WEAVERS INVICTI edition

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>>532678867

>>533824224 (OP)
Where did you find this picture of me

>>533824224 (OP)
>Frozen just stealing a table

>>533824224 (OP)
Good battle guys

El gallo negro guy is dodgy as shit

ggs lads but my god i played sooo bad i had to flag 1600s in losing positions and i got my ass reamed by the gm although that one was to be expected

>>533824224 (OP)
Hell yeah I made the cut for the battle photo. Good job today big lads, I’ll be able to play next Sunday (not that I am needed but it’s fun nonetheless)

>>533824224 (OP)
Finally caught Catmixer.

>>533824224 (OP)
lol at superpooer running off with the candlestick holder

That one jew reamed me 3 times but I managed to gape him once

>>533825879
Yeah, he might be another sandbagger, though subtle about it. He was 2300 in blitz at one time.

Good games today everyone. We did well.

Next thread pic

Come play in the Liga and we'll add you to the pic right next to FamousFuckingLegend superpooer2023

I played pretty meh today but there was no massive collapse or loss of rating, and we were promoted, so I'm satisfied

>>533830704
nice

>>533826303
kek

>>533830704
how did you know I look like that?

>>533830704
I feel like someone named superpooer should have been Anand.

How deep is 1.e4 Is A Blunder on the chess iceberg?

>>533839161
level 2 at best

>>533827364
nice infiltration and win

>>533839161
Has anyone else besides madman Breyer ("after 1.e4, white's game may be in its last throes" ) seriously claimed 1.e4 as being a blunder?
I know Tartakower mentioned it, but he never made a serious claim in his life.

>>533839940
>needs a source of authority to confirm his beliefs
are you a woman or something?

gj ligabros

They didn't even bother to show up.

>>533810191
>Have you ever been /fit/ in your life?
>Have you ever had a meaningful long term relationship? Of course not.
yes to both, retard
i mean, makes perfect sense this reduced down to you larping about being a chad sexhaver, because that is quite literally the only tangible benefit to working out to a "/fit/" level, brainwashing yourself into thinking it's ok to proselytize about your routine online and why it makes you "a thousand times better" than others
if you want to have sex with retarded surface level instagram normies, yes, go ahead and work out every day and eat hard boiled eggs every morning. i will pass. and i will still have sex. and you will seethe about it, apparently

>>533845506
Fucking niggers in the ass isn't sex btw

>>533845506
>still malding several hours later even into a new thread
theres only one person seething here and its not me. Continue to be an un/fit/ >30 year old virgin if you want, clearly you've got it all figured out

>>533849956
Not the same person, idk who he is or why he’s replying to that. I am the OG 30+ year old virgin and I didn’t make that post.

>>533850916
Very well. Must be some instance of the upper plane of astral autism. Someone wandered into the thread and read a post that he felt directly threatened by. Many such cases

I think i need to unteach my brain about "phases" and playing the game with like a chronological feeling and instead analyze all positions like puzzles.
Because istg it is so often that in the middlegame have a +5 advantage due to pressure on the opposing king and i don't put it to use, and in endgames that i overcommit and try to "finish the game" instead of playing through the position

>>533849274
>Fucking niggers
never have, never will
>theres only one person seething here and its not me
this is a lie, but we've already established you like to lie to yourself so nothing new there

>>533851216
You were replying to two different anons in that post, one of whom was most likely the lower-case poster who just responded. The typing styles match up completely if you actually look at the posts you were replying to

>>533856014
That’s what he just acknowledged in the post you’re replying to.

>>533856014
>sometimes write all in lowercase no punctuation
>Sometimes capitalize and punctuate to throw them off my scent.
I am Legion, for we are many.

https://lichess.org/training/6bkjQ
sharing because i am proud to have solved it in about 5-10 seconds

See you guys next weekend

>>533856479
Maybe, but this post was where lowercase-anon entered the conversation, and it's a pretty normal response to the original boasting post desu >>533808998

>>533859335
See? I told you fucking idiots that mothrider was catmixer.

>>533843241
kek such frauds

unreal since when is the timer for claiming free wins this long?

>>533863683
In my experience it seems like it varies. Like people who leave often have a shorter grace period to come back. Maybe that guy recently immigrated to India.

complete destruction in the spanish
https://lichess.org/D27tWPre/white

>>533866605
That's a sicilian, anon. Did you link the wrong game?

>>533867527
>sicilian
>spanish
same shit, bunch of beaners

>>533866605
>>533867527
>>533868223
sicily is part of italy
so shouldnt it be called the italian?

Just got to 2200 liblitz

>>533870136
big, congrats i'm mad jelly

>>533870943
Just hoping they add me back to the team

>>533871015
Fuck you catmixer bitch.

>opponent folds in time pressure and instantly resigns
holy shit it feels so good, is this how my opponents feel when i do it?

>catmixer
>mothrider
>leafeater
>nounverb
it's a pattern

They’re calling it the /chess/ stare.
>>533845506
Wow, it’s incredible just how angry a shortdicked manlet will get when he’s reminded he’s a virgin. You are so angry right now hahaha. Try to calm down little guy.

>>533873902
For me, its shotcaller

>>533878302
rollin

>>533878302
rollin

>>533879169
soap dropper

>>533878302
Rolling for local worker

It’s interesting how the moment zoomers showed up cheating became a big issue whereas before it wasn’t a big deal. Makes you think about the constant cheating by weavers.

>>533878302
Lil duck reporting

>>533878302
Give me something that makes me sound tough

i can't beat leelaqueenodds
it's a significant emotional blow.
i understand that it's squeezing me and making my pieces useless but i can't prevent it

>>533888174
bump
(i was playing as black btw, i have seen people win effortlessly as white but what's the point)

>>533871015
can we add el ahrairah back to the team I don't think its catmixer

>>533863683
The shorter the timer the more winning your position

https://lichess.org/hu/training/cLuGg
sexy daily

>>533896821
Done. But any tomfoolery (pun intended) and gets kicked immediately

>>533882237
>he moment zoomers showed up
It's the moment super strong engines became widely available

>>533862690
Nope. ChessyStressy was one of catmixer's alt accounts. Here's Mothrider and ChessyStressy in the same arena:
https://lichess.org/tournament/EOYxRxsH

Saw this on chesstempo this morning and thought it was quite beautiful. Black to move and win.

>>533904835
Too complicated for my small brain.

>>533905094
Qxb2 Rxe4 Rxe4 Qxe4 Nh3+ Kh1 Nf2+ picks the Q up, so the R is taboo. Qxb2 is a double attack on the hanging R on d4 and Qf2+ is a threat, for example: Qxb2 Rd1 (a bad move to demonstrate the idea) Qf2+ Qxf2 Nh3+ Kh1 Nexf2# is the idea. The puzzle is only rated 1800 on chesstempo but I got it wrong and thought it was quite tricky.

>>533905713
oh, i was focusing on the idea of checkmating with the knights after removing the queens and gave up after a couple of minutes

nta btw

>>533897880
That's not true that guy just blundered a bishop for no compensation.

>>533888174
I can't beat her either don't be sad fellow patzer

>>533904398
You don’t think ge can play against himself? You guys are so naive. And now you just unbanned him again in his al giraffe account. Come on.

Catmixer owns your pathetic team.

https://lichess.org/B2vlnnQO/white
he crumbled lol

guess black's rating

guess white's rating

a game where my positional understanding showed itself to be far superior to my oppontent's:
https://lichess.org/Ko1Eka8F/black

i think playing against leela is good for my chess.

>>533928185
<1000 for sure

>>533929056

>>533928185
Looks like he thought his queen was his king and tried to castle it.

>>533931483
thats insane

bumperino

>>533904835
>>533905713
Wow, that's really nice. I totally missed the idea of qxb2, I wanted to try something like Ng3 to sac a knight for clearance and then win the exchange with Ne2+. But I could tell there should be something more convincing
>LPDO

Wow, that's really nice. I totally missed the idea of qxb2, I wanted to try something like Ng3 to sac a knight for clearance and then win the exchange with Ne2+. But I could tell there should be something more convincing
>LPDO

>>533944830
Was intended for >>533904835
>>533905713

>>533931483
I've had people higher than that you put their queen where I could take it for free

>>533949241
That’s because you play on lichess and not .chad

>>533950763
post name so i can see the quality of your play, also studying games og others at a similar level can't be bad

>>533949241
funny you say that because I did exactly that in a totally winning position 2 games after that post lol
to my defence it's a smurf account and I was alttabbing and not paying much attention by that point
the other reply by some .scam shill isn't me obviously

>>533903445
You are not allowed to reference cheating in this general.

Cheating in chess does not exist.

>>533925624
two necrobumps in a 12 hour period. week long threads. virgins going mental.

>>533959512
hows your /tg/ team doing pastebin transvestite? what level of the liga are you guys at?

>>533959512
It's time to move on, Nerla. You lost, get over it.

>u1700uscf
lol lmao even
>>533960236
>>533962824
it's larpov not the pbt

>>533950763
I play both and I was meaning chess.com :) it's not that strange to me that players play bad on the internet the stakes are just too low

>>533882237
Post a single suspicious game that's not by a catmixer alt

>>533976767
Thats an impossible task because all suspicious accounts are catmixer alts by definition.

ded

Computers hate this position and basically you're fucking stupid.
(Chigorin vs. Tarrasch (1893), white to move)

>>533993837
I'm too tired to brute force solve it but saccing a knight on e5 looks part of it

Got accused of chiting even though it was a pretty bad game.

checkmate

>noooooo you cant just take the free queen you have to find this mate in 7 instead!!!
puzzles are fucking gay

>>533993837
>Chigorin vs. Tarrasch
That position was featured in Kotov's "Think like a Grandmaster". But that's from the pre-computer era, why would we trust his faulty meat-brain analysis (Qh3)?

>>533993837
Was looking for something more clear. Computer says gxf6 Bxf6... Ra1

started playing zen mode apparently I'm retarded because it seems to be helping

>>534026157
Nothing wrong with that (zen mode, not the retardation). Lichess’s UI can be irritatingly distracting, especially in arenas.

what opening would bikefags play

>>534042848
something really gay like the london and caro, do you have the one where a cyclist is showed into a ditch from a passing car?
god I hate those faggots

>>534042848
London and Scandi

>>534042848
What did Tyler play? He had a bike in the background of his videos, right?

>>534042848
something unsound and dangerous, where you balance on a knife's edge. King's Gambit (esp. full piece gambit lines) and Latvian.

>>534046864
found the bikefag, learn to stay as close as possible to the edge of the road at all times instead of riding side by side with your boyfriend faggot

>>534044223
This is the only bike vid that I respect

>>533959512
;)

>>534046864
Do bikecucks really think they’re dangerous? I’m gonna throw a drink out the window at the next bikefaggot I see just because of you

new. levels. of. fucking. dead.
>>533976767
listen, i realize that whenever someone points out that multiple lichess accounts have been banned for cheating it ruffles some feathers… but you’ll either have to get conspiratorial regarding lichess moderation (which we all agree is good re: cheating) or admit that many of the best-performing /chess/ accounts have been banned.

>>534042848
>>534061594
We are dangerous. We play dubious gambit lines because we like to take risks. If the gambit backfires and we get killed, we blame you, the motorists, for not giving us enough space (on the board).

>>534061594
>Do bikecucks really think they’re dangerous?
I think it goes without saying that eating donuts while sitting in a chair all day watching twitch streams is far more daring and adventurous than

https://youtu.be/LkHMVNLPFdc

Those guys wish they were us arguing about stuff. Losers.

>>534066109
>many of the best-performing /chess/ accounts have been banned.
name three mr u1700uscf

>>534066773
>posts a professional mountain biker
I thought we were talking about goofy goober spandex wearing street cyclists that hog the road and think they have priority over everyone.

>>534067956
>heh smart guy good try
>but I had a meaningless distinction ready
“Okay”

https://youtu.be/iO7_Fq56g2c

You know you are allowed to just admit that guys in a video are living better lives.

my god is there anything at all that doesn't trigger this faggot?
it's unbelievable, he must be the whiniest bitch on the planet

>>534068404
For every example you post, I can post a million more of bikers being douhebags in general.

>>534069797
What you mean is
>I was taught an incredibly stereotypical normie belief
>It has now been fully internalized
>I am now imagining things consistent with that belief… proving the belief
Apply it to anything. People talking confidently and angrily about subjects they have never interacted with.

>>534066487
you are right that you idiots constantly risk your lives for no reason just assuming motorists won't run you over but that doesn't make you cool or dangerous just stupid fucking retards

At what ELO are chess games the most interesting and beautiful?

>>534071645
sub 500

>>534071242
It’s a matter of simple psychology. In most situations a weak coward would never ever feel tempted to attack another guy who is more athletic and taller. The fear of getting one’s ass beat keeps things peaceful.

But put that little ragey manlet in a giant space-age rage-cage… and put the other guy on 10 lbs of carbon fiber and suddenly aggression and attacks come out.

Little guys never feel more powerful than when protected by the rage cage.

Every fucking game is against some new account

>>534072716
>But put that little ragey manlet in a giant space-age rage-cage… and suddenly aggression and attacks come out.
kinda like you talking shit on the internet all day huh larpy?
feel free to drop a bullet challenge anytime pathetic pussy patzer

>>534072971
>playing on .thirdie
You get what you deserve

>>534075212
It’s really insane how much he projects. With all of the manlet talk it’s basically confirmed that he’s a midget

uh-oh the /chess/ zoomers are getting all emotional about looks again. did someone call you a fat brownoid? if they did then fuck that person you keep doing you third-worlders.

don’t let the 6’4” big dicked white chads talk shit in the /chess/ context. for they are the bitches here. this aint a football field.

Rare puzzle storm solution https://lichess.org/training/e3dqt

Larpov is a midget bicycle rider HAHAHAHA get this nigga a job at the circus

>>534078948
took me almost a minute,it's not hard but as you said it's not the usual puzzle solution if I got it in a puzzle storm I would seethe

>>534069797
is it time to move the /chess/ thread to /n/?

>>534079834
>midget
>bicycle faggot
>pussy ass bitch that doesn't accept challenges
What a pathetic existence.

Had to abort my last game of yesterday, then today I start a game and abort cause the guyis taking too long to play as white. Now I'm blocked from playing for 30 minutes.

>>534081452
30 minutes of waiting (you can do anything else) is better than playing a fucking cheater for 45 min KNOWING that you're gonna lose no matter what you try

>amerimutt that lives in this city calling a bunch of europeans brownoid thirdworlders
lmao

>>534082354
I was playing chess to procrastinate, now I'm forced to do my work :*(

>>534071645
Probably Out of the Blue, though I personally prefer Time.

>>534082430
>we are all eurotrash here mister!!!

weird flex. all i’m pointing out is that if you understand the basics of psychology then you understand the following
>only people with brown skin can be insulted by lame-ass racist buzzwords
>only manlets can be offended by the word manlet
>only guys with small dicks rant about small dick discrimination

as true in /chess/ arguments as elsewhere

i love how i got suspended for off topic posting when i made one reply to someone who themselves posted something off topic,
meanwhile this entire fucking thread is now full of bike faggots larping about how their favorite childhood activity makes them a cool person
what happened to chess, faggots? go ride your bikes. stop off topic posting.

>>534098214
>i got suspended for off topic posting
Were you posting here or in the schizo thread on /tg/?
I never got banned here since we moved

am i unbanned yet?

Had to eat the end of a ban meant for someone else so I couldn't participate on any of today's shit flingings :(
some shit got left unflung

>>534098214
Makes you wonder who decides what's off topic or not

i failed like 4 puzzles with some shitty defensive ending that were rated hundreds of point below my rating (chesstempo) and in another i sat there for 17 minutes contemplating how the fuck it was possible that i didn't have a checkmate to finally review the first fucking line i had thought of which ended up leading to a mate in 4 or winning material
i had a family member sitting on the sofa while i wasted 17 minutes and i felt like a retard, because i guess that i am essentially that at the moment

>>534080670
It's not very hard, totally reasonable for puzzle storm, but I felt intuitively that I was about to get the problem wrong, so I spent an extra 10 seconds or so checking for an alternative before playing the correct move
Was a surprise not to hear the problem failed sound

>>534106676
no because it's so funny istg i calculated line 7 different first moves to find a winning endgame and then it turned out that it was a shitty checkmate puzzle, like come on

>>534102389
It was..well you know

>>534107660

I hate it.

>get the black pieces
>c5 premoved

benis. that is all.

>>534120550
Nice to find another fan of the Birmingham gambit.

>the thread for learning dead languages on /lit/ is faster than /chess/
wtf.
anyway, what's the next supertournament?

one last bump before bed. Sleep tight nerds

>>534136267
we got jannied, they'll be back

>>534098214
>I want to be able to bitch and cry about subjects I know nothing about
>but I also want it to be against the rules for other people to
Looks like you’re going to have to pick a lane, snowflake. Or accept that life is going to be a never ending series of you being triggered while being totally unable to stop people from having fun.

>>534136267
Why lie?

my gyms public wifi blocks 4chan thats crazy

>>534146173
clg: 45 posts in 8 hours
chess: 16 in 8 hours

>>534149413
Unbelievable!

>>534149413
clg: 128 posts since 8/3
chess: 162 posts since 8/3
Again, why lie?

>>534150114
Why would he lie?

As I said before: Larpov becomes active when we do well as a team. We came in second in the last Liga and we faced some pretty big guys, so we did well. This has enraged him. In his mind, we're weak at chess and we're cheaters, and when we break that world-view of his, he seethes and shitposts.

https://x.com/FabianoChessano/status/1952577805407125745
https://ethics.fide.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/CASE6-2025-FINAL-DECISION_.pdf
>18 months ban for giving a woman the ick
Poor (Yoo), this is so stupid at least the other time he actually did something bad even if it's obvious the "punch" was overblown for virtue signaling reasons, this time he literally did nothing wrong

>>534159232
he followed her up to her hotel room, knocked on her door, pretended to be room service and stood outside her room for 15 minutes. that's beyond giving someone the ick. that's straight up weird and i don't even like feminists. 18 months is a bit much though.

>>534159213
>In his mind, we're weak at chess and we're cheaters, and when we break that world-view of his, he seethes and shitposts.
1600 uscf(assuming he isn't even lower) is a really really weak rating there is a 1500 fide at my club and he's so thrash even the 10yo kids are better than him, I don't know what his online ratings are but he can't be any better than 1700liblitz and I'm being generous, so larpov must assume literally most of the team cheats to believe this
I wonder how someone so delusional works IRL

>>534160519
I don't even feel anger towards him. I pity him.

>fail puzzle
>ctrl w
how do i stop this?

>>534164394
I also get tilted every time I fail puzzles.
One thing I started doing that helps is quickly doing 5 puzzles on easiest before I start solving regular ones to get myself warmed up and confident, it doesn't' prevent me from titling but it makes me less likely to get them wrong.

>>534159232
>it's obvious the "punch" was overblown for virtue signaling reasons
>my schizo delusions are obviously real

>>534159232
Not severe enough. It’s about time incels started facing consequences for their existence. Why should everyone else have to tolerate their presence? It’s an unfair burden on society. Hopefully this is the beginning of more long term incel removal

I stand with woman beater Yoo. Roasties deserve the rope.

>>534149413
You are not allowed to point out how dead this general is. You have broken a rule.

You must now be lectured to by a zoomer about how the general being so dead is only because the moon is waning! It’s only been dead for 8 years now!

>>534178415
When you ride your bicycle do you put on one of those tight little suits? HAHAHAHA

>>534168775
ever notice how when a male Asian player gets accused of something, or some 2/10 Asian girl gets posted suddenly the general is all hot and bothered. there will be studies done on the connection between yellow fever and inceldom in the chess context.

why do these little niggas always bring out psychotic reactions from some people?

Is banning cheaters just something chess.com doesn't do anymore? I haven't got refunded points in months despite playing almost every day. I remember having refunded points on a weekly basis a few years ago. I doubt people stopped cheating. Still plenty of morons blundering like crazy in the early game just to pull off world champion class chess after that.

>2. Bg5
these mother fuckers...
didn't catch me snoozing though, but then he tried to play fast to flag me dirty cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iePmU18LLNA
cool game and analysis

>>534181659
Fat people who don’t know how to. Same rage they feel toward every sport and every athlete.

>>534181774
you’re out of the loop
>cheating is now permitted everywhere
>weavers cheat openly
>both chess sites are powerless to stop them
you simply have to accept that 1200’s are going to take your points while playing like masters. you are not allowed to question it.

>>534183150
I have a bike and hate bikers.
Wear boots and jeans when I ride

>>534181659
most of america is car dependent, and cyclists slow drivers down.

>>534181567
What do you mean? Asian males are incels by default, and Asian women are just fetishized sex objects. Chess doesn’t change this

>>534183606
this I use a bike to go from point a to point b nothing wrong with that, faggots in spandex suits and helmets who do it for "sport" are the most obnoxious idiots on the planet,how fitting that larpov is one of them, always getting in the way of traffic just assuming people won't kill them like they deserve, I got close to running over those retards more than once it's like half of them are straight up suicidal

>>534183484
Funny how there were multiple bans in the bundesliga last Thursday but no weavers were banned, almost like we don't cheat and are just better than you'll ever be, not that it takes much lol
You have been playing chess for at least 8 years and you are weaker than elementary school kids at my small town shitter club let that sink in
Feel free to drop a challenge in any time control and prove me wrong patzer

>>534120550
>1.c4

>>534181774
The major sites gave up. They still ban cheats but resources are no longer allocated in sufficient quantity to stay on top of things in such a way that the average user is getting point refunds on regular basis anymore. It's more like they eventually get around to banning flagrant cheats after they've been after for several weeks. On the PR side of things, com releases their occasional fair play stats stating they banned some several thousands of cheats + titled players etc without further comment. If joe user makes a scene about the situation they will be muted, suspended, users who echo their protests gaslit in to questioning their own experiences.

I predicted this around 2022 on the grounds that meaningful control of online cheating was impossible given the numbers the covid boom brought in. They never could reliably catch subtle cheats. They refuse to modify cheat detection criteria to cast a broader net as they are terrified of a significant number of innocent accounts getting flagged, which is of course bad for business. Therefore, the current strategy is to pretend they're doing something, claim the situation isn't that bad and (you) are just imagining things because (you) are too low rated to tell if anyone has cheated against you anyway so basically it's a skill issue and also you're muted for talking about cheating.

>>534204209
I’ve heard that c4 cucks hate the symmetrical but I don’t know if that’s just a red herring. Reverse psychology psyop maybe

>>534181880
Ahh he's 2400 bullet, so when he saw you moving quickly his degenerate boolet-brain instincts kicked in and he thought he could trick you in blitz with that nonsense

>>534159232
What a menace! He seems like he would make a good villain in a horror manga of some kind. The combination of impressive and world-class talent with his creepy and threatening behavior seems compelling

>>534212602
>creepy and threatening
maybe if you're a disabled 5 yo old girl

>>534210372
C4cucks always lie

Weavecheats with their backs up against the wall. Well aware that the proverbial ban hammer will come down.

>>534159232
>https://x.com/FabianoChessano/status/1952577805407125745
>Those twisted headphone cables
Definite sign of a twisted mind, should be banned for life at least

>>534222190
After a few more liga arenas, half the team will be banned, it'll be like a ghost town.
Ironically, this liga, touted as a grand success for the weavers, will serve as the instrument of their total destruction

>>534223764
>I showed you my repertoire please respond

>>534223949
2 more weeks!

>>534225747
Those twisted cables bother me more than anything he's accused of

>>534222190
What are the odds that there are so many players in this general stronger than a u1700 uscf International Patzer like yourself? Cheating is the only explanation for those stratospheric 2000+ liblitz ratings

>imagine not being a 2000+ lichess chad

Who is a chess fan here?

>>534225747
Does he not have ears?

>>534248637
ears are for queers, and yoo is a certified woman smasher

>>534225747
>uggo
>not even that good at chess
>incel who can’t keep the spaghetti in his pants
>greasy ass fucking bell pepper nose
>every fan is a loser
the hopsin of chess

>>534251062
>the hopsin of chess
the what?

>>534251274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmyXOQgP9qI

another winawer classic

>>534249418
He couldn't even smash his way through a hotel door.

>>534252730
he smashed your mam right in the puss

>>534252852
me mam's dead ya sick fuk

Living, vibrant, healthy thread

>>534255441
just me and you

im here

>>534255441
>no challenge attached
post discarded, try again

>>534256349
Can I post a challenge anonymously without logging out?

>>534256897
why you wanna be anonymous bro? you finna cheat?

>>534257068
yes that was my intent

>>534257590
typical weaver

>>534256897
Just open a private window in your browser

>>534258114
if I switch apps to check an engine will it close my game?

>>534260425 testing

https://lichess.org/9tfwbzpg

>>534261828
it worked

Goood morning saars

https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/igoshougi/ryuoh/kifu/20250807-SYT8T6928141/
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogi
The second game of the final of the Ryuo tournament is being played, between Yuki Sasaki (sente) and Naohiro Ishida. The time control is 5 hours per player, and the match is a best of 3 (Sasaki leads 1-0). The winner of the match will play Sota Fujii in a best of 7 match for the Ryuo title.
The opening was bishop exchange, rapid advancing silver.

Come play in the Liga today:

https://lichess.org/tournament/qhahVKr1
https://lichess.org/tournament/qhahVKr1
https://lichess.org/tournament/qhahVKr1

The time control is 3+2, so there's increment for anti-flaggots.

Kasparov vs Kramnik, Frankfurt am Main, 1999. White to play and win.

>>534286687
Didn't we try this once already and as soon as we stopped getting promotions everyone either lost interest or got scared of being a liability and gifting points to our opponents?

>>534291231
Last time we were trying to see how far we could go. This time we're playing for the thread, the team, friendship and for fun. And as a bonus, Larpov hates to see us do well.

>>534286687
wish i lived in yurope timezone

>>534287736
1.Rd5 exd5 2. Nd4 Kd6 3.Ne6+ and if takes mate (??)... I like also :1.Rd5 Qxf4 2. Nxf4 and the pin will fuck you up kek... of course 1.Rd5 Rxd5 2. Qxc7

>>534296093
>>534287736
2.Nd4+ Kd8 fuuuckkk typoo

duda just flushed flukesh 5-1 in a blitz match

>>534278986
Sasaki won in 101 moves, becoming the Ryuo challenger for the second year in a row. The first game of the title match will be played 10/3-4.

this patzer kept d/cing to turn on the engine :^)
was proud of my technique in the end especially finding 42. Ra3

>>534303891
>didn't want his king skewered against his queen, so he let himself get checkmated instead

>>534304687
typical simp brain, should have let the roastie get the rope

>>534304757
>>534304687
if he was a gm like yoo he would have hit her himself

>>534287736
rxd5 because of the pin obviously?
i don't feel like looking up the game but i doubt this was a one move blunder from kramnik.

i just beat a guy who is mad overrated in blitz and looking through his game history he speds most of his time crushing players rated 200 points lower, lol

>weavers are go-ing to cheat
>like no one ever has
>to catch them is my real fate
>to train them is my cause

the englund gambit
analysing with the engine at every turn there is a natural yet losing move for white, after 10 moves the +1 advantage the engine initially claims is actually -0.5
what the fuck?
is this like the best opening for black into e4 period?

>if you analyze deep enough, black is actually winning

>>534296093
Yeah, you got it.
>>534308519
Kramnik blundered: https://www.365chess.com/game.php?gid=828707
Kramnik was nothing special. The only reason he won the WC is because Kasparov was too hardheaded and wanted to try to beat Kramnik's Berlin. Kasparov should've just switched to 1. d4, or played the Scotch or Italian. Kasparov is the best player to have ever touched this game (yes, better than Fischer).

>>534286687
Sorry guy, can't play today. I'll be joining for sure on Sunday

I hope the other teams have their anti-cheat detection ready.

>play a few blitz games pre liga
everyone sandbagging their elo down
typical

>>534286687
I have to get some work done today but I'll be back on Sunday

My good friend rustyzesty is a high performer, love to see it. About to take my lunch break, I’ll be rooting for you big lads

>catmixer jobbing

bros i played only 3-0 and 1-0 for the past year, how do i into increment?

The big lads have done it again

Added El_ahrairah and RipSnorting. Great performance everyone! I know Larpov is smashing his mouse right now in impotent anger while he screams at his mom for fresh tendies.

>>534341445
ez first place

ggs lads

Larpov should join us instead of seething.
I'm going to stop showing up to 3+0 and 3+2 and just stick with 5+0 from now on. I had several "winning" positions and lost on time, and it started getting to me.
>just play faster
I'm working on it, damn.

>>534341445
today i finally deserved my spot, feels nice.

>>534342752
Larpov can eat a fucking dick. Seriouschad should join us, however

God I hate Larpov so much it's unreal

I did it! Just spam 20k blitz games bros

>>534345927
thats great! we really do have a strong team

>>534332918
No shit he's cheating catmixer faggot.
>>534341445
fuck off those are both catmixer

>>534346621
Is everyone on the team catmixer? Is every post in this thread catmixer? Am I catmixer?

>1100 on lichess

Am I gonna make it?

>>534347698
She’s thinking about getting creampied by BWC no doubt

>>534299315
next one to bring deodorant to a wc match wins it

>>534347784
Yes, you probably are catmixer. He can play multiple accounts at the same time, I know that much. But that doesn't mean he should be allowed in. His bot army defeats the purpose of playing against humans.

>>534349303
Fuck I didn’t know I was catmixer this whole time. I’m sorry guys, I didn’t mean to cause such a ruckus. Pretty cool to learn that I can play multiple accounts at the same time, I didn’t know that about myself

>>534349303
is this guy in love with me wtf

>>534349615
Fuck you bitch, leave the general and stop playing in the team tournaments you are banned you gay faggot.

>>534351869
wish i had a gurl that looked at me like that

>>534350361
I’m gonna keep posting and you’re gonna keep seething

>>534352645
that guy has serious mental issues and should seek help

>>534332918
>My good friend rustyzesty is a high performer.
That's me :^), got lucky with easier pairings at the start. And only had to play 4 people higher rated than me all liga. Very comfy match lads.

>>534359348
Good games friend, its good we have a strong roster of players. I had to play from work today with a lousy wifi connection.

>Catmixer playing in the liga

I’m a chud.
I’m a bulletmonkey.

>>534376687
what is your obsession its a bit intense

Im gonna just start doing the najdorf without really knowing any of the theory

I’ve switched to lichess after all this time and I fully agree their puzzles are superior to .cum. But wtf is this layout? wtf are these maymay arrows I circled? Help a retard have a better experience with lichess after being spoonfed by .cum since 2018.

>>534386492
>phone
shoo shoo thirdie, whites only neighborhood

>>534386316
If you post a game, ill help you practice

>>534386492
It looks different on my phone, but you can give a thumbs up or down to a puzzle. Lichess says it's so they can get feedback on puzzle quality, although I doubt it. I'd bet people would downvote the puzzles they lost on and upvote the ones they won on.

>>534387317
>downvote the puzzles they lost on and upvote the ones they won on.
thats exactly what I do

>>534387485
based

>>534386643

This faggot never plays chess while he shits. Fuck outta here.

>>534387317
Thanks.

>>534394291
Thats funny

>>534394572
My son loves skibidi.

This dude is almost a 1500. He’s paralyzed and is forced to play with his nose. I’d be lying if I said it’s not hilarious when there’s a time crunch. He looks like a chicken pecking for food. But I’m inspired.

https://www.youtube.com/live/fVL7EWTQDxQ?si=X-1sKgFjCR0UGIma

>>534409795
this shit is so fake if it was a big ass tablet I would still be skeptical but it would at least be possible on paper with that tiny smartphone he would be missclicking constantly, 100% someone else plays on that account while he pretends to do it they most hope it goes viral to get donations

bump

solving common-sense written puzzles before playing chess brings a nice clearness of mind
went 8/9 on chesstempo puzzles, 2060 performance with about 80% solved faster than average (the couple that were slower were the kind of farse where you try super hard to make a line work but then find the winning tactic in 10 seconds on the other side of the board)

>>534409795
>https://www.youtube.com/live/fVL7EWTQDxQ?si=X-1sKgFjCR0UGIma
video set to private... what are you playing at jeet?

good morning chessomaniacs

>>534430557
fug da police

I stopped playing london system and instead played italian game and my rating skyrocketed.

>>534434834
london more like gondon

>>534434834
London system has permanently ruined my stats for white

patzer alert, this guy forgot to turn on his engine

>>534436528
>Bh3
ah the classic post-blunder "actually i lost on purpose lol"

another good one

>>534436528
Ok yeah I've pinned my queen to my king before
>2100
Tppphhhh

Hardmode chess
-No accidental checkmates. For a checkmate to be valid you need to press an additional button. If not you lose
- premoved checkmates only. Thoonkers and slowbrains lose
-stalemate is a loss
What else

>>534443897
How is that going to work? Is there a button next to the clock, or does each player get a button he has to press before making checkmate?
>premoves
How, write it on a sheet of paper? Have an arbiter read the sheet on your turn and move the piece? I guess we don't have to move pieces or hit the clock anymore, just write or move on a sheet of paper.
So does each board get an arbiter? Or just one running from board to board? That's a high overhead.
None of this makes any sense.

>>534415691
You’re an idiot. Watch his videos. Dude can barely move his arms.

>>534445659
>what is pretending?

I'm a different anon, just wanted to point out there's already a quadriplegic guy that uses a neuralink chip to play chess with his mind.

Also, people have faked all kinds of gaming challenges for attention. Like faking being blindfolded is a big one.

I do find it sus that the guy privated his videos. I didn't get to watch it sadly.

>1 d5

>>534453597
U12 tourneys are fun

played 10 games and lost 8 of them
I hate this fucking dogshit waste of time

>>534445659
so what?I said he isn't the one playing the games not that he isn't a cripple and you have the nerve to call other idiots, fucking retard

Besides a couple random anonymous games, I haven't played a real game since mid-June. I'm scared to see how hard I get blown off the board when I build up the courage.

>>534459771
Nothign to be scared about just play and get better each game. Even if you lose you learn something

>>534466953
>even if you lose
>lose
Sounds like a loser's attitude.
NGMI

>we HATE you
>we want you to help our team
>i’ll bet your rating is real low IRL!
>we want you to help our team

zoomers, i know that we disagree on a lot, but i think that maybe you kids are smart enough to understand what a “contradiction” is

and i will reiterate a point that apparently has to be made repeatedly since you kids live out in lala land which is that when you cheat on lichess and manage to achieve a fucking sub-2000 rating that does not put you above 9 year old indian kids rated 700 USCF

that kid has a real rating. yeah it’s low. but he had the balls to show up to a tournament with his mommy and he played real games in the real world and achieved a real rating

if you tell someone IRL that you’re 2000 they are going to be so shocked and then suspicious about you when you finally reveal “oh i don’t mean FIDE or even national”

lichess or any site is inherently easier to cheat than real life tournaments. we do not consider some kid a prodigy because he figured out how to reach 2800 without getting caught on the interwebz.

>>534470130
Imagine writing all of that shit out and thinking anyone was going to read it LMAO

kasparov's immortal is incredible, the tactic was not rxd4 but nd5!, if the f knight takes ...qd6 and qxf7, if the b knight takes the queen has no good squares to leave to but allow rxd5! with pressure on the 7th rank and re7+ prepping qxd4+ qb6+ and nc6#
just wow

AnaLOLy LARPov has lost it. He thinks we want him to play with us.

>>533824224 (OP)
>Hop on r/chesscom
>Search Indian
>Scores of filthy jeets complaining about racism from players
>Try add jeethaters as friends
>They're all without exception banned.
Fuck chess.com I'm going on lichess dirty street shitting cow worshippers ruined it

For me, it's serper nikolaidas
https://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1289099

I think I’m gonna play some chess tonight

>>534470130

>>534482224
One of my favorite games ever... my dick gets harder every time I watch it again. I like also how Serper tells why Soviet players were so good...
https://www.chess.com/article/view/the-biggest-secret-of-the-soviet-chess-scool
>inb4 jew.com
I know, I know... but he explains it well

>>534481091
He probably got that idea because of this post >>534342752

>>534457326
That does not change the fact that you’re a fucking retard, faggot. He is the one playing. He’s been featured on chesswithakeem YouTube channel a few times.

>>534494249
>chesswithakeem
shoo shoo thirdie, whites only general

>>534494249
>how dare you not trust a jeet?he even has a nigger vouching for him!

>weavers as achievers
>we congratulate and encourage one another
>weavers as anonymous
>we insult and heap abuse upon one another
Sad!
Pic related.

>>534504254
Welcome to the hurtbox

>>534482224
Holy smokes. I don't think I've ever seen that many sacs in a game before. Insane game

>>534489601
That's what I like to hear, anon. Play some good chess
pic unrelated

>>534505606
I ended up going on a 3 and a half hour goonathon instead. I'll try again tomorrow

Does playing chess make me appear cool to women?

>>534525308
as long as youre not ugly anything you do is attractive to women

>>534527560
I'm fat and bald, oh God help me

Craziest checkmate i'e ever gotten in a game. Goddamn.

White to move

Becher vs Bruckner (West Germany, 1986).

Black to move and win.

>>534543692
Qxe6+ Bxe6 Rxe6#

https://lichess.org/training/ht0Oq
As someone who wants to solve them properly puzzles like always annoy me, this is only rated so low because it's easy to guess one move at the time I'd be surprised if even 1% of people who solved it saw all the way to 60 qd4/spoiler] when they made the first move without arrows

>>534544058
...Ng3+ hxg3 ...h5 and ...h4 ...hxg3 is unstoppable?

>>534544058
1... Ng3+ 2. hxg3 Qg7 3. f5 resign because I missed it and don't see what to do 1-0

>>534553078
silly rhetoric desu

>when no one knows what they are doing
guess the elo lads

Ook ook opening

>>534434834
Italian is the London of e4

>>534564237
e5 is a forced draw which makes e4 a blunder by definition

>e5 is a forced draw which makes e4 a blunder by definition

>>534574165

>>534553178
>>534553620
Ng3+ hxg3 Qg7 f5 Qg6! intending Qh5#. If fxg6 then hxg6+ Bh6 Rxh6#
I couldn't find the move after f5 either, but it's a beaut of a puzzle.

So... no one will participate in the tournaments?

>>534582182
I gotta leave the house soon but I can play a few

>>534578418
there is a clever defense the keeps the game going though: Rf2! Bxf2 Qg1! to meet Qh6+ with Qh2, or Bxg1 with fxg6 hxg6+ Kxg1.

This motherfucker playing white let his time run out.

>>534590694
Should've started timing him out right when that bishop hit the cuck4 square

>>534595134
I think I played the opening wrong. I was starting to get worried after Queen b3. Don't really understand Italian, Spanish all the way.

>>534560590
I guess he was a 2000

>>534553078
Did you see the whole line from the start? I solved it but didn't anticipate the exact line black chose. If it was necessary to see concretely that far from the start the rating would be 600 points higher

>>534589320
Oh, that's true. Nice. I checked stockfish and black is still winning after Qg1 but mate isn't clear. In the actual game, white resigned after Qg6.

This honky resigned in a -0.4 position.

>>534582182
The tournaments can be cool, but for me personally, the ligas are enough for now

>>534620754
Whats Ligas?

>>534621115
the ligma

>>534621336
The roooook!

just beat a cm

>>534621115
The bundes

>>534610102
in rapid and classical i resign in +0.2 positions as black all the time, sometimes your position is the only one with the potential to reveal tactics and don't want to put up with that torture any more.

>>534610102
this game is different but yeah nxc4 rxc4 bxb2 rxa5 looks like black is about to smother and destroy white on the queenside, the lightsquared bishop is completely powerless.

*qxb2 rxb5

>>534610102
whenever a game gets lame or boring I just resign

>>534641584
Based fun haver

>>534641584
>>534639571
You guys aren't professional swindlers.

>play black
>down 5 points against CM
>swindle mode activated
>end up winning.

Never resign.

>>534645503
that was an awful game, i have too much pride to waste my time trying to create misery the way you do, i will just resign and i don't give a shit.

>>534646706
>I have too much pride to win
KWAB

https://lichess.org/218VNIk2/black
in the middle of my marathon of getting anally raped by 1500-1600s who never make defensive inaccuracies with white i got this very nice attacking sequence

Anybody lurking?

>>534657484
yeah whats up

Jesus fucking Christ. We are reaching new levels of slow.

>>534659153
how you doing you playin chess?

>>534660584
“Playing” “chess”? The question is “which e-celeb are you currently watching?”.

>>534653938
kek did you rage close your account?

>>534660910
Whats an e celeb?

I have come here to chew bubblegum and play chess, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

>>534661429
nah i got banned because i was too beautiful

>>534662354

White to move and win
>>534661989
based duke nukem enjoyer

>>534661989
>Whats an e celeb?
Oh no problem: an e-celeb is a grifter on the internet who feeds zoomers the views they are supposed to have. They get paid by Jewish billionaires at times or maybe McDonald’s or you know, dick pills and nicotine mouthwash.