/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) General - /vg/ (#533933074)

Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:30:04 PM No.533933074
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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-102

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>533867080
Replies: >>533933331 >>533933460 >>533944305 >>533946118
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:32:32 PM No.533933331
>>533933074 (OP)
I look like this.
Replies: >>533933460
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:32:59 PM No.533933378
>MONOCULUS
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:33:05 PM No.533933397
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md5: 45ff92c940dbf2bde62b20431ae8f76f๐Ÿ”
Does it get easier?
Replies: >>533933628 >>533938257 >>533948343
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:33:46 PM No.533933457
When's the next Everdark?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:33:48 PM No.533933460
>>533933074 (OP)
>>533933331
needs tentacles that have long glittery nails at the end looking zesty
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:35:41 PM No.533933627
futa is gay
Replies: >>533934012
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:35:41 PM No.533933628
>>533933397
Still better than my normie friends, at least this guy didn't give up
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:36:44 PM No.533933736
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md5: 34a53fee2cd7c9a06b982d607dc54950๐Ÿ”
Unfortunately I have become addicted to this game
Replies: >>533934549
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:39:51 PM No.533934012
>>533933627
no it isnt
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:42:14 PM No.533934217
Some of you play this game like you have a well-paying job, a wife, and a family.
Replies: >>533934442 >>533934539 >>533934678 >>533935004 >>533938147
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:44:49 PM No.533934442
>>533934217
What exactly is this supposed to mean
Replies: >>533934539 >>533934635
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:45:17 PM No.533934481
Finally done with my 16 hour shift at the factory. Gonna put jr to bed, smoke another joint and hop on erg queues. I'm so high lol
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:45:58 PM No.533934539
>>533934217
>>533934442
>gamer dad
que with randoms for a day and you will understand
Replies: >>533935004
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:46:03 PM No.533934549
>>533933736
my biggest problem with this game is the relic gamba and lack of progression outside of runs. i did all the remembrances and all that, i have about 250 hours. I'm still having fun but i only do like 2-3 runs per day as opposed to marathoning it like i did when it came out. Modern game jewish psychology got me. I don't find myself getting progressing skillwise anymore so the game lost of a lot of it's luster. Figuring out ED Maris was fun but the gimmick of 'puzzle' bosses is that you solve the puzzle and it's solved forever.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:47:01 PM No.533934635
>>533934442
he means some of you play like casual shitters
Replies: >>533934750 >>533935004
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:47:33 PM No.533934678
>>533934217
I'd kms
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:48:15 PM No.533934750
>>533934635
This is not true
95% of erg players are competent and good at the game
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:48:19 PM No.533934759
>watching souls video
>they complain about Bloodborne healing and vials
Replies: >>533934950 >>533934960 >>533935938 >>533938147
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:50:10 PM No.533934916
I'm bad at the game but im trying and we always win anyway because ergers are good
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:50:29 PM No.533934950
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md5: 31d1196dc8ce82fcc170cfc5704669eb๐Ÿ”
>>533934759
>watching souls video
>they complain about multiple enemy encounters
Replies: >>533935031 >>533935140 >>533938147
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:50:35 PM No.533934960
>>533934759
they're right though, it's even worse than the worst of DS2 dlc runbacks
"oh you're stuck at something and can't progress? hope you like farming so you can even try again"
Replies: >>533935114
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:51:02 PM No.533935004
>>533934217
>>533934539
>>533934635
Get a life
Replies: >>533935341
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:51:15 PM No.533935031
>>533934950
>watching souls video
big oofs
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:52:04 PM No.533935114
>>533934960
it incentivizes you to actually get good at the boss instead of bashing your head against it until you get lucky so the casuals hate it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:52:22 PM No.533935140
>>533934950
>walk up to archer
>he jumps down
>dies in 3-4 hits(he has a tiny health pool)
>now a single enemy encounter
Replies: >>533935309
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:53:39 PM No.533935262
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md5: 5d2d29c03b6e9764eb0ba8fb7720d755๐Ÿ”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGQ6j6dfyP8
Replies: >>533948660
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:54:06 PM No.533935309
>>533935140
>have to get the melee dragonrider to break the pillar to bring the archer down
sounds like a gimmick boss to me
why does mattosis hate it?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:54:18 PM No.533935330
gg goat
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:54:24 PM No.533935341
job haver
job haver
md5: 48b7c9b1f002d526b427c7881a1268c4๐Ÿ”
>>533935004
where do you think you are
Replies: >>533938875 >>533999765
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:54:48 PM No.533935374
just fucked up
how do I block myself
Replies: >>533935602
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:55:01 PM No.533935401
>revenant instant pick
Yeah that is a blocking.
Replies: >>533935545
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:56:12 PM No.533935527
My name is Ironeye
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:56:23 PM No.533935545
>>533935401
>she still tries to block people
kek
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:56:27 PM No.533935550
>>533895635
Here's my ocs
>Str/Int Half-insane carian sorcerer, has kind of a Howl aesthetic, starts with a light greatsword that can do sword beams and a staff with glintstone pebble and scholar's armament. Wields all greatswords as if they were light greatswords. Kit focused around affinity damage on weapons. Tall but not as tall as raider.
>Dex/Stam Half-misbegotten dryleaf monk girl. Cute tail and braided green hair. Starts with her own martial art. Can doublejump, wallrun and is better at walljumping. Has increased damage for hitting enemies with a variety of different attacks. Taller than rev but shorter than duchess.
>Str/Fth blaidd style beast girl, but with white fur. Starts with beast claws and a seal that has rejection and bestial vitality. Specializes in attacking with buffs on. Has a special moveset for greathammers even though she doesn't start with them. Surge sprint goes faster and runs on all fours. Shorter than Guardian, but taller than Raider.
>Str/Arc Chubby hornsent girl, wears basically nothing but a scary looking mask. Starts with a cleaver and a perfume bottle. Has a higher chance to find the giant throwing pots. Kit specializes in stacking status effects. About 6'0
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:56:54 PM No.533935602
post steam so we can block
post steam so we can block
md5: 4e16dc0c2eb1921f066646221de76d50๐Ÿ”
>>533935374
Replies: >>533939646
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:58:13 PM No.533935748
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Replies: >>533935885 >>533936402
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:59:40 PM No.533935885
>>533935748
feet
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:00:03 PM No.533935938
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md5: f9f737c7d206f24c61e779ff9b537889๐Ÿ”
>>533934759
>watch souls video
>they describe combat as being "like a dance"
>they complain when the boss won't give them "their turn"
Replies: >>533936060 >>533938147
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:01:19 PM No.533936043
What souls video/streamers should I watch while I am exercising
Replies: >>533936404 >>533936620 >>533936870 >>533937342
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:01:24 PM No.533936060
>>533935938
>Their turn
Jumplets are physically, mentally, and spiritually impoverished.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:01:56 PM No.533936104
>>533935550
I find it very funny and it made me smile thag of all the information to include, the height in comparism to the other characters was important enough
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:05:01 PM No.533936402
>>533935748
I love her blocky nose
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:05:02 PM No.533936404
>>533936043
ymfah
he's the only good souls content creator on the internet
Replies: >>533936507 >>533937231
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:06:01 PM No.533936507
>>533936404
Weird typeo, you meant Peeve.
Replies: >>533937231
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:07:02 PM No.533936620
>>533936043
kai cenat
Replies: >>533937231
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:09:26 PM No.533936870
>>533936043
hbomberguy's ds2 video then all of mauler's responses then all of domo3000's reresponses
Replies: >>533936973 >>533937231 >>533938386
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:10:30 PM No.533936973
>>533936870
don't do this unless you want secondhand autism
Replies: >>533937231 >>533938386
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:11:41 PM No.533937089
file
file
md5: 92ed74592ae5f53bbc33a68b6e2c4c6e๐Ÿ”
>me, saving my ult against first phase everdark augur on my first time
Replies: >>533939027
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:12:53 PM No.533937231
>>533936404
>>533936507
>>533936620
Thanks. I'll look these name up next time.
>>533936870
>>533936973
How bad can it truly be? As long as it is mildly entertaining and not some guy being utterly bad at game in boring way.
Replies: >>533937921 >>533938386
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:14:02 PM No.533937342
>>533936043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bb2OVVFWEY
Replies: >>533937606
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:16:47 PM No.533937606
>>533937342
/dsg/coded post.
No good ER/ER:NR creators?
Replies: >>533938061
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:19:42 PM No.533937921
>>533937231
dunno about domo3000 but the hbomber/mauler exchange is basically two insufferably smug british lolcows who both think they have the objectively correct view on DS2 while proving neither of them actually understand the game by getting basic facts blatantly wrong. i guess its amusing if you care about the "DS2 good/bad" debate but i'm in the camp of "DS2 is just kinda alright" and therefore find that debate tedious to listen to
Replies: >>533938386
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:20:40 PM No.533938020
ERNR_Executor_Loadouts
ERNR_Executor_Loadouts
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Which one of these setups look the best?
Replies: >>533938215 >>533938461 >>533938907 >>533940702 >>533945384
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:21:04 PM No.533938061
>>533937606
None off the top of my head for specifically ER
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:21:54 PM No.533938147
>>533934217
Itโ€™s true. Lots of people here are shitters. Sadly they arenโ€™t dad shitters so theyโ€™re just shitters.
>>533934759
>>533934950
>>533935938
Whoever they are they sound retarded
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:22:24 PM No.533938215
>>533938020
>No heal on roar
All shit, makes his ult unusable.
Replies: >>533938461 >>533942961
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:22:51 PM No.533938257
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>>533933397
go+back+to+reddit+nigger+faggot+monkey+lover
Replies: >>533938926 >>533941018 >>533941978
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:24:06 PM No.533938386
>>533936870
>>533936973
>>533937231
>>533937921
isnโ€™t hbomberguy part of that obnoxious group of commie youtubers who always talk about gay communism and shit
Replies: >>533939197 >>533939694 >>533948831
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:24:51 PM No.533938461
>>533938215
>>533938020
Also left if solo, middle if in groups. Flask heals allies nerfs flasks for yourself, but poise and damage negation is really really good.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:26:57 PM No.533938692
What relic loadout makes revenant throw the least?
Replies: >>533939817 >>533951870
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:28:31 PM No.533938875
>>533935341
Funny because I saw this comic the other day and thought of this thread
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:28:49 PM No.533938907
>>533938020
I used the right one on duchess a few times, its pretty good
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:29:03 PM No.533938926
>>533938257
That green guy looks hot and im not gay. I want to be a hot punk guy
Replies: >>533941123
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:30:02 PM No.533939027
>>533937089
If you're raider, duchess, or rev, this is a good thing.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:31:44 PM No.533939197
>>533938386
probably but he makes videos about all sorts of things. he's not even a souls youtuber.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:32:46 PM No.533939307
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gn erg
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:35:58 PM No.533939646
file
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md5: d71c48e2e4420febe036c2662aee55c4๐Ÿ”
>>533935602
I can't!!!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:36:27 PM No.533939694
>>533938386
No. He is a lefty but he doesn't make lefty content. He got really popular for making a video about vaccines, and the next big hit after that was a huge takedown of youtubers who just plagiarize for their videos.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:37:30 PM No.533939817
>>533938692
Vigor goes in every slot. Stacking FP and damage is a meme because you do enough damage and have enough FP anyways.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:37:47 PM No.533939845
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md5: a4560f9ed225447266610e7ffc28485e๐Ÿ”
gg simple adel.
Replies: >>533940090 >>533943815
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:40:04 PM No.533940090
>>533939845
can you give the steam of that anime face name wylder so i can block him
Replies: >>533940382 >>533940912 >>533944630
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:42:48 PM No.533940382
>>533940090
peepeepoopoo
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:45:43 PM No.533940702
>>533938020
top middle
bottom 2 right
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:45:46 PM No.533940708
why is the duo mode so easy?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:47:41 PM No.533940912
>>533940090
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198047428574
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:48:37 PM No.533941018
>>533938257
Saved. Based punker.
Replies: >>533941123
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:49:30 PM No.533941123
>>533941018
>>533938926
can you stop being weird
Replies: >>533947703
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:52:05 PM No.533941405
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:54:34 PM No.533941676
mpreg executie
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:54:55 PM No.533941710
why yes, i would like to fight at utmost strength
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:57:03 PM No.533941978
>>533938257
how do you know that screenshot comes from reddit?
sus
Replies: >>533942160
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:58:43 PM No.533942160
>>533941978
>How did you see through me so easily? Btw you were right
not the comeback you thought it was
Replies: >>533942258
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:58:44 PM No.533942165
birdie
birdie
md5: 0a98ebd95e854bb9cc61319fa27d5ef4๐Ÿ”
Just beat dark souls 3. Strength is busted.
Replies: >>533942401 >>533943185 >>533951480
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:59:42 PM No.533942258
>>533942160
im not the original poster
you're a redditor btw stop trying to sound tough
Replies: >>533942413 >>533942948
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:01:01 PM No.533942401
>>533942165
>>532773452
Replies: >>533942972 >>533943472
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:01:10 PM No.533942413
>>533942258
Don't make me suck you off, faggot.
Stop being gay
8/4/2025, 7:04:15 PM No.533942760
Stop being gay
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:05:52 PM No.533942948
>>533942258
How did you know he was right about it being a reddit thing
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:05:58 PM No.533942961
>>533938215
Nah, you can always just ult and then go for the finisher even against the few enemies that can blender the dog.
The roar is just if you want to be a team player or have it on an otherwise godly relic.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:06:07 PM No.533942972
>>533942401
I don't want to post there, they're fucking scary. Fuck it I'll make a thread on /v/
Replies: >>533943067
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:07:05 PM No.533943067
>>533942972
you can talk about dork souls here, only autists sperg out about it
Replies: >>533943236
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:08:02 PM No.533943185
>>533942165
Strength has always been busted and the entire souls community insisting that dex is the easy mode is some kind of psyop or something
Replies: >>533943620
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:08:28 PM No.533943236
>>533943067
Retard-kun, when spammers chronically ruin dark souls threads, what do you think will happen if we just make this into a dark souls thread too?
Replies: >>533943574
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:09:24 PM No.533943335
Do you get 25 sigils from doing everdarks you've beaten before but are on a new rotation, like fulgor right now?
Replies: >>533943423
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:10:13 PM No.533943423
>>533943335
No
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:10:37 PM No.533943472
>>533942401
That's not a real general. Its just a quarantine for the biggest schizo I've ever seen on 4chan in the ~15 years I've been using it. I mean really, I have never seen anyone as bad as that guy. I would never post in dsg, if I have something to say about dark souls it'll go here.
Replies: >>533948056
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:11:27 PM No.533943574
>>533943236
autist-chan, there is one dsgtroon spammer and he already tries to shit up this thread
Replies: >>533943730 >>533944147
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:11:53 PM No.533943620
>>533943185
Yeah the staggers, ripostes and hyperarmor are powerful. And it's gotten even better in elden ring
Replies: >>533944017
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:12:50 PM No.533943730
>>533943574
is it terr or someone else
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:13:40 PM No.533943815
>>533939845
did they fix K***ht or not? I swear I saw someone where I could read it
maybe that someone did some unicode shenanigans, I guess
Replies: >>533944138
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:14:21 PM No.533943889
our gennie culture will keep out the dsg troonies its ok to talk about soulsies here
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:15:00 PM No.533943954
gg horsegirls
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:15:37 PM No.533944017
>>533943620
Plus not deflecting off shields, plus 2h for +50% scaling, plus no dex weapons deal blunt type damage, it's just all around the strong option by a lot.
By contrast, dex gets casting speed but the scaling is stupidly minimal and you have to be not running a full dex build anyways, less stamina use per swing, lighter equip load on average, and better access to thrust counter attack buffs. That's it.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:17:00 PM No.533944138
>>533943815
https://omgftw.github.io/DarkSouls3CensorCheck/

KNIGHT is not censor but Knight is. same old
Replies: >>533948072 >>533951224
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:17:04 PM No.533944147
>>533943574
>xhe thinks it's only one
this newfag didn't see their near daily raids pre dlc
Replies: >>533948056
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:18:48 PM No.533944305
GxOTptAXUAIOt-e
GxOTptAXUAIOt-e
md5: c1645a7fba92293cec92b9280bd9581e๐Ÿ”
>>533933074 (OP)
he cute
Replies: >>533946118
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:20:58 PM No.533944554
gg big horse
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:21:45 PM No.533944630
>>533940090
hi thats its me why do you hate anime face name
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:27:02 PM No.533945236
executor_mood
executor_mood
md5: 9d14c39278bb9da891e3c2580a386b9d๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:28:13 PM No.533945384
>>533938020
Left blue, Left yellow, right moth yellow
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:29:15 PM No.533945501
Its probably best to make peace with dsg now since we have to merge with them when nightreign slows down
Replies: >>533945673
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:29:45 PM No.533945562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6rWpQultLQ
if you arent roll cancelling, you are blocked
Replies: >>533945819 >>533967650
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:30:47 PM No.533945673
>>533945501
I would sooner move to /vm/
We won't be that slow for another few years anyway most likely
Replies: >>533948435
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:31:56 PM No.533945819
>>533945562
I linked this yesterday. I remember people were specifically complaining about this a while ago
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:33:27 PM No.533945989
image_2025-08-04_133320876
image_2025-08-04_133320876
md5: 52b8bb26ea244c94437bed0fe7219654๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:34:35 PM No.533946118
>>533933074 (OP)
>>533944305
Is that what this is? I thought the OP had that monster rancher thing in it.
Replies: >>533946280
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:35:58 PM No.533946280
>>533946118
Yeah, Gigamaris has a weird face in it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:36:14 PM No.533946310
I think I'm going to take a few days break from gaming to touch grass
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:36:23 PM No.533946335
2/3 for all bosses password erg
Replies: >>533946867
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:37:38 PM No.533946489
Alright, I concede that Nightreign is awesome. I was expecting it to be more Elden Ring garbage, but it kind of rectifies all of the issues I had with base ER's combat.
Replies: >>533946642 >>533946787 >>533948393
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:37:40 PM No.533946494
gg goat
Replies: >>533946656
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:38:29 PM No.533946596
can I play with poorfren by just getting seamless or do I have to get spacewar copy too?
Replies: >>533946738
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:38:50 PM No.533946642
>>533946489
Its the same combat little bro
Replies: >>533946927
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:38:57 PM No.533946656
20250804103728_1
20250804103728_1
md5: 30411ea96c1606163ee38cd644f68a2c๐Ÿ”
>>533946494
gg, very clean goat
Seeing him knocked out of his charge up with an ult is always so satisfying
Replies: >>533946967 >>533947275
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:39:36 PM No.533946738
>>533946596
i think poorfren should figure out how to not be poor before playing videogames
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:39:56 PM No.533946776
1726856384143449
1726856384143449
md5: ab0062fb937ae72de9fb3ad5c96242ba๐Ÿ”
Sorry about that game during Day 2, Rev/Reecluse. I had to afk suddenly to help a family member during one of the field bosses north west of the map.
Replies: >>533947032
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:40:00 PM No.533946787
>>533946489
Yeah the person I played Elden Ring eith really didn't like it, but likes Nightreign a lot
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:40:42 PM No.533946867
>>533946335
3/3
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:41:05 PM No.533946927
>>533946642
It literally isn't. The fact that you can sprint with L3 rectifies an issue with these games since fucking DeS. You sound like one of those Monster Hunter faggots that gets mad at every quality of life improvement.
Replies: >>533947284 >>533948997
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:41:31 PM No.533946967
>>533946656
kinda dismayed some classes are mandatory if you don't wanna deal with his buffed phase, are there other ways to break the barrier after the first time?
Replies: >>533947275
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:42:04 PM No.533947032
>>533946776
did you and your family member manage to kill the field boss
Replies: >>533947189
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:43:25 PM No.533947189
>>533947032
What? I meant was when we were killing red wolf, I had to afk at that point which led to a lot of lost time and me dying to the circle.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:44:04 PM No.533947275
>>533946656
>clean goat
>>533946967
>buffed phase
Ok now the cracks are appearing, this was an absolute mess of a run. Remember not to always believe what you see on erg
Replies: >>533947397
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:44:10 PM No.533947284
>>533946927
I kept trying to gigasprint in elden ring yesterday. Nightreign broke my mind
Replies: >>533947740
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:45:06 PM No.533947397
>>533947275
the hell are u on about i was just asking a question. that was a clean run despite the inquiry
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:47:45 PM No.533947703
>>533941123
Nothing weird about being based
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:48:06 PM No.533947740
>>533947284
torrent is so fucking inferior to gigasprinting, i wish a mod added gigasprint and spiritspring jumping and the climbing to elden ring already
Replies: >>533947913 >>533948049
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:49:28 PM No.533947913
>>533947740
Torrent is cool, but I wish that mounting and unmounting was more intuitive
Replies: >>533974628
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:50:41 PM No.533948049
>>533947740
The only fun thing about torrent is charging up heavy attacks and drilling into enemies. I wish they expanded on the whole feeding torrentt to give him effects thing. I guess it would be item bloat, but it would be kinda fun if he could be roided out a bit with consumables or something to make mounted combat more fun.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:50:45 PM No.533948056
>>533943472
Understandable. Heโ€™s definitely in the top 5~ for me.
>>533944147
>pre dlc
You mean over a year ago? Thereโ€™s only one now this has been shown time and time again
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:50:56 PM No.533948072
file
file
md5: b156066aed2a9e424340089eb0bdaac0๐Ÿ”
>>533944138
what did this person do then
Replies: >>533948221 >>533950270
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:51:26 PM No.533948123
neigh winny winny winny
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:52:12 PM No.533948221
>>533948072
Hes the dark knight BRUH!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:53:22 PM No.533948343
>>533933397
you cannot be real person
110:1 is only possible if you are handicapped or something
are you only queuing with randoms?
have you played base Elden Ring before?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:53:43 PM No.533948393
>>533946489
I always think this is a weird thing to say because they have way more similarities than they do differences
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:54:08 PM No.533948435
>>533945673
ur talking to the dsgtroon
Replies: >>533948864
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:54:21 PM No.533948463
gg Raider Horse and Revenant Horse
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:54:32 PM No.533948478
1744216284739749
1744216284739749
md5: f0b08e410d0525c9d2c0d31f34ff4c2a๐Ÿ”
GG on Golden horse, Duch/Raider.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:54:35 PM No.533948483
ggggggge
ggggggge
md5: 0c93ef90b0d76c8a55033ce10cffce25๐Ÿ”
gg
my bad blocking you at the castle recluse, if that ever happens again turn your camera angle into the rock and walk into it and you can walk through the rock
Replies: >>533948647 >>533948864
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:55:55 PM No.533948647
>>533948483
Nah it was pretty funny lol. Good to know for next time
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:56:03 PM No.533948660
>>533935262
I want to cum inside her
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:56:37 PM No.533948713
randomly getting MASSIVE FPS drops in the rotted woods after the patch, is anybody else experiencing this?
Replies: >>533948916 >>533949063 >>533949083
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:57:35 PM No.533948831
>>533938386
They prefer the name breadlinetuber, chud.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:57:36 PM No.533948834
why ragequit over the tiniest issue
why ragequit over the tiniest issue
md5: bd6abb39154a6c01908e181f3d77415a๐Ÿ”
why did blue ping the church where I (red) ended up going to, but then instead decide to get owned by loretta on the right there and ragequit when they both wiped
Replies: >>533954284 >>533954593
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:57:53 PM No.533948864
>>533948435
>>533948483
gg lads, to be fair that block was hilarious
at least the recluse was on the safe side
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:58:23 PM No.533948916
>>533948713
If I die I get a black screen for about 10 seconds when I respawn for some reason
Replies: >>533949063
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:59:03 PM No.533948997
>>533946927
Dumb ADHD zoomie
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:59:43 PM No.533949063
>>533948713
I'm getting them in crater
>>533948916
had this issue too recently
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:59:49 PM No.533949082
gg bug
Replies: >>533949378
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:59:50 PM No.533949083
>>533948713
yeah. happened to me while we were fighting dancer yesterday. seems like from made an oopsie.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:02:32 PM No.533949378
>>533949082
gg
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:03:03 PM No.533949430
I reverted my nvidia drivers and it solved most of them but then i went to like 20fps fighting libra merchant next to the castle
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:06:03 PM No.533949750
How do I become popular like Yys and Mush?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:10:44 PM No.533950210
1590035927338
1590035927338
md5: a931b91dce2cae42833379744ab66c36๐Ÿ”
>random black screens
>random massive lag
>stuck in walk/non combat animation after combat
pretty crazy how much went wrong with this patch and nothing has been fixed or announced and its been five days already
Replies: >>533950430 >>533955005
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:11:06 PM No.533950248
__recluse_revenant_duchess_wylder_guardian_and_3_more_elden_ring_and_1_more_drawn_by_hiko_lg612__b7f90ed52f012f78c7347b997bb008c0
i can't stop playing this recycled content slop pls help
Replies: >>533950430 >>533956103 >>533969951
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:11:23 PM No.533950270
>>533948072
Ok I just checked it is indeed involve unicode
ALT+0173 between nig should bypass name censor. I tried it with the name below on the website and it work. Should work in the game as well I think?
Dark Knight
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:12:44 PM No.533950421
What I've Done
What I've Done
md5: 1a8e3b72851febd9a958bef70887e8a7๐Ÿ”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjltM2qv_0
Replies: >>533951453 >>533958913
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:12:48 PM No.533950430
>>533950210
>get stuck in walking/non combat animation if you eat anything off the ground
>>533950248
could be worse you could be playing classic wow again for the 50th time
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:16:12 PM No.533950805
colored_debuff
colored_debuff
md5: 329209b6be44f223c189740fe34f2fac๐Ÿ”
Huh, since when do we get pretty colors to warn retards?
Replies: >>533953582
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:18:32 PM No.533951078
Executor and recluse should really have at least 0.1s of protection when exiting their ults
Replies: >>533952560 >>533954440
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:19:51 PM No.533951224
file
file
md5: ef5e10ef160569ce02b5f01224c5c595๐Ÿ”
>>533944138
wtf?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:22:06 PM No.533951453
1735796694601751
1735796694601751
md5: 44b9e2a3132ba1c8edb659b21bd186cb๐Ÿ”
>>533950421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWaB4PXCwFU
Replies: >>533958913
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:22:24 PM No.533951480
>>533942165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCkBq5LIS3Y
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:25:51 PM No.533951853
micker watch out!
https://files.catbox.moe/yvnhil.jpg
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:26:04 PM No.533951870
>>533938692
I don't think I've ever lost with Rev, now that I think of it....
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:32:18 PM No.533952517
Is it true mush likes to watch while his girlfriend yys gets fucked by a black guy?
Replies: >>533952581 >>533953000
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:32:46 PM No.533952560
>>533951078
the game does not need to be easier
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:32:57 PM No.533952581
>>533952517
lero lero
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:36:54 PM No.533953000
>>533952517
>Is it true mush likes to watch while his girlfriend yys gets fucked by a black guy?
yeag, she is B tier on the built4bbc tierlist after all
Replies: >>533953552
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:37:09 PM No.533953025
2/3 only the fun bosses
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:41:49 PM No.533953552
>>533953000
That isn't true, Mush isn't a cuck
Replies: >>533954272
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:42:04 PM No.533953582
>>533950805
There's going to be a lot more of that soon, so it's good to make it stand out
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:42:50 PM No.533953675
gg Marizzler
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:42:53 PM No.533953685
gg fish
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:46:05 PM No.533954035
pokemon should make a soulslike game where your moveset/weapon is the mon you have equipped
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:48:21 PM No.533954272
>>533953552
he is thougheverbeit
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:48:22 PM No.533954273
Can we get more duchess players
Replies: >>533954594 >>533954910 >>533991378
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:48:32 PM No.533954284
>>533948834
People ping something and then dont go there, I just cant figure them out. I see it sometimes too, I don't get it. Is it ADHD? Granted, you did walk by a few POIs and I'm not sure why.
Replies: >>533954356 >>533954593
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:49:14 PM No.533954356
>>533954284
I took the spirit tree bird
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:50:00 PM No.533954440
>>533951078
>Change Executor's relic ability from "Lose HP to improve Atk power with Cursed Sword", to "Lose HP to add Scarlet Rot to Cursed Sword."
Tell me I'm wrong.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:51:23 PM No.533954593
>>533948834
>>533954284
NTAs but sometimes I ping something meaning basically like "I want to go here, but we should do stuff on the way", I don't always mean skip directly here
But like yeah if the bird is right there it's a little silly for them to have walked
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:51:23 PM No.533954594
>>533954273
boring character, skill is non-interactive free damage, and ult has no interaction with bosses outside of saving a two-down scenario.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:52:40 PM No.533954723
1752124432755917
1752124432755917
md5: 9c1ebc690140b86fa6a119aafb7981c4๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>533955074
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:53:26 PM No.533954810
whens the next van darkholme boss? megamaris was a disappointment
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:54:12 PM No.533954910
>>533954273
>Has basically as much dex and Wylder but only 1/100th of the fun and survivability
nah man they thought they was cookin with this one
Replies: >>533955179
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:54:58 PM No.533955005
1752951531166359
1752951531166359
md5: 0f3d1d71ed72958ee40b4af616bc3c6c๐Ÿ”
>>533950210
Me too
https://youtube.com/shorts/GDQLSenkUSE?si=7idx57F58Z4WZLjz
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:55:37 PM No.533955074
>>533954723
Great art
Replies: >>533955373
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:56:32 PM No.533955179
>>533954910
depends on if they're sticking to the tsunami schedule or not
one thing's for sure, whatever time bamco says it will be is wrong
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:57:07 PM No.533955245
>training room box marks the gear you got from your previous run
huh, thats neat. barely noticable and if im looking in the box for my previous run's gear, then i already know what im looking for so its pretty much pointless QoL, but still neat.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:58:03 PM No.533955373
1750102069329516
1750102069329516
md5: 592644a3bb1785724cdb6b7d7c035209๐Ÿ”
>>533955074
Raider Rev (Daughterfu) has a ton a cool artwork
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:58:31 PM No.533955438
gg horse revs
didn't get the best spells but luckily got rivers of blood at the end
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:58:54 PM No.533955472
1736082999054558
1736082999054558
md5: 0d5403e080f11f888b1f47d5c6099b31๐Ÿ”
Duchess is a force multiplier, and faces the opposite problem to Guardian
Where Guardian asks the question "why am I picking a character that only works when the run is doomed" the Duchess dares ask "why am I picking a character that only works when the run is guaranteed"
Replies: >>533955876 >>533956514 >>533957261 >>533960529 >>533967279
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:01:14 PM No.533955738
only wylder, raider, ironeye and recluse are good picks
Replies: >>533956170
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:01:21 PM No.533955752
1695318726048907
1695318726048907
md5: 4a1bbac27b43e41481076845c4846d35๐Ÿ”
I'm smarter than most posters here and I'm tired of you retards being dismissive just because I'm talking over your head.
Replies: >>533955996
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:01:39 PM No.533955779
so do you use every weapon type or do you stick to your class's "preferred" weapon type? as rev, i enjoy using anything and everything i find off the ground, even bonking with the two handed greatshield
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:02:40 PM No.533955876
>>533955472
If I lose as duchess I can put all the blame on my teammates. It's all YOUR fault for not giving me better restages.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:02:52 PM No.533955893
08f25b7703f70b38a951038a35ef65d1
08f25b7703f70b38a951038a35ef65d1
md5: 5df44012807105532feb6936e255b7fb๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:03:53 PM No.533955996
1740977325236832
1740977325236832
md5: 01fda044fdf81f264b35e7166e728870๐Ÿ”
>>533955752
>I'm smarter than most posters here and I'm tired of you retards being dismissive just because I'm talking over your head.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:04:48 PM No.533956103
>>533950248
just stop playing
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:05:18 PM No.533956170
>>533955738
Revenant is an auto win for me, no matter what the boss is. I sincerely don't know what half you fucks are doing to fail any runs with her.
>Red Evergaol + Rise FP + Starting Starlight Shard you can get from the Collector Signpost
Is literally all you need. Spells deal 10-20% more damage & you get a decent FP boost between the passive +2 Starlight Shards inside the Rise once you're in, and buy +2 more at the Day 3 Merchant.
Replies: >>533956976
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:05:49 PM No.533956227
If duchess didnt exist and someone pitched it as an idea here then 9/10 people would be saying it was shit. People still say shes bad, yet she is top tier.
Hell i see you guys say she has the worst dodge in the game, yet it is the best dodge in the game. Some of you people...
Replies: >>533956787 >>533958290
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:08:39 PM No.533956514
>>533955472
Nah, duchess can carry by stacking shards then spamming a carry spell on the nightlord. Also you can R1 revive people while dodging boss attacks in between because she has the best recovery frame dodges in the game.
She does enough damage using restage on her own combos, team damage is just a bonus
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:11:17 PM No.533956787
>>533956227
>Put Glintstone Phalanx on starting dagger
>Pop weapon skill when boss is staggered and go for a crit, which is easy to achieve because you have Glinstone Phalanx
>Restage when it all hits at once
Truly a complex character, my lads.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:12:08 PM No.533956894
What would be the worst team comp? Guardian, revenant and recluse?
Replies: >>533957006
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:12:59 PM No.533956976
>>533956170
There is a huge difference in advice between people who are good and people who are just scrapping by and talking about the crutches they use.

Raider is good but a lot of bad players will use as a crutch because hes so tanky it doesnt matter if you cant dodge well. Same with wylder to a point. Ironeye can be good too and if you are bad with him (dont know how to use skill effectively) a lot of people wont notice because he stays so far back he doesnt die the teams DPS is just shit. Recluse is kind of like ironeye in that regard but its easier to do damage on her.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:13:18 PM No.533957006
>>533956894
Guardian/Guardian/Guardian
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:15:45 PM No.533957261
>>533955472
It just depends how smooth you're trying to make the run but duchess can hard carry the team consistently with the right relics, it just means her personal damage won't be as spectacular on the nightlord (it can still get absurd since she makes the run so smooth potentially)
The nightlord is usually one of the easiest parts of the run if things don't go poorly elsewhere, so whenever I feel like I need to completely carry my team at almost all points of the run I pick duchess
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:20:15 PM No.533957771
2/3 for EDs libra and heolster
Replies: >>533958147
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:21:54 PM No.533957956
c43e4690d1755d7403c5078da9f7b9b8
c43e4690d1755d7403c5078da9f7b9b8
md5: 20405289a38d5c8af206a7505d173736๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>533958462
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:23:30 PM No.533958147
>>533957771
3/3
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:24:37 PM No.533958279
0ecf7d1c7bcb3ef084abe28e5926515f
0ecf7d1c7bcb3ef084abe28e5926515f
md5: 8ef169a00adb9a6c9b46f4878f6de09b๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>533958550 >>533974681
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:24:43 PM No.533958290
>>533956227
I never said she's bad. just boring. i dont like getting 1shot at level 15 by draco sentinels phase 1 club slam shockwave chip damage on a melee character
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:25:55 PM No.533958448
Gxha8Hza0AAPxnk
Gxha8Hza0AAPxnk
md5: a18915b9a43b4f84e2e538bb225d755a๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>533969503 >>533970018
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:26:01 PM No.533958462
>>533957956
Kitty
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:26:39 PM No.533958550
1750700787156174
1750700787156174
md5: bcdd010dae5388171e0b6806a8be0378๐Ÿ”
>>533958279
Replies: >>533974681
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:29:02 PM No.533958838
winrate
winrate
md5: 964592997a5ada47e78adc8d8ff111e9๐Ÿ”
I play Recluse, what's my username?
Replies: >>533958962 >>533959503
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:29:42 PM No.533958913
revv
revv
md5: 8f5e0020d9e40b6b9abe5b00331be08e๐Ÿ”
>>533950421
>>533951453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vmSKzg7nEg
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:29:44 PM No.533958914
I hope one of the DLC character is torrent, I just want to fight nightlords as a horse.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:30:08 PM No.533958962
>>533958838
Either Freud or Zeldaenjoyer
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:32:47 PM No.533959281
I just found out you can get to the Altus Plateau without using the lift the Grand Lift...
Replies: >>533959351
there's three or four different ways to get there pretty much
8/4/2025, 9:33:24 PM No.533959351
>>533959281
Replies: >>533959459
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:34:22 PM No.533959459
>>533959351
youre lying...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:34:49 PM No.533959503
>>533958838
only 21 wins? wtf, do you have massive net issues or something and have to remake constantly
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:35:45 PM No.533959597
GxfvyS3akAAI0uy
GxfvyS3akAAI0uy
md5: 47fffaf69f61b2c3c56d5d1397ae2ca5๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>533959870
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:36:42 PM No.533959709
I hope one of the DLC characters is Spider-Patches
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:38:11 PM No.533959870
>>533959597
Imoutosex
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:40:06 PM No.533960073
i need an emergency redpill on faith caster guardian
Replies: >>533960242 >>533960270 >>533960348 >>533960678 >>533960736
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:41:24 PM No.533960225
1752469109301375
1752469109301375
md5: bfa83315e189e222dbf56f41d061f57f๐Ÿ”
gg rev and wylder, sorry about going down so many times on giga-auger was my first time. Also, how does the fight even work? Just spam the skill in phase two and target his orbs?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:41:33 PM No.533960242
>>533960073
Stupid shit meme. about as much utility as wylder casting. So overpowers stuff if you get lucky with seals in the early game and then immediately falls off
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:41:47 PM No.533960270
>>533960073
It sucks ass. DLC has datamines relics and one of them will reduce vigor to get faith and mind on him, though. So it's possible in the future, depending on the numbers.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:42:27 PM No.533960348
>>533960073
About as good as int caster raider.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:43:58 PM No.533960529
>>533955472
The non Duchess player asks the question "why am I gay"
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:45:11 PM No.533960678
>>533960073
Its the only way to make the bird deal damage. Its still bad though and it requires good RNG to find a seal that he can use because his loot pool is 90% halberds. Ideally you should be stacking mind/shards in your relics and passive choices with the expectation to spam weapon skills, and if you get a good seal with blackflame/beastsling you switch to spamming that.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:45:42 PM No.533960736
>>533960073
If you get discus then you have enough fp to spam it and more stamina to make use of it than revenant. The scaling between S and C also really isnโ€™t significant and they both do rough the same dps. Black flame is honestly just great to have due to the god slayer flame. If you go full into it and have fp rise on tower and fp up passives then youโ€™ll be able to get more adventurous.
If you go solo guardian youโ€™ll see itโ€™s honestly the optimal way to play him
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:52:35 PM No.533961513
1750733820698187
1750733820698187
md5: f38693f0f20e73c9f8fbfd809895ecab๐Ÿ”
quick, how does everdark auger work, I'm in a match and have no clue.
Replies: >>533961981 >>533961992 >>533962043 >>533962076 >>533962212 >>533963784
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:57:05 PM No.533961981
>>533961513
do the thing
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:57:10 PM No.533961992
1751735929916379
1751735929916379
md5: f8d864463c9998731a795e9e71cef5ff๐Ÿ”
>>533961513
You stun it by hitting all the dark blue orbs it summons. Then you do silly things to it.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:57:36 PM No.533962043
>>533961513
After the first phase, it drops a yellow item, grab it and use it, you HAVE to use it, use the ash of war
Hold down the ash of war to regen FP and charge up a strong attack
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:57:41 PM No.533962051
ggrr
ggrr
md5: 99228e3c5e7e93412653b47f597874b9๐Ÿ”
gg
Replies: >>533962269
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:57:52 PM No.533962076
>>533961513
Just swing the sword
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:59:10 PM No.533962212
>>533961513
you only have to dodge the spinning lunge attack and the tsunami.
everything else you can just use uncharged ash to delete.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:59:38 PM No.533962269
>>533962051
gg big horse
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:00:09 PM No.533962336
__millicent_elden_ring_drawn_by_yoko_jun__b850dc12503c116a5ef1725dda4168a3
Millicent Blade of Tarnished
Replies: >>533962457 >>533988839
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:01:15 PM No.533962430
funny how scaling "doesn't matter" when it's melees using spells but god forbid a caster use a colossal weapon
Replies: >>533962637 >>533962663
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:01:30 PM No.533962457
>>533962336
I kept the rot on her though
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:03:11 PM No.533962637
>>533962430
Kek. Based
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:03:23 PM No.533962663
>>533962430
Why are you having nonexistent arguments
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:04:47 PM No.533962804
which way, tarnished?
https://files.catbox.moe/092nsm.png
Replies: >>533963268 >>533963332 >>533963961 >>533970018
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:08:31 PM No.533963201
__revenant_elden_ring_and_1_more_drawn_by_nine_liuyuhao1992__bc9d41767b6d842c9906bca803b6dfb3
I shall wield the blade, if it suits me
for I am a revenant
Replies: >>533963783
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:09:11 PM No.533963268
>>533962804
for me it's melina
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:09:47 PM No.533963332
>>533962804
I prefer sellen because she has nice feet
Replies: >>533963419 >>533970018
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:10:45 PM No.533963419
>>533963332
Balls don't have feet.
Replies: >>533963567
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:12:13 PM No.533963567
d47d193dd592e60d97f0c55e9bea3e14
d47d193dd592e60d97f0c55e9bea3e14
md5: fa1443b70e300fe83a1aee5ae4cab8d5๐Ÿ”
>>533963419
Never turned into a ball in my playthroughs
Replies: >>533963750 >>533970018 >>533970625
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:14:00 PM No.533963750
>>533963567
She yearns to be a ball. You'll never satisfy her cravings for spheromorphosis.
Replies: >>533963961
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:14:20 PM No.533963783
>>533963201
is there actually a reason a revenant should ever use a heavy weapon or is it just a meme?
Replies: >>533964034 >>533964128 >>533964338 >>533964570 >>533966002
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:14:21 PM No.533963784
>>533961513
The fact that there are tons of people here who couldnt figure out ED Augur proves that erg pw isn't just some mlg carry zone. I can understand people surprised and unsure when a nightlord dropped a loot whisp, but coke the fuck on the very second I saw what was in it I understood the entire fucking fight. The only thing left to learn after that was realizing that storm ruler deletes projectiles, and hitting the orbs staggers it. How is there anyone here who couldn't figure it out fucking instantly?
Replies: >>533964049
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:15:52 PM No.533963961
>>533963750
>spheromorphosis
kek'd in baldurian

>>533962804
Ranni over whoever that random redhead without a neck is. Is that supposed to be living Ranni?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:16:36 PM No.533964034
>>533963783
It's meta in blocklist speedruns.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:16:48 PM No.533964049
>>533963784
First time I fought it I figured it out but one of the other guys didnโ€™t and we lost simply because the other guy kept reviving him at 3 bar and couldnโ€™t one try him myself. Havenโ€™t lost to it since in like 14 goes
Replies: >>533965840
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:17:36 PM No.533964128
>>533963783
Pretty much never much of a reason to, no, she just looks funny because she's the smallest character so it becomes way more evident when like she has a big weapon. She has C scaling in Dex and Str so it's a step above literally useless
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:19:17 PM No.533964309
GxfqXT-a0AAlUJX.jfif
GxfqXT-a0AAlUJX.jfif
md5: 92872a044ce5c628f3e5e33d6b1b2ee1๐Ÿ”
Revenge time
Replies: >>533965151
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:19:36 PM No.533964338
>>533963783
S ranks practicing for depth. you wouldn't get it.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:21:44 PM No.533964570
>>533963783
because you have only 6 slots and the heavy weapon decided to have the % incantation or full hp passive
it's also not terrible for bonking small enemies with low poise, also it's a way of contributing to stance if you happen to be out of fp, just start spamming charged attacks since r1 will be middling anyways
its not the first melee weapon of choice by any means, something with bleed/frost is better
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:27:06 PM No.533965151
1754213280060007
1754213280060007
md5: 485bbbb26a7d6343b1f6af0fecb5e5b5๐Ÿ”
>>533964309
>clinging bone
did they buff that piece of trash in this game?
Replies: >>533965271 >>533965318
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:28:10 PM No.533965271
>>533965151
I've used it in a run, I thought it performed pretty well.
Using it to perma stunlock crucible knights with the weapon skill is fun.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:28:30 PM No.533965318
>>533965151
ye it makes for great soups now
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:31:36 PM No.533965629
1506767785384
1506767785384
md5: e2954b9bab0377686a39cf3251b95efd๐Ÿ”
>try to target maris's necklace
>target the body
>try again
>manage to target an orb after the third try
>swing with the storm ruler
>maris suddenly turns and the projectile misses
>try again
>same thing
>try again
>same thing
>try again
>same thing
>try again
>same thing
>try again
>same thing
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:33:40 PM No.533965838
20250804233242_1
20250804233242_1
md5: fe9db9c05ae1fd1c7a7487290f52424d๐Ÿ”
I don't feel very well, probably because the whole match depended on me.
Replies: >>533965934 >>533966015 >>533966449
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:33:41 PM No.533965840
>>533964049
Completely understandable and not at all what I was railing against
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:34:36 PM No.533965934
>>533965838
>14 minutes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:35:10 PM No.533966002
>>533963783
there's a meme relic coming soon(?) that will let her trade faith/mind for str/vig/end
otherwise no
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:35:16 PM No.533966015
>>533965838
Can't relate. I pray for these kinds of matches, provided you won. Carrying is fun. Who doesn't like feeling like they're the best person in a lobby?
Replies: >>533966285 >>533966286
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:36:12 PM No.533966112
HHJJ
HHJJ
md5: 0cb658c352ae1b1b4831fe6330711afe๐Ÿ”
GG
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:38:01 PM No.533966285
>>533966015
>provided you won
That's the problem. If you fuck up (and it's all on you) you lose 40+ minutes.
Replies: >>533967446
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:38:01 PM No.533966286
1585163241386
1585163241386
md5: fc3434b1b5e241f81d7b55940bfd0a92๐Ÿ”
>>533966015
before they quit, playing with some of my friends was like this every game
Replies: >>533970212
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:38:05 PM No.533966298
1752457762101960
1752457762101960
md5: 57649d909c5ad4d3ad63d0acdbc080fe๐Ÿ”
gg recluse and exec, perfectly serviceable auger. Still new to the fight so the wave messed me up. How do you dodge it?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:39:32 PM No.533966449
>>533965838
We only won because I got the Marais sword, btw.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:41:43 PM No.533966659
fister
fister
md5: 986a216deb3f96abc75e04ae0036b244๐Ÿ”
Are the bottom four considered fist weapons too or what are they considered as if not?
Replies: >>533966789 >>533966964
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:42:47 PM No.533966789
>>533966659
?????
Replies: >>533966889
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:43:47 PM No.533966889
>>533966789
He's asking if claws are considered fists.
Replies: >>533968110 >>533968742
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:44:21 PM No.533966964
>>533966659
No, they're claws
Replies: >>533968110
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:46:01 PM No.533967151
99% of fromslop is trash
Replies: >>533970217
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:46:12 PM No.533967172
are invasion camps even good at day 2? compared to all the other options they feel really shit
Replies: >>533967423 >>533967430
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:47:26 PM No.533967279
>>533955472
The main difference is that Duchess deals good damage by herself.
Her skill is a 50% multiplier, but she also has 40/40 damage scaling.

Guardian has low scaling and no way of multiplying his own damage or his team's.

It's a completely different situation.
Replies: >>533967791
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:48:42 PM No.533967423
>>533967172
They feel pretty shit to me. Why don't we have +1 and 2 versions of other weapons in loot orbs? Stupid ass game
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:48:45 PM No.533967430
>>533967172
Only if you have the attack up per defeated night invader relic effect. It's 7% btw so one camp of two invaders is equal to nearly 3 gaols.
Replies: >>533967607 >>533967615
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:48:56 PM No.533967446
>>533966285
We play games for fundamentally different reasons. I play games to have fun, it's only a waste of 40 minutes if I didn't enjoy it. No one is going to write your winstreak on your gravestone, it doesn't matter.
Replies: >>533967627
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:28 PM No.533967607
>>533967430
While this is true, the thing is you aren't garunteed to get an invader camp, and if you get one you may not be able to route to it. You can do gaols just incidentally
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:32 PM No.533967615
>>533967430
people that ping these dont seem to have it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:41 PM No.533967627
>>533967446
Do you think people who complain even when they win are having fun?
Replies: >>533967952
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:50:52 PM No.533967650
>>533945562
Why does he talk like he's an arrogant nobleman from a fantasy video game
Replies: >>533970217
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:51:58 PM No.533967791
>>533967279
>Yhe main difference is that Duchess deals good damage by herself.
PFFFFFFTTTTHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Replies: >>533968196
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:52:25 PM No.533967838
>fists/claws count as neither 2handed or powerstanced for the weapon passive bonus
lame
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:52:25 PM No.533967839
gg heolster
faggot-ass roof bbh was throwing his sword through the edge of the roof as i was climbing up the last step
Replies: >>533968221
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:53:29 PM No.533967952
>>533967627
No. Did you lose track of who you were replying to?
Replies: >>533968461
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:55:10 PM No.533968110
>>533966889
>>533966964
ty
Replies: >>533968742
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:55:15 PM No.533968120
>We could have had a Samurai character AND a Crucible Knight
>instead we have a shitty halfass version of both

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
At least brown people (mentally disabled) love it.
Replies: >>533968657
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:55:57 PM No.533968196
>>533967791
It's true though.
Some of my fastest solo kills are with Duchess because of how stupid restage is on top of her dodge allowing for endless aggression.
The fact her clock affects the rest of the team is just a nice bonus.

Revenant's ultimate passive is the one that you can apply that logic to, since it doesn't boost her own damage, just her team's.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:56:12 PM No.533968221
>>533967839
lmao classic, you made up for it with the dragon, pretty much finished him off by the time we got htere
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:58:44 PM No.533968443
Only 3 Rune slots was a bad call
And most of them are just "adds attack power if you piss your pants with 3+ seals".

Needs to be 6 and they need to start reworking some of these things. No I don't want to increase my attack power after sticking a bewitching branch up my ass for 10 seconds while throwing a firepot.
Replies: >>533968679 >>533968816 >>533968962 >>533969385
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:58:52 PM No.533968461
>>533967952
calm down. i was just asking a question
Replies: >>533971640
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:00:27 PM No.533968657
>>533968120
its true, we do
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:00:40 PM No.533968679
>>533968443
relic rng is so bad it makes me question what even is the entire point of the system
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:01:19 PM No.533968742
>>533966889
>>533968110
I'm more confused why he bothered asking when the game literally tells you on the weapon itself what class it belongs to
Replies: >>533969132
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:01:57 PM No.533968816
>>533968443
>uggggghhhhh this easy game should be even easier
die retard
Replies: >>533969289
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:03:24 PM No.533968960
Gonna queue for a first-time ED Maris. please take care of me
Replies: >>533969105
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:03:24 PM No.533968962
>>533968443
could've maybe made rune slots for specific types of relics, like one slot always is an item you start with and another is environmental boosts like goal/invader
the color system is fucking gay
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:04:42 PM No.533969105
>>533968960
good luck getting match. a ton of erg doesn't queue for it anymore
Replies: >>533969268
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:04:56 PM No.533969132
>>533968742
I didn't read more details at the bottom until after I asked
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:06:06 PM No.533969268
>>533969105
I queue for all bosses except the normal versions of ED bosses.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:06:20 PM No.533969289
>>533968816
It was never about wanting the game to be harder or easier, it's about wanting the system to actually feel fun and rewarding.
Replies: >>533969454 >>533970321
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:07:18 PM No.533969385
>>533968443
I would've preferred an entirely different system over RNG relics
Replies: >>533969591
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:08:04 PM No.533969454
>>533969289
what is with zoomers and needing a progression/reward system to enjoy a game
Replies: >>533969545 >>533969712 >>533970212 >>533974048
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:08:33 PM No.533969503
>>533958448
Tower Dungeon?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:08:52 PM No.533969545
>>533969454
nice strawman
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:09:05 PM No.533969570
when does this game get a DBM plugin and a damage tracker?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:09:19 PM No.533969591
>>533969385
it's truly the worst kind of loot system for a souls game
I blame nioh for this shit
Replies: >>533970452
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:09:58 PM No.533969652
Do you mean Dead By Daylight?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:10:31 PM No.533969712
>>533969454
have you really never heard of the Skinner Box experiment?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:10:36 PM No.533969725
rocks for caster wylder
rocks for caster wylder
md5: 8d8e0f63b6e204007c0e6b37f2f31165๐Ÿ”
trying to figure out caster wylder. these are the relic sets ive come up with. which do you guys think is the best? last time i asked, someone here suggested focusing on fire up because of wylder ult.
Replies: >>533969858 >>533969881 >>533970048 >>533970074 >>533970959
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:11:53 PM No.533969858
>>533969725
Post steam
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:12:05 PM No.533969881
>>533969725
just play revenant and stop throwing our matches
Replies: >>533970758
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:12:47 PM No.533969951
>>533950248
You are not a person so that's fitting for you
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:13:33 PM No.533970018
>>533958448
Canon
>>533962804
Both
Iโ€™m the fucking tarnished
>>533963332
>>533963567
Get a better fetish
Replies: >>533970959
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:13:51 PM No.533970048
>>533969725
just stop it man
wait a bit longer for the stat swap relics and you can do all the actual effective meme builds you want
Replies: >>533971558
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:14:05 PM No.533970074
>>533969725
Wylder's ult doesn't benefit from fire attack up, despite being fire damage
Replies: >>533970758 >>533971075
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:15:40 PM No.533970212
>>533966286
>they quit
based friends - follow their path
>>533969454
nice obsession retard get zoomer cock out of your head
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:15:42 PM No.533970217
>>533967151
Its more like 90 percent but yeah
>>533967650
Because he is
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:16:53 PM No.533970321
>>533969289
If you don't feel like the game is inherently fun, and you think you'd need a battle pass sort of progression to be dripfed dopamine, then this probably isn't the game for you
Replies: >>533970995 >>533971086
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:18:09 PM No.533970452
>>533969591
I killed margit in the tutorial and thought that it was gonna be a cool system where you get rewarded for things like that. And partially it is, but they just had to shit on the entire concept by making it RNG shit on top of it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:19:40 PM No.533970625
>>533963567
teacher... you are... not only a mistress at sorcery arts, but also incredibly agile! I see, in order to use magic to the best of your ability, you can't neglect your body. I'll be sure to make it as elastic and dexterous as I possibly can through rigorous exercise!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:20:59 PM No.533970758
>>533969881
wylder is the best character in the game so its ok. the only thing he is bad at is dying
>>533970074
damn alright sounds like ill be sticking to relic set #3
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:20:59 PM No.533970759
all bosses noklateo 1/3
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:22:49 PM No.533970959
35927d376c45e4fddd54112cb245ad2f
35927d376c45e4fddd54112cb245ad2f
md5: 40c3b7a8483af25484dd0d1fa7b20a2e๐Ÿ”
>>533969725
This is utterly retarded
>>533970018
Didn't ask
Replies: >>533974280
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:22:54 PM No.533970967
GGs fulghor team
>two powerstance bonus purple daggers right at the start
Replies: >>533971030
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:23:11 PM No.533970995
>>533970321
>criticizing one system = disliking the entire game and wanting a fortnite battlepass
cool!
Replies: >>533971107
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:23:36 PM No.533971030
>>533970967
gg
I thought we were fighting augur so I stacked magic attack passives lol
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:23:57 PM No.533971075
>>533970074
yes it does
Replies: >>533971226
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:24:02 PM No.533971086
>>533970321
>If you don't feel like the game is inherently fun,
I like this game but it would be inherently better without the RNG sloppa
Replies: >>533971635
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:24:13 PM No.533971107
>>533970995
not what i said retard
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:25:32 PM No.533971226
>>533971075
Yes, but you can't give the retard good advice or he might go ahead with his plan to throw games.
Replies: >>533971558
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:26:08 PM No.533971283
the eternal load
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:28:06 PM No.533971490
I'm already Wylder!
Replies: >>533974489
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:28:53 PM No.533971558
>>533970048
>>533971226
ive played 4 games as caster wylder and won all 4 of them so far, you guys need to relax this game isnt that hard
Replies: >>533973981 >>533975540 >>533975540
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:29:38 PM No.533971635
>>533971086
it would be boring without the RNG. imagine if every game you had the perfect relics with the perfect boss drops. it would get old very fast.

The only people who want that are so dogshit at the game they are struggling to get through it and they dont want to worry about thinking about anything besides dodge and R1
Replies: >>533971886
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:29:40 PM No.533971640
>>533968461
That read as not calm to you? How do people like this survive in yhe real world when they encounter someone who is actually upset, if they have such a hair trigger
Replies: >>533971716
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:30:15 PM No.533971716
>>533971640
ma'am please calm down
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:30:23 PM No.533971732
Itโ€™s hilarious how people equate not playing the optimal way to throwing. The only games Iโ€™ve lost with erg is when Iโ€™m playing optimally but canโ€™t carry the slack of two others who are also attempting at playing the correct way. Meanwhile Iโ€™ve done so much dumb shit and had the freest wins
Replies: >>533972138 >>533974489
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:31:42 PM No.533971886
>>533971635
>it would be boring without the RNG.
If you don't feel like the game is inherently fun, and you think you'd RNG sort of progression to be dripfed dopamine, then this probably isn't the game for you
Gotcha aside I really don't think you understand what people want. I want deterministic buildcrafting, not buildcrafting based on RNG, that's all. Deterministic doesn't mean "everything has to be free to get immediately" btw. Could be a totally different system.
Replies: >>533972342 >>533973205
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:33:37 PM No.533972131
>all the depth 1 and 2 shitters immediately making themselves known
Blocked. All of you are blocked.
Replies: >>533974489
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:33:39 PM No.533972138
>>533971732
If I get hit once by some soldier mob there's literally no point in playing.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:35:32 PM No.533972342
>>533971886
This game is built around RNG for replay-ability
Please, genuinely, uninstall.
You're either brown or retarded (same thing).
Replies: >>533972763
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:38:41 PM No.533972665
Don't judge me if I use the evergaol shop relic I don't have anything else
Replies: >>533972728 >>533972863 >>533973406
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:39:22 PM No.533972728
>>533972665
Nobody is going to judge you for using a good relic and popping a few goals to level up fast.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:39:46 PM No.533972763
>>533972342
>This game is built around RNG for replay-ability
Not really, I dont even use RNG relics in fact and I've been enjoying it for many hundreds of hours now. Only braindamaged gambling addicts think RNG loot adds anything to a game. It's an unironic dopamine addiction thing
Replies: >>533972872
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:40:45 PM No.533972863
>>533972665
I don't really care, I still use it on some characters. It took me 200+ hours to get a wylder effect with evergaol in the second line.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:40:52 PM No.533972872
>>533972763
Jesus Christ you genuinely need to neurolink yourself so you can artificially add a few wrinkles to your brain or you'll die of stupidity
Replies: >>533973603
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:44:05 PM No.533973205
>>533971886
>if you dont want the RNG game to take out all of its RNG then this isnt the game for you
hackermen are literally this mentally ill btw.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:44:41 PM No.533973269
A girl just told me she โ€œloved meโ€ after I gave her some food. What does this mean?
Replies: >>533973339 >>533973363 >>533973409 >>533973439 >>533973803 >>533974897 >>533974945 >>533975546 >>533975762 >>533975853 >>533981116
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:45:24 PM No.533973339
>>533973269
you're in there buddy
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:45:38 PM No.533973363
>>533973269
Nothing.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:46:02 PM No.533973406
>>533972665
its not bad. treasure is nice, free key is nice, the goal thing is crazy good on some maps and nice on any map.

I have a few evergaol + character specific relics that i use instead and i sometimes miss the treasure finding or free key
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:46:05 PM No.533973409
>>533973269
The drugs worked.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:46:28 PM No.533973439
>>533973269
it means you're the new paypig
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:48:25 PM No.533973603
>>533972872
>you need RNG or the game iwll get boring!
>but i've been enjoying it without the RNG
>YOU SO STUPID!! HE SO STUPID!!
damn
Replies: >>533973872
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:49:13 PM No.533973685
QUCK
I need funny Nightreign memes to make a grill laugh
Replies: >>533973856 >>533974105 >>533975054 >>533995828
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:50:29 PM No.533973803
>>533973269
Tell her that youโ€™d loaf to see her again
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:51:01 PM No.533973856
>>533973685
We hate women here.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:51:13 PM No.533973872
74b
74b
md5: 07cba1776f7fe6d419c27cadc6dd1aee๐Ÿ”
>>533973603
BLOOD BITCH BASTARD
SAAR YOU BLOOD YOUR MOTHER BASTARD BITCH
Replies: >>533974025
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:51:25 PM No.533973886
kkiioo
kkiioo
md5: 8b37b6be94d6874e526a1c9c7036a00c๐Ÿ”
gg
Replies: >>533973982 >>533974134
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:52:29 PM No.533973981
>>533971558
>ive played 4 games as caster wylder and got carried on all 4 of them so far
>you guys need to relax this game isnt that hard when you're getting carried
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:52:30 PM No.533973982
>>533973886
gg horsebros
Replies: >>533974134
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:52:55 PM No.533974025
>>533973872
Yeah it's crazy how brown shitskins will just start screeching out insults when they dont like a counterargument
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:53:15 PM No.533974048
>>533969454
Extrinsic vs intrinsic motivation. Back when video games were good, they were played because they were fun. Now
fun doesn't matter, if you're not being "efficient" while earning "rewards" (extrinsic motivation) then what you're doing isn't "worthwhile"
Efficiency is the new god, and the people in power have worked for decades to make it this way. Play Guardian, two hand your halberd. They fear luddites.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:53:46 PM No.533974105
illusion
illusion
md5: dc712a529d4a535f3836a4eece8817a6๐Ÿ”
>>533973685
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:54:00 PM No.533974134
>>533973886
>>533973982
gg, easiest team comp ever
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:55:22 PM No.533974265
1752808152340617
1752808152340617
md5: bab1dec5324d542481683517fd0cd118๐Ÿ”
oh my god that one felt better than usual
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:55:28 PM No.533974280
>>533970959
Get a better fetish
Replies: >>533976667 >>533985087 >>533998873
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:55:54 PM No.533974326
>I enjoy putting random relics together to make different play styles for my favourite character
>>NOOO THIS ISNT THE HECKIN GAME FOR YOU, STOP IT!
Replies: >>533974412 >>533977103
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:56:59 PM No.533974412
>>533974326
this but unironically
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:57:41 PM No.533974489
>>533971490
No one said this
>>533971732
Competitive gaming has ruined the minds of gamers forever it seems
>>533972131
Trans post
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:59:03 PM No.533974628
>>533947913
Just set it to the auto bar thingy
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:59:40 PM No.533974681
>>533958279
>>533958550
sex with both
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:00:19 AM No.533974759
how many kgs can you bench? flat bench, no incline, no spotters, no 1max rep, like, at least 6
Replies: >>533974961
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:00:52 AM No.533974817
DID YOU JUST GO TO THE EVERGOAL AT LEVEL 3 OH MY FAUCI IM GOING TO THROOOOOOOOOOW
Replies: >>533976371 >>534008362
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:01:39 AM No.533974897
>>533973269
Girls will tell you I love you over anything these days. Could mean nothing could mean something.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:02:11 AM No.533974945
1679107466422401
1679107466422401
md5: 76b387559eb5d0dcf517317f631ba3e4๐Ÿ”
>>533973269
It means you should keep feeding her
Replies: >>533975129
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:02:23 AM No.533974961
>>533974759
137kg for 6. Unironically I am extremely out of shape right now. I can do this because I'm flabby. It would probably be way harder if I was fit.
Replies: >>533975074
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:03:37 AM No.533975054
1752570039156063_thumb.jpg
1752570039156063_thumb.jpg
md5: 1b8681e1de3983406aa0a1fec78589e3๐Ÿ”
>>533973685
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:03:51 AM No.533975074
>>533974961
>137
how do you even get this on the pole
Replies: >>533975351
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:04:23 AM No.533975129
614cd2bb9ff8f34d66f47d0d6e3c46d2
614cd2bb9ff8f34d66f47d0d6e3c46d2
md5: 7b7237aef1b2e725e4b2f09ef38ca8b3๐Ÿ”
>>533974945
I hate that I understand this
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:05:21 AM No.533975219
gg fish
Replies: >>533975339 >>533975414 >>533975440 >>533975962
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:05:56 AM No.533975275
yeah gigaugur is still cancer jesus christ
Replies: >>533975339 >>533975440 >>533975448 >>533975962
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:06:37 AM No.533975339
>>533975219
>>533975275
sorry for being useless. I used my two starlight shards and that was it.
Replies: >>533975448 >>533975962
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:06:45 AM No.533975351
>>533975074
I converted from lbs to kg. Looksl ike it would be 136~kg actually.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:07:26 AM No.533975414
>>533975219
his spinning tackle oneshot me. i guess thats what i deserve for not having any defensive passives.
Replies: >>533975962
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:07:48 AM No.533975440
>>533975219
>>533975275
gg big jelly, also fuck big jelly
spawned 2 tsunamis on me the cunt
Replies: >>533975962
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:07:53 AM No.533975448
GG on fish. Remember that you need to hold the storm ruler to restore FP. >>533975339

>>533975275
I think it's pretty chill.
Replies: >>533975610 >>533975647 >>533975962
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:08:48 AM No.533975540
>>533971558
>>533971558
yea there's people in erg doing dumb shit like melee ironeye every single match, it's no big deal
Replies: >>533976091
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:08:51 AM No.533975546
>>533973269
Do you like her? Make a move. Itโ€™s possible sheโ€™s receptive to you now.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:09:25 AM No.533975610
>>533975448
are you fucking kidding me

okay I'm queueing again
Replies: >>533975647 >>533975962
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:09:43 AM No.533975631
also i learned you can wake people up by attacking them and they go flying, so that was funny
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:09:55 AM No.533975647
Untitled
Untitled
md5: 5fcfa25fc77f439d4c9219a8db529f01๐Ÿ”
>>533975448
Also collect warming stones along the way.

>>533975610
lol, I also didn't know when I fougt
Replies: >>533975746 >>533975819 >>533975834 >>533975962
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:10:58 AM No.533975746
>>533975647
will keep that in mind, thanks
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:11:06 AM No.533975762
GxGQPKzbMAAuyE4
GxGQPKzbMAAuyE4
md5: 609f24deab2f3092a9665022ffa51bca๐Ÿ”
>>533973269
Girls love when guys are nice to them, simple as
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:11:46 AM No.533975819
>>533975647
carrying that many should do damge over time since your pants would be so hot
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:11:53 AM No.533975834
>>533975647
thanks for the warming stones, certainly helped during the fight
Replies: >>533975962
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:12:01 AM No.533975853
>>533973269
People like being fed. Also depending on the tone it could mean nothing, like just an expression that means thanks.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:13:09 AM No.533975962
>>533975219
>>533975275
>>533975339
>>533975414
>>533975440
>>533975448
>>533975610
>>533975647
>>533975834
huh
Replies: >>533976114
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:14:12 AM No.533976069
Gxas2eAWEAAFNpy
Gxas2eAWEAAFNpy
md5: 41fa1142d4fa501887bcfb88dbac2dec๐Ÿ”
Can someone invade me on the divine bridge grace where you get teleported through the chest? Can such a thing be arranged? I wanna do the skip, never bothered with it before
Replies: >>533976215 >>533979793 >>533981125
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:14:24 AM No.533976091
>>533975540
Caster Wylder isn't remotely a fair comparison to Melee Ironeye.
Have matched with an erg Melee Ironeye a few times now that consistently does great even with meme weapons.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:14:36 AM No.533976114
>>533975962
yeah I think we had multiple concurrent super augur runs lol
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:15:41 AM No.533976215
>>533976069
sorry xissa we only play nightreign now
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:15:56 AM No.533976237
what
Replies: >>533976316 >>533976372
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:16:47 AM No.533976316
>>533976237
what
Replies: >>533976372
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:17:24 AM No.533976371
>>533974817
Sometimes you get an easy boss, like Duelist
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:17:24 AM No.533976372
>>533976237
>>533976316
what
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:17:36 AM No.533976393
2/3 for everything except gigaugur
Replies: >>533976553 >>533976839
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:17:44 AM No.533976409
Maris is genuinely the worst storm ruler gimmick fight they've ever made.
Replies: >>533976591
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:19:13 AM No.533976553
>>533976393
2/3 here too
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:19:32 AM No.533976583
EdVvywWWAAAyAfI
EdVvywWWAAAyAfI
md5: a525f7d8b448a96c8de794b6adc72bac๐Ÿ”
Q in
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:19:39 AM No.533976591
>>533976409
id say its better than ds3 but not des. it has grown on me a bit after doing it a few times but its still a tired gimmick that really shouldnt be here
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:20:23 AM No.533976667
abed17e0dc0f41383091484b524256c7
abed17e0dc0f41383091484b524256c7
md5: 1b8b542b4586799ee72fd767ed73de49๐Ÿ”
>>533974280
Didn't ask
Replies: >>533976735 >>533978219 >>533985087
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:21:06 AM No.533976735
>>533976667
mm
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:22:05 AM No.533976839
>>533976393
3/3
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:24:12 AM No.533977037
relic
relic
md5: e7db6b07ccdccb0601814cb1c4ce6fed๐Ÿ”
damn wish i played duchess
Replies: >>533977089 >>533977295 >>533978164 >>533978356 >>533979868
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:24:44 AM No.533977089
>>533977037
gosh darn
play duchess she's fun
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:24:53 AM No.533977103
>>533974326
>I would enjoy it more if the relics werent random and there was actual thought involved in acquiring them, or an equivalent system
>NOOOOOO YOU WOULD GET BORED
Replies: >>533978334
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:25:23 AM No.533977158
urf 4/5, hop on
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:26:51 AM No.533977295
>>533977037
What the fuck that's a god level roll
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:29:46 AM No.533977575
Can join any 2/3, tell which boss
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:30:19 AM No.533977623
Nightreign_Rollin_thumb.jpg
Nightreign_Rollin_thumb.jpg
md5: 2032bee5ad4e2c19c0115f230bfa2dfc๐Ÿ”
GG.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:30:28 AM No.533977636
dupered
dupered
md5: f92fa77ca1246075323e5f9cedb0e1c4๐Ÿ”
gg, I someway some how duped my white starter weapon ~_~
Replies: >>533977730
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:31:09 AM No.533977698
>ttv in name
>plays like utter shit
many such cases
Replies: >>533979759
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:31:25 AM No.533977730
>>533977636
geeg
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:34:47 AM No.533978089
>leaderboards come in
>sneedger instatops all /erg/ lobbies
how do you respond without sounding mad?
Replies: >>533978449 >>533978572
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:35:29 AM No.533978164
>>533977037
Shitters be like
>holy crackers you mean to tell me when i get hit i can restore like 10% of the damage? wow!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:35:59 AM No.533978219
>>533976667
*lick lick lick*
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:37:08 AM No.533978334
>>533977103
>and there was actual thought involved in acquiring them
thats what we get now. You make choices on what to take and what to sacrifice, right now (assuming yo uarent some hacking retard who took out 50% of the game for yosrself). You dont want thought, you want a set of pre made relics that are obviously cookie cutter for each character.
Replies: >>533980893 >>533987902
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:37:24 AM No.533978356
>>533977037
I have that but instead of bloodborne it's poison resist
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:38:25 AM No.533978449
>>533978089
I don't give a shit about nightreign
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:39:37 AM No.533978572
>>533978089
stupid brony lol
Replies: >>533978631
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:40:24 AM No.533978631
>>533978572
You'll get over it though
Replies: >>533978971
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:44:05 AM No.533978971
>>533978631
stop bronyposting, terrsneedgerinian
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:44:52 AM No.533979040
>samefag schizo hours
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:49:45 AM No.533979493
I'm going to run out of the castle basement when its not bbh just to see who follows
Replies: >>533980160
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:49:58 AM No.533979518
fulgorstake_thumb.jpg
fulgorstake_thumb.jpg
md5: b37e6b4736f516d898d922da41168478๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:52:06 AM No.533979720
IMG_2141
IMG_2141
md5: 5287025be39b83a3743a482101c43058๐Ÿ”
Revenant shitters wish they could reach this level of power
Replies: >>533980376
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:52:35 AM No.533979759
>>533977698
You ever notice how people who are worth watching never have ttv in their name? It's always the shitters. Having ttv in the name is like an ad that's entirely AI, its a sign that the product is dogshit and worthless.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:52:56 AM No.533979793
>>533976069
yes this is possible
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:53:42 AM No.533979868
>>533977037
3rd one is bad on duchess but ive never tried it paired with the dagger restore. might be decent. probably not. this relic is still better than anything ive been able to find
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:54:14 AM No.533979914
155 scaling is dogshit though
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:55:35 AM No.533980035
that goat was one for the records, genuine speedrunner-tier
Replies: >>533980879
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:56:00 AM No.533980063
holy fucking world record pace libra kill lmfao
Replies: >>533980196
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:56:04 AM No.533980074
>guardian
>less likely to be targeted
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:56:27 AM No.533980121
>casts totem of DPS loss on top of boss
>everyone waits for the boss to walk out of totem
>1 person gets downed because bsoses attack shot through totem
ebin
Replies: >>533980320 >>533980353
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:56:51 AM No.533980160
>>533979493
I'm blocking you on day 2 when we go there and find out.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:57:07 AM No.533980196
>>533980063
did either of you happen to record that? the whole fight could easily fit on a webm i think
Replies: >>533980879
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:58:23 AM No.533980320
>>533980121
>1 person gets downed
the totem is a shitter detector, if you actually die to a bricked up boss you are a bad player and should never touch nightreign ever again, I'll also be blocking you and posting the webm here so everyone else can block you too.
Replies: >>533980939
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:58:50 AM No.533980353
least powerful raider ult_thumb.jpg
least powerful raider ult_thumb.jpg
md5: 79a914a33fa86ffa39a950fbf05643c4๐Ÿ”
>>533980121
Replies: >>533980558
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:59:04 AM No.533980376
1730890904632627
1730890904632627
md5: 767536b57240413c0327042a8017b42f๐Ÿ”
>>533979720
>155 incant scaling
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 12:59:49 AM No.533980451
BLOCK ME
BLOCK U BASTARD BLOODY
BLOODY BASTARD BITCH
>bird noises
Replies: >>534016573
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:00:52 AM No.533980558
1753561670611451_thumb.jpg
1753561670611451_thumb.jpg
md5: 53ece6a107aa0b6322d2e25597bac166๐Ÿ”
>>533980353
Raider bros not like this.....
Replies: >>533980720
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:02:54 AM No.533980720
>>533980558
tomorrow, I wil play nightreign, good night
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:02:59 AM No.533980730
ranni-the-witch-npc-elden-ring-wiki-guide_jpg_85
ranni-the-witch-npc-elden-ring-wiki-guide_jpg_85
md5: ce874a63cd7036b6af2a65380986b269๐Ÿ”
>of course, I remember now
>I don't love the Tarnished! I love Miyazaki
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:04:31 AM No.533980879
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN 2025.08.05 - 00.55.12.33.DVR_thumb.jpg
>>533980035
>>533980196
i have never seen ANY nightlord go down this fast before, we might've been able to do it even faster with better circumstances but for just a random run this was insane
Replies: >>533981147 >>533981157 >>533981381 >>533981504 >>533981810 >>533982238 >>533982551 >>533982630
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:04:35 AM No.533980893
>>533978334
Anon, you don't use "actual thought" to acquire relics. It's RNG.
Replies: >>533981093
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:05:11 AM No.533980939
>>533980320
i didnt and dont. i walk out of range and wait for it to go away or the boss to come into my line of sight. last game i was recluse and used my ult, i was banking on my spell regening my mana because of my ult but raider unga bungad his totem in my way and wasnt doing elemental damage so i couldnt even skill mana back so i just sat and watched him fight the boss. I hate raiders so much
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:05:28 AM No.533980974
gg fish
Replies: >>533981124
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:06:06 AM No.533981028
gg fish
Replies: >>533981124
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:06:50 AM No.533981093
>>533980893
the actual thought is choosing which ones to keep and use. That is a part of "acquiring" them. Do you think actual thought would be buying pre made relics in the shop while having a cookie cutter guide on your second monitor?
Replies: >>533981984
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:07:02 AM No.533981116
>>533973269
a girl said I was cute because I always stood at her office door when we spoke and never went inside
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:07:10 AM No.533981124
>>533980974
>>533981028
now that I know how to use storm ruler, ez sigils
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:07:11 AM No.533981125
>>533976069
Ayyy it worked, even though I had to wait like an hour
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:07:25 AM No.533981147
wKaSi0k
wKaSi0k
md5: 2e46c55f2bf78fea8c4917eca28dbe1d๐Ÿ”
>>533980879
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:07:31 AM No.533981157
>>533980879
literally tore him a new asshole
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:07:54 AM No.533981201
The hold doesn't feel the same without the jew merchant...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:08:56 AM No.533981303
>300 hrs in game
>didn't get gaza wheel once
Replies: >>533981413 >>533981541 >>533981683
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:09:44 AM No.533981381
>>533980879
Jesus fucking christ
That swirly dash the ironeye did at 0:10 is pure comedy as well
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:09:54 AM No.533981395
FAGGOT
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:10:06 AM No.533981413
>>533981303
>anon doesn't know about the sparring grounds chest
literally ANY weapon in the game
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:10:56 AM No.533981504
1749288808504818
1749288808504818
md5: c706856755222b3084db631802c15f99๐Ÿ”
>>533980879
holy shit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:11:17 AM No.533981541
>>533981303
I have 227 hours and have never seen the Stone Club.
Replies: >>533981682 >>533982448
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:12:47 AM No.533981682
>>533981541
I have 350.640 hours and have never seen a vagina
Replies: >>533981813
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:12:47 AM No.533981683
>>533981303
hammers feel pretty rare with wylder, i def have used the stone club tho
Replies: >>534005639
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:13:36 AM No.533981750
1752693669530155
1752693669530155
md5: 5dfedbef712d5c43a47b88c83e66a37d๐Ÿ”
GG on killing Mr. Hands, Raider/Wylder. Wish I get better spells that run cause the game thought I would have fun just spamming Greater Glintstone for half of it.
Replies: >>533981872 >>533981995
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:14:04 AM No.533981801
Sans titre
Sans titre
md5: 7bf3a0a38e4c0b9d20a7b2730abc75df๐Ÿ”
Thanks raider/recluse horse i just got my new bis ironeye relic from that
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:14:10 AM No.533981810
>>533980879
>flame of frenzy revenant
>ghiza's wheel raider
>jumpy dual curved sword??? ironeye
holy fuck he got dumpstered
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:14:10 AM No.533981813
>>533981682
>tfw
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:14:46 AM No.533981872
>>533981750
You did good, big damage
/Raider
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:15:51 AM No.533981984
>>533981093
No, actual thought would maybe be building them yourself with some system that has complexity behind it.
>you see slot machines are actually an intellectual ability because you still have to check if you got 3 7s each time
Replies: >>533982173
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:15:55 AM No.533981995
>>533981750
Who's Mr. Hands
Replies: >>533982046 >>533982217
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:16:13 AM No.533982027
>defeat regular boss
>thread derails into circle jerk
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:16:21 AM No.533982046
>>533981995
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:17:49 AM No.533982173
>>533981984
>double digit IQ tier reductionism
good thing you arent a game dev
Replies: >>533982828
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:18:25 AM No.533982217
>>533981995
Horse
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:18:42 AM No.533982238
Gwdp_lFWoAA52op
Gwdp_lFWoAA52op
md5: 9005e8ed6a22d63f853c629ff8820605๐Ÿ”
>>533980879
holy fuckles this felt therapeutic to watch
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:21:01 AM No.533982448
ss20250721-18.54.47
ss20250721-18.54.47
md5: 4b8c52436664527a7492cf39336fb2bb๐Ÿ”
>>533981541
Doesn't beat the starter camp cragblade Club I found one time but it was nice
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:22:03 AM No.533982551
>>533980879
depths 4 will not salvage this game this shit is too easy
Replies: >>533983092 >>533983361
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:22:46 AM No.533982614
Playing with randoms as duo literally every game that manages to get to final boss has been a win. But it's 70/30. Those 30% of games mostly end up under level 5 cause people mainly quit (one dude who quit had level 15 and 10 flasks at the start, weird garbage sessions like that).
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:23:03 AM No.533982630
>>533980879
the hell, I thought the shouts didn't work if you don't have it actively held
Replies: >>533983417
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:25:26 AM No.533982828
>>533982173
>reductionism
saying that RNG relics don't rely on thought or skill to obtain isn't reductionism, it's reality
your argument is that "but you still have to check if the RNG shit you get is worthwhile" is on par with saying that rubbing lots are not RNG based because you still have to manually rub them open and check what you got. Do you not understand that this isn't actually the same thing as having a system where acquiring them isn't RNG?
Replies: >>533982945
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:26:57 AM No.533982945
>>533982828
>its slot machines! you just check for three 7s!
Thats reductionism. and its obvious you hack in your relics because your monkey brain cant even grasp what im talking about. Your opinion is both retarded and irrelevant
Replies: >>533985516
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:28:40 AM No.533983092
>>533982551
depths 5 is gonna be +400% hp and then guardian will be exposed
Replies: >>534011496
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:28:48 AM No.533983103
4VPFjOp
4VPFjOp
md5: 6e219a024002ba8794ffee730063775b๐Ÿ”
geeg
Replies: >>533983418
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:29:00 AM No.533983117
FyRcW7OaUAAIFBT
FyRcW7OaUAAIFBT
md5: d66c98a79d8a83efc5d6bca005bebfd8๐Ÿ”
Feel the pressure~
Umm-num-num-num
BAAAAAHHHHHHH
Umm-num-num-num
Replies: >>533983676 >>533984627 >>533988941 >>534008431
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:29:46 AM No.533983184
Shoutout to the guy who posted Journey lyrics last thread
Replies: >>533987871
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:31:47 AM No.533983361
>>533982551
>enter depth 4
>its a poison swamp the size of limveld
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:32:21 AM No.533983417
>>533982630
Okay so it looks like they stay on if they're in your offhand but they don't actually apply damage to your mainhand weapon (plus they overwrite weapon buffs which is weird and annoying but i knew that already). Only braggarts roar seems to give you any benefit and that's for stamina and reduction
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:32:21 AM No.533983418
Desktop 2025.08.04 - 19.16.29.18.DVR_thumb.jpg
Desktop 2025.08.04 - 19.16.29.18.DVR_thumb.jpg
md5: 65a7bd6ed2e5779f9efb6a9f01399259๐Ÿ”
>>533983103
tfw jumping around like a spaz has earned me yet another webm in the book of regrets
Replies: >>533983605 >>533983647
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:34:30 AM No.533983605
>>533983418
Damn, that looked like the ending of a sad movie about an animal.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:35:03 AM No.533983647
>>533983418
kekaroo
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:35:05 AM No.533983654
1745483026027228
1745483026027228
md5: cf532df0b3b1b8ac8668a5294cd525de๐Ÿ”
Now what? Kind of bored
Replies: >>533984270 >>533988941
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:35:26 AM No.533983676
>>533983117
Thread quality improved
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:35:34 AM No.533983692
GGs horse
Replies: >>533983824
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:36:52 AM No.533983824
>>533983692
Why GGs?
Replies: >>533983982
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:37:24 AM No.533983880
1713622686663622
1713622686663622
md5: 485eec58e571f889b0c4c6b9fcf4db9c๐Ÿ”
>The Absolute state of thread even after Everdarkie Jellyfish boss

Shazam! won
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:38:29 AM No.533983981
Literal who?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:38:29 AM No.533983982
>>533983824
Why not?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:39:34 AM No.533984082
GwI87oNXUAACstx
GwI87oNXUAACstx
md5: 96c5ecfcb6775682e1d7c7f180fe8cf6๐Ÿ”
>Libra "weak" to madness
>proc madness on him
>it buffs him
Replies: >>533984857 >>533985674 >>533986213 >>533995947
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:41:30 AM No.533984270
>>533983654
now you post your girlcock and feet
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:45:34 AM No.533984627
1748763550525112
1748763550525112
md5: 29c5cd5f4b7807d7a8185c64f38e240a๐Ÿ”
>>533983117
Goated reference
Replies: >>533988941
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:48:06 AM No.533984857
>>533984082
but at least it stops him, for half a second
unlike holy, which only does +35% damage
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:48:31 AM No.533984897
holy kek fulghor absolutely butt raped
Replies: >>533984978
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:48:59 AM No.533984930
Okay was someone there hacking or what? I know we were killing bosses really fast and having a good run, but killing Fulghor before he could phase change is kind of nutty.
Replies: >>533985086 >>533985151
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:49:31 AM No.533984978
rapier raping
rapier raping
md5: 05bdedf8420dee6e08b27d2341ae674a๐Ÿ”
>>533984897
gg
rapier rape happened again
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:50:39 AM No.533985086
>>533984930
i had passives for like +50% and also the lightning physick combined with dragonking
cragblade with the meme jumping attack which is like the best weapon to use against him ALSO with lightning grease. the other guy also had a cragblade
Replies: >>533985338
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:50:40 AM No.533985087
>>533976667
nasty. see >>533974280
Replies: >>533995332
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:51:26 AM No.533985151
>>533984930
i got a ton of physical damage boosts and more runes from boss loot orbs, kept 500k runes for the Demon Plating boost, then used a few full hp effects, a bloodboil aromatic, a consecutive hits flask, and lightning grease on my rapiers
Replies: >>533985338
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:52:15 AM No.533985230
recluse_thumb.jpg
recluse_thumb.jpg
md5: 3c70a5248aaaac2fbe223f0105d5f5bc๐Ÿ”
What's going on here, did recluse use the zip glitch to jump across the lava to the other side?
Replies: >>533985449
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:53:29 AM No.533985338
>>533985086
>>533985151
Fucking hell. Yeah I also had +lighting dmaage passives and a cragblade, I forgot about demon plating until the end and so left myself at 14 with 300k runes give or take. He was just destroyed, gg. Makes me feel like going to a mine to upgrade my shield was a waste of time lol
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:54:30 AM No.533985449
>>533985230
Fell off and respawned on the other side?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:55:09 AM No.533985516
>>533982945
>analogies are reductionism
No, you are just retarded
I dont hack in my relics btw I just dont like the mechanic. You have already made up your mind that anyone who criticizes the system is an evil hacker though
Replies: >>533987680
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:55:21 AM No.533985545
just ran ED Augur again after a break from it since release
still an easy fight, still dogshit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:56:42 AM No.533985674
1653312345712
1653312345712
md5: 60fb7f40d2f9143f5d0008d170054877๐Ÿ”
>>533984082
>proc
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:59:30 AM No.533985975
who has the squarest jaw in all of erg?
Replies: >>533986381
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:00:02 AM No.533986029
that libra in the rain was spicy sorry that was a bad call
Replies: >>533986098
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:00:41 AM No.533986098
>>533986029
Its oke we still made it
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:01:56 AM No.533986213
>>533984082
>proc madness on libra
>he gets stunned and spergs out instead of going on an aoe spam bullet hell rampage
>this is somehow a buff
Replies: >>533986837
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:03:01 AM No.533986329
Why don't we get an augur of the golden order
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:03:27 AM No.533986381
>>533985975
Mush
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:04:59 AM No.533986541
so when are we getting new content? jellyblob doesn't count
Replies: >>533986665
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:06:06 AM No.533986665
>>533986541
Did you like the stormruler with the anime attack?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:07:29 AM No.533986837
>>533986213
he literally gets an attack buff
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:09:51 AM No.533987059
file
file
md5: 5b8eaaaaaae4200a7c3e5093fe6435fd๐Ÿ”
lootkino
Replies: >>533987202
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:10:50 AM No.533987170
Storm Ruler should be Revenant's default weapon skill.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:11:10 AM No.533987202
>>533987059
Hell yea, fists and claws with any status or weapon buff/roar AoW are always a good time.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:11:32 AM No.533987246
1738046518500488_thumb.jpg
1738046518500488_thumb.jpg
md5: 2bd0ad82cbc3bf57dda5b5820fa6bc28๐Ÿ”
He is just standing there...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:13:42 AM No.533987457
P66qI1h
P66qI1h
md5: 4aa03a3d606bdf51a231494272d518b4๐Ÿ”
geeg
lol sorry about the jank run, shiftyduck. I pinged crater day 1 level 1 and ended up soloing all of it at level 4->8 while you two went off and did other stuff. was fun.
Replies: >>533987735
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:14:25 AM No.533987524
1724041136660508
1724041136660508
md5: e3f38776d1bb11d63f29e1d8473088a2๐Ÿ”
gg libra please don't block me for trying to solo a gaol and dying in the rain
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:16:04 AM No.533987680
>>533985516
>>analogies are reductionism
Yes, they can be.
>the practice of analyzing and describing a complex phenomenon in terms of phenomena that are held to represent a simpler or more fundamental level
You stupid shit. saying its all about waiting for 3 7s is very reductionist.
You dont wait for 3 perfect rolls, you typically pick a relic with at least 1 thing you really want and maybe a second thing that is convenient.
Replies: >>533990559
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:16:44 AM No.533987735
>>533987457
gg wylder and recluse, yeah I was wondering what you were on about jumping into crater day 1 but you cleared it solo meh
Also sorry about that gargoyle reculse, forgot to heal before my ult wore off, bastard had literally 1 hp left
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:18:04 AM No.533987871
>>533983184
Shout out to your mom who showed me a great time last night
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:18:23 AM No.533987902
>>533978334
>You dont want thought, you want a set of pre made relics that are obviously cookie cutter for each character.
you mean like whats in the game? people with 500+ hours are still using quest and shop relics
Replies: >>533988113
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:18:47 AM No.533987952
How do randoms reach no more than lvl 9 or 10 at the end of day 2?
Replies: >>533988240 >>533988332 >>533999674
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:20:18 AM No.533988113
>>533987902
>people with 500+ hours are still using quest and shop relics
using 1 shop relic to fit a relic set together is fine. if you have 500+ hours and use 3x shop relics you are a shitter and i am glad that you arent happy with the relic system because the fault lies with you for failing a skill check.
Replies: >>533988161
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:20:55 AM No.533988161
>>533988113
its all luck doe
Replies: >>533988318
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:21:00 AM No.533988170
1750556741543645_thumb.jpg
1750556741543645_thumb.jpg
md5: cef1daa3cbc7576b56a69ae1938a800d๐Ÿ”
Did that attack really need the ability to deflect?
Replies: >>533988365
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:21:43 AM No.533988240
>>533987952
They're just new. You don't come out of the womb being a routing god.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:21:53 AM No.533988258
I don't think they can release a better game than this.
Nightreign is the perfect culmination of the souls franchise.
All they have to do is keep releasing new bosses to keep us happy and I'd be pleased even if they didn't make another game.

This is good enough. 45 mins per game. Could be shorter but that's ok.
You get the entire souls experience in 45 mins every day and that's it.
Replies: >>533988921
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:22:27 AM No.533988318
>>533988161
knowing what is good and coming up with builds isnt luck.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:22:34 AM No.533988332
>>533987952
They only do camps day 1. But they're really just running around trying to get all the flasks.
Day 2 they go castle, but don't fight bosses. Then they do more camps.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:22:53 AM No.533988360
developers developers developers
developers
developers developers developers developers developers
TV
TV TV TV
TV TV TV TV TV
TV
developers
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:22:56 AM No.533988365
15726-2652651999-coral_reef_photography
15726-2652651999-coral_reef_photography
md5: 9cd3e8b354035fc59ec67f185a92596f๐Ÿ”
>>533988170
kek
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:24:03 AM No.533988482
Libra Heol Hors
erg pc
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:24:44 AM No.533988537
1723903844815354_thumb.jpg
1723903844815354_thumb.jpg
md5: 87714617cbb59f5e8e97b52e422665ba๐Ÿ”
>play the game right
>get punished
Replies: >>533989461 >>533990052
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:24:46 AM No.533988539
GG Exec and Raider
About halfway through I gave up on magic and went all in on the Spear of Gransax. I think it worked ok.
Hilarious how I kept getting clipped mid animation. Thank you Elden Ring.
Replies: >>533988985
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:24:53 AM No.533988547
'g 'ors
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:27:22 AM No.533988795
1752006120909623_thumb.jpg
1752006120909623_thumb.jpg
md5: 8146b43c6dd0362c7f7e04f1e33741d3๐Ÿ”
Slippery floors after a night of rain.
Replies: >>533988889
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:27:48 AM No.533988839
>>533962336
Uhhh Mili is flat
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:28:17 AM No.533988889
>>533988795
You can rejection those guys off the castle. At the upper level they'll die though at the lower level they'll just take fall damage and take some time to get up
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:28:41 AM No.533988921
>>533988258
nightreign is very fun but yeah it needs more/better content and a lot more variety on day 1 and day 2, a few fixes on spell pools and cool stuff for characters that need QoL
already got more hours on this than DS3 though so there's that
I'd like it if they release more than one DLC as long as they're a lot of content, I'd buy those
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:28:54 AM No.533988941
>>533983117
>>533983654
>>533984627
kys
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:29:20 AM No.533988985
>>533988539
gg, yea shit happens
procing madness on field libra as raider was funny too
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:30:06 AM No.533989056
need minigames in the hub while waiting for queue
Replies: >>533989757
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:31:39 AM No.533989217
1733852915137360
1733852915137360
md5: 2cc80416ecb540bcd7e9da12bc9e4000๐Ÿ”
we need more locales and shifting earths
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:32:19 AM No.533989268
2/3 for night aspect
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:32:28 AM No.533989287
2/3
hop on
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:32:45 AM No.533989315
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1745292072496615_thumb.jpg
md5: ffd7f2b43cd96c09499ca7d676b40e47๐Ÿ”
Guardian bros...
Replies: >>533990237 >>533990309
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:34:36 AM No.533989461
1729117146603625
1729117146603625
md5: f2c6908322a1bd1efeab537552487775๐Ÿ”
>>533988537
>play the game right

>not healing when below half health
>using an axe with B Dex scaling (you have C Dex) and D Int scaling
>playing the dedicated support character and trying to go DPS
>no summons out
I hate revenant players. Your only job is to be a heal slut and buff the actual players.
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Replies: >>533989696 >>533990814 >>533992886
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:37:31 AM No.533989696
1734564375801505
1734564375801505
md5: 997a34d788cc4e70042f37a98318464d๐Ÿ”
>>533989461
but DUDE le gremlin with big weapon meme!
Replies: >>533989986 >>533998725
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:38:07 AM No.533989757
>>533989056
you guys have phones, right?
Replies: >>533992886
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:38:28 AM No.533989784
If you canโ€™t handle the heat, donโ€™t queue up.
Replies: >>533989879 >>533990310
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:39:21 AM No.533989874
GG on horse. Sry for choking, I had like 4 flasks but 2 graces tho in case shit went to shit.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:39:23 AM No.533989879
>>533989784
you are trans
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:39:30 AM No.533989894
EPIC
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:40:23 AM No.533989980
>cheaters in queue
Replies: >>533990078
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:40:29 AM No.533989986
>>533989696
Most people just like revenant and big weapons. maybe you spend too much time on reddit doe
Replies: >>533990162
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:41:09 AM No.533990052
>>533988537
>playing the game right
>Revenant
you are not playing correctly if you play Revenant, that's a throw pick
Replies: >>533990285
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:41:19 AM No.533990078
>>533989980
The only cheater is sneedger. stop blocking each other unless someone is being an asshole or thrower
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:42:19 AM No.533990162
>>533989986
why would you assume that would be from reddit "doe"?
Replies: >>533990327
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:43:00 AM No.533990237
>>533989315
invaders need to be 3v1'd honestly. they are annoying
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:43:22 AM No.533990285
>>533990052
id rather have a decent rev on my team than a raider
Replies: >>533990485
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:43:34 AM No.533990309
>>533989315
just solo it you shitter
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:43:35 AM No.533990310
>>533989784
name?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:43:45 AM No.533990327
>>533990162
dats where it comes from
Replies: >>533990659
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:44:29 AM No.533990408
everdark Gladius fucking blows
Replies: >>533990683
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:45:14 AM No.533990485
>>533990285
raider does amazing damage, is tanky, can't die and doesn't get cucked by getting the wrong spells on shitty seals
doesnt get shafted by FP either
revenant also griefs the party with a summon that bodyblocks people
raider is superior in every way
Replies: >>533990874
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:45:35 AM No.533990527
So who's next after ED Maris, ED Gladius?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:45:52 AM No.533990559
>>533987680
You've yet to explain what part of actually acquiring the relics isn't just mindless RNG in this game
Replies: >>533993227
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:46:18 AM No.533990597
>wait 20 minutes for a match
>finally
>matchmaking failed
Is it time to go back to randoms?
Replies: >>533990682
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:46:55 AM No.533990659
>>533990327
really? how do you know
Replies: >>533990739
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:47:12 AM No.533990682
>>533990597
>he got blocked
name?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:47:14 AM No.533990683
>>533990408
datamine is out? what does it do differently?
Replies: >>533990995
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:47:48 AM No.533990739
>>533990659
i love redit
Replies: >>534016717
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:48:29 AM No.533990814
>>533989461
>support character
>S scaling in offensive stat
lol
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:49:01 AM No.533990874
>>533990485
these aren't problems that exist to a good revenant for the most part
the equivalent is raider just not getting a good weapon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:50:03 AM No.533990995
>>533990683
he gets some new fire attacks and he hits like a fucking truck now
Replies: >>533991325 >>533994785
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:50:21 AM No.533991031
lIbQ8J2
lIbQ8J2
md5: 8d0d4d2d18321e0931925304246d18f7๐Ÿ”
geeg
some schizo ass routing but it worked pretty well. i love jank runs.
Replies: >>533991114
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:51:21 AM No.533991114
>>533991031
gg heolster crater team
Crater legendary AND bbh basement done on day1
Then I did heolster hitless as well. G fucking G
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:53:22 AM No.533991325
>>533990995
so he still just splits and merges every 45ish seconds? that's boring
Replies: >>533994785
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:53:48 AM No.533991378
1739815365627195
1739815365627195
md5: f7f6a2723e0a634df2806e38f0fb64c6๐Ÿ”
>>533954273
I've been seeing a bunch of Duchess players in queue every other game other than myself
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:01:55 AM No.533992219
how come I absolutely destroy bell bearing hunter, no-hit him easy even in the basement, but as soon as I'm in a trio trying my best to convince my friend to fight him I get blown the fuck out and they immediately give up fighting him......
Replies: >>533992319 >>533992426
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:02:12 AM No.533992246
I've begun to believe that most the good players have abandoned raider
Replies: >>533992482 >>533992696
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:02:59 AM No.533992319
>>533992219
maybe you are not used to dodging him when he is not targetting you
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:04:05 AM No.533992426
>>533992219
it's the aggro swapping mid-combo, and the other players suddenly moving mid-swing that gets me if i die to him
he's a pushover in solo
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:04:39 AM No.533992482
>>533992246
I love STR in ER but raider is not fun for me and I don't like his ultimate skill at all
gonna stick to Wylder until they add a STR/INT ultra greatsword chud, they better do it
Replies: >>533992769
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:04:50 AM No.533992505
kaa0ql1n4rs91
kaa0ql1n4rs91
md5: 860ad5320c6921d72917470d69cf32c1๐Ÿ”
WHAT IF EVERDARK LIBRA DOESNT OFFER ANY DEALS BECAUSE IT STARTS AT PHASE 2 AND HIS DEALS ARE AT THE START OF PHASE 1
Replies: >>533992620 >>533992680
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:06:01 AM No.533992620
>>533992505
that's me on an average day with anxiety
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:06:41 AM No.533992680
>>533992505
what if he adds deals but the drawbacks are random and much more severe
so the winning move is not to fall for jewish tricks even if other goys make YT videos telling you to take deals
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:06:46 AM No.533992696
br 8.4
br 8.4
md5: 0c2de90622b44314ff7dffc6df289f74๐Ÿ”
>>533992246
I'll probably pick him back up if the depth system or one of the new everdarks does an absolute fuckton of damage in a way that's very hard to avoid in melee.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:07:27 AM No.533992769
>>533992482
>STR/INT
why? what weapons even scale off int besides DMGS?
Replies: >>533992978 >>533993101 >>533993282
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:08:44 AM No.533992886
>>533989461
damn chuddettes look like that???
>>533989757
most people here are neets they have no need for such things
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:09:42 AM No.533992978
>>533992769
hellen's steeple
rosus' axe
Replies: >>533993282
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:10:47 AM No.533993101
>>533992769
Starscourge Greatswords, DMGS, Wolf's Greatsword, Fallingstar Beast Jaw, alabaster weapons, and any magic imbued big weapon which raider/wylder will commonly loot from rises, magic forts, and magic ruins
Replies: >>533993282
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:11:57 AM No.533993227
>>533990559
being able to access what would make a good build.
Something many here struggle with given the amount of "god relics" i have seen posted here that are garbage.
Replies: >>533994949
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:12:27 AM No.533993282
>>533992769
>>533993101
oh yea, ruins greatsword, death's poker, and the two >>533992978 mentioned as well
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:13:22 AM No.533993360
2522342
2522342
md5: aa48f24a2aa3a424c1ffd801234a40d3๐Ÿ”
Okay I'm getting on and haven't played in a while so gomenasorry in advance
Replies: >>533993950
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:18:49 AM No.533993950
>>533993360
Do you look like this?
Replies: >>533994208 >>533994251 >>533994789
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:21:01 AM No.533994208
>>533993950
Yes but with big boobs
Replies: >>533994504
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:21:25 AM No.533994251
>>533993950
with male features? yes
Replies: >>533994504
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:23:45 AM No.533994504
>>533994208
>>533994251
Post proof
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:25:25 AM No.533994685
gg on lib
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:25:41 AM No.533994713
2622380_477
2622380_477
md5: b8878360a381e3776631d9c86bb0dd09๐Ÿ”
gg giga yaugurt
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:26:17 AM No.533994785
>>533990995
>>533991325
this is good
death to gimmick bosses
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:26:18 AM No.533994789
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ccs_thumb.jpg
md5: 8c831e75a874284bb9d3e11c0e9f9384๐Ÿ”
>>533993950
Nta but yes, I do
The one in the back!
Replies: >>533995006
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:27:47 AM No.533994939
i hope the new ironeye skill don't end the poison status early.
Replies: >>533995219
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:27:50 AM No.533994949
>>533993227
That had nothing to do with the question but good on you for letting it all out
Replies: >>533996408
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:28:25 AM No.533995006
GpLNd5sXcAA3OmC
GpLNd5sXcAA3OmC
md5: 5bf2b4514bc4b4386e1552e24a063966๐Ÿ”
>>533994789
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Replies: >>533995185
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:30:20 AM No.533995185
>>533995006
" he said, softly.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:30:35 AM No.533995219
>>533994939
i hope it does in the same way as poison moth flight
popping poison AND marks is going to be ridiculous, especially considering his ult can already apply poison with another relic effect.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:31:23 AM No.533995294
Gg 3dog Duchess/Rev
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:31:42 AM No.533995332
b6d692a8e2134603c7e34a0f2e4a0a3d
b6d692a8e2134603c7e34a0f2e4a0a3d
md5: 1ed54c83295f92398799e81679ecf4f9๐Ÿ”
>>533985087
Don't care
Replies: >>533995982 >>533998873
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:32:13 AM No.533995387
The braindead faggot who keeps saying the RNG is good actually is probably the same one who kept saying the lack of filters is good actually
>bro there's so much replay value in inventory management!!
Replies: >>533995564 >>533996573
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:32:22 AM No.533995397
image-448
image-448
md5: 1a1c927dd08d0f713b8a8037ac854651๐Ÿ”
Will people think this is cheated in if I use it?
Replies: >>533995484 >>533995506 >>533995559 >>533995814 >>533995837
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:32:47 AM No.533995427
>Reflect
>Taunt
>Ultimate Art +3

Time to piss off metalords by rolling Guardian.
Replies: >>533995687
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:33:26 AM No.533995484
>>533995397
no, they'll think you're retarded
but you knew that already
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:33:37 AM No.533995506
>>533995397
they will feel cheated of 45 minutes playing with you
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:34:10 AM No.533995559
>>533995397
if I see you use this relic in my game im blocking you and putting you on the blacklist for being a throwing shitter
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:34:12 AM No.533995564
>>533995387
>reads roguelike's steam page
>buys roguelike
>installs roguelike
>plays roguelike
>goes to thread devoted to the rgouelike
>"Wtf it's a roguelike, this is stupid!"
Replies: >>533999050 >>533999416 >>534005550
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:34:33 AM No.533995598
>Play with randos
>saw one of them had start with key so I guess my braincells filled in that they had the gaol effect to
>get to spirit shelter after dragging them to like 3-4 gaols
>turns out only I had the effect
oops my bad
it was a free run anyway none of us died during heolster
Replies: >>533995794
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:34:57 AM No.533995629
It's a fine line between cheater relics and griefer relics
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:35:29 AM No.533995687
>>533995427
The only thing that pisses me off is that your entire characters existence purpose is to revive people and yet you guys miss your ult 99.99% of the time or waste it on someone at a single bar
Replies: >>534001180
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:36:31 AM No.533995794
>>533995598
even without the gaol relic they're kinda worth it
guaranteed passive or runes with an easy mob to kill is better than jobbing to a red-eyed boss, even if less effective
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:36:43 AM No.533995814
>>533995397
why did you post 550 murk?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:36:54 AM No.533995828
>>533973685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Eox95kNpgQ
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:36:56 AM No.533995837
>>533995397
unironically how most of the "are these cheated?" posts look to me
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:38:10 AM No.533995947
>>533984082
>he fell for it
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:38:41 AM No.533995982
>>533995332
lick lick kiss kiss
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:43:06 AM No.533996386
did we make gaols too strong?
Replies: >>533996621 >>533996791
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:43:20 AM No.533996408
>>533994949
if you dont see how it relates then you are a retard.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:44:51 AM No.533996573
>>533995387
>holy shit this one person who says a thing I dont like probably said this other thing i dont like!
You are an actual moron.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:45:21 AM No.533996621
>>533996386
Yeah, 5% is too much
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:47:08 AM No.533996791
>>533996386
I think the game is just too easy/static mostly, it gets easy to abuse
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:48:16 AM No.533996895
If you're in my depths 4 games without the gaol relic I'm throwing the match and blocking you. Get the fuck out of here with that loser shit.
Replies: >>533997189 >>533997236 >>533999232
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:50:45 AM No.533997119
ok i've seen the duelist ironeye destroying shit several times now is it actually viable or what
my friends told me to stop trolling any time i've used a melee on him even when my current bows suck
Replies: >>533997210 >>533997657 >>533999081
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:51:32 AM No.533997189
>>533996895
if you can't do depth 4 without relics, you're not depth 5 material
Replies: >>533997236 >>533999232
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:51:58 AM No.533997210
>>533997119
it's ironeye, you can use anything and still dab on all the other nightfarers
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:52:13 AM No.533997236
>>533996895
>>533997189
Depth?
Replies: >>533999232
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:53:03 AM No.533997314
imagine a nightlord with an attack like Mohg's nihil where you need a specific relic effect to survive, I think that would be a peak addition to the ranked mode
Replies: >>533997503 >>533997514 >>533997579 >>533997608
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:55:15 AM No.533997503
>>533997314
You can just heal through mohgs nihil if you don't have the flask
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:55:21 AM No.533997514
>>533997314
What if Everdark Caligo is like that and it forces you to go to a cataclysm camp during your run since the item you need to survive the phase transition attack lies there
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:56:04 AM No.533997579
>>533997314
that's just libra's madness and augur's sleep if you don't have their weaknesses
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:56:27 AM No.533997608
>>533997314
Imagine ED Caligo requires Mountaintops buffs to defeat, so every single Depths run has to play on Mountaintops for the chance you run into her
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:56:37 AM No.533997629
ok everdark Libra is fucking bullshit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:56:52 AM No.533997657
>>533997119
Melee Ironeye is like playing a red tearstone ring build. You kill shit really really fast with dex weapons but if you fuck up once or twice it's over.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:57:25 AM No.533997708
about to carry an autistic vtuber streamer on ED Augur for her first win, wish me luck
Replies: >>533997938
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:59:42 AM No.533997938
>>533997708
link to twitch?
Replies: >>534002676
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:00:08 AM No.533997974
UVu0veU
UVu0veU
md5: 4d929e24fd69e3a597a8e102a8264bc5๐Ÿ”
geeg
mfer stole my cloned dooter
Replies: >>533998147 >>533998298
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:00:56 AM No.533998031
In a world of Sneedgers, be a Mush.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:02:14 AM No.533998147
>>533997974
GG Raider and Executor. Sorry, I dropped my Axe of Godfrey thinking that you'd cloned that.
Replies: >>533998298
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:03:51 AM No.533998293
Fun triple Rev run
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:03:53 AM No.533998298
Desktop 2025.08.04 - 21.35.46.20.DVR_thumb.jpg
Desktop 2025.08.04 - 21.35.46.20.DVR_thumb.jpg
md5: 59adec53f7cf1611367b99c94b1d92b5๐Ÿ”
>>533997974
where boss
>>533998147
lmao it's no biggie.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:04:15 AM No.533998337
gg big h rev squad
game really wanted me to do a sorcery run with all the nice staffs it gave me
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:07:53 AM No.533998725
>>533989696
This but unironically
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:09:09 AM No.533998853
What's with the constant crashing when loading a new raid?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:09:23 AM No.533998873
>>533995332
YUCK! Refer to >>533974280
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:09:55 AM No.533998932
gg fish
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:11:02 AM No.533999050
>>533995564
he had no rebuttal for this you ate his ass HARD
Replies: >>533999307
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:11:23 AM No.533999081
>>533997119
bows are shit damage but they can be nice to get headshots and stun bosses, or keep consistent damage even when bosses are doing crazy shit. The only thing keeping ironeyes damage at an acceptable level while using bows is his skill, but hi skill can be used with melee too. I think a case could be made for free aiming headshot spam bow shots, but if you arent doing that and you can dodge in melee then its really good.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:12:47 AM No.533999232
>>533996895
>>533997189
>>533997236
If you want anal sex that bad you need only ask weirdo
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:13:41 AM No.533999307
>>533999050
A pretty easy rebuttal would be that it shouldn't have been a roguelike
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:14:36 AM No.533999416
Untitled
Untitled
md5: b72bb8e6d718117468940ab86353374c๐Ÿ”
>>533995564
nta but this game isn't a roguelike. the roguelike tag is user generated.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:15:47 AM No.533999551
why do i get the feeling that the guy autistically complaining about RNG is a raider player who cheats in relics?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:16:50 AM No.533999657
Depth 6 Friar here, if you queue rev with me in the squad one more time Iโ€™m blocking the entire general.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:16:59 AM No.533999674
>>533987952
my first ever run vs. dog we somehow made it all the way to day 3 at level 8 lmao, even chunked it to half health before we wiped
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:17:49 AM No.533999765
>>533935341
literally how those with general wealth look upon the working class.
Replies: >>534000505 >>534007151
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:26:12 AM No.534000505
>>533999765
The wealthy often have "fuck-off money" to do whatever they want so of course they do.
Working people in general have to bust their asses to barely have anything worthwhile in their miniscule freetime as a result.
The neets or very lucky WFH'ers who have figured it out or game the system somehow are often content with a modest low-income lifestyle leaving plenty of free time.
Some of the most fulfilling things in life are free after all, they just aren't glorified in our current society since they aren't reflective of your status.

But anyway, Nighreign: Do relic shapes or colors actually have any bearing on what effects can commonly roll on them?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:30:45 AM No.534000886
Gg horse
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:34:25 AM No.534001180
>>533995687
Just finished the run

>consistently made a difference
>landed tons of charged guard counters
>managed to bring a vyke to Libra
If they change his specialty from "halberds" to "shield poke weps" and allow charged GC on them, he'll be fine. Change that whirlwind R2 thing to polearms too. If you CGC [charged guardcounter] and CR2 lots, Guardian is a poise damage GOD. The other two gets to deal near optimal dps when he's staggering, hogging aggro and getting those reflect CGCs.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:38:01 AM No.534001478
https://files.catbox.moe/kbmy8n.mp4
He's so cool....
Replies: >>534002029 >>534002340 >>534002467 >>534002950
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:44:27 AM No.534002029
>>534001478
That was kinda sad. Sending him one last drink before he leaves.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:44:38 AM No.534002054
161788186865
161788186865
md5: 92bc74d9d85064fa9ccc7dffe0b6c725๐Ÿ”
>tfw you're so bad nobody will ever make a webm of your plays
Replies: >>534002340 >>534002465
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:47:57 AM No.534002340
>>534001478
Did the same thing with falling star beast jaw basically today

Now eat shit and stop posting catbox. The sound added nothing to that. You're a nigger and a worthless faggot. A niggerfaggot if you will

>>534002054
Cringe.
Replies: >>534002604
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:49:15 AM No.534002465
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN - 2025-08-03 00-19-00_thumb.jpg
>>534002054
Nonsense, everyone has their moment in the sun.
Replies: >>534002539 >>534002760
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:49:17 AM No.534002467
3cQ1XJl
3cQ1XJl
md5: f2d93bafba0c3ab8197c8156c3115d6a๐Ÿ”
>>534001478
fix ur video
Replies: >>534003091
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:49:22 AM No.534002475
Seppuku on Executor actually isn't too bad.
I guess the idea is to spam it to stack his passive, then heal with either a flask or his ultimate and benefit from the 20% x4 damage buff on top of the extra bleed and AR.
Replies: >>534003040
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:50:09 AM No.534002539
>>534002465
haaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhh
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:50:47 AM No.534002604
>>534002340
Why do you have a problem with catbox?
I haven't used webm for retards in like 7 years so I don't know how to convert mp4 to webm without sacrificing a fuck ton of quality and the maximum video length being like 6 seconds.
What settings/software do you use?
Replies: >>534003234 >>534003371 >>534003961 >>534004128 >>534008274
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:51:39 AM No.534002676
Untitled
Untitled
md5: 3b4342ff412e09f85bfa371a6ac52e2b๐Ÿ”
>>533997938
We beat it with she was dead on the floor, carried lmao
Replies: >>534004980
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:52:37 AM No.534002760
>>534002465
>go into castle basement
>BBH
>wait for the 2 randos to get inside
>they look at it and try to escape
>block our way out with the totem
Man I wish I had recorded it I soloed it btw
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:54:42 AM No.534002950
>>534001478
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOAAAACHIIIIING
PROVOOOOKIIIING BLACK CLOUDS IN IIIIISOLAAAATIOOOOON
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:55:34 AM No.534003040
>>534002475
You don't even have to use/upgrade your starting weapon. Just spam Seppuku and swap weapons for a huge damage buff.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:56:03 AM No.534003091
>>534002467
iPhone user spotted
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:57:17 AM No.534003234
>>534002604
I use a fork of it. Forget which one. There's 2 that are continuously supported I think.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:58:08 AM No.534003327
Solved game it's dead
Only fun runs i have now are doing Gladius with obviously new players, pretending I'm knew, and letting them dictate where we go
Replies: >>534003483
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:58:43 AM No.534003371
>>534002604
Not him but
My ISP blocks catbox. I have to turn on a VPN to view them, then turn it off to post.
Replies: >>534003557 >>534008274
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:59:37 AM No.534003483
>>534003327
That's gay but based. Apparently gladius noob queue is diff doe? Idk. I kind of want to keep making new accounts
Replies: >>534003739 >>534005596
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:00:23 AM No.534003557
>>534003371
Kek based isp blocking the 4chan gooner filehost. That's what we love to see here
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:02:04 AM No.534003739
>>534003483
it's not anymore as of a few weeks ago
a few weeks before duos came out i queued into gladius with a duo where both players were at 0.6 hours played at the end of the match when i checked their profiles
Replies: >>534003894
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:03:49 AM No.534003894
>>534003739
I wonder if there's a higher chance of getting newfies on a fresh 'file
Every time I queued gladius on my main I swear it was some vetties
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:04:28 AM No.534003961
AWOOOOOOO!!!_thumb.jpg
AWOOOOOOO!!!_thumb.jpg
md5: 2ea249be361e3e3e852f4d7901c47c81๐Ÿ”
>>534002604
>Why do you have a problem with catbox?
4chan has webm support. I don't want to open URLs to look at clips.

I use webms for lazys.
https://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/
It's objectively the superior thing. I used to use WebM for Retards and when I switched to Lazys the resulkts were far superior. Just use lazys.
>What settings
- Set the limit to 3.9 mb [sometimes 4mb gets you a 4.3mb webm 4chan won't accept
- Disable sound
- Enable high quality double pass mode
- H.264 [With Hardware Accel]
- Only use 1080p or lower and usually lower unless you're making a short [>15 seconds] clip

Works great for me unless the clip is really bitrapey. Sometimes a clip is just... no good and you have to accept big size and res losses.
Replies: >>534004128 >>534005098
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:05:54 AM No.534004082
1753998983929698
1753998983929698
md5: 59d6705348836a2008a3f37ec555d8bf๐Ÿ”
God I'm so bored. I have bought out the shops, beaten all bosses, done all remembrances and got all the achievements. What's left besides waiting for everdark bosses/dlc? ERP with the troons here? Posting lewds of the characters every thread?
Replies: >>534004178 >>534004268 >>534009070
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:06:29 AM No.534004128
WBMFL
WBMFL
md5: 017f3aa62cf2d0bbebac6e82923f10d5๐Ÿ”
>>534003961
>>534002604
Here's my standard settings on WebMFL
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:07:03 AM No.534004178
>>534004082
Same thing you do in Monster Hunter, play the game because it's fun.
Replies: >>534004506
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:08:05 AM No.534004268
>>534004082
I was waiting for more recluse erp'ers to show up but it never happened
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:10:37 AM No.534004506
>>534004178
Monster hunter has way more to do than nightreign
Replies: >>534004992
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:12:43 AM No.534004705
GG ED Sagittarius melted
Replies: >>534004872 >>534005029
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:14:43 AM No.534004872
20250804201206_1
20250804201206_1
md5: 9e6d64fb350bc1b5c5792e3fecf80103๐Ÿ”
>>534004705
gg anons, extremely ez fight
My first drop from that low level ruin was a black blade so I knew it was gonna be a good run
Replies: >>534005029
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:15:37 AM No.534004957
668314ddc79a316214133a988559dc2f
668314ddc79a316214133a988559dc2f
md5: bb0f263901ade9f7210c0167bb4cec21๐Ÿ”
4chan tells me pic-related but the mp4 plays fine on my pc.
Replies: >>534005098
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:15:59 AM No.534004980
LPnvwoP
LPnvwoP
md5: 596c1d461090466dea16029e3816581b๐Ÿ”
>>534002676
kek nice
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:16:10 AM No.534004992
>>534004506
questionable for wilds
on top of fps issues
Replies: >>534005131
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:16:30 AM No.534005029
file
file
md5: 1c6a29a064f459ffe050aa48cffff3a6๐Ÿ”
>>534004705
>>534004872
gg, finally managed to get the dream lightning twinblade as ironeye against horse, fun run
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:17:17 AM No.534005098
>>534004957
>>534003961
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:17:38 AM No.534005131
>>534004992
lmao stfu retard.
Replies: >>534007803
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:18:43 AM No.534005241
i-want-to-hear-your-albinauric-theories-v0-ighjyx8wa9091
I think I've run into most players on the tier list that gets posted here sometimes and i dont think I've had a bad experience with anyone on it except this one guy.
Replies: >>534005368 >>534005726
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:20:18 AM No.534005368
>>534005241
>except this one guy.
It's me right?
Replies: >>534005534 >>534005662
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:22:17 AM No.534005534
>>534005368
Probably
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:22:28 AM No.534005550
>>533995564
>all roguelikes have rng loot
wtf
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:23:05 AM No.534005596
>>534003483
No you can check the profiles after and you can see their hours played
Granted lots of experienced players are running Gladius in prep for his everdark
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:23:14 AM No.534005615
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN - 2025-08-05 03-32-50_thumb.jpg
Maybe it just doesn't like mp4, let see if webm works.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:23:29 AM No.534005639
>>533981683
I'm pretty sure that I've gotten Marika's hammer with Wylder more often than either of the clubs.
I just wish they would create more characters or allow for swapping the starter weapon class.
Replies: >>534006191
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:23:44 AM No.534005662
1750538267440950
1750538267440950
md5: e886190c0815dd6e0d36bfb4873291fd๐Ÿ”
>>534005368
>It's me right?
If you have any inkling of that thought after reading that then yes, (you) are the one everyone has a problem with.

Me on the other hand? I'm perfect.
I live fast and shit hard
Replies: >>534005783
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:24:35 AM No.534005726
image_4051_3e-Graham
image_4051_3e-Graham
md5: 87596ce31e0f7e7661763a80a20f12ca๐Ÿ”
>>534005241
>filename
My albinauric theory is that gen2 albinaurics have evolved to resemble something like Graham the Car Crash Surviving Human. They failed no less than gen1 however, due to their thin dystrophic limbs, cute ayyy lmao eyes, and the generous amount of runes they carry.
With more iterations, like the red albinaurics found in Mohg's party shack, we can still create the perfect ubernauric specimen.
Captcha: AYY0A
Replies: >>534006020
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:25:01 AM No.534005783
>>534005662
Who is this guy everyone has a problem with
Replies: >>534005853 >>534005903
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:25:53 AM No.534005853
>>534005783
Junya Ishizaki
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:26:30 AM No.534005903
>>534005783
Hideo Hackzaki
Replies: >>534007151
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:27:46 AM No.534006020
>>534005726
My theory is that albinarics are gonna take over the world because they can procreate and thats why people really hate them
Replies: >>534006202
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:29:28 AM No.534006191
>>534005639
One of my personal tragedies is seeing a Wylder with 6 perfectly identical Marika Hammers in the results pit by the roundtable and losing that screenshot
Replies: >>534006841
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:29:38 AM No.534006202
>>534006020
>they can procreate
They what? Where is that in the lore?
I not calling you a liar I just have never heard that.
I know Pidia fucks his dolls and rapes Nephelia, but I'm not sure if thats procreating
Replies: >>534006337
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:29:54 AM No.534006227
It's really sad that i can't play with /erg/ ever again
Replies: >>534006321 >>534006602
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:30:55 AM No.534006321
>>534006227
sneedger is that you
Replies: >>534006491
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:31:03 AM No.534006337
>>534006202
Well not like humans but you can make more albinaurics artifically while humans dont breed anymore.
Replies: >>534006480
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:32:49 AM No.534006480
>>534006337
Melina said "births continue" when pleading with tarnished to not go crazy
Did the daft bitch lie or do all the births happen offscreen when you black out in the loading screens
Replies: >>534006634 >>534007130
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:32:53 AM No.534006491
kitten-baby
kitten-baby
md5: 79671b3bed6bcf84d468b636acb839f7๐Ÿ”
>>534006321
Noh
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:34:05 AM No.534006602
>>534006227
why not
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:34:30 AM No.534006634
>>534006480
Tarnished should have told her to prove it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:36:43 AM No.534006841
golden order
golden order
md5: e388a08604e2d4d3a8edc0890ec604a9๐Ÿ”
>>534006191
Nevermind I fucking found it
I distinctly remember they all had the same passive, spent 2 days wondering what fucking convoluted ass seed/routing could lead to this amount of golden splendor
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:40:00 AM No.534007130
>>534006480
It's a headcanon that retards have had every since the pickled turtle neck description got patched

NT
>Turtle meat is said to boost virility, but none in the Lands Between seem to have much appetite for it these days. In Lands Between, the urge to reproduce has waned long ago.

That's all. It used to be implied that there was a fertility/reproduction problem ongoing [because Miyazaki is interested in those themes and explored them in BB] but they removed it.
Replies: >>534016003
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:40:18 AM No.534007151
>>534005903
This
>>533999765
That has nothing to do with anything
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:41:03 AM No.534007226
Someone please queue up for erg, I am down to play any boss
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:45:51 AM No.534007656
GxcXI4oaoAAPEIv
GxcXI4oaoAAPEIv
md5: 8b44ff39687ea66a547e8e828e0b18e0๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:47:39 AM No.534007803
>>534005131
anon wilds is probably even more repetitive and lacking in content than nightreign
and yes the fps is bad
Replies: >>534007932
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:49:13 AM No.534007932
>>534007803
I run it great and you're coping HARD if you think 8 bosses + 8 variants competes with Wilds.

I know it's popular to shit on Wilds among shitskins but don't overdo it or I'll smell the shit on your skin through my screen.
Replies: >>534008357 >>534008704
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:52:50 AM No.534008274
>>534002604
Catbox is good donโ€™t listen to them so long as you make them MP4s since I canโ€™t see webms
>>534003371
Lots of people have this issue.
Not sure why. Sucks to be you I guess.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:53:35 AM No.534008357
>>534007932
>if you think 8 bosses + 8 variants competes with Wilds.
119+ total bosses actually
>b-b-but just the new ones
Wilds had 13 new monsters on release, everything else is from older games as well, and there's certainly not 119 bosses to fight in wilds yet.
If you had compared MH World, sure, but Wilds is still pretty lacking right now.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:53:40 AM No.534008362
>>533974817
There has not been a single goal I've not been able to beat at lvl3.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:54:24 AM No.534008431
>>533983117
Oh shit, I just got done listening to this lmao
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:54:27 AM No.534008439
snapshot
snapshot
md5: 0cd22b59f715bd69a63f3dbc9c232262๐Ÿ”
>skips starter camp and rushes to first poi
>dies
oh no no no ace bros?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:57:13 AM No.534008682
Some of the most fun gaols are Ancient Dragon or Dragonkin while you're only level 2 or 3
Sure, maybe it's not fun with terrible randoms but erg always seems to be down for it and it's worth it if your team can beat it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:57:30 AM No.534008704
>>534007932
>I run it great
>works on my machine
that thing has dumpster reviews for a reason
Replies: >>534009582
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:58:09 AM No.534008765
Queue up, erggers.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:59:54 AM No.534008937
The thing that sucks about all these bosses in Nightfart is they're all big bads. The best Souls bosses are closer to the player size.
Replies: >>534015829
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:01:25 AM No.534009070
>>534004082
I just go fight the night lord as executor because the cursed sword 1v1 with him (because the other 2 players are dead on the floor) is peak
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:01:32 AM No.534009080
Screenshotโ˜” agur blur โ˜” !discord !youtube !vods !advanced - Twitch
>refuses to switch off her unupgraded starter weapon because she's not getting greatswords
this is your brain on the followup meme relic
Replies: >>534009234 >>534009467 >>534009537 >>534010049 >>534012396
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:03:22 AM No.534009234
>>534009080
The followup attack does a ton of stagger damage. Spamming it is a viable tactic.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:06:14 AM No.534009467
>>534009080
>followup meme relic
I just think it's neato...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:06:38 AM No.534009495
20250804210351_2
20250804210351_2
md5: 631f75c06262ffca1e688959bed89f1e๐Ÿ”
gg anons, I got a bit thrown off by normal adel being used to his everdark version, still a fun kill.
Thanks for the carian filigree crest and rivers of blood, corpse piler spam is always dumb skill spam fun
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:07:06 AM No.534009537
>>534009080
I keep using the starter greatsword until I get a decent purple weapon or a blue weapon with a good weapon art. Stamp can genuinely stun lock a lot of enemies and does a lot of stance damage.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:07:34 AM No.534009582
>>534008704
yeah, you're all faggot retards who have systems designed to run PS4 games and Wilds isn't a PS4 game.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:08:14 AM No.534009640
They should have 4 ED boss varients active at all times.
Replies: >>534009781
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:09:54 AM No.534009781
>>534009640
I'd be fine with two at a time if they switched every day or two.
Maybe we'll get faster rotations once theyre all out
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:12:35 AM No.534010049
1753748399044060
1753748399044060
md5: 13b000593b2d3f47df97df40070843e0๐Ÿ”
>>534009080
Seeing someone this genuinely average and even grating at times still have a follower base and possibly even some income from this, really makes me think if maybe I could have been making fat stax pretending to be an oriental drawing of a harlot on the internet
Replies: >>534010360 >>534015829
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:14:37 AM No.534010258
twitch1
twitch1
md5: d1f30f86a2077e5e9fd334fb76d8bb48๐Ÿ”
oh no no no ace bros.... i thought he was the team leader...
Replies: >>534010459 >>534011531
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:15:42 AM No.534010360
>>534010049
I always wonder how mad twitch titty streamers got when vtubers eclipsed them in popularity.
Their tits were all they had, now just a cute voice and decent personality obliterated them in the numbers game.

Anyway what im saying is give a voice changer a try or something.
Female streamers are either cute or sexy as their thing.
Male streamers either need to be funny or kill themselves through rage or alcohol or something.
Replies: >>534010972 >>534015829
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:16:40 AM No.534010459
Gtl2q8PWQAAxFHJ
Gtl2q8PWQAAxFHJ
md5: 7b7d66095849b45f1aeaa539c04b187c๐Ÿ”
>>534010258
There was a woman on the team, which is a bad omen in expeditions. I wouldn't blame him.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:18:40 AM No.534010631
I'm starting to realize basically any cold weapon, ant raper, anything with golden vow >>>> trying to fish for something with more "useful" passives in terms of the value/damage it'll give you
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:19:51 AM No.534010739
Chwi
Chwi
md5: 74c1713e3a975a70f082113f76ec8b53๐Ÿ”
I lost my gamepad over the past few days and cannot fight the new boss until my new one arrives tomorrow
sadness
Replies: >>534010916
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:21:54 AM No.534010916
>>534010739
>lost my gamepad
How tf you lose a gamepad? Your house is a finite area. It'll be there somewhere.
Replies: >>534011116
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:22:41 AM No.534010972
>>534010360
>Anyway what im saying is give a voice changer a try or something.
God already made sure I don't need that, what's actually stopping me is self respect and occasional negligent discharge of racial slurs, with both becoming increasingly against platform TOS and shareholder values
Replies: >>534011413
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:24:13 AM No.534011116
1737702399957717
1737702399957717
md5: 57a39df967467c5efb6e337a83a53877๐Ÿ”
>>534010916
I moved to a new house
Replies: >>534011412 >>534011552
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:27:50 AM No.534011412
>>534011116
Fair enough.
Carry on.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:27:51 AM No.534011413
>>534010972
>Self respect
Well I get that I suppose, but easy money is easy money.
>platform TOS
Now that I wouldn't care about if I could mimic some vtuber voice.

In the words of the great marshall mathers (til I collapse)
>So while you're in it, try to get as much shit as you can
>And when your run is over, just admit when it's at its end
Swindle some retards for money while playing games, and once you pull a pewdiepie bridge moment fuck it, just drop it.
They kick you off the platform just go back to whatever else you were doing.
idk I might be talking out of my ass, but fuck it i'd be a nigger spewing vtuber for a week and make $50
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:28:50 AM No.534011496
>>533983092
>He'll have the best depth relics to compensate
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:29:12 AM No.534011531
>>534010258
Oh man someone stalked me to the stream? I guess after all this time someone is still obsessed with me. Yeah I was lagging a lot that game, I DCd at one point. Doesn't matter, I still won.
Replies: >>534011626 >>534011729
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:29:24 AM No.534011552
>>534011116
no one asked
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:29:47 AM No.534011584
>>534011228
>>534011228
>>534011228
movin along
Replies: >>534015872
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:30:10 AM No.534011626
>>534011531
>HEY GUYS IM ABOUT TO PLAY WITH A VTUBER HEY GUYS LOOK I JUST CARRIED A VTUBER HERES HER CHANNEL
>erm.... stalker much????
the ultimate retard.... the ultimate... chAcer...
Replies: >>534012025
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:31:20 AM No.534011729
>>534011531
>Doesn't matter, I still won.
take your own advice and stop complaining about your erg teammates then dipshit. its funny that your attitude changes when its about a vtuber you simp for
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:33:39 AM No.534011928
GxiWUSwbgAAEua_
GxiWUSwbgAAEua_
md5: 51905a6b378e2fb2096812a1b7fb1e86๐Ÿ”
>>534011413
Fuuuck I can't really argue with eminem's points, you almost convinced me
I'll throw "racist vtuber catgirl" into my pile of projects to be attempted eventually before the usual suspects delete the internet
Replies: >>534015829
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:34:38 AM No.534012025
1576053368733
1576053368733
md5: c1d428cffa24809a62f1ea9420fda0eb๐Ÿ”
>>534011626
I actually didn't say my name or the vtuber name until after the match was over specifically so it wouldn't be attention whoring. And yes, searching both players names for the channel, sifting through the vod, and watching the entire match for a screenshot is obsessive behavior.

Anyways, I did that fight at level 4 or 5, because I DCd fighting the last crucible of the castle, and when I came back we were on the night 1 boss. I recovered after but didn't spend any of my runes yet for that fight. I went from 5 to 14 after beating that BBH.
Replies: >>534012261 >>534015872
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:36:09 AM No.534012143
>>534011729
I... do? Did you fall for the psyop, or are you pushing the psyop?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:37:32 AM No.534012261
>>534012025
>>534012143
sweet christ anon, you don't need to reply to every (you)
I have no idea what any of this is but you are a faggot by proxy for putting in this amount of effort to reply
Replies: >>534012405
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:39:01 AM No.534012396
>>534009080
>starter weapon because she's not getting greatswords
nothing wrong with that
>unupgraded
well now that's wrong
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:39:02 AM No.534012405
Screenshot_20250612_104913_YouTube
Screenshot_20250612_104913_YouTube
md5: cb1aad837d0e0fac31f27eb0d0a7cd37๐Ÿ”
>>534012261
You don't have to reply either, champ.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:40:01 AM No.534012496
I have been in the thread for less than a minute and I can already tell Ace is arguing with someone about something retarded again.
Replies: >>534012560
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:40:46 AM No.534012560
>>534012496
And you're contributing high value posting, I see.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:42:16 AM No.534012689
1722284173288046
1722284173288046
md5: b83a2f6a6002d09cf7ab415f84e36677๐Ÿ”
>mfw five "Improved Sorceries" passives for +52% boost
I press R1 and things just die.
Replies: >>534012914
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:44:52 AM No.534012914
>>534012689
I don't think they stack like that
Replies: >>534016023
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:20:07 AM No.534015752
Okay Caligo
chill.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:21:20 AM No.534015829
>>534008937
That's not the only reason they suck but yes it is one of them
>>534010049
>>534010360
>>534011413
>>534011928
There's no pretending. Most vtubers are in fact girls and oriental ones at that. Not prettybones, but they are.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:22:11 AM No.534015872
>>534011584
Too early you stupid retard
>>534012025
Didnโ€™t ask faggot
Replies: >>534015948
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:23:20 AM No.534015948
>>534015872
Did someone ask for your opinion?
Replies: >>534017072
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:24:03 AM No.534016003
>>534007130
>It's a headcanon that retards have had
Elden Ring โ€œloreโ€ in a nutshell.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:24:17 AM No.534016023
>>534012914
If it's not additive then surely it must be multiplicative.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:30:19 AM No.534016459
From HQ hit by tsunami
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:31:44 AM No.534016573
>>533980451
underrated post
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:33:40 AM No.534016717
>>533990739
We know.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:38:28 AM No.534017072
>>534015948
Did someone give you permission to speak? Shut it retard