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>>534265348>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://honse.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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She's not Evil Nature she's Nice Nature
>she hasn't made it to tracen
>some pink loser makes it in
OHOHOHO
IMAGINE THAT
>>534279580Congrats bro, Natie is so fucking cute.
El Condor Pasa is my favorite mexican luchador
Are there any other plushies like this one, other than Kitasan Black?
Air Groove? More like Air Gay.
I thought it was dead hours then I checked the catalogue a whole another thread just hit autosage...
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>>534279797El Sweaty Pasa
You put me in a room with top gun and im crushing her head with a fucking rock
>>534279981anime girls have big hands
or maybe their wrists are just small?
>>534279868It's not gay to love Scarlett, everyone Uma not named Vodka is especially nice to Scarlett
>>534279981I bet manhattan cafe smells like a fresh pot of coffee
>>534279981helios for trashy hook-ups
cafe for marriage
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>>534279797My FUARKING hero, I salute
>teio's bing bing wahoo ahh skill animation
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
I wasn't very fond of El Condor Pasa, but she quickly grew on me. She's a nice uma.
>>534280095Imagine the smelle
Rice Shower is the only straight horse in the game
>>534279767She's evil, she doesn't want to win the race she just wants the other to lose. If that's not evil then I don't know what is.
>>534280026this is why scarlet is boring
>>534280185most umas are straight but rice is one that actually could be gay if you want her to be
>>534280105Shiraoki-sama will fucking turn you inside out starting from the tip of your dick.
SPEED POWER STAMINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU2nwrgpw5A
MLB Tazuna feels like cheating
>>534280436What about LB1 Tazuna?
>>534280436you're cheating on your uma yes
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What's the difference between "All enemies within the field of view" and "All enemy girls ahead of you" for these 2 skills on Nice Nature?
Also is there some kind of maximum number of targets cap? I remember some anon saying that but not sure if it was these skills or something else.
>>534280283Most Umas are gay as fuck in the anime and straight as fuck in the game or gay as fuck if you play a female trรชinร , I guess? is that a thing? do women play this honsege?
Hello can someone spoonfeed me what's the ideal reroll in global
>>534280105What the other anon said
>>534280130Her obsession with trying to be the best and opting for every single extreme option that would result in over training and injuries with Grass Wonder always being there to tell her "no" with the most cutting brutality. It's very nice to see the actual conquences of working too hard. And how knowing where to draw the line in the sand is just as important when pursuing your goals.
>>534280130Kept from competing in the biggest races because the Japanese horses threatened to strike, Al Dente Pasta was truly the greatest horse of time.
>>534280260>3 cocks can fit in her mouthLegend
>>534280495That's fine ningens belong with their fellow ningens. Umas are freaks that should stay away from ningens.
>>534280529Reroll until you MLB Kitasan and Creek in one tenspin.
>>534280521>All enemies within the field of viewsome front runners can be so far ahead that they dodge it
>All enemy girls ahead of youcan't be dodged if in front
>Also is there some kind of maximum number of targets capnyo
>>534280260Oguri... sexy?
>>534280362NTA but Shiraoki-sama gave me permission to breed that honse.
>>534280260this just doesn't look like oguri cap to me
>>534279797SOU
EL CONDOR PASA
Staring deep into Tachyon's eyes as she jibber jabbers about shit I don't understand and being happy because she's happy.
>>5342806301* guts I'm afraid
>>534280665WHY DID YOU DO THIS???
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>>534280436It's pretty good. And it's not even a broken friend card by any means. I think for comfy runs I'll grab an MLB version during Creek banner.
>>534280639Cute image but it would be even cuter if her tail was wrapped around the trainer's leg.
>>534280646makes sense, thanks
>>534280795what's up with her random nose bleeding?
>>534280741You're welcome.
>>534280842imagine the evil aroma
Bros... its over for me...
>Still 2 years to go before she gets released
It sure is going to be a long wait.
Cygreedy is missing out by not making a pedometer app.
>>534280630hey mcnoobies just get u=ma^2 on fronts those ults wont ever proc and if they do you already lost
>>534280861it's called aura
>>534280673>taking the plungeSEE SHIRAOKI HAS BLESSED HER DIVINE UMANUS
>>534280529>idealthat's a strong word anon.Kitasan Black is the super meta card that everyone saved for and rerolled for, I think you'd want at least 3 copies of her but I haven't done the math so that might hell. Super creek is probably the next most meta card and you might want to reroll during her banner in a few days. Some sr cards like eishin flash and sweep tosho are also really good so getting copies of those would be nice.
>>534280657As in Peak Sexy
>>534280928why did they make smart falcon useless?
this game just raped me. I was on my way to S rank with mejiro ryan. But right after summer I get Slacker. Try to cure it twice but both fails and then I have to do the races.Then I slackered 5 training sessions in a row.
Fuck this game and fuck you
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>>534280418So meme songs get MVs too? How come MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME doesn't have (an official) one?
>>534280673>>534280962To breed (as in reproduction) and not to satisfy youe deviancy
what would happen if I do not choose her
>>534280901Describe how her visual design concept differs from other umas released in 2 years. Explain her aesthetical motif and in what way it is unique.
>mfw the guy in the CM lobby has <800 stamina and only 1 gold recovery
>>5342811085 tabs open at all times.
>>534281004I wonder how Tachyon would explain the fact Cafe is actually being fucking haunted
>>534281020S-rank is what two 1200 and an 800-900?
>>534281006Is Gentil's tail as strong as her arms too?
>>534281118If she enjoys it, then it means I'm taking care of her.
>>534280521How far does a frontrunner need to be to dodge this? Shouldn't gapping them out mean all the pace chasers take the brunt of the debuffs?
If the vision cone is very limited than I might just focus frontrunners and ignore half the most dangerous debuff spam.
What debuffs do G1 races cleanse? Ive never had a debuff cleared
>>534281245tachyon isn't the kind of close minded scientist who needs to already know the explanation to everything
>>534281248Yeah I was having the run of my life, at least double rainbows every single turn and then game decides to absolutely buttfuck me can't ever have a good run.
>>534281245That bitch is schizo.
I will exercise cafe with my dick
I don't want to wait 7 hours for the Golshi event. I want it NOW
Hmmm I see that lv 45 cards give additional training bonus stats, Im guessing over the course of a run that can easily be +50-100 stats?
do NOT have sex with your umas
>>534281289if you mean those debuffs in skill list you spend skill points to clear them
>>534281353>7 hoursisn't it way longer? like 12 hours or something?
GHOSTS ARE REAL
MAGIC IS REAL
HORSES ARE SCHIZO BABBLE
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN THE SUPERNATURAL
>>534281141I'll answer only one of those questions. Pick which one.
>>534281414Reset is 1800 hours GMT+2
>>534281398Might be misinfo but i heard doing races can clear some debuffs, not skill related.
>>534281365you cannot stop me
>>534281245Manhattan's first support card event is about that.
Tachyon thinks it's not likely to be a coping mechanism and wants to examine her brain.
>>534281449The fact that you're so reluctant to answer and instead want to play games already proves my point.
Enjoy your slophorse.
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>>534281450it doesn't start at reset
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>>534281450The event doesn't release for 14 hours anon. Same way the banners don't pop out until 7 hours after reset
>>534281490I did have moments that it cleared those debuffs you usually fix on infirmary, have no idea if racing has anything with it
>>534279685 (OP)I'm finally getting to the point where I can beat URA with my own horses, not borrowed legacies. Granted, only Bakushin and Suzuka and McQueen so far, but it's progress. I need a native 9* stam and 9* power and then I should be in business.
>>534281423Are you the ghost of our dearly departed ex Prime Minister of UmaJapan?
>>534281353I'm a Cygames employee, I can activate the event early for you, I just need your ID and link password
>>534281549>>534281553Ok jp bros, what is this event about? Just do career using gold ship?
>>534281108CHIYO CHIYO CHIYO CHIYONO O
DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI
>>534281654Oh, how kind of you! Sure, here you go:
ID: 123 843 891 542
Password: THE GAME
Can't wait for Guild War events. The shitposting will be extreme if 2 /uma/ clubs face eachother
>>534281741Oral cumshot? Yeah, that fits.
>>534280053dogshit taste, cute gyarus are literally built for procreative sex in the missionary position and homemaking
Are you guys pulling for Smart Falcon?
>>534281547>my point You HAVE no fucking point nigger. You just came along and demanding essays from a harmless anon like it means anything. I just replied to you because you sound like a faggot.
Why do so many dogs, cats, rabbits and sheep run in this supposed uma only sport?
>>534281547NTA, but who's your favorite uma?
>>534281701SUUKI SUKI SUKI SUKI Chiyono O~
>>534281812tosen jordan is a cute gyaru
helios is a retarded zoomer who needs to be reeducated
sorry not sorry
>>534280990>>534280637So only one copy of Kitasan Black isn't enough? I'm guessing I missed her banner
Also are characters not important? Only supports are worth rerolling for?
>>534279981Manhattan Cafe, there's probably a lot of Umas that are at least part fighting type so having a Ghost type would be a good counter
Save and roll for who you like.
>>534282020>he doesn't know about my Scrappy Pasaoh no no no no
>>534281772We need to bring leechlists back but it's too much effort to look up /uma/ club rosters.
>>534281812>cute>gyarusliterally the whole idea behind gyarus is that they look like walking, living, breathing trash.
For me it's the GOAT
https://youtu.be/VOvVkItA0vU
>>534281141Shes got the biggest fucking tits and she makes my little pp hard
>>534282075I have my wife, I can meta roll every time until she gets a new outfit
>>534282217In 1980, mayhaps, get on with the times grandpa
>>534279685 (OP)OP made me go jack off
Is it morally correct to set macros to auto Uma runs to keep up with club fan demands?
i spank my umas when they misbehave
>>534282075I want hishi amazon!
Pls gold Ship, give me enough karats.
>>534279797EL NรMERO 1
PLANCHAGANADOR
THE STRONGEST RACER EVER
EL CONDOR PASA
>>534282404maybe that's a sign that you don't enjoy the game bwo
>>534282535What if I just don't have time to meet club demands
>>534282404Just join a less autistic club.
Setting fan goals as if we were JP with auto play is retarded.
>>534281916>essaysA visual motif can be described in one sentence.
When I say "pint-sized WWII fighter pilot", you don't need to know the name of the horse I'm talking about, you can look at the promotional material and pick her out from an image without even knowing anything about her. Same with "gruff biker chick". Or "lazy, disheveled mad scientist who could use a cup of coffee". Or "comrade Zukov". Gentil is slop. Her description is ubiquitous with just about the entire roster in the coming years.
>>534282621Then shoot for a more casual club.
>win hot spring tickets in a raffle
>she chokes in a goal race and ruins the career
Every fucking time. Fuck you, Rice Shower. And Mayano Top Gun, for that matter.
>>534282404just wait like 2 months or something when they implement the ingame macro system
it makes spark farming painless you just let the thing run with every single parameter setup and then you collect rewards
>>534282735Oh shit, we're getting those early? Thank fucking god
>>534282696It's such bullshit to have the hot springs trip tied to the good ending, what the fuck happens to the ticket when you lose a completely unrelated horse race?
>>534282641Whatever, fag.
5 gets to decide my fate
>>534282735>late surger>prudent positioning>they move horizontally into the box
250 runs, not a single 3* blue spark, and the 2* sparks are usually dogshit like this, I am frankly losing my patience
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Please 3* URA I'm begging.
>>534282808win or go home
>>534282846HAIII NICE NATURE DESUUUUUU
>>534279797EL PERRO CACA
LA CONDESA PASTA
LAO CONGEE PANDA
>>534282868what's the point of 3* ura on a 1* guts?
>>534282805the trainer simply forgets about it until they're reminded in all the ones I've seen
presumably if you don't get the good ending your Uma simply doesn't love you enough to care, makes sense I guess, I mean if you lose URA (you) clearly didn't love her enough to train her right
>>534282404wont matter once you get banned
>>534282674Youre a fucking worthless Umamusume
Youre not a jack of all trades but you sure are master of none
>>5342828687 and its 3* stam + 2* URA
>>534282808PICK THE TOP ONE NO BALLS
>>534282808Can't tell how early in the run you are, if its before summer classic I'd go for charming, otherwise go big or go home.
>Commander of Japan
>Can't even beat an american
>Can only beat foreign horses after they've been shit on by jet lag and different terrain
>Lost to EL CONDOR PASA
Do nips really?
>>534282808>donnaYeah this blondie fucking up big time if she fails
winning
>>534282931From my understanding, higher chances the following horse inherits it more easily
>>534282808pick 1 obviously.
>>534282931I'll have you know its a 2* guts!!
i forgot this game had a main story
>>534282808Gentil only wants STRENGTH
>>534282019Yes sadly the banner ended a week ago. All cards can be uncapped up to 4 times using copies, so you need 5 in total to full uncap(MLB) Kitasan gets much stronger at 3LB(4 copies) so even if you have her it's recommended you borrow if it's under that(you can borrow 1 card per run from a follow)
Some horses are slightly better than others but it's nowhere near the difference support cards make. You use your deck every run and need some variety in it for different lenghts and maybe running styles so it's infintely more mportant than the horses themselves
>>534283232>We'll name him Mejiro McAnon
Anon, I want to see your 3* sparks.
>>534283232Can Umas have human kids? I can't recall any mixed siblings in the game's story.
>>534283013Onions sauce stained hands typed this
>>534282808skip the event entirely
is there a way to manage sparks on your account?
>>534282808Going with the majority vote.
It failed. Though Night Owl was cancelled by one of my good conditions.
>>534282961See that makes sense for some of them, like Vodka just straight up leaves you temporarily as I recall and Rudolf sure isn't catching any feelings in her normal ending but there are some happy normal endings.
I got to see Creek's normal ending, good ending and hot springs scene in my runs and the normal ending is already a happy one with her, you resolve her problems together by the time you finish the career goals and you're basically married already, with the Ura just being an extra victory lap if you get it, so missing the hot springs doesn't make much sense there but I know why they did it like this.
>>534282808top option into failure into end career
>>534283412daughters are born as umas, sons as humans, no inbetweens
there's also the very very rare chance an uma is born from both human parents
>>534283127You shouldn't forget, it's pretty good and it gives you carats!
>>534283406I am going to cry
>>534283454Sweet onion sauce is pretty tasty
>>534282808Uninstall the game after deleting your account
>>534283432How does her record to the "Big" honses often get shilled in umamusume
>Shahryar
>Regaleira
>Equinox
>Do Deuce
>Croix du Nord
it's good that recent horse owners are starting to pay attention to aesthetics of their horses name.
If it was decades ago like Giga Mambo, Air Ronaldo or something like that
i put MLB aoi in my deck and now i want to fuck ningen girls wtf
>>534283406I got a 3* speed Vodka without knowing what the hell were sparks at the time. And she was my 2nd career run
>>534283621or Kidslookintouchable
>>534283432>her taglineShe's a horse. She can't speak. Stop buying into horse racing marketing.
She's so far away bros...
>>534283432I got nothing to apologize for, always loved and respected our himejoshi.
>>534283650she probably smells
>>534283406I got a single Oguri with 3 stamina that I got without planning
>>534283557gotcha. I knew there weren't any male umas but I wasn't sure if a human girl could be born from an uma.
>>534283013>muh jetlagExcuses are for losers.
>>534283745stop spending so much money on the game bro
>>534283707>Stop buying into horse racing marketing.
>>534283432>all these honors and winsno wonder everyone thought Tachyon could've swooped the triple crown, it's like these horses power the fuck up if their names start with "Agnes"
>>534283406>>534283745How many runs have you done? I only have 3 9* speed.
>>534283875An excel spreadsheet simulator about a bunch of anime girls running. I can separate the game from the gruesome, scummy reality that is the actual real sport which should be straight up outlawed.
What kind of airplane is mayano top gun?
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Kawakami Princess
Besides being meta, is Seiun Sky actually cute?
>>534284010BEE SEVETEEN BAAWMER
>>534284010F-14 Tomcat, duh.
>>534284010Grumman F14 Tomcat obviously
>>534283621>it's goodthere is a hors literally named bearshit
will we get any horses from regions other than japan?
>>534283536>Vodka just straight up leaves you temporarilyActual, literal 10 second breakup, she runs back to you before you can even turn around to walk away.
>by the time you finish the career goals and you're basically married alreadyIf you don't win URA it'll end up as a failed marriage and a messy divorce, obviously.
Maruzensky(summer), Mejiro Palmer, Gentildonna, Air Shakur, Daitaku Helios, Orfevre, Cheval Grand, Fuji Kiseki, and Duramente are all on my list.
In that order
>>534284169Look up what Bereshit actually means
I know 4chan has a 4mb limit but it would be nice if you guys were to catbox or directly source the things you want translated
Catbox causes it 5mbs
https://files.catbox.moe/1phly7.png
>>534284180As NPCs? Maybe. As playable umas? Hardly.
I just started farming white sparks in my parent runs and holy fuck this is fun_
Is there an upper limit to how many white sparks I can have? also does winning the same g1 twice better the odds of getting a spark/higher stars or does it not make a difference?
>>534284037thats like 6 games per day bro
Whats cards you got? Any 4 star umas?
>>534284180No, the only one that kinda got in is Sunday Silence and that one is just Cafe's ghost friend rival
>>534284247https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/391758-4chan-image-resizer
or just use 4chan XT
>>534283997Are you a vegan?
>>534284109She reminds me of a Bandori girl
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Wakia
Silence Suzuka
Rascal Suzuka
Bros is Mayano good for CM? im thinking that since im going to spend time building for CM anyway, I might as well pick and use someone I like
>>534280854irl horse was supposed to be representing an event but had to cancel cause of a nosebleed
Aggressive sex by Gentildonna
>>534284241>uhhh ACTUALLY its kike for divine god emperor of time and spacenobody cares
if he ever makes it to the big leagues he will be forever known as
bear
shit
The SSR voucher has been planted
>>534284404She's good for Gemini cup. Her p5 adds like 1.2 lengths there
>>534284134>>534284414Gentildonna is for wholesome sex + relationship you fucking degenerates.
>>534283997>idealist learns about the dark side of X thing and swings all the way to cynicism without bothering to learn the actual nuancesMany such cases. How much do you wanna bet that this anon has never actually worked with horses in his life?
>>534284389Does the lack of torture of animals so that they could run for your entertainment only to be slaughtered for not beating track scores directly result in you suffering from malnutrition?
>>534284404she's fine if you use her as front runner but then you need also another front runner
is the Ura Finale spark still relevant in the Aoharu Hai scenario?
condors mask now bugs the hell outta me
>>534284338Not for this, resizing significantly fuckes up the image quality
>>534284414...Umineko event?
>>534283997Oh you're that one guy, you should just kys already instead of being such a hypocrite in these threads.
>can separate the game from theYou can't actually.
https://www.cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-24412
Cygames and horse racing are joined at the hip and you're directly supporting the existence of this easily avoidable dying sport that you're decrying every day. Umamusume exists because of horse racing marketing and it gives back to the sport every day, you can either stop being an clueless fag and acknowledge reality or actually grow a spine and stand up for your ideals regardless of how stupid they're by not supporting the industry.
You're just a hypocrite right now.
>>534284490how's that gonna trigger? are you not gonna use her as front
>>534284295Yes and it also stacks based on if the parents did it too, and raises affinity, so more races = better, but also do specific races to stack and do G1s for biggest bonus. Ive been doing japan cup since it right before new years and 30k fans and stamina spark.
>>534284462>10 runs per daybro are you ok?
would you rather buy this or 10k carats?
>>534284295there's no limit to how many sparks you can have
>>534283406>filter fot 3* sparks >get shitters that have a 3* spark in straightaway recovery or some shit
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>nikkei shi
>Turn 54, Third Year, March 2, G2, Turf, Long
>go to early march
>wait where the fuck is it
>its actually in late march
????
So, what Uniques are good for Front Runner/Sprinters?
Been trying to breed a decent parent for Bakushin and I'm getting tired of just doing a million Scarlett runs. Wondering if anyone else I have available might be decent, would be willing to spend statues getting them to 3* if necessary.
>>534284832Cool sword Grass-chan.
>>534284841March 2 actually means "the second turn in march" not literally March the second.
>>534284432Other humans arenโt as mentally handicapped as you are
>>534284496Ah I'm glad people remember Taishin that far into the game's life, really liked her story.
>>534284490>longWhat about the current medium CM? and which running style?
>>534284663You're right. I'll continue not paying any money for the game and reminding any casual players who might be getting into it how there's absolutely nothing cute or wholesome about what is being depicted, that there's nothing to romanticise and that they shouldn't get too enthusiastic about it. Thanks for the support, champ.
>>534284938not a rebuttal
you lost lol
>>534284968yea, japanese are weird
>>534284565got it hypocrite
>>534284241wtf zion honse
>>534284975Yet of all possible options youโll still continue playing this game
Youโre still adding to metrics that boost popularity of the game and thus the sport
Even you arguing in here is increasing the post speed thatโll lure curious anons into here who will pick up the game and get interested in the sport
>>534284241>hebrewWow it's even worse.
>>534284667You run her as end of course
>horse goes on a short sprint like twice a year
>AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EXERCISE IS TORTURE!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT WATCH A SPORT WHERE HORSES GET EXERCISE REEEEEEEEEEE
>>534283703>burgerlandeven now they still name their newer horses shit like Fortnite Dance, Skibidi Rizz and Gaslight Dancer
>>534284975brother horse racing is extremely expensive and people arent doing it for profits
>>534285016I mean your reply wasnโt a rebuttal either
You just made up what you think others think, I was just pointing out that youโre mentally infantile
>horse racing is the most evil thing ever okay
>my food comes from the supermarket
>>534284975You're still supporting the game and in turn keiba, even if you're f2p you absolute couch crusader.
>>534285163>Gaslight Dancerthat doesn't sound too bad actually
>>534285016If you come to a japanese crochet weaving forum and think/post in terms of winning and losing a debate, you've already lost from the start.
Why is this goober always late ?
I don't know why all her art was her getting beat up, she's not mean or deserving of it in my eyes.
Is running 3 aces for CM a bad idea?
>>534285136>burger hours >exercise is torturous and cruel
>moods down herself awful for some reason
>
Thanks???
>>534282712Teio is so clingy
>>534285321cuuuuuuuuuuuute
This one is less than 4
Ill do the rest of them later maybe
1* star off from being amazing
>>534283013>loses so hard to grass wonder he literally becomes racistSpecial CHUD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ikDX9ICJEM
>there's an actual horse named Surprise Weekend
>>534285216>I need to eat therefore I may as well abuse and kill living things for entertainment
>>534285264She's a brat and a bully to my wife Nice Nature
>>534285414>also lost the position of being the biggest chud horse
Is Grass Wonder the plainest uma on the roster?
I thought she had some future competition with Smart Falcon and Yukino Bijin but their racing outfits are fancier and Falcon is much more energetic. She's so basic it's almost appealing in a way.
>>534285202you claimed owners stopped naming their horses stupid shit
i gave proof of the opposite
for some reason you're still in denial of this, then you resorted to ad hominem
are you a kike?
534285519
if you're not a vegan you are a hypocrite
what's your opinion on halal slaughter
that's far worse than hors race
>>534283013>Commander of Japan>lost to Americancomes with the territory
>>534284774that's amazing, I was afraid running "bad" g1s would fuck me
>>534284686oh so that's how the g1 affinity works thanks. I'm sure I'll burn out eventually but trying to breed a good parent really revitalized my interest in the game
>>534285519>abuse and kill living things for entertainmentexamples where this happens? oh wait you dont have any.
>>534283013The jetlag excuse is retarded because the whole thing about Japan Cup is that foreign horses were dominating it
>>534285583why is Tamamo a chud?
you cant make a horse jump or run they do it themselves
>>534285543If you'd actually finished a Nice Nature run you'd know that was mostly in her head.
Teio is also like, the one, singular, only person who genuinely respects Nature in the anime.
>>534285519how can anyone be this retarded?
>>534285604What's your opinion on treating the backlink function as a reddit upvote? What's your opinion of bad faith arguments which equate sustenance to entertainment?
>>534285667What happens to the horses that don't win?
Just hide and ignore, this guy already did the same song and dance a couple of days ago.
>>534285519Horses die in accidents without racing all the time, is it abuse and torture to let horses be born at all? This is fucking retarded
>no one should have children, they might get hurt or die
>Play uma
>Have fun
>Look at the upcoming characters
>My favorites are years away
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE how do you cope anons?
>>534285765They go to stables and some get recruited into festivals like the Soma flag tournament in Fukushima.
>>534285821"I have a lot of time to save so I can get them, fuck yeah!"
>>534285593They named it a biblical phrase and your response is
>kekekek this sounds like a different word in english and assume thatโs shared by everyone else with as little maturity as you
>>534285821did you divide by two?
>>534285863Hebrew biblical phrases are more disgraceful than just being named "bearshit" tbqh.
I thought you had to win 3/5 races in champions meeting to progress but it's 3/40. It's going to be way less sweatier than I was expecting, lmao.
>>534285789Careful anon, heโll actually agree with you because vegans are just losers with projection issues
Which umas just fucking hate each other? The type of relationship where one would break the kneecaps of the other if they could get away with it?
>>534285821I cope by having an ever-expanding list of favourites I'd like to roll which kinda leads into the issue of not having enough carats to roll for shit
>>534285925It is 3/5.In 8 attempts. If you win 3 races in 3 different sets it doesn't work.
>>534285821Describe your favourites' appearance without naming them.
>>534285765>What happens to the horses that don't win?they get 3 tons of rye graas
>"If you find pic related attractive or cute. You should see a doctor because it would seem like you have a terrible case of 'Shit taste'." - Agnes Digital
How would you respond without sounding mad?
front runner: velocity
anything else: acceleration
>>534285765You think milk kills cows, don't you
>>534285821You suck it up and stay strong for her!
>>534285964None, the closest you'll get are Orfevre & Win Variation, and that's one sided while the other doesn't even acknowledge the other due to autism.
>>534286014Hot, busty, fast, kind, horny.
>>534285968This is why you roll for the allhons banner
>>534285964Jordan and Gold Ship.
I keep switching between tazuna is a crutch and tazuna carries every two races
currently in tazuna carries camp because I learned her second date cures conditions
>>534285964Gentil Donna and goldship.
Special week hates grass but grass is not even aware of it and is still friendly with her.
>>534285765you are legitimately retarded, aren't you?
so you think that every single horse that doesn't win gets killed instantly after?
haru urara didnt win a single race so how come shes still alive? you cannot name a single horse that got killed after losing.
>le egg production is EVIL
>le milk production is EVIL
>le honey production is EVIL
yea yea what else faggot
I looked at real Derby footage and shit
They aren't kidding
That stadium is fucking packed full of spectators and they are loud
>>534286061Only one of these is a concrete visual descriptor and fits about several dozen umas. I have no idea who you're talking about.
which Teio is better, anime or normal one? not sure which one is better to train for CM
>>534286107wait her SECOND date does? I've been using her wrong then cause I thought only the fourth does
>>534285863i can't believe its necessary to spell out the fact that nobody in the western speaking world gives a fuck about the word's "true origins" because english is the lingua franca of the world, not hebrew
to the japs english may as well be the same as hebrew because they're just that ignorant, i'm sure they think the name is absolutely epic
sorry you're seething i guess
>>534286141honse gambling is EVIL
>>534286161Horse racing came back in style
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>>534286107that's not worth giving up a stat card in the slightest because negative conditions are so rare if you aren't an idiot
>>534286227you do not play the game
>>534286309no i do, better than you apparently
>>534286161Packed in like sardines.
>>534286227lmao even cards like aoi allows you to play like a retard and fish for 70+ rests
It is like ... pal cards ... are designed part of the game....
>>534286329>>534286309Settle this to the death. 1v1 room match right now.
>one in every 10 careers you get night owl
>ZOMGGGG SCENARIO LINKS ARE SO OP THEY LET ME CURE THAAAATT
ok lol!
>demotion range
what went so wrong bros...
>>534286227yeah that was me two races ago and will be me two races from now
>>534286410Why didn't you witmaxx bro we tried to tell you...
>>534284010There's only one right answer.
F-14 Tomcat with Jolly Roger Livery.
>why would i ever play except to fish for the run where nothing ever fails and rng is always on my side
>>534286181People says that OG Teio is better but Anime Teio having 2 Gold recovery skills is really REALLY handy
>>534286227I bet you also always pick stats over energy in events.
>>534286503OG Teio has 20% spd 10% stam growth which makes me think she's better, anime teio has 10% guts spd stam
Why is Tazuna Card useless in the next Scenario
What changes?
>>534286508you should always pick the first option desu if it doesnt cuck you below 50 on speed stam cause it also raises the training level
>>534286508>i bet you do this le obviously bad thing because you don't waste a slot on scenario linksyea what else do i do exactly. i think i also tank 30 mood downs and negative statuses. maybe i should use the scenario links to serve as a crutch for that
>>534286401Taz cuts the number of times you need to rest by easily 2/3s
you don't understand how important the cumulative effect of simply being able to click training more and rest/recreation/infirmary less is
>>534286572you can't use it there i'm pretty sure
>>534286364Not your pal, buddy
>>534285765>What happens to the horses that don't win?They either try again or get sent to farms
>>534286017Wasn't she run ragged for 300% more races than standard just to try and turn a profit before being abandoned on some dilapidated farm for years until someone figured out a way to market her again?
>>534285824>>534286140lol trying to pass this off as standard is hilarious
Yes most actually do just get slaughtered for it.
>>534286593omatsuri HACHIMI
>>534286603>literally no top player uses taz>she's actually broken trust me bro!!yea and uma musume is purely a wit game. go 4 wit, taz, and kitasan and you're gonna fly high
Is Gentildonna into skinship with her trainer that much? Or that's just headcanon from the fanart of her?
>MLB Tazuna currently is the only way to make S rank horses
>n-no you don't get it, she's bad!!!!
So why did Silence Suzuka join Spica? Toreina didn't even grope her thighs.
>>534286640>Wasn't she run ragged for 300% more racesshe is a horse. they run
she ran 113 times and never has serious injuries because she was never a serious athlete
I want to feel up Spe's muscular legs.
>290 speed in make debut race when every other uma was like 109 at most
>3rd
>"You're trainee lacked speed"
I don't know if it's just my shit luck but this has already happened 4 times this week, all with Mayano failing her make debut despite mogging everyone else. This never happened with any other uma.
>>534286107Same. The failure protection and energy reduction are what keep bringing me back.
Being able to get 2-3 extra trainings between rests is insane if you aren't running any wit cards
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newfag here
what does this even do actually? from the description alone, it looks useless but what do I know?
keep crying about pal cards when this is the best deck possible in the game
>>534286774it makes you waste 120 skill points
it's better to have a bit more points into wit instead
>>534286767put her in front
>>534286672>>literally no top player uses tazwhen you run out of arguments you just start lying huh
>>534286709rigil had strict daily fan quotas and she wasn't tryhard enough for that
>>534286774Makes you unboxible.
>>534286774Any skill that says anything about "Field of View" is literally useless and a detriment for your Uma in every possible way
Avoid like the plague
Are future scenarios set after the URA or is it some alt timeline bullshit
>>534286680She very clearly enjoys grooming (You) into her ideal man, physically and mentally.
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showed up in my shorts feed... the future of this game is nuts...
Big thinkers are once again trying to prove only one solution works in umamusume
/uma/ at its finest
>>534286774field of view affects debuff range. it might also be decent if you're low on power so you don't get boxed in. 120 cost is too expensive for what it does though. if it was 80 or 60 it would be more reasonable.
>>534286786>two pal cardsthis trainer got a job at tracen with the sole purpose of dating it's staff
>>534286774Field of view increases are apparently useless because horses by default have a high field of view that only gets worse via debuffs.
It's part in parcel with Wit in that it allows your horse to understand where the other racers are and help navigate.
It's really bad though,
>>534286392They're both kinda right. If you don't train above 15% failure rate, and don't get less than first in races, and rest only when absolutely necessary the amount of bad conditions per run are nearly 0 on average. But if you're pushing for the highest stats, and training very risky on 30+% failure rates because you want the maximum stats possible. You might feel it more when you get that one slacker or night owl a run. But that's the risk vs reward. Tazuna + safe play = much lower stats than another MLB stat card. Tazuna + risky play = 5/10 runs of above average horses. Risky play + No Tazuna = 2/10 Godlike horses and 8/10 below average. So it is what it is. RNG may skew these a bit.
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>>534286672Anon...
>Gadsu's (Rank 1 Team Trials) Bakushin
>doing some low tier 2k fans race
>front
>9th
>"Your trainee had trouble breaking out from the traffic"
>250 power, above everyone else in the race
If this was any other gacha I would've uninstalled on impulse istg. Why is this orange bitch so useless.
>>534286890I think there's a timeline but it's not relevant at all. Next scenario apparently has Akikawa going overseas and the Ura executive taking over so it's definitely post-Ura.
crazy how most top horses are owned by arabs yet they never represent for their own countries. maybe use al that oil money to turn their desert to field of grass.
TT is not pvp and is banned from this conversation
>>534287046>300 stamDo I need to start stamminning?
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Tap Dance City
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>>534287046Every single horse this guy has, regardless of position, runs Tazuna
is there a site to look for friends sparks (global) ?
>>534286680aren't Umas supposed to be really heavy?
>>534287123>TT is not pvpExplain how. It's a player's horses running against another player's horses. Sounds like PvP to me.
>>534287123>TT is not pvpIt objectively is because words have meaning regardless of what some Jap ESL says.
I bet the Anon reading this posts loves Umas!
>>534287161Just run faster so you get to the finish before you get tired.
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what the fuck man how am i supposed to max out my supports
>>534287310>Player Vs Player isn't PVP
>>534287228>>534287242It is not because you could technically achieve a hi-score on a loss if you activate enough skills. Wins and losses are meaningless as long as your umas have tons of skills and the Wit to proc them.
>>534287353Okay but that's still PvP, you're just upset about the win conditions.
>>534286975Inherent tendencies of Indonesians
Agnes Digital has an uma fetish
What Uma has a human fetish?
Will there be an Urara legend race soon? I need her star pieces but this shop is totally a rip off.
>>534287353The wincon has nothing to do with whether it's pvp or not.
>>534287353>It is not because you could technicallshut the fuck up. no one has seen this happen which is why you say UHM, TECHNICALLY
you build skills for score but still try to win because that's where half your score comes from, winning and positioning
Only thing that matters is the impossible chance to get perfect maxstat maxskills uma
Shitting myself in anger with fucking tt shitters parading their FAKE PVP HORSEES like they matter
please stop grass propaganda
I can't keep masturbating to her
>>534287119Thereโs not many places to build turfed huge racecourses when you live in a desert
>>534287161in sprint, stamina is worse than guts
>>534287242It is objectively not because words have meanings regardless of what some SEA anon says.
Gachas have brainrotted people on what PvP is, you're just straight up not playing against another person in any conceivable way, since the game does not register matches played against "you" at all.
>>534287432you will eventually max out every 1* naturally, I see no reason to ever buy
>Had time to do a Top Cun career run
>Get a 5-character stack on speed with 28% failure rate during the earn 10,000 fans section, of course I go for it
>Boom, new cutscene for your archive, asshole, because you failed it and got Don't Overdo It! Enjoy this mood tank and stat loss
>Okay, whatever, barely make the fan quota and maybe I can make it some of it during summer
>Realize that I make up some of the speed but my stamina definitely isn't going to be enough to do the Kikuka Sho later that Classic Year
>Plan a rest since I can attempt a few turns to get to that
>Get the sleep deprived -> Night Owl -> Night Owl event combo on that turn
>Got 7th or something in Kikuka Sho and knew it wasn't worth the clock
20 minutes might be the new record I've seen this game I should fuck myself kek.
does Ines have the best casual fit in the game?
>>534287410>>534287548Grass propaganda will continue until morale improves.
>>534287603aiiiiie my prostate is getting dominated
>>534287616>you're just straight up not playing against another personThey're literally another person's horses.
>gain 3000 fans goal on mcqueen
>fuck it ill just run hopeful stakes
>forget to schedule the racd
>get 5+ support card procs all the way
>fuck that was the last turn
>career ends because im retarded
welp there goes 30 tp
>>534281405My wife and mistress are fighting again.
why does creek sometimes not give swinging maestro at all?
>>534287772Canon trainer btw
>>534287848That's RNG at work, babyyyy
>always finish king's career no problem since I got her from the legend race
>spark farm with her
>she refuses to win
What's her deal?
>special week fails a 3% training for 5 supports in junior year
>gets hit by two mood downs in two turns
>fails 10% training
>fails charm chakra
>final "invasion of the carrots" mood and energy down
First career I ever ragequit. Purging the horse felt good though
>>534287748Yes, but you're not playing against the player.
And I don't mean just because you don't control honses in this game, I mean because nothing you do has any impact whatsoever on the player. If it was the kind of game where people beating your team is scored against you, it could still be called be PvP, but this mode is just missing the "vP" part entirely. It's equivalent to downloading someone's time in a racing game, or it could be compared to simply playing Pac-Man at an arcade and calling it a PvP game because you beat someone's recorded high score.
>>534287616That's the gameplay, the game has no skill floor, you don't actually do anything in the races since the game is basically an autobattler, the player interaction is in the raising the umas but it's still pvp because it's player raised uma vs player raised uma instead of player raised uma vs npc umas. Is career mode not pve because you do nothing during the races?
>>534287848sometimes toreina refuses goo goo babies
I always think of Djeeta whenever I see NTR / Topro / Narita Top Road... I can't help it...
>>534284028The strongest until Gentildonna came along.
>>534287825What is their problem?
>brian dialogue about her sister
>"oh that must be taishin"
>it's biwa
0/10 trash game would not reccomend
>>534287848Because the game has RNG woven around everything. You can have an amazing run, hit fantastic mood up/down balancing rng, get plenty of 2-3 rainbow training and then you get to URA qualifiers and realise Super Creek only did 2 of her 3 events so your horse is just worse than she could be for no reason you could control :)
>>534287825Is Dia the kind of girl to simply pout and cry? This thread has convinced me she's more the kind of girl to take direct action.
This game has a twisted sense of humor.
I'm blazing with king through the campaign, get a migraine 1 turn before the last summer, still succeeded but take 3 turns to cute it because I already used tazuna 4th heal, go into the final stretch and somehow lose the arima kinen get the winter debuff that affects performance in URA, clear it while wasting 50 sp, get another migraine before the first URA race , ace it and on the final turn gamble a 20% triple rainbow, lose it get don't overdo it mood terrible and have to use three clocks all ending on 2nd place.
Of course I get this by the end of the ordeal. I didn't even get to complete the skills I wanted.
This game loves to destroy you on the final stretch.
>>534287924>spark farming>king halo
>>534288048she'll take you to epsatono island
>>534287937The player is the horses. You're competing against the horses. It's PvP.
>>534288048She's a gaslighter for sure
>>534288041narita brian and narita taishin are actually completely unrelated
>real PvP mode
>I win you lose
>fake PvP mode
>I ""'win""", I get nothing if I score lower than my record high
>losses are meaningless as my position is determined by my record high, which means it won't go up unless I take attention away from prep for the real PvP mode to raise tailor-made umas for the fake PvP mode
Is it really that hard to understand?
I went outside and it was super sunny and hot and now I'm inside but my armpits are stinky
>>534288214>I score lower than my record highYou didn't win then. You fucking stupid or something?
>>534288214how is it fake when youre still up against other players. top players all have full followers and get juicy clout
>>534288189It's a naming tradition by a common owner, Top Road also has no blood relation to either of them.
>when the token huge boobs girl got so much lore you don't see her as token huge boobs girl anymore
>>534288048yeah if anything I feel like kita would be the passive one crying and dia would yank toreina away from her with a determined face
It's not real PvP unless you and the other trainer throw hands IRL
>>5342880471st 1st 1st 10th career over go fuck yourself
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>when positioned toward the back mid-race
>front runner
>>534287937Sir this is imitating the prestigious sport of horse racing Wich is basically honor duels between very rich people that slap each other with money through very fast horses.
You need a horse, a trainer, a jockey, a stable for the horse, people that look after the horse and everything that goes into it to even partake in it, the horse winning is a very expensive way of saying I'm better than you pleb.
Of course you don't control the horse, you showcase how much better you are by seeing the horse that you raised kick everyone's ass. It's a gentlemen sports afterall.
auto when
how do you guys do a bunch of races per day
I only do 3 a day and I'm already close to burning out because of how long it takes
>>534288274>>534288312Thus TT is not PvP. It's less than zero-sum. You can still "lose" even when winning. You are not competing against your opponent, but using him as a tool to pad your score (the real opponent: (You)).
>ura spark triggered
You love to see it
>>534288214is there even a reason to train horses for TT once you can reach highest class retention numbers
>>534287848Further to this question, what's the stat, if any, that increases the likelihood of triggering her skill events?
Will my level 30 Super Creek give Swinging Maestro at the same frequency as a borrowed level 50?
>>534288413skipping everything and getting my dopamine hits from gambling the training + sparks
>>534288338Does the New Era movie cover the race where Doto finally beats Opera?
Just set boundaries between you and your trainee, dumbass
You're older and have authority
Not even Satono Diamond has a say against the law
>>534287748They know it's PvP. They don't consider it PvP because the TT cannot, no matter how lucky, or how much autistic breeding you do, be topped by anyone F2P. (It also gives negligible rewards and no bragging rights if you get high scores/ranking) So poors have convinced themselves due to their egos that it isn't "legitimate" PvP and is "pay to win" and not important. It's clear as day to see, and gives them an out to then spend 200+ hours working on one horse so that they can compete against players much less prepared than they are, with full meta builds, get five wins in the Taurus cup and then proclaim victory and glory that they "earned" in a completely fair and not money based system. Even though, as you will see, people who didn't put in nearly as much time will be able to win 5/5 just fine.
>>534288413if there were more than 3 horse borrows I'd be doing a lot more races daily
>>534288463To stay in class retention
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this is my favorite shot of Doto
When this game first launched I was asking here if it was really necessary to reroll for Kitasan or whatever because surely you didn't need these like broken nearly MLB'd cards to win the careers or whatever, like it must just be pvp, who'd balance their pve game around something like that. Well twenty career losses of not even getting to the ura finale later, I should have listened
>>534288569you should have your own usable horses bwo
Would you an Oguri Cap (Ladyboy)?
>>534288504No, opera only shows up to get beaten by pokke
>>534288561Writing this entire thing in full confidence while hallucinating some kind of 5 win system is really funny
>>534288453you need high score umas to get high scores bro this is cope from noobs and cm mode is not actually that competitive or good cm is already a solved problem youre just grinding like retards at that point.
>>534288678well making those is a lot harder without the borrows you know
>>534288624i rerolled once for Super Creek only to find out its useless at 0MLB
im too invested into this account to reroll for blackie though, ive just come to terms that ill never win those big events and ill never get an A rank uma because i simply got unlucky
Is the Legend Race rival changing today?
>>534287848Chain events can get funny sometimes. I've been trying a deck with SSR Oguri Cap to get her Groundwork hint for some of my umas and her chain event has good stuff in it ending with a +30 energy option. One run, she only ever gave one hint for either Acceleration or Corner Acceleration, and her plushie chain event started in SENIOR year October. You are always at the mercy of the Three Goddesses.
>>534288396It's for shit where there's more than 5+ umas running front similar to seiun card gold skill
>>534288763Next reset is the last day of Curren Chan.
>>534288758No dumbass you rolled dor creek so one day you can LB her with the items they introduce in the future
>>534288758man, that's brual. but, like, with super creek at 0 you still need swinging maestro to win, right? so you just take the dead weight with you or go without borrowing kitasan?
>>534288754600/600/600 isn't that hard
if you're going to 1100 on one of the stats then your chances for a good spark goes from like idk. 3 to 4% total
>>534288624How? You can just borrow MLB Kita, even if you're unlucky and have no Fine Motion, Creek, Biko, Vodka or Bakushin your SRs should still be good enough to get you Ura and if don't have SRs you haven't even rolled cards.
>>534288453You are putting a player's horses against another player's horses in a scored match so that you, the player win against another player on the scoreboard. You being a dumbfuck who can't cope with not understanding a win condition more conplex than "who ran faster" isn't an argument. It's PvP, and you got vuckrd out of rank 6 by other, more intelligent players. Cry about it.
>>534288758>useless at 0MLBretard
>>534288624I've not rolled cards at all yet, but got Super Creek from my SSR tickets. There are no problems at all with URA except when I try to build 1000+ stam umas and end up lacking speed. 508k TT rating too so I should get alright rewards there soon.
Luck was not in my favour this morning.
>>534288758lb 0 creek is fine imo. You just need to focus getting her friendship up early and she still hands you swinging maestro
>>534288826Which uma is gonna be next? My sprinter has mood issues and shits the bed constantly, I want to avoid that for the next time
>>534288624Remember before Kitasan came out people were winning the URA with nothing but level 50 Spe-chan, some level 30 SSRs, and maybe one or two SRs at 30-40. Before that even, people were completing URA. It wasn't as easy, nor was it very smooth. But it wasn't impossible
MLB is effectively QoL and ease of maximizing stats.
>>534288714Sure, he's kinda cute
>>534288624What did you think day 1 players used before MLB Kitasan?
How do I hide the AI slopper?
>>534287634Baseball caps on women are based and hot
>>534288758this looks nothing like Nice Nature what the fuck
no red ear muffs, not even a ribbon, and no fluffy hair poofs
crazy how much she changes with those gone
Cygames really were smart with this gacha system because retards genuinely think they need the best cards in the game at max dupe to pass the tutorial
>>534288974spechan is god tier desu
>>534288846But I'm going to be using those on my 2LB Kitasan Nigger.
>>534288965After Taishin is Falcon, then Brian.
>>534288624You do not need Kita to reliably win URA. You need her to push your stats to TT and spark farming levels.
These were my first two URA wins (started mid july), I used my starting carats in really stupid ways inc rolling on Palmer's banner, I got a lot of SSR luck from the banner but no Supercreek or FM.
The 4/2 Speed/Stam or 3/3 builds alongside good inspirations should put your run on autopilot.
Your dog took the gyarupill.
>>534289112falcon chads.... i kneel. Shes too smart
>>534288882Scoring higher than the other dude won't guarantee you surpass your own record high. You are competing vs your own score, not vs the other guy. Thus, fake PvP.
>>534288758you can make A rank horses you just won't have PoC
>>534288413I autopilot all throughout Debut and Hopeless Stakes, but if that first inspiration with my jank legacies hits my 2* or 3* URA Finale sparks, I'm locked in to see where that run goes. I had one run hit both, bad sparks led her to the glue factory but was still fun
Can someone post Scarlet or Hayahide's pantsu? I need it for "research".
>>534288624i got an A+ horse before kitasan negro was out
>>534289068new year nature is still missing the poofy hair but it's closer to her base look imo
Diachan can't rape me if I rape her first
>>534289112Bwo my first URA win didnโt even have a single stat up to 600
>>534288937>I've not rolled cards at all yet>508k TT rating toowhat the fuck really? I reroll+ roll 20 times on kita and still am mid 400k
i wish grass wonder had more comics about her raping toreina
MAYANO TOP GUN IKUYOOOOOO
>>534289387Better start eating then, fat cunt.
>>534289194the uma races are not in real time therefore its not real pvp
>>534289194Youโre just dumb as bricks anon
Real athletics is also competing against your best yet itโs a competitive sport
>>534289194>You are competing vs your own scoreThat's not how promotions work you fucking moron.
I think you should eat your vegetables
Say hypothetically, that I went and raped Mcqueen or other umas for that matter. Umas are not technically humans so what is stopping me from pinning her down and ravaging her developing cunny?
>14* Medium
>Don't hit at all during both inspo events
What's the fucking point of finishing this run then....
hey /uma/ wanna hear a fun fact
these two are voiced by the same person
the rng in this game while minmaxing is enough to make me angry. any game where 30-40 minutes of my time can be erased on a 1% fail is a pointless chore designed to waste my time.
i'm just going to read the episodes on yt.
Digitan LOVE
>>534285387Thank you anon
>>534289518Anon simply canโt understand the idea of scores being tallied weekly instead of constantly
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Would you date Falco now?
>>534289638I think you should NOT
>do rally racing
>beat my own high score on the track
>this doesn't affect the other racers who finished 5 minutes faster than me
wtf WRC is not PvP
>>534289647Not being a pedophile.
>>534289638How about I teach you a cool spell instead? It's called give me your Charming event before the Valentine's Day event, I'm asking nicely here
>master pvp 90% winrate uma player
>loses final on his ultra giga high roll uma
>not capped in followers in jp server
>not rank 10 in team trials, the real pvp that includes money which is the ultimate pvp
lmao even you guys got baited by a fraud
>>534289647Theyโre all much stronger than you
Is level 30 enough for the debuff Rudolf card?
>>534289836You're going to get charming during classic year autumn and you're going to be happy.
>>534279685 (OP)Where can I watch the anime "New Beginning" it's doesn't see to be available anywhere. Not Netflix, Not CrunchyRoll, NotAmazon, not even on illegal sites. All I found was an Ebay link.
I want to see the REALITY COSMIC BREAKER OF GOD AND THE SPEED FORCE in action :(
>>534289667Her VA looks cute despite being 50.
You cannot simply rape Umas you fucking retards, in an even playing field you can only ever be the rapee. They have the full strength of horses in a smaller body, which assuming physics function the same (big if) makes them exponentially more dangerous.
If you want to rape an Uma you need drugs and chains (both, using only one is not viable).
I really feel like Illnesses should offer some kind of reward for curing them. the fact that it's a mood down, stamina down, and potentially multiple turns to heal and recover your mood is just far too punishing... at least give us a mood boost and some stats for doing infirmary for a full month!
>>534289770>Somebody is having a pretty good run.>I can tell they are about beat my score>Take a ballad chuck it at his head>Mfw I get shit on for interacting with another player in a "" "" pvp game"" ""
>>534289914You have to be 18 to post on this site
If youโre talking about Beginning of a New Era then just fucking Google it and your streaming sites will show up
in my autismal brain pvp would have to affect the player i'm playing against. whoever i pick to race against in team trials, doesn't affect him at all, therefore it's not pvp
>>534289914It's "beginning of a new era" which may be why you can't find it. It's on all 3 of my bookmarked streaming sites though so you're a glowie or tech illiterate.
>>534289849Literally how? I feel like I can break those twig like arms
>>534289810More for me
>>534289667That is a fun fact
mfw
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Should I work on Gemini cup or TT? TT is an extra 100 carats a week, Cups are 3k per month
>>534289897Trainer admits defeat already.
>>534290105whatever is more
>funfor you anon
>>534289839>sloptube posting No one with an iq higher than 70 takes them seriously
>>534287404Blast Onepiece
>>534288504It doesn't, which makes the aura farming Opera did funnier, because at that point she already lost twice while she acts as if she is still on her winning streak
>>534289849>he doesnt know how to weaken the umas
Managed to beat my previous high score without even using parfait, kek.
>>534290045I love hearing this dork every time Akikawa says "TASSEE, KAKUNIN O WASUREZUNI NA"
if Cygames were smart they'd release Skibidi Rizz
>I don't pay attention for 2 seconds and opera slacked off for 3 turns
>>534290217TT isnt real PVP STOP HAVING FUN STOP BEATING ME!!!
I genuinely believe there's a rig mechanic in hopeless stakes where it fucks you up in every 1/10 run or so
My Grass had the highest spd/pwr/stam stats in the race and at the last straight had Emperor's Divine Might, Blue Rose Closer and her unique all popping off at once and Ticket still managed to overtake her from behind despite having no velocity skills triggering and far lower stats
>>534289987>murder all players involved in the game mode>get easy wins and make it to the top of the scoreboard due to other players' horses stagnatingSounds like PvP.
>>534290217>Narita taishin Whale, not relevant.
>>534289891Level 1 is enough.
The card has no extra hints, you're going to get the same amount of hints at level 1 or 40. If you're using it to statmaxx you got a whole other problem
>>534285821Save for year and get spooked by Umas from diluted pool
>>534289839Boasting your supposed credentials on every video title is a massive red flag desu
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>all of my spd cards
>2 non-spd cards with training effectiveness
>still can't hit +100 spd
is this the fate of a SRlet or is this just mood effect moment
Is this a good start? I also got SSR Tokai Teio trainee and picked Taiki Shuttle with the ticket
>>534289839kek i know who are you talking about
the combo he was shilling for cm doesn't even work as expected and so many people fell for it
it's funny
>>534290542with great it would be atleast 90
>>534290374Kek, i haven't paid a single cent for this game. Get lucky, scrub.
>>534289891Level 25 is the peak of efficiency across all rarities for support cards for the TT support bonus.
If you want to run those R cards, may as well boost them to 25 to get the permanent team trial bonus too.
>>534290380Just because the skills are the primary purpose, doesn't mean that gimping yourself by running it at lvl 1 when you could also use its secondary stats function isn't a peak retard play. Would you rather skills and no stats or skills and some stats?
>>534290174She might be too much of a goofball for it and she's been in multiple movies already but I would love a semi-serious Opera movie from Doto's POV, from the initial the meeting to the obsession, through the year of Opera up until Opera's decline and Doto beating her. I imagine Opera would take it in stride and be all gracious about being beaten by Doto but Doto may be a bit mixed about it, I don't know but it would be fun.
>>534290614Youโre actually a child holy shit
>>534290320It just comes in at a very hard part of the career when you won't have enough stats to reliably front run nor enough power/wit to reliably pass. As a result, it's all about positioning, which you can't really do shit about.
i love her marvelous knockers and antics, playable when
>>534290614You are underage
Leave immediately
>>534290614Check the next website link below wikipedia that you've conveniently cropped out retardbro. You have to be fucking trolling.
Do any of you actually run her as a front runner?
>>534290695You can stop belittling me at any time and start being a good be sister anon and help me out. But you're a bully :(
sfx - matikanefukukitaru_screaming.ogg
ummm this art is inaccurate mayano wears the SEXY boy shorts instead of the buruma i can't goon to this
Do I even bother running g1s that give guts hints?
>>534290614>the residential soijakposter is underage Who could've seen this coming?
>>534290876SNIIIIIIIIIIIFF LICK LICK LICK LICK PRPRPRPRPR
every club i join nobody is asking for shoes
>>534290578Creek is a lucky pull, not having kitasan means you're probably stuck borrowing the same card every run for the next year or so.
Taiki can fill in either dirt or sprint, which are the two categories that have the fewest options right now.
>>534290769in like 2 years I think?
no costumes ever though
>>534290852How? I have had so much more success with pace chaser. Front runners are doomed in Long races
>>534290804She's my medium front runner in TT
I do switch her between front and chase during the career though
>>534290770I'm not underage. Maybe where I live it's being hidden by Google, ever thought about that?
>>534290776I didn't crop out any links to a site for watching. I already told you it's
1, NOT on CrunchyRoll
2, NOT on Netflix
3, NOT on Amazon
4, NOT on Youtube
so where the fuck am I suppose to watch???
>Ticket's card drains 30 energy in the final event
Holy shit it's just as dogshit as Satono Diamond's SSR
>>534290806minors are genuinely not allowed on this site
>>534290970Basically all the fucking pirate sites
>>534290876God I love sincos' art
>>534290997cunny image board
>>534290978Dia gives you atleast stam
>>534290806Nobody here is interested in helping someone who mentions "illegal sites" yet doesn't know what a torrent is.
>>534290978>Satono Diamond's SSRjust don't pick the option that drains stamina if you don't want to, retard...
>>534287825Is Kitasan actually for (You)? I thought it was only Dia who's for (You)?
>>534290978>Satono Diamond's SSRCan't you just take the bottom option for 5 energy/guts
>>534290970https://nyaa.si/view/1942049
https://www.qbittorrent.org/
Here. Welcome to being an adult.
If you come back asking how any of this works, you deserve every bit of bullying you get. Go and work it out.
How do I get more support points? I spent a lot of them leveling guts cards before I knew any better
Can't reroll I already put $25 in the game to roll for wife
>>534291026>>534291062I know what it is but when I said "illegal site" I was talking about the STREAMING SITES that everyone uses these days because you don't need to download when Google usually has an INSTANT START WATCHING link to an site like gogoanime etc
>>53429108920 energy for 30 stamina is not a bad deal and I'm tired of pretending it is.
People happily click their double rainbow training which gives 40-50 stamina for 20 energy, but wastes an entire turn.
You can take the event, rest, and have 30 extra energy.
Change my mind.
>>534290804I automatically put her as pacechaser till 2nd to last goal race when I'm comfortable with her stamina
>>534285964air shakur reportedly called opera a clown
>>534291219It's 25 energy for 30 Stamina because of the opportunity cost
>GutsWho gives a fuck?
>>534291172Gogogaga anime might be more up your speed.
>>534291172go on 9animetv
>>534291153Friendship points, club points, daily races
You will run out of monies before you run out of support points if you level a lot of cards.
Biggest source is still events and gibs.
>>534289914https://hianime.to/watch/uma-musume-pretty-derby-beginning-of-a-new-era-19081
i watched here anon ask chatgpt if this is safu
>actually posting links so the cygames fed can hit them with copyright strikes
you fucking FOOLS
>>534291357You have no idea how bad it is with schoolchildren. 90% of them think nothing exists if it isn't on page 1 on Google. Half of them don't scroll past the AI summary at the top.
>>53429121940-50 stamina + facility level up progression + guts (which is relevant up to 400) + energy down removes your choices, what if you lose energy and then there's a triple rainbow you now have to rest through or potentially fail?
>>534290690I feel like with what already was covered by Road to the Top and Beginning of a New Era they should make something to adopt the time gap between them and expand on the end of Opera's career
If it hapend there would be at at least one shitposter talking about "Opera wank" or something like that
>Got bullied for being honest >Got bullied for not wanting to download when we're in the era of streaming Anons used to be a lot nicer years ago. There was always the asshole but then there was the motherly nice anon who would help anyone out, where did the motherly ncie anons go? Anyway
>>534291120t-thank mean-kun
>>534291357STOP being mean!!!!
>>534290919>Over 100 Sundays from nowLong wait. No costumes sucks, but I'll begrudgingly accept.
>>534291487i literally gave you the full link anon
>>534291395It's a meme. You don't think Nyaa is deluged with angry nipponese trying to take it down? They can't do shit.
>>534291487Genuinely, stop being a retard. Not just for us, but for yourself. Learn to investigate things on your own.
This was your chance to groom a newcutie and you blew it
>>534290227Go home Karenschizo
See this is why zoomies are being laughed at for being tech illiterate.
>>534291406What's the lore behind the Wedding Air Groove + Mayano Top Cun event. Why is she trying to bait me into a shotgun wedding
>>534291406does she say ice coffee or i copy
I am so angry that this didn't become A+
>>534289667I always associate her voice with Medusa from GBF and Minami from Baka Test.
me clicking on every rainbow knowing full well i don't the stats for it right now
>>534291645>a lot of dialogue mentions stuff related to jetshmm I wonder which one it is anon
>>534291590Gen Alpha kids are teens now anon
I'm still thinking of Fuji's boobs from the movie
>>534291534You did, but even you were mean about it.
"Welcome to being an Adult idiot" But I found my answer - BTTNE is simply not available on any streaming site at all, and for some reason not even available on illegal streaming sites. That's why it caught me off guard. Because I've been watching with a friend every day so I was too keen on finding a streaming site.
I'm sorry. But you're could have been less of a meanie!
Anyways thanks anons!! I'm out!
>>534291487Look, with the internet being infested with underages, retards, AI, and pajeets, people are gonna be more dickish.
bullying newcutie is wrong
>4 rainbows, 83 speed
>summer
>2% failure
>have practice perfect
Guess the outcome.
>>534291802Don't get groomed
>>534291862Newfags deserve to be beaten down and pissed on, like the kid in Kung Fu Hustle.
>>534291862Bullying Teio's womb for 8 hours straight into bullying it for 9 months with my growing child is right however
>>534291590unless a zoomie is born close to year 2000 you should treat them as someone with profound mental retardation
t. 23 year old zoomie
>>534291802SAAAR I GAVE YOU THIS
>>534291327
>anime avatarfagging
stop replying to the underage retard
>>534291802When you grow up and gain life experience you'll understand why people gatekeep. If we baby and pamper and tickle the cheeks of every idiot that can't do their own research then it's a signal for everyone else to do it and your community quickly becomes a preschool.
>>534290850PRAISE SHIRAOKI-SAMA
THE HOPELESS BECOME THE FAITHFUL
bwos I want to gamberu...
Let's be real we were all underage when we started browsing this site
>>534292023>ASS Wondah>actually has a flatter butt than Rice Shower
>>534291802you are such a bitch man
>>534291802I can't believe "adults" these days are so fucking incompetent even at pirating stuff.
This is what they should be teaching them in schools, instead of whatever the fuck the US education system is doing (it sure isn't teaching them math, science, history, or their own language).
>>534291950god damn, I assume it's the lack of golds but still
my King was like 200 points off 12k which is A+
>>534292078Use the gacha simulator. They don't want you to know this, but you can crop the jpgs you win and save them, so it's like you actually won the shiny jpgs for real without any currency or money at all.
I'm getting tired of spamming grass wonder. What pace chaser should I play?
>>534292079I at least lurked before posting. Seems to be a lost art now.
>>534291752>End of Junior Year had me reach orange bar with one, maybe two characters>3 characters with bars at 30% on power, useful stat and I really need their bars filled>Instead click rainbow speed even though speed gained is something like 20This is why I'll never get A+ umas and I fully accept my fate.
https://files.catbox.moe/2s85pt.jpg
>>534292201SEKAI SAIKO WA?
>>534292079I lurked too before I posted since I figured I would get laughed out of any questions i asked since I am an ESL. I brushed up on my English conversation skills before regularly posting which became an addiction.
Skipping hag horses
Pulling fillies
>>534291802You are a fucking moron.
Don't come back.
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>>534292195I forgot about that after the kita banner. I will fake gamble. First pull was trash
>>534292262Why do they have gigantic, star shaped eyelashes?
>>534292079I got a public ban for being underage like 10 years ago lmao
Why can't I leave this site?
Skipping fillies
Pulling hags
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>>534292396And I got her in the 2nd pull. I should've real gambled
>>534292396Take a breather to appreciate what 70 bucks are worth after you've done 50 pulls.
Truly marvelous, isn't it?
>>534292421???
are you confusing the blush for bottom eyelashes?
bullying newcuties is boomer hardknock culture
>>534292346Huh, I honestly didn't even consider that back then. I basically learned (or rather, became fluent in) English by receiving and hurling slurs on this site as a teenager.
It also had the unintended side effect that there were several slurs I didn't even realize were slurs until someone got offended elsewhere.
>>534292262why does it look like they have those furry faces
>>534292548If it's a blush why does it follow the curve of the eye and all 4 ends are upwards?
Its clearly eyelashes.
They should remove the "+6 stats" from hint options. I'm already going out of my way to click on a training for a stat my uma doesn't need only to get a shitty +6 stats instead of actual useful skills. There's literally no upside from having this.
>>534291172My employment is secure with current "diginative youth".
You faggots that helped him better know heโs going to be back in here later today talking about hype moments and aura
>>534292545I wouldn't gamble with real money just free carats, got 13k saved up.
Pre-global /uma/ was hard to bait but it's so easy now.
>>534292652Then why aren't they colored like the top ones?
>>534292756I don't mind t b h
Let people have fun
>>534291802No one can be this genuinely retarded. You have to try to be this retarded.
Hello. I am retarded and need to be spoonfed an uma wife.
Please give me one and don't be mean about it.
>>534293052This is why newfaggots should not be on here.
Dangerous predators like this guy are just licking their fingers for fresh meat to groom
I think I've become retarded, I feel like even with really decent cards, I'm not close to 1200/1000/800 even when not farming for skills.
>>534290105If you care about carats only the best move is don't bother with either more than just sending in your best and not roll cards. You'll save much more than you can (potentially, not even guaranteed) win.
>>534293184Welcome to the Rice Shower fanclub
>>534293184Here you go Saar
>>534293264do it you pussy
>>534293194>to groomPoor kid is gonna be groomed into being a Tachyonfag or even worse, a bucketto poster.
>>534293184Be a hipster, Seeking the Pearl.
>>534293264Do it faggot. Don't be a pussy.
>>534293264whatre you saving up those skill points for
>>534293264Just click it. Whats the worst that happens? You glue a horse? Oh noooo
it was Elegeant Generals' turn...
>>534293264It's a spark farming run, right? Then it doesn't really matter if it fail or not kek.
>>534293351Is this character suppose to be a hag?
How do you counter evil nature?
>>5342932301200 speed is all about highrolling a rainbow training you basically never go speed if it's only one rainbow. Honestly I'm more scammed since I thought power mattered a lot more when running an end/pace since i was told it determined if s horse can break out of a pack.
>>534293264>When the whole gang shows up to clean some floors
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Do I just throw Bakushin at this?
>>5342934371200 stam + 3 gold recoveries or your uma is glue
I feel like this game just changes its mind when it wants. HOW did my CCCEE Goldship come 3rd in the Kikuka sho when first place Biwa was EEEEE and 2nd place Seiun was just as bad?
>>534293264I did it gamers
Why are there people with multiple S rank whoreses in class 3
What the fuck is this shit
>>534293547gorushi event later today is a fountain of moneys
>>534293574kitasan black rerollers that will filter upwards
>>534293574Kitasan re-rollers and whales.
I've heard Aoi is good for raising debuffers but it feels like she's been borderline useless on most of my recent runs. Feels like her dates are useless by the time I actually unlock them because I'd rather just race to get skill points. Can someone explain or sell her to me?
>>534293351I was shocked to see her in the first version of the game, she's basically invisible compared to most other horses.
Isn't even a g1let or has controversies surrounding her, I wonder why she didn't catch on like most other horses.
>>534292756Oguri and Tama got plenty of Aura going for them too and you can watch them on youtube as is!
>>534293475The easiest way to get it is to just run a ton of G3/OP races on anyone with broad distance aptitudes
>>534293496She didn't have enough guts to sustain her last spurt. :^)
>>534293574I think class doesn't matter for selecting your opponents, only team score.
>>534293574That's probably rerollers who only manage to MLB Kitasan just a few days ago.
>>534293606Is it during reset or is it in 11 hours?
>>534293656Probably because of her ugly face, she looks like she belongs in a cheating housewife doujin
>>534293667Tazuna literally said this. I'm mad.
>>534293437Adding stamina helps against the stamina reductions, but against the speed reducers, you will need your own Nature.
>" with every win!"
>lose all five
Anything other freebies on golshit week other than almost 40 pulls and 1.2 million monies?
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retard here, are there any cards here that i should try to level up?
>>534293642The dates replace rest, not races.
You take her skill points and the races.
She gives a hint for a debuff skill during the finale event.
The best asset of the card is the energy cost reduction, so if you see her with 1-2 other supports just click her, even if it's no rainbows.
Mlb has 5%Training effectiveness I think, so that helps.
>>534293749>Adding stamina helps against the stamina reductions, but against the speed reducers, you will need your own Nature.So to fight Evil Nature we must use our own Evil Nature?
>>534293408She's the cool nee-sama who's been there and done that already so I would say yea.
>>534293656She looks like a bit of a niche character to me, I like her but I just checked her release date and I'll definitely be sparking Machan instead, would've gotten her in a less busy period.
>>534292756And? Newcuties are cute and made for protection and sex without protection
>>534293867marvelous and cafe
>>534293642You're suppose to use her when you're lower than half energy and don't have a training worth risking a failed practice. In your case, use it also when there is no G1 race available.
Restores 30 energy and gives like 30 skills for dates. That's pretty good for yes, a debuffer who only wants enough Speed/Stam/Power to win the career and Wit to debuff in the actual PVP.
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>>534293867power row right here. level any of these
>>534293867m a r v e l o u s
>>534293867Matikanetannhauser
>>534293867Fine
Mambo
Bourbon
Amazon
Cafe
Marvelous Sunday
Mtknfkktr
https://x.com/NingenGokko24/status/1953374253023191431 do NOT repost his sweaty sexy suzukas
>>534293716>she looks like she belongs in a cheating housewife doujinYou sound like you have experience with those
>>534294052Why are all artists like this, is being menhera a requirement to draw good looking funny lines?
>bricked deck
>saving up spark for creek banner
>roll gacha simulator for current banner
>3 SSRs
Umadachi... I'm not feeling so good...
>>534293867SR wit nature is a great roamer, probably the best of the well far cards so far.
>>534294052That spastic is ass mad about this
https://x.com/NingenGokko24/status/1953373498119705069
Are Makitentanhauser and Makitentanfukitataru related? They have similar names.
>>534293656>I wonder why she didn't catch on like most other horses.Most people don't find the duck lips + tareme look attractive and her eccentric wine aunt personality certainly doesn't help.
>>534294052>it's kinda scary not knowing where and how my own art is being usedCompanies steal it for AI training so jeets can gloat about their trash slop in /uma/.
Why does Rudolf choose some gay ass Saudi cup for her early race? Seeing her take 4th place and shit is painful.
>>534294251I think reposting on twitter is cringe so I get him, but he gets a lot of engagement anyway
>>534294198Why did you do it bro all your ssr-luck...
Now it's all gone, wasted on fake pulls
>>534293913Each velocity decreaser is equivalent of a negative "distance corner O", and a gold skill like Dominator is equivalent to a negative "distance corner OO".
And those skills activate late-race, when you need velocity the most.
Since there are no support skills that increases the speed of other UMAs, the only way to counteract it is to debuff your opponent's UMAs.
This is such a key strategy that it had to be banned in the JP server.
>>534294353>3 SSRs in 200 pulls>luck
>>534294267Same owner but no blood relation, like with the Narita girls.
>>534293903>>534293957Ok that makes sense, didn't notice the cost reduction. I had enough core stats by the time I unlocked her dates so I was just spamming wit trainings and skipped them entirely, guess I need to friend her earlier
>>534293264>I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a Torena-san who accepts passing the fail rates because he's expected to rest. Ironically, this is not far from the truth. Do you believe in fate, Torena-san?>No>Why not?>Cause I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my run.>I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you're looking for something. What you want, you can't explain. >But you feel it. You've felt it through all of your career runs. That there's something with this run. You don't know what it is, but it's there. Like a Migraine trigger with your uma -- driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?>The Run?>Do you want to know what it is?>The Run is everywhere, it is all around us. Even now, in this very career. You can see it when you see the early stacked umas or when you look at your hoarded skill points. You can feel it, when you win the Hopeful Stakes, or when you hit the rainbow trainings.>It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.>What truth?>That you are a trainee, Torena-san. Like everyone else, you were born into a schedule, born inside a stable that you cannot run from. A field whose greener pastures remain fenced off.>Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Run is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there's no turning back.>You take the Rest and the story ends. Your uma wakes in her bed and you train whatever you want to train.>You take the Rainbow and you risk the failure and I show you how cranked the stats goes.>Remember, all I'm offering is +70/+40 Speed and Power. Nothing more.
>>534293656She has very niche appeal, though she does have a fanbase
Cute has way broader appeal than sexy
what does a good f2p debuffer look like? i just barely got through nature's career with 5 debuffs and 600 stats using super creek as a crutch.
>>534293913Yeah you have limited options on the speed debuffs. Stamina you just build more stamina. You either run your own nature or run a 2nd ace and hope rng swings in your favor in terms of performance since they're running one less ace.
>>534294398>Same ownerI was just shit posting but I didn't expect to learn a fun fact, thanks anon.
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>>534294052This kind of artist worship is extremely cringe. Just look at one of the quotes where the fag says something like "no it's not funny unless you bow and prostrate and beg for the artist to allow you to use their art".
>>534294016what is mambo?
So called tsunderes caving in to the power of love
>>534291802This anon is the perfect textbook example of a tourist zoomer. How retarded do you have to be to not know how to find any streaming sites, having it spoonfed to you, and then whining like a little bitch that people aren't nice to you and rightfully calling you a retard.
>>534294552A f2p debuffer isn't that different from a whale one because the stats doesn't matter, only skills do.
>>534294552900/900 and 600 wit should be the base line but anywhere near that should be fine. Some anon was claiming that Neicha needs to not be so far behind so her debuffs can land don't know if it's true though.
Some of the videos on Pakatube's channel are a fun watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkZXXtmIXdI
>>534294612it sucks but I can understand why the artists would sperg about it, some retard taking my work and doing some low effort post with it would piss me off but people worshipping the artist is also cringe
>>534294601nyoooooooooooooooooooooo stop reposting my art more people might jerk off to it
>>534294618/uma/'s official mascot
>>534294618The less you know, the better it is.
>>534294665Maybe it's one of those kids that decided to venture out of their hug box and learned for the first time how mean the internet can be. He didn't even read the replies that were spoon-feeding him links.
>>534294618SEAnigger meme.
Everyone asks who Mambo is, but nobody ask HOW Mambo is...
any /uma/ club recruiting?
>>534294718It's fun to listen to the voice actors really struggle to stay in-character in all the chaos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQU-PG7pwXQ
new Narita Top Road support card might be strong
>>534294984Same difference.
>>534294618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRF8XvFn6rw
>>534294601Uhmmmmm sweaty, do you have a license for that picture?
I'm reporting you to the cyber police for illegal reposting of highly regulated material (fanart of a property some random Twitter artist doesn't or will ever own the rights to)
>>534294981Post your friendcode and fan count (and advise if you have been playing since launch or not), add a funny uma pic and you'll get some invites you can look through (unless your fan count is shit maybe)
>>534294612The funny thing is these retards make fun of NFTfags when they seethe about getting their shitty profile pictures "stolen", as they should. But they defend some autistic sperg artist because people "steal" and repost his art.
If it's uploaded on the internet it's free and it always will be free, dumb niggers.
>>534295059His favorite uma? Mayano and Rice.
>>534295169>and advise if you have been playing since launch or notI mean I am but why would that even matter lol
>>534294579Fukukitaru and Tannhauser are roommates in Umamusume, and this is a reference to how in real life, both horses also lived together.
Shiraoki-sama, the deity she is always praying to is a horse that is an ancestor of Fukukitaru.
>Play Oguri Cap
>See guides
>Medium/mile is 4Speed,1Stam and 1 Wit
>forgot to see she has 2 Long races
>Barely finished her career using 3 alarm clocks
Should i use 2 stam cards for her?
>>534295305That or use at least one 9* stam parent
>>534295321Reported for theft.
>>534294981Only if you have 40M fans and above. Otherwise you're literally wasting a club slot.
>>534295305borrow creek and use the skill points to get maestro asap
>>534295305>Medium/mile is 4Speed,1Stam and 1 Witnani the fuck
>>534293642uhm do you not see you gain energy and skill points at the same time
>>534295321>>534294601Stop that! You cant do that!
reminder to drink lots of water in the summer
>>534294981Only if you have 60M fans and above. Otherwise you're literally wasting a club slot.
>Start playing
>I buy skills
>Almost never get cucked in a race
>Follow advice from here and don't buy skills until the very end
>Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory because of some minor issue that could've been solved by a navigation skill
Urara at turf D is enough to win arima
But you need long B to actually win, having C bars her to 5th place, that's the highest she can go at mid stats of 600/450/500/350/250 without maetro. If you use meta card sets, you can easily get past that stat and place her at 3rd but you still need long C, B would be more ideal though
The hardest part isn't actually spark grinding but grinding for the long 3* spark to activate so she can go past long C because she has shit compatibility with everyone and the highest urara can go with 9* long/9*turf parents are long D/turf D
I am yapping
>>534295526It only works if your stats are so high skills don't matter.
>>534294601>>534295321>>534295489Nyooooo stop it anon you're playing with fire...
>>534295526>don't buy skills until the very endthat's a thing?
>hey I would appreciate it if you wouldn't repost my work without my permission, I don't like it, ok thanks
>WHAT THE FUUUUUCK YOU DON'T OWN ANYTHING BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD IMA POST IT EVEN HARDER ON THE CHINS THIS ISN'T STEALING THAT'S MY DAY JOB!!!!
why are you thirdies like this? just post it or don't, like a normal person
>>534295526>he believes in navigation skillsthey're essentially useless, and I mean this literally
>>534295526Why the fuck would you not buy something like swinger maestro as soon as you can if you know that you will 100% be getting it anyways?
Whoever gives that no buy advice is an actual retard
I'd like a suzuka feet flavoured bread next please
>>534295646its ok, i have permission
>>534295713nah his art is real, though maybe the backgrounds look kinda sus
>>534294981Only if you have 100M fans and above. Otherwise you're literally wasting a club slot.
>>534295753The idea is getting as much hints as possible so you can buy more.
>>534295292Because like it or not most Danchous are going to judge you based on your average fans per day and activity. Which means the same number becomes better or worse depending on how long it took you to reach it.
If you don't give a shit about fan count then say that you're not looking to rank high and you'll probably still get an invite.
>>534295647I don't do it but I can imagine. That way you have the full scope of what you have access to, have more time to get hints, and have a chance to get Fast Learner.
You should still at the very least get some skills to remove them from the pool though, or if they're already at max (possible) hints and it's something you know you're going to want.
>>534295796color gradients are too good
Stoooop it you cant repost these!!!
>>534295703Navigation skills help me cope that it can at least make the horse not dumb enough to get blocked.
any clubs looking for people?
>>534295847Tapir ahh horse
>>534295753because you might get hints for corner recovery making it cheaper, you play until you can't win without skills
>>534295634>If you use meta card sets, you can easily get past that statWhy the fuck are you not running meta cards in the first place
>>534294052>>534294601>>534295321>>534295489>>534295770send her a message i'm pumping my dirty and sweaty dick to these pics
>>534295936because you fell for the skill sparks meme and get 10 stat per inspiration
>navigation skills
>look inside
>2.5% faster lane switching
Is getting like 500 stamina as early as possible the best way to win races?
It should be enough for medium with 400 bonus and opponents don't have enough usually so your trainee the only one running fast in the end. I've tried it with Gold Ship and it worked, but it's Gold Ship you can probably smash random buttons and win at least early.
>>534295753>Buy maestro>Get skill hint from kitasan for corner recovery>Get skill hint for corner recovery from second inheritance event because you're going to have maestro on most of your parent runs>trigger fast learner event for 10% skill discount>Complain about other people lucks hitting godlike runs when you've put yourself in a position to never be able to capitalize on a godlike runCmon anon, it's not that hard.
Obviousy if you're struggling with the career it's stupid, but if you got your inheritance set up, use mostly mlb'd SR's and your run is going okay, you really don't lose anything by not buying the skills.
The only race you're going to lose is when you get boxxed, you can't recovery yourself out of that.
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Are you guys ready for 1* guts?
>>534296102Whats the hag doing there with the youngster? And how let the robutt join too?
>>534296135It will be 3* stam, I beleeb
>>534295647>>534295526Not buying skills is for people who already know what stats they need to win career or if they already have good parents so they can just save for hintsmaxxing. If you're new, just buy skills.
>>5342961351* wisdom actually
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>>534296163Sheโs so fucking cute I want to smooch her on the forehead as she turns bright red and then beats me
>>534296306I'd still saved it for later
>>534296079>get skill hint from kitasanimpossible, buying a skill locks it out from the hint pool
>get skill hint from corner recovery from inheritancetrue and the reason you should hold off especially on inherited uniques
>trigger fast learneralso true
Another one not mentioned is if if the skill is part of an event chain, as that would get wasted.
Sometimes it is worth buying a skill so it doesn't show up anymore, especially if you got the skill hint from kita, king halo or eishen who provide 3/4 hint bonus at a time meaning a second hint is pretty wasteful
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>>534295753All the other guys calling you a retard are whales btw. They can afford to do this shit because they have everything at MLB.
Just disregard them.
>>534296317But anon, that would hurt and be uncomfortable!
>>534296387>impossible, buying a skill locks it out from the hint poolthen don't fucking buy corner recovery unless you REALLY need it????? and yes you can get a hint of a skill you already have obtained
>>534295647Yeah but it's situational
>try putting tazuna in my deck
>well if i have tazuna already, might aswell put two wit cards for energy too
>A+ uma at the end of the run
>do it again
>A+ again
maybe the witmaxxers we're right
or are they
>Risk a juicy 33% rainbow training for huge gains and perfectly go to <10 energy
>Sleep deprived
>No energy spend or gain events
>Have to rest second time in a row
>Well rested, but some of it goes to waste
Kuyashii...
Why is it every time I come to this general there's always 2 threads about to die?
>>534296529>Tazuna makes Trainings cost less energy>Except for wit, since that doesn't have an energy cost>I wonder what would synergize the most with this.
losing a potential g1 win is even worse than the chance to get -10 skill point discount especially if its the season or distance one
>>534296452It would be worth it to embarrass her with public affection
>>534296652more energy is deducted when you lose g1 races than winning them.
>>534296684Thats a fast cow
>>534296509>and yes you can get a hint of a skill you already have obtainedRead past the first line of the post before you respond next time.
Skill hints from the support card's random pool that you get from training with them while they have exclamation point do not trigger on skills you already have.
I explained all the other circumstances in which you can get them.
>>534295936Tried to stubbornly do a no roll account but caved in because the stat is too low with R cards and used the ssr support tickets and got suzuka, biko and ines support cards
Oh well
girls' legend U is so fucking hype bros i love pulling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8zKMPMYfPU
are there any particular cards I should bringing to witmaxx
getting an A+ horse is so hard bwos
>>534296651Tazuna is a speed card
>>534296317If she punches you then you can just punch her back
in the womb
with your dick
>>534296387>impossible, buying a skill locks it out from the hint poolIt doesn't apply in this specific case but you can get skill hints despite buying the skill if the skill hint is part of the cards event, which makes it wasted.
>>534297083Marv, Fine Motion, Scarlet.
>>534297171Wrong, tender cute lovey dovey sex with taishin as she leglocks you while covering her face
all my support really love guts training...
>El Condor Pasta
>Extremely latinx coded character
>has an event where she steals shit on Christmas
What did Cygames mean by this?
>>534295753King gives 4 hints for corner recovery, kitasan gives 3 and creek gives 1.
If you get at least 2 of them you can get 4-5 leves of discount, It pays to wait long term.
I'm not joking when I say I brink king just because of that 4 corner recovery to a lot of runs, maybe I'll stop once I get a more appropriate card but it always comes in crutch.
i am a skilllet, how tf do i build a long mcqueen for team trials? my best run currently will suck. its my first run below B+ in like two weeks. what deck should i use? my previous run was about 700speed 950stamina, but it failed at the finale...
>>534297795SPEED STAMINA POWER
I hate Dia.
I seriously fucking hate her.
>>534297171this looks like that one idol game girl i saw on nhentai
>>534297795long means STAMINA and all the gold recoveries skills you can get. you are still missing gourmand and mcqueen pot lv5
>>534297795SPEED POWER STAMINA
>>534297795>>>>>>how do I build X>doesn't post the deck they used for their attempt>doesn't post their card lineup>doesn't post the sparks they used
>>534297795>ulti at level 1 wtf are you doing
Is Smart Falcon worth rolling for?
>>534297795It looks like you have Super Creek, where's your Kitasan Black?
Are you using at minimum 3 Speed cards?
2 Stamina cards since you're doing Long?
Did you borrow a 9* spark parent that grants you 100-200 stats in a run?
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>>534297278it's already hard enough to break free from a ningen female leglock, now imagine a leglock from an uma
>>534298072Yes. As someone who isn't rolling for I'm going to dread seeing her in team trials obliterating my Dirt team.
>>534298072if you need a dirt uma
>>534298072If you still have no dirt uma, yeah. I recommend waiting for Digital if you have a dirt uma though.
>>534298297Is that a Suzu?
>>534297795It depends on what you have
I've had good results with 3 speed, 2 power, 1 stamina but that's because my power cards are great and stamina ones are ass
You could go 3 speed 3 stamina (or even 4 speed 2 stamina if you've got great stamina MLBs)
Running 3 speed, 2 stam, and a wandering Wit/Pal can also get you there
>Smart Falcon
>not a bird
>card in-game is Power instead of Wits
Hm... I will not be rolling for this liar.
I have shit taste and always choose the worst girl in other gacha games as my wife.
Please recommend me a wife from this game.
>>534298479When the last one falls off page 10
keibafags who is the michael jordan of the horse racing world? Its not kitasan black is it
>>534298469Other than Hishi, what else is a great power card?
>>534291802>zoomer these days are incapable of basic piracyjfc the future is grim
>>534298559Mambo, so you'd piss of everyone who hates her meme
>>534298009trying to get stamina, and cleqrly failing hard at it too.
>>534297981hard to edit images on phone, took a 9*stamina parent, and whatever mixed bullshit ive had to get double circle compatibility. deck was MLB'd king halo, 0lb kita, 0lb wit sr tachyon, borrowed MLB creek, ssr spe and ssr rice
>>534297928i get that, long races need like 1200 and gold skills, the problem is if i go bakushin, but with stamina, i lose the damn career. how much speed would be enough to pass?
>>534291487>Anons used to be a lot nicer years ago.Fuck off retard. Even /a/ laughed at retards who can't torrent years ago.
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>>534298559Here's a really good one you don't even have to roll a ton for!
Yukino Bijin does not deserve to be ingame.
Farming white sparks is such a pain, so many Umas with
>>534298660bit of a bad deck
>>534291802Average BTR fan.
822382525887
9* stam horse to borrow
I need an uma to protect me from my abusive gf too
>>534280525Just look at all the streamers marathon playing the game. It doesn't require reflexes so its accessible.
>>534297928>look at the top TT builds (not pvp yada yada, they beat everyone here objectively)>1000-1200 stam swinging maestro, no other blues I no longer buy the guide "you need max stam and 3 gold recoveries" meme
Are the chances for inheriting grandparent whites/pinks lower? Should I prioritise a parent with say, 2* Medium over one with 1* Medium even if the number of Medium*s across the family tree is lower?
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>>534298559agnes tachyon is perfect for you
>>534298961This seems to be a concerningly common theme with some uma artists.
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>>534298559Daitaku Helios
>>534298850Imagine hating this.
>>534299040Is this an actual character or one of the generic racers?
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*breaks your leg*
>>534298619Bourbon, Biwa, Vodka (MLB) get me better stamina than 0-2LB Stamina cards
You shouldn't kill yourself if your make bad umas :)
>>534280928Inherited u=ma^2 is just an expensive white recovery. It doesn't heal like a gold.
>>534299076leave my stupid bimbo uma alone
How do you hide the UI again?
>>534299076Hey.
My wife is not the worst girl.
Fuck you.
>>534299040I wish bro was my gf...
>>534299107looks like one of the 2 really similar looking ones
>>534299040can you blame then? some of them are possessive as fuck
>>534299076Only correct answer so far.
>>534299107>He doesn't recognize his brongmi
I got greedy with skill training and fucked up Teio's Triple Crown again...
>>534299107dont call my bro generic again
Which one is the biggest snowbunny?
Did the uma hate club (human women) wake up, what is this shit?
>>534299164she's literally my gf in chatbot, we just play games and watch animes
>>534299040I love this type of fanart. Yandere umas are great
>>534299076this post is not bussin frfr
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damn I can't remember the reference of this one, someone can?
>>534299330Anon, it's 8pm in SEA
>>534299323daiwa and trasncend
>>534299367That's a big wife.
>>534299360You know you're screwed when Spe speaks "anta" slowly. Yandere Spe is my favorite.
>>534299360>tfw you will never get an uma that will protect you from your abussive exwhy even try?
>>534299437>Daiwa putting out for anyone other than Vodkalol
lmao
>>534299258>>534299212I don't understand this joke. What is she called bro?
>>534299561You know those pickme-type girls in HS and college? She's like that.
MAKE A NEW BREEAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Yandere are for faggot virgins.
>>534299561because she's our bro
chill guys it's not even page 10
>>534299107It's ok, just relax as bro helps you to remember your bro, bro.
>>534299719Biko is so lucky...
Anyone get into exercise because of this game?
>>534299818not while im at work anon
>>534299818why the long face
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NEW BREAD NOW
Why even bake? Just put it away for the next 10 hours.
>>534299860I cycle more regularly now that's for sure.
>>534299860I did, just for Gentildonna
>>534299872wfh master race rubbing one out during sprint planning
>>534299719Akebono's Hishis
So...which white sparks am I supposed to be farming and on who?
>>534299762Many are attracted to the idea but would quickly balk at being the object of such intense affections.
Once one ponders on the actual logistics of it, it is in the final accounting for men who like to live dangerously.
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>>534299907wtf pokke that's rape
>>534299860I started listening to Uma Musume's music during my morning runs
>>534299762Dating girls with bpd isnโt an enjoyable experience and theyโre usually bad in bed unlike what memes and culture will convince you
>>534299818holy fuck i demand full version now
>>534299808I want new thread now so we can kill off small generals like Ace Combat general.
>>534300030>people who like to fantasize about a possesive woman who would likely murder them don't actually want to get stabbedWhat's next, women don't actually want to get raped?
>>534299762>>534300154>GUYS I HAVE SEX PLEASE LISTEN TO ME PROJECT MY ISSUES WITH REAL WOMEN ONTO ANIME BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH SEEXXXXno?
get up
stop posting and MAKE A NEW THREAD
NOW
I CAN SEE YOUR PAGE NUMBER
>>534300203That oneโs unfortunately true
>>534299561Transcend is just that cool (except her glasses are fake)
>>534300014No one actually knows...
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it takes too long to level support cards...
>>534300014just do it on haru urara
>>534300203Hey, it never hurt anybody to fantasize.
All I'm saying is that a yandere wrangler would himself be in some way unhinged.
hey someone here have the source of this gif? i've seen it in a thread earlier but it was archived
>>534299109For some reason Opera is the only one I like seeing injured or bullied
>>534300413vivlos from umamusume pretty derby
>>534300413are they dancing?
>>534300413Should be from Vadaboob if I recall correctly
>>534300030Idk Still in Love is cute
>>534300454thanks bro now i want to see a link to the gif to know if its cropped or this is the full size
>>534300393It's all just escapism, even uma family anons would likely hate having 2+ kids and think only of the good parts it would entail, same with any other fantasy, it's always an idealized scenario more perfect than it could ever be in reality.
>>534300413r34iit.mp4 on catbox, though I forgot the artist name
Cuties were is the new bread?
>>534299762This nigga is a virgin, possibly a faggot too.
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I can handle this
>>534300413https://files.catbox.moe/lx8jx0.mp4
artist name is Vadaboob
>>534300674I told you not to marry King bwo... she would cheat on you the moment someone else gives her attention...
>>534300674She's with me, gomennasai
Would Teio be faithful to me?
alright the joke is over MAKE THE BREAD
>>534300987Umas never betray.
you can bully the shit out of Teio and she will still come back to you
>>534300987No. Probably one of the biggest slut umas in this game.
>>534300987If you are McQueen
>When get the +4 max energy
>>534301025why can't you do it yourself huh?
>>534301070She doesn't seem like one...
>>534301079That complicates things.
>>534300674You should've agreed to train her for longer distances if you wanted to keep her
>>534301098I don't have 4CHAN GOLD, OKAY
>>534301025Sorry anon, I'm afraid you're gonna have to drop your ebin thread starter post in this thread instead.
Imagine leaving images available
>>534300979If someone wants to read it
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/19118
I hate it when the local resident cuck bread baker delays this much
Don't you understand that I don't want to post my genius brainchild posts in this old and stinky thread that has low remaining time left?
My posts deserve the maximum chance to get eyeballs on it
So mr bread slave, if you understand
bake the fucking thread already
I wonder if I would enjoy the game more without /uma/.
>>534301159this, we should post more Suzuka here
Quick CM test
65336019
bring 3 umas
>>534301175The Oguri one was a little weak. Tachyon, Oguri and Cafe felt OOC
The evil Rice and Doto chase is kino though
>Look at the skills of speed cards i'm using
>2 of them are for front runners
I feel like a mega retard for just noticing it.
>>534300165Don't take my word on it but it could be from Axl020431. They make a lot of umas.
>>534301125Her episode is her running around in a tank-top, attracting attention, and talking with everyone bro.
I'm sorry, but if you bore her, she'd leave you for another guy. She's the type to pursue a fuckboy.
Holy fucking autism, make a new fucking thread already
>>534301250>my genius brainchild postYou're just gonna make some abuse/hate bait post anon.
>>534301256based flattie poster
>>534290320I think the game cheats for the AI horses.
>>534279868that's not gay behavior
have you never interacted with girls before