>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-102
>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png
>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passworderg
Touch Bloodstain:
>>534355219
>>534422287she's a dragon
>>534422414vyke fucked lansseax
>>534422612No he didnt Vyke is a cuck with oneitis for his dead Maiden
I exclusively queue solo now cuz randoms are always shitters and erg takes too long for matchmaking
>>534422612And he died. Think about that
I don't have a song to link this time
(I do but they are probably cringe to you)
>>534422856They should have sex and start a family
>>534422830literally who are you
>>534422830>>534423106lmao, was thinking the same thing
i have something like 300 expeditions with /erg/ over the last few months, lurking in this general pretty regularly, never seen this guy's name in any of my own expeditions, mentioned by anyone else, in any image or webm of anyone else's
what did he do, queue for /erg/ once for 5 minutes and give up?
>>534423213He's probably stupid
>>534422929As a fun activity in a comfy co-op farming game, right anon?
>>534422856Now post the last part of Wylder's remembrance where it says he doesn't give a fuck about any twin horses gayness anymore and he's keepin' on that grind.
fresh off work and time for some nightrain
>>534423213Based on the image it's an executor spammer, so there are fundamental issues that need to be considered.
Working the graveyard shift and this shit is so ass how do people not fall asleep
At least I’m getting 10 dollars an hour but still
>first ED Caligo
>she bugs out and stands completely still 5 seconds in
Nice game, you fucking hacks
>>534423539That's below minimum wage in most states isn't it?
>>534423213wow you seem hella autistic
>>534423458most pathetic sentence uttered here in months well done
>>534423213>some guy mentions queueing for /erg/ takes forever (which is true)>manchild who apparently adds everyone and knows everyone's dad has a melty that he is a nobody and nobody remembers him
>>534422856imagine being afraid of being cringe on an ANONYMOUS FORUM
Link it and you will be free of fear anon
>>534424241>>534424449i just have a good memory and play a fair bit of nightreign, why are you two faggots coping and simping for some nobody over it?
talk about autistic manchildren, LMAO
>>534423539I get 4k european monopoly bills a month to be a neet. No one could pay me to work at night, that time is for gooning and gaming.
Think I'm going to take a break from Nightreign until the Deep Night mode comes out. Maybe I'll finally finish one of my several unfinished ER RP runs in the meantime.
>>534424995>my taxes are going into erg neetsSteam? For the friend list.
>>534424610second most pathetic one now
gg caliger
frenzied flame ironeye strikes again
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>>534424995HOW? Teach me NEET sama I want to blow my brains out waking up at 6am and get ordered around by Karens every day.
>>534424995>4k a month for doing nothing>meanwhile a postdoc (which requires a 4 year bachelor's, 2 year master's, and 4 year PhD) gets 5k a monthCool. Very cool.
>>534423539yeah its tough anon, I just chug energy drinks
>>534425124Elden Ring RP runs. I was stuck on the dancing lion on my no weapon upgrade messmer soldier rp before Nightreign came out. Now it might be time to finally kill the wicked beast and faint lord Messmer's favor.
>>534425291>dsgtroon got blocked by everyoneKEKAROO!
>>534424483Here's one of the songs I listened when imagining the feel for the pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nziMTeijTZw
specifically the ending part
>>534423502My most played character is not even Executor, only running him for because its easier to get rivers with him
>>534425809I like Garnidelia's Pluslights album, the rest sucks.
>>534425857>>534422830Post steam so we can see if you've played with us before. I've never seen your name either. You can post here when you're looking for a game to see if others are also queuing.
>>534426347Im on PS, check screenshot
>>534424594What if...bear with me sis...this guy just plays outside your timezone?
>>534427002i've done hundreds of runs with erg too but i never saw that guy's name
>>534427058Thats the gimmick.
>>534426860That makes sense. Nobody else is on PS here. There were a few a month ago but they're gone now.
>>534424995Kill yourself asap
>>534427150>There were a few a month ago but they're gone now.lol
>>534427097i guess i dont get the reference
I wonder if From realizes how much money they could make off of Tarnished Edition if they just simply added Wylder's hook as one of the new weapons.
yem it up troon it up yem it up troon it up with the unf unf unf gemmy yys bbc girl at tiff yuh yuh yeag
>>534427097>>534427429You seem upset. You'll get over it though.
>>534427429I figured that would happen. Guy is probably stuck in some loop or something.
>replies to xherself again
>>534427598>Guy is probably stuck in some loop or something.that happens a lot with vasily.
>lose to libra because I had to revive team but they kept 3baring themselves anyway
lesson learned, never revive big ritards
it's a big problem
guys im starting to think that elden ring isn't that good
>>534428097How will she fare in the upcoming boss gauntlet mode?
>>534428207she'll be great cause she's the strongest character
>>534428207Great since that won't exist.
>>534428207bigger griefer than a raider using totem stella in the castle basement
>>534427002>>534427058>>534427097>>534427317>>534427429>>534427491>>534427560>>534427598>>534427786my nerves?
STRUCK.
my nails?
HIT ON THE HEAD.
my truth?
NUKED.
my axewound?
DILATING.
my hair?
BALDING.
my anger?
SEETHING.
What all can stagger Caligo out of her icestorm? I assume all melee+ironeye ults can, anything else?
>>534428356I literally can't comprehend what this is meant to be when it happens ITT
>>534428542Just do fire damage. The frenzy incants are particularly good because they touch all the right spots on her armour.
>>534428542I just did my first run and I have no idea what was happening, but we had Mountain so I guess that's why we didn't fold like paper
Honestly not a fan of the fight, way too much running. If I want a cinema fight, I'd rather have Auger back.
his tail attack does sewer bbh levels of damage
if theres one universally beloved concept by gamers everywhere its, you guessed it, enemies that fly out of range and play keep away so you cant hit them
>>534429307to be fair if i had wings i'd be fucking off to bum fuck egypt too
>erg takes too long to matchmake, that's why I only play solo
>HUH? Why haven't I seen your name before then?! x10
are you anons actually, unironically, retarded?
>>534429307This is why I always keep a cope calling bell on hand so I can do something even if the boss flies around.
>>534429307i miss torrent honestly
>>534429307Lukewarm take: make it like Astel where you can surge sprint without cost
hoss
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Do any birdmen run the whirlwind on halberd charge relic? Seems like it's a minimum +25% damage to heavies, which seems like it might be worth it?
>>534429625its trash, chief
>>534429619Cute asian woman
>>534429268I had a moment when I got oneshotted as Guardian by that thing. I think it's hitting you with both the melee swing of the tail and the crescent waves it fires out simultaneously, on top of potentially other damage multipliers with frostbite and its attack buff.
>>534429307>tree knight with 2 leyndell knight flunkies>the 2 leyndell adds feel programmed to bait you and trot away outside the ringshit design honestly
>>534429625Feels like it doesn't do anything substantial which is fine for 1 passive. I stopped running it and considered the time using it as good training wheels for learning that charged heavies are worth it themselves.
https://youtu.be/HQd3P4u_QiY?si=_jJG99gheuZexCWP
>>534422856GO HUG YOUR IMOUTO RIGHT NOW
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i don't even play ironeye anymore man what the helll
>>534427002fair point but i am insane and my sleep schedule slides around, so in a month i've played quite a bit with every timezone
>>534430384bro you could get a grand for this on the RMAH
I feel like relics dont matter that much to be honest. So many effects are so small it's not worth it. The only ones that make a difference are infusion, item, weapon art and maybe vigor in my gay ass opinion
2/3 queueing ES caligo, please join
>everyone spams fire at ES caligo
>still doesn't die
>1 shots us all at full hp with some meme spell
never seen that last time I killed ES caligo
>>534431016Same. I've played two separate save files and feel zero need to roll the gacha
Boss/shop/remembrance relics are 95% of the way there
>>534431016Some change how characters play in the run so those matter but most don't.
The 5% per evergaol relic everyone gushes over is great but you can also get the same effect each time you take a phys +6% passive from a boss gacha.
>>534431106Join this cutie
>>534431089I'm sure you'll win.
>>534431539evergay relic seems kinda meh
wow 5% per gayol
on average with randos we clear 1-2 evergays and that's about it
a whopping 10% moar damage lmao
>>534431016The new deep mode relics seem to fix that problem by having very significant and game changing effects.
>>534431770there's hardly other relic effects that get to 10%
also this is 10% on everything. not just specific attacks/spells/conditions
it could be OP, most of the time it's just nice and still better than other stuff.
i'm not saying you should run the whole relic though. just have it as an effect on other useful relics.
>>534430384why does everyone here value Post-Damage HP so much? you're not actually getting hit are you?
>>534431770I dont know what randos you've been playing with but like 80% of random i play with do nothing but rush evergaols and doing all evergaols = about 35% more damage. It's not a lot by itself but when you combine it with other attack boost passives you start dealing close to double damage.
>>534432016time is the most important resource in this game so hell yeah I'm a trade machine
>>534431016For some characters starting the game with something like Hoarfrost stomp can get you through day 1 so much more efficiently snowballing the advantage forward to a much easier time later on.
>>534432125in my 300h worth of playtime I've only had maybe 2 games where randoms rushed more than 2 evergaols
getting people to rush evergaols 80% of your games is lottery luck or a blatant fucking lie
When I play with erg sisters we do 2-4 evergaols. How many should you do before it becomes cringe and gay?
>>534432237Yeah i know thats why I said weapon art make a difference.
>>534431770The real issue with the evergaol relic is a meta concern, gaolmaxxers are ragequitters by and large. If you land in the east of the map they WILL ping the eastern most gaol at level 1 then aggro the world boss roaming around it too and die then quit out. A gaolmaxxer WILL run past easy POIs he can weapon art and get another key or gacha. I've taken the evergaol relic on and use a relic with the evergaol buff and other things now. If I get a gaolmax group I get to really pop off, if not I still get 1-2 evergaols cleared because most groups will hit 1-2 even without the relic.
A good group runs the relic and hits the places close to the gaol for more keys and snowball in a spiral. You never feel like you are missing out on boss drops like that.
>>534432125>>534432287from my experience randoms don't know where 90% of the stonesword key chests are, but if you swipe them yourself then they'll gladly gaolmaxx for the whole game
I don't wanna do a gaol at level 2.
>>534432521You got soft hands boy
>>534432521potentate ahh goober
>>534432287You must mostly play solo or something because randos rushing evergaols at lvl 1 is such a huge problem that it's become a fucking meme.
>>534432521true, why wait? gaols are for level 1
I feel like Rivers of Blood is the ideal Executor weapon and yet somehow every run I get it turns into a dumpster fire
>>534432748that's kinda my point
it's 1-2 or evergaols and that's it, you basically have to force evergaol routing yourself but w/e
I'll take the 10% over nothing I guess
nobody wants to play.....
I'm super hype for the Recluse respec relic. Now i can finally play a true spellblade character.
>>534432748Its a general issue not a randos issue. Stealth duos will do it and so will full teams that think they are better than they are.
I've played games where I've seen people hoard keys so people can't gaolmax as a security measure against a day 1 wipe and quit if an executor pings a gaol at level 1.
>>534432521most gaols are fine at lv2, just maybe not the ancient ones (godskins are probably doable, dragon is kind of an HP sponge, fuck death rite bird)
for huge group fights you're probably pretty close to an ult or 2 that will delete most of the trash
>>534432950what's the difference between dexcluse and just playing duchess
>>534433029DFC or milkers
>pest and dragon
Well I guess im not using Duchess for an entire cycle
>>534432735>>534432802gg, I got to enjoy some bloodflame blade gaming
>>534433029Her cocktails let you duel weild without having to switch out to throw out magic + replenish mana so you can spam ashes.
>>534433331anon, your magma spells?
i will q in 5 minutes it better not be 1/3
>>534433718ive been at 2/3 for 10 mins
>>534433645/erg/trannies told me they were shit
>>534432934>darkieMaybe if you were a Duchess or Revvy I would get on.
>>534433331good never pick that troon character again faggot.
and go check your T level too.
>>534433959gelmir's is good
the others are usable but they won't delete bosses like some of the fire incants
you can still play magic vs these bosses though
>>534433331Isn't she still A in Dex? Just pick up a fire sword and spam L2, bruv
>>534433959they are shit in elden ring
they are ok in nightrein
Reposting leaked new relics for those that haven't seen
>>534434794The Spreadsheet™ in the OP has them with the actual stat values too
>>534433959wait until nightreign get sote content for the dread talisman.
>>534434794Stay winning reclusebwo.
Holy that Caligo fight was a SLOG
please stop flying away...
>Raider
>Improved Mind and Intelligence
>Reduce Vigor and Endurance
For what fucking reason?
>>534435130gg rev and raider anons, it was rough but we made it
i had a wending grace too, that run was in the bag
>>534434794Wyzrd bros, we run this shit (soon®)
>>534435281this is one of the requirements to beat the game
>>534435281battlemage build
>>534435281everything in depth 5 oneshots you anyway, may well turn that vigor into something useful
>>534435130>>534435325gg raider and duchess
yeah I only had flame of frenzy for fire spells which is a bit slow for caligo
the bell is decent enough at clipping her wing armour though, so thats nice
>>534435281Its +35 int meaning 38 total which would put you 4 point below Duchess, the second best int caster in the game. It looks like pretty much everyone got a relic that let's them respec into a spellblade.
>3 Raiders sitting on top of Totems spamming moons at the final boss
I'm liking it, I'm liking it
>>534435281The fattest DPS with Moonlight GS
>[Guardian] Improved Mind and Faith OR Strength and Dexterity, Reduced Vigor
This is a guaranteed take imo. Dying from vig isn't his problem at all, it's doing anything useful.
Unless it cuts his health in half, I'll never drop one of these
>>534435805Moonglight GS isn't in the game
>>534435901>Decreases vigor by 6, increases mind by 22 and faith by 38>Decreases vigor by 10, increases strength by 7 and dexterity by 17Pretty huge boosts for minimal cost. You could probably even run both without issue.
>>534434996Are these all the character specific relics?
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i unlocked the secret ending
you need wylder, duchess and recluse
you all need complete remembrances and have all remembrance relics equipped
then you need to find the cords end and all equip the sacrificial twigs
and then you have to get to heolstor and lose
>>534436121Even if you ran both you would still have more hp than every caster plus ironeye. Guardianbros are eating good.
>>534436318I've seen a list with other ones.
>>534436397Bro just posted cringe
>>534434996if that leaked duchess relic skill works with the dagger restage skill, i'm not touching any sorceries ever again
>>534436676They should have given Raider one to fix his wasted Strength. Dumb ape doesn't understand soft caps.
>>534436648There are a lot of unused relics that have been in the game since launch. Most of them are probably just scrapped concepts, while those new ones can technically be dropped right now if you cheat yourself into deep mode.
>>534436676>Raider has 3 intRaiderbros why are we so dumb?
>>534436902Concussions, poor diet on the open seas, and syphilis
>>534436676It's kinda thematic that exe has low faith when you think about it
paladin guardian is what I expected him to be when I first saw the game
dude just looks like he should be some str/fth gigachad instead of whatever he actually is
>>534437074He should get a Fth boost after completing his remembrance, hire me From
>>534436902common sense and conventional wisdom are more important than iq. all the people who believe men can get pregnant are intelligent highly educated people.
>>534433959roiling magma is legitimately better than it is in ER since they recently patched the projectile to spawn magma pools on direct hits (in ER it only spawns magma if the "land mine" is detonated, direct hits do a single hit of damage only)
>>534437148there should be a painting mini-game and the closer your image is to the actual erdtree drawing the more faith you get
>>534437262No you paint with blood. Every bleed proc gives you more faith.
why does fromslop give terrible weapon arts such long startup/recovery? looking at you magma wyrm scalesword and godslayer greatsword. these attacks do no damage yet require you to stand still for 5 seconds at a time, meanwhile the boss has teleported 5 miles away while you are standing there with your dick in your hand.
https://steamcharts.com/search/?q=dark+souls
even doe theres thousands of us
>>534434794>Everyone else gets spellblade setups.>Executor gets minor adjustments to tankiness
>>534437484Exe mains truly are the most oppressed
>>534437484I wonder if that's going to end up fucking him over in the ranked mode. Everyone else gets the option to respec caster and play like a bitch, but Executor is going to still be stuck in melee range in a mode where everything deals x3 damage.
>>534435281Radahn roleplay.
>>534437778At least he's the second best archer.
Better learn how to parry
>spend hours and a million murks doing gacha, backing/restoring your saves, instead of just using CE for good, possible relic combos
I will never understand some of you schizos
>b-but you're cheating!!!11!!
and you're backing up your save, so you're cheating as well bitch
>>5344380172nd best archer is still pretty shit with that animation time
No one should use standard bows but Ironeye
>>534434794Boosted discovery for crossbows is honestly kinda wild since the pool of crossbows is so small it makes getting Pulley Crossbow in a run almost guaranteed.
>>534438081uh oh cheaters mad
>>534438081who are you quoting? and who are you talking to?
>>534437778i will now remind you that bleed and frost do percentage damage so execuGODS will still rape everything by mashing l2 with rob and r1 with cold raptor talons
>>534438081all this talk but cheaters will never walk the talk, they will just straight up cheat for whatever reason they can make up
>>534428279cheatGOD here, that's ridiculous
when maxed out and ranked by DPS it goes like this
Recluse>>>>>>>>>>>>Raider>Ironeye>Executor>Wylder>Duchess>Revenant>Guardian
>>534438081lmao seething cheaters
>>534438231>>534438298>>534438446>>534438462stop posting and continue pressing the buy button, cuck
surely from will let us pick our starting weapon one day right?
>>534438702the great church one will probably be one of the most desired lines if things get like a 30-40% damage bump
>>534438702>starting weapon inflicts blood loss>increased arcane for each ruinyep it's time to bring back the base ER meta
>>534438702midwit shitters already planning their churchmaxxing routes
>>534434794I hope it doesn't have an effect on your chance for a legendary desu.
>The only purple scythes are holy damage>Running scythe up is good vs goat and dog but bad vs ponyI might run claw up cause claws are based.
>>534438702Based, FUCK field bosses and gaols, we're gonna POI camp maxx
>>534438890>Don't have the relic>Get oneshotNot running it is block worthy. Takes 3 seconds to clear them anyways
>>534439024trust the plan, friede's scythe is coming never ;w;
>>534438890this only changes the fact that I will start killing the bosses instead of just looting the key
>>534438702The max hp from churches one will be funny because the amount of churches on a map can vary A LOT. There can be anywhere from 5+ to literally 0. We're going to start seeing people rq on spawn because there aren't enough churches for them.
>>534432016it lets you play more aggressively.
>>53443177010% damage is better than almost every other boost in the whole fucking game
>>534439309And I will report them
a true depth 5er can beat depth 5 with 0 relics equipped
>>534439585How deep you are in /erg/ revenant mains.
>>534439434and nothing ever happens lmao
I swear the reporting does fuckall and so does the quit "penalty". It's all one big meme
>>534439309>literally 0By great churches, I assume they mean cathedrals. I've never seen zero of them and I'm always looking out for seals so I would know.
>>534439737No, reports do work but you need to amass a really astonishing amount of them, like 20 in 3-4 days, for it to proc and time you out
Quick question.
Have you guys found blood stain bodies in the shift earth events?
200+ hours in and I don't think I ever encountered any bodies in those locations.
>>534438702nah
people are already hyper reliant on clearing castle for every run
i regularly get rushed there at level 4 lately
i literally cannot remember what ruins, churches and forts look like
every game is day 1 castle, day 2 shifting earth
gg dragon, this perpetual rape machine was stupid fun
>>534438702>>534439309I think the real new meta will be running a setup with 2 of these + the evergoal relic and just speedrunning everything. So essentially the new meta will be playing the game the way it's intended. Ishizaki is a genius.
>>534440101Who's this guy? Asking for my friend's blocklist.
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>>534440114accidentally forgor image
>>534439585Bloodborne "randomized" Chalice Dungeons went all up to Depth 5.
Junya Ishizaki worked on BB.
Figure the rest.
>>534440315Ummmm sweetie you had less damage than my dagger, stop leveling past 12 when you have demon playing and keep the hamburglar the entire time
Which set's better for goat?
>>534440554cummfpk bros, are we back?
>>534440114>>534440315>>534440558gg raider and duchess, I just spent the whole fight spamming surge, o flame but it seemed to work out well
>>534438702>3 exeGODS>fuck gayols, we ruinsmaxxing>3 RoB>crater so we can upgrade RoBYup now we're gaming
>>534438081You triggered the Karens with this one
>>534438081so true, xister.
>>534440973but ukonzaemon is s tier on the list?
I just can't stop spamming walking effects/periodical glintblades. It's too much fun.
>>534441164People make mistakes anon, ShiftyDuckie is also S tier
>>534441297are you saying the tiers should be reversed on that list
>>534441490No, I'm saying ShiftyDuck is S tier like ukon obviously
>>534441164S is for shitter.
>>534441297S tier at running across the map to do a sorcerer's rise in the rain
>>534440973>slugmasisters_why_are_they_blocking_us_2.jpg>screenshot is a post by slugmawhat did he mean by this
>unironically disussing the meme list
shiggy, cheaters and griefers are shit tier while the rest of erg are gamer tier. simple as
This game is so easy already. Having 1 shitter on the team is at least somewhat of a challenge
>>534440762>cummfpkI am afraid that is not the true Old Hunter glyph
Try jjpkdcgd
>>534441663You just dont understand, I'm on the FP grindset
THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION: ACE!
THE GOAT Pepe!, THE GOAT EXTREMIST!.
GAWDLIKE Sludge merchant! GAWDLIKE ZABITO BOGA! GAWDLIKE Zorban! GAWDLIKE Jellyfish! GAWDLIKE Mofu! GAWDLIKE Ukonzaemon Usu--!
BASED ZdradaEnjoyer! BASED ender lilies fan! BASED JUST! BASED Fishcake! BASED Raven! BASED Sens! BASED Devil Knight! BASED WillyJohnson! BASED Archetype Earth!
good terr good slugma good Naggerman good banderson good Lotus good Mush good Kohtalos good MoonCricket good Yys good Minerva good MAN-BIRD good Wazoo goodSer John good Osledor good Freud good MARZ
aight AIIIIEEEEEEEE aight bratty aight Pradaktar aight Doug aight Cardboard aight God aight COCA aight Shugo aight Quintoneus aight Zane aight Itsumade aight Bjark aight Clumsy
mid Shiftyduck mid mesugaki mid Lemur mid RevenantIsMyWife mid Remance
DOGSHIT Sneedgar! DOGSHIT Tranimelover2004!
who here has played with the players on this list and can rate them each
S+: Pepe EXTREMIST Sludge merchant
S: ZABITO BOGA Zorban Jellyfish Ukonzaemon Usu-- Devil Knight MAN-BIRD
A: ZdradaEnjoyer banderson Naggerman ender lilies fan JUST Skorvan Fishcake Raven Sens Ser John slugma Quintoneus Archetype Earth MARZ Awful
B: Lotus Mush Kohtalos MoonCricket littlemoney Yys Practice Minerva Wazoo WillyJohnson Osledor Freud Fae Spirit Nihilist Venator Monkeylord Dripstein
C: AIIIIEEEEEEEE bratty terr Pradaktar Doug Seiln Cardboard God Mofu COCA Shugo Zane Itsumade Spenny Bjark Salvare Clumsy Coterminus sumu Naefy Ace Arya
D: Shiftyduck mesugaki Lemur RevenantIsMyWife Fuffeypillow Aschev Remance YumYumOrange
F: Sneedgar Tranimelover2004
>>534442015shitters are fine. i dont mind having good faith shitters on the team. i just dont want cheaters, bad map etiquette, loot stealing, etc. shit it up all you want as long as you dont act like an obnoxious faggot i dont care
>>534440973Damn were losing some good players in their prime…but the blacklist is the blacklist
stop reposting the shitty terrlist
>>534442198ZABITO BOGA Zorban Jellyfish Ukonzaemon Usu-- Devil Knight MAN-BIRD carried one game.
OFFICIAL /ERG/ NIGHTREIGN PLAYER TIERLIST (FINAL FINAL VERSION)
>SSS tier
Sneedger
>S tier
elnid
freud
sneeglius
monkeylord
>A tier
august
abundy
fountainstand
goon goon
monica
weeem
aidente toast
mellow
sludge merchant
asriel
sens
fae
nyeko knyaight
>B tier
pepe
jeppe
alice margatroid
nanashi
lord autisio
yellowjello
gooner maximus
ukonzaemon
terr
spirit
im wyldin out
various cheeses
godefroy lord
hy
solarion
mush
>C tier
yys
seraphicradiance
g_dog
nezuk
tide
philip
devil knight
gallow ghost
surottoru
zane
dingle
veganopromedio
zdradaenjoyer
mari
quintoneus
blaze
ender
pigley
shigurenomiya
zaborg
gusworld
beans
cry
doug
ordealis
100% prune juice
quote
marika's tits
roll spammer
>D tier
dao
tranimelover2004
revenantismywife
oie
hammy
salamander
mame khan
barduk
nyagger
deyn0d
>F tier
miquellafaithful
>>534441663No shes an s tier revebunny and my next groomkitten.
what's with these masturbatory tierlists?
>>534442171>>534442198>in both A and C tierNow I just need a schizo to put me in E tier and it'll spell my name
>>534441663>>534442015i wish shifty was just a shitter or chasing something as reasonable as a rise
but their way of "playing" is straight up griefing
at least sludge gets things done when he splits, not "one church in ten minutes of gameplay"
>>534442171>>534442198>The 13 second S to S+Dunno what I did in those 13 seconds but it must’ve been good
>>534442036Right is only a couple of effects away from a perfect guardian setup. It's really solid.
>>534442584who the fuck is that revenant in the webm jfc
>>534442036Neither, use With's brooch, that one blue Gurdian relic from the small jar bazaar and Night of the Champion.
>>534434794>bimbo duchess/recluse
>>534442572idk but i wouldn't even rank myself at S that's too generous
>>534440973>instant aggroing librai would block for this. Getting a libra drop feels like Xmas, i always check for eventual greatness or an increase to favoured stat
Sneedger left
elnid left
freud left
sneeglius left
monkeylord left
august left
abundy left
fountainstand left
goon goon left
monica left
weeem left
aidente toast left
mellow left
zombii left
sludge merchant left
asriel left
sens left
fae left
nyeko knyaight left
pepe left
jeppe left
alice margatroid left
nanashi left
lord autisio left
yellowjello left
gooner maximus left
ukonzaemon left
terr left
spirit left
im wyldin out left
various cheeses left
godefroy lord left
hy left
solarion left
mush left
yys left
seraphicradiance left
g_dog left
nezuk left
tide left
philip left
devil knight left
gallow ghost left
surottoru left
zane left
dingle left
veganopromedio left
zdradaenjoyer left
mari left
quintoneus left
blaze left
ender left
pigley left
shigurenomiya left
zaborg left
gusworld left
beans left
cry left
doug left
ordealis left
100% prune juice left
quote left
marika's tits left
roll spammer left
dao left
tranimelover2004 left
revenantismywife left
oie left
hammy left
salamander left
mame khan left
barduk left
nyagger left
deyn0d left
miquellafaithful left
It's nyover...
>>534435281for str/int weapon maxxing
>>534442882is that the reason why the other 2 anons weren't able to kill the ice dragon? not being able to complete a shifting earth on the /erg/ password is unbelievable
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED AUGUST 4TH 2025)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
gemmy
>B tier
lero sister
zullie
sycjs
yys
>C tier
miquella goonette
nora kisaragi
gemmy clone
rellana roleplayer
>D tier
madison
neko clone
signalisposter
>>534438081both are cheating
>>534442584>>534442882https://streamable.com/v62nnd
>>534442198>>534442171Mostly up-to-date bipolarkino
>>534442406Out of date sloplist
>freud s tier lol, lmao even
>>534435281is it possible this was an old idea they decided not to implement?
>>534443087>yys was formerly c tiershe is moving up in the world. s tier soon
>>534442835I don't think the shockwaves effect stacks
>>534443052yeah, sorry you shitty fucking retard
not going to hand deliver you all the loot of the shifting earth without you putting in any effort
stay blocked
>>534443165>>534442584A plausible explanation is he died and lost his runes in the storm day 1 and went back to retrieve them while the other 2 went elsewhere and he was so far away he's just picking up your stuff and sometimes see a free kill nearby
>>534443190Why are you posting a 2 month old webm?
>>534443241There is no stacked effects with what I just said; you would only have that effect once. Hold on I will screenshot what I mean. I ran this setup until I got god roll replacements.
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>>534443398They run off all the time lol, fucking shitter Australian
>>534443409Why are you still upset over it?
>>534443190>lvl 8 on day 3 on /erg/how does this happen
>>534443398except that didn't happen, it's just a shiftyduck classic to ping the wrong side of a shifting earthmap on day 2 to get 2 churches or a rise
earlier on in this game i actually called it when they did it the first time (not even in that video, they really do this nonstop, in every game). they murdered the day 1 path and 30 seconds before they did i said out loud
>"now we should go to this, this, then this, then do castle, but shiftyduck is going to not ping and run straight to this church in the corner of the map because it's shiftyduck"and they did exactly that
they did this for those 2 churches and nothing else
>>534443876That is a nigerg pass game
>>534444171I was on it once and then never again. Weird lol
>>534443190good job reposting my release day webm again faggot
>>534443876i got grabbed by a runebear and clipped inside of a wall for all of day 2, my teammates were 11-12 for first time fighting adel
>>534443241Sorry, anon you are right that the blue relic from the small jar shop is a shockwave gem. I got confused because I got a similar relic with extended whirlwind and Vig/End effects.
>>534442036To answer your original question, I would say right and just try to get a better yellow or another good blue.
>>534444361Good job continuing to seethe faggot, sorry you dsgshitters are bad.
>>534443165slugma having another melty because someone doesn't play exactly how he wants and he can't clutch against an EDS boss.
>>534432521then kill the fucking mobs nearest to the grace you land near after baby camp, and make a point to try to kill all the mobs in the first fort or church or whatever you're closest to if you're lucky you'll be lvl 4 and you might finish the gaol out at level 6 or 7 if you get the old 30k gaol
>>534443293you are bad but thanks for confirming it outside of the match.
>>534444742not me who posted that, i only post soundless mp4s
shiftyduck is universally known as "the sandbag of /erg/" and a church and rise chasing shitter
they'd be a gaol chaser too, but they're so unskilled and cowardly they are afraid of gaol fights
>>534444587>retarded schizobabbleyou are embarrassing. i'll leave you to your own delusions
Aah Friday evening, done with work, time to play with /erg/.
>this thread
what happened here...
but who are the consistently good guys then
>>534443398yeah thats exactly what happened lol
>>534445502This is not even close to how bad it gets sometimes, newfag.
>>534444361>lvl 11-12 for nightlord ON /erg/ passwordEven on dogshit runs, we manage to hit lvl 14 minimum
>>534445528me, but I won't post my own name because that's GAY
>>534445679If you get a Libra raid, lots of people prefer to sit at 12 and just collect runes.
>Iron eye
It's not fun when the boss dies in 5 seconds
why are there scars on revenants back when you're not supposed to see them ingame?
uooh exposed back costume when
>>534443987If we have a shifting earth and on Day 2 you ping somewhere that's nowhere near it to do Day 1 stuff you can fuck off with that. I hate when people do this shit and I usually see only Revenant retards do this.
>>534445993I asked for a goldmask skin for her in the survey desu
>>534445679it was around release day. no one really knew what they were doing.
>>534444990i just played a game with shifty earlier, and they're still better than some anons who i got blocked.
>doesn't cheat (hopefully, i didn't check)>doesn't grief (still tries to attack enemies)>doesn't ragequit>doesn't pingspami'd take shifty over some really annoying anons i've played with, for me they're simply someone who's just... not too good at the game.
>>534442584>>534443987hi slugma, still salty about that failed run i see
>>534442036left because it lets you be jack of all guardian routes
that or just put in stonesword key yellow shop relic on right and it'd still be fairly good (initial standard atk on guardian your little first poke with halberd is pathetic unless youre just gonna use a colossal or something while you fish for guard counters, plus the aggro on guard is dumb and you have to be getting attacks blocked in we all know this at this point)
desu if you got something like "phys +2" with taking attacks gives attack up or getting knocked gives dmg neg up and poise up or any of those 3 with a gaol just do that
>>534446363maybe you had them on a good day, but one church in ten minutes of gameplay on day 2 with a shifting earth is definitely griefing
>>534446514NTA but when I'm playing with randoms I usually get 1 church at best unless there's another one nearby and then I see them 3baring during the nightlord fight
it's exhausting
>>534443014There are basically no STR/INT weapons in NR, the scalings are different from base ER
>>534446724nta but 2 churches is the way to go. 6 flasks at the nightlord is plenty, unless it's one that gives lots of bullshit accidental damage like Maris' sneaky waves, or Caligo's auras of frost. For nightlords like that I do 3 churches just to be safe.
>>534446779dark moon gs is the only weapon that fits that role I guess
>>534442992I'm still here though kitten
>>534446947It has D int scaling
>>534446514that is true but believe me i've been matched with people who left after a death to margit, at least shifty stayed until the end even after soloing and dying to the demihuman queen
then again it must've been frustrating for you, just block and move on if you can't forgive them, it's just fair
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>>534444990>Afraid of goal fightsAnd yet I run this as one of my main relics, your disdain for me is quite amusing
>>534445314>still seething >being that dogshit and calling others embarrassingYes, dance for me shitter
>>534444990I only see shitters complaining about Shifty.
>>534447098nah it's C but still shit
So is Gnoster the scorpion or the butterfly?
>>534447124i already did block them, just thought i would pitch in when anon said
>>534441663that shifty is capable of being considerably worse than even a sarcastic joke about how they play
shiftyduck blurs the line between griefing and genuine mental retardation
>>534441297>>534441663ukonzaemon and shiftyduckie are s tier and probably two of the best revenant players on this general. have always won with them and they just completely melt bosses and always a pleasure to play with those lads.
>>534447439it's the bug
animus is the red butterfly
don't put your dick in the bug, dude
>>534447801The scorpion genuinely creeps me out, I don't know why
>>534447581revenantismywife is a completely mid player and is lightyears better than either of these two
ukonzaemon is lightyears better than shiftyduck. ukonzaemon is slow as a motherfucker and barely contributes, but at least they are lagging along the same path as the rest of the team and not straight up griefing like shiftyduck does
if shiftyduck every used those extra church flasks to clutch a fight, then they wouldn't be a bottom tier player that gets made fun of
>>534447863They're both bugs bro
I've only blocked Terr, Sneedger, and Slugma and I've never appeared on a list.
>>534447983>revenantismywife is a completely mid player and is lightyears better than either of these twonope, those two are the best revenant players of /erg/ and are the only ones to catch my eye and i have been playing with /erg/ since launch
>jokingly call Shifty S tier
shitma has a melty posting his failed expeditions. You are such a petty faggot dude, no wonder you get blocked.
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>>534447801>>534447935>>534448057do NOT fuck the bug
don't even think about it
why do people continue to play with terr and not block him when he is the one that spams the tier lists in this general, being a complete dogshit player himself while also being toxic towards other /erg/ anons? why is that allowed?
Why did this game release with 37 achievements ? If it had 300+ with some very hard/grindy ones the game would definitely be more popular
>>534447983funny you brought him up, that guy is the worst one of the bunch. remember the bitchfit he had when someone posted proof of him being a leaver and he simply shrugs it off because he didn't want to play that game?
>>534432882Raptor claws are better.
I like Shifty, never had a game with them I didn't enjoy.
>>534448525A vast majority of people don't care about achievements
>>534448451>webm cuts off after he gets true combo'd by fulghor causing them to lose the expedition just because he decided to be a faggotLMAO
>>534448528revenantismywife?
the only /erg/ leavers i know of are Mofu, Reqence, and tranimelover2004
Mofu left because of sens' libra tomfoolery
Reqence left because of sludge merchant's splitting tomfoolery
tranimelover2004 left because of slugma griefing them over cheated relics
i may have missed some dramalore
>>534447439play the game and find out
>>534448525Fuck you. Games arent a chore.
>>534448525Miyazaki doesn't like achievements and it seems most of FROM share his opinions.
>>534448757Played with all those players except RevenantIsMyWife and Tranimelover2004 and they were all good.
>>534448757He left once but the people who were with him didn't really care, his reason was well intentioned enough even I'd rather he'd have not
>>534448737i like completion cheevos for statistics reasons
>>534448429But I have an idea.
The fact that you people remember names at all is cringe. I dont think about you people after I close the game. I only remmeber names after like +10 matches with them, or if it was particularly funny. You're all fucking obsessed, go outside and get over each other. Stop this cringe ass dick waving over a game with no fucking scoreboard.
>>534448850Roguelike games thrive on achievement hunting. You can just look at binding of isaac and how its achievment helped with the success.
>>534448757https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/528505214/#528526721
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/528505214/#528526840
>>534448451>ever dark fulghor>not having all the emotesGrim
>>534448525who in the actual fuck cares about cheevos in 2025? jesus fuck
>>534449083The purpose of achievements is to guide you towards unlocks, not to give you a fucking nine to five, autist.
>>534449079>if you remember names you are cringe why are you remember names>i remember names if i play a lot with them or if its funny though get a life lol
>>534449178Oh he did it more than once, ignore
>>534448990
>Scorpion
erm, ackshually fartis is a mole cricket
>>534449079>t. shiftyducksorry mate, video of you doing one church in 10 minutes isn't going away
>>534449178you realize anyone can post anything and pretend to be anyone, right?
99% of "dogshit executor" posts are by some bored anon wanting to stir the pot
>>534449292If you dont see the difference you need to go outside until you do.
/dsg/ is laughing at us. stop fighting each other in what is supposed to be a COOP game
>>534449468isn't the fighting solely about people playing uncooperatively in a coop game?
makes sense
this is going to get 10x worse when duskbloods drop
>>534449360he's a vineragoon
>>534448451maybe if you beg others to block him a couple thousand more times they will do it, keep at it bro
>>534449674Maybe it'll get better, since they would go to dsg and the one guy floating those threads and posting here would be occupied with his own thread.
>>534449385it'a not hard to follow the reply chain, he even backtracked and begged for forgiveness as other anons started piling him for being a jerk.
>>534449830kill yourself, terr.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/terrterr/
>>534449385No, I have him blocked. You probably hate me too, though. It doesn't matter though, even if I was shiftyduck, telling you to just block and get the fuck over it would still be true.
>>534450142based anon, just block and move on it's not that deep
>>534444518Was too based for Rubicon...
how do you job to elder lion?
>>534446472Insightful ty, I was wondering about the block drawing aggro effect, I hadn't noticed a difference.
should I queue with /erg/?
>>534448528I haven't seen him for over a month. He may have left the game entirely.
>>534450142stirring up drama here is better for the thread than the nonstop degenerate faggot posting and /erp/ers. i'm already over it, but for the thread's sake, i'll pseudosperg about it for at least a few more days if his name comes up. i'll probably unblock him soon just to get more ammo from recording his awful gameplay
>>534450457Anything can happen in those camps. You've never seen a banished knight doing a wind up, get ready to dodge, but a random crossbow bolt hits you just before so you can and then you get the full double sword combo, and you try to heal up after but input storage used your roll from before the crossbow and now you're just fucking dead from one awkward timing? Shit happens, it's one bar, everyone one bars sometimes.
>>534450679There's nothing psuedo about it, this is cope. You're a sperg. A few more DAYS? No amount of irony can shield you from that being fucking pathetic and autistic. Get the fuck over it. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, and if you want to drown out the posts you dont like the only answer is to make posts that you do like, not make other also shitty posts.
>>534450753too much cope in one post
>>534450753it's a schizo, they're not going to be honest or think much through it besides posting what is practically avatarfagging at this point
if you ask them to show a 3-bar, they'll just cope and tell you "you're moving the goalposts", although i did get them to say their train of thought is "anyone who has ever been downed once in the last 30 days is automaticall B-tier or lower"
hmm should I play with randoms who know that this is only a game or should I play with /erg/ who will start a vendetta against my bloodline because I died in the children's video game
>>534449468We laugh at dsgtroons here as well though.
see
>>534443190 also
yys here
splitting up.. can be optimal
>>534451059that is a new pic of terr jobbing why is he so pathetic? dude is a shitter himself and he is being toxic towards other /erg/ anons yet people dont block him as much as sneedger?
>>534451230Why does splitting up always mean you and mush go off in one direction while I go in the other?
>>534450962i do also make posts that i do like, but that does nothing against erping, troons, and faggots compared to posting some good old fashioned in-game drama
i have a pretty strong hunch that shiftyduck is part of the troon crowd, so drama against him is doubly effective
if you're mad about it, blame the mods and janitors
>>534451059>terr>duchesshmm...
>>534451476No, I blame you. You are the one shitting up the thread. All your cope aboutna righteous cause, and your schizo theories about who's actually all the same person, doesn't stop the fact that you're the one here making things shit for everyone else. You're the problem.
>>534451476yys erps all the time in this general yet everyone is ok with it
>>534451343He's a dsgsister, so he thinks he's better than erg'ers for some reason.
>>534451676New cope just dropped. Don't worry he's mid as exec as well.
>>534451794holy moly shiftyduck is SEETHING
>>534451802the only yys posts i've clocked are high-res clothed bondage girl (image with "vivian" in the name comes to mind) and the one on the beach with the bikini. off-topic, annoying, yeah, but not outright disgusting
i'm talking about the miquella faggots who all need to be glassed, the aislop poster who posted the same image 50 times in a row, the uber degenerate fat sweaty men talking about breeding each other, that sort of shit
>no, you dont understand! I have to shitpost! If I dont, they will shitpost!!!
Holy schizo
Looks like the sisters really hate this terr guy.
every time, it's always the same
>"i'll respond to him without replying to him! i won't give him his (You)! that'll show him!"
you realize that doing that is a bigger dopamine rush for me than a hundred (You)s, right?
it basically means i win
>>534445528It's a super sikrit for ranked matches
That said my favs are players who understand my intentions if I'm splitting to get a key, and those who ping even if I'm the one who has assumed the ping commanding role. Sometimes I might miss something obvious and those pings help me like that.
>>534449360it's a vinegaroon retard
>>534452408So what did you just do
>>534450679This has gotta be the most autistic thing I've ever read in my life after the dsgtroon's cope.
>>534450679ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Queue up instead of arguing like retards. It's the start of the weekend.
>>534452919It's noon on a weekday, you neet.
>>534452919i'm replaying code vein
>>534453043It's 6:30 PM here
>>534452919its 6 pm in white people land, swarthoid.
>>534453129I meant its noon is countries that matter. This isnt 4chan.co.uk, you're on our internet.
>>534453043its 12:30am on saturday you tard
>>534453357Only in the 3rd world.
All this shitfflinging is what /dsg/ wants. Don't you see we are playing into their hands?
>>534453490You can feel free to stay there if you care about what he thinks. No one here gives a shit.
>>534453490you're one of them
go back
even doe terr is a cool dude
even doe anon is a faggot and loves the cock
>>534454069The trooncord AGP sissy sisters seem to really hate him. Anons here make fun of them all the time.
I'm in my first playthrough of Elden Ring stuck at Malenia for a week.
I think she is harder than Consort Radahn. I don't want to use summons to beat her. Should I watch youtube videos for tips? I only play like 20 minutes per day since reaching Malenia, because after dying 4 or 5 times I burn out
I'm level 150 with 54 strength, 18 dex to be able to use fireknight greatsword, and 31 faith.
Something isn't right with the ice dragon hard boss, it's hp seems too low and too easily staggerable
>>534451230splitting off after doing castle is fine
splitting off during or before castle is not fine, same goes for shifting earths
>>534454673either summon me and i'll solo her for you or slap bloodhound's step on your weapon and dodge her shit
yesterday i played with two people from erg who were nigger pingspammers. they kept spamming their position every damn second when we were running and as soon as we stood still for even a second waiting for a goal or something they would spam block. spastic retards
>>534449685>>534452441wtf fartass is real???
>>534454985lil raider bro thinks his ult is on par
Even doe t*rr is a threadcow jobber
>>534454676Something causes her to bug out and make her armor instabreak sometimes. Maybe attacking her during the phase transition, not sure.
Are we still running mountaintops or no shifting earth?
>>534455163terr gets his big titties milked by BIG FVTANARI BVLLS
>>534455334you dont need mountaintops to beat caligo
2/3 all bosses except non ED versions of current ED's
>>534455660I know. That's also not what I asked.
>>534454958>they would spam block>*holds L1 to block with weapon as the video starts with a fade-in*Yo What's Up /erg/ (and nightreign general) It's
>*takes a few quick moments pause, spins around thrice*ChaseTheBro Here And
>*moves the camera down then up, poorly edited jump cut into him running around the merchant in a camp)"And Welcome Back To Another Character Showcase! Today Today We're Gonna Take A Look At The Revenant!"
>*uses Immortal March Ult on a Giant Rat in a fort basement, putting the ChaseTheBro fan, (You) in awe*>*2Hs the cursed claws, slashing the air where the Giant Rat used to be>*then shows him using Placidusax's Ruin on another Giant Rat, completely overkilling it*"So yeah, that's the build. Let's get into some bosses!!"
>*ChaseTheBro and his rando teammates invade Ball Bearing Hunter's castle basement room as circle begins to close end of day 2, at lvl 15*"I was told /erg/ likes to run away from this boss! he is NBD." *sounds of knuckles being cracked*
>randos go down at lvl 15, full bars but after using more than half of day 2 on it, they finally come out victorious against the BBH>*ChaseTheBro hardcarries them, sweating using perfect RNG relics after hundreds of hours of grinding (he doesn't cheat because he is an honest player unlike Sneedger) and he never leaves a game no matter what>*Ball Bearing Hunter finally goes down, circle knocks his teammates down, they lose a level and runes because ChaseTheBro has to go to the final circle else he will end up like his comrades"Yeah, good fight /erg/ bros!" he says with toxic positivity
>*now comes enhanced adel, ChaseTheBro's /erg/ teammates eat shit and he has to solo the last 50% as a RevenantWow. That was tough, he almost got me!
>*puts on a facade of fake positivity even though he is seething and actually toxic, congratulating his /erg/ teammates on the clear*"Let Me Know With A (You) On What You Guys Thought About My OP Revenant Build Video In The Replies Here"
>>534454673If you dont want to summor or use a guide, a quick tip would just be that she has low frost resistance. Even if you dont have a frost build, bring a few crafted frost pots. If she winds up for waterfowl dance and you throw one, the frostbite will stagger her out of it and she wont do the attack.
Does dsg do anything but talk about us nowadays?
>>534456450Why dont you go back and find out, then stay there.
>>534456450even doe its gennie culture and you're just a stupid newfig
Guardian should have been a shield crucible knight
>>534456450even doe theres thousands of us
https://steamcharts.com/search/?q=dark+souls
>>534448451even doe you have no proofs?
>>534442584I follow my teammates. kind of bored of pinging and making so-called routes. if someone splits ill just follow them and now the guy playing "right" is the one not with the team
>>534457445even doe theres thousands of us
one of these posters is nezcuck
>>534450679I hope you're happy with the results of your shitposting and what it brings, retard.
>>534448757lol you're missing multiple people. get fucked moron.
gg revvies
we got the bitch caligo that jumps a hundred times and spams frost breath instead of the one that stands still, but that wasn't so bad
i saved my heal and ended up using no flasks, but i still don't like that the right way to play seems to be "get zoned 500 feet away from the boss for 5 minutes"
beat the erg unf unf unf share their passies unf unf unf spam big black kino unf unf make them distrust each other unf unf unf nrgize the ergiyogis and then yem it up troon it up with the gemmy yys varreslut terr bbc girl at tiff yuh yuh yuh yeag
>>534457748even doe he has a square af jaw doe
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'zuk it up
'rass it down
>>534457748i think he left erg, hasnt played in forever
ergies lost this is our gennie now
>>534459415how does blud have a jaw dat square doe
Why are terr and dsg like this
gg guys
my song hit the climax just at this moment I was pogging irl
>>534459761why are you playing with seiln, erg's 2nd biggest cheater
>hey bro its been a while were you having trouble finding the mark? they were right there in that shack the whole time haha you need to get your eyes checked. no worries i went ahead and got them for you, was some weird lil' asian chick. kept crying in that goofy accent 'b-but you promised', was kinda funny lmao. did they mistake me for someone else? must have been huffing too many paint fumes. anyways jobs done bro we can head back to leyndell now :)
terr dindu nuffin even doe he left us to become a ergiyogi
even doe they're only 13% of the population
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
ergies are 13% of the gennie doe
>>534457058There are 'proofs' in this very thread nekotranny?
playing a caster in nightreign is griefing and it will only be worse once they release the depths mode
even doe theres proofs everywhere in this gennie
>>534448451>hitting 3 bars on fulghordeserved
>>534450962>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting>>534452848>ironic shitposting is still shitposting>>534460448>Ironic shitposting is still shitpostingabsolutely mindbroken
also, spirit, what the fuck was that interaction you used to crack open the statue?
it looked like
>get self to 0 hp with rain and rev ult hp loss for heal>using rev ult to stay alive at 0 hp>sebastian thinks you're dead at 0 hp so he tries hitting you>stand on the statue, sebastian hits the statue and you, statue breaksis that right?
terr
sneedger
slugma
revtroons
everyone else in this gennie
all get fvcked by hvge mvscvlar fvtanari wvmen with envrmvvs divks
does practicing a class unconventionally help be good at it, or does practicing it in a meta or strong to play it way make one better at it
in case that is autistically worded, is it good to practice something like seals on duchess even if its not the best damage, or is strictly always practicing with dex or int based things better (for example)
>>534461236chat is this true
>>534461205no
when you ult or I think anyone ults a Sebastian as revenant, his first attack is a swipe at you which can break those statues, then he lasers
might be different if there are enemies around
>>534461205>everyone hates me and agrees that what I'm doing is cringe?>m-must be mindb-broken...
don't worry terr I'll still play with you if you didn't block me after the last game
>>534461483@grok
>>534461494theres yys erping in the thread again yet everybody seems to tolerate it. amazing. kys attention whoring tranny.
some new content for the discord sisters so they dont have to post the same image every thread
>>534462238this wolf sometimes manages to be the most obnoxious field boss
>>534461205>also, spirit, what the fuck was that interaction you used to crack open the statue?Sebastian swings once when you use your ultimate if you're not in combat. It's the only way you (as revenant) can break a statue if there's no enemy nearby.
>>534462214Every time people thirstpost here people complain about it, schizo. Stop woth the victim complex. And that's not anything, you're just schizophrenic.
>>534462238That fucking wolf
>>534462238I would maybe break my monitor if that happened to me
>>534462389yeah he's not that tough but the way he constantly jumps around makes him take forever sometimes
>>534461241play the game however you want, do it long enough and you'll start to see what you can or can't get away with
the only difference is practising things that are unique with different nightfarers such as exec's katana moveset/duchess' one-handed dagger moveset and her dodge timings, for those you'd need to play the specific nightfarers
>>534462493>>534461205I forgot to add. Sebastian swings exactly once and it's always at you. If you mess up his position you'll waste your ultimate for nothing. Takes a little practice.
i just tried to play a pub
they chose the absolute worst routing anyone could have imagined
we were level 12 by the end of day 3
they didn't loot the chest in the little room with the ghost soldier with me (nok)
they didn't loot the revenant bitch in the sewers below it with me
they skipped the troll and black knife lady for some reason
one pinged to kill the dragon in the south lake while the storm was right on top of it and then proceeded to die and spam ping it
they both died six times to caligo before she hit 50% hp
neither of them brought fire weapons
the ironeye put his mark up SOMETIMES but didn't consistently keep it up
HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE REAL
>>534463153I deal with that a few times in randoms, if anything I see this as an opportunity to improve by carrying these guys even though I sometimes feel like throwing
>>534463153you are very spoiled by erg
our more unskilled players are still better than the majority of pubs, and everyone is more cooperative unless they feel like being zesty
>>534463338Fucking cope. Like 80% of this general couldnt figure out how to use the fucking storm ruler.
>>534463153a lot of these niggas in pubs remind me of the worst I see in MMOs like WoW/XIV, the type that stay in slow orange circles that take actual seconds to fire and then die only to be carried regardless
same shit but you can't call them out on it in-game
>>534463491yeah and 99.5% of pubs cant
the remaining 20% of the general are hard carries by pub standards
>>534463153>neither of them brought fire weaponsyeah about that... do you really have to bring fire weapons? does it count as a grief if i didn't bring one but we win anyways?
>>534463153There are people with little experience but strong pre-conceptions from what they have played, like "we MUST kill THAT boss fuck all the others" because their one time in city they got their favorite legendary from it and think it will happen again.
There are also people who think Ironeye's mark is just a 10% damage boost for themselves and nothing else.
I regularly get randoms in everdarks or vs heolster who end the match with 1 or 2 weapons and the rest empty slots.
>>534463738>but we win anywayswere you carried?
>>534463738fight is way harder without fire but not everyone has to have one, just you do want a decent source cause if you cant break the armor p2 at least enough to mitigate the attack up people will start getting one shot
>>534463738Only one person really needs one, if you have like no option then thats fine. If no one has one, the fight sucks. That being said, its bnus damage regardless, so you should try for one.
but is using a holy weapon on fulghor or lightning on adel grief? I've seen it a lot
>>534463684And everyone thinks they're rhe man king of erg and are so undefeatable. Its bullshit. The egos here are our of control for how shit most of you are.
>>534464031if its your best possible option its never griefing
>>534464167you are projecting i think, it just takes a misstep to down and happens to everyone, but clearly the better players here know how to win consistently
>>534464031fire actually makes a notable difference on Caligo and you need that or some kind of explosive attack to break the armor
>>534464031griefing is being actively against, raider ult blocking magic and ripostes is griefing, doing less damage than a wet noodle isn't (unless you count the scaling as griefing if the third does nothing)
raider ult blocking magic and ripostes is sovl
goddamn thats the fastest gigamoth has gone down for me, ggs recluse and wilder
lucky grafted gs on that one
hefty pots fucking when
and they better have the explosion size of the troll's ones, or don't bother adding them(keeping with the theme of raising the regular bomb's explosion radius compared to vanilla ER)
>>534464368If you think I'm talking about random single downs, you're as illiterate as you are shit at this game.
>>534464621>lucky grafted gs on that oneyeah that was the earliest ive ever gotten it. usually i get it late enough to not even bother. in the end i only used it for first phase then the grafted dragon took over
>>534464502>>534464621yeah ggs, it was a stomp
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>>534463153funny you should mention ironeye because I just had a random game where it was the biggest brownoid trash I've seen in my life
>dies>dies again at the same point 5 sec later>goes afk day 2 during a boss fight>suddenly wakes up when a fucking wild augur appears>does chip damage to caligo and nothing worth of value, is just basically an hp buff for the boss>no ults>no mark>legit took 5 minutes to pick a weapon in the castle dungeon floor while we were killing chaos knightsatleast wylder was a bro and I dropped him a legendary
I like the schizo yolo routing we had
>>534464884chaos knights?
>>534461494>>534462493>>534463017i see
in the training grounds, you have to be almost in the wardrobe room, but you can test that out
i wonder why he slaps you when you ult
we can add a new rule that the jannies apply (probably thanks to the usual butthurt shitters, cheaters and griefers running off to mommy moderator's hugbox IRC when called out):
>pointing out a relic cheater is "off topic">pointing out people who rage quit expeditions and why is "off topic">pointing out the steam profile to a relic cheater and rage quitter is "doxxing" even if it has no first name, no last name, no country of origin, or any other identifiable information whatsoever besides "aspiring e-boy", and there's no way to look up players in-game so steam has to be usedlol.
lmao, even.
>>534464718you definitely are projecting
>>534465085crucible knights
>>534465130Cope and seethe.
>>534465085I hate it when those assholes get lucky and stun me for 4 seconds
>>534463824no, or at least i don't think so since i'm pretty confident in staying alive while chipping away at the boss
>>534463878>>534463984that line of thought is exactly why i never bothered to grab one, usually someone else already has one and like a wylder ult will probably do the job too? it can even be restaged for good measure... honestly i'm just coping since a purple/legendary fire weapon almost never drops for the duchess
>>534465279It's instances of fire damage and not overall damage, duchess doesn't have many options in this regard but gelmir's fury would be your best bet before leaning on incants
things like dragonfist, candlestick, flame fall upon, and flame of frenzy are what rip the armor fast
>>534465279It's still 35% bonus damage. If your main weapon does like 250 and your fire weapon says 200, it's actually 270 against Caligo and you should use that one instead. Plus Caligo resists 20% of all other elements, so the equation is even more favorable to fire then.
>>534464721in my 372 hours i have only seen it drop once and that was when i was playing guardian with randoms, dropped near the end of day 2 so i couldnt even make much use out of it
i've also only seen marais gs drop once but i gave it to a wylder
>>534465279I usually get the fire braid legendary drop as duchess and it's pretty good against caligo
>>534465578>>534465716i see, thanks anons. i'll look for at least 1 blue fire weapon the next time i queue ES caligo
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this was really good on a recent duchess run but holy fuck I rarely see this skill on weapons
>>534466445I would love to have this as starting skill for Wylder, Guardian, and Raider.
>>534465716Would you say it's more worth to use a blue fire weapon than a purple non fire one? For example a fire claymore vs siluria's tree
>>534463153>they skipped the troll and black knife lady for some reasonRandos brains are an enigma. Some people are just playing while zonked out on adderall and weed while on a discord call and listening to a podcast, I guess? I have also seen people just run past enemies like Crucibles and Banished Knights. And for what? Skipping the enemy that gives exp and loot to go to another further point for similar exp and loot? People are so stupid
How the fuck did I get a warning ban for off topic for telling people to shut the fuck up about thread drama and get back to game posting. That's the most on topic post made within like a hundred posts of it. Retarded jannies.
>>534465578Does Morgott's sword's ash count as fire?
>>534466747black knife lady can usually rape 2/3 of my team most of the time and it's often me playing duchess and we're both schizo dodging all over the dungeon
>>534466831You seem upset.
>black knife lady can usually rape 2/3 of my team
...what?
holy god run, all those bleed and fire damage items
>>534466675All depends on the actual damage number, which will be based on the class you're playing and your level. Just look at the numbers, do siluria's -20% vs claymore +35%. So like, if silirias does 300 it actually does 270, and if claymore does 150 it actually does 202, so in that case seluria's would still be better.
>>534467006yes, I've seen this happen multiple times
people can't hit her because she dodges their attacks and then they get mauled lmao
>>534467006https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i6Ec_evQX98
>>534462238>hmm yes let's do invader camp at level 4retarded shitter
>>534466831melty
>>534467524take your tranny garbage webms back to your discord faggot
>>534462238Damn wolfy been training in aimlabs
>>534467521We do it lv2, it gives you a purple starter weapon you can use to snowball the entire day 1
>>534467524This is about the most normal way to fight crucibles as Wylder, do you even solo?
>>534467146She has no poise though.
I hate how antisemetic erg has become
Cooperating with strangers? Really? What’s next, bringing back Hitler?
What's the verdict on erg duos
four ordovis greatswords on screen
NpTNfr2
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geeg
I once fought a Black Knife where all she did was jump backwards and sideways, never attacked me once, I hate this mini boss and the red wolf so much
>>534468157What's your name?
>>534467829>we do it level 2No you don't.
>>534468157Why are you using holy even doe he's holy resistant?
>>534468298Yeah I had a run during augur week where I would literally just hold forward and she would start jumping and dashing around. Annoying ass bitch.
>>534468431all three wylders got ordovis greatsword after castle basement
>Lies of Pii on PS+
Shazam won
>>534468070This..we need to call a meeting of the jews to figure out how best to deal with these uppity goys
>>534467006Who is this sexy slut is she the one that was dancing
>>534467829>it gives you a purple starter weapon you can use to snowball the entire day 1so does a mine but mines are.... le bad
2/3 calligo heolstor libra
>second half of day 2
>wylder marks the far away meteorite, goes there during rain and dies
>stays out of noklateo after and solos hippo instead of helping with astel
what's the logic behind this?
>>534469165Because for a mine you have to get the weapon, gen the stone, and get to an anvil. With so many steps dominating your routing just to get a snowball weapon that you'll replace later anyways just isnt worth it. If you can do one stop and get that weapon and move on, that's good.
Randos can't do shifting earths
if you ping an invader camp at level 2 im leaving the match and blocking you
>>534470104what about an invader cathedral? surely you can 3v1 a single invader so you can all get a +2 weapon immediately.
>>534470104If you block me, I'm blocking you.
>>534470104>>534468404If it was right there why wouldn't you? Where else would you have gone?
>>534470524are you actually retarded
>>534470675No, but you are. Drop your Steam page so I don't have to deal with shitters like you in my /erg/ games.
>>534469702also with mines you don't have to worry about being oneshot and wasting time reviving teammates or retrieving your runes when you die
I swear invaders only come in two types, the uber sweaty 120 poise, gorillion starlight shards every weapon under the sun with different ash of wars type. Or they just plain ass suck cock and die immeidately. Why is there no inbetween?
>>534470524>doesn’t check the field boss in the top right>doesn't go the top corner church You don't know how to route.
>>534471221invasions in ER are CBT if you aren't the former, and the latter are just clueless newbs
>>534470987Can't relate, not an issue for me.
bros I'm casually playing Dark Souls 1 with a magic+Moonlight Greatsword build, and what is wrong with
>>532773452desu I haven't really been having fun with this build either. quality claymore +15 and ninja flip uchigatana +15 with darkmoon blade was more fun than this
>>534470746>in my /erg/ gamesthat webm is not from /erg/ because no one here is retarded enough to go to an invader camp at level 2
>>534471756/dsg/ has outlived its usefulness and nowadays exists mainly for mindless ritualposting
even doe theres thousands of us
https://steamcharts.com/search/?q=dark+souls
>>534471756>and what is wrong with >>532773452(Cross-thread)It's a toilet. People use toilets to take a shit into them.
this nigga really brought double marais to caligo
>>534473105You can hold it in your off hand. Not everyone has encyclopedic knowledge kf what does and doesnt stack.
your gennie is the toilet doe
>>534472831>>534473081Why don't they just post here then? It looks like a schizo or a bot is the only one keeping /dsg/ alive. Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 1-3 are all still good games. I personally have not tried Elden Ring yet, but I'm sure I would enjoy it.
>>534473270You don't seem to have understood the post.
>>534471221I used to be the in-between
It's probably the least fun place to be. The people who are gud have a compulsive need to win, usually twink the fuck out so it's not much contest even with ganks. If you're below that and by some miracle you get a host that doesn't run straight for the fogwall or disconnect they're likely partially twinked and some matched down password phantom is with them. You have to be so much better than someone who would consistently win in fight clubs to deal with that.
>>534473331They are already posting here, see
>>534473289 >>534473015They are the exception. They aren't using toilets to empty their bladder, but to devour what's in them.
Personally I can't relate to needing a purple weapon that early, game is easy enough that the extra 10 damage won't make an impact really.
>>534471756pure caster/spells-only magic build felt really fun for me. Really I would just want something quick like a standard/raw axe or club to dispatch mobs. The one time I tried an echanted Claymore it was fucking horrendous just shit tier split damage + shit tier scaling
>>534473105triple. i had a clone in my offhand, too.
>>534473440gg
the other ironeye got a showered with ranged damage passives early game, probably had one in every slot by the time we reached the castle
>>534473531This. Its quicker to kill an easy field boss at level 2
ergies obsess over our gennie even doe were superior
>>534473423That happens when you dont finish a thought when making a post, I guess.
>beelining straight to an invader camp
For what is the reason of this? Everything will be one shotting you greatly and having too much hp for true time efficiency even if you are not dying with your unupgraded starter/whatever trash you found at the starter. If you do this in depths mode I'm blocking and reporting you
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YOOOO this shit is gonna be so fire when the 'fumer class drops
>>534473331Just because your general is dogshit doesn't mean you can just use another one. If erg turned to that shit, you wouldn't go posting about nighteign in the BG3 general.
>>534473753They prolly have the relic effect where killing invaders grants permanent damage boosts
>>534473753>For what is the reason of this?for a purple weapon immediately. all you have to do is 3v1 stunlock the invader. you dont have to clear the area let alone kill the boss.
>>534473531Revenant is suppose to make do with claws since even if they get a powerful incantation for the boss they won't be able to cast it. Recluse can coast off of Shatter Crystal.
Are there bosses in Elden Ring/any souls game that break if you don't use lock-on? I think Sekiro does that no?
Swear I saw a post one time about how if you don't lock-on then certain bosses aim or behavior gets thrown off
>>534473546Yeah the split damage was shit for me too until I got the Moonlight Greatsword, which is pure magic damage. But it took much longer to get there because I was doing so much less damage than normal and I just don't see the point. I thought it would be cool to do a MLGS build and try magic for a change.
>>534473931I don't give a fuck about /dsg/, I was just asking you guys
you want to do WHAT at level 5?!?!
>>534473753i agree, do not redeem the invader camp that early. it is much wiser to do the needful church or castle instead.
>>534473789it'll be ultra greatsword caster actually
it's a wolf like blaidd but female
my dad is a jannie at fromsoft
>>534474389i go to church even on day 2 with a shifting earth. not my problem.
gg executor/recluse
hope I made up for the previous time >_< starting to get the hang of this boss now
>>534474135>Yeah the split damage was shit for me too until I got the Moonlight Greatsword, which is pure magic damage. But it took much longer to get there because I was doing so much less damage than normal and I just don't see the point.yeah I literally got it after Seethe and was like "thats it?" and then axed the run. Pure caster run however felt pretty OP and was a fun way to do the "get all sorceries" achievement. I also did a pure caster run for pyro's and another for miracles, all of them were fun
instead of the dogshit depth relics they are planning for executor, give him a relic that permanently boosts his Suncatcher damage by a lot of he kills a boss with the glowing L2 attack
>>534474670gg but stop doing emotes
>>534474359honey everyone's doing Nok on day 1 now we don't want to be the laughing stock of chinatown
>>534471603you've never had shitter teammates? or do you only play solo?
>>534474123I've heard O&S in DS1 will have the unlocked one try to flank you if you lock onto one, but it's not something I've ever noticed
>>534474854>do noklateo day 1>no legendaryit's shit
>>534474909No I do, I just dont require a carry so it doesn't hold me back like it does for you.
If you don't play Duchess I am blocking and reporting you
>>534474846I know you wanted me to fancy spin
I'll fancy spin next time
what do you think the new classes will actually be in terms of lore, appearance and abilities?
i'm guessing perfumer, maybe some sort of hand to hand dryleaf dane type char, a dragon warrior spellblade who's consumed hearts so they're half dragon
i don't think they'll be added but it would also be pretty cool to have omen, godskin, alabaster lord, and mohg dynasty characters
>>534474681>mfw i saw the deep executor relic listwhy do they hate him so much
>>534475060Good girl. I havent seen a fancy spin in ages, Revs these days are so entitled...
>>534474672>yeah I literally got it after Seethe and was like "thats it?"that's where I'm at right now after fully upgrading it, and like yeah I just got new spells to use too, but I'm just not really enjoying it. MLGS has the claymore moveset without the very useful thrust attacks. I guess I just prefer pure melee
>>534474854>honey everyone's doing Nok on day 1 nowFuckin why? I had some retarded shitter drag us there. We got a couple bosses done and then had to run out before we even started doing the other side let alone getting to astel. Shifting day 1 is a retarded stupid meme that makes no sense. There are plenty of other ways to "trivialize" day 1
>>534474090>they won't be able to cast itskill issue honestly, i did several playthroughs of ER incant only and playing pure caster rev is extremely intuitive. claws are slow as fuck and only good for revives, if you're using claws for damage against the nightlord you severely fucked up
GG bros, thank u for the revives, couldnt have done it without yall
>>534470104This brings the question what conditions guarantees we get 1 or 2 invaders in a camp?
Why do people continue to play with Mofu when she's confirmed to be a cute girl IRL?
>>534475004got any webms of clearing condemned at level 2, god gamer? or are you all talk?
>>534475429why did you leave dsg
>>534475663Yeah I'm all talk I cant do it unless we have chilling poison exec + hoarstomp rev start
>>534475134agreed on omen and humanoid dragon characters
Duchess/Revenant/Recluse if they were JK gyaru
I take and suggest invading camp if it's in the way to some red eyes boss or gaol but only after level 5
>>534475663You dont have to be a god gamer to beat what's basically a Moongrum fight. You just have to not be dogshit.
>>534475134it's gonna be something entirely novel that doesn't have a precedent in ER, not something predictable like perfumer. nobody would have guessed a bird man or a crucible samurai
>>534475642I'm practicing talking to girls by playing a game with no text or voice chat with girls
when I can do that without passing out I'll upgrade to playing counterstrike with russian girls
>>534476136>counterstrike>russian girlsnigga...
>>534476136>>534476205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBsYlWnFUI
They're girls!
when is this shit gonna go on sale? I don't want to pay full price for an asset flip
Did anyone want to host an erg fight club, I want to play co-op but I'm not getting summoned and I don't want to duel in the arena because I hate fighting arena sweats.
>>534477074when the dlc comes out so you can also pay for that :^)
>>534476136>>534476378Didn’t happen not happening
>>534477074miyazaki is literally starving because of you
>>534475642None of that is true or has been confirmed
>>534475763Not a fan of trannies like you
>>534475838Made for BWC
>>534475134Hopefully it’s none of what you just said because that sounds awful anyway the possibilities are pretty endless
>>534477670extremely brown post
>>534473471>They aren't using toilets to empty their bladder, but to devour what's in them.You blew xhis brown asshole out with this one.
>>534452792Not unless your name is Wylder.
>>534477110that does sound cool but I have to go to w**k
>>534478113work or wank? call it
>>534477873maam my name is wylder please show me pusay
>>534478113It doesn't take that long to have a wank does it?
>>534477465Umm no sweaty, that's a real video.
>>534478203I'm waging rn and I'm gonna be playing the BF6 later with some bros.
>>534478186>>534478227if it was wank I would do it while playing with 1 hand
why aren't you playing elden ring enemy+item randomizer runs
>>534478203dragon is boring and I've done every other boss 30+ times, I'll queue again when we get a new everdork
>>534478376randomizers are stupid
>>534451020The post that killed /erg/troons.
>>534442171>>534442198>>534442406>>534442992Not reading a single word of that kill yourself.
>>534478203ill be on soon im cleaning my controller because im sick of the buttons and triggers sticking
>>534478565>brony is upsetkino
>>534466909God, I wish... ... ...
>>534429307that will be 40 dollars + tip :)
>>534429619horse phenotype
>>534478376I don't like randomization, that's why I stick to nightreign
gg quickest dragon kill yet
I may be new but I noticed that the guy in /dsg/ has gaps in his posts where he goes to sleep and I wonder if he needs help
>>534478583see that's why you wank first and then play
>>534478134I'm not an eceleb.
>>534424995Naturally you have some proof to verify this wild claim (you don’t)
>>534425567It’s called lying anon
>>534478826gg, swapped off double axin' to Nebula spam at the last minute. It certainly seemed to work, especially with that magic flask one of you found.
Use spark perfume and roasted a few armor pieces off too. Turns out that's a pretty good backup to kill the armor.
>>534436902>>534437005don’t forget the skin tone
>>534437172weird bait post
>>534478995i accept your concession
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>>534447801Funny how you HAD to crop out that ugly, piece of shit spidercrab with the worst phase 2 in the game.
*jerks off and blows my load over your face, wipes it off on your forehead*
>>534479342kek it was the same for me. 2 purps and a shitty passive. michael sloppy does it again
>>534439585Transgender meme. Ignore all posts mentioning them.
>>534441883This.
>>534444171That means you’re high test and still in possession of your penis.
>>534479507I love getting a good facial, but honestly I'm always a little sad when I don't get to swallow it all. It's mine.
>giga caligo has a seed with Duplication Mauosleum on Crater
damn that's crazy
who was the first /erg/ anons to clear giga caligo? was it sneedger again?
>>534447801>>534447935>>534448429Definitely the boss with the most appealing design to date. Minus the faggot beneath her.
>>534449360>>534452441>>534449685Whatever he is he’s ugly as shit and unfitting.
>>534479718and shitters will still hit the mausoleum immediately
>i must do it!>look a mausoleum i must DO IT>IM GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534479568>Transgender memeYou mean autism meme? Otherwise why is every tranny autistic
>>534479807sneedgerian got DOOR SHUT and three bar'd on caligo like the shitter he is
>>534479654i was wondering why the Burn O Flame was doing no damage and then i realized it's the dogshit Giant Braid skill
>>534479718gg, actual sneedger tier final builds
>2x legendary magma wyrm's scalesword>2x legendary prelate's fire inferno crozier>2x legendary inquisitor's girandole>winged greathorn>2x fire antspur rapier
>>534448525probably because only mental invalids care about achievements
>>534480029you have to do the mausoleum at level 2, it snowballs the run
>>534480242s* are you playing on a dance pad wtf is that overlay lmao
run was fun tho
>>534479645Are you a girl?
if you run caster you make it more annoying to do day 1 noklateo or crater because you need those shitty cathedrals and towers and whatnot
this means you are a detriment
>>534453129>>534453357aggressively brown turdie posts
>>534453490don’t post screenies of your own posts xhir
>>534480375obviously not, duh
>>534480378it's OPTIMAL to have someone to snipe the fake astels though
>>534480340kb+m, at some point i was wondering how i was mistiming dodges on everything and wanted to see if there was input delay or if i was just shit at timing
i was just shit at timing, always releasing the dodge input 5 frames after taking damage[/spoiler[
also helps in the recordings to see exactly when i take damage and when i try dodging to see how to adjust
>>534480378Day 1 shifting is a fuckin retarded meme knock it off
>>534480242none of those compare to L2 mashing with cranial stand, mohg spear or grafted dragon
>>534480542your ironeye? he's a S+ character
>>534480650it'll be even more necessary when depths comes out
>>534480680this anon gets railed by FVTA
>>534480375I'm not just limited to being a girl. I can be a boy for you if you want. I'll listen to 50 and get the strap. I can make you feel like a girl.
>>534480805No it won't it will never be necessary it makes no sense
>>534459868i wish he said this
would have given this dogshit game some much needed svvl
>>534480242can you post your steam pages for willingly playing with terr so i can block you? ty
real gamers do the day 1 Nightlord strat
>>534480823Girls are so weird
>>534480805depths meta will be hunting down red enemies for cursed weapons
legendaries will be useless
>>534481021people are always going to farm shifting earth for marais and grafted
you should do every single POI and boss at level 2. you are not allowed to level past 2 until you reach the nightlord
>>534480823Not him, but fuck that's kinda hot. You and I both know what a strap can be.
when i play executor i keep getting drops better suited for wylder or raider
>>534475025That’s a lot of people to block and report…
>>534475201Based
>>534479497Truth which killed moth shitters
>>534481353No one is doing it day 1. You fucking lost
>>534464721>>534464621 U guys carried that fight pretty hard, the frenzy flame while walking toghgeter with frenzy flame talisman was absurd. was my first time as well on that boss. was fun seeing the leaping executor with double whips slapping the shit out of that gay moth. I carted to the base fight on that for 10 hours straight with my friend. not the hard version :S
It's not a girl, though. It's always a man.
>>534477846Don’t project and get back in containment
>>534481618he seems to get those rot greathammers/greataxes a lot
I think they might actually be weighted towards him just because they're status weapons
>>534481440Oh this is so exciting. I'm going to dress you up as one of the nightfarer girls and give it to you rough.
>>534482065I love the rot hammers just give them to me
>>534481618executie has 28 str, reaching the 40 softcap when 2handed, he can make OK use out of str or quality weapons
>>534480046The two things are interchangeable yes
>>534478670>brony hates tier lists nowDidn’t think this one through did you (you never do).
>>534480680trannitors enjoy gooning to such high effort quality posts get used to it chuddie
>>534479342Id be more happy to see than antspur than almost any legendary
>>534482828poison/rot is useless in NR because its giga nerfed
>>534482435Yeah mine was fucking psychotic and wanted to slit my throat
>>534482904I don't care I like using it and will buff it at every opportunity since I can.
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/319
finally, a good mod
I'm predicting, the next two nightfarers will be a tomboy STR furry girl and a lithe femboy vampire
>>534483130>the next two nightfarerssis, this game is abandoned
>>534483235trvthnvke
EoS soon
>>534483130One can dream.
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/245
finally, a good mod
>>534483130>the cute femboy to appeal to fujos and gaysbased
>>534483130Post femboy concept art. Now.
>>534483613Not even bump limit and dsg is trying to merge?
>>534483695It worked super well for Shin Megami Tensei V, it can work for this game too.
gg executor and ironeye
thanks for spoiling me with all the magic stuff :D
>>534483846give him a sissy support role, like make him a perfumer with buffs and he'd be a hit
>>534483890gg. New Ironeye meta just dropped
And sorry about being so late to basement, just wanted to buy a merchant weapon and upgrade it but every single camp enemy including all the dogs trickled in one-by-one to fuck with me.
rev is fun, takes whatever fucking weapon out of the drops and rolls with it. no "i didnt get a greatsword" issues. swords, hammers, bows, seals, staves, even firebombs, its all good stuff. the "use every bit of the caribou" character.
guys there is nothing wrong with a straight man enjoying futanari
>>534483978Yes, yes. This is perfect. I need him NOW.
>>534483613This isn't erg. Fuck you
>>534484045did you used L1 to guard and cancel the combo string so you can spam the initial attack? its so much stronger than the skill, or the rest of the moveset. trying to mime this info to pub games is hell so i want /erg/ to benefit at least.
>>534484392no, YOU'RE gay for wanting to get pegged in the ass by someone you call your mommy
>>534483978I'm fucking sold.
>>534484872No, I'm just a bi faggot and I like femboys.
>>534484045>new ironeye meta just droppedplaying with erg is great because sometimes you can just use random bullshit as any character and win anyway
>sorry about being late to basementdon't sweat it man you're always a good team player
>>534484992Bisexuality isn't real. You have to choose one
>>534484392>>534484567Stop shaming each other. I hate seeing it. I have to spend hours unpacking boys insecurities every time I want to do something weird to them and it's because you boys keep bullying each other over every little thing. You become petrified to open up and admit what you want. There is nothing wrong with boys taking things in the butt, it feels good for them and a lot of them like it.
>>534484872Every time I hear a boy moan like a girl I grow stronger. I will never die.
>>534485081Any hole's a goal, pussy.
>>534484550normally just hold left stick forward and attack the moment i see my character begin walking animation
it's probably about the same as blocking for the cancel
>>534485231Girls are so scary
>>534485302You have selected: gay
>>534485231I like women that have dicks and I don't give a fuck
WARNING
I HAVE NOT PLAYED IN A WEEK.
I AM NOW QUEUEING FOR CALIGO.
THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.
>>534485231I'm not afraid of what I want. I want you to sit on my face and let me eat your pussy after someone just came inside it.
I think Caligo should continously deal damage around her during her armour up phase change. You can just keep attacking her and simply tank the single hit.
>>534485615i'm pretty sure we all quit during m*ris week
>>534485691>Cute!I'm not gay though
Why are there so many trannies in erg now?
>>534485681Cuck or just voyuer?
>>534485838it's pride decade
>>534485838>nowYou retards have been saying this shit on this site for like 15 years. At some point you need to get your head out of your ass and accept that its site is gay as fuck and always has been. Go to Twitter if you want a rightoid hugbox.
>normal caligo
>rev runs in and immediately 3 bars to the first attack
>>534485231Yeah? How about something as weird, unhinged and unheard of in western civilization as being in a monogamous relationship with no cheating involved?
>>534485231I just want to be held and petted and be called a good boy
You're all fucking fools. The next nightfarer will be Super Mario as a cross-promo for the fact that Duskbloods is switch exclusive.
>>534485930cuck but also just bi so getting to eat cum AND pussy at the same time is like getting a Grafted GS on the first camp you clear on a Noklateo map
>>534485350you get more stam overall this way, the blocking completely prevents any stamina recovery. i do the walking strat with bestial sling as the combo string for it really sucks and the recovery allows for stamina to be completely refunded between each cast for the same dps essentially.
>>534484141I don't remember making this post?
>>534485930Both? Also I'm bi and just enjoy the taste of pussy, and the taste of cum, and want to enjoy them both together. It's like peanut butter and chocolate~
>>534485061If you're playing with /erg/ you can usually do some shit that doesn't make sense.
Shout out to the two dumbasses that made us wipe in the rotting forest because they both have symbol of avarice. Very nice work guys really.
>>534485681Very hot.
>>534485823I didn't think you were.
>>534486098Cute! I want to see pictures of you and your cute family someday.
>>534486107Cute! You ARE a good boy.
>>534486138>>534486213>reply to 1 anon >get 2 answers backWtf?
>>534486189some people just don't get it. I have no interest at all in men or masculine bodies whatsoever. I just love women with cocks.
>>534486359I was the one you asked and mentioned peanut butter and chocolate, but it doesn't matter since the other guy and I vibe and clearly both have correct opinions and good taste, we said the same thing
where did western society fail that people have becomes so damaged and degenerate like this? who's responsible for this? kikes? boomers? women being allowed to have power?
>>534486359I just chimed in, I'm not
>>534486575Sorry for the confusion.
>>534484141it is a billion times gayer than a straight man posting like a fujoshi
the depth 5 final giga nightlord boss will be an abyss-corrupted Gwyn
>>534486587The loss of the fear of God
>>534486587first step is the mods and jannies, who just hours ago banwaved actual real players for having a little argument over pathing, but are leaving this up, if not straight up making room for this shit
guarantee i'll get a timeout, warning, or ban for "off-topic" for pointing this out
>>534486587Everyone's been gay as fuck through all of history, retard. Its only the modern degeneracy that tricked people into thinking it was bad. The Romans knew better.
>>534486587It's just the masses realizing we have free will. It's the same thing that ended ancient greece.
>>534486575>>534486657Boys shouldn't eat cum, you are gay
>>534486663there IS nothing gay with futanari. a fujoshi ships a gay relationship between anime characters
>>534486875Shut up faggot, or I'll eat your cum next
>>534485838>>534486038It does always make me laugh with people wondering why it's "suddenly" gay here. Back in 2004 I followed a bisexual crossdressing boy I fancied to this place because he said it was cool. Immediately I saw people posting about Bridget from Guilty Gear XX being hot and threads of crossdressing boys were everywhere. I've been eating good for 21 years and I still have to see someone acting like it's suddenly more gay than normal every few months.
>>534486724my dad said it's just everdark heolstor
/erg/ - erotic roleplay general
okay but which elden ring girls have the biggest futa cocks
>>534486936you are far too gone to ever come back to reality, please stop posting your disgusting fetish, please stop embarrassing yourself
>>534486587Unironically jews
The jews are the ones who pushes for many rights movements
Not everyone deserves rights
>>534487085there is nothing wrong with appreciating a beautiful women that has a hard cock
>>534487014Newfags who joined after gamergate dont get it, basically. They want to invade and change the site.
>>534486991I only let girls eat my cum, I'm not gay
>>534486768it is bad. degeneracy is disrespectful and creates a power dynamic where someone is hurt or placed below someone else instead of treating everyone with equal respect. people don't start out their lives wanting that, they get those desires from being neglected, hurt or traumatized by others in some way
>>534487267What if a girl spits it into his mouth?
not porn
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>>534487042Caligo is number 1.
>>534486307I'm so horny and lonely
>>534487308>a healthy relationship is a man and a woman both wrestling to top and neither one ever getting itlmao
>>534487413Yeah what if that, what if a girl spits cum into my mouth? What if a girl sucks dick until it cums in her mouth, and then we make out and swap it back and forth between us? What if...
All you "femboys" "twinks" and trannies need to realize, there is no future in this road you're taking, no top faggot wants you past 30 you're just gonna be an ugly hon like those gay dudes in One Piece. I hope you understand this for your own good, at some point you need to go back and reset your build and go back to being the strength build you were born to be.
All this trannyscum makes me understand Hitler was onto something
>>534483130Shut the fuck up
>>534483235Here’s the actual update
>>534483846No, it didn’t
>>534484141You aren’t straight and you are not a man
>>534484143No, it’s not
>>534486761Well i reported all of you so hopefully ill get banned too
all I even gotta do is bring up dickgirls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoVOcNkXsqg
>>534487798He was onto losing wars and suicide
>>534487843What do you mean? SMTV and SMTVV were a total success, especially amongst Japanese women over 30.
>>534487760I'm a masc man with a dad bod and built fucking shoulders and forearms. I'm just bi and like dick and pussy. Not every faggot is a tranny.
>>534487927suicide was cope for the history books
man got away in a submarine along with a bunch of other leadership and retired in a south american villa
>>534486587>kikes?Correct.
>>534486768>>534486840>historically illiterate retards show upEverytime.
I don't fucking understand. Yesterday everyone had a fire weapon, 300+ atk from libra, lvl 15, yet caligo barely flinched or took damage then killed our party with giga damage.
Today the game glitched so the mountaintop dragon never spawned, we finished the day at lvl 12 and all I had was a shitty golden halberd and no fire weapons in the team, but we had 0 issues to melt caligo and destroy the armor. She didn't even glitched.
>>534488021What kind of man would describe himself as a "masc man," lol you faggot.
Why the fuck is the ding dong bell better than 95% of the incantations?
>>534488137easy, first game had guardians
>>534486038This is not your leftoid hugbox either retard. This place has always been gay in some measure but it’s also always been racist, sexist and casually homophobic as well. That’s the entire reason why ‘[word]fag’ was still a thing. The issue is nowhere near as black and white as you’d like to revise it as.
>>534488246The kind who sucks femboy dicks and fucks your mother.
>>534484872Based.
>>534485231Shaming is good. To shame people is to ensure a healthy society is still around and functioning. Shame is a fundamental part of the human experience and bad behavior should be disapproved of by all sectors of society, constantly.
>>534485681This however is patrician taste.
>>534486098Lol.
>>534486113Its sad how this isn't even impossible at this point
>>534486291Based call those shitters out
>>534488450Sorry you're too retarded to follow a conversation and thought this nonsequitor was relevant.
>>534488703Yeah I get it that you take it up your ass like Anisa's wife makes him.
>>534486724Kill yourself.
gg wylder squad i didnt get dick for weapons i cosplayed raider
>>534488881Sorry whatever point you thought you had was expertly dismantled in two sentences. Go dilate and cope now.
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>>534489039I meant to say Anisa's husband
>>534489151gg wylder gang
>>534488256Because it tracks well and doesn't have a windup that makes it hard to use without the perfect opening. You can't even get off a bestial sling if you're point blank with a footman even though that's supposed to be the incant equivalent of slicer. Anything even marginally more aggressive is going to beat you up and down if you have aggro and can't run out to make the range they have to close so your spell can actually go off uninterrupted since poise casting buff isn't a thing in nr and rally and most hit effects don't work with incants in the generally fast paced context of the game anything that fires quick and tracks is going to be less problem prone.
There's at least probably at least 8 times in every rev run where you're intoning an incant and someone just runs up and kills what you're aiming at making you waste fp instead of working the encounter from the other side as they would with any other melee. So to me the most consistent issue with incants is their duration before casting even with the passive spell speed. You can learn to aim spells with no tracking or range fine but nothing is as bad as it not going off in time to be practical.
>>534448748That’s exactly what happened
>deletedLmao
aw man caligo glitched out :( barely feels like a victory
>>534477110i look like that and do that
>>534478113get cucked wagoid kek
>>534491902Oh
I was wondering why no one was posting here
>>534474123I regularly fight stuff without locking on, the only problem is the bosses that have fast strafe like attacks, but even thats not a big deal. I do lock on for some stuff though
