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Kezan - 1x PvE Soon!!
Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
<Weening Orcs> whisper anyone

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

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>>533849125

Epoch won.

Why even fucking bother with this shit? If you want Classic+ then why would you go for the server that has barely any custom content? Turtle has literal expansions worth of custom content and you retards are choosing to hype yourself up for this rather than playing something that has existed for 8 years. I don't get it.
>TurtleWoW 1.18 adds 3 new zones, 2 new dungeons and 600+ new items among other things.
Fresh RP-PvE server on August 17th meanwhile Sleepoch is still going to be deader than shit.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE

anyone have the new server ip?

Who up, who vibing, who ready for 'poch in a few hours?

>>533866197
don't care, not playing turdle

>Kezan in the OP
fake thread

>>533866202
57.128.162.57

>>533866197
>somali hooked hands typed this post

Why can't I be a human shaman on epoch? Why can dwarves be paladins if they're so different from humans?

what do you guys think about
<Weenie Hut Jrs>
as the name for the Kezan guild.

Vibe check?

<Equality for mpreg>

Wait... they aren't going to delete my level 14 gnome, right?

>>533866197
No thanks, that is Tranny WoW

>>533866437
Vibes are continuing to deteriorate.

>>533866197
It's still 1.1.12 so no thanks.

>>533866261
Why not? Are you all tourists that don't know anything about other projects or what? Are you treating this as a generic fresh progression server? Seriously, what's the appeal of Epoch? It's really weird how the only thing you guys seem to care about is THIS specific /r/wowserver project. I'm pretty sure this is plebbit astroturfing.
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE
>>533866578
You're literally posting in a thread that is a /r/wowserver project made by people who have rules about 'punching down'.
>>533866620
Good news anon, it won't be in 4 months.
https://turtle-wow.org/storage/turtle_tv/Patch%20Trailers_1/Turtle%20WoW%202.0:%20Unreal%20Engine%205%20Client.webm
https://turtle-wow.org/remastered

>>533866197
I already have multiple geared characters there. I want to play Pochie now!

>>533866415
It passes Epoch's vibe check

>>533866620
He likes having Shenna finger bang his asshole while he wears programmer socks like a tranny cuck.

>>533866437
vibrations at an all time low. molecules barely moving.

I'm starting to get hyped again.

>>533866558
If these wipers get their way I'll lose my dwarf shaman with two blues

shenna tit reveal when

>>533866437
>vibe check: not so good

Consider this. The ones who exploited max level quest hand-ins won't have any quests to level with, and had the gold taken from them. For this reason, we should vote no to wipe, so they have to face the consequences of their wrong-doing.

>>533866716
it's a shitty client that was already outdated when it was released.
>hurr why don't you heat your house with a coal fire stove
this is you

>>533866802
Sauce? Someone has to have it!

>>533866836
>and had the gold taken from them
proof?

I want to play a human shaman.

>>533866836
As a lvl 15 who did this, i agree. No wipe. I need to suffer the consequences of my own doing.

Uh…
Launch day dreams… turned to login screams.
Let’s go.

(Verse 1)
Epoch live — but the server ain't,
2k pop, then it starts to faint.
Rubberband walkin’, skills don’t cast,
Chat froze up, world stuck in the past.

Discord wild — full tilt rage,
Memes, hot takes, 20 posts a page.
“Sue the devs!” — nah bro chill,
They grindin’ hard, tryna patch that kill.

(Hook)
Trap in the queue, we ain't losin’ hope,
Epoch laggy but we still gon’ cope.
Shout to the devs, deep in the code,
Fixin’ that mess so the hype reloads.

(Verse 2)
Kezan casuals? Miss me with that,
Gurubashi gang — we swing, no cap.
You PvE? That’s bedtime mode,
We camp crossroads in blood-stained robes.

Real ones waitin’, heart still pumpin’,
F5 smashin’, Discord jumpin’.
Soon as it’s live, we back on road,
Gurubashi lords — y’all already know.

(Outro)
Epoch scuffed? Still we ride.
Trap server dreams never die.

>>533866558
Yes, You're F
Its over
lollm

>>533866716
how much is shenna paying you to make these posts?

Here's your slop!

>>533866989
jfc that's good who's the artist?

>>533866929
Anecdotal evidence admitted by a previous thread poster

>take an entire week off for epoch launch
>only get to play for 4 hours
>suddenly vibes are increasing
>servers might be up in a few days
>have to go back to work tomorrow
>not gonna have any time to play except for on the weekends
IM ONE STEP CLOSER THE EDGE AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK

>>533866932
you mean a paladin, NIGGEEER?

>>533866884
>muh client
Enjoy being stuck eternally on 3.3.5 when we're all on Unreal 5, expediting development making Turtle development even faster.
See: >>533866716
>>533866993
Nothing. I just want to know what the appeal of this project is. It's baffling that this /r/wowservers project has received THIS much attention. It doesn't feel organic at all.

>>533866437
The dial came right off. I don't think this machine works.

there should be a rape mod where you can rape and be raped by other players

>>533866836
Anyone at 15 should just spam RFC. Dunno if 15 is too early for deadmines slightly.

>>533867128
No, I want to play a human shaman.

>Nothing. I just want to know what the appeal of this project is. It's baffling that this /r/wowservers project has received THIS much attention. It doesn't feel organic at all.

POCHIE MONDAY

>>533867125
next time look for the warning signs of obvious shilling

how long is this gonna take

>>533867220
just play a /weg/ or use ur imagination like all other goldshire residents

>>533867297
As long as it takes

>saar pls redeem the unreal engine 5 update

VGH.......Whvt covld hvve been....

>>533866716
I already have several characters on Turtle, did a lot of the content too. Client is shit, stutters and it isn't responsive. Do you have to shill it every thread? It's getting pathetic at this point.

>>533866197
>>533866716
>the reason they have to make a fresh is because too many people keep joining
>still advertise it in an unrelated general because he apparently wants an even longer queue
reminder that turtle was much better before you newfags came along

>>533867149
>he does it for free

>>533867281
That's the average Redditor after consooming some BBC sissy cuck porn before shilling their dead server on /r/wowservers and 4chan (apparently).
>>533867373
Meanwhile in Turtle: https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
3 new zones, 1 more by end of 2025, 2 new dungeons, 600+ new items, class rebalance, QoL, client improvements
Sad!

>>533867004
lol that looks like dog shit

>>533867405
i play a wrath server and the client is even more stuttery and unresponsive than turtle

>>533867271
It is too early for the later bits but 5 gigachads could clear it

>>533867067
anon aka cunnystrasza
https://litter.catbox.moe/2e8ak4ej7e2u5wz1.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/09mdjfzlfq1tjhal.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/jl3u6buxqw8cc38h.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/dmyhdezco1gopdyq.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/l05z9smu1ebntmd8.png

>>533867067
It's AI, anon. You're not just a pedophile, you're a pedophile who likes AI art, anon.

Human
Male
Rogue
Helmet: on
Cape: off
Tabard: on

Tomorrow or tuesday?

>>533867149
>when everything fails just call it a reddit server, that will work

>>533867560
PVMPING ToT

I will strangle every wiper with my bear hands

>>533867560
god bless
>>533867562
nothing wrong with ai art depicting a dragon who's a billion years old looking cute and or funny

CUNNYSTRASZA AND CUNNYMANE!!
NOW!!

>>533866367
That's a good question - the wildhammer being 'shaman' is a bit of a stretch when really all they did was throw lightning hammers from the air.

>>533866367
RARE SVEN

>>533867524
Runs fine for me, way better than 1.12 even with vanillafixes

>>533867593
>pve rogue
supreme low test beta male

>>533866197
here i'll explain
shenna and crogge are corrupt and only an idiot would trust them to install anything after their track record
it would even be preferable to pay the woke retards at blizzard
hope that helps

>>533867271
You could have a few horde summon you to the stone. I dont think guards patrol down there.

>get banned from discord for shitting all voer the place
>proceed to turtle shilling and shitting all over the place

>>533867149
>unreal
I already wasn't going to play it, you don't need to give me more reasons

uhhh I have to sleep to go to work tomorrow
please dont wipe the servers

>>533866197
>>533867004
HAHA Shit fucking unreal client looks like garbage turtle is cooked.

Does the epoch transmog system work for all items or just some?

aren't the 24 hours up already?

>>533867827
as opposed to what?
casting shit? tanking shit?

>>533867843
what makes the epoch team trustworthy by comparison?

>>533867819
its the reverse for me but the server im playing is trinity core so that might be an issue

>turtle namefagging bleeds over into this thread as soon as the server is about to relaunch
it's over

Mentally ill nigger is really out here advertising for free. Turtle is 7 years old, most people here have played it or are currently playing it. Go back to the /vm/ thread you made to reply to yourself to fake interest.

>>533867882
>>533867903
>3.3.5 client is preferable to UE5 where it looks and functions the same
>Two Graphic Modes
The new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:
Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.
Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.
We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.

Retard. Enjoy your laggy bullshit that's hard to develop for. It'll run worse and never catch up to Turtle's output and release cadence.
>>533867991
They're redditors so they're good people and not chuds like Turtle management :)

>>533867965
fragging charlies in wpvp like a real man

Probably better to level rogue combat over sin huh? Swords hitting harder and actual aoe would be nice

I'm a retard that doesn't know anything about computers or internets but Grok thinks the servers will be up in 2-6 hours, but could take up to 48 hours.

>Retard. Enjoy your laggy bullshit that's hard to develop for. It'll run worse and never catch up to Turtle's output and release cadence.

>>533867991
they have yet to prove themselves and so far the only negatives are:
-incompetence
-left-wing sensibilities
which is acceptable given the dire state of our scene

>>533867786
im at work sorry

>>533867149
sod is shutting down so epoch is coming right when people are looking for a classic+ server
ur getting all the wow private server fans, the fresh server fans, the sod refugees, and classic+ fans
its a shame they bungled this so badly, they probably lost a lot of interest over the past week
now turtle is so popular they're making an overflow server

>>533868154
>We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.
did you not see the video I replied to retard, their modern client looks like dogshit.

3.3.5 is the wow modding baseline where all the modding tools are built around it.

>>533867991
They are neutral in comparison to knownscammers. Everyone gets benefit of the doubt to start with

>>533868162
>he hides in stealth like a little bitch
that sure is high test lil bro

>>533868381
And look at what Epoch has been able to deliver after 4 years of development. Look at their roadmap. Meanwhile: https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE just another patch for Turtle lmao

>>533866332
ty

>turtletrannies

>>533868162
pvp god here

wpvp isn't skill based 99% of the time

>>533868214
yes

You can chill about asmongold. He's on record saying he doesn't give a fuck about private servers, be it bronzebeard, turtle, warmane, you name it.

>>533868542
>And look at what Epoch has been able to deliver after 4 years of development. Look at their roadmap. Meanwhile: https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE [Embed] just another patch for Turtle lmao
Turtle has been out for the last 9 years retard barely has anything. Turtle also only had like 5 custom quests and a turtle mount for the first year it existed.

Thank you for proving my point.

>>533868291
ok ty for your service

>>533868632
what's up pvp god
im gonna be grinding all the way to 60 with no quests with some wpvp murder in between, which class should i play

>>533868823
Hunter

Is Kezan RP friendly?

>>533868741
he doesn't give a fuck about WoW period anymore

>Turtle anti-shilling suddenly picks up steam with the announcement of the final test tonight

>>533866197

>>533868897
yeah its's r*p* friendly

>>533868226
>Grok thinks the servers will be up in 2-6 hours
Only because he's the main dev behind Epoch fork.

>>533866197
they could add a million dungeons, cashshop ruins everything.

like playing dark souls coop. might as well give up on life at that point.

>>533868756
>turtle barely has anything
ive seen what epoch has put out and its just more generic slop quests and half assed assets being thrown around to make it look like custom content, but with no care or effort put into it

just let it go, troons

My Protection Paladin transmog.

I will look like this on Gurubashi Alliance.

SOON

We are literaly, unironically going to be able to play EPOG. Soon.

I'm brown, what spec should I play on Epoch

>Authenticating
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP

>>533868756
It has entire expansions worth of content. Custom zones, thousands of quests, dungeons, raids, mechanics. Nice cope though.
>>533869054
Epoch is already on record that they'll add a cash shop once they've successfully launched. Retard.

>>533869252
gurubash
horde
orc
hunter

>>533869126
HE FUCKING DID IT

My eyes are glued to #updates

>>533869091
Cope go play turtle where they took 9 years to throw boring low level content together and add lgbt shit into the game.

>>533869269
>Epoch is already on record that they'll add a cash shop once they've successfully launched. Retard.
where?

>>533869126

if anyone sees me ingame my character is free use

>>533868823
99% of my playtime is rogue so rogue

>>533869259
>it's real
IM IN

>>533868981
Is that model static/statue or does it actually move and have combat animations? Can characters swap to that skin by moving things around in the code? As a straight man I've always wanted to play WoW as an anime girl.

>>533869126
what a GOD

We are going home people. Its actually happening. I'm struggling to process everything right now. My vibes are fluctuating wildly.

>>533869385
https://www.project-epoch.net/community/faq/
lmao

>>533869269
>I love eating all this shit because there is so much of it.

their content is fucking trash

>>533869398
is he /here/?

>>533869556
LOL
blizzard is 100% going to get their ass now

>>533869556

>>533869591
Doubtful. Entire administration are Redditors and there's too much wrongthink taking place here.

>>533869651
>turtle
>ascension
>warmane
LMFAO.

Im considering retail at this point. I just really enjoyed 5 mans when i played 15 years ago. Rather have epoch work tho.

>>533869269
You aware Epoch already has double the custom quests that turtle has?

i'm ready

LET ME IN!!!

>>533869728
Turtle knows better than to make too much noise. Epochfags are obnoxious.
>>533869765
"ChatGPT please write me 10,000 slop turn-in quests for use in Azeroth please"

>>533869765
>my slop is better because i have 2x as much slop as u

>>533869651
retard

>>533869591
Is there any other place where people actually discuss this server? Or he's just making fun of nobody being able to post anything in the discord.

>>533869724
Who else would that message be referring to? Are reddit memeing?

>>533869337
Deca login to turtle, I miss you

>>533869995
Yes.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/
https://old.reddit.com/r/wowservers/ (where Epoch began)

is the normie masses in the discord going to vote for a wipe?

>>533869556
I'll wait and see what this entails. If they add a ton of meme mounts like turtle then I'll quit. Nothing takes the vanilla feel away faster than seeing every other person in SW riding a horde mount.

>>533870116
k, maybe that was a nod to his fellow redditors then.

>>533870178
Obviously, they haven't been able to play let alone register.

>avatartroons clamoring to play with other redditors on redditpoch

>>533869914
Once you're consuming slop twice of it its better.

You guys can speed along the DNS process by making connections with project epoch around the world, even something as simple as a ping will help:

>open command prompt
>Type: ping project-epoch.net

This will also tell you your lag in ms. (117ms in Michigan!)

>>533870183
or a fucking faggot cloud

>>533869906
>Epochfags are obnoxious
But look who is going out of his way to shill turtle on the epoch thread. Just play turtle and have fun, no one is asking you to play epoch.

>>533870116
Is reddit pro or anti-wipe? I'm not looking

>>533866197
What does a "fresh" server even mean for something like turtle? Are they going to timegate custom 1-60 content and release it progressively like they will with the original raids?

>>533870423
they're anti-wipe because many of the level 15s are NEET trans folx

>>533870297
quantity over quality it seems

>>533870346
810 bro

>>533866197
Shit direction, the class updates were soulless
Ret being stripped of soulful seal twisting for cookie cutter rotation made for an easy nope

>>533869937
The latter but people get noided. Only other places is the unofficial gurubashi discord or the individual guild discords like Explorer's League or that one Alliance RP guild going Gurubashi.. both have discords mods as members.

>>533870346
180 from argentina

>>533870346
18ms that cant be right. It was like 90 the other day when I tried.

>>533870423
I looked earlier and it's pretty much the same as here go figure

>>533870509
>Are they going to timegate custom 1-60 content and release it progressively like they will with the original raids?
Yes.

If the server is coming up for a couple hours I hope they at least throw up the poll or options so we can gauge where its headed
if its 100% getting wiped I don't want to burn a few hours leveling for no reason... but I want to play still

>>533870563
Same

>>533870378
>But look who is going out of his way to shill turtle on the epoch thread. Just play turtle and have fun, no one is asking you to play epoch.
He is worried about his server dying like a cuck

>>533870592
then I'll pass and just stick with the original server
I don't want to have to level another character just to experience a custom level 30 dungeon

>>533870346
nice try hackerman

I want to go to sleep for a few hours but if I miss the test and swaying to no wipe vote i'll be fucking LIVID.

>>533870514
they're antiwipe because on reddit you can make a million accounts by one person.

imagine a sad person creating all these accounts so his exploited character might not be deleted.

pathetic.

>>533870560
narue?

>>533870515
That's my point. Once you have no standards quantity becomes a quality.

The only winning move is not to play (Turtle nor Epoch).

Why does my pochie launcher look like this?

>>533870740
Search the phrase "ping project-epoch.net" on Project Epoch's own discord, there's staff advising it.

>>533870819
fortunately no

>>533870746
He did say this time he would let people know when its ready to test, if you on discord it'll ping. I still can't look away though.

>>533870346
>project-epoch.net
lol it should be ping game.project-epoch.net

Why would you ping the website

Reddit is pro-wipe btw very pro-wipe.
IDK why anyone here is anti-wipe nobody here made it past level 10 since none of you ever discuss any of the custom content.

>>533870956
>from 180 ms to 270 ms
its over

>>533870848
lol enjoy the virus you just got from downloading that image :D

I feel like this server is doomed if it continues to listen to the blue hairs who complain

>>533870551
>look up Explorer's League
>it isn't an exclusively Explorer's Contract guild
lame

project epoch? more like project enoch

>>533871187
So everyone on /vg/?

>>533870848
aurora 4x got an update?

>>533870646
Says when the testing is complete. Which kinda poisons the waters since people will get to play a few hours and more likely vote to not wipe.

post
>your height
>your skin color
>the first race and class you'll level

>>533871049
>IDK why anyone here is anti-wipe nobody here made it past level 10 since none of you ever discuss any of the custom content.
Why would I want people who already progressed through starter zones to clog up the starter zone again? I'm anti-wipe because the exploiters bricked their characters and will now have to live with the consequences.

>>533871049
I will vote to wipe the server so that everyone is shoved once again in the same area, increasing the chances for the servers to die.

>>533871429
4'11
Black
Human paladin

>>533871292
>Says when the testing is complete. Which kinda poisons the waters since people will get to play a few hours and more likely vote to not wipe.
good

hehe, what class should i roll...? :P

kezan is up

Servers are up

>>533871429

>>533871429
6'1
White
Black bitch face fem humi

>>533871429
1.82
white
resto shaman or cat druid

>>533871292
going to set up my addons

>>533868981
Pochie sisters, our response?

>>533871429
145cm
east asian
night elf druid

>>533871549
>>533871560
>authenticating - You have been disconnected from the server

Login not working yet, for me anyway

>>533871429
6'2"
white
7 inch penis
gnome female warrior with pink hair to bait p*dos into giving me gold

>>533871571
poor indian nigga got a jewish smear campaign on him just for talking about all the censorship laws popping up

>>533862526
https://litter.catbox.moe/n1qspz2didzd8z2n.png

>>533871571
I can't believe he's indian..

Which decision makes the most people upset?

>>533866197
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

>>533871942
Clearly, not wiping will make more people angry.

>>533871942
Just wait for the poll and see then

>will play a week after launch
>will make a troll hunter
>will level to 20
>will spam shitpost in barren chat
>will get ban
>will have a great WoW experience

NGMI fags

>>533871942
Even saying the word wipe enrages the troons to immaculate levels

>>533871571
Who's that white european man?

>>533871994
>OMG TWO SERVERS SELL A MICROTRANSACTION FOR 200 COINS ($20) THAT PROVES A VAST CONSPIRACY
Shut the fuck up you schizo retard. I've seen you post this link a hundred times now.
>pic related last night at 2 in the morning
cope

>>533871429
>white
>6’5
>Latina priest

>>533871942
when they added gunshot sounds and police sirens to the title screen. Didn't feel very warcraft to me

>>533871942
all of them

>>533871429
this is datamining

BEWARE, BEWARE, OF ME...

someone make a poll

>>533871429
165
brown
undead paladin

>>533871571
>INDIAN
holy shit bros that's some serious allegation is this true?

dns should be resolved by now.
or are they waiting for every obscure place in africa to be able to play as well...

gee I wonder if the few thousand people that were in and leveled a bit will outvote the 30k+ who didn't get in
a wipe would be so dumb
everyone back to 1, lots still sidelined even if servers hold 10k
they should just open 2 new servers if they are even considering a wipe
thousands will still be locked out as people hit 30+ who cares about some level 15
yea extra gold needs to be revoked and they said they took care of that
I am just calling if they wipe it, it will be worse for the server as a whole

>>533871942
You're either upset over someone having a lead+maybe exploited some gold, or upset over having to relevel a trivial amount again. The latter affects more people but the former would make fewer people seethe a lot.

>>533872338
it's 4 AM so Kay and the rest of the devs in that neck of the woods are probably sleeping. plus he might be waging.

>turtle-trannies trying to bait with wipe
Keytotes not that dumb, right?

>>533872338
Wait are the rest of you not from Lagos?

>>533872408
Solution: wipe all currency and items

>>533872380
>filtering the poopsockers
Now that's a good thing.

>>533872408
people levelled to 60 already and got multiple purples and some have their t2.5 sets, 300 professions and 4 20 slot bags

>>533872380
The thing is even though those people are ahead now and 15. They'd just as easily get back ahead anyways by playing more efficiently and just pumping more sheer playtime into the game.
These are nolifer autists, they will always find a way back to ahead of the curve.

For some reason though these boomer normies think their one-quest-at-a-time casual 2 hours a night shit will keep them competitive and I have no idea why.

>>533872271
mmm, bfa, soul

>>533871049
I got to level 10 on launch day, got my pet, and then logged out thinking I'd play more the day after.
>none of you ever discuss any of the custom content.
I wasn't going into a new cave full of hyperspawns without a pet.
That said, a wipe is the best way to assure people that there are no surviving exploiters. I'm pro-wipe.

At least Turtlefags have a server to play on

You guys keep saying the masses will vote wipe, but nearly every single post on the subreddit is anti wipe

someone start a jiggie

wiping will definitely make more people mad
anyone who got in and leveled will be mad their 20+ hours to do 2-3 hours of gaming was erased despite it being live
and everyone else will rage when they still can't get in and a wipe was pointless
inb4 they wipe and people legit hit 60 before some people find their way into the game and there are calls for more wipes

>At least Turtlefags have a server to play on

>>533872707
yeah with a strasza image

Remember when this was supposed to be a small 1.8k-2k release and we were going to take it slow and be comfy?

>>533872596
exploits are the issue. not the level.

>>533872663
I think it’s best if we take Reddit’s judgement on this one and vote no wipe.

>>533872707
no pornographic images please just a funny gif

>>533872707
I was going to with some weird ass futa turtle but decided against it

>>533872821
I'm still gonna play it slow and comfy

>>533872860
no no anon, please do

>>533872596
the problem is, someone who got 15 may not even get back into the game for a day or two
sure if everyone could get on, wiping would be even more fine, but wiping and still not everyone can even play? kek

>>533872821
i will still be comfy
i will still take my time
i will use explorer's contract
i will stop and smell the roses
i will level my professions
i will help other players with quests even if it doesn't benefit me
i will still help run dungeons for other people even if i don't need loot from it
i will be extremely racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and xenophobic but only in a way that doesn't get me banned

>>533872950
Anyone higher level than me deserves a wipe

>>533872821
we still are.
it's the guru fags wanting to get ahead so they can gank everyone and fill their devoid souls with empty victories.

>>533872950
>person gets 15 and doesn't want a wipe
>suddenly thinks its unfair when they're the one stuck outside while everyone else levels
how ironic

>>533873023
based and same

>>533873023
I dont remember posting this.

>>533872931
https://jiggie.fun/xCLpOt

>>533872950
yeah but then this new batch of people will have theirs so fuck everyone else. sorry but we only voted for a wipe that one time tee-hee too bad if you lost all your progress because of a vote that didn't need to happen!

>>533872148
shill melty

>>533873036
>>533873023
>>533872929
The sovl never died...

there won't be a wipe.
I will keep my wsg items
you will get rekt

why are some epoch staff members' play (non-GM) characters max level and geared? surely that will create economic imbalance

>>533873070
it is
let the perpetual calls for wipe commence because people will always be ahead not due to being "no life leet haxzors" but because not everyone can even get in kek

start the test

I have 3 staff of jordans from hyperspawned chests and over 500 raw gold. There better not be a wipe!

>>533866197
How bad are the tranny jannies
How bad is the cashshop
How is faction balance
Is it all trannies

>>533873284
Kaytotes is already sleeping

>>533873301
This is exactly why there should be a wipe

I'm pro-apathy. Lvl 15 doesn't take much effort to get to so I don't care if they wipe or not. Whatever gets the server up faster. Plus, all this 'muh economy' concerns; what's stopping people from just farming WSG marks again after a wipe? I just don't care either way

>>533873256
I saw a screenshot of a moderator's stream where he had 5k gold in his bag lol.

>no wipe
Ok, guess I'll see everyone on Turtle's FRESH in two weeks

>>533868226
@Grok is this true???

They said there would be intermittent tests the last 24 hours and we got none. Don't hold your breath it'll be playable today, anons.

>>533873070
also in that scenario the 15 doesn't find not getting in unfair
that's literally how it works

Someone smart tell me why they can't just use the 1.13 blizzard server for a classic pserver with custom content.

Epoch being down for so long made me try out Warmane and I think I'm staying there on their 1x Wrath server I hit 32 and I'm enjoying it. Go on without me bros

All those chests i looted could have been for nothing?
#NOWIPEPLS

>>533873664
Warmane is p2w

a wipe is definitely the funnier outcome so you should vote for it

What about on rerelease leave the server capped at level 15 for a few hours so people can catch up, while fixing the gold rewards from quests for capped players and removing most of the exploited gold.

>no server compares to blizzard's official servers because i don't want to play with a bunch of euros
fuck

>>533873538
Sorry I'll admit fault that it was communicated poorly. We didn't mean "up for public testing or access" but in hindsight I can see how it could be taken that way, especially to such an excited crowd that's anticipating launch as much as the rest of us are.

>>533873790
Not the 1x Wrath unless you use their character coin shop

>>533873831
hold on doctor thats too much for my boy kaytotes

>>533873849
Just play on turtles south american server spicbro

Epoch failed
Deepwoken won

>>533871429
>191cm
>white
>femgnome rogue

did anyone really get good chests though? I looted 4-5 and they all had trash
not even any greens

>>533873349
Admins are chuds
pay4convenience, small price to pay for classic+ development
faction balance is fine
playerbase are chuds

>>533873831
thats way too much effort if ur gonna wipe it just wipe it stop being a fucking pussy

>>533874041
If chests were hyperspawning you could just sit at it and open one instantly back to back until your bags were full was the problem I guess

>>533874076
That wouldn't require any wipe

>Turtle fresh in 2 weeks and you still can't log into epoop

WHERE IS IT?

Sometime within the next hour servers will be up.

I'll finally get to play again.

>near future
>exceedingly immaculate vibes
>up and down in the next 24 hours
>few hours (its been 4)
They are just messing with us, arent they?

>>533874219
ah okay, I didn't see that but it made me mad I assumed people had looted chests before me but left just an apple in
loot all of it so it can respawn people

>>533873913
their communication is awful, i've done community management for a private server before but there is no way they'd ever pull me on because there'd be too much of a culture clash. like when Kay and Ross were freaking out over emojis i would have told them how stupid it was and not join in histrionically flapping my hands over perceived discrimination.

>>533874041
Looted a lot (50-60) of high lvl greens and mailed off to 8 characters. They probably won't wipe mail due to incompetence so I'll be set for a good start.

>>533874481
>i've done community management for a private server before
Lmao look at this faggot

>>533874507
same brother i managed to get a couple of rare bis weps so i'll make a killing once the economy is stabilized and the AH is kicking off

I did my watch. But not i have to go sleep. Work in the morning. If any of you get to play, godspeed.

>decide to check out turtle
>walk over to SW
>there's a fucking retail mount

lmao see you n00bs later, gonna go game in my dreams

>>533874871
You dont actually care that much

>>533874871
>turdytroonies will defend this

>>533874481
I've seen dev teams on servers for BYOND games that have more competent communication. The way they've handled this shitshow (particularly the CMs) is almost impressive in how bad it is.

>still no jiggie

>>533874871
lmao

>>533874560
it was a 4chan server run by a lolcow, so it wasn't a normie server by any means but it was still chaotic and we had to deal with a lot of shit from the community (and other communities, like from reddit) like people trying to do gayops and shit. but one thing i focused on was communication with the community and the development, and holding forums so the community could have their concerns heard and we could workshop what needs to be addressed and how to go about doing that.

while i did all this by myself i didn't do it with a community of 60k people so i empathize with their position there, but you have to try to do SOMETHING instead of just locking everyone out and refusing to actively communicate (as in, back and forth, not just posting vague updates) which keeps leading to people getting agitated and speculating because the updates we're getting aren't clear and don't meaningfully address our concerns.

DNS propogation status?

>>533874871
Wait until you see the smiley face rainbows

>>533874871
why do retards think vanilla+ means "add shit from retail?"
who the fuck is asking for a firelands mount to be added to the vanilla version of the game?

>>533875054
what website is jiggie i got u

Sometimes i think about how much i hurt and how no one in the world even once thought that maybe a kind word should be repaid with a kind word back

>>533875010
KEK >>533874957

It's really going to be another 8am test isn't it?

when are they gonna open discord general back up again? there is much to discuss

>>533875171
it's not that they think that but ripping models from retail and selling them for $30 or whatever is very low effort with a high rate of return because of all the ascension paypigs so if blizz can't sue them why wouldn't they do it

their whole server is very shiny with all its features, their UI/UX team is great, but it's still slop

https://jiggie.fun/Wly3fW

>>533875069
>which keeps leading to people getting agitated and speculating because the updates we're getting aren't clear and don't meaningfully address our concerns.

Because epoch never wanted to be a 10k+ pop server. Lookup the developer QnA after the stress test. It wouldn't surprise me if they are communicating the way they do because they want the majority of tourists to fuck off.

>>533875185
yeah that's called being a man

>>533875141
What exactly does this mean? Am brown, sorry for brown questions.

this has really turned out to be more of a cuck simulator desu

>>533875426
>t wouldn't surprise me if they are communicating the way they do because they want the majority of tourists to fuck off.
but they blatantly don't or they would have said not to expect to get on and meaningfully play for several days, instead they give vague non-answers to keep people hyped and invested.

I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready... for me 'pochy

Still waiting

I'm in the epoch mod chat. They've hit another snag. You won't be getting on for another day or three yet anons.

I'm so bored I logged on ascensions bronzebeard server and its just faggots sucking eachother off in world chat about how great the dev team is and how they gladly give them money because they arent greedy like blizzard. Fucking hell

>squandered 100k prospective members due to ineptitude
>WoW pserv equivalent of buying a bag of fritos for 2 bitcoin in 2011

>>533875880
>jewscension
>arent greedy like blizzard
they are even greedier. fuck this kike server

>vote for no wipe and a lot of people seethe a little bit
>vote for a wipe and a couple dozen people seethe a LOT
I don't know which to choose. I think there's a high chance a wipe would make someone here have a melty...

>>533875967
i look like this

pack it up
turtle won

>>533875880
I wouldn't be surprised if they have bots to say shit like that in world chat to plant the idea in normal players' heads desu

inex is in my guild on gurubashi, he slipped the news to a few of us that there is a serious problem and the servers wont be up for another few days

>>533876041
same but fatter

i've been sexting with Altered on Grindr and he accidentally sent me a message he meant to put on discord about how to handle the fallout from the 5 day delay that's about to be announced

>>533876137
typical inex, he's made a few leaks before

keytotes is my dad and he said he's going for smokes and when he's back he will crank the server

>ppl think the servers will go up tonight when the discord is still locked down
lolmao

>>533876396
Oh no...

>>533876436
they are never unlocking the discord
they community can't be trusted
simple as

>>533876495
brave and stunning

>>533876495
he waited for a very long time

>>533871429
Gnome
Priest
Gurubashi
181cm
Argentinian

inex doesnt like ross either btw
we are trying to the ross files out and open with his help to get ross demoted and inex as head mod

>>533876495
>project a magic wheelchair
why not just project some new legs wheelie lol

>>533876659
Yep, considering everything he did.

>they unbanned me from the discord
>they're trying to find out who is shit talking them on here by seeing who claims to be banned
ross, i am at least 40 IQ points smarter than you, so don't try me you fucking gypsy.

>>533876720
and now in english?

>>533876708
why are there so many Argentinians in this thread

Is there anything that could go horribly wrong now?

>>533876859
ross banned me so im shit talking him here
and i wont be playing his server

>>533871429
5'11"
Pic related
Human(female) Paladin
Gurubashi Alliance

Their latest update looks promising, am I right?

the ross files are coming out soon. he will be resigning as a moderator soon
thanks to inex for his assistance on taking down ross

>>533875747
This would have been more believable if you gave an even further date

>>533876708
>argentinian
pic unrelated?

What do you actually gain from all this larping about being "in" on the mod chats?

>>533877065
i am personally ok with and do not disavow anything that has happened to ross as a result of his bullshittery with epoch
i think he deserves more

>>533876975
cum bucket guy?
you are sexy zoomie, just know that

>>533876708
post bussy

>>533877042
it looked promising until it became obvious another 24 hours would pass before the next one

>>533877215

inex leaked ross things to us. he's our inside guy and has helped a few of us get unbanned already when the other mods didnt do shit for us
everything inex leaked to us about ross is ross's power abuse and corrupt actions behind the scenes

>>533877239
I'm an ugly old man but ty....

>>533877367
inex told me that he hates the pronouns bullshit but he wants to eventually be head moderator when ross is asked to resign. don't believe me? go look inex's bio on discord. he's the only one without pronouns.

Its finally happening bros...
final test tonight when the DNS is resolved, it will be stable with 9k+
Then full re-launch, we're coming home!

everyone in GRIZZLY is about to have their account suspended

>>533877213
There's one confirmed mole here, so it's more that other epoch staff are faking to be moles to discredit the real one.

>>533876708
i know what you are

>>533877585
qrd?

>>533875426
>Because epoch never wanted to be a 10k+ pop server.
They have dollar signs written all over them as potential new cash shop pay piggies, which is why ep*ch is going 180 on that. Sure, they didn't anticipate it, but it's here now, and they're looking to farm as many and as much as possible, just like Tortuga

>epoch jannies trying to stop us from having a discussion right now

>>533876708
are you diabetic
also do you like cats or dogs

>>533877527

inex is our guy he really is in our guild but hasnt broken any rules or betrayed his moderator conduct
all of GRIZZLY will have their accounts banned soon for exploiting the economy and bugs to level and farm last week

>>533877705
>They have dollar signs written all over them as potential new cash shop pay piggies, which is why ep*ch is going 180 on that.
And other psychotic delusions you've just invented in your head.

>>533877750
just wait until inex pushes ross out and see how he behaves

>>533877847
Name a single person on the planet that actively dislikes money

>>533871429
>6'4"
>Norwegian
>white human male paladin

>>533877919
I personally think it's jewish.

>>533877676

GRIZZLY came onto gurubashi and thought they ruled this server but they are about to get thrown dude like the dogs they are because we have the mods on our side and they don't allow for the exploits done by Vt, Cs, and Mx to speed level to 15 and 150/150 professions

>>533877729
Sorry pal, only one diabetic here and he ain't from Argentina lol

>>533877729
i love both but more of a dog person
no, why diabetic?

>>533877919
God forbid someone makes multiple statements to the contrary on the scope of the server and have some scruples in the pserver scene.

What will it take to make the t*urists leave?

>>533878208
Launch after 17th.

>>533878127
Hey bud :) big fan :screamcat:
>>533878152
No reason

>>533871942
Wipe
>100 troonies seethe everyone else happy
No wipe
>see above but opposite

>>533878051
Changing file names with a contry time zone is not fun you know.

GRIZZLY will not be allowed to play on project epoch
inex has spoken

>>533878051
>>533878326
ayyy

>>533876708
i dont like women/femboys so im not simping but i just wanted to compliment your nails

Fresh is tainted if they don't server wipe but they're too afraid of the trannies spamming NO WIPE to do the right thing

>>533878343
Grizzly is rolling ambershire

>>533878127
my character looks like that

why are ross's and inex's names coming up so much?? what did ross do and how did inex get involved in helping take him down?

>5 hours of radio silence
its over

>>533878504
you're the one that's afraid

>>533878504
how does a bunch of people leveling to 15 perfectly affect your gameplay?

legitimately have never seen a project that seems like a psychological experiment before but this one seems pretty close.
>tests look promising and all problems are fixed
>we will bring the server online several times in the next 24 hours
>don't bring it up at all
it's like honestly impressive, i wouldn't be surprised to read the case study in a few months

>>533878493
Pedro pascal? A pochie?

>>533878706
The devs have gone offline/away on discord like 3 hours ago

>>533878741
the server is doa theres too many issues and they cant vibe code them all away

>>533878737
You know this is not why people want a wipe right? They just want an official clean launch.

does it normally take this long to turn on a new router

Guys I'm from the future.
Servers never came up.
You're welcome.

>>533878826
nap time

>>533878732

who the fuck is grizzly

Anyone else just smelling their dick as they wait for the servers? Smells pretty good. Not sure what this white stuff is though.

EVERYONE START PINGING

>>533878831
>clean launch
welcome to private servers newfriend, that's not a valid excuse to wipe the progress of other players who managed to play during a rough launch

>>533878889
i wish girls like this were real and played games especially mmorpgs haha like what if they played wow or pservers lol what if they were in this board at this very moment lol
instead we get troons...

>look at poch reddit
>just autists crying that they might lose their small green pouch and headstart
I guess it's to be expected, mmo players are the greediest jeet-tier rats that will do anything to see other people be disadvantaged

How about I serve my privates to your mouth, bitch?

>>533879237
no you fucking retard no pserver shut down for a fucking week. it had a failed launch, wipe and relaunch, if they fail launch again they dont need to wipe because no one will play it again.

>"final" stress test live
>multiple crashes
>guys it's the custom content!!!!!!! no lie!!!! t. kaytotes
>no news for 24 hours

>>533879301
They're afraid of the masses. Afraid of the will of the people. I'm voting for a wipe because it's clearly going to generate more quality seethe.

>>533879246
I know one mid asian girl with nice legs that's playing epoch. everything else is fat chicks or trannies.

>>533879301
you are the crab in the bucket pulling others down

>>533878702
ross was telling people he thinks inex is leaking info from the staff chat

>>533879496
is she playing gurubashi?

Im in! Proof.

>>533879436
Is this a portent for the future or did the final stress test take place in your head?

>>533879568
Kezan, but, this was 5 days ago, she may have given up by now, isn't responding to dms.

>>533879301
>MOOOOM! Anon has 5 stacks of linen cloth before I got to make my character, tell him he has to start over!!!

>>533879301
Some retards have been playing this shit for 20 or so hours at launch week, farming at level cap only to have a small edge on a probably failed server. They deserve anything "bad" happening to them.

>>533879715
filtered

>>533867004
Is this actually the unreal client? It looks like a fucking AI generated video. I was mildly interested despite >unreal but this looks like ass.

Bets on when the 2nd launch will take place?
I bet on friday

>>533879962
today

>>533879962
>Bets on when the 2nd launch will take place?
Christmas.

>>533867004
>the really high contrast
>the jank 8-directional movement animation
I don't know why but its just offputting even though its supposed to be better. Wow's graphics were never "good" comparatively speaking, but the artstyle made it look appealing despite that.
This just looks like some ps2 game

we need a poll on the dicksword to top up the vibe levels

>>533879962
>still no eta
Next weekend at earliest.

>g-guys we CAN'T wipe we need everyone spread out! think of the servers
>only 5% of the playerbase even past level 5
>everyone still in starter zones anyway
The seething when these retards get wiped after wasting 2 weeks spam logging in just for a couple hours of playtime is going to be hilarious.

wipe or no wipe

>we're making the pochtroon staff paranoid

>>533880357

Grizzly seems to be the most retarded guild on the server. Guru discord was a mistake.

>>533870956
>>533870346
6ms
I command thee... KNEEL!

>>533880468
lovin all the memes KEEP IT UP

Official poochie discord poll:
Poal.me/ohmyp4

pochie TOS
sign the contract or you will be wiped

>>533880494
make a new discord

>>533870346
>>533870956
>56ms average pinging the site
>159ms average pinging the game
Cali here, sounds about right honestly.

is it authenticating? i'm in servers are up

Still haven't read an actual good reason for why the servers should be wiped.
And no, "m-muh 2k pop limit" is not a good reason.

>>533880740
Idk how to make a working server, I'm not trans or a groomer.

>>533879962
Never.
They will try and it will crash just like last time. It will never be fixed.
I honestly don't know why I'm still here.

>>533880706
a contract so generic they could ban you for literally any reason at all

>lvl 15 an hour after wipes
>knowledge of all unreported exploits including vendor "egg"-straction, double-pump fishing, and the shammy slam secret.
>in SM after 4 hours
>in BRD after 3 more hours
>world third 60 because I pause for morning prayer

>>533880812
Because it's funny

https://files.catbox.moe/pqzfec.png

>>533880812
No one got to fucking play the original, you lose nothing by fucking over the 5 greedy autists. Yes they'll probably get ahead anyway, but that's one more hoop they had to jump through.

>>533880494
there are server discords? ugh that's cringe i bet they're full of circlejerking already with autistic losers that have no power irl

I've been innawoods last 3 days, what are the vibes about the wipe?

>no password login on their ssh port
these devs are 1337

>>533880812
because it was a beta stress test. who doesn't wipe stress tests?

>>533880812
i like a little bit of CHAOSH

>>533881049
Guru discord is just autistic 4chan retards trying to be funny.

>>533881049
It's like the 4chan subreddit in there, people saying regarded and simping any possible female.

>>533881103
you have to be kidding

>>533881259
The TV show should have ended with his death

>>533881103
So technically someone could... oh, my god.

If the Alextrasza cunny poster can post a catbox then surely I can right? https://files.catbox.moe/o6pas0.png

>>533880906
(and they will!)

>>533881348
>muh le teebee show

>>533881397
d-delete this

>>533881397
BASED

monday night for sure sis

>>533881270
no it's not. i was banned for saying tranny.

was a voting poll to vote for wipe posted in discord or something in the previous thread? why does it have 233 queries found for "wipe"?

https://files.catbox.moe/n9f9z6.png

if that guy that wanted it is still here. AI doesn't recognize her hat well enough.

>>533878127
Wait, which server/faction are you playing on?

Fuck this I'm going to bed goodnight

wipe DEEZ NUTZ

how long does DNS servers take to propagate?

>>533881884
like 5 minutes

>planning your work and sleep schedule around a British rug pull
you're smarter than this, right?

A wipe isn't fair. I should be rewarded for my participation in these stress tests. I deserve a reward for sitting through the queues.

>>533881621

Just woke up. Will vote for wipe, despite the fact that I won't be playing on this shithole. Lmao.

>>533881884
its a meme

>looks like we were fooled again by epoch

as soon as they open registration, i'm going to multibox 10 bot accounts and keep them logged in 24/7 just to prevent others from logging in

Voting for the wipe just to piss off the exploiters.
>but but but but but
It is done.

>>533881984
>I deserve a reward for incredibly stupid behavior
a kick in the groin is what you deserve

>>533881884
usually few hours around the world
USA updates first in ~1 hr

>>533881659
Kezan my

Sorry about for the rough launch. Hope to see you in Azeroth soon!

>>533867786
https://files.catbox.moe/mp1934.png

Why even debate about wipe or no wipe?
It will be left to a community poll and you can bet your ass that the 10k+ people that never got to play will vote wipe

>>533882265
Ok Cool, same

>>533882323
Azeroth is an IP of Blizzard. Epoch's world is called Ezranoth.

>>533882402
where do you see the poll?

Gm bros just waking up, what's the latest news on pochie?

>>533882402
its a perfect system

>>533882378
>bad eyes
ComfyUI?

>>533882594
yea

>>533882562
wipe vs no wipe

any news in the last twelve hours?

>>533882551
It's not up yet

>>533882695
Yes

>>533882510
>Ezranoth
Reminds me of that poor boy. He could wait Pochie with us right now.

>>533882510
....this is bait, right

>>533882793
thanks

>muh wipe
fuck off, I even did the 20/20 completed quests in my log so I could instantly hit 16
hate these wipeniggers thinking they won't fall behind anyway

>>533882901
Time for you to sit in a queue whilst I take my time exploring the world with my explorer's contract.

>>533883034
explorers contract doesnt mean you explore the world

i waited through the queue
i spammed login
i leveled to 15
let me have this

>>533882714
kaktotes is worse than comcast, pick a time within 30 minutes and 48 hours

some of the custom content is really good

>Kaytotes puts up poll
>Results are hidden
>Wipe wins in a landslide
>Kaytotes just doesn't wipe and claims whatever he wants about the result

I can't wait to see the tears

I can't wait to see you

>queuelets and dad gamers wheeling out the guillotines for the neckbeards
its ludo

>>533883178
they are too egoistical to not just do what they want

>>533883178
holy fucking cope lmao

>retards don't realize a wipe means a full name wipe as well
>mfw I perfected my powershell script and will snipe every single good 3/4/5 letter name the instant the servers come back up

Imma be rich bitches, vote WIPE NOW

They're not going to wipe. Get real.

>>533883310
Epoch are profesionals, I'm positive they should have at least daily backups of the characters, including the name reservation.

>>533883120
that armour seems rather unpractical innit

SOON

>>533883067
It does if you're a cool guy

>>533883460
>backups

https://files.catbox.moe/c5ue34.jpg

I'm losing hope...

make sure to have your laptop pulled up on your 2nd account sitting in queue just in case they do round robin

>nooooooo they wont wipe my progress my 30 gold!!!!
keeeeeeeeeeek

>>533883505
It's very practical in hot and humid climates

Kezan will not wipe and i will be able keep all of my 500+ copper ore and mats i gathered during hyper spawn nodes and im already level 14, so go play turtle and get bent idiots.

Why do healers think that just because something has spirit on it means I'm not allowed to roll on it?

I support the wipe because the launch is a very special and fun time for an mmo so I want it to last as long as possible :)

>>533883796
sounds like a paladin item to me

>cant sleep
>bored as fuck
>dont wanna play on a different server cause I might get burnt out by the time epoch goes up

some of the new mobs are a lil bit overtuned in my opinion

Dear Diary,

Today is my 9th day of cope. Servers will surely be up soon. I just need to trust the devs.

Doombros i have dastardly little idea. We convince everyone to vote NO to wipe, knowing it will just keep the server a drama infested mess until it dies out.
What next? Then we get to enjoy gummy 5

>>533884146
which turkroach game is this?

>>533884284
the entirety of /epog/ is probably like 1% of the server/discord
our vote literally won't have any notable impact one way or another

i just want to play man

>>533884284
Fuck that I'm waiting for gummy 7

>>533884146
Is this fucking Silk Road Online?

>>533883796
>healing as priest in dm
>stam/spirit chest drops from vancleef
>gnome mage takes it
I got a little more jaded that day

>>533884284
Enjoy gummy 5?
Do you think we're made of money? Finish your gummy 4 first

What the FUCK is "vibe coding"

I'm tired Mr.Krabs

>>533883656
Ya gotta believe!

>>533884561
It's the future, boomer.

>>533882810
damn you're right :/

Call me a secondary but since when does Spirit affect healing? Unless it's some thing Priests get.

>>533884561
v.i.b.e. vibe coding

>>533884561

>first established launch/test
>exact provided date and time, even had an infographic for worldwide convenience
>every test since
>"idk lol it'll just randomly come up"

I wish to engage in consensual sex with a femgnome. Missionary position obviously.

>>533884671
Why do you want spirit gear so badly?

>>533884561
telling chatgpt "write me a script for a very cool login screen for my world of warcraft private server in lua"

>>533884561
you just yell at the computer and it writes code from your vague instructions to the best of it s ability by stealing pieces of the code from allover the internet

>>533884817
I'm asking why a healer would get upset that someone "stole" spirit gear from them.

>>533884780
for the sole purpose of procreation right?

>>533884971
How'd you know?!

>>533884287
>>533884514
9dragons
its shit but was absolute kino to my teenage self

>>533884561
vibe coding is when a transkween codes with her vibrating buttplug in

>>533884561
>use an IDE that has built in agent like cursor, cline
>tell the AI to code a feature for you
>the AI produces some kind of result for you to check
>don't really check the results and just commit the changes, embrace the good vibes
>repeat until you have some schlock resembling an application at the end of it
It's pretty fun, honestly.

>>533884950
Priests get mana regen while casting

>>533884950
spirit is an ok stat for everyone while leveling, priests and druids do get talents to gain more value from it. if at max level mages etc. don't really focus on it.

>>533882378
FUUUUUCKKKKK
MY DICK

>>533885226
Oh word

for me its femdwarves

can I get uhhhhhhhhh pochie?

If only there was a way to update the models so we got the legion femnelf bodies, with the vanilla femnelf heads
I love how /fit/ they made them, but hate what they did with the faces

being busy all day yesterday I didn't check poochie at all and now that I'm here all I'm seeing is that ZERO tests have taken place during the 24 hours and the only development update is that vibes are good?

dm or vc?

>>533885859
only zoomer faggots used vc
it's always been dm

>>533885903
Truth

>>533885859
dm because that's what it was called when I first ran it so that's the objectively correct name for it now.

>>533885487
dwarvish lady garden

>>533885779
yeah they were also gearing up for a final test in a few hours like six hours ago
it's a psyop

>>533885903
>>533885938

>>533885859
Sneed

How did i let myself believe that few hours would actually be few hours. I am retarded.
JOKE SERVER

>>533886039
its dm stay mad tranny

>>533885859
dm, a level 19 character would never be looking for dire maul and a level 60 would never be looking for a dead mines group so it's very easy to suss out what someone means. VC is more confusing because no dungeon has those initials.

>>533886039
>17
>not 20
exactly. zoomer.

there is no dire maul on pochie. they have 'plans' for it

Vailing Caverns

>>533885859
It's obviously just DM, even if you were hanging around Stormwind who the fuck just does "LFG/LFM DM" and mean Diremaul? Well which ones you fucking talking about, how about you clarify it? Are you doing DM West, DM East or DM North? Stupid fucking retard.

>>533886252
lasherbros...

>>533886279
BLEIGHsed

uhhh yeah looking for 2 more for MT (that's mekgineer thermoplug, thus denoting that i would like to run gnomeregan)

>>533886279
stormvind

pooch sisters we are so back!!!!!

>>533885859
>"LFG VC :)"
>NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO CALL IT DM AHHHH FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT ZOOMER STOP STOP STOP

Someone please tell me what a server wipe accomplishes?

>>533886469
>oh that retard is saying LFG VC? Thankfully he filtered himself so I don't have to waste my time with him.

fixed.

>>533886487
getting everyone in the same starting zones again so the server congests. doomposters are in control

>>533886039
Looks like results for Deadmines have 10x the views because on morons search for VC!

>>533886487
makes redditors seethe through the stratosphere
have a look at the consensus on there if you don't believe me

>>533886487
making you piss and shit your pants apparently

Jokes aside, how does this bode for the future updates and general management of the server?
It looks pretty bad.

>>533886487
gives the fresh addicts their proper fix

Apparently yesterday a hardcore character "drowned" in GM island on Troondle, are the devs out of their mind or what the fuck is going on here?

gonna start only calling it VC now that i see the seethe it causes fucking lmao

>>533886712
Stop asking questions about GM Island, nobody cares about what happens on GM Island. Let's post about trannies instead.

>>533886598
at this point I'm ride or die with these retards

>>533886598
Depends if this next test works. If the server still can't function at a bare minimum with 4k players online? Bodes terribly. If it's actually functional? Hell, it might be vibe coded but at least it only took them a week to fix their retarded system

>>533886712
cool it with the antisemitism

>>533886712
what GM island
there is no such thing as GM island
even in the speculative case where such a thing existed, which it doesnt, you can't prove i ever went there, which i didnt

>>533886252
no way

[1. General] LF2M 1 Tank 1 Healer AKM (Aku'mai) got lock
>Retbvll < Level 26 Paladin > - Stormwind

>>533886712
>visited the island and died after getting a shot at preem strasza cunny

we should all be so lucky

>No ETA for actual launch
>No ETA for registrations, aka the long term viability of the server
>Just vibes
Yeah, call me when it even comes close to Nost

LFG VtE

>>533886252
GOOD.
Dire maul is fucking aids and only a crutch for hunters to exploit.

Once again they have just completely lied about the status of the server.
>we will be bringing the server up several times in the next 24 hours
>server never comes up
>no status update explaining why
I have 0 faith in this server being ran well. Everyone will leave after about a month because there is no way this team can keep this going.

*burps* Yup, Pochie~

OH NO MY PEACEBLOMERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wipeniggerfaggotcheaters will use trannycord bots for the pool.

>>533886252
honestly good
dire maul is a miserable instance and its always like pulling teeth doing runs there

>>533887134
They will keep it going, and I will keep trying to log in.

/thread

>>533887128
spoken like a person that has never tried to solo it either on lock or hunter

sleepochie

>>533887134
it did come up retard, it just wasn't playable.

Epoch live today?
Should I prepare my snacks and toiler paper?

Eredun Lied
Kes Lied
Elfen Lied
Altered Lied
Ross Lied
Kaytotes Lied

>>533887490
No.

>>533887518
>Elfen Lied
Still one of the most iconic opening sequences in an anime.

im never gonna play turtle wow even if i cant play epoch

>>533887518
trump lied too, what do you expect from jewtoch

>>533887629
you're just gonna get to wc level in epoch and then move on to the next game anyway...

>>533887490
I wouldn't bet on it

>>533887629
bronzebeard will invalidate both soon

>>533887490
my take is 2 days
there will be another test today tho

>>533886487
nothing. the next relaunch will still have a queue, still have people unable to play. there is zero fact based evidence that people have fucked up inventories that will destroy the server longterm like pro-wipers say. it's just spite towards people who got to play a little bit.

>>533886598
if they can get this shit playable and hit their stride it might be okay but the next crisis they will 100% fuck up again and again unless they learn to take accountability and change their currently broken process, and at that case i may dip out despite having waited years for this fucking thing

>>533887490
test should be sometime in the next 2-3 hours
and if that goes smoothly launch should be at the same time the base launch is tomorrow (basically 10 hours from now)
But this is epoch so probably none of that will happen

>>533887763
I cant wait for hecking epic retail mythic+ with wotlk skills in the definitive classic plus realm!

>>533887738
there's nothing i really want to play in august

>>533888000
digits of truth

we gaan

>>533887321

Wipers remember that we are the minority. You want that classic MMO experience? A proper launch will ensure that. Hold the line don't give into redditor speak VOTE 100% TRUE WIPE when the poll is launched

>>533873023
>i will help other players with quests even if it doesn't benefit me
I helped so many warriors with the whirlwind axe quest while leveling up near hillsbrad holy shit..

I've given up all human connection just to play on Project Epoch and I have absolutely nothing to show for it.

RELEASE THE SERVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

>>533888412
#cuttingforEpoch

>>533888412
imagine cumming on those... you can go deeper kittne.

>>533888412
My arm looks like that

>>533888412
>epoch sissies are like this

goodnight epoop

The wipe/non wipe shit is so weird
Didn't most of these people play vanilla when it was current and are actual boomers?
Whenever I played vanilla and started wow I joined some random shit server and my friends and I rerolled on servers multiple times for dumb reasons at the time
By the time I was doing my first deadmines runs I was seeing talk and screenshots of people in blackrock mountain. By the time I hit 60 BWL was on farm for multiple guilds. I still managed to find a comfy guild, do raids, and enjoyed the journey and the destination of vanilla.

Never once did I think about "being behind" and I was a brainlet teenager at the time.

>>533888537
faggot

>>533888412
#cut4kaytotes

>>533888269
>440 votes
>

>>533888412
i could fix you and make you feel loved even though i'm a FUB irl

>>533888412
Those aren't yours lmao

holding a "fair" server wipe/no wipe poll sounds like an excellent excuse for another arbitrary 24 hours of radio silence

>>533888412
I need a depressed self harming femgnome gf.

>>533888412
What causes this?

>>533888412

>>533888689
good sample size

>>533888412
i wanna squeeze lime juice on that

>>533888412
>she's not hitting beans
ngmi

>>533888412
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR CUTS RIGHT NOW

>>533888809
Hrt

>>533887763
>absolutely fucked up balance numbers, in starter zones every mob is gray tier, once step on barrens every mob is a elite. in pvp everyone deals 100 damage per crit.
>cash shop full of p2w
>heirloom and lvl 1 mounts
>expansions require pay real money to access

what's next? new extra boss in molten core that can only access if VIP?

>>533888689
you don't need tens of thousands of votes to get a meaningful signal, especially in online communities. most of the 60k Discord members are lurkers, alts or casual observers who were never going to vote or play seriously. in nearly every online community, a small, active subset drives most decisions and participation. so if hundreds are voting in polls, that's actually a strong sample of the engaged playerbase who are the ones most likely to be affected by the decision.

>>533888875

>>533888412
turtlesissies on suicide watch

>testing in a few hours
>7 hours in no update
Lol, lmao even

>>533795395
I did so many of these little exploit/exploration things back before Cata ruined the world. It was so fun. I remember if you go underneath stormwind and then go along the hill at the ass end of it you can get to a ledge where 100% speed mount jump + slowfall gets you right into the King's room. So me, a warlock friend of mine, and another guildie all scaled up the front side of stormwind, fell to the area below it, ran all the way to the spot, and summoned two whole raids to all jump into Varian's room. Sadly only like 30 people did the jump correctly, but it was still fun for the alliance to suddenly freak out as horde just popped into existence in their leader's room.

>>533889394
7? We meant 72, please bear with us and keep the good vibes going. :)

>>533866197
Classes are fixed with tbc talents. I don't give a shit about your fanfic as long as i can have a proper gameplay.

>>533888996
The reddit poll is clearly botted. Their entire discord is people asking for wipes besides like less than 100 level 15s.

>We will provide updates every 24 hours
>We will have the server up/down for the next 24 hours
eventually will turn into
>We will release new content next month
>We will release new content next year
>We will release new content in two years

>>533889581
then why the fuck are you playing classic+ retard? Fuck off to a TBC nostalgia server

>>533889885
God I hope so. Turtle deserves the attention that this piece of shit is getting.

Should I shave my legs? I'm straight with a bit of leg muscle.

>>533890024
hahah still not gonna play turtle tranny

>>533890045
if you're asking that then you're not straight

>STILL not up
alright

>>533890024
>spend hours and days baiting retards on an anonymous mongolian armed forces recruitment website
and it works! >>533890121

>>533889887
Outlands and TBC raidlogging is boring. I want to play in the evergrowing vanilla world with the classes fixed by tbc talents.

>>533890024
They'll win the attention just by being able to announce content and deliver it.

>>533890024
brown indian hands typed this post for 3 rupies

>>533890121
Turtle is for chuds. Epoch is literally a project that started on the /r/wowservers subreddit and has rules against 'punching down' and the progressive stack in-game. Nice projection. Faggot.

>>533866197
>Sleepoch
>Epooch
I just love how accurate these things always turn out to be lmao

>most interest I've had in WoW in 6 years is for a pserver that isn't even working

>>533888412
Atleast you're not brown

>>533890338

>>533890506
epoch looks like THIS? now i REALLY gotta play it

>>533890506
raping this gm

>>533890506
How.
Now.

>>533890667
Brown.
Cow.

>>533889887
I already am my friend

>>533890338
considering most trannies were once chuds this doesn't sound very hopeful

>>533890765
Trannies are unironically a good thing for custom servers. Weaponized autism in the modding community and HRT go hand-in-hand.

>>533890467
crazy innit

>>533890765
>considering most trannies were once chuds
why do trannies say this shit and expect everyone to believe it

90 minutes until the earliest possible time the servers could go live. If you guys need a quick nappy this is the time.

>>533890876
egg

what servers are there for chuds even
don't say wallcraft because we're gonna find out that guy got locked up for shooting at a cop during a schizo episode two years from now

>>533890506
GIVE ME THE MPQ FILES NAOW

>>533891005
Turtle

>>533891005
chuds can't make things.

>>533891005
gummy

>>533890951
how did you figure that out? did you convert 'a few hours' to epoch time?

>>533890961
you are mentally ill.

>>533890876
look up tranny before/after pics and they were nearly always an ugly chud beforehand

New thread time? I don't like the OP image. The fuck is that?

>>533891005
>wallcraft
qrd on wallcraft?

>>533891184
that's what balance druids see all the time.

>>533891178
>look up tranny before/after pics
no i don't think i will.

Just popping in to say that I was right and this shit isn't coming back up for a few more weeks at the very least

>>533891316
By the time this goes live, Turtle 1.18 will have added 3 new zones, 2 new dungeons, 600 items and another rebalance of classes. Bronzebeard will be live and Turtle 2.0 will be even closer to releasing.

Epoop is dead.

>>533891178
not all incels are trannies but all trannies are incels. still not gonna play turtle

>>533891186
private server where you die when you reach level 30. no you can't turn off xp.

>>533888000
>and if that goes smoothly launch should be at the same time the base launch is tomorrow (basically 10 hours from now)
There is no way they get this running by tomorrow

Wipe it.

>>533891535
*Kidney Shots you*

are we optimistic for a poochie mondy?

>>533888269
There will be no wipe, look at the amount of shills in that reddit.

epoch is the most reddit server i've ever seen. you guys are insane.

>>533892080
glad you're here with us

>>533892080
That's what I've been telling these faggots for the past week. It literally is a subreddit project and I'm certain >90% of (You) are tourists astroturfing.

>>533891118
It's just that, after midnight est, they've never started it earlier than 3:30am est, and it's 2:19am est atm.

My guess is that the servers are ready to be started with the DNS and all of that but no one is awake to do it atm.

I wish they'd at least release the notice with the options for how they're planning to handle the wipe
So people can think about it and stuff before their final test and see where everyone's at after more people can play

>>533892287
will never happen. they want you to waste your time testing before they wipe. it's obvious they dont care about your time at all and just view you as disposable testers

poochie devs must personally track my progress and wipe the server every time when someone is ahead of me

new thread?

>>533892515
nah, let it die

>>533892515
are you a retarded person

>>533892515
Not now I'm pooping

>>533891907
*sucks your cock*
what now pisschud?

Please, let's seriously, honestly, earnestly think about whether we should have another thread or not. Please.

We're about to hit bump limit. New thread.

yeah I'm thinking new thread

this must be to most cucked playerbased server from all private servers, literally fanatics to a server that didn't met the deadline

FRESH FASHY
>>533892775
>>533892775
>>533892775
>>533892775
>>533892775

>>533892631
These threads are a necessary containment zone. There may come a time when /vg/ won't need Epoch threads, but all the private server threads would be replaced hourly if we flooded into there instead.

>>533876495
this is how blizztroons spite looks

>>533880706
>social contract
woke shiet. doa doa doa

>>533882714
why does every single thing seems like attempt to delay more and more..