NA Will Win Edition
>Ghosts of K'aresh is live .https://www.wowhead.com/news/patch-11-2-ghosts-of-karesh-now-live-in-north-america-378010
>Player-Character Bank Updates Bluepost - Removal of Deprecated Itemshttps://www.wowhead.com/news/player-character-bank-updates-bluepost-removal-of-deprecated-items-377916
>Midnight reveal at Gamesconhttps://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24215994/join-world-of-warcraft-at-gamescom-2025
>MEETUPSGamescom August 20th-24th 2025
Moon Guard, NA
Gurubashi Arena seats
Time TBA
>EU guild<Nerub Silkweaving Forum>
>NA guild<GLOBOFOMO>
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>>534681614 (OP)based for cucking maye out of the op
>>534681761Who do you think made the thread Javier Ricardo Jimenez
>>534681802not you, ban evader
your filenames are a tell
>>534681870>le delete means le ban>doesn't know that 4chanx doesn't randomize OP filenamesHow new are you Gonzalez
>>534681946wanna know how i know you got banned? youre irrationally upset and throwing insults and names around. you are impotently seething because you got what you deserve AGAIN
<Nerub Silkweaving Forum> is recruiting friends.
Raids Wednesday and Saturday!!!
>>534681946I love 4chanX
There's too many schizos that memorize filenames and chimp out at you because the funny meme picture you got from google has a reddit or tumblr or whatever filename
>Maye making fun of brown people despite being brown himself
OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>gonna be playing boomkin
>LFR weapon + trinket sims higher than mythic crafted weapon
>every caster will be after both
>getting them in your vault will mean you absolutely have to take them over myth track gear
>mfw
>>534682030God you're retarded. I pity you
>half the thread is two brown people arguing over who made the OP
Grim
>>534682176every accusation of his is a confession
Installed the Vivaldi browser, pretty good so far
>>534682204AAAAAAND HE'S BACK
How many times have you been banned already?
https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Eye_of_the_Jailer_(mechanic)
Daily reminder Ion thought this was a good thing
>>534682037Can I join when I come home from vacay? Phoneposting rn, took a break when tww launched. Is laralie still playing? Miss my gnomies
>>534682198I hate this, it's Spymaster all over again, gotta do the boss in every mode every week.
>>534682204do you want me to pretend to be a girl so that you can proudly post your 4 inch half-brown circumcised willy in the thread again?
Race to Manaforge Omega world first
>>534682439wtf is this real?
>>534682356Yes everyone is welcome uwu
Idk about laralie she did play a little bit with us but hasn't shown up much
>>534682030>insultsBeing called by Hispanic names is insulting to you?
Interesting. This has been noticed and documented.
>>534682374Oh you don't have those 3 items? Looks like you're doing 20% less DPS than people 15 ilvls lower than you who have them. Sorry no invite
>>534682546yeah it is. the cat got disqualified for changing lanes in the race
>>534682596of course it is, to have one of your kind try to call me his brother is an insult
They're seething at maye because NA will win.
11.1 DelveGODDING:
>invaded by literal BAD ASS GIGA GOD with custom music theme and edgekino voice lines
11.2 DelveSLOPPING:
>invaded by literal-who muh dark spaceranger assassin
we're LOSTING hard here bros
>mandatory rclootcouncil
>people only roll for loot they need
>first mount goes to mvp of the season
>zero drama
how is this system bad?
besides, loot is only means to an end not end goal in itself
>>534682835I'm seething at Maye because I want some DICK
should I play my DK or my Mage in the upcoming season 3?
>>534682037>wanted to carry nerub >can't do wednesdays:(
>We're doing some m0
>Dragon who mythic raids with another guild joins
>We doing maybe 2-4mil DPS at most
>He does 10mil DPS
>Everyone begins stroking his ego on discord as per usual
Is this just a case of Dracthyr being new so devs had less time to balance them?
>>534682864Underpin is a much better fight than the Ethereal Nemesis as well.
Who thought designing a fight purely designed around constantly moving or you get insta-killed was a good call in a game that has casters that want you to stand steal to do damage?
>>534682028this would be the funniest reveal of all time
>>534683252Stand steal? Stand still*
>>534683230Devastation Evoker has done a fuck load of AoE like that all year, people play Boomkin more because it does the same thing while bringing even more utility
>>534683289lay deez goats on my bed and tenderly make love to them all night
>>534683252it's front-loaded damage profile makes it look better than it actually is
they are also made out of wet tissue paper and fold the moment anything looks at them above 12
>>534683484https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/baganator
>>534683252>underpin is better fight than ky'veza>mario party minigame fightwowg has some good retarded takes this week
Hello Maye
Are you excited for another fun friendly competition this season?
It will be humbling I think... Again...
>>534683637This nigga wants to play Osu and call it a good fight.
Asking again because no-one is giving me an answer. What ilvl should I be if I want to do M0 before reset? Is 669 too low? Am I cooked?
>>534683640didnt you used to be a doomer man in legion? what happened that you became mtf?
>>534683724Sign up for groups lil nigga, you can clear m0 comfortably in 650 ilvl gear but the real challenge is getting accepted by people wanting 680+ ilvl people
>>534683819wow releases too much estrogen making all the autists trans
>>534683819I never played legion
Also I have heterosexual sex with women
>>534683640Hello Fahbear
Did you learn how to play BM hunter? :^)
Also post more Drae tits
>>534683640silence worm
you're gray/green on every fight
Patch so rushed they couldn't even get the VA back for Ky'veza
karesh is empty af I'm getting 150 fps for the first time ever what were they thinking
Which wowg trans girl has the plumpest butt?
>>534684041Me unironically
>>534683724650-660 is more than enough. just spam applications.
If the Gilnean wall went up after the 2nd war, how does Gilneas know who the forsaken are, that Sylvanas is their queen or that they joined the horde before meeting the night elves?
>>534683972They needed to make an Ethereal raid to set up Midnight. But they needed a zone because they knew they wouldn't get away with the final patch not having a zone this expansion.
See the backlash on the road map when 11.2 didn't originally have a zone listed and had to have the road map updated.
Now we've got a rushed K'aresh to justify why you go into Mana-Forge Omega so they didn't have to do another Nyalotha.
>>534683950i'm guessing writers strike
>>534682037Do you guys loot council every single item? I kinda wanna join to help you beat the pedos again but I don't want officers hoarding my looties.
>>534683640>green parser with two guys giving you PI>not even top 3 dps in the endSurely with another PI, might be top this time
>>534684312do you want a slow melee or fast caster?
both are frosty
>$1000 wheel
this does NOT bode well for Midnight
>>5346842514chan guilds are pretty much slightly structured pugs where the ceiling is clearing heroic/killing the first 2 or 3 bosses on mythic, they don't care about loot council
>perfect weapon for this set
>trading post
>>534684312Mage is always good long-term. DK is kinda okay for now, might get gutted in upcoming patches, as usual. BDK is also shit-tier tank, so you won't have a plan B.
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>>534683252Underpin is a pile of shit what are you on about.
>99% of the difficulty is fighting the fucking bomb kicking gimmick and not the boss Wow cool fight!
can't wait to swap my trinkets from pacemaker/bombsuit to pacemaker/mud what a great seasonal refresh
>>534684846How fat is it?
>>534684701I wonder why he never pivoted into OSRS like everyone else to leech from. He's literally a 45 year old British boomer so exactly who the game was designed by and for
How does Maye get away with such rampant racism when it's easily bannable these days? Is he a janny?
>>534684643>make a new mog>the literally perfect helm for it is a new random drop from summer festival that i guess i didn't get when it was just here>mog is fucked for a whole year
>>534684936friends with one
>underwater delves have been de-watered
what
>>534684919Her ass is pretty big, but firm.
Woo my fucking heart hard boss
>>534685112>ho are you?he's a massive avatarfaggot who loves trans and blacked porn and diaperfur
>>534685085Not what I was expecting but I still fw it
>>534685015The trading post is unironically worse than elite pvp gear or mythic plus mounts because you know the items will come back eventually but you just don't know when
>>534684251its a free for all neverh ad a single item get council
>>534682037>still no horde eu guild
>>534685038People complained too much about the water for 2 seasons, so they finally decided to just get rid of it and remove the main gimmick.
Cry-babies gonna cry-baby
they should let you choose who does and doesnt get your party-wide and raid-wide buffs so i can exclude femnelves from my buffs
how do i make friendly nameplates smaller?
im using plater
>>534685257>guilds are cross faction>cry about wanting a horde only guild
>>534685269>melee >mobs swim above me and just fucking stay there casting >brann swims up and pulls shit up to him>can't fucking hit them It was a shit idea to have everyone but you swimming and it never worked.
>>534684315>>534683905NA rats SEETHING after a bit of banter
>>534683640Fancy stop crippling your raid team and wasting PIs you fucking dumbass
>>534685038they should just stop with underwater combat meme forever. even in gw2 it is shit-tier, and there the underwater combat is much better than worlo
>devourer invasion
>kill boss
>get quest to turn in to venari
>does absolutely nothing but give me 23 gold
Explain.
>>534681946>brown eyed american mutts calling people spic nameslol lmao
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>Increase threat generation of Voidwalker and Felguard to 900% from 450%
>Don't bother increasing the healthpool of Voidwalker with this new threat generation in mind.
But why, he was already a worse version of Felguard that Destro and Affliction were stuck with. Why do you make him even worse instead of giving him a proper buff??
Can Warlock just get a new class dev already
>being bad at BM hunter
how
>>534684924He was always very slow on trends. He'll do it eventually.
Why isn't the timewalking event permanently available?
>farming the haste int trinket from the eco dome on hc on my alt
>every item but the trinket has dropped
dont ask me why i want it.
>>534685731they should also make Health Funnel an instant HoT like Mend Pet, and add a warlocky kind of Misdirection, and demo should be able to cast while moving or to have only instants. basically - a hunter but a warlock. i would play that.
>>534685838he'll be back in two seconds
>>534685831well, because then players will, uh.. you know!
>>534685112>Who are you?... bruh you just referred to me by my handle
>>534685038>can still get the achievement for completing a kobyss delve without losing your breath
If J'lor really returns I'm buying 5 collectors editions
>>534686261>dark heart>jailer currently missing a heart bros...
>>534686468>it was also a titan creation
2H FDK is so fucking peak bros... it's like I'm playing ret
>>534686252You should do it now because it turned into a FoS
Is fishing worth it in this game or am i just wasting my time here
>>534686618less than 10g per fish, you could earn more by doing world quests
>>534686618Do a /sit and post Troll feet so I can give you a real answer
Ghosts of Koresh
In the Waco siege, 25 children died within the Branch Davidian compound. The fire, which engulfed the compound on April 19, 1993, resulted in the deaths of 76 Branch Davidians, including the 25 children
the 1993 Waco siege directly inspired the Oklahoma City bombing
The Columbine shooting on April 20, 1999, was deliberately timed to coincide with two anniversaries that were significant to the shooters
GHOSTS OF KORESH
blizzard what the fuck this is not an innocent coincidence
>>534686618Gathering professions in general are pretty worthless this late in an xpac if you value your time
>>534685202What's wrong with blacked porn?
>>534686529*First Ones creation
>>534686827Just wait until you find the Cuzbee Suite in Undermine.
>>534687006Your gobbo is very cute :3
ky'veza ? was stressful enough and now you're telling me niggas have already killed ??
Hopefully no one finds my delve grave.
>Maye gets banned
>thread goes to shit
https://www.wowhead.com/item=44050/mastercraft-kaluak-fishing-pole
HE DOESN'T HAVE UNLIMITED UNDERWATER BREATHING TO CHEESE DELVIN MELVIN
Holy fuck this patch is fucking BUSTED have they completely given up on QA at the milk-thieving company? I feel like it's a coin-toss whether or not a world quest is gonna be bugged. The last 2 I've tried doing have both not worked. I can't attack the sand crawling crabs because they are "obscured" etc. Fucking embarrassing DOGSHIT company.
>>534685180What ilvl is it worth attempting this at as prot or ret, would you say?
>>534687895>I'm not banned>It's still shitWhat did Ion mean by this?
>>534687938well is not like you need it now lmao
It's insane how the story is so shit and irredeemable that I genuinely like J'lor now because he's like the poster child of how shit it is I unironically want him to come back so the story can get worse.
I know the leaks are 99.99% likely to be an AI generated shitpost, but it'd be so fucking good.
>>534687938hmm, do i spend weeks farming dailies to get a fishing pole or do I buy a water breathing elixir for 2 gold
I don't mind the brokers too much, but jesus christ I expected to see at least a few more ethereals they're like 95% brokers lmao
>>534687992You have to either log off, log back in or fly away and fly back to the world quest to get it to complete
Smol multi dollar indie company can't be bothered to fix anything
>>534682028This would actually be meme magic come to life. I want this to be real so badly.
reminder to instantly filter avatartroons
hide 1 hides 10
>>534688117Well yeah, that's sorta what happens when the game never bothers developing any real notable characters among the Ethereals.
>>534687992This is the most buggy patch they've released is a long ass time. It feels like how new expansions did years ago minus the login queue. It turned my helmet transmog from green to a shitty blue btw. A helmet I've worn since ICC.
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>mained assassination rogue the last two patches
>kind of bored of it but its super meta now
Do I switch or stick with it?
>>534688117i'm starting to believe the anons who said this is cut shadowlands content realised only now
Wow won no matter how much doomies screech and cry and i think that's beautiful
>>534688281are you going to do 20?
>>534688358I got to 15s last season before stopping
>>534688202A couple of quest giver Ethereal NPCs with random names isn't something they could do?
wow taurens > wc3 taurens
>>534688396might work, I don't know why but I saw one of those top of the .1% players saying assa was bad for raids and normal keys but super broken for really high keys so dunno.
>>534688301It's not even debatable at this point. A pitiful amount of content for the last big patch of an expansion.
>>534688301>>534688513I thought this was suppose to be bfa cutout content?!
>>534688121>You have to either log off, log back in or fly away and fly back to the world quest to get it to completeNone of this works for me with the Phase Diving: Shan'dorah Saboteurs WQ. I simply can't use the floor pad thing to start.
>>534688513really though idk what the fuck is going on, the zone is so small, so sparse and has nothing happening on it, i barely see anyone else around
>>534685693It's for the bio dome zoo minigame but it's time gated for 2 more days
11.1 BFA CUT CONTENT ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
11.2 SNEEDOLANDS CUT CONTENT ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
12.0 ?
>>534686237Oh it's your human form kek
>>534686618Sharks from blood pools will get you a lot of gold
>>53468864112.0 will be fresh. 12.1 & 12.2 will have us fuck off to random new zones that where cut content of old xpacs.
>>534688641Your foreskin is cut content
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>>534688617The obvious answer is because the zone wasn't planned to be in this patch to begin with, until people pointed out the year 2 roadmap didn't have New Zone on it.
wtf bros i only just discovered there is a daytime version of the inky dark potion
>>534688775that was an edition mistake and they added the zone an hour after people noticed it
>>534688775They wanted to do another 8.3 again, no new zone
>>534688607Do you have your cloak?
>>534688797Yeah and it's super expensive to craft for some reason
>>534688775where are the open world challenges
what warband updates did we get?
>>534688775>>534688857If you think about this for 10 seconds you will realize how retarded and braindead you are, not gonna explain why, just try to think for yourself this one time
>>534686791I kinda regret picking troll as my first toon, if i knew they would show their feet all the time i would've gone with gobbo or belf
>Xe thinks MIDnight won't be reused content.
>He doesn't know the first raid will just be the scrapped Silvermoon Warfront from BFA
ky'veza is just a "ready to raid" cheevo check so no wonder some people hate it
>EU posting times
>it's just a bunch of anons making snarky remarks about how much they hate game
Why are europeans like this?
>>534689137shut up pajeet
I think they did more Brokers than Ethereals to explain why Ethereals would go to Azeroth tbdesu
The Ethereal model is much better but they aren't the main NPCs by choice
https://www.wowhead.com/news/possible-new-warfront-locations-discovered-287123
Silvermoon Warfront: Assault the final Horde bastion on the Eastern Kingdoms, and cleanse our land of their filth.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BFA CUT CONTENT 3.0 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>534689010Holy shit you're right they will 100% use the scraps of that cut warfront and repurpose it as some void invasion scenario. I can see it already.
>>534689137Well yeah, Europeans have standards.
> EU hours
>anons rambling about TWW being cut content from eight years ago
>>534689397>brown hours>some brownie rambling about EU
>>534689470wait until you see EU demographics
So how much void content will Midnight have??
11.0.7 bfa cut content
11.1 bfa cut content
11.2 sneedolands cut content
12.0 bfa silvermoon warfront cut content but cosmic void blue
DEAD GAME
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What does wowg think of Calia Menethil?
I exclusively play female Draenei characters in slutmog but Iām 100% straight because straight guys like me like to dress up as women because Iām 100% straight
>>534689137Europeans are the type of guys who quit playing the game 10 years ago but will stay up to date with WoW news because they're subbed to Belluar and Asmongold
Maye having a thread meltie cause people are shitting on the quality of his goon game again.
>>534689010Reusing is pretty good. I like that the world is coherent.
"Undermine is scrapped content from seven years ago because that was the last time they used Goblins" is still the biggest TWW smoothbrain take
"K'aresh is Shadowlands content" is also retarded but misguided. They just put a skeleton crew on the patch after deleting Danuser's original idea, so they reused as much as they could
>>534689552What a terribly misleading article.
>>534689397stay mad, ban evader
Does this game have heels or other goon footwear
>>534689552You know how each time a patch comes out in TWW and there is zero things to do? It'll be kinda like that but more purple.
>>534689010>>534688301I don't get it. There are more people on the WoW dev team than at any point in history. The WoW credits in 2004 were 10 minutes long. The credits these days are 45 minutes long.
How is it that they have more devs than ever before, yet they can't make an expac with anywhere near as much content as, say, Wrath of the Lich King, which came out 17 years ago and with less than half the number of devs?
What are the devs actually doing all day?
>>534689734People are fucking retarded, karesh was never meant to be part of sneedolands, it has nothing to do with the jailor
>>534689596I think her faction is an affront to the light..
>>534688775>it will happen when the weather cools Metzen in control. Trust the plan.
What's the WORST thing Blizz could announce during the Midnight reveal, a week from now?
>>534689596Most of her screen time is being an Alliance character.
She's slapped onto the Horde and most Horde outright hate being stuck with her.
She never gets developed into a character Horde can like, because Horde aren't allowed story and she barely interacts with any other Horde leader. It's always Voss who does.
So she looks more year after year just an Alliance character, forced onto the Horde
lol
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Midnight is scrapped TBC content and you all are going to eat it up
>>534690019paladins for all races
>>534689808White men get job done efficiently, white karens just sit around all day bitching and moaning about white priviledge and patriachy
>>534690019Pic related is going to continue being a major part of the story as the "Future of the Arathi."
>>534690019no playable ethereals
factions disbanded
blood elves made neutral
>Blizzard says there will be a new delve companion every season
>They just keep reusing Brann while making his AI progressively worse and his mouseover model bigger
>>534685209Just take care, she has plenty stamina and energy.
>>534687006Thank you.
>>534689808i wonder what the number is if you break it down by
leadership and management
actual developers, programmers
HR and 'support' staff
i'm going to guess the organisation has ballooned out of control with HR and bureaucracy who have absolutrly nothing to do with programming the video game and just siphon away resources or actively get in the way of the developers trying to make things
>>534690019those ugly troll/elf things being playable, or another elf being playable
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Uh, thanks for the placement, Blizz?
>delve mats worth even less
>bismuth r3 has fallen through the floor
Wow there is really absolutely nothing to be made from gathering now.
>>534690275Fuck, whatever you say beautiful
most final patches in wow are bad raidlog fests but we will pretend otherwise
>>534689734Lorewise, Shadowlands and Dragonflight are the most important expansions in WoW now. We didn't know how Shadowlands was going to create a whole new world of lore and mythology.
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I used to believe that those planets in hellfire would have been the new expansions from blizzard
dreams ruined
>>534690019-bringing back Holinka
-putting Aggrend (obese retarded reddit that needs to have a heart attack) on the retail team
-making a joke about the Sargeras sword for loretrannies
-sayjng that Brann is the delve companion for Midnight
Hey son I bet you play as a cool warrior or knight or something in that world of Warcraft
>>534683178just come saturdays if u want. theres no hard requirements or anything.
Here's your delvin melvin companions for Silvermoon neutral sanctuary delvin
https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Salandria
https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Crusader_Dawnheart
>>534690274They couldn't figure out how to deal with delve companion levels if there were different companions each season.
Just not having levels at all because fucking who cares didn't cross their minds I guess.
>>534690462>Implying it won't be Vereesa
>>534690019NOT bringing back /ourguy/ The Jailor
>>534690019>it's an Horde expansionThis is the worst. And if it's somehow an Orc and Forsaken expansion, it would be the worst of the worst. Ever.
>>534690517>>534690462I would genuinely unsub if I have to do delves with a woman
>>534690019Midnight will be the last expansion
The Last Titan has been scrapped and turned into the final patch of Midnight
The expac ends with Amitus being revealed as the eponymous last titan who defeats the Void Lords
Anduin abdicates and passes the crown to Faerin. He also gets a vasectomy
A note in the epilogue reveals that every popular WoW character is actually gay and/or trans
Blizzard will then announce that the future of WoW will be as a mobile gacha game
Tazavesh was actually supposed to be Korthia (the city of secrets). What ended up being Korthia was supposed to be part of the drust blightlands patch with a drust raid.
>>534690462>implying they're not just going to reuse brann (again)remember when they said we'd get a new pal every patch?
>>534690642Nice, I read that on /r/Asmongold also
>>534690642>The expac ends with Amitus being revealed as the eponymous last titan who defeats the Void LordsFucking do not
>>534690396How many planets we visited now
>Azeroth>Outland>Draenor>Argus>K'areshI think that's ok, no?
>>534690728It's all politics now! Everything there is!
>>534690692>activity is literally called Delvin Melvins>replace Melvin with a holeNo
>>534683640>5 insta seethe repliesVOLUMES
>>534690792Draenor is Azeroth in a different timeline tho
>>534690320I got no clue how they manage to screw up elite pack spawn locations each season, despite already going through this with season 1
>>534690596is that futa ethereal? hot
I'm tired of tanking for incompetent retards.
Which DPS is the easiest to pick up from 0?
>>534683640bbc is cute! CUTE!!!
>>534690883>Draenor is Azeroth in a different timeline tho
>>534690792All the planets from the Argus invasion points.
So that's another 5 or so.
>>5346907924.5 as main expansion features.
Then Legion makes you go to like, 8-12 minor ones
8 HOUR MAINTENANCE ON SEASON START
OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how are people even able to do the delve nemesis?
>thought war within was dwarf themed expansion or at least that they would play a big role
>dwarves play no role in s1, s2, or s3.
>final patch is a space battle with aliens and more void shit
So all dwarfs got is a really bare bones looking city and two intro zones that are shit compared to the last two. cool.
>>534690792+invasion points planets
>>534691064Play Hunter or Melee.
It's a bitch for casters
>>534691108its an elf expansion
>>534691108No one cares about dwarves. We like elves and feet here fuck off
>>534691061learn to count nigga
tf is wrong with you
>>534691108enjoy your elf expansion in midnight
>>534691108Metzen came back and doesn't give a shit about anything other than elves, orcs, and humans. The only chance you had at a real dwarf xpac is if Danuser stayed
>>534689596I love Calia, she is a good character and she makes me want to play undead
>>534691108No one cares about dwarves.
>I do!You're one guy.
>>534691064because you're not going to die unless you mess a mechanic
>>534691108no one gives a shit about your meme race bro, the only reason they are not sub 1% is because of metacucks
any anons from Waukesha, Wisconsin? apparently there was a guy called Delvin Melvin who died in 2006 and has a grave there
>>534690792Elunaria, where the Eonar fight happens, plus six more worlds in Legion invasion points.
If you count destroyed planets, then we've been to around 20 more.
>>534691247I will while you keep seething
nigga said waukesha luhroar
we need loli expansion desu. Specialy now with housing. Let us adopt 1
>>534691234luv dwarves, me
at some point in the thread, some fucking whining starts and it's the same fucking thing over and over again, I'm tired of it already
>>534691358>>534691318it would've been an interesting change of theme. It's not even that I care about dwarves that much but how are you going to do an underground expansion and cuck them out completely
>>534691203>>534691358i meant how are people even allowed to fight her this week
>>534691064I pressed spell reflect.
>>534691108Your mistake was thinking the writers like to write anything that isn't Alliance Elves, things that spawn from Alliance Elves, or things connected to Alliance Elves.
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>>534690730>Raid finale cinematic of Midnight>The leader of the void lords, Voidensius, stands triumphant as Thrall, Anduin, Jaina, and Baine lay defeated>Voidensius manifests in the cosmos and looks down on the planet of Azeroth>"No man can defeat me!">"Ayo, who says it gotta be a man?">Voidensius turns and sees Amitus manifest>Triumphant music plays as Amitus destroys Voidensius>Amitus does a victory twerk as the other titans kneel before her and cheer>The citizens of Azeroth look up from the planet surface and cheer at the giant metallic ass twerking in the sky>Cut to Anduin looking out at the cheering crowds from a balcony of Stormwind Keep>Faerin approaches him. Anduin looks sad.>"Faerin... I realize now that the Age of Men is over... Amitus has shown me that black women are our future... black women... like you.">Faerin looks up, surprised>Anduin takes off his crown and gives it to Faerin, then walks off into the distance>Note: Anduin died due to complications during his vasectomy
The ultimate pro move with these dragon riding race wq is to gather mats during the race
>>534691534I don't see why they shouldn't be able to fight her this week.
>>534691524because we put elves and humans underground instead lmoa
>>534691448Gura and Saba make me act up
>>534690650how deep does the cut content rabbit hole go?
Danuser would've actually expanded the Earthern plot.
cataclysm zones were actually the cut content from classic
>retards say arcane mage and enhance sham are difficult to play
>ding 80 on both
>doing really well, to the point where people in dungeons whisper me to congratulate me for my dps relative to my ilvl
are you guys actually braindead?
>>534691878Danuser is genuinely a better writer than Modern Metzen, people forget how bad his shit got around MoP-WoD but they'll remember soon
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>>534691886we know what most of the cut content from Vanilla was going to be and Cata had none of it. almost all of it ended up becoming its own expansion
>dragon isles>tomb of sargeras>outland
>prot warrior talents revamp
>devastator is now mandatory
Fucking why... give me back my spamable attack
>>534691886TBC was actually the cut content from classic!
>>534692001Actually Afrasiabi was in charge during WoD
But I agree with you regarding Mists
>>534692068I mean this with the utmost sincerity: You are retarded.
>>534691995No one has said arcane is hard in years, it's literally one of the easiest specs in the game on top of being the best dps. There's an actual woman (boomer mom with a real kid) in my guild that plays it because she can't play other ranged speca
>>534689237>we are attacking Camp Taurajo againUh based?
>>534692001that was alex afrasiabi. that guy was a fucking curse on this franchise
>>534691995nice anon you're like 5 years late to the party
>2000 + 5 + 20
>cannot be a panda girl dh hunter
explain this
>>534691878I'm glad that Danuser was fired and wasn't allowed to write his stories about identification. Now it's just Metzen's Kino.
>>534692068Devastator has been mandatory for 4 years now anon.
You shouldnt have empty gcds.
>>534692179suck my whole ass revisionist scum i keep reading in here about idiots crying they don't know when to barrage
>>534692253the manifestation of cringe would be too great
DH's are already cringe but multiplied by fat chinese furries the cringe factor would be too strong
>>534692295No thanks pirate I won't eat your entire ass even if you worked at Blizzard
https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Arcan%27dor
Just as a proper arcan'dor is a balance between arcane and nature, its fruit brings the life essence and the arcane spirit of the shal'dorei into harmony, freeing them from their addiction to the Nightwell.
>fixes nightbornes from aman'thul arcane koolaid addiction
>never given to bimbodoreis to fix their sunwell arcane koolaid addiction
Personal expansion wish though it most likely won't come true. Besides Ghostlands, Isles and Eversong, and Silvermoon updated. I would love if it was the whole upper half. Plaguelands, Gilneas, Silverpine, Tirisfal, Undercity, Hilsbrad Hinterlands etc. That would be baller. Doubt they'll do it though just because of how many zones they usually do.
>>534692384And Kosak was the last good writer we had.
Why is trinket balance so shit? Every specialization is once again competing for the same 3 trinkets
>enhance is easy bro trust
BET retard look at this shit
>>534689237I wish all of this was added to the game in the end. And if the Alliance destroyed all these Horde zones, it would be sweet revenge, but alas...
>>534692380I feel like the only person who hated the Suramar/Nightborne storyline in Legion
It was literally just a copy + paste of the blood elf storyline from TBC
>muh leader who betrays their people to the Legion (Kael'thas/Elisande)>muh former loyalist who rebels (Liadrin/Thalyssra)>muh source of arcane energy (Sunwell/Nightwell)Just incredibly lazy, but people gave Blizzard nothing but praise for it.
>>534692485>click for detailskek
>>534692380>never given to bimbodoreis to fix their sunwell arcane koolaid addictionanon I feel like you didnt played tbc
>>534692160>>534692287>You are retardedMaybe I am, but I don't care about metaminmaxxing, I liked to have a button that I could spam whenever I felt like hitting something. Why did they even keep "Devastate" as an ability now? In previous talent tree taking/not taking it didn't affect anything, now if I don't take it I'm locked away from multiple talents, it's bad design.
>>534692453fuck off, retard
this faggot was behind the destruction of all alliance zones in cataclysm
fucking horde biased rapist
>>534692485>icy veinslol
lmao even
nobody plays with ice strike or fire nova, this 'guide' is like 8+ months outdated
>>534692485>long list of slop>the real rotation is alternate crash lightning and chain lightning in AOE This is like when people post 20 line long list for havoc when it's actually simple if you play it
I'd rather they stop introducing new races to be playable, if they're never gonna bother developing any of them to the degree they did Pandaren or any race that came before Pandaren.
We're now on our second expansion in a row where they introduce a race at the very start of the expansion, clearly designed for Alliance first. Barely develop it, slap it on both factions because they couldn't even develop 1 race properly and end their expansion off with you needing to team up with another Alliance Elven archer girlboss to go deal with a conflict far away from the expansions main location.
>enter phase at overlook zo'shuul
>hear voices
what the flip
>>534692531bro as a Horde main I wish we had our zones attacked just because we'd get fresh new HD zones like the nelves did. Can't wait until they start updating all the zones again it's starting to look out of place with all the nice gear and models now. Need to get outta Cata graphics fr fr
>>534692686Kinda late with the references.
>>534692602I didn't care about Suramar in Legion, but the fact that the Nightborne joined the Horde and immediately started supporting genocide is very funny to me. It literally killed all the interest I had for this race.
>>534692453ahahahahhahaahahahahahahaha
Kosak is the reason Mists was so childish and gay and jokey
>B-b-but muh darkest expac yet!90% of the questlines were "help this fatass pandaren farmer called Chubcub retrieve his stolen turnips from le hecking evil rabbits"
There's a reason Kosak got moved to Hearthstone, and why Hearthstone immediately turned childish and gay and jokey
>>534692671That long line is real but its only the opener for fel scarred and its a pretty obvious sequence
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>>534692656You are aware Rhonin was Kosak's OC lol he loved Alliance as well.
>>534692730Actually I agree with you. I would like the zones to finally come out of Cataclysm.
>>534692794Tyrande told the Nightborne to their face she didn't like any of them and would never accept them, that's why they joined the horde.
>>534692653The only bad design here is your brain. God fucked up on that one, bigly.
As the other anon said, devastator has been mandatory for years you are a literal retard, no exaggeration, actual literal legally disabled retard, if you have been using manual devastate at all since during this time period.
To make make you even more retarded, you keep saying you want an ability to spam, yet prot warrior is always rage capped and revenge is your spammable button, you not even knowing this shows how bad and dumb you are.
You say you don't care about meta minmaxxing but i'm not sure you could even complete a delve above level 4 due to your excessive retardation.
>>534692989That's not the only reason desu, they share every single philosophy with the blood elves.
>>534692875I don't care who his OC was, I saw everything he did and how he sucked up to the bastards from the Horde, and I understand his true motives. Fuck him, the fucking leftist.
>>534692863thats cheap
someone posted a screenshot earlier in the week with m0 at 300k
apparently a 10 goes for 2mil
>Ravel blew up k'aresh to stop demmy
>
Does that mean the worldsoul is still there?
>De elves took my balls...
>I cut off my own cock to escape dem... and now, dey fight alongside de Horde?!
Zul'jin was the most justified villain in WoW history.
>>534692485I could barely use the aoe rotation in wotlk with chain lightning and magma totem
How to memorize this new shit now
>>534692001This.
Danuser knows how to worldbuild and how to storytell
>>534693097warlord of ressentiment
>dark iron girls
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>dark iron futas
(:<
>>534692989>>534693064nah it's because Thalyssra wanted to lez off with Tyrande but she refused
Meanwhile Liadrin was more than accommodating and brought a double-ended dragon dildo for both of them to enjoy
The nightborne joined the Horde the very next day
>>534693069Scratch that I mixed him up with knaak the k names got me all mixed. You may continue your rant.
>>534693097the funny thing is that he could regenerate the arm he chopped off, he just chooses not to out of spite
>reading wowhead comments
>it's the exact same "BEHEAD THE HORDE, SCORCH THE EARTH, KILL SAVAGES" posting that /wowg/ spams
Wait... this isn't edgy 4channel deus vult shitposting? The playerbase genuinely thinks Night Elves are real?
>>534681614 (OP)people are still playing this tripe? this game sucked literally 10 years ago
>>534692989Not that it matters anymore desu. They flip flop so hard with Alliance leaders personalities that it becomes complete whip-lash all the time whenever Horde has to deal with them.
One moment Tyrande's insulting everyone in Legion and suddenly she's the victim in BFA.
Alleria's first act as soon as coming back to Azeroth is to go.
>What?! My sister is the Warcheif of the Horde and my people are in the Horde?! That cannot be, I'm gonna walk over there and free my people from the Horde that holds them hostage! They'll join the Alliance where they belong!Nearly corrupts the sunwell in the process and gets banished.
Come DF she's now actively allowed to visit her son who's casually just living in Silvermoon now despite her clear attempt mutiny just a few expansions ago and Horde players are expected to be buddy buddy with her.
>>534693192Most of the list is fluff talents you don't actually take and all you really do is use your cooldowns on cooldown while alternating chain and crash
I hate Danuzer more than anyone else in the world.
He was worse than Afrasiabi and Kosak put together.
Theory: Zul'jin will return in Midnight
His severed arm will regrow the rest of his body
>>534693094>Worldsouls were supposed to be hyper rare, that's why every forces in the Universe hunt for them>Argus, Draenor, Azeroth, K'aresh and a billion others have a worldsoul
>>534693026Holy fuck anon, he's already dead
>>534693297Night Elf players are the most schizo the game has to offer. When it comes to faction bias, Night Elves are outliers and should not be counted.
>>534693297because all normal people understand that the horde has no right to exist after all its crimes
>>534693460Draenor explicitly doesn't have a World Soul. Ironically, the Orc homeworld is probably the most unique one in the setting now thanks to this.
>>534693510The Alliance has no right to exist after all its crimes.
>>534693396You hate him because he was good. That's... weird.
>>534692602I don't hate it but it's very overrated with all the "collect 16000 ancient mana" quests and the faggot mask gimmick
>>534693484Yeah i went mean and overboard for sure, but you know, there's just something about seeing someone do something so excessively stupid with my class that just triggers something in me. I won't apologize for it.
>>534693460Draenor doesn't have one dumb lorelet
Just got 3 items out of one HoA run. The Venthyr remember I'm they're girl and rewarded me for it.
>>534693498night elf players are fags and I wish they got kicked off the Alliance desu
Human paladin here. Fug those stinky no shoe wearing elves. We can kick them out Horde can have them and we can get the better elves (High Elves) fucking hate night elves so fucking much.
>bro, what are you talking about? night elves are not real loool
>AAAA BLIZZARD WHERE IS THE HORDE REPRESENTATION, THEY ARE WIPING US OUT, HELP US AAAAA
i hate these hypocritical faggots
>>534693460>the plot only goes to places that has a worldsoulChampions of Azeroth are also rare but everyone plays one
>>534693026Look faggot, I don't care about your opinion about how should I play the game, I enjoyed having devastate, prot warrior is my alt since forever and I play it to have fun and do solo content like delves, heroic nemesis and 8 masks visions, and devastate was ability that I liked to press. I'm not raiding or tanking M+ so I don't give a fuck about meta. I'm fond of Devastate since they added it to warriors in TBC. For tryhards like you it was mandatory to take Devastator, for filthy casuals like me it was fun to have additional ability I could spam. But now that choice has been limited to me. Despite it working perfectly fine both for me and for you in previous patch. This is bad design. Blizzard has taken away a choice from players like me.
>>534693460Argus worldsoul was a retcon too lmao.
they should put timers on bosses in m+ instead of the entire dungeon
>>534693636>Human paladinStopped reading here.
>>534693642Pointy pink fingers typed this post
>>534693704LMAO yeah right you wish you were doing heroic nemesis and 8 masked vision you filthy fucking retard. You couldn't do that in a million years.
>>534693530>>534693627There is/was an Old God in Draenor/Outland. The bird people mentioned him.
>>534693794King's honor, friend.
>>534693832but that's not a worldsoul sisterpooner kupobro
>>534693704Players like you should genuinely buy a rope and ack so we don't have to read troon drivel
>>534693832Yeah, but then Chronicles 2 happened after WoD. And Draenor is explicitly said to have no world soul and the only reason Aggramar even got involved was because life got too out of check.
THD
Kill orcs. Behead trolls. Roundhouse kick a tauren into the concrete. Slam dunk a blood elf baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Forsaken. Defecate in a goblin's food. Launch Mag'har into the sun. Stir fry Houjin in a wok. Toss Highmountain into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Nightborne's arcwine. Judo throw Zandalari into a wood chipper. Curb stomp pregnant Vulpera.
>>534693832they summoned it and old gods are not titan souls.
>>534692485>stormstrike and crash lightning are your most iconic enhance abilities>you use them twice in your 16 button rotation>stormstrike your most iconic ability accounts for less than 1% of your total dpsI kneel
>>534693770>>534693794found the seething nelf cucks fuck off from my faction bitch, I want Silvermoon for the Alliance not your retarded ass tree house. You belong with the mudhut fags. You live just like em no shoes and no castle walls. Fuck you fuck you. Mudhut tree house nig elf
>>534693832Be funny if the wild as fuck spore shit consumed that old god.
>>534694073>iconicbased on what, unc
Coming back to wow, haven't played since wod, what's the most op class atm?
this must be someone from here
>>534693642>>534694115Why are alliance players like this? Wow is not real
>>534693932Yes, but the Old Gods/the Void are hunting them down. What would be the point of invading Draenor if there were no soul here? Has this Old God been lost?
>>534694152hunter/paladin/mage
they have been consistently the most OP specs for all of WoW and nothing has changed
Unc got made fun of too hard about someone calling him out over being wrong with Enh or saying arcane was hard and he's still doing his bit about it being a 20 button rotation
>>534694234yeah
old gods were tossed a random planets bro
>>534694058It's baffling that Rogers wasn't even in BfA. That should have been her thing.
>>53469389Lol what? Osrs gameplay is literally cookie clicker. I'll give you that osrs quests are fun and the community is better, but WoW has the better gameplay
>>534694203then i will kill you irl, hordenigger
>>534694330Don't worry, she's in Hearthstone Battlegrounds now
>>534694293leatherniggers on suicide watch
>>534694234Old Gods were just casually thrown out into space.
They weren't aiming for planets with world souls specifically, they were aiming for plants to take over and if a world soul was there, that's a bonus.
If Old Gods were aimed specifically at planets with World Souls, then both K'aresh and Argus should've had signs of an old god
>>534694234The Old God that is partially summoned in Outland has no explanation, in game or otherwise. Trying to fit some headcanon around it is pretty fruitless.
>>534694293Thanks fren, will roll a paladin then. How are dks atm?
Casting barrage on arcane depends on 16 variables. But yeah. It's not hard, I'm sure.
>some talents changed
>entire talent tree was reset
Tehe
>>534694330she lost her skyship in legion and anduin sent her into retirement
>Azeroth gave old gods free will
>>534694482frost is s tier
so what was the point of the horde/alliance armies showing up in Khaz Algar anyway. they were nowhere to be found in Azj Kahet fighting the Nerubians (which is presumably why they were brought there), nor did they make an appearance during Nightfall where they certainly would have helped.
>>534694612She getting Kool aidsed lul, built for big purple cock
>>534694714If it wasn't obvious to you the entire xpac's story plan was rewritten after launch happened
>>534694612>>534694693>>534694752its not midnight art. its some slop of like 4 different images
>>534694714Cut content, prease understand
>>534694714blizzard totaly forgot about them
>>534693818You okay there anon? You get really mad that I might enjoy something different than you, and you are really struggling with understanding the concept of "choice". For retards like you there's only one meta cookie-cutter way to play. You copy talent tree from icy veins and probably don't even know what talents you speced into, you just follow the crowd. Look at it in a different way: thanks to retards like me that didn't spec into Devastator geniuses like you could shine and express how skilled they are. Now Blizzard made it that even I will be forced to take Devastator and others might confuse us.
>>534694612You forgot the logo bro, but dw, I gotchu
>Men, you've trained for this. You're among the elite. You are Skyfire men! This is the ship that took down Deathwing. You think some raggedy little Horde outpost stands a chance against the pride of the Alliance fleet? NO! Those green dirtbags down there plagued your homes in Southshore, laid siege to your children in Redridge, and massacred every man, woman and child in Theramore. It. Is. PAYBACK TIME!
How do we make world content in Worlo fun and interesting instead of different variations of fill the bar participation slop?
>>534695218https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/1727774981825035.png/
>>534695089>Arthas ravaged human lands and nearly wiped out the elves and all humans>muh horde muh muh southshore
>>534693818>implying heroic nemesis and 8 masked vision was hard contentlmao literally everyone done it, it's not like some retard using devastate was not capable of that
>>534694928Fuck you retard. This isn't a case of
>oh wow i play a different build than you big dealThis is a case of you literally playing the entire spec WRONG. As the other anon said already, you literally, i mean literally, no exaggeration just to dunk on you, you literally do not have room to press devastate in prot warrior's kit. You're not just playing a dumb build, you are fundamentally fucking up the entire spec and playing it like a handicapped window licker. You're not just losing out on a ton of passive damage and resource generation, you are press buttons WRONG. Any press of devastate you would do should have been a revenge press.
It's like playing ret and using templar strikes instead of crusading strikes. It's like playing havoc and using demon's bite. You literally do not have room to press these buttons in any of these specs and you have to be drooling on your keyboard to somehow think you should have them and press them.
>>534695089I thought Theramore got everyone out except it's (legitimate military target) soldiers, why does the Alliance suck so much at evacuation?
>>534695218its not supposed to be fun
jsut do your chores and go back to your favorite maze
its that simple
>>534694612>keynoFtfy. Great colours
Enough is enough. Tell blizzard that I will not eat a single morsel of food until SMF is viable
>>534695479>you are press buttons WRONGSAAAR
>>534695590SAAR
>>534694714Oops teehee
Housing!
>>534695218I have no idea. If you make it involved and requires you to pay attention people will bitch because they are so collection brained and have to do everything every day on every alt.
Guess we'll have to wait for the shattered timeline stuff for legion remix to see what they have in mind.
>>534695218Literally impossible to make it fun past the first time
>>534695489Well uh you see, the city ruled by a Mage. Who primarily uses Mages to bring Alliance soldiers into Kalimdor. Who had an Archmage and the leader of the Kirin'tor in it. Just couldn't portal so good. And it's all the Hordes fault.
>>534695635Concession accepted. Another retard destroyed.
>Ethereals and Brokers are supposed to be the same people
>But Brokers have Indian accents for some reason
>>534695479I can smell your ethnic mystery slop from a continent away
>>534695859>samefaggingOh no. He's seething.
>>534695479>you literally do not have room to press devastate in prot warrior's kit.But I want to have the possibility to press it. Like if I'm doing a world quest and killing easy mobs I want to be able to just spam Devastate. It has nice animation. That's it. If you thought that I was doing ?? Underpin by spamming Devastate then sorry for misunderstanding. I was not. I just liked to have an option to use that ability.
>>534695842brokers have middle easternish-iranian accent
>>534695218Delete world content. Simple.
>>534696021Excuse him he's American, they still get Austria and Australia mixed up
>>534695842>most notable broker has the same voice as the egyptian granny from overwatch>anon thinks they're indian
What if there was a Gnomeregan patch in Midnight and it used mostly Mechagon assets?
I genuinely don't know the powerlevel of the Horde. Aren't they unga bunga mudhutters with water and earth magic? How do they keep managing to destroy entire cities? I read the wiki and apparently Garrosh is a mechanical expert that builds seige machines on Draenor like he's Iron Man when I thought he was just a very aggressive war lord.
>>534695842>america used to be an english colony>doesn't have an english accentwoah...
>>534695980you sound like a huge faggot apologizing to that retard nigger
>>534696148AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NONONONO, FUCK GNOMES FUCK THEM
was Dimensius supposed to be a midnight patch that they moved to TWW
im scared of the new season
>>534696174Garrosh had many strengths but the greatest of them was a willingness to delegate. Seemingly he is the only leader in all of WoW history to delegate things to people other than the player.
god i wish i were my vulpera
Outlaw rogue bros, how we feeling about the spec rn? The Killing Spree change was well executed IMO, and the spec is super fun atm
>>534695980What are you even talking about. You just press shield slam or thunder clap you dumbass they're free and generate rage so you then can press revenge you act like you somehow have nothing you can press or spam. You're just shitposting at this point this isn't even a real conversation like nobody plays like this and would argue that they're not retarded.
>>534696297Midnight got cancelled. 11.2 is Midnight.
>>534696174why doesnt jaina just one shot the horde
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>>534696138they're all gyppos to me
>>534695218I mean making it difficult would be a good start? I am a casual retard with ilvl 660 and I really should not be able to solo those mini world bosses in Karesh that say "5 suggested players" for example
>>534696363the cd of spree is too long now sadly and that will really affect the aoe dps
>>534694523Is this what they meant about the Black Empire being "morally grey"?
>>534696458you'd be very surprised that the "average casual" player is NOT at 660 ilvl
try more like 620, and thats it.
>>534696174>I genuinely don't know the powerlevel of the HordeHorde power level is what ever the Alliance needs to win.
They have access to Titan technology, Mogu mechs, Goblins are constantly building new WMD and mechanical machines. Forsaken making brand new plagues all the time that.
Being the first to actively use Arcane Nukes in combat against the other expansion and Azerite which is the equivalent of the kickstart nuclear age for Azeroth.
That's not even going into all the shit Trolls can pull out their ass with their who do voodoo blessings, or what the likes of the Nightborne bring to the table with chronomancy they actively field and use to time travel.
But this is a 2 faction game, so despite all this stuff Alliance need to edge ahead just somehow so the Horde doesn't just wipe them off the face of the planet despite the arsenal they're only allowed to field once in a full moon.
>>534696109Yo literally stfu, only some of us are retards
for instance, my mother lived in Alaska for a few years as a child, she literally thought it was connected to the US
>>534696589The average casual player also does like 200k dps if my LFR mog farming experiences are anything to go by.
>>534696591Other expansion? Expansionist faction*
>>534696707>hit the boss>try to die>tab out
>>534696174both factions are as strong or as weak as the setting needs them to be at that moment. The Horde does have some strong players, the Zandalari in particular are retardedly strong in the lore
>>534696589Really? How? You get 640+ level gear just by completing campaign quests...
>did all the m0's
now what...
horde is the white man's faction and makes alliance players (brownoids) seethe
killing garrosh continues to be the greatest mistake ever made
what's the point of the nemesis mechanic in delves? you can die to it and still get loot?
>>534695479>Fuck you retard.>you are press buttons WRONG.You guys ever witness an anon seething so hard they turn into a nigger? Fuck off this thread and go take English lessons faggot.
>>534696986heh
*graps u clooser*
I can't wait to get my new trinkets, it's going to be so much fun going from seaforium to seaforium + another trinket that is 99% the same as seaforium.
God the absolute state of fucking trinkets.
>>534697054i dunno but n word is funny
>>534696998ez weekly map
>>534697070>people voted floodgate because of seaforium>it was nerfedtricked even bamboozled
>>534697070im unironically stoked to get that on use 40k strength trinket off the third boss in the raid
that shit is nutty
>>534697070? i love passive trinkets
i hate pressing trinkets
im getting the egg+eco dome trinket and i WILL like it
>>534696591The funniest thing about the Horde and Alliance arms race is when Blood Elves got the Mogu Blood Golems in MoP. Then suddenly in WoD, Draenei always had mechs which they just retroactively added to MU Draenei. And somehow despite having Protos Pylons and 40k Dreadnaughts piloted by the souls of their dead.
THEY STILL LOST SO ORCS WITH METAL AXES AND SHARP STICKS.
>>534696986I assume you did your delves too. Post you are toon, if you're cute enough I'll meet you in goldshire
>>534696591Alliance has an orbital laser capable of wiping every horde city off the map anon...
>>534697165>ez weekly mapwhat
>Stand as one, For The Alliance
Why is this the most kino wow cinematic?
https://youtu.be/jSJr3dXZfcg
>>534697286the nemesis always drop the map, thats why you can buy the summoning item.
>>534696276The standard American accent is actually how commoners spoke in England at the time. The British accent we know today came about from people aping the affectation the aristocracy used.
>>534697226the mechs were like non-elites with a couple hundred thousand hp and grom had like 47 million and did millions of dps
>>534696591And the tauren have Heart!
>>534697341the better the cinematic the worse the expansion
>>534697054Bro you've made this samefag post 3 times now. I get it you think my singular typo is very funny. You can't stop being brown now.
>>534682037invite me nibba pls
i think i broke something
>>534697276>wipe orgrimmar off the map>come to lay claim to the ruins>suddenly hear "cįŗÆt bį» quįŗ£ bóng cį»§a ngʰį»i ÄĆ n Ć“ng da trįŗÆng" from under the floor
>Look at nerub discord channel
>Same clique sitting in the channel
lol
>>534697226a little crystal is not going to save you from a huge horde of demonic warriors backed by necrolytes
>>534695218doesn't Guild Wars 2 have interesting world content? Why don't they just copy that?
>>534697460The Horde appreciates the Taurens effort in keeping their wall standing.
>playing h*rde
What is the cure to such mental problems?
>>534697426>ay bruh the English was capping, we finna speak real English ong
>>534697582Guild Wars 2 doesn't have any interesting content
Hows Aug looking this season?
Still shit?
>>534697396that wasn't my question. I'm saying the nemesis still drops the map even if you die to it so the existence of it feels dumb
>>534697687Aug is always shit
>ethereal gate in delve
>go in
>have to fight zekvir and underpin
>it's just their baby mode delve invasion versions that despawn at 50%
Lame.
>>534694714That's one of the more obvious Metzen changes. As the alpha progressed the Horde/Alliance stuff was more unfinished than anything else in the story. Once beta came they added a ton of faction troops to Dorn and Hallowfall. The original plan for TWW was for it to continue the FFXIV-ification of WoW's story, where armies and factions don't really matter and everything is handled by a group of adventurers, namely our character and faction leaders repurposed into RPG party members
MAKE NERUB DISCORD CHANNEL TEXT BASED TOO
i look like this btw
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hmmm i wonder what they are up to
>>534697985Why is your face so blurry? wtf is my beta chip bugging?
>>534698153>enter channel>say hello>told to fuck off this is the very cute clique channelok...
>>534695218More mini games and puzzles
Mythic Plus
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Manaforge Omega Normal
5/8 Normal Manaforge 750k :gold:
6/8 Normal Manaforge 1000k :gold:
7/8 Normal Manaforge 1350k :gold:
8/8 Normal Manaforge 1800k :gold:
Nexus-King Salhadaar 450k :gold:
Dimensius 650k :gold:
Last 2 1000k :gold:
Manaforge Omega Heroic
5/8 Heroic Manaforge 3000k :gold:
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Dimensius 1750k :gold:
Last 2 2500k :gold:
Are you buying it?
Can DHs use their wings to fly like dracthyr can?
>>534698153do you think they...
>>534698308this prices are a meme lmao
thirdies sell 10s for a token
>>534692485>iSee GaysMiss me with that fruit shit
>>534697496No samefagging going on, it's just the whole thread can smell your curry sweat shitting up the thread.
>>534697875Got this on my first time clicking the gate and never again. Was so happy to skip 90% of the delve and now I just get stupid resonance crystals or some other dogshit ):
What should my troon hands order for lunch to energize me to do m0 today
>>534698153>sentyr>castriot>fancyI hope hey janny and manlet pride are romsa and popo and emi is bambi, brings be back to the old days of <Very Cute>
>>534698487I don't know what is around you, but poke :)
>>534697426yeah thats the point. if you separate 2 populations that speak the same language, they will no longer sound the same after a few generations. you can see this happen even in neighboring cities.
>>534698153troonsquad reporting for duty
>>534698487honey chicken and a kiss from me
How many bosses will they kill in normal Wednesday?
>>534698912you should clean the whole raid in normal
>>534698330No, maybe they'll add it with the third spec
Any chance blizzard will make this as a new expansion?
>>534699023nonny that mount isn't cute..
>>534699107they probably dont want a bunch of incels bitching about muh old world
>>534697582The "interesting" GW2 content is "dynamic" world events. These "dynamic" world events = world quests in worlo. Blizzard already copy-pasted "live and exciting" GW2's open world since long time.
The only difference between worlo and GW2 is timegating - in GW2 you can redo those events as much as you want when they show-up on the map and still get rewards.
World bosses in GW2 also spawn on timer-basis and unlike worlo there is no weekly lockout from it - so you can also farm them all day long.
In simple words:
- If Blizzard will ever delete weekly lockout fuckery, then worlo will become GW2 even as is.
>>534697582I remember the map metas that lead into some kind of boss or event being cool in heart of thorns.
Confess today's WoW-related thoughtcrimes. Go on. I'm listening.
>>534699107Not unless a time travel expansion happens again.
>>534699107Sure, but since they can't do shit involving Night Elves out of fear of the fanbase chimping out again. They're going to do Troll ruled Azeroth
for an expac based around le underground youād expect more claustrophobic tunnels, not massive caverns with ceilings to high you canāt even see them properly past the moisture
Which Dragonflights are associated with Fire Magic, Frost Magic and Arcane Magic...
>>534699359I'm constantly thinking about deleting all of my characters that I have duplicate classes of
cute boy expansion when
im sick of all these elf whores
WOMEN SUCK
Jewish people need more visibility on Azeroth. Around the holidays I see all this Christmas stuff but no menorahs and dreidels or potato pancakes.
>>534699107That would be proper WoW 2 then. That map size would be extremely huge for any single expansion - this is basically all continents glued together again with dozens of different zones.
Would be kino if end of WoW 1 would be "healing" of Azeroth and restoration of initial continent and then we start WoW 2.
hey it's danny
how can I efficiently level my brann?
>>534699474nelves are heavily featured in every expansion sis
>>534694073this was true before the patch where they shifted power out of spenders and into builders
now crash lightning and stormstrike is a pretty big portion
>>534699437fire red
blue frost and arcane
>>534699529hey danny,
i think your best bet would be to do delves, hope that helps
yours truly, kevin
>>534699359I don't want to log in but I'm very very bored
>>534699474>Jewish people need more visibility on Azeroth. But we just had 3 expansions dedicated to Night Elves
>>534699529Brann's main XP income is from Bountifuls. But currently you might find void portals in Delves that gives you a chunk of XP for Brann.
>>534699618BLUE GETS BOTH?
>>534699529Only XP source this week is flickergates.
Go into fungal folley since you can see all of the map and make a bee line to it, click it, then leave, repeat.
>>534699657yes reds also have nature magic and blacks have fire and earth
>>534699467The only cute boy had twink death a long time ago
im so hyped for metzen's kino in midnight
wow is back
metzen is back
we are back
we won
>>534699467I hate w*men so much it's unreal
Their voices are like nails on chalkboard to me
>>534699359I'm going to main rogue this season just because I like how the normal mode set looks. Also because no one plays them and I can free roll daggers in raid.
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I like how Blizzard really wanted Xalatath to be the silver surfer so they completely ass fucked the timeline. The black empire is ancient fucking history, but now we have people and events from 100,000+ years ago.
do you remember this easter egg from dragonflight...
I listen to phonk unironically and I'm not from South America
Island Expeditions are such bullshit
>>534699948it's still in the game
i was very surprised when i found it when i came back in tww
>>534699948>>534700087it absolutely is still in the game.. holy fucking kino..
>>534699359Friend asked me multiple times to help him do delves, he asked again 2min ago. I refused every single time because if it was me, he would never ever come, only cares about himself and keep every loot "they might be bis".
>>534700049keep farming those mounts piggy
AYO WOW Gz
FUCK DEEZ HOES
https://files.catbox.moe/bj5pox.mp4
>>534700164PvP hasn't been alive for over a decade my guy
>>534699878Xalatah will make a void time portal and send everyone back into the Black Empire times.
>I have applied to over 20 guilds with 95 avg Heroic parse and 87 avg 3/8M only via pugging
>not a single guild has even responded to me
What's the best slutmog you can get on a trial account? Asking for a friend.
>>534688479because streamers suddenly play it? LOL
literally who cares
>>534700282I can kick you in the balls for free if you want the same experience as raiding with a guild.
>>534700229there is some activity to be fair from people trying to get their elite sets, title, and mounts
>>534700282if you're applying to CE guilds you're not gonna get in with only 3/8 unless you have multiple previous CEs
>>534700282Bro, the vg guild? They need you to counter balance their grey parsing hunter player
>>534699359i want to step on a dracthyr's tail
>>534699878At this point we should just completely fuck with the timeline.
>Long ago in a distant land, I, Xal'atath the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Blademaster warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Xal'atath!
>>534699703what's a bee line
Why can't Blizz to just drop Unholy's permanent pet mechanic?
Make it at least optional like Marksmanship Hunters' pet mechanic - that retarded looking ghoul thing ruins everything about the spec fantasy.
>>534700409they play it out of obligation to get the rewards, not because they love playing the mode
>every ethereal is at minimum 100,000 years old
>talks about events from back then like they happened last week
you guys here are great help!!
>>534700503If mommy Xal'atath wipes the slate clean for me I'd follow her to the ends of the Void.
>>534700282Because you're one in a billion players with the same resume applying, Undermine was so easy that even pug groups went 2-3/8M so you don't stand out if that's all you play and you're dps
>>534689662as if europeans care about asmongold lmao, he's a na grifter only
>>534688479based twitchdrone
>>534700638You are 40yo and you just talked about something that you read few minutes ago
>>534700638they have no physical form
their memories might be very good kupo
>>534699437>>534699618All of them are blue. Magic=Blue
>Blue:Magic>Red:Life>Black:Earth>Bronze:Time>Green:Dreams
>>534688479i burned out playing osrs
now im back to WOW KINO
>>534700474They barely have 12 people above 680 ilvl. You're better off pugging normal with your own groups.
>>534700638>100000 years old ethereals >boomers with dementia
dark massacre has to be most frustrating mechanic ever made
>>534700895that's because almost all of them quit after getting aotc
I've never seen this npc in my life. Teasing new things for ELFnight?
>>534700895Oh fuck, it's gonna be a huge shitshow on wednesday, I don't think normal will be cleared that day
>my enchanting is still fucking bugged and I can't find any solution even though I've tried a lot
>>534700895If you like laughing at 3rd worlders or drunk people sperging out over voice because they failed a mechanic you raid with /vg/, if you want to actually do content you play with regular people. 4chan guilds are only there for the experience of playing with freaks, it's entertaining in small doses but it shouldn't be the main way you play.
>>534701182Delete then take it back
>>534701145he only shows during the dracthyr intro, it's elling trias in disguise spying on you
>>534701145it's the master of cheese
>When Wrathion and the Obsidian Warders entered Stormwind City, Elling was sent by Mathias Shaw to watch the dracthyr discreetly. He could later be found across the city in various disguises: Auction Goer, Cathedral Priest, Apprentice Mage, Bank Patron, and Embassy Guard.
>>534699878>>534700638I was just going to say none of these characters act as old as they are. I mean i guess we don't really know how a 100,000 year old person would really act for certain, but come the fuck on
>xal was imprisoned in a dagger for thousands of decades>was a minion of the old gods before that for probably thousands of decades>old gods are minions of void lords>xal says she was dimensius' personal harbinger before that for probably thousands of decades>k'aresh was blown up like a 100,000 years ago>ethereals been wandering the cosmos, observing, collecting, trading for 100,00- years since thenYet nobody acts old, wise, or experienced. Ethereals are treating k'aresh like it just exploded the other day and they never left.
>>534692791 they fucking reference the boots of blinding speed from Morrowind I don't think they care about current references
Imagine trying to satisfy mommy Xally and she starts telling you about a fat void dick she took 95000 years ago that you can't compete with in the middle of your strokes
>>534701873why am i having a stroke? ;(((
>>534700849It's hilarious how overpowered Bronze dragons are compared to everyone else.
>Blue: ostensibly supposed to manage and control magic on Azeroth but nobody has to ask them permission to do anything and the one time they tried to manifest their authority they got killed>Black: very strong>Red: protects life but only some of it and on one specific planet>Green: dreams (seriously?)>Bronze: complete mastery over time itself, can delete anyone from the timeline by going back and stopping them from being born, can access any one of infinite parallel timelines and bring back objects and people for funsies, can flood the entire world with a hundred billion zombies or murlocs or demons or whatever from the timeline where they are dominant, can access timelines where the Titans didn't even existThey might even be more powerful than the Titans that created them, only thing stopping them is that they do not want to do anything other than autistically keep order in things, and watch past events for entertainment.
So you should still be doing your weeklies to get the 4 pieces of Veteran gear, right? Even if they don't give bountiful keys until next week.
>>534701535Stupid people can't write wise people. Also why the J'lor x Sylvanas storyline felt so hamfisted and half-baked. Blizzard writers are not intelligent enough to write smart characters. They can only write about what they *think* a smart character would reason, which leads to all sorts of retarded shit.
>>534701873Buddy I'd have already passed out from sucking on her balls
Realm doesn't matter anymore right? There is no reason for me not to make my new character on a meme low pop realm to snag a cool name correct?
>>534701960Void pussy too much for your mortal mind
>>534702135kys frogposter
>>534702135depends how much seeing an active world around you matters to you
>>534701309Won't I lose shit though? Like the level and some other things?
>>534702135Realm only matters for Mythic Raids and only until they decide to get rid of the restriction
>>534702251I thought that didnt matter much now because of sharding?
>>534702135Realm matters only for crafting orders afaik. You can only commission crafting orders from people on your realm or in your guild.
The other consideration is whether it's an RP realm or not. RP realms don't have any layering or sharding in cities, normal realms do.
>>534702251High pop or low pop, you'll still be subject to the same amount of sharding and layering in the world. On high pop you'll just see more names from your own realm than other realms.
>>534702015>can't imagine timetravel self insert fix fics because of the Bronze Dragons>I will never become Garrosh's wife and steer the Horde to complete victory because ten billion bronze dragons will teleport to my location and turn me into sand:( Literally the no fun allowed faction.
Without simping for lying Californian whores, tell me why did Blizzard remove Field Marshal Afrasiabi from the game?
>>534702446So you play a hunter then?
>>534699878Imo this has been a problem since WC3 with the War of the Ancients and the Sundering being 10,000 years ago
I mean, come on, Illidan has spent ten thousand years in prison? Ten thousand years? Are you telling me not a single Warden got fed up and just stabbed him to be done with it? Are you telling me that Maiev was perfectly happy with her entire life revolving around guarding this single prisoner?
You end up with these massive stretches - centuries, millennia even - where absolutely nothing happened.
Night elf history is as follows:
>15,000 years ago: dark trolls evolve into night elves and build kaldorei civilization>nothing happens for 5,000 years>10,000 years ago: Sundering, War of the Ancients, etc.>nothing happens for 700 years>9,300 years ago: War of the Satyr>nothing happens for 2,000 years>7,300 years ago: Exile of the Highborne>nothing happens for 500 years>6,800 years ago: Quel'Thalas founded - yes, the Highborne spent 500 years sailing around Azeroth before reaching the Eastern Kingdoms>nothing happens for 6,800 years>30 years ago: Third War, Battle of Mount Hyjal etc.It's just ridiculous.
>>534702597>yes, the Highborne spent 500 years sailing around Azeroth before reaching the Eastern Kingdomssounds very jewish
>>534700650link to your question retard
this is an image board if you dont post an image along side the same question that gets asked near daily you're going to get skipped!
its taht shrimple.
Why is every patch buggier and buggier?
>>534702303no there's usually a book that teach everything back
>>534700709this is why mythic raiding is dying
and good riddance!
>>534702426Ion's revenge for Thermopylae
>>534702426Afrasiabi is a hack retard and BfA permanently poisoned the story ensuring we're trapped with cosmic dogshit and faction neutrality forever
>>534702597Night Elves were always a poor retcon. Unfortunately now everything in the lore needs to be built around their 15k chunk of history
Do you guys think these two......well, you know....
>start group in LFG tool for big rare
>dozens if not hundreds of people quickly join and leave instantly
Are these subhuman browns abusing the lfg system to jump between shards checking for other spawns again?
>meet ven'ari in the maw and spend all this time with her
>now she's on k'aresh
>apparently she owns one of the eco domes
>she refuses to leave it or even give up her mcguffin power ribbon unless you help her secure it
Kek she didn't care about it all this time fucking around in the maw and but now she absolutely must tend to her eco dome 24/7. I hate the writing of this patch so much.
people who use WA in my eyes
>>534702893no clue what you mean
>>534698609everyone you mentioned is there except bambi. but u also mentioned new people so
>>534703294dorozea is cute
>buy race change
>character becomes unplayable until your rant goes viral on reddit
>>534702307they got rid of that at the end of last expansion or the start of this one i dont recall
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>>534703148Danuser's cosmic shit**, Afrasiabi was going to take the story in a completely different direction. Afrasiabi being back is the best thing you can hope for you retarded dog LMAO
>>534703657Oh they did? That's the last time I did any Mythic Raiding so that tracks
Elves are made for the Panda.
How do Warbands work? are they per server, per account, or something else?
good guys use swords. evil guys use axes
>>534703695Bro, Shadowlands was being set up in BFA before Afrasiabi got fired.
>le shadowlands is bad because streamers told you so meme
>>534703856What about hammers?
>>534703897Afrasiabi's Shadowlands was going to be different.
>>534704110this shit was so lazy
Only in /wowg/ you'll find people complaining about browns then go out their way to defend the writing of an Iranian rapist.
>>534704017No nigger it's bad because I played it and the only redeeming feature was when it got so shit that I played FFXIV
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>>534700205Island Expeditions are poggers!
>destro and affli locks still use pets
>>534703469romsa and popo were back in the game during legion, romsa was a retarded french guy and popo was a polish incel
>>534703436>>534703638>>534703831Between shit like this, the gbank issue, and the car bug at the start of undermine, it's scary how you can brick such large aspects of your account at random due to no fault of your own one day.
>>534704226>2 gunk covered thingiesAnon go uncover it. You may have another mount inside.
>>534704195you have no proof that he raped anyone
and even if he did, it was the victims fault
and alex is literally a white persian, no one is going to say hes brown
>>534699972I read this post and then went to go find you a nice song.
I couldn't find it.
My day is unironically ruined.
>>534703856I use a spear because I'm the edgy side character that grumbles about the naive hero but end up begrudgingly saving the day by learning the super power of friendship
>>534704364>even if he did it was the victimās faultSlit your wrists you worthless faggot
>Sargeras wasnāt trying to destroy Azeroth when he raised his blade
>he was trying to break the cage
>>534703404>Kek she didn't care about it all this timeShe says she used the profits from gathering stygia in the Maw to buy the dome in the first place
>>534704364you need to sit down and listen to women.
>>534703791Who wants to RP this with me (no moids)
>>534702597>yes, the Highborne spent 500 years sailing around Azeroth before reaching the Eastern KingdomsProbably had to pass all those landmasses between the continents. They've probably been to places that we don't even know of.
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mistweaver status????????????????????????????????????????
>>534704110it was going to be a fake screenshot?
>>534703674Finally, a beach bitch.
>>534704708>#BELIEVEALLWOMENNo, i dont think i will.
>>534703674WHORE. no fucking shame flashing her paw beans like that
>>534703856A sword is a weapon. Carrying one means you are intent on engaging in war, to kill others for your own gain.
An axe is a tool. Carrying one means you are forced into war with whatever you have, to defend yourself and your home.
>>534704701Incelgeras wanted to kill milfy azeroth ofcourse
WHEN I SAY DANUSER YOU SAY KINO
Chris metzen
>>534704293join and find out but eveyrones there basically
>>534705008Oh to be in the centre of that circlejerk...
>>534704703But the domes aren't new right? This just loops back what other anons are saying how every one is treating shit like it happened yesterday. K'aresh got blown up 100,000 years ago there's no way they built these eco domes on it's shattered remains yesterday.
So she bought it off another person? Like why that just doesn't make sense i thought they're trying to salvage their planet why would you be buying and trading eco domes like real estate?
>>534704195Afrasiabi was a good boy
He wouldn't hurt a fly
>I went undercover raiding... but LE DRUNK??!
>>534705008>that goblinbased
>>534705241AWR
#ALEXWASRIGHT
I KNEEL
R8 my Dark Iron Highlander
>people pretending that Brokers are horrible cus muh wow culture
I want to race change to vulpera but that shit costs $25
And I'd really miss being a pandaren, I bet
>>534705182No I'm pretty sure they are very new. As in after the events of Shadowlands, when Tazavesh was moved to K'aresh. That's when the Trust was founded because they needed Tazavesh as a shipping port to supply the eco-dome project.
The wastelanders have lived there forever and they are just now reacting to the new eco-domes and attacking them out of spite.
>>534705443your beard is on fire
>>534705483They are horrible.
>make ethereals but make them look retarded and talk retarded>say they're not ethereals>change your mind and say okay they are ethereals
>tfw Battle for Azeroth actually refers to the ideological battle between Afrasakino and Danuserslop
>>534703404>>534704703>>534705182>>534705569wassn't there a five year timeskip after SL
ve'nari dips immediately after SL with her new ghost preorder mount buddy, she could've went to K'aresh and built them in six-seven years
Iām addicted to making an army of enchanting alts. I must have at least 25 of these fuckers giving me a fat stack every few days.
>>534702339RP servers in particular do not use sharding IIRC. If you want a very active world around you, MG or WrA will be more your kind of thing.
I love all of these terrible game theory posts
First time /wowg/ has been fun to read in a long while
>>534705620>>say they're not etherealsthey arent tho :)
>>534699359I often fantasize about raping my party members.
>>534705534Do it.
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new thread?
>>534705569So yeah this loops back to exactly what other anons are complaining about and how all of this shit is being written like it all happened yesterday.
>oh ummmmm we just decided to teleport tazavesh to k'aresh now because uhhhhhhh well ummmm you see uhhhLike if they came back to k'aresh as a response to him waking up again cause of whoever stole the dark heart, sure. But nope. They just so happened to have arrived here before that happened and decided to set up shop and start building eco domes because uhhhhhhh well they just felt like it. Right now. 5 minutes before the events leading to this patch started. Despite having 100,000 years to do so.
Gas all commiefornia writers.
theres a difference between wow lore being cool and being good
pic related, it was never good
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Do you like chain quests? Would you like Midnight to be full of them?
>>534706026Not for another 11 posts, stinky
>>534705970Why can't they look this good in-game?
WoW remade with coomer AI when?
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>>5347060829 posts too early sucha big deal
>>534706272Technically you're supposed to wait until page 10, but /wowg/ bakers are always racing to be the OP for some reason
>>534706069We should have gotten the original Lost One draenei as a playable race.
>>534706080eh I don't mind chain quests. It's the valorstone rewards that I have a problem with. Like, I get it, but it still doesn't feel great to finish a quest for 10 stones. I think that's kinda lame.
>bad vicious mount
>bad enchant
>bad sets
>bad cloak
>bad tabard
wowzer there is NO reason to pvp this season
>>534706262I mean at the rate this shit is advancing I wouldn't surprise me if you just use AI as a visual enhancer in 5 years.
>>534705620well
that's like saying africans are white
they are not.
>>534705483In execution, they're indistinguishable from Ethereals with maybe a bit more of that fetishism for Muslims and a tad more unhinged "what if you weren't designing for a medieval inspired fantasy setting" design.
in principle, they're just another of Danuser's - Or any other of the usual suspects at Blizzard's - repalcement elements that only existed to cut ties with the established continuity. In their typical arrogance however, they couldn't just do something new, they had to take snarky condescending potshots at the established continuity and also because it was so blatantly the same thing but "cooler because new" so it was a potshot in itself already.
Metzen re-integrating them is arguably better than just memoryholing them because then people will stop asking questions, and since they are so puddle-deep in their own lore it's just like when he remade Draenei into Eredar (or vice-versa, depends on the perspective I guess) so I guess it's fine.
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make a new thread you lazy people
>>534706452>humanlets actually dream this every night
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdPrF3rCmhg
this is crazy
>>534706419>>bad enchantliterally the best one since verdant crush
>>534705008>all grown men goomers with brown eyes and mutilated penises>>534705443>ayran chad with light eyes and big uncut penisHVLY FVCK!
>>534706676I fucking hate bugs
>>534706676Midnight is NOT looking good
>>534706443You know ethereals and brokers are just formless energy wearing different clothes right? There has been no evidence they were different races when they were alive as people.
They're literally just wearing different clothes.
They're like bloods and crips and you're acting like they're not both humans.
>>534706676Stormsong Valley quests go hard
>>534705626in the end metzen's kino won
>>534706749please leave my penis out of this, thanks
>>534706784>They're like bloods and crips and you're acting like they're not both humans.
Even the bank teller npc in dornogal has started calling me big daddy fat stacks
>>534706745>purple poop fart that sticks at the end of all staves, the MAGE weapon, and ruins it
>>534706676return to Ahn'Qiraj when
>>534706784well m'sir!
let us put it this way!
*adjusts fedora*
dey be both k'areshi
ethereals are ethereals and the brokers and brokers
how about dat doe
>>534707008please stop speaking in pidgin ironically
>>534707008What if you swap your fedora for a top hat? If a """kareshi""" changes his broker fedora for an ethereal top hat what is he?
>>534697549>p-people play... TOGETHER???it's an open channel retard do u ever stop crying they play with everyone
>>534704110Ghosts casting shadows?
Hello everybody my name is Dratnos
They should give worgen tails, I think
>>534707305ghosts are energy in wow so yeah
make a new thread without a cringe OP please
>>534707473not using this
>>534706376It would have fit even more witht he professed goal of TBC:
>Need pretty race for the Horde>Give Monster race to the AllianceI mean to be fair to Blizzard, they couldn't have known the depravity of the following 20 years and what that would mean for the Draenei fanbase, they did look "alien" enough to just about fit with the Alliance at the time but their entire culture, architecture, temperament and silhouette just never quite made them "monstrous" the way Horde players wanted it.
The reason most people played Horde back in 2007 was that the Horde was for the kids who hated playing "knights and castles" with princesses and shining armor but that is precisely what the Draenei were. The Broken and the Shamanism were almost entirely drowned out by "Vindicators" in plate armor surrounded by radiant light swinging giant librams of totallynotcatholicism around, or by the constant reminder that this is an alien-species whose technology and sciences rivals the Protoss (and the references to the Protoss didn't help over the years, either).
Akama and the lost Ones were "Horde" but so opposed to Orcs that they would have perfectly meshed with the Alliance, a race of ferocious ambushers and a grudge would have suited them perfectly.
>>534704626How about you fuck off back to Preddit you subhuman trannoid?
>>534706325What is there to say? Describe a scenario or some shit? K.
>Exhausted by the end of the run, the others are more concerned with leaving than with watching their backs.>None pay heed to the menagerie of demons then at my beck and call, my service to the party dutifully carried out.>The human mage is accosted, her robes set aflame by wild imps before her portal is cast, fleeing in a panic as the clinging imps tear her clothes apart.>The Illidari man, our frontline, moved to intervene, but a dark hand stilled him, compelled him to his knees as the Tyrant loomed behind him.>The rogue was clever, she lived in the shadows, yet even as the Blood Elf struck her stunning blow a Felguard's axe struck her in kind.>At my command the Felguard slammed her into the dirt, his armored fist crashing into her face and rendering her a limp, twitching heap, a later course for my carnal feast.>But first the main.>Her silvery robes frayed in panicked contest to escape the Dreadstalkers and Charhound that pinned her, her cries to Elune cut short by screams of pain at their raking, fiery claws, I savor her struggles for a moment.>With a wave of my hand the demons part, the Dreadstalkers pinning her hands in their razor maws.>Another wave of my hand and a flash of purple about the Priestess' neck."Go ahead," I say, sauntering forward, casually undoing my belt, "call out to your Goddess."
>She lashes out in the demonic tongue forced upon her, then grinds her teeth, her cheeks burning a deeper shade of purple.>The Dreadstalkers drag her upon a rock, and I kick open her exhausted legs.>I drag my tongue along her neck, up her cheek, savor the taste of her fear before I sheathe myself inside her.>Her demonic protests and cursing serve only to stoke my dark urge.>She calls out to the Illidari, but under my sway he can but watch in soul-quaking rage and horror.>Perhaps I will have him clean her after I've had my fill.
>>534699359I would like to get sat on by a Kul Tiran lass