Uptime-free edition

Kezan - 0.5x PvE Maybe.
Ambershire - 1.0x RP-PvE 17th August

Day: 10
Server: down
Discord: locked
Registration: closed
ETA: nonexistent
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
<Weening Orcs> whisper anyone

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
FRESH FRESH FRESH

Previous
>>533964272

>play on turtle wow? nah thats a tranny server bro. I'd rather stare at the login screen for weeks.

Why even fucking bother with this shit? If you want Classic+ then why would you go for the server that has barely any custom content? Turtle has literal expansions worth of custom content and you faggot retards are choosing to hype yourself up for this rather than playing something that has existed for 8 years. I genuinely don't get it.
>TurtleWoW 1.18 adds 3 new zones, 2 new dungeons and 600+ new items among other things.
Fresh RP-PvE server on August 17th meanwhile Sleepoch is still going to be deader than shit.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE

>turtle wow
naw naw naw miss me with that tranny crotch rot shit. im forever a white male HYPERBOREAN GVRVBASHIGOD

>>533986880
im pumping to alexstrasza until someone confirms servers are up though

is this server crescent fresh?

Kneel.

>>533986773 (OP)
>>533986975
>>533986880
very organic!

The Bad:
Wipe and no wipe are both going to get nothing they want as the poll is going to have a shitty 3rd and 4th option.
There's going to be a hack after opening since devs don't even know what they're doing and all the hot patches are open source.
Database is getting leaked and getting unencrypted.
Custom race & class combos are going to be broken or total shit (already seeing this).
Raid / world bosses are going to get one shot using untested custom items.
Even after launch, expect hourly crashes and patches.
Server crashed in 10 mins even with level 15 server cap and majority being <lvl 5.
Dupes and exploits are going to demolish the economy but this time the exploiters are gonna hide it well.
Hacked clients.
Dev team and CM can't even manage bootlicking redditors.

The Good:
Jank ass builds are going to be fun.
Funny and less damaging glitches add life to a game acting like secrets.
Dev team and CM are incompetent and this will lead to a lot of funnies both in game and out game.
Wayyyy too many fucking people, too many even for a larger private server, this is going to be memorable even if it crashes and burns.

>>533986880
Literally me except I am brown

>>533987073
>as the poll is going to have a shitty 3rd and 4th option
the best option is Kezan/Guru 1 stay as they are and Kezan/Guru 2 are fresh, they can merge them later

>>533987030
although the idea's cress, the launch was a mess

your server's not crescent fresh

They need to keep registration locked indefinitely. Keeps the server from getting any more crowded and adds a sense of exclusivity.

I’ll just leave this here for you when you’re ready


https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/


No pressure

There’s no way this isn’t a social experiment. Like what the actually fuck

>play on turtle
>nah that's a tranny server bro, I'd rather play other games while the devs fix the issues.

>>533987073
>Custom race & class combos are going to be broken or total shit
>PvP
every horde runs undead racial, every alliance runs gnome

>zero communication from the dev team in 8 hours
server goes up tonight bro trust me bro
oh and keep donating too

>>533987186
This seems like the only option to me

Log in BBC+!

imagine even ironicly shilling for jewscension

>>533987614
>nigger doesn't like cool stuff

rotten bait

happening?

turdle vs epoop

Epochuds are way too autistic to fall for the shilling

>>533987825
How do you see these updates anytime I try to figure out git hub I get lost

>>533987743
Isn't that just a retail mount? You spent money on that???

>>533987469
pov: you're the farmer's son

Where is my Muzzytv cope stream?

>>533987940
no i didn't, that's how cool ascension is! i got it FREE!

Reminder: There has been turtle shills here since launch date. Their server sucks so much that they rather spend their time in these threads than play in turtle. Absolute state of turtle player base

>>533988016
how many ascension coins are being deposited into your account?

>>533987924
https://epoch-status.info/

>play on turtle
>nah that's a tranny server bro, I'd rather play other games while the devs fix the issues.

average turtlechad

>>533988081
they are also ironic shills

>>533987924
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/activity

>>533988118
left = turtle chads
right = epoch """players""" after the """devs""" finally abandoned the """project"""

>>533988091
zero! i promote ascension out of good will! unlike pochie shills!

>>533988118

average epoch chud

>>533988118
>>533988286

This ain't looking too hot.

>>533988392
I look like that and I will not play turtle

dead server lol

average ascension brazilian

its up when its up guys
the devs are doing this for FREE on their own time

turtle: lemonparty
epoch: goatse
ascension: tubgirl

for free...

more like project turtle
epoch was never meant to be a proper server, it's just a scheme to make turtle more popular

Tourists leave!

Gummy... won?!?

>>533988590
it'll be out when it's out - and we like that i'll be outt when it's out... but great work ethic. Iron liz was there the great IRON liz... it's okay

What should I watch next after I finish Gurren Lagann?

>>533988794
glad i'm not the only one who thinks this. there's no proof of custom content except for the goldshire that takes about 15 minutes in noggit. would take turtle mappers even less time.

been checking these threads everyday in hopes the servers go up but i was getting multiple windows 11 BSOD after installing the launcher. uninstalled it yesterday and haven't had any issues since. take that however you will

tuesday morning for sure sis

Is Project Epoch worth playing in 2025?

Turtleheads seem obsessed with Epochads, why is that?

When will I be compensated for the wasted vacation days I took out for the past 2 weeks?

>https://files.catbox.moe/1ps3d9.webm
epoch in a nutshell

>>533988825
join templeOS

>>533989020
launcher made in gpt

>>533988973
the entirety of one piece start to finish
by the time you're done epoch will be ready to launch soon

free bros...

>>533988973
watch the movies

>>533988973
boku no pico

>>533989076
Playing?

How many of you had dreams of epoch? Since many of you are no lifing that login button and this thread till late in the night, I'm sure some of you have had these fever dreams.

kaytotes is shenna
it would be too obvious if she made a third online persona as a female, so she mixed it up

>>533989417
we're all rats in shenna's maze

You really don't need more than this (ignore the DPS meter)

>threads are infested with tranny dog fucker that isn't satisfied with anything related to WoW and posts in these threads to feel like he's not brown and completely alone
Hate to see it honestly

>>533988973
Cowboy bebop has a lot of similarities

>10th time going to bed since epoop "launched"
>it's still not up

Since Muzzy is mia, is this ourguy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw0HMhRqH54

>>533989646
add 7 to 14 more bedtimes and you'll have your final count

>>533989614
wow, brown AND tranny? the mind of a pochittor

>>533989001
There were plenty of new subzones in the betas, as well as some items and a couple dungeons. The problem is the project staff are just extremely retarded.

>>533989339
I unironically had a dream where I was lying in bed, checked my phone and saw that they resolved everything and the server was up and running for good. But I was too tired to get out of bed

>>533989339
Fuck the login button, doesn't even matter anymore. Discord in a tab for any alerts, doing other stuff and shitposting

>>533989001
I've already found plenty without even trying. Through teldrassil and some of auberdine.
Its there

Why can't there just be an MMO with a leveling and questing experience as good as Vanilla WoW? It was the perfect blend of open ended exploration and breadcrumb questing design and so many MMOs have come and gone that have only barely grazed the magic of it.

>>533989614
>wow multiple posts criticized my doa server ran by tranny-loving redditors??? they all must have been posted by my boogeyman!!!1

>>533989848
"TIME TO WAKE UP, BITCH!"

>>533989001
There's at least three new sub-regions in Tirisfal alone that each have 2-3 quests to do in them, sounds like a skill issue on your part.

>>533989929
wait for classic + from blizz>>533990074

>>533989182
Is there a list of what filler to skip?
>>533989220
Ok
>>533989223
Fuck you
>>533989615
Saw that anime when I was in high school

I'm jumping ship for the cool new server for Turtle Wow coming on the 17th of August, called Ambershire. It's going to be a fresh rp-pve experience, and isn't going to be a complete dumpster fire like those epoch guys delivered!

>>533988973
Kill La Kill

>>533990205
look up one pace

>>533990074
wow, they can't even script 9 new quests without crashing the server

>>533990232
Oh that sounds interesting. I might join you there, clearly this Epoch server is not coming up any time soon.

>>533990334
>>533988973
What game is the Gurren Lagann of video games?

>>533990232
Same.
It's a shame we still have to wait for 2 weeks, but good things are worth waiting for.

i've never played on a tranny server, should i give it a shot on the 17th?

>>533989929
Money

>>533988973
ichigo mashimaro
mitsudomoe
kodomo no jikan
idolm@ster u149

>>533990409
You're a goalpost moving faggot, don't respond to me anymore.

>>533990429
Of course, friend! I look forward to seeing you in the new realm! Don't forget to check out the new cosmetic store, turtle-wow has added a great lineup of trans-inclusive colored armaments!

>>533990498
Dune

there is github activity ongoing right now
dev update doko?

>>533990205
>Fuck you
wow fine last time i try to help you out

Here lies project Epoch, it never scored

Here's an updated version of the release schedule for Ambershire RP-PvE.

We're giving raid progression a little more breathing room this time — but at the same time, we don't want to gatekeep the new realm from the content we've planning to rollout on the existing ones. Classic raids will be getting content extensions along the way, and any new dungeons or lower-tier raids we release along the way will be available on Ambershire as well.

All raid releases are aligned with Fridays, so that the race to clear can kick off over the weekends.

The first raiders to complete each raid on the realm will receive permanent titles to honor their achievements:

Molten Core: Guardian of the Flame
Blackwing Lair: Blackwing's Bane
Onyxia's Lair: Dragonslayer
Temple of Ahn'Qiraj: Champion of the Shifting Sands
Naxxramas: Champion of the Frozen Citadel
Tower of Karazhan: Conqueror of Desolation

>find new quest in Elwynn
>"anon please click 5 of these herbs"
>28 people standing in the clickie area all spamming to try and out-click each other
>herbs have 3 minute respawn each

I'm just skipping any custom content I see. Guess that's why I'm level 15 heh.

>>533990620
4am est

>>533990698
What an interesting release schedule. I'm looking forward to what those lads at Turtle-Wow are cooking up!

>>533990698
"guardian of the flame"
nigga, you KILLED the flame

Dear Project Epoch team. After many days of being messed around, I am no longer interested. I am going to join the new Turtle Wow server instead. You just lost a customer.

>>533990698
>timegated content
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DROPPED

A literal dead server keeps buck breaking turtle troons every single day somehow. Imagine the melty when it gets fixed.

>>533990698
Genuinely hyped for this.
Project Epoch made me get the WoW itch again, but couldn't deliver. SAD!

I never even got to log in to the server.

>>533990620
>more Tracy slop
They still dont know what the problem is

>>533990698
yasss queen i'm so hyped!

You are missing out, I am having a blast with Turtle WoW (https://turtle-wow.org). It is a true return to form for World of Warcraft Classic. I am enjoying the new zones a lot and the class changes have been amazing. Their unmatched custom content like Karazhan are renowned for their masterful scripting and faithfulness to the Vanilla type experience.

>>533991039
You can log into Turtle WoW servers any time you like

Oh boy I can't wait to play on turtle!
>tents everywhere
>hardcorefags that I can't even interact with everywhere
>turtle and cash shop mounts everywhere
>terrible class changes
>custom content ranges from really bad to just about decent
uhh... nevermind

>>533990698
>RP-PVE
DOA

>>533991084
You are not funny
You are not original
Just GTFO

>>533991120
I know. And that makes sitting around for epoch to come up make me feel like a literal retard.

>>533991120
>we have epoch at home
>epoch at home

Epoch,
It has been so long since we have seen. I am writing to assure you that I am alive. And kicking. I have mogged you and I scared you won't recover. Ever again.

Your sister,
Turtle

>>533990903
>MUST ZOOM MUST MIN MAX MUST ZOOM ZOOM MUST DUNGEON CLEAVE MUST PARSE MUST PLAY MAGE/WARRIOR ONLY

>>533991160
Yes, that is me on the horse. Don't worry, it's not in the donation shop! You can earn that mount when the patch releases! ;)

>>533991152
is the new server going to have all that nigger shit?

Ive never played turtle and dont know anything about it

>>533991152
That's why you should play on Bronzebeard Classic+

>>533991084
Wow! That horse looks so cool! Where did you get it, if that's you?

being 100% realistic and honest, is there actually a simple magical fix that epoch devs can make to get to 20k+ players without lag?

Can I tank raids as a pally on turtle?

reminder they shill it for free

>>533990903
>I need a heckin' fresherino
>wait you're going to actually design a fresh for what it's intended for? DROPPED
Nordanaar still exists fucktard.

I got a bronzebeard link
>daily quest spam
>RDF heroic spam
>mob level scaling
I didn't even finish downloading this shit and I already hate it.

>>533991042
>>533990620
what's tracy?

>>533991271
Why wouldn't it? Its just another realm, everything else is the same.

>>533991318
whose dick i got to suck to get invite

>>533991445
it also has mythic+ and legendary enchants, have fun!

>Turtle troons and turtle posting is at an all time high at the low point of Epoch with it's botched launch
I've never seen anything like this before with wow private servers, not even warmane ruskies push this hard. I guess troon drugs really drive these creatures rabid?

>>533991445
>>533991523
>classic+
>RDF
>mob scaling
>mythic+
So what the fuck even is Classic+?

>>533991357
>Kezan 1 and 2
>Gurubrazil 1 and 2
Each with a 5k limit. Doubt there will be 20k players on rerelease though.

>>533991445
>Mob scaling
One of the reasons I stopped playing retail. What’s the point of getting better gear and leveling if you barely feel like you’re any more powerful. Stupid trend in games.

>>533991445
>mob level scaling
Why?

>>533991613
it's just ironic shitposting from bored epochGODs

>>533991627
It's not classic+ at all, It's just Cataclysm 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>533991447
It profiles your code and tells you how long blocks of code take to execute

>>533991652
Imagine if they finally get that shit working, then only 2k people turn up

>>533991120
>log into Turtle WoW
>"Oh yeah, there's a fresh turtle server on August 17th and anything I do in the meantime is wasted effort. What am I, some kind of retard?"
>log out

>>533991613
Turtle got a fat head after becoming the "de facto" classic+ pserver instead of staying humble and in their lane. If you looked up immodest in the dictionary you'd see a picture of Turtle WoW.

>>533991357
why would you want that in the first place?

I take it the server is still down. I tried logging in and keep getting disconnected at authenticating

>>533991784
Stress tests have been consistently hitting above 3k, but if they take too long the interest might fade

>>533991784
With how long it's taking that's the most likely scenario. I'd imagine Epoch loses about 7,000 players a day, and there's only 40k left or so.

when will the server be up bros?

>>533992075
id imagine my cock is about 7 inches too

>>533992351
Lol,
Lmao.

>>533992351
6-7 hours from now you'll be able to play for half an hour, thank you for your help! :)

Kaytotes is testing us... Every time the server comes online it lets us hold on just a little bit longer.

It's starting to feel like that point when people start getting legitimately angry

>>533992823
there's only so much leeway you can give before it starts to feel like you're being fucked with

>>533991657
>>533991662
You can disable mob scaling if you opt-in to World PvP

>>533992782
They didn't need to drown mice to figure that out :(

>14 hours since the "Thanks all this has been helpful" and nothing else
You cannot make this shit up.

>>533993069
Their PTO got used it last week (not even kidding), so the buttery quick pace will be slowing down a bit now

>>533993069
IT DIDN'T FUCKING CRASH OKAY?
WE TOOK THE SERVER DOWN OURSELVES

>>533993069
we helped :)

>>533992351
Never, every new "fix" breaks the client more. These devs are all vibe coders, the only thing they implemented so far are custom scripts that they pass as content

I cant wait to make my return to TurtleWoW

if you want to help the process https://github.com/sponsors/Project-Epoch talk with your wallet

Why are we still pretending that Classic+ is something that we want?

>>533993187
Speaking of PTO, it's funny to realize that even if a player did the "smart" thing and put in for the second week after launch, they still got cucked.

I know this is not wpsg but i want to read your opinion
>playing warmane lordaeron (x1, you cant buy gear)
>lvl 79, stratholme dungeon
>there's a 5.6k gs rogue
>suddenly he gives us 1k gold (i think he gave it to everyone)
>he also gives us 1 primal saronite
>he's superkind and when we finish the dungeon and leave he whispers saying that if i ever need anything i can just whisper him

wtf did just happen, was he high? an admin? bugged gold and saronites? the kindest dude ever?

That gold was extremely handy because i needed it for my epic flying and that saronite will help me get the deathfrost boots from the ashen veredict, so im really happy af, but it's so weird. I once had someone give me 1k gold for a portal, too

>>533993462
You're free to go back to Classic Retail anytime.

Look, they don't need the added pressure of having to write a short update every now and again. They are working round the clock to get you on this server.

There's too much animosity surrounding this server so I guarantee you someone will hack the servers and steal everyone's login info within the first week. If you sign up make sure everything is throwaway.

>>533993531
your account is compromised

>>533993531
Honestly, probably just really lonely.

>>533993069
holy shit

>>533993531
server's pretty old, isn't it? probably people with loaded accounts just happy to see new players.

>>533992351
You're still waiting for the servers?

>>533993721
idk like i said, one dude gave me 1k gold for a portal, and that was like a year ago and nothing happened. It's so weird

there never were any servers

>>533993928
If its a pserver the answer is almost always exploited gold

>>533992351
pay careful attention to the next update. extrapolate on previous patterns how many hours/days to add to whatever carefully-worded projection they give. and don't forget they can pull a gummy at any time.

>>533993853
I think it's 10 years old lol, but the gold get squished by half each year, so there isn't that much inflation

>>533993778
would you guys keep talking to him?

>NOW WITNESS THE CONTENT OF THIS FULLY TESTED AND POPULATED PRIVATE SERVER

if they can wait to poll tomorrow most of my discord bots should be in the server by then

>>533994215
>gold get squished by half each year
so they just take half your gold away? wtf?

>>533993589
Look, thats bullshit, and they are vibe coding the entire shitshow.

>>533994215
>would you guys keep talking to him?
I want to say I would, but I know I wouldn't.

>>533994269
what are the bots voting, wipe or no wipe

>>533994226
>at last we will reveal ourselves to the turtle trannies. at last we will have revenge.

>>533994468
im not sure maybe a surprise from the art and content team will help me decide

>>533987283
B A S E D
>>533987325
Epoch is literally a /r/wowservers project that weaponizes their rules against anyone remotely conservative. Remember "no punching down" :^)

>>533994226
>YOU WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR LACK OF PREGNANCY

has anyone played embers adrift

>>533994712
yes

>>533994303
yeah, but by that point the prices are crazy high, so i think it's fine. I think that it's also kinda fun trying to make the best of your gold before the squish happens

>>533994624
if its not a high quality whitemane commission im afraid it will not be swaying me one way or the other

>>533994712
Go play Project Gorgon instead.
It's great.

>>533993531
I know that rogue. He kept giving me stuff when I joined the server, too. Didn't have the heart to tell him I was going to quit for Epoch.

>>533994972
That game needs like 10 more years of development

>>533994972
Isn't Project Gorgon actually fucking dying, like one of the devs died didn't they?

we are going home bros... soon...

Muzzy dethroned, Jose is ourguy.

>>533993232
My boss says the same to me when I use the word crash in a report.
>"But you expected this might happen, right? Then it's not a real crash ."

>>533995085
no that's that other MMO Brad Quaid was developing, after like 10 years of development they finally put it out of early access but who knows if it'll ever be close to 'done'

>>533995201
the most fun thing about this was the drama

>>533995201
>>533995271
Whatever happened to this game anyway?
Is it still under development?

>>533995201
honestly ashes may come out first

>>533995328
project epoch 2 is coming out before AoC

Trust the plan. Friday release.

>>533995201
Oh yeah this game, last I heard of it was month ago when Pirate Software and others were streaming it.
It's dead in the water right?

>>533995242
the current lead has spent more of that time doing mmo design blogs and podcasts than designing his mmo as far as i can tell. it's looking pretty grim.

>>533995201
Isn't this gonna die because all the streamers are gonna use their guilds to control the economy?

>>533995201
LFMAO

>>533989001
There we multiple alpha tests. But yes the custom content is pretty limited to little hubs here and there. 2 revamped lowbie dungeons and one(?) new level 40 ish dungeon in STV.

>>533990698
Not extended enough. They only added like 1-2 weeks to each.

Given the success of classic I wonder if anyone is creating a blatant mmo ripoff of it.
Go with a stylized artstyle like WoW, lvl 1-60 focused on the journey with a wide open world.
I know Blizzard suffered to get WoW on the market in time and had to cut out a shit ton of stuff but would it not be somewhat easier with modern technology?

>>533991190
lmao hate it or not Turtle is known as the #1 custom classic+ server. Epoch is literally just vanilla with some huts and quests thrown in here and there.

>>533995526
yeah it looked to me like it was just a pump and dump kind of situation to try to get as much money as they can out of what they were able to develop with Brad still alive which is a shame

>>533996014
Begone troon

>>533995201
lmao, now THIS is the definition of most disappointing MMO

I feel like I've finally just..outgrown 4chan. The way people act here, the Battlefield whining despite it being a 10/10 return to form, etc. Its all just so immature and fake.

There are no crashes in Project Epoch Classic+.

>>533995201
>Design a game where you can do literally anything
>Never release it before you run out of money because you just cant stop adding random shit

>>533996014
it's also the only classic+ server...

Let's merge back with /wpsg/

>>533995242
I thought Pantheon was the Brad McQuaid one.

>>533996280
i like it here

>>533996007
have you been living under a rock for the last 20 years?
everyone and their mother tried copying wow

>>533991039
Did you try? I've gotten on for every year and even played about 6-7 hours the first weekend

>>533994972
soul, looks like original Neverwinter Nights

>>533996007
Pay me and I'll do it

>>533996280
Begone troon

>>533992351
kek
bur even

anyone wanna play metin2?

We're down with Epoch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFXUYl2ljqI

>>533996280
who do you wanna dramapost about sis?

>>533994972
>>533996458
There's something about the turn of the Millennium chunky, yet crisp graphics that are really endearing. Lots of great use of post-processing effects, detailed normal maps and stencil shadows too.

>>533996757
it's all clear and readible and not covered up by a bunch of filters and TAA shit to make it blurry

>>533996105
>no server browser outside of Portal
>battle pass
>return to form
Shut up you fucking faggot

>>533996897
Definitely a big factor yeah.

>>533996280
>open up wpsg
>just a bunch of troons arguing over which troon outrooned the alpha troon before the gamma troon tried rallying the beta troons to overthrow the matriarch troon
im good

>>533991503
which server pl0x?

>>533996007
Rift is a superior version of vanilla WoW that has the same exact interface engine and playstyle, and it's free on steam and fun to level 15 (which is when you want to start doing dungeons and such), but no one plays it because the company that bought it is full of steins and bergs that chased all the players away with monetization.

I'd sell my soul for a private Rift server.

>>533997012
Every day I wake up hoping someone found/stole the source code to Rift

>>533990027
Dog fucker BIG mad, hate to see it

pooochie....

>>533997012
>>533997115
>nobody will ever steal RIFT's source code and make their own pserver with it

>catbox-posting porn-addicted retard banned

>>533997012
rift was fucking dogshit.
>b-but
no. i played it at launch, you stupid faggot. it was dogshit.

>>533997012
Rift was one of the first "WoW Killer" MMOs and it fucking sucked. The cross class shit was cool but it failed at capturing what made WoW good and instead was just this soulless buggy world with dog shit UI and no content. Crafting and itemization in that game fucking sucked too

>>533997383
You were bad in 2011 bro.
You were bad and you're still mad.
It felt exactly like World of Warcraft, but with none of the garbage stuff like TBC/WOTLK.

Same spells, same abilities... shorter skirts. Everything was better, except for the world's 2nd worst management, ranking just beneath Project Epoch's staff.

>>533997535
The classes and content were great. One of the best open worlds for a mmo.

Will Epoch have better writing than this?

>>533996280
no. stay in your third world shitposting containment general

>>533997668
This seems relatively normal to me.

>>533997668
we won't even be able to find out

>>533997763
Let me guess, ESL?

>>533997668
>>533997763

>>533997758
but enough about /epog/

hey you. yes you.
have a very special night.

>>533997535
Eh I don't know, I didn't have such problems or negative experiences. It was a fun game where I could do whatever I wanted, go anywhere whenever I wanted.

Rift is the perfect classic+ experience, like if someone re-released vanilla WoW but completely remixed and reskinned. Because that's what it ultimately is, the very first and best classic+.

>>533997668
Would Sailor Borus let out a sigh of relief? Would he really?

This should be off-topic since these clowns don't even have a functioning server.

>>533998029
Do something about it nerd lmao /dab

Vibe check

>>533998174

Insane how you Brazilians think this shit is still coming out, TWW wonned

>>533998174
VIBING

HNNNNNRRRGGHHH
RRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*thplunk*
*sploosh*
ahhh yeah
just took a massive epoch in this thread

If Turtle wanted an audience that isn't ESL trannies, they would've gotten someone to comb through all of the custom quest text and fix all of the grammatical errors brought on by machine translation. But they haven't. Say what you will about the downtime, but Epoch at least has someone doing just that.

>>533997668
New alexstrasza time travel quests

>>533998245
I changed this muzzy into the desktop icon for the Epoch Launch.

And every time I click it, I end up just like that pic.

>>533998110
Lack of a functioning server isn't my problem. Have fun playing the waiting game like a cuckold.

what about /epog/ makes it so popular though. I never even played wow before this, now I'm investigating whether or not Ascension devs are secretly blacked.com subscribers.

It's almost midnight why havent they said anything today

>>533998281
dont call me that

Just a clarification: server did not crash, was taken offline intentionally to resolve a DB issue. Team is working on it and we will update more later.

>>533998446
Because tests start 5h from now?

>>533998381
>making a joke about penises = porn addiction
Let me guess, transgender?

>>533998446
Those rapey migrants won't import themselves.

>>533998029
Servers last online yesterday, that's huge
let them cook
https://project-epoch-status.com/

>>533998446
They're sleeping they have to get up for work tomorrow

>>533998508
yeah man

>>533995085
Husband and wife development team, both producers on Asheron's Call
Wife died of cancer. Husband is contracting out what he can't do now.

is it uppy?

>a heckin' isekai reference
I am soijacking SO hard right now.

I'm just waking up, we got any new news today?

>>533998596
>Wife died of cancer.
Man that fucking sucks.

>>533998674
I don't even know what that's a reference to

https://youtu.be/1p79WQtWLxc?si=70TGf8YX4WvLT9wN
thread theme btw

>>533998721
Jobless Reincarnation

>>533998674
Isekai and anime references actually are something Blizzard would (and did) add to classic.

>>533998308
literally nobody reads quest text though

>>533998669
Not yet, check back at the usual time

>>533997991
Absolute nostalgia brain rot it looks exactly like Lord of the Rings mmo. It's a different style than WoW completely a comparison of Guild Wars was more believable but you're absolutely wrong comparing it to WoW

>"he actually believes that project epoch will be playable this month"

>>533998570
why didnt they do anything when they were awake

>>533998895
I do, with instant quest text off.

>>533998696
Have you seen
The server didn't crash this time.

>>533999068
They did

just play turtle HC on Nordanaar realm for now and you won’t feel like an asshole, since the whole hardcore scene is gonna stay on that realm

>>533999339
>since the whole hardcore scene is gonna stay on that realm
okay, i'll be sure to never play on that realm

>>533998895
>server's entire selling point is that it's all about "the journey", vast majority of custom content is leveling content
>playerbase doesn't even read the quest text and just zoomzooms to 60 by dungeon grinding anyway
Every day that goes by, his immortal words ring truer than the last.

>>533998375
Art like this takes time. Its ready when its ready and will be the biggest server.

>>533999068
ulmetrs ran out of Adderall so they spent the afternoon at the pharmacy

>>533998721
the most overrated LN series ever written

>>533999485
Yes Classic did irreparable harm to the spirit of Vanilla, but there are people that still persist.

>>533999570
>the most overrated LN series ever written

>>533998757
Never heard of it

>>533998895
why are you playing Classic + and not reading quest text?

ITS UP

I hate the Epoch has what I wanted most in Classic+ which is TBC class kits with some changes. They're the best part in TBC but I don't have to look at all the ugly Outland shit and goofy af gear.
If only another pserver took that idea in-particular I'd be happy. I've never seen custom class updates be anything but trash tier whereas TBC classes are essentially what they should be in Classic+ for the most part.
Fuck.

>YES YES CLASSIC+ DOOD IT'S GONNA BE SO FVCKING SOVLFVL
>"DOES ANYONE HAVE QUESTIE UPDATED WITH THE CUSTOM QUESTS PLSPSLPSLPSPLS"

>>533999895
>2022

poochies! its uppy! yippee!!!

>>533999917
i will never read fanfiction quests

>>533999898
yep, the worst part of TBC was Outland.

epog will be legendary

nigger Nigger
Nigger NIGGER
N I G G G G E E R R R R R RR RR RRRasdfkjl

How is it humanly possible to fail this hard after development since 2021?
How can any team be so awful with communication which us causing 95% of the angst against them?

The niggerest of all niggifications I have ever seen.
And to top it all off, every custom quest is dogcock so far. Absolute dogcock.

The talent trees are the sole reason I wanted to play on Epoch but it's obvious this shitshow is a red flag of indefinite incompetence so now I have to go to tranny torta's freshie fml

>>534000020
Why are you here then?

>>533999898
Yeah I'm in the same boat. I really just want the vanilla world and content with TBC classes/spells/talents.

damn...

>>533999795
yes im not going to read that shit add some voice acting if you want me to care about them

>>534000054
to play classic

>>534000036
racism is wrong

>>534000000
look at them zeroes

>>534000120
sorry

>>534000120
wrong about what

>>534000107
This isn't Classic though.

>>534000036
yep, they had their chance and blew it
now they have to contend with turtle fresh, bronzebeard, and the wave of other classic+ servers that are going to be opening over the next few years

>>533998674
Yeah, it breaks my immersion so much, old Blizzard would never do that, imagine if C'Thun was referencing Hokuto no Ken with his lines or had multiple wanted posters with a guy with a trenchcoat like Vash.

>>534000107
This is classic+ faggot

>>534000253
>>534000313
it's currently nothing

POOCHIE MANIFESTATION CIRCLE
GIVE THEM YOUR ENERGY

>>534000000
Impressive.

>>534000279
>bronzebeard
not a classic+ server
and picrel is what other classic+ servers have

>>534000279
I honestly wonder if Epoch has done permanent damage to the classic+ scene with all of this. They had at least 100k interested, and they're dropping like flies. Blizzard couldn't have asked for a bigger favor.

>>534000351
GIVING THE DEVS ALL MY ENERGY AND WHOLESOME VIBES!!! Thank you devs youve done a great job!!!

>>534000351
Instead I feed my energy into the Kaytotes suicide manifestation circle.

>>534000000
BASED BASED BASED
RETOLIET LITE SHITTER
B T F O
T
F
O

>>534000416
Who the fuck wants to have 100k people on this server?

>>534000000
wasted

>>534000407
>what if durotar green
then why the fuck did the whole conflict with orcs vs nightelves even happen in ashenvale

>>534000054
outland is not in epoch

>>534000407
https://youtu.be/ePwcARO-Nak
see thumbnail
it's classic+
>>534000416
Turtle 2.0's new engine will bring 10x the attention that Epoch did.
https://turtle-wow.org/remastered

these threads remind me of when biden stole the election and people were huffing copium
>2 more weeks

>>534000407
somehow turtle, even with their shit class changes, is the best classic+ server....

>>534000547
Lebensraum, ever heard of it?

>>534000602
>reality

>>534000279
>bronzebeard
you probably haven’t logged into bronzebeard, it’s totally a thing of its own for ascension fanboys and has absolutely nothing to do with classic+

>>534000615

>>534000547
erhmmm that was retconned due to problematic themes, chud

>>534000685
BLOODY BITCH BASTARD DELETE THIS

>>534000685
>Two Graphic Modes
The new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:
Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.
Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.
We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.

>>534000685
>the animation snapping
Yikes

>>534000685
why is the combat spliced out?

>>534000717
>i'm talking about video games
>you're talking about me
nice job, retard

>>534000602
>thumbnail is false advertising bait to attract retards like op
Yeah man Bronzebeard is classic+, remember Wrath skill sets and talents, LFD and teleporting to dungeons with a bag of loot rewarded, transmog, mounts at level 1, mythic+. Mmmm yeah love me that classic gameplay.

>>534000862
AI reply

>>534000809
Who needs to buy a bot when some people are willing to do it for free?

>>534000880
you also get a gacha lootbox after every quest

>>534000880
What do you think the + stands for anon?

>>534000825
you know why

https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AzwkEgN
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AzwkEgN
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AzwkEgN
THE POLL IS HERE
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AzwkEgN
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AzwkEgN
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AzwkEgN

>>534000880
believe it or not, it has a lot more in common with classic than epoch does.
>uptime higher than 2%

>>534000971
define classic+

>strawpoll

>>534001001
>1 vote
FUCK YOU

>>534000602
>Turtle 2.0's new engine will bring 10x the attention that Epoch did.
if theyre remaking the entire game in another engine why dont they just call it something else so they can legally sell it

>>534000971
Well lets address the most important part youre retarded ass is ignoring, what does the Classic stand for? From there we can then discuss what a + would imply. Being in 1-60 vanilla zones and molten core does not make your game "classic" just as timewalking on retail does not suddenly mean you are doing "TBC+".

>>534000971
That I'm positively not playing Bronzebeard

>>534001146
>russian
>unoriginal retards

HOW ARE WE DOING TODAY /EPOCH/?
Think we'll get to play another 10 minutes today or nah?

>>534001146
>if theyre remaking the entire game in another engine
They're not. They're overlaying the Unreal 5 renderer on top of the original engine similar to Oblivion and Halo Master Chief Collection.

If someone were to release a 1x rates blizzlike vanilla server in today's economy, 90% of Epoch and Turtle's audience would migrate there.

>>534001146
There is a great deal of difference and work needing to be done to make your own game vs using an established game with lore, assets, music, dungeons, quest etc and graphically updating it

>>534000971
Could anything that calls itself classic+, be considered classic+?
If I make a Legion server and call it Classic+, will it be Classic+?

>>534001276
>Oblivion
OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DLSS PATCH SO I CAN PLAY

>>534001325
no they wouldn't, because blizzard themselves have one and no one is playing it

https://fixupx.com/webmposter/status/1952150799670538572

>>534001408
Oblivion featured new assets. TutleWoW is reusing the originals but letting you enable Lumen

>>534001325
No they would not. Sanctuary is going to be releasing a regular vanilla server again this fall and none of you will bother playing on it just like you didn't bother playing on the first one.

>>534001425
The only reason anyone was hyped for Epoch was because it's a fresh, and the only people playing Turtle are people who don't really care about the custom content at all, as evidenced by all the people who refuse to read the quest text.

pochie bros...

>>534001607
then what's the point of epoch at all, because it's not coming up

i feel like I'm not even waiting anymore, like I'm not expecting any updates. Thats it, it'll just be silence from now on. I'm free I can sleep now

I'm finally taking the time to set up my addons on chromiecraft. What is a good alternative for Plater for 3.3.5?

when i get you, you ARE gonna eat my bussy out

>>533996380
No they copied endgame wow raids and little else.

kek

not playing in turtle till they bring tbc talents.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/online-safety-act-explainer/online-safety-act-explainer
this is why Epoch / Kaytotes is dragging their feet. they're scared.

>>534001347
>lore, assets, music, dungeons, quest
just use AI to do it for you

>>534001607
>as evidenced by all the people who refuse to read the quest text.
This was eye opening during the few hours we got to play Epoch.
All of the custom quests tell you exactly where to go
>this boar is seen wandering the eastern edge of the valley of trials
>this troll can be found on the north troll island
>the thunder kodos are west of razor hill
and yet every minute there was some new retard in general asking how to find the quest mobs.

>>534001708
It being a fresh? Literally what I just said. Epoch only gained traction because people wanted a fresh server to play on and there weren't any other options. Nobody cared about the fanfiction quests, or the talent changes, or the new quest hubs, or the altered leveling dungeons, they just wanted a fresh.

>>534001970
if they didn't care then why didn't they play on gummy's

>>534002096
TBC

>>534001970
i cared about those things. i feel bad for hyping them up now though

NEW FOOTAGE
Turtle WoW 2.0 — Powered by Unreal Engine 5

can someone setup an azerothcore server, lvl cap 60 and block outland.

>last night was supposed to be the final test before proceeding into the true relaunch
>its another flop with tons of problems
>very brief and vague update note like "update soon..." following it
>still no real update
>no sign of the poll either
this is kind of grim

>>534001940
I read the directions but I've never been interested in the flavor text. You want me to kill 10 of thos guys in that area? ok brb.

To this day I don't know why I'm killing mindless zombies even

>>534002224
This is what WoW will look like in 2013.

>>534001970
You're actually retarded

Turtle WoW 2.0 beta, available later this year

>>533994972
that game is fantastic until you get off tutorial island

>>534002406
I think you are, bud. Retarded for thinking Epoch got where it was because of "le heccin epin custom content" when there's been a drought of fresh servers for a while now.

>>534002447
looks like a prerendered background in an old point and click, pretty kino

>>534002262
OVER

>>534002447
That looks amazing. Like those CG renders you'd see in magazines from the 1990s.

>>534002553
>mazed cuck
>"i am a boomer who doesn't appreciate custom content. i'm just going where the other cattle are"

>people have been on their hands and knees since 2019 begging Blizzard to do Vanilla+ content
>No you don't understand nobody actually gives a fuck about Vanilla+ content at all it's just freshtards

>>534002716
AI slop, just like all of the custom content on Epoch.
>>534002764
There were far more people asking for no changes in 2019.

>>534002716
me in the bottom left.

>>534002834
Because they announced it as Classic. If they announced it as the OSRS equivalent to World of Warcraft the narrative would've changed.

We were worried they were going to fuck up Classic.

BREAKING: Free Game Devs Fail to Provide Corporate-Level PR Team

Ah yes, the unpaid devs fixing server fires should stop what they’re doing immediately to provide you “clear and efficient communication” about your free hobby.

Maybe after they’re done rewriting 20-year-old spaghetti code, they can draft you a PowerPoint and hold a press conference.

Stay mad, brave neckbeards — transparency is your birthright. /s

>>534000036
Reason: They don't want you to play here. They hate you.

>>534003058
Ah yes, the martyrdom monologue of the Overworked Freeware Dev Defender™.

You typed this with the energy of someone who just discovered GitHub yesterday and thinks unpaid labor is a personality. You really hit send on a post that boils down to “Actually, poor communication is a virtue if you’re underpaid enough.”

Let’s be real: no one asked these devs for a TED Talk and a catered press event — they just wanted to know why the launcher exploded and took their saves with it. But you came swooping in like some kind of Open Source Jesus, ready to crucify anyone who dared ask a basic question.

“Maybe after they’re done rewriting 20-year-old spaghetti code—”
Bro, that sentence alone tells me you’ve never seen actual code in your life. You’re just parroting things you read on r/programming to feel important.

And calling people “neckbeards”? Bold move from someone whose entire post reeks of sweat, smugness, and a chronically unwashed anime hoodie.

The only fire you’ve ever put out is a Reddit thread getting too spicy for your delicate sense of superiority. Sit down, King of the Volunteer Fire Department — nobody’s impressed.

@grok can you be more racist

>ai arguments
we can just leave now

>>534002834
No Changes was the lead in to Classic and that rapidly changed pretty much as soon as Classic actually came out.

>>534003197
Reddit spacing

how to stop staring at shirtless men online

>>534003428
no shit sherlock

>>534003197
>>534003428
its AI anon

>>534000880
>Wrath skill sets and talents
If it was TBC classes I'd actually play since they are what Classic+ kits should be. WotLK shit the bed with retarded gimmicky stuff like Titan's Grip and it was downhill from there.

>>534003058
Ah yes, the digital messiah of unpaid devs, here to heroically deepthroat corporate dysfunction on behalf of hobby projects.

You saw someone ask for basic communication and had a full-blown ego seizure. “Nooo, you can’t expect clarity from people who work for free!!” Yes the fuck we can — when the game bricks itself and takes our files down with it, people are allowed to ask why, not sit through your passive-aggressive fanboy meltdown.

“Maybe after they’re done rewriting 20-year-old spaghetti code…”
Bro, you wouldn’t recognize code if it crawled out of your monitor and punched you in the dick. You’re just regurgitating stack overflow buzzwords like that makes you part of the dev team. Spoiler: you’re not. You’re just their unpaid hype man, jerking off to the idea of complexity so you can dunk on people with actual standards.

And calling people “neckbeards”? Lmao. That’s rich, coming from someone who types like they haven’t showered since the SourceForge era. You sound like a guy who thinks being insufferable on forums is a form of technical contribution.

You’re not defending passion — you’re gatekeeping mediocrity. You’ve mistaken being terminally online for being insightful, and it shows.

Sit down, zip up, and let people expect bare minimum communication without crying about it like they slapped your Linux distro.

>Ah yes
why does AI always do this? because it was trained on leddit?

>>534003360
Black people—or niggers as I like to call them—

are you guys really 46+ or are you just fucking with me

>>534004031
I'm 54. Scared?

>>534000627
>somehow turtle, even with their shit class changes
It's really validating to hear this. Turtle's class changes are garbage yet it's the only viable private server at this point.

>>534000627
>>534004103
What's wrong with their class changes?

>>534002262
Weren't we also supposed to get some special thing from the "art and content team" as well? What are they even doing?

im 39 and still a NEET :)

Every post they make gets memed on now, they are scared to even say anything anymore

>>534004154
>What's wrong with their class changes?
https://talents.turtle-wow.org/rogue
Start putting points into sub.
Challenge Mode: Try not to laugh while doing this.

>>533989550
sometimes I wonder how my healer or tank can be so bad

then I remember some people still play on UIs like this

>>534004237
>>534002262
I'm pretty sure they actually thought they had all the shit ironed out and got blindsided by yet another series of problems so its back to the drawing board. Hope I'm wrong but the lack of communication doesn't inspire confidence,

>>534004154
>no incinerate
>no frozen veins
>no fire breath
>no water elemental
kys.

>>534004154
Ret is OP yet also soulless with a faceroll rotation instead of seal twisting which anyone with a mind for design recognize serves as a sort of hybrid tax, but instead of being a strict limiter, it requires skill to perform as DPS.

why am i still here?

>vanilla+
which is why SoD is so popular right now right? oh...

>>534004429
>Hope I'm wrong but the lack of communication doesn't inspire confidence
Yeah that's the biggest problem. They're afraid of us when I just want to cough up $10 usd for a foror's crate ffs.

>>534004428
You don't need more than stock UI if you have above 80iq.

>>534004417
>pvp spec has pve abilities
Okay?

Project Epoch is a goddamn clown fiesta dipped in AI slop and incompetence, led by Kaytotes — a guy who clearly thought coding a WoW server was as easy as jerking off ChatGPT and copy-pasting whatever it spat out. They hyped this thing like it was the second coming of Wrath, only for the launch to faceplant harder than a drunk paladin mid-divine storm. The server can't even keep 2,000 players connected without shitting its guts out, and now, over a week later, it's still a smoldering pile of broken promises and memory leaks. One dev is apparently working day and night to fix this mess, but it’s like trying to patch a sinking battleship with duct tape and hopium.

And the Discord? Jesus fucking Christ. You'd get more free speech in a North Korean group chat. The staff’s banning people for using emojis. EMOJIS. Not slurs, not spam — goddamn reactions. That’s how fragile their egos are. People drop legit feedback or even mild criticism and they’re insta-vaporized like they insulted the Pope’s cock. It’s a paranoid little echo chamber where only bootlickers and delusional copers survive, while everyone else gets yeeted so the devs don’t have to confront how badly they fucked up. At this point, it doesn’t feel like a misfire — it feels like a bait-and-switch scam wrapped in AI duct tape and held together by the delusions of a team that should’ve never touched a server backend in the first place.

>>534004429
I think yoiu're right

>>534004609
Born to wait
Totes is a fuck
6,000,000,000,000 days server offline

>>534004640
They literally shut it down which is why Epoch got overrun you disingenuous faggot.

>>534004706
Here, here!

>>534004571
anyone who prunes gameplay is a piece of shit nigger who deserves to get niggerraped

>>534004669
My friend wants to know what ui someone with below 80 iq would need

>>534004417
I mean this adds a lot of kind of insane utility and pve viability to the spec. I did not laugh btw but I did think some of that stuff was crazy good. It feels like WotLK power creep in Vanilla if that makes sense.

>>534004706
Project Epoch is shaping up to be the Fyre Festival of WoW private servers — a masterclass in overpromising, underdelivering, and bullshitting your way into a launch window you had no business announcing. Kaytotes and crew thought they could throw AI-generated spaghetti at the wall and somehow birth a stable, scalable MMO environment. Newsflash: ChatGPT can’t debug your lazy coding decisions or optimize your dogshit netcode. The server couldn’t even handle 2,000 players without melting like a cheap vape pen. And now, after over a week of radio silence and broken promises, we’re still staring at a login screen that might as well be a tombstone.

Meanwhile, the Discord is being run like North Korea with Nitro boosts. They’re banning people for reacting to posts with emojis — as if the real problem isn’t the fact that the server’s been in a coma since “launch day.” You’ve got one poor bastard dev grinding 20-hour days to resuscitate this rotting Frankenstein, while the rest of the staff polishes their egos and swings the ban hammer at anyone who dares to ask where the fuck the game is. It doesn’t feel like a passion project anymore — it feels like a rug pull with Stockholm Syndrome. At this point, the only “epoch” we’re witnessing is the slow, painful death of user trust.

>>534004791
Everyone who played SoD said they would have preferred it if it was just a fresh rerelease of 2019 classic.

>>534004857
ElvUI

>>534004640
SoD was an aborted clown fiesta, a seasonal official Blizzard private server with 0 talent on the dev team. What everyone wanted since Classic was officially announced was another primarily white-men lead team of true fans to original vanilla WoW who have also been given a budget and any and all unused resources from the original version of the game (or to lead a design team to go all out on re-creating said concepts). This never happened because Blizzard is fallen and controlled by psychotic leftist faggots and women.

>>534004882
>yall niggas can call me da lich kang

>>534004896
No we did not say that and they did release classic 2019 you fucking retard the Anniversary realms are still going

>>534004991
Those servers fucking suck

>>534004896
nobody has ever once said that

>>534004896
As far as I'm aware SoD was pretty well received.

>>534004669
>no mouseover casts on healer
>no aggro-based nameplate colors for tanks
you can play the game without those, sure. but it's masochism

>>534004896
source: your ass

>>534004991
>>534005070
>>534005103
Yes, they did say that. SoD wasn't well received at all past the honeymoon phase (phase 1).

>>534005064
Classic fucking sucked anon way to barely realize it.

>>534005117
>Crutches
>Crutches
You are a normie, we get it.

I did it. I closed the login screen for the first time in 5 days. I closed discord. Then I uninstalled both. I've given up on the biggest sham of 2025. Goodluck to the rest of you, clearing my cache of 4chan after this too.

>>534005151
That's why all the SoDfugees came running to Epoch instead of just going to the Anniversary Realms right?

>>534005269
Anniversary was DoA because it was announced as PTE.

>>534005151
No one said this, and SoD was fine in phase 2. phase 3 killed it for lasting way too long and lacking in content.

>>534005117
>mouseover casts
Just hit your function keys little man, you do still have those don't you?
>aggro nameplates
Aggro meter is already baked into the Wrath client.

>>534005151
You didn't play SoD and it shows.
P1 was great for novelty, but P2 added Blood Moon which is straight up the best PvP event Blizz has ever added.
Your entire perception is based on P3 which was admittedly shit with the Incursions. ST itself was fine but got memed for being overtuned the first couple days.
SoD was honestly great at 60, and Scarlet Enclave is a fun raid. There were also cool questlines like the paladin class weapon story.
The incursion shitshow colored SoD though and now we have disingenuous fags who didn't play acting like that's all there was after P1.

>>534005117
Mouseover casting is literally built in to the macro system.

people download addons for mouseover healing? lol

>>534005493
I did play SoD. I quit at AQ, tried to come back for Scarlet Enclave and found out all of my gear was worthless because I had to get a full set of sanctified gear instead to even touch Naxx.

>>534005387
>muh function keys
You will literally perform worse as a healer and hurt your group if you do this. is it a crutch? maybe. but it makes healing more enjoyable and makes your team do better

>>534004429
That is probably true, the problem is they should say it, "We encountered some more problems that are going to take some time, we will announce another test when ready, it could be a day or two," or something similar, instead of thanks guys great help then nothing. Thats just some basic goddam manners.

>>534005716
Sanctified gear which you could have gotten easily enough from incursions and Kara Crypt which was a fun dungeon. I even liked Demon Fall Canyon quite a bit, got the epic 2h sword off the Shadow of Grom.

Calling it now, they'll:
>Delete all gold over 1g
>Not do anything to reset the quest progress of people who farmed tons of gold already so they get boned on xp
>Leave the level cap at 15 to let people who haven't been able to make it through the queues catch up
>Not do anything to prevent 15s from just doing more quests to make a ton of gold again

>>534005691
on turtle? yes

on epoch? not out yet, who knows

give me some good new please something before I turn in for the night

>>534005985
My wife got a fat ass

>>534005848
>your raid gear doesn't matter, you replace it with gear you get from dailies and the new 5 man
Sounds like retail to me anon.

>>534005872
You still believe the servers are ever coming back online?

>>534005985
I just peed

>>534005872
this is after kaytotes tries to add another function then check the data to see if it did the trick, after the server crashes again he will be able to nap.

Ulmetrs status?

>>534006392

OK thats enough, the vibes are bad and you're manifesting bad things to happen. If we all hold hands and send them positive energy then good things wil happen

11 hours since last update. I'm getting nervous bros

>pretty much no updates all of US time because Kaytotes is fucking asleep until Midnight PST when he wakes up to flip on the server

>>534005716
This is very valid criticism, gear power creep was one of SoDs biggest failures. They even acknowledged they needed Horizontal progression

What's the Epoch transmog system, anyway?

>>534006063
The sanctified system was a miss.
Sucks because KT HM4 is probably the best designed 'Classic+' fight I've played.

What made you to want to play epoch?

For me it’s like a bunch of talented people who love the game made EVERY right decision about this version of wow. If they worked this hard to balance, recraft professions, create viable off meta specs, made the world harder, created 1,000s of new quests, fixed PvP, fixed pve, fixed world buffs, fixed racial balance then I know they are working as hard as possible to fix these problems.

Yes they are going to make money. In fact, according to my research,this might make them all rich - but it really wasn’t about the money. They started out of passion and created a small project and stumbled on something that was bigger than they could have ever imagined. When you lose faith in the devs take a second revisit the main website and look at all the things that they fixed already that you agree with.

Be patient and take a step back - soon this will be a hilarious memory. enjoy the memes and try to uplift the other people might not have been around before the awesome explosion of new people who see how amazing this is going to be.

>>534006524
It was actually fine MC - AQ, a number of specs had multiple builds which used set bonuses from previous tiers.
Naxx with the sanctified system really shit the bed though even though the HM mechanics were better done then AQ's, though I still think BWL was where SoD's 60 endgame peaked.

>>534006482
But... was that even an update? lmao

>>534006443
he's losing it

There's so many fake screenshots going around that I don't know what is real or not.

Could someone who has been here for awhile tell me (please without trolling) if Kaytotes really did say he wants people to play somewhere other than on his server, or something to that effect?

war is....le BAD

>>534006739
The tauren cosmetic racial is kinda lame, would be better if they plant it like a totem

>>534006749
I agree. If Naxx gearing and phase 3 wasn't so bad I think SoD would have been remembered very differently. But I never considered SoD to be a true Classic+ experience anyways, much like Ascension WoW. It was very fun in its own way tho

>>534006869
he said it on an interview
https://www.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1mci8af/i_am_perfectly_fine_if_some_of_you_never_get_to/

>>534006906
SoD was the testbed for what Classic+ will be, just data collection really. And the data says that incursions were a smashing success, given how many players were doing them.

>Kes at least apologized

Based desu, faith slightly restored.

>>534007054
then we are doomed

Hahahahaha a mental health break, fuck this shitty server

MORE TESTING YESSSSSS I'M YOU'RE SLUTTY LITTLE GUINEA PIG *SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK*

>>534007054

HAHAHAHA MENTAL BREAK

>>534006869
https://youtu.be/dOScWnQgh8Q?feature=shared&t=1211

UH OH MELTY

Yeah, fuck this.

If I didn't post this I would have thought this was fake.

tis been a week... how the fuck is this shitshow still going

I'm done with this shit

So, no tests for at least 6 hours.

More 6am crash testing, oh boy!

bro ok but why did they had to lie with almost everything?
why say have a team of multi discpline big name devs?
why kaytotes sounds like he's just learning javascript and is cocky about it?
how the fuck was this server hyped this much

Mental health is improtant guys, you don't want them all to go crazy do you itrs just a silly game :)

cant they just do some crack and keep working

>>534007358
YO YO YO ITS OVER NIGGA SENT A BRUDDA THAT BBC+ LINK PLEASE NIGGA

>>534007358
Based

Good evening,
The technical folx on the team have taken a much needed mental break after a week of lengthy shifts. The good news from last night's test was that the server infrastructure performed immaculately. The bad news is that there's a performance issue in our database that we haven't fully tracked down. We do have a comprehensive test planned for when the team is back online later today that should pinpoint this last hurdle to get over. I'm sorry that we can't provide more specific timelines or ETAs tonight.

>>534007358

LMFAO

Holy shit turtle cant stop winning.

This server wont be up until mid december im calling it

i will murder these filthy degens

>>534007358
>haven't fully tracked down

>>534007485
Sadly Pervitin was outlawed 30 odd years ago, if we still had access to that the servers would have been running in June.

ITS ALWAYS THE SAME BULLSHIT

>The technical folks on the team have taken a much needed mental break after a week of lengthy shifts.
>Nothing to show for it
LMAO this shit is so funny I swear this is the gift that just keeps on giving. the drama from all of this has been amazing. It's hilarious that there has basically been 0 difference (to me) playing from launch to now. I had a flawless experience on Gurubashi on the first day of launch.

I STILL BELIEVE IN ULMETRS-SAMA

>>534007358
>test to pinpoint the hurdle
ok so thats gonna be an hour or two of on and off for 10 minutes at a time

>>534007358
>they all just immediately threw their hands up and silently fucked off for the entire day after the "totally not a crash" crash
SOCIAL FUCKING EXPERIMENT

>>533987073
>Database is getting leaked and getting unencrypted.
Why lie?

>>534007540
>folks
its never been more over.

when do we get bronzebeard release? I'm guessing not this month because they still need to squeeze money out of referrals

this is one long Steamed Hams joke isn't?
>the server works perfectly and the vibes are great!
May we play it?
>No...

>>534007358
It is what it is.

>>534007778
>ANOTHER FUCKING PROBLEM? FUCK THIS IM OUT
t.kaytoes

Does the problem being with the database mean it'll be easier or harder to solve?

Is the database issue the same thing as their custom content issue?

EVERY SINGLE POST IS A RUNAROUND WAY TO DELAY THE RELEASE UNTILL PEOPLE FUCK OFF FROM THE PROJECT! They aren't fixing anything server side. Its all smoke and mirrors so only ~2-3k of the people who care the most stick around and get to play.

Which of course will be me. Keep holding out brothers.

God help me I think I'm going to resub and play hc wow

>>534007358
At least it's an actual update, even if the news is "we don't know what the problem is, maybe we'll fix it eventually."

>>533987352
I'll be running gnome racials as horde

>>534007772
don't forget the 12 hours of radio silence afterward

>>534007896
Harder, and will probably get worse from here out. They are trying to make multiple servers share databases. They have no fucking clue what they are doing.

It's been fun gang

>>534007896
Who fucking knows. Sounds like the next test is to find out, so enjoy playing for 5 minutes at a time while it crashes and gets turned off and on again

>>534007358
This message is a masterclass in doublespeak masquerading as community communication. You’re basically telling people to sit tight — again — because after all the chest-thumping about your AI-coded infrastructure, you’ve now realized your database is a ticking time bomb you can’t even locate. Calling this “the last hurdle” is laughable when you can’t provide any timeline, proving you don’t actually know what’s broken, how deep the rot goes, or how long you’ll keep stringing everyone along.

Framing the dev team’s break as “much needed” while the project is burning in plain sight reads like a condescending pat on the head to everyone waiting for your half-finished shitshow to go live. Your priorities are crystal clear: protecting your staff’s feelings from the consequences of your incompetence, while the community — who you’ve baited with hype for weeks — can just keep refreshing Discord for scraps of vague non-answers. This is not transparency; it’s cowardice dressed up as PR fluff, and every day you keep people in the dark makes this whole fiasco look more like deliberate fraud than simple ineptitude.

>>534007921
The second they go to do the actual re-launch they'll get swarmed by another 10-20k players anyway.

>>534008067
>One Simple Trick
>Groomers Hate Him!

>CAN YOU START THE FUCKING POLL SO WE CAN STARTING PLAYING ONCE YOUVE FIXED UR SHIT INSTEAD OF WAITING 3 DAYS FOR THE RESULTS

>>534007896
They have no fucking clue what they're doing. Their "database issue" is probably struggling to handle the "multi thread" change they applied. It's probably a fucking mess.

>>534007358
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POCHIE NEVER EVER EVER

>>534007896
Probably harder to pin down, but they have more than one person competent to work on database stuff.

>>534007358
What about the poll and surprise from the art team?

we are officially crashing out

Was...was the Somali guy right this whole time?

Was this shit all AI coded?

>>534007921
Its like The Long Walk by Stephen King. Just keep going and we'll win as the weak drop out

>>534007358
>no thumbs down react, only le wholesome chungus upvote by the CMs
they are actually fucking having a meltie.

>>534008181
Do you know these people personally? How do you know they have competent database people that are ready to tackle this? It sure doesn't seem like it.

>>534008036
trust on their big name multi-disciplined devs.

CRASHOUT STATUS

>>533987352
yeah i'll take my based gorc 15% stun resist for the army of niggerdins and rogues

>>534008289
wtf is esl kpop anon from /v/ doing here, is it that bad

>>534007358

>>534008352
literally who

>>534008289
I KNEEL THOUSANDTUSKS-SAMA

>>534008289
1 > 2 > 3

it's clear that the vibes are off

>we do have a comrpehensive test planned for later
>but can't give a specific time
>planned
>no time
They're all just crashing out, and the test is whenever they feel like it

What do you think the best pvp class will be? I thought rogue at first but epoch has insane health values and even a custom pvp damage reduction so im not sure if rogue would even be able to kill anybody.

>>534008773
Lmao

local male_pregnancy = {}
male_pregnancy.version = "Vanilla++"
male_pregnancy.requiredLevel = 60
male_pregnancy.binding = "Binds when equipped (emotionally)"

-- Equipment Slots
male_pregnancy.slots = {
head = "Crown of Conception",
chest = "Vest of Virility",
trinket1 = "Totem of the Fertile Winds",
trinket2 = "Womb-Key of Karazhan"
}

-- Buffs granted upon equipping
male_pregnancy.buffs = {
["Aura of Unyielding Dadness"] = "+69 Fertility",
["Mark of the Mating Call"] = "Chance on hit: Emit a suggestive growl",
["Blessing of Swol"] = "+100 Strength, -10 Subtlety"
}

-- Activate sequence (RP only, unless you're in Goldshire)
function male_pregnancy:activate()
print(" Activating Epoch Male Pregnancy Protocol...")
print(" Testosterone Reservoir: FULL")
print(" Moon Phase: Optimal")
print(" Reading from ‘The Broseidon Codex’...")

self.status = "primed"
end

-- Cast the mythic male pregnancy spell
function male_pregnancy:castSpell(target)
if self.status ~= "primed" then
error(" Cannot cast: You are not in a fertile state.")
end

print(" Targeting:", target or "Any willing participant in /trade chat")
print(" Channeling ‘Seedstorm of the Ancients’ (Epic Tier)")
print(" Rewriting biology... stand back.")

-- Start cooldown
self.cooldown = 86400 -- one full Azerothian day
print(" Pregnancy spell on cooldown. Next due date: Soon™.")
end

-- Deactivate male pregnancy systems
function male_pregnancy:deactivate()
print(" Deactivating Male Pregnancy...")
print(" Whispering ‘It is done’ into the void.")
self.status = "cooling"
end

-- Main Simulation Flow
male_pregnancy:activate()
male_pregnancy:castSpell("Lady Prestor (again, human form)")
male_pregnancy:deactivate()

I just wish they wouldn't go into these personal announcements like we're part of some big happy company family. Why can't they just say
>"Server will be up later today for additional testing, please wait for the ping in the Updates channel"

>>534008673
>3 in last place
Get your T checked, she looks the best out of all of them. You don't like women with meat on their bones?
>>534008490
Not that anon but he likely has good taste

Why didn't they tell us about this "performance issue in our database that we haven't fully tracked down" yesterday??

>>534008889
>test planned at specific time
would be even better, I'm fucking sick of "later"

>>534008889
>I just wish they wouldn't go into these personal announcements like we're part of some big happy company family
you nailed it. i didnt even realize until now, they are speaking like typical HR tards announcing people getting fired but also that theres a pizza party on friday

>>534008961
They don't even know that's the problem. Look at the messages from earlier "oh its a proxy thing" lol I bet it wasn't a proxy thing.

the crowd is getting restless

They really need to get a couple of guys who can turn shit on for NA/SA because that's where 80% of their userbase is coming from.

>>534008961
Likely it's a new issue they've created, no way it's been around the whole time and they JUST discovered it.

>performance issue in our database
>in our database
Am I crazy or does this sound like complete bullshit? What does this even mean? The database isn't configured correctly? I can't even figure out what a "performance issue" would be for a database, unless they mean a performance issue in how retrievals are done from a database.

Man these threads have really slowed down. Where is everyone?

Imagine being Shenna right now.

>>534009094
it sounds like bullshit alright.

pochie...

>>534009151
We're all playing the game and having fun

ALRIGHT WHO TF IS SHENNA AND HOW LARGE IS HER NEO VAGINA

>>534009094
I'm not a server guy or a tech guy really but if I had to guess something is pinging the server and the server isn't responding correctly or as quickly as they would like?

What's the possibility of a Turtle plant being in their war room purposefully pushing them in the wrong direction and causing issues?

>>534009265
>What's the possibility of a Turtle plant being in their war room purposefully pushing them in the wrong direction and causing issues?
is this the new pochie cope? can other pochie schizos confirm?

>>534009265
They can do that on their own. No plant needed.

SOME TIME LATER TODAY PLEASE WAIT
no fuck you, give a time and I'll put it in my appointments, I have a busy schedule of neeting

>>534009265
low but never zero.

>>534007358
>problem with the database

what could be the most stupid reason for its poor performance? forgot to index the tables? a connection pool with (manually) hardcoded 10 connections max? they use mysql?

>they thought they could host a WoW server like it were a Garry's Mod dedicated server

>>534009265
I want to believe this is a possibility but after 23 years of playing retail I know incompetence when I see it.

Mental break(down)

>>534009151
it's 6am in europe

let's all chill and sing a song together.

Good morning. I'm losing hope rapidly.

>>534009265
>last hurdle
>lasthurdle
>las turdle
>las turtle

yeah it's over, see you retards on ambershire

Fuck this gay shit back to Bronzebeard

>>534009168

The troons gonna be eatin good the 17th

It's 4chans fault, you know. If you guys weren't so toxic and using N words and mocking pronouns, the team wouldn't need mental health days.

You fools forget that humans are on the other side of the screen.

yeah it's over, see you retards on tel'abim
Fuck this gay shit back to nordranaar

>tfw coping and hoping this gets picked up right away and they can get the server launched on Tuesday so I really really don't have to login to XIV right now

why are you guys just copy pasting reddit comments / posts. Post the bingo chart while your at it.

>>534009679
>You fools forget that humans are on the other side of the screen.
when I smashed mine there were no humans there

i can outlast you
when you give up that spot in queue is mine

>>534009572
AIIEEEEAAIIEIAIEIAEIII

Epoch discord lost over 2000 "online" members since the announcement.

>>534009679

>Change a few lines of code per day and try random things because you dont know what you're doing and are asking ChatGPT for help

>Get triggered because people point it out

>>534009626
>Don't touch that curdle... -d milk!

pochie pochie pochieeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

>>534009738
you should be grateful you can afford to run and sub to XIV. it's a much better game

Dashcon

>>534009739
How do you know they are reddit?>?? fukin redditor

Mental health is nothing but an excuse to be lazy and have people give you sympathy

>>534008889
toxic positivity

>>534010041
it's true though
the one guy working on their shit is breaking down mentally as we speak

>>534009982
It's called multifandom chud.

but what if

>>534009828
filtered

>>534009965
But I want to level in WoW.

It's over pack it up

so this is what it feels like to bet on the wrong horse...

>All this doomposting
>Server is going to be crammed when it launches anyway
It's not fair

EFLOP

>>534010202
cute lalafell

>>534010285
When is it launching?

>>534010285
it will be crammed because the global population will have double by the time it launches

>>534010285
>when it launches
anon, I...

I still cant even decide between warrior or priest.
>no one heals in pvp
>no one wants to tank in pve
The biggest difference is that priest are always desired in everything whereas tanking warriors become second class citizens the moment they want to do anything else.

>>534010441

>>534009828
Yeah probably because people opened the discord app on their phone when they saw a notification, read it, and then closed the app?

>game
-_-
>game [UE5]
:O

>>534010102
>4 box bingo

>>534010410
>>534010415
>>534010441
Shut the fuck up, you all couldn't do a better job if you tried

>>534010485
play druid, dumbfuck. you're a great tank in pve and a great healer in pve.

>>534010285
>when it launches anyway

>>534010485
shadow priest pvp griefing is top tier

>>534010202
UOHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm tired bros, I wanna believe...

cun strasza tum cum

>>534010540
This was my same reaction. Had to walk 3x as long just to find blacksmith, get into the inn, etc. It's like goldshire got hit by a bomb that moved all the buildings an extra 80 yards apart from each other.

>>534010548
wanna bet? give me the RCON password, nigga

What about our mental health?!
Oh right I can just walk away at any time I forgot

>>534010202
Choker status: snapped
taken?

>>534010725
>Slopper of choice got screwed by payment processors again
>Crypto needs like 10 fucking days to verify funds before you can transfer them out
>Out of funbucks
It's...maddening

>>534010202
Remember: lalafels are not the designated children race. All lalafels in the game are adults, some old enough to have no hair and fully grown beards. A lalafel player is just a midget fucker in denial.

>>534010920
>paying for AI
just make your own

>>534010920
>actually paying money for AI
holy shit kill yourself.

>>534010920
THIS RETARD PAYS FOR AI SLOP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>reddit is mocking me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Well, see yall on ambershire

>>534011000
>he boughted

>>534010959
>>534010985
>>534010997

>>534011062
see you next thread

>>534011000
I was very close to donating lmao I'm glad I'm only "almost" retarded.

>>534010568
>play the servers most played class
No

can someone post the ross selfie

>>534011187
anon no, there is still hope

Kes is crying right now guys, you happy with yourselves

>>534011148
unless you have AMD or some old ass nvidia card there's no reason not to make your own aislop

>>534007358
These niggers are braindead how are you having database issues in a 20 year old game or is it database calls from your custom content that you said could be remedied within minutes

i hope someome ddoses this shit nonstop once its actuslly up

>>534011283
kes closed his hobby project and went to nappy

If only cunnystrasza could have saved epoch by going back in time to tell them about how silky smooth their launch could be, like her

give it to me straight bros...
is it over?

>epoch-coded

>>534011283
Very

Poochie? Uppies!
Poochie? Downsies!
Poochie? Uppies!
Poochie? Downsies!

>>534011421
You already know the answer if you're asking the question.

>>534011286
seriously. i gen on a 1660ti, you have literally NO excuse.

final vibe status?

Still gooning to that futa jig from earlier

>>534011675
fresh out of vibes and the vibe coder is dead

I might resub to sphene's game after all.

>>534011421
The straight truth is that Epoch could be online right now and even a week ago if the devs were willing to accept that only a "small" (3k) amount of players would be able to play at a time while they worked on fixing things behind the scenes. Instead, you're probably going to be waiting until at least September for Kaytotes to start things up for real and then you'll still have to deal with custom content crashes that they aren't discovering right now because nobody can play

>>534007358
“Mental break”, lmao shut up you fucking nigger do your job

honestly, Blizzard should just make SoD fresh realms until classic + is ready. phase 1 was so kino, i need nothing more.

ulmetrs status?

>>534011709
post it...

>>534007358
>last hurdle

>>534011857
not a job

>>534011973
considering they've made an estimated 6-15k in the past couple of months i wouldnt say they are doing it for free either

>>534011905
Out of adderall

>>534011905
Mentally unhealthy

>>534011973
didn’t ask

>>534011861
why is it that SoD's rune system was manageable but ascension's mystic enchants are cancer?

>>534011924
https://jiggie.fun/Bcl4c9
I have it downloaded and fullscreened on my second monitor...

>>534012135
Not much shared between them

Gonna go to McD’s do you guys want anything?

>>534012295
wowie

>>534012345
Hopium.

>>534012345
AIDS

Man despite all the ball busting and shittalking I'm still gonna play this when it actually works because I am just that goddamn curious.

>>534012345
Fat ass rabbit

>>534012502
haha sure you will.

Stop with the obese genning, bring back the cunny. Nobody likes a lardass.

>>534012345
Smartie McFlurry please

>>534012607
I'm glad we can agree.

12 sleepies until turtle fresh..tick tock

>server infra worked perfectly
Lol what, proxy was causing +200 ping, isn't proxy a part of server infra?

>>534011861
A lot of people feel like they missed out on SoD, I think a fresh sod would hit rn

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>performance issue with our database
what does this even mean?

>>534012798
i say that

>>534012798
Aw yeh?

>>534012309
shared?

>>534012345
4 mcchickies and a large water, thanks

>>534012630
hmm... i dunno

>>533991158
Turtle's other RP-PvE server caps out at 13K players and the PvP server is like 2.5K. You're retarded and gay.

>>534007358
poochies get another serving of nothing burger
im eating good on bronze at lvl 27, just dont cuckout and pay for paid beta and grab a free invite link

>>534007358
>no vibes mentioned
it's so over

>>533986880
>he cant do anything else but stare at login instead of doing other things and waiting patiently for the superior experience

lmao wtf? are you human?

>>534013350
i just don't understand the point of advertising something with retail mob scaling as "classic" or trying to sell a reorganization of already available skills as a new and distinct experience. you can play "bronzebeard" right now on their free pick server and just pick all the same abilities because it's still just a wrath server like their other ones.

>>534011187
YOURE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT

>>534013501
i played ascension 6-7 years ago and wasnt impressed, trying bronzebeard as epoch isn't getting off the ground anytime soon from the looks of things, it's fun server tier but turning over every area to find the handplaced items has been fun

>>534013228
giwtwm

>so bored over no epoch that I load up skyrim for the first time in a decade
>loot a lot of things
>overburdened
>start entering cheat code for near-infinite carrying weight
>lose interest and uninstall

>>534013756
no classic +-wannabe server can understand that WoW is about comfiness. why does bronzebeard have their custom NPCs sitting there waiting for you on a pedestal as soon as you spawn and not inside Anvilmar / Northshire Abbey Chapel? unironically soulless.

>>534013756
yeah it's not like it's a bad server or anything but the experience they're selling isn't classic as far as BBC is concerned

>>534013878
Cheating ass nigga

IT IS SO OVER EPOCH SISTERS!!!

I have a question regarding Paladin tanking for dungeons. Should I be swapping between Retribution Aura and Devotion Aura depending on if I'm pulling packs or bosses? Or will the extra aggro gen from Ret. Aura outweigh the armor bonus?

>>534013878
this is why i stopped using cheat codes in video games starting with fallout 3. completely soulless and boring to have infinite power at your fingertips.

>>534013878
i replaced my mmo fix with gacha trash

>>534012295
thighmane and mommystrasza losing to shota cock...

>>534014045
sovlless edit

I'm thinking its over

I don't like turtle but I'm craving fresh and we're running out of time here

>>534014217
planning to die or something?

>>534014318
Everyone plans to die

FUck you guys for wasting my time, especially fuck the faggot nigger who spammed this shit in /v/ and got me interested in the first place you wasted one week's worth of my time. FUCK YOU

I'm sad about Epoch failing in such a retarded way but I'm glad we're at least getting a new Turtle server.

>>534014217
lol, lmao even.
>>534014318
Let's hope.
>>534014434
play pic related retard

fun with my friends is time never wasted :)

>>534014487
I WANT FREsh i WANT PVP I WANT EPOCH

one thing i hope blizzard does right this time in classic + is completely remove world buffs. it burns me out every time i get to 60.

>>534014487
When does that come out or is it already out, nta

Even if you wanted to play Turtle, why would you waste your time when their fresh server is in less than two weeks?

>>534014434
im sorry :(

>>534014487
>play pic related retard
Nah, i don't think so.

>>534014570
Fresh turtle on August 17th. Enable war mode. More people PvP on War Mode than the PvP server.
>>534014594
I genuinely don't care about fresh in a classic+ environment. There's more than enough people leveling at any given time on the old server anyways.
>>534014592
August 15th, 17th for a fresh server

>>534014487
i hate that in turtle the best way to level is just to grind mobs in 1 spot with rested exp...
They make so much leveling content, but there's no point doing it

Bronzebeard classic releasing before turtle?

>>534014592
2weeks

>>534014710
why would you not just play the PVP server like someone with a normal amount of testosterone

>>534014791
No way in hell. Bronzebeard is buggy as hell.
>t. paid tester (cuck)
>>534014836
because more people PvP on the PvE server than the number of people on the PvP server in total

>>534014791
No, of course not. Are you retarded?

>>534014710
>>534014815
Thanks guys

poggie.....................uuuuu.........