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>>534632334>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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excellent image choice
TAIKI YOU NEED TO SHARE THIS INFO TO EVERYONE
Why "Mambo"? How did that one scene latch on so hard?
REJOICE!
ITS MARVELOUS SUNDAY NOW!
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s
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Umas 145cm and shorter deserve to be manhandled.
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So close to being a good one... Please game give me a 3* blue spark...
>>534652996but special week can tell the difference between brands of milk by taste alone?
Those teeth look dangerousโฆ
was .5s from replaying with <
>>534652996Rice drinks a lot of milk and she's still ImAgInE size. Clearly it don't work.
>First carrer loss in over 40 runs after she decide to get three mood downs and get blocked.
Reminder that her mom was right.
You are taller than your wife, right?
First gold ship run in a while, kinda fucked up but she still absolutely wrecked URA. What's the recommended stat spread? You go a little low on speed to get a ton of power and stamina, right?
>>534653032manhandling women is surprisingly uncommon. the last time i saw it was in the megan movie
it just doesn't really happen all that often
>>534653114Maybe it's only milk from American cows that works
>He doesn't have 1200 stamina and 3 gold recoveries to deal with this
Wait, the Golshi Mode thing is supposed to be harder?
>>534653246Apparently NPC umas have slightly better stats and skills.
>>534653246No it just gives bonus money at the end
>>534652996would taiki let trainer drink her milk directly from the source?
Love big soft squishy uma boobs
>>534653114rice has a hidden ASSet
>>534653175I am taller than Akebono, I think I am good.
Rice is my daughter you sick fucks
Having a hard time getting red shift and shooting on my OG, every match is just a single O.
>>534653376I am too. Sheโs the perfect height for giving standing forehead kisses
>>534653363>Going to sleepThank you for posting her, anon. I'll have VERY wet dreams!
>>534653264im surprised mantidjasoijfiosdknfsdfuku isn't more popular
shes mega cute
>>534653340How do you even pronounce Laurel in jap?
Rฤreru?
Would sound like scooby doo trying to make a song out of that
I miss the old days when yuri was just a niche subculture and people would just let us be or say "faggot" at worst and say "hot" or "based" at best.
Now there's this whole retarded culture war around the topic and I can't talk about Teio munching McQueen without 3 separate schizos having a meltdown and the thread derailing somehow.
>>534653089Im too lazy to search for fanarts myself but at least based on /uma/ Suzu has a disportionate amount of great art
>>534653402Congrats, your gonna be a grandpa.
>>534653402And she's my whore. Got a problem dad?
>>534653363Iโd fuck that ass so hard sheโd need to be euthanized afterwards
>>534653275But she still has to perform at her winning concert.
>>534653246i definitely notice when im playing "bad" umas like haru, a lot tougher races
but if youre playing god-tier career umas like ogiri and golshi you won't notice a difference
>all the top leaderboarders are there simply due to having a metric fuckton of uncapped MLB full leveled cards
>none of them even bother to run a dedicated nice nature debuffer, just their stat stick'd roided up MLB card umas
nice """"""PvP"""""" game umasharts
>>534653246>>534653313It is verifiably harder. More noticeable on some umas
>>534653531Bro... That's AIslop
>>534653448just use a maruzensky and a taiki as the main parents to guarantee their inherited skills
...you DO have maruzensky or taiki yourself, right?
>>534653476Laurel is pure sex.
I need more SRs so I wanna roll the Creek banner but I need to save for Seiun and Maru too. This isn't fair...And no I will not use THAT I will NEVER use THAT.
>>534653531Yeah, a handful of great artists bless us with amazing Suzu fanarts.
>>534653502>I miss when yuri was just a niche subculture>inserts his yuri fantasies into a popular game that's clearly for self-inserting where the girls are romancing you with barely any yuri undertones
>>534653623>debuffer>for TT
idk
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Latelet waiting to reroll here. How long until the Super Creek banner?
>>534653634Still good art
>>534653661I have rudolf.
>>534653634At least itโs decent slop compared to low-effort garbage.
>>534653586So rลreru
Close enough
>>534653708Less than 48 hours away
>>534653232Lmao did you just really take disorient a skill for pace chasers and put it into a NN with all seeing eyes? Congratulations you are the most retarded poster I've seen all week.
This game is very unfun when you don't have any 3* Stamina horses.
>>534653765>run gatekept so you don't get debuffed by the nice naturegodlike
>almost used up all of Golshi week monies
When's the next Golshi week event?
Potentials are stupid expensive.
>>534653634??????????????
no it's not, fucking retard
>>534653634proof? ppl literally accuse everything of being AI now. It does not have that typical generic AI look.
>>534653627>lift up skirt>pull down panties>bury face
>>534653867What he's replying to is AI, not the image he posted.
>>534653502Not your safespace
>>534653502Shipfags are the root of all evil on the internet.
>>534653704>already seethingThis proves my point. In the past people automatically assumed yuri shipping was crack shit so people didn't bother us.
Also, in the game? Yes. In the anime? Nah, the anime is high yuri undertones, the torรชinรขs like Spica have 0 romantic interactions with the honses.
>>534653765>uma stanholy BRICK
>>534653704>bro never watched season 2bro Teo and McQueen have a whole episode where they do on a date
I look forward to the melty when pic related comes out on global
>>534653634Nah AI looks better than that, that just looks like another failed artist trying to siphon money out of coomer retards
>>534653815Yes, Iโd take that over garbage like this any day.
>>534653531https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/20321565
>>534653704im a female trainer in game. Get BTFO cock lover.
>>534653919Oh I see, the fang one. Yeah that reeks of AI. Maybe I'm the retarded one I guess
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>>534653919>>534653920I think people have been posting here so fast that it broke the bump timestamp thing cuz holy shit
>>534653963best girl and it's not even close
>>534653815Why does this Spud-chan look like she's about to call me a slur?
>>534654012Wuz good my clankka
>>534653032im glad someone posted her stories on youtube, actually pretty interesting personality
>this clocked out on the Arima Kinen
I guess it was the natural B in long that did her in.
>>534650858I crunched the numbers just out of curiosity and got
>1+ .75% SSR77.8%
>2+ SR (assuming guarantee SR 10th)54.55%
>3+ SR27.24%
>altogether11.56%
It's actually slightly less because the events aren't truly independent and I didn't bother factoring that, but close enough for government work.
>>534654206gotta train some wit man
>>534654037>female trainerthat just means you'll have to let someone else breed your uma so their genes can be passed to the next generation
that, or futa sex
>>534653567>Fuji perform a trick by disappearing my cum in her tits
>>534654258>mayano's face when she's about to mount her torena-chan(ๅฅณ)
>>534654206If you're not going to get late surger savvy and/or some positioning skills you're going to need more wit otherwise it'll be box city.
>>534654254He gets 400 extra during career, that isn't the issue.
>>534653901This is AI
>>534653089Gunsou (picrel) is a true based Suzuka fan artist
Also, that image is AI. The numbers and designs on her shirt lack consistency.
>>534654258Umas are kinda magical. Maybe there's immaculate conception.
>>534654154i fucking hate special needs so much
>>534652914 (OP)they fucking killed mambo
>>534654397this is really good, he's drawn a lot of beautiful Suzukas
>>534654397I did misread you about the tooth one honestly, and I don't always look too closely. AI art doesn't bother me much for fan stuff as long as there was more than a simple effort and it doesn't have that generic look a lot of ai has
>>534654450I wonder how for (you) is Flash.
>>534654037Don't argue with insertfags
>>534654154Special Chud...
>>534654486she deserved it probably
Hey guys can I have a (You)?
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>when you pop into top 100 a few times during the week.
>>534654629Her being roommates with Haru Urara is funny
>jp cant pronounce w
>the bnw chant is actually bn something else (its kinda hard to hear)
Should I cut back on races and only do the bare minimum required + races needed for the secret events or what?
Don't really have a better stam card than that tamamo. I have LB1 dia, but
>iron will
>>534654417Yeah kinda the worst pick for MC out of the Golden Generation but I guess they didn't want to go with the American horses and/or didn't realize how much better Suzuka was as a character.
>>534654556>picwait I thought this bitch wasn't actually german?
>>534654486why she called mambo
>>534654037i'm cool with female trainers as long as they have a futacock their trainee can rape them through
>have a great career going
>super shit never gives maestro
I'm going to bed very upset
Is this Gold Ship fucked without capped speed or can it still win races? I really don't feel like going for 1.2k speed while praying that I inherit S medium + turf and red shift.
>>534654731Do races if you're raising a parent or need the skill points. Otherwise training maxxx
>>534654397You can just check the pits to determine if it's AI or not. If the quality of the pits are the same through out all of their art then it's AI.
>>534654782She REALLY likes Lou Bega
fuck I wish the ping was medium instead of late surger but i'll take it
im a little bored of umas and racing i'll be back later need to find something different than wanting to win races
>>534654757Apparently, the IRL horse's mom is of German origin.
>>534654731>4 Stamina cardsbwo you don't need better stam MLBs you need to remove 2 stam cards from your deck
>>534654757>>534655012flash was conceived in germany, but was born in Japan
>>534654864>>534655029Yeah, going for a stam parent, but fuck me have my past several races been not great
Had a real nice stretch of good parents, but after a while it seems like I've been cursed by rng.
Wanted to run that power kung fu uma for the skills, but that attempt was even worse.
It's like if I don't run at least 4-5 of a certain stat that it's impossible for me to get anywhere near that stat's cap.
Man, imagine if horses were real
>>534654857You only need like 750 stamina if you have 2 gold skills bro. I am pretty sure if you run it back with 4 speed and 2 stam you can hit both stat gals no problem.
>>534654729Same as real horses.
>copy deck for high stat Uma
>never get the high roll
>end up with endless A rank speed A rank stamina B rank power runs
Darn it
>>534654782sometimes Tannhauser blurted nonsensical blabbering at the end of sentence (ei ei mun, omatsuri mambo etc) and the way she voiced it was so cute / unique (props to her va, the same one as yanami anna from makeine) and it sticks out so much
"Mambo" is also a somewhat common horse name, El's irl dad is a Mambo that's why her pet hawk in Uma is named Mambo
>>534653232fug im missing stam
Hows the farming going lads?
Havent gotten a new 3 star in like over a week :(
I have three 3* stam parents and three 3* power parents what do I do now
this one is a bit much man
>>534655065รaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
>>534654857Sad. If only you had better rainbow luck.
>>534655202we told you to farm Golshi fans before the event!
>>534655202it counts fans before the event, so if u didnt grind goldship before u gotta start now
>>534655149In a fight? No
In sex? No
>>534655029Depends if he is traing a long or medium uma. Long races are won by the 1100 stamina uma with 650 speed over the 1200 speed 800 stamina one.
why are nice nature fags so stupid?
>>534655193Share it for friend points?
>>534655149>not subtle bait to get pics of umas overpowering people
There's seriously nothing to pull for 2 whole months?
>>534655202we told you bwo why you didn't listen
I keep my relationship with umas platonic.
>>534653010do you think natie ever gets jealous of Marvelous Sunday?
imagine you sneak your trรขinรข into the dorm and you're chilling in your room and suddenly MARVELOUS SUNDAY walks in at the perfect size to give him a standing paizuri and transports you both into the MARVELOUS DIMENSION
>>534655065I thought the point was to breed a champion horse, I don't see any difference between importing a horse inside or outside the womb.
>>534655298There like 10 uma banners in this time period
>>534655202I mean, doing ALL the events gets you a measly 150 carrots, 1/4th of a single login bonus.
Missing out on that won't brick you.
>>534655304why is she so GODDAMN needy!
https://youtube.com/shorts/a6E7-hNZVVk?si=_wdVrHxDV1ATUn7m
Just one more dayโฆ
>>534655304I want to sniff Agnes' asshole
>>534655342swap to frontrunner before it is too late
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>>534654569mostly i just wanted to make the joke that by pressing the gender swap button, you make yuri canon just as male insert
>>534655149I bet I could beat up a toddler Oguri. The little shit canโt even walk.
>>534655202A fully successful Golshi career should net you like +300k fans each, so do about 15 more of those in these two weeks you should be able to get it, I believe in you anon
>>534655298seiun sky in 21 days retard
>>534654731You really only need MLB SC and Cafe to max out stamina if you have decent stamina parents to work with already, I used 4 spd 2 stam for my McQueen with 18* stamina
>>534655259You can get 1100 Stam with 2 Stamina cards on a lucky run and 3 stamina cards on an average run. Queen has an inherit 20% boost to stamina too. 4 is overkill on her.
thanks for the monies Golshi
>>534655202It's 15 runs or so? She's good and usually wins, 300k fans per run is easy.
>>534653940>>534653959>animeI haven't watched the anime. I like yuri as much as the next guy, but I didn't think Uma Musume is a yuri-focused series as a whole and I didn't get into Uma Musume for yuri. Would I let it sour how I consume the franchise? No.
>In the past people automatically assumed yuri shipping was crack shit so people didn't bother us.Unfortunately the internet is one big connected community now, so even if you have fans who like Uma Musume because the girls are for you and fans who like Uma Musume through shipping the girls with each other, they're bound to interact and there are some retards who like to screech at others for enjoying things in a different way. Like in that one twitter post where some retard was screeching about not drawing the girls with a male trainer/self-insert because "they're not for you!!! they're for each other!!!" and an english speaking artist drawing a trainer x uma fanart in response.
>inb4 twitterI didn't engage with those posts any further. But you get my point.
>>534655448They never argue in good faith in any game
>>534655354they imported his mom while he was still in the womb
same situation as maruzensky, but unlike the latter flash was allowed to run in the classics and win the daabi
Help me test my golshi, best long runners please!
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>>534655345Doesnt she have her own trainer?
What's the most impressive thing we've seen an Uma do in-universe?
Just HOW much stronger are they than us ningen?
signing up to be a trainer as a woman is basically uma genocide. by becoming a trainer, the woman deprives their trainee the joy of raping their (male) trainer and eventually settling down into marriage and having children. Umas have a very busy schedule and strict needs in a partner that can only be fulfilled by a male trainer, with a female trainer the umas are doomed to become forever alone bitter femcels.
Is it bricked af to do this? Oguri is my only 3* spark and I'm trying to get a 3* Special Week.
>>534655202that's nothing compared to the one about winning 564 career races
Rolling without spark is hell, I got five 3 star umas and none were rate up
>>534655501Trying to get to 18* stam parents
Spe is stam, speed, and power, and King is stam, power, power.
So after a hundred and one attempts with McQueen, I'll be running uh... I dunno. Maybe I'll loop back to Spe I guess?
I swear it wasn't nearly so annoying making two 9* power parents.
>>534653479Not only is she cute, but matafuckaru's schizophrenic too
This dumb chuuni can't come soon enough
this game is functionally a self-insert visual novel, imagine complaining about "selfinsertfags"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecp9fhuiRWU
it's up
Tried using this deck and she flopped at ura semis. Should I cut out cafe? She only gives long straight.
>>534655630>have her own trainerhistorically, when has this ever stopped jealousy
>>534655501From my experience you can get away without god tier sparks as long as you get lucky with the trainings
>>534655701yeesh man you better go for spark at that point, they make clovers more useless than toilet paper
>>534655606I got that, I'm saying how is importing a pregnant mare functionally different than importing a foal, does Japan have birthright citizenship for horses?
>>534653264taikis VA is so fucking funny since she barely speaks english herself yet will butcher her own japanese to sell the role better, I love her
>>534655718i thought that was vodka honestly, who is it lol
>>534655595Literally every anime season/ona/movie has at least one yuri pairing
>>534655202i was like you and i did like 4 or 5 golshi runs and i'm almost done, trust
>>534655769yeah I will, just waiting for last day to see if I can get lucky and not have to use 70 more pulls
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Toreina please.
You have to continue the Mejiro bloodline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiRFvfDhA2Y
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>>534655764Not my fault the npcs trainers dont headpat their trainees enough. My trainee is always happi and MARVELOUS
>>534655718I don't know much about the character, but that horse looks like a fucking degenerate
>>534655409>>534655436>Getting filtered by hopeless stakesToreinas...
>>534655860I can't believe Vodka died before her dad...
>>534655890Why is Orfevre and Dream Journey here?
>>534655238>>534655241>>534655304have you considered I hate running this retard
>>534655381it's just annoying me at this point
>>534655481ill try
>>534655636Every time you hit "rest" your Uma gets a 2 week break
If you're playing a female traina they probably spend that time dating baseball players or singers or something
>none of the support event chains completed
Kill me
>>534655886I'm not given a choice though
>>534655886No fuck off Chris. Fate has already spoken.
>>534655995good TT Golshi at least
>>534655793"It's no problem!" "Oh no friends and family dekimasen" Taiki's lines lives rent free in my head.
>>534655890Sweep? Is Sweep for (you)?
I wish I had my own Maruzensky
>>534655783Spe gets a 20% bonus for stamina trainings so as long as you get MLB Creek and another stamina card youโre good
>>534655995show me your cards
>>534655928He HATES fences.
Sorry Nachure, Marvelous Sunday Time stays ON during sex
>>534656124I like this nip someone post the video where he recommended that everyone should witmax for this CM.
>>534656113So it doesn't matter that she's her own grandparent and Oguri is Rudolf's grandparent?
>>534656145horses either look goofy as fuck or like satan's spawn
Man if only I got swinging maestro this would have been decent.
>>534655928He plots and attacks with malice aforethought
>>534655985the six all functionally share the same trainer (basically Ikezoe, their main jockey)
In the animemaymay, sometimes the tracen uniform has purple stockings with white stripes, and other times its white socks with purple stripes, does it mean anything? Read to the top has purple stockings, s1 has white iirc
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COME ON TOREINA
THERE ARE SO MANY GIRLS TO CHOOSE FROM
WE HAVE MCQUEEN WHO IS A CHAMPION AND WON G1 RACES
WE HAVE ARDAN IF YOU'RE IN TO PRINCESS OJOU
MAYBE OJOU ISN'T YOUR THING BUT A NORMAL GAL. THEN WE GOT PALMER FOR YOU.
IF YOU WANT MORE STOIC, COOL, AND QUIET TYPE WE GOT DOBER
HELL YOU CAN TAKE THEM ALL
TOREINA COME ON
>>534656269Are uma ears sensitive?
>>534655928like the other anons said, he loves to kick and break fences and likes to pretend to be friendly to bait people into trying to pet him so that he can bite their hands
>>534656203Well if the crystal balls predicts it...
The lucky signature wear must stay on during umapyoi
>>534654154>Condor Pasa in-game has a meltdown about how STRONG Special Needs is>Condor Pasa in reality shat on Special Needs every single race they were both inWhy are the writers so biased towards Spe
how does it feel to be a regular human foid in the umaverse? imagine you wanted to be an athlete, but you're physically inferior in every aspect against even the weakest uma.
>>534655928FENCES FEAR HIM
>>534655928the actual horse is a fucking asshole lol
>>534656301it depends on the season, like real world nip uniforms
>>534656396AIR Shak ur
for 2
refined
>>534656345No. Groomers basically jerk off the horse's ears and they give 0 shits about it.
smaller umas have worse uniques because they have a smaller collision box
Are some umas more likely to receive debuffs than others? I swear every time I play McQueen or Tachyon it's just constant migraines and night owls no matter what I do
>>534656313Sell me on Ryan, Chris-sama.
>>5346563963* but it's Palmer
>>534656313>didn't offer the Mejiro I was interested inThis is why the bloodline will perish
>>534656457Guessing you had 18* power?
>>534656421Having a cute butt makes up for the flat chest
>>534656313Sorry Chris I belong to the Saitono conglomerate and I don't think you're fast enough to punch Dia
>>534655995Damn you were really playing out of your mind on that one, lots of power sparks I can tell from my own trainings. Shame about the bad RNG.
>Alternate McQueenโs ultimate requires her to be almost out of stamina
Huh? Am I supposed to level up guts or something?
>>53465654912 power 6 stam
>>534656198>where he recommended that everyone should witmax for this CM.he never said that
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>>534655661I'm getting there.
>>534656313NO WAY, GAY
THEY'RE ALL LIKE DAUGHTERS TO ME
>>534656347is this cg manga or doujin? art looks nice
>>534656198>recommended that everyone should witmax for this CMthat does not exist though
>>534656395Umas are a separate race, so you'd never compete against them.
But female sports are probably, somehow, even LESS of a real thing than in our world. I bet most international associations of women sports don't even exist in the umaverse, why the fuck would you watch that shit when you can watch Uma be better and hotter at it.
>Can't get a decent parent goldshi to save my life
I just want to get her unique on King, damnit.
>>534656682hard not to fall in love with her
>>534656707nice, decent SR power card
>>534656368cuz
>japThey can't help themselves in all of their games. Katanas are often broken in heavy western themed, etc
>>534656761Do you think if umas started to get all feminist that fans would start throwing orange dildos onto the track?
>>534656789Golshi unique is pretty bad on other umas AFAIK
>>534656124You use Urara and it in gutsmax builds so it's not bad to use it if you have it MLB.
I like it when the Umas eat a lot and get big bellies
>>534655965he sired vodka when he was barely 5 years old, vodka had a way more intense and successful uma career so it makes sense she died sooner
>>534656789A goldshi is neither early or late. She isn't coming at all.
>>534656881bro this ain't nukitashi
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Is this evil enough for CM? Hint was being ass and I didn't get any Firm Condition and Late Surger Savvy
>>534656395even on a hot cosplayer that hat is a serious debuff..
>>534656715Think it's a SFW doujin from this artist
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/68241952
>>534656667It requires you to be under 1/3 which isn't awful but still not what you want.
>>534656925mayano would have a great time on sex island
>fail 15% double rainbow + otonashi + unmaxxed friend
>have to use first day of summer camp to rest and restore mood
>third day is a double speed rainbow
>2% fail
I'm not normally one to kill runs but this is fucking cancer, glue factory it is
>>534655995Were you super lucky with your rainbows or do you usually get these stats?
>>534656897do you also like getting professor of curvature on your umas?
>>534656953Nyo pace chaser debuffs means oguri will just win
>>534656345Theyโre an erogenous zone for uma
How do you level up UMAs signature skill? I've done it randomly in some runs before.
>>534656897I might be a homo, but the appeal to weight gaining scenarios is seeing other areas growing bigger too. When it is just the belly like that it reminds me of vore and overall looks unpleasant.
>>534657065It's based on fans and friendship with the director.
>>534657065Fans
https://gametora.com/umamusume/ura-finals#unique-skill-level-ups
Anyone know if golshi mode still gives bonus stuff even after you've gotten all the bonus monies?
>>534657007Might as well complete careers since:
1. You already spent the energy and won't get it back
2. Could get a 3* Spark
I won a couple of races and I was given shoes but I have no idea where they are or what to do with them.
What are they?
Lust provoking image.
>>534656313No mention of best Mejiro?
>>534656897I heard this gets added into the game eventually. Surely it can be turned off, right...? No way they'd subject me to the writer's wholly undisguised fetish, right...?
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Do I need better stats for her to be useful in CM?
>>534656968what a jackpot of teioxrudolph eyecandy
>>534656882Doesn't look terrible, but eh. I don't have umas like Ryan or Ticketzo at 3* yet.
>>534656916Damn you Slacker.
>>534655965It must be pretty common. They become dads only when they retire so the chance of shattering their leg on a racetrack is much lower.
Every time I post Ardan, I increase the chance of one more Ardanfag.
>>534657072>continues the Mejiro bloodiline>it's the ugliest Mejiro>all the Mejiros in the future are ugly as fuckmonkey paw moment... Mejiro Chrisfield should have been more careful with his wording...
>>534657268Sex with the dog on the right
>>534657268I don't think I can deceive Laurel.
>>534657256you wear them, silly
use them to upgrade your uma's potential level in the enhance menu
>>534657268Would I fuck Bakushin in front of them? Yes.
>>534657256Uoh. Filly.
They're used to increase your umas' potential levels.
From the start screen, Enhance -> Trainee -> Potential Levels
>>534657164tf my taiki run really did bug out i shoulda triggered
Although what even makes someone "dirt" besides urara
Is nattie a must in CM? Is not being a cunt not an option?
>>534657338She is a Mejiro right?
>>534657293>>534656968>>534656715Teio looks up to Rudolf like a hero you dumb yuricucks
>>534657278You vill be subject to psuedo-pregnancy uma propaganda and you vill enjoy it.
>>534657389More for me then
>>534657449only A default dirt counts, which is only urara
it doesn't count if you used sparks
>>534657415Is that Sakura a retard too or nah?
>>534656452Ahhh that makes sense
Obvious now, didn't notice the long sleeves too
>>534657389>all the Mejiros in the future are ugly as fuckbright and dober are NOT ugly
>>534655887That's an insane amount of production value for a single video.
>>534657468The reason you need 800 stamina and 2 gold skills is so you survive the debuffs. If you can do that on all of your umas you have 3 chances to win while the Mean Industry fags only have 2.
>>534657501And your horse daughter looks up to you but all you rant about is your rape fantasies SEAnon, who gives a shit
>>534657501That stuff isn't even yuri you faggot. But i got your secret message. Wink wink. Here you go
>>534657504...Are there mods to turn this off? I'll risk a ban if I have to.
>>534657704>>534657717it's that SEA time of posting yuricuck shit i get it pagpags are waking up
>>534656364unironically one of the few uma pics that get me rock fucking hard
Welcome to the mare's den.
>>534657790Make a thread about it.
>>534657662They both have one hot parent, but if (you) and Ryan are in the mix then the children have no chance...
>multiple MLB high tier guts cards
>only 2LB Kitasan, Top Gun, and Suzuka
>all other cards are 1 or 0LB, or absolute garbage trash
I'm genuinely considering if I should just gutsmaxx here. I had even more guts copies too, but I turned them into cleats to hopefully get an actual card at some point
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Thoughts on my debuffer
>>534657684I donโt think thatโs enough stam
>>534657790lol why do you seethe about this every day? I genuinely don't get how you're so fucking retarded. Are you pretending not to be SEA? Theyre all about NTR and degeneracy. Theyd get stoned
>>534657389mejiro ramonu is NOT ugly
>>534657425Fucking 1/4 of the Victory Club doesn't count as one full sex.
>>534657504Why yes, those are in fact all of my pregnant wives
Still trying with Suzuka
>>534599108>>534599445>>534599715Rice butt poster you are my life saver, please post more cute butts
>>534657982you're a self hating SEA monkey I get it
>>534657449Not saying you're a liar anon but we need race history, not that screenshot.
>lb1 fine motion collecting dust since launch
bros?
>>534658009Suzuka is very fertile
Are they really selling her hair?
>>534657994Very CHOWA pic there
Best uma wife for someone from SEA?
>>534658009Suzuka's egg is reserved for me
>>534658119King Argentine
I didn't know she had her own song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfemqp0PlU
>>534658013anyone who claims they wouldn't spend all night pounding rice's cute little butt is a faggot or a liar
>>534658080i had 45k and full green rep, i shoulda still triggered it late at least. i only lost one optional race with those stats
>get the prize every win in tt prompt
>opponent has every uma's racewear as well as at least a+
How the fuck is that even fair?
>>534658104>conveniently shaped for cockssmart nips
>>534658104Almondfags will buy it
>>534658119The uma I don't like but other anons do
>>534658054I'm starting to wonder if you even comprehend english now
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>>534658104Bathwater?
Teeth?
Horse patties?
>>534658104what will they do once she runs out of hair?
>>534658104>used goodsPass
>>534658240>haven't seen the prize prompt at all in daysWho dick I gotta suck?
>>534658265>violently OOC>is a childdoes seem perfect for SEA on all accounts
>>534655995You were greedy and trying for 1100/1100/1100?
>>534658240that's why you build your tt team for wet conditions and use the raindoll
>>534658186>triggered it lateNo, you have to do it on those dates. Don't have enough? You've missed it forever.
>>534658295that's something a pagpag would say lol you're brown
>>534658326Start selling her bath water.
>>534657007You still always complete careers because sparks
>>534655995how'd you get so much power
>>534653704What's with the seanigger yurisissies coming out of the woodwork? Is /u/ that dead?
Does anyone hate the debuffer is a thing? I wish it was just six umas doing their best rather than everyone being forced to use Nice Nature to to destroy the umas, making it basically end up forcing 4 umas competing in the end.
>>534658436im positive there is a late trigger mechanic but maybe that has a chance to not happen
>>534658314Iโd buy Ai chanโs bath water
I think "debuff" is banned from chat because of "debu"
>>534658587its just that you can still catch the later ones even if you miss the earlier ones
(I think, thats how it seems)
wow anon, you're running a CM team of Gold Ship, Tachyon/Rudolf/Grass and Nice Nature? That's so unique and interesting
>>534656203Shiraoki-sama is the greatest wingman
>>534658483It's easy to say this until you get a run that hits you with 5 migraines back to back, and then a night owl for good measure
Sometimes the glue factory is an act of mercy
>>534658442You have the argumentative ability of an elementary schooler.
>>534658290I have an Almond Eye plushie signed by her jockey and yes Iโd buy her hair too
>>534653940>Spica have 0 romantic interactions with the honseslmao spicaman and suzuka got more groundwork than the supposed yuri undertones that (You) found with (You)r glasses
>>534658326Just take a snip from other horses. What are they gonna do, run a DNA test on it?
will this be good for mile CM?
>>534658573Absolutely. It turns what is supposed to be just a simple racing game into something resembling RPGfaggotry and I don't like it.
>>534658573CM is 3v3v3, you actually have potentially two sets of Fag Natures to deal with not to mention Fagnes and Ass Plunder.
>>534658314Do zoomers play N64?
I am kinda surprised RTTT doesn't get shit on for being implicitly pro life.
>>534658717so are you a tranny or a fat ugly bitch to like yuri you're either one of those right? do you think if your like yuri it makes you a woman? because it does not
>>534658724not true because i didnt finish season 1
>>534658587I mean, each level triggers independently. So if you miss valentines but then win a big race and get lots of fans before Fan fest then THAT trigger will still go off. But you'll be level 2 rather than 3 as a result.
>>534658805no, she gets over it eventually
does Taiki Shuttle unique even proc for front runner?
>>534658890>missing the point
are you done with Golshi event?
>>534658775Yea, on Switch and Switch 2
>>534658932she's just flirty with her trainer
>>534658827Lul, as if it wasn't obvious enough you're a closeted homosexual, you go and foam at the mouth confirming it.
>"One of the golshi week goals is to win a race at Hakodate, I should look up which races happen there-"
...
>>534653959>immediately overshadowed by her cardkek it doesn't even treat droi is a real thing
Let's face it nobody in their right mind likes droi. Especially when it released with one of the sweethearts and somehow got "fans" defending cykek's bullshit.
>>534658910While this is definitely sexy and fun is it really getting her in better shape for racing?
>>534658759You should have a 2* blue and 3* pink at the absolute minimum, ideally a 3* blue and a 2/3* pink
>>534658916If there are 2 frontrunners ahead
>>534658945nowhere near half done
>>534659009oh you're a closet homo? makes sense
>the SEA monkeys that spam ntr/scat/rape everywhere and are the biggest power fantasy autists on the site are ahktually yurifags
Just say you don't like it and you want to throw a fit about it, most people will agree, no need for these headcanons bro.
>>534658867Yeah thats what i meant, I should've still hit lvl3 at least. Had over 200k at end
>>534657790Not really surprising when some seanig artists are trannoids
How accurate is umalator? Should I Let it guide me which uma should be ace etc.?
>>534658805You think activists actually watch anime? lol. lmao even.
>>534659082My emperor can't be this cute...
>>534659009>>534659064>"you're gay!">"no, you're gay"You are both very gay.
>this spicca sung Umapyoi with ONE MILLION times more soul than your uma
Explain yourself torรชinรข, defend your uma
>>534658095I get better stats with lb3 FM over mlb Agnes/Sunday etc. I think it's the training effect and mood and low spe priority. Using the other wit cards I end up with too much wit and not enough speed stam
>>534659182REF DO SOMETHING
>>534658670Wait we need more than one hors for CM??
>>534659163Great that they don't. I thought that sub plot was extremely based.
>>534658805>>534659163Surprised PETA and the like haven't parodied us yet and protesting running horses? Or are we sexualizing girls?
>>534659015It's a small company with only 14 employees. You have to be understanding when there are small issues like this.
>>534659282No point
Guy has an ungodly ammount of soul
>>534658761>just a simple racing gamewhen was it ever lmao
>>534659331I think they did once but PETA has been too much of a meme for the last 15 years for anyone to care
>>534659279Wrong. You fundamentally don't understand yuri. Yuri is purity. There are no dicks. Its the most heterosexual discipline there is. Self inserts may "le imagination' but you're still looking at a dick not your own. Pretty gay, bro.
>>534659331No one gives a shit when they complain about the real thing. No one who has seen up close how actual race horses are treated thinks it is inhumane.
>>534656537is that a reference to a real event?
>>534659364No, keep talking about carpet munchers
>>534659279The sexual tension between them is crazy.
>>534659181The brightest star.
>>534659484Almost everything is
>>534659460they're not even for (You) at the very least? so you're just watching like a cuck? you're a cuck?
If you had to choose at least 5 horses from american horse racing, who would you choose
hard mode: no pic related or Man O War
Literally what's the point of refusing to date Aoi and Tazuna in a career? Like, why is there an option that basically says
>No, I chose this card but I do not want energy, skill points, mood up date option and I want to fuck myself by giving myself a mood down
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That's a lot of affinity
>>534659484Dunno about Mac specifically, but sometimes horses get spooked or otherwise distracted and need to be lead into the gate.
>get S Medium during 2nd year inspiration with Gold Ship
>get S Pace Chaser during 3rd year
Guess she's a Pace Chaser for the rest of the career. Definitely didn't put skill points into End Closer navigation skills that would go to waste.
>>534659551Some of them are very explicitly for (you) though.
Like Vodka even imagines herself in the same romantic situations that her parents were in except with her and (you) in their place.
>>534659460>It's automatically gay for having a male fucking a girl in pornHoly shit yuricucks everyone
>>534659471this is exactly why Teio was simply superior
>>534659593>he cheats on his Uma for n*ngen females and a few points of energyngmi
>>534659364What about horse racing
>>534659675Isnt dream journey the closest thing we have?
>>534659596That's a lot of useless uniques though
>>534659593The illusion of free choice
>>534659648Please understand seamonkeys are porn maniacs
>>534659675Soon
>>534659584Rich Strike is one of the few 21st century American horses I read up on after an anon talked about him so that one, cool horse with a cool story.
>>534659460any cock in porn is automatically mine
if there are two cocks it becomes gay though
>>534659593Who cares, you're already bricking yourself by bringing one of them instead of an actual card.
>but but but the #1 guy in TT (leviathan) uses Tazuna (MLB)!!! she's good!!!! you just don't know how to use her LOL!!!No, no she isn't, you fucking retards.
>>534659551By your logic literally all porn with 2+ not pov makes you a cuck...
>>534659282>tfw "OR NO AIBA GA"
>>534659584Skibidi Rizz lmao
>>534659636I was talking about his Yuricuck fantasy crap not the game
does he not think they're for (You) or does he just watch them be lesbane?
>>534659712why is that torรชinรข a yakuza...
>>534659551>90+% of porn is cuckoldryYou said it not me.
>>534659727You missin a flattie?
>>534659282Singing umapyoi is a goal for umas because they want to be the best, umapyoi=you're the best at racing
Toreina was simply singing umapyoi for the love of the game
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why are the stamina estimates in the doc so different from the calculator
>>534659819With that squat form the only race she's beating gentildonna in is the race to the glue factory
>>534659858Not gonna lie i dont know much about the JP side of uma or their horses.
I just know dream journey kinda takes out the competition to be your trainee behind the scenes because it was mentioned here once or twice.
>lost optional race
>tazuna says I needed more skills
>only bought default skills plus right handed
>don't want to buy right now because I have almost no hint discounts
What do
>>534659760>the cuck imagines he is the bvllLmao whatever helps you cope...
>>534659974Do not listen to the green woman
>>534659819Isn't the barbell way too low on her back?
>>534659282They cannot match the passionate energy of the man who voiced pic related.
>>534659761In future scenarios, there'd be a friend card that is basically a requirement for a run to do well.
>>534659593That's how that works? Back when I still used Aoi I only unlocked her date thing once late into the career and never used dates past that point.
>>534659974tazuna is a IDIOT
>>534659974You ignore tazuna
>>534659804you realize this toggle exists right ? It instantly destroys all your seething. Do you even play the game? You seem to just show up SEA time every other day while claiming you're not SEA and whine about yuri for an hour. No one whines about insert or yuri 90%+ of threads
>>534659819For me, it's plucky losers. Can't wait to see them beat their more successful rivals.
>>534660032He's past his prime, man, he can't shout as much when playing as Domon in SRW T
>>534659912Does this calculator take 2 enemy nice nature debuffers into account or is it just for URA?
>>534659974The actual issue is you need bigger stats. I have been winning careers with G aptitude front Golshi with no skills all day.
>think yuri is cute
>think hetero is generally hotter when it comes to seggs
>donโt self insert in most games but do in this one because itโs fun
>have fun designing and playing beautiful female characters in adventure/action games
>have fun playing stoic dudes in shooters
>donโt have the energy or interest in arguing autistically about it online anymore
>literally liking anything puts you in some culture-war label nowadays
I remember being young and wasting my energy defending random shit online too. Enjoy it while you can anons.
There's no 'breakpoints' for affinity right or is the double circle more than just a general indicator?
>>534660096>>534660027>>534659945Let's show you all how it's done.
>>534660032SPIC IS VOICED BY FUCKING DOMON KASSHU?????
>>534660068Yet somehow it's always only the horses that are lesbians. Not to forget that the game increasingly becomes more focused later on (hint: after anni) and dropping trying to cater with a tiny portion of the fans.
>>534659804>yuricuck>lesbane>esl sentence structureyeppers, it's a genuine pagpag eater!
>>534660068so you're a tranny? why did you pick female bro?
>>534659912It assumes you get hit by the relevant debuff skills and you were rushed.at some point.
>>534659584Tommy Two Socks
Your Wife Knows Everything
Your Wife Knows Nothing
War Terminator
Seabiscuit
>>534659596Better to focus on a good Rudolf with the same 5-10 races as her grandparents That alone would give you double circles on Goldship even with a Triangle affinity on the other horse.
>>534660114I know, it's pretty sad but at least he's made it all memorable as much as he could. Age comes to us all eventually.
>>534660207That's right. I instantly recognized him the moment he introduced himself in season 1.
>>534660232another seething yuri tranny that's funny
>>534660259>Your Wife Knows Everything>Your Wife Knows NothingThese fuckers have a beef behind the scenes
>>534658759i would say good enough for gp or ggp
>>534660312You can call me whatever you want, nothing will EVER make you not a disgusting pagpag eating thirdie.
You'll probably die getting stabbed to death in an internet cafe.
Bruh...am I really gonna have to use my star pieces from the legend race to get king halo?
>>534660118No, it's just a raw stat calc accounting for hp drain with speed and accel. It doesn't account for skills that change your uma's speed, elevation, and whatnot.
>>534659912The doc is just a recommended stat table.
hey no /m/ talk around here
>>534660295Oh wait no, I'm retarded. They just so sound so similar.
>>534660149I just engage it occasionally when the other poster makes it obvious they are genuinely sweaty seething IRL. Also helps avoid bubble thinking
>>534660361>yuricuck calling anyone a pagpag projecting?
>>534660361I don't think calling (You)r fellow brownoids would make (You) any less brown.
>>534659974>believing tazunas bullshitLet me guess you also think she's a ningen
>>534660365>Skipping this first rate umaWhat shit taste
>>534660250Saddest part of your responses is you have no clue you're just announcing how insecure you are.
Curren Bouquet looks gorgeous.
>>534660452You literally are ESL.
You literally cannot structure a sentence in a form that actual human beings want to read.
>>534660513Sorry, but I'm not brown.
>>534660335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVMY-VX7NyA
I wonder what the wife actually knows
>>534659974I didn't even know she said anything until the need more guts meme.
>>534659584Zenyatta
American Pharaoh
Native Dancer
Rachel Alexandra
Winx (Australian, but still)
>>534660528insecure? you're whole life is about being insecure tranny
>>534660549I think you're just so mad about being called out it's obvious you're a tranny you can't even read straight you're fuming
>>534659584Citation
American pharoah
Native Dancer
Spectacular Bid
Cigar
>nyo Americans can't be up late on a weekend
Alternatively the Euro bros are waking up.
>>534657164Sometimes my ultimate is level 4 sometimes its level 5. I dont get it
Also whats the deal of inherited ultimate skills. Are they good or bad, Some say its a nerfed version like what level 1 or lower than level 1
>>534660621you should go there and never comeback if you keep trying to drag trash back here
>>534660704>more projectionI'm sorry bro, but I'm neither a tranny nor brown.
You're probably not a tranny either, but you are most certainly brown.
The correct play is to spark smaru and xoguri on the new year banner right
>>534660621>Defending nuhoyo gachaLmao
>>534655886I will only continue the bloodline with Ardan!
I just want a good stamina parent
Please
>>534660539Canon leaky breast milk.
>>534659584Secretariat is not nearly drop dead gorgeous enough to parallel her IRL counterpart. Remember that he was described several times as the hors embodiment of an Adonis.
>>534660704Whatever lets you avoid stoning buckaroo
>>534660819vodka is a goof
her getting all emotional at the hotsprings was cute though
>>534660727You need the director's bar to be green by 3 year April
>>534660865I've been trying to get a 3* Stamina for 3 weeks now.
I've given up.
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What did they do to her...
How the fuck do i get ground work for Fronts, please don't say legacy...
Goldship has 1/14 chance and Oguri cap has 1/10, which wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that they are both SHIT cards.
For anyone trying to find a club, shortstack (Formerly /cuma/) have 5 sub 15m shitter and 3 out of those 5 are sub 5m. Join if you like to carry leeches
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Ready for CM?
>>534660754you can parrot me all you want but you're still a SEA monkey
>>534660928Goldshi... raped.
>>534660928You know damn well what they did to her and most anons are just now finding out about the r*pe/grooming menace that is Maru and Pearl because theyโre just now unlocking Golshiโs outfit kek
Good night anons. Hopefully the threads will be better after sleep.
>>534660932You build on a grand parent with Air Groove.
>>534660539She is very pretty. Very wifeable.
>>534660932just ignore that skill bro...
>>534660727depends also of your uma potential level, if its potential lvl2, skill starts with lvl 2 so it can reach lvl 5
about inherited ultimate skills it depends, rudolf one is good for pace, maruzensky is good in general, mejiro ryan is useful for late/end, the rest are more specific of have more conditions making them not that good to use
>84 speed training
>20% failure chance
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>fail
>"Don't overdo it!"
>right before summer training
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
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in what fucking universe does 300 speed and stamina in junior year = last place against 80 stat npcs holy fuck this game is so fucking bad
>>534661051Will Tracen ever do anything to the menaces that are Boomerzensky and Pearl?
>>534660920Sakura Wanko O...
>I am a human! I have human righ-ACK!
>>534661105>slow metabolism right before summer campMade me want to just end the career right then and there
Fucking loony that there's no infirmary at the beach
>>534660149I don't get it either, when I saw Teio and Mcqueen I saw two friends in a platonic relationship building each other up and making each other stronger, which helped to develop their characters a long way for the story. Maybe it's because SEAnigger has the female gaze or something that's why he's always thinking about lesbians.
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>pretty good rudolf run
>no gourmand
>no swinging
Teasing Curren on her price tag.
>>534660932Befriend this guy
282229800070
>>534660553Damn, the Dirt Tracks actually look pretty kino for racing when it's all mud and wet and you see the imprints all over the track.
>>534660874Secretariat was a fucking pristine horse
Didnt know he rocked blue and white checkers and with blinders
>>534661116>frontThats some all time badluck anon
Zenyatta is a GOAT. A horse you can drink beer with.
Monday can't come soon enough
One more pvp reset before I can buy the last copy of Haru's card
Then I can finally start buying follower slots
>>534661216Must have been due to being friendless.
>>534661120>catching someone that can not only run extremely fast but also has a chick-magnet racecar she can get away with and use to continue her assaultitโs not looking good anon
>>534661216That's what mental illness and porn addiction does to a troon bwo
>>534661202nerfed infirmary on the beach is fucking insane
it's already crippling to have to waste beach turns on the infirmary, what possible reason is there to make it even WORSE, it's jut to deliberately kill runs
>>534661202>Know it's summer soon>Decide to risk it
>>534661297>pace>>534661116Is it triple double circles? if yes its 90% to be 1st, 10% to be 2nd-3rd
>>534661145AIEEEEEEEE- WEI! WEI! WEI! WEI!
>>534661105That was literally me except 12%
I'm still mad
>>534659584Seabiscuit
War Admiral
Ack Ack
Sir Gaylord
American Pharoah
>>534661343I'm wasting my friend points on golshi stars
>>534661216Were you molested by an uncle or something? I extrapost yuri because you seethe so hard but for christ sake seek mental health
>>534661323I know that one of zippy chippy's favorite meals was beer and doritos
>>534661116lmao, same thing happened my last McQueen run
She was almost last place on her debut despite d+ speed and d power
Same excuse from green woman, too.
No idea how she got so badly boxed as a frontrunner unless she fell asleep at the start or something.
>>534661361So El and Goldshi are forever just raped bitches?
>>534661343Anon you are doing it backwards, get the friends 1st then urara
>>534661309Imagine the smell...
>>534661120They'll make me Pearl's trainer to reign her in.
And by reign in, I mean become her target for her devilish plans.
What are the thresholds for club rankings?
>>534661392Had a bad energy roll after Takarazuka Kinen and needed the energy
Had to risk it
>>534661116>>534661475Only thing I can think of is that she was trailing behind a rushed front runner that run out of stam and pic related her in the final surge.
>>534661478โฆmaybe tomorrow the sun will come up tooโฆ
haha
American pharaoh would be the strongest dirt uma
>>534661216I mean Teio and Queen was pretty obvious yuri bait, they even have a fake out kiss.
>>534661105>>534661428It could always be worse. You could get XCOM'd
>>534660027Not if she's doing low bar squats which that looks like she is.
>>534661483Whoops
Too late now
If nothing drastic happens and I stay in class 6, I'll be able to buy the card and then have enough points to buy 3 slots, so it's not too bad.
>>534661216SEAggers are mentally ill friendless losers. I enjoy watching the lolcow seethe as his fetish is mostly ignored and made fun of.
Teio wants sex as a reward for winning the Japan Cup
>>534661486sweaty suzuka pantsu
Is there a friend searcher for specific sparks?
>>534661216Teio has hero worship for Prez, but there was blatantly something with Teio and McQueen
And I'm not even a yuri shipper
My least favorite episode of s2 was when Teio couldn't even say thanks to her.
Was too fucking gay.
>>534661756https://uma.moe/inheritance
Are the positional and vision skills worth taking? I'm tired of getting boxed
>>534661756uma-global.pure-db.com
>>534661692>mostly ignored and made fun ofthis primarily only happens during fucking SEAmonkey hours though
Terrible race luck. Holy shit.
>>534660621The new WoW players of this generation will be gacha game players, and they will have spent tens of thousands on "free" games.
Don't force yourself to spend or not to spend, just enjoy the suffering and make it your strength, and if you feel your strength start to give out you can quit or spend a little to gamble on if the suffering gets better.
But don't forget every cent spent in this game is wasted, unless you value dopamine at a dollar value.
>>534661804>VisionNever, they're actually a detriment
>PositionOnly if you don't have any other good options
If my uma can't race anymore what is she good for? Absolutely nothing
>>534660947does she run in place?
>>534661692I'll commend you for one thing, your ability to delude yourself.
>>534661884>vision skills are a detrimentwhy?
>>534661707Sure Teio chan
https://youtu.be/hImo7k1wGyE
Destroyed
>>534661656Kek uma is the only game that conditioned me not to go for the 15% it will always fail.
>>534661794What the fuck? Why did someone make another one? Now I have to check 2 different sites when looking for sparks fuck.
>>534661804I've been bringing the Teio SSR card on my golshi runs to give her navigational skills and it seems to work well, im winning URA finals and most G1 races consistently using Late strat. I was having trouble before I started bringing it
>>534661928i need this please
>>53466193915% is still within the safe zone. 20% and up may as well be a 50/50 coin flip.
>>5346616561% is actually just a 99% in disguise.
>open game
>kicked from /uma/ club for some reason
>>534661914>I'll commend you for one thing, your ability to delude yourself.
>>534661804Yes. Position skills especially get you out of those situations.
>>534662000idk, i just use this one because it have a button to report unavailable due to cap follower and easier interface than the other one
>>534661928>asks for sex>just fingerbangs her cunt to oblivion
https://youtu.be/ud_XPH6Eix4
You can see when her End Closer skills started to proc
>>534661928Me to the right
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>>534661353>>534661370>>534661461Get it female gaze...gays...
Lesbians.
Anyway.
>>534662101need to keep her desperate. If you sex her, she'll get complacent and spoiled, and her training will suffer
>impregnates you with teio eggs (you will explode with teios shorty)
>>534662101That's just the foreplay bro
>triple rainbow at the beach
>57% chance to fail
>get it anyways
>>534661928someone, the full please
>be an uma
>put in insane amount of effort to make it into g1
>get passed by a fucking idiot in red who spent all their days just pulling pranks and making funny noises
fuck gold ship
y'all gooning at 9 AM on a Sunday?
>>534660865>1200 speed>900 stam>900 power>600 wit>1* guts 1* late 1* unique>every single timewhy even try
>>534662209Coming home to a Teio wife with little Teios running around...
>>534661656Poor sheep what have you done
>>534662351I think the more rainbows aids there are for a skill up, the more it lowers the actual chance to fail
>>534662209I'd suck the eggs right out of her ovaries
Why does the Doc put Unrestrained (Acc skill on last corner) lower than Escape Artist (Speed skill mid race)
i thought late/late > mid for acc/spd skills
>9AM
Where you from my guy, weโre up late here
>>534661928>>534662272You can't just post these and not give source
>>534662406My last run ended with 1099 speed and 1* speed spark
Human men shouldn't be allowed to mate with human women before they've mated with horse girls.
>>534662431When I see 57% I assume it means 57%. The day I find out this game is fudging probabilities is the day I uninstall
>>534661939Thats a rule I did for myself on doing rice showers career, there might be a hidden code of +25% chance of failure with her. I only risk it during URA finals
goldkini shuttle for gorushii week
>>534662510get your hooves off the keyboard
>>534662491Fuck it is
Where the hell did the time go
I gotta get to bed
When will they give eng dub to the game?
>>534662405No Iโm gooning at 330am and looking up horse racing videos on YouTube
Why doesn't anyone care about Special Week? She's the main character...
My crackpot conspiracy theory is that Tazuna is the first Umamusume to have been born without ears and a tail
>>534662630i dont have her unlocked
>>534660149Bro, just go to /r9k/ and stay there. Youโll fit just right in with the moids there.
>>534662630We canceled her after finding out sheโs a terrible person
>>534662630The more I learned about the actual horse the less I liked Spe
>>534662416>teio made herself a duplicate key to your apartment, but you never gave her a key to the apartment in the first place.I see...
>>534662510Human men are only for horse girls, human women are out of the question
>>534662630We hate chuds here.
>>534662630I still like her. She's not my number 1, but she is number 2.
I don't care how "reddit" people say Gold Ship is this shit is still funny
>>534662602If they do, they better oversee EVERYTHING, and quality check everything, do background checks on the voice actors/voice director in case there's any troonery afoot
I KNOW cygames has the budget to have a good voice director and get good voice actors, umamu's literally one of the biggest fucking money making games today
Isn't it interesting that yuri/tranny derails are during SEA hours??
>self hating pags arguing with each other
Let them be delusional and stop engaging. Shitposting on a mongolian image board will not suddenly make uma a yuri franchise
Toreningu? Torenachan? Give me my EN dub right heckin now Cygames!
>>534662535I genuinely think some umas have a higher chance of fails and debuffs
I guess I could just be unlucky, but with some umas a 15% equals a fail, and every other turn is a goddamn migraine.
Meanwhile I can run Grass Wonder and El Condor Pasa a billion times without incident
>>534662630I'm waiting for free rolls and if I don't her I'm exchanging my voucher for her.
>>534662630We love Special Week here.
>>534662753Die painfully.
>>534662491330am here
Can't sleep
Lotta teio fuckers crawling around this time of night
What happens when you go on a date with this card instead of normal recreation? Do you still improve the mood of your horse?
Also in general wtf is scenario link?
>>534662684Is there no such thing as privacy with these horse girls?
Damnit, I never had the hots for Tokai Teio before. Now I have a raging hard on and scraping the internet for porn of her.
Now that I think about how come trainers are human? If I was a uma I would want a veteran uma to teach me the roaps since they have experience running g1s and whatnot. Now that I think about the trainer exam was abit too easy I mean all you had to do was memorize somethings and do a fitness test. Wait a second, could it be that one conspiracy was accually? How Tracen is a just place for um
>>534662840Yes, the big appeal of those recreations is generally energy, mood, and stats are guaranteed.
>>534662831wanting to fuck Teio is natural
she is so small and thin
>>534662840>wtf is scenario link?Characters who provide special bonus for a particular scenario. It doesn't matter much in URA, but the next scenario should see this mechanic becoming more important.
>>534662630spe-chan the anime girl's a wholesome qt3.14
special week the horse is a giant fucking faggot loser
Retarded horses are the cutest
>>534662840>What happens when you go on a date with this card instead of normal recreation? Do you still improve the mood of your horse?https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/20021-aoi-kiryuin
>Also in general wtf is scenario link?Some of the Aoi events in the scenario (that you get without the card) are enhanced, plus she shows up to give some extra stats after the scenario like the chairman.
>>534662767Cuck and an asshole
for me, it's keeping sauce for myself
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Are you gonna make it, anon?
>>534662915Haven't you noticed by now that umas are kind of dense?
>>534663014as if that tiny chain could stop an uma
>>534662209I'd suck on Teio's cunt so hard I'll have her eggs rolling on my tongue
https://youtu.be/eoPBDIdkHto?si=JHolLZSjbD2-KpGq
Undefeated triple crown winners? More like donkeys to the GOAT
>>534662853>I don't care how "reddit" people sayGood, do not concern yourself with the experts on trash that must obsess over the trash they supposedly hate so much.
Just notice how they reveal themselves to be from the place they want you to โgo back toโ and laugh as they do that themselves to keep up on the latest thing to not like
>>534662915Because the other role of being a trainer is to propagate the uma species. You can't exactly do that with another uma.
>>534662990going to be demoted because of no 3rd dirt uma
>>534662853Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
>no anti-Golshi skill
REEEEE work with me, Air Groove
>>534662630I like Spe thoughever?
>>534663123Who do you have? With a bit of luck with sparks Mayano isn't a bad cope option.
>>534662990I should hope so. Next week might be more difficult, only managed to break 500k three times all week...
>>534662953Bakushin is a bad influence
>>534662630i fucking hate special needs they need to redo her character for s1 at least bc holy shit its just (well warranted) suzuka glazing the entire time but like damn spe aren't you supposed to be the mc??? TOTAL. SPE. DEATH.
>>534662760I know for a fact that a couple of umas have unique debuffs/buffs that make them fail/succeed training
One i know is super creek, when she has "under the weather", which adds a 5% chance to fail training, then when she gets over it and gets the reverse of it which increases the chance to succeed training by 5%
It's probably why her campaign is considered more difficult
>>534662101>stops before she orgasms>tell her you'll let her orgasm if she wins the next race>fingerbang her again>edge her again>repeat until you're locked up in the basement and raped 24/7
>>534663149>licking an umamusumes earwild
>>534663143why t he fuck would you buy anything that's not red? Did RNG fuck you that hard?
>>534662942I think you just like girls that can't fight back
Do the ningens have countermeasures in case umas don't want to run anymore and rebel?
>>534663149>>534662952Get this bullshit out of here.
>>534663183And you go with them.
>>534663143You can run Hishi Amazon for a near guaranteed one from an event if you're struggling, Ikuno Dictus has one from an event too (along with 3 other debuffs).
>>534663123>Have Top Gun>3* Sprint Urara + 3* Sprint Condor>???>Win
>>534662752If you aren't ESL, you are one of the dumbest anons I've come across.
>if i just keep repeating SEA are yuriposters /uma/ will believe me!!Anons only get gaslit by japtubers 'round here ya dumbfuck.
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>>534662990Been able to coast for now, but I think I'll actually have to stop relying on auto and actually figure out what I'm doing to stay in.
I NEED MORE PICTURES OF FAT SPE!!!
NOW!!!!!!!!!!
>>534662941>ParisOoo-la-la, hope things are good for you French bro. Itโs neat that โGlobalโ is in fact a worldwide version of the game even if itโs limited to Eng
My brain is become the umapyoi
>>534663209I'm pretty sure Teio can overpower a human male easily
global version of umamusume implies japan, china and korea are not part of the globe
>>534663209no, Teio is quite strong from the images. She can easily rape the Trainer. Its exciting if there is danger. Like if Teio was a feral beast woman with oversized claws.
>>534663158my only 3*s are lice and teio,
>>534663209>he thinks teio can't fight back
how much power does a pace chaser need for cm? debating whether to use a power spark legacy or not
>>534663360Mayano TG, El Pasa and Urara then.
>>534663370fat ... or pregnant?
>>534663353horses are goofy lookin creatures
>>534663387As close to 1200 as possible
>>534663209Tiny Teio deadlifted 200lb first try. This is canon. Umas will destroy you.
>>534663387Yes.
Ideally you'd want to max it out for ANY strategy.
>>534663353Duh they're already expelled to space
Why so horny for Teio right now?
>>534663353Of course, they have their own servers. The chink server may as well be a different game though.
>>534663230Sex with Spe after marriage!
>>534662752>Nyo Cygames would never make a yuri anime with their in house anime studio or put yuri in their games
>>534663442>>534663464>How much X do I need?>Uhhhh the higher the better!!Thanks a lot.
>>534663463you know how you get better rewards if you got good/great mood?
well mood effect makes that effect ... even better!
basically Uma are monstergirls who kidnap men for reproduction, but are more domesticated and living alongside humans.
>>534663463you get more stats for good/great mood
So a 600 - 600 - 600 - 300 - 1000 Nice Nature debuffer is enough for stats right?
>>534663491What do they have against cleats?
>>534663463good mood improves your training gain
bad mood is a debuff
>>534663531that horse is a bit... special
See you guys in the next thread Anons!
>>534663598should've sacrificed more wit to get some more stats to fuck over the gold ships
>>534663485Teio is cute
Teio is sex
Teio is for marriage
>>534663598the 1k wit is a parroted meme no one actually gives proof of. 450~550 is likely sufficient
>love Umas
>dont like horses at all
>wish people didnโt post pictures of horses because itโs not pleasant to look at for me
>realize that itโs a completely futile hope
Anybody else just not really care for horses themselves? Iโve been around and even ridden them plenty too. Not saying I would ever trade horse girls for anything else, and I think itโs super cool that they are based on real life legacies and famed races etc. Just donโt like the animal itself
>>534663531Cygames so desperately wants to have more yuri in the game, it's pretty much their no.1 fetish besides stuffing. Thankfully, horse owners hated the PV's hyper yuri so much that it terrified and almost bankrupt cygames, and they cut back on a lot of it, though you can still see where they're trying to push it here and there in the game, Agnes Digital might as well be their self-insert character
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Does anyone here have this
>>534663695>he didn't buy the ticket
>>534663720Sorry bro, I still think right is more impressive, not everyone can have a perfect record although short with a G1 included.
now that monstergirl quest is dead, we can imagine a umagirl quest where wild umas kidnap trainers and coaches, and their human trainees have to find and defeat the uma in an olympian show of strength to win back their beloved trainer or else be forced to watch helplessly ntr before their eyes as a mere human male's semen is extracted mercilessly until mindbreak.
>>534663695UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
DEEEEEERBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>534663695My stakes? Hopeless
>>534663292Thank you, I've been enjoying myself like everyone else, I'm looking forward to the l'Arc scenario. I like what they did with Montjeu and Venus especially, shame they won't be playable.
Be honest, how bad are my cards? Not pictured are 0LB FM, Biko, Bakushin, and Tosho
I want to roll for more supports, but I'd rather save for Seiun Sky and Digitan
>>534663754>horse owners hated the PV's hyper yuriWrong. They hated the coomershit and naruto run but loved the yuri.
>Oguri x RudolfRetained
>coomer King KamehamehaDropped
>naruto run Deep ImpactDropped
>violent OrfevreDropped
>>534663559makes you wonder if there are wild mustang outlaw umas out in the wilds of america that kidnap and rape lost or traveling men
>>534663746boo
>>534663754Even if the horse thing were true (im sure you have proof, right?) - You are fucking retarded. Cygames is huge. Uma coulda flopped and theyd been relatively fine.
>>534663695>HOPELESSBut Tickezo won?
>>534663537Unironically.
If stats are limited and you can't max out everything then your stats should follow this heirarchy from highest to lowest:
>speed>power>int>gutsStamina is outside of the equation due to it being part of your HP. You'd want to have just enough for a given distance.
>>534663754They like yuri so much that the new horses release for (You) stories. Even cards release like that. The only times their yurinigger writers get to touch the game are the forgettable monthly events.
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Holy Based
>Tachyon was Japan's leading stud in '08
>died in '09 due to heart failure
Dude literally fucked himself into a heart attack
Legendary
>>534663916>>coomer King Kamehameha>Dropped>>naruto run Deep Impact>DroppedGonna need source on these.
>>534663787Neither are super impressive all things considered
>>534663754>soulless post by a non anime watcher
>>534663965those stats are ass bro X_X
>>534663746I don't think most people become keibafags or anything, there are just more people taking an interest in horse racing and horses now, most are still obviously in it because they're anime girls.
>>534663793>now that monstergirl quest is deadWhat happened?
>>534663916oh shit... the naruto run woudlve been more obvious to see when they run out of stamina
>>534663754Based horse owners?
>>534663967Not before breeding like crazy though.
>>534663935>feral umamusume prowling the american westScary...
If I owned a horse Iโd tell them to fuck off top of they wanted her to Naruto run
>>534663987Can't find such from a yurinigger
if yuri is bad, then explain umas raping female trainers?
>>534664017no i was joking. no one talks about monstergirl quest, i think, so I just assumed it was done and done.
>>534663940>Uma coulda flopped and theyd been relatively fine.This would've been the case before they turned grub into a full on homofest. If uma suddenly drop dead today, cykagames would be absolutely cooked.
>>534663793>now that monstergirl quest is deadqrd?
Loved the first games
Paradox (and a lot of 3) was too outside my wheelhouse
>>534663987They were in the concept trailer and not in the game retard. Meanwhile Rudolph and Oguri Cap got a gay ice skating scene and are still in.
>>534663754Agnes Digital talking to Smart Falcon is literally me
>>534664147A different universe
>>534663967that happens to a lot of horses sadly, sometimes they just randomly die
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>>534663987Check the original PV and what got removed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
>>534664123Rumao. Blew your load too soon huh.
we're hit image limit again
STOP!
okay but what if my trainee rapes me in the middle of tracen's field while we're training, right in front of other umas and trainees? will i get hazard compensation?
>>534664145Alright, you've won anon. I'm done replying to you. Can feel the braincells dying reading your comments. So unbelievably fuckin' stupid
>>534663887good frontrunner skills/10
>>534664224Wonder who is the owner for both, retard
>>534653502Just filter the seanig chimpouts?
If you start posting only things that are approved by SEA retards you might as well leave the board.
>>534664267Never happened
>>534664267What do think Tazuna's actual job is?
>>534664224ProtoSuzuka my beloved
>>534664295Orfevre and Deep Impact don't have the same owner. Retard,
The view from the lead is MINE
>>534664224But why Oguri x Rudolf?
>>534664224Didn't know these two had the hots for each other.
>>534664382i dunno i think they were just smoking crack back then
>>534664382not gonna lie this is the first im hearing about it
>>534664276>>534664378If she really likes me why doesn't she rape m
>success 95% chance failure
>fail on 5% chance failure
>>534653502/u/ exists retard.
What's with tourists trying to force their bullshit here? Nobody liked your shit even when the threads were 3 days or more old.
Deep Impact is dead. They should honor his memory by making him into an eternal anime girl that millions will want to fuck
>>534664382Rudolf is weirdly obsessed with the GOAT
>>534664448/u/ is an imagedump board, election tourist.
>>5346643732nd Coolest personal skill name
Have they done popularity contests in Japan? Who is the most popular uma?
>>534664442Oh shit Teio stop!
>>534664442She's a switch
Gonna give it to her before she'll give it to you
>>534664382Comes with yuriniggery, a whole load of crack.
>>534664557>ntr'd out of posting Your wife is mid
>>534664572I'm not even one bro but you're delusional if you think they weren't hinting to it in the trailer.
>>534664382>Why the biggest horses from the 80s?are you stupid?
>>534664372I imagine the owner of Dope Impact doesn't want the attention of having being in a popular game/anime.
>>534664557put those fucking things away you stupid slut, this is a racetrack, not a cow farm
this is why teio hating is necessary
>>534664656Nta but thank fuck they did a full 180 reverse on that dogshit, games so much better now
>>534664487Why would Rudolf be obsessed with Almond Eye?
>>534664656He's saying it's a crackship since they're not related whatsoever irl. Well, other than what
>>534664701 said
yuricucks never had friends you competed with in sports that's all there is to it
>self-deleting posts
>teiohater
Could anon be any more of a retarded faggot?
>>534664772>implying that could hold an umashe can just struggle for a second and it would break
>>534664372Read the quotes, faggot.
Did he mention Orfe or King Kamehameha?
>>534664785The other goat
>>534664784The game literally starts with Daiwa x Vodka.
anyone have some nice cheval grand fanart? struggling to find actual decent looking ones rn
>>534664510>Call me King>Genius x Bakushin = Victory>Our Ticket to Win!>Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might>Certain Victory>The View from the Lead is Mine!These are all top tier imo
>>534664267No, you'll be fined for endangering her career and have what few rights you didnt sign away when you took the job revoked irrevocably
King Kamehameha doesn't even look that special, only Deep Impact is worth mentioning.
>>534664701>>Why the biggest horses from the 80s?Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows things down?
>>534663267I got kicked down to Class 5 and am in top 200 with random Umas I got while spark farming. I'm sure you'll be fine at least for a couple weeks.
>>534665117It does. There are no bigger names in the 80s than Oguri and Rudolf.
>>534664701>Dope ImpactFunny enough it wasnt an issue with the actual medication since it was Ipratropium which is a medication commonly given to race horses.
Its that they cannot use the medication for a certain period before a race, the japanese vets werent allowed to give the medication to the horse at the time, and that a french veterinarian did not properly administer the medication.
Resulting in a failed drug test and a race DQ.
So it was the french's fault.
>>534664448>speaking in terms of this generalfuck off newfag
i cry i pray mon dieu
i cry i pray mon dieu
i cry i pray mon dieu
Surely Nice Nature wouldn't take advantage of her trainer...
>>534664448If you're really in /uma/ since the start you'll know that (You) are the tourist.
>>534664772>reverse search>koreanI'm going to need an artist name soon. if it's not sloppa
>>534664448You really don't get how much you out yourself as a tourist, do you? /uma/ makes fun of you when you're not here since you only show up every few days SEA time
>>534664934Idk, Teio step has a dance move
What does your deck look like if you're pulling on the Super Creek banner? Could people that are give examples, and some idea of what you're hoping for?
>>534665241Itโs funny to call it a doping scandal when the medication would have barely had any effect on race performance compared to ACTUAL doping
Itโs like getting barred from the Olympics for taking ibuprofen that morning
Why does the game gaslight us and say power will help us get out of a crowd?
>>534666681Something something, the appearance of impropriety is often more important than the sin committed.
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