Database edition
Day: 10
Server: down
Discord: locked
Registration: closed
ETA: nonexistent
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate
>Websitehttps://www.project-epoch.net
>When did Project Epoch release?Sometime within the next year
>What is Project Epoch?A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.
>What are some of its features?Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>AddonsAddons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
>/epog/ GuildsGuilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.
>Latest NewsUlmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
FRESH FRESH FRESH
It's over
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>>533986773
I am a good lab rat and I am ready for testing, Keytotes-sama.
I will let others do the testing this time, I deserve a mental break.
>>534019543The login server was up for a few minutes
Got my hopes up at seeing Success!
Haven't spammed all day, just trying once in a while on the off chance it goes up
If you want Classic+, why are you hyping up a server that barely has any custom content? Turtle WoW has literal expansionsโ worth of new stuff, and yet you morons are choosing something with almost nothing new instead of a project thatโs been going strong for 8 years.
I genuinely donโt get it.
Turtle WoW 1.18 adds:
>3 new zones (1 more coming before end of 2025)
>2 new dungeons
>600+ new items
>Tons of other custom content and client updates
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE
Fresh RP-PvE server launches August 17th, meanwhile Epoop is still going to be deader than shit by the time this ACTUALLY launches.
heh heh heh, have you guys heard of a little something called Turtle WoW? I bet you haven't!!
Good vibes ONLY!
Do not question the state of the server, don't talk about other servers and especially do not make fun of the dev team. ITS FREE. Btw help test the server soon when Kaytotes wakes up from his nappy. He doesn't owe you anything.
>>534019824How is it being a fleshbot?
Are turtle players always this insufferable?
Epoch, my friends are here.
>>534019949>dilating axe wound hurts>ssri meds fuck with brain>drama in tranny community AGAINYou have to understand them, anon.
>>534019949they've given a lot of money to the turtle devs so naturally they are very afraid that people will abandon the server for something else
>>534019824>>534019361turtle shills are getting desperate
they know Epoch is right around the corner
hold fast, brothers! (and sissysters)
>>534019847this! some people need to touch grass
>hey guys don't mind the server being up minutes at a time, WE brought it down it didn't crash
>ok the server database is shitting the bed so we're going to have to do further testing
>>534020025>>534020012Server competition should be a good thing, stop treating this as anything but a hobbyist endeavor.
>>534019949The Troondle devs are paying shills to try and discourage people from playing a superior server.
Turns out they're fucking retarded since the Epoch devs are doing it just fine by itself.
>>534019824I'm going to play fresh turtle until I see an illusion, trannymog or meme mount. How far will I make it?
>hey guys come round to my house for dinner tonight I will proved all the food for free
>oh shit sorry the oven is broken, let me try fix it, it might take a while I'm not really sure...
FUCK YOU WHERE IS MY DINNER YOU USELESS CUNT MY DINNER IS OVERDUE WHY HAVE YOU NOT FIXED THE OVEN YET LET ME EAT
>>534020012>>534020112Redditors got so butthurt about Turtlechuds that they went on /r/wowservers and created the Epoch project. The audacity to call Turtle a tranny server lmao
p-please....
sisters....
dont play Epoch...
dont leave me alone on turdle with the trannies.....
*coughs up blood*
>>534019949yeah why do you think we split from /wpsg/ in the first place
https://ahrimp4.rule34.xxx//images/7986/1af8a0a0f74d244e763abdb34e4f50a2.mp4?9129762
turtle tgirls and epoch xisters, please cease this trans on trans violence. we all can dilate and yiff... together :)
kes quick ping everyone and run a poll on which sex stuff we do at r/wowservers orgy tonite
>>534019824Unless they plan to get rid of all the stupid shit they have like GDKP and multi boxing and botting I have no interest in this server
>>534020145>hey guys come round to my house for dinner tonight I will PROVIDE all the food for freeoh fuck yeah dude sounds dope
>hey guys my oven broke let me fix ityeah no problem man
>2 hours passhey hows that oven looking?
>DUDE IM COOKING FOR FREE I DONT OWE YOU ANYTHINGdamn ok im getting pretty hungry so I just wanted to know an eta
>I DONT OWE YOU SHITword
>3 more hours passHey checking in since you haven't said anything in a few hours, you ok? do you even know how to fix an oven?
>FUCK YOU ITS GONNA BE FREEok cool im gonna go somewhere else thanks tho for trying, also you're a faggot
THEY HAVE FIXED EVERYTHING
Good evening,
The technical folks on the team have taken a much needed mental break after a week of lengthy shifts. The good news from last night's test was that the server infrastructure performed immaculately. The bad news is that there's a performance issue in our database that we haven't fully tracked down. We do have a comprehensive test planned for when the team is back online later today that should pinpoint this last hurdle to get over. I'm sorry that we can't provide more specific timelines or ETAs tonight.
>>534020535Anyone involved in a GDKP is banned instantly. The fuck are you talking about? Multiboxing is only allowed in very specific scenarios.
Since we are not getting Epoch any time soon, which one should I pick for my next arena run?
>>534020610It won't let me log in.
>>534020758this shit is still kicking?
>>534020610Did the trackers get fixed?
>>534020606GOOD GO EAT AT THE TURTLE RESTAURANT SEE IF I CARE
>>534020617Devs need a week-long Overwatch 2 gaming sesh to unwind.
>>534020606>hey guys come round to my house for dinner tonight I will PROVIDE all the food for free>wtf why theres so many of you i only advertized my free food everywhere
>he didn't get in for his daily 10 minute testing session
sucks to suck
>>534019824Incinerate for locks or not worth my time.
LMAO nice 12% uptime faggots
epoop ngmi
Turtle fresh can't come soon enough! At least we have a date for that :)
>>534021248LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534021248better sign on all 5 to 6 times just to get wiped
hehe.. what if we all just.. didn't login?
>>534021065>jesus christ a lot of you showed up! I'll try to accommodate as many of you as I can but you're gonna have to give me some time>YOU SAID NOW WHERE'S MY FREE FOOD REEEEEEEEEE
>>534021329Yep why bother logging in if they're going to reset progress. Fuck 'em.
That said I wouldn't mind helping if there were some vague idea, for all we know this 5-6 times will occur 23 hours from now.
>>534021248I will log in each time like a good cuck and I will be happy when they wipe the server anyway.
God I'm such a dirty fucking Guinea Pig just test all over me. I see Kaytotes took my advice for having a more concise update post.
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...another day...another day of testing....
>>534021248I've helped enough desu
>>534021464Why on earth would you use the Northgate Pass if you're stopping by Thelsamar?
>>534021583Honestly I agree I've never understood that when I saw the image.
>>534021464Its still vague... sometime today...
>"Guys there's only 300 online, where are you all?"
>"Guys this is a CALL TO ARMS get in here NOW or I'll WIPE you!"
>"Hi mom sorry, I was wondering can I move back home?"
Honestly, fuck these stupid assholes. Why should I play on their server when they can't even do the bare minimum of acceptable communication? Imagine relying on these ass clowns to deliver on a roadmap.
>>534021248patriots just sent turtlewow to quantum bay...this marks the day of freedom..only 5 to 6 more tests
Anyone else love clicking all these neat little buttons that show up under posts? Gives me a tingly feeling in my stomach every time xD
i was at all those tests, and i want a unique reward like a tabard or something!
>>534021248Fuck you
Pay me
>>534021701It's an improvement.
>Test today
>Launch tomorrow
POCHIE WEDNESDAY
>>534021871wtf
wat r u a tourist
I think I'm done with being a lab rat for a server that doesn't value my time, Kezankeks who do alpha testing when the servers could be be wiped by the end of the week are extra pathetic.
>>534021923it won't come out tomorrow.
>anal plug - installed
>cock cage - locked
>vibes - orgasmical
yep, I'm thinking it's testing time!
Uhh turtlesisters? it was supposed to go down but it's still increasing???
>>534021904it really isnt, they have made posts like this related to testing. what matters is the communication we will get after its said and done
>Some tests will have a queue, some will not, some will have a queue for a short time and get raised, some may last 1 minute, some may last 1 hour.
>>534021329I won't, not worth it playing for 30 minutes of which 20 get rolled back and it all ends in a wipe. No communication about wipe = it's coming 100%.
>thinks he has 4k players left
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I'M TESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>534021870ANON SAARS ONLY CLICK ON N, THE TRANNIES WILL KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! EPIC 4CHINZ MOMENT COMING UP!!!!
He might actually need to open registrations temporarily to achieve 4k at this point unless he doesn't mind waiting til much later in the day
Whitemane raising the morale of the junior recruits
https://files.catbox.moe/psl5be.jpg
>>534022092>retard doesnt know you can only react once
It's actually up niggas get in
heh, sorry turt shills, but I'm just gonna wait for the servers to come online and hit login every 5 mins.
just deal with it
>>534022041>No communicationIt's gonna be vote, check picrel.
Disregard that fact that the testing he's talking about already happened, and we're looking at approximately 6 more rounds of said testing occurring over the next 24 hrs.
>>534022284did the tourists finally get filtered?
It's up at 3am! (again...)
>>534022186Holy based /ss/
MOAR
>>5340223461k slowly rising
>>534022284>7am in EU, middel of the night in USgee I wonder why
>>534022186now this is good content
>>534022346>>534022284The same way epoch devs are vibe coding majority of normie "nerds" are vibe gaming. Hype for this server is dying fast, 1 more of this and they will lose half their players.
>>534022273>server has over 60k members>they all can voteKek, it's so fucking over. Faggot dad gamers will vote yes.
I'm done testing. Fuck you.
we could have been playing like this perfectly...wagies ruin everything
>daily humiliation ritual
shan't
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UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOH
IM FUCKING TEEESTIIIING
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They are so full of shit LMAO they would have a fucking meltdown again if they had to read criticism right now. not good for the vibes
>>534022468Well the good news is it sounds like you'd already come to terms with the certainty of a wipe well before I replied to you.
Better start brainstorming a new character name for an even fresher start. Cheers.
@EVERYBODY CALL TO ARMS!!!!!! WE NEED 4K OR ELSE..........
>he isn't at the darnassus blowbang event
ngmi
>>534022532Embarassing.
>>534022584Also yeah, 100% sure its because they will get memed on and have a major meltie.
>>534022368They fucked up global chats and there's no grapes at northshire abbey, I'm going to bed.
which one of you was this
>>534022592playing turtle wow because I'm not a faggot cuckold
>>534022680Nevermind they turned on the grapes
guys please log on... this is an important test
please
>>534020640Multiboxing is allowed if you aren't playing challenges or pvp, i.e. for most people on the server.
>>534022720Post the rest of your desktop icons.
No rearranging them, post them as they are right now.
>mobs stand still
>humanoids don't run away at low hp
Lol lmao
>"stress-test" at neet hours
>wtf we need more ppl
its not even about coding skills at this point
>>534022839working fine on my machine chuddy
>stress test #26-#30 will occur today
How about you test it yourself you talentless butthurt diva lmao!
I know! I know!! It sounds rude.
But I'm just not gonna do it lmao!
Thanks for wasting everyone's time over the last 10 days. Apparently now you don't even know what's wrong with the DB lmao!!!
Good luck after August 17th buddy.
epog I don't feel so good
>TurtleWoW an hour ago: 9500 players
y'all better stop harassing devs, chuddies
free game remember
could they chosen a worse fucking time to test this shit?
Please. We might not even wipe. Please come test.
>>534022186god i wish i could play WoW as a shota
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yeah im on team no wipe now
stay mad you fucking perma behind virgins
CBA booting up my PC for this.
Call me when they are ready to launch
Who else is not even bothering to login?
>we need to reach 4k players
>they can only reach 1.4k
lol
lmao
I'm missing 10 minutes of testing time because I'm not off work for another hour....WIPE IT NOW!
Frankly I'm done entertaining these 5 minute test runs.
guys...log on please...kezan...where did everyone go...? the vibes...
>>534022273and then the relaunch will be delayed so the vote can occur!
>disable chat because they cant handle the heat
>lie about the reason why chat is disabled
I am seriously done with this server.
>>534023068its at 2k now though
Kektotes getting desperate on discord
>>534023136They had to @everyone on discord just as I posted
For any status tracker devs, I think Kezan's on 198.244.165.233:8208 right now.
>>534023068>stress testing at the worst point of the day on a weekday
Has everyone lost hope? Have even the neckbeards given up?
>>534023361>tell people server is up>they log inthats usually how it works yes
>When should we test our server?
>Oh I know! Middle of the night in the US and early morning on a weekday!
>PRIME gamer hours.
>Also we full launch on a Saturday evening and act surprised when there's more players.
If the devs don't owe me anything after wasting 10 last days of everyone's time all while being so fucking pussy that they disable chat and require a phone number on their discord channel which they then disable anyway I shan't lift my finger till this shit is officially launched.
>>534022186Now one where she gets shotadommed hard
>from 50k to 2.5k
Grim, lmao
>>534023454I will not log in if I cant shitpost in the chat.
If you participate in all 5 of today's tests - your characters will not be wiped.
>>534023480Unironically they should give everyone a pet who actually logged in during testing.
I logged out to reset an addon and it won't let me back in. :|
dancing my nuts off in the valley of trials rn
gagging on 30 nelf futa cocks in a moonwell on teldrassil rn
>stress test #26 has concluded
Very optimistic to be asking for 4k people at this time. And for a stress test with people still clueless about wipes happening or not.
>>534023705as soon as you posted that the server went down.
thanks, retard.
>Server crash just as I finished fighting to collect shit off the ground
FUCK
THE ROLLBACK IS GONNA MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN
>wake up
>try logging in
>actually works
>crashes the moment I get in
t-thanks
god i feel like i'm stuck in purgatory with my character
Itโs a Tuesday. I am at work, canโt login
>wasting time on a server that will get wiped next week
Couldnโt be me roflmao
>>534023735IT DIDN'T CRASH OKAY!!!
didn't even reach 4k.....its joeover
>server down at sub 3k
vibes shattered
You ever get the feeling that the crash was caused by something you did? I hope I'm not suffering from main character syndrome.
>>534023112Frankly I'm just gonna start poking my sausage if you know what I mean.
>>534023705you are a nigger.
Thanks everyone for testing today it's given us a lot of useful information. Hope to see you for the next test! The vibes are good.
>>534023784yea couldnt be you because you're stuck polishing your bosses KNOB LMAO
IS THIS THE POWER OF THE LEGENDARY 3.3.5 CLIENT?
I'll take my chances on Turtle and UE5
>stress test #27 will commence in 2 hours! we're waiting for the sixth team to enable it
>epoop can no longer handle more than 1k players
Uh oh
Stinky
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>All those mazed bucks dancing when their master tells them to.
those where the best 15 minutes of my day!!
night fellow epochads!
Got two more quests done, see you lamers at 60!
they fell for the linux meme
guys...i typed /join world in chat and the game immediately crashed
>>534023806>w-we just decided to take it offline at 2.7k instead of the planned 4k>skeletranny help
It's 3am on a tuesday after losing the goodwill of a lot of retards did he seriously expect 4k people to just show up like all the other times
every time they put the server up it crashes at lower and lower player counts
>Data? Collected
>Vibes? Immaculate
>Bugs? Fixed
>Servers? Tested
Is this how it feels being a chinese gamer?
>>534023918don't fuck with the resolution in non windowed
>log back in
>2 minutes rollbacked
I started at level 8 tonight and I (almost) reached level 9. Thank you so much Epoch devs! The vibes are immaculate.
Nice!!! we got to play 15 minutes today!!!
I.....thank you...epoch lords...
>>534023918As boring twow's late game was when I played there 3 years ago I don't ever remember servers shitting themselves or having any latency issues.
If Crogge and Shenna reworked the pvp system so I have a chance at obtaining r14 gear without sacrificing my whole life for the grind both me and my bro would play there.
>it's up
You have 5 minutes, make your peace
>>534024002It's exclusive full screen.
Are all channels down?
I can't see general, world etc.. and can't join any channel either
what's the wipe situation looking like?
I want to level of course but if its just going to be retconned it feels like a waste
Nice fucking "fresh" retards.
>>534024190they don't want to hear our dissent
>>534024137It does that for me whenever I change any visual setting.
Not when I resize the window though, but that might just be because of my Window manager.
it's instilling me with a little bit of hope in humanity to see that people aren't racing to get in the server after being treated like lab rats
>multithreading
>proper Linux migration
>custom content crashes
>queue messing with the server
>map partitions
>database
>chat
This is server is roughly a year away from being playable.
>>534024267don't worry
it'll be wiped soon
>>534024267>kikezannot my problem.
thanks for testing tho
Kiketotes must be fucking fuming right now
https://files.catbox.moe/tet7o7.jpg
left: stress testers
right: servers
do your part
should i just give up and ask my guild to move back to kezan instead? I'm fucking tired of this
>>534023901Server just crashed sweaty lmao
server runs flawless sub 3k
>>534024479now give him a huge cock
from the makers of: cant figure out already solved technology
they give you: totally premium classic+ content that will roll out at a reasonable time bug free...
KEK YALL REALLY BELIEB THIS?? WIPE THIS WIPE THAT HOW ABOUT YOU WIPE UR ASS AND GET SOME WORKING SERVERS HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
theres like 5 people in stormwind
this server is done for lmao.
>>534024528still flawless at 3.2k, i think this is it pochie sisters
>>534024565no, make it smaller!
every day eflop brings new keks into the world
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>He plays on a server with lazily copy pasted TBC talents that didn't even account for the fact that lots of the TBC specs and their viability depend on haste which was introduced in TBC and which doesn't even exist on Epoch according to devs.
I hope you don't play a shaman, priest or warlock, I'd kill myself when it turns out I do 70% of my expected dps.
>>534024528All according to plan, by the time the 17th rolls around there's only going to be sub 2k left
>>534024565shotas are for small dicks
>>534024673i would if i could
>>534024673Fine
>>534024479Make it smaller but he's bullying her tits
>>534024663it crashed below 3k yesterday
>no queue
>over 3k
>zero lag
did they actually do it?
0% chance of a wipe because so many people made it to level 3
give me one reason not to play the new Turtle server when it launches
>>534024836kaytotes needs you to test his server
>>534024802It was running fine at 3.7k without partitions.
>it's up
>i have absolutely zero motivation to get on
i think my pochie phase is over
gonna go back to gooning to furry porn i guess
I wish I could play a smug dommy shota on WoW
>>534024836Epoch runs flawlessly. It won't happen but IF it did it would be a solid reason.
bros I'm having second thoughts about smite priest...
IS THIS WORLD FIRST GOING DOWN??!?!1
>>534025008got mine 2 days ago
>>534025008i got it day 1 lol
>>534025008no i went down on a busty futa nelf within 2 minutes of servers going up
I hate playing over represented classes but undead paladin is just too kino, sorry
>>534024707Wait this is true?
Surely they considered this when balancing/doing the numbers and gave those classes that depend on haste some other benefits or bonus damage right?
Because TBC shaman without haste is unplayable.
>>534025063How did her cock taste?
> they turned off the chat
going for a shaite dont crash while I'm gone
>>534025173Sweet and savory
I feel so alone without our DESU channel.
>runs like absolute dogshit again for no reason
>last test 180 fps now 90
KEK genuinely braindamaged devs hope they kill themselves
>3.7k players
>still pretty smooth
did... did they do it?
>>534019824https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/
Its me again. Hi shenna
CRASH THE SERVER NOW WE NEED TO FILTER MORE TOURISTS
>>534025432nice favelaOS computer
>>534025432Still getting 144fps here
did our boy ulmetrs did it?
YETIS ARE HYPERSPAWNING IN MY ASS
>>53402209260k in discord still. The majority dont give fuck to help him. And that makes them based. Imagine being a labrat for free
>Hits 4k
>Server goes off
>Wasn't a crash. We got our data. Vibes Immaculate.
>Team is taking a nap. No idea when next update. Final stretch btw.
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>>534024479SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>>534025156They already said they plan to closely monitor the damage numbers when actual raiding starts and balance accordingly.
And thanks to the % talents it should be extremely easy to do so.
>4k people
>35 ms in EU
I kneel.
>passed by some cuck in UC with Tarnished Soul
>literally nobody knows he died because global channels are off
AHAHAHHAHAHA
>>534023645Yeah. Give them a rainbow rat pet since theyre such labrat fags
>>534025498Frames per second Pablito
so it was a chat issue?
what the fuck
>>534022584LOL. I was actually right. Last week I mentioned in jest that real glitch is the world channel spam, now it turns out, with chat off, server works flawlessly with 4k+ pop and 20 ping.
>nigger hours
>randomly announces a server test and gets 4k retards in 20 minutes
it this what a dead server feels like?
>>534025757>the server is responsible for how many frames per second your third world pc can renderdouble retard
female undead are kinda hot bros...
>>534022909good, keep the zoomers out
>it may have been the chat breaking the server
how
>disable all chats
>perfect performance
was this the cause all along?
PLEASE SAVE US FROM SHENNA'S SERVER
I NEED MY FRESHY
>@everyone If you are available, go poke kezan
>Thank you, made a tweak, realm back up
>@everyone Ok guys I changed one line of code we need 5k of you to log in right now, if you aren't too busy
>Thanks everyone this was helpful
>@everyone I need 8k testers this time, for free. We will be enabling and disabling queues randomly. Looking into a performance problem.
>Thanks guys, we found an issue. Looking at addressing it tomorrow.
>@everyone We are investigating a crash on our our new core linux debian ubuntu gentoo DOS build. Go check out Kezan
>@everyone Need more free testers to Kezan gogogo!
>Ok ya'll we fixed a problem. Thank you for your (free) help!
>@everyone We are looking at getting you all into the game soon, we estimate that there will be a period of 8-12 business days before we make a decision on how best to do that. We'll get started on that as soon as we've fixed the performance issues.
>@everyone Take a look at Kezan. It will be up and down intermittently but we're looking for 8k free testers! Pay attention if you get logged out we need you back in right away!
>Fixed an issue with the server, thanks guys!
is tailoring's extra cloth perk all the way or just a high level thing?
>>534025849It was random you dumb nigger and it absolutely can depending on what they change
Turns i had to manually add SET maxfps to 0 in the config or it can bug out
Now calm down shitskin
IT WAS LITERALLY THE CHAT
NIGGERS SPAMMING THE CHAT WITH "WIPE" "DONT WIPE" WAS CRASHING THE SERVER
is it time to begin believing?
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>disable chats
>this somehow improved stability
this is way too fucking comfy bros
turning off the world chat makes it more comfy some how
Vibes are extremely good right now.
4k no lag keytotes i kneel..
>chat moderation was the key to success
bros..
>>534026052I HATE BROWNOIDS
>>534026138Discord mods... I KNEEL
>>534026053>proxy off>still no partitions>channels off>no anticheat
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>>534026138send chuds to gulag
World, and other "super" globals, should have 60s cooldown too
>4.1k
>pacos and indians flooding world chat were crashing the server
BAN THEM BAN THEM ALL
never doubted the poch, but I definitely needed this morale boost
>>534026273Global chats are faggot shit that ruins immersion.
server runs flawless and I don't have to listen to every other person alternating between WIPE/NO WIPE and GURUBASHI
ya better start believin' in success stories...you're in one
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Me and my chud son
WE CAN GO FURTHER
MORE PLAYERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyNu5i_6lKA
Are channels down? I can't see them
>>534026189>still no partitionswrong
people enter this tunnel and instantly disappear, which doesnt happen on other servers
it means they moved the starting area to a separate partition, just like the map they posted showed
>>534026273>>534026319kill yourself autist, people want to talk in MMO, go play single player then
>>534026375All channels (world, general, trade, etc) are disabled
Picture this
>New Years Eve
>Stress Test #265 was a few days ago but it's been quiet since
>"Heh... Maybe they finally pulled the rug out from under us."
>You decided to step out of the house and touch grass, meet new human faces, etc.
>It's working. You're having real fun IRL.
>The night is getting late.
>Suddenly, your phone buzzed in your pocket. A message.
>You unlock your phone to read it:
>"@everyone GO POKE KEZAN PLZ"
What would you do?
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me and some nerd
>No immersion breaking global chat
>Only local speech is allowed
Maximum comfy. Unironicly a massive improvement. Sure server will be down by the time I get home.
TURTLETROONS IM LITERALLY SHAKING A SHITTING MYSELF
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I THOUGHT WE WON?????
>>534026427Use guild chat and local chat.
Uhm hey guys I always believed lol I was just trolling to kill the time haha can we maybe open up registration... guys?
>>534026504No one is forcing you to use World, you know you can leave it right?
>>534026375i disabled them temporarily
>>534026551>No one is forcing you to browse internet with your iphone, you know you can use PC right?
>wake up
>it's been up for hours again during nighttime
yea i don't even bother getting out of bed now for this shit when i hit lvl 7 on the 2nd day but am now behind mutt tourists just because cรบcktotes is a bbc worshipping faggot
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
If they want more people to stress test why do they have the account creation still closed
they flipped the script on us
chatless is quiet and super comfy. also server works much better like that. lmao
>>534026683AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
they should remove /say as well, so we have to communicate with hand gestures
I really wish they would let me play gnome paladin.
darkshore is so comfy without retards spamming chat bros
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Troondlexisters!?
>>534026273>>534026279>>534026328you got a glimpse of a hyperborean world.
>Wowtards finally realizing global chats are a net negative
>turn chat off on discord
>turn chat off ingame
lol
Now that it's gone, I realize that not having to listen to Gurubashitters going "OPEN GURUBASHI" and "WIPE" sixty times a second was the thing missing from the experience.
If you hate global chat so much why did you use it before? You know you can leave the channel right?
You could have had this comfy experience all the time but you willingly chose to be in global chat.
It really makes me think.
MORE WHITEMANE SLOPPA NOWWWWWWWWW!!!
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
THE VIBES ARE IMMENSE
THE DIALS ARE PERFECTLY FUCKING TUNED
HOPE HAS RETURNED TO EPOOP
>>534027000I'm not spending 5 seconds of my daily 3 minutes of playtime on shutting the chat off
How does world chat crash the game?
>almost 5k at bumfuck hours with no announcement, with registrations closed
uh oh
>>534026996>server will not work>stress test opens>stress test fails>days of silence>stress test starts>4.5k players YOU ARE HERE>year passes>server is upepochsissies... i kneel
TURTLEBROS WE NEED TO SHUT THIS DOWN. NOW!
Imagine if they kept the Global channels off,
>have to /y in the city to trade anything
>actually meet at meeting stones for instances
>form groups organically for content
sovl
>server already lagging
Lol
4.9k... will it hold.... poochie..
stress testing whitemane's pussy with gallons of shota cum from the scarlet monastery youth barracks.
>>534027035https://files.catbox.moe/f1uxxl.jpg
I'm exploring a bit before I sleep so this will have to do
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He's going rogue
>>534027094Nononono turtletroons how is this happening
>nearly 5k people on a random epoch stress test on tuesday morning
>retards like gummy, galo etc, can't get their server beyond 200 people at the same time
lol
>>534027162Works on my machine, 159ms
>>534027000I dont hate it, but constant bitch ass nigga spam is worthless
>suddenly 5k people with same perfect latency as if with 1k people
ITS HAPPENING
COMFY 5K POP NO LAG BAN THE THIRDIES TO GURU MAKE EM BUILD IT
no no NO NO TURTLESISTER WE HAVE TO STOP THIS
>>534027214He's gonna regret that post when then Brazilians (70% of the playerbase) wake up and crash the servers
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Terrence, you're on a roll buddy.
I am black transgender lesbian and I play night elf on Kezan.
There was a fucking random undead paladin on northshire and he just got clocked.
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>disabling chat did the thing
was ross right all this time?
empty space after each line of code fixed it...
>>534027417Ross-sama...I kneel
Ross-sama was our greatest ally this whole time... Our champion of justice...
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>more online than on troontle
uhhhhh ohhhhhh
>>534027353No you are wrong, this baby can handle upto 10k
>>534027524NO NO NO TURTLEBROS IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
We're so fucking back. All kaytotes had to do was disable the proxy, disable the chat, disable registration and disable Gurubashi. This is what happens when he goes full nigga mode.
GAYTOTES YOU HAVE TO STOP
THE SERVER CAN'T HANDLE THIS MANY PLAYERS
That's it, I'm uninstalling Turtle
turtlesisters we got too cocky
global is anti soul. bring back /y
OPEN REGISTRATIONS
>OPEN REGISTRATIONS
OPEN REGISTRATIONS
>OPEN REGISTRATIONS
OPEN REGISTRATIONS
>OPEN REGISTRATIONS
OPEN REGISTRATIONS
>OPEN REGISTRATIONS
You jinxed it you retards.
Turtle won.
>>534027180it will not...
>>534027684Comfy 5k pop is PERFECT FOR FRESHY UND FASHY
>>534027270It was me, CHATio, all along.
first genuinely positive test I've seen. My faith is restored
POCHIES WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
and it immediately crashed
lauch
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epochbros the ESLs in the discord can't even spell launch
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR STEVE
Uhm guys dont forget ambershire soon!!! Let's go play Gummy haha... Bronzebeard...?
Guys? STOP HAVING FUN!
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING KEKIES?
TURTLECHADS OWN THIS PLACE
BACK TO THE KEK CORNER.
5k is a good limit anyway
>>53402775245 minutes seems like a long "immediately'
At least I finished my hunter quest, the tame 3 things part. Next time I might actually finish the whole thing and get my first pet.
>>534027761WE'RE GONNA MINE DIAMONDS
we flew too close to the sun poochiesisters
>crash
It was manually shit down Troondle troonies
>>534027759there is no N for... reasons
uninstalling turtle at this moment
pooch is back on the table, labratsisters
>retards don't know that keytotes intentionally pulled the plug
>>534027821I also just got my pet and found that owls have a 6s disarm/1min cd on top of screech. Crazy.
This is so fucking funny.
I'm glad I keep reading this stupid general.
The server didn't crash, Keytotes turned it off because he got all the data he needed.
The vibes are very good right now.
>>534027892Nyaru in da 'pochy dayo~!
>The hyperspawns in the furbolg hollow
>>534027892another emoji almost induced cardiac arrest in one of the staff members
launch 5k max let the shitters sit in que
>>534027948The dials are tuned.
The vibes are good.
So are they going to blue ball us a little bit more this week or is this finally it?
thanks great help
*silence for 18 hours*
LET ME IN I WANT TO GIVE YOU MORE DATA
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the change that saved epoch
yeah, they just took the server down with no warning the MINUTE it broke 5k
TOTALLY planned.
The data has been gathered... the Epoch Style shall evolve even further...
>comfy 5k pop
20k nostalrius mumbai-population loving andies can go to turdle
the server wasn't even lagging, crash had nothing to do with the player count desu
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What's your favorite vibe?
PLEASE LET ME BACK IN I NEED IT I NEED THE HIT MAN
>>534028119It was manually turned off troon
data: gathered
plug: pulled
vibe: over 9000
turdies: shaking
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still in queue
>>534027390there's an orc in valley of trials that goes on a personal raptor holocaust mission
>>534019256 (OP)Wifemane...
https://files.catbox.moe/4syhl1.webm
Datachads we got it done.
time to go back to the shadows...
>bring up server
>it crashes after 15 minutes
Why am I still waiting for this dogshit
STOP
THE
COUNT
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Besides not having to pay a sub, what are the actual perks of playing on this server?
>>534028228whitemane canonically has only ever taken shota dick
Communication has been better tonight than the past 9 days. I hope he keeps telling us when he plans to restart servers
>>534023950Server was 5k when it went offline retard.
Had a good time eating breakfast and killing scorpions in durotar
>>534027934nice, I usually stick to cats/wind serpents, but if they added some crazy stuff to other animals I may have to try something new
we WON'T take this lying down. epoch will NOT succeed. we're deploying our elite hackerman now
My Kinsman, my Brothers... we are so back.
>>534028235Got and hour and 10 minutes out of this myself
We now believe the realms are ready to relaunch
We now believe the realms are ready to relaunch
We now believe the realms are ready to relaunch
We now believe the realms are ready to relaunch
We now believe the realms are ready to relaunch
We now believe the realms are ready to relaunch
>>534028183>vibe: no more than 5000fixed
JKBSDABIOYUWIQUYO#WVDI"YV#DIU!"VB#DIKJ"B#DOLJรB"BO#JLรDBรJ"KL#DรBKJL QKLNVDFLKJHCFJCLHg
YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534028272Make sure to wear the hacker socks
>we will release the poll regarding whether to do a wipe or not
15fags on suicide watch
so we're definitely getting the poll now soon right?
>>534028228whitemane is a slave to shotas, thoughever
>>534028261She took orc cock when she became a bad girl DK
/turd/ , /xivg/ . /wpsg/ , /wowg/, and /wowcg/ are all working against us but we still keep winning
can a party of lvl 15s do VC?
>>534028309>Anon had a seizure from the sheer excitement and diedrip...
WIPE MY ASS
WIPE MY ASS
WIPE MY ASS
WIPE MY ASS
WIPE MY ASS
WIPE MY ASS
>>534028297LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534028252fuck off we're full
>WE NOW BELIEVE THE REALMS ARE READY FOR RELAUNCH
POCHIE TUESDAY YES I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY XIV ANYMORE
>>534028354post some whitemane ss
I've already decided I'm not going to play on the server right now, so I won't vote in the poll.
It's been a wild ride everyone. This dumpster fire of a project in an instant got me back into World of Warcraft after about four years of just not having the mood to play it.
I'm setting up my own personal server with intent to progress through all expansions at my leisure alongside an army of bots.
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING HOLY SHIT
>>534028331>>534028332NOOOOO MY CHARACTER I SPENT 20 HOURS IN QUEUE FOR AND 6 HOURS ACTUALLY PLAYING
anyone who falls for it this time is beyond saving.
>>534028393with 3 mages who sheep everything the entire time
The no wiper seethe is gonna be so fucking hilarious I can't wait for the meltdown.
they actually turned this shit around
uuhh uhh uhh immm aaa......
bros... my turtlecoin investments...
poochie sisters.. its happening...
TURDLE SISTERS REPORT TO THE DISCORD IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This launch. This launch is the one. This launch is THE ONE.
I am a very spiteful person so I am glad when the whole discord votes for wipe because they did not get to play yet. I only have level 5 character so I do not care about it that much.
>yfw they accidentally delete the entire source code when they wipe the servers
Voting Options:
- Wipe for Fresh
- Don't Wipe
- Don't Wipe but Keep level 15 cap for 24 hours into launch
- Don't Wipe & Make a Fresh Realm so both sides are happy
Yes yes well done Turtle WoW well done.... HOWEVER
what names should i steal this time
>have the next few days off work
thanks for beta testing for me
I believe too POCHIE POCHIE
I hope they won't wait until the fucking weekend to launch at least
Hopebros, Explorerchads and PatienceGODS won
>>534028228Is it bad that when I see my vidya wife[s] taking dog/horse/white/shota cock it's awesome but when it's a black man doing it I get sick to my stomach?
Am I fucked?
turtlesisters in suicide watch
>>534028458But the chat wasn't on during this test
could that be problematic?
Wipe will not happen, I am going to inflate poll numbers (got 500 bots on discord) get rekt wagie boomer queuecucks
So where are the turtle posters at?
Welp I pretty much lost everything after the server failed to launch last weekend or whenever it was. I went on a weeklong bender and I canโt remember most of what happened, but I lost my job. Is the server at least coming online soon? Iโll have more time to play it now lol.
>>534028639global chat is anti vanilla anyways
>>534028639it won't be on during launch either bc ya'll can't behave
>Hey thanks for sitting at you computer all week spamming login and waiting in queues
>No we are not going to give you tonight to enjoy the game
>Yes we are going to wipe for the people who werent paying attention
>>534028639The chat was not the issue, they just disabled it because they didn't want people to spam inane shit in it.
>>534028628You're fine anon, horsecock and dogcock are fine because those are intelligent animals, while the pigmentally burdened are typically not.
>>534028639The last test people were typing naughty phrases about male pregnancy and spamming and such, so we don't deserve to have chat
>>534028570- wipe
- dont wipe
- make a 3rd server for the freshtards
>Week of nothing but dissapointment
>Hope was all but lost until today.
And now we are relaunching, bros, we made it. Pure kino....
people were typing mpreg in the world chat. they are right to take it down and i hope it never comes back. the abuse you guys put them through is insane behavior
>>534028628Depends on the waifus I suppose
>tfw when they wipe the server
>tfw the server crashes constantly again
>tfw next week they post another community poll to wipe the server again
they really hate pregnant men...
Doing this during degen hours for America and while Bongs are at work is a flex, I gotta say.
Fresh tards don't deserve rights. We neets own the server!!
>>534028628dogs horses and shotas are useful to society and generally intelligent
I wavered after the mental break update, but did not break, I held on.
And we are back.
why does he say the server is ready to relaunch when he hasn't even tried 5k+ online?
is he gonna cap it at 5k? if that's the case 5k people are just gonna stay online and never log off
which starting zone handles massive amounts of players the best?
>>534028793>And now we are relaunching, bros, we made it. Pure kino....I'll believe it when I see it.
*tootles on the flute* Wherefore art thou Turtlesissies?
That was smooth as the way for me, right up to the point he (manually disconnected).
>>534028458why didnt you put the poll yesterday instead of wasting another full day thoughbeit? now there will be another 20 hour window of 'nothing happens'
on another hand. fuck polls. have some balls and decide whats best for your server on your own. then stop stalling and launch it full time
>>534028860afternoon in Mumbai saar! Vishnu bless Epoch saar!
>We now believe the realms are ready to relaunch.
okay WHEN??????????????????? if you cant say when, dont say anything you stupid bitch ass nigger. yet another nothingburger, i dont believe a single word coming from this huge faggot.
run the poll now
what are they waiting for
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>534028898>never log outServer will keep crashing
>>53402889810k since we have Kezan/Guru, and 20k if they end up making subservers.
>>534028795>the abuse you guys put them throughIt's 2 angry anons max lmao
>>534028898If it can hit 5.1k it can hit 7k which is the theoretical upper cap of the pop he wants anyways.
THE POOOOCHIEEEEEEE
THE POCHIEEEEEE IS REAL
>>534028458I'm not sure about that, was this really enough testing? 5K people showed up for fucking testing, for the relaunch there will likely be way more. Can the server handle 5K + god knows how big of a queue? Kezan 2? Guruganda 2? Can they "afford" another failure like the first launch? In terms of players.
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>>534028570Wipe and make two fresh realms. and lock the first one only to existing accounts
>wipe
>2000 people in northshire
>keeps crashing
>shit stabilizes as better players spread more
>faggot dad gamers complain
>wipe again
>repeat
>>534028967over the course of the day, was that clear?
they're an indie game dev team, don't expect professional PR responses from them, sweatie
Once I get in, I am never logging off.
>I get home and servers are down.
Classic.
>>534028669Epoch ruined nons lifeโฆ
And uh, nah, the sever ainโt coming up fully until maybe the 29th of the month
why dont they just leave it on? are they retarded?
>today is gym day
go on without me frens
>>534029109They need to be wiped
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
>>534028824>>534028881I meant like the empathetic part of my brain. Like if my waifu is pictured getting fucked by a horse or a centaur I can easily put myself in his position while I fap, but if it's a black guy I can't.
Like realistically I should have no issue empathizing with a fellow human male (of darker pigmentation, albeit), especially compared to my ability to do it with an actual animal.
>>534028898and cap the queue too
We need a mental break and deradicalization therapy before putting servers back up for real
>>534029076Yes you will because I will kill you in real life.
>>534029071>>2000 people in northshire
>>keeps crashingall starting areas are on dedicated partitions and should be able to handle any number of players
this is embarassing on so many levels
The server was always up. The Wipe proves it. Look at all the F R E S H.
>>534029028i just think testing with more than 5k could be useful if he intends to relaunch with more..
this guy seems to be very optimistic and self assured after successful tests. possibly prematurely
>>534029076>Once I get in, I am never logging off.That was me 10 days ago.. now I have to clear my schedule again.
did they do the poll yet? I'm not on the discord
>>534028913yeah I'm still pretty skeptical myself but we'll see
>>534029248-> my post
>>534026407There is now a loading transition between the starting area and the rest of the map.
Well I'm gonna go celebrate by jacking off to futa on female forced oral porn.
>>534029250Who is this short haired vixen? And why is she just letting me see her feet for free?
Is she a floozie?
>>534028628Honestly? You should probably start conditioning yourself to accept it at least a little, you are missing out on a lot of good content. Nobody is saying it has to be your favorite or whatever but there sure is a lot of blacked waifu stuff out there.
Wondering if I really want to do the explorer's contract or not. 8-10 days /played turning into 20 means missing like 4 raid lockouts in exchange for a 16 and 18 slot bag.
But at that point I could also level a completely separate character too. Anyone planning on doing it?
>>534029415>these fuckers having this discussion in the middle of it allfuck off
>>534026407Considering how sequestered off each starter zone is by their design, is this really a bad thing?
>>534029291sorry, quoted wrong post lol
>>534029387
>>534029424>no oneWe'll see, champ.
We'll see.
I'm giving it 45 seconds before the first crash after the relaunch
>>534029424they're scared
>>534029415there sure is. who's commissioning that, i wonder?
I might actually give discord my phone number to VOOOTE
>>534029483It's a good thing.
It means they got the partitions working like they wanted.
So at launch they can dedicate 90% processing power to the starting zones so they can handle 5r prople, and then gradually relocate resources to the rest of the world
Damn, if the servers launch and I'll wait till tomorrow. Are the starting areas cleared so I don't have to fight for bear asses with thousands?
whats the point of a wipe now that everyone's level 5-15 and spread out
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>>534029424Did someone from here write that?
Exactly same wording as posts here.
>>534029613That's the best argument against wiping. To have a group of people not in the starting area.
>>534029662because level 15 fags have 30g
Gonna wipe my dick to futa tauren on elf shota
Oh shit bros, I can't wait to go into nknvZZdjUpqRGSEm and raid it with my bros every week.
>>534029613there will be a full wipe, you'll have to fight with 10k indians for one mob
Poooochiieees, uppies now! Give uppies!!!
โฆ
N-no uppiesโฆ?
W-waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>534029662To make spite retards happy.
>>534029415I appreciate the concern, but I think I'll be fine with my current tastes.
I was mostly just wondering if I'm some sort psycho/sociopath who lacks human empathy, but I think I'm just racist. Who knew?
Anyways see you guys on Bashi.
>>534029478I am and I'm sure a handful of other anons will do it too
but I personally don't really care about raiding
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>there are actually people that don't want to wipe
weird.
>>534029662you dont understand!
the servers are not FRESH anymore
get it?
everyone wants FRESH only!
>>534029662probably to test shit out still, there is a lot they aren't telling us
I'm thinking about playing on Turtle anyway in two weeks but Pochie seems like a good time
>>534029703so just wipe their gold
>>534029750I'd wipe her ass with my tongue if you know what I mean
>malachite and tigerseye randomly dropping from NPCs
>everyone needing on it since they got wise to it having more uses now
>told my friend to start rolling need as well so he can funnel them to me
>>534029750She only lets SSC (small shota cock) in between those cheeks btw
Even if it wipes. Ill still out level you. While your slaving away for the big man ill be covered up in a blanket grinding with warm coco. Its inevitable
>>534029415kill yourself nigger
>>534029613>Are the starting areas cleared so I don't have to fight for bear asses with thousands?Just so you know, the way dynamic respawns work you want 1,000 people there as the bear asses will insta-respawn.
It's the zones with only 200 players you get completely cucked and you're waiting for 5 minute respawns.
Wipe is bad vibes.
JUST OPEN FRESHY FASHY FOR DAD GAMERS
>>534029716>Epoch backported Ulduar into VanillaFUARK
wipefags are about to get btfo
>>534029724im just gonna fish. stormwind canal spat up some grey junk, some of it even sells for silver.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1mi3pse/5k_players_and_stable_but_how/
this redditor just out meme'd all of you
>>534029716AlsdhsASAH'sA Asdhjjq'ALOPeQ'A is a bullshit boss.
>>534029874the fascist server :D XD
nigger LOL
>>534029415Most jewish post I've read in 6 years. Blacked is extremely degrading and disgusting, only actual reddit beta males with a bad cuck fetish find it appealing at all.
Niggers can have 3d whores, don't touch 2d waifus.
>>534029890it's gutted wotlk with level 60 cap retard
What if the relaunch is a disaster too?
I haven't logged in to epoch even once yet. Fix your shit then I will play
>>534029969not clicking that ip grabber.
>>534029662There is no point
I already made a post about this in the previous threads but the people who want a wipe justify it with
>"Someone got ahead of me and that's not fair"
>>534029969>turtle in the cuck cagechecks out
>>534030014then we wait for the rerelaunch
>>534030014>ifYou mean WHEN.
>>534030014what if its not??? checkmate atheist
>>534030067it is unfair yes
Wipe Guru 100%, that was the realm where the most egregious shit happened in the first 48 hours
>>534029694>>534029724The amount of people NOT in starting zones is so insignificant compared to those who haven't played yet that it will be a shit show no matter what. Wipe or not. So it is not a good argument for not wiping.
I hope it crashes again and they fail miserably. I hope they give up on the project and disband. Fucking trash deserve nothing good.
>NOOOO YOU CANT WIPE ME I PUT IN 3 HOURS OF MY TIME TO QUICKLY LEVEL TO 15 AND I DIDNT EXPLOIT AT ALL REEEEE DONT TAKE ALL OF MY EXP- HARD EARNED GOLD AWAY
>>534030067Youโre going to have to start at the starting zone like me and everyone else no matter how much reddit complains.
>>534030067yeah it was pretty unfair good point
Theres many more people low level or didnt get in at all, a wipe vote is inevitable
>>534029890How the fuck is Ulduar classic??? It's on Northrend
>they still think wipe is going to happen
You're a small vocal minority /epog/. Dad gamers are extremely protective over the time they invest into their characters while taking personal leave.
>>534030238>NOOOO YOU CANT LET PEOPLE KEEP THEIR CHARACTERS IT WILL TAKE ME 3 HOURS TO CATCH UP AND MY MOM GAVE ME AN EARLY BEDTIME WAAAAAAHHHHH
>>534030235I want to rape you
the exploit niggers are afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFFlOn4VXww
just crank it, fuck wipes
the wipe is going to be the funniest thing in private server history. we need a good name for it...
>gnome priests are definitely the best
>go night elf because they look cooler
>>534030448the great reset
>>534030238Why does it even matter. If your not already 15 your always going to be playing catch up with the real chads anyways?
>>534030448The Day The Karens Won
reddit wants no wipe, all I'm saying
>>534030470but you can just swap racials
>>534029662cope
COPE COPE COPE COOOPEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING RETARDS TRYING SO HARD TO AMASS GOLD WHEN THE SERVER FUCKING NEEDS A WIPE
Can I use Reshade with full addon support or will that get me banned?
>>534030470Rejoice bwo, you can swap racials later on
>>534029750I love when Whitemane taunts me knowing I can't reach her pussy because of her huge ass
>>534030325>over 60k members in discord>80% didn't reach lvl 3 >70% didn't spam login on days 1&2>40% don't even have accountsIt's over unless they somehow run the poll on their website.
>>534030481that's a good one
>>534030510but I'm level 7 with 3 silver and dont wanna do it again...
>>534030470fuck off we're full
>>534030448If they will be stupid enough to go with a wipe it's going to be a very dark stain for the server and going to have really bad long-term ramifications for the server
People aren't able to even think about what's going to happen in a week
>>534030529Rabi is not wow
voting no wipe just because I think wipefags are annoying
Pro Wipers cant read. The gold issue was already addressed. They just cant stand some got to play before they could. Sad!
>>534030510They already addressed that retard
All a wipe will do is congest starting zones, if you were 'behind' as it is you're going to be. The ones who hit 15 are Epoch's strongest sldiers.
all the newfags who joined last week will vote for a wipe. it's obvious which one is going to win.
>>534030590you are a dark stain on the server, pls wipe (your bum)
Every pro wiper is a schizo ranting about non-existent exploiters.
>>534030448>Devs bow down to public pressure and spat in the face of people who tested the servers
every anti wiper is from r*ddit
Visions of...
Whitemane's egg getting fertilized by shota sperm...
there were never wipes on turtle
>>534030590You know if you no wiper didn't sound so funny and made it sound like wiping is the worst thing possible people wouldn't care as much. Exact reason trump won btw
sweats will NOT be happy about a wipe
Wipe or no wipe, Kezan and Gurubashi are stale from all of the memes and shitposting.
I will be rolling on the new realm instead.
SAAR
do not wipe
DO NOT WIPE
VISHNU curse you if you wipe!!!
>>534030715>NO I'M NOT A KAREN FOR WHINING ABOUT PEOPLE BEING LEVEL 15 ERM CRINGE
>>534030590t. 150/150 mining/herbalism
SAAR PLEASE WIPE THEY ARE AHEAD SAAR THEY HAVE 50 SILVER IT'S NOT FAIR WIPE IT SAAAAAAAAAAR
>yfw tourists and newfags wipe your characters and steal your names
If they run the poll through discord, it will be wipe
If they run it through their website and require an account, it'll be no wipe
new realm shall be called whitemane.....
>>534030510im lvl 14 and got 1g, i dont wanna relevel again :)
>>534030704she already took 100+ loads from the youth recruit orientation day
>>534027208
I spent so much time grinding my professions to get ahead so I could buy everything I need while I level. I filled my bank with wands to sell when the level cap lifts. You can't do this to me. I earned my keep.
I vote to wipe the entire server and go back to day one when everything crashed
>>534030547Judging from actual number of reacts to previous updates 90% of these users are bots or unverified lurkers who can't even vote
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE LEVELED HERBALISM SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>534030737There is no mention of a new realm, multirealm was a backup plan
>>534030840I am aware.
But where is the picrel
>wipe
niggers always want to take away what a white man earned
IF YOU LEVELED AND TRYHARDED ON GOLD RIGHT AFTER KNOWING PEOPLE ABUSED ON HYPERSPAWN THEN YOU DESERVE TO FEEL LIKE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT
>>534030971Legend of CRAIG |ๅคง
CRAIG 15 level ๆไปฃไผบๆๅจ
24 hour online ๅคชๅคๆฐๅฃซๆณ้ฒๅ
ฅ
60 gold coin ๅคง้ๅดฉๆฝฐ
profession MAX ไผบๆๅจ่ฎๆ้ฌผๅ
lady dwarf wizard ่่ฒ็ซ้ขๅบ็พ
kezan mythical hero ไธ็ดๅ ่ผ ๆฐธไธๆต้
>>534029662Hey, um, hi! Iโm level 1 actually, because I didnโt get to play! A wipe is equitable for all. Have a nice day!
wipechads enjoyed the tests and shitposted in chat while laughing as the no wipe sisyphuses you're gonna keep leveling from 0 to 15 until the sun goes out
hyperspawning virile shota cum into whitemanes womb
We actually went from it's over to it's happening in less than 6 hours.
>>534031081umm its not our fault mommy took away your computer priviledges??
People are two levels and 30 silver above me? Wipe it.
What if it happens again you say? Well we wipe it again, of course!
if whitemane were real, she would wait for turtle wow fresh
>>534030864This entire server must be purged!
Wipes not happening, staff gets enough threats as it is without deleting people's characters after promising they'd get to keep them.
wipebros remember to spoof your phone number and use alt accounts to get extra votes
>>534030014you can always wipe it
>>534031194How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way!
>>534031189Turtle troons this is really getting quite pathetic...
I have to take my dog to the vet next week and cant play, can we wipe after that?
>>534031221Oil Prince here, I'm on it.
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WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR JUST LETS FUCKING PLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
turtle troons are playing the game while we vote in some polls
turtle troons are actually panicking
OH NO MY SMALL GREEN POUCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534031312He would never.
>>534031221>implying casuals will ever do thatnowipers on the other hand...
I tried so hard
And go so far
But in the end
My troon was wiped
>>534031142magic of technology. praise the omnisiah
Which race/class am I going to play?
Pls god open the discord chat it will be delirium
I'm just VIBING until the servers go up.
>>534031412human female
cosplay whitemane
get gnome'd
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best poll done so far btw
>>534031359kaytotes is all tuckered out from playing overwatch 2
please be patient
>>534031194Glad you could bake it, Uther(us).
do I have to be lvl60 to change my racials?
>>534031498if you won where is your own thread?
TORTUGA HERMANOS NECESSITAMOS DDOS
>>534031562do you enjoy wearing pink dresses?
>>534031562no. only priest healing is fun
>>534031562do you like spamming low rank flash of light
>>534031591do you want me to link /wpsg/
>>534031562its arguably the least fun
just straight up whack a mole, sometimes not even that since you're also the dedicated tank spammer and have to deal with dog shit pally buffs
>>534031562epoch paladins gets a splash heal talent. it's broken and gay
>>534031562It's boring as shit. Also have fun getting whispered constantly by people whining about blessings.
>>534031562you spam 1 heal on the tank nonstop
Shamans are a 1button healer too but at least they have to change targets
>>534031671why do you have to share a thread with other people? isnt it active enough with just turtards?
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the wipe is inevitable and has nothing to do with community vote, they accidentally wiped Guru and are going to use the community vote to hide their mistake.
That's why they haven't opened it back up this whole time.
What is a good addon for buying stuff from the AH? I know there was one that showed the price per item and helped with selling and buying quickly. Auctionator is complete ass if all you can list is one fucking item at a time.
>>534031671no no no no little harjeet link the real thread
>>534020116I've seen a worgen illusion on an undead warrior yesterday in brill. (lvl 6-7)
Grim.
epoch is a transgender agenda where you can change racials
>>534031757>>534031742there were 3 active turtle wow threads, but everyone decided to post in wpsg instead. if you want, there's still one left in /vm/
>>534031562paladin in general is probably the most white bread boring class in the game
>>534031867are these 3 threads in the room with us right now?
voting wipe
my only reason is to piss of WoW nerds
>another 24 hours of radio silence
Why canโt they just fucking open the servers up?
>>534031948sissy joi humiliation ritual
>>534031867Can you tell me a bit about the tranny drama in /wpsg/ please?
>>534031758>I've seen a worgen illusion on an undead warrior yesterday in brill.but it's a canon in wow classic, what's wrong?
there are always turtle players in epoch threads
but no epoch players in turtle threads
Tendies time, post some comfy wow lore videos to watch.
>>534031748My first choice would have simply been launch the server when you fix it.
But they don't want to do that, so now I want whatever choice that just puts the server up and takes the shortest time to come to a consensus ; if the majority vote wipe so will I.
>>534031948Reminder that the Poll will only be up for 1 hour, at a random point within the next 36 hours. Happy voting!
>n-no please don't wipe I bought all this toilet paper and hand sanitizer fair and square
>>534031948You WILL spam login and play the game for 10 minutes like the PIGGY you are and you WILL like it
>sissytroondle needs attention so bad starts bragging about imaginary threads
jesas, give tbc talents and proper client or shut the fuck up BITCH
hey guys, insider here... kaytotes is currently jacking his shit raw to whitemane porn so he can make a decision with a clear head. He said he'll be edging for the next 12 hours and then hes gonna sleep on it and make a poll in the morning to see if the community wants to poll a wipe or not
>>534032054You do know they already punished accounts that exploited, right?
>>534032054covidmaxxed gigachad
HAHAHAHAHA TWO WEEKS OF SITTING AND WAITING IN THE QUEUE TO PLAY FOR 2 HOURS IN TOTAL, AND IN THE END YOUR CHARACTER WILL BE DELETED ANYWAY
HOW'S IT GOING, EPOCH PLAYERS?
>>534032149At least i dont need to put up with turtle "balance".
>>534032149I'm sorry shenna, I shouldn't have believed that the grass was greener. Please forgive me.
>>534032138No they did not, or mine + friends accs didn't get caught lmao. hundreds of gold in weird items.
>>534032138Not enough they still have their characters, they must learn to regret everything they've done.
No wipers and wipers are going to play regardless of what happens. Everyone is just screaming at each other for fun. Wake me up when its up.
i hope they remove more core mmo features for maximum comfy
i am going to ask doctor to also sew my mouth shut when i go in for transition surgery
>>534030807das rite bloody bastard benchod
>>534032138anon they called crossrealm a "technology that doesn't exists" when even fucking gummy can pull it out
do you really believe this shit?
>>534032282>noooo i cant spam nigger in world chat
>>534032243Naw it was caught and you're a liar, that's why you aren't posting screenshots.
At the end of the day you have no justification for wipes, just that mommy makes you go to bed early.
>>534032236You should apologize to someone else.
wipers would be 15+ in the time it'll take to get this fucking poll finished
wipers, in their infinite wisdom, have decided to delay the delayed launch even more
>kaytotes mentiones they're prepared for launch
>immediately start getting turtle looneys in the thread coping and shitting up the place
It's really quite sad, how are they this mindbroken or is it really the promise of in game gold from Shenna that makes them act like this?
>>534032285This post made me finally google benchod.
"sister fucker" it says.
That's so fucking based that jeets are into wincest like that.
>retard devs are literally gonna make people wait days for a poll and then relaunch on the weekend
Why are they like this?
>>534032282nigger
global chat never existed in vanilla
>nowipers trying to take attention away from the fact that they exploited hundreds of gold
curious...
>the amount of progress i made isn't a big deal!
okay cool so you won't mind when we wipe it
>>534031748Who gives a fuck if Gurucuckshi got wiped, that server shouldn't even be there
>>534032471Just gitgud scrub
>>534032471screenshots of 100s of gold or it didn't happen ty in advance sport
>>534032451general chat didnt exist either, my fellow oldxister :)
as a turtle wow player, i support the wipe. the launch of epoch should be postponed until the end of august so that ambershire has time to be released
>>534032412It's hilarious how even just the fact Epoch plays way smoother singlehandedly keeps people from Turtle.
again no eta whatsoever.
what is their malfunction.
>>534032451But we are not playing vanilla.
>>534032471And we will do it again. Chests are not the only way to farm 50g+ per hour. Their anti-cheat sucks too, can just teleport around lmao.
>>534032574>no eta>turtle players are flooding epoch to vote for wipes to bring players over to their sideA double whammy!
Man I just wanna fucking level and compete for mobs and shit
>>534032583yes and nigger thirdworlders should fuck off to their wotlk server with rdf and global chat
>>534032674wipers say no, you need to wait even more
>>534032620misinformation you turtle trannie, listen to the Q&A this was already debunked before launch and isn't possible.
Is the wipe poll really the reason the server is not up right now? Incredibly retarded devs.
vibes were really good an hour ago but they're starting to dip for me now
They'd have to be actually retarded to put it up to a community vote on the discord when it isn't even locked
>>534032471They've already addressed this.
>>534032620>turtle shills aren't even being subtle
>one week later
>people find another exploit
wipe time
You were there for the launch and attended the realm test all week for the server? REEE WIPE UNFAIR!!
voting for a wipe because it'll cause the most melties on reddit and /epog/
>b-b-but--
dont care
>>534032763The "Kaytotes changed his mind on his promise of no wipes" Poll is going to delay the server's launch until next Saturday.
>>534032763They found something, Kaytotes was too trigger happy with the launch announcement and now war room is in absolute chaos and panic.
>>534032814no they haven't
>source: t-trust me, goy... you wouldn't want me to call you an antisemite would you?
Please donโt wipeโฆ I made so much gold through hyperspawns and exploitsโฆ
>>534032868No they didn't
Within 10 days, /epog/ went from hosting cheerful banter and discussion about best specs/professions/ to becoming a den full of deranged mentally ill broken men shitting this place with their self-humiliation and illegal fetishes.
nowipers are bidet propaganda
>>534032667that's fine, only mouthdrooling downies would not vote for a wipe.
>don't have to play XIV anymore in 12 hours
God yes thank you
inb4 it's still not launched 1 week from now despite the relaunch announcement
>people have tons of gold bro they need to wipe
>proof?
>uhhhhhh just trust me
>>534033031spamming chat. that's how zoombians communicate.
>>534032998so... the thread got better, and this is a problem because...
>>534032998left to own devices with no outlet. about as natural state as you can get.
>>534032998>illegal fetishes.which ones lol?
posts like>534032517 make me guess the anti wipers most likely are a elitist trannyguild. (aka, those that think they're good for playing 24/7 a ultra normie 1 button game). you're nobody. any low tier esport memer is far widely more famous and skilled than you.
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>>534033085then whats the issue with the wipe if you have nothing to lose?
where can I vote for the wipe
>>534033208I have 8 hours of progress to lose, why should I get punished because you didn't bother showing up?
>heh stupid wipers ill just be ahead of you in a few hours again anyways
oh cool so it shouldn't be a big deal
>WHAT!?? No!! you cant wipe!!
huh why not? you just said its not a big deal
>BECAUSE!! uh... well its... not fair... yeah!
>>534033208>willingly suffer through grape harvest again
Are they going to have incremental level caps like it's the beta phase or SoD again?
COME ON MAN
how long can it take to start a poll
is kaytotes sweepy?
>>534033354it's character building
>>534033339playing the game is now a punishment?
>>534033362that would be hellish
>>534033208The issue is that wiping makes no sense. We logged in and leveled a character on the advertised release date. You wipe baby's are only mad because you didn't get to play. Was it luck? Sure. Wait till you find out what nepotism is.
>>534033189I'm a wageslave incel that kinda got forced into normie life (minus social aspect) because I'd rather own something than be poor. I don't have 70 hours a week to play WoW anymore, I spent over 12 hours on the launch weekend to reach my level 12 due to all the crashes etc. Losing that progress would fucking suck and demotivate me, therefore I'll be voting against wipe.
gnomes should not be priests
tauren should not be priests
dwarf mage is on thin ice
>>534033208i already invested myself in this character and starting from scratch so soon is going to break my immersion
>>534033443i got to play, still voting wipe
>>534033474this is why there are no gnome and tauren priests on turtle wow
>>534033397no... that would be the deletion of the progress I've made
are you retarded?
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>advocates daily for wipe
>wipe happens
>still end up behind the pack
Why can't they just be honest with themselves, and admit they never had a chance. Even with a wipe, you're still going to be behind.
the thought of seeing a bunch of cows running around with benediction triggers my gag reflex
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>>534033085>confirmed almost 30g over a week agodamn i wonder
>>534033505Ok? in the grand scheme it doesn't matter. Most people crying for a wipe wont make it past lvl 30 anyways. They'll just move on when the new "fresh" expirence comes out
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>calling for wipe when max cap is lvl 15
the absolute state of 40 year old millenials complaining like they're not neets with more than 140 hours available for WoW per week
>server is only up when I'm at work
no shit I want a wipe you fucking retards
>>534033616THEY GOT AHEAD
WIPE THEM
>>534033659if u can't crank out 10 hours daily for vanilla content, you never had a chance. back of the line wagie.
>>534033659and the same people get ahead of you while you're at work after the wipe
>>534033659news flash wagie. It'll be up when your at work in the future and people will be way further than lvl 15. retard
>>534033474?
Tauren was fucking human priest and she showed him the ways of the light, perfectly lore accurate, stop being autistc
>>534033571if its confirmed then that means he will just remove the gold, no?
whats the problem then?
yes having their profession levels higher from abusing node hyperspawns is kinda gay, they will have an edge because they would be able to mine the next level of herbs/ores while others wont be able to, but its not THAT big of a deal
you will at least have some blacksmiths/leatheworkers/alchemists that can craft shit you need for the mats you have
Your character will get wiped and you will start from scratch whilst you complain and bitch because you know you're mazed and can't stop yourself. See you in Northshire.
>>534033636Still voting wipe troonie, as will everyone else.
>>534033571the proof that we need a wipe is 10 people having their shit removed? does that make sense to you?
>>534033767lvl 15 is 2 hours of work lol, even less
>>534033659back to your cage wage slave this isn't about you
>>534033763I don't care because I didn't sit in queues for hours and got to level 6 casually
>>534033752>>534033753okay? i don't care. if we both have 10 hours of free time to play per day except I can't use mine because I'm getting round robin'd by server issues then I'll complain
you fags make a really good argument for a wipe by crying about it
>>534033762no light for cow bois
>>534033780that was on the 27th
it's more people and more gold by now
wipe it up janny
>People want to wipe because they think this time they will get lucky and be in first
Played earlier today and 80% of players were below lvl 5
>>534033804its more than 2 hours man
>>534033831how does a reset remedy this?
>>534033763northshire? that was yesterday. you're behind. we're already finishing westfall. didn't the wipe help you keep up?
>>534033908?? dont play warrior then
>>534022584I told you fuckers, I told you. They have more fragile egos than Turties GMs. They will literally launch the server with the chat off because otherwise people will clown on them
What sort of MMO is this?
>>534033854They don't want all that time sitting at the login screen to be a waste.
I do.
>>534033831Yeah you wont be round robin"d by server issues. You'll sit in queue till its time for bed to go back to working like a good wagie LOL
reminder that kezancucks will be wiped while guruchads will be spared because we didn't have 10 extra hours of stress tests to build up gold
>>534033951one where retards don't get to voice there opinions for the whole server to see?
a good one?
>>534033902>80% already level 5its over.. this isn't fresh anymore
>wipe
>server relaunch
>/who plaguelands
laughing my ass off wipe doesn't matter
Reminder that you're a vocal, gay, bitchy minority
https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVppOjZv/results
>>534033864you know why they had that much gold on the 27th... right? you didn't find out about project epoch just a couple of days ago... right?
i want a wipe because i dont trust the jannies to actually clean up the exploited chest/gathering node gains, i dont care about coming in first
>>534034038Can't loot chests above your lvl saar, they fixed it
wipechads have already won by petitioning it to a vote
you already know you are about to get raped, stop embarrassing yourselves
>>534034102this
we already went from no wipe to "okay we'll make a poll"
it's over
What if the 3rd server option they had was them setting up extra servers during this downtime. By now, would that even help offset the pop load.
>>534034102This is why Plato hated democracy.
>>534034076them removing the exploits only makes their advantage worse because now no one else can catch up
we're wiping
>>534034160that's non negotiable though.
>>534033659if you're working does it even matter? they'll be ahead of you in 24 hours anyway unless its the weekend
>>534033951>What sort of MMO is this?A good one?
Not having world chat and people communicating in /say is something I didnt know I needed.
You can always join a party or guild if you want more people to talk to.
>>534034193they had their shit removed retard
>SAAAARS DON'T WIPE NEVER WIPE
They're scared
>>534034247and you will too heh
>>534034301I accept your concession, retarded wipefag
DON'T WIPE IT IT'S NOT FAIR TO US
WE TESTED YOUR SERVERS
WE SAID THANK YOU
WE SENT POSITIVE ENERGY TO THE DEVS
genuine question - why would a server with an uptime of 3 hours over 2 weeks not start fresh once what caused the 0.008% uptime is fixed? the fact that they're even polling for this is retarded
>>534034385Why should people that logged in at the advertised launch and helped stress test the server for a week have there progress wiped?
>>534034586Because it was a stress test anon, you said so yourself
there will be queue and northshire will explode regardless of wipe or not
wiping the server ensures a real fresh launch + not having to deal with the abusers = 2 birb in 1 shot
non wiping only caters to the few lvl 15's + the abusers who got away with the gold and mats.
in which the tryhards that got 15 and leveled professions will still play and get it again, even if some of them get pissed off they still are a low number compared to the vast majority who want a real fresh. and this is a numbers game.
real fresh is necessary. why would anyone want to play a relaunch where you start lvl 1 then abusers running with mounts by day 2. a 60 alter following their hc by next week, pics of banks full of devilsaur, the AH controlled by 1 fag. rather play bronzebeard or a single player server.
>>534033717100% normal server behaviour
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