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>>533768889 (OP)
>HOLY [Vehicular manslaughter] IS THIS THE THREAD? THE THREAD WHERE I FINALLY BECOME A [BIG SHOT]

>>533769114
KEKKKKKKKKKKK
>CAPTCHA: DDYTV
DIDDLE YOUR TV

Undyne has the hots for Asgore
Dess has the hots for kris
Susie's just fucking hungry.

Late to the party but whatever

hey she sloinking that big doink

lovely couple. deserves happiness in this cruel world

>>533769240
I was also pretty late, but better late than nate

>>533769184
Maybe Carol and Asgore will live together when Rudy dies and Sans is revealed.

>>533769175
(feed) Double Darkburger (to) your TV

>>533769301
did i miss this? what is it

KILL YOUR TV

>>533769481
This thing >>533741291

eating pizza what you eating today?

>>533769184
undyne is a lesbo
undyne is going to steal the hose and blast all of them
susie will help

>>533769587
you're a faggot.
undyne held a lot of respect for asgore and in deltarune they are former work-buddies.

What if in Chapter 5 Snowgrave Berdly was just walking around wearing sunglasses like everything is fine and suddenly he's "cool" now according to everyone

>>533769713
So she knows him well enough to know he wouldn't mind being sprayed. What's the problem?

>>533769741
>sunglasses fall off
>his eyes are pink and yellow

>>533769806
>what's your problem
your insistance on faggotry.

>>533769741
>>533769848
>his expression is frozen
>his eyes don't move

I LOVE TENNA!!!! I LOVE TV!!!

>>533769550
thanks

Basking in Tenna's warm screen glow, snuggled up with Spamton on the TV's stocky chest while Tenna sniffs me with one feeler (I call his antenna that to avoid confusion) and tickles Spamton with the other

I want the other two to pin down Pluey and force a checkup on him (they suddenly got worried when they realized he wouldn’t be able to tell them if something was wrong)

cathode toOK THE KID FUUUUUUUCK

What keeps (You) interested in the game?
Personally, finding out all the backstory related to Kris.

Tenna's full name is Cathode Antony Tenna and his initials spell out C.A.T.
His father was Cathode Raynold Tenna.

Beautiful fat ladies if you can hear us...please beautiful fat ladies please save me...

(You) rank the three of them based on how good mareiage with them would be, and explain your reasoning.

forced soul

Has anyone ever in the history of DR headcanoned Kris as AFAB?
For all the NB talk I've never seen anyone not default to regular ass guy Kris, myself included.

>>533772217
>AFAB
AT41%

>>533772217
i am a believer in womanlet kris

Gotye

>>533772298
Thats most often the mtfs. Its easier to pass as a low T chudcel 5'7 manlet than it is to pass as a square jawed balding 6'2 woman.

>>533770871
I want to know the fever dream inspired ending.

>>533772608
I know a FtM who’s 4’11”. anything is possible

>>533772246
I am not an organ donor because I am afraid the doctors will give up on me more quickly so they can put me in a sedated state and harvest my organs while I'm still alive instead of doing their jobs

>>533772246
now post his credit card

do you think Carol calls Kris "one of the good ones"?

>>533772773
if this helps your anxiety, the conditions that ensure your organs are healthy for transplant are also the conditions that keep you alive

>>533772246
>not 1997

spy on Noelle bathing route possible

would you still love them if they were h*mans?

>>533773229
this is the most accurate I’ve ever seen

>>533773229
Maybe if Susie's skin wasn't so dark and she didn't look like a guy

>>533773216
The richest family in town has such a basic-looking shower. They can do much better. And get a jacuzzi tub.

>>533772925
if she does, i'm switching sides.
fuck toriel, fuck working towards gay endings, end the entire fucking thing in its entirety, heil holiday, the world will turn blacker than calcutta.

If Toby doesn't let us take Ralsei to the festival in some form I will die

>>533773229
>noelle just as cute as a human
of course

>>533773323
Susie is an eggplant. A mulignan. She can be a little dark

>>533773323
real butch lesbians don't look like anime muscle mommies, they look like dudes.
also suz lives in a rundown apartment block in the poor part of hometown with likely absent parents, she's AT LEAST latino if not full black coded

>open internet
>see someone who is better than you in something
>day ruined

>>533773337
maybe it's a walk in bath because rudy is too weak to stand for a shower

>>533773763
except dudes can be likeable.

>>533774261
imagine being something so plebian as #likeable #relatable #soo mee

>>533773763
There are cute butch lesbians

>>533774334
couldn't fathom that.
consider a better ending.

>>533774745
billions must petrify

>>533774745
beautiful flowing hair on that chudjak

>>533774636
Human, I remember you're rugs

praying that Toby puts her and jorkington in the next chapter so there's more art of this fat fuck

If you guys are horny over Noelle then just catch deer and fuck it

>>533773763
They’re all white. Toby Fox’s whiteness is so pasty-profound it bleed through into every character he writes. Susie doesn’t come across as black or Latina at all.

>>533775357
it WOULD make sense.
the chapter is literally called "the fields of pink and gold" and that jealousy burns the vast gardens.

SHE IS SO JEALOUS OF SUSIE
SHE SWORE OFF OF HER FRIENDSHIP WITH KRIS BECAUSE OF IT
ASGORE'S JEALOUSY COMES SECOND

THE GOOD ROUTE WOULD RESOLVE SUSELLE
THE BAD ROUTE WILL RESOLVE FAT-CAT'S PULSE WITH SNOWGRAVE.

I JUST FUCKING KNOW, OKAY?

Unfortunately, Kris is doomed to be forever short.

>>533775526
>Catti Cattenheimer
>the diagram looks like a star of david
you might be onto something

she and jork got too much attention and development to not appear in future chapters, she's gonna be mad that susie stole her girl

>>533768889 (OP)
>Ralsei thought the prophecy would change if they act kind to everyone
>but it didn't
What if the prophecy says something about the Darkners rather than the heroes? Or maybe it's both? Maybe the Darkners will end up turning on the heroes for some reason and killing them?

Will Mettaton rape Tenna or is it a good forever home for him?

>>533774940
kek

Stepping outside during my lunch break at the behest of a text from Asgore, only to be greeted by him holding a gorgeous bouquet created just for me (which found itself prominently displayed on my desk as soon as I returned). Shooting a few gold balls with Asgore to decompress at the end of the week when his mind wanders with the topic of conversation we're having while hitting a drive and he accidentally hits the ball without holding back, causing it to make a thunderous crack off the driver and fly through the air so quickly it creates a noticeable smoking crater in the hill at the far end of the range. Chilling out with Asgore putting together a jigsaw puzzle depicting The Great Wave off Kanagawa together while we sip tea and eat blueberry scones on a rainy evening.

Doomed

>>533776057
*golf balls
Apologies

>>533769550

>>533776057
I always respect your posts, asgorefag

>>533775998
he's such a bond villain, my god. RIP tenna's butthole

>>533775849
did you speak to her before ch4 proper?

>>533776237
it's been settled as Kris

>>533776589
I did, she starts malding because Kris is friends with Susie and let her spend time with Noelle

>>533776660
>cage has 3 fingers
>knight has 3 fingers
what does it mean

>>533776404
Thank you

Would a PC in the Dark World stay as itself by the PC case, or where the OS drive is stored? Or is it rather the motherboard?
Maybe those are its organs instead?

>>533776780
cage has 4 mf

>>533776985
Transformers Constructicons

>>533772217
I have seen at least five comics each about Kris period cramps and Kris binder

>>533776776
i would say she has a point.
u support catti in her anti-gay crusade.

however: i believe that catti (if she has a role) she will be killed in a weird route and in the good route, noelle will be annoyed by catti's antics so much that she will forego being nice and considerate of other's feelings and for the first time ever yell at catti and tell her, "i love susie!!!"

ch5 will cement or fix asgore's broken marriage and who gets to claim the doevaries.

>>533773763
The new chapters making Susie (and Kris..) spout out retarded ebonics meme phrases sort of gives this impression. Also the Chapter 3 cooking minigame outfit... not even gonna say it.

>>533777090
the thumb?

>>533772539
now you're just somebody that I used to goat

>>533777325
Considering Susie is a bully that has never apologized, that would make Noelle look more even more obnoxious.

>>533777523
SHE IS OBNOXIOUS.

ch5 weird route WILL be weird and i don't know why i know, i just know.

>>533777723

>>533777878
>woman kris
>hairy legs
why do people do this

>>533777723
Really weird and contrived... ;_;

Just now realised that the "barren wasteland" that existed before Tenna showed up was just Shuttah saying "the table was fucking empty and there was nothing else, then a TV appeared and became the big main attraction, radiating its existence and power over everyone else, changing the whole landscape"

But the fucked up church part near the end of Chapter 4 also implies that dark worlds are shaped in the mind and memory of whoever created it.
So, Kris remembers Tenna for the fun times they've had, but also for the whole leadup to the divorce.
Which means...whoever created the Castle Town fountain, whether it be Kris or someone we haven't met directly yet, had that in mind.

Maybe it was created by Asriel so Kris has a place to retreat back to, cause their family situation is fucked, everything SUCKS.
Maybe Kris created it. They do have a SAVE File in the weird goob place before we get to Castle Town, but we override it.

INTERESTING.

>>533777878

Is Deltarune to Undertale as Hunter X Hunter is to Yu Yu Hakusho?

>>533778004
Do you truly believe that Kris would shave their legs?

>>533778004
we don't know that!
but susie, is a girl and she has leg hair.

>>533777723
>>533777878
>>533778025
What a strange fetish

>>533776523

So a woman would like it if I fed her chocolate and rubbed her belly while she was on her period?

>>533778024
i think this doesn't necessarily point to someone who actually has those memories making the fountains. because dess is trapped in the code and might be exterting her influence regardless of who made the dark world and why.

>don't forget, i'm with you in the dark

>>533778145
Valid point.

>>533778145
toriel would never let her little yellow sperg near a blade unsupervised

>>533778004
Westerns often don't understand (occasionally they do, but deliberately subvert it on purpose) that half the point of fictional characters is to reject and escape from biological realities and all of the hideousness therein. Cool, my protagonist vessel is skinnyfat and malformed from growing up eating grainslop and also xhey have a digestive system and periods, and my friend/potential romantic interest has leg hair. That's awesome. Thanks Obama. Thanks women. Thanks Tumblr. Thanks Judeo-Bolshevism.

>>533778541
I don't mind leg or armpit hair

>>533778541
>Westerns
All cowboys know that a woman with leg hair is fit for saddlin up and ridin.
Yeehaw.

>>533778626
Pit hair is fine
Leg hair is kind of weird if it isn't very thin and light

>>533775357
Ch6 is a fully animated 45 minutes porn scene of Catty hard domming Susie.
My dad works for Radiation Industries trust.

>>533778024
Reading the shit I wrote again, I feel like a scatterbrain.
Who knew that trying to put your thought process into words can be this hard?
>Church near the end of Ch4
The world was still the same, more or less, but since Susie created the fountain, and her mind mightve been not the most stable at that moment, it also lead to the Gerson we fight being not the real Gerson, but a "corpse" of it. Cause all she could think about is "the old man is dead the old man is dead the old man is old dead"
>divorce talk
Tenna, or the TV itself, has been there the whole time and saw everything happening to the family. The world was created by Kris, and thats their memories. They had fun playing games, they had fun watching shows with family and friends. But they also tried to shut it all out by just watching TV while the grown ups were fighting. What else is a kid supposed to do in a situation like that?
"The family is fighting again..." is said by Tenna during his crashout / DOOMBOARD part, and its clear - he's referencing that Toriel and Asgore are fighting again. "I'm sorry about the pipes" could refer to Asgore being a shitty plumber and trying his best, but that's speculation.
>weird goob place
Its mainly a bunch of random dust and those weird wobbly bits. There is what I can only think of as liquid darkness pouring out of the eyes. You run through all of it with not a lot happening, until you ride down the long slide / cliff and enter Castle Town. Which still begs me the question who created that fountain. Or how the heck Ralsei exists.
One theory I've heard is that Ralsei is the leftover fur or the emotional bond from Kris, manifesting into the Dark World.

Mucho texto.

>All cowboys know that a woman with leg hair is fit for saddlin up and ridin.
>Yeehaw.

>>533743969
Chara’s grave. Adriel’s grave is all the way on the other side of the Underground, in Asgore’s throne room.

>>533777232
>the girl the girl the girl with hope crossed in her HEART is Kristine
>human Dess is the cage
>prince of the dark is Lancer
>noelle susie and ralsei never mattered at all and that's what made susie mad

>>533778492
Toriel lets Kris carry around a knife everywhere they go though

do you think Toby will ever address the fact that Noelle's crush on Susie is weird as fuck or is he just going to play it straight as "ha ha she's just so quirky guys"

176th for wingding is a cat.

>>533779320
it's well hidden up their ass, only reason (we) don't have access to it

>>533779437
You don't need this much. Cat element is the sixth element and Gaster is associated with 6's. It's that simple.

>>533779368
Noelle's a weirdo that puts up a facade really well, unless in distress or caught by sheer surprised.
Susie might be a dumb fucko that doesnt understand that Noelle wants to munch her carpet, and plays it off as "oh Noelle you're such a silly friend that I never had."
So if anything, I'm waiting for some real shit to happen and have Noelle go loco. Show her true colours.

>>533779437
holup, capital M=cartoon bomb in wingdings?

>>533778024
Barren wasteland likely refers to these kind of areas.
This is likely what the dark world actually looks like without lightner intervention, randomly pieced together bridges that connect one fountain to the next. It's what I assume Ralsei uses to move around between dark worlds. Lightners probably cant use these because that would mean teleporting your physical body from the school to the library.
Speaking of which, he must know there's a fountain in the bunker, if he could sense the rest, and if he can ostensibly teleport from one dark fountain to the next, why cant he go there? Is everyone except Susie and the soul working with the Knight?

>>533779554
Oh, joy. I learn something obvious every day. Thank you anon. See you soon.

>>533779861
maybe it's full of that spooky black cloud.

>>533779861
>why cant he go there?
He probably can but there's nothing he can do without (You).

>>533779368
I think he's just really shit at writing lesbians

Fave hands you a mysterious yellow drink with a devilish grin.

>>533780109
i agree
there's a ton of cut suselle content, i think his playtesters told him it was shit so he's rewriting it

>>533779861
Either Ralsei can go there and he's willing to go along with whatever conspiracy Kris has with the Knight and he just has to hope Susie is too stupid to figure it out OR Ralsei can sense it but can only go there if Kris and/or Susie are there for whatever reason.

>>533779861
>Lightners probably cant use these because that would mean teleporting your physical body from the school to the library.
See, thats the weird part. They entered the...locker room? I think its the locker room, to look for chalk, but ended up in the nearby room that probably used to be another class room until more people grew up, moved out, yada yada until it got turned more into a storage room. Maybe its just one of those play rooms where you can go to during your break time.
They enter the locker room, and end up in that room.
>Is everyone except Susie and the soul working with the Knight?
We just dont know. We can only wait until 2026 and have the rest of the chapters released, and all the secret stuff revealed to us.
Kris likely works with the Knight. They're the only one that doesn't get NIKE LOGO'd if you 'beat' the Knight at the end of Ch3.

>>533780253
I was going to say that it's not like he can actually do anything like sealing the fountain, but couldn't he open the bunker door? Or can he only close them, like the great door.

>>533780181
Jaundice juice...

>>533780253
i feel like there was a lot of 'ralsei loves (us) but kris hates him!!' content and it all dropped off with the new releases

>>533780601

>>533780181
I trust Noelle, she probably just put some salt in the lemona-
>What the- CHEESE JUICE!?!

>>533772147
real soul that no one in the fandom cares about because they're not lgbt or mired in drama or locked into some dripfed mystery

>>533780669
Because it's clearly not true.
Kris isn't the most outwardly affectionate person, he probably has never been like that even before the Dessappearance but between Ralsei acting a bit more like a real boy and Kris voluntarily giving the fuzzball a hug I think Kris has gotten over whatever initial misgivings about him he may have had.

>>533780952
I imagine Kris empathizes greatly with Ralsei's position

new! :p

<3

>>533781118
CUTE!

>>533774429
I see this and I wonder if I am the reason that Paraphore has started to get referenced more in utg
Partially related, but I also wonder how into the game Noelle would be

>>533779861
Once a chapter Ralsei tells you to fuck off and move the camera to Susie for a couple of minutes so him and Kris can have their little conspiratorial talk. They're not friends but they're at the very very least colleagues.
In ch1 they talked about the plot in general, in ch2 they had ample time to discuss the TV world fountain. Ralsei's plan for (You) and Ralsei's plan for Kris are not the same.

>>533780912
shouldve made K_K a woman and pretend the giant speakers on the chest are actually the bazongas.
at least that was my idea until it turns out that its a boy band group.

new 2! :p

>>533781228
but he already is free, it's the rest of us in a cage

>>533781361
where is kris' lower half

>>533779831
mettaton is just drawn alongside the skeletons in their concept art and is listed alongside them in the credits as being inspired by helvetica. don't think about it too hard.

*you tell ralsei to move forward

>>533773763
>real butch lesbians don't look like anime muscle mommies, they look like dudes
good thing Susie isn't a lesbian!

>>533780181

ive been todays old when i realised that the TV in "Mr Ant Tennas TV Time" ashows his face.
and that the word TV itself is his face if you look at it sideways.
thats some creative look on things.

>>533780381
There's a door connecting the two. They enter the storage room slash classroom and open the Grand Door that leads to the forest and card castles in the smaller storage closet to the right.
Lightners can probably move within a dark fountain or from one fountain to the next if they're connected in our physical light world. If we had the code we probably could've opened the Grand Door in chapter 4 too.
Also the SWOONs are coming from our side. Kris offs Susie and Ralsei when he sees they're taking too long and the Knight is getting tired of playing around for the propechy instead of cleaving Susie in two.

What does Toby think about the p*pe owning a copy of his game

>>533782221
he's sorry about the pipe

riding Noelle as the animal she is

Bunny Day 2025 really brought out different levels of strange salaciousness in everyone

>>533782221
They're coming out of the Popes.
They're crawling out of the Popes.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the Popes.
I knew. I KNEW I shouldn't have done it.
But you know, every Pope goes SOMEWHERE! They had to go SOMEWHERE!!!

>>533782262
https://youtu.be/tGGsasEZ8O4

>>533781490
amongst years of sansfags dissecting every possible interaction he ever has had with anyone, it's kind of amazing mettaton + sans got completely overlooked. considering
>mettaton gave him a job at his resort
>sans presumably trusts his call about whether or not you deserve to get dunked on ("you aren't absolutely evil")
>sans becomes his right hand man in the dystopian king mettaton ending, something he only bothers to do with toriel and papyrus
>we have never seen these 2 interact

sleeper yaoi hit? are they secret relations? i want it toby

>No Mom! I will not leave Susie! I love her, and I’m tired of always doing whatever YOU want!
>…is that so Noelle?
>Y-yes!
>Very well. If you hate abiding by my rules so much, I will not force you to do so against your will
>Really?
>Of course, if the rules of my house are such a problem for you, I expect you to leave by the afternoon
>WHAT?
>I would tell you to pack up your stuff, but I’m afraid everything in your room was purchased using MY money, correct? It only stands to reason that you start your new life with things you earned yourself, which is not much.
>Dad would never-
>Rudy has always wanted you to be more independent, he would be happy to hear that you will get to experience some real life on your own, without me trying to coddle you.
>…
>I’m sure your purple friend will be more than happy to host you. Her standards of living may not be as… affluent as you’re used to, but you said you got bored of eating caviar every day, didn’t you? I’m sure that will no longer be a problem for you

>>533782221
who will give leo 14th a copy of deltarune?

>>533782320
Ramba is either very proud of you, or is seriously questioning your questions as of now.
Mew Mew knows that she's sheer seconds away from being thrown into a jar.

>>533782561
theres actually a substantial amount of mettaton and sans porn on rule 34

>>533782662
Can you all please stop making Carol so likeable? My dick can't get harder than it already is

>>533782662
PROCEED

>>533782857
i meant more the general canon of theoryfagging but damn good to know

good morning krusty krew

RAPED
RAPED
SHE'S THE RAPED
SHE THANKS AT NIGHT
SHE SOBS AT NIGHT
SHE'S THE RAPED
(WE)'RE THE GIANT HEART THAT RAPES ALL OF THE GIRLS
LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF DOEHOLES WE CAN GET OURSELVES INTO

which side are you on deltatrooners?

>>533782662
the fave anarcho-commune...

These STOOPIDS got their noses tangled up again!

>>533782662
Sounds fair to me.

>>533783145
I'm on side Battleborn

>>533783182
what the fuck is krisslee?

>>533783105

anyone have that screencap with spamton's huge laser face during ch3 with the dancing gold tenna going "KILL HIM, KILL HIM NOW"

>sorry sus, i had to hit that puss

>>533783145
the side where dykes fuck off and die and stop rubbing they fat smelly yeast infected clits

>>533783362
well would you look at the time again.

So Don't Forget is totally about/sang by Dess, right?

>>533773229
That is exactly what Noelle would look like as a human. Pretty alright Soosie too.

>>533783145
Berdly's harem ending

all cloacas belong to us

>>533773229
no way sooz has the money to get ear piercings and take care of them, she is a poor

goddamn the thread is only worth visiting when the fatfags are here

>>533772217
I saw a fic where Kris sells her pussy to Politics Bear.
Personally I go with whatever is funnier at the moment. According to xer sprite Kris has a futa build. D cups, generous bulge, small limbs

>>533782561
don't forget alphys as a connecting thread between the two characters.

>>533773229
Thought it was Noelle who was black.

>>533783739
Quite the contrary, my dear Watson

So to get all the shadow crystals on a Snowgrave save set you need to have beaten Spampton NEO on that slot beforehand non-Snowgrave then replace it with a Snowgrave save and then Seam will give you the crystal if you talk to him?

>>533783739
Entirely untrue

>>533783739
that but divided by minus 1

Is there any canon indication that Dess and Asriel banged or is it just a Twitter headcanon?

>>533784337
she has his shirt in her closet

Guys this is so fucked up what did Toby mean by this?

>>533784337
Asriel’s retainer was in Dess’ closet

>>533784337
If you're doing weed together in your room and leaving your retainers and clothes in each other's houses, there's a pretty decent chance you're fucking.

>>533784391

>>533783865
i think they would be a great friendship trio.
>mettaton making a big deal of pretending to be a real robot and alphys a real scientist who totally made a robot with a soul
>meanwhile sans has to pretend he didn't know them from DT (or where the fuck sans is from)
>turns into a bizarre farce where everyone is trying to remember what shit they just made up

>>533784607
They’re all horrible people that deserve nothing but misery.

>>533782857
R34 FUCKING SUCKS they're drawing Flowey with a human ass and balls

>Young super skilled DR artist I’ve been following forever died
Damn

I can't believe Chara forced (Me) to The Rape that poor girl

>>533784720
as ever, the only unproblematic fave is papyrus

>>533783865
>>533781490
>>533782561
>>533783865

>>533785062
what the FUCK

>>533784785
If you don't think that's the hottest shit ever you can get the fuck out

Guys... anyone else feel like their ass got tickled while they was sleep? Feel like someone took a feather to my butthole.

It's kinda wacky that I've seen 5x more Krusie and Kriselle fanart than Suselle fanart despite the latter being """canon""""

>>533785062
mettaton's UT body being based on the DR knight schematics is something I could imagine.

>>533785132

>>533784890
who? picrel?

>>533785235
It's like I'm in some kind of Bumtickle™

>>533785062
all according to keikatu

>>533785245
cute noelle

>>533784337
They've at least made out because of Asriel's retainer being in that box of junk, plus some of Asriel's clothes are in her wardrobe. They've also maybe smoked weed (or "unique leaves") together.

>>533785062
I can’t believe Roary and MTT were watching the same schlocky anime VHSs

>>533784337
it's an assumption
a reasonable assumption? perhaps, but still an assumption nevertheless

>>533785143
is that seff seethe and touched?

>>533785245
the people know kino when they see it

>>533785613
They're so best

>>533785327
Fawfulydoo (same artist as the pic) passed away on the 28th
https://youtu.be/fPzwUXN72uk?si=QUtILfYAodDKb0P0
I think they were pretty well known for this animation (before self nuking their channel)

>>533785613
toby could've given us krusie, but we had to make kino a different way.

I'm going to Kris

>>533785703
Damn

>>533785735
we will get krusie
trvst ze plan

>>533785303
i do think it is a robot body, that slumped over pose+drool it does screams 'buffering video'

undertale is just a bad deltarune au

>>533785839
when you die will someone say "damn" about you on an imageboard

>>533785867
remember that the the cage, the the girl and the angel are all seperate entities.

>>533785984
unironically true

Brain fucking spamton until he turns retarded, and I have to wipe his smelly ass whenever he shits himself involuntarily

>>533782381
>>533782262
https://vocaroo.com/1j0wicJGlSGp

>>533785245
I've been saying since the chapters released that Suselle art has been decimated in favor of Krusie and Kriselle and anons still doubted me, even when I counted it.

>>533785143
I feel that /utg/ would really enjoy playing Elin. I mean that in a good way

>>533786212
okay

>>533785984
Undertale is literally Deltarune's prototype. The game Toby made and released so he could see Deltarune to fruition, in which he also didn't expect that this prototype would also become a culture defining mega hit.

>>533785703
>21
fucking hell, they were just celebrating getting a new apartment too
life truly is cruel sometimes

>>533786426
>toby is an aufag
good god

https://youtu.be/KJelUk5D72E?si=NntkUWZ-K9b6NpSd

>>533787140
imagine flaling on your face with buck teeth.

Remember. The only canon ships will be (you) x Kris in normal route and (you) x Noelle in side b.
Suselle, kriselle, krusie, krerdly, ralsus, kralsei, nerdly, and berdsei will never be canon. EVER.

>>533787537
Platonic Krusie is canon as hell though

>>533786130
Just Gaster
Just Gaster
Just Gaster

this is the canon true ending route btw

https://x.com/KokobielVii/status/1951780706189033723

spreading schizo theories on an imageboard full of retards that make a giant deal about shipping teenagers together and getting into arguments over it, because mental illnesses get passed as a joke

>>533788148
>noelle with a dick (that isn't even relevant)
yuck

>>533780912
>real soul that no one in the fandom cares about
I care about them because they have one of the best songs

I love TV!

>>533788148
>letting those teeth touch your dick

>>533788607
TV ASS
TV ASS

>>533787071
Another Deltarune character fits a recent Flavor Foley song. Tenna has Static, now Spamton/Kris have Spoken For.

>>533788148
>Due to local laws, we are temporarily restricting access to this content until X estimates your age

Can someone catbox whatever this is?

>>533788836
>BBC
that's what you're into, huh?

why do some people still refuse to accept that Gaster will be important when he has more lines than 90% of characters.

>>533788924
are you perchance retarded

>>533787734
That's not a romance, therefore not a "ship" by the fag definition. That's called being friends.

>>533789075
don't argue.

>>533789075
Xhe is very retarded but I think in this case that was an attempt at humor, a retarded one nonetheless

>>533789058
We still don't even know what he looks like
Wait, do you look like anything after getting shattered across space and time and becoming an omnipresent multidimensional prophet

>>533786426
>be radiation from homestuck
>have a fever dream where you see a great twist and ending to a game
>start sketching out Deltarune based on this
>realize its an 8 hour game and you barely know how to program a for loop on game maker
> realize youd need a full team of designers, animators and programmers to pull it off so its never going to happen
>settle for a shittier version of your story with roughly the same ending and ideas to at least get it out there
This is what happened, from what he's said of the early history for both games. It's not a prototype because I really dont think he ever expected to be able to make Deltarune proper.
The Ending is also probably very close to the ones we got in Undertale for this reason.

>>533787140
God I want to fuck brown tomboy Dess

>>533779368
>>533780226
I’m convinced that with the weird route, the whole Susie x Noelle premise was a complete misdirection. Since you could skip their first two interactions. And Ralsei only promotes it to get Susie to be more like the girl of the prophecy.

>>533788775
TV ASS IS THE BEST ASS

>>533784890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTdk6XJ2tnM

>>533789486
I agree!

>>533784337
>>533784386
They were like 12 - 13, dude. With helicopter parents too. There's no way it happened

>>533785565
>Hey hey people, Sseth here
>Did you know that one in two humans is a crazed psycho rapist? I didn't, and neither did my roommate last night
>...
>...start running
>DELTARUNE
>Deltarune, much like its sequel BLACKSOULS, is a game about BESTiality, systemic oppression and gang rape through the means of a singular vessel.....

>>533789262
>we still don't even know what he looks like
that's what you think

>>533783362
UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

NOELLE!!!!!

PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! GET PREGNANT

Kris Dreemurr will be in Smash 6
His gimmick will be all of his special moves have him fighting indirectly by commanding other characters

>>533789631
>sseth would make a video about a pregananant-vidio gem
>he would make a video about fatfaggotry/feederism
>he would make a video about a game featuring hardcore shonen action and equal amounts of homoeroticism
>he wouldn't make a video about deltarune.

>>533785303
>>533785485
>>533785126
>>533785062
Remember, Mettaton’s blue prints are older than Alphys.

>>533788836
Evil bri'ish Tenna that pesters you to get a loicense...
Imagine in this AU Ramb has a thick US southerner accent instead.

>>533789841
>Remember, (headcanon)

>>533789687
Every so often someone reinvents pokemon trainer from brawl.

>>533789960
I don't understand how this made me chuckle but it did

so strange seeing people trying to discredit undertale as if toby didn't pour his heart into it
is this what people mean when they talk about irony poisoning

Did we ever get a concrete explanation on how monsters reproduce in Deltarune? Because I don't think it's the same as human means. If a baby just manifests via 2 monster's love, how do we know for certain who the parents are? If the 2 parents are of different monster races, what will the kid look like?
What I'm saying is, we don't have concrete proof that Asriel is definitely Toriel and Asgore's kid.

>>533789840
Deltarune is too cutesy and not fetishy enough for him to make an ironic (fully sincere and not ironic in any sense of the word) review about it

>>533787140
where's her tail

>>533783362
Imagine if in the next chapter or so, Kris’ and Susie’s room looks like this and Ralsei dares to pretend he doesn’t know what this means, flat out lying to them.

>>533790112
Tony himself said it was a test run

>>533789687
Also, his hitbox will be tiny
Just the soul
When a move enters the perimeter of his body he will go dark and the soul will be visible like it is during overworld action/bullet sequences
As a tradeoff he will be super light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYa3tOrzm1Y
>>533789960
NOT the same
the other characters aren't fully playable
they're just part of his moveset

>>533790112
It's called shitposting.

>>533790115

Toby hates racemixing unless is gay.

>>533790253
toby himself admits he won't be able to hit the emotional highs of undertale again

>>533790292
holy shit TP in Smash would be cool

>>533790190
toby would never make krusie real.
he just makes her cute and approachable to have these heart-to-heart just to make it toxic, mean, creepy or simply just the bad route.

toby wants suselle.
also don't forget: game for toddlers.
he would never add anything drastic.

>>533789840
I'd love for him to review deltarune, but I don't think it would happen. While there's a lot of material to make jokes about, the game is too plot-focused, and I don't think it would work well with the kind of reviews he makes.

>>533778024
Btw when I bought the game from Steam, the first save point didn't have Kris' name anymore, it was EMPTY. Bug or feature?

What if Asriel was actually Asgore and Rudy's kid the whole time, and Dess attempted suicide in the forest lake because she found out she was dating her half brother?

>>533790551
>toby wants suselle.
elaborate

>>533790576
yeah, i don't think so either.
he covers games that nobody knows too, so deltarune is one of those games that are far too well-known for get a review made.

Ralsei? More like RalsGAY

>>533789663
Is this the original resolution?

>>533781241
>Ralsei’s plan in motion.

>>533790125
Hey hey people

Desselle is canon

>>533778881
>I'm sorry about the pipes
I think it's a very young Kris blaming themself for flushing ice-e bath bombs down the toilet, clogging the pipes which led to Toriel and Asgore fighting again.

>>533791182
>happy carol has blue horns
no

>>533790582
My first playthrough on the ch3+4 version had it, with the new save look and everything, probably a bug

>>533790190
* Are you two? Sleeping???
* Together? One bed?

The springs are firm --- The springs are VERY firm

Someone. Draw Carol and Asgore making boards.

>>533790705
you actually changing the script of the story is a forbidden act, we are supposed to hug it out with ralsei until the bitter end comes, if his plan even works is up for debate, but in the end if we dare to assert ourselves in the story as something independant, any of these steps are usually seen as evil in any way, shape or form.

deltarune so far has a binary narrative structure between
>give the monster a revivemint
>break both of his legs and laugh at him as he tries to walk away
any sense of self-determination that is not related to hugging fluffster is evil or is so non-important that your party will make use of ignorance or arrogance.
you can insist on what you said in ch2, but that ends with you coercing your friend into killing shitly.

so once we keep our dirty fingers out of the mix, the game tries to put noelle and susie together all the time and every time these shitty flirt sessions happen about, it's usually built on pure coincidence or other bullshit mechanisms.
>what do you mean bullshit?
noelle will try to build that suselle bridge all the fucking time to the emotionally unavailable susie, but ultimately fails most of the time.
>WOW YOU LIKE THING? I LIKE THING TOO!
>WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON FAHAHAH!
in the same breath, she will usually find a way to rationalize kris away or tell susie how much kris means nothing to her, despite us knowing that kris supposedly knows her better than anybody (not us, though).
she will rant on and on about liking scary things, but if kris becomes scary, its not the same.

noelle will hear susie likes something, immediately say she likes it too, susie will deflect to kris how kris knows this thing better than her and then abort the discussion from there because she wants susie, not you.

she is peak hateable and plans to fuck my dino-tank.
i won't let her.

>>533790551
>also don't forget: game for toddlers.
>he would never add anything drastic.
Anon did you forget the whole "throuple" plotline and how openly lustful they all were? That kind of hardcore perverted bullshit makes the implications that Kris and Susie should sleep together pale in comparison.

>>533792013
creampie incoming.

>>533792013
disgusting body
chara doesn't look like that

>>533791881
It's literally a one way relation. Noelle likes Susie, but Susie doesn't like Noelle (romantically). They have no chemistry

>>533792038
>thoust're not the only battle throuple in towne anymore!
and then susie went (as susie does)
>what?
tfw this is canon by the by.

We will solve the Noelle-Susie-Kris love triangle by having all 3 of them become a throuple

why is toby so polyphobic

>>533791881
I’m totally convinced by how Ralsei talks about the prophecy is that he looks at Noelle as the way to make Susie more openly girly. So when Kris wants to romance her, Ralsei goes, “no, Kris! Don’t make her the girl!”

The game ends in a relationship between
Kris
Susie
Noelle
You(Vessel)
Ralsei
Berdly

>>533792207
Susie most likely views Noelle their as their only female friend they’ve ever had.

>>533769240
The who?

>Hey Elly, wanna know what Kris said when they lost their virginity?
>Stop it, Dess...
>Precisely!

>>533792207
>it's a one way relationship
i absolutely agree, but don't you think that the whole adventure shit we're doing with susie is literally buttering her up to become more docile so she eventually becomes emotionally available enough for the chronic waste syndrome creature?

toby is clearly working towards that with how he writes these events with the two of them.
the tragedy in the prophecy will befall noelle, the answer to the prophecy is love.
and you can either choose LOVE or LV.
and either will find its way to the girl.

but only one will make a good ending.
>>533792406
ralsei is clearly really against us getting together with noelle (as we can tell by his dialogue when talking about the festival with whom we will go)
to paraphrase what i think he said in my game:
>"i think that's a really bad idea."

>>533791881
>in the same breath, she will usually find a way to rationalize kris away or tell susie how much kris means nothing to her, despite us knowing that kris supposedly knows her better than anybody (not us, though).
This infuriates me about Noelle actually.

>>533793045
fucking RIGHT?!

Dess would refer to Kris only with masculine pronouns because Kris didn't even know what non-binary was when she disappeared.

>>533781118
This is the girliest Kris I've ever seen

>>533772217
>AFAB
This is 99% of non binary people so yeah I think enby Krisfags think Kris is AFAB not undergoing any SRS or HRT

>>533793254
all humans are they them due to possessing both sets of genitals, though

Bratty Tenna looking for excuses to get Spammy to dom him. He needs correction!

>>533772217
Some people but it's pretty forced, Kris is just naturally written and read as a teenage boy.

I like going to Deltarune twitter for the art but reading their opinions on anything gives me brain damage.

>>533793387
I hate how accurate your posts are.
deploying counter-measure.

>>533772217
>>533793478
I knew some autistic girls who act like Kris

>>533791881
>>533793045
Noelle is just a retard who doesn't understand her own feelings
It at least seems toby is aware of that and the dissonance is intentional based on her blog entries.

I want Flowey to wrap me in his vines, the barbs piercing my skin as he slowly wraps a non-barbed vine around my cock and slowly pumps it, whispering into my ear that I am a good boy.

>>533793524
but spamton is minor coded and papyrus is a pedophile and noelle is trans and so is susie and alvin will be insulted by the note she wrote and

>>533793339
>read star student-athlete dreamboat Asriel
>draw Alex from YIIK
Why do people do this?

>>533793014
>ralsei is clearly really against us getting together with noelle (as we can tell by his dialogue when talking about the festival with whom we will go)
>to paraphrase what i think he said in my game:
>>"i think that's a really bad idea."
I don't remember that, when was that?

Doomer here, finished the Deltarune, the knight, the weird route.
All of it.
I'm glad Toby apparently got all my notes about Ralsei needing to be more sad and have weed jokes. I don't know how many other fan notes he had to wade through to find mine, but he did somehow.

Also the blank text box choices reminds me of Yume Nikki fangame .flow once again. Once you are done with the main game, you play through as a corrupted version of the MC and get to areas you aren't normally allowed to go to open up empty boxes that do a little item get fanfare but are otherwise empty and don't actually have an item associated with them.

>>533793708
>>533793045
What Noelle wants from Susie can only be given to her by Kris in the weird route.
That’s why it’s so bad to indulge in Noelle’s love. It’s a perverted love since the start.

>>533793841
Because Alex YIIK and Asriel are both extremely unlikable characters.

>>533793887
>https://youtu.be/pCF3YY9BwBs?list=RDpCF3YY9BwBs
end of ch3 where you pass the parental locks and susie walks offscreen for a moment and ralsei pulls you aside.

>>533793887
Chapter 3, one of the times Susie talks to Tenna or when she runs ahead. I just saw it in my weird route run along with thinking about her instead of Susie in chapter 4.

>>533792013
OUUUUUUUGH OUUUUGH MY PENIIIIISSSS

>>533793912
did you get the noelle scene?

>>533793912
Congratuglazions, you've played more Deltarune than I have. I only played it normally without doing much bonus content. Hope you had fun!
>>533793989
On what planet is Asriel unlikeable. He's just a bit dorky

>>533769550
We should attach the prophecy panel creator thingy to the OP post template desu

>>533793524
A lot of people are 'head canoning' that Noelle and Ralsei are both trans for whatever reason. It's sad because these tranny freaks *are* affecting Toby's work. Even disregarding the flower sprite controversy, does anyone else remember that he also changed the "furry degenerate" line? Makes me wonder if he has gone out of his way to obey demands from these freaks to change something so minor, what else did he change? I wouldn't be surprised if he threw out tons of cool shit because he isn't allowed to express himself under threat of social sucide from these people.

>>533794406
why is there so much fat and fart porn in the deltarune fandom?

>>533794406
Yes and it took me three tries to realize I wasn't supposed to wait the scene out in the corner of the room, or try to body block kris when he runs out of the room, but to just go repossess the little gremlin directly.

>>533793989
Maybe but Alex YIIK is written and drawn as an mid-to-ugly loser and Asriel is written as an attractive and charismatic chad-lite in universe.
Metatron is also annoying but he should look like a love island supermodel.

>>533794606
because women moved in.

>>533793887
>N... Noelle?
>Kris, I...
>I think that's...
>...
>A bad choice.
>I mean, I'm sorry! A bad choice to, make alone.
>Noelle, might want to go with Susie...
>I hope you can... figure out a nice solution!
That's the weird route dialogue if you say you want to go with noelle in chapter 3.
Even the normal route dialogue is only slightly more restrained:
>Noelle...?
>Umm, I'm sure if Susie was with you, too...
>Noelle would probably really appreciate it!
>I'm sure the three of you would have a lot of fun!
>Umm, if it's... the three of you.

It strongly suggests that noelle is important to the prophecy, as is her relationship with susie. Most likely she's the angel

>>533794406
Imagine if Susie wears something like this.

>>533794506
>I wouldn't be surprised if he threw out tons of cool shit because he isn't allowed to express himself under threat of social sucide from these people.
he came up with the basic ideas in 2011 and the game optimistically won't be done until 2028...yeag.

>>533794707
>Most likely she's the angel
The Angel is different from the girl who snows. Maybe it counts as a separate entity if she's under our control?

>>533794659
did you get the "thank you"?

>>533794858
Are you literally just basing that claim on this?
I don't see any reason to believe the two lines are talking about different people

Going to be making some ff6 sprites, who do y’all want to see?

>>533794915
Yes but I'm still at a loss as to who's really benefiting from Kris having fun or potentially derailing a prophecy into the destruction of everything.
The first part seems like it would be Flowey-like, but the second part is all Chara.
None of the Deltarune characters at all would benefit much from an apocalypse or getting iced by a fellow classmate from school, nor would most of them even have the context needed to thank us for it.

I'm kind of at a loss, honestly. I figured I would end my chapter 3+4 experience ready to make some theories

>>533795274
Noelle cause she evil

>>533795051
If they know the angel is the girl, why refer to her as an it? And if they're talking about different people, who's to say Noelle isn't a man with one eye, either?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0o_rXErBU0
It's like this song was made to inject Kris into it.

>>533795051
>what do you call the man with one eye?
I
>why does the angel make its cry?
Don’t
>who will call the girl who snows
Know

Catty and Bratty should settle their differences by wrestling with no clothes on.

>>533794856
To be fair, online culture has changed so much from then to now. Almost everybody on the internet *now* is some sort of tranny moralfag puritan demanding that artists censor themselves so they don't get offended. Remember how the creator of The Coffin of Andy and Leyley got doxed because of the incest they added into their game? People now especially, HATE artists. This really was not the case back in 2011.

>>533795473
Noelle isn't a man

He's so divine, his soul shines
Breaks the night, sleep tight
His ever loving face smiles on the whole human race
He says, "I'm somebody"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ1Q2lkxLlo

>>533795070
Kristopher.

>>533795792
And not an it.

>>533795789
it wasn't those puritans who doxxed the CoAL dev

>>533795504
>what do you call a man with one eye?
king
>why does the angel make its cry?
the pain itself is reason why
>who will call the girl who snows
heaven

>>533793964
So? She gets what she asks for and likes it, theres no problem there, itd be like saying that its bad to indulge in a bdsm sub's love

>>533795789
Future generation will never experience the free internet and that's sad.

>>533795274
the prophecy's end IS destruction.
if we wish to hear the story to its end, we will surely perish.
what did you think about the weird route?

>>533794856
Looks cropped, full?

>>533795504
>>Don't
>Don't wait, don't wait.
>Especially, the don't.
>Wait, don't. Wait... don't!!!

>>533794856
Wasnt the point of moving to japan, larping as an ESL japanese indie dev, and barely even interacting with non japanese fans/media to avoid all this bullshit in the first place? Toby is not beholden to any of these freaks and is untouchable, so why does he keep kneeling to them?

>>533795274
he is only interested in your reaction to noelle being 'raped'

>>533793964
But Kris is exactly the same, which is why they rejected Noelle and only care about Dess/Susie in the normal route

>>533795950
She's not an it
She's IT

>>533795815
Always look on the bright side, gote

>>533796404
No. Kris and Susie are the same. And Noelle likes them the most at their worst.

>>533796404
Dess ruined him from a young age to have a preference towards tomboys.

>>533796572
Vagina. Why?

>>533796117
>>533796253
If the game was released faster I might have stronger opinions or feelings about it but I mostly just feel bad for everyone involved now. Also while destruction is on the table, how well it's survived and what happens afterwards does seem to be in our control. Or someone's control at least. Maybe in a different mindset I could have figured out the secrets in front of me but most of my reaction to edgy grimdark creepypasta attempts in Deltarune haven't yielded much at all emotionally.

I don't regret doing Berdly bad and icing him, still don't feel a lot of sympathy for doing that at all and the game isn't trying very hard to make me feel bad about it either.

>>533795951
They're still moralfags even if they aren't *physically* trannies. They're still bolshevik scum who hate art, freedom, and humanity.

>>533796097
Yes. It's sad. And now the internet is to be regulated by feminists and their commissars; either left or right on the political spectrum. No real human being is going to exist soon. Well, maybe in Japan, they'll be a few holdouts of human beings left. And maybe we will continue to get cool nice things even after Toby Fox is long dead.

is there anymore addison content being posted lately or is it all tv heads? i haven't been around in a long while

>>533796237
There have been japanese artists who got chased off twitter by westerners.

>>533796780
the way the game tells it is absolutely weird.
>berdly feels your presence in the hospital
>his breathing relaxes.
>noelle thanks you for doing IT with her

something is being communicated with me here, it really IS weird.

How do I get a cute, religious deer gf?

>>533797195
From Jesus…

>be autistic
>have a spiritual group I go to on sundays sometimes
>feel lonely
>go to the group
>it was a nice time in a pretty place with the rain falling
>try to talk with some people after
>feels fake, both me and them
>polite, but get the feeling they want the conversation over
>the old ladies in the group give me a hug, ask me how I'm doing. I say well, ask about them too
>feel a little bitter afterwards, even though nothing happens
>come back here, make jokes and theories and talk about what we find sexy or taboo or theories about a videogame
>get a little sad
>I have people in my life but I feel so distant and disconnected from everyone around me

I wanted to blogpost here because there's no where else to really do it anymore

>>533797014

>There have been japanese artists who got chased off twitter by westerners

Always the same idiots.

>>533797195
She won't believe in the same religion as you do

boohoo people don't like my incest fetish boohoo literally 1984 boohoo trannies

>>533797195
Stand in the middle of a countryside road at night and wait for the lights to approach, that way you know that salvation is upon you, and the deer come soon after.

>>533791162
Noelle if she br*'*sh

>>533797358
Yes.

We need a new internet that has a steep entrance fee to keep out the children, third worlders and retards.

hey, doombass what's your favorite ch4 soundtrack?

>>533796237
>Moving to japan
but did he actually though?

in retrospect its kinda odd Asriel didn't have any interactions with his parents during the epilogue

>>533797531
no

>>533797513
Ever Higher

>>533797470
wtf I luv noelle now???

>>533797281
You could stop choosing to be distant and disconnected, and if you're fooling yourself into thinking you can't control that, stop doing that.

>>533797194
The only thing I got from the hospital is that maybe, just maybe, he comes back for revenge later on as the superboss we all speculated about when he was first frozen. But only if we warm him up a bit.
Communication of ideas itself is a concept in Deltarune, that's why we didn't get the real legend immediately even if it wouldn't have changed much to tell it as it's actually written.

>>533797195
innawoods
>>533797281
It's cool I blogpost here all the time, more than I will ever talk about the game. Don't ask hard questions at church or spiritual groups. They're looking for easy answers, mostly.

>>533794707
They also want us to be in charge of the dialogue in the ferris wheel scene. Or at least to be aware the relationship exists at all.
Noelle was supposed to be the one to come with us in the optimal read prophecy and we're just making do with Susie. According to Gerson Susie is the dragon in the prophecy, and the dragon is supposed to be defeated in the first act. She's essentially the Berdly of chapter 1.
If Ralsei is trying to have Susie bring Noelle back to the gang, it makes sense he'd send Susie and not Kris. Kris doesnt want Noelle anywhere near dark worlds and will probably try to sabotage your dialogue. Susie however doesnt know you exist.

>>533796984
based

>>533797513
12am

>>533797570
>could've single handily made asgore and toriel bury the hatchet
>instead fucks off to the ruins
what a dick

>>533797570
if they see him again, they're not gonna want to let him go
even when he turns back into flowey and can no longer reciprocate their feelings
it would only mean pain for everyone involved

>>533797570
He doesn't want them to suffer with knowing his fate

>>533797513
New menu theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXzvCCljzXY

>>533797584
That's a bomb-ass track, my dude.
it sounds like what hardship feels like with its millitaristic tone.

i thought you were more of a sanctuaries type of guy or GUARDIAN... or from now on.

which are all pretty fucking good.
to be fair: its unfair to pick, because ch4 was a feast of music in my opinion.

>If Suselle will be canon this would be the most blant nothingburger ship ever

The problem with that is it's going to eventually get attacked and censored anyways. The thing we need if we want a good internet is for woke to die.

>>533797513
Probably Hammer of Justice.

>>533793339
this artist better be prepared for extreme disappointment once it's revealed that those two aren't a couple and Asriel didn't give a fuck about her
I am not

>>533797809
I don't think Asgore and Toriel could've handled their son suddenly returning from the dead and then him having to turn back into a flower

>>533795274
You're doing the evil route because you want to see what happens. The message is the same as in Undertale when you erase the universe for fun. Literally no one benefits from it, you killed everyone because you were bored.

>>533797513
I dont know what a ch4 is, but my favorite chapter 4 soundtrack?
Either "Ever Higher", because of how much it reminds me of ye olde games, or "The place where it rained", because I like Halo 3 ODST's OST too, where its...some sort of groovy jazz music in the rain, with some chill tones and yet somehow melancholic?
"The distance between two" is also up there.

Feels like tricky tony finds new instruments to fuck around with and uses them for the chapters. Not that I mind, it is rather thematic.

>>533797939
Meant to reply to >>533797504
whoops

>>533797281
Maybe get some friends and stop being such a fag?
What you're describing is a perfectly common human experience. Either accept the way things are or take them into your own hands and change them

>>533797915
Check out the FM synth re-arrangement of it by Jon Tay it's fantastic.

>>533797820
The game implies flowey's whole "I don't have a soul so I can't feel anything is a bit of a facade, with how he acts after pacifist and true pacifist. He only started being evil later in the timeloop, he wasn't an asshole initially.

>>533797983
>>533797820
>>533797862
Isn't that kinda odd though
Like the whole narrative behind the True Lab was no matter how fucked the truth really is you gotta get it out there eventually
It's really weird UT ended with them not even knowing, always kinda bugged me considering the true ending wrapped everything else up

>>533798032
>Literally no one benefits from it, you killed everyone because you were bored.
I benefited. It was fun!

>>533792013
Why can't engi make a good 2nd panel? He'll go immediate mating press when there should be cuddles beforehand.

>>533798065
>I dont know what a ch4 is
It's a chair with 4 legs, unlike a ch3 which is a stool

Tenna LOVE! I didn't dream about him last night but I'll save a bunch of fanart of him to make up for it.

a tranny literally slapped my laptop out of my hands with her feminine penis when I tried to look up Kriselle fanart

>>533797917
I see more points on it being the reason why Susie dons a robe and bow instead of her gaining the love from it.
After all, the girl gets her hero’s sword.

>ask doomer for his opinion
>get five replies
fucking snowgrave yourself.

>>533793841
>>533794661
People make asriel into a nerd because they want to draw their self insert fucking sexy punk tomboy mommy Dess. Or because post fight asriel is a soft boy.
I hope Toby doesn't budge and make gigachad asriel who did nofap for 2 years so he could lovingly fuck dess knight into submission. I think boyband asriel could fit this role.
But ignoring jokes, I do hope asriel comes back in Deltarune and I like the trend of characters that had little to do in undertale have a lot in Deltarune. Like I don't care much for sans and papyrus because they are mascots of undertale but asriel we barely know him.
gerson was amazing

>>533796117
where i can read straight fics without le female reader x tenna/spamton/sans
male reader
kris pov
don't even care about kris pronouns anymore

>>533798376
Hey, one of those was actually me. Everyone else is excited to talk about the music too.

>>533798229
It's called "INSTANT loss", not "delayed loss".
"Delayed loss" is when it's 4 panels.

>>533798298
that would be impossible because every tranny is a shut in that wants to kill themselves

>>533798376
post the full image, coward

>>533798298
god i wish that were me

I think I understand why Black Ralsei will never return in future chapters.

The type of clothing he wore was inconsistent as fuck.

>>533793339
honestly i don't know which interpretation of azzy i dislike more
>the weird 'super nice' one based on little baby fanon asriel who dess thirsts over for... well she just does
>the strangely charismatic one conjured from thin air to (presumably) try and justify dess liking him despite looking like yiikman
i just don't see many azzys that feel like they'd actually work with the dess that the artist's got drooling all over him

"Don't Forget" being played at a dramatic scene near the end of the game would probably go hard af if the motif wasn't used a billion times already.

>>533796984
do you really not know who was responsible?

>>533798376
>he thinks this thread is a discord server

>>533797358
It's one thing to not like a game. Its another to attempt to assassinate people via payment processors because they made a thing you find icky.

>>533798461
I never said I left my room, dumbass

>>533754845
It’s mainly hosted online and it’s pretty fast and lose with gameplay wise. Think the yes and system from adventure time’s rpg
>533754824
Dawg have you seen this place? Better clarify out the gate.
533755165
Given how many pedo freaks lurk here better safe than sorry.

>>533798428
how would i know?
i don't read fics and the fic-market is dominated by women and they write gay and retarded shit because its relateable to them.

i wrote like three or five greens in all my time here.

>>533798493
Inconsistent with what?

>>533798625
Guh
>>533754824
>>533755165
Sorry, barely got any sleep last night.

>>533798428
I'm sorry anon, but self-insert fics are ruled by women
In your case you either make them yourself or wait for a unicorn

>>533798185
don't think about it too much

making the knight run for its dear life after i pull my cock out and get ready to go after it
NOBODY can defeat the cock. nope. nobody.

>>533798681
his sleeves, or they are black, green or simply do not have any

>>533798560
If this is regarding the shartyniggers, yes I do know who did it. They're still moralfaggots even if they hide behind vulgarity and shitposting. They still become like hysterical women whenever something gives them the 'ick' and become the exact same sadist moralfaggots they hate.

>>533797638
I think I can control it, I just felt a little sad
>>533797695
oh, that does make sense. I'm sure I'll find people I connect with on a harder level if I keep being honest
>>533798097
I want to change how I act, I don't know what I need to change though. I appreciate the honesty

Moralfags games btw

>>533798376
Reply to someone directly if you're trying to get their answer specifically, retard

>>533797971
why are people set so hard on making Asriel and Dess not in a relationship when it's so heavily implied they are?

>>533798670
sorry, wasn't meant to answer to you
>>533798785
it is hard to be straight fan nowadays

thread quality decreasing rapidly

>>533798967
not being an edgelord trying to hard to be annoying doesn't equate to moralfagging

>>533798868
i do wonder if it's a younger generation thing at this point, it says a lot that shartyfags and twitterfags both horseshoe into being absurd moralists when presented with the same content

>>533799063
THREAD'S QUALITY IS [Genuine] [[Ant-Sized]]

>>533799016
Same reason why people ignore other stuff in the game (Noelle being into Susie, people coping about the Sans scene, etc)
If it doesn't fit with a mentally ill person's headcanon, they'll just pretend it doesn't exist

>>533799031
Why do you not like the current fics? I mean I get it if it explicitly expects you to have a pussy for one of the scenes but not all of them are just sex

>>533799063
We could really use more drawfags right now

>>533798996
READ THE MESSAGE.
it doesn't say "hey, you guys" you illiterate dickshitter

>>533798428
if you're looking for male reader fics on places like AO3 you're just gonna have to bite the bullet and search specifically for each pairing, there's no easy way to separate them from straight female reader fics unfortunately

>>533799331
sorry buddy but you're on your own, I'M OUTTA HERE

>>533799016
>heavily implied
That's the problem. Remember when it was heavily implied that Kris was the Knight?

>>533799331
I would post a sketch I made but with the current crowd ITT I think I'd just rather wait

>>533799331
But I suck at drawing.

>>533799521
No?

>trannies mindbroke anons here so much that they seethe about how “old internet, le good, new internet le bad”
Kek, don’t get me wrong I hate the censorship and such too, but it’s not the moralfags and gay people you should be mad at, visa is legit fucking over site after site while you retards think less than 1 percent of the population is to blame

>>533799018
>thewill does even more bimbo deltarune

>>533799331
I'm writing a green but its extremely tismy and selfish so it's not helping shit either. Tl;dr me and fave being smothered by an army of cats.

>>533799374
Too bad. Freedom leitmotif nigga.

Good afternoon
I love angst

>>533799331
I only draw once every six months so the best I can do is post fanart

>>533799521
>Remember when it was heavily implied that Kris was the Knight?
When was it heavily implied?

>>533799016
we also know that he wrote a love letter to catty, so really jumping straight on the "his retianers are in her room, they were definitely banging!!!!" is just asking for a toby-brand 'swerve' disappointment

WE'LL TURN THOSE [Cathode Screens] INTO [Cathode Screams]

>>533798521
What would be your preferred version of azzy?

>>533799331
yall are too boring to bother with, we'll come back when the thread gets good again.

>>533799626
despite comprising less than 1% of the population, trannies comprise 41% of all terminally online degenerates

>>533799718
>I only draw once every six months
Holy shit, I used to be like you...

>>533799331
I'm busy eating cream of wheat

>>533799374
Anyone who doesn't pay attention to every single thread personality (like me) would read "doombass" (the D isn't even capitalized to specify a proper name) as an ironic way of saying "dumbass", a general term for anyone.

>>533799626
FUCK TRANNIES FUCK COMMUNISTS FUCK WOMEN FUCK NIGGERS FUCK MUZZIES FUCK SPICS FUCK CHRISTIANS FUCK some JEWS, IN THAT ORDER
Take note how I've not mention Mastercard or Visa, that's because I don't give a FUCK about them

>>533799626
I would agree if trannies didn't have internet culture in a fucking chokehold.

>>533799018
Disgusting

>>533799637
>https://youtu.be/syrWPCL109Q

OH, [Icy], KRIS.

>>533799989
b-but my namefagging ego....

>>533799793
So? That letter could've been written months or years prior, and after being rejected by Catti he could've got closer to Dess in a more romantic way. Of course it's not confirmed they fucked, but it's clear as day they were way closer to each other than they would've been with any other friend

>>533799331

>>533799626
Reminder Visa/Steam started this because of outside pressure (from Australia of all things so they were just waiting for an excuse).

>>533800000
That's some digits... I'm too much an idiot to tell you if its wasted or not.

>>533800097
>could've been written
>could've got closer
>would've
Not even that anon but come on now, kinda falling right into the same pit there

>>533799331

>>533799063

>>533799626
>trannies petition for visa to start censoring the internet
>visa realized they could start censoring the internet
>trannies then hide behind visa, officially making the world a worse place once again without any repercussion
Rope yourself.

>>533799920
Its way too easy for me to get demotivated so I've been stagnate for almost a decade. Rarely do I ever get the itch to draw for several days straight.

>>533799989
i have called doomer a "doombass" for quite a while.

>>533800305
This shit off topic but you do realize the people in charge of the card companies are puritan Christfags right?

>>533799626
This in all truth, and there's other sites like Patreon for example who very explicitly go after the artists in their platform sometimes and LOVES to police them and what they can draw for money or not, sometimes just outright banning them without previous warning and taking all their money

>>533800263
Speculating on "when" things happened, as we certainly know they did happen

>>533800424
>the people in charge of the card companies are puritan Christfags right
Jews. They're jews, anon.

>>533800305
Do you have a source on, any of this?
>>533800000
Insane quads. Well at least you’ll enjoy getting fucked in the ass by corporations.

>>533800270

>>533800387
Nobody gives a fuck man

>>533800424
No, it's women who are hiding behind that label to MIS-DIRECT.

>>533800305
sound advice.
people who support that shit should consider exodus via exitus.

I don't care if your life is getting worse, I support rulers so I love seeing you fucked.

>>533800597
Genuinely braindead take btw

>>533798229
Chara doesn't deserve cuddles

>>533800000
It’s kinda insane how far you people will bend over backwards to blame minorities.

>>533799016
toby game
dess was gay and azzy is the college bike

>>533800626
You know you can just...google it right?
The information of the zealots in charge are literally right there?

>>533800607
>i am stupid i don't give a shit
checks out.

He posted the phone screencap that generates (You)s!

>this is what the average Krisfag looks like
Anyway is it really possible for Dess to be the Roaring Knight if Dess is lost in the code right now? Or did her mind and soul separate somehow and her mind is operating a body made out of Shadow Crystal while her soul is lost?

>>533800270

>>533772773
>>533772930
This. Unless you're in fucking Cambodia this has never happened

>>533800000
>some

>>533800734
Not an argument.

>>533799018
Is there anyone who actually finds this attractive? Has anyone actually jacked it to U(h)T?

>>533773229
>latina susie
no
Arguments can be made for white, or black. No way she is latina

>>533799830
just one that feels actually natural and like a character of his own rather than one that feels like it's there solely to be jammed together with dess, honestly
heartbreak juan's seemed alright until he started making those comics that completely shat on dess' knight design just so she could get all blushy over random nice guy bullshit, but i suppose you could argue that was more down to dess than azzy
ideally they should feel like they could actually be buddies rather than trying to jam a headcanon from 2015 into a new version of the character and then justifying dess making goo-goo eyes at it 24/7 with a "uh i dunno she just likes naive nice guys i guess"

>>533800000
>quads wasted over bogstandard bigotry in the deltatroon general
It’s over…

>>533800875
pozzedpin

>>533800909
Her soul and body are separated. Might be a Masked Man situation too.

>>533783875
Noelle is extremely WASP coded

>>533800597
Genuinely need to bend Ramb over the booth table kiss and his fuzzy purple ass while crackling static pricks my lips

>>533800958
kek

>>533801282
He's so small that you could easily put him in any position you wanted, imagine...

>>533800993
I don't much fancy FUCKING myself is all, it's nothing outlandish

>>533779861
The huge doors block off access to fountains. If the Bunker door is shut there's nothing Ralsei can do. We already see this with the ch4 dark fountains- if he could go around, he could simply go into the locked door and open it for Susie and Kris

Asriel's retainer is over at Dess' room because she asked him to take it off while making out as it felt weird, they almost got caught by Carol so he had to flee quickly and forgot to take it back

>>533801436
Of course the Jew stole the quads…

>>533801528
I'm secular and non-practicing if it's any consolation

>>533801518
Actually Kris was the one wearing it as a gag, that's how Kris knew who's it was even though they all look the same.

>>533799331
I'm happier keeping my doodles to myself, thanks.

>>533800909
Don't call me out like that man. I like Kris and exploring Dess's room was like exploring the room of an Americana older sister version of myself.
To answer the question, probably. If the identity for both of those characters is 98% Dess, there's probably some way to justify both of them being Dess. I think it's that they're Dess at different time periods (code is when she first went missing, Knight is current) since it just seems logical that those lines from a character who has been missing for a while wouldn't be happening parallel with the current chapters, but soul/mind split also works without having to find a justification for Spamton quoting the person that apparently said that years ago.

>>533800097
it's a 'junior dance', so we can presume that's junior prom and azzy was 16-17 at the time
most speculated times for the dessapearance was when they were like 14-16, so either azzy made a REAL quick turnaround from catty to dess before she vanished, he made a real quick turnaround from dess to catty AFTER she vanished, or she vanished like a year or two before that and the catty letter was an attempt at moving on
in any case, it's very unlikely to have gone catty -> dess

>there are unironic Jews astrotrufing in /utg/
This explains a lot about the quality of this general.

>>533798521
>i just don't see many azzys that feel like they'd actually work with the dess that the artist's got drooling all over him
Any small town jock chad thundercock works. His father looks like he can bench press a semi, basically every trophy you can get, attractive sports guy and charismatic enough that you'll always be "Asriel's brother" and the only thing people ever ask you is when he's coming back. He's extremely nice, too, its not like he's the school bully.
Holidays and Dreemurs are close friends, they used to hang out together all the time. Realistically why wouldnt Dess get with the only hot guy in town even though their personalities are different?

>>533801656
If Asriel has fangs like Toriel and Asgore do then he can guess it's Asriel's retainer as they'd have big fangs as well, and also he could have guessed it since Kris knew his brother was fooling around with Dess

>>533801806
you deserve what you tollerate.

How much stamina do you think he has? Could he fuck for hours and cum multiple times or is he just 1 nut and then he's gone?

>>533800597
This is a retarded argument that relies on a preemptive belief that literally nobody has ever held. Kris isn't yellow because they're meant to be whatever race you feel they are, they're yellow because they aren't any race at all, which is exactly how the other thing works too.
And I doubt the rambfag here would take too kindly to any sort of black or brown Kris regardless

>>533800597
Based. Twitter and Reddit troons are already seething.

>>533801806
isn't tobyfox jewish?

>>533801779
>Dess comforting Asriel after he got rejected, just to tell him that he can have someone better than Catty, like herself

>>533802052
he is

>>533801965
He has phimosis and can't get it on

>>533801806
>Not thinking one layer deeper and concluding that it, in fact, may be a goy astroturfing ironically
>>533802052
Glad at least one anon ITT has a working brain

>>533801779
or december never vanished at all and it's a family estrangement.

>>533802118
but tenna is american and all americans are marked.

Toriel is a transwoman
Asgore is a transman
this explains their behavior

>>533802052
it takes two seconds to google this and find out he was raised episcopalian (i.e. protestant), i don't know WHY people keep thinking he's jewish

>>533802052
If he were he wouldn't have made a character about christmas

BIG SHOT
BIG SHOT
BIG SHOT

>>533802338
Bvilt vin Kovea

so, uh.
Kris.
youve been.
well.
talking about "them" for a while now.
who are you referring to?
you made tenna very VERY uneasy when you mentioned them.
even that weird sunglasses guy keeled over when you mentioned "them"
could you...
could you for old times sake...just...
...maybe keep playing the game? you're making me feel weirded out. not to mention the people around you. just saying, luv

>>533802052
>>533802112
>>533802208
He's actually protestant. (although that's honestly not too far off)

>>533800854
And they're all women you stupid nigger. Do you genuinely think that they are STUPID enough to not plant red-herrings such as being christiannazifundemantalistzche as they gain more and more ideological ground? That is how smart people operate because they know that stupid fucking idiots will not question them ALL BEING WOMEN. How many other Christian organizations have you known that have THIS MUCH POWER? And how many of them have succeeded in their censorship? Whoever you're going to list, they do not match the power of women and in comparison to them, they've probably only managed to take down non-consequential shit that nobody even thinks of anymore. But these feminists are literally being handed the ability to TAKE DOWN THINGS THEY DON'T LIKE ON A SILVER PLATTER.

>>533802359
Nuh-uh, Asgore has a prostate, I checked

>>533798521
boss monster spamton but instead of punching the dumpster he headbutts it with his horns and climbs trees like goats do

what do you think about the idea that Noelle was supposed to be the second hero but Ralsei is trying to force Susie into the role in his attempt to change the prophecy?

>>533800732
Based Kaard

>>533802562
I think there's actually six (6) people involved in the prophecy, the first trio is the soul (you with your vessel), Susie and Ralsei, the second trio is Kris, Noelle and dunno who

>>533801935
>why wouldnt Dess get with the only hot guy in town
shallow relationships don't exactly seem like toby's style

>>533802515
Can't tell if your shitposting or genuinely schizophrenic.

>>533802562
Ralsei is a follower, he wouldn't think up something that conniving

>>533802719
But it isn’t shallow, their good friends that eventually blossom into shared feelings.

>>533802562
That clearly looks like Susie.

>>533800739
Sans shut the fuck up and go back to eating Kris' Pancakes, yes she does. They may have taken too much kool-aid thanks to the surface being awful but I'll fucking cuddle her, make her happy, and help her channel her energies productively and not martyrdom.

>>533800909
Something to throw in is that it's possible the Roaring Knight could be formed from Dess to mirror her characteristics while also not being Dess herself. Think of the "Kris is the Knight" thing where Kris wasn't the knight but still made dark fountains.

>>533801141
Pentas, not quads.

>>533802562
>noelle was meant to be the hero all along
>the prophecy is actually already shifted
>susie flipped the script of the prophecy by coming too late to school.
>the whole story of deltarune was meant to be between kris and noelle.
>"the girl is meant to wear ribbons"
>"yeah not gonna happen!"
>the weird route literally pushes the prophecy into place again

damn that actually makes some fucking sense.

>>533802526
he had Toriel's implanted into him after he gave birth to Azzy

>>533801935
>Asriel is chad thundercock now
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if it turns out he's just a wimpy looking nerd when the reveal happens

>>533802810
that's not how it sounds when you keep emphasising his looks

>>533802762
Yes, continue to blame surface level shit, I'm sure that will work out. Don't be surprised if more and more shit becomes inaccessible and taken away from you because of it.

>>533802515
They hated him because he told the truth. There's a reason Jesus didn't let women be leaders.

>>533802894
his room is full of trophies
are they spelling bee trophies

>>533802515
BASED

>>533802562
Noelle can wield swords so I wouldn't be surprised if she was the actual Second Hero while Susie is the other girl.

>>533802894
>>533802917
Jacked nerds do exist.

>>533802052
Only someone with first hand experience in barely-denominational New England small towns could've written Deltarune.

>>533802825
what was the last time you checked your eyesight?

>>533801134
You can have a total 20 out of 10 girl fall for a 4 out of 10 guy. They have known each other since they were kids, she can like him for his looks, she can like him for his personality, or she can like him for both things. He can be a giga chad but actually shy, and she can love him. He can be a fat fuck with weird blonde hair like his father and be very outgoing, and like him. Or he can be the biggest ugliest retard around, and still love him. That's how love works

>>533803108
True

toby fox isn't making the game fast enough and this too is due to trannies

>>533802562
I think it sucks and only works for a conflict that goes nowhere or the weird route. If anyone wants to change the prophecy to their liking, it's not going to be Ralsei, the character who only wanted to prevent the final tragedy but otherwise followed the journey foretold by the prophecy. Or at least, his/his superior's interpretation of it. Noelle being able to equip swords is a red herring. If anything, it's meant to draw attention away from Kris, though I don't believe in that theory either.

>>533803128
Tall, broad body, long flat head, long hair spiking up at the ends. It looks like Susie.

I wish I could leave everything behind and live with Ralsei in Castle Town.
I dont want him to be alone anymore
I dont want to be alone anymore

Hypergod of Death? Yeah, my balls will feel hyper-dead after I empty them in his mouth. Idiot.

>>533803026
>>533803094
noelle's in the same cross country that azzy was in, and you don't see anyone calling HER jacked
all i'm saying

>>533803143
You need to understand anons here don’t get that’s because their all incels who unironically think >>533802515 is how the world works.

>>533802859
>The Weird Route -is- the prophecy
What in the god damn

>>533803273
The tallest figure in the heroes at world's end panel also looks like her and no one else.

>>533803329
Someone post the arm wrestling image.

>>533803441
now it actually makes sense that the weird route is bad because we put the whole thing back on track for the destruction of our world.

uhm
whoops?

>>533803026
You don't need to be as jacked as the college jocks to be athletically proefficient at a bunch of sports, especially not if it's not serious competition. Some people don't even see too much muscle growth happen its own unless they specifically focus on building muscle because of genetics.
>>533803094
Not saying they don't, which is why I specified that if he looks like a non jacked nerd.

>>533803143
aside from this, UT monsters all thought box mettaton was premium sexo even though he was a literal rectangle. clearly confidence or something means the most to a monster.

Kris armwrestling the SOUL with both having hypermuscular arms, over the right of who gets to drink choccy milk and eat butterscotch-cinnamon pie

>>533802794
Ralsei is 100% smarter and more cunning than he lets on. He changed the prophecy in chapter 1 to make it more appealing to Susie and Kris, he hides information about the prophecy and dark worlds from us unless it's necessary to progress, he definitely knows about the player even though he's pretending not to. He's also way stronger than he looks, he killed the Gerson statue instantly after it almost wiped the floor with Susie and Kris. This goat is a liar, A LIAR

>>533802423
I need to penetrate him and give him a belly bulge!

>>533802917
It's not emphasizing his looks, its how these characters are written. Half of YA women's romantic fiction is literally this.
The turbojock dreamboat is also a nice and caring church going guy (non-denominational if not agnostic obviously) that is gigajacked and insanely cut but also (gasp!) likes Dragon Blazers??? And he likes $demographic_appropriate_interest too??
AND he's your childhood friend AND he has to come live with your family for three months because their parents got divorced AND

>>533803592
You will gain no vessel, no love of the girl, you tossed aside kindness for nothing but ruin. There is no demon to blame this time.


This, solely, is A L L Y O U R F A U L T

>>533803337
If it isn't how the world works, how did women just get dropped a niggernuke death ray to kill anything they don't like? ARE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS INSANE? THEY JUST GOT EVERY PORN GAME ON ITCH IO BANNED. AND NOW EVERY GAME THAT SHOWS VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN CAN NOW BE BANNED WITHOUT ANY PUSH BACK. They've also just made entire governments obey their other demand which is for governments to demand for your ID if you want to access anything now. YOU LITERALLY NEED TO SUBMIT GOVERMENT IDENTIFICATION IF YOU WANT TO PLAY MUSIC ON SPOTIFY NOW BECAUSE OF THEM.

>>533773229
human Berdly is kinda cool ngl....

>>533803143
>expecting basic logic out of people in here
Anon you're being so unfair for no reason

>>533803783
I'm looking forward to Ralsei finally just looking at US during scenes. He's already broken kayfabe once by looking at us during the NES games when Susie swapped the controllers.

>The beads march grimly on a set path (Normal route)
>The blue bead is torn off (Weird route)
Gee, I wonder which route is following the prophecy.

How could Spamton possibly be a walking red flag? He's so cute!
https://youtu.be/DVa2iLxFNIE?feature=shared

>>533802387
>>533802509
>>533802404

how do you think he can deal with the content he creates and what God would think of it? I keep myself from writing quite often because I end up writing smut or violence or taboo topics because I don't want God to judge me.

>>533803783
NTA, lying doesn't mean he'll meddle with the prophecy he lived by and was made for by swapping out a hero.

I like deltarune and undertale

>>533804082
Is that spotify shit real

>>533803592
Kraut I have some ideas about the concepts of Hope and Freedom in Deltarune and will report back tomorrow morning so I can organize my thoughts on the subject better.
It came to me while thinking in the shower.

>Following the prophecy bad
>Following the mantle game good
Snowcucks are stupid

>>533804104
do you think the heroes save the world in the prophecy or not? That really shows you which route is following the prophecy and which isn't.

>>533804104
>LV4 Dark Bead
>Broken off, but still locked.