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>>534061715>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/
>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/
>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol
/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
reminder that Nami is soft
Somebody bring back the full Jinx Anon folder again for Christ's sake.
Fuck.
>>534141079 (OP)is ryze still a trollpick outside of giga high elo or no
>>534141079 (OP)I miss playing Gwen...
>>534141361>velkoz uglywhat the FUCK is wordcloud's problem
>>534141361Riot needs to buff Mel
Soraka my cute wife!
>>534141110This is good.
you can let your bronze 4 jungle friend ruin the game and you can let your opponent's supp roam into my lane because youre losing your lane but then im just going to take your faggot bronze jg's camps and push you out of your own lane. nigger. this isnt going to be a "not my problem" thing for you. its your dogshit premade its your problem
>>534141954you know what's better? I've stolen Ahri's fish
I am 38, hardstuck plat 2-3 and only play this game while extremely drunk and/or high
>>534142729at least you're not a samefagging tranny pretending to lust over your fat body
>>534142269That's not good. That fish has knives.
I wish *yra was my girlfriend
>>534143010can i be your girlfriend instead?
>>534143083Probably not. Tell me about yourself
Can I post the Drawpile? I have the SFW version.
>>534143236catbox both versions
>>534143187if it's probably not then nevermind.
>>534143236Yeah. The "nsfw" is not even nsfw.
Like actually look at the catalog. Any gacha game OP is literally 20 times worse
I need to reunite the Kinkou.
>>534143349Maybe I will!
>>534143374You got it.
>>534143457akali used to be so much cuter.
>>534143697I LOVE SPLASHBRUSH SO MUCH
>>534142941and now they're OURS
>>534143697Yordle rape?
I'm thinking yordle rape
>>534143938That Poppy would Rape you instead. Capital R
>>534141954Sorry I haven't been around lately, just a lot going on lately. I'm not dead though and I didn't quit! I seen someone earlier say I got married, quit and move don. That is not true.
>>534143721She's just going through a phase.
>>534143697autism speaks
i listen
>>534144245I figure as much. You did say you'll be extra busy.
>>534143926But for how long until Ahri comes for her Fish?
>>534144520carried by chud kaisa
>>534143697why the xayah got fat tats, not that im complaining
>>534143697Whoa. Is that the most filled up drawpile yet? Its bursting at the seams
>>534143697>taric's dialogue is backfuck yes! make it the next thread op
also kek at the frog costume censor
>>534144603I don't know, but I will be ready. I've stashed some fox decoys
>>534143697where's the nsfw one
>>534144847Here's a closed-up version.
>>534143697whats the discord link to
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>>534144753Check last thread
>>534145423Saved them all that's why it's named 3!!
>>534144893Oh god. Release the decoys. She's on our tail!
>>534144603>I figure as much. You did say you'll be extra busy.Yeah besides tomorrow and wed, next week will be my last 2 job thing. Till then, I sleep and i'm taking this nami's fish with me from that stupid ugly fox.
>try to climb as top thru gemerald
>every game no matter how ahead I am is a brutal, grueling slog
>try mid for 20 games
>feel like 10x worse at the role and cant hit skillshots for shit but am climbing dramatically faster and with much less general stress or effort, mistakes feel much less punishing
Is mid just OP or is top just weak?
>>534144753You would what, anon?
>>534144746I hope it grows more and more. I think next month marks a full year of magmas
>>534145552Sex! Maybe cuddle a little she looks so warm
>>534145650Based and yes, it looks very cozy in there.
>>534145534You don't want to do that. That Fish is Armed and Dangerous.
Dreamt about one of my exes again award.
>>534145792Rape is bad! Be lovey dovey and sweet instead!
>>534145502it's just a cotton yarn, but it should be enough
>>534143697Alright, here's the Not Safe For Work one.
https://files.catbox.moe/jvgln4.png
Why are there so many FUCKING dicks being drawn on league girls?! why is there so many gay people in the community??!?!?
>>534143697>duckanon is backBased based based based based.
>>534146210futa is kinda sexy if the girl looks good with a penis
>>534146210If they're drawn on girls how are they gay? Idiot.
>>534146326If if you're excited by the sight/fantasy of the MALE SEX ORGAN, that's GAY!
>>534146282wtf homo
>a penis
yeah thats pretty gay
>>534146210because there are canon dickgirls like gwen, soraka and lillia?
>>534146019No! Be sweet. Cuddle. Forehead kisses. The good shit.
>>534145991Cotton yarns only work on cats and Ahri is a dog-like thing....
>>534146429>men have a penis >penis are gay>you are gay
>>534146432stop ruining gwen with gay crap shes literally just a doll you weirdos
>>534146479she's not the sharpest tool in the shed, we'll be fine
If this is gay to you then I don't want to be straight.
>>534146791She's quite literally AGP fantasy of "becoming a real girl"... r*tard.
im gonna lock in kindred tomorrow after i catch some Zs
>>534147946why don't real girls want to play a cute dress up doll?
>>534148082because she's a melee t*planer stuck in proplay jail for most of her existence.
>>534146528>zoom in on penis>"oh thats gay">zoom out to long hair and tits>"oh nevermind"u 4 real?
>>534147819This is true, but it's never wise to steal from a Fox. Never heard of "Crazy, like a fox?"
>>534148158so we agree that the tits and hair make it less gay
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>>534148082I dont see the appeal of gwen even as guy. Most woman i knew seemed to like kayle however.
I think they're based
>>534148379No. It's Gay. You put a cock on a female. That just turns them into a passable tranny.
>>534148605passable, as in you would go for it. see now you understand
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wild fucking game
>>534148156>stuck in proplay jail for most of her existenceit's not fair bros
>>534149732>more lulu nerfsfuck you riot
>>534149732>singed>q no longer deals less damage to champions on redsideare they joking
I hate myself. going for another 10hrs of rankeds, I guess.
>>534149732I have ideas for AD Mordekaiser already.
>>534144753Hmmm its been a while.
>>534149880i was thinking of shojin morde but where do you fit it in? 2nd item? rylai->shojin->rift? but then you delay your jaksho for 4th item
>>534149732QIyana buffs seem a little insane
250g more AS at level 1 means her level 2 all-in is actually just going to smoke people alive holy fuck
Pretty excited to limit test all my lp away
>>534149732mhmm brand buff, because why not
>singed q deals no longer less dmg on redsideimagine this being a thing
trinity kaiser seems fine now
Hexplate seems to be better for ad shyvanna now
Rest seemjs pretty mundane
>>534143697>no rellit's over
>>534149961I don't know if I would still build Rylai, AD items for fighters already have some bits of mobility. The issue is that his output is entirely AP, however the AD scaling on his Q should allow him to build something from AD like sustain, I think. Maybe you could build Sundered Sky, Shojin and Sterak too look like a nice idea.
>>534150258By the time yordlebro had a chance to draw her, the canvas was full iirc.
anybody wants to chat with me while i work? we can play a few games throughout the day i just feel lonely right now !
>>534150571i'm not going to be your monkey on a bike while you work
>>534150628i didn't mean it like that.. sorry
>>534150571its 2am im going to bed sorry anon
>>534150571are you a cute girl?
>q mid top
>top, mid, top, top but someone dodges, top again anyway
nice game
>>534149732love to see the most unskilled inflated assassin in the game get buffed? new mythic skin soon?
>>534149732>singed q dealing less damage on red sideis this not hotfix worthy?
>>534151189no you're not spin
>>534151217spin doesn't talk like that and can't help but post an image each time
>>534151127it was a technical issue where dots on 1 side started ticking faster than the other
phreak made like a 40 minute explanation about it, it wasn't just an easy fix
>>534151217i'm not spin..
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>>534149732>Yi buffsseems potentially really strong, guess we'll see though.
>Rek'Sai +4ADvery nice!
>J4, Nocturne, Xin nerfsVERY nice!
>Rumble changesvery strange
>Nash changesso does it have less HP now? idgi
>>534151189but are you a girl?
>>534149868>q no longer deals less damage to champions on redside....that was a thing this whole time?
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>>534151768ok!
>Morde buffsnot sure what they're hoping to accomplish with this, it gives him some stats during/after his R but it's such a strange way to buff him
>Sylas, Naut, Brand jghate Brand but I think Sylas and Naut are fun junglers to play with and against tbdesu so I'm happy with this! 2 out of 3 isn't bad.
>Lulu nerfslol, I love how she keeps getting shot out of nowhere every few patches. Good tho. Super obnoxious.
>Zyra R damageI didn't even realize her R did damage? I thought it was just the knock-up + plant empowering lol. TIL I guess.
The rest is all pretty uneventful.
>20 death botlane episode
>>534149868No.
The League of Legends custom engine made by riot 15 years ago is coded very weirdly in a way not even the people currently working at riot fully understand hiw it works so when they try to change something in the game it gives birth to another 10 bugs.
Like Leona getting Kayn E permanently if she E's him while hes E'ing or global Poppy Q etc.
>>534151971>didn't even realize her R did damage?Jesus Christ, lolg.
>>534151938You're a gay faggot, and a wicked one at that. Always playing the victim after being a nuisance to others and stirring up drama.
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>>534152264Shrug. Is it on usage like Morgana R? Or is it on the knock up?
If im neither pretty or a girl does that mean my dreams of having a stalker will never come true?
Only 9:30AM and am already close to a meltdown from these rankeds.
>>534152093Reminder that the guy who made league's engine is the man responsible for making this:
https://youtu.be/pplzaxPGnvs?t=877
>>534152429neither of these matter as long as you act cute
>>534152264most people here barely even know what their main does
>>534152429If you're not a sissy lolg most likely won't want to play games with you.
>>534152354woah what did i do...
>>534152497Azuma Minami #3436
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>>534152660Now I know! lol. Thanks.
>>534152429people here are undesirable you don't want any of that
So uhh whats been going on with sneaky? He started popping up on my ig feed, I remember years ago he just did cosplay but now hes actually doing onlyfans? Wtf happened? I thought he had a gf?
>>534151591>so does it have less HP now? idginash had combat hp regen which got removed because it was a contributor to a lot of missed smites
instead they looked at how much hp it regens in general and added it to his hp pool by default
it takes the same time to kill it unless it's being stalled/ignored during a teamfight, in those cases since it doesn't have hp regen anymore it's just gonna take less time to kill overall(unless it resets)
>>534152627oh god why am i laughing
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>>534152910Thanks for the explanation on this as well. Very concise. Didn't even realize what they were removing was the HP regen, I had read it as:
>HP5 per minute. 1.875 -> 0being the scaling HP it got every minute I suppose, so it wouldn't have HP scaling per game time anymore
>Base HP upsimple enough!
>HP per minute: 180 -> 190and this latter part threw me off because it conflicted with what I thought the 1st part was lol.
I guess HP5 means regen then?
>>534152839yeah he had a cosplayer girlfriend and she taught him how to do his makeup and get the angles right and what filters to use to look as feminine as he can thats why hes so hot now
NS is not going to lose another game. Not ever.
>>534153231are they not together any more?
>>534153231how is she so ugly even with all that makeup? i thought asians were supposed to be cute
>>534152429I have an obsessed mid 30s freak stalker just because he is convinced i am a tranny when i am just a regular man
>>534153030hp5 is old term for hp regen
>>534153427They do look cute after they apply all of their filters.
Sneaky didnt turn them on in this video for his girl tho what a shit bf </3 thats probably why she left his lazy ass.
>>534153030>HP5 per minutenigger, think, think for a second
it means health per 5 seconds
>>534154080She is a ditz stuck in pisslow
>>534154080Right. I remember now from Classic WoW but seeing it right after waking up didn't ring any bells. "HP5 per minute" doesn't feel very indicative of "per-second health regen" imo but ye. I get it.
>go into game
>duo on opposing team has nothing but weird symbols and japanese in their name
>get a feeling something is up
>as soon as the game starts they start spamming the chat with blank spaces and and other dumb shit
>cant even use chat afterwards
>they spend the entire game doing this shit
>check after game
>both accounts are level 30
Idk why they even bother using alts considering riot doesnt do a fucking thing to retards like these
Why are they buffing Sylas?
Isnt he already too strong
Its not like he has a exalted skin like Viego coming up so why?
They should buff someone weak like Neeko instead.
Or at least fix that bug where her disguise automaticly drops without her cancelling it or enemy hitting her randomly for no reason.
I will only be happy when lyra kills himself
>>534155676why so obsessed
>>534155743unlike you sociopaths I only have society's best interest in mind
>>534155994Azuma Minami #3436
>>534155845>unlike you sociopaths>prays everyday for a random poster to dieidk sounds sociopathic to me bruv
>>534156058if you wanted hitler to die during ww2 you would have been a sociopath, got it
>team is entirely quiet in game and only communicates with pings
S-tier winnersq game, you're playing with 4 humans
>toxic team, constant flaming
OK average performance from members in team
>everyone is quiet in the match, nobody pings
bad game, usually a loss
>everyone is a bunch of wholesome chungus redditor talking a bunch in chat trying to be tactical and everyone being nice to each other
worst losersq you'll ever experience in the game, just dodge in lobby if this happens
one of the worst teams you'll ever play with, just dodge if this is your lobby
>>534150571how are you holding up anon
>>534155298Neeko is already a strong support though.
Moving Sylas to the jungle lets him scale even more ridiculous, and lets him avoid his bad match ups too, he's getting the Ekko treatment.
>>534156038It says internal error something something, probably because you blocked me.
>>534156160Bonus points if the latter will beg in allchat to report you for asking to ff
>>534152453amusing and upsetting
>>534156160>>everyone is a bunch of wholesome chungus redditor talking a bunch in chat trying to be tactical and everyone being nice to each otherI do this
>>534149868>Making mirror map is impossible because it would break the game
>>534156135>comparing a shitposter to genicidei would rather hitler be tried though the legal system and jailed yes
It's not like I hold grudges but if you're going to grief or go afk a 4th time it might be better for everyone that we avoid this situation, now wouldn't it?
>>534156504genicide is not a word
if you were a lawyer hitler would walk away without any sentence
>>534155676i was going through some things at the time when we started talking so i wanted to take a few days first to compose myself and come back so that i could give you my attention more fully
but then you went on your attention whore monologue and deleted me but obviously you were just larping
you are kind of a retarded ugly rodent, im just going to ignore you from now on, i would advise you to do the same but i know you wont be able to
good luck with your life, maybe try to stop outplaying yourself at every corner and things will get better for you
>play some league
>"vanguard error", dc, half of the players also dced
>reconnect
>bsod
>ok, reboot
>another error when tryin to login, "unknown player"
>reboot
>"unknown player" again
>another reboot
>the game finally works
>luckily i get carried by fed teammates
and all that happened in a single match...
Been dating this cute giga passer tranner I met while playing arams. Thanks to whoever recommended arams here months ago. I would've been hella lonely otherwise.
>>534157756Yep, arams always work and it's much healthier too since they wont leave you for someone else with a "better rank" or whatever the crap.
>>534157756cool story ozsomedude
fiddlesticks, fiddlesticks
lick their pube and suck their tits
ancient fear, ancient fear
steel your cock and rape their rear
fiddlesticks, first of ten
bang an hole in their mushy den
demon lord, end of men
rip their heads and cum on them
>tentacle AD 105% -> 110%
>passive CD 20-7.25 -> 20-7
lol
i'm done
>>534157136You are a worthless, bitch ass, nigga
Your life, literally, is as valuable as a summer ant
I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back
I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back
Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup
You worthless, bitch ass, nigga
You're gonna stay on my dick until you die
You serve no purpose in life
Your purpose in life is to be in my stream, sucking on my dick daily
Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily
Your life is nothing
You serve zero purpose
You should kill yourself NOW!!
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe in this blue trapped bubble
Cause what are you here for?
To worship me?
Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.
anyone aram? dahlia #amok or maybee arena, but pref aram
also, when someones gold in soloqueue, but emerald in flex queue does the rank for clash count as you being emerald or you being gold?
>>534158301on that crackhead shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-CF8t9mxA
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>open twitter
>see drututt shittalking smurf content streamers
>everyone is fuming and defending themselves suddenly
https://x.com/Drututt/status/1952714594020987065
sometimes streamer drama can be entertaining
>NOOOO I AM DOIGN LE EDUCATIONAL CONTENT WHERE I AUTOPILOT SHIT ON LITTLE TIMMY
>I AM LE COACH
>thanks for the 50 dollar donation hitler88 i hope you are having a great day
*TTS reads*
>"20 bombs for an extra 20? [insert popular twitch extension emote here]"
>alright then 20 it is
>guys theres no way they gonna ff before i get 20 kills right?
*triple kill*
>of they ff-d, ggs! that's how you dominate low elo with my guides!
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I've still got it.
imagine calling ME a retarded ugly rodent, of all things, of all people
>>534152762Dunno, most people i met here are actually good guys, maybee under the wrong influence or something.
>>534158521idk who you are but fiddlesticks has thicker limbs than yours
time to exercise a bit
>>534156160>queue greedy assassin supp>adc is all friendly and asks me what champ he should play and tries to theorycraft>here we go again>locks in sivir>get into game, enter lane, first engage the sivir fumbles all of his abilities and gets us both killed>spam ping him and instantly go midlane>adc has a melty >midlaner starts question mark pinging me to gtfo>/deafen all>keep out mid out of trouble, frequently roam top and get a kill on gwen 2 times>end up carrying the game together with a great jungler which matches my aggression>end as 10/3/6feels so fucking good as a support to just flip the middle finger to an adcuck, start roaming and then carrying the game. You can do literally whatever you want to, I'm not a part of your system. Think sivir ended like 0/7/6 or some shit.
>>534158521stop reposting shit from /lgbt/ please
>>534158578some self-harming tranny from /lgbt/
don't google search the image unless you wanna see a benis
>>534158663>lgbt>trannythe self hate is real
>>534158301Its kinda hard to love yourself when nobody cares abt you.
I could die today and nobody would notice im gone my body would probably sit there rotting for months until goverment comes to reclaim my property because i havent been paying my taxes and find my skeleton inside and that kind of makes me sad when i think about that.
you're the only constant in all your relationships, I'd keep that in mind
>>534159435Based gumysusi destroyer
>>534159435did you ever lose it though?
>doompost vs hopepost arc
wonder which side will win
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>>534158529You can try to socialise and whatever, I don't really care a about you now and I wont really care about you when things eventually go downhill.
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FUCK YOU RIOT NOT EVEN THE RANDOM ASS DISCONNECT MID-GAME WILL STOP ME FROM GETTING A DUB BEFORE BED
I'M OPENING ANOTHER TICKET
>>534159374true which is why my ex still has his mommy pick him up for errands while i drive wherever whenever i want
>>534159861Your reply doesnt make much sense to me to be desu
Im just saying that most people here are actually ok
>>534159821Cynical posts.
>>534159986erm why do you stay up til 7am to play videogames?
>>534160029Ok people do not stalk others nor do they ask.
Not gonna offtopic more.
>>534159986wooo looks like a pretty fun, close game
grats on the win!
>>534149732I DON'T GET THIS MASTER YI BUFF. SO HIS Q NOW COUNTS AS ON-HIT OR SOMETHING? OR DOES IT SIMPLY REFRESH TERMINUS DURATION? CAN HIS Q APPLY TERMINUS DAMAGE TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING IT HITS? SO IF TERMINUS/KRAKEN PROCS WITH Q, CAN MASTER YI PROC BORK PASSIVE TO THE ENTIRE SCREEN TOO?
>>534160167Theres people who do that, never implied any different thing.
Talking about playing with people from the same board seems more meta discussion than off-topic
What i meant is that ye sure, these people exists but arent exactly representative of the entire board
>>534160094because I'm going to get a real velkoz game despite disconnects before I sleep godamnit!
also it's not 7am here yet
>>534160170thank man! it was a pretty fun match. slowly getting better at dealing with sylas matchups which is awesome
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ATTENTION ARAM PLAYERS
Anybody else getting a crazy amount of bot games for seemingly no reason? Pretty sure something is bugged big time because I've gotten 3 bot games back to back
>>534160523Is it a new account with no aram games? Aram and SR dont share MMR.
So you can theoretically be master MMR in normals, and get queued with bots in aram
>>534160523If your account is inactive for a while or if it's a new account you get bots in your games. They should eventually go away once you hit level 30 or if you play enough games.
>>534160613No, I play aram every single day. I am not a "returning player"
I just played in a bot game where all of my real human team mates also were not "returning players" (I checked their op.gg to confirm) and they too were complaining about bot games for seemingly no reason
>>534160771There are more bots in arams than in SR. Unironically if you play coop vs ai you get matched with humans more than in arams from what I go through.
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>534160845No I'm not talking about player bots that are farming exp/ip, I'm talking about Riot Games bots
>>534160949Yes that's what I'm talking about.
>>534151024But Akali wasn't buffed
nobody aram? euw (dahlia #amok)
RISPEK TO ALL ORIGINAL WARRIORS
>>534158240Somebody get this spook outta my motherfuckin' chat
You dumb, black ass coon
Get the fuck out of my motherfuckin' chat
Sick of seein' your black ass in my motherfuckin' room
Don't you get the message, bitch?
I don't want you here, spook
anyone wants to play on euw?
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>i am disgusting but atleast not that disgusting and i get paid for it
thoughts on these type of creatures?
>>534162470It's educational though. :)
>>534162470nobody cares that you can't get out of your shit elo and you want to blame it on literally anybody you can
>>534162470they should just own it
>>534162551>you can't get out of your shit elo where there are people who shouldn't belong because they are smurfing*Fixed it for you.
>alois "challenger" riven abuser hardstucks diamond when trying to play illaoi unranked to masters
Curious
Ap sona absolutely lovely in aram as always
>>534163245>stream X doing unranked to masters challenge on Y champthats an original one bro, never seen that one before!
currently working a shitty job for one more month then i am going to be free
>>534162470Drututt is right and coach kirei doesn't own the fact that hes doing what drututt is saying
>>534162470I think smurfing is a riot games problem. The game itself encourages you to smurf and have multiple accounts, so does riot.
Its most of the time no problem eitherwy since if you actually smurf your mmr is higher than usual and even if you smurf in gold your enemies will be emerald.
Its kinda stupid handled, but usually you dont meet genuine gold players unless you purposefully lose to lower MMR and buy deboosted accs.
That is pretty disgusting however
we need more for euw normal game if anyone want.
>>534162470Also Challengers
They should add duo queue to Masters+ and let people have fun with the vidya game however they want.
Why did I get hard reading this?
>Challengers start smurfing
>wtf why can't I get challenger games in a timely manner??
Are challenger players just fucking retarded?
How about a system that gives you 1 grand-acc that can have up to 5 different summoners accs or more?
So if you were dia or emerald, your 2nd accs wouls start 1 elo below your main so you could have 1 mainacc to sweat and another one for offrole or practicing champs etc without the entire lvling, smurfing process?
Would make sense, but then again, its a riot problem so there wont be.
i waited for you all night
>>534143697That Tristana is one of the hottest things I've ever seen.
Also I unironically want that Riven to become a skin.
>>534164023Jellyfish Sloth is cute!
>>534163490>never seen that one before!ON ILLAOI ESPECIALLY ON CURRENT PHREAK PATCH IT'S AN ACTUAL CHALLENGE. I'M SURPRISED IF LITERALLY ANYONE ON THE PLANET CAN DO IT LMAOOOO THE REJECT GAMES SUPPORT MAIN EMPLOYEES GOT TOO PISSED AT A RANDOM GOLD ELO ILLAOI PLAYER 1V9'ING THEM THAT THEY CONTINUE NERFING HER INTO THE GROUND LOOOOOOOL
>>534164516Kys. 1 grand account would mean that players only have to buy their skins once.
t. phreak
>>534160845>Unironically if you play coop vs ai you get matched with humansI mean... aside from saying the obvious...
Seriously, it's just odd how much better in terms of quality coop vs ai games are compared to the pvp alternative. Occasionally, a new player or someone trying an unfamiliar champion will show up as they should, of course. However the rate of that happening is, anecdotally, far far lower than my pvp games. Additionally, the only trolls that show up there are the platinum+ losers that farm bots on their mains but even then they can't be categorized as human refuse. It makes sense, but it also does not.
Idk if zoomies found some secret tech but zoomie trans genuinely look like women, millennial trans are always ugly as shit. Honestly wish trans stuff was talked about when I was a kid, would love to be a girl playing sona/kaisa in botlane v.v
>>534166576league of legends
zoomers have easier access to estrogen and do it early in their teens
they'll still end up killing themselves before they hit 30 though
>>534166680So its too late to pinkpill lolg zoomers?
>>534166680I really dont see the point in living past 30, your body becomes your enemy and you are forced to work for the rest of your life and pay social taxes until 65 or whatever and then get to not work, but youll probably die before hand if you grew up and were working poor(low quality unhealthy food, working back breaking jobs, less health insurance/medicine options). Just have a kid before 30 and die young at your most peaceful. Youll be reborn into the rift as a minion or something too.
>>534167161if reincarnation is real there is a big big chance you'll be reborn as an indian
>>534166576Depends on where you grew up. In st. pauli (germany) transsexuality is part of the loca culture since the 80s and longer. Its a far left citydistrict with only punks, gangs, lgbt and touris.
I think if you're somewhere countryside its talked about significantly less
Played on 4 different account, got hit with 4 different losing teams. Averaged 15/0, my team either inted or went afk, had a teemo unsuccessfully trying to steal my camps, but he couldn't even 1v1 my red.
I think I'm free, bros.
I'm uninstalling. See you guys in a few months when I relapse again.
>>534167161What was the point of living those 30 years to begin with? Were you happy in your youth?
>>534166576the earlier you start the better the effects.
zoomers started in their early teens and some even got started in preteens so they didnt go through male puberty as much if at all while millenials usually started in late teens,20's(or even later)after puberty already did its thing and ruined their body.
>>534164023(s)he wants the big adc cock
>>534167518This is such groomer bullshit.
How do you explain all those biowomen who have had estrogen their entire existences looking like ugly men?
Estrogen barely does anything. There's not a single documented example of someone getting HRT and suddenly turning into a super qt without prior dedication and efforts (gym, diet, fashion, make up, grace, mannerisms...)
Trans women take estrogen for the psychological effects, nothing else, and certainly none of that urban discord groomer legend of it being some kind of magical girl panacea.
I love being a guy, but i wish i had less T.
I had such beautifull long hair, like you have no clue
this is what happens when tiktok and instagram is your source of education
>>534167865
>>534167508I dont know, I wasnt really a person until a few years ago. I was on autopilot you can say. What difference does it make killing yourself at 30 vs 65 (or before that because you cant anymore due to sickness or injury) and then eventually having to kill yourself because of medical debt due to your weakened aged body. Most seniors have crippling medical debt and hurt their family even more than if they just ended everything at 30 with some savings.
>>534165192Good morning.
>>534163952The issue with this is how people will see these 20 minute queues and be impatient and go smurf. And then those 20 minute queues become 30 minute queues and even more people go make smurfs. And so on and so on. It's not that there aren't enough high elo players. It's that they're all on smurfs. Collectively ban all smurfs and high elo queue time is fixed.
>>534168075If you want to die early, feel free, point is you'll get there eventually anyways...You can either try to do something you find meaningful in that given span, or not.
>>534166334Back then the people who botted accounts to sell used to lower the quality of these AI games but since riot started botting themselves after killing the actual bots the quality of AI games have been better, the games are super low effort too since you keep coming across high elo players in your team or the prestige skinned 1 million point player, when I level my accounts I just spam coop vs AI these days since drafts and stuff keep giving me players who get upset and basically give up on the games seeing a new unranked player playing on the rift after bots and tutorials complaining about how riot agents are after them and the game is rigged against them etc so it's been mainly coop vs AI though the bad thing about spamming it is that you don't really learn and become an overall terrible player in PVP maps
>>534168342Yeah im planning on it, been lurking the SS forum for awhile. Just need a concrete plan and need to obtain SN.
>>534162470Literally just had a challenger ADC on a smurf duo 2v9 my game very cool.
it's interesting how whenever transgender stuff is brought up, jannies don't hesitate nuking the whole thread
really subtle there janny
Psychopath janny, pray theres not another leak in the future.
>>534167865Its because they have a condition known as PCOS giving them abnormal testosterone levels causing them to develop male features like deep voices,beards,shrinking their breasts,grow adams apples,develop more and denser body hair etc.
Hrt pills were invented to help combat this disease originally so women can have normal estrogen levels and dont suffer from the consequences of high testosterone levels and they can be used to help transwomen in the same way.
Okay, back to league then, anyone aram euw now? dahlia #amok, currently ingame though
>>534168952>average Karma vs Rell matchup
The one thing that is never mentioned when they discuss the rising queue times of high elo games is Riot's incompetence. If the game stayed fun or balanced people wouldn't be leaving in droves and queue times wouldn't be so high.
>b-but its normal for high elo games to take forever to find!!
wrong. in NA for most of the game's life the most you'd have to wait for a GM-challenger game was 10 minutes. now thats what i wait for a masters game during prime hours.
there is a clear, factual degradation of enjoyment of the game and the only people that can be blamed are those responsible for gameplay decisions aka the balance team.
running from one objective to the next for 30 minutes isn't fun. having every game be decided by 1 of the 2 junglers isn't fun. having no answers for tanky champions becoming unkillable isn't fun.
>>534169784phreak actually ruined the game it's not even a joke
the game has been going to shit ever since he became the balance lead
>>534170047would've happened even faster if yetter was the lead
>>534169784>running from one objective to the next for 30 minutes isn't fun. having every game be decided by 1 of the 2 junglers isn't fun.This is entirely true but the cope will always be that "you should get better", meanwhile more than half of the game is outside of your control whether you play well or not. Each match is, expectedly, a throw of dices while these dices have weights to more likely give you negative results
>having no answers for tanky champions becoming unkillable isn't funThe only bandaid at the moment, is %health damage. Health stackers suffer enough from it. I think Sett could be an alright pick too, not because he is a health stacker, but because you can turn the biggest piece of meat in their team against them.
The main argument remains: balance isn't it.
now I understand why everyone hates playing adc, tried a few games to play yunara on a new account and every support is missing their brain.
Enemy has nocturne and my leona is anywhere but near me to peel and goes to help sett split push with elder up making us lose the game.
lux support doesn't even look where I'm going and start stealing waves from my mid and loses the game.
In general they will steal cs for no reason, engage at the wrong time and never ward objectives or be on time for them ever.
Funny game where Support pick order matters, but Syndra wouldn't let me have last pick
It's fun watching the lane get rolled over and not being able to do anything about it
>>534170489Support players make the role look harder than it actually is, and I will never understand how they do it. You really need a duo if you want to play ADC, otherwise you probably just go play them in mid lane.
>>534170803>Funny game where Support pick order matters, but Syndra wouldn't let me have last pickSupport pick matters very little here wdym. They picked absolute garbage vs you
>>534170803>Support players make the role look harder than it actually is, and I will never understand how they do it.From what I've seen, well at gold, they never ward, look at minimap, or just be in the right place. I don't pretend them to be like pro and rotate to make plays side or whatever but at least they could help the adc fighting 1v1 mid instead of running aruond in river doing absolutely nothing or use 1 of their multiple wards that they haven't placed since the end of laning phase
>>534170803>Moonstone renewer->redemption guardian rakanThis is an unsealed spellbook locket game what you doing (most of them are). You are aware you can change runes at character select right?
>>534170489Well, now you know why theres so much ezreal players that dont know how to autohit but still pick ezreal
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>>534171421It was very one sided for the first 15 minutes because: Twitch never enabled me by going stealth and positioning aggressively, Diana never came bot, and I never wanted to engage because Ahri and Hwei Es would be a free kill whenever I found the opportunity.
Maybe mid and late game sure, but a lot of that game was decided very early.
>>534171646Unsealed Spellbook is a meme, and my current playstyle and build are working for me, this was just the wrong game for it.
>>534170803support picks matter? the fuck???? literally nobody other than supports think this LMAO
>>534172606there's no way you genuinely believe that what the support picks has no relevance on how the game plays out
only a retard would think that
>>534171924>yone ritualposter hasnt posted in a week>hasnt even posted for yones birthday eitherwhat the fuck is going on
you know i don't even main aurora i have negative mastery on her i just think she is the most adorable girl in league and i think she looks really cuddly
i don't even know why i am posting about her she is just my comfort character i guess
>>534173267silly little bnuuy
>>534173012Probably baking a cake.
>>534173012all the good posters left lolg. even the ritual posters.
>>534173012I think he stopped posting because of jannies being useless niggers.
>>534173559even the transgirlies?
>>534173012jannies started banning him for posting the same thing every thread and he tried ban evading a couple times and then gave up and stopped
>>534173812they all 41%'d for unrelated reasons
i am a disabled transgender congolese braphog and i love playing enchanter and calling myself an sissy on 4chan
this is my post
>>534173838>talked about the game outside of his ritualposts>yet the fucking nigger sorakabot and namibot are still posting their vapid garbage here with the same images every thread
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>>534174014Thank you for speaking up, king and/or queen.
>>534173838Ritualposting isn't a bannable offense and if he really is getting banned for that then it's an abuse of power
>>534174429Its "spamm" in theory
>>534172094None of those things are a result of you blinding your support though, which is what you are trying to represent it as. Also you built like shit
>>534174501Regardless I'm pretty sure he isn't being banned for that because his ritualposts would be getting repeatedly nuked otherwise
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>>534174429I mean, avatarfagging is reportable. It's not that hard for them to justify it, whether any given person agrees or not. Personally, Yoneposter was fine, and there's way worse- but the jannies will do as they do (for free).
>ummm UHMMM the jannies/mods (who previously got exposed for abusing their powers during 4chan's hack).... are LE abusing LE POWERS
What lil timmy gon do
Hwei should have been a solo poly pansexual black hijabi amputee 2 spirit nonbinary trans girl
>>534169004You wouldn't a fish.
>>534174078Jannied protect those 2 retards for some reason. Yonefag talked shit about the Sorakanigger before and his post got nuked while the Sorakanigger and his butt buddy Naminigger had their posts completely untouched
>>534174943>Yonefag talked shit to a mod(who has powers to remove you from the website if he so chooses)Darwin award.
I bet if Yonefag encountered a wild animal that could rip him in half he would start yelling at it and get suprised when it kills him.
>>534174176how come Kaisa gets to have such an ass
...and nice art
Glazing the mod award the way your mom kissed niggers' boots.
>>534174659technically what most lolgs call avatarfagging isn't what the rules refer to as avatarfagging and is why noone here ever gets banned for it.
its a rule to prevent people attaching the same picture over and over to posts to act as a forum avatar. so someone posting and attachng one of 1000 different pics of a champ isn't really anything like a avatarfag even if their posting does somewhat go against the anonymous spirit of the site.
if you did start posting the same singular pic with all of your posts you actually would get banned for avatarfagging.
>>534175396erm, kai'sa is into ahri.
Stop questioning the mods and LOOK AT THIS SOFTCORE PORN
>>534175453Go be rude to a mod and go get kicked off 4chan if you want retard.
I want to stay here though so ill be nice to Soraka anon and not try to provoke him into banning me like Yonetard did.
>>534175894holy shit how can you write this shit out and live with yourself
>>534174667Stop stating facts and take your meds
>>534175572this is what reddit tranny jannies unironically believe btw
actually i wouldnt be surprised if this was written by a janny
It costs nothing to be nice you fucking chuds
you aren't nice because you are a nice, kind person
you are nice because you are scared of getting banned off lolg and losing contact with bunch of trannies and schizos you see as "friends"
lmao
>>534176223It costs nothing to be mean too
>>534176368nobody here gets banned for being an asshole what kind of retard logic is this
I will not leave games anymore, instead I will now hard grief my teammates.
>>534175396What would prompt a man to ignore someone like this KaiSa
>>534176368all the transgirls have each other added on discord
anyone wants to play?
i want to play yunara.
euw
How mindbroken are you guys, seriously.
Sona says steal your cannon minion from ur adc heheheh EHHHHHEEEEEEEEHEHEHHE
>>534177287Azuma Minami #3436
>>5341746591 single ritualpost with a pic of the champ the ritual post is about isn't avatarfagging. all his other posts in threads don't even have images
>>534175894>he thinks any form of criticism is talking shit>he thinks sorakafag and namifag are actually jannies
>the only people who ever ask to play are euw
im just assuming everyone else from NA is in a discord
>>534178537Well na does dayli vgs so they seem to play a lot more together
>>534178537i have an na account if you want to play?
>>534178983i dont mind but i'd also feel bad making someone play on 100+ ping especially in higher mmr games
>>534178537maybe because you look at the thread mainly during EU hours?
>>534179224i'm around like iron 2 or 3 so no worries about high mmr games. it'll always be casual games with me.
we can also play like arena or something if you prefer.
Now anyone for aram? or maybee sr/swift so i can learn to play nu-kayle
dahlia #amok
gona riftwalk myself to emerald otherwise
>>534178537Theres pretty much almost nobody online on euw rn though
>>534178537why don't you ask to play then instead of waiting for someone else to ask?
>>534178537due to vgs many nafags already have each other added but there are still occasional lfg posts
When I get big and rich from streaming I promise to fly to NA and EU to play with you guys
>>534178537na is dying
it's time for EUgods to rise again
>gave up and gooned again
loss streak incoming
>Gooning makes you lose
So if i cut off my dick so i cant goon anymore ill win every game and be rank 1?
>he doesn't know his cock is holding him back from ranked enlightenment
>they don't know that i don't really touch my cock
>>534180842I used to jack it sometimes while on the loading screen back then. Everyone had shitty internet so i had the time. Unfortunately the game loads in seconds nowadays
Pentakill Sona is so fucking sex
>>534182978This isn't sona.
i iost 5 arams in a row ;-;
im 2/8 for the night..
someone got me twice and said getting me is arams losers q
>3 game win streak
>get given unwinnable game
>3 game win streak
>get yet another unwinnable game
It's so fucking obvious riot does this, genuinely how do they do it? Is it bots or paid elo assassins? Not even kidding the quality of the matches just tanks completely it's like you have people who have never touched a keyboard on your team.
>>534183134True, Sonas boobs are bigger
>win an ARAM
>Log out
That's enough league for now. I'm satisfied.
sonajak's rigor mortis is so hecking sex
I had a yuumi jungle that went afk.
Then I had a 0/10 ap ashe luden shadowflame.
I keep giving this game another chance and riot games keep making me type "I Agree".
>>534184125Why do big tits cause so much seethe?
Meh, kayles giving me a rough time. Think i read a guide on that one
>>534184963Yuki Minami #cute
I wanna play Qiyana jg with the new buffs right now, Riot, make something!
Lolg is just as bad as reddit. Is there nowhere to talk about the game and play together without all the cancer of those places?
I'm about to first time Yasuo in ranked
Today I played like 10 games and had inters/griefers every single game
Why am I even playing, this is such a waste of time wtf
>>534185256No.
All of modern internet is like this or worse.
>>534185256we're playing together and talk about the game though, mostly
>>534185256>just as bad as redditreddit wouldn't let you make posts like this tho
>>534185256Hey man if you ever want to discuss how every toplaner except for me and you is a lvl 1 cheesing pygmy genetics honorless bush nigger with a gaping axe wound where his pussy used to be I'm always here for you.
>Riot using AI sloppa as an ad celebrating the anniversary of Wild Rift in China
Riotsisters?
Small indie company?
>>534185853true, but reddit would probably delete your post if you decided to spam soraka my cute wife in every single thread regardless of revelancy
>>534185975this looks so fucking shit what were they thinking kek
>>534185975Do chinks like this garbage?
should i play support
seems like the competition would be very weak
>>534186340for a non human creation it's fairly accurate and would pass for non league fans
>>534186891maybe you're right. you'd be competing with other women who can only play healsluts or autofilled sups who first time the free champ rotation
>>534185975theres perfectly good 100% chinese made 100% chinese proud artists ready to make 100% chinese product but china numba 1 also use AI? where did the china = better facade go
Apparently naut jungle has a good clear (305) will we be terrorized with handless naut players who can't land a hook next patch?
>>534187623They look like their players. Wholesome.
>>534187904nigger naut has an autoaim built into his hook you can't miss it even if you're blind deaf and have no limbs
>>534187904theres no way those numbers go through
if they do then its gonna get hotfix nerfed eventually or 2 weeks later they realize that he will be 100% pick&ban in pro play so they nerf it back
i am more interested in sylas personally
>>534187948i included pic related as comparison for human made models vs what that ai video is
ai isn't perfect but it's not nearly as bad as people are making it out to be. yes it's off, but the models and animation themselves is pretty good
>''I can see your cs isn't the only thing that's lacking...'''
Your response? A reminder that this is your last promotional game too.
>>534186165well then it becomes a matter of whether you prefer pure freedom or pure order
>>534187904>naut jungle has a good clear (305)why do they do this? every fucking time they make the next jungler clear even FASTER than the last
>>534188503>Your responseboivulation
>>534188926ever since season 3 riot has capitulated to junglers suffering from main character syndrome
games yesterday
i like kaisa because i can play teamfights back to front without actually having to work for it
no wall hops and anti-warding like kindred, just click R
>baus making games completely unplayable when LR play vs better teams
you love to see it
>>534185975>>534186340it's just a fan made thing they reposted, honestly pretty cool for what is a zero budget attempt from a random
>>534188503I rape her tits
>>534190703you cant those tits are always willing
>>534188926They overshoot to attract players into playing that champ in the role. Reality is unless you can clear so fast that you are invading clear is so fast right now on most real junglers that it only makes a difference if you both path the same direction.
>>534190892women have it so hard in life
>>534190892>my full time job is being a cowwomen's rights were a mistake
>>534190892TERRIBLE ROI. LOOK AT ONLYFANS PDF ENABLERS THEY EARN $1M WITHIN 3 HOURS MILLIONAIRE ANY% SPEEDRUN
>>534191098I doubt thats her full time job.
She wouldnt even be able to pay her bills.
Seems more like a side hustle to earn some extra money.
>>534191474There are millions of people trying and failing to become onlyfans models.
You need to be extreamly lucky or already be famous beforehand to make it there or else you just leaked ur nudes online for everyone to see for nothing.
>play any game mode
>have to deal with retards playing mental gymnastics to justify why they're not using teamwork in a team game
>problem exists in every team based pvp game
willful ignorance is a mental illness and every day i pray i live to see the world become just like george orwell's 1984
Shen is looking a bit weak right now I wonder why Riot hasn't given him another buff
Look at this! My teammates actually dealt 1k more damage than me despite me only having 1 damage item
>>534191029>>534191098just post your ass like nikacado
>>534185256You just go on your mains subreddit, or there's jungle_mains, supportlol, adcmains, and top_mains which are much more active, if you want to discuss the vidya game really.
Their "cancer" is no different than the "cancer" here, maybe you just deal with more inflated egos and people thinking they're smarter or better than they actually are, but that happens here too anyways.
>>534190943The first good rework
>>534190892I would buy all my sister's bottles of breast milk and not let any impure human have a taste of this nectar.
Anyone on EUW wanna norm right meow?
why do pisslow players install apps like Blitz if they can't even process half of the information that already exists in the game? It's not as if you are able to take advantage of extra statistics from your allies or enemies.
L9 bros! We're so hecking cool
>>534185975Considering it was China that posted it I'm not surprised. Even Riot would have enough sense to never let something like this see the light of day.
>>534192743fuck off gains goblin we need to stack
>>534193031Because the youtubers told them to.
>play game
>Top mid and jg all feed
>bot lane doesn't
>Look outside
>sky is red
Its over isn't it
I wanna play Sylas and Naut jg with the new buffs, patch when!!!?
>>534193031I only ever download porofessor and it still sucked. None of the player information it gives you is of any help. "You need to ward more" wow thanks for the fucking tip. The only thing the app was good for was for knowing if your jungler is an actual jungle main or a autofilled yuumi one trick so you have to dodge, but anonq fucked that too. The only thing half useful was for keeping track of summoners timers but you also have to manually click it yourself to time it so it also sucks balls. Why cant they just set it to auto start the timer when you ping someones flash?
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>>534194345You use it to check for bone plating
>>534194563You can do that by clicking on the enemy already
If you die more than 10 times in less than 20 minutes in a match, your chat and pings should be automatically disabled in that match.
>>534194945>Get 3manned bot (support abandoned me) or top non-stop>Team does nothing in the meantime to use enemy absence on other lanes>Suddenly get muted by the system after 10th deathGreat system
Good thing you're not in charge of the game
>>534195393>Sup left me... SO I HAVE TO GO IN!!! 1 VS 3 TRIPPLEKILL LIKE IN THE MONTAGES WOOHOONo.
Bad, adcuck!
Sit under your tower and let your team carry you, moron.
>>534194362why do you guys hate on this poster so much they arent even here right now
>>534195852Tell me you're bronze without telling me you're bronze
You WILL get tower dived
for a 4channers you guys know a lot of about reddit
>think about playing league
>remember Riot is gangstalking me in ranked
>boot up something else instead
and so the cycle continues
>>534194945what good would that do it won't stop them from running it and I can already mute them
>>534195393>your 3/15 Ez is giving calls of plays your team should do>retards follow the call of someone who has made bad decisions 15x>everyone die
>>534196085ain't that right janny
>>534196002its probably him hating on himself to try to make himself seem relevant
he likes to do it a lot
hes like our own lolg jessie smolett
>>534196085Many people on the internet live their lives paying attention to things they hate, instead of completely ignoring the existence of those things.
>>534196085I don't know much about it I only have an account to look at cute dog videos once every 6 months
>>534196816congratulations Jarvan!
>>534196445>pay attention to the things i like>they ignore me>pay attention to the haters>shitfling (you)s at eachothersomtimes its just gonna be this way
>>534196445such as you, who constantly has meltdowns in the thread about shit you dont like
>>534196445why do people do this anyway? is it fun being mad?
rework nami to be a toplaner
>>534196085reddit has it's own decent use case, i tend to use it like yahoo answers or quora, basically the human equivalent of ai overview/summary
sleepy stream https://twitch.tv/miximumdennis
so anyone wanna play aram or sr?
>>534194945>Listening to anyones pingsJust perma full mute as soon as you get into games, and then never care about people dying, inting, and spamming pings. Why let others control your mental :?
>>534190892i wish this was me luckily hrt lets u produce milk eventually and my genetics has sona-tier tits so perhaps i could be a cow later too
>>534193031I just like seeing stats. I don't care that its not useful or that I can't process everything.
>>534194905How? You normally have to see them first
>>534196997I am not who you think I am.
>>534197068My theory is that even feelings like hatred have an addictive power over the human brain (I have read that even sadness can be addictive), or you may be a person who is desperate for constant attention, and this is the only type of attention you can get in your life.
>>534196816congrats valor!
demoted from gm again... i think 7 times now...
thankfully after the broadcast a jungler contacted me and said it was unacceptable that adc corki pro player griefed me... dantes even tried to cheer me up...
no matter... hes a challenger belveth main (or thats what he says) and we're going to try to duo back... good things always happen to the right people... can't wait for tn..
>>534197705If just seeing numbers satisfies you, there's no problem with that. I myself love games that let me see the numbers that each of my attacks causes under my opponent's head.
>>534197615why not just reply to the one whos already looking? can play later but not aram or swift. you can learn how 2 play kayle in arena
>>534196816>>534196883I thought Jarvan is with Shyvanna?
Quinn is a stinky femcel who stinks of birds
>>534196085No shit retard. Do you think people just hate something for no reason?
>>534197757Hate is usually tied to a problem with yourself people wont fix. So they obsess over others instead
>>534198398Doesnt want to play the game with me for whatever reason.
>you can learn how 2 play kayle in arenaNo, i cant. Getting some op augment, blast healfruits etc. dont help me figuring out my limits in real game situations
>>534198398i dont wanna duo with that weirdo i want someone else.
>>534198427shyv will be retconed lesbian in her vgu next year
>>534198131doesnt it feel odd to play a champion who is so shallow a bronze player could kill you granted he just dodges the very easily dodgeable spells
>>534196085I never used it, so I don't know anything about it.
>>534198837>jarvan is such a turbo jobber that even his gf gets the ick and turns lesbianunironically kino
jus posting this sona and now I'll play some games
>4 win streak up to Gold (again)
>they were well fought games and somewhat has fun too
>first game the moment I promote
>one-sided loss
>yes I had an awful score too like 4/5 of our team except toplane
I really can't, it's the 11th time this loop repeats. I don't want to do this anymore, I hit myself again out of frustration I promised I wouldn't do it...
>>534198951what do you mean... isnt that the pinnacle of skill to reach this high playing something thats very difficult to execute...? there is a reason why phreak said seraphine has the highest mastery curve for enchanters and is one of the most rewarding champions to play with mastery in the game...
>>534199003just pee in the river? you don't need recall ffor this
>>534199176Yeah, i dont see how a seraphin would be harder to execute than ap nami or lulu
>>534199176the pinnacle of skill is being able to outplay everyone. seraphine being able to get dogwalked by anyone who can dodge slow projectiles is a long fall away from that concept...?
im not judging you sera but i would never ever ever main a champion who can get dogwalked by a bronze player with flash
>>534185256No because if it was good and decently populated (and an open community) it wouldn't be good for long. If i wanna talk about anything about the game here elo is actually kinda important (mundo is hitler tier for s*lvers but is easily solved), so discussion gets actually quite mixed when retards are giving their bad advice/opinions. R*ddit is the same but if you write any post as "as a masta/GM player" you will get lots of updoots even if your actually bronze if it sounds plausible
>>534196085Ain't nothing wrong with looking at reddit. They often have better discussions about the game than here.
>>534199080> I hit myself again out of frustration I promised I wouldn't do it...dont do that, its not ur fault
>5 of the 10 champs with the highest pick rate are ADCs
>>534198131>dantes even tried to cheer me upTHE dantes showed up?
>login
>0/20 people online in friendlist
what do
do i unironically play solo ranked, or aram ?
i wish league was a more social game where you can meet reasonably decent human beings in games...
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first time playing this game in ages and i get landed with 4 premades with the same naming style ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>534199664You can ocassionally. Met the most in low lvl normals where nobody cares, though these days its hard to make out which player is an actual player or bot.
>>534199586>Role with the least champs and most nerfs ends up consolidating the pickrate into a handful of champs that haven't been hammered for esports
>>534199351i play her bot/top/supp... you can't play nami in other roles i am more than just a supp player...
>>534199416no it means you have to improve in other aspects of the game which are not as obvious... if you think mechanical outplays and micro are the only things to this game you should just play something else...
>>534199609yes look up my opgg i was with dantes and he told the corki to stfu...
ok this blitz was him actually
>>534194362im sorry
>>534198748>So they obsess over others insteadthe internet is weird
>>534199586i swear kai'sa is not THAT fun to play
how does she always have such high pickrate even when she's dogshit
she's not even easy to play either
>pick aatrox into vlad
>bully the shit out of him, 30 cs lead + 3 plates
>feels good
>i finish 1 item + executioners, he finishes protobelt
>he is now able to facetank 2 of my 3 full damage/knockup Qs and win the trade through his Q healing despite the healcut
we didnt even lose but unironically how do you deal with this champ in this matchup? I feel like I had a pretty respectable lead, but I never had the pressure to threaten a kill. If we hadnt been winning the rest of the map for me to just run around and kill his teammates, I feel like he could've freefarmed and stalled the game until he just blew my entire team apart.
does anyone else play either like faker god unkillable demon chinese super server rapist or littletimmy2015 hardstuck bronze low iq shitter
for me there's no inbetween
>get ganked 5 times on top
>not worried at all because my jungler keeps ganking and killing botlane
damn. so it WAS possible? At which elo does it become a norm and not a mythical occurence? Since when do we have actual weakside and strongside instead of just either stomping or being stomped on the whole map?
>>534200210>no it means you have to improve in other aspects of the game which are not as obvious... if you think mechanical outplays and micro are the only things to this game you should just play something else...thats not what i said sera i gave you a completely anecdotal take about what i enjoy most about LoL
if you think macro is The fun of LoL then you do you but also you should have been a ivern jungle player. probably looks like you too hehe sorry that was unnecessary but you coax it with the ellipse spam
>>534200490im in low masta and my jungler went 0/1/0 in a 27 minute game farming the entire match and recalling giving every single objective away and never ganking or entering a lane at any point, it never ends until ur like challenger
>>534200210>you can't play nami in other rolesI can play nami mid, and i think legit ap nami bott could actually work with the right support.
Like why wouldnt it, other than waveclear problems you can just ignore by having a brand support
>>534198951>even a bronze can outplay your skillshotsaren't you sort of implying the champ is hard to climb?
>>534200830uh no because you just support your teammates and they do the outplaying for you. thats the part im saying i personally would never subject myself to. i want that control myself
>>534200638I just really fucking enjoyed it. I knew what I had to do. No one was getting lost on map. No one was getting killed 5 times before objective. I knew what was expected of me, same as everybody else, and we played it out in a nice atmosphere. A ranked solo/duo game. Fucking hell. I can't remember last time it happened. I just closed the game and am currently still reeling from confusion
the enemy lux jg has the same farm of my lee sin
>>534200484I bounce between phases yeah
When I have a good game I feel like I'm exactly where I need to be every fight and when its a bad game Im just trolling running in and getting raped over and over
>>534199586how is lee sin still so popular when there's much more interesting champs now
>>534200561you need to stop trolling for a second and read what i actually typed... i don't know why you're being so mean to me i don't even get the point you're trying to make oo whoop dee do a bronze yone player can dodge my ult golly gee i should stop playing i guess...?
>>534200684eh its still not as good you need to have good waveclear in this meta or at least decent to solo lane/bot...
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get these premades off my games man
>>534199939when i play league it genuinely feels like people are playing with chat off/are actually bots. They only turn on chat to flame. Nobody is playing for fun.
>>534201297>High skill expression>Can hardcarry games>Generally strong champIts almost asking like why theres still so much yasuo players
>>534200284>how does she always have such high pickrate even when she's dogshither fat ass
>>534201354it seems that neither of us are actually reading eachothers post
i love reading piss low lane baby analysis of "muh jungler" games, i bet if I put you in jungle you'd shit yourself in 5 minutes and start instantly blaming your laners when you lose very objective and get counterganked perma LMAO
>>534200490Rarely because Junglers get told they should mostly focus on bot lane since it is the winning lane in most games.
You should try jungle though and see how many opportunities you actually have to go top, because overall it's very little anyways.
>>534200210>yes look up my opgg i was with dantes and he told the corki to stfu...cool. lolg should document encounters with streamers and pther lolgs more often
>>534143697Shame it wasnt used as OP
>>534201354Yeah but thats like where the brand comes in. Or maybee a twitch support.
Just W the wave and its gone.
You'd lose half your cs to twitch, but that wouldnt exactly be an issue
>the sissies are bullying each other
shouldnt you guys stick together or something
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>>534201519I think you misunderstood. I was playing top. I kept getting ganked. But my jungler actually reacted by spamming ganks on bot. That's it. That's so simple. But somehow, this almost never happens, and instead when one jungler spams ganks the other jerks off on his camps or whatever, and it's pure 50/50 which one you get this particular game
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE QUINN AND MARRY HER
>>534201963I dont get it, anon. Could you explain what exactly you mean ?
revert the midlane wave changes so roaming is possible again this shit has been such a disaster, all it did was place the game even further into jg/support's hands than before
>>534201901fishy fishy fish in the dishy dishy dish
doing one game before sleep on euw anyone
>buy brand new audio setup
>i can stop streaming and wait until its here
>entire order immediately ready
>except xlr cable
>call
>yes anon 10+ days shipping could mean 10 days but also multiple months
>1 full month later
>still no xlr cable
i guess this german company is manufacturing a xlr cable just for me. or something. idk what could make it take over a month time if they arent genuinely making a xlr cable for me from scratch
i should just cancel the cable and buy an xlr cable elsewhere but how long can it fucking take do i really have to??????????
this is why i havent streamed by the way lolg
>>534202138>all it did was place the game even further into jg/support's hands than beforehow
>>534202348Azuma Minami #3436
>>534201901Imagine. Your Quinn in her wedding dress and 7 months pregnant.
>>534202059I want to make love to Quinn, to hold her hands, to embrace her body, to make her a mother and we will live in a house together with our beautiful children and live happily ever after
evlok i will cut ur fat bbc alive nigga
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niggas really do be drafting like esports pros more in normals than in ranked
ugly disgusting niggers
>>534202610>evlok>fat bbclol
is that you evlok
noone else would think you have a "fat bbc" ur dick is 1 inches MAX if even that
>>534202923wasnt evlok italian? or is he "italian"?
>He chose his 1 milion mastery main on a normal game, solo
What a fucking loser. Learn to have some fun sometimes
>YOU CAN'T PLAY CHAMPS YOU LIKE BECAUSE....YOU JUST CAN'T OK
>>534202215sorry Im already in game
>>534203386FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>fun is when you stop yourself from playing characters you like because you played them enought stop playing them again mix it up afterall DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGHT
raping evlok sicilian bussy 24/07
evlok x throwmatic
they all belong to my nordic cock regardless
>>534201519Okay I play jungle a fair bit so if I was the zac and saw these lanes my thoughts are
>Ornn probably neutralizes the lane early with armour buys but wont snowball a lead so theres no chance this lane is worth playing for>Mids okay but only if kat pokes him down a fair bit (unlikely)>Botlane is a demon lane where they probably just get stomped cause tahm is just not a support>their graves definitely paths top to bot this game with naut creates good gank anglesSo the only real play for zac is to ignore top and try and counter-initiate a graves gank.
Funny how morons here think they could rape any female champ when all of them could beat the asses of anyone here.
>>534205078But i would never even think about doing that to my waifu
>>534205078Kai'sa would beat me up then sit on my face
>>534205078Which female champ would be the rapist tho
gimme that sicilian bussy Evlok
#EUW
i know u want it
>>534205078Its either kayle or shyvanna, doesnt look to bright for me.
>>534204149excellent kaisa, this kind of pic would look nice with so many different girls, they would just have different expressions
>>534202251Dont you have a local music store?
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im tapping into riot intel #secure
wish me luck
>play midlane
>botlane has cancer
>play toplane
>botlane has cancer
>play jungle
>botlane has cancer
>play adc
>support has cancer
>play support
>adc has cancer
>>534206989my face in that crotch
>>534202251every time an order takes more than 2 weeks i cancel that shit and just buy it from somewhere else or just go locally
unacceptable behavior for an online store
and it's a fucking XLR cable they're dime a dozen every fucking where what are you waiting a month for
>no normals
guess i move from learning kayle to soloqueueing kayle mid (kassadin) for tday
trying malignance kassadin instead of rod seraphs and im not exactly sure yet.
harder snowball power, but you end up getting focused out way to easy
i was playing aram and my ally mel's q granted vision on a bush for a split second and i wanted to see if it does grant vision on top of all the bullshit she has on her kit and it does! unfair champ
>>534206761what if i told you 50% of the mistakes most low-mid elo botlanes make is just not recallling when they get a kill on a neutral lane
>>534205078so who is going to make the tier list of easy to hard to struggle snuggle
Elder died three times this game
Every time he died the team that got him instantly got wiped and aced and barely anything out of it
Happened to my team twice and enemy team once
Is that just a shit ass objective or what
>>534206812*dissects ur cornetto ass*
>>534202251why would you need some fancy audio setup to stream? is that some kind of podcast?
on leaver penalty cause of a phone call
>>534207494I would not be surprised if mels E or Q just stops auto attacks for some reason (like wukong E)
>>534206761>>534207581Botlane is a different kind of beast entirely
The amount of times i had my ADC or Support throw themselves off the fucking cliff and their lead with it after they got 3/0 on their lane is fucking insane
I'm doing well as a support and we got first few kills in the game? My ADC will make sure to flash under their tower to finish off low hp enemy ADC just to get hooked by Blitz and it all falls down from there
Playing ADC and we're doing well? My support will fuck off from lane or do the same shit i mentioned previously
The immense need of the botlane to throw their lead in any way possible should be studied. How do you do it? Why do you do it?
Insane.
Lost 3 games in a row and started cutting myself.
Anyone else do that when they loss streak?
>>534202916people tryhard in normals because they have ranked anxiety
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i want to play mf but i just know this guy or most people dont want to so i will swap but god man noone would ever do something like this for me
also gave another champ earlier and that guy just afk'd all game, very annoying
https://youtu.be/a8Pi45w6h38 What dantes is doing in this clip is what I think of whenever someone here shows a scoreboard of them in bronze-plat with high damage and okay kda saying their team is shit.
>>534208267why does he go in 1v5 like ????
>>534206989that fox pussy keeps the servers running by milking her simps' wallets
>you have last pick
>adc requests it
what do?
>>534205078I could easily rape all 4 femyordles
If you could marry 1 female champion, which one would it be?
>>534203242what if i don't have fun with other champerionos :(
>>534205078Theres a magic bullet for all the mage sluts though
If you put them in demacian rock handcuffs or whatever they lose all their powers like in one piece
I stopped playing duos because, as a jungler, your duos expect you to camp their lane every fucking game, even if they never carry the games.
>>534208026Its alot of greed and alot of agency combined to create a genuine shit experience. Got a lead? Well you have the agency to expand your lead into other lanes as a support early by roaming (hope your adc doesn't get too greedy and leave tower). You got a double kill? time to push the wave and get some plates... oh wait their jungler is pathing bot/they have already respawn and on your recall they take plates back so it was just bad. Bot laners are also unstable with leads because they are just genuinely squishier than mid/top/jg.
>>534208856taliyah, she is the cutest!
evlok ily baby dont leave me
>>534208856check before you decide
>>534208856Already married, but yes.
>>534209128Have you tried telling them beforehand that you can't always camp them? If they were good duos, they would understand.
>>534208368if you watched the game from a vod and didnt have dantes talking throughout it, you'd think hecarim was a literal retard.
>this herald will give us automatic pressure top >ignore the fact that dragon and atakhan are BOTH up and 9 people are bot (including his toplaner and they could probably take dragon or atakhan in the time it takes for him to recall and run bot>starts dragon while his team is fighting 4v5 >decides better not do dragon and go suicide 4v5 so he can pretend like he died with the teamGenuinely gold elo shit lmao
>>534206989I look like this.
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that is fucking funny
>>534209859>Have you tried telling them beforehand that you can't always camp them? If they were good duos, they would understand.Yeah, and in most cases they stop inviting me to play duos after a few days, so I decided to clear my friend list since the other half stopped playing League.
>>534210109Don't destroy Zyra's plants please :(
Which Void monster would you have carnal relationships with?
>>534207853you dont have to but i just wanted to replace my yeti mic from 2011
>>534210424>All 3 webms are about toplanersWhy is top the most mentally ill role?
>>534210720are you the kindred streamer by chance?
>>534210202Well don't give up on finding a good duo to play with. Also.
>Spoiler
>>534211028damn, missed your stream.
>>534209128My duos never complain, they know that im aids on every jungler other than elise though
my team lost a match we were seconds away from winning because they were busy emoting and jerking themselves off near the open base instead of attacking it and while they wasted time performing auto-fellatio the turrets respawned and so did the inhibs
this gave the enemy team a chance to make a comeback, which they did. we lost because my team couldn't help gloating. fucking retards
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holy fuck people are damaged in the head
this is what 10 years of smurfing in pisslow does to your brain
>>534211284*come home and find your yordle wife cooking for you like this*
>>534209527I like to imagine Qiyana lashing out like that but secretly liking it
>can't connect to euw
>go to ru acc
>go aram
>it's bots
>go swiftplay
>it's bots
meh
>>534211929>go to ru acc>having ru accexplain yourself ivan
>>534209527Why is Riven infertile
>>534211772smurfing makes you smart?
evlok do u wanna duo with me im a pedophile
>>534210741https://www.leagueofgraphs.com/stats/afk-stats
>>534212071punched and kicked in the gut too many times in the noxus colosseum
>>5342117721 in 50, oh my sweet summer child... how to show you don't play the game by saying shit like that
>>534209527>Lamb>InfertileNo.
>>534212071Old Riven lore said she survived a chem gas attack Singed unleashed. It became a running joke that Riven's baby maker got chem destroyed alongside her being a stinky hobo.
>>534212048i cosplay as a furry bear and play balalaika while waiting in the queue
>>534212304yeah, but the wolf isn't, good luck
>>534212243>galio least likely champ to afkGALIOCHADS I KNEEL
>>534211772smurfniggas need to be uninstalled permanently
>>534210741image not being able to farm for 6 minutes while your jg gives your opponent double buffs
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>>534212279legit braindamaged
>1200 games>uuugh maybe 2 people???on euw theres guaranteed 2 people (always bot duo) that have matching names,have iron-bronze-silver level challenges(botted or just fresh 30 accounts) and are playing twitch lulu
ALMOST
EVERY
GAME
IN EMERALD
>his kitten>her master>his princess>her prince
>>534210741Because you believe that having fun is mental illness.
>>534211772>edgy icon of a flashy fake skill champsmurfing is the only time this fag is not getting carried by his team of course he thinks its ok
@Evlok ik ur friends with the jannies, ur a fucking finook like ur hoe mum lmoa
will these buffs save Illaoi?
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any niggas on EUW wanna play a few? can do norms or whatever aram is a gentle suggestion
>>534213050im not playing or adding anyone from this general if it means guaranteeing not playing with actual pedos, dogfuckers and other abominations
>>534213363that poppy is terrible lol
looks like a demon or a soulless husk
yeah nigga people are paying for boosting in the deadest game in the history of pc gaming
>>534209527Poppy would NOT be mad about this
>>534213498I mean, fair, but if you assume everyone here is a freak, then why even post here?
>>534213579Im a fake Im not even wifing her up at most I will dump her with a kid
qrd on the guy schizoing out about evlok?
you don't need qrd, ignore
>>534213949probably some internal /soc/ lolg bullshit as always
never fucking add anyone from this place and never get close to anyone
>>534212815>across 4 accounts>he's smurfing himselfcan you believe this retard, its ragebait
>>534214163i have plenty of people from here added (evlok included) and i've never gotten involved in any of the schizo stuff so i dunno
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WHO IS THE 2ND CHAMP
WHO IS IT
qrd on that schizophrenic guy called evlok?
>>534214163I've been on and off this general for years and still don't know any of these people that get namedropped
I love locking in engage support just for my jungler to path top for a nothingburger lane they need to get cancer unironically
>>534213949spammer selects a random anon to spaz out about like every other month
>>534213759>millions of players>deadest game in the history of pc gamingRetard
>>534214625you're me, I filter namefags the first time they start name dropping themselves. I have no idea about any retarded drama.
>>534214780erm 90% of accounts are alts, haven't you heard the coping silvers ITT?
>>534211772>1 in 50 games >2% of your games is just instantly ruined by a smurf Thats already abit bad lol, if league is like the only game you play you could see 1 a week on that statistic.
>>534212815I don't play on EUW but it makes alot of sense why emerald is the elo full of duo que smurfs
>large enough population>still able to completely knowledge gap people>games can be very aggressive with lots of kills>your kitten can be princess carried still>if your streaming you can pass off to alot of people its low masta
>>534214780asians dont know you lil bro
>>534212071A anon asked riot support and the Rioter confirmed that Riven became infertile due to exposure to Singeds gas
>>534214780These people have never played a dead game in their life.
>>534214753its telling that he doesn't mention some of the most frequent visitors here
>>534214163>never fucking add anyone from this place and never get close to anyonethere's some decent people here. not every anon is a schizo
>>534215232Gwen wouldn't do that
>>534215313She absolutely would.
I wish a schizo made me their target instead of them...
I could get so much attention...
Stop looking at them and look at ME.
I WANT TO BE THE PROTAGONIST.
I DONT WANT TO BE THE BACKGROUND NPC.
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKLOOKLOOKLOOK
>>534214350depends on how you're portrayed and how many people seem to care about you
if you were someone of significance they would add you to discord servers and hang out with you and stuff
there are people from here that the others would deem too low to be a good addition or not a good idea to add at all since they gossip about them
>>534214625it's because youre on and off and miss key developments but yeah i get it i do the same and missed out why euvgs broke and probably their multiple discords but who cares people are pathetic and boring here to care regardless, i do not think anything comes to fruition when building relations with players from this place since things always go south since people are so bad at socializing or have so much baggage themselves as people, maybe the first and last time was back when the old heads were still soccing this place up pasting their irl faces and meeting up irl (which is also why they're still in discord and active online with eachother) but anything current and beyond is a no go lol, most people have gone and done lived their lifes and are reaching their 30s, that decade and onwards is when people struggle to actually make friends and build relations since the previous years were easier and were given due to school, family and other things. it's also why i would say this general is so deadbeat and brainfried as time passes because there are certain people who are just husks with no hope to change or improve anymore and just goon or gossip or be childish and never grow up. etc. there may be some "decent" people but i don't really care to be with anyone on a personal level, you guys are just texts behind my screen and that's all.
Stop sexualizing Gwen please
She probably doesnt even know what sex is
I have an account that i play on between 12-5am because I have sleep issues.
>Im gemerald 3 on main
>hard stuck gold 1 on this account (48% WR at 100games or something real redic)
>elo brackets being like silver 4s to plat 4s in the same lobby
>literal running it down behavior
>people literally refusing to play as a team
>Genuinely 2 people in each lobby are just getting princess carried by 2-3 competent players
Like if anyone in this thread plays in those times and complains about elo hell its very real there. I play support and I can genuinely get carries I think are robots, there was one person in a lobby i was in thats like 2500 games in gold 4.,
>>534213816>but if you assume everyone here is a freak, then why even post here?you know.. to me its more shocking that theres actually a general on this website where people claim to be normal
Bought new mobo, cpu and ram, but I dont want to swap'em cause of my custom lc loop takes forever to drain.
champs for this feel?
>>534215460youve already been told how either avatarfag annoyingly or shut the fuck up
STOP WHATEVER YOURE DOING AND LOOK AT ME.
STALK ME.
OBSSESS OVER ME.
LOVE ME.
GIVE ME ATTENTION.
WORSHIP ME.
>>534215460You confuse schizos with sociopaths. Schizos dont have targets. Unless you're female, can i fall in love with you?
I can carry you soloqueue, unless im crashing out, then you carry me.
>Get sleep
>Wake up
>Schizo thread
>>534215705I had a corsiar watercooler that just recycled water between two pipes but to be honest I just got a headsink and that stuffs super quiet, cheap and does the job, maybe boomers were kinda right about the whole rgb stuff being a meme lol. Regardless you will have to drain it out because that is something you need to do.
Master Yi, Lee Sin, Shen, because discipline and all I guess.
>>534215680not all of them but majority I met here are cool
and again, question is, why else would you come here? The only reason I bother with lolg is to find people to play with. Surely not for the game discussion lol
>>534213816>Im a fake Im not even wifing her up at most I will dump her with a kidworst poster itt
i just want a friend who'd talk to me and listen to me instead of laughing at me and telling me to get cancer whenever i try to open up about irl shit
>>534169784If the game was perfectly balanced in all ways there would be no reason to play since you might as well flip a coin at the start of the match and one nexus blows up.
The issue is that Phreak is striving heavily towards such a reality and its totally amputating the idea of the game being "fun" in favor of some numerical holy grail that cannot be reached.
I dont care if Everfrost is "balanced" it was a shit item that felt great to play with but not against, and phreak was literally scratching his head over why players hated the item.
As much as i am for relative balance there's a "feeling" to the game that cannot, under any circumstances, be undermined or shoved aside in favor of some mystical 50% ratio.
Another Rioter mentioned new Lee Sin players have fun on Lee Sin despite losing, and that him having a 47% win rate MATTERS LESS than the sensation of playing a fun or interesting or engaging champ. Irelia is the foil, with the players angry at how complex she is despite obviously supposed to be a melee Lux of League because shes frustrating to new players.
It's fucked.
Phreak needs to get off the balance shit and start realizing there is an intangible but positive monetary aspect to how something feels instead of what performance metrics say.
Unless the regular game is being canned for fagsports on purpose when it comes to balance. Which it is, I just don't know to the extent.
>>534212514>galio least likely champ to afkexcuse me, sir, erm, uhh, please stop kneeling. I have evidence to the contrary that evidently invalidates those statistics.
>>534216460>If the game was perfectly balanced in all ways there would be no reason to play since you might as well flip a coin at the start of the match and one nexus blows up.least retarded lolg poster
>>534215974>wake up>Skarner is still reworked
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO CLIMB WHEN EVERYONE IN MY TEAM IS A COMPLETE FUCKING RETARD?
Nigger you're not a schizo you're just mentally stunted and so lacking in parental attention you think that acting retarded 24/7 is entertaining.
>>534215949No im not.
You can go fall in one-sided parasocial love if you want noone can stop you but i will never love you back.
I doubt i could carry you im really bad at videogames(and everything else) but you can carry me out of bronze if you have nothing better to do.
>>534215580this for any female champ
>>534216626Even my arams been like this today, it's just not a good time to queue.
>>534216212Wasnt the anon you were replying with, but multiple reasons i think.
I just happen to play lol, i also have more freetime than i can spent and this general looks like an entire shitpost to begin with.
Meeting people here is kinda whatever, 80% end up in some kind of drama with you and usually you dont even know what its about since nobody knows how to talk.
>Surely not for the game discussion lolI unironically feel like im one of 4 people that bother talking about the actual fucking game. Its pointless though, since this is reddit or discord. Most league discussion is just people screeching like little babys because someone said something that isnt the hivemind
>>534216418get to know different lolgs by playing with them and grow closer to the ones you feel match your energy best
>>534208856Lamb.
Bonus points: death won't do us apart.
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>>534216740Your description matches that of a simp, that's very low playing with someone's feelings even if those people are a bit disgusting.
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another support inting me
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>>534216174That's not what I wanted to hear but thanks. Have a crow.
>>534217042me on the left
Coming back on a fresh account and going to learn things from scratch again while not giving a shit about win rates or kda only striving to work the fundamentals.
And by fresh I mean fresh. Level 1. How to move my character and when. How waves work. Look at wiki of minions and how they operate.
Im tired of trying to win all the time. I want to learn and break shit habits.
>>534216626tag yourself I'm the 2/12
>>534217174It's not what you want to hear but it's the truth and that's what matters.
my seraphine typed "I'm SOO sucking my dogs dick if we win this game" and I got stiff in my pants. What's wrong with me
>>534216460>I dont care if Everfrost is "balanced" it was a shit item that felt great to play with but not against, and phreak was literally scratching his head over why players hated the itemWhat the hell? The biggest thing phreak does is balance against frustration more than anything else. Duskblade, illaoi e, prowlers claw are all examples of things he's hammered down. The complaint with the balancing should be they don't allow things to be frustrating. Also the game is stale because they don't change enough
>>534217259I think a discord mod teir looking guy was already doing a run like this with a paid tutorial off some "go pro" league course and was going through the fundies with lolg on twitch.
>>534216654Ye, no. I have it diagnosed by 10 different doctors and have to go to a check every 2 years.
These are literally my grundsicherung (working disability) documents.
Let me guess. You are one of these people that use their imaginary social anxiety as excuse to act like an asshole and you see me being nice having actual problem and this just makes you look incredibly bad so its either:
>he made it up! look im not just an asshole, my problemsor
>im a worthless piece of shit because im a worthless piece of shit.>you think that acting retarded 24/7 is entertaining.That ones true however
>>534216861I tried to talk about the game at the start but I only really play poppy top. Almost no one else plays poppy top. There was one anon months ago but he was NA and he played her bruiser at like bronze or silver level.
Like there is no common ground here, too few posters, and most of them not even interested in game discussion. The only place for that I think is reddit, but that would require going to reddit.
So yea it's a good place to find anons to play with if you can't stand other 'social media'. I think that's it.
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>>534216542looks like he disconnected from the client being shit and not of his own volition. doesn't count
NOT GUILTY
>>534217464>they dont change enoughThe game changes every 2 weeks lmao you dont have time to breath before some bullshit like AP ratios added to all of xin zhaos abilities happen or mid Camille can never be a thing due to terrain
>>534217592Please don't try to post your personal documents to win vapid arguments over the internet.
>german "diagnosis"
doesn't count
>>534217783Chill, i cut out the relevant parts.
>>534217592Holy fuck you're stupid.
>>534217592we should line up people that pretend they are schizophrenic because they think its funny and forcefeed them lsd and datura everyday until they are actually psychotic
>>534217863i don't care you put in some effort and you've have enough filler episodes talking about your disability and issues with women youre not the first nor the last
>>534217592holy fuck you're german
>>534218046why this post got me cracking up more than it should though
>>534218046yeah it's funny to see because i was literally just joking about the whole german eu vg thing like a week ago baka on that narrator shit
imagine being german in s15
>>534217342shut up you nasty femcel. you're the last person who should be giving advice
What is THE best champ to main to learn fundamentals, and once mastered the best off main to then become a one trick main on.
>hard mode, not Riven, fuck that bitch
>>534218405>topjayce
>jgwho gives a fuck
>midori
>adccait
>supportjanna
Point stands, you're not a worthless subhuman because of your social anxiety or whatever.
You are just that worthless
I've social mental retardation
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ok but briar if she yordle
>>534217692NTA:
>I tried to talk about the game at the start but I only really play poppy topI still wish I could mesh with her gameplay.
>but he was NA and he played her bruiser at like bronze or silver level.I'm probably too low-elo too, but still. I at least didn't really...well, play her at all?
>Bot and top get ultragapped
>Pantheon gets to walk free in my jungle since bot and top doesn't exist, can't enter my own jungle, get gapped as well
>15 minute
>Surrender vote
>Surrender vote failed (1/2)
For what reason?
Let me out you disgusting fucking animals
>>534218405top - garen, jax
junge - warwick, diana
mid - annie, tf
adc - ashe, trist
support - nami, rell
>>534218490youre a virgin
>topgnar
>jglillia
>midori
>adcezreal
>supportlulu
>>534219064didnt expect to see a second kindred player with max size hud but here we are
>>534219176>youre a virginno, why u ax tho?
>>534217441Well, did you win?
and that's why niggurin is the king
>>534218987honestly bruiser thing was a bigger problem than low elo. Matchups look different, you manage wave in other ways, you have completely different priorities. Still, I picked up building spear of shojin in some matchups from him, so even with all that it was still useful. Pretty sure he is gone tho
you should pick up poppy tho even if just for counterpicking btw
>>534219821the king of making everything about himself?
>>534219821>I think I am probably the CEO of streaming super high elostopped reading right there
>>534219821it's true, what would a pro football team have to gain from playing again a college team?
>deranked from plat4 to silver2 and still getting mega inters every game
yea very epic
agurin couldn't even get na rank 1 while hiding lobbies + getting boosted by duoking
>>534219176mostly agree but not ezreal. you learn positioning a lot better playing jinx
riot finally added a 2nd furry and its fantastic
>>534219821its funny because the reason for chall/high elo lobbies taking so long to queue pop are because people ditching their account, securing the trophy rank, and playing on their fucking smurfs all the time
>>534220642this is not a thing btw
What's the fastest game mode for getting to level 30? I'm about to get the free xp boost.
I like smurfing because shitting on plat and lower players while not even trying is fun
>>534220642we don't use common sense here
generational aura loss for tardgurin
>>534220690It would be the pvp maps however if you consider the time you can finish coop vs ai games (about 10-15 minutes if you're jungle since you can secure grubs and rift), on top of being able to speed through the tutorial missions with it to get all the exp coop vs ai intermediate may not be bad, I believe there was a guy who sped though an entire account in a week with the exp boost.
Why yes I am smurfing just to enjoy smashing your face in, how could you tell?
It's like beating children at basketball? Another good idea let's go dunk on some lmao
>>534220642theres only 500 challengers
even if every single one played 24/7 queue times would still be raped
also they have to play every day because they decay so fast so this idea is retarded
>>534220635thats a skin anon
she has short fur
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>>534219953I want to- I play all the other femyordles, and a few of the guys. I'll still try, but something's just not clicking with her kit like it does with the rest.
>>534217592Why are you repeating my words back to me you literal retard?
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>>534220926>>534220642this is just a list of PRO PLAYERS, if you want to look into non-pro players and how many accounts they have, go ahead
>around 3 alts per pro player are in plat-diamond rank
>>534221168>plays 1 game on main>proceeds to play 9 games on alts in much lower rank