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>>533965919>NewsAgent Record | Orphie Magnusson & "Magus"
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40210604
Agent Record | Seed
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40193008
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk
>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/Fp7tFxXMoRM (EN)
https://youtu.be/El0GKaGBNyc (JP)
https://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)
https://youtu.be/ftIfHp2h7eg (EN)
https://youtu.be/Oz3CTkv8AKo (JP)
>Upcoming Events for 2.1https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01
>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
YUZUHAGIFT
ALICEYUZUHA
>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-drawpile
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends
>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Sons of Calydon best faction
So does Orphie make Anby and Trigger a complete team
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The sheer amount of seething and butthurt Seed has caused makes me want to roll for her.
>>534002890There's no way Miyabi would still wear diapers at this age. With how obsessed she is with training I'm sure her parent would've gotten her potty trained by her second birthday.
if this game had real soul, Trigger would have the option to swap between her support as a stunner, and Physical after shock attacker like the upcoming two from obol
it is strange to me how they made her gameplay side change how her gun fires to shoot E shots
but her cutscene shots are actual kinetic rounds
>>534002923I love zzz animation
>>534003135Yeah, plus all three characters buff everyone else, highly synergistic team.
Fumbling the bag this hard on season 2 of character releases is a bit concerning. One terrible release after another. Yi Xuan is the only good new character and she brought a cancer addition permanently to all boss fights going forward. They can only bring it back if they end the season with Idols.
Fufu is useless, all of spook shack is terrible visually/thematicly, SEED is a massive rugpull just so they can pander to foot fags, Orphie? Lol, Lmao even. Fucking awful through and through. Allegedly they'll release that other John Monk Man from Yi Xuan's faction but I fucking hope not.
>>534003519i wish theyd let us have this camera mode all the time
>>534003602Why do you feel the need to stick around and beg for attention like a whiny bitch
I hope they don't release a single s-rank male all season to filter all the fujos Hugo brought in
>>534003753Ain't I supposed to? 4chan is for memes and shitposting. If I wanted serious discussion about gachas I'd go to a skid row.
>>534003602You never played it in the first place
>>534003997one thing is memeing and another thing is looking for attention like the little bitch u are, go kill urself faggot
Astra has the best legs in the game
>>534004214Kind of wild how she has a happy childhood and parents who love her and are still involved in her life today. Almost feels like she doesn't fit into the ZZZ setting.
Why do redditors beta faggots hate lolis so much? Ive never in my entire life seen a man successful with women hating on lolis.
Its always the virgins, troons or ugly females. Who gives a fuck? Its just fiction, not a big deal
>>534004541Didn't you usually post an avatar with this pasta? It's been a while so I don't remember
Can I get them before the banner gets replaced with alices?
>>533999442So the big problem I see here is that you're using the ether damage set and if you're not running 2 ether characters.
Then you gotta mak sure to run astral and jazz otherwise you're wasting attack multipliers
>>534004649yeah of course
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Soccer kick
What limited character (including future characters) should I M6? I'm looking to commit AND make Wuwajeets seethe.
CONVINCE ME TO ROLL YUZU BEFORE BANNER ENDS.
Skin discount will be going away...
>>534005531..after Alice's banner ends
>>534005393she is pretty cute and very helpful in anomaly teams.
>>534005393She's cute and anomaly characters are the best and she makes them even better. If you have Vivian parasol girls with on field anomaly unit is extremely good.
Miasma Fiend and Miasma Priest are not fun to optimize at all.
>>534005851Vivian is dogshit
You convinced me not to lose polychromos. Thank you
>>534005998You can use her in another team but if you dont like her dont force yourself just skip
>>534005851VIVIAN IS THE MOST DOGSHIT HOYO CHARACTER EVER MADE
TOP 3 WORST CHARACTER (UPDATED)
1 - DOGSHIT VIVIAN
2 - CYRENE
3 - PHAINON
WE HATE DOGSHIT VIVIAN HERE
SHIT CHARACTER
TOP 7 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD HATE DOGSHIT TOO
1 - DOGSHIT WRITING
2 - DOGSHIT DESIGN
3 - DOGSHIT GAMEPLAY
4 - DOGSHIT VOICE
5 - DOGSHIT FACTION
6 - DOGSHIT FANS
7 - DOGSHIT DOGSHIT
IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS MILLIONS OF HATERS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS JUST ONE HATER, THAT'S ME
IF DOGSHIT VIVIAN HAS NO HATERS, I'M NO LONGER HERE
IF THE WORLD IS NOT AGAINST DOGSHIT VIVIAN, I'M AGAINST THE WORLD.
I'm glad Vivian exists or I wouldn't be playing this game.
>>534006003Why are you pretending to be the original anon you retarded fag
p-p..please don't make her cry...
>>534005393Get her for Alice
>>534005998Then you can free Astra from anomaly teams and put her with teams that need her more
>>534005021Really just whoever you'd like. Although I can already see the idol outrage coming from outside communities. Smol bunny maybe once she starts getting marketing and the lewd art starts rolling out.
Everyone is so mean to me.
>>534006151Phainon is hot
>>534006165Vivian is a miracle of the universe loved by cute jap girls and mosquitos and hated by one mentally ill attention seeking anon
in a day and a half from now
>>534006625Those aren't mosquito bites.
I am going to Alice, tomorrow...
No chance to get Yuzuha.
Looks like soft pity is needed at least.
After 50/50 loss, 2nd in a row I believed in an early.
Positive side is that I can skip Alice now anyways.
bunny lovers... our time is almost here
I understand people not liking it, but I personally love seeing the other team members all fighting on the battlefield at the same time.
>>534006894Almost is still a pretty long time...
>>534006982SEED's Ultimate is the only thing praise worthy about what we've been given. Although any stupid double nigger that's like "WOAH I CANT WAIT FOR MY 3 ATK UNIT FACTION!" Needs a good hard glassing.
>>534007496Animations of her riding on the robot are pretty cool. Just a shame we don't actually get to play as the robot.
>>534006982You should play Endfield, then.
>>534005360I can get behind that.
I know it won't stay this way but it's really funny Seed's personal disc set isnt her best any more because they've fucked with her numbers so much.
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S. Anby is so good all you need is
>her wengine
>perfect drive discs
>Trigger
>Trigger's wengine
>90% crit rate on Trigger
>Orphie
>Orphie's wengine
>whatever stat Orphie needs maxed out
literally zero investment
I don't take beta testers seriously after they said Miyabi was going to suck and be off field support for Yanagi.
>>534008506That sounds like a lot. I rolled Yixuan and clear with a half built panda.
>>534008506it's not that bad
https://youtu.be/kBQnjxq8Fc8?si=91f9Hwfj-2DXuvkS
ITS UP
ITS UP
ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQnjxq8Fc8&ab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQnjxq8Fc8&ab
>>534009115>OJOU NPCSKYUUUUUUUUUUUTE
I HOPE ITS A PLAYABLE AREA
Do you think she'll go to tier 0 after Alice release?
we love vivian here, post sluttiest vivian cosplayer!
>>534008506>>her wengine>>perfect drive discs>>Trigger>>Trigger's wengine>>90% crit rate on Trigger
I actually have all this. Orphie was made for me specifically.
I'm building Pulchra and none of you can stop me
me on the left
(i'm a 6'5 aryan man btw)
>>534009115can wait to roll for alice ukinami!
>>534008506>her wengineHave it
>perfect drive discsHave them
>TriggerHave her
>Trigger's wengineDont have that
>90% crit rate on TriggerDont have that
>OrphieWill have that
>Orphie's wengineWont have that
>whatever stat Orphie needs maxed outliterally zero investment
Yeah God forbid you max out your character stats in a Hoyo game
Anyways I have all the things you listed and she still clears electric weak content just fine.
>>534009115>>534009194I love my dorky rabbit wife.
>>534009115>>534009194Highschool side event when?
>>534009115Love me some event story continuity
Who is after Alice? Seed or Orphie?
Genhin Alice>>>>ZZZ Alice and it isnt even close
>goofy ahhh silly ass teasers before OBOL tragedy.
Why are people pretending they care about this stupid looking dude and wanting him to be s-rank and having a meltdown over Seed taking his spot when his whole looks scream a-rank shitter
>>534008506I have all these minus SAnby.
>>534010124>SEED taking his spotnobody said this tranny.
>having a meltdownoh you mean like you right now, unprompted? kek
>>534009115>>534009194I was buckled in and ready for another 20 minutes of that. She's so cute...
>>534010124>taking his spot as S rankhe doesn't have one to begin with
>latest Twitter comments are already questioning Alice's age since she's in school from that teaser
it's over...
I had a sex dream with alice but got interrupted. I need to make it up to her and go all the way to the finish.
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>>534010124homosexuals and fujos started playing during Hugo's banner and think they can bully mihoyo into turning their waifu game into a game full of dudes by spamming menless zone zero all over social media and crying about Seed having her feet out. Hopefully /ourgirls/ will finally filter them all out.
>>534010593except hugo is a cool dude for men
alice did her a favor gaw damn
Thoughts on Jacqueline from class A?
>>534010683Hugo and Lighter are cool but they brought in the worst fans. Second only to bara furries. Luckily Ben is total shit and irrelevant so that didn't last long.
I know there's some old fuck otome niggas in here. Recommend me some oujosama VNs or anime. Preferably not full of gay men. Alice got me itching for some of that royal academy setting. Villainess shit works too.
>>534010593>If I respond to myself it'll look liek people agree with me!lmao
>>534010798>the worst fans are people who like male charaqcters and want to play as themlil zoomie would've DIED playing games in the 00's
>>534010798You're a faggot and so is Hugo. Hugo is such a a huge faggot he made Lycaon gay by proxy.
>>534010830Trails of Cold Steel
>>534010907what intense seething
Hugo would have been cool if they didn't pull the actually he's a good boy who didn't do nothing wrong and he didn't actually kill those people he just pretended shit
>>534011203Would've been much better for sure.
Alice's banner is going to kill the game
>>534010124Lighter and Harumasa had A rank shitter designs and still went S
>>534010124Mostly the same reason people are excited for Zhao and Yutane, and were disappointed with SEED turning into a typical anime waifu. Komano has a somewhat unusual design for a Hoyo playable male. They rarely make big buff dudes like that. That's all there is too it.
>>534011203>Hugo would have been cool if they didn't pull the actually he's a good boy who didn't do nothing wrong and he didn't actually kill those people he just pretended shitThe whole point of his character and what he says is, it didn't matter if his uncle really finished his father off. The point is, he went through with it and thought he did it, so the blood is on his hands. His uncle also couldn't have done it without his involvement. I think he says as much on the railing with Lycaon after his little introversion.
So he fully meant to kill his dad, tried to, and thought he succeeded. The thing is he was nearly dead anyway, and so his uncle only double tapped a man who was bleeding out.
>>534010830Ascendance of a Bookworm
In love with the Villainess
Next life as a Villainess
From Bureaucrat to Villainess
>>534010798probably some truth to this
>>534011345You retards say this everytime there's a new banner.
>>534011484It's also been true every time.
>>534010556could you please think about imaginary age number of that imaginary character? If number is too low then that's problematic and you are a pedo, mkay?
What IP should ZZZ collab with?
>>534011543>if I pretend something is true that means it isok
>>534011593When the fuck did she turn into Miyabi?
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I couldn't get Yanagi but now I can guarantee pull her.
>>534008506Sounds like the bare minimum you should be willing to do for your waifu. It wouldn't hurt to pull some extra copies of her and her w-engine either.
>>534011664Apparently, Overwatch.
>>534011664Street fighter
>>534011736fanta for every yanagi fan
>>534011781I want it to happen just so D. Va gets added to ZZZ and fat fujos and faggots get to cry about another cute girl in a mech.
How come none of the Western CCs have taken notice of the Jane/Alice unintended interaction
Was it all a ruse?
>>534011956D.Va was a /v/ icon.
>>534011664Wuwa we could be friends
>>534011949Too small. Everything is too small.
>>534011956Oh I bet D.Va will be a skin for Seed and that's the collab
>>534012079I've watched two alice videos in the last 24 hours that have mentioned it thoughbeitly
>>534012079Jstern has noticed it but he's too busy jerking it to Jufufu recently.
>>534011949shame they only look like this after several rounds of plastic surgery + filters
and even then they manage to just look like an anorexic plastic short version of the chara they're cosplaying as
>>534011664Fortnite, they were on a couple of surveys but we'd probably only get the cunning hares and Ellen.
In exchange we'd get these two probably.
>>534012360I only care about Goldship
>>534012360Oguri Cap s-rank physical attacker
>>534011925Cyberpunk's collab with guilty gear looks so fucking good.
cyberpunk is a cool genre and I've loved it since the 80s
>>534010830https://store.steampowered.com/app/452440/Flowers_Le_volume_sur_printemps/
>>534011664Nier but not a half assed one. An entire Yorha faction and event. Since the replicant characters aren't the colab whores it'll have to be Automata.
>2B S-Rank Attack.>A2 S-Rank Attack.>9S A-Rank Support.>Pod as a custom Bangboo.It would be maximum kino. Although just doing some funny outfits would probably be all we'd get. An Emil mask for Wise and Belle too of course.
>>534011925WuWa... won...
>>534011664Porno Unique character
Costumes for mibibi, trigger, Corm
>>534011664Dragon Ball Naruto or One Piece
>>534012583Two things I want to fuck in a single character
>>534011664HSR and Genshin shouldve happen ages ago
Real talk, why did 2.1 flop so hard?
>>534012709Why are we incapable of securing ANY collabs?
>>534012898I would m6 the hot grandma
>>534011664Fate Zero would be cool
>>5340129492.0 killed a lot of interest in the game.
>>534012949Side-plot shit
>>534012949Yuzuha's banner made more in one day than WuWa's last banner did in a month.
Guys. How do I find Trigger in the Summer event? She doesn't spawn
>>534013103bricked, delete account now
>>534013087>if we are just a little better than shit then it's okay
>>534012949>Homo pandering patchI sure fucking wonder why
>>534013308>if I pretend a game is dying everyday that means it's true
why are gacha cc's mostly black and seanegros?
How did doomposters cope when Yixuan's banner was super successful
>>5340129492.0 made me worry we were headed for another chinasop bonanza like i had to endure in honkshoo shart rail,
i do not care for hoyo chinawank, it is mediocre and tasteless and not kino at all
>>534009194Such a boring and bland character.
>>534013384>keep hyped for the next relaunch guys!
>>534013504>third relaunch with meta agent for a new mechanic >barely beat wuwa
>>534013541but enough about you
>>534013348How come the only black people in our game are robots? Where the fuck are the dark skinned agents?
>durrr woke woke wokeI WANNA JACK OFF TO THEIR DARK SKIN BRO
>>534013529Did you get over it in 2.1 when they quickly moved on and it turned out your fretting was literally over New Eridu Chinatown
>>534013594Still seething in /zzz/ because you refuse to move with /wuwa/ over to a different site eh?
>>534013103Does she no longer appear if you have finished the event? Fuck
>>534013696I was positively surprised at the variety of events, and it felt as though the quality went up, going back to a more western appeal and a beach episode in (not) hawaii was nice after 2.0.
I must wait for 2.2 to decide if they're going to rugpull me again, I won't be fooled into playing chinaslop a third time miHoyo
>>534013607We don't need to open the floodgates for those kinds of people to start playing ZZZ. Sacrificing cute brown anime girls is necessary.
>>534013707honestly it's hilarious the 4chan /wuwa/ general crawled to an image board that's ran by a ZZZ player.
lol
lmao
>>534011664Azur Lane
Brown Dust 2
Idolmaster
>>534013861Since launch ZZZ has followed a strict pattern of good patch/bad patch, so 2.2 is going to be bad and 2.3 is going to be good. This checks out since I cant imagine SEED being in a well written patch.
>>534013348Okay, but who would the collab characters? Shiroko is the face of Blue Archive. Mika is popular. Hoshino and Hina are generally pretty popular too.
>>534013793Sex with Shifu!
>>534011781We, yes WE, want the Alice Wonderland collab and the Cheshire Cat needs to be a slutty smug twink ether anomaly thiren
>>534013707/wuwa/ doesn't want them. They're accurately aware of these shitposters and want nothing to do with them.
need Yixuan's big not-china milkers in my face
>>534013983this has to happen regardless of whoever else gets picked
ive been to east asia, and they do not have big titites there, thats why they obsess over white women, we got big ole titties here
>>534013861You will keep playing even if 2.2 is bad
>>534013912>We can pander to feetfags but we cant put in a hot brown/black character because MUH TWITTERFAGS WILL ENJOY ITThen frankly the game deserves to flop behind Genshin and HSR.
>>534014270footfags won't start demanding every single thing in the game change for them and whining about how problematic everything is
>>534014381Twitterfags do that anyways and they dont play the game, I dont see what your point is.
>>534014220Asian women mogs white women
>>534014294>he doesn't know what outliers meanshello zoom zoom, if those titties were real, even before the photoshop they would need to be purchaed.
big tits in asia are one in a million its just genetics, theyre smaller more petite women
we in the west have milk-tanks
>>534014392You should kill yourself instead of worrying about what video game character you can project your mentally ill fetish onto
>>534004336Zhu Yuan has only been hurt by two people in her life: Bringer and the MC.
>>534014546Its so fucking bizarre they sidelined her for the Bringer confrontation while involving literally every other faction. What were they THINKING?!
>>534013348I'm down for this one. Give me sleepy Piper and Hoshino shenanigans. Especially if Piper gets Hoshino addicted to scratch tickets.
>>534014471Lol no.
East Asian female faces always look uncanny when cosplaying since they want to look white.
>>534014294Yes, more fat cosplayers
>>534007496Seed's ultimate is still kind of shitty because it turns out she's just riding on top of Seed Sr's head during it, whereas the visual effect and PoV would make you think she's piloting him like a mech.
>>534006982God her scooter is so fucking dumb
>>534014471white women hate this cold hard fact. however with the recent sydney sweeney controversy it seems like there's a fight to let white women be attractive again so good luck to them.
>>534014471>>534014648what are you talking about bro heres your 100% ethnically pure han chinese girl theyre all 10/10 with huge boobs
(without the filters, skin whiteining cream, and korean plastic surgery)
>>534010798>hating on benfaggot
Seed and Orphie was a mistake
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>>534014648It's the other way around, white women cosplayers that do asian plastic surgeries to look anime-like. Korea has the biggest plastic surgery industry because every hoe wants to look korean (and by extension, asian).
Seed most successful banner of all time
>>534010124I don't think I've seen anyone accuse Seed of taking Komano's place in any regard.
>>534014921Dont lump Orphie in with that abomination
https://files.catbox.moe/wrqn4x.mp4
>>534014980>Korea has the biggest plastic surgery industry because every hoe wants to look koreanIf you don't see the irony of this sentence there is no helping you.
>>534012962collabs are gay
>>534015169WTF LMAOOOOOOOO
How do they expect us to M6 the limited 5 stars if they keep releasing new ones?
>>534010124hes literally a jojo characters, thats cool as fuck and peak zzzcore
>>534015206youre getting ragebaited by some seadonkey, everybody knows about asian beauty standards being built around trying to look more white and (((civilized)))
even in south america they have unique slurs for the hispanics who are darker brown, kek
Does she have the best ass in all of gaming?
>>534015343>paying to make the game braindead stupid easy and unengagingI dont get it, its a single player game, who are you showing off to? At least in Genshin and Star Rail it makes sense since there are some multiplayer elements and in HSR you can use friends characters. But the only multiplayer in ZZZ is goofy minigame stuff.
>>534015689Evelyn has a better one.
>>534015689Nope that goes to Evelyn and Yixuan
>>534015703It's dedication to the character I like playing as.
>>534015754Does Evelyn's clap after every movement?
>>534015703Most people who spends money on gacha games are content shelling out hundreds or thousands of dollars every patch for jpegs or barely-animated 2d sprites in autobattlers. They don't want gameplay, they want to have their team win, and doing it more easily only justifies the money they spent in their minds.
>>534015689>>534015816white woman cheeks must taste and smell like gods nectar
>>534015816>>534015689if her hips were A LITTLE wider it would be perfect
>triggerwimps self-fagging
>>534015989Can't help it if we like ass
i hope seed + trigger + sanby is a good team, i raelly hate to see my sanby bricked if i dont roll orphie
>>534016138Sanby/Trigger/broken support named Astra is already a good team
Trigger ass is perfect. Not comically large like Evelyn, but not small enough to not be hot. But I think they exaggerated with the animation
>>534016196I disagree, her ass should be big enough to use a storage if the mission calls for it
>>534016138Just use Pulchra. All three of them were in the same patch for a reason.
>>534016138Seed is a direct upgrade over Sanby.
They don't synergize with each other.
>>534016186i will never roll for or use astra i do not like her design and forcing me to listen to ching chong music will make me uninstall
>>534016271how am i supposed to use both at the same time dont they overlap
>>534016318is that confirmed? i thought they buffed her support core again
I refuse to roll for _____
>>534016478Why don't you want them to overlap? they work well when they are both on the field attacking with SAnby
>>534016368I like Astra's song and her design despite her quest being total dogshit. But she is a crutch character and I have gotten worse since getting her despite getting better scores.
>>534016271I dont like Pulchra with Sanby, Sanby hogs too much field time for her to feel comfy. I prefer her with Yixuan and panda.
>>534015327>>534015526Scary movie 3 scene lel, making fun of brokeback mountain
>>534010683Manato is also a cool dude. I dont understand why the idiots here hate him so much
>>534017130Because they're terrified of the big strong man NTRing their waifu.
>>534017130It doesnt matter, gachafags are mentally ill and view virtual men as threats to their virtual women.
>>534017130I'd have to see the gameplay
>>534017294can Magus detach during sex? or is she just.... chilling while I plow the shit out of my demon wife?
>>534017130male characters are fine but all their fans are like this
>>534017270>>534017327which makes people negative about male characters
>>534016186this team doesnt even work dipshit
Damn, imagine listening to triggerkeks mental illness, could never me
>>534017563Their fans are correct
>>534017563theyre literally not wrong though. anons here were whining about kama being so close to yuzuha too. if you dont like men then dont roll, surely youre not going to like every female they release, just treat it as a female you dont like
>>534017580? I can clear electric stages at 20k with it, thats endgame.
https://youtu.be/UNSAxtjSDaI
>>534012767My son Joker is so cute here in this picture.
+ you missed Zappa being literally Billy
>>534017691>were whining about kamalol he's literally a pet
I've been playing since 1.0.
Pulchra swimsuit skin next summer?
>>534017506>demonIt's a half-dragon half-elf, retard.
>>534017972I started in 1.6 and I've still barely touched the endgame at all, there's just so much shit to do and so many limited events.
>>534017851hopefully never since mihoyo canāt into designing skins + yanagi is perfect as is but i wouldnāt mind a skin where she shows a but of cleavage
>>534017130imagine being a wise player, and you're proudly inserting yourself into his position and telling yourself "I am desirable and women want me."
Then every waking moment if your life is spent being reminded of how even fat americlaps mog your in height/income/desirability.
Then you log into your favorite anime casino game and they make your character be humilalted by gigachads INGAME too!
zzz multiplayer events like chess and bangboo fall guys made me realize gacha players are really really bad at games
>>534018340You forget most of us play this game on phones while commuting to work or taking a shit.
>>534013529I unironically look forward to chinawank in arknights every year
I don't know why hoyo is so shit at it
>>534007267Damian's NPC wife won't be playable
odds you don't need yuzuha wengine
evens what's fifty bucks
>>534018340Don't talk unless you earned this.
>>534010073>OBOL tragedy.Seed's reveal was quite a while back already
>>534018686Based Bangbro, we run this general
>>534016997thank you for explaining.
>>534018463i grew up watching hong kong films and spending a-lot of time around east asians in california and i love their food, they have some really cool stuff.
sometimes it feels like im being served state media rather than a coherent plot about china, like the exalist stuff is a total cop-out to avoid any negativity about local governments (even if it is corpo-capitalist tops) in any real critical way.
the best part of much of western media is that we criticize and make fun of our own cultures, and highlight the stuff we think makes us cool. i wish hoyo would do the same.
instead shifu is a mary sue who saves the day effortlessly every time and has no flaws and waifei is a utopia if not for those damn BAD ACTORS and CAPITALIST PIGS!
>>534018547I did need it though because I only have two kabooms and I need one on astra and one on Lucy
>>534019017I still cant believe that they just made the entire workers union manipulated by the Exaltists, I burst out laughing when they just sidestepped the entire issue to have us fight Resident Evil 6-tier throwaway villains. They've been around for ages and yet there are NO interesting Exaltist characters, no interesting developments, absolutely nothing. They dont even have a collection of cool villain designs or anything, its all NPCs. Its crazy how a minor villain like Twiggy felt more impactful than the apparent big bads of the series.
I've had incredible luck on wengines and gotten them for everyone I've pulled except Astra and I was seething very hard because I already used my free pull on Lyacon's and then I got it again.
>why the villain faction that is supposed to last for 5-6 more years at least is barely explored at year 1
>>534019193me on the right
>>534019210It felt like re-writes all around, we're hitting our second round of leaks for the nun and yet we've only gotten a glimpse since what, 1.6?
We should have encountered some Lieutenants by now to build up SOMETHING. LIke the Nun lady shows up to jebait us, or anything at minimum.
>>534019461This is cope
Damian will be a free s-rank on Zhao's banner. Believe it.
>>534018271Im not mentally ill so i dont self insert
>>5340192101.0 felt like it was setting up the hollow disasters as super-collider level experiment gone wrong.
2.0 feels like it's another le forced evolution plotline
SAVE US ETHEREAL GODS AND LET US ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTANCE
rather than a coherent story like "the nature of our system is flawed and we will use this power to re-make the structure of current systems, even if by force we can extract the knowledge to perfect a process to purify the hollows but it requires many sacrificies those with weaker will cannot make so we shall do it for them, for us."
nope instead it's le heckin creator refine me
>>534019461We're going to hit 2 years in and I doubt we'll have had a single good Exaltist character. Their entire deal seems to just be IM FUCKING CRAZY LOL so its not like they're interesting.
>>534019818I am completely convinced the Sacrifice plotline was originally different. The swerve into the Exaltists going after Miyabi's sword comes out of fucking nowhere.
>>534018340It's not so much that I'm bad at games, I just don't really give a fuck about multiplater gacha events so I just do the bare minimum to get the rewards.
>>534019017>if not for those damn BAD ACTORS and CAPITALIST PIGS!Well yeah, that's true to real life. Except bad actors are little to no problem and can swing the shovel as much as any capitalist on a strict diet could.
>>534019818>>534019896>rather than a coherent story like [headcanon]Exaltists were mentioned in the very first lore trailer. They were always a thing and its heavily hinted that hollows are a phenomenon that resulted from freak experiments
>>534019818nuance is illegal when you're in bed with the CCP, it pretty obviously frustrates these younger more globalized (Westernized) developers. They obviously consume a shit ton of western media based on the references this game has.
>>534020083care to share your Marxist theory with the class or are you just gonna drop retarded comments like this for ragebait
>>534019017>introduce Waifei as a place filled with desperately poor people who are kept there in part because the resident TOPS company withholds their medical treatment to force them into compliance>this situation is never addressed at the end and Damian just tells us they got basic compensation for the emergency corruption that transpiredThank goodness we killed that cultist doctor so the town is at peace!
>>534020140>MUH LORE TRAILERThey introduced the faction so poorly that your sibling just brings up the name Exaltist in a random conversation and they pretend like you have heard about them. Trailers dont fucking matter, put that presentation INTO THE VIDEO GAME
>>534020140thank you for defending the billion dollar casino game company, +5 social credits to you prease rook forward to more
>>534020283A Marxist usually applies the thought of Marx, dork. Ragebait? If you're a capitalist perhaps.
I think the rebel soldiers are a more interesting enemy faction than the exaltists. Mostly because the plot point of why exactly they're rebelling feels like it's hanging in the air.
>>534020404>pretend like you have heard about themReminder that Belle and Wise are their own people. They are not you and Yes they have heard about them before.
>>534020537>complete nonsense pretending his critique of capitalism wasn't purely from a wumao tiktok brainrot propaganda midwit intrepretation of the way the planet worksragebait it is little brother, douyin is that way if you wana wave the red flag
>>534020140Do you seriously expect zoomers to be able to read or watch videos?
>>534020461Billion dollar company doesnt know what to do with them after the TV mode being scrapped. Instead we'll just write every patch to have Wise/Belle wander into a hollow, be put in danger and be saved by the fotm agent.
>>534020539We know why. Soldiers are used and tossed aside by the government. That's why Vulture and others want revenge.
my favorite part of 2.0 was when shifu ate a whole towns worth of miasma and just re-aligned her meridians, drank some ginger root tea and slept it off
>>534020679>Do you seriously expect zoomers to be able to read or watch videos?the last people who dont watch youtube are zoomers. nta but i myself just knew the first trailer from here
>>534020539They really dont seem interested in talking about New Eridu's government at all despite us working for the Mayor.
>>534020548NTA but if they were going to make the Exaltists out as some kind of terrorist group everyone knows about, they should have done it in a news broadcast cinematic or something.
"In recent news, another series of arrests have been made over last month's theater bombing. The suspects are believed to be associated with the so-called Exaltists, a religious organization believed to be involved in other recent.."
Some shit like that. Seriously, it's not hard to have the siblings wake up at the start of a new character from having dozed off in front of the telly.
>>534020664You have issues that seemingly go beyond that of anything that could be meaningfully discussed with anonymous individuals, better go see a shrink. How you managed to extract all that made-up shit from a joke that translates into "anyone can swing a shovel" is awesome, bro.
>>534020747Well that's a more interesting and relatable motivation than whatever forced evolution bullshit the Exaltists are almost certainly into.
>>534020974>seek therapy was your response unironicallyyou lost tranny
in china they would beat you in the streets for being you
>>534020915Exaltists have been around for hundreds of years. Miyabi's ancestor fought them. There's no need to explain why the proxies know about them because everyone knows about them.
>>534020915THEY USED TO DO THAT SHIT WITH THE TV BROADCASTS, I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
Like its fucking CRAZY to me that a stylish, gorgeous game like ZZZ doesnt have some fucking awesomely presented villains. Genshin and HSR pulled it off, why the fuck cant we? Who the fuck cares about Sarah at this point, she hasn't done ANYTHING!
>>534020809I'd have been more accepting of it if we had to disable all the rampaging citizens manually so she could fix them one by one.
>>534020809Should have been the entire temple (with us helping too, why not) helping her endure the strain. It would have been a good character moment to have the students using her training to assist her instead of letting her suffer alone.
>>534020915I was hoping they'd use the Interknot more for stuff llke that but it feles completely abandoned,
Could have stuck tons of lore drops in patches in the form of inter-knot shitposts like they did in 1.0
>Hey did you guys see [blurry image of big tiddy nun] she sucked me dry and then turned my penis into an ethereal!
The exaltists were set up though. Do you just not remember Sarah, Bringer, or the Vision executive? The lower echelons are significantly more fanatical and insane than first presented, but they were set up since the begining this is just the first big reveal we're getting of them.
The cult was, very much hidden at the begining of the game but once Bringer broke their cover they started to get crazier While it's not the best writing out there we also haven't seen enough of the other players to know where it's going. We have only 2 of the exaltist leadership known at the moment and what they intend to do is still not completely known outside of wanting to refine themselves to be close to "god"
>>534021709I'm kinda curious to find out where they're going with the whole "Mevorakh does not condone human experiments", feels weird trying to dindufy that thing out of all characters.
>those school uniforms
So does this mean Lilac goes to Celestia? I thought she had male classmates though.
>>534021897breed the rabbit
>>534022057Why you think she is lil
>>534022057Cram school classmates, not regular school.
>>534021709Bringer might be the worst written character in the entire game, I dont know if I'd bring him up as good set up.
>>534019658I refuse to believe this guy is Damian
>>534021709People are complaining not just because they're badly written but because the name "Exaltist" came out of nowhere completely unnaturally. We dont ever have a good confrontation with them, we barely had a conversation with Bringer and it was lame as fuck. Its just a bizarre way to handle a major enemy faction.
>>534022283He was pretty well written at the start, and him being on top of his game with his other pieces made him an insane force against the proxies. It's only once HAND realizes they can trust the proxies and back down from making the insanely retarded decision to fight Anby and Billy that the gears start moving in their favor. Once he's caught and Miyabi breaks out he goes full crashout and there's not much else he could've done at that point.
>>534022420I liked it, but I do agree there should've been more set up directly with us. I think the implication is the poxies knew about the exaltists beforehand being they were with whitestar and the Eridu alumni. It would help if we got some backstory fragments now or maybe during the Zhao chapter.
I know they were mentioned in passing on the radio towards the begining and in some exerpts or snippets of dialogue but it was so scant I can't rightly call it proper set up.
IT feels like there was a whole chapter of set up they cut out.
>>534013437cc's reflect the demographics of the community. Most people shitting up this general are also brown
>>534003596is this AI?
why does it look so uncanny?
>>534021091While I do agree to some points your complaint about Sarah doesn't feel right specially if you mention hsr
No bad guy in hsr has ever done anything at all aswell
>>534023153I would fucking kill for a ZZZ antagonist as good as Lygus or Sunday. We have villains that are bad by Resident Evil standards.
my wife's girlfriend is cute!
>>534011664Powerpuff Gurls
rat>alice
i want my blue eyed tall aryan rat woman sorry alice-chan
>>534023078shes got a ton of make up on and the video probably has some weird filter that distorts her face and body proportions.
Disgusting smelly rrat pussy
>>534023451white woman pussy smells like strawberries and good genetics
>only symmetrical people allowed to be her friends
>>534023529hey uncle ruckus
>>534023529Have you ever licked the tip of a battery? It tastes like that.
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>>534023630Left girl's ribbon isn't symmetrical
>>534023287>SundayDude... holy shit. I'd assume the other one is also a complete disaster.
The last good Villain Hoyo had was Otto in Hi3rd.
i think we've had enough hags, all future agents should either be gigachads or look like this
>>534023630It's over my dick isn't symmertrical...
>>534023630wish we had characters with these kind of eye-covering bangs
>>534022416It looks exactly like him except he got his ears pierced.
>>534023948I have nothing against loli but not my type
>>534023976there is one coming, we don't have a name or an id she was literally in a few frames of that office video they did recently. A green agent with a hula hoop.
>>534012962at this rate we're getting fucking Persona 5 as a collab
>>534023947I'm not implying Sunday is a particularly amazing villain. I'm saying its embarrassing that Sunday effortlessly clears every single ZZZ villain, because we have NO GOOD VILLAINS despite being a stylish as hell game.
Lygus, however, is a genuinely good villain. We'd be blessed to have someone like him in the game.
>>534024215>ZZZ team modeling Makoto's fat ass jigglebased
>>534024215I don't want any in-game collabs
>>534023630considering she wanted to make friends with lucy, its more like Alice wants to make her friends symmetrical and probably fronts every bill if she can
>>534024007That could easily mean that it's his twin brother by anime standards.
>>534024613>American heavy metal Biker skin for Aliceneed it, just like I want one for my fufuers
>>534011664Touhou Project
I want to see Lucy being a delinquent at fancy girl's school before she dropped out
1 day before her banner I doubt things are going to change again.
What is the verdict about Alice?
Is she worth it for a M0W1 Janefag?
Would she work with Janes signature and if not, are the alternatives the usual anomaly ones like Weeping Gemini?
I have all of her favorite team members, but with OBOL coming up I can at best go for one coinflip and will not be able to get her own signature.
>>534024614It could but Damian is obviously getting a full face turn after the end of 2.1 where they made it clear he's not just some shitty TOPS guy
>>534020697Good morning Romania HRT ritual poster!!! Are you going to relax all day and name home made pizza again!!!
Also r u pulling on Alice????
>>534024995Save for OBOL.
If the physical dynasty team is still going strong by the time Alice reruns, then you can consider it.
Can't wait to get more le emo sob story like triggers then we flop again
The months ahead of us will be dark, but remember the light shining at the end of the tunnel.
>>534025927something something AGP
>>534025678>Can't wait to get more le emo sob storyThis but unironically. You've already have like three months of fun upbeat characters.
>>534025927can we get a webm of her having to brush by belle and getting stuck on her surprisingly big titties.
>>534015894fucking hate that such a perfect ass design is wasted due to a dumb eye mask.
How do I stop dooming and glooming about ZZZ?
I really love the game but I can't see it getting good ever again after the OBOL fiasco.
>>534026323Stop posting here is step one of not being a whiny bitch anymore
>>534026323Stop wacking off and/or learn to make something with your favorite character
>>534026037...with le sad past. How daring.
>>534026323Go out for a walk and never come back here.
>>534026323Remember idols !
99% of interesting characters have a sad past
>>534026493considering the setting it makes sense that the majority of characters have a sad past.
life in the eastern hemisphere is only suffering, write what you know.
>>534026323Play HSR and see how the status quo could be much much worse. Also thank them for funding our game.
>>534026906Nah everyone in the world that's been completely destroyed and overrun by monsters except a couple cities should be super up beat and happy go lucky at all times
I'm gonna buy monochrome to roll for Seed and her wengine because I've been so entertained by all the crying over her.
>>534026590When everyone has a sad past then no one has a sad past
>>534026781If it's so common then they can just shrug it off, no need to force drama out of every single person like it's some kind of suffering olympics.
>>534027004pardon me sir i was being racist not commenting on the narrative genuinely
>>534020915Holy shit are you fucking braindead. The point is that they havent done shit since the fall of the old capital so theres no news. They once did shit but have been in hiding since up till recently where theyre back to doing shit openly. Likely because theyve perfected or at least close to perfecting their refine me serum
>>534021091>>534021340They update interknot constantly. Literally Every Single Patch they've added shit to interknot
>>534027170No it just means everyone has a sad past
>>534003582Same talking points as Saintfag
>>534027332My post was about the TV broadcasts, can you read
>>534027332>The point is that they havent done shit since the fall of the old capital so theres no news.Wouldn't hurt to have a newscast or two talking about how they're suddenly active again, particularly since the player doesn't get a whole lot of background on them that presumably people in-setting would know.
>>534027184Characters literally do shrug it off and have moved on like Anby, Astra, and Yuzuha. It sounds like you're just complaining for the sake of complaining.
Endfield canāt come soon enough
my anomaly agents are miyabi yanagi and burnice. would you guys get yuzuha in my position? or save for the idol girls?
>>534024968I wanna see that time Lucy beat the fuck out of Jaqueline with a baseball bat get animated.
>>534027567Yeah so you can finally leave the thread
>>534027567I lost all interest in Endfield when I saw their shitty environmental design. Even WuWa did better in that department.
>>534027558Nobody hates the Fuf.
>>534027603Yeah I'd pull for her. I think it's going to be a mistake not to pull for any s-rank support agents.
>>534025234Yeah I'm going to do nothing again!
And yes, I'm pulling Alice. I mean I've said this for weeks now!!! I'm waiting for her!!!
>>534027567Didn't Endfield's gameplay quirk get the ZZZ's TV mode treatment before the game even released to turn it into another mediocre genshin clone?
>>534028043just dropped another hundred on monochrome bencause of this post. gonna m6w5 Seed.
>>534027560He's rightfully complaining about every fucking story being the same how can you not see a problem with this? It doesn't matter if it's good or not when you, the reader, stop giving a shit after they pull the same shit the fifteenth time.
>>534028142You won't do shit bitch
>>534028142Yuzuha banner numbers says thank you for your service
>>534027560>anbysilver squad
>astrale people
>yuzuhachild experiment
>>534028142>spending money to boost Yuzuha's numbersThank you.
>>534028239And they've all moved on from those things
>>534027750So what chef YYZ going to cook up today??? Surely u will make a delicious meal since you have lots of free time!!!
Also go finish the summer event in zzz!!!!
>>534027184>>534028170I don't get it, why play then if you know most agents will have suffering in their backstory. We're effectively playing in a war torn post apocalypse world. How characters deal with their trauma is drastically different between them.
We have characters like Anby running away from trauma, orphans like Ellen where they simply try to live normal lives, Billy who completely disassociates from his past , and ones like Yuzuha and Horomasa who were science experiments bettering themselves.
Do you want an agent who is just perfect and without any trauma? Ben's like the only one like that and he's only endearing because of the juxtaposition.
>>534027567Endfield literally looks like a fake game that you would see a character on a TV show playing. I can't see how it turns out good. This is from someone who loved Arknights and doesn't have any gay bias for gachas.
>>534028170>every fucking story being the sameall those characters back stories are different the only thing that they have in common is that they're sad.
>>534028543>who is just perfect and without any traumahe just wants a story without pitybaiting, you stupid nigger. there's a midde ground between mary sue and drama queens
>>534028543this game needs more american women
>>534028543>Ben's like the only one like thatZhu Yuan too.
>>534028543>Do you want an agent who is just perfect and without any trauma?That's Zhu Yuan. The only trauma she has is from her dumb boss being an Exaltist and her friends turning out to be illegal, criminal proxies.
Yes, this is why uma musume is good, no cringe backstory and just pure cultivation from running harder
>>534028783>pity baitingThat's called conflict you subhuman mutt.
>middlegroundThere's already plenty of that, not that you can see it with a room temp IQ.
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>>534027423>>534027538Interknot has Always been the games main way of revealing background information. Its safe to assume that the proxies check interknot and are aware of a lot of this shit already. Having a "tv broadcast" is stupid and redundant but clearly the devs already seem to expect too much from the playerbase if they already struggle with reading information thats directly presented to you
>>534028783The only drama queen here is you having a meltdown over characters having depressing backstories.
imagine defending the story in a gacha game
just get better tatse idiot gremlim underage babies
>>534028935>playerbase if they already struggle with reading information thats directly presented to youwhy do you think atlus has characters tell you things over and over. people that play video games are retards.
>>534028935>heh, you want tv broadcasts like chapter 0, chapter 1, chapter 2 and chapter 3? The good chapters? You're stupid!Fucking kill yourself dude
>>534029030I don't know man it sounds like you're shitting yourself in anger people didn't agree with your moronic takes.
imagine reading stories in gacha games
>>534029103 a tv broadcast adds nothing, it is functionally the same as interknot posts except someone is reading it out to you
>>534028868>he ignored King Halo's sad backstory with her shitty parentsyou don't deserve a horse waifu.
Is Alice underage or not?? x is very concerned
>>534029302The interknot update you posted adds nothing. All the TV broadcasts have either introduced characters, showcased character dynamics or introduced relevant plot infromation. But you can't read, so why am I telling you this? Thank God you will never pass on your genes.
>>534029302>reading is the same as interactive gameplay with story beats mixed inretard-kun...
>TVniggers still cant get over it
literal autism
>>534029356Every character in this game is underaged unless stated otherwise, yeah, even Yanagi and Jane.
>>534029356she's 17 years 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds old you sick fuck
>>534029412>showing a cutscene featuring a tv means you want tv mode to come backESL hours huh
>>534029030>too much of a pussy to even reply to anyone directly>has never read any literary classics or watched anything besides NTR pornsure smells like numale pissbaby in here, maybe you should quit stinkin up the place hun.
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>>534029432Wtf even Rina???
>>534029516ESPECIALLY Rina
>>534029302Yeah let's remove all voicelines since they add nothing.
>>534029490>literary classics huh??>"numale pissbaby">"hun"1/10 got me to respond
kys
>>534029490I like ZZZ a lot but the story is incredibly inconsistent and frankly not very good. Most of the time it feels like an anime filler season where you're just waiting for something interesting to happen.
>>534029456But 16 is legal in my state!?
I just looked up Endfield and that's literally just WuWa
>>534029658I thought Endfield was Xenoblade but good??
>Hates Hoyo games
>Recommends copies of Hoyo games
i wanted them to copy gta more for endfield, it looks kinda generic right now that driving looked like a 1.99$ mobile game from 2009
>>534016257Didn't pull for trigger bur goddamn all the Ass art made me a fan
>>534029658Don't you mean NTE?
>>534029356Alice, Komano, Yuzuha and Ellen are all in high school.
>>534029757>Hoyo made their brand copying Japanese games genshin 1.0 was just BoTW down to the stamina wheel and climbing >Hoyo slurpers now smugly calling other chinese copy-cats, copy-catsoh my irony xister
>>533940607>>533944497>>533932660Actually found it. This time I'm sure. I remember that detailed seam going down the middle of the pants.
>>534028470The fact that i know about it means that they told us about their tragic past to some capacity except i don't want to hear and being forced to feel sympathetic about it.
Good example is how ellen casually said lycaon and rina substituted on parents' day without overexplaining like how her real parents got mauled by hollow or something, her promotion materials also don't include any depressing stuff, it's literally her daily life.
>>534002438 (OP)how bad is alice without yuzuha?
>>534029953nintendo is deep in their own ass and their games are much a low effort that GI looks like a masterpiece compared to them. have you seen the latest zelda?
>>534030078She's okay, same as an Anomaly Agent without Yuzuha.
>>534029952Corin is younger than Ellen and Lucy is a dropout from Alice's school
>>534029953BotW wishes it was Genshin
>>534030109man, i keep sending my posts without checking them, fuck
>>534030010>The fact that i know about it means that they told us about their tragic past to some capacity except i don't want to hear and being forced to feel sympathetic about it.>forced to be sympathetic towards itThis is "it insists upon itself" levels of pretentiousness.
>Good example is how ellen casually said lycaon and rina substituted on parents' day without overexplaining like how her real parents got mauled by hollow or something, her promotion materials also don't include any depressing stuff, it's literally her daily life.Because in this instance that is the point. You have overly dramaitc character arcs like Hugo and Anby, subtle slice of life stuff with Ellen and even Seth, then you have wackier fun stuff with Grace or Ben. There's dozens of agents in the game, you're gonna get some drama.
>>534029953everyone has always been copying from everyone else, especially in video games, get over it
>>534030258>Sethare we ever gonna see his brother or is Seth dead because chinese fags had such giant fit over Jane's special episode
>>534029358>TV broadcasts have either introduced characters, showcased character dynamics or introduced relevant plot infromation.It only introduces information thats already well known to the public. The exaltists were in hiding until recently. There is 0 reason for a tv broadcast to introduce them or even mention them when they did nothing
>>534029370>>534029584Thats not what im trying to say dipshit. Up until the Weifei incident, there was no public information on the exaltists to report. At most it would talk about who they were in the past if they even had a reason to ever bring them up. An interknot post gets the same idea across and thats what theyve been doing
>>534030357We definitely will see his brother. If he's not sacrificed then he'll be an S rank for sure. ZZZ is good about setting up future agents like this.
>>534030010ZZZ is not forced, you want forced feels look at TLOU2 where the faggot Niel has you kill a vicious attack dog and it's shithead owner then hits you with a flashback of them playing fetch right after as if you're meant to care. This game at least has some buildup and payoff.
>>534030364>It only introduces information thats already well known to the public.Its funny that you accuse other people of not being able to read because you are forgetting (or lying) about how tv broadcasts in the earlier chapters were used to give information to the player in a diagetic fashion (you might want to look up what that word means).
>>534030525>he'll be an S rank for sure.he sounds like an antagonist since he sounds like a huge asshole everytime he's talked about
>>534030189lol fuck off dawei
zzz story in a nutshell
>shill character
>my mom, sister, father, friends are dead
>REEEEEEE I WILL ERADICATE ALL EVIL, some years later and become the hero
>Oh, you are phaton? Here's a carrot and I will lead you out of the hollows
>rinse and repeat for the next patch.
>>534030710This story discussion really buck broke you huh honey lol
>people want less cutscenes in ZZZ
I cant believe what I'm reading lmao
>>534029953>Breath of the Wild invented open world gamesTendie spotted
Its insane that 2.1 last for seven weeks
>>534030754Nope, I broke trigger's sad ass
>>534030364>Thats not what im trying to say dipshit.>>534029302>it is functionally the same as interknot posts except someone is reading it out to you
>>534030710>REEEEEEE I WILL ERADICATE ALL EVILI can't take any character that says those words seriously anymore
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it's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQnjxq8Fc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQnjxq8Fc8
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/zzz/ in a nutshell
>character is announced
>meltdown
>REEEEEEE I won't pull
>pulls
>rinse and repeat for the next patch
>alice is yet another character with sadslop bullied orphan story
awesome
>>534029302A cutscene adds nothing, it is functionally the same as white text on a black background except someone is reading it out to you.
>>534030772There's people glad that they have black screen white text instead of TV mode, not even asking for more comic stripes.
>>534030803It's based because I need time to save for Orphie.
>>534029967PAWG + Skin-tight latex is my fetish, I miss the 2000's....
>>534030942Easier to skip black screens than skip comics or TV mode.
>>534030298thanks for agreeing with my point
>>534030784retard
>>534030958>he says, posting Hatsune Miku
>>534030078Piper sidegrade
Calm down bros, xhe likes sad story because xhe had a hard life lmao!
>>534030364>Up untill Waifei there was no information on exalistsjesus christ you don't even play the game
>>534030258>it insists upon itselfThere wasn't any option to tell them you don't care or have them look for another proxy, it is forced.
>>534030525>he played TLOU2Get a load of this dumbass
>>534030364Did you mash through the police investigation of Bringer's shit
>>534031076japanese are honoary aryans
>>534030847it's very hard to take eopigs seriously too
>>534030942>black screen than TV modeThis is true though. TV mode was a blemish.
If devs couldn't crunch funny interactions like those 2.1 ventilation I'd rather they just leave it black screen instead of putting more dev time into TV mode that nobody likes
alice is so unbelievably cute oh my god...!
Hey, i know that we are here for fun or for the job, but let me tell you about my dead parents, bro. It was awful! can you even imagine how awful i feel?
>Zhu
>normal happy background
>is now forgotten
wyell..
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>>534031425cute aggression with alice
>>534031428Pretty sure HSR has its own thread. Why post that here.
Remember that time we all thought Yuzuha and Alice were awful characters with terrible designs? What was that all about?
>>534031462Her role model ended up as an ether monster and traitor.
>>534031462>trigger + sanby>sad background>is now forgottenNyooo
>>534031547even HSR is not so hard into pitybaiting
>>534031621>there's absolutely no respect or care for brown tranniesDoes he really think people respect white troons?
>>534031816There's at least a chaser market for white and asian troons.
So the new vid basically confirms Alice is a lesbian?
Do we love Vivian in here?
>even HSR is not so hard into pitybaiting
what does he mean by this
>>534032059we hate vivian and trigger
>>534031816This might surprise you but some people have convinced themselves mentally ill people online are to be taken seriously and reddit updoots are rael
>>534031858Blacks and spics are some of the trooniest, fruitiest motherfuckers.
Go watch Tangerine it will boost your self esteem
>>534032036Yes. Penis + Vagina is not symmetrical. Vagina + Vagina is. This was Always the case
>>534031816Yes? Everyone respects them except this hateful shithole. Trans rights are human rights.
>>534031570They came out and people liked them so they moved on to crying about Seed and Orphie
>>534031816There is a porn industry build around them so there is demand.
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Himeko's sacrifice is memorable because it was the only one.
If every patch forward a new valkyrie sacrificed herself to save the day, Himeko's would have been cheapened and forgotten.
The forced sobbing in 80% of agents' stories has not only become cheap, but almost obscene.
Literally as bad as (You) pandering.
>>534032059Everyone loves Vivian except that one attention seeking anon
>>534032110
>>534032182Dicks are usually very symmetrical actually, balls not so much. But you wouldn't know since you cut off yours at a young age.
>>534031570This happens every time. Funnily enough. Vivian and Trigger were generally well liked designs and theyre the only ones with a resident schizo that hates them
>>534032182missionary is symmetrical, scissoring isn't
>>534031570I still think Yuzuha is bad.
>>534032292NTA but I also fucking hate Viviane. I'm just not vocal about it.
>>534032292>attention seekingfalse, those are triggerkeks always seeking validation thread by thread. Tranny behavior if you ask me
>>534031570The only designs in this game that are bad are Yanagi and SEED.
>>534032227>>534031858How the fuck are porn and degradation fetishes by closeted homos somehow equaled to "care and respect"?
Am I falling for b8?
>>534031570NPC tier character design and boring personalities.
Will get the Jane treatment in future patches.
>>534032427a triangle into a convex shape makes a symmetrical line idiot
triangles can be symmetrical
>>534032274>kiana is ackually a clone and her parents died>mei once tried to commit suicide but got saved by kiana>bronya almost died but got saved by seele>fu hua almost died but got saved kiana
>>534032296>already seething
>>534031570I still think Yuzuha looks boring and fucking stupid compared to her original concept.
>>534032520Clones don't have parents.
>>534032543People here who hate women wont like this...
>>534032435your being baited by seadonkeys for a reaction, nobody actually likes troons except extreme fetishists
>>534032562>HURRR DURR CAN YOU TWLL IM A DELINQUEENT HUURRR DURR IM BAD GIRL BECAYSE I WEAR BAD GIRL HAT DURRHer actual design is great and depicts what an actual person would wear, not a caricature
>>534032664NTA but holy fuck you are tasteless
>>534032427Just turn your pic 90Ā° retardbro.
You're basically saying human faces can't be symmetrical (the example in her video) because mouths and eyes don't look the same.
>>534032562Agree, new design looks like trash
>>534032664>what an actual person would wearI'm playing ZZZ not some random AAA western walking simulator slop trying to depict "actual people (Forma de Creatura)"
I want stylish shit
>>534032664Holy shit taste.
>>534032689go back to wuwa if you want generic garbage
>>534032036Why would you think that
>>534026294Haven't seen one of you shit taste mask hating retards in a while.
>>534032664>not a caricatureWoah, it's almost as if it's a video game where characters are supposed to follow memorable archetypes
You're not upset about wolf battle butler or the bousouzoku construction worker ?
>>534032783better design than 90% of ZZZ characters
>>534032664I think you should kill yourself anon, the council has spoken
>>534032783Better design than any 2.x character
>>534032783>Chisa_Card (1).jpgRetarded when it comes to fashion AND computers.
>>534032774Her new design is infinitely more stylish than black sailor uniform and bancho hat thats been depicted a million +1 times
>>534032664>full 80s deliquent outfit vs le heckin pink sweatergenuinely shit taste kys, her remodel is 100% some upper management who didn't want them to lean into komano and her being delinquent types
>>534032543A car is symmetrical, but not from that perspective actually.
Also the married people should be unique engine gears, not wheels. Cars have 4 wheels, not two.
>>534032783Generic JK outfit is much better than "depicts what an actual person would wear"
>>534031367I am sorry for knowing 3 more languages than you anon
>>534032921>thats been depicted a million +1 timesNot in the last 10 years bro...
Certainly not in popular games...
Not sure what alternate reality you're from but I want to live there too...
>old yuzuha
>80s delinquent outfit
What the actual fuck
I forgot /zzz/ is Gen A central
>>534032562I'm guessing the redesign happened so that there wouldn't be such a stark difference between Alice and other members of the Spook Shack?
Except that they now don't have an identity except for "the Mystery Machine"
>>534032953>>534033006>i saw it in my animus so it must be good thank fuck none of you idiots will ever be in charge of any kind of designing
>>534031252>There wasn't any option to tell them you don't care or have them look for another proxy, it is forced.That's not how a story works.
>he played TLOU2Understanding what you're criticizing helps you to avoid being an NPC. I opted to watch chunks of it and it was so abhorent I couldn't get through it.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT PUT THE GIRL IN A COOL JACKET AND HAT, SHE NEEDS A BORINGASS PINK SWEATER TO BE UNIQUE
For such a stylish game, this is general has some tasteless posters.
Is it worth pulling on reruns if none of the new characters in 2.x interest me or should I just save for a year
>>534033113HSR might vibe more with your taste bro
Unironically
>>534033104thank god you wont extend your genetic lineage any further, your parents got really unlucky when they had you.
>>534032664>>534032783>>534032921>>534033104It must suck to realize nobody is on your side
>>534032664She's into pranks and spooky shit, hence she would dress like this. Did you really never see goth kids or hipster kids at your school.
>>534033113except it is stylish. an actual delinquent girl wont care to wear her actual uniform. the swrater says a lot mroe about her than that shitty sailor uniform ever could
>NOOO PUT A VISOR THEN CALL HER BLIND
Triggerkeks everyone
>>534033224>muh japanese JK should dress like my MUTTSHoly kek you're just like niggas
>>534032664>depicts what an actual person would wearIve seen much more retarded clothing IRL than i ever have from hoyo
and thats not why people play games
>>534033250>the swrater says a lot mroeCalm down fatty
>>534033250>"it is stylish">says the obese NEET in a tapout shirt and swewatpants
>>534033098Honestly the "black and white" / "rich and poor" / "brash and soft-spoken" dichotomy between Alice and Yuzuha made more sense when their outfits had opposite color schemes
>>534033350>Yuzuha>poorlmao of course he doesn't play the game
an oversized sweater fits her personality way more though?
>>534033302lol
SEAmonkey guttertrash would think that.
>>534033250You are truly retarded. Wearing the uniform inappropriately was the whole point.
>>534033224>Did you really never see goth kids or hipster kids at your schoolAnd guess what people arent defines by how they dress. There are just as many goth and hipster people who dont dress that way. She likes cute things just as much as she likes pranks, being a delinquent makes 0 sense for her because shes going to school by her own choice. the outfit is fucking stupid
I have a healthy sex life (this makes me cooler than most of this general) and I think Yuzuha's old outfit looks cooler. It would play off Alice more too since they would look so drastically different.
>>534033098They redesigned her because she was similar to Nicole
>>534033448>And guess what people arent defines by how they dressThey are in a big way. The fact you don't know this says a lot about you as a person, and your lack of understanding of basic character design.
>>534033446The uniform for what school? What school does she go to that requires uniform? Manato goes to the same place but hes Never seen in uniform. What sense does it make for Yuzuha to be in it
>all the people in this thread who don't know about sukeban or delinquents
fucking tourists
>>534033437lmao can't argue baby boy
those nigga sensibilities sure do stick on you ain't they
Having sex is not a personality chud
>>534033409She's certainly not the aristocratic heiress of an old, noble familial dynasty
>>534032562Nah the original design is lame + she would be too similar with Manato
>>534033578It is on this site, newfag.
You guys are arguing about an outfit that 90% of you dont even have equipped, since I know you're tasteless gooners who swiped for her swimsuit.
>>534033556>Yuzuha>sukeban delinquentFaggot doesn't play the game KEK
Damn playing FGO summer event really exposes it for the png slop that it is.
I'm too spoiled by Hoyo games. I want 3d models not; png slop
>>534033448yea I too think all the characters should wear t-shirts and blue jeans to be more realistic with how actual people dress
I've noticed that the shitposting and general abrasiveness of garbage tier posters spikes always around this time. What timezone is this since it's not the Americas doing this.
>>534033663keep making shit up retard
>>534033581She's a daughter of a guy selling handcrafted wares from rare ores who lives on the better side of the peninsula
Who the fuck is gonna be poor with their parents selling designer's clothes
Manato is poor. Yuzuha is not. Play the fucking game.
>it's that time of the night where the seadonkeys get in arguments about the anime game having japanese anime tropes and influences
>>534033747Shes not a delinquent dipshit. She just likes pranks. She doesnt skip school, doesnt commit crimes and stays within the rules. In fact she tries hard to use pranks as a way to teach people lessons about responsibilities and empathy. She even goes to school Voluntarily
>>534033747Fagbro, Yuzuha speaks like your typical shitposting JK of 2025
Get your shitass AI and learn Japanese instead of shitposting here
>>534033719As a burger it's crazy to see how we infected the planet with jeans.
>yuzuha's main trait is that she's playful
>this means she should be dressed in an all black thug outfit
makes sense to me to be honest
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>>534033635I do not buy commer outfits in any game
However if Hoyo releases her original design I'll unironically buy a top-up specifically for it
No pint in arguing Ananta will kill the game next month anyway
if your skin is brown, you aren't human.
you see all the characters in ZZZ, they're mostly white to signify their humanity.
>>534033993This outfit is way better than her normal one just for the tights.
>>534033981>However if Hoyo releases her original design I'll unironically buy a top-up specifically for itSame man, it was peak. I don't even care if the hair is more like current Yuzuha the cap and uniform were cool.
>>534034014This game will release and flop disastrously
>>534003582>Fufu is uselessDelete this.
No, seriously, she's good with shifu, right? Premium team, right?
>>534033916>>534033940forgive me, i forgot you retard shitpost speed-reading zoomer malasyians don't actually play the game
>>534034014>try to to show off movement>theres no momentum hm
>>534034021It's okay broski we're all gonna be brown (non-human) in 30 years
Thanks, Predent Xi and Dawei of ZZZ
>>534034014This character mogs Alice so hard
Seachurl hours suck, I'm going to bed
What they should change is Yuzuha's eye color
>>534034014>its just a 1:1 copy of spider-man, it's just web swining the chinks are fucking SHAMELESS man
>>534034021TRVKE
i look like this btw
>>534034024I don't agree, but it's definitely a taste thing. I prefer he bare legs and jacket.
>>534034081>arguing with a shitposting monkeyFufu is fine but can be a bit awkward. She's a great support/stunner and top tier for Yixuan, maybe more rupture units if any of them have refund double ult mechanics.
>>534034086>no argumentlmao get back to your AI girlfriend, maybe you'd find one thing in common with the dying Japs instead of pretending you know anything about them in a Pizza baking forum
>>534033823>with their parents selling designer's clothesKek
Is that the equivalent of UberEat food deliverers calling themselves "entrepreneurs"?
They have a little souvenir shop selling wares scavenged by the hobos living in the slums by the sea
>>534033960JEEEEEEAAAAANNNNN
Help me Scott
>>534034014what's the lore explanation for this random bunny being able to walk on walls
>>534034021you wouldn't say this to her
>>534034021Heres your ethnically Japanese characters with Japanese names bro!
What do you mean most anime characters are white people with Asian names bro?
>>534030078Alice's whole concept is that she's two physical anomaly chars in one, so her personal build up is COMPARATIVELY SPEAKING low. If you have Miyabi, it's about that, if you get Alice's ball, disc 6 AM and 2p AM, while Miyabi has 80% crit-rate to get her maxed out build up increase and no further AM. (basically how Miyabi should be built)
This is where Yuzuha comes into play. She gives by far the most build up increase, which Alice can use to keep up her assaults to disorder her other assault.
I'd not say it's mandatory, but these two were created for each other. Yuzuha's impact on other anomaly is a LOT lower.
>>534034259and yet the guy has 3 children, his own shop, and his child is running around playing with her rich kid friend renting 12% of a resort (albeit on a discount) instead of working like Manato the orphan is doing
Fucking tourist, play the game.
>>534034361Yes she is not a human.
She is a thiren.
>>534034107>if you buy the outfit you're a coomer>if you don't you're a tranny
>>534034014Ananta isn't due to come out for over a year, probably two.
>>534034246you are brown
enough said
you lost at birth
>poor people can't have kids!!!!
KEK
>>534034425New to Hoyo generals?
>If you picked Wise you're gay>If you picked Belle you're trans
Evens, pull Yuzuha and Alice and go all in on Spook Shack
Odds, keep saving
I dreamed cosplaying as yuzuha
i looked good
I'm sorry for being brown...
>>534034472both are true
gacha games are for mentally unwell individuals
>>534034453Kids of poor people can rent resorts without doing any work? In this economy?
Damn, what kind of utopia are you living in
>>534034403>and yet the guy has 3 childrenThe "people have no kids in the West because life is hard and they have no money to spare on children" is pure redditor cope
Actual numbers, even in the West, say the closer you are to poverty the higher your fertility is, and the farther you are from it the lower your fertility gets
>>534034472>If you picked Wise you're gayBelletroons making shit up again.
>>534034553They say outright Alice did that and the spook shack funds that went into it was what they had saved over a year or two and weren't nearly enough.
>>534034516>S11A shame, at least Iām guaranteed next time.
>>534034521I had a dream that HoYo made a single player game and it was LITERALLY just DMC5 with ZZZ characters. I got so mad trying to do enemy step cancels with Alice that I woke up.
>>534034574>doomscroll for hours>go outside for work, on the way see families out on sunday strolls, playing in public water park nearby my apartment majoriy white everywhere because i don't live in a poverty stricken shitholedoomjeets all live in shitholes and or dont go outside.
>>534034574lmao ZZZ is not in an agricultural society
the guy has 3 children all women running around playing instead of working the mines or marrying into riches
your cope is retarded when actual poor people like Manato have to bust their asses to survive in Waifei Peninsula
>if 14 year olds don't have to work in the mines, they're rich
Holy fuck, is SEA really like that?
>>534011664It needs to be Rival Schools...
Every time someone asks this shit, I say Rival Schools.
I know no one cares about this shit, but I'll die on this fucking hill.
>>534034673I had a dream one of my windows became a portal to Japan. Some wilderness with the view on Fuji and some other mountains (which Japan probably doesn't even have IRL). I was afraid my cat would jump out and I won't be able to get him back.
>>534034626beautiful white children with my wife,
princess carrying her down the aisle because i'm not 60kg and 150cm irl
pounding her uterus day and night untill we're surrounded by kids and we retire happy in the countryside away from minorities in the city
>>534034802>suddenly SEA instead of ZZZ worldYou don't play the game it's evident bro
>>534034802please understand, in their countries have only gotten connected to the first world within the last 20 years and haven't yet adjusted to their own reality
>>534011664RWBY. They never made a proper action game or even a gacha game with the IP when it was popular. Both of those seem like no brainers with hindsight
