>>534203724
>>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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>
>>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
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>
>>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
>https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
>https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>
>>/mjg/ booru:
>https://mjgbooru.com/
>
>>sanma tourney
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>>registration
>https://forms.gle/GMjfpX5qUiyJdp9n9
>>sheet
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing
>
>>league questionnaire
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY

Something's wrong I can feel it.

>>534297858 (OP)
>>

yuzubros...

>>534297858 (OP)
>Yuzu thread is a misformatted mess
As expected.

___ ____ ______ _____

>>534298264

Dont let Yuzu make a thread ever again

>>534298318

>>534298264
J

Sanma is such dogshit

TRANSFORMERS: The Movie 1986 (4K) | FULL MOVIE

>>534298768
>lose a single game of bronze sanma tonpuu
>>Sanma is such dogshit
You don't even know what pain feels like.

>>534299106
based, cynthia never watches slop

>>534299273
try jade room sweatie

heeeeere pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy heere pspsspspspspsps

>>534299386
sweetie, no one on /mjg/ plays sanma jade

I havent played a single round of sanma in my life and dont plan to

>mahjong
>look inside
>pedo coded anime girls

>>534299606
gb2xitter

>Dark Gathering
Don't haunt me. Yamero...

>>534299681
Steve would never be afraid

>>534299504
You do know we have a tourney tomorrow?

https://youtu.be/PvbZ4hHzJA0?si=RrO8gBZgT6224EWU

>>534299606
Stay here friend

>>534299681
*SLUUUUURRRRPPPP*

>>534299725
and I shant be joining

I just don't care about sanma. Sorry sanmakeks

Cynthia
Jesus died for our Cyn thi a

WTF

>>534299980
i don't get it

AHAHHAHAH the absolute fucking state

>>534300059
>see your toimen pull his phone out and photograph his own hand after calling double riichi
I'd kms if I dealt in after that

>>534301030
I'd be smug as fuck after he is forced to tsumo with 6p

>>534300059
That's just a doubrii? I guess it's mayo yakisoba time?

>>534301251
iitsu pinfu on 9p, haneman tsumo or 5200 tsumo on 6p, mangan on either for ron

>names

Ronald Richie Hanneman

Wow, this direct was dogshit.

>>534302415
Did they not show HK? I thought they said they will.

>>534302415
UFO 50 is a good game

Announce the new collab already

Hey I signed up, update the sheet.

>>534302619
I'm not even hoping for HK, just anything new that's cool. If they did show HK, it must've been on a subliminal level.

>HK
Honkey kong?

>>534299106
they killed optimus

Ur mum lol

Well, that happened.
He's right behind me isn't he?
*gulp* Yep.

>>534302738
Google updates the sanma sheet for me.

<PagatUltimo> skeb in progress (not mahjong) (sex with evil onee-san) https://litter.catbox.moe/lztytw94x5o2rtjl.png
<Plein> big mahjongers

>>534305242
IRC so dead that's the best you could find?

>534305242
why was it necessary to repost this?

>>534305309
I don't care about burger politics.

>names

>>534305394
Newfig thinks everyone in the thread doesn't already lurk the IRC log

>>534305470
>lurk the log
What a loser if you want to join the IRC keks then use the IRC you retard.

>>534305591
Nah
Nothing that goes on there is worth my time, it's just to stay in the loop

>>534305591
Why would I willingly give up my identity to post on the IRC, and have my shitposts traced back to me?

>>534305714
>nothing that goes on there is worth my time
>just to stay in the loop
That doesn't make any sense.

>>534305756
Your fucking IP is tracked if you check the logs you retard using a bouncer is more anonymous than that.

>>534305758
>s4
FOLD 2m

>IRC circlejerk trying to groom anons into becoming IRCfags

>>534305758
2m

Aru HATE

>>534305758
6m we're coping with chiitoi iishanten here

>>534299504

>>534305758
5m -> chun dama if you draw tenpai direct from shimo is enough for 1st

>>534305975
>>534306056
>>534306085
>>534306253
Hard fold, no reason to do anything risky.
Surprisingly, MAKA folds here (with 2m).
The crab is the only one pushing chun (and supporting every single follow-up call from kamicha into discarding it).

>>534306085
sir do you realise you are second and toimen has reached

>>534306537
I mean you can tank a haneman direct here, so it's not terrible

>>534306537
the dora 3 iishanten greed...

>>534306617
toimen is not waiting on 6m with those discards, and look at the calls from the leftlord, the wait is as souzu as it gets, hence why discarding chun is a big no no, if you still want to win, you make it your chiitoi wait, but the crab disagrees with this way of thinking, I guess it's too late

>>534306537
sand at the bottom of hell ahh hand

>>534306041
>groom

>chombo nomi

>Shitty

>>534307382
Did they adapt the tenhou chuuren potou chapter yet?

now i remember why silver always tonpuu incase someone play slow as fuck
god this retard take 2-3 second every discard

>>534307596
no

I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3472945/230f302c89/

>>534307908
What a porn!

Koko Sanmaballs
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>>534300059
>white >>>>people

>>534308342
Sharted

>>534307908
I don't think I've ever liked anything you've posted

miyu rerun doko

>>534308698
Sexo

>>534308873
>>534308698
heeyyyy

How does miyu manage to be the sexiest cup by far so effortlessly?

FUCKING FATENIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>534309359
Kuro is sexier by being brown alone, maybe Miyu with a tan would be able to fight her.

>>534309464
>Kuro is sexier by being brown
N

>>534309669
You're not a real racist if you don't want to fuck a brown woman, simple as.

Haters said I couldn't do it.
And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters

I bet you want to fuck spiders.

>>534309464
Kuro is trying too hard. Miyu has a natural rapebait aura

>>534309980
I have a consent fetish...

>>534309980
this image always frightened me as a child

>>534308342
gg, Thats enough for me for now

>>534308698
that's a child

riichi nomi?

>>534310441
I wait one turn and draw the sanshoku pinfu improvement
theoretically at least. I don't ever actually draw it

>>534310441
Aru isn't a retard here for once, I'd wait for the ssk at least until turn 10.

>>534310397

>>534310441
no yaku dama for the upgrade is probably correct, but I would just refuse tenpai and cut 9m

>>534310397
a very sexy child

>>534310441
riichi. i don't think the improvement is coming

Are chinese children good at mahjong?

>>534311309
Why is Yuzu under the water?

>>534311309
That's yuzu

>>534308342
GG, thanks for the game, those were some bullshit hands.

what woulde ye do?

>>534310631
>>534310817
>>534310964
>>534311283
I-it was digital okay?! the next draw is 8m
I didn't really like the chances of improvement here even with the sanshoku - toimen's hand looked interesting but thought I'd just cut him off at least
I did hesitate a bit since it was nomi, but 8m was close enough to the edge to make me riichi here. Probably wouldn't riichi a 3 or a 7 wait.

>>534311450

Let's all beat up Anju!

>>534311450
>>534311508
How dare you?! That's a snake, not a raccoon

>>534312039
Ranked already does that for her.

>>534311840
turn on training wheels

yuzo-1.gif

>>534311840
5m

FUCK HANNERS

>>534311840
Just 9s I think, try to find a dama tanyao

>>534311840
riichi nomi no waiting
get urasan of skill

>>534312039
An jew?

This general is cooked fr

>>534311840
9s, no reason to take a shitty riichi with these scores

>>534312198
>>534312236
>>534312284
>>534312325
>>534312462
I'm improooving, drew 6m next turn for the best possible wait, but it didn't matter because toimen hlon'd shimo for haku dora

I wonder why was the thread quality and speed much better when all the shitposters were camping

>>534312814
Don't think too hard about it

Anju... "An" stands for "anal".

>>534312436

>>534313049
it's mAnju

i am stuck on the bus for 2 hours so you are forced to play with me
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The.Naked.Prey.1965 (Adventure).1080p.BRRip.x264-Classics

>>534311450
Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me. Here too much raining

>>534313236
started

blub blub blub. blub bluub blub blub.

blub blub blub blub

This shit is rigged I tell you

>>534313715
cute bunny

>>534313715
HON-

>>534313715
good thing you had 3 haku tiles

>>534313715
>Trusting >HON

Retarded bunny

>>534313715
Surely you went haku here

>>534313860
>>534313878
>>534313910

>still chased into dabu dabu riichi
based

>>534314201
Sometimes you have to omigoto your nanojas.

>>534314201
this is your brain on sanma

>>534314201
What the fuck is Aru thinking with that riichi?

>>534314446
shiny button must press

>>534314446
>Aru
>thinking

>>534314446
Free Sex!

>>534314446
thinking?

>>534314446
all her brains went to her boobs

Jade sanma is literal hell on earth
Reminder that both Asapin and the Crow deranked from it

>>534314748
skill issue

>>534314748
Luckshit meme mode

>>534314904
Cute feet.

>>534300059
eww look at all the fingerprints on that thing

>>534315242
you try not leaving fingerprints when your hands are covered in cum

Koito big win

>>534315858
koitus with koito

Koito HATE

Gehennoids are so cringe!

>>534316006
Cute steve

>>534316006
Korean steve...

HON-

>>534316006

>>534316006
AI is getting pretty good

>>534316112
AI would look better

>>534316006
Nice S'Teve

>>534316108
ling looking kinda cute

They picked such a cool birthday date for Steve, 08.08.2008

>>534316006
Just noticed that the spiky pattern and hearts under the chest resemble the ovaries.

>>534316860
>2008
Holy fuck I am too old

>>534316860
Pachi pachi pachi

>>534313236
thanks for the game

>>534316860
Steve is 7?!

>>534317160
prime

>>534317160
out of 10!

>>534317072
Sakura big worm

>>534313236
very fun ty for playing

>>534317395
I laughed.

>>534317072
the yellow blob behind her looks like a brap cloud

>>534317395
*worms

>>534313236
gg'ies

brutally murder all Fatefags :D

>>534317692
This but fartfags

fuck all spiders

spider girl jyanshi doko

>>534317743
>just farted 2 seconds before seeing this post

>>534317985
Happy Halloween, Maria!

>>534317985
Sex with DA noel

Is there a cure for Sara's horrible condition?

>>534318419
>>>/a/281270549

>>534318635
bwc

>>534203724
nice thread mjgkeks

My fellow mjgers. We must allow more /drag/chads into our general or we will go extinct

>>534308342
I kept getting cucked out of my big hands and everything else was 8 terminals haipais, great variance.
GGs

>>534308342
GG sanmachads

>>534308342
GGs

You pretty much HAVE to Kan everything in a koko right?

>>534319818
>drag
This is a AGP general, none of your homo shit here, thanks

>>534319983
Anti Girl Pride?

>>534319975
no that would be stupid

>>534319983
It's an sph general.

There's only 7 more hours until qualifiers begin for /mjg/'s First Basic Sanma Tourney!
Remember to signup while you still can!

>>534319975
I only kan when I have a yaku.

Sir it's an /a/c/u/h/fit/ck/jp/lit/int/mu/m/tg/vg/fa/x/sci/g/i/p/o/n/out/s4s/ general

>>534320205
>7 more hours
RiP Europe

I always kan

>>534320205
sugma balls

>>534320357
Hahi! May you forever keep your Mahjong Soul!

>>534320205
I dont think I will sing up

>>534320327
Don't worry eurochads, 9 days is plenty of time to get 8 games in.

>>534320205
smooching scathach

fuck Musas

>>534320102
>>534320221
next youre telling me you wont deal into a yakuman in a koko, how soulless can you be

>can't get lucky in yonma
>can't get lucky in sanma
>can't get lucky in asura
It's so over.
It's so fucking over.
I don't wanna play this game anymore.
One single luckshitting session is all I ask.

>>534320648
There's a difference between dealing into a Yakuman and kanning and putting yourself into no yaku? I do the former but not the latter unless I'm ahead.

WWYD and why

>>534320818
I push 3s because its funny

>>534320818
2m, I'm folding while I'm still ahead and Jane hasn't dropped a souzu.

>>534320818
2m seems relatively safe

>>534320818
6s and no I will not explain

>>534320818
>pushing against oyarii on S2
asking to be raped, "fold" with 2m, because I can discard the pair and 1s is too close to 3s

>>534320818
3s
Nothing else is particularly safe and it's a mangan good wait tenpai, even if you deal into a haneman it's not the complete end of the world

>names

>>534321120
3s seems like the most dangerous tile aside from 5s

>>534321095
a pon!

>>534320818
>2 Janes

>>534320505
But the first hour is the easiest...

>>534321120
As in nothing else in your hand can be read as being particularly safe unless you subscribe to the drop head for two turns of safety theory
Not a lot of suji have passed at this point so the chances of 3s dealing in are relatively low, and it is a mangan good wait tenpai

>>534321810
I got raped the last few times I queued early, so that can't be true.

Post the answer to the WWYD already with both Mortal's and Maka's take on the discard.

>>534321862
I'd rather not deal-in. Thank you. 6s

>>534320978
>>534320990
>>534321023
>>534321095
>>534321120
there are times where I play very wishy-washy which isn't very good, and this was one of those cases. Nothing looked particularly safe, so the 'correct' play is the dora push since it's a good wait mangan, and we have no genbutsu.
Now I didn't want to do that because dealing in with the dora into the oyariichi would make me feel very bad. But I also didn't want to fully give up on this hand, so I settled for a half-measure shit play of 'keeping half of my wait alive but if I deal into 45s it's maybe cheaper at least'.

Incidentally I did save 5800 points by doing this but I guess I could've saved another 5800 by going 2m instead. Or won 8000 points in cases where it doesn't deal in.

>>534321042
based

>>534321982
That's not a fold that's a half assed push
If you were folding you'd go for 2m

What was /mjg/'s favorite UFO 50 game? Mini and Max was absolute kino.

>>534321932
You mean graped

>>534320205
Wait, it starts during the middle of the night on a weekday? Wtf are you doing, TO?

Yuzu has to be the ultimate rapebait, almost like she was scientifically engineered just for that

>>534322462
This but Anju.

>>534322462
this but sheep

>>534322675
but sheep is the rapist

>>534322675
Welshbro...

>>534322450
Don't the Americans deserve an easy timeslot for once?

Being American is rough sometimes.

Star Trek - The next Generation - Season 4 Episode 21 - The Drumhead

>>534318635
MJB
medium joka bussy

>>534322771
shawn can consent

>>534323346
In the canon, sheep wants to rape Ein.

bakshintard, being a class rep is not a personality

>>534323840
kys nu-brony

I'm gonna shotgun myself into the mouth, this game hates me and only wants to watch me lose.

How does Aru sleep with those things on her back?

>>534323840
Go away bakushin, this thread is only for 2km or more racists.

>>534323905
someone needs to tell chris chan about mahjong souls

>>534324125
She's stupid because she can't get good quality sleep and when she does sleep the horns press against her spine, making her retarded.

>>534324125
they are choco bananas

>>534324134
can Curren Chan stay? I like her

>>534324694
NOOOO DON'T SHOVE HER INSIDE YOUR VAGINA!

I'm nyanbinary.

>>534323905
Red Hare uma musume when?

>>534324835
transmasc or transfem?
AMAB or AFAB?
PENIS OR VAGINA?

>>534324797
Stop right there you gooner and remove your post it's not the place nor the time!

Bravo eastcoastkeks

>>534324797
>>534325001
bnuykeks, not like this...

ummm moonkeks??

>>534325061
i'm in kivotos

Is it just me or did every post in the previous thread get deleted?

>>534326015
Stop noticing things

>>534326015
janny deleted the truth nuke about amerikeks

>>534320357
That's why you're about to loop again

>>534326015
why does that happen to /mjg/ so often

>>534325091
I wish that was me

>>534326224
50% of the posts are one guy

I am 100% of /mjg/ posts

I don't exist.

>>534327030
i peed a little

>>534327030

>>534327357
i don't get it

>>534327357
GameCube was the last good thing nint*ndo released

>>534327543
wrong, the DS was the last good thing they released

I ranked up and now I'm afraid to play. What if the other kids at the table are mean to me?

>>534327737
Welcome to silver room

>>534327737
just whip your dick out

>>534327737
>What if the other kids at the table are mean to me?
Report them for emote abuse.

>>534327692
The DS was gimmicky garbage , inferior in every way to the advance SP

>>>/v/717499675

>>534327737
You're supposed to be mean to them despite only being a M1 looper.

>>534321750
jane fucks old men for cocaine money

No wonder these threads have been insufferable lately

>>534325917
Who's she calling?

>>534328254
To be fair he didn't predict much of the things attributed to him and his book has been rewritten to make it look like he did.

>>534328616
her husband (me)

>>534327487
It implies character killed herself because she was trans

>>534328857
but hayasaka is alive at the end of the manga

>>534328920
In /mjg/ lore she's a tranny

>>534328656
>To be fair
*To be frank

>>534329079
>>534329062
Shut the fuck up

>>534324835

>>534329062
/mjg/ lore isn't canon.

>>534329275
It's canon everywhere that matters.

>>534329275
better than the dogshit official canonn

>>534329275
it should be, /mjg/ would've wrote a better ending that that hack akasaka for kaguya and oshi no ko

Why hasn't Jane made her way into /mjg/ lore?

>>534329245
People should unironically be imprisoned for posting stuff like this.

>>534329275
It is, now take your vitamins and go play with Ju

>>534329446
Her lore is being raped by criminals she pursues

>>534329275
don't you have youtube sloppa to watch?

>>534329446
She has? She's the stinky girl who hugs everyone!

>>534329431
What happens if we get her to -20k

I came.
https://drive.proton.me/urls/P9ZFG94DT4#pQOAuw22o7ct

>>534329438
Maybe stop reading the bottom of the barrel mangaslop that is known as rom*****com*****

>>534329773
If you're going to consume slop you should stick to the sloppiest of sloppa don't half ass it.

>>534329751
D-do I even want to click this?

Sprint No-Tips 18 players!
53204044

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>>534329964
Is there a romcom manga that isn't just "missunderstandlings lol"?

>>534330037

>>534329979
if it's not an exh link or a code you shouldn't make it part of your digital footprint

>>534330096
100 girlfriends

>horse game
Fuck off

>>534329979
I click everything I see and I'm still alive
It's just Gaza gore btw

Test.

>>534330096
Kanokari is not like that.

>you can't post non-mahjong in our mahjong general
>doesn't play mahjong anyway

>rental whore

>>534330037

Hugging all the Jane fans in this thread!

>>534330456
Anon, all whores are rental...

For me it's oreimo and golden time, the pinnacle of romcom genre

>>534330327
your ban expired, bravo

>>534330506
Why did they make hat so fucking sexy?

>>534330671
the peak of romcom is and will always be sukuran thoughbeit

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>>534330671
the only reason anyone remembers golden time is because of all the ghost banri posting when it was airing

>>534330750
Strange how the one free collab character was never surpassed. Must have been a passion project.

For me, it's Pretty Face

I forgot that the sanmer tourney is upon us.

sanma

I think all girls are stupid.
Mahjong.

>>534330914
I really like the 2nd opening, I always remember it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y10udweiDA

>>534331271
Not all girls are stupid, but all the cute girls are.

>>534329206
>TERFs on /mjg/
ugh

>>534331226
Imagine ripping her eyes straight out of their sockets and then beating her face against a wall.

>>534331290
You're not alone, I love that opening and the second ending too.

Bravo

>>534310196

>>534329438
How does it end?

>>534331334
Why is Jane so stupid then?

>le...pacificsaori!

Koko

>>534331551
DELETE THIS

In the back of an alley, in the bustling downtown of One Han City, a man is lying on top of a girl, thrusting his hips with single-minded determination.
The girl neither resists nor accepts him, but keeps her eyes tightly shut and her lips clenched, enduring the humiliating moment.

Occasionally, a moan escapes from her mouth - either from the inability to resist him, or from the pleasure.
After licking away the tears streaming down her cheeks, the man whispers into her ear:

"Jane-chan, it feels so good. The genius teenage detective is a genius when it comes to sex too, isn't she? Once this is over, I'll make my escape, so good luck catching me, Jane-chan.
But even if you catch me, that's okay, it means you were thinking about my penis, for the sake of the investigation."

"Ah, I'm cumming now!" he moans. "I know I shouldn't leave any evidence on the scene, but I'm definitely going to leave irrefutable genetic evidence in Jane's womb!"
Hearing those words, Jane yelps, trying to show her refusal, but the man doesn't miss the opportunity.

SPLOOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH

Trying to at least avert her gaze, the man grabbed her chin and kissed her. Her last line of defense she was desperately holding onto, now filled with the foul odor of the man who just ejaculated inside her.

Her entire body was defiled, as she finally lost consciousness.

>>534331551
c-cuties?!

[-]

>>534331765
Saori, you say?

WWYD and why?

>>534332240
5m, not much to think about it, poosh iitsu.

>>534332240
leechy on the dola tanky

>>534332240
9s, nobody drops dora in Jade+ rooms.

You don't wanna hurt me
But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware, I'm tearing you asunder
Oh there is thunder in our hearts~
Is there so much hate for the ones we love?
Oh tell me we both matter don't we?
You~
It's you and me~

>>534332240
9s
https://www.tiktok.com/@mahjong1_1/video/7097118002419666222?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7531712854618310199

doko

>>534332240
Pei

>>534332558

>>534332240
0m dama. tsumo is 3/40 for 1st, wait improvement may be a riichi for 4/20.

>>534332240
cut 9s

>>534332558
tell me you guys played this at summer camp

>>534332558
How is this even mahjong?

>le no one will never drop a terminal dora in jade for any reason
cowardly looperkeks, do you also dama chiitoi with a dora wait?

>>534333015
yes

>>534330815
GG Just realised that I hate sanma i'll be grinching this tourney

>>534333225
gg

>>534332558
I'm a Saint in Catching the Tortoise.
https://www.sloperama.com/mjfaq/mjfaq13e.html#tortoise

>>534333015
I did exactly that last time, and got 9600.
Try again, retard.

>>534332368
>>534332407
>>534332413
>>534332558
>>534332647
>>534332742
>>534332782
I went with 0m dama, reason being that with the pei ankou+tanki tsumo the hand is bumped up to 40 fu, which is enough to win the game outright. There are also improvements for the souzu shape, though the dropped 1s makes ittsu rather difficult.
Riichi on either one didn't feel very appealing to me, considering there's a high chance of a 4th place accident if someone chases/pushes regardless

>>534330037
6/18

>>534333506
riichi book 1 thinks you're a retard for that

>>534333668
why would i care what that cuck daina thinks?

>>534333802
because he's better than you and you gave up winning a dealer haneman for no good reason

>>534313435
was it good?

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/25520/pung
new kino just dropped

>>534332105
I love my wife claude code.

The wait is over, it's tim to take Yuzu back from /jong/

>>534334337
Yuzu and Shiroko belong to jong, sorry. There is nothing you can do.

There's nothing wrong with being a /jong/er

Yuzu belongs to Yostar thoughbeit

>>534334942
chinese can't own property
yuzu is a communal cum dump

Yuzu belongs to me.

jongtrash wasn't even capable of winning l league despite the massive luckshitting, they own nothing

My cats keep meowing but I don't know what they want

jong was a lot, but lucky?
kek

Are we still pretending we don't all post on /jong/ as well?

>>534330815
gg

I watch vtubers.
I'm not a jonger.

If you're a parent, you own children.

>>534330815
ggs, average sanma games

>>534335332
It was really funny how they lost to the afk hag by a few thousand points. Why didn't regular league have such a kino final?

>>534330815
gg, thanks for the quick games

>>534335446
lmao, the little bitch jongnigger pretending he didn't get a >100k match with a yakuman to boot. you are garbage

>>534335453
I don't even go outside /mjg/.

>jongseethe

>>534335397
cats go into heat this time of year
they want you to pound their cussy

>>534335934

>>534330037
5 minutes for the sprint

If only someone would post a WWYD so that people stop talking about cat sex

Total jong love

https://jiggie.fun/pzKOgz 500 pieces

>>534336318
WWYD?

bravo eurokeks

>>534336404

Good afternoon Koitos!

>>534337209
2s

>>534335683
New Saki anime when?

>>534337396
ritz died bro..

>>534337209
>7th turn
bakyou is needed for this, I would sakigiri 8p I guess

>"What prevented you from streaming/commentating this year?"
>Can't choose all of the options

>>534338024
Why don't you come commentate sanma with me tonight? Noone's gonna be watching anyway

>>>/a/281253444
mahjong

>>534337209
8p. Can ittsu upgrade.

>>534338514
I have never watched or consumed Rozen Maiden at all but I have lost gallons upon gallons to those BE doujins that one guy does.

>>534338024
>no option for severely autistic and pretending not to own a mic

>>"What prevented you from streaming/commentating this year?"
I don't have a mic.

>Fu Ji is ugly, punchable and the worst girl
>Sugigintou is ugly, punchable and the worst girl
It fits

>>534338736
Why did you have to post that exactly before my post?

>>534337291
>>534337510
>>534338642
This is a well known wwyd problem. If you discard one 8p and leave the other floating, and later draw 5m, 6m, 8m, 9m, 1s you'll end up having to discard the 2nd 8p, breaking your chance at ittsuu, so the correct discard is 2s.
And even without aiming for ittsuu, 2s is still the optimal discard.

>>534338995
Utterly outplayed, you severe autist

>>534338995
Why are you also pretending not to own a mic

For me it's the veteran commentators

>>534339114
But if I draw 5689m I'll still lose ittsu.

For me it was that attention whore league tourist burger.

I LIKE ANON'S VOICE
I DON'T WANT TO USE A SLOT IF THAT WOULD PREVENT ANON FROM COMMENTATING
OK?? NO HOMO

>>534339540
You are literally me

>>534339385
which one?

>>534339385
chink feng?

>woh juk nigger

>>534339385
based
nigga unloading his 23andme in the brit stream like a true amerikek

>>534340374
vod doko

Actually I'm 50% japanese and 50% dog

nobody cares what flavour of european you are

Uh... We HATE furries here!

100% Spider.

We love fat girls here, fur or no fur.

>>534341027

>>534340374
God that was the cringiest fucking thing. Let the British have their fun man, but nooo gotta invade gotta be heard. Fucking cringelord.

let's keep the commentary mahjong related next time

>>534341847
Sorry I'm hiding from ranked so I don't have any WWYDs.

>>534341847
Is occult commentary welcome or does it have to be digital?

>>534341212
Yes!

>>534336364
ni

>>534342150
Just say "oh nononono" once every minute and you'll fit right in

Tomorrow is Steve's birthday

>>534342430
kek there was one AUS commentary where our Prodigal Sar sounded like a lawnmower revving up with his ohnonono's. Ludo kino.

>>534342150
>implying digitialkeks are allowed to commentate

Birthday sex with Steve!

>>534342595
She is only 3/5 human.

>>534340758
why isn't femwanjirou an actual character...

>>534340758
bad dog

>>534342465
>>534342595
>born on vore day
A sad fate

>>534342465
We already celebrated
>>534316006

>>534342465
It's already the 8th in Japan, so today is her birthday.

>>534342787
steve is white thoughbeit

>>534342580
Watching digital players is way more fun than watching occultkeks fold at ghosts

>>534342056
This Stevemote is really really cute and makes me smile.

>>534342787
She's from the Northland, not a filthy yellow ape.

>>534343065
What is it supposed to convey?

>>534342871
White people can be born in Japan

>>534343046
just because you are blind, doesn't mean it isn't there

Sister becoming cuter every day.

>>534343190
Neither can asians to be fair

>>534343154
It conveys the emotions of shiroko-7 with a dash of akagishigeru-1.

>>534343209
>open everyones hand
>it isn't there

Second birthday!

I can't stand it anymore. Someone sell me a Hat account. Or give me one for free.

>>534343154
F-fine, you can have this dance!

William Afton and Henry Emily opened a restaurant around the early 70s, named Fredbear's Family Diner, which quickly evolved into a chain of restaurants known as "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza," started in 1983, under the company of Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. At some point, both of them left the company, with an unknown individual taking over as CEO.

William was secretly a serial killer, using mascot costumes to lure, abduct, and murder kids. His motives aren't known, though widely speculated to be him trying to achieve immortality through researching the paranormal, haunted metal (known as remnant), which he created through the murders.

His first target was Charlotte Emily, the daughter of Henry. She became the Marionette, a ghost who took care of and helped awaken the other lost souls.

In 1983, William's younger son also died in an incident, at the fault of his eldest — Michael. The younger son (name unknown, BV for short) 's fate is still unknown, though often speculated to be connected to either Golden Freddy (an enigmatic spirit taking the form of a yellow bear) or helping Charlie with saving other souls. "I will put you back together" was the last thing said to BV by a debatable party, most commonly believed to be either William, Charlie, or Golden Freddy.

In 1985, William killed 2 kids, and 3 others were later connected to that incident (The Missing Children Incident, or MCI). He was arrested but released due to a lack of evidence. 4 of these kids were Gabriel, Susie, Little Jeremy, and Fritz, going on to haunt Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, respectively, with Susie implied to have been the first to die. The 5th is commonly believed to be named Cassidy, becoming Golden Freddy, though some think it's someone else.

In 1987, William pretended to be a security guard at a new Pizzeria and killed 5 more kids (DCI for short), who went on to be the Toy animatronics. This caused the unimportant Bite of '87.

>>534344251
i can tell by the typographical style this was sloppa generated and i'm not even gonna try reading that

>>534344038
https://gametrade.jp/mahjongsoul/exhibits

what
i thought the tourney is like in 28 hours
i can't play today
anyone planning to queue tomorrow?

>>534344830
How long until the tourney?

>>534345137
it seems it's four hours, but i'm a retard who couldn't get it right, so ask someone else

So you're telling me you can count fu, but not timezones?

>>534345504
I'm telling you I can count neither.

How long do I still have.

I can't read or count

>0000 UTC
the timezone literally cannot be simpler than this

>>534345685
Where am I though???

00:00 UTC is 7:00PM for me

>>534345874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MdTXcuNIqo

>>534345683
If you can read this, reply with amekoromo-0

>>534345583
you have 5 left to live, make the best of your remaining time

>>534345874
You are on a huge spheroid rock flying through space at 30 km/s.

i forgor to sing up to the sanma tourney

Yagiyui definitely owns a vibrator

None of this would be an issue if we had a single global timezone.

A few hanchans?
Majsoul Friends Room 60518(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60518

5+10 with tips

room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr9jbNu0maU

>>534346282
Communicating using processed dinosaur paste to interface with rocks that we tricked into thinking?

>>534346479
I agree, let's use west coast burger time for it

>>534346489
2/4

Panda has a stupid face.

>>534347250
You won't say that after you see her swimsuit.

>>534346489
>>534347112
Still 2/4...

>>534347537
the swimsuit is going to have a mask?

>>534347652
Let me get to a save spot first

>>534346489
>>534347652
Started, thanks for joining

>>534347652
>started
Fuck you

Nobody came because nobody could get a boner at the sight of Fuji's gross hag body.

What happened to the old thread?

>>534347947
pedophile

>>534347947
Speak for yourself.

I came to Fuji's bond outfit

>>534348187
You now understand that whenever people call out samefags/schizos they aren't joking.

>>534348308
Her thighs are pretty great in that one but it's otherwise more of an ornate outfit rather than an erotic one, at least to me

>>534348362
all me

>my turn to win
>all my tiles are deadwalled

>>534348187
I'm still wondering that myself.

If you think about it, the sanma tourney is just another 4th place avoidance tourney.

>>534348438
It's the way she looks at you, I lost.

I don't think

>>534349031
silly anon you can't get 4th in sanma

>>534349158
Ah, it's quite nice.

>>534349031
sanma itself is a gimmick so it's actually a gimmick tourney

>>534349195
That means you aren't.

All my strategies only work on smart anons that actually know how to play.
Dumb anons and luckshitters just dash past my traps, tricks and schemes like nothing and rape me in the ass.

I like that she's blue in the bond outfit, that's all.

>>534333015
Dama chiitoi is the goldshitter standard.

When I was in Silver Room, every time I got hit by a dama chiitoi, it's some E3 looper. Every time I got hit by a dama chiitoi in Gold Room, it was some E3-M1 looper. At least in Jade, they know how to build pinfu.

>>534349302

>>534349235
All this time, I thought this was a completely different character.

>>534349302

>>534348187
Not quite sure. Doesn't seem to have anything that'd warrant a thread wipe. Maybe a janny mistake.

>aru isn't

>>534349469
My flow naturally forces me to end up with chiitoi on middle tiles, it's not my fault I'm cursed.

>>534349727
same
that's why i love playing on a toitsuba

If I was a luckshitter and good at mahjong I'd be celestial.

amaekoromo-0(14476).png

If I was a luckshitter and good at mahjong I'd be an adept 2 FOC.

amaekoromo-0(14477).png

amaekoromo-0(1488).png

The Murders in the Aru Morgue (1841)

>>534349469
Chiitoi is very bakyou dependent, dama makes sense in a lot of situations because the winrate difference is too big.

WHEN DO QUALIFIERS START???

>>534350642
3 hours from meow

Majsoul Friends Room 69217(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=69217

when are we getting a heaven's feel rerun or maybe we can collab with fate route?

>>534350701
NOOOOO I'LL BE CLOGGING A TOILER THEN

>>534350884
2/3

If you are having a bad streak, just never forget you'll never be this unlucky
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XRvofZrsvHo&t=543s&pp=2AGfBJACAQ%3D%3D

>>534350884
Started

>>534351018
Sorry, after Prillya and HF, next Fate collab will be Extra

>>534351689
Mahjsouls couldn't handle the sex

Interviewing A Riichi Mahjong Club From Ukraine Except I Try-Harded The Game (ft. Japan Dojo)

Why do we love to make her suffer? Is it because she mocked our dicks?

Cynthia used to be one of my favorites but /mjg/ has completely ruined her for me. Such a shame

>>534352101
why did redman kill her? is he an incel?

>>534352631
She's one of my least favorite characters now because the telly ritual post is straight up the worst ritual post ever. I don't even freak out about off-topic posting but just posting Youtube sloppa all day is completely unfunny.

>>534352101
Is gonna be just Extra, no CCC, so just Nero, Tamamo, Gawain and the Hakunos will be our first double character like the fox whores from RC

no one cares fgotranny lmao

someone make a real koko pls , sanma barely even counts as mahjong

>>534353056
There's nothing wrong with being trans

>>534353335
I see you're back.

>>534353335
forgot your emote

>the inter high mahjong championship is real
im kneeling ritz
https://x.com/jkmahjong/status/1953404651237200236

>>534346489
GG, thanks for the game, can only stay for one, already too late.

>>534346489
thanks for the game, I'm glad a whole hanchan was played

>>534346489
gg, that one was a rollercoaster
time to sleep for me too, need to prep

>>534353335
So true, cutie

>>534346489
gg

>>534353804
>>533099546

>>534353817
to be fair that was a 20 hand hanchan, that's enough for me too kek

And then Sonic looked at the camera and he said "I AM GOD."

>>534353446
God what a revolting character design
Slopping it up with AI was probably a positive

>>534353335
There's nothing right about it either.

>>534354309
based on how many times I've see /mjg/ emotes on /lgbt/. this general has a large trans representation

Ron! Ywnbaw nomi!

>>534354806
lol fag

>>534354806
It's true
Tell your friends

So true ameritrannies so true!

>>534355204
Euros always do this at the very end of euro hours so they can blame burgers for it and go to bed it's not fair.

>>534355386
It's simple amerifriend kill the newshits and the newtroons and all will be okay

You niggers don't even play mahjong, you just come here to shitpost your annoying politics.

>>534354806
Do like the rest of your xisters and commit suicide already, tranny. Thread quality will probably shoot up once your ilk is in the grave.

Why the 3pin discard here? There is 3 4pins and 4 6pins left, arent they around the same value and as such will be discarded equally often?

>>534349158
Like a vampire ojou sama a head full of ideas.

>>534355713
I play Mahjong on XIV as a femra

>>534356020
Hey................ wannna................?

>>534355957
suji trap on both sides, 3p and 9p, easy to deal into that

>>534355957
wrong way around*
there is 3 6pins and 4 4pins left

>>534355957
Sets up nakasuji.

>>534355957
it makes 6p naka suji so it will be more likely to be discarded

>>534355957
Nakasuji trap. Mortal doesn't know it's playing against adepts who don't know what that is.

>>534355957
long suiji

>>534356007
God I need to see her in a vampire halloween outfit now. Holy shit

>>534356152
>>534356161
but doesnt discarding 7p make 4p nakasuji? aswell?

>>534356383
no because you haven't discarded a 1p

>>534356298
cute young wife

>>534355774

Why work hard just kill all amerimutts
They don't bring anything to this general anyway lmao

>>534356103
Play mahjong on xiv? sure

>>534350884
GGs, thanks for joining

>>534350884
Wew, glad that got done before the tourney.
gg

>>534350884
Unlimited Baimans Works Happy Birthday Edition
GGs

They say whoever hears her call tsumo is forced to pass on to the afterlife. But for the likes of you... you'll be dragged straight to hell!

>>534356478
ahh I got it, I think.
So if I discard two tiles that are 3 tiles apart, and my wait is one of those middle tiles its a nakasuji trap?

>>534356298

>>534355386
Don't call me a e*ro

>>534356976
back to the skeb mines it is... Just need to find an artist

last dork gathering stream in 5 minutes at the usual place

>d

>>534357183
henreader

sanma tourney in two hours

>>534357548
So is chinkdoms telly.
cynthia-7.png

>>534357509
I don't have that kind of money right now. I don't really have money for skeb to begin with right now but... eh

>>534357764
Cao Cao is dead now, so I don't care.

>Cao Cao is dead
NYOOOOOOOO

>>534358885
They're all dead, you know

>>534358885
Yes, he died about 1800 years ago.

>>534359013
Stop spoiling it!

Did you know that in the bible Jesus dies?

I missed the qualifiers...

>>534359260
he's alive now so it's ok

>>534357509
>henreader for non-loli stuff
nah
unless it's a loli Fu Ji I guess

>all the good characters die
>liu bei still alive

>>534359890
not for long

>>534359745
I think fujer is petite enough to let his style shine + the bratty undertones.

>>534359745
that's a bit weird though imo. I like loli but her permanence is her schtick

>>534359890
The lead-up to his death is very satisfying.

>>534359980

when you're younger, you appreciate LiuBei's dreams, amibitions and his ronin like philosophy
when you're older, you appreciate LiuBei's wisdom, the ability to never give up, the fire that never stops burning
LiuBei is a true man

Why do you guys hate Liu Bei?

>>534360643
hes a true nigger, he acts like he is morally superior to everyone when he is just as backstabbing as the others

>>534360643
Serial backstabber with good PR.

>>534360609
t. liu bei

(Translator's note: Liu Bei is a Three Kingdoms guy. He's very wise and kind and has big ears. Maybe he's actually a manipulator though, who knows.)

>>534360609
Liu Bei is a luckshitting nigger without a single deserved win

>>534358619
>>534358885
>>534359890
Stick around there is a character as kino as cao cao

>>534361087
The Yuzu of the 3 Kingdoms

>>534361251
>I was just pretending to be retarded: the character

>>534361409
The Roman republic was founded by someone pretending to be retarded until the right opportunity came. It just works.

>>534360028
>>534360034
I like the way this artist drew her, but he doesn't take comms right now

Evens I patiently wait for the sanma tourney
Odds I do more fun things, like actual videogames or anime rewatch
0 and I grinch

>>534360643
Alot of people do because they read and learned a bit more after reading the romance, which glorifies him and many others.
The feelings for him rebound, from love and admire to hate, like you were lied to, feeling the need to correct the wrong or simply to feel different, contrarian, I experienced it too, it was the norm and cool to hate LiuBei at one point.

Maybe people of history share similar fate, due to more info discovered or cultural change.
Another example is WeiYan from 3k, who has many die hard fans including myself since he was fucked and framed hard, presented as a traitor and villain in the romance, but in reality he was just a low EQ retard.