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>>534455592>General InfoReverse: 1999 is a turn-based gacha RPG with gameplay revolving around the use of spell cards. The game focuses on storytelling, with a rich main story mode and frequent side-story events. The game is fully voiced in 4 languages, with English as the primary one. There are no PvP elements, you can play at your own pace.
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AC COLLAB
https://youtu.be/gS2PNVbI9hs
https://youtu.be/BXb2i7FMf24
CN 2.8
https://youtu.be/hA5wsP-6xBA
CN 3.0
https://youtu.be/20YLmzTQUSk
08/07 - 09/19 | AC COLLAB
>Current Content07/26 - 09/19 | WEB EVENT | https://reverse1999.bluepoch.com/en/event/collabassassinscreed/
08/07 - 09/15 | La Primavera di Firenze
08/07 - 09/19 | Stage Beyond Sunlight
08/07 - 09/15 | Into The Shadows
08/07 - 09/15 | Brotherhood's Checklist
08/09 - 09/19 | Mane's Bulletin
>Upcoming Content08/11 - 09/19 | Reveries in the Rain
08/28 - 09/19 | Drama in Athens: Akropolis of Athens, Kephallonia, Temple of Apollo
09/04 - 09/19 | Drama in Athens: Akropolis of Sparta, Olympia
09/06 - 09/16 | Route 77: The Haunted Highway (2.1 RERUN)
>Current Banners◉ 07/29 - 08/12 | RERUN | Getian (Beast DPS)
⋙ 08/07 - 09/19 | LIMITED | Ezio (Star DPS) | https://youtu.be/qctUgdAIWHc
◈ 08/07 - 09/19 | EUPHORIA | Marcus/Eternity/Vila/Jessica/Melania/Pickles
>Upcoming Banners⋙ 08/28 - 09/19 | LIMITED | Kassandra (Mineral DPS)
⋙ 09/19 - ??/?? | LIMITED | Nautika (Spirit DPS) | https://youtu.be/N-SihbqsEMk
※ ??/?? - ??/?? | DEBUT | Moldir (Beast DPS) | https://youtu.be/B-IFQPIgOdM
>Downloadhttps://re1999.bluepoch.com | https://store.steampowered.com/app/3092660
>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/1999-resources
>Merchhttps://reverse1999.store
>WATCHALONG08/09 8PM UTC | Assassin's Creed (2016)
>>534094891 >CODES1999GIFT, 5YRBRF9, GoldenApple, SweetestFruit, SpaceMonument, TheCreed, FreeFalling, RaceOnRoofs, WeAreAssassins, UJUMPIJUMP, Reverse1999xACCollab, GachaGaming1999, EZIOXRE1999, TotheVeryEnd
>The perfect woman doesn't exi-
Proof next thre--
Wait where is it?
mane
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Liang...
>>534553402Someone else will have to pick up the mantle.
I fucked up and Ezio died on turn 23 otherwise 10 million would have been easily possible,
SPATHODEA JUMPSCARE!!!!!!
>>534553402Banned. Don't worry, he'll come back in 3 days.
mike
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Birds kithing birds
>>534553610That's ketchup right???
reminder that Blonney can't even deal 20k dmg
this game powercreep is insane
>>534553636>BannedThe girls kissing girls poster?
>heIt's a guy?
bella
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>>534553187 (OP)New Code: DeadlyDusk
>>534553858the kissing got way too heated, I wouldn't be surprised if some girls got pregnant
>>534553816SEMMY SEX
BARCELONA SEX
DEER PUSSY SEX
MENHERA SEX
ROBOT SEX
BISLUT SEX
STONE SEX
GOOP SEX
ZEX
scott1
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>>534553816When's ing going to start an OnlyFans?
>>534553940Proof next thread?
>>534554105>nyoProof THIS thread?
>>534554105where are her cute glasses
>>534554208come on, you can do better bro
>>534554385You've crossed the line.
>>534554208Marcus isn't built for this sadly.
Also I don't have high portraits on anyone else so rip.
what's the "bwo" for sis?
swis?
new Nautika garment just dropped sisters
Does White Rum need levels for 400-3?
>>534554589mechanical body horror would be banger
idk john is THAT based though...
>>534554868one of them is fat
>>534553110With powercreep this retarded I find it increasingly hard to care about the gameplay part.
>>534554868i just squirted onto my monitor
>>534554918Actually both of Moissan's mineral milkers are fat.
>>534554932What gameplay? You hit auto then you hit exit once you get to 850k
Speaking of Moissan, what did she mean by this???
>>534555250Poor Sotheby getting raped by her tutor
>>534555250She likes money.
>>534554932which arcanists would actually eat pizza with pineapple?
Marcus will give you a one way trip to the underworld.
>>534555481>*makes a hole in the ground*
>yfw meta
>yfw OBLITERATES previous meta teams
>yfw actively replaces beloved characters in their own teams
>yfw loved by r1999 players
>yfw the collab is successful
>yfw it's just the beginning
Ubi won so fucking hard it's not even funny
Pera
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>>534555795Zhou...it's too obvious...
>>534555814another victim of no bullet meta
>>534553187 (OP)>SweetestFruit, TheCreed, RaceOnRoofs, UJUMPIJUMPThese have expired, by the way.
>>534554932Please explain why the beastbuncle is there.
>>534555421Regulus for sure.
>>534555795Still shan't be rollan.
I haven't cared about Manes leaderboard since WS released.
This one was in elite mode, I thought elite mode would be harder because you don't have your tuning but the AC items are super broken so it's in fact easier
Excuse me? is that 100 million damage or is this scored differently?
And why the fuck did tier lists give Ezio an 8/10 for raids?
>>534556156Tier lists are garbage we already knew this.
And yes that is 100million you aren't reading wrong.
>>534556076>I haven't cared about Manes leaderboard since WS released.This is the most sane stance to take.
>Euro shartcus spam hours
>>534556226Good morning marcusfan.
>>534556284Better than amerimutt hornyposting hours.
irish hag lovers, our response?
>>534556156'people' just didn't want ezio to be meta but hes ridiculously strong
i've seen lists still putting melania and ulrich above him when he blows both their assholes wide open kek
you do know this raid was made to shill ezio specifically right?
share some jp r1999 streamers pls i want to see AC reactions
People didn't want Ezio to be meta because they don't want to roll him but also they're metafags so they act like if you don't get #1 on the manes leaderboard day 1 you will die.
If a character can comfortably clear reveries and you have fun with them then they're good, who gives a shit about meta in a game this easy without PVP?
it's time to accept male supremacy sisters
>>534556517https://www.twitch.tv/ryosioss
>>534556638Male (singular), yes.
pinksisters I dont feel so good...
a
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>Ezio on the 50th roll (P0)
>37 on the 120th roll
>Free portrait from the 100th roll (P1)
>Ezio on the 140th roll (P2)
Is it worth it to keep rolling if I'm 20 away from the extra portrait to get Ezio to P3?
And what would happen to the free portraits if you have his P5 and you keep rolling up to the 280th summon? golden cassettes?
Why did they make Liang Yue so underpowered?
Absolute state of Barracuda
>>534556827anti-chinese propaganda
>>534556942What? Her role is to buff the impromptu incantation damage.
>Ezio
Roll if you enjoy the cock/ want to be on "trooncord" leaderboard (you'll be outwhaled anyway)
>>534556827I'm interested to see how they will try and fix liang's kit
>poison is the strongest team again
>willow didn't make the team
>but flutterpage did
>>534556827She's the only balanced limited at release
>>534556827>Backlash for making Mercuria too much of a dupebait (p1)>Flutterpage p1 is accepted just fine>Since it seems like the players are okay with dupes as long as core mechanics aren't changed, let's see if they'll be okay when it's a limited as it's easier to get dupes this way>flops, worst selling limited ever>Aleph - back to FP's design>Nautika - let's see if making portraits not change anything really will work again>WORKS FLAWLESSLY, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, BEST-SELLING CHARACTER EVERHoneslty I think she'll be forgotten.
Seeing Impromptu do more damage in 5 turns than my Marcus team did in 25 was...upsetting to say the least.
>>534557236sounds like a skill issue
>>534557153>balancedmore like crippled
not starting with 5 moxie fucking sucks
>>534557049>wizard book fanart>obsessed with other people's genitals pottery
>>534557213Liang Yue is a very popular character art and fans wise though so I doubt she'll be forgotten.
>>534557276Impromptu shits out insane burst damage constantly, getting to 4million was a joke, Marcus is consistent damage but not insane burst.
That's just how it is.
>>534557047Nah. It's about having ult with a damage. But I just find it funny, because Voyager's mostly tickle raid bosses with her ult.
>>534557213Doubt this was their though process
Even if Liang had her P1 as her base, she still isn't a game changer like the others
sis why are you so angered when you see anything relating to harry potter? that isn't normal behavior
>>534557360Sorry, I shouldn't have just assumed Ezio's gender, my bad
>>534557360You mean Harry Potter, our next collab.
Harry Potter collab would suck because nobody actually cares about the characters in Harry Potter. The cultural legacy of that franchise is almost entirely down to color coded scarves. Who the hell would they even put on a banner?
>>534557647is that timekeeper and texas
>>534557704People care about the scarves, the school and the setting actually.
>>534557725those are the worst moms ever
>>534557704Hermoine and Draco obviously (Ron as the 5 star, HP himself is boring so leave him out). Also the garments would look pretty sweet.
>>534557704I love Hermione though. I can't count how many times I've masturbated to that scene of her running away to the washroom trying to escape the troll.
>>5345577046* Harry Potter (Star)
6* Draco Malfoy (Beast)
5* Serverus Snape (Plant)
I fucking hate Harry Potter and it's entire fanbase which somehow alive to this day. If Zhou ever pick a book for collab, I hope it would be a better one.
Zhou loves the transgenders so he'd never collab with the TERF witch from bong island
>>534557926Shakespeare collab when
>>534557967Zhou also loves money so it's a no-brainer to collab with the biggest westoid franchise that all Asians love.
we should instead collab with the biggest eastoid collab that all westerners love, dragon balls
Fine then. If you hate Harry Potter so much, then lets collab with a different gigantic westoid franchise
>>534556825golden casettes I would assume.
Its probably worth to go to P3 if its just 20 rolls but wait for Kassandra first and see what her portraits will do.
>>534558232This became such garbage, at least do LOTR.
>>534557213I have LY at P2 and she still feels janky to use sometimes
We should probably collab with female oriented franchises. Are there any actually good westoid ones?
>>534558232age rating too high for us to collab with, sorry. this would be more suitable and its the most popular franchise with women by far
>>534558232way past its prime. We'd have to go back to, idk, 2017, but releasing R1999 back then would've brought even more comparisons to FGO.
>>534558501Disney I guess?
>>534558501The Owl House is dead and disney sucks to work with so not that...
I genuinely can't think of much.
>>534558501it would be based
>>534558232>GoT over LoTRFuck you.
>>534558501Girls at work wouldn't shut up about this when it was airing
>>534558710Do you have a single idea how fucking hard it would be to get the license? Especially if you'd want to base stuff on the movies?
>>534558787They made a movie about 4chan???
>>534558716This would actually be kino.
>>534558810>hardWe just need to nuke Tolkien Estate from orbit. Fuck this faggots.
>>534558943remember the 6 millions of Ezio's damage
>LOTR collab
>6 star aragorn
>default garment is the hooded cloak from his first scene and we can't see most of his face
>i2 is his armor but he arbitrarily has a full face helmet with black eye holes
You rike?
>>534559106Eh I'll take it.
>>534559106SHUT THE FUCK UP
MASKSLOP NEEDS TO GO
>>534559106as if we would ever collab with a western ip
>>534559106>Every collab has the character wearing a hood
>>534558870Yeah m8 we're on the telly
jrmBrqQ
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>>534554208fatutu is really good at helping your team last longer thanks to her shells
>>534559238nigga we're literally doing it right now
>>534558659that would be kino but besides Katniss would you rather have 6* Peeta or Finnick?
>the painters bring up Plato
>Apeiron music starts playing
>>534559547first get apple
second get peeler
use peeler on apple
apple skin acquired
>>534559547Take that as a lesson.
>>534559957sex with charlie!
>>534559297I hate how the new poison meta is basically just Tuesday keeping up enough poison stacks for Ezio to do his bullshit.
>>534560131good for me, i hate willow and jessica and avoided poison for a long time, but ezio makes it based now
Back on topic though, when is the Japan patch?
>>534560379another Solar classic
>>534560507have you seen a single japanese character in the game?
japan obviously doesn't exist in reverse
>>534560507during our lifetime
>>534560507best we're getting is korean rebellion where japan is the villain and it'll be rayashki-level loved by the fandom
>>534560985patting sotherby's sotherbys
>>534560640Two genterman walkt into ah fine brikeu bierding...
gay sex with ezio (hard meta and higher than 8.8 btw)
>>534561082have you seen anybody talk about her here?
no?
then she doesn't exist
>>534561209>jap reading korean smutthis is funnier than it should be
>Poison (Tuesday/Ezio/Flutterpage) hitting almost 200million
Poison really was just held back by Willow huh...
>>534561459>turn Poison into FuA>suddenly, with two most busted characters ever, it deals damage
>>534561459She's got better things to do than to feck about with big numbers
Ezio! Sei un cane bastardo e fastidioso!
>>534561574good that I'm an average number!
>>534561459i want to patapata her paper
>>534560659nobody gives a single fuck about korea unless its kpop, squid game or that recent sony movie
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>>534561648I am number 7 and you are number 9.
>>534561752you sure this applies to reverse, weeb? we have a TON of soviet chapters
>>534561960And there are enough sovietboos and russiaboos in the world
find me 5 koreaboos that care about what happened in that shithole before the war
>>534562039i mean, they've done patches for india before? sao paulo? i feel like their avoidance of japan is for a reason (cough japan are the fascists of asia and bluepoch doesn't like them). they would much sooner focus on korea imo
The scene where Ezio and apple overlook firenze from a rooftop is peak and you're a soulless, dilating troon if you didn't appreciate the event.
battle of leyte gulf patch when
>>534562174You're saying this when Satsuki exists and they're spending fat bucks on seiyuus and marketing in Japan, you know that, right?
>the only japanese character is permanently chained by her hands and has killed people
i'm sure this means nothing lol
What exactly are the conditions for ezios FUA attacks? Sometimes he follows up ally attacks, sometimes he has a reaper effect, sometimes he does nothing.
>>534562352>the only Colombian character executes people in her first CG>the only Saami character turns into a monstrosity>the only Kazakh character is a turncoat>the only Polish character is a fucking scarecrow>the only Romanian character keeps finding way to fuck things upI'm not sure where you want to get with that logic
>>534562507learn to read?
now that Ezio has officially powercrept Nautika on CN, I think Nautika should get an early euphoria. Thoughts?
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Ezio fucks Apple btw.
>>534562507>use his counter, when enemys attack he attacks back>equip 2nd mini-weapon if your FuA and he'll do his skill 1 when an enemy dies
>>534562661Post the CN manes numbers.
EA SPORTS
I kinda fucked up the UV map and I haven't properly weighted the model yet, but it works!
>>534562683>Ayo signorita regulus, your friend be ZESTYTruly an ubislop collab
>>534562839CAM ON VERTIN SCORE SUM FAKIN GOALS
>>534562683ezio licking stripes up apple!
ezio tonguing that bottom part of his apple!
ezio frotting using apple!
ezio painting all over apple!
>>534562708I know about the counter obviously, but the skill 1 on enemy death/ally attack aren't consistent.
korea is just gay, retarded china
>>534562940The K in Korea stands for Kino
The J in Japan stands for Joke
Korea is just Japan with gender pvp
>>534563105so just Japan?
korea would have an epic anti-imperalism story that features no prominent male characters
CN
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New tier list dropped.
if they can go back to any point in time, can we get a collab with land before time?
>>534563309why are you mad lol? need i remind you of japan's extensive history of conquest and war crimes against humanity? bluepoch is a chinese company, they hardly have a positive view of them either
>>534563401I've got a better candidate.
>>534563283>anti-imperialism story>crushed every single time to the point that their women are known for being military sexslaveslmao
>>534562930his attack when allys attack only triggers with an actual incantation/attack, FuA's wont trigger it, and obviously if you dont equip his 2nd mini-weapon he wont FuA when enemys die
>>534563457>no prominent male charactersnot interested in your troon historical revisionism
>>534563321why did FP go down?
>>534563321wtf you fags told me ezio is top tier but he's on the same tier as molly
>>534563876>34 milwow
I just celebrated my first 3-4mil Mane score...
>>534563895>can fit in nautika team, but nautika dos more damage if you play her with sentinel>can fit her in lucy+ulrich team, but they perform better with charon>can fit her in impromptu team, but they perform better with aleph>doesnt buff ultimate team and they have moldir
Should I P5 Ezio while I'm still able to if there's no point in getting anyone else anymore?
>>534564280You can only use one Ezio and highest tier Reveries requires 4 teams right now.
>>534564425>troon clutches nerviously made this post
>>534557407She's the only p5 I have next to lucy because I really enjoyed her personal story.
Man she better get a lucy tier euphoria.
>>534563895fua team is not as good as the top meta teams
>>534564649https://files.catbox.moe/d1mdkp.mp4
By the way this is what lucy does in CN right now. Yeah.
>>534562661Yes make all her damage non-negatable genesis damage, give her 20 extra attacks, make all her incants rank 3 automatically, and you know what screw it she heals everyone too.
>>534565081>PtN that highhuh?
>>5345650813rd anniversary event
>>534565081>lushu game losing to plants vs zombies
when are we getting a collab with back to the future
>>534566065>far beam 84>lilith gameslilith is still making new shit? lol that's wild
>check out most used teams in 300-2
>anjo team is most used with big lead
How? How the fuck are you playing with Anjo fucking Nala nonstop petrify against you?
>>534556696Charon is the best amplifier too
>>534556696>>534567015aleph is also the best singular unit of impromptu btw
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>>534556942>>534557430bandarola's role isnt to do damage, is to giga-buff impromptu
>metafagging
>posting on cooldown
>>534567163you're expecting too much from the average timekeeper
What did Sotheby mean by this?
>>534567685Sotheby doesn't know people die when they are killed
>>534555795>meta until nautika>dethroned a second later with the new cn llimitedThe powercreep is too rampant and i dont like that ezio doesnt show his face and the poor quality animations so i wont be rolling
The level of UI nesting to find content in this game is retarded.
>>534568518tbf, it's usually more intuitive than this. AC prioritized cute collab UI over readability
That's what you get for starting during a Ubislop collab
>>534566065I always wonder why it's so popular among the Chinese.
since everybody loves ezio and will love kassandra and the collab is a success we're gonna get even more ubisoft collabs
can't wait for vaas and prince
This will be the last Ubislop collab John told me in a dream
>>534568518It's not normally like this, that said I've had a red "new thing" icon over the event page for a while and for the life of me I don't know what it is.
I HATE PETRIFY I HATE PETRIFY I HATE PETRIFY
>>534569832im sure liang will get a broken euphoria next chinese event
>>534569263Look to the upper right inside the event page next to Vertin's head, it's probably Mane's Bulletin having opened.
>>534569832her euphoria will make her useable again, trust
BED BREAKING SEX WITH CRISTALLO
>>534568802It has all the aesthetics that chinese women like, it is one of the few yuri games that actually has sex appeal + romance and isn't cringeshit like HBR, and it completely services the niche market it wants to appeal to
japan would never make anything like r1999, and limbus while almost in a similar niche is nowhere near as pandering as r1999, and its also a franchise game; so many players will always stay away from it
>>534568802Westaboo franchise that's also their own thing.
That's it really.
Does Ezio have an acoustica artefact?
is 1-1 or 1-3 better on ezio? obviously crit overflow is good but not having to constantly use your counter skill frees you up to use other skills
>>5345710031/1 if your able to abuse his extra crit rate/crit damage overflow like lopera, 1/2 if your doing lucidscape with lots of low HP adds, 1/3 for harder non-ST fights like limbo or revelries
>I just had to keep doing those seemingly endless fights until they were over for this to count
>Didn't even give me any rewards
use eizo
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shilling is at maximum level
Amazing encounter design.
>>534572874Korntent is deader than the GDR.
>>534572620Tch, didn't level your 2-4* characters? Well earned.
>>534572278This patch is for newcuties, its good for them since they'll probably only have ezio
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>>534569832A disgusted face garment will fix her
>>534574630Valentina gets to fuck this everynight btw
>>534558501Unironically, still harry potter
It’s catnip for nerdy millennial girls.
Manes
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I dont know how impromptu works
>>534574630looks like slop lol
>>534558659>>534559485Everyday Im surprised that we actually have women itt
>>534575547It clearly is.
This fucking nigger and his magical HP pixel. And the fucking true damage jellyfish and his fucking ult. I'm so mad. But it's finally over. Might as well kill myself too. Danke Doctor
>>534575628its a gacha with good clothes and pretty prudish compared to everything else, of course it has a lot of women, cn estimated around 70%
>>534575990Yeah I know. I’ve been to the collab cafe in Japan and it was like 70% women.
Still catches me off guard though
>>534574630Semmyfags please drop your entire Semmy folders.
>kakania is a pseudo afk sustain
>babel euphoria is an afk sustain
>medpoc euphoria is an afk sustain
>fatutu is a pseudo afk sustain
>kiperina is an afk sustain
>vila euphoria is an afk sustain
Will this just be the trend from now on? I like how the game showers us with actually good and available sustains unlike HSR but they're starting to feel kinda samey.
>>534576413you are free to use the ones that aren't afk sustain
>>534576413i mean, it's what you want in a sustain. there aren't exactly any afk dps out there
>>534576627>there aren't exactly any afk dps out thereRiposte Ezio, Kakania.
>>534576262Here's my best Semmy
>>534576262I don't think I can do that without getting banned for spam.
>>534576789>Riposte Ezioap neutral, uses less ap with 1-3 but in practice you're still using his s1 lmfao
>Kakaniarequires people to use THEIR ap into her. hardly counts as a dps in harmacist either lol
>>534576627Your 37? Your J? Your Semmy? Your Wifefucker?
Reminder that Valentina has VAMP'D Semmy every day since SoD ended.
>>534577302>Your 37? Your J? Your Semmy? Your Wifefucker?these characters don't exist in a vacuum lol, which team are you using them in where an afk sustain isn't preferable? you're telling me you're going out of your way to use jbabel+37 so you can attach fucking tooth fairy on the end so that you don't have to use an afk sustain?
>>534577642"afk sustains" don't exist in vacuum either, anon
>>534555838disbelief or irritation iirc. often used incorrectly by non-italians
>>534578367this doesn't look consensual
>>534578461Semmy's eyes turned into heart eyes near the end so it was consensual.
>>534578185yes, how intellectual of you. how exactly does this go against anything i've said retard
>>534578628https://shansizai.lofter.com/post/1f711035_2bf08d70e
>>534578683>so you can attach fucking tooth fairy on the end so that you don't have to use an afk sustain?nta but you would still want an afk sustain because they are better than tooth fairy, simple as
>>534577501What's the deal with these save icons Semmy is always drawn with?
>>534579232Really anon? Really? You've never played her?
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>was happy with my 21 mill
>check what others are getting
what the frick!
>>534579292She throws them in one of her skills but I still don't get what they are.
I am not falling for this
>>534579128that's kind of my exact point? did you read a single thing i've said? why is everyone here functionally illiterate?
this manes bulletin is just made for shit posting since the damage numbers are inflated by 10x, so now we're going to hear stuff like Ezio is 10x stronger than Nautika
>>534579485Yes I've seen this episode before
One person will fall for it and he will say "wow EVERYONE in this general is so gullible and new!"
you
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>>534579435Floppy Disks.
They have Arcanum in them, she doesn't need them post-VAMPing
>>534565081is this downloads or revenue?
A
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>>534579892A question was asked and I gave the answer, simple as.
>>534579845>Floppy DisksThey used to make physical save icons??
come on /1999/ you can do better than this
Open raid, don't read a single line, use marcus and vila suboptimal team, get 850k, exit
This is it. This is my favorite team ever.
Liang-Yu empowering incantations and boosting damage, Flutterpage boosting FUAs and adding extra actions, Fatutu keeping everyone topped off and dealing decent damage of her own, and Ezio just causing a casual 60,000 points of damage per strike, only getting stronger as he ramps up.
This isn’t the strongest score, may not be optimized, but I don’t think I care. This is peak “stupid-fun” in Reverse, and I love it.
>Close your eyes, it'll all be over soon
>>534580457and if you switch out liang with tuesday you can do about... half a billion more in score:
>>534579332
>>534580732Liangsisters...
>>534580732oh no, she did ONLY 1,5m more damage than she's supposed to to get all rewards, literally unplayable
You can stop after getting 850k ma'am
>>534581267b-but my discord leaderboard
It sure would be diabolical if BP released an NPC people wanted in the (assumed) limited banner of 3.1....after FOMO rollers blew their rolls on the collab...
>>534581425I just use my benefits of foresight and skip 3.0. Simple. But really. They should stop with this limited shit. It's annoying.
>>534581267you're not going to impress your /1999/ peers without a top dog score, you know. My clit (etc.) when I saw lots of numbers in those pics anon posted before
>>534581425the limited shouldn't be coming until 3.2 though
The limited just flew over my house
>>534581425wait, how often does this shit get limited characters?
>>534580457wouldnt vila be better here? liang is very moxie hungry and vila can give her some
>>5345817921.x - just two (1 for the dedicated chinkwank half-anni, 1 for the anni)
2.x - three or four (1 out of nowhere in 2.2 after a pretty bad attempt to build up a character, 1 for the dedicated chinkwank half-anni, 1 for the anni and NOW Global also counts the collab characters as limited)
3.x - we don't know
>>534581425I'm safe because I only roll guys and they would never release a limited one
>>534581792>2.2 Limited Anjo>2.3>2.4>2.5 Limited Liang>2.6>2.7 >2.8 Limited Nautika, also anniversary>2.9 (AC collab)>3.0>3.1 ???
>>534581792Every 3 patches since 2.2, from 1.6 to 2.2 was the test run but then the trend is 2.2, 2.5, 2.8, 3.2 and the ac collab is not a numbered patch
>>534582067They literally just did
Also you know that Igor is coming
>>534579435Little baby anon...
Weibo doesn't have a block so you should be able to just access these links, anyway I found a Valenweis mini-doujin if anyone cares.
https://weibo.com/5670714018/Pid7bDoqy?refer_flag=1001030103_
https://weibo.com/5670714018/5145203397625532
https://weibo.com/5670714018/5165686167175371
https://weibo.com/5670714018/5167131379630164
>>534582489Yes I care, thank you.
>>534581992>>534582083>>534582304damn that's more common than I expected
>>534582943limited just means not in the standard pool and reruns once a year
except ezio and kassandra, they're actually limited
I have evidence that links Noire to several high profile individuals during her time in Hollywood
>>534584675Marcus tanked that.
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This team has perfect synergy but not super good damage (i got killed halfway through)
>>534576413Soon we will have a sustain that will deal tons of DPS as well.
>>534585293why are you missing 2 zeros on your score?
Why do yall keep saying dps when this is a turn based game
I found the most sovlful team
>>534586025because everybody knows what it means and "dpt" is confusing.
also this sister is in the top 10 with a P3 Ezio so dont feel like you need to P5 him
>>534586064>Nimi>p5 Recocertified cuck
>>534558716>another italian eventPlease stop
>>534586230yeah i'm sure that it's not because of p5 fp and p4 vila
>>534586230Because the boss literally takes way more damage with Ezio for the sake of shilling him.
>>534580151Why does she look so unhappy?
Sex with 96 years old Loggerhead
not being able to quickly change ezios weapon before battle is just bad design
>>534586482I don't think she'd be dancing willingly. Maybe she lost a bet.
>>534586427P5 Flutterpage is a human right
>>534586482She's just vibing to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh75iZ7wsDU
so does no one at all run Ultimate Ezio?
>>534587152You can tap on him and then tap the level up button to change weapons in the pre-fight menu
No it shouldn't be that obtuse
>>534587616nice that works. thanks
>>534588113I only care about vamp'd semmelwife
>>534588113should have shown more of her mineral milkers
>>534588113I do think about skipping the first BP since I started playing but that's mostly because I want to buy other garments and I usually don't do that
>>534588113its a BP garment, everyone has it if they want the paid track
Marcus garment theme, lines and euphoria are just a way to remind everyone she fucked up and killed hoffman
The Assassin's Creed movie watchalong starts in 90 minutes.
Link is in the rentry in the OP
>>534591068Right??? It's kinda fucked up
>2 euphorias
>they're both shit
How does this keep happening
>>534591859The bottom of insight line is worse
>"Don't look back" i will keep that in mindShe fucked up because she looked back
>>534582489I do. Thank you.
>>534582489>Valentina almost dies>Sees Lorelei calling for herKek
>>534591959But Tennat only got one
>>534591959Trust the plan, the third euphoria will slot her into a different health drain gimmick and she'll be meta.
>>534593197Not falling for your trick again Eternity. Give me my materials back, you rusty old CUNT.
Once one the best DPS, she now she has to eat from Ezio's scraps who's ceiling has yet to be reached if Kassandra gigabuffs him even more. hardest fall-off in the game
>>534593407>Once one the best DPS She was a two patches ago...
>>534593516Remember that Noire's reign lasted just one patch
>>534593797Noire's time will come once she gets a proper team. any day now!
>>534593797The idea that Noire will never be relevant again, until they give her another crutch is funny. And sad. Mostly sad. Would roll on re-run anyway.
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please redeem me
>>534594924I did, just to further my collection
>>534594924I spent all my gold tapes on bunnies. Sorry.
>>534594304blame Zhou for making Marcus meta (again). They both want the same teammates, especially Vila (or AAL if she ever were to get an E2), whilst providing nearly the same thing albeit Marcus' damage is more consistent whereas Noire relies on her ult mainly. Pedohag has pretty good % on her ult once all conditionals are met but Marcus can make the best use out of most Plant characters so long as you brought fishwife with you. Both are perfectly capable of of clearing content though.
>>534593407>Once one the best DPSshe wasnt even the best Star DPS when she came out
it's ok for character not to be super fucking OP, u know
please encourage more noire and less ezio character
>>534594263oh god the faces
>>534595471The sheer irony of that post is lost on me.
>>534595471People won't buy underpowered characters.
>>534595471No but you see if my favourite character isn't meta how will people post about her being stronger than other people's favourites??
>>534595471You're not thinking like a greedy dev.
>>534595408was Windsong that good? No wonder they capped the max amount of incats in a spelldock
>>534595471>it's ok for character not to be super fucking OP, u knowYes.
>please encourage more noire and less ezio characterYes
This post would've been great had you not attached Recoletta fren but agreed. Ezio just has the benefit of being insanely flexible because he's a limited collab unlike Natuika (who still shits over most of the game.) Powercreep doesn't matter until it starts affecting Limbo/Dreamscape/Reveries imho but that's just my take.
>>534595408I was happy with getting a sidegrade but then she flopped and now the next limited will be a flop too if she can't mog Ezio/Nautika on auto
>>534595471People don't spend money on weaker picks.
People don't spend money on sidegrades.
You can't sell a character just by their looks, voice or personality, and even if you can, why not also make them OP? From a business perspective powercreep is in the developer's highest interest. You'll shittalk me but you know that I'm right.
>>534595652My daughter is the most strongest there ever was. No one else even competes.
Will Ulrich be able to clear 400-III with some help? Asking for a friend ha-ha. The thing is. Idiot run out of good characters and can't even bring the cannon to first HP threshold. Moron. Ha-ha.
idk, where's that 37 euphoria?
>>534596224>You can't sell a character just by their looks, voice or personality (unless the gameplay is well designed*), and even if you can, why not also make them OP?FTFY. You can so long as the game has enough wiggle room to allow underpowered characters to clears. The issue with Reveries that there's usually one answer in the form of character(s) and retard buttons like Natuika don't help.
>>534596369Wait a bit longer and you can clear it with Poltergeist solo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmfLCS7_ak4
woah nautika, that's a lot of smegma, allow me to lick it clean with my pussy
>>534595959>>534595471We have hit a point where if we don't get insane powercreep the characters don't sell so new characters will just keep getting stronger and stronger until that initial set of (previously good) euphorias are considered absolute garbage.
You can already see it happening with some of the better ones:
>>534563321Jiu moved down to T1 already, Sazabi and Jessica are dropped all the way down to R2 and Lilya is now slumming it with Shamane who never had a good euphoria.
The worst part is this process is speeding up rather than just being "every patch cycle is a big jump" so now in just the span of two patches previously amazing characters can become "garbage".
They were meant to release characters that need to be part of teams to work fully to counter this but they ONLY did that with impromptu, every new team now has every single unit be utterly broken.
This is the future BP chose.
>>534596673what the fuck?
how does that robot do so much dmg
>>534596668Name 5 gachas with "well designed gameplay" that is immune to powercreep.
>>534597271>gacha>well designed gameplaypick one
>>534597457That's what I'm talking about.
Powercreep is all Jiu's fault by the way.
Sisters, will you forgive me if I skip the asscreed story.
>>534596983A good thing is bluepoch still cares somewhat for now shitty units and releases euphorias, a bad thing there's a lot of characters and they should release at least 4-5 eupho per patch to keep the rhythm, and a possible future bad thing is having shitty characters like shamane with 5 euphorias
>>534596983I did a test the other day, most viable team deal around the same dmg, even old characters still rival newer release, with the exception of impromptu
I wouldn't worry too much about powercreep with how euphoria character is stronger than new release (see Cent/Lucy/Marcus/etc)
the real problem is all contents now are extremely easy if you have a fully built team
>>534597562By all means go ahead. It's short and mostly fine. The next one feature R*gulus tho. I skip that one.
>>534597562I'm still at node 2
I'm sure I'll read it by the end though
>>534597814Regulus is the only reason to read it. Sotheby is much less entertaining than the incredible Regulus!
>Cent euphoria incantation can hit for a million, multiple times
what the fuck, where are the Cent glazers?
>>534595471But I love Ezio.
>>534597562It's highly whatever, unless you like APPLe and Sotheby goofing around or painting autism OR basedpog at AC2 references there's nothing good about the story.
>>534598049>Regulus is the only reason to read itIt is that bad?
>>534598434it's literally not out yet
>>534598434AC Odyssey is bad, so I can't expect an event based on it to become good.
>>534598049Sotheby is way cuter and funnier than regulus tho
>>534595119This is the most retarded thing you can do in this game. Grow a brain, moron
>>534598245>Cent glazers? I promoted myself to Centurion's personal chair long time ago.
>>534598434If a patch is boring just add Regulus to make it more entertaining, she's the secret ingredient.
>>534598708name 1 beneficial portray in the gold bunny shop
>>534598708>NOO YOU SUPPOSE TO COLLECT ALL 240 GOLDEN TAPES TO WIN THE DRAGON BALL TOURNAMENTNo
>>534598962WTF? I love Regulus now?
>>53459901624 pulls or a character that you'd normally spend 70/140 on. Do the math.
The lore doc is updated, I've also put a few links from the fandom Assassin's Creed wiki to be more on point, event was more lorefriendly than I thought it would be except for adding all the historical buildings mentioned during Ezio minigame which was a pain in the ass
(Here's a picture of the actual Paolo Uccello who definitely wasn't a bluebird)
>>534598962you say that like it's a bad thing
>>534599287>24 summon or p2 SpathodeaYeah the math says take the summons
>>534599287not if you already have them
>>534599475>>534599490actual double digit IQ.
>>534599287 >you'd normally spend 70/140 on>SpathodeaWhat the fuck is actually wrong with you?
>>534599613I will play the game in whichever way I choose and there's literally nothing you can do about it
Keep seething because I'm not being """optimal"""
p2 spathodea will save your account, please buy her from the shop
>>534597790>the real problem is all contents now are extremely easy if you have a fully built teamthis is the biggest issue imho, not a huge fan of 99% of all content taking less than 2 turns to clear
>>534598930you think its only for portraits? you can get a new p0 for 24 pulls. Retard
>>534599354somebody from the cytube wanted to talk to you about Kippy's character story btw
>>534599650Spathodea isnt the only character there, anyone can be on that shop at any point and you will miss them by not saving a measly 24 pulls
>>534599969>a new p0unless you already have them all
>>534599969im not the one here without all the gold tape shop characters here
>>534600181Most of the time it's an old character you probably wouldn't want though.
>>534600197sorry but if you are trading gold tapes for bunnies you might as well be homeless, you are not gonna character shame me
>>534600598>nooo I NEED my marcus dupelmao
I bought pickles from the shop knowing it's buff was coming and got a pretty sweet deal out of it
The watchalong will begin momentarily
>>534600682like they'll add Marcus there
they don't even want to return 37 because her dupes actually matter
Last call for the Assassin's Creed movie!
>>534600682its like seeing a hobo digging through trash while trying to convince me they already tried every good food possible and are now trying the leftovers. You do not have all the characters, you did not try all the tasty foods
They should have left Manes dead.
>>534601347I don't think anyone is trying to "convince you", but allow me to use food analogy too. The temper tantrum you throw around is certainly real fucking delishes.
>>534601783The boss gains absolutely massive damage reduction very soon (like 2m mark?) so those numbers don't seem to be possible. No way poison can go that high.
Timekeepers, how do we cope with sensual abuse from our step mother?
>>534602116domination loss is the answer
>>534602116Do the same thing when we grow up
>>534602072Ezio is THAT strong sis.
reminder Ezio is only 8.8. easy skip
>>534602072>absolutely massive damage reductiondoesnt genesis damage ignore all of that?
>>534602072Genesis damage isn't affected by damage reduction, that's the whole reason why genesis damage is good, I don't think it's unreasonable for P5 Ezio to do 10 million a turn
>>534601783>highest on CN is 300mil>highest on global is 160milwhat exactly are we missing here? Everyone on the leaderboard also has P5 Flutter page and P3 Fatutu
>>5346021164.8 will feature Vertin raping Arcana
>>534601783I hate those fucking lolis being in every single team.
FUCK YOU ZHON
>>534602605the age of hags is over. the age of cunny will last forever.
We love Flutterpage here.
>>534602605Would you rather have busted old men instead
>>534602739shes literally 11
>>534602861I mean Ezio is a busted old man
>>534602861Remove old and we have a deal.
>poison weak raid will be gone before global gets Jess E2
its not fair!
>>534603047I’d like to bust inside old man Ezio
>>534603047He's not old... yet
>>534577338and that's a good thing!
>>534603047Ezio isn't even 30 during the event iirc
Flutterpage more like Nutbutterpage
>>534603275You can always bully Lord of the Dream
>>534603696Funnily enough, he's still 17 during the event as he was born in 1459
>>534604727Zhou just can't help himself...
>>534604727>A human's artwork. Exhibited in the late 15th century for 34 years. Completed in summer, on the 24th of June. Originally exhibited in the Republic of Florence, later moved to Venice, Rome, Istanbul, and more.
>>534604727>this is a 17 year old boyNo fucking way
>>534604896The event throws us at 1476, yet the uttu info uses his appearance and age from 1493 during the savonarola incident
>>534605042Italians are built different
>>534605156And i should add he never touched constantinople until he was 52 years old... Why is his bio so fucking confusing
>>534605042If we can have a 41 year old hag that looks like someone who hasn't aged past her mid 20s I'm pretty sure we can have this.
Ezio is the most fun I've had with this game in a while. Shanking things for a gorrillion dmg will never get old.
>>534603047Ezio isnt old, he's in his 30s
>>534606998He's not though
He's likely the only character with a known full birth date in R1999
>>534605156>1476did Zhou just fuck up the AC2 timeline? his parents arent even dead until the end of 1476 and he has to spend 3 years training before becoming an assassin. Not to mention he doesnt even learn about the pieces of Eden for another 10
>>534609036Assassin's Creed is good or at worst okay until Unity.
>>534606998thats clearly not 37
>>534609036I acquired it, at least
>>534609036I've played every AC game except for Shadows
>>534609036Assassin Creed is for hardcore gamers
>>534609878Even Liberation and the smaller games like China?
>>534609878why wont you play shadows
>>534610281nobody sane wants to play shadows
>>534610079they made AC China?
>>534610556https://store.steampowered.com/app/354380/Assassins_Creed_Chronicles_China/
>>534610385you can be a japanese lesbian in it though
>>534610556https://www.assassinscreedjade.com/
>>534610654I thought she wasn't even japanese
>>534610654I can be a lesbian in plenty of other games and most of them are infinitely better than AC Shadows
>>534608654And he's 34 years old, everything is confusing, also just 2 days into 1476 should be enough for the basics as he killed umberto in december
>>53460903612 years ago yeah
>>534610079Even the Chronicle games yes.
>>534610281You know why.
>>534611545I thought there already was we wuz ass creed game before shadows if that's what's bothering you
>>534563876Why does Shamane has that funny face
>>534610757Yasuke, you know, the black guy, isn't, but Naoe, the ninja, is Japanese and is a woman.
Absolute dogshit of a movie.
>>534612405At least you didn't suffer alone!
>>534612405Shoulda been a musical!!!!
Movie was fucking awful, lots of "HE SAID THE THING/HE DID THE THING" moment, everyone tried to desperately look cool but looked lame instead, it didn't even feel like a real movie, it felt like a 4chan shitpost, genuinely the worst thing I've seen in a while
>>534612405ezio did the impossible and powercreeped nautika
assassins creed movie did the impossible and powercreeped blazing saddles
>>534613065no wonder why she hates the Dr Papper queen
>>534613057>ezio did the impossible and powercreeped nautikano he didnt
>but Manes Bulletindoesnt count as a game mode
maybe Blazing Saddles wasn't THAT bad...
>>534613057>assassins creed movie did the impossible and powercreeped blazing saddlesNot true and Blazing Saddles is still the worst atrocity created by mankind.
>>534612405At least you didn't pay to see that
>>534613548sorry
also, all the art of Tuesday/ Grace molesting Argus did actually made me like her more...
>>534613578I can't imagine anyone willingly paying to watch that shit
Why does this place even hate Blazing Saddles so much?
Movie is funny as fuck.
>>534613548I will never forgive Argus
>>534613901sorry, my sense of humor requires more than just racist jokes
>>534613878At least one of our sisters did watch it during the theater run
>>534613901I'll get banned for listing all the wrong things with the movie.
>>534614170Do you look like this?
If so, L O N D O N
>>534614170please talk shit to me
>>534614639Ok.
>>534614704I'm not playing into your weird fetish sis.
>>534614639I'm grumpy like Willow but not as pretty as her
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>>534614762but I asked nicely...
>>534614862the night Vertin was conceived
marcus can brute force 400-4 now. dont need to bring petrify/seal, just burst the boss down with marcus and bring kakania to survive the first ult. only 6 rounds lul
>>534614828Good enough, please be in London
>>534615159You don't even need Kakania btw, I did it with Marcus/Druvis/Mercuria/Vila.
>>534615325Argus debuff is also so nice to have now!
I keep Willow as my suitcase gal for the full nagging wife experience.
>>534615325mercuria kept dying every time without her. maybe its because my chars are still lv30
>>534615392with argus you could prob do it within 5 rounds
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>>534615810I think flutterpage is super cute but I cant stand using her in my lobby because of how obnoxious her 'banging roof with her stick' sound is
>>534607656cute
thanks for reminding me to buy the snek garment
>>534616054It's only 2(?) voice lines at least.
>>534616525Including her morning greeting line that you hear every single day...
Lost my ezio 50/50 to Tuesday 40 pulls in it's over
>>534617246guaranteed p1 by 110 summons you fucking won
>>534617246You still have a month left
>>534617246I lost to F22 p1 and had to redeem at 100...
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>>534617246should have pulled them at the same time sis
>>534616054I think she loses those lines in her mail girl garment
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This is not that AC guy. What is she good for?
>>534617823Making smug faces.
>>534617652I read that as Mall girl and I kinda want to see a more cosmopolitan Flutterpage.
>>534617823HER ARCHETYPE.
>>534617823Keep young children, especially males, away from her
>>534617823rape correction
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>>534617823she has lots of ways to say her name and helps buff impromptu damage and make it consistently attack every turn
>>534617887Sounds fun.
>>534617945Which is?
>>534618169>impromptu damageSorry but I haven't been playing for long, what is that?
>>534617823You clearly don't know how to use her.
>>534618346>Which is?Impromptu aka the closest thing that we have to missile spam in this game.
>>534618346you play cards with funny numbers on them and with characters like bandarola you get a extra attack at the end that increases its damage/how many times it hits by how big you got the funny number. a impromptu team set up can do silly stuff like webm related
>>534618346Her, Voyager (eupho), Matilda (eupho), Kiperina, Aleph and Flutter as a substitute make a powerful as fuck team
Stop posting Barcarola it's not fair that I have to wait until next patch to get her
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>>534619129at least you bought her garment right?
>>534619129Missed me? Oh, poor you.
>>534618881That looks fun.
>>534618960I only have Barcarola, Matilda, and Kiperina out of those.
>>534619701All my n/1999/as love Barracuda though
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>>534619701we love dem italian girls here though
>>534619467that could still do some damage, I think
>>534620174what is this monstrosity
Should Ezio be nerfed? Nobody will roll for pink if she wasn't top of the meta
>>534620329she IS top of the meta though, we're just stuck in a shill patch
>>534620902schizoman and 3 cute girls, the team
How long before we catch up to china?
>>534622383COME BACK IN 10 YEARS
>>534615159But then I'd have to use Kakania, so...
>>534615325But then I'd have to use Mercuria, so...
>>534622383I hope that we never will
>>534619263>>534619427I need her to make fun of my poor performance in the bedroom...
>>534620174This piece of shit drawing is making me want to requiescatto in pacchi myself
>>534622784are you married, perhaps?
>>534622383At one less week less per patch, eight months, so around April next year.
>>534622383at least a couple patches, if we're still doing the shortened patch thing every patch after this one. this assassin's creed patch lasts 6 weeks, and our shortened patches last 5 weeks. so it'll be close to next anniversary if we stay consistent
>>534622784But that's implying you have a shot at bedding her.
>>534623075That's not a requirement...
>>534622923Wife fucking ends today or else!
>>534623075It's not a question if I can, it's a question if she can resist.
Do noface males really sell more than visible faces?
>>534623792Solar seems to think so
>>534623792Men are ugly and no one wants to look at them
This is the ideal situation
At this point who will even roll for Molly?
>>534623732how young are you
Have we seen Vertin without her clothes?
>>534624057 (me)
WAIT I MEAN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT
>>534623792they both don't sell anything crazy, but aleph specifically sold like shit. the males that sell anything at all are the ones that normal people want to have anything to do with, like 6/joe/shamane
>>534620902I have barcelona, voyeur, and kip. Who’s the best replacement for aleph?
>>534624057No naked Vertins yet (unfortunately)
>>534624246Patapata if you really want the +1 AP
Duck if you want to keep impromptu pure
>>534624231you didn't need to hold back, Sonetto
>>534624246flutterpage since she also gives +1AP and even though impromptu interact with follow-up flutterpage spamming her extra attacks spend eureka alot making it easy to do big attacks with impromptu
we're better than you btw
Why don’t the foundation just move all operations inside the suitcase? It can host a small country
>>534624234im special because i pulled for aleph but not for 6, j or shamane :-B
>>534625254genuinely lol, like what the fuck. that wilderness is HUGE, and there's still so much more potential for growth
>>534624234>kiperinaI know it's because she released before nautika but fuck that's low
Who will birth the next generation of arcanists of they’re all gay
>>534625254okay, now imagine someone steals the suitcase and throws it into the ocean. now what
>>534625386this AND she's an ultra-powerful sustain. she was destined to be f2pulled so people spent on nautika
>>534625495Magic
Vertin somehow didn’t lose it at the start of chapter 5
>>534624234Reminder that the chart isn't a reflection of the sales of a banner, but the sales of the first five days when that banner started, so banners that start with the start of a patch, also include sales of packs, garments, etc. so their numbers are always more inflated than the second debut banner.
I pulled for all males because I'm not transgender and have no daddy issues.
>>534625495They boot the mermaid out and have her drag them back to shore
>>534625445apparently, girls having science babies isn't anything too noteworthy even in 1980
>>534625445>Windsong and Vila already adopted a child>Hissabeth and Pointer wouldn't have had children even if they were straight>Willow and Caroline also adopted>The existence of barbara implies either yuri babies are already a thing or it's incredibly simple to make them become a thing because the only reason they used a sheep for her was to get that perfect 50/50 split
>>534625751>>Windsong and Vila already adopted a childWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>Hissabeth and Pointer wouldn't have had children even if they were straightThey're straight.
>>Willow and Caroline also adopted>>The existence of barbara implies either yuri babiesRetard.
>>534622383Assuming the AC Collab ends for both server at the same time, we are exactly 2 patches behind which put us 12 weeks/3 months behind
There's 8 patches every year and 3 limited patches which usually don't get shortened, assuming we shave 2 week out of every patch we would catch up in a year and a month, if we shave only a week 2 year and 3 months
>fag feels attacked for no reason
>Asscreed movie annoyed me so much I decide to torrent AC2
>Collab means it's literally 2 whole pounds and torrents for it are annoying to find
Guess I'll buy it then.
>>534626221>torrents for it are annoying to findBro your rutracker?
>>534626221John and Yves Guillemot thanks you for your purchase.
>>534626221Could have used that money to buy garments
>>534626221>torrents for it are annoying to fundyou have to be joking
>2 whole pounds
BONGS GTFO
>>534626320>>534626434I kept finding versions that weren't the deluxe edition and were missing content and cba searching deeper.
It's absolutely a laziness problem.
Is Marcus the only canon trans rep in the game?
>>534626698Spathodea and Ezra are t4t
>>534627085more fish and money
list of characters i think are transgender (only including 6* because they're the only ones that matter)
>37
>6
>Joe
>Medicine Pocket
>Tooth Fairy
>Windsong
>>534627085A good funding
>>534627204>37please elaborate I'm genuinely interested in your thoughts
>>534627292same (or antisocial?)
>>534627341>super special and unique>isn't as focused on material things or reality, more focused on the 'essence' and transcendentality of thingsidk and idc, it's mostly just vibes and musings. i don't actually think anyone besides medicine pocket is anything other than cisgender because they would say so if they were, and they CAN'T say so because it's a chinese game
>>534626596Yes, bro. You're also my bro.
>>534626697>open rutracker>type "assassin creed 2" into the search bar>order by seeds>download the top result
>>534627564consider suicide.
no need to use your phone, we can tell
>>534627957>>534627978that's not nice :(
>>534628056yes and that's why you should do it
>>534627764I remember when I did that without checking the description and I got some bootleg version of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone dubbed by some random russian kid with a $5 mic
>>534628067You don't need to samefag to call out cringe posts.
>>534627564Timekeepers are being rude but I quite like your interpretation, thanks for sharing
>>534628149that's what I said
discord troons are here btw
I'm the discord troons btw
I’m using Lucy/6/Isolde/Knight on 400-3 and even then I’m not doing enough damage. I barely get to the first notch at round 8 and even then Lucy gets 1-shot from the ult
I'm like totally transgendered but I don't use discord
i <3 discord transgenders!
>>534628480you should use rope instead
>>534628584I could use your tight ass however
>>534628584i could also use your tight ass however
>>534628584that’s totally rude and unnecessary sis...
>burger hours
>pure mental illness
What's the problem? I though you love males in your ass?
My friends won't play this game they keep saying it's a pedo game
>>534628319At this point I’m just waiting for dynamo with ulrich
>>534629014your friend isn't wrong.
>>534628924Trans lesbians are real and valid
>>534625751>>The existence of barbara implies either yuri babies are already a thing or it's incredibly simple to make them become a thing because the only reason they used a sheep for her was to get that perfect 50/50 splitAre you an actual retard? Like actually mentally challenged?
>>534629276Hey, I'm way past the age of caring what other do. R1999 also probably played a part in deradicalizing
>>534629430she's right though
>>534629252How would the story change if toof just killed patapata with the taxi
>>534629680your self deprecation is getting annoying, Marcus
>>534629680Marcus, just because you killed your mentor and love interest doesn't mean it's wrong to be gay
>>534629680she’s right you know
All queers will inevitably die
This is why we should be as loud and proud as possible while we’re alive!
>>534629430>>534625918Did I really make you this mad you had to reply to me twice?
Who will birth the next generation of /1999/ posters if they're all gay
>>534630101death is not exclusive to anyone tho, at least for now
>>534630310We'll just groom poor little girls into lesbianism and censored chinese yuribait
>>534630310We will find a Welsh timekeeper and she will supply us more sheep than we could ever need
>>534630310Don't worry, as the only heterosexual man in this general I will take one for humanity and impregnate all you lesbians and in exchange I get to keep whichever single one looks most like Isolde
>>534630561>I get to keep whichever single one looks most like IsoldeSo Anjo Nala?
Ok john you won, i bought everything i could
Why did they abandon having quizzes in trails?
>>534631129Have you seen what most of the playerbase thinks like? Just look at this thread, filled to brim with Jiukeepers
>>534631129Too many Jiukeepers
>>534631129one two three four five six seven eight nine ten teen teeen
So you’re saying if we got rid of all the jiukeepers we could go back to sokoban kino every patch?
>>534631532I might be a horse but I liked sokoban puzzles too
>>534631362Jiu can only count to nine.
>One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... The number of paper is more than nine.>>534631532If we got rid of all of the Jiukeepers we'd EoS immediately.
>>534631694This. We need the double-digit IQs to spend all their disposable income to keep BP afloat.
>>534631793We're better off when most of the thread looks this molestable, too.
>>534632912*turns you into a horse*
what now
>>534633249me on the right
>>534632912The problem is that I'm sure nobody ITT looks like this. Specially not the mouth-breathers.
>>534633615Phew each is as big as her head
remember, left is always the biggest
>>534634114Huh? I meant to post this
>>534634204That's not true
>>534634306I learned that from Dexter's Lab, it would never lie to me
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>>534634497>>5346345761st 1 has a better OP image though
>>534634653it's the bracketfag though
>>534634576Oh, well, at least you removed the expired codes.
>>534634653You have to use the thread made first always, even if they bake it before the bump limit.
>>534634576I like the other one because it looks tidier
>>534634795Just make it earlier next time sis but ok
>>534635378>just bake before the bump limit
>>534635378Thank you, but I won't lower myself to baking before the bump limit. That's just being uncivilized.
>>534635619You're not any better by baking literal fucking seconds after hitting the bump limit though, it's like you're trying to push something
>>534635806Like someone else said last time this happened: If I wanted to push something, I wouldn't immediately concede, move on, and use the thread I didn't make. Unlike you, I'm simply replying to someone who was replying to me.
>>534637261Dont bother, thats clearly the other op melting because someone liked your thread better
>>534637261name one(1) good reason to make threads at page1 retard
>>534637462why do you always attack bracketsfag but not who baked before bump limit?
>>534637462Name one (1) good reason to make threads before bump limit first.
>>534637703The other fag doesn't post about it so I'd be essentially just punching air
>>534637716Both are bad and you shouldn't do either, but you're participating in this retarded war while trying to justify your side so I have no reason to take you seriously
>>534637946This
It's so fucking obvious it's the hoyoshitter baker doing damage control
>>534638090Bracketsfag is the hoyoshitter? That would make sense.
>>534638281I would be surprised at your lack of reading comprehension... but then you play hoyo games so...
>>534638090yeah he's so salty
>>534638642Yup, pretty much pic related personified.
>>534638719lmao you nailed it sis
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