Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic, I think.
/sthg/ #8517 - Angry Faggot Edition
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==Comics Release Dates==
Sonic the Hedgehog #81 - 03 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary Special - 27 August 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - 04 Mar 2026
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>>534225054
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Is there a character who doesn't have a lyrical theme that you wish had one? I was watching the Jet/Wave Crossworlds video in the OP and it made me realize Cream didn't have one unlike Amy and Big.
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disdain for shippers
>>534260273 So this is the endgame of the Sonic franchise. Sonic inspiring someone who gave up.
They're going to be so cute.
Sonic is the wind that impregnates you.
>>534260538Blaze needs a song. She's the only "Sonic rival" who doesn't have one. Even Jet has one.
>>534260538Blaze is the character who needs one the most.
>>534260538Amy has two. Follow Me was always a fave.
Fuck Sonic Team. I will consider humoring their schizo ideas about canon IF they manage to make a video game that isn't a jank piece of shit for once in their worthless lives. Has yet to happen, for the record.
Why is it always FTM Sonic but never MTF Sonic?
>>534260634Movienic and his adopted platonic sister Moviemy
>>534260509>Maybe you should.I keep my criticisms and my understanding of the official canon separate.
I accept it for what it is and leave my personal feelings on the matter to the side.
If we ignored krack, this thread would be peaceful.
the reason for Silver's inconsistent characterization is that the Silvers (and Blazes) that are encountered come from different timelines.
>>534260538Silver could use a new theme ala how everyone got new themes in SA2, honestly. Dreams of an Absolution is only contributing to the fag jokes.
>>534260937... I accept your concession.
>Get told by /sthg/ that the japanese version of Shadow Gens uses Ian's script.
>It doesn't.
Why does Iizuka gas Ian up if Sonic Team refuses to use his script?
>>534261115Shilling Ian is just a form of marketing like saying IDW is canon.
>>534261115scape·goat
/ˈskāpˌɡōt/
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noun: scapegoat; plural noun: scapegoats
1.
a person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.
>>534260384 (OP)Shippers, schizos, perverts, moralfags,
ehh, whatever,
be happy,
>>534260806I feel like everything regarding Shadow is contradictory.
>>534261115>Why does Iizuka gas Ian upTwitter worships him (and Sega only values Twitter's western opinion if any at all). That, and Ian is loyal and works for peanuts - such monkeys are harder for Sega to come across post-2000s.
>>534261190I can't believe Fang murdered Bean and stole his neckerchief...
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>>534260606shut up shadow, you're just mad you lost your Robotnik
>>534261280Thank you Marine.
>>534260538Metal Sonic. Yeah, I know What I'm Made Of is great, but it's too climactic to be a general purpose "character song". The closest thing he has is Stardust Speedway (which is more a level song) and the 20-second loop from Sonic 4.
>>534260606Here you go https://litter.catbox.moe/d7j6tb6omg801xh0.mp4
>>534260806Those morons being in charge of “canon” is the reason this franchise is largely so shit
>"business partners"
>participating in recreational sports together
Team Dark are friends because my eyeballs say so.
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>>534260861She happens too just much less often. The voice is just too iconic
>>534261951Them participating in that doesn't mean they're friends.
Them NOT being friends doesn't mean they don't care for each other at all.
>>534260806but i like sonic games
>>534261190>the FreelancerAm I supposed to think he's cool? Freelancer just makes him sound like an unemployed faggot from devianttart
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I only find Shadow attractive if he has a cunt
>>534262140I know what you mean . I always preferred him as "Fang the Sniper" rather than "Fang the Hunter" personally.
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>>534261883Seriously. They can't keep this shit straight, so why should anyone give a damn about hat they say? And again, they also suck at making games, so double fuck 'em.
>>534262053Dude, you've already admitted that you agree Sonic Team's statement is fucking stupid. Come on.
>>534262242trannies are gross
>>534262512Accurate is more like it. Most disgusting fucking shit I've ever seen. Actual freaks
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Amy x Rouge Yuri is perfection. Surely at some point Amy starts experimenting with other girls due to being friendzoned zoo much. Freedom and fun without consequences. Lesbian is no what you are, its what you do
>>534262112So do I, but that doesn't change the fact they're all barely functional trash made by insane morons.
>>534262280His sniper title is the only reason why he was popular in the fandom other than classicucks being screechy faggots
>>534262584If you’re too dumb to know what an opinion or subjectivity is why should anyone care what you think?
"I want to exist!" line from Mephiles was done by Sonic Team (according to Ian), but it's not in the Japanese script. That's weird. Also, the manga had the line where Shadow showed sympathy towards the Biolizard like in english, but the japanese version had Shadow more callous to it.
Is the full english script some kind of a proto-script (to the japanese)? How much did Ian and Sonic Team write between the two?
>>534262713Hello? Based Department?
Real talk, these two have a lot of delicious chemistry that's always a delight to watch.
Now that I think about it, it's weird that Heroes had this "power of friendship" theme when the actual story and conflict is just Metal Sonic seething about Sonic and playing everyone just so that he can get powered up for this showdown with Sonic. Like there's not even an attempt to connect the two.
>>534261679What I'm Made Of is from Sonic's perspective. It's a repudiation of Metal Sonic's claim that he has surpassed/ become Sonic. The entire ethos of the song is "I'm gonna show you what it means to be Sonic.".
Tbh it's my favorite vocal track in the franchise.
>>534262713>>534262943Yurifags are getting uppity…
>>534262970>youtuber watermarkAs always team darkfags don't play the games
>>534262713>Rouge Yuri's Amy, mogs her with her curvier body>Makes her cry but also feel pleasure and intimacy she has never had with anyone else before>Weeks later Rouge secretly fucks Sonic
>>534262713I've seen this art style under like 5 different names and all these artist names draw Amy Rouge yuri.
I think one guy is just bouncing around and it's shame I can't track him cause it's my favorite style for amy yuri.
>>534262818Calling it subjective is a copout. There are people who like eating shit ffs and trannies are all fucked up intentionally. It is indeed disgusting.
>>534263140Uppity deez nuts, nigga!
>>534262849I think the process goes
>Sonic Team writes scenario outline>the dialogue is written later by westerners like Ian/Pontaff. >In Lost World/Frontiers case the English script localizers were allowed to write their version of the script first, then Sonic Team made further changes to it for the Japanese version to make it match their vision>With Final Horizon in particular, Ian wrote the script for the main cutscenes, then they were translated to Japanese - while someone else at Sonic Team wrote the script for the secondary cutscenes, which were translated to English without Ian's involvementTL:DR they purposefully cultivate different scripts.
>>534262970>What I'm Made Of is from Sonic's perspective. I always thought it was from both because some lyrics sound too aggressive to be Sonic's.
For instance:
>LIKE A MILLION FACES, I'VE RECOGNIZED THEM ALL>AND ONE BY ONE THEY'VE ALL BECOME A NUMBER AS THEY FALL (AS THEY FALL)This sounds like Sonic.
And this:
>IN THE FACE OF REASON, I CAN TAKE NO MORE>ONE BY ONE THEY'VE ALL BECOME A BLACK MARK ON THE FLOORThis sounds like Metal Sonic (poorly trying to mimic the real Sonic)
>>534263276>Calling it subjective is a copout.Accurate is more like it. Retard.
>>534263327Yeah that’s about what I said to your mom said last night.
>>534263495fur patch offmodel
>>534263140>Surgemy enter the chat>Where did Amys confidence and self respect go?>why is she not resisting?>why is she folding like a cheap table to this dirty smelly muscular butch? >Why does she not want to be in control?
>>534263468Fun>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Canon
If canon is not fun, it goes in the trash.
Any Surge ships besides Kiturge as OOC self-insert slop btw
Thoughts on Cosmo x Zoey?
>>534263672What is it with Amy and psycho green girls?
>>534263786If it's what you like, but it seems like just a ship made to antagonize something.
>>534263495Off model
>>534263750Canon>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dogshit OOC fanfiction
>>534263786It’s funny that even Ian is a fan of Tails getting cucked
>>534263672>>534263951Did Amy have a green girl in Archie?
>>534263786I'm okay with it as long as Tails gets to fuck Amy.
>>534263494Amyfags will never beat the besties allegations.
>>534264136Bestieshipping!
>>534264012This is something everyone here in /sthg/ needs to sit down and seriously consider.
Why does Rouge get wings but the Babylon Rogues don't?
>>534263406I could buy that. The second line feels like typical Metal seethe that he still loses despite being better than Sonic (and seemingly references that he copied all the biodata of the cast).
Amy is just a submissive plaything for superior alpha females who will cuck her , and this is something she can't escape no matter how hard she tries.
She can put on an strong and independent girlboss face, cover it up with her personality, distract herself with adventure and fighting but it is all just a cope, because nothing changes for her
>>534263786Ragebait ship surpassed only by Fiona stealing Tails’ love interests to torture him OR Tails willingly being a cuck for Sonic and Sonic plowing all his love interests right in front of him.
>>534263786Shit ship only meant to emasculate Tails. As if there hasn’t been enough of that
>>534264052Kinda! Tekno made a small cameo in one issue as a shout out.
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>>534264484>emasculateThat implies there was any masculinity there in the first place.
>>534261756POST SALLY
PLEASE
I WANT TO SEE SALLY
>>534264348And the first line sounds like Metal getting angry at the truth that he isn't Sonic.
>>534264391Hm. Thing is, you're not exactly wrong. That does happen more than one might think.
>>534264391Amy is a bisexual icon, except she’s the Becky type, rather than the Stacy type
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>>534264587There was, disingenuous fag
Does /sthg/ like pinball physics?
>thread is entirely tailstroon, sallyfags and yurifags
bleak
>>534264775... Well shit, anon. Hit it right on the head, damn.
>>534264591He posted Sally vs Super Shadow a few threads ago it was very violent
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I just really like this comic. Fuckin' gremlins, both of them.
>>534263019That's illegal
one must imagine /sthg/ happy
I never realized Bayblade wasn’t terribly popular in Japan vs America
>>534262713>>534262943>>534263327Fucking thank you.
>mysterious untrustworthy femme fatale pursuing her own goals>empathetic "dumb smart girl" who can can get others to open up or question their entire outlook on lifeI'm so glad that after years of "I don't know why ANYONE would EVER ship Rougamy, wtf!" or "erm I had to delete the Rougamy pic from my Sonic yuri imageset, thanks for warning me about the problematic age gap everyone" (even Pam3le had to address the whining) my favorite pairing is finally getting more attention. Kinda just blew up in a "don't ask don't tell" way.
>>534263224He does the Deviantart autism thing of roleplaying as a girl while obviously being male, initially with "banjokazoo123" and now with "ConnieSky3" being separate from his main "GoGoMrDoDo".
>>534265308Now, I'm not necessarily saying that Tailsko would've avoided devolving into a jobbing loser... but what I'm saying that Tailsko probably would've avoided devolving into a jobbing loser is what I'm saying.
how many positive interactions do amy and rouge have in the sonic the hedgehog videogame series published by sega
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>>534265506Browsing 5ch they sure have a different view of the collabs compared to us
They’re also claiming that Yakuza getting upgrade paths for Switch 2 is a sign that Yakuza is still a bigger deal than Sonic to Sega
>>534265552Wait I forgot one
>I want to draw Rougamy but not get screamed at so I'll put "besties" in the descriptionAgain so glad that's over
>>534265629Amy (and basically everyone else that’s not Sonic) devolving should tell you otherwise
>>534265701>a sign that Yakuza is still a bigger deal than Sonic to SegaI mean, I don't think anyone doubted that here at least.
>>534265636Literally one. When Amy says Shadow is alright in shth. In every game Amy hates being around Rouge. Especially in the 2000s titles where Amy would go full retard.
>>534265819Well with the Yakuza tv show failing people starting to claim Sonic is bigger even though the franchise is currently being carried hard by movies
>>534264065>"Whaa-?... Ohhh!.. h-h-h-hiiiiii, I was totally not just tucking off Tails in the back room"
>>534265552>age gapPlease. At the risk of being up ages discourse again, Amy is more often than not portrayed like she's a grown ass woman these days. Rouge can go right ahead and corrupt her or be fixed by her, and I certainly shan't complain.
>>534265552I KNEW IT.
It's probably not good I can recognize a specific yuri art style...
This yuri talk is making me remember this one fic I read a long time ago before it got deleted that had Blaze x Nicole. It was such a weird pair, but it always stuck out to me since then.
>>534265941>Yakuza tv show failingThe fact I'm surprised to hear there even WAS a Yakuza show feels like it may play a role in that - unless it was Jap only.
>>534264693Amy exists to be molested by alpha females
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>>534265735Amy will only ever grow as a character when she finally concludes that Sonic will never love her back and that there’s been a real man there the whole time
>Yurifags when asked to be remotely in character
I'm glad Sega has mandates or else Evan would have tanked this series.
>"I'LL SHOW YOU HOW CRAZY I AM!"
What the fuck is wrong with this psycho?
>>534266052>Blaze x NicoleYes, that is pretty weird. I must admit, kinda curious now.
>>534265956I'm okay with the age gap,
makes it cuter.
>>534266052>deletedShit. I want to read that. You wouldn't happen to remember the author or where it was posted, would you?
>>534266228>What the fuck is wrong with this psycho?Kinesis.
>>534265956age gap isnt a thing among girls. they bare it all in front of one another in private. builds confidence, helps educate others. its different
>>534266228Every time I see this frame I just think of this bigfoot photo.
>>534266228I wish he’d be psycho more. That’d actually be interesting. Uwuver and Jobver that he’s been can kick rocks
>>534266105Worldwide, Amazon Prime
The main reason Yakuza came to Switch was to get some cross promotion marketing and try to drag out console sales as the other two platforms are fading
>>534266415The context is oddly similar
>>534266207That describes shipfags in general. All of them suck.
>>534266148Methinks she doesn't have much of a problem with that.
>>534266207You say that, but this is perhaps the most chill shipping wank session in a hot minute.
>>534266248I honestly don't really remember the details that well except that it was set in the Archie preboot universe. It wasn't the MAIN pairing I recall, but part of the story shifted to it.
>>534266356No, I do not. Sorry. It got deleted a decade in a half ago and I do not remember the name of the author.
>>534266228I miss when Silver was like this. He could’ve been cool.
>>534266476>Amazon PrimeThat explains why I never heard of it. What, did Netflix burn them too hard during Sonic Prime so they bet on one of the losing horses of the stream wars?
>>534266192You erased Amy in your AU to prop up your troon lunacy and sonails fetish. You never liked Amy as anything more than a vehicle to push your degeneracy
>>534266207Evan is the GOAT actually
>>534266732What the fuck are you talking about
>>534266732That person isn't me.
You're insane.
Also I prefer Tailamy to Sontails.
Also Sontails isn't even canon to Sonic Union, there's also Taiream and Salails bait. As well as Sonaze and Sonally for Sonic.
>>534265636I literally JUST saw a post of positive interactions that'd prove
>>534265912 wrong and can't find it anymore and now I'm angry. But either way Sonic Battle doesn't count because the whole game's script is full of flimsy excuses for the characters to fight.
>>534266527>HURRR WHAT IF WE CHANGED LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT SHADOW SO HE CAN BE AMYS BOYFRIEND>ROUGE NEEEEEDS TO DATE SHADOW>WHAT IF THE ONLY CONSISTENT THINGS ABOUT SONIC WERE GONE SO HE COULD BE MY SELF INSERT>WHAT IF SURGE WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO TEY TO KILL SONIC
Speaking of Amy yuri... hear me out.
>>534266884>HURRR WHAT IF MARIA WERE STILL ALIVE AND CUDDLED WITH OOC SHADOWGet a job
>>534261280How about Marine with Amy?
>>534266148look at this little wall flower so out of her element
>>534267006eww gross,neither would want the other or have chemistry. Now Marine and Cream though, that is just one Summer vacation living together away
Shame Sally and Blaze never got a chance to meet.
>>534266884Yeah, pretty much. It always baffles me when I see these sorts of things said completely unironically. Why not just make an OC at that point?
>>534266207Amy's whole thing is being able to reach out to people she "shouldn't" be getting along with including Shadow and a literal Eggman robot.
>>534266732I don’t think that’s Tailstroon, Anon.
>>534267006Marine is smaller than Amy, Amy would be the one initiating as a corrective punishment groping while Marine tries and fails to run away, perhaps cornered by Amy somewhere
>>534266971>Amy's face between Wonder Womans muscular thighsImagine it
>Amy: I can fix her!
>Rouge: I can make her worse!
>>534267126Fanart of this might not even exist, it’s so niche.
>>534265947>you just know
>>534265973Patreon comic only I saved >>>/u/4392695
>>534267326No goddamn way, Marine would have taken the initiative
>>534266971Wonder Woman was canonically sleeping with other Amazons on that island before she met that pilot guy and decided to sleep with him so it’s plausible.
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>>534267461>Diana invites Amy to the solstice festival, AKA the wild orgy ...That's a real thing in WW lore, by the way. Amazons know how to party.
So what I’m getting from this thread is that there is a strong undercurrent of horny degenerates on /sthg/ who basically view all the characters as hyper-sluts who fuck anything that moves but for some reason when they are the ones dominating the conversation there is considerably less strife.
>>534267838When people can get over themselves, we have fun with stupid conversation, yes.
>>534267506>"uhhh..ohh.noooo.Taaaaills..the brownies are kicking in now..ehehehe..those were reaaall goood">"Tails?">...>"Tails?">...>"Tails?"
>>534267642You're underselling it a bit, anon.
>>534267126Fiona makes Amy worse.
>>534266860>You're insaneRich coming from a faggot who believes he's a woman
>Sonic UnionWhy the fuck should any of us care about your shipfag satam AU?
>>534264591https://litter.catbox.moe/2jcj96zkc01jkmk2.mp4
>>534267947I wasn’t purposefully underselling it. I just remember that they made Wonder Woman bisexual. And that they mentioned something along those lines. I didn’t know the details beyond that.
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>>534267838>>534267906The lesson here, of course, is that horny=chill.
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>>534268035>shipfagThere are no canon ships. I adhere to the no romance mandate for the lore doc. I will also probably adhere to this for the comic series.
>>534268190Why is this more accepted than Sonic x Elise and Shadow x Maria?
>>534268190>>534268238The reason for this is that Topaz and Rouge are both female and lesbianism is marketable. Except not really because in reality this isn’t actually a non-taboo ship anywhere but here and even here it is likely controversial because I don’t get the impression /sthg/ is very pro-gay.
If Tangle and Whisper are lesbians, shouldn't they also have crushes on human females?
>>534265260He can't. He uses litter.catbox links for anything Sally related so they're temporary until they 404.
>>534268139That's not the voice I imagined her with, but then I remember her voice was pretty deep in the cartoon.
Remember Tim Curry voices Sally's dad?
>>534268238>Sonic x Elise Rouge and Topaz actually have genuine chemistry. Although Elise did nothing wrong.
>and Shadow x Maria?Those two are perceived as siblings, so it give folks the ick as it were.
>>534268540Rouge saying this is beyond based
Someone post the Amy Sonic Rouge cuck bestie image. you know the one
>>534268510Sonic is a very strange franchise
>>534268425It's like one guy who's weirdly butthurt about it here.
>>534268447Sure. Shame there aren't any human women in IDW.
>>534268510>Tim Curry voices Sally's dadKinography
>>534268139WHY DID YOU PUT A WHITE WOMAN IN SONIC
>>534266296>>534265956No one seriously thinks Rougamy fuels real-world child abuse it was just an excuse to scream at people
>>534268615>meets cute soldier girl>immediately starts putting the moves on herShe knows what she wants.
>>534268664Whoever drew that image is legitimately diabolical. Everything about it is too much.
>>534268882I appreciate the spirit, but we already know this.
Since everyone is posting yuri stuff, can we get a tierlist?
>>534264391Nah Amy belongs with Rouge specifically
Preboot Sally x Preboot Nicole. Could've potentially been a bigger rageship than the Reboot version if Penders didn't sperg out.
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>>534268996Anything with Amy blows everything else out of the water that we might as well ban Amy to balance the chart.
First off, S tier.
Bleam.
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Obligatory. I love these two so much.
>>534268996that is a lot of combinations
>>534264391>>534264775>>534265096If this is true, then who is “The Stacy Type”? Rouge?
https://youtu.be/PkU49S4G8Mw?si=Qyqs69M02V-sWu7B&t=7729
>>534268996The lowest is Whispangle.
>>534269203I wanted Amy ships included too. I don’t care how much they blow the other ones out of the water. I just want rankings.
>>534266207Literally not one single person working for IDW would be cool enough to push for Rougamy and you know it
>>534269204Adorable, even!
>>534269252Naturally.
I'm glad sa2 is not the last game
>>534269393Ian would think there was a real possibility he could go to jail for even thinking it.
>>534269393Ian would make Surgamy canon if he had the freedom to.
>>534268996>>534269353The second lowest is Sallycole.
Sonic died with the Dreamcast
>>534268996Rougamy was always my favorite
Roupaz is obviously good
I know it's stupid and I should ignore fandom but while I like Blazamy I don't like how it's become an autopilot safe pairing, Roupaz too to an extent but nowhere near as common
Honamy is ok
Whispangle and Sallycole are both good
>>534269356That does sound cute, but I have nothing of them actually together that way...
it’s funny how all these new detached nonreplies are trying to demoralize and it’s failing so miserably
>>534269529Pretty much my point.
>>534269557Not my thing but then I don't care about non-Sega characters at all beyond a drive-by "oh that's nice fan art".
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Maria x Tikal
>>534269725Is it crazy to say that its a good thing In-character Amy has not made many comic appearances?
>>534269647>>534268996Oh yeah Blazouge is very good I thought I mentioned it but I didn't
>>534269879In-character Sally didn't make much comic appearances either, lol.
They're so fucking cute.
>>534269867Dangerously based.
>>534269725JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>534269973>Sally would be much nicer but useless in combat>Amy would have tard rage at 90% of the ocs Sonic encounters
>>534269662Knowing what we know now, I have no doubt the current staff probably screamed about how creep out they were and did that thing the maids in Tom and Jerry did where they stand on a chair and lift their skirt while screaming and dancing.
>>534269937Gold-digger ship. It's toxic for Blaze.
>>534269937TMoStH was really good for Rouge x Blaze. Crime girlfriends!
>>534270054Nobody wants to admit this, but in-character Amy would consider in-character Sally a hussy with how she casually kisses guys when she's not even dating them.
Hear me out guys.
Hear me out please.
Just hear me out.
I am repeating this because I don't want you to judge my good idea too harshly
So just listen please
Preboot Rouge. Preboot Blaze.
>>534267156Sally would greet ANY dignitary with a kiss on the lips. OOC
Amy will lose the SonicBowl
>>534270094Still fun but you're not wrong. Big part of why I still prefer Rougamy honestly - she could actually legitimately change Rouge who's exactly the kinda character she does that with
>>534267490
https://youtu.be/jl6kjAkVw_s
>>534266643Amazon prime is technically bigger than Netflix
Netflix has been losing hard lately to the point they could be scooped up
>>534270215Satam Sally and Adventure era Amy would be downright annoying as a combination simply because Sally is everything Amy hates dialed up to 11.
>>534270235Brah, Preboot Rouge would purely date Preboot Blaze for her royal riches. There is no love there.
>>534270094Bro have you played the VN? Kindred spirits, these two.
>>534269503Hey look it's JenHen whatever the fuck she's called artwork. The diaper-furry that designed Jewel the beetle draws art of all her characters in diapers
>>534270332Vibe of this thread.
>>534269725someone has a version with Rouge instead of Sally
I prefer 2020s Amy over 2000s Amy
Bros… Why is the thread so comfy when it’s been overrun by yurishitters… Bros…
Not a "pair" exactly but Rouge/Amy/Blaze is great
>>534270117Oh, speaking of Vanilla, consider the following.
>>534270679Ian and Evan have entered /sthg/.
>>534270679Because I'm the best Sonic yurishitter and my rare presence in these threads inherently elevates them
Blazouge findom. Blazougd problematic finance gap relationship.
>>534270679I don't know, and I refuse to question it.
>>534265701From what I’ve seen they’re upset that the Sony deal means Sonic can’t really be marketed in Japan anymore like they tried with Frontiers.
>>534270510In contrast to Carnival Night Zone for like the last five of them.
>>534270740I like Rouge/Vanilla but purely in a "this is really hot" way & little else. Lacks the staying power of Rougamy.
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There is no excuse for her behavior
Yuri art is so bad. You don't see a love for the characters, you see men that wish they were women self-inserting. Always just bland boring wholesome UwU shit. It's really saying something when yaoi art can encompass every aspect of the human spectrum of emotions while yuri is always the most stunted and saccharine wish-fulfillment garbage
>>534271086The weakest bait so far
>tfw no big tiddy bat wife to hold and snuggle
Topaz is so lucky.
>>534271086What is Lanolin's yuri ship?
>>534270831It's great because Blazouge on its own has its flaws but if Amy were at the center, there's a higher chance they'd properly get along.
>>534270679gay ships and art are not a legitimate threat so there's no beef unless they're hardcore about it
>>534271086Do you genuinely expect me to believe an angry canonfag would post Lanolin the sheep
>>534271178Either Surge or Jewel.
Are there any particularly prominent Lanolin yuri ships? Maybe with that moth lady? She can fix her.
>>534271137Yuri art is for self-inserters with AGP living vicariously through a pairing
>>534271178Amy, Jewel, or Surge
>>534271086I know you're trolling but I do think few men really make good yuri. On the other hand it's pretty rare for fujoshi to really get men too - I'd say Natsume Ono does though.
if next thread doesn’t have an amy op then we should riot
>>534271086>>534271296BUILT for beetle coochie.
>>534271385Like, a Sonadow fangirl also shipping Rougamy is gonna result in better material than your average Palcomix-tier male artist who draws them
>>534271296>Yuri art is [Headcanon]
No one who is a characterization purist would ever post images of Lanolin to get the point across
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>>534271034Of course there is, handy guys are hot
>>534270661I like both. She's still a cute pink hedgehog end of the day.
>>534270841https://youtu.be/oAxgIoHIxug
>>534271296On the other hand vagina women self-inserting in yuri is really good.
>>534271469Beetles literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>534271516Yuri has historically been otakubait. Aimed for men. Fulfillment for men.
LOLing at all the failed attempts at demoralization and derailment.
Lanolin can have Sticks since they're both schizos.
>>534270589Weirdest is the Shadouge one with Amy, why would Shadamy have cuck content?
>>534271668>>534271816I always forget that yuri-yumes exist.
Aleena x Bernadette is actually surprisingly popular.
>>534271756Yuri too black, too strong.
>>534271841It's honestly so dumb. 3 mischaracterizations in one. No matter how hard people try to force it, Shadow and Amy have next to 0 interest in each other. Shadamyfags KNOW this and they have fun with the little content they have, making cuck media of it is nonsense.
Whoa! What a demoralizing blow! The character Amy has had one conversation with is with another woman!
>people only ever post pictures or make drive-by comments on images in my /u/ threads
>this thread is full of discussion
Join in fuckers >>>/u/4456927
>>534269203>Anything with Amy blows everything else out of the waterShe tends to do that. A lot of her ships straight and Yuri are top-tier. 'course I would always want Amy to remain in-character only in canon.
>>534271956Are you the same person as the “best Sonic yurishitter”?
>>534271978Gotta appreciate a more subtle attempt.
>>534271954shadamy is based but cucking with rouge doesnt hit the same
there is an image of that doorframe but with Sonic and Rouge
>>534271901>Aleena x Bernadette is actually surprisingly popular.That's because of the Sonic Pandora AU fancomic which was extremely popular once it was going, features them both as Sonic's mothers as lesbians.
>>534272081So how was Sonic born in that universe?
>purple hedgehog mommies
>the soldier and her queen
>height gap
>tomboy and girly-girl
>class gap
>>534271956I've been by your thread a few times while browsing that board
>>534272167I'm starting to see the appeal
>>534271190Where do you think Evan came from, anon?
>>534271875They're great. Wish there were more Sonic ones.
>>534272149Aleena's dialogue in the comic suggests that Sonic, Manic, and Sonia are Bernadette's children biologically.
>>534272081Yep!
>>534272149Jules got backstory'd.
>>534272040>Are you the same person as the “best Sonic yurishitter”?Yes but I wasn't serious
>>534272284Again, wish more people contributed.
>>534272404I read a LOT of fanfiction so I thought this was an interesting change. A disproportionate amount of fanfics choose Aleena as the default mother for some reason.
>>534268996>S-tier Surgamy
Blazamy
>A-tierAmouge
Salamy
Amy x Sticks
Rougepaz
Rouge x Blaze
>B-tier Rouge x Vanilla
Amy x Honey
Blaze x Honey
Amolin
Amy x Jewel
>C-tier Creamy
Amy x Tikal
Hopefully I'm not missing any big ones.
This thread... It's so tranquil... Unusually so... No arguments or flamewars... No apparent strife of any kind... HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE???
>>534272550 Tangle's lemur feature
>>534272576Oh, Sallicole, haha
A-tier
Sally x Fi is B-tier
>>534272574>A disproportionate amount of fanfics choose Aleena as the default mother for some reason.She's from a TV show. That would make her more well known than Sonic's comic mom to people.
>>534272634I made it good with Rougamy!
>>534272284>I'm starting to see the appealRight?
>>534272404I like this look for Bernadette.
>>534272634anti-aggression yuri electrofagnetic field
>>534271954Exactly. It's just the most pointless mean-spirited target if isn't Sonic.
Brenda x Longclaw. Yes, I am the founder.
>>534272576I can tell you're a millennial because you call it Amouge
>>534272550She looks like she smooches wolves.
>>534272634Such is the power of yuri.
>>534272634american autists: asleep
euro autists: preparing for work / going to work
>>534272634Yuri will be waiting when serenity is restored...
>>534272690No... This can't be happening... NOOOOOOOOO!
>>5342728032000s kid, actually. I was going to simply put x between them but I thought that's a good name and should be used more.
>>534272634 >no men anywhere
>suddenly there's world peace
What would our paragon the Wind think about that?
>>534273012He’s the one good man, that’s what he’d think.
I mean I could start arguing about the wind if you want. I love "windnic". He's genuinely my favorite character. I'm no good at characterization arguments though.
Sonic is the wind he would never blablabla.
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Sega finally posted screenshots of the switch version of Crossworlds
They refuse to comment on framerate which makes the answer obvious.
All they’ve done is apologize for delaying the update
>>534272660Whispangle
C-tier or lower we should do an actual tier-maker and have a vote.
>>534273038This halfhearted attempt to stoke the flames of Windfag discourse might be one of the funniest things ITT ngl.
>>534273054I can’t believe they’re still doing a Switch 2 version
They delayed that shit into 2026, there’s not even going to be an active player base by then.
>>534272801I haven't gt any of that, but how about Aleena x Longclaw?
>>534273083Seconding this hard
>>534265495Wow I guess this worked
>>534273135Unlike Sonic, I'm not the wind.
>>534267745Devastated nothing still hasn't came out of it.
>>534265495>>534273265All it took was comfy lesbians. Best manifestation of good vibes ever.
>>534272404Too bad Sonic was retconned into being a pooner in this
>>534273296>Unlike Sonic, I'm not the wind.Respectable bow-out.
>>534273054They need to cancel the switch version of this and the switch version of Shinobi before the reputation of the games tank
no one will ever like sonegg like I do because "eggman is ugly he's ugly bastard tier" when he's not... he's not ugly, he's handsome in his own way dammit
Creamy is not yuri, it is just having innocent fun
>>534273083And oh, fuck me
Tekamy S-tier
>>534273203Aleena and Longclaw = Powerscaling moms
Brenda and Bernadette = Normal moms.
There can only be one
Who is the rightful queen of sthg? Amy? Rouge? Blaze? Surge?
Wish this artist wasn't dead
>>534273437Agreed, but if Sonails can be a ship may as well get some /ll/
>>534273476Amy is my vote, undisputed best girl and cutest.
Now here's a real, proper 'hear me out'.
>>534273476This a brazen attempt to provoke discord while we are currently in a state of harmony. Don’t fall for it.
>>534273636Elise has every Blobian, male or female, on lockdown. Absolute QUEEN.
>>534273431People ship Movie Eggman and sometimes regular Eggman with Agent Stone.
If mobians were real, society would just look like this.
>>534273476I feel like they're more co-leaders? Like a waifu council.
>>534273810Top Tier Yaoi Ship desu…
Female fleetwaynic and archienic are pure kino
>>534273898ANON NO YOU'RE GOING TO ATTRACT THE SILVER CHARACTERFAGS
>>534273898Built for Silver
>>534273476Rouge and Amy together is the only answer
>>534273476All women are queens.
>>534273786Damn right!
>>534273898Fair point. The problem is that despite being a turbo gay, she doesn't really interact with other women in the one story she appeared in. All of her ships sadly have to be made up. Well, more made up. You know what I mean.
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>>534273810I said SONEGG you fool, and while I do like Movie Eggman, I prefer the others. Agent Stone is just a mildly tolerable OC.
>>534273898Unfortunately,
>>534273936 was right
>>534273979*Built to cuck Silver
>Look up MinaxNicole art
>It's Mina straight up sexually assaulting Nicole or being abusive in some way
>>534273476Think of them as like a matriarchal tribal war council or an all-female directorate.
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handsome egg...
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Hey /sthg/, what Sonic games are YOU playing tonight?
sonic raised by critters. thoughts?
>>534267490What if Amy made Rouge worse
>>534264515What was the threesome like?
>>534274293 not playing it now but I'm reinstalling Frontiers to finish it over the weekend
>>534273431That’s…not the main problem people have with sonegg
Hey, listen. Maybe it's just because 20YL is intolerably dull and I need SOMETHING, but like... am I crazy here?
>>534274123>*Built to cuck SilverImplying Gold x Blaze? Cook.
>>534274228With the talk of everyone getting revamped controls next time it really hurts that Sonic likely won’t come back
>>534274565The red one not wearing pants makes the other two look sexier
>>534274565>did they fuckNo dipshit they had a slumber party. As gay as that sounds.
>>534263604>>534264012I get what you mean but I can't hate this artist after she contributed so much Rougamy
An obscure one. The folks behind one of the Archie continuations seemed to notice that Lien-Da has a bit of a vibe going on with her friend Gae-Na.
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>>534274371Edited this to be a bit more topical.
>>534273898Gold has no solid gf for fans. All we know (from Evan) that she would crush on Sally, Blaze, and Rouge.
Canon Silver Adjacent Gold would be attracted to Belle, Civilian Lanolin, and Whisper the Crying Wolf.
>>534274853>Gae-Nareally?
>>534274853>Gae-NaThat name has to be a joke. Right?
>>534274985If only Sally had a counterpart from the future...
>>534274985Gold likes confident capable people... Belle is... not that
Sallicole, my beloved.
>>534274953Yes. It's kinda right there, innit.
give Amy a false sense of love, while making her slowly give up on Sonic, then Rouge swoops in on Sonic
>>534274853There is also Lien-Da saying this about the Iron Queen.
>>534275227this makes me mad, never tell stories again
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>>534275016>>534275032I'm not bullshitting, that is the character's name.
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>>534274517Yes it is, if Eggman was considered attractive by most people, all other issues would be overlooked. That's pretty much how all shipping works.
>>534262713>not posting the kissing one
>>534275283Does she have a sister named Lez-Be.
>>534275259>narcissistic techno-fascistThis writing is kinda out there sometimes.
>>534275259>hottest overlander on MobiusShe is not wrong.
>>534274908no character has been harmed more by shipping than honey the cat
I save images of all ships, give me more
>>534275227Shut the fuck up
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Nobody else loves them
>>534275384No, but now I kinda wish she did.
>>534275549Comic books, bro.
Rouge making Amy smell her breasts after a day in the sun
>>534275803sweet and spicy
>>534275837Amy would do it anyway
The only japanese fancomic of Sally is a story of Rouge trying to rape her and then getting dominated by Sally who then rapes Rouge
>these two somehow haven't met
>>534275971Inaccurate since Sally is fundamentally just rape fodder for Rouge
>>534276040They... very much have
>>534276076ANON HER NIPPLE IS VISIBLE IN THE FINAL PANEL
>>534276040Jewel is waiting for Sonic to come fuck
Two green emeralds, a paradox happens, and a new adventure.
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>>534276076>>534276105This better not ruin everything for us
>>534276105Whoopsie doodle
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they are cute. CUTE.
So was this being posted on Sonic's birthday a coincidence, or did they really wanted to blow low at the blue blue?
>Topaz
>Amy
>Blaze
>Jewel
Jeez, Rouge. How many wives do you need?
>"Oh don't be such a baby! Ribs grow back!"
>*Eggman turns to Sage and Metal Sonic
>"They don't"
>>534276290They post art every month
>>534276436>trying to take the forehead gemRouge, no!
>>534276364Fuck it give her a loliwife too
>>534276512Good excuse to post these
>>534260384 (OP)Angry faggots you say?
>>534276727World cold and hard. Tomboy lemur gf warm and soft.
>>534273083Anyone up for this? I don't know how to make those, bighugelabs mosaics are where my knowledge of that shit starts and ends
>>534276774>>534276923That is so fucking hot.
>>534274371>Twitter meme>Reddit filename
>>534277107maybe we could use a preexisting sonic ship tierlist (I'm sure there are plenty) and just exclude the het and yaoi ships?
>>534277152Can you add new ones to existing tier lists? I'm sure plenty of yuri ones are missing.
Honestly I don't even know what the website for it is, if others can add stuff etc. I always ignored that trend.
>>534277141Anon I was lazy, you oughtta try it sometime.
>>534277141Cry about it loser
>>534277141I'm autistic enough that "hear me out" earlier in the thread triggered me due to Twitter associations
>>534277245you might be able to find something on one of the template sites if you google "sonic yuri ship tier list" honestly
>>534277461I got results immediately, immediately for f/f pairings (or "WLW" as the tryhard Twitter term goes) but I don't know how to make something people can vote in.
>>534260606>>534276402Does this count as a redemption arc?
>>534277107I'm game. Bored right now.
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>>534277907Okay fuck it I think we can just use this since only 3 people voted so far. I'll try now, not sure if you need to be logged in but I did it quickly with my Google account and I'll see if "save" does anything when I'm done. https://tiermaker.com/create/wlw-sonic-ship-17446299
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>>534278060>>534277907"Community rankings", again only 3 votes so far https://tiermaker.com/categories/sonic/wlw-sonic-ship-17446299
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>>534278060Pic rel is a legend
Is to key to Sonic's success yuri?
>>534276840I'll do you one better
Is THE key to Sonic's success yuri?
>>534278172I think people should post theirs when they're done (at least if they want to).
So what I’m getting from this thread is that the yurifags were tonight’s biggest winners, but that the other horny anons and the yumes got some market share too.
>>534278446At this point, yeah I’d say so.
>>534278723I remember when Flynn said that orangutan doesn't have a name because if he was ever given one Sega would have notes on his character
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Given the current direction of this thread, this Captcha I had earlier feels oddly pertinent...
>>534278675Any positive topic on Amy is a win.
>>534278975I stand by my earlier statement that she should be the next OP.
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Rereading IDW. I see now that they took Ian out of Archie but they never took Archie out of Ian. The characters still act as if they're a team who's job is to protect the world. Even after they stop the major threat, they start dedicating their loves to stopping the next threat and cleaning up. This is just something they never do in the games.
I think this is a silly thing to get mad about, so it doesn't bug me. It's a pretty normal assumption to make when the characters spend 90% of their screentime saving the day. It's interesting that this interpretation carried over from archie.
>>534278975True, Amyfags were pretty big winners ITT as well.
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>>534278447>>534277907>>534278180Clicking "save" normally freezes the tab but if you switch to "presentation mode" it works.
>>534278060Or you can just post the picture here (sorry Archie/IDW fans I only have a slight soft spot for Fleetway and don't care for the rest)
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My earliest memory was playing with this.
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>>534278060Well-made list. Just did the ones I care to acknowledge.
>>534279328My attempt (it's probably shit)
>>534279621This list is all over the place in such a way that I can’t tell if it’s bait or if it’s serious, much less if it’s terrible or if it’s unconventionally genius.
>>534273426>>534273165Judging by the
>>534265701 5ch screenshot, maybe they figure that not having the Switch audience is a worse hit than reputational damage (from shortsighted "I want my money now" retard perspective)?
>>534274410Would explain why he always takes some time to chase down egg capsules.
>>534278869Ian really wants the liberty to be inconsistent without accountability, doesn't he?
>>534279616Appreciate the Whispangle dunking. Twitter-ass OC pairing.
>>534279621>Rougamy at the topGood shit
>>534279852I just realized I actually put Whispangle in a decent tier. Must’ve done that by accident. It should be in C or D minimum. Never cared for it.
>>534279249Having the resistance or restoration exist past the metal virus was fucking stupid. More of the issues in the comics should be one off fun adventures instead of gay drama about literally who's in this boring post-war world. I'm sick of seeing Ian's savior complex with him trying to save bad ideas and wasting the comic's pages on it.
>>534279249>>534279949You think he still had Evan keep the Restoration in the post-Frontiers timeskip when the Sage arc begins in November, or will Sega force them to do away with it to put Forces to rest once and for all?
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>>534279328some of these might be controversial; i only picked ones i actually cared about, knew about, and/or cared to comment on
>>534278271>"oh hey new Rougamy art">Amy with colostomy scars or whatever they're called
>>534280131IDW always manages to disappoint but I'm hoping that they will do away with the Forces shit permanently. And I'm hoping that Frontiers won't get the same treatment
>>534280131I doubt the Restoration will be gone: even after the "breaking NDA on Shadow Gen" thing that killed Bumblekast, Sonic Team still generally trusts Ian in regards to Western affairs - if he pleads hard enough (with Evan backing him) they'll let him have it. Not like they care about IDW very much anyway.
>>534280305We have basically the same top pairs so I approve. I just can't bring myself to care about the overwhelming majority of non-Sega media and it's too late to teach an old dog new tricks.
>>534279949I can't take the restoration seriously when it's a bunch of random 1-off OCs carrying wispons.
I know this is a comic for kids. Modern kids. I know it's based on Forces. But I see Codename: Kids next Door. Not Sonic when I look at this.
And that would be fine honestly, but now there's the overhang of the rest of the franchise. We know that guns are still allowed to show up in Sonic media via dark beginnings. We have darker content than this in the damn movies. It's so weird. Forces is a plague on this comic.
>>534279328>>534280305I need to be educated on Bunnie x Fiona.
The Restoration isn't a problem, but keeping it a focal point is
>>534280305>Sallycole in D tierBrutal
>Whispangle in F tierDeserved
>>534280517They need to fold it into GUN.
What prevents Whispangle from being yuri-approved?
>>534280467Genuinely why does he like the restoration so much? It can exist. But why does he keep bringing SONIC there?
I know he has to be tired of windfags screaming at him if he so much as makes Sonic use a slang term that came after 1994, but he's practically asking for it with the restoration.
>>534280580Im sure if GUN was allowed in IDW it wouldve come up
>>534280492i ranked most of the licensed stuff that I cared to rank based on aesthetics or vibes (i haven’t read most of that stuff) or on my opinions developed itt and through /sthg/ in general
There's a sequence in late Archie where we see GUN rescuing people and doing hmanitarian stuff With a few protestors angry at the GUN robots.
It's weird. While GUN are good guys in the games they are not portrayed in a truly positive light in any other media. Even the movies vilify modern GUN regardless of if there are heroic characters associated with them. It legitimately looks like a US Army ad.
>>534280705No other media that can use GUN is canon to the games so it doesnt quite matter
Maybe too NSFW but I wanna share this yes the description is ironic https://x.com/bigberkeleycorp/status/1929312730290270640
>>534280705>With a few protestors angry at the GUN robots.Were there?
>>534280603It’s too forced + both are unlikeable
>>534280603It's "'canon" queerbait by activists, it sucks, and people only like it because of inclusivity instead of its own merits.
>>534280603It’s astroturfed to be a brand-friendly yuri ship and that makes it boring at best and irritating at worst.
>>534280603I don't like IDW Sonic in general and both the staff & fans think that pairing is So Important, so I couldn't even begin to go "hmm yes here are the pros and cons" with any level of objectivity
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I criticize when Ian or Danny Barnes have Sonic talking too much but I'm learning it's a very easy trap to fall into
>>534280652They brought them back (by necessity) in Shadow Gens, so I'm hoping that once we firmly put the "they're not onscreen because Eggman crippled them in Forces offscreen" thing to bed, we'll see them again.
>>534280305>>534280492>>534280668also i put amy x sticks in a higher tier because i actually watched the sonic boom show and found their dynamic hilarious
>>534280603>>534281103The only part of IDW Sonic I really like is Surge and that is literally only because of /sthg/ and how liking her has become a countersignaling meme (and because I kinda like her design).
>>534280504>I know this is a comic for kids. Modern kids. I know it's based on Forces.Thanks for reminding me why I should fuck off from this franchise. It will always pander and shill for the newest slop for kids. It's hard to enjoy this series these days knowing that whatever it has going for it is just a worse toned down version of something else. That or it's just a shitty corporate cashgrab.
I've been on a trip for the last four days, have I missed anything worth mentioning?
>>534281337This thread has been more peaceful and respectful than the last ten combined.
>>534281295So basically you don't like the actual Surge, just the forced-Sonic love interest wearing her skin.
>>534281297Honestly this is part of why Satam is insufferable. It really isn't that different from Movie Sonic's character, it's just that the references he's making (Radical, too cool for school, gotta juice, Axel Rhodes) are all late 80s early 90s things instead of 2020s zoomer things.
>>534281000>We put the flag colors made up by people who read the Internet too much in the background of a panelNo thanks!
>>534281424No I like her design and the idea of her as an antihero, I just don’t care to read the comic. I find Duofag’s shilling funny but I don’t unironically support Sonurge.
>>534281384That's surprising since this thread is 92% yurishit.
>>534281153GUN being in games doesnt mean idw is gonna get to use them
>>534281165Boom is just the "WE ARE IN A CARTOON! BOOTLEG SIMPSONS JOKE!" show to me. I only straightforwardly like the OVA & find redeeming qualities in AOSTH & Sonic X.
>>534281559IDW doesn't want to use or do anything at this point.
>>534281529>I like her design and the idea of her as an antiheroYou're part of the problem then.
>>534281624Wasn't Boom more like a Sonic edition of Seinfeld for kids?
>>534281717More or less. It was middling at best.
>>534281631Its really unfair to say this.
There are things they want to use that they can't (Freedom Fighters, humans) and they are things they can use that they couldn't care less about (Blaze's dimension, Dodon Pa, Super Shadow)
>>534281665Hating on Surge's design is contrarian. Its a great design
>>534281815I'm pretty sure Blaze's dimension is genuinly offlimits.
>>534281887Then I'm pretty sure you're retarded because IDW has been there multiple times and received references from Sonic Team to design her palace. Blaze's dimension is very clearly open season but it's more important to see Lanolin and a trans Jester than it is to see Norman the Polar Bear
we should make our own sonic games with our own glitches and plot holes
>>534281815I'm pretty sure they can use humans, they just don't want to.
>>534281887Didn't Ian say he could delve into the Sol Dimension but didn't because "Ugh! It's too hard to make a scenario to get there!"?
>>534281624>>534281717>>534281789different strokes for different folks; i thought it was funny, but maybe that’s because i was an older kid/young teenager during its run
>>534281717The bit of Knuckles saying "hmm if you think about it isn't it actually not very feminist to draw attention to being a girl into sports instead of treating it as normal?" like a Ctrl+Alt+Del character is just a less funny, joke-explaining stolen version of the "Flanders reacting to Lisa making a big deal about playing football" joke and I'm like 100% sure the writer had it in mind at least subconsciously. The original joke was funny because Flanders wasn't even trying to do an own, he was completely oblivious.
>>534281862I'm not talking about her design, I'm neutral on it, but making her an antihero is a bad idea because the comic is already bloated with enough characters fighting for focus, not to mention it does give credence to the whole "female OCs can't be villains and male OCs are always villains" mentality the comic carries.
>>534281975They can't use humans. They can use select characters like Witchcart and Sage, but they can't use humans as background population. They've said this before and we can clearly see that is the case, the preferred Sega population is anthros which is still visible in the games too
I'd love to see/know if using Maria in a flashback is banned or if thats a-okay
>>534282021I think her being an antihero is a natural consequence of her ineptitude as a villain. I can even concede that it’s not the best writing. I just still find it interesting.
>>534281624>BOOTLEG SIMPSONS JOKEOne of Boom's writers was a writer for the Simpsons. Bill Freiberger
>>534282021"Mentality" and its just retards mad about some perceived gender slight
Being an antihero or a villain wouldnt change that Surge needs to fight for focus regardless
And if you meant just the antihero thing dont greentext highlight the design part of his post
>>534281960Remember when Sonic ended up with amnesia in Blaze's dimension after the Metal Virus arc finally ended, but that story ended up actually not going anywhere and he was back in his own dimension? Pretty sure there was talk of "we wanted to do more but we were told we couldn't."
>>534282074They said they couldn't do it back then because of two worlds, but that's been abolished and it was never said afterwards if they could use humans or not. The games use them, so why can't the comic now?
>>534281995i didnt find that joke particularly clever either despite usually finding the show funny
Surge benefits from being designed by one of the only non-lame IDW people whom I share tastes with. Still nowhere near the proper characters.
>>534282109She's not any better as an antihero, especially not with Kit trying to set up disasters for her to fix, which if I remember right is over as of their last appearance.
>>534282168And once again I'm pretty sure you're retarded. Maybe you didn't autistically dedicate yourself to listening to Bumblekast like I did but if so don't speak on this stuff.
The story didn't go anywhere because it wasn't planned to. Ian has repeatedly said Amnesia Sonic was a bookend for Amnesia Tinker, and he quickly needed to clean everything up to hand Evan a clean slate book to begin her run. So there was never more to do there except for Marine, who WAS restricted because Sega does not let you introduce major Sega characters at the ends of arcs.
Since then, if you haven't been paying attention, we've seen Marine and the Jeweled Scepter as Blaze was looking for villains and couldn't find any.
>>534281165Ladies and gentlemen, we found quite possibly one of the only Sticks fans left.
Comedy Chimp and Dave the Intern were the goats of Boom.
>>534282173>the games use themWhich game? TSR which had none? Frontiers which had none? Shadow Gens that only had Maria and Gerald? Or Crossworlds which literally put anthros in Metal Harbor instead of using humans?
>>534282321>we've seen MarineDid we?
I don't remember.
>>534282150I mean, Queer Duck is created by Mike Reiss and it's worse than just "Bootleg Simpsons". Sonic being a writer cartoon is a lame idea to begin with and not something I'd watch but I also didn't like any of the clips of jokes I've seen and I saw a lot (fully watched the Misery parody episode and that was it)
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>>534282364Gerald and Maria are a sign humans are allowed again. I think Crossworlds just use furries because Sega has made models for humans yet. Thinking about it, maybe that's the reason why humans aren't in IDW. They don't have official references for what background humans will look like.
>>534282230Seeing as you don’t care for the licensed shit, would you actually get mad if any of the licensed characters somehow made it into official SEGA material (as unlikely and improbable as that is) or would you not care as long as they came up with an explanation?
>>534282021>I'm not talking about her design, I'm neutral on it, but making her an antihero is a bad idea because the comic is already bloated with enough characters fighting for focus, not to mention it does give credence to the whole "female OCs can't be villains and male OCs are always villains" mentality the comic carries.Too late. It's already been established that Surge enjoys saving people and is soft on kids. At this point it's hard to walk those traits back.
>>534282507Which means she's ruined. That figures.
>>534282491Don’t they have the scientist lady from Tailstube?
>>534282501It would be the last step to Sonic being fully owned by Twitter but all it needs now is like, one more step so it's whatever. I mainly care about old Sonic.
>>534282589Yeah, but she hasn't appeared in a game yet.
>>534282476So what does she actually do in this story
>>534282491>They don't have official references for what background humans will look like.You kidding? This was ages ago when they confirmed they were going back to Unleashed-stylization.
>a yuritroon who is also an oldhead
Gentlemen I think we’ve found a unicorn
Weird to imagine that if Surge ever appears in a game, she'd have likely developed into an obligate hero who is just sort of mean.
>>534280603I feel nothing and both characters are stagnant when together.
>>534282749They didn't confirm anything just because of Tailstubes. Victoria looks nothing like them. Sonic Channel still kept its own style as seen with Maria and young Elise
>>534282491Gerald and Maria aren't a sign of anything because they are established real characters, not NPCs.
>>534282758I'm not a yuritroon I just like yuri but in the anglosphere yes that is rare
>>534282660Oldchud dyke-lover sama… I kneel…
I wish nature would heal.
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>>534282749>This was ages ago when they confirmed they were going back to Unleashed-stylizationNo they didn,t, retard. Tori is literally right there and isn't in the Unleashed style. The current humans drawn by Karasuno and Uekawa don't look anything like Unleashed humans.
>>534282964>didn,t*didn't. Weird typo.
>>534282925This image’s text implies this version of Rouge is a slut who uses Amy for infodumping.
>>534281123>I criticize when Ian or Danny Barnes have Sonic talking too much but I'm learning it's a very easy trap to fall intoSonic rarely ever speaks in long sentences. Rarely jokes. Rarely uses slang, and rarely makes unusual declarations.
When Sonic wants to fight, he will say "Bring it on" He doesn't come up with a catchier thing to say.
This might sound really autistic and specific but it's a general trap all the IDW writers fall into. A lot of fans insult them by claiming they're trying to write Spider-man. I don't think that's the case. Spider-man's one liners are meant to be funny while Sonic's one-liners are meant to be cool. I think Ian and friends are trying to emulate the way Sonic is written under Pontaff.
In the Adventure and dark eras you would almost never hear Sonic say an actual joke in the entire game. At most it's a quip to make him sound cool.
Sonic is also more reactive than proactive. Which is a hard pill to swallow. It takes a lot to put him ahead of the problem. The fact that he's a super fast hedgehog causes people to write him as proactive.
Sonic isn't egotistical. This is something Ian has started doing more recently, especially in the DC crossover. It's easy to see why. Sonic has done arrogant things like run backwards while racing Sam Speed. The difference is 90% of Sonic's dialogue in the DC crossover is some amount of mockery or boasting when in the games he really only saves that for people who antagonize him. It's a really important distinction. This is the reason why there are people who will argue that he isn't cocky. Because the only time you see him acting hostile out of turn is in western media.
I could go on but most of these are alleviated by just making Sonic quieter.
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>>534283236>Sonic rarely ever speaks in long sentences.
>>534283236It's easy to not make Sonic talkative in a game since it's main focus is gameplay, but in a comic you need dialog.
>>534283352Anon… I think he was criticizing the very comic you posted a screen grab from for breaking the rule of thumb which he just described…
>>534283352Oh well. Perhaps he really wanted to vent this time.
>>534283236>Rarely jokes. Rarely uses slang, and rarely makes unusual declarations.I’m not saying this isn’t true inherently but I personally don’t mind it when it happens so long as it isn’t Pontaff tier shitty jokes and doesn’t devolve into that sort of comedy.
>>534283236Ian was always mainly an Archie guy and while he seemed like a better choice for Sonic than the TV writers who created Happy Tree Friends, ultimately he's very antithetical to what Sonic is in subtler ways. The "Sonic is like the wind" people are completely correct - he's not the same character but the misunderstandings are very similar to anglophones not really getting Goku and IDW Sonic is Funimation DBZ (if Toei had embraced Funimation DBZ...)
Just the very idea of "Eggman could carpet bomb Sonic if he wanted" is fucking terrible
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>>534283236I think a lot of things are just part of English localizations poisoning the well. I need to cleanse my brain and rewire it to only go off of Japanese originals.
>Sonic is also more reactive than proactive. Which is a hard pill to swallow. nah, not for me. I love that about him and I think it's easy to craft Sonic stories around him sitting around while a threat arrives at his doorstep.>Sonic isn't egotistical. This is something Ian has started doing more recently, especially in the DC crossover. It's easy to see why. Sonic has done arrogant things like run backwards while racing Sam Speed.Isn't competitve taunting completely fair game? He does that with Sam, with Jet in the games, why is play-mocking Flash such a big deal?
>>534283407>It's easy to not make Sonic talkative in a game since it's main focus is gameplay, but in a comic you need dialog.It's relevant to note that Sonic being less talkative is just a thing for the 11 years between SA1 and SATBK. In Colors, Lost World, Forces, and Frontiers Sonic can be preachy (In prior games he would have to be prompted) and jokey (In prior games this was entirely reduced to one-liners)
In my opinion the only problem this presents for fans trying to write the character is pretty simple. Sonic isn't witty. Even when he starts telling jokes, he's literally never told a creative joke.
>>534283571The carpet bomb moment was good. It's not some confirmation that Eggman could win whenever he wants (which even if Eggman himself believed, is fine), it's just his affirmation of his style, the same way Sonic has voiced his own style before
>>534283571>The "Sonic is like the wind" people are completely correct Yurifag is also a Windfag?
>but the misunderstandings are very similar to anglophones not really getting Goku and IDW Sonic is Funimation DBZ (if Toei had embraced Funimation DBZ...)And a Jap Purist?
>>534283571>Just the very idea of "Eggman could carpet bomb Sonic if he wanted" is fucking terribleThat was Ian still trying to channel Archie Eggman by reducing their conflict to Eggman merely making an elaborate game out of it.
>>534282230Hnng Amy naval.
>>534283641>>534283789I REALLY hate this Amy design and I can't figure out why.
>>534283727It wasn't good. That implies Eggman holds back against Sonic instead of Sonic just besting him. Not to mention Eggman actually DID do something like that in Sonic 3 in the first stage.
>>534283571>Just the very idea of "Eggman could carpet bomb Sonic if he wanted" is fucking terribleI mean, the thing is, he could. There’s just no guarantee it would work. And he’d probably never bother anyway. Many, many hero-villain dynamics thrive on and rely on the idea of the “thrill of the chase” and the villain’s own ego compelling him to try and best his opponent rather than simply killing him. I would hardly call Sonic and Eggman an exception to this. Whether it’s in the localized versions or the original text. That doesn’t make Eggman any less evil or the conflict any less serious.
>>534283790Exactly, Ian is fundamentally an Archie Sonic fan. He said "Chaos Control is teleportation" which means he forgot one of the most thematically pivotal scenes in SA2 to both Sonic and Shadow, meaning he legit is too dumb to figure out what people like Maekawa were doing (even if it's ultimately kids' anime writing)
>>534283767>We have a Windfag Sallyfag>Now we have a Windfag YurifagThe Wind just blows everybody in its path.
>>534283571I try to take Ian and Evan's writing at face value instead of tossing it as misinterpreting Sonic. I still think it's important to note the differences between how they write the character and how others write the character.
>>534283561I understand this. If you go strictly by the japanese script, Sonic almost never says anything that gives a sense of "That could only be Sonic, only Sonic would say this". I don't think that's bad. It's just that he doesn't have an unusual dialect.
Which leads to:
>>534283582I get the vague sense that the two Adventure games wanted to emulate the DiC cartoons in their english dub. I can't be certain. There's no official confirmation, and the DiC cartoons got their interpretation from SOA. Its just a feeling.
I don't think the play mocking is a big deal, but now that the DC crossover is over, the playmocking genuinely takes up most of Sonic's dialogue in the crossover.
Sonic doesn't talk much to wonder woman or superman. His only DC Character dynamic is with the flash and that dynamic is expressed in exactly one format
"I'm faster"
"Hah, you wish. I am the one who is faster"
>try to catch up with the thread as usual
>fucking half of it is filtered
Why am I not surprised?
>>534283890It doesn't imply holding back. It implies he treats his assaults with levels of planning and pizzazz that Starline didn't bother with. Sonic 3 is part of a larger plan. Trying to outsmart Sonic in SA2 is a big deal. They arent carpet bombs. A carpet bomb is like if he went to Tails's house and put an explosive there
>>534260538Cream and Cheese. Hearing that remixed Advance 2 that's been used in Chao music made me want to hear what a lyrical Chao song would be like.
>>534284008>>fucking half of it is filteredWhat do you mean by this?
>>534284008It's not thread personality drama, I'll take it.
>>534283908Sonic is meant to be cool as shit & the main villain isn't supposed to be holding back on any level. Plus the idea of that being a "villain you can kinda respect" trait is extremely lame and very burger-brained.
>>534283994>Sonic doesn't talk much to wonder woman or supermanTheres nothing Sonic would have to say to them unless it was to also challenge Superman's speed. Did you want him to catcall Wonder Woman? That would've been cool
Anyone wanna join a betting pool for Sage making those evil faces her father makes once she's in the comic? I legit wonder how fucking evil they'll let Sage be fucking Archie had Orbot and Cubot make those faces while dragging an NPC away to be locked in a closest for seemingly the rest of his life because Eggman locked his body up with microchips he planted in him, something he did to all the egg bosses as well, Chrickers that was almost 10 years ago when Archie was dumped on /v/ how did the world get so fucking shit since 2015? Now we're just waiting to die while trying to make everybody else as miserable as possible so we can see a crash out.
>>534283994I watched the DIC cartoons. I really don't see how the dub of the Adventure games are anything like them.
>>534283980I've always thought Chaos Control was teleportation. If it isn't, then what is it?
>>534283886Boring brown hedgehog in series of bright technicolored animals
>>534283924Cute!
>>534284202Sage's face is cute, it isn't meant for ugly expressions, it's meant for blank stares and loli smiles while Badniks tear you apart
That being said, maybe one panel of her doing the Eggman smile would be fun
>>534283767>>534283987That shouldn't be weird and unusual, man. Yurifags existed before IDW.
>>534284227It's both teleportation and time-stopping. It's literally whatever you choose.
>>534284128This dynamic exists in Jap villains too. I don’t know what to tell you. And I never said he was holding back. I said he is obsessed with besting his opponent. As in proving superiority. I think you’re just narrowminded. With a healthy helping of “America bad” on top of it.
>>534284227Chaos Control controls time and space. You can teleport with it, but you can also stop time.
Ian frequently forgets and downplays this. A big part of Shadow Gens Dark Beginnings is gettign a rocket to go to the Ark. which shadow doesnt need because he has an emerald he can teleport there with.
>>534284212No specifics. Just him talking like a 90s stereotype. It's my schizo interpretation of that. There's no real base to it other than the vibe. The adventure games don't take it nearly to the extreme.
>>534284167I really don't know what I would have wanted since Sonic barely has anything to say to the Flash as-is.
>>534284364I dont know who you are but i hope (You) read my fanfic
>>534284202>>534284279>maybe one panel of her doing the Eggman smile would be funI'd clap.
>>534284449I dont know what that means because i dont get my takes from TVtropes and Cinemasins
I am not looking forward to the rest of the internet realizing that Ian's interpretation of Sage is very, very evil and not the wholesome pinnochio daughter they are expecting
>>534284507I am because they need to be btfod into realizing how shit is supposed to be
If SEGA fished Maekawa out of whatever dumpster he’s hiding in and conscripted him to make the next gam and gave him actual resources to do it, would the franchise improve in any meaningful way?
>>534284227He said it's stopping time and only appearing to move faster, which means he completely forgot the scene where Sonic TELEPORTED near the end of SA2 using Chaos Control and avoided death. That was a pivotal scene getting across SA2's core theme of actions & individuality mattering more than what you were "made for" ("the fake emerald has the same basic qualities as the real one") and the general intentional vagueness over who the "real ultimate lifeform" is. Ian didn't realize that and just erased that scene from his memory.
>>534284507eggdad is sega's own shit. it was them who made the light colored sage.
>>534284531I don't waaaant another round of "Archie and Primedow are more in character than this"
>>534284507But Ian wrote the version of Sage from Frontiers, so why wouldn't the comic version line up with the Frontiers version?
>>534284507I am. I want her to be an faithful addition to the villain cast.
>>534284575not that much + sega doesn't care about sonic outside licensing to outsiders. your best bet is maekawa working for a company that decides to license sonic.
>>534284349Did Shadow have an emerald with him in Dark Beginnings?
>>534284482>Pretends to not know what Deus Ex Machina is to seem more edgy and less “normie”Okay, faggot, would you have preferred if I had just said “plot device”?
>>534284589>>534284227Like, he was not saying "it can also pause time" he specifically said "it's a misconception that you can use it to teleport" in Sega-approved official files. Some Archie dipshit has this level of influence now.
>>534284575Probably not. There's no guarantee he's still good after all this time.
>>534284507That's a good thing, though. Sage needs to be evil and not wholesome chungus who turns Eggman into a family man.
So why does Sega impose mandates on licensed material that isn’t even canon anyway?
>>534284702Did you watch Dark Beginnings????
>>534284589Never thought these two would have a lot of art together.
>>534284749>There's no guarantee he's still good after all this time.Yeah, that's a good point. One of the hard lessons I learned from the swarm of Kickstarter "spiritual successors" over the 2010s is that most of the people who made the good shit have lost their touch.
>>534284826rule of brand.
>>534284709Ive never watched the movie so im not trying to pretend anything. I also dont know what those shitty "-dere" words mean either. If you mean plot device just say plot device. In which case youre wrong because it isnt.
Faggot.
>>534284341I wouldn't compare it to something like Zenigata & Lupin. Zenigata really is trying his best to catch Lupin every time.
Anime "villain you can respect" I associate more with, say, Stroheim from Jojo letting someone his ideology considers subhuman go because he showed exceptional braveness which is different from "bleh I could nuke the main guy if I wanted but where's the fun in that".
>>534284859Like once and that was when the episodes were coming out and I was barely paying attention outside of some the fight scenes.
>>534284826Because synergy and brand recognition.
That's also why they tried to smother Prime until it was fully out of the public awareness.
>>534284826Why does any company care about how their property is handled, retard?
Idw is canon btw. So is Prime
>>534284575>If SEGA fished Maekawa out of whatever dumpster he’s hiding inAnon, Maekawa works on the Rune Factory games as chief director.
>>534284954They didnt do that retard. Prime is getting Crossworlds DLC
>>534284749>>534284873I was the original guy who asked. I guess part of the spirit of the hypothetical was the assumption that he was.
>>534284826They don't want a repeat of Archie and it's a standard branding thing
>>534284860This is crazy to me since they used to be the default go-to yuri ship and only lost that status when social media kids with proship dni in bio took over.
>>534284954Fuck me, I meant to say Boom, not Prime, Prime's still being wanked off even now while Boom is dead and buried.
>>534284826Sega became more self-conscious about the brand when the Meta Era started. If Archie didn't get rebooted due to Ken Penders, the Preboot would've been manually changed to fit closer to the then current flavor of the games.
>>534285049>acting like zoomers are why shipping is vilifiedShippers are a cancer and any self-respecting person doesn’t want to be associated with the AIDS
>>534284957>Idw is canon btw. So is PrimeThis was the only incorrect thing you said.
>>534285119I don't think anyone at Sega truly gave a shit I think it's more that they just did whatever some white American PR guy said is best without even fully understanding it. I doubt anyone on the Japanese side ever thought "we need to be ironic" I dunno if Jun Senoue even knew what working with Egoraptor meant
>>534284907https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_ex_machina
>>534285195Prime was not made with being canon in mind, so regardless of what Sega's stance on it is, in practice it doesn't work.
>>534284985People keep forgetting that Maekawa is a game developer and not just a writer.
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The Eggman "family" is clearly Sonic's Team Rocket, recurring villains but not heartless monsters. Sage probably won't be any more evil than he's been.
>>534285195>>534285285You guys dont run the brand so im not worried about your take on it
>>534284926Idk, I think you’re overthinking it. Especially since it could just be Eggman being an egotist and thinking he could just kill Sonic if he tried harder or used a more boneheaded strategy. I don’t think he’d ever admit that he can’t win.
>>534285146>acting like zoomers are why shipping is vilifiedNot what I was saying at all, work on your reading comprehension anon.
>>534285338Prime not working as canon isn't a "take", it's straight up fact since Sonic is shocked by the idea of a robotic duplicate of himself, which if this was canon he's seen plenty of times already.
>>534285302Eggman conquered 99% of the world and people died under his soldiers or machines. Just because he's charming doesn't mean he's some harmless ball of fun
Guys… We were doing so well… Why are we arguing and insulting each other’s intelligence again…
>>534285432Yeah its written poorly. So is idw. Once again you dont run the brand. They say its canon so it is and we have to deal with it. As usual inconsistencies will be ignored as the series moves on forward to the next thing.
>>534285501We mentioned IDW
>>534285549No, obviously the sudden Sonamy posts are to blame.
>>534285049>>534285354>social media kids with proship dni in bio
>>534285287The whole reason Maekawa wrote the Sonic games was because he was on the development team. He wasn't just writing the stories or whatever.
>>534280603They are boring as hell. There's no dynamic or flare to them. They keep pushing them as a ship while knowing full well they can't ever do anything with it because of mandates. Everything they have now is only because Whisper broke down and cried. There's nothing fun or cute about them.
>>534285287Being a "writer by trade" whose main claim to fame is writing for the blue hedgehog video game is like being a Blink 182 cover band. It's only natural that the old Japanese game dev has a better understanding of interesting storytelling.
>>534285549>>534285590>arguing over why you’re arguing
>>534285302>The Eggman "family" is clearly Sonic's Team Rocket, recurring villains but not heartless monsters. Sage probably won't be any more evil than he's been.Jessie and James once deliberately broke an innocent girl's arm
>>534285714>Jessie and James once deliberately broke an innocent girl's armBased
>>534285351A friend worded it better than I could
>What bothers me is the idea that Eggman is in fact more powerful than Sonic and merely "allows" him to live for his own ego. It undermines Sonic's heroism and coolness and belies a pretty shitty worldview!>I think this is an egregious misunderstanding of Sonic. Eggman should never be able to say this in confidence. He should be afraid of Sonic, because Sonic is the one who chooses to spare his life, not the other way around (again, Sonic should not be mundanely relatable)
Whats the sonic equivalent of gamma burst flash
chain your spam so that i can mass collapse
>>534285780>again, Sonic should not be mundanely relatableNTA but I feel the need to comment. This mentality is the worst part of Windfaggotry.
>>534285780Your friend is dumb too. Eggman saying "i could do this" doesnt mean he can. Thats the end of the whole discussion
Eggman shouldnt be afraid of Sonic at a normal basis either. Thats stupid. Eggman sees Sonic as a challenge he needs to beat. Sonic Channel has told us ambition is to Eggman what adventure is to Sonic.
>>534285595Long story but tl;dr proship in zoomerspeak doesn't mean "pro shipping", it's literally a shipping community term and means "I'm generally ok with all shipping even if it's considered immoral". "Proship dni" means "if you think incest/age gaps/whatever are ok you are a subhuman rape enabler".
>>534285872Why do you need Sonic to be a relatable sadsack archiebro?
>>534285938This is demeaning and yoto was never good
>>534285872Again that's like wanting Goku to be relatable. Fundamental misunderstanding.
>>534285893>Your friend is dumb too. Eggman saying "i could do this" doesnt mean he can.So then what was the point of him saying that?
>>534285986Don't know what you're talking about, don't care either.
>>534285778And that's exactly why Eggman is what he is, and why Bowser is what he is, as long as the villain is charismatic they can do whatever they want and be portrayed as goofy and threatening as they want at any time at any story even the same story.
I don't know why people get all in a tizzy over Eggman's shit when Bowser, Ganondorf, King K Rool, Wily, Cortex and so many others get the same treatment
Perhaps the issue is the metal virus that shit is something Eggman Nega would do especially once he realized he couldn't fix it or control it and what it could do to the world, Game Eggman would be trying to stop it once he realized the problem, Nega would dump that shit everywhere while laughing and telling everybody to die
>>534286104>GanondorfBad example, he's always been a serious figure outside the DiC cartoon.
>>534285780>He should be afraid of Sonic, because Sonic is the one who chooses to spare his life, not the other way around I’ve never understood this. If Eggman truly feared Sonic in the way you and your friend describe, then there would be no conflict. Simply because Eggman would have no incentive to do evil deeds or try to take over the world. Think about this logically. (Since you seem to think that the “thrill of the chase” explanation is too illogical and “burger-coded”.) Eggman is a genius. If he was truly that afraid of Sonic, based on past precedent, then it would be because he effectively knew with certainty that Sonic would always beat him. If that were the case, then he would not challenge Sonic. It doesn’t make sense. Eggman would gain nothing from fighting Sonic. He would also gain nothing from world domination, which he could never realistically achieve anyway for the aforementioned reasons. Not to mention, there are instances where Eggman just escapes, without Sonic even actually getting the opportunity to finish him off, so, Sonic is not always the one who spares his life.
>>534286048Whats the point of anyone saying anything? It showcased Eggman's belief system. He's arrogant enough to think he could beat Sonic with carpet bombing, even if we know he cant. It showcases he doesnt want to carpet bomb, he wants to beat Sonic in specific ways (which are showcased through the games)
>people are so shonenbrained they cannot comprehend the idea of a villain being boastful
When Eggman is trapped in Cyberspace his first scene is arrogant claiming he can figure this place out and in the movies at the end of the first one he's marroned in a different dimension and arrogant claims he'll be back on earth in time for Christmas, and in the 3rd movie he's hit a slump he hasn't given up entirely on his plans of conquest but he's hit a rough patch and as soon as he gets motivated he goes right back to his ambitions, that's Eggman to a tee, and even when he does something selfless like saving Stone the fourth movie implies that he's somehow created a bad future and that's where Amy comes from
>>534286104>Game Eggman would be trying to stop it once he realized the problemHe'd be trying to control it, or rather, he would've went into it with a better plan. Metal Virus doubled as fuel for Starline to leave Eggman and think himself better. Eggman's planning sensibilities had to job for this to work, in Ian's writing. Ian retributed for this in 50.
>>534286286>in the moviesWhy rape your own post like this?
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This argument about the carpetbombing meme might be one of the most respectful arguments about tone in one of these threads in a while.
>>534284202>how did the world get so shit?Importing millions of hostile foreigners to replace the native population of every civilized country which destroyed wages, social cohesion, and housing supply. Shutting down the economy to save boomers from COVID then *quadrupling* the monetary supply so that the economy wouldn't crash and boomers wouldn't lose their retirement. Refusing to build new housing to keep the housing market bubble because banks own housing. All the while classist elites (becoming hostile foreigners) and the aspirational class (also becoming hostile foreigners) sneering at the native populations who fight against the incompetent regime because that's what it means to be "educated".
>>534280603It's forced and the people behind it are pussies, the didn't do Tangle and Whisper 2 because Tangle apparently would've come across as "toxic" or some shit.
>>534286442Oh look, it’s Mr. “Single Issue Voter” again.
>>534286504Hello, happy to be here! Liberalism won't save you from itself.
>>534286375This is a blue board!
>>534286048If you think all shonen protagonists are written to be completely alien aloof beings that the audience feel no kind of connection to then I have a tower in Tokyo to sell you.
>>534286580Right-wing populism and the deportation of migrant laborers to won’t save you from the actual threat of your replacement with machines which the neo-reactionary technocratic elite who astroturf right-wing populism seek to replace you with permanently.
>>534286284>>534286238I think that's giving Ian too much credit that he doesn't think Eggman could do it (sounds like some lame tryhard "making Sonic dark and mature" shit) but also, "fighting for the thrill of it" in a manga sense is like when Joe Yabuki & Carlos Rivera go all out so hard Carlos gets brain damage and dies. Not when either party is holding back.
>>534286171The point isn't that Sonic is a slasher villain to Eggman the point is that implying Eggman is holding back is lame.
The world is shit because not enough people are dying in wars thankfully with the collapse of a major country like the US coming within a year we're gonna get a massive war between them, Canada and Mexico, once they kill each other and that land is up for grabs China will take that shit over and destroy Russia effectively becoming the biggest world power on the planet, things won't get better but a lot of people will be dead that other hate so I guess for them it'll be better.
As for how that pretains to Sonic, well IDW will probably be around but now they'll be marketing to china instead of americans or the western world because Europe will be locked in it's own war because the countries within that fucking hate each other honestl ywe're all on the path of the death of the modern day and the rise of the tech dystopia anyway
>>534286580Right-wing populism and the deportation of migrant laborers won’t save you from the actual threat of your replacement with machines which the neo-reactionary technocratic elites who astroturf right-wing populism seek to replace you with permanently.
>>534286785>he thinks IDW would survive the US dyingIDW is barely surviving as we speak
>>534286724>>534286724Illegal immigrants are scab labor. You know this.
>neo-reactionary technocrat eliteDoesn't exist. The elite are leftist academics and NGOs.
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>>534286728>The point isn't that Sonic is a slasher villain to Eggman the point is that implying Eggman is holding back is lame.I’m trying to be mostly respectful but in all honesty if that was what your friend meant then he should have phrased it in a less stupid and absolutist way.
These two make me happy, and that's good enough.
>>534286084Fucking unbelievable that Hurst understood Sonic more than superfan Ian Flynn.
>political arguments in a Sonic thread
go back to twitter
>>534286957I can't help but wonder if Hurst's opinion would have changed if he were aware of the state of the franchise today.
>>534286895>>neo-reactionary technocrat elite>Doesn't exist. The elite are leftist academics and NGOs.Your President was put into power by Silicon Valley dark money, hedge funs, AIPAC, and Elon Musk. You can deny it all you want. Doesn’t make it any less true.
>The elite are leftist academics and NGO.You should do standup. You’d kill at open mic night.
>>534286929They're cute together
Cute art should be spammed every time people get into off-topic arguments.
I have never seen this much RougexAmy content before today.
I don't like it.
>>534286957At this point I wouldn't be shocked if Fowler understood Sonic better than Ian
>>534286623No, I think Goku isn't meant to be relatable. That was my point.
>>534286981This faggot always enters the threads, says America-brained “based” talking points, then quadruples down when someone makes fun of him. He’s been doing it for the last three days.
there's only women itt right now. the men went to work. am posting on company time.
>>534287178>Same thing in fewer words
>>534287185So report and move on.
>>534287185This is a conservative site btw
>>534282254>which if I remember right is over as of their last appearance.It's not "over", it just predictably went wrong because Surge was a retard who acted without thinking, forcing Blaze (and an unwilling Kit) to save the day instead. Issue 79 ends with Kit internally promising to stage another disaster to get Surge the spotlight next time.
Didn't think you knew how to have fun, what's the occasion?
I relish any opportunity to surpass you, prepare for a humiliating defeat!
Tell me, is this exchange in character?
>>534287340>I relish any opportunity to surpass youooc for Shadow (all variants)
>Check "Surgethetenrec" hashtag
>It's all sonurge
>>534287263Then you're guilty of believing the meme that all shonen protagonists are just Goku. Goku is still obviously not intended to be relatable and neither is Sonic. Both are larger than life ideals, and not in a moral sense but rather a martial arts philosophy & freedom-embracement sense respectively.
>>534287354I'm not the one shitting up the thread with an argument about off-topic politics
>>534287080>it's da corporations!Ivy league graduates subscribe to the same exact gay race communist bullshit that you do.
>>534287387Goku is meant to be Sun Wukong.
>>534287125Shadria is dog fucker coded
Amouge is pedo coded
Shadouge is light
Sonamy is pure
>>534287379Shipping is all Surge has left. IDW failed her as a character.
>>534287065Thanks anon, this proves how PC and ingenuine they are about their boring relationship beyond looking good for brownie points.
>>534287409You literally said “This is a conservative site btw” unprompted in reaction to me complaining about a guy shitting up the thread with politics. Fuck off with your concern trolling.
>>534287519I didn't realize things had gotten this bad
>>534287481How does that counter what I said?
>>534287409Politics can never be off topic because politics is in everything even if you blindly believe it isn't every single thing you believe, consume and watch involves politics in some shape or form it's why any time someone brings up politics it's usually them raging at politics they don't like being seen or acknowledged or they believe to be acknowledged by the work in some shape or form. Conservatives weaponized this to an astonishing effectiveness to the point even stuff like healthcare and wither or not pedophilia is wrong are not heavily politicized and thus the overton window will shift in their favor.
Amy will soon no longer be wearing a dress that flashes her panties with every movement because of them but because they have all the media ppeople will immediately blame the left when it happens and cry woke which will help them censor her even more movie 4 is already being called woke just because of how Amy showed up
>>534286728>>534286917Also again I don’t see how that line definitively proves that Eggman is actually holding back like at all.
>>534287558Not a crackship but a connoisseur ship! Sorry!
>>534265552 >>534270329
>>534287574Sega and IDW misconstrue the rampant fanmade shipping material involving Surge as a sign that she's working out as a character, which is tragic.
>>534287667(This guy will get brigaded for saying this)
>>534287676>definitively provesIt extremely heavily implies it and offers nothing to counter that reading.
>>534287379>>534287519>>534287574Other anon is somewhat exaggerating that it's all sonurge, it's mostly jus one guy posting that ship specifically. But it isn't exaggeration that Surge is just shipping fodder now. People shipping her with Kit, Lanolin, Amy, Ocs, etc. Nobody draws anything cool with her character anymore.
>>534287667>the conservatives are trying to censor AmyTrying to spin this crap on conservatives is so stupid because you're the exact kind of person to mock right-wingers for not making art.
IDW is written by progressives. Ian is a feminist and "woke" and wants to ruin Amy.
>>534287839hellokitty for boys. but the "boys" is being slowly phased out
>>534287839>People shipping her with KitNobody ships her with Kit. The fact that Kit isn't even in the mobile games prove that since he's not as rampantly shipped with other characters is taken as a sign he's not popular.
When you look at the big picture, compared to Surge Kit has been all over the place as a character, like they don't know what to do with him because fans largely don't respond to him.
>>534287818I’ve explained all the reasonable ways that explain how that reading is not the only takeaway that can be reached. I don’t really know what to say. I think you just have a very hyperspecific understanding of Eggman and Sonic’s dynamic that I think is inaccurate and rooted in several generalizations, some of which you later denied making (i.e., the “slasher villain” thing), which I think you actually might not be capable of recognizing. I am not trying to be rude, but at this point I do genuinely think you’re sort of being deliberately obtuse here.
>>534287907>Nobody ships her with Kit.It's this one chinese user. https://x.com/why_z3033
>>534287839This is genuinely an awful fate for any character
>>534287868oh my god who fucking cares about any of this
Blazouge > Blazamy though
we’d probably have less of these arguments about correct tone and characterization if sonic team were actual competent writers with clear messaging
>>534287946>It showcases he doesnt want to carpet bombIf "ambition is his driving force" as you said earlier then yeah that's lame. His ambition is domination through his inventions not "fighting and defeating Sonic fairly, cuz he thinks he could kill him if he really gave it his all".
>>534288035I do because I find it interesting how Ian's feminism always spins back around into misogynistic tropes
>>534288123There are really only two games that actually illustrate the idea that Sonic's purpose is to be a static character who inspires other characters to be greater. Rush is not particularly famous and doesn't get this idea across very well. As a result more people know Sonic as "the cocky speedster mascot with attitude who's too cool for school" over "The wind". This is an abject failure on Sega and Sonic Team's part.
>>534288164I wasn’t the guy who said ambition. I was just the guy who said that Eggman wants to beat Sonic. And I said nothing about fairness when I said that. I just think Eggman clearly doesn’t fear Sonic or see him as an insurmountable force, because someone as intelligent as Eggman would know when to quit if that were the case. He’s not “holding back”. He’s trying to come up with more effective plans. I don’t see how that’s difficult to understand.
>>534288035I care. IDW sucks because it's written by fat progressive retards. Progressives are nihlistic pukes who unironically hate Sonic being the wind. That's why you get this focus on ethics (redeemnic) instead of Sonic always being right (windnic).
>>534287667 is basically right, everything is politics.
>>534288045It really is way more interesting given what the characters stand for IMO. I'm sure someone could make the same case for Blazamy and I like them too but again so much of its popularity feels like "I want to draw a lesbian Sonic pairing that won't get me screamed at".
>>534288202Sonic being a static character was a dumb decision anyway, if they really wanted to stick to it and it was really such a genius idea, then they would’ve stuck to it and would’ve been able to make it work consistently.
>>534288202What's the other game? '06 with Elise, right? The story book games also pull this off.
>>534288254All I hear from you is whining. IDW isn’t even canon nor relevant. The company will die any day now. Bitching and moaning about their fan fiction is pointless and a waste of your time and everyone else’s.
>>534288202>see him as an insurmountable forceI disagree with that too and I don't think my friend meant that either.
>The company will die any day now.
People have been saying this about IDW long before they acquired the Sonic license. The company will never die, somehow it continues to exist one way or another.
>>534287839A character being cool hinges on their relation to Sonic and the potential significance of their own purpose. When a character starts falling down towards majority shipping, then it's because there's a lack of interest in both sides of who they are. Surge needs to fight someone, anyone, soon or else she ends up like Silver
>>534288473>Eggman should never be able to say this in confidence. He should be afraid of Sonic, because Sonic is the one who chooses to spare his life, not the other way aroundIf your friend didn’t mean to make Sonic sound like an unbeatable demigod when he said this, then, like I said before, he should’ve been more clearer about what he actually meant.
>>534288431>IDW isn’t even canon nor relevant. The company will die any day now.And it might not matter if IDW dies because newsflash, Evan works at Sega now and Ian is a fly in her ear. We're already seeing the effects of Evan on the series with a lot of the promotional shit having her art now. You're retarded if you think this ends at IDW's collapse.
>>534288431I think "only the left censors" is retarded but I also think shitting on IDW is good. Even if IDW dies Flynn will likely keep his influence (at best, and at worst he'll gain more, which is more likely) unless people bitch and about it louder than the people ass-kissing him.
>>534288556Or she could just die, before she ends up like Beerus since she literally can't be killed.
>>534288590Then Sega is compromised. Which I guess is a blow to the perception that the Japs never cave to Western norms. I don’t fucking care about culture war autism. I care about the decline in quality. That predated the “woke” shit. The “woke” shit just accelerated it and made it more noticeable.
>>534288576Okay fine replace with "Sonic is meant to be an ideal and if either of em feels fear in these clashes then it's Eggman"
>>534288745That’s a fairer point, but I don’t think Eggman actually thinks Sonic fears him, at best he just hopes he does or wishes he did. I don’t think him engaging in bragadocio undermines that. I guess that’s my core point. I think Eggman being able to boast is in character. He’s an arrogant ass. Whether or not he’s actually right is what should be focused on.
>>534288623I mostly said that because I think politics-brained people are annoying. Especially since all they do is complain. They never come up with solutions or actual alternatives.
>>534288832If that was the point then that speech should've been followed with an actual "serious" attempt to kill Sonic that failed like usual & made the statement sound like empty boasting. I think Flynn's Eggman is just legitimately like that.
>>534288431Ian and Evan are relevant and their characterization issues are because they're liberal. UwUver is a perfect example. Evan is an asexual liberal, she can't possibly sympathize with Silver because she has no concept of duty or justice or self-sacrifice.
>>534288590They're not in a Sonic game. It's non-canon. Sega will not care about it when the comic gets cancelled. IDWfags need to stop coping like they're as important as the movies to this franchise.
I swear to god you people are more depressing than the state of the franchise.
>>534288948That’s an actual writing failure I will acknowledge.
>>534288958I want them fired just for shoving trannyshit in the comic. The fact that they're horrible writers helps
>>534289056Thats nice but i honestly think Sonic fighting a giant eggman robot is more representative of Sonic than him saving somebody
>>534289106Yeah but that doesn't guarantee quality. Just look at Sonic Lost World.
>>534289162What are you talking about
>>534288958Flynn is a liberal in a lame 2010s-onwards way, in that he thinks traditionally feminine or "sexualized" girl characters can't be good (the stupid "kick-butt" comment where he dismissed all the SegaSonic girls beyond Blaze).
Give Sonic to Sega of Europe
>>534289036I just want the whole world to die and everybody suffer during it, I'd rather death of all living things than be a slave to oligarch tecies while the idiots of hte world continue to fight over liberal or conservative nonsense while they get ripped off by the people they put in power and even when shit goes bad they still fall for it again and again and again and again it's maddening, it's sicking i hate this world i hate it so fucking much and this franchise's chaotic state futher strokes that hatred because woke fuckers ar ruining the characters nad conservative fuckers want to ban it becaus the furries keep shoving their degenerat porn everywhere and brainwashing kids with their FNAF like horror series sega refuses to kill off even through they took archie down for less fuck this world name one good thing about it that makes it worth salvation, zamasu was right.
>>534289229I don't want the whole world to die, just the shipfags. I completely ignored everything else you wrote past that.
I love how the discourse around Sonic’s characterization literally boils down to, “I think he’s a normal dude who’s cool” vs. “I think he’s a force of nature like Goku” vs. “I think he’s a saintly paragonic figure, like a noble knight slaying a dragon” vs. “I think he’s a cool wisecracking comic book cliché” vs. “I think he’s a hero, and who goes out of his way to do good, like Superman” vs. “I think he’s a wholesome protagonist whose friends are his powe” vs. “I think he’s just a kindly drifter who does good along the way” vs. “I think he fights evil for the fun of it/for the challenge of it” vs. “I think he’s a sociopath”.
>>534289047Well that's the thing, I think it's more likely that Fynn truly views his version of Eggman as someone who COULD kill Sonic but is intentionally holding back and I feel that reflects poorly on the appeal of both characters.
I love how the discourse around Sonic’s characterization basically boils down to, “I think he’s a normal dude who’s cool” vs. “I think he’s a cool video game protagonist who turns super when he collects seven magic emeralds” vs. “I think he’s a force of nature like Goku” vs. “I think he’s a saintly paragonic figure, like a noble knight slaying a dragon” vs. “I think he’s a cool wisecracking comic book cliché” vs. “I think he’s a hero, and who goes out of his way to do good, like Superman” vs. “I think he’s a wholesome protagonist whose friends are his power” vs. “I think he’s just a kindly drifter who does good along the way” vs. “I think he fights evil for the fun of it/for the challenge of it” vs. “I think he’s a sociopath”.
>>534289274Not every shipfag views the series purely through a shipping lens. I agree people who do are terrible.
>>534289436most of this would be cleared up if the people who try to turn him into a romantic character fucked off
>>534289471You are both a yuritroon and shipfag. I genuinely hate your kind.
>>534289436(All of these are correct at the same time btw)
>>534289436Literally all of those are correct except being a sociopath.
>>534289523Sonic is a romantic character, but not using the definition of the word "romantic" the crowd you're thinking of has in mind. He's romantic the way a cool pirate is romantic.
>>534289436>I think he’s a sociopathThis is the only correct characterization for Sonic
>>534289681So what you’re saying is that he’s romantic in the sense of Romanticism, not in the sense of romance?
Each and every character is eitheer conservative or liberal there's no netural ones each one is pushing an agenda be it woke or anti woke or whatever they call facism nowadays
again,the world needs death, I'm tiredo f this constant tug of war between two fuckers who think they're way is always right damn everybody else ruin their lives destroy their families kill their off spring and decendants destory everything let everything die I just need this to end, I want it to be ovr i want to wake up and not hate every single motherfucker that crosses my view, I want to not think there's an enemy around every corner or how to use the passerbys as human shields if someone busts out a gun. This fucking planet, Sonic cwas my last hope yet even he can't escape the agendas of the powerful the foolish and the idiots you think I'm fucking crazy don't you that I need meds or that i'm schizo but I'm not I'm a broken human being who just wanted to enjoy funny blue hedgehog and fat fucker doing shit
>>534289312I don't think either Goku or Sonic are forces of nature exactly, moreso that they're humanely flawed but willfully unrelatable ideals in what they excel at. Well Sonic's more overtly flawed in older media like the OVA (which is great). Goku can make obviously morally questionable or even shitty choices while following his drive but his adherence to that defining inner will is what makes him intentionally unrelatable.
>>534289436I don't think either Goku or Sonic are forces of nature exactly, moreso that they're humanely flawed but willfully unrelatable ideals in what they excel at. Well Sonic's more overtly flawed in older media like the OVA (which is great). Goku can make obviously morally questionable or even shitty choices while following his drive but his adherence to that defining inner will is what makes him intentionally unrelatable.
>>534289759Yep
>>534289803Not OP, but I’m actually going to argue, despite also being the one who disagreed with you earlier over them being “unrelatable”, that they are still arguably forces of nature, or at least can be compared to them, and that’s why they’re not perfectly relatable (which is something that I am willing to admit).
holy fuck stop deleting your own posts over a small typo
>>534289934Sorry I reposted cuz I fucked up
>>534289919I agree with everything you said
At this point I’m beginning to feel like an entire full length thesis could be written about Sonic. Not the franchise. Just the character.
>>534289960OCD, sorry.
>>534290104Sad roastedgarlic left.
>>534290195>OCD, sorry.Wow, same. Typos drive me crazy. Particularly egregious or bad looking ones can even sometimes make me feel physically ill.
>>534290185You can write a full length thesis about anything with enough autism and bullshitting
>>534290195News to me. Why'd she leave? Did she get insulted by westies too much?
>Max limit of image replies has been reached.Man, it's been a long while since I last saw this.
>>534290185>>534290341I think we should offer PhDs in Sonic Studies.
>>534290376>News to me. Why'd she leave? Did she get insulted by westies too much?Nah east-Asian artists will just do that.
>Man, it's been a long while since I last saw this.My fault, hell even the hetero dumper is my fault since he was trying to counter my Rougamy images.
Sonic is fast boi go fast and beat big robot :>
It's time to let gabs write Silver
>>534275126I always thought this was Sonic getting hit in the crotch, but it'd him somehow getting a view of what Metal's seeing. Or is it both?
>>534290376The yuris have won and have achieved world peace now that the population is decreasing via depriving the penises of fuckmeat, the end.
>thread stops being about yuri
>immediately devolves into the typical windshit whining and Flynn seethe
Fucks sake.
>>534290581This is what happens when you talk about men
>>534290581Yeah only SegaSonic yuri is good, sorry.
What if Ian Flynn was into yaoi?
>>534290581The yuri never stopped though.
>>534290782There would be a lot more SonKnux teasing than just in Frontiers and that one page in idw
>>534290782He would admittedly be a bit more windpilled, sorry ladies.
>>534290783It slowed down. Also it should be noted that the yurifag also got involved in the Flynn hate and the bloviating about Windnic. So maybe that was where it went downhill.
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