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>>533755973>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Yukino Bijin (SSR), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR)
Next Rate up: Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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>>533776185Here's another one
CM Room, bring 3 Umapyois: 84250276
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>100+ hours of careering
>Only spark I hate is a 3* speed Silence Suzuka
Why
bwos pls log in I will kiku after 10+ inactive days...
It's the best day of the week!
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s?si=ZuLkBa9-p9EnYapX
REMINDER to pace yourself, account progression in this game is a marathon not a sprint unless you use THAT
>>533776493jungle pocket my beloved...
>>533776349Holy fuck that leading Oguri got nuked
>>533776553me on the left
>>533776478that bwo is not coming back bwo...
speed skills are actually stamina skills for late/end umas because triggering pace down will restore more HP than a gold skill. the entire "stamlet winning longs" phenomena is because they triggered pace down
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Niggas I have questions for sparks farking
>Do you do G1 optional races?
>Do fans matter?
>Best parents for breeding?
>>533776373Do you go for 1100/600/600/XXX/600 stats each time?
I have around the same hours and have 6 3* sparks and 2 6* sparks by doing those numbers almost every run
Never should've looked up the jp uma character stories, the wait for some of these girls will kill me.
>>533776669you get more white sparks for doing g1s
no
the ones that let you hit 1100/600/600 every time
>>53377647810 days? you should kick niggas that haven't logged in 3
>>533776349my oguri died I guess her gold rec didin't proc
i got the hot spring ticket but nothing happened...
CM room up
3 uma
ID: 97677406
So what's the next thing we're actually supposed to roll on?
>>533776669yes i do optional g1 races.
no fans don't matter except for club autism
the best parents are the ones with the best compatibility and skills and sparks. but if you mean metawise.
then it's this apparently
>>533776713nta but yea I do, I guess some people are getting incredibly unlucky. What's your total number of career runs?
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Rate my late joiner lucklet d*ck. Honestly considering glueing myself if I'll get fucked again on Creek banner.
>>533776349First DST win I've seen in any of these CM matches. Staminalets, be careful.
>>533776713I can't reach these numbers without sparks but yes I do reach at least one 1100 for the stat I'm farming for and at least two 600.
Asking again since not sure.
Are there any dailies or something for the CM? I don't really care about trying or anything so most likely losing each match? race? Or is it only wins giving you something?
>>533776940he's not coming back bwo... you're actually losing on 1/3rd fan income for the month...
>>533776940i wish our danchou would kick some of the 2 million total fan shitters that havent logged in 3 days...
Oguri snizzle.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y2i3Q5r6qM
>>5337768734 years from now you have to roll on... THAT
>>533776842sorry she went to the hotsprings with me instead
>>533777020There are participation rewards, yes
>>533777020nah try golshi week
>>533776669>Do you do G1 optional races?Yes
>Do fans matter?The pyramid determines the monies you receive at the end of the run
>>533776669>Do you do G1 optional races?yes, I take the Tokyo Yushun, Elizabeth cup, Japan Cup grinder every year in addition to every tenno sho if the uma can do it.
>Do fans matter?i don't consider them because the grinder always shoots fans to the moon
>Best parents for breeding?i focus on daiwa, vodka and maru. d/v are for operation final condor, the last component of eternal week. maru just wins G1s easy
>>533776853MARUZENSKY BLOCKED ME FFFFFFFFFFF
threadly reminder that no one wants your 0lb dogshit fine motion or super creek
please put an mlb sr instead
>>533777020Everything in Umamusume gives participation rewards
>>533777069jokes on you i like ntr
>>533776853>blocked myselffuck pacers
>>533777075>>533777215I'll just spam click through them like team trials then, thanks.
>>533777079I'll have to look it up what is it about.
>>533777209But no one is using my mlb top gun.
>>533777209Someone very rarely borrows my lb1 creek.
>>533777209what if you don't have an mlb sr?
GUYS STOP JOKING ABOUT THE AIR SHAKUR CURSE
ITS NOT FUNNY
>>533777217you don't like ntr, you like nts
>>533776669>>Do you do G1 optional races?yes
>>Do fans matter?higher level unique higher chances of it passing with more stars
>>Best parents for breeding?the umas you love
>>533776947I've got 50 runs done now as of today and never remove options to skip everything, i've never cared for the idol girl aspect of the game
>>533776989Its just a numbers game and how often youre willing to bash your head agajnst the wall desu
>>533777292the truth isnt supposed to be funny
>will pass on a loser and a virgin
Your response?
>>533777250i think it does for now? but it gets changed latter
>>533776982Good old recovery RNG, it was funny to see the ult trigger only to be further behind once the animation was done. I'm convinced Ryan's ult is a scam, it barely evers procs when everyone's running debuffers.
>>533777370wow she's literally me
>>533777261Fuck. I just changed my lb1 creek to mayano... Should I go with sweep instead?
>>533777370she's just like me...
>awful mood
>late start
>rushed
>skills not activating
>boxed
Uh how do I make sure these happen to my opponents and not me during CM??
>>533777449yes you will get a lot of borrows with sweepy
manhattan cafe is the sr stam card people want
>>533777370Excuse you, she won one race. Never give up.
>>533777370The evil Urara starts to make sense.
>>533777508Just get lucky
>>533777562Reminder for Kingchads to build our King for CM instead of using soulless meta umas like Gold Ship and Oguri.
so if all /uma/ clubs are full, what I am supposed to do
guys i have air shakur should i be worried
>been farming for a 9* maruzensky for nearly 2 weeks now without a single one
bros please help
how the fuck did this win after getting hit by 2 dominators lol...
Is YOUR horse's voice actress a pro wrestler?
>>533777508use parfaits
witmax
witmax
witmax
witmax+maneuver skill+power
>>533777618At least one on that list isn't full. It just isn't updated because thread makers are dumpasses.
Calumet is 28/30 for instance.
>>533777625your account has been flagged
>>533777683Because there's so much rng in the game that any shitter can win the race.
>>533777353that's crazy man
I got 112 runs now and all I got is a single 3* speed just like the other guy
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YES THANLK YOU THREE GODDESSES
>>533777402Can the participants here do a summary like
>>533776982
>>533777618make your own uma club with blackjack and hookers, or wait for people to kick for inactiviity
>Half arsing a career with my wife King Halo while watching anime
>She keeps getting sick and mood downs
>stats look like shit
>finally win the onsen raffle ticket
>fail to complete the next goal
It's not fair bros
>>533777776race spark went off
>>533777402Left most rudolf led the race the entire time
>>533777618my club has a spot open but dumbass danchou hasn't added anyone even after making a recruiting post yesterday
Unrelated, Vodka is the cutest.
>>533777890How did Left Rudolf beat Middle Rudolf wtf
>acupuncture event successful
>get charming
>get practice perfect
>lose a 5%
>sleep deprived
>no rainbows
the game giveth and the game taketh
>>533777890What the fuck happened there?
>>533777758>>533777625>have 1lb air shakur myself>sweat
>>5337779422 vs 1 gold recovery.
>>533777890>win hopeful stakes>achieve infinite poweruma musume is hope game
>>533777843your mistake was "my wife king halo", she has absolutely nothing cute, sexy, charming or even likeable
>>533778015>900 stam + 1 gold isn't enoughDamn bwo...
>>533777890so stamina is a psyop, the important thing is having enough gold recoveries
Finally ran Grass Wonder's career. It was easy, but also... really boring, story-wise. No wonder I don't see anyone ever talking about her.
>>533778015uma musume is wit game confirmed
>>533777843I'm sure you'll make it eventually!
>>533778069Cool, more for me.
Getting a hot spring ticket should guarantee you a 3* spark at the end of the run
>>533777825Just keep the stats i said in mind when doing careers
Now that i look at it, before i made this rerolled account my new player account when i knew nothing has 93 career runs and 1 3* spd Special Week
It should help a ton if you do nothing but go for those stats, dont even worry too much about skills yet unless you have some kinda must haves in mind like groundwork or rainy days
having low max stamina is better because you lose less stamina from debuff
I think I love Nice Nature.
wait... how did you win... bofa? what's bofa, kaicho?
>>533778184>his waifu nepobaby'd her way into his heart
WHY IS OPERA SO WEAK? I REGRETTED PULLING FOR THIS USELESS BOYFAGGOT.
>>533778069She has the most interesting career of the game so far.
is there a lore reason why she keeps shitting the bed in pvp?
>>533777890based Hopeful stakesCHAD
>>533778280Back off. She is mine
>Clicking through the leadup text for my first Hot Springs visit
>Accidentally click as soon as a cutscene starts and skip the cutscene
>No prompt, no warming, just gone
Bros.....
>be pace chaser
>no one else is front
who's pace am i chasing
>>533778374Probably her dogshit skill selection.
>>533778417I think it's in your archive.
>>533778417You can view it as many times as you want in the scene replay.
>>533778417You can watch in archive
>>533778374looking at those skills, toreina issue
>>533778434your running a time trial ghost now
>look at compatibility calculator for my oguri with horses that i have
hmmm...something here aint right
>>533778374Skills are awful
>>533778305>>533778184>>533778069>>533778330it's obviously a very specific type of sub/dom fetish for some people
she treats you like her literal slave
>>533778119The disparity is writing quality is pretty high between stories. You get some really nice ones like Nice Nature, Super Creek and Tachyon and some really dull ones like Winning Ticket, Matikanefukitaru or Oguri Cap.
>>533778374Her unique rarely triggers for me. But why do you need so many recovery skills.
>>533778069is this king halo's mom posting
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>>533778417Once you unlock it you can watch it again as many times as you want. I know because I watch Rice Showers one ever night before bed.
>>533778571>some really dull ones like Matikanefukitarubro what
>Mood down
>Mood down
>Mood down
Suzuka is way worse than Rice jesus christ
>>533778470>>533778507>>533778539so uuhh
borrow a MLB biko instead and get plan X?
>>533778119theres story in this game?
>>533778330you just train her for sprints and mile while picking a stamina skill early anon, not that deep
>>533778656for me its mcqueen
guranteed mood down before every race and night owl on rest
>>533778656Absolutely not. Rice Shower is the ONLY uma in my entire roster that sometimes fails her career, and she's the ONLY one I've never reached A rank with.
>>533778513Impressively inbred
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>>533778119>He doesnt have skip on 2ร and skip all scenes on
yaeno
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ITS CONFIRMED NOW
MLB YAENO IS MANDATORY TO COMPETE IN THIS CM
ROLL ROLL ROLL
>>533778434You have to luck into the game choosing your uma to act as the pace setter if there is another pacer in your race. The benefit is you get to act like a front while having your pace skills proc normally, downside is ones like oguri lose their ace ults.
>>533778639Nothing happens in her story. She freaks out about fortunes all the time, randomly selects her races and then at the very last scene the only kind of development that happens is she chooses not to pull a ticket at the shrine. She's just kinda one note.
>>533778724I hate story skippers so much
>>533778838no im still rolling for curren chan
i don't have a 3rd dirt uma so I groomed Maruzensky into one
>>533778883Did you have it on skip 2x the whole time or something?
>>533778838HOLY FUCK it's actually true.
>>533778374I'm a umamusume pro and you have too much recovery and stamina no power and only 1 gold skill others have 3 gold non-recovery skills for sprinters
>Missed another CM room
Please host more.
My ace keeps shitting all over le debuffer builds so far in trial CMs. Probably just lucky with recovery activation, but still, it's kinda funny because she's lacking stamina to begin with.
>skip stories
>skip races
>skip concerts
finally
i can now just enjoy pure numbers going up gameplay, burn all my TP and get 200 1guts
i wish i could 2x skip my life and die instantly tomorrow in my deathbed
>>533778724Nigger it's a visual novel no one talks about how mechanically interesting a career is because they're largely the same.
>>533778884i read her story though, yeah poor kid has a high expectation high accomplishment mom who shits on her and she discovers that she's actually her own person and does her own thing
boohoo fucking hoo get in line, i know ten people irl me included with the same first 25 years of existence
PVP sounds like hell I'm just gonna work on getting the Onsen scene for all my Uma's then wait for the next scenario.
just realized the reason why my mayano careers always fall short is because i don't get to use her MLB SR card
>>533778952Nta i think im the only one in this thread that plays on skip all + 2x at all times.
I dont even know the characters or concert names well
>>533778838lmao is this the "90% WR PVPer"?
I just watched one our JPGOD's JP videos and realized he sounds just was weird and retarded even in his native language.
>>533778838>jp cucks release misinformation>"omg anon you have farm CM parents 3 months in advance! make sure to get playtime over or you are bricked!">new ssr card releases which invalidates all of that pointless grind that is not even guaranteed>"nooo anon keep grinding parents this is w ahel card :^)"
>>533779016I've seen way stronger oguris lose to worse because they get cucked the hardest on debuffs.
>>533779081>no starting bond gaugeShe is so shit that welfare McQueer is better
>>533779060that's how most people play this game, and it will only cost you a few rolls per CM, probably a smart take
>>533779018Northernlion posts here?
>>533779081Her MLB SR is SHIT. SHIIIIT. Fuck you Mayano summer camp is already over why the FUCK are you still dicking around on guts at green?
>>533779016If she had Medium aptitude S and a bit more stats she'd be pretty much perfect, that skill selection is crazy.
>>533779050Man you must have a miserable life enjoy grinding sparks for horse girls you hate.
why can't they release the banner at reset time?
>>533779016>The meta was to have the least amount of stam ever and just spam recovery skills .
>>533778549She's an easily loveable underdog with a good arc so I can see why people like her regardless of her ego, there are also more legit doms for anons into that stuff.
But even if someone likes the half assed ojousama dom gimmick so what? Those waifufags aren't any less pure than the others thirsting over more vanilla stuff.
>>533779104the number of mid as fuck JP players suddenly morphing into "game authorities" and "pvp pros" with global launch has been hilarious to watch at least.
>>533779097Genuine question, why do you even play? Like 80% of the actual content in this game is story and CGDCT.
>>533778838Thank god I listened to the JP witsgod who warned me power cards are whalebait. Meanwhile, this chinese guy who is in league with the chinese reroll cartel is now grifting after saying everything after Kitasan is shit akshually.
>>533779240In JP, the banner changes during the salarymen's lunch break.
>>533779228i grind sparks for horse girls i like anon, as crazy as it seems to sound
>>533779242This guy is actually onto something
>>533778276
>>533777674>not a single good luck wishyou guys hate me
This is my umawife. I get to molest her ears whenever I feel like it.
>>533778374>Sprinter>Borrowed SR King Halo>corner + straightaway recoveries + pref. positioncongratulations on having sex with her, btw
>>533779097lmao you are like the people in xivg you skip all story events and look around confused by the game is suddenly over and there is nothing to do
>>533779325Last digit of this post out of 9 is how good your fortune will be.
>>533779348Do horses like ear massages?
>>533779018I wonder how many subhumans unironically do this itt, hopefully some of them get filtered after getting burnt by chanmi or the general grind and things become more comfy.
>>533778374dont listen to those retards
my 1200/1200 speed power curren chan shits the bed as well 80% of the time. im going to rebuild as int to see if its a box issue but this horse is definitely a fucking brick
>b-but muh strongest sprint uma for months to comefucking misinformation niggers
>>533779016U=ma2 in combo with Gourmand is perfect.
Maestro is an added bonus at that point, I would have gone for 777 inheritance on tachyon to pass it though just to be extra cheeky.
so if i whale for max supercreek and i have max kita already, im good for quite a while right
>>533779016It's the skills. Most people don't know yet how fucking insane Red Shift and SfV are on that track.
>>533777674Good luck and great sparks will come to you, if this post ends on a 7. A great misfortune will befall your runs otherwise.
>>533778549For me it's the inverted expectation of the bratty ojousama nepobaby who is given the world turning out to be the exact opposite of that. She's a sweet thoughtful woman who cares deeply about the people around her and is willing to put on the fake confidence and appear as the villain to the media if it helps others and let's her stand on her own two feet.
Do I really need to make 9* power/stamina umas or can I go for 6* power 3* stamina?
it's over...
it's really over
>>533779460for a year at least
eventually you will need to start borrowing the scenario cards and then when they start actually creeping Kitasan you'll need to start considering things.
>>533779565Anything less than perfection is bricked and unplayable.
>>533779421Most owned horses grow to not like having their ears touched, because one of the early ways to train a horse to stop in its tracks is for the rider to twist one of the horse's ears.
>made a slightly mean nature Creek targeting pace chasers because got a lot of hints from Rice card
>Rewards me with a 0 loss run
>and hotspring sex
>and A rank even though I usually average high B+
what did my wife mean by this...
>>533779262Im an unga bunga big numbers guy.
I also love mechanically dense games with lots of hacks and full customization options to take any character put them anywherre for anything and still have them be competent at the new role (think Souls games)
The gameplay loop is also REALLY enjoyful, and the races themselves are actually super fun to watch when I do.
Theres so much more to this game than just it being a waifu pokemon catcher
>>533779371Im 9* spark farming before skill hunting, i have plenty to be entertained by, why do people think you NEED to have some weird bond with digital waifus to play and enjoy the game? Lol
>>533778119do the stories change for each character per scenario?
>Thailand
It's so fucking over...
>>533777370old grumpy hag alt when
Are you MARVELOUS this sunday?
>>5337794066/9 cant be too bad...
>>533779579Heh, thanks for the spot chump.
>>533776669I pick it if i deem it more worth than:
Getting orange friendships
There are no 2+rainbows around
Energy is halfway full so i would rest instead
I will stay around 15-20% failure rate for next turn RNG
Wit training isnt 3 or 4 crowded
There is a specific support im late on to friendship properly
Fan requirements for the upgrading the signature skill are low (go eat a bag of dicks Urara)
I also value it higher if mood went down.
Sometimes i might even go G2 for that instead of going to recreation
Its all a balancing act and deciding should you sacrifice something for next turn RNG
>>533779532sorry, i only get sexually attracted to people with intelligence
stooooooooooooop she is getting too fat!!!
>>533779579What sort of hell is up there? I had to struggle like a retard get in a comfy spot to promote to class 6.
>>533778838Uma musume is gaslighting game.
Just lost the fan count check
I'm not even mad it was a shitshow of a run complete with a failed health acupuncturist.
>>533779646I spot one Tannhauser fan
>>533779579Class 5 is fine anyways, Torena-dono!
>>533779637I enjoy the mechanics too but this feels like an extraordinarily soulless way to play
>>533776292 (OP)El condor pasa!
https://files.catbox.moe/b88g6o.mp4
>>533779760If you struggle to get 500k average and still manage to promote, I can't imagine how easy class 6 will be to maintain.
>>533776669If it doesn't look like my uma has a god seed, I'll just 600/600/600 and run every single G1 race in the book
>>533778838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWM_1hBu_c&t=55
>>533779796NorthernLion's rant about people worried about PvP builds when they're still struggling with getting URA Finales had me howling.
>You're worried about Lebron? Bro you're 5'8"
>>533776669The only really good parents are Ryan for late/end, Seiun Sky for front-runner, and maybe Maruzensky for pace chaser.
>>533779760>have more than that>will only get promoted to class 4not being able to promote more than 1 class at a time is suffering
>>533779646>ThailandNone of those are girls.
>>533777618>Calumetwhy are they free to join without application?
>>533779995>Stallions turned into anime girls turned into femboys
>>533779917>they're still struggling with getting URA Finales Really makes me wonder how tough CM will be at least in Graded league
>don't care about special week when I watched the anime
>play the game
>want to violently bang her and make her cute face cry
What the fuck happened to me
>>533780009Because nobody joins them and it makes it easier for anons with communication disorders to join up
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Starting Rice career for the first time. Aiming for 1000/600/700/300/500 at the end.
How this stats goal looking? Anything I should change?
>>533779646Maybe we should have let Cambodia finish the fight
>>533780107spe-chan isn't trying to aggressively scissor suzuka in the game
>>533780107You grew up twisted because of social developmental issues. You might seek counseling.
>>533779646I wanna see cosplayers running down the track instead of the horses
What's the best track for CM practice? I'll have to make one since the rooms always get filled instantly.
Rejoice!!
today is
MARVELOUS
SUNDAY!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s
>>533779930Maruzensky for late/end is a win more skill. Accelerate to where you can hit the conditions, and then you accelerate harder when you hit the skill. Of course if your late uma is a shitter with something like 1200 speed 600 power then it's useless.
>>533780107You're a chud now.
>>533780217>tokyo derby, oaks, or japan cup>Spring >Sunny >Firm>9 slots
Been trying to get good speed trainings with mlb kitasan + tosho + king but they give like 60/70 max if they all show up, which seems kind of low.
Is it because the uma I'm using doesn't have the +20% speed bonus others do?
I realized what's worse than being unlucky is making mistakes, it feels even shittier
One more CM room
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>>533780212Yeah. But only actually tryhard runner cosplayers. No bullshit. You come here to win, horsefucker. Only serious athletes with an unhealthy obsession for horseraces.
>>533779646>Mambo>Cheval>Belno>TaboThese niggas based
Which frontrunner do I use for CM?
>>533780138If you want her to be a long pacer shoot for more stam.
You can also stop power at 600 for the spark chance.
>>533779637>>533779862same
I'll watch the events for a horse the first time I do them, and some are entertaining
but let's be real, compared to some other VNs out there, I wouldn't say this game is extraordinarily well written. I kinda like that every horse has its own gimmick, but that's about it
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cm bring 3
>>533779862It's a ridiculously time consuming game to play any other way I find
I refuse to waste 2hrs or more of my day for just 3 careers and daily quests to get lesser results than i currently get.
Right now i can do all daily quests and 7 runs in under 2hrs
The the idol girl thing is my least favourite thing about the game anyway
Give me good art, atmosphere, gameplay mechanics, and im happy as can be in most games
>>533780436If no debuffers, Suzuka. But the moment there are 2 nice natures in the room she will just sputter out and die so Mayano is a safer bet
the latest metagod news:
>narita taishin is a brick
>yaeno muteki is a must have for CM
use this information carefully
Is there a full list somewhere of who's roommates with who? I only know that Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka are roommates, and so are Haru Urara and King Halo.
>>533780436Left, all the matches I've seen show just how vital having 2 gold recoveries is
>>533780512Easy click. If you don't gamble shit like this you will never get a good horse.
>>533777409>can't get into 6th position as a late surger because the nice natures are too slow rendering LPSI uselessIt's really only good on End Closers
>>533780580>new psyop started even before SC banner
Friend told me my Maru would be bad for CM because no accel skills, thoughts?
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>>533780649LPSI is the greatest skill ever, you're just bad
>>533780673try it out in a cm room
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I want to bully spechan for being fat
>>533780673Looks fine, your maru original unqiue is worth double
>>533780436speed is not 1200. it is over
that's the best strategy position if I'm building some kind of 1k stamina monster for long pvp or something? I heard farming stam sparks fucking sucks because it's inconsistent in terms of career stability
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>>533780771whats the dolphin to whale cutoff line? is it in the spreadsheet?
>>533780771i'm confident these retard youtubers don't understand the meaning of whale
Whale = get everything, money is a non-issue
>>533780673Maru's accel skill is good enough against most shitter, if anything you're lacking a bit of stam cause BoFA tends to get wasted by activating early in the upcoming CM's racetrack
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>be a slow fuck
>people posting collections
>painstakingly craft two ss into one using the most advanced functionalities of Paint
>thread ends before I can post
>no one here will give a shit
now i know how picasso felt
my sr pool is kinda painful, brothers. i got 30k for creek tho so i think i'll be OK
>>533780921anon...? ANOOOON
this fucking gold ship and his debuff goons are pissing me off
>>533780885>Whale = get everything, money is a non-issueseems right to me
>>533780815What 1000? That's not even enough, bro. Try 1200 with two gold recovery skills.
>>533780886wonder if I should have ran 2 stam cards, that run was 4 Speed/1 Stam/1 Wit
>>533780568>people ITT can finish runs in 15minsIs this true or is he full of shit?
>>533780885You have to be a gigawhale to get everything in this game. Fucking $2000 to guarantee MLB, give me a break.
t. only pulled one kitasan in over 400 pulls.
>>533780739I'm not saying it isn't. I wish you good luck trying to use it vs 2-4 debuffers though
>>533780771I can't even tell what is going on with these thumbnails. Need more arrows and random icons telling me where to look and focus.
That being said, hope I'll get lucky when Taishin gets here soon since she is cute
>>533780815Any uma that runs medium and long races but is not a late surger.
zero (0) rainbow trainings available second summer
>>533781008true. if you skip everything you can finish in 15 to 20
bwo is adrenaline rush good?
>>533781008It's probably closer to 20 minutes. You're connecting multiple times per turn, events take forever to skip through and races eat a big chunk of your time as well
>>533780921how much did you spend to get that?
>>533781070Some moron only sent 1, so I sent my debuffers in
isnt playtime over useless on goldship? why do people hype it up so much?
are we ever getting a good support card for Groundwork?
>>533781008Maybe if you are really close to the servers and "connect" times are minimal. Some sort of editing config to lower animation times too must exist too, might be bannable though.
>>533780815In longs I usually see pace (teio, rice shower, mcqueen), end (gold ship), or front (top gun, bourbon)
>>533780885According to the official chart, whale is $25 a month
Should I even roll in the creek banner if I already have a lb0? lb2 creek isn't that much better desu
>>533781269>every position but latebut why
>>533781204Yeah its called mlb SSR oguri, you just need to rng through a wall of skills, or you brick your run with a smelly R card or guts card.
>>533781249Really hope cygames can use the success of global to grow their small indie company and rent some real servers someday instead of hosting in the owner's bedroom or whatever the fuck they're doing now.
>>533781204Muteki gives you everything you need. It's the perfect card for parents
did i step into an alternate universe where a rng spreadsheet autism sim is somehow popular with the masses or is this just secondaries who want to cope with gooning to horses?
32768214 DO NOT RECORD THIS RACE HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL STRATEGY.
Sometimes it's hard being a trainer at Tracen...
>>533781249Would being at 60FPS have something to do with it maybe?
>>533781343I don't know, probably because lates are really prone to getting boxed
>>533781394Umas would never do this
>>533781380>18 slotsretarded?
>pov you joined the CM room
>>533781374it's just fomo
Okay we know some of these umas have massive tits like Marvelous Sunday, but which one has the biggest ass??
should I turn the rice shower welfare dupe into cleats to buy SR tickets
my SR list is looking kind of bleak
>>533781398No idea I play it on my phone
>>533780584no list but you can check their wiki
>>533781316That must be a bullshit thirdy chart, at $25 a month you barely graduate from leech into F2P.
>>533781374it's a combination of both, actually
https://x.com/Lynn_0601_/status/1951938547918770296
Maruzensky won
>>533780849Whale means you'll be spending money on pulls until you get the card mlb
>>533781368Apparently I'm retarded and thought Muteki gave you Groundwork
She's still good for Playtime and THH though
>>533781474>Should I permanently brick my account
>>533781474yeah if you want to permanently brick your account
like actual account brick status
>>533781474any SSR not named Air Shakur shouldn't be cleated, especially not the one time shop cards bro
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Any Club openings?
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damn my maru got giga stomped, guess I gotta go back to the lab, i wonder why she did so bad
Yet another CM room, this is fun.
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>>533781474>should i cleat a free mlb ssrDo retards really?
You know what would be a great idea? Pink slip CM runs here. Losers have to glue their lineup
>>533781156i havn't spent much. i got the paid banners and have been doing 50 carrots dailys
>re-rolled week 1 and took fm lb1 + suzuka lb1 acc>sparked on Kitasan for a total of LB2>did another angry 10x, got rewarded with another Kita, and stopped
it's always umas raping humans
how about humans raping umas instead?
>>533781693>1000+ stam>its not enoughi dont want to play anymore
>>533781316> Official chartThe official chart of retards maybe. Whales have always been those that pay as much as needed to get whatever they want in a game, they spend a ton of money.
$25 is less than what I pay for uber eats once a week getting food for two
>>533781561What the Hell was the bet
12k is a bit much to throw around on randomly on good odds so she must have had some confidence in it.
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Any club still open?
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>>533781474Just buy 2 Haru per month and cleat 1
You get 1 SSR and 4 extra pulls per month
>>533781727please dont make me remember kancolle again bwo
>>533781778Can you rape a gorilla?
Holy shit bros narita taishin has an event that drops your mood to awful lmao
>>533781794just get gold skills bwo
>>533781807>I pay for uber eatsAnd remind me why we should prescribe any intelligence to your posts?
>>533781778you try raping something that won't budge no matter how hard you push them even if they look like they should be weaker than you in human terms. doesn't matter if you're captain america or an olympian athelete, umas would wipe the floor with you when it comes to physical ability
>>533781827AAAAAAAAAA I HATE BACIUS
>>533781834sure, if the gorilla is too scared to fight back, or is heavily sedated
goddamn all I need is this thing to hold into promotion range for 21 hours so I can get to class 6 and get those stupid 1500 carats
>>533781343Lates need power, partly to avoid the box, but also partly because they need less stam and focus their final push into the final spurt. Pacers are already in position by the start of the straight and end closers have already been accelerating around the back of the last curve to also be in position by the point of the last straight.
getting 3* blues is hard... i at least got a URA 3* though.
on bakushin
for me, it's bullying Bourbon into giving me Corner recovery hint
>>533781826>2 Haru per month and cleat 1
bros I think she's in a great mood
>>533777618you could join mine...
keep in mind umatism was made last night so will not be getting rewards this month unfortunately
if you are busy, just send me your ID and I will give you an invite
>>533781794Got 2nd and 3rd, i'm that Maru went hard. I'm still trying to pick between Oguri and Spe as my Ace.
>>533781778But I don't want to rape, I want to be raped.
>>533780885Why do spenders always cope and pretend they're not a whale? Marketing as fucked over and normalized people's brain to spend on gacha
>>533781916Because I get 2 burgers per order for $10 instead of 1, and i dont even have to drive there to get my burger, so the $1 delivery fee costs less than gas to go to and from the burger place.
for sparks and affinity points, does it add anything if I do a race in senior year that I already did in classic?
https://x.com/occha_hoi/status/1951928898142257479
When are we getting this update?
>>533782034dont worry goldship wil put a spider in her hair to fuck that up
>>533781916Because I have a job that pays 150/hr, and cooking would cost me more time.
Have you tried not being someone so fucking poor that your time is worthless?
>>533781808Trifecta, Chukyo Race 12R
>>533781807You can disagree with the official chart but then it's really just your feelings fighting hard facts.
>>533781778Google 'Enumclaw horse sex case'
>only want to play one career with the goal being to cap as high as possible
>dont have the resources to finish levelling support cards
when do they add auto play?
>>533781778if you can rape a pony size uma that lifts 200kg as a warm up go right ahead
>>533782083Try driving to the grocery store next time, fatass.
why do i need three monitors worth of data to play a mobile game at bare minimum efficiency exactly anon?
Honestly if any of your horses end in a top3 here you're good for CM. The players here are much better than the general CM lobbies and the players in the general lobbies are much better than the average player you will actually face in CM. So don't sweat it too much
>>533782203So I'm not the only one who listens to Mongol music while playing
>>533782102It took me way toolong to realise that was a loop
>>533782136>he doesn't cook to enrich his existenceSpiritually destitute, not even human.
>>533782073I think you have whale and piggy mixed up.
All spenders are paypiggies, dolphins spend more than the average pig, only the REALLY big spenders are whales,
>people are getting Stamina decked on Good 2400m
They ban debuffs for later CM's right?
>0 rainbow training first summer even when 4/6 of my supports are max
>keeps failing the optional g1s ive thrown her into
>fails the only triple rainbow 10% speed before classic arima kinen
this run is BRICKED
>>533782203>cananBased based
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bwos Agnes Tachyon is so god damn sexy...
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Guys I got my first 9* !
>>533782312Took them 4 years
>>533782312they just did that in jp, so in 4 years, yea
i fell for the big stam propaganda
>>533781778Only trainers get raped here
>>533782248>The players herethere's like 4 people here that I would say are pretty good
>>533782359>witbwo...........................................
>Bakushin activates her skill one inch from the line just to laugh at Suzuka
What's her problem?
>>533782359>>>>wit>>>>3 way splitim sorry
>>533782369so we're getting mustard gas meta for the next 4 years?
>>533782349Never noticed that she has like 5 zippers on her coat, that's just asking for a ruined zipper.
>>533782194I can uber eats groceries too if you want an example.
Its even better for groceries because any delivery over $40 has no delivery fee, and even gets guaranteed in store pricing.
Face it, fatties just keep winning.
>>533782178shameless shill
no i will not buy a ad
https://github.com/oofmatoes/Safer-Umamusume-AutoTrainer
Do you commission art of your favorite horses /uma/? El condor pasa isn't as popular as Grass Wonder so I hope my commissions boost her visibility a little bit.
>>533780247Special Week's specials aren't that special!!!
>>533782529>Western artNo thank you!
>>533782312>Rain, bad groundHoly shit, the 1200 + 3 golds meme might actually be true for this one
So will stamina get reworked somehow? Right now 1200 stamina is enough to run any race, maybe +1 gold recovery to be safe. But when the stats get uncapped and we get U rank Umas stamina has to change right? Otherwise there would be no reason at all to train stamina past the cap
How many strength and speed cards should I run with End Closers?
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>>533782551That's a skeb commission from japan anon. It would of been easier to say it looks like shit than just jump to a conclusion.
>>533782529>commissionHoly cuck. Do you pay for other men to fuck your girl too?
>>533782264anyone not doing it is grieving
>>533782330i need to buy another monitor to put her vtuber version
>>533782612Not exactly rework but you'll get to do stamina fight once they update the mechanics.
>commentators showing bias when urara is winning
This is not allowed, isn't it?
>>533782529I wouldn't trust Western artists with it and any time I see people do Jap commissions it's a pain in the ass to communicate so you're probably get something that looks good but it will be also be off compared to what you had in mind.
>>533782349Is Agnes Tachyon the most basic alt girl you can fall for?
>>533782349>Her high mood replies before racesShe literally drowns in her saliva from excitement.
>>533781826>giving up team bonus and potential future deck applications for an extra copy of NN SR and a Twin Turbo Rngmi
>>533782529bro just use ai
>>533782376show supports pls
It seems like most uma western yougrifter gets their info from here. I wonder if /uma/ can intentionally gaslight these retards
>>533782639Commissioned by a westerner, aka not purely Japanese.
>>533782376>>533782795What's the spark big boy?
>>533782248>he thinks players who hang out in the misinfo general are good at the gameGrim.
She's so nice, like it's in her nature
>>533782797they just regurgitate whatever the doc says
>>533782797I vote to make this card the next must buy https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30080-sasami-anshinzawa
>>533777209No one is using my MLB SR either
>>533782750>>533782645>no thanks, i'd rather have shitty art of a character i "like"you dont deserve your uma
Remember to save for Throne, folks. It's the best support card that can carry you for years.
>>533781778Looks like someone isn't up to date on their lore.
>>533782529I am not one to usually comission things, no, but I do request them when artists open themselves for it. It's cute when you find a small artist, RT their stuff and they go on your DMs to thank you.
>>533782876gonna make some sasami sashmi if this bitch pokes holes in my trainee one more fucking time
>check my 9* follows that I got from the Discord
>several /uma/ tagged profiles sneaked in
bwo...
>>533782820You don't sound like a very happy person to be around.
>>533782762that was a good doujin, wish the author did another one with her
>>533782892youre paying someone to draw something they dont like anon
>>533782864They're already getting gaslit...
Uma musume is gaslighting game.
>>533782490The zippers on the jackets are references to the real horseโs four race wins, the only four he ever ran.
>>533782995Why would I be happy?
>>533783006then why not pick up the pen yourself since you have this cuck mindset stuck in your head? or does having a robot draw for you not count
Is uma still wit game? Nobody except bitch nature runs high wit in CM.
>>533782797new grift is getting Groundwork on your umas (good fucking luck)
>>533782083You can get like 8 patties for that price
Stop buying fast food burgers
whos a good parent to train for 9*stamia + sparks
Is secretariat a horse god
>>533783091where's the summary posts, it's just hostfags
>>533782863stfu before i cum in that little mouth
imagine not having multiple 9* sparks already
>>533777535Not a single person has borrowed my mlb Sweep
I say Twin, you say Turbo
TWIN!
Is this normal horse behavior?
>>533782876Is this first april joke card? wtf.
>>533782863Where is this image from i see it everywhere
>>533783205it's still a marvelous sunday, come back in 2 days
>Get good start to career, early charming and everyone orange bar'd before classic year
>After second summer no more multiple friendship training
This game knows how to throw curveballs, goddamnit that was so promising
>>533782876Well, if you think about it. You can get the best uma ever by just high rolling all of her events
>>533783223a summary of the race?
>>533782142>the official chartThere is no official chart retard, these are not facts. Some random organization making a chart doesn't make it instantly the only valid definition of a word that was used before the chart even existed.
Here I brought you a different chart, let's see if you can figure out that you're retarded or will make up some other excuse.
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>>533782529>Do you commission art of your favorite horses /uma/?No I just draw horses I like myself, granted it's nothing good but it's fun
>>533777618make sure to not join a club made this month
>>533783208Yes, and the rape that follows is also normal behavior. So, you need not report it to the director.
>>533781658I cleated all copies of my tannhauser SSR, am I bricked now?
>>533783187Everyone got debuffed and the Uma with the most stamina or the Uma that didn't fuck up her recovery skill won. That's the summary of every CM race
>>533783114>you need 1200/1200/1200/600/600 statline>you also need every gold recovery and velocity/accel skill>18* parents with many URA sparks and optimal pink/green skillsUma is everything game.
>>533781778did this general have rape discussion pre-global?
>>533783331where is her other arm
>>533782626>>533783257You shouldn't worry about building for specific styles until you can start hitting the stamina requirements and getting a good speed for your distance. It's also very horse-dependent. E.g. because gold ship has a nonexistent speed growth rate you will want 3 - 4 speed cards on her, 1 MLB super creek and 1 power card or 1 stamina card depending on your needs
>>533783449behind her, she's meant to be swinging it backwards but I didn't do it well
>>533783323>here let me post this chart of an entirely different gameI understand your feelings are hurt but facts are facts
>>533782863this image makes it look like she hit the fattest blunt
>>533782876Redpill me on her. What's her endgame? Why she even exists? Is she a reference to something? Horse chiropractor/cracker?
>>533783367i reported it and she just did that laugh at me and her cat laughed at me too
>>533782626power cards are a complete meme right now unless you specifically need the skills they give you. You will get more power and consistency with an extra speed card
i hope people uses my MLB Cafe SR
Teio if I kiss you will you leave me alone
nigero nigero twin turboooo
>>533782797Super Creek Rerun is going to be important regardless just because she has Swinging Maestro. I do not know what other Meta we can promote here other than the Oguri Cap Christmas which is a huge Uma meta that lasts for four years due to her abilities being solid, she also can run dirt tracks which is a rarity and Summer Maruzensky is solid just for her recovery skills alone and Potential Unlock.
>>533783542> Different games have different definition of the same wordsYou're reaching levels of idiocy I didn't think possible
>>533783353hips thrice as wide as they are in game
>>533783625cried hard at this ep
>>533783308my agnes did not proc race planner with 950 wit somehow, the other guys maru had actual wit so i couldnt cuck him with my duo front need 1k wit for my fronts which ill make later.
>>533782529just draw yourself lmao whats the problem its easy
>>533783592>her catIs it even alive? I have never seen it move. Might as well consider it a taxidermy hat ornament.
Daiwabros, our response...?
>>533783630>Different companies define their business models differently
>>533783630>Different games have different definition of the same wordsYes, sorry zhang but facts don't care about your feelings.
I get absolutely shellacked most rounds but there was this one time I seal clubbed some guy that put me 40k over promotion. Which is funny, I suppose, in the sense that you literally only have to have one good trial and can lose the entire rest of the time.
>taiki shuttle's body language
is that actually how amerimutts use their arms
>>533783114The only time uma is a wit game is if you're running sprints or maybe miles
>>533782529>all those negative replies Thanks for trying anon. Thank you for sharing your Uma with us.
how good is Narita Brian? i will probably pull for her anyway, but i'd still like to know.
>>533783673It comes with the Twin Drive upgrade
>>533783630no you don't understand
umamusume actually came up with the terminology
other games just stole and adapted it
>>533783734I am genuinely surprised that 2B is still in the public consciousness when the game was ass (literally it only sold because of 2B ass)
>>533783728>Northernlion fan detected
I just watched umapyoi sang live on YouTube and I was scammed. The VAs aren't running around the stage while singing.
>>533783889Game sold well and did many collabs
>>533783801>oh no people on 4chan are too toxiccool, can you go back to your reddit safe-space now please?
>>533783889thanks for posting goldshit, that way we can know you have reddit tastes and ignore your take on Nier games
I think there should be a career mode where everyone BUT you gets the +400 stat bonus
>>533783774If only I could seal club you B+ rabble too...
>>533783908WHAT
do they not even do the choreography?
>>533783889Are you the fabled modern audience?
>>533783964not him but wanna know how i know you're either young or new to 4chan?
>>533783964But I can't call you a nigger on reddit for shitting up the thread.
>>533784032Nier is reddit thoughbeit
Are there diminishing returns for applying debuffs? I'm just wondering why I see a bunch of pros recommending to bring a debuffer to the CM, but not TWO debuffers, which could theoretically double the amount of debuffs applied to opponents to give your real runner even greater odds of winning.
>been watching a lot of uma musume content
>see this in my recommended
ttd soon
>>533784032but reddit loves nier games?
it has trannies and fuckboy shotas that take it up the ass
I take those
In total, it's my very own 8* stam, 5* turf, 2* med, and 5* URA finale parent at least
>>533781328I am in the same boat, except I want to roll for Eishin and I am not sure if I can save 30k again by the time she rolls around.
>>533784136if not even their fathers gave them attention then they certainly don't deserve mine
>>533784129They're gaslighting you into not using the true strategy.
>>533784221>can I use this parent that gives every skill hint I could ask for + ura finaleno anon you can't
>>5337841292 debuffers is objectively better, the theoretical 6 debuffer meme means even the best umas get shitstacked stat checked so hard even a potential garbo ace could still win.
>>533784087They do the silly hand signs but that's about it.
why the FUCK do people say marvelous sunday best when rob roy exists?
>>533784228You can just save for the jan/feb banner with all the characters sparkable
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>>533784139>implying the futa loving, reverse rape begging, size diff yearning anons fantasizing that shit here for this game are any different than what you described reddit wants and likesAre most people ITT reddit shits then?
>>533784116how?
both wrong btw
>>533784129there are no diminishing returns
>>533784316This is a donke
>>533783749Sure, now show me the official Cygames published chart. Probably by their parent company. It exists right, you're not making shit up like a retard? You're not confusing some random chart made by some unknown party as something else, right?
>>533783756Retard
>>533783816Kek
>>533784368>Are most people ITT reddit shits then?yes
why don't they just cut down the big elm tree? are they stupid?
>>533784359yeah i'm starting to get why no one posts oc to this thread, you "people" exist
>>533784336I want to do that too. However I really want Eishin and Hishi spooks. Also I need more Matikanefukukitarus to get her to 3*. Umas > support and all, ya know.
I'm a new player and I have a question, I havent redeemed my voucher ticket from the shop yet. Who do I redeem to make my bakushin even better as her legacy?
>>5337843013d disappointing, as always
>>533784491you're right, nobody ever painted over some art before AI existed bwo
I want to train Manhattan Cafe already. She's cute.
>>533784541before getting the choice 3*, make sure to get and use the guaranteed 3* gacha tickets, so you don't get any dupes
>>533784432Cool so you agree different companies will have different definitions of whale. Glad we could clear this up.
if you spent a single dollar on this game, you are a whale
>>533784579bwo is that...
>>533784541Pick between Silence Suzuka and Maruzensky. Suzuka's unique is more of a win-more but can come in clutch when pace chasers are about to catch up. Maru's is more universally applicable and if you can raise a good Maru parent you'll be swimming in FP
Good morning.
Can I get a (You)?
>>533784447It was planted by Sir Derby himself on a visit for the first Derby race in Japan
>>533784605no man you're just cringe as fuck
We rolling for Narita Taishin?
>>533779646>>533780212https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mgh64u/they_be_racing_umamusume_now/
any shoe trading clubs still have a spot free?
907734545432
>>533784579YOU CAN'T POST THAT
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>>533784778Suddenly I love Cambodia now.
>>533784491>AI does a better job you can follow along or use to guide your process>INSTANTLY DEMOTIVATEDthis is why nobody takes artists seriously lmao
hating on AI art and tracing is reddit
Bakushin BakuSHIIIIIIIIIIIN
do i get friend points if people use my support card?
>Winning Ticket
That's a skip if I've ever seen one.
If stamina was this important for pvp how come we didnโt save our carats for that instead of going for kitasan
>removes 10 energy for guts
>>533784689>>533784820It's just the shirt indentation
Bakushin is really cute and would be a good wife.
>>533784960Unless its an SSR mlb that isn't kitasan you shouldn't expect much.
>>533784910why do artists always have the most annoying and insufferable personalities
>>533784778Accurate Teio and Golshi.
Nobody else even tried.
>>533784654Yeah, did that and got rice shower
>>533784993kitasan is powerful because it allows you to take less speed and more stam cards
Trying to get Tail Held High onto a usable parent is actually hell, I'm on the verge of giving up and rolling with what I have
>>533785031>expends ten energy in her gutsworth it
>>533784969Really? Even if they make Winning Ticket ultra for (You) like McQueen and Rice Shower?
>>533785045everyone and their mom has kitasan. they need other mlb cards at this point.
>>533785035i love that thing she does with her hands so much bros
how the fuck is my urara supposed to compete against these random uma gyarus?
>>533785093my condolences
>>533785035>>533785037Bakushin and Agnes Tachyon are both reddit
>urara comes from a lineage of dominators
>the absolute state of urara
What the fuck happened to haru urara? I mean the horse, which pink urara takes from
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Well, we tried.
>>533780584Biwa and Opera O
Curren and Vega
Special and Suzuka
that's all i can remember off the top of my head
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>>533785183I'd let her bakushin onto my hips on a dangerous day, bro.
>>533784129Because every strategy is viable.
My friend who played the jp version for 4 years said "Just bring 3 aces, the debuff available to you right now are all bad, better spent your time making aces with extra stamina, or aces but with dominator skill"
>>533785194pretty sure she had toreina issues irl and her (original?) owner just wanted to run her into paste to pay for her expenses.
>hot springs ticket for Natie 2 times in a row
T-thanks I guess?
>>533785045actually if you have an MLB that isn't kitasan you're gonna make serious bank right now
trigger warnings: post longer than the declaration of independence + reddit spacing
how do you, as a casual (not spending unreasonable amounts of money, or keeping multiple active excel sheets), enjoy the game?
I've been trying to play the game a bunch of times, and after my recent King Halo failure, I had to reevaluate wtf i'm doing. I'm trying to play the game with 'official' guides, and anything that isn't as complex as the guides in the op, that explain mechanics down to the actual code.
But I can't develop any instinctual... instict, or even write down any knowledge I get from races, because it's just, like, impossible. I lost a race, cause King couldn't get out of a pack. Was my power too low? Maybe there were too many racers in front of me. I also could have lost on gut checks. Maybe my vision wasn't good enough? Should I have invested more in wit to activate more of my skills? I restarted the race and now I'm first. What?
I can't even write down any conclusions to start building up some knowledge, because I quite literally do not get any feedback from the races other than my horse's placements. There's far too many variables, on top of heavy RNG influence on each one of them, to make anything useful, unless I somehow get hundreds of thousands of races to work off from.
In tons of other gacha games I could enjoy them casually for their gameplay, and I could delve into the autism to do bigger things. Here, the autism seems to be the baseline, the 'you need to be this tall' sign. Which is why I'm even asking this in the first place instead of killing myself - a lot of people seem to enjoy this game, so I'm definitely missing something.
And honestly, the most importat thing - I'm sad when the horses get sad. Seeing them get their dreams gunked on is not encouraging, and I don't rly want to dehumanize myself
is it worth me levelling my 3LB satono, ive been borrowing max creek and using max top gunny
>>533785031I really don't mind
She somehow knows to activate it BEFORE kiryuin/tazuna/director/energy events so I get free stats
>keeping inactives after monthly reset
For what purpose?? Kick them now and let me in
>>533783331Soul
>>533784359Soulless
Literally turned her into a generic uma.
>>533785282have an upvote and reddit gold
>>533785141>>533785316jesus christ guys
jesus fucking christ
>>533785313>Tail hole in a towelNah. That's just stupid. It's a towel.
>>53378487410/10 would spark
>>533785329Not reading all that
>>533785087You have to be a little bit mentally ill to pursue art in any form. It's just not for a healthy mind to develop all those skills.
>>533785329sometimes the dice just fall the wrong way, don't overthink it
>>533785329Sometimes getting boxed happens, there is no way around it.
>>533785368We stay loyal to our day 1 bros here
threadly reminder that SEAniggers are not welcome
>>533785475yeah man, us AI chads are just too mentally stable to have a hobby, real ones outsource to the machine and consume
>>533785371Of course the original is better, I prefer it too, all I did was ask chat-gpt to give her an arm after all
>>533785603relaks lah bro wkwkwk
>>533785489>>533785493alright then i'll shorten my question - how do you play this game
this doesn't seem very, uh, interact-able. Do I really just throw shit at a wall while skipping every cutscene to at least be time efficient and see what pops out of it?
>>533785301>>533785194No one wanted to buy her to train her
That farm decided to train her which is like asking an farmer to train his son for power lifting(strength application is different) and let her run to get money for the expense of taking care of her
Luckily it worked out and she became a beacon for hopeless people to help them cope and ball it in life for some reason
>>533784579MODS
KIRYU
ANYONE
>>533785329It's literally just RNG which is heavily against you. You can literally do everything right and have 1200/1200/1200/1200/1200 stats and still get boxed against 95/80/90/90/85 umas.
The game design is just retarded like that.
>>533785475Artists are often gay as fuck but your mindset even more feminine than theirs, the drive to create is normal masculine urge embedded into every guy to some extent.
>>533785718throw shit at the wall until you start to notice patterns that provide results, keep these patterns, throw more shit at the wall for the others and so on
>>533785329That's interesting because I find the feedback you get from the game to be pretty clear. You can see where things go wrong and so figure out what you might be able to fix and what was just bad luck.
does anyone have the Narita Taishin gif where she acts all cute?
>>533785329Sometimes you just get boxed and there's nothing you can do about it, not everything is your fault. The only stat fundamentals that you really need to have a grasp of are: Speed = top speed, the higher the better always; Stamina = HP, you need enough to finish the race and the chart in the OP guide is roughly accurate; Power = acceleration and lane changing - use your brain to figure out which strategies need this more than others; and Wit = knowing when to navigate/chance of panic
>>533785329>Here, the autism seems to be the baseline, the 'you need to be this tall' sign.what else did you expect from a gacha about anthropomorphized horse lolis? yes, this game is tailored for a certain crowd of people and they're not what you'd call mentally sound
btw you'll develop some instinct after running tons of careers
>>533785617So true bwo, can't believe there are people that buy prebuilt cars instead of letting machines build them too. And all those people buying food? Jesus why don't they just make the ingredients and cook the food themselves? So heckin' soulless am I right redditsister?
>>533785329this game is a bucket of crabs
your crab could be super fucking strong, but if the other crabs decide it's dead, it's dead
the fun comes in trying to do the best you can with the shit throw at you
post-career is the exact same. get your best vet with amazing stats and watch it lose to a shitter 40% of the time. but sometimes.... SOMETIMES.... you get that 5-0 sweep with a new high score and it was worth it
http://poal.me/hlbu4x
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>>533785329nigger its a gambling game about gambling. its rng all the way through. having higher stats only increases your odds, nothing is guaranteed
>>533785617>He doesnt know how to use AI as a tool to guide processes or give enhancement suggestions, or anything at all besides consumeThis is why nobody likes you guys and you have to huddle off to Tumblr and Bluesky lol
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET MONIES
NO SERIOUSLY IT COSTS A FUCKTON TO LVLUP CARDS AND POTENTIALS HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE PEOPLE WITH ENOUGH MONIES TO MAX SO MUCH SHIT
CAREERS GIVE FUCKALL
>>533785727I've never seen her actual track performance, but I heard that she wasn't even a bad horse and seemed to be capable/enjoyed keeping with the pack, so she wasn't even a hopeless loser. She just didn't have the proper training to get a win.
>>533785329Sometimes you get boxed in and there's no way out
>>533785329I just play it for fun and if I lose it's whatever. I've lost plenty of careers because I have no idea what I am doing or otherwise don't optimize stats/cards/skills well.
I still enjoy the game a lot and just don't take it seriously as I like the horses and their stories and events a ton.
I have better cards then some people who paid couple hundred, but in my hands they are more like trading cards I throw at the horse.
>>533785964>comparing something that would take months to do and multiple thousands of dollars to something literal third world children can do with a pencil and paper
>>533782921It's called the Throne for a reason.
does anyone have a guide for which umas are more worthwhile to get to potential 4 and 5? I got 1 million coins lying around but I am not sure which umas are wield more gains at potential 4 and 5
>>533786004Do more careers and races
>>533786004you get at least 10k per career, it adds up if you're not spending it on random cards like a retard
>>533785829alright i don't want to sound like a faggot cause i do appreciate the responses, but 'how'? There's a lot of variables which interact with one another, on top of the heavy RNG factor, all on top of how there's no good feedback from watching the race, on top of how retrying the race with the exact same everything results in wildly different results. I understand that sometimes shit happens, but recognizing when I wasn't lucky or when it was something I could have prevented seems impossible
spam speed-speed-rest
win the ura finals every time
convince me to not do this every run
>front runner
>rival front runners in the race
>they have 200 less speed than me, equal power & stam
>I have a bunch of skills that help take/hold the lead
>rival front runner still somehow catches up and overtakes for a brief moment mid-race
>immediately chokes and slows down in front of my uma
>blocks her enough that my uma loses the race by a nose to some late surger
Enemy front runners always find a way to take the lead even when they're objectively shittier, and yet when I run my shitty front runners they never do the same. What's the secret?
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New player here.
These are all the umas I currently have (just rolled until I had all 1 stars pretty much).
Should I save all my carats for a good card banner, or do I need more of them?
>>533785783Ah, the masculine urge to be hunched on a chair drawing doodles on your tablet. Lmao.
>>533786004DAILY RACE DE WA
MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA
>>533783323not really usable chart since $50 is pennies in this game
>>533786004Stop trying to lvl everything up retard
I bet you lvled up guts and unused af cards to their limits, and raised potentials for 0 reason
>>533785718read all the info on mechanics and strategies you can find
the new player guide in OP is a good starting point
past that there are several tierlists and 100+ page reference documents floating around, discussing every game mechanic in-depth
this is a knowledge and numbers and also chance game
>>533786063>this nigga takes months and thousands of dollars to cook a pizza
>>533786004Well it's like the long side grind to make all those miserable lack of good sparks sort of worth it. Dread the day where you run out of things to buy and hope full auto comes before then so you don't burn yourself out.
>>533786004umamusume is patience game
Don't sweat the details.
>>533786137more like the masculine urge to be hunched on a chair begging an AI to create something for you
>>533786093>There's a lot of variables which interact with one another, on top of the heavy RNG factor, all on top of how there's no good feedback from watching the race, on top of how retrying the race with the exact same everything results in wildly different results.you just answered your own question bwo
is this your first roguelike?
New player here.
Give me an uma wife.
>>533786187That wasnt the example given retard.
>>533786182that 1.2 million monies is going to be spent immediately. i'm glad we're getting it, but I feel like I need a lot more
>>533786069>>533782921qrd on the throne, why is it a jp meme?
Time to plug my Maru parent now that people want Redshift for CM
6* Stam 3* Power
She has Turf Medium and Ura Finale 2* and some other stuff
Also a MLB Kitasan
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>>533786015Probably, literally "meet mr. potential man" kind of thing because how the fuck did she manage to get not so bad positions while being trained like shit
>>533786213>he thinks only AIfags laugh at artistsKek.
>>533786093You can mitigate bullshit RNG by taking passing skills, positioning skills and acceleration skills and training lots of Wit. There's still going to be bullshit RNG but you aren't powerless against it
>>533786256stay away from my wife manhattan cafe or else
>>533786137Yea, maybe some day you'll get there instead of being hunched over your phone shitting up threads.
>>533786093Each stat influences something
Each race length and strategy requires different baseline stats. Once you figure those out the game is just trying to take the best options possible in training.
Which country timezone is it right now.
>>533786304what kind of food do you order that costs $1000s and months to cook faggot? Because buying food and cooking is one of the examples posted
>>533786379>says the pot to the kettleFucking artists lmao
Uma Musume is a dating game
>>533786342>shilling a parent for CM>no white skill sparks of the must have skillsbro
>>533786389you can't say that, it's our word
>run going great
>fails 3 trainings that were only 15~20%
This shit is infuriating sometimes.
>>533786093don't skip the race, you'll see when your horse was slow because of shit stamina, if they were boxed. Usually if you didn't spend your time resting or failing you'll also start noticing "normal" positions for horses depending on role, situation and such. For example i know that even late surgers don't reach the last corner as 13/16, so depending on what i saw before i'll know if i got boxed or just lacked power.
Something i stopped doing was also not caring about stat checks, start the early game trying to get your friends to orange, and then follow the rainbows except when you feel like you could save energy for a better rainbow or if you want more of another stat.
>>533782921we still got like 1.5 years unless they pull a fast one on us.
>>533786513I doubt anyone has groundwork and playtime's over at 3*
>>533786441Chile (not a real country)
>>533786441Early night in India and SEA, early morning in North America, you can safely put away the thread until tomorrow.
>ai fags when discussing the guiding motivation and philosophy of work, hobbies, self satisfaction and ambitions
Why cook food when you can order take out?
Why raise a dog when you can get a dog trainer?
Why raise your children when you have school and an ipad?
Why suffer through the creative process and the craft of artistry when you can comm / ai slop it?
In the end you are a quitter and you are coping that you quit, that you gave up on your ambition and looked for the path of least resistance. You are weak. Your bloodline is weak. You will not survive the winter.
>>533786093In career? I usually approach it by looking at endgame statlines and working backwards from there. For example, if I'm supposed to clear URA finals with a 400 wit horse, then when I'm getting boxed even with 300 wit in Junior Year wit isn't the issue. Also compare your stats to the NPCs, that might help
>>533786462And all those people buying food? Jesus why don't they just make the ingredients and cook the food themselves?
>make the ingredients themselves>which means you need land to farm>which means you have to actually grow all of your own ingredients
>>533786590>galighting 1.5 years in advance
>>533784084Next week you probably can, I'll be in class 6
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>>533784764>Are we rolling for Narita Taishin?LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
(This is a guaranteed event btw)
>>533785329>how do you, as a casual (not spending unreasonable amounts of money, or keeping multiple active excel sheets), enjoy the game?I got myself a Kitasan and some mlb SRs, and now I'm chasing certain uma builds for trials / cm. I do enjoy the roguelike + rng nature of the game mechanics.
> keeping multiple active excel sheetsOther people made the sheets, I only need to consult them every now and then
My only real issue with the game is that career mode is too time consuming, I need the "autoplay" to get added so I only do 1 run myself a day
>>533786539i stopped caring about stat checks, i mean
it's like cutting vegetables, you pick a sharp knife and you let it do the work, same here, you pick a good support loadout and you let them guide you
Look at this Sakura Chiyono O
>>533785718>Pick horse>check what is horse running style>stat accordingly>do not believe the green lady, she lies.
>>533782921>roll this card, it'll carry you for years!!>this is a must roll card, it'll carry you for years!!>if you don't roll this card your account is bricked because it will carry you for years!!I think I'll just roll for what I want.
>failed 10% training twice
>then mood down to Awful
This run is fucking cursed. She somehow won her debut, but I just wanna bail.
>artcel gets triggered from some minor pushback
>immediately starts strawmanning
Lmao
m
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>number of /uma/ posts telling someone their parent uma doesn't have enough of something or another to pass muster: near infinite
>number of /uma/ posts with someone actually flexing one of these godly parents and posting proof: 0
You are always chasing the unicorns in this game, don't sweat it too much with ridiculous standards.
>>533786342show the other grandparent
>>533786683Hard countered by me banging Tazuna or Kiryuin.
>>533786004nigga be selective with what you level, don't blow it on 60 different things
>>533786683that's why we roll for Narita Brian
>>533786462Actually the example was growing and cooking, and if you take the growth process from seed/egg/newborn you tell me if some foods you cook took more than a month to make to get to your plate retard.
>>533786651Don't bother man, these people are just living their life by consuming and nothing else, their hobbies consist of consuming media and nothing else, and then they insult people who are actually developing a skill because they grew up in the era where actually trying to do anything is seen as "cringe"
>>533786658You don't need an entire farm to make ingredients to cook for yourself or for a small family
>>533786782try to knock out some g3 trophies or something bwo
>>533786782Urara career has plenty of time to bounce back
>>533786651>Why cook food when you can order take out?>Why raise a dog when you can get a dog trainer?so i can free time to do what i'm good at
>>533786131Save 30k or 60k for one or two pity pulls on Super Creek some weeks from now
>>533786872OK you're definitely ESL, I said land to farm, not "you need to own an entire farm"
it makes sense why you're so into AI now, you're a fucking third world pajeet or SEA
So career races are sometimes just rigged, right? Like, if you've almost got a triple crown, it'll fudge the numbers to make you fail. There's no other way some 237/273/280/211/210 uma can win 5 lengths to my 781/388/506/179/253 trainee. That's just one example, this shit happens at least once every run.
how the fuck am i supposed to get through mayano top gun's career
she gets completely walled by the arima kinen
>>533786843Cool now tell me how long it will take a person who never touched a paint brush to paint as good as the free version of some shitty AI image generator.
>>533786441helo fren it's 4 pm in Poland :)
>>533786513You are asking for hyper minmaxed umas here m8
>>533786329Insane cards that became useless in about 2 weeks.
>>533786651who defines "art"?
the artist?
>>5337864414 minutes to 4pm for poland
>>533786651Are artists unironically just Y2K niggers my mom used to talk about all over again?
>>533787098what supports are actually worth saving for jpbro
>>533787014>388 staminaI sure hope that wasn't a senior year medium or long buddy
>253 witeither that or you got brocked by the slow runners around you
This game is so complicated, man. Am I supposed to emote Good Morning to my club members every day?
Post Umas that you canโt understand how people can like
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>>533776292 (OP)How to get pace chaser pink spark? do i need to run an uma as pace chaser the whole career?
What the fuck does Uber eats or AI art have anything to do with anime horse girls. What are you niggers talking about.
>>533787020give her to me and i'll show you (she's the only 2* that i'm missing)
>>533787009nigger what's the difference? You can grow ingredients in pots filled with soil. And of course I'm Esl nigger, this is Euro hours.
>>533787036NTA but by that logic, no one should ever bother learning anything since things take time to learn
>why bother learning a sport? it will take time for me to build my body>why bother learning a language? I can just have a translator do everything for me>why bother creating art? that means I would have to spend months or years being bad at something>i would rather have dopamine pumped directly into my brain with as little effort on my part as possible
>>533787020borrow stamina parent to get a headstart
>>533787178Only if you don't want to get kicked
>>533787014Some races buff the fuck out of certain umas, I'm convinced of this. It doesn't guarantee them the win just makes it harder on you
>>533786981Thanks, I did have my eye on super creek.
Only 14k carats to go I guess.
>>533787178If you don't OHAYOU!!! at the new day you have no soul.
>>533786808If you don't have 18* stamina with 18* hopeful stakes 18* NHK Mile, 18* tenno sho (spring) and 18* URA finale you shouldn't even LOOK at CM races lmfao my ass off
you WILL be raped by me and my fellow spreadsheet CHADS so hard that cygames will delete your account to keep their age rating of teen
>>533787183king halo, and no I'm not snapping a pic of her cause I hate that bitch
>>533786651Sir this is a thread about horse girls
>>533786329it's the next kitasan
>>533787218yeah im out of borrows ill have to wait an hour for reset
>>533783592Of course she laughed at you. When you signed up for this job you and every other trainer signed a waiver that makes so that none of you can press rape charges or make any reports to the police. Just be happy you're not Meek's trainer and get back to work.
>>533787168It wasn't, and even if it was, if everyone else has 2/3 the stamina I should still beat them.
>>533787185someone posted art they drew of Mcqueen
>>533783331and then someone threw it into an AI generator
>>533784359that's how people got to this discussion
nvm I found it myself
>>533786080https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EApaW1p6TCJPBd_IHxAen2H9de70wI8cBqjEpes2ibo/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0#heading=h.mf5377rc9y0b
especially useful since money is tight and you can't just raise everyone's potencial, and which skills give more return for which uma
>>533787036>That doesnt matter since the convo isnt AI vs person its AI used by person vs personAre you purposely trying to be retarded?
Why do anythjng then, if other methods can learn at exponentially faster rates?
A person with 0 skill and a good teacher will learn faster than the one without, same goes for with AI and without.
>>533787265What sparks do the NHK/Tenno Sho give?
>>533787229is this someone we know?
>>533787183Your post promotes negativity towards the umas and I don't like it.
With that said, Grass Wonder, Mejiro Ryan, Air Messiah and Narita Top Road fans I honestly don't get but good for them.
>>533787368once you get things situated for Taurus cup you should also start looking at the next cup as that would probably steer your planning as well.
>>533787212> I will tell you what you need to do for your life to have meaning! And it's these things done specifically in this way!Jesus how far up one's ass can someone's head be. Shouldn't you be living with the Amish?
>>533786329It's a god card.
>>533786080Just look at skills and think about it. Don't let meta suck the fun out of the game for you
What other umas need an anime facelift?
>>533786808>130 career runs>only one 3*such is life in some cases...
>>533787183admire vega
like, genuinely, she's straight up a massive bitch in road to the top and never gets any sort of redemption. whats the appeal
>>533787265>18* Hopeless Stakesbut enough about impossible standards!
>>533787212No my point is there's a bunch of different hobbies people have, I like cooking so I learned to cook, I don't like drawing so I didn't and now I use AI as a tool instead. The same way some shitty cook uses a microwave for everything. The difference is nobody that likes cooking and isn't an obnoxious faggot spergs out if some guy uses a microwave to cook his shitty frozen pizza because he doesn't like cooking. Art faggots sperg out all the time because someone uses AI to paint some shitty idea becaue art fags are all obnoxious faggots.
Why does nice nature and some of the others umas have little like ear hats
>>533787541Mejiro Ryan just needs a new hairstyle to go from most overlooked uma to top tier
>>533787528what does U stand for
>>533787009SEAfags isn't even using 4chan.
>>533787098How'd it go from insane to useless in just 2 weeks?
>>533787528holy paypigu....
>>533787631Bro you cant even post an AI logo without them sperging out, its ridiculous lmao
>>533787681If you get 4 Us you get thrown off a plane
>automate calculations instead of learning to make them fast
good
>automate physical labor instead of getting fit
good
>automate transportation instead of going through the effort walking or taming a beast to ride it
good
>automate games instead of going outside and finding a social circle to play game with
good
>automate a skill that doesn't help you feed yourself, doesn't enlarge your social circle, doesn't make you physically or intellectually fitter
autists get angry
>>533787631The difference is no one with a microwave is going around posting "why did you bother cooking? look at how little effort my meal took" to people posting things they spent time cooking, it's as if people who used microwaves did nothing all day but go "why would anyone cook on a stove? don't they know microwaves are the future?"
Damn, it looks like even the Kasamatsu regional leadership is using Cinderella Gray to promote tourism in the area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BURJ2hJb2w
>>533787641i assume its jocky colors or this
>>533787641Reference to what some race horses wear.
>>533787528Is there a functional difference between pal and pal(3) besides the option to date 3 people?
>>533787641Bonnets can improve performance for some sensitive horses by helping them focus more.
It's a cool detail that can be easily included without it looking off so some of them have their ears covered like they sometimes did irl.
>>533787438damn
took like 15 turns to cure herself
>>533787764Do you get shot first?
>>533787056I've always thought this horse is puking but then i learned that horse can't puke and i'm confused.
>>533787852We already know they've been in cahoots with Cykagames for years.
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Question to Natty/Tacchy trainers, do you buy out red hints immediately or do you keep them in hopes of discount?
>>533787641the ear hats usually indicate that the irl horse counterpart wore a mask
>>533787913Who would shoot a man before throwing him off a plane?
>>533787852>So, yeah we hope this autistic glutton will help us with the decline in tourism
>>533787852I wonder if s2 will be well received as well
>>533787710It's probably only relevant for the specific scenario it released in. Tazuna also becomes useless if you aren't playing URA, etc.
all that back and forth just because you're scared of being inferior to a soulless machine
>>533787832That was the 70s. Microwaves were so novel there were countless cookbooks about it. Like how to do a whole roast dinner in one, etc
>>533787940Red skills are not going to help you win Career so just hold on them until the end to stack skill hints and/or pray for fast learner.
>>533787940Isn't it better to buy out for future hints to potentially hit other debuffs instead of increasing the hint level for the same one
>>533787832Nobody here did that, now youre making up demkns nobody mentioned to argue about in a perfectly solid example to your stupidity.
You cant even see at all why youre so retarded to everyone else, you might as well be a schizo poster
The only time why do anything was mentioned was in response to a guy saying AI does it in seconds compared to a 0 talent
>>533787641throwback to masks without actually putting masks on the girls, which would be mostly cringe outside of girls whose personality revolve around it (El).
>>533787532I know some skills are obviously good and no brainers like oguri's corner connoisseur, but I am not gonna go full gut instinct for everything
>>533787472true, I should keep an eye for it
>>533787832When have I posted something like that in this thread? I even said I like the original more kek.
And people do post stuff like that with shitty food.
It's very common ragebait material, have you never seen videos of guys saying a shitty frozen pizza tastes better than a traditional pizza oven pizza?
>>533788042yeah that'd what i've been thinking
>>533787915It's an early AI meme
>>533787631>The difference is nobody that likes cooking and isn't an obnoxious faggot spergs out if some guy uses a microwave to cook his shitty frozen pizza because he doesn't like cooking.I have watched enough kitchen nightmares episode to adopt Gordon Ramsay's complete disdain for microwaves aka "chef mike"
>>533787832> Guy that talks with idiots and then projects talking pointsThat's a strawman. The people that do "AI art" will tell you a single thing "it's fast and cheap", if they go on a long spiel about it's virtues you're talking to either a salesman or an idiot
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Surely nothing will go wrong here
>>533787541Man Tamamo was so cool in CG. I like her in game from what I've seen so far but her CG depiction is definitely superior.
>>533787427IIRC
>Horse named Mindset participating in a maiden race>Before the race started, the horse had a panic attack and took a nap.>Unfortunately, it was disqualified.
>DIrector at green, all set for the fan fest
>Hit with slacker
>Full energy, decide to risk it
>Fail
>Friendship with akikawa down
>Waste a turn at the infirmary
>Fan fest
>Don't get skill upgrade
FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
>>533788227Now this is the Sigma Mindset.
>>533788227omatsuri mambo
>>533788227wow that's cute
also impressive being able to sleep during a panic attack
>>533788225>aurafarm in CG>fuck around at Tracen in the Pretty Derby
Grass Wonder pantyhose footjob
>>533787874They give rainbows.
>>533788225Well they're past their prime after CG. In-game they're just chilling out now.
>>533788170placing 3rd is enough
maybe
>>533788376>footjobHandjobs feel infinitely better
>>533788170instant gluemaker for greedy McQueens
>>533787528Why are even the new designs all powercrept?
>>533787232You may want to try the 60 so you can do 400 pulls, because you likely want to max some SR cards, and this is a good opportunity. Up to you though, having a single Creek for the skill is already pretty good to get you going, and you can start saving for something else.
>>533788360Sasuga grey monsters...
>>533788420wtf whats the catch
>>533788156Desu using a microwave for home cooking isn't awful, same with frozen food and other stuff Ramsay complains about. The reason he gets mad is cause when people go to restaurants they are expecting more than microwave cooking and frozen food.
>uma has a wedding themed card
>doesn't actually have a wedding alt
>>533788485yeah but what retard puts pantyhose on their hands
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>>533788513You have to trigger an event after training (~40% chance) to activate their rainbows for 2-4 turns.
>>533788536you win some and lose some
>>533781834M-maybe?
SEA news,obviously.
>>533788536nishisex flower
>>533788006Imagine if she ends up actually becoming the town mascot of Kasamatsu.
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why is this allowed?
>>533788691Bakushin with speed and wit cards and rotate speed, wit and races
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Can't seem to hit all 4 subdues for the life of me, how many tries did it take you lads?
>>533788691You need to run in races during a career playthrough and win at least 30 of them. Hope this helps :)
Meishy posing with his friend Meto for a magazine.
>>533788691Just wait until MANT.
>>533788734That would be funny as hell
>>533788734>>533788006>this is carrying the tourism industry of a single town
>>533788517I used to work at a marriott hotel.
All soups, appetizers, and dinner items except sandwiches and salads were prepackaged frozen or 3 part put together shit from Sysco food supplier, and the soups were fucking Campbell's brand.
Ramsey is really teaching them to be 4 - 5 star restauranteurs, most average places do some shit
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>>533788691you win 30 races
>>533788691I did it with Curren Chan. Just race more and train speed inbetween. Race grade doesn't matter for this.
I've been gaslit
fine motion is actually completely overrated garbage (outside of running a 4 wit deck I guess)
>>533788008Unless CyGAYmes fucks up adapting the Japan Cup and Arima Kinen arcs like by skimping out on budget, there is no way the second cour is going to be anything but even more successful than the first cour.
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>>533788691Bakushin with some half decent speed cards
And also remember that during your run you can actually check your amount of wins and do a race even if it will decrease your mood, don't be me
>>533788750>2 speed cards>max speedhow?
>>533788328Wish I had that skill
>>533788505I'd love to have a MLB one, since otherwise I have to pretty much borrow one most of the time.
Well see, maybe I'll have to whale a bit.
>>5337887642 subdues are locked behind that greedy fuck Rudolf, so that's totally understandable. However, no one runs Late Surgers so you should be fine not having it's Subdue version
>>533788887guidemakers and JP vets dropped the ball, SC has been so much more value.
>>533788157>>533788105>>533788084>>533788035You know what, I'll apologize for schizo posting, just having someone use my own art for an AI generation hurt and I didn't appreciate it, so I flew off
>>533788907wit also gives speed
looks like potentially speed parents too
>>533788750how did he even get 800 wit with just fine motion?
>>533788907inherit speed +MLB kita and sweep
>>533787852Horse racing is nice and all, but it's lowkey just sports betting... I can't believe they're getting away promoting gambling to kids
>>533788850>I did it with Curren Chan.Lewd
>>533788780me on the right
checkmate robo-horse
Bakushin's logic is flawless
>>533788927I mean, doing 400 pulls still doesn't guarantee the banner mlb, although there's some decent chance of it. Should net you some pretty good progress on SRs though which make a big difference compared to having a deck of 0s.
>>533788780Always love pics of the umas getting along with cats
artists are not holding up are they bwos.....
>>533789040>it has felt a little bit looser while runningbakuslut...
>>533789040She is not a robot
She is just autistic
>>533789093I already have the 0LB variant.
Say something nice about Bright, the least popular Mejiro girl.
>>533789129you just KNOW she has to tape down her meat flaps or the air resistance would slow her down in races
>>533789000Probably some insane highroll like pre-debut charming into a passing a bunch of risky trainings with 30/40% failure rates
>>533788594You dont need the pantyhose, you just want the pantyhose you greedy bwo
Handjob will satisfy you enough
>>533789213I can think of at least two nice things.
>>533789000Fine Motion is the strongest wit card for a long time, in later scenarios she can almost cap wit by herself if you get lucky. Consult the tierlist near the end of MANT
>>533786069.
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Watari
>>533788907Suzuka has +20% in speed which makes it incredibly easy to max. In fact I actually find it much harder to get a balanced build for her for CM because my usual strategy ends up with her at risk of capping speed by mid senior year and rendering speed training useless. Whereas with other umas I can speed train as much as I want, hit 1000-1100 and have much better power because of it.
>>533789010wtf people told me speed sparks are mid
>perfect run
>triple rainbow all the way across the sky
>spe gives hydrate
>sc gives NOTHING
many such cases
>>533789339It certainly has an effect on my cock.
>>533788957It happens, its all good
We've all shizo posted at least once being on this site im sure lol
>>533787183Narita taishin and ayabe
Are we getting Narita Taishin in 40 minutes?
When are we getting a good frontrunner wit card?
How does team trial work
Why is my 1060 speed 1200 stamina 700 power 500 wits long + 2 yellow recovery skills losing to a 900 speed 700 stamina 600 power 600 wits 1 yellow recovery skill top gun
>>533788830Yeah that and the increasing prices are why I don't like eating out that much anymore. I used to think my tastebuds were fucked when my cooking tasted better than the food in some restaurants but no it turns out the restaurnat food was just trash. Now I can sort of tell which places are good and which suck though
>>533789578You didn't copy.
>>533789561Freebie WIT Bourbon when we get our 1st halloween event.
>>533788970Those are stamina parents. You're not getting almost 1k stamina with 0* Creek and 2 other non-MLB SRs, plus he would have more guts if he trained stamina a lot since Suzuka has guts bonus.
>Keep failing the claw machine on the third try
>Never get it again
FUCK
Getting pretty sick of failing to get the triple crown. 1st 1st 2nd, 1st 2nd 1st, 2nd 1st 1st. Over and over.
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>>533788594>he doesn't know
>just use a friend's seiun sky
>3/day borrow limit
>grandparents don't guarantee uniques
some people just want to stack as many layers of rng as they can...
>>533789578Base, im getting interference. We do not copy, I repeat, no copy.
>>533789757>just use your own seiun sky>has shit blue sparks for yearsokay bro
>>533789727Report back where the vagina is located.
>>533789407Sparks you use need to match the deck you bring, the aptitudes of the uma and the length you want to run. e.g. if you bring stamina parents and 4 (good) stamina cards, and your uma also has 20% to stamina, you're wasting a fuckton of resources for no reason. I did a run today with stamina parents + 2 stamina cards and almost capped stamina on mcqueen.
>>533789743Just make sure to use plenty of lube. Rope burn on your dick is a memorable experience.
MLB matikanefukukitaru wit, MLB nice nature wit, or MLB aoi kiryuuin for consistency card?
>doing claw machine for the first time
>hold down thinking it will rebound when it hits the right
>it doesn't
>>533789757Training without a borrowed parent is always suboptimal.
>>533789703Is that yellow groundwork or am I crazy? That's really good for a freebie if true
>>533789727้ฆใๆดใฃใฆๅพ
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>>533789757>>grandparents don't guarantee uniquesif the grandparent's unique is 3 stars, then it's pretty much guaranteed
>>533789407they still are mid, stamina and power sparks are better with the cards available to make decks with
>>533789898It's the same skill as the Turbo's speed card, but you can actually consistently get the skill instead of winning 3 coin flips.
It's not Groundwork, but it functions the same and stack with Groundwork.
>>533789918pretty much is not guaranteed
There is no skill to training, if your support fucks off it doesn't matter how very very very rainbow anything is. All dogshit advice from retards who think they can manipulate rng.
>>533779449too many retards running her as pace, run everything as front to avoid box or end to also avoid box but with more stam/power and fly around the outside, late and pace are such trap positions, front and end are way less rng
>>533789727You should be.
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What will it be?
grant me strength to get 9* stam on maru today
>>533789727She didnโt come to flirt, she came to milk you
>>533790136if you don't take chakra in junior year, you are a retard
>>533789634Honestly i dont mind if a restaurant uses frozen or even packaged products, but they have to do something with it.
Marriott was package to Turbo chef (Subway sandwich Microwave brand) to plate.
The packaged item needs to be like a simple base, like ill never be upset at a place using whole canned seasoned tomatoes, or pre seasoned frozen raw chicked.
>>533789716ILY
>>533790136Charm in junior year, health otherwise
Do y'all think there are prostitute umas in the umaverse?
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>>533790143You got it, anon.
>>533790098so... right?
wtf is her unique for then i wanna see her blow up saturn
How do you guys make up your minds and waifufag a single uma?
Usually I have no problem doing it elswhere but the roster is too strong here, it's hard to even narrow it down to a top 3.
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>>533790371A waifu isn't something you choose.
>>533790371There are only a few umas old enough to be a waifu
Most are daughterfus
>>533778374The most important stats for sprint are power and wit. Borrow Fine Motion and get wit up to 800+.
in 160 careers my only 3* stat spark is a power spark on haru urara
I am never gonna make it
>Run parents through the affinity calculator
>149
I'm one away from a fucking double circle aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>533790512just win one extra G1 race bwo
>>533790371choose with your dick
for me i will be getting every top gun and super creek alt
>>533788887I think you just arent as good at the game as you think you are
>>533790468I never really matured past high school even if that was 15 years ago so I don't think it's creepy if I'm into high school coded girls.
>>533790512it literally doesn't matter
>>533790548I cant even say her name
>>533790468More like there's a bunch of hags that I simply tolerate.
>>533790512The calculator in gametora doesn't take into account the G1 races tho so you should be fine
so dirt is pretty much the pay2win race in TT, right? If you have taiki or oguri you pretty much can guarantee 1 win automatically
>>533790371Time to find out the hard way anone
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter
>>533790371haven't decided yet either
it's between suzuka, maruzensky and oguri
>>533790632you get better inspirations with double circles bwo...
>>533790678That poorfag logic stops applying at B rank.
>>533790371When the time comes, you will simply be aware
>>533790512Post Hopeless Stakes loss that gatekept you.
>>533790678My lone Urara slaughters other teams even before I got Taiki Shuttle to supplement her.
Also you can get El for your dirt team.
>>533790678Maybe in class 2 or something, but my oguri wins some and loses some.
>>533790735It's linear, 149 and 150 are pretty much the same even if the game shows a different visual
>>533790371>love umamusume>Digitan loves umamusume>waowIt's this easy
>>533790678if you cared that much you would have just used your welfare SSR ticket on one of them
>>533790735better inspirations is from the number itself, bumping it up by less than a percent to get the icon doesn't do anything
new thread for newday soon
>>533788887mlb kitasan and mlb fine motion are what you'll be running in every distance, unlike super creek who gets dropped half of the time
you'll get it once you have a good deck
>>533790750Thanks for the wisdom.
>>533790709I did but I flip flop a lot, keep catching feels for other umas and changing the rankings.
>>533790814then stay waifuless
>>533790796please tell me you're joking
Is ogui cap the only uma from the MUDS
>>533790678I have Oguri and Condor in my dirt team but Urara is the one that keeps winning.
>>533790371first you judge based on looks which you think you might like, but it isnt till you got to know them you can truely know
>>533790678el condor pasa is my best dirt
>>533790709How do you even do this if you're a globalfag and haven't been exposed to like 90% of the umas? Most of the time I have to click just based off whether I recognize them at all or which design I like off the rip.
>>533790678Urara and El are free and you can pick Oguri/Taiki from 3* Selector
>b-butyou did it to yourself
>>533788536my wife scarlet looking extra fertile
>>533790709Is there a way to remove nonglobal umas from possibilities
>>533791026Have you been minmaxing for 150? Oof
>>533789727i cant feel my hips anymore
>>533791235Yes... yes I have
>>533791270>he did it with a white womanhorseyikes
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Sakuraniku has three open spots. Trade shoes, play the game.
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>>533791270Its canon that you wait outside when they go into the spring, and you dont even get to go into another spring.
You just wait outside.
>>533790371>Didn't know anything about the series, initially thought I was gonna go all in on Mejiro Ryan>get pic related as first non-guaranteed SSR>Got curious and looked up her scenes in the movie, oh hey she seems pretty cool actually>Play through story mode and while she's a chuuni dork she also acknowledges that her victories motivate others to try and beat herEventually get her hot springs scene and find out she's a glass cannon underneath it all
tl;dr the uma chooses you
When do they implement a way to waste all your daily race tickets at once?
>>533791532so theres this thing called a macro
>>533790492this. you dont even reach max speed in sprints
>>533791542Sort by sparks so we can see them you nigger.
>>533791389I'm not leaving my /uma/ club for a discord club
>>533791425I think its just a case of having 30 minutes in the bath and you both get out at the same time
>>533791542You get used to it.
>>533791679put the fork down lardass
>>533791679>Chose the slow metabolism optionYou did this to yourself.
>>533791679I always get this healed by just training more, not sure what the criteria is
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>>533791607So there's this thing called the Terms of Service
Anyone gonna restart and reroll for super creek duplicates?
>>533791762it's the best option
>>533790371your waifu will jump out at you and you'll know it right away. the very first time I saw Gold Ship I immediately thought "this one is definitely going to be my favorite."
>>533791679>>533791762>>533791772do people not always hit the 2nd option? 30 energy feels way more worth it
Will I always be 2nd fiddle to Shiraoki
>>533791615If I sort by sparks they get mixed in with my other vets
>>533791823i have 60million total fans
I don't think rerolling is an option for me anymore
>>533789743Fellow ไบ้ ญ่ฒฌใ enjoyer
>>533790617>>533790935yeah but here's why I think that's actually bullshit:
The higher you level up your cards, the more special priority you get
so if you're only running a single wit card (fine motion), you might get some energy back from clicking on wit training, but you will only ever get measly stats for that, since all your supports are hanging out in different trainings
so no, just running fine motion and not 2+ additional wit cards is actually detrimental to your deck
>>533791762It's 30 energy for a 20% chance to get like slow metabolism
if you don't use it you are literally gutting yourself
>>533791729You're bonding too much.
Soon you will be saying things like totally radical and wowzies
>first two sc events in junior year
>no swinging maestro by end of career
>two careers in a row
I hate this fat bitch so much.
>>533791936thats not how you play wit decks
>Finally got the claw machine again
>Fuck it I'll go for the middle
>1 plush holding like 4 others together
holy shit... I did it... I'M FREE
>>533792023reading comprehension my dude
I'm not talking about wit decks
>>533791939I never chose it and I still end out fine in the end.
>>533791823The eternal reroller
> New banner? I'm GONNA REROLLL AAAHHG
>>533791823i'm at 20k carrots so odds are i'm just gonna spark and then call it
I'll try to make a new thread on reset wish me luck im terrible at timing it
>>533791697I had to find a youtube vid to get it so forgive me, but it sucks
>>533791939when is Twin Turbo coming out, she's adorable
>>533791969plus hydrate from the other fat bitch
>>533792069>lucky highroll as if that proves anythingyea ok whatever
>>533792069I'm not defending that anon but this is literally a 1 in 10000 luckshit to the max nonstop rainbow orgasm run.
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I'm free bros...
>>533792234But what about the 10 plushies in one claw machine achievement
>>533792234>he doesnt know
>>533792234I kneel claw-sama...
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holy shit matifunnycunny is adorable
>>533792234You need 10 for the medal or whatever.
>>533792308>cunny with those boobs
>>533792082I swear itโs the last time
Speed have a lot of options but stamina training is pain in the dick
>>533792074you can run 0 spe prio wit cards it doesnt even matter the point is wit decks are for high roll runs cause high training eff will let them be used in speed or stam training. You just need your cards to stack. Which is why haru urara is so goated
im fully convinced the percentages in this game are not accurate
the amount of times i fail 3%'s or 5%'s just seems insanely improbable
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Thank God goal races are immune to this imagine if they weren't.
MY HECKIN' DAUGHTERINO...
>>533792362ive seen people argue that anything under the age of 18 is cunny
is inbreeding my umas good or bad
>>533792386your stam sparks?
>>533792308I love this manic depressive horse like you wouldn't believe.
>>533792473>tachyon speed growth>3 wit cardsRetard.
>>533792495IRL race horses are Habsburg-tier inbred so yes it is a good thing
>>533792495never ever have your trainee be its own grandparent
>>533792495do not fuck your child uma anon
>>533792473>That power>That stamlol, not even close
>>533792495Bad because if both parents have the same 2 grandparents that have ura finale or other sparks, you actually have 2 instances instead of 4
>>533792473oh look 3 wits card deck
you're proving my point
>>533792448I click 30% trainings all the time and never fail.
Skill issue
>>533790796so in JP where double circle is common, the visual is useless and you need an external tool to tell you how good the affinity really is? or how do they handle it.
>guest run
>Uma has 3 mood downs in junior year
>>533792386I've just been borrowing creek + using a Seiun I have. + mlb cafe if needed.
>>533792473what inspirations?
maybe i too can hit A+....
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>>533792558where is my middle east umas cyjews?
>>533792649that's when you give up and run all the g1 races
When do Late Surger umas pop their skills, mid or late race?
Wondering if I should get Ramp Up
>>533792631>Sort by affinity>Pick the one that's closest to the top
>>533792449>worrying about that image>Hes never ruined an Uma beforeHAHAHA
>>533792473>>533792607that's a worse uma than the one running solo mlb fm so it's not proving you right actually
>>533792753why are japs allergic to clear ui and information
>>533787819You say that as if there wasn't a huge resistance to the industrial revolution 250 years ago.
>>533793130whens the 3* blue coming bros
>>533785173Of course they have huge tits.
Any active clubs with a free spot open?
537278960594
What ticked off the yuritranny?
>>533793234If you unfocus your eyes it looks like Scarlet has a doublechin. Optical illusion.
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