>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-102
>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png
>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg (embed)
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passworderg
Touch Bloodstain:
>>533785025
I have not unlocked the trannycoded character yet and I refuse to.
So busy arguing we forgot to make a new thread...
>>533867080 (OP)>>533866607>That's only true if you're worse than the average player here.No, by all beingvery skilled, you're co-carrying and the game -never- gets hard.
NR is only hard when people aren't carrying their weight.
>>533866775No, it's because you're discord troons and I prefer tru randomized Soulsborne transient bonds.
Why do you idiots not know how to make a new thread we were at page 10
>>533867080 (OP)we were finally free
why did you ruin it???
>>533848745Oh. Well that’s kinda retarded.
>>533855557She wants to join in on their nightly love making sessions. Poor girl has to rut herself against her pillow.
>>533867268OK I did that, what now?
If you are an executor how can you resist using RoB?? As soon as I get one I pog, my eyes glaze over and I can't stop spamming L2.
what's the hottest femboy x futa pairings in soulsborne
IMG_6800
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>>533867268Cute!!!!! Micky love forever!!!!!
>>533867305Because people here have no lives and we usually get to a 1000 posts at least with no issue.
>>533867545that's the canon way to play elden ring, yes
>>533867424stinky hors girls
>>533867590We haven't gotten to 1000 posts since 2 months ago and the previous time before that was during dlc release
I've been playing Executor for a week now. I've stopped even trying to use his parry. It's better to just roll and keep bleeding asap.
Am I wrong?
>>533867884You're wrong. Parrying and busting makes me feel good.
>>533867238Seething faggot post
>>533867884Based and truthful post
>>533867238>you're discordtroonswhy are you posting here in the first place then
go to /v/ if you want to discuss nightreign
>>533867750No, I’m positive we made it to that just 3 threads ago or something and before but I’m not going to going go looking for it so whatever
>>533867884Parry when you don't have a window anyway to build up stagger.
>>533868342>go to /v/ if you want to discuss nightreignlmfao mask off discordtroons are so funny.
>>533867214Dont flatter yourself. I saw it, I just didnt care.
>>533868342>go to /v/ if you want to discuss ELDEN RING nightreignGet help
>>533867268I don't think I have a choice in the matter.
>>533867238Only the biggest most insufferable most autistic spergs out there ever link to a previous thread to continue an argument. You lose just by nature of being a big enough retard to do that. It's over.
>>533867305why didn't YOU make the thread stupid bitch
>>533868498>>533868581uhm, yeah? this is /erg/, we're all discordtroons. every single poster you've interacted with here is a discordtranny
that's why im telling you if you don't like discordtrannies you should go to /v/ instead
>>533868342>go to /v/ if you want to discusslol self report
Sometimes I like to have heated conversations with myself in these threads just for fun.
>>533867443Now you kiss him, obviously!
>>533867341I think Miquella should rape you instead
mike
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Dutchess is a very fun character. Movement reminds me of bloodborne
>>533869320I don't think I deserve to kiss Him
Kirby
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>>533869039Kirby would unironically be more fun than the Storm Ruler.
>>533869049im right thoughbeit
>>533870234You are a middle aged balding troonoid.
>>533869320power bottom or josou seme?
>>533869978>kirby does gimmick star rod fight in every game>everyone thinks it's kino>souls does gimmick storm ruler fight in every game>everyone hates itthe hypocrisy among gamers is STAGGERING...
>>533870234headpatting a revenant
kissing a revenant
holding hands with a revenant
>Flying Dragon of the Hills
>flies into the hills
He sure showed us.
GG on horse. Hand of Malenia with fp restoration on hit lets you spam the ash of war infinitely, so fucking fun.
>>533870806Josou seme, but that's just my type
>>533870953Serpent-Hunter was kino.
>>533870953I've never played kirby. I thought it was a game for girls when I was a kid. Is it any good? I was more of a megamanfag.
>>533871271I demand power bottom fem(boy)dom!
>play with friend and match with rando yesterday
>neither of them timed their ult against libra's barrier right
>end up jobbing while the goat got away with an inch of health left
im not good enough to carry but this guy literally never pulls his weight each time he invites me over im getting sick of this shit
>>533868731Holy TRVKE
crossposting is gay in general but if you do it for multiple posts for no good reason you need a bullet
>>533871449>neither of them timed their ult against libra's barrier rightincluding you?
>>533867238something tells me you're the same recluse in this webm
>>533871383Kirby games were super easy by NES standards, but I don't think they're much easier than the average modern game by this point. If anything, the newer games have gotten harder since there's usually some optional superbosses to fight.
>>533871563i broke the first barrier and ulted the second while the other two wasted em on his buffed up state imma go bald just replaying that shit in my head at this point
>>533872187Thanks, had to take a mental health + productivity break but I'm ready to play before I go to bed tonight although I know I'll be sloppy at first
Getting back in the saddle
>>533872814glad to hear that, now post cat
you weren't in a psych ward or anything, right?
>>533872814Miquella faithful?
>>533871985Post their profile. I don't want my streak being broken
>>533871383Nightreign is a girl game
>>533873721They're so many cute girls in erg. I want to kiss them
>>533873721I was asking about kirby though?
Ironeye, we lost Recluse right before the boss died.
This is a tragedy.
I've never seen such a blue ball disconnect.
>DC'd when Fulghor was 2% hp
GGs lol
>>533874125yes i realized haha, sucks to be that recluse
>>533874140I was shook when Fulghor started T-posing on me.
I was more shook when you disconnected.
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>>533874015NTA but Kirby is manly game for manly gamers.
>>533873721This is true. Everyone who plays it behaves like a woman and has a spiritual vagina as evidenced by the last two months of threads. You still need to let me cum inside you btw.
silleh
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>>533873129I live all by myself and I'm an American, I don't have basic healthcare I can't fathom the cost of a psych ward
The only medicine for me is vidya games!
>>533874565Cute pussy, glad you're okay GG <3
>be American>go to a doctor>bankrupt>>533874565I feel your pain fellow freecitizen
Maybe I should start playing Revenant.
>Scholar rev trying her best to teach magic
>Raider and Ironeye not understanding at all but happy to be there
I thought it was a cute screenshot
gg on the goat anons
>>533874565adorbs, thanks cutie
>>533875117lmao, gg goat
Freezing mist sucks and is ass to use but it was the only frost I had
>>533874749My medical plan:
Drink water, be skinny, hope one day I can afford to see a doctor because I might actually have cancer but not like it'd do me any good to know
Miquella would not stand for such gross mistreatment!
At least the feds can't take our loli or shota doujins, bro
>>533874705Not GG?
>>533873434Nor this person?
>>533875517Seiln has cheated relics
>>533875437Hey Rev have you seen where Raider wen
>>533875593Nah the duchess carried as per usual.
>>533875437yeah don't post that
>want to try executor
>all his passives are based on blocking or roaring
>dogshit
I just want to proc bleed ffs
>>533875437>BWLBThats a new onomatopoeia
Good to see the literary arts aren't dead
Deflect in your solo games you fucking weeb faggots, in teams either do your job as status bitch or play something else
>>533875764Its very clear they had sekiro in mind when they designed the executor, but the arcane was pinned on last minute since all katanas are mainly for status.
They really should have made him more of a knightly swordsman than a samurai swordsman, something like those FE characters that use one sword. That way there wouldn't be any weird crossover with the status effects and just go full physical damage/swordplay.
>>533876102They should have gone full Crucible. Weebshit is the worst thing to happen to Soulslike games.
>>533876102Or just add bleed to his meme sword
Outta the way, superior guardian coming through
>>533876217But even when you do that with a relic it feels underwhelming. His stamina is so shit that nothing ever builds up fast enough.
Shit, it feels like both Ironeye and Duchess are better at status than he is.
Is the evergirl relic good with recluse? I'm using it with the wizzard rise relic at the same time is that dumb?
>>533867884>not parrying and proccing statuses at the same timengmi better switch to ironsissies now bro.
>>533876360ironGOD.... i kneel
>>533877212It's a flat attack power increase, its unconditionally good on all characters, that's why it gets called a crutch.
any psn players here who aren’t in the group?
>>533877212recluse is already a girl so it has no effect
>>533870953You’re kinda right. A lot of people don’t like Kirby Dream Land 2’s final boss with the dream sword because it’s actually kinda tough which is funny to say for a Kirby game, but I’m not kidding.
>>533872139They’re pretty easy yeah, and I wouldn’t say the true arena stuff is THAT hard either. The optional superbosses usually just have a “gotcha fuck you” attack that gets rid of your ability so you might have to redo it again and this time dodge the attack. This isn’t to mention all the cheese abilities that make you invincible with a certain move with no timing requirement or anything at all.
They should have made executor taunt enemies when he is in meme sword mode. What good is parrying(besides avoiding aoe) if the enemy ignores you?
>>533877960Created all life after all.
>>533877960DLC Recluse skin.
>>533878238True they also should’ve given him two guns and jump canceling.
>>533878238should have been a katana tank like dunban. now hes just status slave with a schizo kit
AIIIIIEEEE HAVE MERCY GAWDSKINS
>>533879306omg... you beat him?
>>533879264your sleep pots?
so why does irone have a fiery eye in his ending? and why are him,wylder and rescluse the only ones with a unique ending?
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>>533879513I wish I had a big dick
>>533869834Bloodborne was better
>>533875630I didn't even see the post and I know what it was from this kek
>Some ED fights are easier than their normal one
When are From's B team gonna introduce super hard mode that combines both Normal and ED varients in a single fight?
>>533867558your dad x your mom
>>533873242>yin posteri know who and what you are. bend over.
>>533880302No need to be ashamed then, just enjoy watching.
Necromancy needs to be replaced by something else
>>533867558Chosen Undead x Dark Sun Gwyndolin.
Duchess might get a Gwyndolin skin because of his silly crown.
>>533880571why did he get raised as a girl?
So now the turd spammer is spamming on topic scat porn? Weird switch up...
>>533880571gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>533880627the moon is feminine in japanese mythology or something like that
>>533880627Because Moon deities have to be women.
To replace Filianore.
>>533879946Thank you based janny miqqy! Clean up all the nasty poop!
Giving shoulder rubs to every /erg/ femanon
>>533880991What if I want to be a femanon but I'm not
>>533881080are you a smooth pale twink?
>>533880763not sure it’s the same xir but at least jannies are insta removing it this time
>>533881130I just got out of the bath and exfoliated my body, so yes!
>>533881237put on the Miquella cosplay and I'll breed you
>>533881080Do you like femanons too or are you purely gay?
>>533881080Do you have a Reversal Ring?
DON'T YOU DARE approach Miquella the Kind!
>>533881527femboys are so cute bros
Is the fragility of casters worth it?
>>533881679yes
they do a lot of damage
>>533881537You know it just occur to me that like 50% of item description in fromsoft games involve sentence like "it was/is said that".
man fuck flame pillars
ggs big horse
>>533881679as long as you dont get hit yea
>>533881606don't you daaaaar
GG Rev and Exec
Easy horse, easy life.
I had so many legendaries I didn't even know what to do with them. Luckily half of them had "increased ranged damage"
>>533882046I wonder if I would be happier if I were more severely mentally ill
>>533881631How is that cute? You're just a faggot.
>>533882446>severely mentally illYou mean brown?
>>533872814Anon, are you one of those wylder wives who all wanted to get pregnant together?
What do you guys do if nobody pings a route? Most games with /erg/, nobody ever pings a route
>>533876102Tenacity makes no fucking sense either. It's literally useless. I guarantee Suncatcher was supposed to build up some kind of status on you and then using L2 would cure it and buff you. Jr clearly learned from Mike to change random shit at the last fucking second without changing all the other shit connected to it.
>youtube shows me lore video
>about nightreign
Why do people try to make sense of this schizoshit?
>>533882747Really? I've been playing with ERG daily for almost 2 months now and I've never once been in a match where someone wasn't pinging.
>>533882660you weren’t supposed to point that out chud *throws you in prison*
>>533882747You ping and you lead the way.
If they refuse to ping and don't follow, it isn't your fault. How are you supposed to know what they're thinking?
>>533882747just move to the neareat POI while waiting for someone to take the lead? if nobody pings at all then (You) should lead them anon
>>533882436GG silly loot farm
dragon cragblade is fun
>>533882747I never ping I just follow.
I love cock so much why can't I be a girl and suck all the cock I want and help make every anon here feel good~
>>533879946He’s so cute how do I make love to him
>>53388316941% yourselves already
>>533872814>>533874565>>533875385i don’t play but it’s good to see you back and well anyway :)
I love ace so much why can't I be a girl and suck all ace cock I want and help make every ace here feel good~
>>533882747Idk. Some people are so lazy. I'm not your babysitters. Ping if you want to go somewhere. I always just default to the cluster of bosses and goals in the north if we're done with the castle. Maybe to the mall or to the lake?
>>533883169Ummmmmmmm where did you get this picture of my time with the girls this is private information
>>533883876Don't ace people not wan sex
Ace makes me not want to to have sex
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I would like to try the new boss
Would anyone like to play (I play recluse)
I want to have sex with a pretty lady
>>533883385He already have a wife and children though.
huh
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why?
>>533884872you're probably a tranny
>>533885056What could possibly make you think that?
>>533885306are those her puffy nuts?
>>533885657That's OBVIOUSLY her pussy, you weirdo
I need to cum hilted to the base deep inside miquella NOW.
everybody on /erg/ right now should post nudes
>>533886372Why would you want that...
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>>533886201I only post those on /v/
Right now I'm looking to play games with /erg/
>>533886450>I want and help make every anon here feel good~I'm an anon and I want to feel good
>>533886664Doesn't that make you gay?
>>533886554damn girl, you post nudes on /v/? that's almost enough to get me browsing that cesspit of a board again
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/erg/ more like /erp/
I'll begin
*I remove your armor from your sexy body*
I plan to make love to this warrior
>>533886805Liking femboys is straight
>>533886909grey sky where it should be blue
grey sky where I should see you
>>533887018femboys is not tranny shit, that anon said they wanted to be a girl
>tfw no sword and board character
>>533887264I hope to god the snb char has No Skill on his shield. Jesus fucking christ
>>533886885I'm bricked up
It's been 3 months where are the new characters im going insane
no one dare
disturb the sound of silence
snage
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>>533886824>GirlHehe, lmao
don't you dare approach miquella the kind
>>533887264i wish. my characters have always been sword and shield.
i played guardian a bit, but it's not the same.
he insanely slow, while medium shield and straight sword builds are very reactive and fast.
There is a storm approaching. I am that storm...
Why does Elden Ring attract so many trans and femboys compared to Dark Souls?
>>533887952Directed by sarr raj
Name 10 trans and femboys
>>533884964weird. maybe it can't stack with +3 vigor?
there is a house in new orleans
they calllllll it the rising sun
>>533887974I'm a girl. And it's because they have good taste in games
>>533887974You motherfucker, I've played since Dark Souls 1
What metric are you pulling that shit from
>>533888139stop LARPing as a tranny
Were you there?
https://youtu.be/xP5LkLmPYNg?t=7h38m23s
I've never seen a tranny irl before...
>>533888349Come to california
I've sucked off many a tranny from /vg/
I keep getting matchmaking failed..
>>533888361Hiya
I stepped in because I wanted to clear the new boss with Recluse the only character I play because wizardslol
>>533888325If it’s not pre-patch I don’t care.
>>533888443Everyone has blocked you
https://files.catbox.moe/wx70qv.mp4
>>533888130prove it
have sex with me and get pregnant
you know I'm just a fool for you
you got me wrapped around your finger
do you have to let it lingeeeeeeeeeer
"People" who like Everdark Sovereign Maris aren't people
>>533888458and because of the big hat!
post ass
>>533888705But the spectacle bro! I was in awe when I fought it even though I was screaming at my teammates and calling them braindead retards for not knowing how the weapon works!
>>533888727Fine faggot but just the one, and at lightspeed
https://files.catbox.moe/6o3vgy.jpg
>Posting your old nudes
Faggot lol
the world is just a marble
in the palm of my hand
>>533888856Eww gross nevermind
>>533888856do you like getting eaten out?
(Boomer buttrock song lyrics)
>>533889497give me a word
give me a sign
show me where to look
tell me what will I find?
Why does this thread suddenly look like dsg?
f3f
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Buh nu-nuh nah nah nu-nah nah nu-nah nah nahhh
>*Yeah*
Buh nu-nuh nah nah nu-nah nah nu-nah nah nahhh
WOooooOOOooAAaaAahhhhhh
>>533889083You're mega gay
HEAVEN LET YA LIGHT SHINE DOWN!
Why do people shit on Elden Ring bosses so much? Fulghor is probably my favorite boss in the Soulsborne series
someday love will find you
break those chains that bind you
one night will remind you
how we touched and went our separate ways
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gg babes
someone post the deleted image again I missed it
>>533890421KEK
mind if i save this?
>>533890480gg oniichan xoxo
a housewife from encino
who's husband's on the gold course
with his book of rules
gtk7t
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>>533890576Save it, it's all yours my friend : )
Enriched, empowered conservatives listen to Daft Punk. Incel white bois listen to buttrock like Journey.
6o3vgy
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lunatic fringe
in the twilight's last gleaming
>>533891003I'm not a gay but....
Anon you weren't supposed to save that..
>>533891003Miquellabros...
all I see turns to brown
as the sun burns the ground
and my eyes fill with sand
as I scan this wasted land
>>533891467TRYIN TO FIND
TRYIN TO FIND
WHERE I'VE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN
>>533891427>level 14>zero flaskspost block so we can steam!
Any psbros wanna play
the rest are doing a co-op bb playthrough
big beautiful playthrough
>>533891643this, real gamers only get to level 10 intentionally to make the boss harder
what'll you do when you get lonely
and nobody's waiting by your side
you been runnin and hiding much too long
you know it's just your foolish pride
>*shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing*
>I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN
>*shitty guitar solo*
>SHE GET HIIIIGH
>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH
>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
>*shitty ten minute keyboard solo*
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>*song ends*
Try finger
>>533892098hole
Duos is the real baby mode, never got lvl 15 by night one before. Even the 3 matches with randos I’ve had we just run out of stuff to do
>>533882729No. What the fuck did I miss?!
>>533883842Spankanon you gotta pick up the controller and play bro
You'll love Miquella even more!
>>533892405I haven't played a duo yet. Is it just "solo" with one extra person?
>>533892751No, it's Trio with one less person, and Zeros but with 2 more people
Zeroes is the most fun to play
>>533892751it's quartets but halved
home, home again
I like to be here when I can
when I come home, cold and tired
it's good to warm my bones beside the fire
>>533892751it's actually 2 solo runs happening at the same time, in the same map
Is there a comp more disfunctional than Guardian, Executor and Revenant?
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>>533892751Tell me more about this, "solo"
>>533893236recluse, duchess, ironeye
>>533893236why is that dysfunctional
What determines if you get 5 or 7 sigils after beating the everdark sovereign?
Is it performance based, or is it like a 3 win streak or something?
>>533892495A lot(3 I think) of horny femanons all decided to marry wylder and be his wives and also sisters with each other and all bear his children
Ah cool, so one mentally ill samefag. Gotcha
I'm twirling a cane Made of peppermint
>>533893542because those are the three classes he personally dislikes
is there a map of rune rewards by POIs?
or something like that?
>>533893542too much aggro competition
Anyone having an issue where they can't perform any actions like attack/run/jump, and are forced to just walk around for a while? Seems to only happen at the very start of runs and fixes itself after about 30 seconds.
GG wrangling the golden Uma, Rev/Ironeye. What was the reason for having us path into Noklateo on night one? That didn't seem to benefit us at all.
>>533894053GG.
>What was the reason for having us path into Noklateo on night one?I was wondering that. I did break apart to get two extra flask on day 2, hope you guys didn't mind, ironeye is very squishy and I like going full melee.
Anyone having an issue where they can't perform any actions like push-up/run/jump, and are forced to just walk around for a while? Seems to only happen at the very start of exercising and fixes itself after about 30 seconds of stopping.
I hate revenant players.
They only use the Pumpkin Head which blocks the entire screen for everyone else. Unless they ult, then they throw out the skeleton for useless laser beams. Every erg revenant does this. You're just making the game miserable for everyone else.
Just use the page. You can use the skeleton's roar to revive players when your ult is down. Only use the pumpkin heads if you're doing a triple ranged comp or fighting the crystalians.
>no coop sessions
>invading works fine
god damn seamless jank
>>533894159I just simulate the enemy in my head and perfect parry everything anyways.
>>533890294because they're bad and poorly designed and you have bad taste
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>>533894159They use him because he gives the best buff by far
>>533894159Pumpkin buffs damage. get bonked idiot
does erg each other to steam or is that tranny behavior
>>533884740Yes, I gave them to him
>>533884872>>533885306>>533885936Please god provide me with a breeding sow who looks like this
>>533872187>>533874443Ok but isn't Kirby actually a girl too though?
>>533869001why do people say this i go there all the time and regularly discuss things i was just there talking about a new game reveal a week ago and all its related threads were great
>>533869039>white eye orb
>>533889558erm i am literally cooming?
If I shave off my beard I look exactly like Miquella. Straight up exactly like him...
Straight up don't give a shit
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based on stats, what nightfarers are missing?
I wish bloodborne had more weapons.
>No Libra on map
>Ironeye somehow has symbol of avarice
Hmmm
>>533895834I found it on a dead Recluse one time
>>533892751It’s basically solo scaling but with two people. I honestly don’t know how you can lose since day one full clear castle is so free that you’ll have it done before the first ring forms
>>533895635unarmed character that specializes in fist weapons with S stamina can just spam attacks like a madman
>>533895936honestly if i found a recluse red phantom, i would
>>533895635DLC man with A scaling in everything
>>533894159not my problem
>summons skeleton in narrow corridor
>>533895635Waste of Skin
D in every stat
>>533893931only guardian wants aggro there
>>533895635This guy, S stamina, dual wield specialist berserker. With death blight and vampiric focused abilities.
>>533896103that would be cool actually. everyone on /erg/ would have to play only him to prove you're not trash
>>533896103ironeye's like half a step from being that already
I had a dream one of the new bosses was a cute chibi dragon school wearing Rev riding ontop of 3dog
>>533894571this isn't old /dsg/, there is no sense of community here
>>533896103what are the specials?
>>533893021sing the steely dan one next i like that one
>>533895431do it right now and post results
you 4chan manwhores are so gross
ohhh honey, you don't know the half of it
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>>533897137You wouldn't get it, but you're missin out
>>533895635Lazy methodology, assigning each letter score a number (D=0, C=1, B=2, A=3, S=4), then just taking the average
HP: 1.75
FP: 1.375
STA: 1.625
STR: 1.5
DEX: 1.876
INT: 1.25
FAI: 1.5
ARC: 1.625
Main problem with methodology is thw fact that these don't actually reflect the exact dtat things, but it seems like in general there's not a big underrepresented stat, olintelligence is the least prelevant but I don't see Fromsoft wanting to step on Recluae or Duchess' toes. It seems like Fromsoft is keeping them pretty closely balanced to eachother, so there's not an obvious huge gap to fill, so I feel like a faith strength character would be something they'd go with, I was hoping for a Dex character but it's actually the one with the highest average scaling
salty runback for goat
fuck that fag
Why do both Miquella and Heolstor have three arms?
>>533897383I like that booger fish thing
>>533897383mique probably uses his own spirit to actually move since he's like dead or something.
heol probably does as a result of humans fusing with the night's essence ala soul of cinder
>>533897214I don't think I'm missing out on anything, I have enough self worth to not want to get sexual validation from anonymous strangers like a literal worthless slut
>>533897741Its not about self worth, it's just fun getting a rise out of people. You just don't understand, but that's fine.
You'd understand if you had anything to offer anyone.
>>533885306Miquella would never tuck
>>533897741>*Prattling pates a "you're beautiful" in your direction*Congratulations you're now a slut.
The erg experiment has failed, it’s for us all to return to dsg
>>533897245>faith strength character would be something they'd go withi'm hoping for a crusader type. medium shield and sword/mace/flails + incantations to buff shield or weapon.
>>533896638Passive - Shabriri''s woe. Funny face.
Skill - Taunt enemies in front of you. You deal more damage to taunted enemies, take more damage from them.
Art - For 10s all stats are set to A
other guy in the 2/3 if we dont get someone in 5 minutes im leaving sry
>>533895642you can see Miquella's nipple
>>533898106>flaillook, i'd like to see a flail moveset that isn't trash but the list of maces in er isn't that good
>>533898253>too scared to duoLmao, don’t worry a mush or terr will come and carry you shitters
>>533897214Need this boy to suck my dick
>>533898282he's a boy so it's fine
>>533898373How about a full grown man....
>>533898461shut up and suck my cock, hat
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>>533898542That one wasn't me, boss
>>533898542You can call me pat....
>>533898417Yeah but it's making me horny
what do you want from the new characters story wise? a boy, a female or a fantasy race?
>>533898305>>533898106Flails are a good weapon type.
Strike + bleed and they have a legendary unlike halberds.
It's just their moveset that is trash.
They're dex weapons though, so not really compatible with hammers.
>>533898670more girls for femanons to play and self insert as
>>533898342This thing is gonna carry me?
I want a character of no renown with body type A or B in a dark fantasy setting.
>>533896638passive: higher chance of finding boluses
skill: throws 1 dagger
art: all teammates heal 10% of HP bar
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Who will win the Wylderb owl?
>>533899036amazing, I like this one
>>533899036You forgot the one where all of this is in an executor dream bubble
>>533899373don't you mean encouraging and supporting
>>533894159pumpkin not only buffs damage but he does the best DPS himself when you ult. also has the best AoE.
>>533897839I've got a track record of having plenty enough to offer in my past intimate and fulfilling relationships to have had my every need and want promptly met, which they've all considered a privilege to provide for me that but you wouldn't understand that
I would understand getting a rise out of people, so I'm glad I can also fulfil that with thoughts and words instead of sacrificing the private sanctity and the exclusivity of my body, but I don't think that's something you might understand either
>>533897137even though men cant be whores
>>533898106Not happening. Crusading is too cool for this game.
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>>533900443*sniff*
Hmm...
*sniiiiiiiiff*
Smells like.. a gay writeup from a butthurt faggot..
Wait, yes.. I'm sure of it, now.
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>I've got a track record of having plenty enough to offer in my past intimate and fulfilling relationships to have had my every need and want promptly met, which they've all considered a privilege to provide for me that but you wouldn't understand that
I would understand getting a rise out of people, so I'm glad I can also fulfil that with thoughts and words instead of sacrificing the private sanctity and the exclusivity of my body, but I don't think that's something you might understand either
>>533898812That's a fucked up thing to say and think of who would do such a thing
>>533895635Monk Faith and Dex starting weapon Fists
Druid Strength and Arcane starting weapon Beast claws
Paladin Faith and Strength starting weapon 1H Hammer
As much as I want more weapon types to be added in the game (loved light greatsword and thrusting shield) it would dilute the pool of drops and make it more aids for everyone.
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This thread made me horny and I don't know what to do about it.
>>533899036Poor girl... Schlicking herself to sleep at night... Hearing the full passion of their vigorous love making...
Femboy STR/FTH with personality of Leda
>>533894158Sounds like you have bone cancer. See a doctor.
Typical assmad porn addicts don't bother replying further as I will be occupied enjoying loving sex for a great length of time
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>>533900835We’re getting [weapon] chance discovery up relic perks
I miss her so much bros...
I'll take good care of her for you. Actually she will take good care of me... if you catch my drift.
the absolute state of erg
>1/3 for the past 10 min
erg is dead
>>533887974compare the release year and number of sales
Itt: /dsg/ troons don't know the new password. Top zozzle
>>533902579I hope you're black because that's the only type of man she's interested in.
>>533902371i've jerked off to this webm like 30 times already can you make a new one please
>>533893823really a lot
great enemy (red)
castle
invasion zone (normal enemies)
a lot
great enemy
some
great enemy (blue)
>>533895834i also got one off a corpse once
gg horse
I couldn't see shit on my screen after invasion
maybe one day I'll buy a new monitor
>>533903803gg horse holy fuck that was the worst run in my life we got so unlucky with the libra gank right in the middle of the city. I also couldn't see shit and I fell off a cliff and kys'd myself (in game)
>>533903803Blacklist behaviour
>>533903803gg, i really fucking hate that goat, he got really lucky when and where he spawned, normally I would leave nok for him but we got trash field bosses and POIs so we were super behind in levels.
Some guy on the password was trying to do Guardian’s quest so we just let him do it, it was just a golem so who fucking cares get us the 30,000 runes and all while we do the Gaol. He downed and then rage quit. This was one of you guys, but I’m scared to say his name because the institution will deny me because he’s a high ranking member who didn’t do his quest this entire time I guess.
>>533867080 (OP)not familiar with nightreign why is this character broly
>>533904045All Guardians are turbo shitters, this suprises absolutely no one
Things to make me godlike guardian
Shield with parry.
>>533904219Yeah well just be sure to blacklist this guy. I’ll give you a hint (since he’s higher up in erg society than me): he uses the alva skin for guardian.
who are the hungriest nightfarers
The new storm ruler doesn’t even feel like an omega strong weapon. I think my purple giant crusher would be doing more damage if I could hit the fucker.
Guardian will be top tier when I get the increased seal drop relic
>>533904386>higher up in erg societyProtip: no one gives a fuck about namefags. The only people that ever talk about namefags are them referencing themselves.
well there goes the streak again
I'm not good enough at gigamaris to solo it ;_;
especially when those tidal waves zone me out perfectly while I'm stuck near the border
why can't randos figure out how to charge
>>533904386Give us more, what’s the first letter of his name
>>533895635dancer dual wield character, passive character skill is reduced recovery frames on dual wield attacks. Ultimate is gaining infinite poise and being unable to be reduced below 1 HP while making it so attacks dont cost stamina, nearby allies stamina cost also reduced to 0 for the duration.
HP - C
FP - C
STA - S
Str - B
Dex - A
Int - C
FAI - C
Arc - C
>533904337
>533904753
ultra copium
>>533904045post his steam so we can block
>>533904892>dsgtroonopinion discarded
>>533904851D.
>>533904794Dude you’d ban me from the general for uttering his name.
>>533897508They are called lumpsuckers no that is not a joke. They eat parasites.
>>533905004While it is true that I am the god of /erg/. The undisputed best player that stands far above the rest. The most handsome and talented individual to ever post in the general. I am a merciful god who only bans those who truly deserve it.
>>533905004Dvoldemort, knew it
Ha! Prince of Death, take a good long look!
See the wrath of the Golden Order! The Order's justice, writ in blood!
This is what's become of your precious witch! Naught but expired meat and bone! This is a proper death, O Prince!
Look at this rotten whore. No more children can be got from this useless flesh!
Behold, your mother is dead!
Heh heh heh heh...This is revenge, you witch! And you, you ghoul! This is the wrath of D
>enter random password
>get matched
>>533904045Guardian is completely shit with no damage. You should always babysit a guardian for this reason.
>Just 2 hand weapon>Just use 2 halb-Discount Raider
>>533904883>being unable to be reduced below 1 HPwe already have an ult that does that
rest of it is good though, "infinite stamina" ult is definitely needed in the roster
>>533905395she eats bread ingame QED
>>533905241I see. Ok his name was Death Knight.
>>533905265Close
>>533904892This
>>533905052I sincerely doubt that
>>533905708It could be true or false. You'll find out in due time
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>>533894778i was under the impression that was left ambiguous but idk
>>533905978>Guardian rescues 2 other guardian shitters*yawn* I eep
>>533882863virginity, desperation for clout/money, all of the above, etc.
>>533905978Post the names you coward
>>533906150Freddy Jones and Dewey Finn
>>533887974co-opting and wider audience reached
>>533905698we have devil knight (or devil k***ht), but no death knight afaik
>erg 1/3
>niggerg 1/3
its over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGzKWpCFVAk
>>533906687That was all from the same Lil' Wayne song
>>533893295Underrated post.
>>533895738Ehh, what we have is kino enough. Remember that nearly all of them technically count as 2 weapons.
>>533896201Keep dreaming.
>>533906909im getting on once my coffee is done
>>533904578don’t start please
>>533906687it’s trashy boomoid buttrock don’t worry about it
>>533906678Unwatchable noise pollution
>>533906909drinking coffee and doing my tiny bit of "work" for the day
blame the scat poster for me not joining sooner
>>533907165Do you look like this and live in Mecca?
>>533882863You clicked the video, retard.
>It auto played-You can turn that shit off.
>>533906658Ranni > the other two
>>533907165She would be dead from hypothermia if she dressed like that in that environment
hand of malenia kinda sucks.
i do more damage with my purple triple status katana.
>>533907641True. Those clothes are better suited for Mecca.
>>533907029can i start yet
>>533893527pretty sure this is the strongest comp
>>533908253>strongest compraider, wylder, ironeye
>>533907705>Triple statuswhy?
"Add bleed to starting weapon" increases the katana's bleed. Seppuko adds more bleed and triggers his passive.
It's just better than cold+poison.
>>533907705Best offhand weapon in the game
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>playing with randoms
>first rando immediately quits
>all relics disabled
nani the fuck
>>533908459Oh wait, grafted and Maria ass are better, forgive my slip up in game knowledge
>>533908253>>533908295actually it's ironeye duchess and executor
>>533908253Actually, that's revenant, revenant, revenant.
>>533904578>who are the hungriest nightfarersEither revenant or duchess, but especially revenant. She will eat every starlight shard she comes across.
>>533908580he cast Law of Regression on you
>>533908171no. no more starting until i say so. thanks.
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bar could be even bigger if the green frog didnt start the jew goat fight so soon
I just know people hate seeing me in their game
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED AUGUST 4TH 2025)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
gemmy
>B tier
lero sister
zullie
sycjs
yys
>C tier
miquella goonette
nora kisaragi
gemmy clone
rellana roleplayer
>D tier
madison
neko clone
signalisposter
>>533909735i was frazzled from you pinging an evergaol and waiting at it while you went elsewhere and i didnt think about it. i didnt even take my own reward after paying (((him)))
I keep encountering people ragequitting over the tiniest fucking things
>executor quits after two-barring at the forest gaol because he and the other rando drew the tree spirit into our banished knights fight (I stayed away and drew the banished knights away from the tree spirit)
>next game raider quits on us after 3-barring to the basement BBH because we don't get him up in time and instead finish off BBH
on a different matter, I really like how the post-damage restoration completely fills up your HP if you get a riposte.
just traded and staggered the boss? here's all your HP back.
missed the first parry but connect the second? here's all your HP back.
I know it works it Bloodborne the same way, but did Malenia's great rune also work that way? I never tried that out
>>533910483>I really like how the post-damage restoration completely fills up your HP if you get a riposte.its extremely satisfying. i never take that relic off (melee)
>>533909828>miquella goonette and yys switched tiers good choice
If you have more games on one character than I do total get a life
>>533910885how many is that
>>533910885How many total games do you have?
>ES MARIS IS... LE GOOD MUH SEA ELDRITCH BOSS
Why are FromSoft drones like this?
>>533911310who cares you whiny fucking bitch
>>533911310retarded /v/fag detected
go back
>>533910483the numbers on malenia greatrune are just bad compared to BB rally, and it lowers your flask healing too. the % of dmg converted, the time before it falls off, the fact it instantly falls off instead of slowly like in BB. it may just be placebo, but i feel like those numbers are slightly better in NR, and especially if you have 2 rally effects it goes up to 100% dmg converted which is cool
>>533911310It’s a skill check
>>533911821rough start at the camp but we still win
gg
>>533911821>hiding your flasksLmao, carried by goatpaste
can you guys please play worse, its not fun when boss melt in 10s
>>533911937all good wylder gs carried me until we got to noklateo
>>533911951I go to the gym I do pullups I can carry myself !
ES maris is so fucking annoying solo when his health dropped below 50% and he just started spamming tsunami from all sides.
>having a team that can defeat multiple bosses simultaneously is incredibly advantageous in terms of leveling and power.
>split up and kill bosses solo for max efficency
why doesn't /erg/ do this?
>>533912217/erg/ tried, but then some people Reqence sperged all over the thread for several hours after rage quitting and calling the tactic "trolling"
>>533912217Because there’s only a few players here who can actually solo 3 man hp pool bosses
>start match
>find a player's corpse at the starting camp
>executor with nothing but his starter weapon and stonesword key
>>533911821sex with Spirit
>>533912217it's not tho, it's about the same speed as normal
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thanks, ishizaki
>>533912217>yeah let's split up and solo BBH, BBK, and Death Rite Bird in 3 man health pool scaling
>>533912615>parry shield>magic damage>holy damagei dont see the issue
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Revsisters is this ok?
>>533912730what are those dogshit 1st and 3rd relics lmao
>>533912217They stagger less, and you all have to still traverse the map to pick those reward pools. If you're close it makes giving gear easier. Having to hold even 2 items for someone limits your build potential and demands a lot more in terms of logistics and coordination than just dropping it seeing if they want it and scampering on your merry way.
>>533912730Put the ED Bug relic on top and I’ll hold your hand to every gaol and tower my sweet
>>533913124No it fucking wasn’t, holy fuck you guys were awful
>>533913228can tell you werent in the game because it was smooth
>>533912730Bad 1st and 3rd.
While I do love ghostflame for trash clears and just adding more functionality to the ult it's not worth it if 2 of your 9 potential skill slots are going to stat bonuses.
All 3 are bad in the third relic their effects just are not potent enough.
6 of your 9 relic skill slots should be good real good
Like bonuses to incantation types, attack up from goal, strengthen allies, powered up when fighting alongside family, damage negation on knock back, defeating enemies charges ult that kind of stuff that stacks easy with buffs you find on expedition or is just outright strong or adds functionality. At least 6 of them should be those. The other 3 can be garbage and it's not worth the effort to roll it and by some miracle have it be the right color to get more than 6/9
>>533915105Peer reviewed, Snopes verified, patriot fact-checked proof?
geegee horse
sorry raider for leaving you in the rain i think your timer ran out
>>533915981steam so I can block?
>>533915981Exterior fish eggs
>>533904883Im glad you retards dont work in the industry
enough horse, time to dragon or goat
the name's horse. gg horse.
>>533915981How did you get out of that? Dog form?
>>533916947could this be a house?
>>533917123Once you learn the patterns he's arguably the easiest
Based spamming sisters having a fit mocking the lolcow.
>>533912217because the S tiers are only in so many games
Because we aren't seed checkers
>>533916947dumb question but how are you guys recording gameplay videos and dumping them in small webm size so quickly?
>>533917768shadowplay & webm for retards
>>533912217because it is comfy having a +1 to fall back on in trios and usually people don't want to split off from the pair for risk of dying and feeling embarrassed or like they will be ridiculed for it
even when it makes plenty of sense to do so, some groups though are cozy enough to where they play really loose but usually it results in taking on harder challenges and not splitting
>>533917768obs and [insert video creator here]
>>533917768steam recording & webm for lazys
>>533915981>>533916947why do you keep getting stuck
>>533912217Because minmaxing is for virgins
>>533918113His dress is long and loose.
>>533917246oh my god someone join the game
>>533912217because nobody asks me to
>>533918193I'm taking a break to send work emails right now.
>>533918193Sorry I only queue ED
>>533918585all bosses 2/3
nox left
grass left
poopmask left
zenovis left
shitmask left
rya left
dsgtroon squad left
nyeko left
benhardt left
lero left
oulero left
klippy left
gemmy left
yemmy left
hbsc left
hibiscus left
pmask left
noktily left
umaru left
hellkite dragon left
jeenine left
prod left
oro left
syccjs left
leafschizo left
pancakes left
dogged contender left
zem left
nezuk left
madison left
mokfel left
amirah left
varrewhore left
umbra left
kairo left
benhart left
nora left
miquella goonette left
terr left
gemmy clone left
radahn left
yui left
darius left
dorkslayer left
lucifer left
nyeko clone left
mush left
dragonirian left
sneedger left
mari left
yys left
ace left
slugma left
steam group troons left
ergcord left
bumocord left
ER dev support left
fcs left
it's nyover...
>>533919419I've recently played with terr, yys, mush, and slugma though?
I'd like it if (you) left
>>533919509everybody is complaining about it though
>>533919718we know comradski
>>533916887>>533919761so heckin valid and true, my fellow xister!
>>533919718No? Everybody is praising it because M-MUH SPECTACLE M-MH ATMOSPHERE M-MUH DIFFERENT PLAYSTYLE
>>533919761>this schizo faggot again
so who's the next ever dark?
>>533919884the is the laziest disinformation campaign since
>>533376737
>>533920223Anons liking the game makes some upset for some reason.
>>533920223Everyone on Youtube are praising it because IT'S SO LE HECKIN' FUN MUH LOVECRAFTIAN JELLYFISH
>>533920223>disinformation campaignThey literally changed the patch notes some time after release. It did initially say that you couldn't go over 5 item slots with the relic effect.
>>533920306why should i care about what youtubers think
>>533920306Based youtube enjoying zoomer anon,
>>533920401I mean you already admitted it yourself and then decided to pretend otherwise. Weird thing to try to gaslight people over considering how irrelevant it is now.
>>533920401You mindbroke the troon. Xhe is seething hard.
>>533920552again just reversing someones post and then saying gaslighting is very lazy
>>533920196Gladius and Libra
>>533920831kys
(Kiss your sister)
>>533919493They left between you playing with them and that post obviously
went to grace in the rain, leveled up and died immediately even after healed. Sorry rev and duchess had to wait for me
>>533920831fuuuck...why is HE so pretty
>>533919493>playing with the tierlist spammer>playing with the trooncord e-dating duo>playing with the blacked porn spammerRetard.
>>533921114I don't think there is a codified name like stockholm syndrome for groomed idiots yet.
EVERDARK MARIS IS SO LE HECKIN' FUN MUH SPACE JELLYFISH MUH DIFFERENT BOSSFIGHT MUH SPECTACLE MUH ATMOSPHERE
>>533921343so true comrade sister!
>>533921114Despite all the ruckus raised here, I have not found anybody worth blocking in game. Except sneedger for blatantly cheating.
>>533921738But mush and yys will erp in front of you
gg libra and sorry for the poor performance, I didn't manage to get a decent seal.
>>533921791oh no rajesh and a troon will erp nooo
>>533921875yeah you were dogshit
blocked
>>533921875gg goat you did fine hope you didn't mind my C-tier parrying lmao
>>533921912nice falseflag
>>533921875gg it not that bad. Though this boss hitbox kinda suck for fist weapon.
>>533922013>rev AND a guardianwyldGOD had to carry so hard that game
>>533888349I never saw one until I went to college. There was the hottest femboy ever in my class and I legitimately thought that I was gay, but then it turned out that he (she) was a biological woman that used a male name and male clothes and had small tits. So I'm not gay I'm fine.
Now im in university and there's even more trannies, but mostly just young effeminate men who wear makeup and use a female name
>>533922013>down to one flaskYup that's a C-tier game.
>>533922079>I went to college>Now im in universityWhat's the difference?
What will Gladius gimmick be for ED? Dogs keep splitting more and more unless you Holy Damage ?
>>533922390>implying boss weaknesses matter for everdarks
>>533922390there will be only 1 dog that keeps sending shadow clones to you and... get this... those clones are actually nukes lol!
>>533922390You must use the Sword of Zanzibart or he won't take damage
>>533922390Dogs only split if you try using holy on them but they split every time you hit them with holy.
>>533922624so true comrade
>>533922390he will continue splitting into smaller dogs
you must use the weapon skill "Throw ball" off the edge of the map
then they will all jump to their death
>>533922390every time you hit the dogs they get a new smaller version of themselves on field.
>>533922267Literally none as far as I can tell if you only get a bachelors. I think universities is the only place where you can get masters and doctorates if you want to keep studying later though, and maybe universities are seen as a bit more prestigious and serious
>>533922604>>533922726Who would win, 1000 dogs or three level 15 nightfarers?
>>533922859depends on the depth level and tier of the nightfarer
who would win
my cock VS your ass
>>533922859are the nightfarers white
>>533922390they'll have rabies
The only time I un-mute the sound in this game is when Smelter Demon spawns as a nightboss
>>533923308>cant hear my ping spamblocked
>>533921738You should block seiln too, most egregious relic cheater in erg
>>533922390Constant fire tick damage
Gladius turns into three different Sifs on crack and if you get them to half HP heolstor gets mad and comes to help them out
>>533921738>all the ruckus raised hereits one (1) brown person accusing random people of doing X or Y, there is no ruckus
>>533923338>attempting to block somebody without even knowing who they areblocked
>Rev players not sending me pictures of their bussy on steam after winning
Blocked
>>53392330890% of the time I play with my headphones off but can still faintly hear the game sound
i only put them on when fighting Caligo so I know where to run during his phase transition
>>533923730>doing ED augur more than oncename? for the blocklist
>brown people listen to mumble rap at max volume while playing
>cant hear any audio queues
>too stupid to understand the audio queues even if they could hear them
makes sense i guess
>>533923806It's not more than once, i haven't been able to get online all week :(
>>533923931>bronypostinglol what a loser
>>533923771caligo is female
>>533923931it's "cue"
a queue is when you line up at the unemployment office
>>533924141No it's not idiot
>>533924141You stupid russian brony.
nightfarers, post your battlestations
>>533924247Imouto liek bread
damn. I saw that the last girl i tried dating before giving up on love and deciding that people are only a source of pain is now on a reality tv dating show. This world is nothing but a torture chamber made to antagonize me specifically. You're all demons who are against me
>>533902371You spamming this webm has ruined our chances of getting other hot femanons to post here
>>533925017what show anon
>>533925017[X] Unsubscribe from this blog
Damn, looks like I missed all the good femboy posting this morning
>>533925089something like "first date". I'm not American and won't say what country it is or someone can find it and maybe link it to me
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>>533912730>>533913721Okay, this is surely better? I am counting 5 good ones. I have another one that's Mind +2 with Holy attack +2 too on green.
>>533925423are you in sweden or near sweden
>>533925469You fucking bitch, how?
didnt know others could WAKE ME UP until a rando hit me with his storm ruler
>>533925017Look on the bright side anon, you grew up during the golden age of porn, zoomers are growing up with porn getting banned and will need to make stick figures on walls and put two rocks together like cave-men soon
>>533925423you fucking nordic autists need to sometimes shut the hell up because you are making me look bad at the same time lmao
>>533925549a little birdy inside my head told me and shows me all you hide too
What's the best weapon in NR and why is it Ghiza's Wheel?
>>533925603might gen some ai slop of nightfarers as genderbent versions
>>533925989gen miquella as revenant
>>533925953Because people who still play this are autistic and the Ghiza's Wheel is a bonk and Fidget Spinner all in one
>>533925885I gotta just shut up and avoid all people and not say anything to anyone ever it never brings me anything good
>>533925017i had a dream last night about a girl i wanted to fuck in high school. i'm 30. the ride never ends
For me it's Marika's tits. Hammer.
>>533926131you can open up about anything bro, but try to keep it to other boards
anyway I'm gonna que up
>>533926131yeah yeah I know how that one goes too, you should just go on that show too anon and give your life a new start that way
I'm done with work. Now I can queue and be carried again.
>no sneedger for a week now, not even for new purple
owari da...
>>533926574He was a political enemy of Mali's new military dictator and his hideout was finally discovered. Unfortunately he's been executed
>>533926447this isn't even an elden ring character
Judging by the amount of offtopic garbage it seems the everdarks weren't successful in revitalising the game.
>>533927217Almost like they should have ported the tons of content like skins and weapons/bosses they had right off the bat instead of dripfeeding it like a live service model
I'm getting near to perfection for wylder
>>533927217>is the concern trolling working yet?>are you demoralized yet?lol
>>533927217bit early to say that when the first current second wave everdark was clearly the gimmick-carried rushed-effort boss to save time and resources for the later ones
though if I were the one asked, I'd say it won't be revitalised beyond a day or two per everdark boss until the full DLC release
we did it zdrada we fuckin won something lets GOOOOOOO
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>>533927838is my name censored btw?
micker
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>>533926118i might have to download a micker and revvy lora to actually get accurate on-design looks but here's one with just trying to get close by prompting
>>533927529Skins I agree, but From clearly doesn't want to add ER/SoTE remembrance bosses since the night lords are pretty much their equivalent already. They will probably add SoTE weapons at some point but Bamco wants people to spend the 40 bucks on SoTE instead of cannibalizing those sales with Nightreign. The current Souls bosses in the game are a good argument against adding more, they're just disabled punching bags.
what the fuck man come on
>>533925953marais executioner sword by a wide margin
to join the blog posters I just want to let the thread know that the only remembrance I have finished is Revenant and I will become the wife of my favourite man on earth soon
>guardian doesnt purple his starting shield
>revenant summons her spirits
>executor misses a deflect
>wylder has the fiery followup relic
>ironeye manually aims for headshots
>raider doesnt use retaliate whenever its off cd
>recluse uses any magma spell
>picking duchess at all
if you are any of these then you will forever be stuck in depth 2
>>533929673>he plays the gameblocked
>>533929673I am all of these.
man am I glad I played bloodborne enough to always think of chalice depth level instead of your forced ass discord girlies meme
>>533929673No one asked for your bad opinions tho?
If you don't break all the chairs in the roundtable consider yourself blocked
>>533930370what's going on here
are they fighting over wylder
>>533927546fucking nigger ruining frost for 10 extra fire damage
i've never seen this group combo, what would it be called
>raider
>guardian
>executor
>>533930552https://x.com/Starbind_S/status/1952369884769173510
>>533930576She's drunk and trying to climb om table and Wylder is trying to hold her to keep her from doing that
Idk what Ironeye is doing
Here FROM is saying don't fear the abyss. The abyss is scary for most people because you're in the unknown. But that's where miracles happen.
Poise boosts in Raider do nothing because he's max poise right?
gg wylder & raider on libra
gg doom slayer squad, ty for all the raider weapons even though I used double spears on that asshole
>>533931465Poise boost doesn't raise poise. It reduces poise damage Taken starring Liam Neeson.
>was getting a shitload of SoNaF and Grandsnackx bolts two weeks ago
>was getting a shittload on of makileth black blade and malenias hands last week
>am getting a shitload of devouror septers and carian wands this week
Are legendaries on a boosted rate or something
does projectile damage dropoff passives actually matter?
Im convinced those fucks altered the spawns so that Castle trolls in the majority
>>533931728that naked gun remake is gonna suck
>>533931985It came out days ago, sister.
>>533931889It does but for Ironeye you should always be close enough to continue marking that the bonus won't matter
what is malenia doing to micker?!
https://files.catbox.moe/yvnhil.jpg
Wylderbro?
That spooked me
>>533932190doesn't even remotely look like malenia kys
>>533932109thats what i thought. im already playing like im in critical distance anyways so it feels like its a low priority passive to grab.
>>533932341at least it's not gay
>>533933074>>533933074>>533933074ping ping ping ping ping ping ping
>>533932109>alwaysUsually, sure. But not always.
>>533931889It let's you keep up DPS when you otherwise wouldnt be able to. The optimal way to play ironeye is to get close, use your R2s, and keep mark up. But sometimes you have aggro so standing still spamming R2s isnt viable, or the enemy is doing a thrashing move that makes everyone back up, or maybe they ran at an ally, or maybe you're fighting Adel and it's spazzing out as usual. There's lots of time when you arent close enough to hit. This is the most crucial time for ironeye, because your R1s are the only thing keeping enemy poise from regenerating. You have to keep hitting them, not sprinting up without attacking like the rest of your team is. In these situations the projectile range is really nice to have. You don't need a mountain of it, if you get one 50% or two 30% reduction passives, that's plenty, but it is great to have.
>>533933289If i play with you and that boss is unmarked for more than a second I WILL blacklist you
>>533928924Play other characters and do their remembrances
Now
>>533933405We all have to take a second to regenerate stamina from time to time. Or wait outside an AoE move. Or catch up to the boss. The last thing you want to do is use all your stamina sprinting up to the boss, then use your mark, and now you're right under the boss with no stamina an staring up at a slam.
>>533928675>they're just disabled punching bagsWhen they first came out I thought they updated the movesets so I kept rolling at random times because elden ring is full of a million hurr gotcha shockwaves, "boss pulls his sword out of the ground and this has a hitbox for some reason", and fake winddowns.
>>533933634No my problem
Put the mark in the bag
>>533929673Heh, I do all of these things except Raider's. No wonder Raider is my best class.
gg's wylder and duchess, sorry for running off on night 2 to get a rise :(
>>533933642speaking of which, is the shockwave on centipede's jump the only thing new in his fight? I didn't notice anything else.
>>533935396It's fine, we split up to do stuff too.
>>533935396I wasn't in your game but if its ONE poi, and it's a poi that you can do solo without risk? Nobody who isn't a total sperg would care about that, go get your staff. Don't spend all of day 2 doing it, and dont go somewhere risky and die, other than that solo trips are fine.
>>533916524this
>>533913228that's exactly the case yeah
>>533917959kys
>>533921113this but she
>>533922079the scariest part about this whole story is you willingly going into debt not once but twice
>>533925783>zoomies get to grow up healthier and not porn sick retardswow how cruel
also there are workarounds for it so if they really want it they'll get it
>>533925953>>533926130it's literally just a bootleg whirligig saw relax fags
>>533926851based
>>533927217you struck a nerve with the sisters but this is indeed the case sadly
>>533910885>>533911310>>533919509>>533920306Couldn’t agree more. People who say and do that shit are retarded. You struck a nerve btw
>>533923574>>533923931>>533922946>>533925027Facts.
>>533922946Me because it’s mine and you’re taking it actually.
>>533930738the bad browns
>>533931728ok i laughed lol
>>533931985>>533932087he’s still right it did suck from what i heard
>>533935768yes it is everything else is literally the same about it lol
>>533933548I don't really wanna
>>533895635Mercenary:
>B(Hp), C(Fp), A(Sta), C(Str), Dex(A)2x Curved Swords (Parry)
>Skill: Enemies staggered, stunned, or out of combat take additional damage from Skills, Abilities, and Critical Attacks. Throwables items against these targets are also more effective.>Active [Hold]: Ready up throwing knives (R1) or Bombs (R2) that can attack at a distance. While in this stance, using a throwable item in your inventory will toss an additional projectile per item spent.>Ult: No ideaRelic Ability Ideas:
>Hold twice as many items per slot. >Consumables have increased duration, and grease applies to both weapons>Merchandise sold by the merchant can be bought additional timesThe goal was to make a pure DEX melee fighter that liked to powerstance and get a ton of modified use out of items as well.
>>533945483Kill yourself and get back in containment maggot
>>533929257me on the bottom
