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previous >>533725546

that crystal bow nigga aint getting his cheese cape

i love seeing hyperbole about content difficulty from people who dont have hcim zuk helms. no, it isnt "impossible" to die at a boss. no, it isnt "afk"

Does the Gemstone crab give you herblore exp?
I don't think so.

do you try to make your game as ugly as possible because youre a whore for attention

>>533794456
cretin freak die

>>533794040
hcim is easy just stay at 121 and 99% of bosses cant kill you

>>533795027
pretty sure 100% bosses cant kill you if your hp is at 121

>>533795027
surely you wouldnt post something embarrassing like this without having a zuk helm on your hcim right

>>533795134
i could get an hcim zuk helm if i wanted to but the servers are shit so im not gonna bother im just saying its trivial

>>533795262
xunut-esque

why do we hate red aura uim now

nothing in this game is hard and the fact that you think a hcim zuk helm is impressive is embarassing

wow i guess you must have one then

chat can we bring back skibidi xD

dop dop dop yes yes

skibidi dibidi neep neep lol

jhnd your move https://www.twitch.tv/xzact/clip/SavageCreativeCamelPeanutButterJellyTime-LcmPrTEdLxyOWotc

10 minute huey kill... 3k earth runes

inferno or quiver first?

>>533797402
is this supposed to be impressive? he is using tbow

>>533798761
based retard

>>533798761
have you done it

king condor is so cringe omg. 50 subs to eat a dog treat get a job unc

>>533797402
now do it without rainbow puke on the floor

>>533799549
how bout you do it at all yt boi

i could do it if i wanted to i just dont want to

FUUCK MY FOOT HUUUUUURTS

its out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY8eGX0D7J0

whens the next defense saga video that was his only good series

my nose has menses

when some goober pms you a question and you type a message but they are world hopping and your message does not get sent
holy smokes dont world hop 10 seconds after asking somebody a question

>>533800930
this is not kettle or bullshape but it will have to do

finally the bis weapon is mine

Quest cape done.
Lumby elite done.
Over 130 days of play time.
Finally forced to use a death bank because of BA.

>>533802502
cringe

Is this legit? Anyone tried this and got his cape?

>>533802649
yep i did and got my cape!

>>533802649
yeah it works great

dont let type as do you cape for you lol

Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ friendly official /osg/ cc!
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>>533798658
Inferno cape is a much more impactful upgrade but quiver is much more cheeseable and easier, so can go either way.

guys dont let type as do you cape for you lol

>>533803096
then why did it take you 80+ attempts

everyone shut up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k

>>533803860
he was beta testing

What else do you guys play? Could use something else while I wait for jagex to make the game easier. Been thinking about wow private servers. No gaym with kernel anticheats.
>>533798658
Inferno is probably more punishing for learners cause it takes more realtime to reach the hard part + quiver is a good item to have in inferno. I'd do the zuk simulator, memorise the hp thresholds so that you have them in your brain for when you reach zuk and grind colo first. Bit of both. Now with delve boss out I'd say it uses a good amount of the same skillset you need for inferno + colo so might do some of that too.

why do bots spam shit like this?

>>533804640
Wait wait wait are you unironically playing jagex osrs instead of ikov's?

those are real players sharing their excitement for playing ikov
its kinda fun ngl

>>533804640
i was gonna ask the same thing, but got too lazy to post

>went to bank
>forgot to swap my 3 dose pots for full ones
its over

>>533804198
i only play osrs but ive been thinking of playing 2004scape on the side

>>533804198
map painting games

anyone can do a 3 combat hcim zuk helm its just a matter of clicking correctly

zuk helm is earlygame

i only do hard content in the early game like before noon because my clicks are the best and my brain works best then

>>533805160
Map painting, as in grand strategy?

>>533806937
yes theyre mouse heavy like runey so its not annoying to alt tab a lot

Be back in 10 or so minutes and back to BA-ing.
If anyone wants to join, come on over.

im not fucking joining a non max ba game retard

>>533808160
WTF

im not joining a ba game with someone who wont tell me if they like pilk or not

theres only 1 hcim with all gm achievements lol this community sucks

is it you?

https://youtu.be/PcNphEksNEQ
Why did he do it?

>>533808997
he relaxed around a black

is it pink does it stink

im the only one who could be a gm hcim if i wanted to but i dont feel like it

>at jagex HQ
>"Theres too many male slayer masters!!!! ITS SEXIST!!!!!!!"
>"what do we even do about that?"
>"oh i know!"
>While Guthix Sleeps
roll credits

>confirmed pink
st0ck
>probably pink
meriipu
red aura uim
despa
>probably brown
midzy
kaitey
>confirmed brown
d333cay
jaycutie

>>533641602
this is not necessarily true
it is only true if the greedy solution is the best solution
which is a bold assumption

>at jagex HQ
>hey ChatGPT make a new boss and put it into the game without testing while I smoke crack

what would you say is the color of my blade

>>533803984
>ready-to-eat slop
>high fructose corn syrup chocolate milk

NGMI

>>533803984
your desk depth is literally the length of my cock how do you live like this bitch

just finished death plateau

bullying jason wtf happened to this place

The Keldagrim area and the quest series reminds me very much of FF7 and the Shinra company

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmuitaNhxKU

>>533812838
i cant believe runescape got chaos dwarves before warhammer did

>>533808997
why does he have no hair?

>>533811931
nice cat
>>533812095
gz

>>533808997
to be fair he waited a bit long to say off

>>533812838
I completely forgot keldagrim existed until you mentioned it just now. New dwarf quests when?

how do I have no memory whatsoever of this quest

rotm was ebic at the time

so like am I the only one who remembers the pipe is already being used and the pirate captain and no fun allowed cc with like the picture of the three guys tied to a wall with a camera watching them for whether they are having fun

i miss dumb ass funny quests

just kissed a frog

did you like it
what did it taste

bloody benchode

WHATS THAT YOU MISCLICKED ONCE? ENJOY THIS 12 HOUR LONG ROCK FALLING ON YOU ANIMATION WHILE THIS DICKHEAD ONE SHOTS YOU FOR FREE

>>533815045
have you tried not misclicking? You have multiple ticks to react at jad. Nowadays many enemies instagib you for one mistake.

uh oh

>>533815045
just use a plugin to pray for you chud

just got my pussy out

do you sell your pussy

New fashionscape acquired

wave 4 treads gives me the ick

i only gz deep delves

how is 1-7 doom compared to like cg or solo yama or inferno i mostly see people talking about 8+

>>533816059
Large gz

>>533816615
just watch a video?

>>533816773
i wanted to see what people think about it not a guide

>>533816993
well most of us haven't done the boss he's too scary or inferno
or cg

>>533817247
he is kind of scary and uncanny looking yeah

OSRS Has Officially Past The All Time Player Count Record Set Dec 2nd, 2024 On A Random Sunday

have fun doing any kind of pvm :)

we dont have 1-7 doom cg or solo yama or inferno in f2p

>>533816059
is level 4 hard can I do this for 174m/h like a turbowhisperer

>>533816993
its harder than CG or at least the getting the boulder and the orb at the same time. Someone i know compared it to waterfowl dance lel.
The car is obnoxious with slam and i feel its comparable to the last 200 hp of red hunleff. that being said tho I dont have anywhere near bis. however if you can just eat your way out of it with regular food

>>533817624
hows the cold sore

you got tricked that wasne me i dont have herpes

yama is f2p actually

>>533817671
it's piss easy until 6

so you dont hate me for my joke

5 is literally harder than 6-7 tho?

no i thought it was funny

>>533817708
hmm i guess i should start learning it then that sounds like about the level of difficulty where i can just about squeak by and i heard the wand thing is pretty good at cox

>>533818187
on a scale where jad is 3 zuk is 7 cg is 9 and vardork is 10 what is 4del

how could you possibly figure that 5 is harder than 6

>>533818428
like a 4 once you've had a few tries

the hardest jad wave is like the one with rangers and mages not the one with 2 mages which is a higher number

>>533818428
Delve adds mechanics as you go, on lvl 4 you dont have to deal with car phase yet and the projectiles come at you pretty slow. You might have to deal with the orb if your dps is bad. If you use elite range void + skull sceptre + dark light + protect items + your ranged weapon, your death costs will be very low so you could just give it a shot.

im going insane theres no way to turn off the ge notification noises how has no one made a plugin for it yet

wdym

ive hd to deal with orb on delve 1 with max gear and bad rng

>>533819560
sure but its much easier on d1 than d8

>>533819009
there is a way to turn off the GE notifications

kind of want to play lotro

>>533819621
i feel the slower attacks on earlier floors makes you build bad patterns that you have to relearn on 7+
bad design

the anon who asked why I bring 8 logs because I log after using 4 logs and do the other 4 logs when I log again the next day

>>533819735
oh shit it still exists?

I log at the house I used the last log on and use the remaining logs in reverse order when i relog

>>533820017
its still getting updates

if a lvl 3 nigga can get a fire/infernal cape then surely you can too

>>533819691
where is it smart guy
inb4 just play ironman

>>533819909
but why the spade

wish i could see a level 3 with a infernal cape

>>533820337
lets not talk about it

>>533815339
doom floor 7 and 8 is fucking retarded
i love swimming in acid to get one fucking grub

>>533820314
dont even have to start using ironman just stop using the GE and start embracing trade scape

>>533820584
Wasnt talking about doom, doom for the most part doesnt oneshot you. (It does if you let the charge complete)

my fat black ahh dying at vanguards

>>533821035
im the guy. i was talking about doom. if you somehow cant tell where a shadow falls because 80% of the floor is acid and a rock falls on you while hes charging you just die

>>533820584
you need to stop using thralls on floor 6 or else everthing is gonna be covered in acid

wheres the fucking slayer update cocky want point point

actualloy crazy how they launched the boss and the acid clearing holy water mechanic is 100% broken. and its been broken and not fixed for 2 weeks.

>>533822054
How is it even supposed to work and what triggers it?

>>533822243
if u kill it during its melee shiled thing its supposed to clear some acid and heal you with the water

>>533822243
I think u gotta kill it during the melee punish.
But its only worked seldom for me and when it does heal or clear acid the area is like 3 tile away from the boss lmao

the boss hasnt even been out 2 weeks

Man do i need to do a bunch of shitass tasks again to get all my slayer points just so i can block on konar kuradel steve krystilla and aya?

>>533821278
Lol I thought you were talking about jad. You know the permanent rocks fall where you were standing when the thing explodes? So time it so that the rocks dont fall on you.

>>533822796
you had weeks of notice

wow zulrah is shit boss design

>>533823775
How's that?

this fucking bird has dodged 6 traps in a row i stg

>>533823872
because i just got hit by 4 40-41 ranged attacks during the mage phase.

just pray range then noob

>>533824027
Such is life.

>>533823036
Man in not doing that shit all over again. Im glad im close to finishing up slayer but i still need the boss drops which suck major ass

>>533824295
>just pray incorrectly to avoid taking damage
that is shit design

omg this newcutie has having a melty about avoidable damage its so cute

t. has never done zulrah

im such a tob slut

every boss should do 0 damage to me and drop everything i want

2nd eye just want cloth

nigga drank that many brews to get to level 10

>>533825286
jesus does it really take 1 hour to beat floor 8?

yeah deep delves arent a joke

Let's see Anonymous 533825548's delve completions.

can I get a gz

dragon slayer softbricks your account for slayer lmfao

lmfao what a retarded wow player enjoy your steel dragon task

>>533825992
Not for long, you are aware of the combined dragon tasks that are coming?

>>533825992
i have dragon hunter wand for those

>>533826051
only for metal dragons

i worked at blizzard for 7 years

I worked at jagex for 20 years

https://youtu.be/FVoBXW15Mhs?si=AurJSyfOlADqvgu5

wow chud raging at jad

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1mgkuql/giving_osrs_a_go/
why are wowfags like this

lol 57 seconds in to the wow chud trying yad

theres no point doing anything in this game until you max combats first at gem crab

we dont have gem crab in f2p

cant wait til we get 50 stackable clues by next year
and then 500
and then infinite

50 beginner clues wow thats like 30 minutes of woodcutting or mining

>>533826412
he's already out of prison for like 3 years why not rehire him

ladies love me when im beasting but nobody comes calling when im leasting

i think the thing that has killed me more than anything else is that the prayer icons arent a square for their row, just the icon is clickable? so if you arent exactly on the fucking thing you just die

was that girl saying ive never done zulrah sorry im really confused and im still thinking about it

gramps cant click a stationary picture lmfaoo time to fire up aimlabs

does aimlabs really help ive never done it

aimlabs is the bot version real ones play kovaaks

you also cant just play random garbage scenarios like piano tiles you need to do shit like voltaic or viscose

sex with nex: yes or no be honest.

yes aimlabs actually help if you do good scenarios that challenge you

rs3 nex: yes
osrs nex: no

i wonder if i need aim practice i misclick sometimes but most of my big fuckups are from getting the timing off or the ol noggin going blank

its worth doing even if you think youre pretty good, your accuracy will go up a ton with like a month of aim training
they have benchmarks/breakpoints to see where youre at and how you are progressing too

sex with d3ks: yes or no be honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edFVrqW6T14
minimum level of skill needed to pvm in osrs 2025

Nex looks like THAT?

pasu isnt that bad its mostly pattern recognition some of the tracking ones are demonic though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OukKCwGdy8

>>533830991
a month of what, like an hour a day? i do typing training and thats nice because its like 5-10 minutes

yeah, or running through a full playlist, most of them are set up to do like 16 scens 4 times each, just dont push yourself to fatigue too much more or less

you dont need tracking in osrs tho

What is the minimum dps required to do jad reasonably? Would 1dps be enough? ( A little over 4 minutes to 100-0 it)

i found it useful in lms but yeah tracking isnt super useful outside of that, the target switching ones and accuracy ones are though

https://streamable.com/fto4ew
why does nex sound like a troon
mod north L

>>533829486
kek

Chat, these new players are causing massive lag :/

>>533827853
Hes a diddler but you cant say things like that in the yoo kay

>i'll take the basement room
lol i get it

>>533834382
Tell the redditards how 20% of them are bots and they start sperging out lmao

>>533834737
80%

*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP*

as a gay man I love the gem crab

you'll let me leech 5000 cm cox for my tile locked ironwoman right? im just a girll......

weird im a gay man and i love men

>>533835518

Is shooting kree with my bowfa any good off task or is that one of those things where it is technically doable but it makes you wanna kill yourself?

>>533834737
proof?

>>533837987
kree is only not awful on task with a shadow

guys

>big d owner
i want to see

>>533834737
20%???
very generous. Id say 20% alts, 40% bots

i only have 7 accounts logged in but i usually have 9 so i think its quite remarkable that we have another all time record and my alts arent even all online

>>533838069
Crap, I need an armadyl hilt so I can finish my collection of dumb swords but I don't have a shadow. It seems toa is becoming the answer to all the garbage I want.

>>533839823
im also at this point, fuck toa

>>533839929
I think I'm fine at toa if I just learn skull skipping because skulls are really the only thing that ever kill me at this point. The rest of the raid is no longer that miserable since the changes if you ask me though.

>>533840164
i havent been able to get myself to try since the changes. no reason not to with the fang-lite gem they added i guess

which npcs would give the best sex in game?

d3ks

>>533842179
wtf where is this?
also kys for censoring

>>533842179
Hey gz bud

>>533842179
'z

>2kc

>>533842458
>>533842359
>>533842334
ty

another one down :3

https://youtu.be/1yIcUg5FyIs

>>533842739
Busting out a large gz for this one

>>533842739
nice, how hard are they in terms of delve level

do you think crispor will come back for sailing

>>533842739
did you have rigour

died on wave 10 twice cause of ab spawns how do i defeat them

just.....stand on the a or b tile.....

>>533843626
ok then they both attack me

what video games do you girls play outside of runey

its up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj0qZR1e4qI

>>533843756
this is why no one respects trans "people"
all they do is latch onto popular media and say "x for trans!!!!"
like shut the fuck up you tranny retard

well hello there old friend. I had forgotten about you!

>>533843706
oh yeah after you stand on the tile you need to flick tick perfectly or you die

>>533843756
replace bloodborne with elden ring

your makeing me eepy

>>533844467
what do either of those games have to do with trans

osrs has a near 96% trans population according to mod arcane

arcane is the champion of being wrong so

good point its more like 99.96%

>>533843515
>did you have rigour
yes
>>533843347
>nice, how hard are they in terms of delve level
Everything in inferno is mechanically easier than level 8 delve, but since you've spent 60-70 minutes getting to zuk and maybe even longer turael skipping for a task the nerves and mental aspect is way worse.

And then shit like this happens where its 70 minutes down the drain to WoW refugees terrorizing every world

I am very much looking forward to colo where runs are more like 25 minutes and theres no stupid slayer tasks

when you do colo reinforcements dont take myopia over one and you can just shoot the bees with a ranged wep during sol

>>533845625
missed file

if i were a wow refugee would you let me terrorize your home world or would you kick me to the curb

>>533844539
elden ring is plagued with trannies

I actually think all of gaming is plagued with trannies. Gaming is a trans hobby

Anyone want some concentrated blacklips liquor? Making some right now

HRT to gamers is what crack was to black communities

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4clan is your /osg/ clan chat for all

>>533842739
impressive.. very impressive. i on the other hand have just completed a set of hueycoatl hide armour

>>533846414
based on my experiences in there, accurate

>>533846414
im interested.....are babyfurs welcome?

>>533846584
absolutely

unc goofy ahh and unc corny ahh

>>533846539
If you don't like tyrannical mods, rampant pedophilia and scat fetishists you should join OSG! OSG is the cc for true /osg/ posters and runescape players!

>>533846738
can you record a vocaroo of this

>>533846868
Idk that weirdo Boys Kissing is from osg though isn't he

>>533846475
yeah well im not an iron and you probably are so

>>533847032
She's one of the most important and well respected posters here

join holoscapers if you have interests in the vtuber company hololive and play osrs

when will this suffering end?

>>533847454
1 out of ever 20 ironmen will go over 2k dry

I hate this purity spiral. Yes, new bosses are hard. Yes, its completely absurd to be asked to grind a boss for a half hour that can stack you out instantly to get to level 8 to have a 1/500 chance of dropping a glove that gives one max hit to one style.

arent people clearing 1-8 in 10 mins..

Yes mister 533848048, they are

>>533844539
hi thanks for your question agp trangender is correlated with autism spectrum and high iq so we are less likely to enjoy slop hope this helps

This game is fucking unplayable now. I just lost my fucking god sword while doing a clue scroll.

i dont think you did i think you just wanted an excuse to post your gay frog meme again

do any of you take drugs while you play osrs runey

>>533848982
i am drunk and playing runey like 4 days a week

crazy

well of late ive been partaking in ganja while playing osrs runey but ive noticed an increase in negative karma so i intend to wind that back

weed makes me anxious and hyperfixate on how bad the current state of my life is i cant fw it anymore

my god the wiki is useless for raids

>>533849347
ill teach you raids what raid are you trying to learn :)

>>533849347
XD NIGGER

it does that to me too but anxiety and hyperfixation can be useful tools that you can use to leverage a positive change in your life

i must have bad karma which is why i dont get the drop and im unemployable

>>533849423
It is possible to avoid the shockwave, but this is not feasible and should be avoided for the sake of completion. If the player is looking for the maximum points per raid, they can skull skip, which involves ignoring the mechanic (mostly or completely). Since the shockwave is avoidable, standing sufficiently far enough from the centre and running towards the middle shortly after the explosion will avoid the damage completely. The damage the Warden would have taken from properly clearing the mechanic would not occur, and the player can take advantage of the extra health to get more points. However, this is only feasible on a sufficiently high raid level (at least 400+) and requires good gear, as this will set back times.
so i shouldnt skull skip until 400s?

I need slop to finish my hydra grind

0-4 i use ub*r ea*s
5-9 i go and pick it up myself (risk of getting in a car crash)

im a fat gay retard with a tiny phismotic micropenis and an addiction to pornogrophy

they should make a simple english osrs wiki for the girls

Chat remember to vote for East Asia servers so we can get more Vtubers playing OSRS.
:3c

>>533849681
skull skip on literally every solo raid you do (when insanity is on) its literally easier than actually doing the mechanic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkvXFyP4C_U

the wiki is at best misguiding and at worst completely wrong when it comes to anything that isnt entry level pvm the unfortunate truth is you have to watch yt guides or join pvm discord to learn whats actually meta

why do the guides have to be white

Why is it white

>>533850235
whats wrong with the wiki guides

>>533850372
they lack critical information

did d3ks really get raped

>>533850372
wiki assumes you are max stats and have 7b max gear set up for low level bosses or quests and don't include basic info on how to do anything. They'll say talk to X and do Y but not say where and its like 5 extra steps to find or get to them

POST DOING
POST LISTENING

the wiki doesnt even say to bring brews to zalcano

>>533850834
doing:
mining shit nigga
listening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTbaFemAR_I

>>533851113
cmon there is zero chance this is not shenny

>>533850587
The information the wiki has on this game is absurdly extensive and if you cannot do the tiny bit of thinking that it doesn't do for you yourself you are frankly retarded. You understand you can click the names of npcs in the guide to see exactly where they are with a world map as frame of reference down to the tile, right?

>>533849890
waito piggu game

>>533850587
what are you talking about the wiki gives a dozen gear piece alternatives

can a n'wah get a butterfly pack jagex

>>533851231
you're a genuine retard nigga
haha i have 20k hours of game knowledge if u dont know then you're retarded
u don't know this thing i learned with 20k hours of gameplay?

>>533851348
yeah it's bring 3b item or 2b item or 1b item or 500m item

>>533850339
i hate whites

>>533851231
fwiw im not the retard that can't locate npcs. but there should be a section dedicated to p3/p4 with a screenshot indicating where to stand, how many boulders to dodge depending on path level, mentioning that standing on the back row lets you react in time, on back rowing before the start of p4 to get an extra hit in if youre ranging, on BGSing p4, and information on how to correctly dodge lightning something vital for last rowing

but instead its just word salad advising not to skull skip at all despite it being easier

>>533851495
It doesn't take 20k hours of game knowledge to use a map you inbred mongoloid. You do realize that non bis weapons still deal damage by the way?

>>533851732
Fair enough, I only use wiki pvm guides for gear recommendations. A succinct video showcasing the mechanics of a fight will always trump the must detailed written guide.

sex with st0ck

sunfire splinters are so annoying to stack up without colo

labubu chungus

can i get a qrd on He deserved it, didn't he?

hi osg

we did that the other week

she wants to humiliate us agaim

>>533854396
max delve level: 13

>>533854396
im still young

Does it make sense to sell my tbow to buy a zcb just to farm delve? I lose about .9 dps going to a scorching bow, but gain ~110 damage a floor

>>533855082
who cares bondie just buy a bond

>>533854396
doesnt everyone play in a team sport in school PE?

>>533854396
i die at zulrah

>>533855082
no

im a girl but im half incel on my gay side so it makes the bingo complicated i dont think its worth filling out

>>533855591
what does that even mean

figure it out

>>533856040
hes a trans freak

i dont need to fill out that bingo to know im a hopeless loser

is weekend over in burgerland?
can i do wildy content again without being molested by losers in mystic?

>>533854396
Am I cooked?

>>533856548
>3 binfos
you do not belong on this site

>>533856758
truthfully /osg/ is the only place i post because i just became obsessed with runescape again, otherwise i'm just trying to start up my own business.

>>533795109
vork and yama can both hit 121 with special attacks.

why do the cryptonormals come here to brag

>>533856548
>>533855398
>>533854827
I'm going to have to ask you to leave this thread

>>533857157
if you get hit 121 then that means your hp is below 121 idiot

>>533854396
My last birthday party when I was 8 and only 3 people came, does this count?

>>533858016
you are 8 years old?

>>533855591
are you the eel girl

you can really tell the WoW crowd has migrated to this game with these posts

yeah sooo many ugly posts

i feel that men who talk to women shouldn't be allowed or tolerated in /osg/

>>533858217
no are you?

>>533858178
32

>>533858343
unc its time you migrate to incel forums

i dont understand why straight type bs like to pretend to be gay and pretend to have disabilities being marginalised actually sucks

>>533858428
you understand that 60% of white men under 35 haven't had sex in the last year and 45% have never had sex right? you are the new minority. we are the majority.

what if osg had like a muslim call to prayer but its a call to talk about the game

even the most autistic runey players get laid i think its you who should leave

im half straight

if you dont talk to girls then why are you in a girl thread

:o

>>533858952
idgi

>>533858952
im reporting this to gnomemonkey you need acb AT LEAST for nex not FUCKING BOWFA

FCU YOU

>>533859025
me neither

2 of my ranarrs died...

i guess you ranarrt of luck

uuuuuu im a cute lil femboy catching my cute lil butterflies ^.^

can someone explain it to me

im a pretty funny guy, check this out
gnome child.... dank memes!
73

ranarrt sounds kind of like ran out

the huey coat has dropped me 40 ranarr seeds now thats prayer

lot of intel coming in that rushing 200m hunter with rumours is the best way to setup an iron for the endgame

i daresay im the uncle ruckus of osg

>>533859528
st0ck?

i think they call that unintel >>533860508

did everyone watch katseye today

i dont know what that is

i think theyre that brown plant that looks like a hotdog in swamps

omg i love hopping 50 worlds to find an open wildy boss

my hotdog needs a bun

just kill whoever's there already and then the boss will be open stupid

drop a rune pick on the ground and the bot will off to get the loot

yeah let me just get a rune pick from my farming patch since they grow on trees and give them away for free to bots

im gay

im dropping esoteric game on this bitch for free and shes whining about a 30k alchable the boss itself drops

john dad is really chill

just got kicked from the 4clan cc for saying im not an ally

why no blood sacks

i never got any chasm of fire

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ive been watching shark tank for 10 hours straight now

i hate it when the entrana monks yell at me for having a cape on i hate it i hate it dont yell at me

>>533863354
you sound cute???????

those monks are bitches i would beat the shit out of all of them if i could

>>533863543
i am yeah thanks for asking

>>533863701
proof

check the pudding

hey can we unban my friend jaycutie from 4clan idk why she was banned in the first place

>>533845816
how do i beat the waves?

s3ks

wow player here btw

you just clench your fist and punch her

Do dropped items not dissapear after 3 mins anymore? I dropped some burnt fish and logged out and then logged back in 20 mins later and they were still there

i love cheater plugins

>>533864916
yeah they had to make it so the timer doesn't tick down when you log out so "Ultimate" Ironmen can bank by making a bunch of death piles
such a good game mode

pizza and some coca cola with runey tonight

death pile is a diffeent thing with a longer timer

Made some more blacklips liquor, homoized this time

was at the beach (sailing reference) yesterday and there were many women in revealing clothing i felt like an indian

mixology is so boring why is jagex incapable of making fun minigames now

Why did you feel like an Indian were there rotting corpses in the water and people stirring sauce pans with their hands?

there are no fun minigames

i like temepross

for me i wear uv protective long sleeves the beach and a huge hat

The ffxiv jumping minigame is a pretty fun

for me i holiday in australia and dont learn how to swim then go to bondi beach and drown

i usually wear a bikini at the beach and some slides and like a pair of shorts to walk to and from the beach

no it was because i was staring at theyr ass and titties

Do you wear the bikini top or do you wear the bottom

i like staying pale and also the beaches near me are always cold so that could never be me but good for you

slides look like mole slipers without the moles for the americans itt

can someone help me with this farming question?

You are visiting a farm that has a single row of fruit trees arranged from left to right. The trees are represented by an integer array fruits where fruits[i] is the type of fruit the ith tree produces.

You want to collect as much fruit as possible. However, the owner has some strict rules that you must follow:

You only have two baskets, and each basket can only hold a single type of fruit. There is no limit on the amount of fruit each basket can hold.
Starting from any tree of your choice, you must pick exactly one fruit from every tree (including the start tree) while moving to the right. The picked fruits must fit in one of your baskets.
Once you reach a tree with fruit that cannot fit in your baskets, you must stop.
Given the integer array fruits, return the maximum number of fruits you can pick.

what do you mean theyre always cold

i dont go to the beach because im a fucking loser great now im crying

why the fuck doess catheryby teleport take 3 law runes and 87 magic this is fucking bullshit

just buy tablets wtf is your problem

im also an ugly incel freak but i was in a car with my friends and they were like we should go to the beach in my head i was like hell naaah bro but irl i said ok sure not like i was the driver so i didnt really have a choice either way

you can just use one law rune and run from camelot its pretty quick

oh my god oh my god oh my god i didnt practicwe this quesetion and my anxiolytic drug isnt working im going to fail and their going to hire patel its freakign over

the beach that makes you cold

The Crash Out Heard 'Round The Gorl World

i mean the highest temperatures are like 65 degrees and its usually cloudy or foggy

how am i going to run from camelot wheen i'm oon the astral spellbook you fuckcing stupid bitch i hate you io hate you i hate you i hate you

you can run anywhere no matter what the spellbook thats what they dont tell you

omg im such an incel my multitude of friends practically had to force me to go to the beach party and flirt with the opposite sex

lets not go to camelot it is a silly place

lmfao some retard waited 90 seconds for me to log back in but i teleported away before he could hit what a little bitch

>>533867159
it doesnt say how many different types of fruit there are or if the trees produce different types of fruit from each other there could be only one type of fruit on every single tree even so the maximum number of fruits you can pick is i with the assumption that there are at most two different types of fruit produced by the trees in the array and if thats not true then youd pick less but the maximum is i because you can only pcik one per tree and theres i trees. did i get the job

camelot? id rather teleport to cameltoe am i right fellow straight fellas

camelot? i sure hope he did

@hairy bitch do you use girl deodorant or boy deodorant

the big ones scare me

@grok i dont get it explain the joke

am i supposed to ignore the triple potions in mixology even if im not doing the spam turn in method or whatever its called

my deodorant is gender neutral

Camelot? King Arthur is actually a racist bigot and that whole chud fairytale land needs to be removed from the game

i saw a question about if enbys use boy or girl deodorant and im asking the only enby I know @hairybitch

yeah triples are bad

dont say enby thats an ick

i dont fw nugu groups so i agree theyre bad

how difficult is mokha compared to other bosses?
is it more difficult than cg?

i didnt flirt with them i just looked at them and thought about how i hate my life because they are so pretty and im an ugly freak

>>533868045
alos didnt he get cucked by lancelot idk why you would put a NTR storyline in your legends british ppl are messed up

what would you prefer then anthony theythemanato

does anyone remember when shenny used to go to the beach all the time im getting vibes

whos anthony

a lot of the arthur legend comes sfrom the french actually even if the core of it is british

hasan says enby and he dated an enby so its fine

just got level 71 farming

not a fan of moka because this is a bunnies general

icks are personal

is there a single youtube who actually plays UIM properly (never dying + only invent no death piles/storage)

hasan is like if papamichael were hot and rich

bretons arent french theyre celtic and britain has more claim to celtic legend than the mainland so fuck you

its not fine its an infantile and stupid word

did anyone ever see papamichaels face just curious

the chivalrous knights and lancelot stuff was added by de troyes

when is the king arthur cuck quest being added

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucI3IpuM-NQ

why do you keep posting that gay song with her pictures

does it make me a misogynist if all the osg girls annoy the carp out of me

i wish i had a husband which was like a rooster sprinting to me every morning

is that something roosters do

i think it's supposed to be infantile like boys girls and enbys

Diaper check! Have you changed today osg?

that gay song is not available in my country

no

d3k the typa gal to be a vanillamace fan

>>533864916
untradeable items operate on their own despawn timer i think its still 3 minutes but itll persist if you hop worlds / log out

its a thousand yous and one of me

How hard is awakened Tardorvis? I only got about a dozen orbs to blow since im about to greenlog the boss

i get a thousand yous every day

The Amazing History of Old School RuneScape

you girls are really pissing me off tonight

they pmo 24/7 personally

even me

was it something i said

my bf is dumping in me while i watch vsauce

why what did i do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFGkcgZdJwM

>Savix just reacts to videos for 2+ hours a day then reposts the reaction to the video for youtube money
huh smart

>>533870120
basically every 'youtuber" these days is just unedited twitch vods of them reacting to reactions

hey vsauce papamichael here lol

im pmoing rn

youtube is supposed to be demonetizing all of that content or something

can you even called your'reself a "dad" or a "papa" if you dont have a costco membership

am i dumb i clicked the range pray after the mager attacked and i still got hit though they were offtick

i call my dad pops

being freaking annoying is actually a plus if you have a hot toon

>>533870576
yeah for a week then it wears off

we aint marrying these hoes lol

can i still post on osg if im practicing wonyoungism

i have a costco executive membership if anyone freaking cares

vackra ängar fina land fylld av längtan ständig väntan

your a long way from home fremennik

dj billybool

i dont care and frankly im sick of your conspicuous consumption

>>533871128
this gave me chills

does d3k hate us now

is eel girl plump

my dick is plump

great question

no she was just talking to us read between the lines

>>533871417
unfortunately yes

i cant read between the lines im autistic

she doesnt hate us shes right here >>533871178

i hate d3k for breaking eel girls heart every day

what does dj billybool have to do with anything i was replying to someone elses lyric post

im still hoping for the d3kasmr though, soft whispers, mouth sounds, sksksk and maybe some inaudible whispers in the end

if you can hear the whispers arent they audible

Def done.
3 more roles to go.

she doesnt have a soft kind asmr voice

in the asmr community we call whispers that you cant understand inaudible

papamichael the typa nigga to never change his sheets

Smol Heredit follows a different pathing algorithm than other pets. Rather than move diagonally first to move towards the player, Smol Heredit will prefer moving in cardinal directions, assuming both choices reach their destination in the same amount of time.

stupid bugged pet

how did bro lose 50lbs in 4 months

why does he look like a numale cuck

ozempic>>533872030

reading a doujin that was tagged ryona and it's only some light spanking that lasted 1 page I'm so fucking mad

ozempic is like varlamore if u think about it

>>533870547
HELP PLS

idk why are you asking me

i just want d3k to call me a good boy and maybe do a little countdown

puppygirl for my iron

>>533872224
did videl give you this fetish

i've been at the crab for the past week, this shit sucks

do we stan saja boys or huntrx in osg

bandos design is peak runescape

andrew gower W

hey i got a dragonhunter wand where is this good

dragons mate

dragons

i got a weird error so i freaked out and changed my email and password but i think it was just jagex servers being shit that was fun

pakistan #1

what about hunter then

why is this game suddenly popular

>today we're gonna look like a tranny because i forgot my mage cape
based nightmareRH. youtube was so much more bvsed back then.

>>533872224
for me its chibikko bitch xy

chokobo like in final fantasy?

wish i didnt have to share a thread with weirdo gooners :/

im an ironman and trans girls make my zenis spec

am i allowed in your ideal thread if im just a weirdo not a gooner

and im just a gooner and not a weirdo

yes

you cant be a normal gooner

lol imagine being on call together while playing runey haha
couldn't be me

Inferno cape done with parsec is only $60 so is there any reason why I shouldn't buy it?

if you hate fun sure

>>533873952
what the hell are you doing here lol

simping for d3k

wish i had a cute girl cheering me on while i do inferno

>>533874092
permacheeser mentality

only had 2 mantis on wave 11 and i planked fuck i'm shaking

i read d3k as dick so you're simping for the z-z-zenis

weirdo gooner and illiterate thats sad

if only sounds like dick if youre a dumb stupid kiwi

what if shes a 10 but shes a weirdo gooner but she has 99rc but she talks about streamers

lmfao get rekt nut bladder

dick of cahds

>>533874538
lol

>>533874545
hi

sick society we live in
mod north must change this for chaserhelms like myself

>>533874858
me on the left

>>533874858
don't you dare take effaycglfit lore and turn it into you lgbtq shit!!!!

i keep shitting myself..

no more taking massive jaytroonies cause he's dead, sad.

the internet has done an immeasurable amount of damage to mankind

>>533875767
he posted last thread

hes not dead he just went to the great shooting star mine in the sky

>>533875769
s3ks with her

I can only afford virtus robes but want ancestral, is it time to swipe mom's credit card?

i ran out of toilet paper and ofc today is the day i get the shits. lost 3 tshirts and 4 pairs of socks to emergency wiping

>>533876056
just hop in the shower after you shit?

when i was a f2p chad back in my elementary years all i cared about was seeing my attack numbers go higher and i always trained with rune 2h

and my hoe got talent right? whole squad ran through that shit, YIKES

i miss meriipu

after the 3rd shower i got tired of drying myself

i love petite women

What to do with venator bow after I hit 99 ranged in nmz? Sell it or is it useful for anything else than ranged afk training?

weird how you start thinking of meriipu when the topic of showers comes up

this is an iron thread

bro nmzed ranged

i am an iron i am an iron i am

>>533876807
fast and super cheap with venator bow.

>>533876467
no its nice for slayer and whisperer

shouldnt it be saunas that make you think of meriipu

meriipu smells like peaches and cream

is meriipu really a girl

its actually not fast or cheap because there are a million pieces of content where ranged xp is zero time and you make a lot of money

peaches as in peach being an emoji for ass and cream as in a stale cream pie (the sexual kind)

why is it stale

because xir doesnt wash ximselves

can we have cream pie in the cooking expansion like banana cream pie or chocolate or will the pervs ruin it

give it up boxee were not getting a cooking expansion

meriipu looks like diddeboy

streets dont know boxee anymore

wts inferno run for joi audio of u

mod ayiza told me in dms theyre taking notes on our cooking ideas so

>>533876567
i think about her 80% of the time

need someone to think about me even 40% of the time

why is the chive so shit its impossible to search 90% of the results are shitty copypasta spam

anyone watching the nfl this year?

no im a girl why would i watch that

i dont care about niggerball

girls are experts at pretending to like football so they can have an excuse to have parties you must not be a good girl

trannysaures rexes love the nfl and taylor swift tho

my future wife is posting here

f1 is the only sport girls are allowed to watch sorry i dont make the rules

do you do the pledge of allegiance before lms tournaments

thats not the chive being shit thats 4chan being shit its not the chives fault people post coal here

we dont have f1 in 60% keyboards

do you clap when the boat arrives in karamja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7maf1waDGo

theres a plugin that lets you use regular number keys

the girls here are loan wolves they dont go to parties

What is it about drug takers that makes 65% of their posts be about drugs

i went to a super bowl party a few years ago but i didnt really pay attention to the ball

the last good f1 race was brazil last year so i dont even watch that now

wanna makeout while everyone else is watching ball game

im in a staggering amount of debt to midzy

Zamn amascut looks like that?

ok can someone help me find the midzy copypasta about they say the eyes are the windows to the soul or something

how does a boss throw a melee attack

can someone ask midzy why yuna keeps wearing those embarrassing hip pads

it throws a sword at you. thats melee. swords are melee. this should be obvious.

>>533878981
need pussy pussy

whys it called throwing a punch when your fist doesnt detach from you're wrist ray man style

if your fist detached then it would be called throwing a fist not throwing a punch

>>533879031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5PKxglj88

youre correct they should rename the prayers to blunt pierce and magic to be more consistent

what if the magic conjures a sword that pierces you

*burp* morty

>>533879325
its probably based on that but its not that

it would already be blocked by magic idiot but maybe it could be half blocked by pierce

what if the prayer names are blunt pierce and arcane that way we can block mod arcanes shitty bosses

i dont know what mods made what content because im not a parasocial sperg

oh and they should add a 4th prayer for slash

no thats because you just click redwood trees have been for the last 7 years and dont engage in content

i would argue that when you get slashed you get pierced. a slash would pierce the skin. also im doing content rn im doing the fremennik trials you slut

its called a rocket punch did you even play paper mario the thousand year old door

oh yeah look at all these fucking digsite pendants i'm gonna house those birds so fucking hard

almost 300 cox kc with no rigour im going to fuckging ogiornaeiogrnieanio[g rinmojg[r eaiojngarediojmnikojmln

after 12 years of playing this game you have finally made it to 2004 content maybe after another 60 youll finally make it to mod arcanes shit content cant wait youre going to love it

noo dont ogiornaeiogrnieanio[g rinmojg[r eaiojngarediojmnikojmln youre so sexy aha

>>533879936
It literally says it on the wiki for 90% of shit

who tf is james b

osrs has the best musi.......ACK ACKA AACCKKKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-MEKwXFF-s

in those days they forced interns to make quests its kinda fucked up

basically my point is that i would never read that section of the wiki or care because it has literally no bearing on my life what jagex employee did what. i just couldnt imagine caring

if you look at the wiki for quests you're a fucking loser virgin who can't have fun doing anything so girls can't have fun with him either

the only james im familiar with is hurley

doing some gotr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4qsjmLxhow

basically my point is youll care when you finally start playing the game

>>533879936
if its annoying and tedious to fight and drops nothing outside of the 1/5k uniques, you know youre enjoying a mod arcane kino

Um i use the quest helper instead of the wiki actrually

i fuckig hate that guy.... >>533880572

guzuman the wiki memorizer

i'm at 302 quest points and i could not name a single mod off the top of my head

guzuman i'm feelin uncomfyyy

holy smokes 302 a qps youve almost beat the game to log out again

he spent 12 hours solving the mep2 puzzle i freaking kneel

add hatch chiles to cooking expansion

they should add a family annihilation quest to capitalize on the true crime zeitgeist

add buldak 2x spicy to the cooking expansion

it took him around 3 hours or something because he was trying to solve an impossible puzzle for 10 hours

>>533880628
I love nightmare and nex tho
I like going 10k kc dry

he's just trying to make it look like he didn't study the wiki night before also he did it for the subs

is rsn katiey here

People actually do the mep2 puzzle blind
Man and i felt retarded by the egg puzzle

how come some people have the black quiver and the weird looking anguish and 2005 herb models

got a pink boater from my clue. it matches my outfit. feeling cuter than ever.

guzu streams
>aboba guys no spoil
>takes 1 damage NOPPEEE IM OUT OF THERE
>watches 4 hours of settled
>checks chat for reactions to see if he is correct

Have they announced when they are releasing the sex minigame yet

>>533881671
literally all of those suck or caused problems

>>533881671
>Yama
I bet he came up with the contract bullshit

>>533881719
you sound like an expert maybe you can discuss this in his discord instead

sorry i cant look at your image as my wife has that haircut and it would be improper to look at another woman with her same haircut

>>533881786
what's wrong with mahogany homes

>>533881876
its boring

>>533881671
the only W on that list is mapogany homes and the leagues stuff

>>533881981
kill yourself

>>533881705
why is the filename of your webm my rsn

who wants to be my rsgf and make a pure with me and go on pking dates together

the problems caused being autists slapping their heads in rage at their routines being challenged

I'd do the mep2 puzzle blind if it was a puzzle box type thing and not something that requires a minute of running between each piece placement. It's the worst puzzle concept in existence

>>533881705
when a girl tries to pk :3

>>533882056
what quests did you do for prayer xp

>all the clue items used to be 100k in 07 because kids were too retarded to do the puzzle boxes

>>533882095
the running around is not that bad
the worst part is the aggro enemies that drain your ppots

>>533881981
so is sex with your dead fish mother but i still do what has to be done

i need quest helper for cooks assistant and thats ok

>>533882059
whats your rsn im really scared so i dont want to risk much youll have to protect me

the fact is septics didnt grow up on crystal maze and fort boyard like british kids so they dont have the logical facilities to complete puzzles like mep2

i grew up on neopets

well i did the water temple when i was 9 and had no problems with it so i could probably do that quest too

>gave up when I got to 5000 with the 1/5000 droprate
>surely I will get it soon with 1/3000

mahogany homes is awful content because of the two tick stalls and random npc locations
pn is great
toa sucks but its much better now
muspah is good
dt2 is great
nex and araxxor meh
yama is great aside from the contracts

no pvm encounter should take longer than 5 minutes and raids shouldnt take any longer than 15

>>533883145
>>533800661

you younguns wouldn't get through a single quest back in MY day, we didn't have your fancy quest helper
*unzips runehq*

if it's okay for a fight to take 5 minutes then it should be okay for a raid with six fights to take 30 minutes + travel time

when i raid with my rsso it usually takes like 20-30 mins

runescape sex offender?

I have never used the quest helper plugin

runescape significant other obviously are you new

i hate herb and tree and birdhouse runs!!!!

>black defender
>No white defender
Jagex...

no content has had the flow state calm (theorywiseos) since gotr

yeah I was pretty surprised that the black defender was better than the jew defender

Id rather have runespan, maybe wowbros might disrupt the polls enough to make it happen

>>533883941
ahem leagues

I want to suck big black D(efender)

i wish i had an old school runescape significant other

in fact bring back leagues this year

leagues suck and only private server noobs enjoy them

if you arent already maxed or a seasonal player youre retarded if you play leagues

what if your maxed and retarded

I am about to be minimaxxed

>>533884478
who is that in the picture

>>533884681
idk I stole it from another anon

what if you're not seasonal but youre only occasionally a player and you aren't sure if you are maxed

she looks like heather mason

i want to fight post quest vorkath so i can get his head for ava's assembler but the wiki says i need 85 ranged and my ranged is only 81

bro the wiki is just a suggestion, you should be able to do vorkath at 95 range

>>533883746
nigga what you talking about your mom?

just got raped

jagex should add a message that pops up when you try to do any boss or quest that warns you to get max melees at gem crab first

>>533885156
vocaroo?

>leave for weekend
>come back
>doom lobby empty on multiple worlds
literally no one wants to do this dogshit boss, how do you release something this bad?

why are you hopping around doom lobbies kid

it looks empty because they're all delving idiot

delving in your ass lmao

>>518516381

she has that disease /v/ has where they look at steam charts about games instead of playing them

>>533885380
Its late on a sunday night the wagies are eepin

>Want to do RFD for barrows gloves
>No friends
>Make an alt and complete shield of arrav
>Now I have to do Heroes quest
>Still no friends
>Forced to use granite gloves forever
Who the fuck designed these shit quests?

why do you keep posting that greened text

>>533885751
WTF

level up that alt and have it do heroes quest too dumbass

im delving and unemployable

Warning new people about this shit game and shit quests. Because now I'm stuck at heroes quest forever and forced to use granite gloves.

i thought you could cheese heroes quest

>>533885573
lobby had people chill there for the past week and a half

back in the day i found my partner for heroes quest in the osg cc
shame we don't have a cc these days that isn't led by lunatic schizos who ban people for no reason

new
>>533886283
>>533886283
>>533886283

>>533885380
maybe nobody is in the lobby because people stopped dying to it