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>>534753342>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
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Do I just pair this up with a 3* stam turf/long to make 6* stam 3* speed? Or would people prefer a 9* speed legacy
>night owl right before summer BOTH years in a row
>>534772342>Anon, we called you in here to discuss your recent... under-performance as of late.>You see, when you joined this club, you signed an agreement. Under line 31 of Chapter D Sub-Section ยง 1742, you agreed to the clause "I, as a member of the club, will earnestly fulfill the daily quota of 2,000,000 fans - and not one less - every day for which I am a member of the club".>However, this contract was broken yesterday. You only fulfilled 1,990,591 of the required fans.>Therefore, under the agreement, we'll have to terminate your status as a club member, effective immediately.>If you would like to re-apply in the future, please send us a newly updated resume with new average run fancounts along with concrete timetables of when you will be able to guarantee your fan earnings.>As per our rulesheet you will need to wait a 6-month period before re-applying. Afterwards you will be allowed to obtain a spot on our waitlist to apply.>Should you be deemed the best candidate out of your pool you will be reinstated but as a returning member you will be placed on a probationary period where you'll need to earn 1.50x the required fans per week.>We're sad to see you go Anon but try to follow the rules next time, m'mkay?>*removes you from the call*
I had a dream where I arm wrestled an Uma and lost...
>uma gets debuffed with slacker 1 turn before summer
>try to get infirmary
>doesn't recover
>can't use infirmary during summer
>rainbows everywhere during summer
>cope with doing races only
>fail a 1%
>end run immediately
>send to glue factory
I have no need for unlucky horses
>>534773192... your whole arm???
>>534773175ayo dis nigga eats shit
>>534773213Easiest click of my life
>>534773213Let's go gambling
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>charming in pre debut
>double S apt
>shit run
get me out of this fucking mine
>>534773272No. Just my dignity
>>534773361Just abandon the career at this point
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YnM5Wo8b-Xs
What's the race to unlock this uma song
>it's another "uma wont win until you use your last clock, and then she wins by >5L for no fucking reason, just to get blocked the following race" episode
>it's another "status won't heal after consecutive infirmary visits" episode
>it's another "mood up then mood down" episode
>it's another "training failure rates have secretly been inverted" episode
>it's another "nobody NPC suddenly locks the fuck in" episode
getting real sick of these reruns.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>534773460>leave run>refresh with carats
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>>534773163*ahem*
Allow ME to take his spot.
>533595974
The guy who got shitted on for imposing a average based quota here.
To do a little experiment i've tried hosting a club without any quota and the 10m fans litmus test.
>5+ players started pestering me about leeches
(players too far apart don't mix I was correct)
>80% of the sub 10m went offline and never returned and i end up having to kick them anyways
(those who fail the litmus test are likely tourists, I was also correct)
>everyone who passed the10m litmus test and logged in at least once every 3 days would've passed the average based quota.
(The quota wont turn everyone into a shit show rat race as even casual players can meet it, I was also correct)
Yeah I'm gonna make a new club next month with my original plans so I don't seesaw my members between "Casual" and "Tourist welcomed" You guys were retards and I shouldn't have listened.
"Just kick inactive" yeah there's gonna be a new inactive every 3 days if you don't put up some sort of litmus test retard. "let every jeet you see into your house and only kick the one who doesn't shower out" I stand justified.
>>534773074speed sparks just aren't super valuable for most players since everyone has an MLB Kitasan El Negro to borrow now and people can hit speed cap with just 3 speed cards on most umas
doesn't mean you should glue it but just know stamina/power 3* blues are the most valuable right now and most people would probably prefer borrowing an 8* stam parent with good unique and white sparks instead of a 9* that's 3 speed 6 stam
up to you if you want to spend the time getting a 9* that has that ratio, I'm sure people will still borrow it if that's what you're aiming for
How long till Oguri's belly flattens out after gorging on a feast?
>>534773658CUMA danchou? I thought you quit.
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ADD FOR A 3 POWER 4 STAM BUT HAS TWO 3 STAR MEDIUM SPARKS WITH ONE 2 STAR URA FINALE SPARK AND ONE 3 STAR URA FINAL SPARK borrow
perfect for making medium S umas for chanmi
>>534773598>Summer Suzuka in 2027Pain.
>>534773074There's not much demand for speed. Maybe for 0% speed growth umas like Golshi, but then they can just run 4 speed cards.
>>534773658No one is reading all that danchud
>>534773372had one of those yesterday.
S turf S medium
quickly maxed friendship gauges
inherited redshift from a grandparent for the first time
got Gourmand and Maestro
couldn't even break 900 because the game just would not put more than 1 support in speed per turn.
This game fucking sucks ._.
>listening to anything gaslighting general has to say
>>534773658based CUMA GOD. Your future club will be the only top 100 /uma/ club and all the nigger doubters in these threads will be begging to join.
>>534773705if she hasn't fattened up after CG then she's never getting fat
why does she have to ruin literally everything
>>534772875Ironic since I'm about to drop this game like a hot potato since I have terrible luck and cannot get any of my debuffers past their careers, let alone A rank them, because these retarded worse refuse to go to their specialty for rainbows. Kitasan and Sweep are both MLB, but rarely show up on speed together.
Do people prefer to borrow an 8* Stamina with a 2* parent or a 5* stamina, 2* speed with a 3* stamina parent?
>>534773921the general has never said anything
>>534773658>10m fans litmus test.the what
How are you Golshi missions going anons?
>>534774093I prefer to borrow 9* umas
why does every other club that tries to go full sweat get clowned on here but ใฆใใชใชใชใช is hardly talked about?
curious.
>>534773774SO FUCKING FLAT OMG ToT
>>534774093The parent has to be 3* or no one will borrow it
>>534773774Doesn't she get a buff when Twin Turbo comes out?
Why is Taiki constantly getting a mood down? Is this normal or am I unlucky?
>Only 2k above demotion line
Ahhhhhhhhhh
>>534774171They're grubbies, 'nuff said.
>>534774093The parent has to be 3* power or stam to justify borrowing at this point. If a grandparent is 2 stars Ill still borrow if the parent has a good inherited skill or URA spark.
>>534774354Sheโs homesick. Give her a big bbq brisket and onion rings
>>534774171>10mil per month>sweatits literally a "play the fucking game once per day" check
does this general even play the game? or are you just here to reroll? you sure sweated your assholes off for that
>>534774417I still don't understand what mental illness competitive grubs have
>>534774230Then I'll just keep my 3* speed 2* power 3* stamina parent, it gets borrowed like 3 or 4 times every day so I guess I shouldn't change parents and risk fucking it up unless I get a 9*
>>534774473shut your loud spic ass up latinx
>>534774171Because they were formed as a sweat club, not a casual club reorganized to a sweat club
>27 clocks left
maybe i gotta stop using them so much... but it sure it tempting when runs will literally go from 12th place to 1st.
What's a good indication the clock isn't worth using? It feels like a toss up each time
>>534774171We own this general
>>534772672https://files.catbox.moe/3a6cuo.mp4
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excuse me what? Final push & tail held high have the same timing???
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I would like to join a club
>>534774601I think Final Push activating was the last skill required for Tail Held High to proc.
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Do you really get something special if your Uma gets borrowed 100 times or did I get tricked?
>>534773262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzgiaat0YyE
>>534774591kek i was not expecting that
>GLUE READY! GLUUEEE READY!
I legit don't know what I could've done better with her. It's my first complete career uma so I guess it's the lack of good legacies and sparks.
>>534774171Nigga have you seen their top 10?? Anyone who is in that club already knows what they're getting into
All the sperging is mostly for casual clubs that suddenly turned into tryhard clubs like CUMA or from tryhards who are in casual clubs trying to convert their club into a tryhard one like Sakuraniku.
When a new club forms and the leader brings up some bullshit like average based quotas then yeah they are going to get shitted on for that.
Meanwhile ใฆใใชใชใชใช is THE autism super club of /uma/. The fact there's so little shitposting about them means their members are content unlike Sakuraniku and their leader isn't a power hungry turbo dictator like CUMA's.
>>534774171ใฆใใชใชใชใช was a pre-established grub club and they were already tryharding from the start. I don't really see that much clowning about other non-casual clubs but the entire CUMA shitshow was an oddity of its own, and Sakuraniku was already declining before it exploded after CUMA shortly exploded.
>>534774571Just watch the race. If they're only losing because of a box then clock. If they're just outmatched on stamina or speed then throw in the towel.
>>534774747can somebody actually make a webm of her doing this Wit training?
Homestretch haste? More like homestretch waste because this shit literally never procs
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There's some whiplash to seeing your uma going to an island and getting 15 trainings worth of stats before going back to japan to shit on the tokyo derby and see El disappointed that she's not enough for you
Why are this uma's titties always out?
>>534774842still wish i knew where this was from
>>534774897you're asking for the impossible, because no one rolled for her.
Is there a current ranking list for /uma/ clubs
>>534774790yes I get something special or yes I got tricked
>>534774842>pre-established grub clubSo can we all agree ใฆใใชใชใชใช isn't /uma/ then? Why are they on the rentry? They're basically colonizers from /gbfg/.
>>534774571>>534774860also to add, if you fail you can replay it, so you don't have to watch every single race just in case you lose, only those you actually lose
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>>534774120bretty good. Almost 50% done with them (260 race wins out of 516). Will easily finish at a chill pace.
>>534774909i wanna hot glue urara
Am I retarded for going 4 speed on an uma with 20% speed growth
>>534774956it's her only redeeming factor so of course she needs to show them off or cyjew won't make any money!
>>534774989SS Tier: CUMA
S Tier: Sakuraniku
Who cares: the rest
Cringe Tier: ใฆใใชใชใชใช
>>534774956Nothing wrong with boys having their tits out.
>>534774934how fucked is the powercreep in this game gonna be?
is this gonna be like inflation where number is bigger but a U(c) rank is gonna be easy as fuck to get with all the supports and shit anyways?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF2YDg93Uas
Big dog ASMR
>>534775006get to making the webm then
>>534774959https://files.catbox.moe/gynohi.mp4
>>534774956Cock magnet, the sight of her cleavage automatically unzips any man's pants within a 200-meter radius and she pulls them crotch-first into her tits
>>534775217I never learned how to.
>>534774956To perform a trick by disappearing my cum on them
>>534775273>picreland what's THAT one all about??
>>534774704looking at it again it looks like the last corner was at the tail of mid race so it flipped on tail held high. I didn't think final corners were still within the midrace but I guess it could be track specific. Every time I start stacking midrace skills it feels like they're basically your best general option.
>>534774907it's better the longer the race is. it's secretly a medium minimum race skill. 2400 distance the last spurt is 400 meters and it gets longer each distance beyond that. Better to have 500 meters to proc it than 300
>>534774120The only missions remaining are the "literally just play the game lol" missions
>>534775035>in a Cygames general>/gbfg/ not being involved in some way, shape, or formThey unironically control the thread. Hell their members are the ones who probably made the rentry.
Most anons in gacha generals are 2020 nu-gacha Hoyo era players. The grubbies? They've been here since 2016 /at least/. They've been running gacha generals on /vg/ for a long long time.
I have nearly 200 runs and all I have to show for it is a 5* stam uma
I really regret not buying a Kitasan MLB account and starting from scratch back then
What are your favourite weird Yuri ships in the game/anime /uma/? I mean ships you never even heard anybody talking about. I like Rice and Oguri for some reason
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>>534775098It's the scenario creep
>>534775575picrel what an average bricked run looks like in jp uma
>>534775575looks fun desu
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Crazy Gentildonna Press
>>534775575numbers scare me
>try to heal night owl
>fail
>run is bricked instantly
WOWWW WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO THERE?
>>534775575Are the goals and races never different?
>>534775575Is that Epsatono Island?
>>534775746yeah, they're the "canon" life of an uma
>>534775479it's not too late anon, provide $10 USD to sustain a starving SEAnig for a month and you too can have your own MLB Kita
Which support card should I put up for friends to use?
For SSRs, I have
Kitasan Black 3LB
Satono Diamond 3LB
Super Creek 1LB
For MLB SRs, I have
Agnes Digital
Agnes Tachyon
Hishi Amazon
Ikuno Dictus
Mayano Top Gun
Mihono Bourbon
>>534775758Men donโt have tits like that
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Even in JP...
>>534775735bwo nightowl goes away on its own after 7 turns. You probably won't even proc it more than 2 times before it self heals.
>>534775479I regret that I missed global launch (missed event and MLB Special Chud gib card)
I regret not rerolling after not getting any Kitas in 200 rolls
I've had so many godly runs, that were completely wasted because my d*ck is not good enough.
I regret that I still linger around this game.
I regret not ending it all.
>still like 6 months away even on the accelerated scheduleI need her.
>>534774171The joke is that for the first like week we weren't a tryhard club, it just shifted when the original creator passed lead to another person who swung us right into it.
But even the quota only started this month.
>>534775735Might as well go for a recreation into shrine event removing night owl. Or if its late enough in the run just tank it. Its just energy.
>>534775892Akebono in a league of her own
>>534775575Umamusume is... scenario game??
>>534775859they can reroll sparks doe
>My best power cards are all full of front runner skills
Do Front Runners even use power at all?
Is Rudolf my wife and Teio my daughter
>>534774842>try hard>I can do 1m while i take a shit>~2m if i used up my daily 100tp while I commute>damn near 15m if i actually spent the entire day playing itdoes this general even play the game
>>534775941>when the original creator passed lead to another person who swung us right into it.So it was a mutiny? And the rest of the club just followed along instead of mass leaving????
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Please give me a 1 star guts spark, game. PLEASE. I Absolutely NEED 1 star guts again.
>>534775746yeah
but sometimes there are different "extra" races
in the twinkle legends scenario they basically put your trainee on mute and you interact with 3 hags most of the time
>>534775362the ship is shaking a lot and she's showing off how good she is at remaining stable
>>534775575Are there ever going to be any events that relate to the idol side of being an uma?
I just think it's funny how there's the whole concert thing, but it never gets acknowledged in the game or in the anime side from the dance lesson event
Tachyon is objectively the best singer by the way
I am evil Haru Urara.
I ask for extra pickles in my burgers.
Huh? But this is just the regular amount of pickles?
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>mood down
>>534776102Did you get it?
>>534776008Thanks bro
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>>534775479Same, but I have a MLB Kitasan so I won't reroll despite my abismal luck with sparks
>>534774354Are ypu doing the gold shi mode? I've noticed the bull shit is turned up a lot after a dozen runs
>>534775912>rerolled at launch until I got a decent account and started played with it>go into kitasan banner with like 240 banked rolls>get nothing of value, no MLB SRs and had to spark my single kitasan.>the average account created well after launch is now better than my rerolled launch accountcygames is truly awful, making the best time to reroll one month in is straight up retarded.
>>534776136Funny you mention that
>"Connect, Illuminate, Shine. Our Grand Live!" (for short: Grand Live), released on August 24th, 2022, is the fourth training scenario to be added to the Uma Musume game.>In this scenario, unlike the previous ones, the idol aspect of the game takes center stage (pun intended) and has you perform various tasks related to concerts and songs. You can and will still do races, but both gameplay-wise and narratively, these will not be as relevant as before.
>>534776247Replace Tachyon with Mambo
>>534776136Some scenarios do, but most don't. Grand Live centers around it, but scenarios afterwards like Legends covers some parts of it too.
>>534776364It says internet not reddit.
>>534776101NTA but if your new danchode invited giganigga whales, shot your club into the top 30, and most importantly did not impose some retarded last minute retroactive quota in the middle of the month then why would anyone leave in this situation?
>narita brian lost to this
>>534776296Why didnโt you reroll on kitasan idiot
>>534776436*slaps book out of hand hands*
What's the monthly carat income for a casualfag? (3 careers a day)
If I put the donut on my cock would she still eat it?
>>53477656415k, 99% from gibs
>>534776564Apparently 30k every 3 months
>>534776602If youโre talking about Akebono then yes.
>>534776564this was my extreme napkin math for my own personal earnings
How many carats are we expecting until September?
>>534776397Mambo is the king of /uma/
>>534776503If her IRL trainer weren't braindead, IRL Brian wouldn't have, yeah.
>>534776503Only because Narita Brian was injured
I really hate only getting 3 borrows per day, my native legacies kind of suck. Have a 9* speed Vodka, an 8* speed Suzuka, and a 5* stamina Mcqueen, but that's about it. I did a bunch of Golshi runs to get the $$ rewards, but only a few resulted in halfway decent stamina/power legacies. Such a long term breeding game, sadly.
If I want to farm parent uma, Is it better to do 600/600/600 with a lot of G1s or aiming 600/1100/600 with less G1s
>>534776734Something about nippon server get 15
>>534775941seeking the pearl fan? don't see that very often.
>>534776686>barely 7k assuming a top ranked clubGrim.
>Narita Brian posting
Yes please
>>534776102fuck me, how did you create a horse like that?
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>>53477406990% of my runs die because this bitch won't give gourmand.
It's just so fucking tiresome.
>>534773705She never gets fat, because she burns too much energy.
>>534776851I didn't include PvP either, and it turns out 1500 isn't really a top club (top 1k I think is enough to earn 1500 carats a month) And of course freebies through free pulls or just carat gifts
>>534776851still better than hoyoslop
>>534776857oguri cap TUMMY
>>534776871Well first a trainer and a momma uma get together and the trainer puts his peepee into the umaโs no no place until the white liquid comes out and that makes a new uma
I find it funny how our club ranking goes up in real time as I complete careers
>>534776857ใจใญใใ่
น...
>>534776101No mutiny because danchou silenced all of the dissenters before they even had a chance to speak up...
>>531990742
finding out that our club rank is plummeting but people are playing may be worse than just finding out people are not logging in...
>>534776883stop running pace chasers, simple
>>534776436Bros, I think I like McQueen romantically but she is my Trainee...
What should I do? I don't want her to hate me but these feelings are real...
I wanna do some drawing practice, give me some horses to draw!
>>534774842Hey im 55 but I guess people will just call me CUMA haha. can you please not use that file name when you post that webm, id figure instead of farming fans and mangaing guilds which is honest just a waste of time i will do more meanining ful things like translating random panels. Im like that one accounting firm ceo in 2001 who became humble farmer and leaving the rest of the poeple in the company to fend for themselves after the collapse.
Anyways tldr post more untranslated things
>>534777075You could just rape her
Which one should I use for CM? Left would probably be a Late to not waste that one skill, right End.
Probably not enough difference for it to matter, should I just fish for similar stats but with Maru unique thrown in there instead of those basic skills?
And does the Medium S aptitude increase speed multiplicative (10%) with speed skills procced during the race, or is it just a one time max speed increase at the start of a race?
YES. Finally. Got the ticket for my wife.
>>534777039>the replies shitting on this anon for being a leechkwab
our danchud was right for kicking this shitter
>>534776871By getting relatively unlucky. That's not a good Special Week and doesn't even have 1100 speed. I got way too many mood downs and not nearly enough stacked supports. The legacies were an 8 star and a 7 star blue sparks. She lost 5 G1 races.
>>534775098Why does she have that hair that umas have?
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>>534777191Holy mackerel!
>>534776863Fun fact: IRL Brian was fond of biting to show affection outside of races, only switching to monster mode on game day.
Hi guys can I have a (You)?
>>534777308made to be torena's wife after their 3-year contract ends
>this oguri gets consistently destroyed by randoms in public CM rooms
so much for the majority casual playerbase i've been hearing about.
>>534777039Kek the leech nigger got fucked.
>Waaaahh Waaaaah I wasn't even doing the bare minimum why did the evil danchou kick me :((((So fucking pathetic
>>534776062You can never have too much Speed/Power
when you can get more, you get more
The problem is people prefer to run Speed deck with power/stamina parents instead
>even the oh so proud orfevre bends on urara
??
>>534777324Don't bite my penis please....
This artist really adores Gentildonna
>>534777382She has no flaws. Absolute sex.
>>534777359Just get them pregnant
>>534777392Majority casual players donโt join room matches retard
>>534777238you'll have to explain this, there's no way that almost max speed and B in every other stat save guts isn't good. Hell, the URA finale horses sweep the floor just by being C+ across the board. Maybe the game cheats for them (I think it does), but I'm not sure.
Or were you training her for PvP where Career considerations don't apply?
>>534777392Anon the casuals aren't even joining public CM rooms
>>534777448Who doesnโt?
>>534777448shes too powerful
>>534776062They do. Hitting 1200 cap is their priority because of the speed disadvantage of their style. Maru is a top tier frontrunner because her unique handles the lack of power.
>>534777168Left 100%. it's only missing 32 stamina but every other stat is better after passives are factored, and it has the exact same skills as the one on the right + 2 straightaway skills that COULD trigger in the final straight.
lv 4 vs 5 warning shot is negligable. its 1.07x vs 1.10x the lv 1 tooltip, but the game thinks its worth a fuckton for some reason.
Why should I join room matches?
>>534777392>my low stamina, low wit horse dies and loses because she doesn't proc her recovery skills due to low with and doesn't have enough stamina to finish a race without gassing outYou're the retarded casual that gets farmed, faggot
>>534777506>>534777530Gentildonna bros, the wait is going to be long one
>>534777392>>534777505S medium aside you're also missing ~200 stamina + 100 guts for a pace chaser with 2 golds
Wit is low too
>>534776807She was one of the first ones I was interested in back when I saw EN was announced and I was checking out the characters.
>>534777092You know you wanna.
>>534776503Brian and Opera had the worst trainers of all time, yet they still made records.
Makes you wonder how far they could've good with a good one.
>>534777039That's terrible, I thought he didn't impose any quotas at this point?
>>534777212>>534777397When you're joining a club here that starts out as You Do You and suddenly get kicked for... just doing You then that's an abuse of power. From the post date it sounds like this anon got kicked late enough that they won't even get club rewards for the month. That's just cruel.
please tell me they'll be giving out some more gibs soon...
>>534777695Just use THAT.
>>534777448I don't get it
>>534777695you know what you have to do
>>534777634Want to kiss her back and shoulders
>>534777504Yes, just having 600 in a stat isn't particularly impressive. My cards aren't especially good as I am free to play. This Special Week isn't PvP viable as I was just trying to get a good spark.
But when you are trying to get better sparks you get stats to 600 so that you have a chance at getting the 3* blue sparks.
>>534777392>>534777619I think it's actually the guts. 266 is about 150 below the break point, which means his 800 stamina is more like 650, so he's probably delaying his spurt. with ~420 guts, only 1 gold should be needed and the 2nd one is just padding to counter debuffers, but at 260 guts both procs are necessary and the debuffers are destroying her.
>>534777695oh you're so fucked
>>534777636>just get a 1200/1000 horse with S distance + 500 wit + required legacy uniques + 2 gold recovery skillsexactly my fucking point, that is never going to happen if you don't have all MLB cards and spend dozens of hours farming, which apprently even the "casuals" are doing
>>534777670Oh I didn't realise the post was that old. Based danchou for cucking the leech nigger out of his gibs.
>>534777324I'm rolling for her so hard.
>>534777770I need to find myself a MLB bakushin friend
>>534776606I want to believe this is real and not gaslighting
When's the next Golshi week...
>>534777695I'm getting kitasan PTSD
>>534777737Trainer gets blindsided with Gentil's nonchalant reply about how her first kiss didn't really taste like lemons.
Dream journey is kind of scary but in a comforting way.
Like a triad boss or a yakuza, but she protects you so you feel safe because of it.
>slaps your...
>ass if female/uma
>balls if male/trainer
How would you respond?
How annoying/difficult do you think it would it be to try and roll an Oguri better than this when I still have a second ace I need to build
I don't have Maru so she'd need to roll S medium AND Red Shift during inspirations during a good run
Maybe I should MLB Creek...
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what am i gonna get?
>>534777636NTA but I've been joining those random CM races and none of them have 1200/1000 with 2 gold recoveries, not even the ones who have obviously pulled 400+ times on support cards, are you fucking high? That wit is not low either, that's just the average wit you'll end up with without using a wit card.
>>534777324>every interaction has some kind of autistic IRL lore reference...
I kneel japgods.
>>534777670You do realize that ใฆใใชใชใชใช is full of people who are glad to see leeches get fucked over right? You're preaching to the wrong crowd here. Anyone who would be a leech sympathizer in there has already been shot by the danchou and replaced by more autistic anons who are happy to do their quotas.
Never *claps* Roll *claps* Without *claps* Spark
>>534777967I'd recoil in pain like most people would after being hit in the balls.
>>534777959>their*Most likely. A heiress like her would place outsize value on a first kiss.
Had to pay carats to replenish but I think Iโm finally gonna make it.
>>534777889Search up players to follow using the database.
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/
Search for a 9 star + the card you want to use.
this is dire. I need more wit shogi pictures of the umas help
>>534777967Probably by rolling on the floor screaming in pain because my fucking nuts got slapped
>>534777959Is he jealous he wasnโt her first kiss?
>>534777695you either only pull when youre sure you have 200$ or youre willing to swipe.
You know what to do anon.
>>534777969Unless you will roll for Creek and level up some Support cards in your main deck I doubt you will get a better Oguri
>>534778069Shut up fag some of us want things and donโt have money to blow in this
>only ever get hot spring ticket on runs that are going poorly
:(
>>534777959We're not her first, bros...
>>534778004it was a psychopath...
I was Gentildonnaโs first
Is pace chaser the worst strategy for career?
>late start
and it's over in the box
Even front runners aren't so susceptible to this, they at least try to run to the front and get out of it for most of the race.
Iโm gonna roll the horse banner when super creek drops because my SRs are already good.
Is the new horse based or cringe?
how fucked am I if i dont roll S Medium for CM?
So did the ex-tryhards in Sakuraniku all merge with ใฆใใชใชใชใช or something? From what i'm reading this club just sounds exactly like what the Sakuranikufags who kept bothering their dancho to kick people want?
>>534778045>Devilish thoughts
How fucked am I if I still haven't joined a club?
>>534778148Well, if you're going with this artist and how they portray Gentil and her interactions with her trainer, it can be implied that she's referring to THEIR first kiss. But if you're simply going with just the text, she just states her personal experience (ใพใ็งใฏใใใฏๆใใชใใฃใใใใฉ = I don't exactly think so, though.)
>>534778308when the fuck do you guys press the wit button if you dont run wit cards?
>>534778404Literally doesnโt matter unless youโre poor and care about carats. Club point store is trash too.
>>534778318Water caltrop amazon
>>534778404Just join a free club that has people recently logged in
>>534778335those anons crying would not survive in umao lol
they're unironically sub-20m shitters who just wanted danchou to recruit more players like owen wilson and ralkos to carry them back to top 100
t. one of the top members who left when we couldn't even manage top 1000 because the leeches spent more time shitposting about kicking other leeches instead of farming fans
how fucked am I if I tell my trainee I want to use protection?
>>534778404You have 3-4 days to find one
>>534777967I'd thank my overlord
>>534778498Youโre dead to her
>>534778404the longer you wait the more fucked you are so just join one
Will the super creek banner still be up when club rewards reset this month
Any clubs with open spots?
so are any of the chests and such in this area missable, or is the event just for the storyline/minigames?
also I like controlling the asha, nice to see a transform with a reasonable speed.
cant do it man
cant win 5 races
>>534778404-1500 carrots and club points bwo
>>534778308None of those have S medium so I wouldn't use them. I think Eishin is better than King? I don't think you need to spend more time on Oguri or at least build your second ace first before training Oguri.
>>534778603DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK
>>534778570*rapes you*
Wrong thread, brochacho
>>534778427>if energy > rest recover amount>and no rainbow>or >= 3 orange > support
>>534778321just talking out of my ass here but think about it
lots of players who can casually make A rank umas are probably going to just go into Graded CM just because they can, and since MLB Kita is everywhere there are a lot of people who fall in that category
I'd bet >70% of people in Graded are going to be fodder and get their shit kicked in, maybe >60% for the next CM too since some will chalk it up to just bad luck and won't learn a damn thing
also we're a global server, not some sweat-filled server like JP or TW where every person playing there wants to be the best since gaming is more normalized and anchored into their social fabric
you'll probably be fine
>>534774120I got 1/2 tickets. Like 1/3 of the way through the second one. And half the 1.2M earned. Those three things are what I really want, everything else is a bonus
Be honest, Opera O would never rape you
>>534776984Is she doing the pigtail thing as a sign? Is this a reference to that popular doujin where the sister wants to get molested on a train and her brother finds out and fucks her?
>>534778695It's a rape or be raped world, and in the end, someone ends up being raped, so I still win.
I don't think there's a more kino name than God Hannibal
>>534778781Why is Dia looking at me like this
She fucks on the first date
>>534778640There's no straight shota in clubs unfortunately, no.
>>534776686Legend races eventually rerun so you can slowly count it out
>>534778843Wuz good my clankka
>>534778739I don't know how Japanese got this reputation as hardcore gamers, they literally invented and adopted gacha games. The vast majority are casuals who play to kill a bit of time or maybe own a switch to play nintendo games.
>>534777695use the most powerful support card
>>534774120Only Team Trials and Hakodate left.
>>534778603That was me until a few hours ago. Never stop believing in the heart of the (support) cards!
Do velocity and accel skills activating just boost your speed and power stats respectively or something
>>534778781>WHERE IS TRAINER-SAN I DIDN'T RAPED HIM IN 2 HOURS
>>534778603Just see if you can improve some runners. Get more skills, more wit. I got over 500k+ even when I lost one because that loss still gave me 90k points
whats the must pulls for end closers coming up, i want to just run end and style on everyone
>oh dude im not a poor sea nigger I have disposable income to spend on things I like!
I do financial budgeting for people who are late on their credit card and the one thing I notice that a majority of people who are in a bad financial situation say that exactly thing. Except it is more so along the lines of instead of something they like its usually on uber eats or someother take out service. Like these poeple would just come to me and ask me where their money went and I just see 200 dollars going to uber a week and 10 dollars on lottery ticket every day. I tell them the issue and for some reason they look at me like im a genius or something. It really reminds me of how when you train Umas in this game you litterally tell them to run faster and to win the race and they are all like wow trainer-san you are so smart im starting to think accually humans are not that different from umas when it comes to wit
>>534779119>didnโt>havenโt
>>534778742I got too scared of losing URA to pull up on speed training, probably could've gotten another 100 wit easily but no way in hell I'm grinding for an extra 5% proc chance.
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Taishin is so cute but how the heck do I make her win, her latest run she failed her debut and 3 races after that.... I just want my cute tomboy horse to win the finals
>>534779059Your uma has a target speed. When the target speed changes, your uma has to accelerate to reach it.
Speed affects the max target speed that can be set (and will be set if you have enough stam) when you enter the late race.
Accel is influenced by power.
Velocity skills change your target speed to a higher value for a bit.
Accel skills increase how fast you can accel.
Velocity skills do nothing if they trigger at the very start of the race or in the start of the late race (where you are accelerating), but they will do a LOT if they activate right before where the late race starts.
Acceleration skills do practically nothing if they activate outside the start of the late race (where you are accelerating) or the start of the race.
>>534779256Did you run front for all junior year races?
Would diachan share you with kitasan or would she completely monopolize you?
>>534779164Thats a cool looking Oguri
>>534779212I've lost count how many times I've seen this scene card be used in so many fandoms
do i have to click a training that has super creek on it to have her events trigger? i still don't understand whether events are completely random or if you have to first train with the support to potentially trigger one
>>534779312end racer, that didn't work... she had a A in late so tried that.. nothing
>>534779340random outside of specific cards like pal cards, those usually need you to get to green friendship before the random event that enables their dates can spawn.
>>534779256i just pressed auto and won everything, your cards and inspires probably suck dick
>>534779369Aptitude doesnโt matter. Run front for all junior year races
>>534779349Kitasan Shock!
and the sparks are.........*drumrolls*
>>534779147I know Hishi Amazon, Agnes Digital and Sweep Tosho are end closers. Also Mayano wedding can use any style because her unique, mystifying murmur, corner adept and swinging maestro aren't bounded to a certain style.
>>534779307why would velocity skills do a lot right before late race starts if the increased target speed goes away before you finish accelerating?
>>534778576Nice. What's your deck?
>>534779164what is this referring to?
>>534779496im gonna be nice, 3 power
>>534779256Golshi week is harder than normal career, it's not that bad but it can end up bricking runs due to tighter stat requirements to win
>>534779646F, it happened to me too.
>>534779539Because you start accelerating sooner. Everyone starts accelerating at final leg, so if you're accelerating X seconds before, you're effectively starting the final leg that much sooner.
>>534779539When you enter late race, it checks if you have enough HP (which is based on stam, and HP costs are reduced by guts in late) to finish the race at max speed.
If you do, it sets your target speed for the rest of the race to a higher value based on your current speed and your speed stat. So if you already had a velocity up, you end up with a higher target speed for the rest of the race.
If you get a velocity skill during the late acceleration, it doesn't actually add anything to your new target speed from your speed stat, and just does nothing.
>>534779587that might be it! ive been running gold ship weak each time. taishin is nice but some runs she just doesn't wanna lock in
>>534779427honestly yea.. been playing since global came out but cant get a 3 star in anything
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DO NOT ADVANCE
ABSTAIN
CEASE
WAIT 15 MINUTES
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>>534779719how does that make you accelerate sooner? it's a velocity skill not an acceleration skill
>>534774785>>534774842The problem with Sakurainu some were paypiggy sweaty faggots who wanted to have a discord. The whales left when the leader isnt a sweaty faglord.
I wish the leader established during the initial recruitment what does he want the guild to be like. But I cant blame him since its a new game and it takes a while a situation to understand how to experience burnout with this game.
>>534778676Ok I'll start bashing my head against the RNG for my second ace
I still fear the stam is too low though
>>534779739why special week needs to die
>>534779739Enjoy your hydrate, bro
>>534779719No you actually just get a higher late/spurt speed cap if you have a velocity skill active going into it. That's why gold velocity skills that can activate on a straightaway have a min/max range of like 0 to 5 lengths in the current CM because the current CM has the late start off of a straightaway.
>>534779737i see. are there any skills that specifically raise velocity on final corner or something
>>534777137Hey there Larry Silverstein Jr
>>534779212Is this from season 3?
>that one umayuru episode featuring Fine Motion and Air Shakur that was so cute it fueled so much fanarts between the two https://youtu.be/HmRbWlbXtIY
>>534779496How are you guys getting this many skills on your umas? Is it MLB supports?
I do optional races to get skill points, and I pick the options that give skill points in events, but even so I'm only able to get 2 gold skills max + 3 or 4 normal skills. What am I doing wrong?
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>>534779834>>5347797822nd run in a row i've ended career before the end of the Junior year.
>>534773668NTA but what do people use power parent for? I mean, you get power with speed training, anyway
>>534779761>DiscordI still don't know whether ใฆใใชใชใชใช has their own discord either... I've seen them recruiting in the threads but I find it very hard to believe a club can just casually get top 30 or top 100 without any form of communication outside of the awful in-game chat.
>>534779212i didnt realise it before but daiwa starts to put her hand on trainer...
>>534779164I believe that.
I've seen so many people with a job that pays less than mine but they consume so much more it's unreal.
>>534779869Ones that activate on final corner will activate in the late during the accel period for the current CM, this is why everyone says to use maruzensky/ryan/taiki skills which are accel on final corner.
Whereas stuff like Medium Straightaways and X Style Straightways has a huge highroll range.
HOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>534779946Uhhh what's there to say they only need fan count from scenarios
>>534779564Was considering swapping Agnes for Tosho next run to get a chance at trick rear and murmur discount, but kicking subdued front out rudolf's pool early turned out pretty useful.
>>534779942Team Trials non-long racers.
You do speed/wit with power sparks, get a bunch of gold stam skills, end up with like 1200/400/1000/300/1000 stats and tons of skills.
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surely it'll go better this time...
>>534779985Make me, Maruzensky.
What are the best cards for Oguri Cap (Pace)?
Already have Kita and Super Creek, who else? Special week? SR cards?
>>534780045Don't they have a quota? There's no way the leader just announced it in the chat where the message can get swamped by Urara stickers and then disappear after 4 hours right?
My first 9 star horse but 2 >3* speed
>>534779946They probably have guilds from other games that uses discord. I cant even find their club in the search ใฆใใชใชใชใช when they claimed they were recruiting here for several days
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>>534780212Might have to do with their club being sent to Invite Only? If it is then it might exclude them from the search.
>taishin gives end closer straight
>taishin card gives end corners
its going to be a pain to get the corners skill on herself
>>534780041you are gone bro
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>>534780013Is it impossible for game trainer to have a normal trainer-trainee relationship with umas like anime trainers?
do you guys just wait for events for mood in the beginning or asap great mode?
>>534779212is this what its like to be 6'3 and white?
>>534780212>They probably have guilds from other games that uses discorduhhhh wtf? umao danchode confirm if this is true????
>>534780309It's possible, but the tension is always there.
>>534780303That child doesn't look like Kawakami Princess...
>>534780252That was a weird thing to do without stating to leave our ids in their posts
>>534779913theres no golds here so the cost isnt as high as you think
>>534780359yeah they use the fleet (gbf crew) discord
>>534780309Only if you're a faggot
>>534780309Quite literally yeah, have you SEEN Game Teio vs Anime Teio?
>>534780331if it's early game I just let the events do their job
if it's jobbing trainings or random mood downs or negative conditions late game then I hit the rec
>>534780331if in the first few turns but not the first turn there isn't a training with 3 supports on it, i'll hit recreation. i won't do it twice though, since there's enough mood up events to get you to great
>>534779756Acceleration skills make you accelerate faster. Velocity skills increase your target velocity, which makes you accelerate.
>>534780013I don't support his. All umas are for me. I am all trainers and all trainers are me.
>>534780412Iโve never watched the anime
Usable for CM? This is the best I could do in the last dozen attempts.
Got my first A rank while doing her career for the first time, she's super cute...
She gave me decent sparks of 2* Power, 2* Sprint, and 2* her unique skill
>>534780581probably. I mog casual rooms with something similar
>>534779407genuinely, is there an uglier uma than pokke?
>>534780309>be a random no name trainer>try to recruit umas to be your trainee>they agree and welcome you with a smile>training day>they never came>they never contact you ever again>this uma named dream journey shows up the training with field no trainer either>things are looking grimWell....normal is a stretch but....
>>534780364She was busy doing action princess stuff.
>>534780243i've got so many mediocre runs with at best B stats, I'm just so tired of doing runs that I know can't amount to anything but maybe a snowball's chance at some sparks. If i get hydrate late its whatever, but knowing for 75 turns that she's destined for the faraway farm is just so depressing I can't keep doing it. Year 1 hydrate gets euthanized on the spot.
>>534780639seeking the pearl
>>534780394> Might have to do with their club being sent to Invite Only?So are you absolutely idiotic, maliciously spreading misinformation, or so absolutely blind that you have seriously not seen that you can find any club that has openings regardless of wether it is invite only? The club disappears from search when it is FULL, not invite-only, and you can only see it again if it is Top 100. Jesus christ anon
>>534780581power's fairly low but medium s is good. good enough to keep as a backup if you want to try and grind a bit more for a slightly better one. also
>lvl 4 uniquebwo?
>>534780639Air shatkur? Mejiro Brian (male)?
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>>534780639FTM Opera O and Tupac.
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STOP THE STEAL
>>534780657Fake news
Umas would never do this
>>534780690I got into my comfy club my first time applying to any club here. I know the club disappears from search when it's full. The other anon brought up the club recruiting but not being able to search it, so I assumed it was because of invitation settings. Calm down
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>>534780639No, every time I see jungle pocket I literally gag and feel my stomach churn
>>534780703This isn't team trials lmao
>>534780703>bwo?She's only 3*, isn't that the limit? Hoping Firm Conditions oo makes up a bit for bad power stat.
Alright Anon... "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere."
What does it mean? Wrong answers only
>>534780703Is 4 not the max level for a 3*?
all my good parents are my favorite umas and i dont want to play the other umas...
Literally no one gave me a reason to play pvp lmao shit part of the game
>CUMA and Sakuraniku shitposting die down
>shitposters move onto ใฆใใชใชใชใช as their next target
It's all so tiring
>>534780897if you're butchering fortune squirrels name, now, you are very gay.
Every time I look at Daitaku Helios I feel happy
Every time I listen to Sakura Chiyono O I feel cozy
>>534780905>>534780951i had a brainfart
>>534780902i have no idea what you're talking about
>>534780907HARIKITTE IKOU
First 3 star spark uma
>1* sprint
First 9 star spark uma
>2* sprint
STOP I DONT WANT TO BUILD SPRINTERS
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>Last on Goldship debut
>Last on Suzuka debut
I think I am cursed today.
>>534780950Umas done got raptured, praise tha lord a vitry
Is it too late to start? And if not which characters I should roll for?
>>534780639air shakur
mejiro ryan
rob roy
narita taishin
>>534777372An hour late but here's a pity (You)
>>534781067Next banner is the perfect time to start and reroll.
>>534781050literally how do you fuck up Suzuka's debut
>>534781050what the hell is this slop
>>534781041level 5 doesn't do anything outside of team trials
>i had a brainfartYou can get level 5 it just requires having enough director bond by a certain point which doesn't usually happen.
>>534781050Did you run front?
>>534781067>which characters I should roll for?The ones you want nigger what's this question?
Do people start these jpeg collecting simulators to not roll for the ones they actually want?
>>534781067Wait about 15 hours and reroll on the upcoming support banner until you get either a 5* Tazuna or Super Creek.
https://youtu.be/Gti0MHndU88?si=-uX7I86yqf1R3X2Z
>>534781031They should let me join their club so I can join in on the shitposting
>>534781086not gonna say any of these are babes but pokke still ez below, i don't even wanna save a pic to attach
>>534780950>Kidnap first and take them to a resort thats nowhere in the map
I think building debuff wizards are more fun than building statsticks.
>>534781040Iโm gonna pull her tail
>>534781031>nobody shitposts about the club I'm in
>>534781160Obviously, Suzuka is literally a front runner. I skipped the race so idk what happened.
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ITS TIME TO HOPE
>>534780980This type of PvP (where the most important parts are time investment and/or getting lucky + possibly some money involved and not actual skill) attracts some people. You won't get it if you are not attracted to this.
Ok, I'm gonna stop trying to train a Maru parent for King until I'm not doing goldshi mode. She keeps choking in the finale
>>534781031ใฆใใชใชใชใช is boring though. CUMA danchou would at least post spreadsheets, involve Discord, and have meltdowns. Sakuraniku had shitposters who kept bullying their danchou until the club exploded. What does ใฆใใชใชใชใช have?
>>534781195Thank you for posting Dia. I was about to puke after seeing jungle bucket but she cured me
>>534780907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mnv1kMTCEs
kinoo
>>534781117that art is literally better than how she looks in the movie
>>534781047sprint is good for long umas
>>534781270They own and control these threads
>>534781031We shitposted about them because we loved them
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>club on the verge of top 100
>25 members playing a lot
>5 members playing casually but not doing anything wrong
>they drag the rest down but trade shoes and post stickers every day
>would be rank 64 if those exact 5 casuals were just average with the rest of the club
The 5 million goal for goldship is insane, I'm ngmi bros...
>>534781270>What does ใฆใใชใชใชใช have?aura and hype moments of hitting top 20 or something
>>534781195Diamond seriously can't be this desperate
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>>534781229There is yet hope!
>>534781317I thought thats mejiro palmer for a good minute
>>534781347Put me in coach
>>534781117we're digging a big hole in the sand right?
thats the only memories real men want to make at the beach
>>534781210I think your club is STUPID!
i got the make debut ticket from the golshi event
now what
It's time for another random JP mechanic introduction: Skill hint books!
Think of it like potential enhancement, but you give your umas skill hints for her skills by spending skill books and money.
>>534781347Do what Sakuraniku failed to do.
Urara should have been in legend changer. Thoughts?
>>534781109It's objectively a net loss for carats (or at best a very very long investment that might not or not work without further investment and more loss) unless you're so lucky you pulled the whole meta deck within like 30 rolls total.
>>534780980Why do you play the game if not for pvp?
If you just want to win a career with every Uma you did it already, unless you're absolutely fucking retarded
Farming for Hotsprings or other rare events is even more autistic and time consuming than pvp farming
Farming high rank Umas is basically the same as farming for pvp Umas
What is the point of playing this game if you don't care about pvp?
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how many hours until Falcon-chan?
>>534780061How long did it take you to get that spread of skills? I think that d*ck is doable for me, but the effort though...
>>534781430Holy fking autism
>>534781347By "casually" you mean <1M daily?
>>534781210we have a lot of clubs that just fly under the radar and that's fine
>>534781481You definitely don't want to know why japanese people play it
>>534781270their danchud is a gacha whale who jumps from general to general
he was last seen driving his /svg/ guild to extinction when he stopped logging in and playing to focus more on his /uma/ guild
expect the same thing to happen here when he jumps on the next fotm
I can't wait for the shitposts
>>534781347What club are you in? UmaDash?
>>534781454She's still an elite athlete so yeah why not
>>534781481There are new campaigns and umas coming in the future
>>534781503There needs to be more of these milf type characters
Eating breakfast with my wife Daiwa.
>>534781459They give you carats just for showing up with whatever fetal alcohol victims you call your aces, no investment needed.
>>534781552ur lyin...............................
>>534780907>just likes to runKitasan is cute! Cute!
why does urara have the bakushin sakura eyes
>>534781490I love my club even if I'm the only one in it, besides the other guy that hasn't logged in 20 days
I too train my racehorses just for them to only race against themselves instead of other horses
will she do it bwos
(ignore the mood, she had a mood down event right before start of the ura finale run and i did not wanna spend a training turn on recreation)
>Get quick learner the turn after I buy two golds
Kill me
For inheritance, itโs alright for two grandparents to be the same?
>>534781553>he was last seen driving his /svg/ guild to extinction when he stopped logging in and playing to focus more on his /uma/ guildkek
The sweatshitter meltdown will be great.
>>534781481I farm for hot springs and high ranks of my umawives so I can see them do well in races. Not stoked about only being able to pvp with them but it'll do.
>>534781618bakushin has peach flower eyes, not cherry flowers
>>534781591So why are you still playing now instead of playing something else and returning when the new events and Umas you like come out in a few months?
Wish I had better skills to buy but I think I'm done trying to get a better Oguri, this is (sh)it.
>>534781430Fuck I want that now honestly.
>>534781625Thatโs really sad bro
>>534773771I can use this for my 9* Power, now I just gotta decide on Mayano or Maru as the kid...
>>534781718there's content and login events and also getting carats to roll umas later silly
Goddammit, Iโve actually been playing the game incorrectly for an entire month.
>>534781606Yes, but when people tell "play for pvp" they usually mean like specifically farming for it, etc. Not just chucking in someone more or less suitable and calling it a day.
>>534781634Only retarded cucks won't make their wife their ace.
Exclusively cumming to Falco today as tribute for her to be pulled early
Anyone running a Golshi or Taishin for CM? Could you post stats and skill setups? Trying to figure out what I should build for
>>534781553Umao is carried by multiple players. Even if their danchud goes inactive he can be easily replaced.
>>534781618She's in full bloom, at her peak, at her most energetic, youthful, it's about the personality more so than the name.
>>534781512No looking for more than 0.5 milliseconds at other attractive females for the rest of your life.
>>534781854The time reroll on supercreeks banner bro.
>>534781067>too late to start?Nah, this game's in the middle of events that are handing out gimmes to get you started. Not quite as much as the launch event did initially, but you'll get enough to get some rolls for umas and cards.
>which characters I should roll forThe real answer is your waifu and anyone who seems like they have a story you enjoy. Unless you P2W, you'll never be a proper metaslave to compete with the PVP element to get carats that amount to maybe an extra 10-roll or two. Enjoy this game because uma cute.
>>534781861But my wife isn't trainable in global yet...
which umas are literlly (you)?
>>534781553>drops a billion on the gacha>just to hop on to the next fotmwhat is his endgame
>Sirius really did just pick her Trainer for being so spineless she gets to do what she wants.
Incredible. I wonder how popular she's going to he on global.
>>534780897Bad luck and soggy socks will come to (You)
>>534781854Same, I only just started betting on horses to increase my carat income last week.
>>534781970None, I fucking hate running
>>534781854You have to wait until after the Valentine's event to show the trainer your dick, I thought this was self-explanatory.
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After like 10 tries this is the only that managed to progress enough to get a decent amount of skills. I know there are holes for coverage and better skills, but I can't suffer through her career anymore, I hope this is good enough to use against the more casual players
>>534781891nta but their leader is the only one i've seen consistently kicking members just to invite bigger autists in
you'd think it's so easy but most people are like
>>534781347 and are too nice to be club leaders
>>534781854This type of mentality is why we have wage slaves
>>534781067characters don't matter that much. You just get who you like. For meta reasons you need 2 support cards (not characters) named super creek and kitasan black. Fortunately tomorrow is the banner for super creek, so you can roll that and borrow kita to make your gameplay not miserable
tbdesu i don't care about racing. how do i breed the ultimate idol uma?
Brothers, don't let the "Smart" shills brainwash you to roll for her like the Curren cucks did for her town bike. Save your caratas for my wife's banner later this year.
Which umas are the weakest to cock
>>534781970Is there an Uma that wants to care and do good but ultimately doesn't because that's not who they are?
Holding Falcoโs hand in public!
>>534782031>late and paceDefinitely enough for casual players. Most of the popular characters in this game are late and pace.
>>534781347ya know complaining about others that are not as strong as you is a feminine trait. when youre the best then that would naturally mean others are weak. that is why as danchou i dont kick the noobs.
>>534781861I dont think my future wife is suitable for turf races
>>534782009She's so dorky
>>534780907How do you get AI to make stuff like this? Crazy
>>534781801What content? Other than legend races nothing is worth doing for a casual, you barely even need SP because you are not rolling for meta Support cards, you barely need gold because you're just levelling your waifu, instead of meta+parents+waifu. You get like 30 carats a day for finishing the daily quests, that's not really worth it. All you need to do is log in and quit. That's not playing the game.
>>534782056it should be a fundoshi
>>534774093If it has good pink sparks people will borrow a 3* blue over a 2* blue. Then again some 7-9* pinks people will ignore the blue spark all together. It really just depends on what people are breeding for. If they want stats they probably don't care as much about pinks and care more about URA white spark and blue sparks + parent unique. If they're trying to make something like a dirt Oguri/Pasa/Mayano then they'll be looking for high Pink sparks on one/two parents with as good blue sparks as they can find.
Toreina, don't come academy tomorrow
i thought there was a mission that gave you a 3* voucher for achieving your first a rank or something
>>534781432>do it or your club collapses>>534781503>donโt do it or youโre the bad guy>>534781389if youโre serious and would like to demonstrate excellence in tryharding for the rest of the month post ID. Iโll give out warnings tomorrow morning and cull from the bottom up in 48hours
>>534781970Somewhere between Tachyon and Golshi
>>534782073Your favorite
Actual answer Zenno Rob Roy especially if it's anal
>>534776686You missed those weekly missions that give 150
>>534781979She won't be as popular as Tachyon because she doesn't have a lolcow side to her but it'll be a similar situation imo. Fairly popular outside of the general, few fans here who find her appealing along with a couple dedicated haters but most people won't care about her enough to spark.
Here's the thing about clubs and casuals.
Casuals can find literally any club.
They don't have to be in your club.
Between your club or a random club, there is no difference to a casual.
If your club actually has a chance of hitting a high rank and is being held back by casuals
KICK THEM
JUST FUCKING DO IT
NO ONE WILL CARE
The longer you hold out on keeping casuals around the more likely your active players will leave in search for fairer pastures
There's literally zero benefit to keeping deadweight around
Just KICK them
They might get sad for a day and then leech off another club
Meanwhile your club will stay strong and happy and more active players will want to join you because you actually KICK leeches
JUST KICK THEM
RIGHT
NOW
>>534782194>>534782186Transcend, I liked her design when anons posted her
Rice Shower is my Villain!
>>534782230Mainly from how inheritance and inspiration works.
I'm going to drop at least 50 rolls on Falcon banner tomorrow, I don't give a fuck about getting Falcon but I need some more dirters, you guys can't stop me.
>>534782303@danchou bwo read this
i don't think i want to join a club with how autismal you people get about it
>>534782220What is this bro talking about
>>534782171I'm gonna bite one last time and say you don't get to decide what's playing or not
I'm also like only halfway through golshi week since I'm a casul. Have an nice day baitbro
>>534782303and fill them up with whom?
all the people in /uma/ are already in a club
Why is this general so anti-casual?
DONT DO IT DAN CHOOS YOU WILL NEVER LEARN WHAT IT MAENS TO BE STRONG IF YOU JUST FORM CARTELS AND KILL THE WEAK DONT DO IT
My club loves shoes.
Shoe connoisseurs even.
All they talk about is shoes.
All they do is trade shoes.
Everyday they wake up it's shoes.
Before bed, shoes.
I like them.
(I'm not a footfag)
>>534782367What if I offer you free sex? Would that be enough?
fuck
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>>534782303>>534782370but theyโve done nothing wrongโฆ
>>534782220I don't know about mission but there is a career reward ticket for SR+ something for your first A+ rank uma
>debuffs you
nothing personnel trainer
>>534782367Good, falco and digitan will be the only dirt umas for the next 6 months.
>>534782431because the "casuals" in /uma/ are even beyond casual
8 hours of shitposting but 0 runs for a week
>>534781495Five tries... I'm pretty sure that's just pure luckshit though, because my other runs weren't even close.
>>534782415So logging in doing legend races if they are available and leaving is playing the game for you?
>>534782303you fail to take into account how if you just want sweattards you go to discord like cuma danchode. The reason we recruit in /uma/ isn't because someone is casual or sweaty or whale, it's because we like our basedjakfriends instead of discordtroons
>>534782431>Why is the general of the game for spreadsheet autists so anti-casual?
>>534782408The best thing you can do is avoid /uma/ trash and just find a random club that's semi-active with it's shoe trading.
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>>534774120Smoothly, 5 different "win races in career" goals, halfway to the fan quota with Gold Ship, clear 200 and 300 career goals, 12 more plays of TT and a quarter through triggering friendship training. I should be able to do them with time left especially as I'm trying to get a Gold Ship I like with both SM and BoFA. Then once that happens and those goals aren't cleared outside of the Gold Ship fan one, probably throw in a bunch of Bakushin runs, but I don't expect that.
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Reminder that your emperor sits on a false throne
WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS DANCHODE
CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG
>>534782303ughhhh reddit wall of text
>>534782370Danchud if you get my / (You)r club right, I'll purge all the shitters asap.
>see all this discourse over clubs in /uma/
>meanwhile chilling in a shoe scalping club
Desperation for carats really does shit to anons here.
For Me its Shortstacks (Formerly CUMA)
i cant believe i came crawling back even after CUMA imploded.
>>534782408autists are loud, who would have thunk
I'm here in my 0 quota daily log in shoe trading club and it's chill asf
>>534782462you think i can read that?
anyone else thinks that nice nature has the most annoying voice?
>>534782431Just wait for the sweatlord talk to cool off bwo
>>534782560>game for spreadsheet autists lol
lmao
>>534782431every /vg/ thread is basically a top % of players. Dedicated fans. True casuals are not even aware of 4chan.
>>534782603My Danchou wouldn't post that he's a BakuBaka
being anon means that autists show their true colors. Based people show kindness because they are truly kind. Evil greedy jewish types will be evil behind anonymity.
Do we have something like CJ that actually shows your HP in race?
>>534782658that would be taiki shuttle
>>534782658Tamamo Cross exists
>>534782303Everything in this post is based and true
Danchou we are almost top 100. There are some guys who only do 1 run a day. You know what to do.
>>534782481where do you see that? i looked through all the main missions and whatnot and didn't see that
How come my late surger ace even thought has superior stat and skill fails to overtake my pace chaser ace?
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>>534782408hand over your shoes or else
>>534782742Gay, homosexual and a lover of cocks.
>>534782736Sending 3 B-2 to your location to establish freedom
>>534782579>Kris is cool though
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This is a good sign.
>>534782431if you even search for a thread on 4ch, you're probably not a casual
>>534782425If any of the less casual people in my club wanted to move over to one that was more competitive all they gotta do is ask me to kick and I would gladly let them move on and be the interim casual shoe trading club.
>>534782408>>534782619JOIN SHORTSTACKS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>534782775if you're blocked you're blocked
>>534782579Kris is cool and my wife!
>>534782408i kind of lucked out because my club is chill and trades shoes, but at the same time these fuckers are too lazy to do multiple runs per day.
Are there ever gonna be any more 2 star horses released? I already have every 2 star currently in the game so I don't wanna waste my 2+ star ticket now when it's likely i'll just get goddess statues out of it.
>>534782658That's not Tokai Teio
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How much CP do you guys have?
>>534782524Also, Frenzied Frontrunners is from Ikuno Dictus off-deck event, so that's not happening a second time.
The second I saw that one dude drop the Google spreadsheet showing every player's hours and who was gonna dropped from the club like it was some Indian sweatshop I knew I wanted nothing to do with this bullshit
>>534782941>Are there ever gonna be any more 2 star horses released?Yes, during annis.
>>534782658>>534782736>>534782742You all have shit taste. That is all.
How many fans do you need to get per day to not be seen as casual?
>>534782658There is not a single thing I hate about these horses
>>534782946He said annoying not lust-inducing
>>534782658>he didn't listen to MtFukukitaru manly shrills
>>534782408I like my adidas scalper club who was created late july. Pretty comfy so far.
>>534783008The general consensus seems to be 1 million per day on average
>>534782773Go to career and at the top-right you should see Scenario Record, hit Details under it then go to Rewards
>>534782982SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE SHOES
>>534782941The 2 star ticket is fixed pool. Just use it.
>>534782949HAAAAAAAANK
DO NOT ABREVIATE CLUB POINTS!!!!
HAAAAAAAAANK!!!!
Mayano Top Gun molested me again and the director doesn't want to do anything about it.
>>534782579Kris S is based therefore this image is based and true
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Ummmmmm Rickeybros what the fuck
My horse was bright, her stride was flame,
Sheโd danced with all her might
But fate had slipped her in the turn,
And robbed her of the fight.
For though the crowd rose like a wave
When idols crossed the line,
I stood beneath the shadows tall
And none had eyes for mine.
No hand reached out, no voice called out,
No glow from flashing screen.
Just silence loud upon my chest,
And turf no longer green.
The other girls- they galloped still,
Their ribbons in the breeze,
Their names sung sweet on every tongue,
Like legends on the seas.
But I- forgotten, cursed, and still,
Held tight to reins of air.
For what is worse than falling down?
To fall and know none care.
ChatGPT poem. I thought it was pretty cool though.
Sure umas may be many times stronger than humans but there's no need to be afraid since they're dumb and probably naturally subservient to humans on some level like the demihumans in Underwater Ray Romano and of course horses and domesticated animals IRL
People often talk about how easy it would be for umas to rape trainers but the reverse is just as plausible
Which uma is for CUMA?
Which uma is for Sakuraniku?
Which uma is for ใฆใใชใชใชใช?
>>534783038How the fuck is matikane's voice manly
I like Smart Falconโs voice
>>534782658Somewhat related, but I tried to find the worst combination of uma voices in concert mode, and I determined it was Matikane, Rudolf, and Haru
Try it
>>534783129RARE INSTANCE OF UMA BEING MALE IRL AND IN GAME
>>534782763>Danchou we are almost top 100I knowโฆ
> There are some guys who only do 1 run a daythey do multiple actually but still make less than 1 mil fans/dayโฆ
>You know what to doI know but also this
>>534782425 anon is right. Recruiting is difficult right now and snapping 5 members overnight will not be an easy replacement process
>>534782658You are a tranny faggot
>>534782736You jerk off to 3D children
>>534782742Rope yourself your family doesn't even want you here
>>534782946Says the faggot with a micropenis
is there a good spreadsheet for horses, i cant search more than one catagory at a time on gametora
>>534783192>Symboli Adolf>Seuin Sky>Gold City
>>534783302i kneel white knight-sama... defender of all umas
>get S affinity for long distance
>that'll be a 3 star medium spark
???????????????????????????????
>>534783234Now you're really gay
Main argument against sweaty tryhard clubs seems to be
>lol imagine spending 10 hours a day on this game for a few hundred more carats when you can just pay a few bucks from a real job
In that case if carats are so worthless then there's no problem for leeches to stay in C rank clubs they belong since it's just a few carats less right?
>Recreation
>Immediate mood down event
>>534782579>give me a bunch of npcs or I retireAgendabro...
Rudolf only showed up at the 1984 Arima Kinen because she got checked by a main character in her previous race and wanted revenge, she got it too, it's the opposite of running away.
Bros... I wasted like 30 parfaits trying to stay in class 6... and it was all worth it in the end....
>>534783302This is the correct reaction to some cuck insulting your horses.
>>534783443she is very smart
276 Careers completed
8 3*s acquired.
1 3* Speed
1 3* Power
3 3* Power/Stam/Speed
2 9* Stam
1 3* Wit 6* Speed
Das preddy gewd.
Does the hot spring scene for an umamusume change after a certain point or under certain conditions?
>>534783192>cuma>Burned itself out because too competitive too quickly and retardation Twinturbo or Sakura
>Sakuraniku>imploded because the danchou was too lazy and hands offSeuin Sky
>ใฆใใชใชใชใช>no drama but filled with ultra sweaty tryhardsSymboli Rudolf
>constant low rolls
>sleep deprived
>run got S med? spe won't give you gourmand
So far this is the probably the best pace chaser I have for this CM (also got fucked by spe). This shit is slowly getting to me
>>534782104Nice, that puts me at ease
>>534783417What what my leader does kick 4D inactives and were gonna be fine in the long run whether we get A or B rank. Honeymoon period will be over when MANT is out
>>534783268Just keep posting in every thread that you're looking to hit top 100 this month and are looking for recruits who are interested.
There should be plenty of active anons who are in Top 500 or 1000 clubs that would like to move upward.
>>534783508Meanwhile I'm 120 careers in and only got 1 3* Speed, are you for real?
>>534783406Oh no, I'm putting all those horse poem writers out of business.
>>534781481I've only beaten URA with Bakushin, Suzuka, Golshi, Teio, and McQueen. My deck is pretty shit, though.
>>534783571There are like 5 different Sakuras bwo...
>>534782949Too lazy to check the exact number, but I know it's almost 300 and I'm expecting to get the second LB on my welfare McQueen card by the end of the month. It all depends on my club, who are chill with little autism but it honestly need to have more than 4 shoe requests a day in there kek.
>>534783417Sometimes the grapes really are just sour. I have no interest in treating this game like a job. Enjoy your club, but trying to get first place in literally just playing the most sounds like hell to me, and I'm going to laugh at its expense.
>>534783417Why do whales even care about saving one 10 roll out of the 200 they are gonna do each banner? Its just pocket change for them. Also its not like fan metric is a metric of skill either.
>>534782949Pic unrelated btw
Why is turf/dirt s worse than distance s when uma is an acceleration game...
>>534783678i bet that feels really good
Why does club autism always peak during SEA hours?
>>534783417I think I might be one of the only anons that specifically cares about the prestige of being in a high rank for its own sake. For fucking competitionโs sake alone.
>muh 600 more caratsBait for the poor and traitors who abandon their club to move up for $6 more worth of carats at most
>seeing an A+ or higher every time you log in next to your clubโs nameThatโs the good shit.
>>534782949just spent all mine on tachyon because her legend race is long way away
If I do 200 pulls for trainees and none of them are what I want, can 200 goddess statues be exchanged for any trainee? Currently only Narita shows up but I was curious (I want Marzensky, damnit!)
>>534783302reddit spacing...
just poach good players from other clubs
Club autism peaks
But what never peaks again
CUMA & Niku
>>534783690The ego boost is the main appeal anon, some of these people are actually competitively minded but got filtered time and again by games that have actual player-to-player interaction in their pvp so they just no life grind the autobattler phone game to satisfy the urge. Whales already do a lot of flexing, this is just another form of it.
>Rudolf goes from Great to Bad in just two turns
What is wrong with this dork?
In some of El Condor Pasa's voice lines, when she goes "El" at the start of the voice line, she sometimes sounds like that pufferfish that was fed carrots
>>534783842>can 200 goddess statues be exchanged for any trainee?Only when it's an all-rate up banner. For current rate up banners, you can only spark whoever currently on rate up.
>>534783782they need the higher rank because the extra currency is worth a years wages between B+ and A
>>534783842it's not goddess statues that gets exchanged, just your spark "points"
also no, you can exchange only for the rate ups, in this case Narita Taishin only
Anybody got a MLB bakushin I can borrow?
>>534783776The one time while making out my GF started nibbling on my ears and it got me so fucking horny like holy shit I was literally blinded by lust.
I told her about it and she never did it again, even when I asked her. Fucking bitch.
>>534783868>reddit ellipsis
>>534783842Wait for new year from what some anons posted thats the only time to have an event where you can redeem year 1 uma
>>534783926Does it happen yearly or just once?
>>5347839802 (TWO) dumb creatures!
>>534783571bakushin sounds like a good fit for cuma all things considered
>If I tryhard the first month of the club being made it's the same as a club getting S rank rewards on their second month!
>>534783991Use the database.
>>534783994wow what a useless bitch
>>534783980>running shoes on the bed>the very same shoes they use to run in dirt and turf tracks, rain or shine or snow>the very same shoes they dance on stage with
>>534783917She's dangerously un-stable
>>534784003It happens whenever they feel like it. You can always check the spark list to see whoever available for sparking though.
>>534784048I dont get it why didnt they get their rewards when its created in July 1st week
>>534781050rice butt poster you are single handedly keep my cock ERECT
Danchou of a top 700 club here
I think we can reach top 500 if we lock in
Going to ask my club their opinions but we're really not that far off. Just need some of these guys who only do 600k fans a day to pick up the pace a bit.
>>534783842I'll give you my maru
she's spooked me twice after slurping my random ticket too
I love her but she needs to stop gatekeeping my dick from other umas
>>534783909>pre-whale gets teabagged in halo by 12y/o>becomes whale in games where money+time far outpace skill reqSounds about right
>Hey young man if you become my trainer I'll stick my tougue in your urethra while Im sucking you off haha!
TOREINA!!!
ARDAN SAYS SHE FEELS SICKLY. THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN FEEL BETTER IS IF YOU FUCK HER AND PUT YOUR SEED INSIDE HER.
YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TOREINA. YOU HAVE TO SAVE HER. LET YOUR DICK HEAL HER WOMB.
>>534784204how would she do that
>>534783601115 in and 1 3* speed (what's worse it was just a run to collect trophies so grandparents aren't even good so can't use her in other runs much). You either get lucky or put in obscene amount of runs, this is the whole game.
>>534784204WHERE DO I SIGN UP
>>534784215I DONT KNOW YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY TRAINEE! RUDOLF PICK ME UP ALREADY!
Thoughts on stamina build Bakushin?
>>534784204>what one week of liberal college does to a 16 year old
there are homosexuals among us
ok but where did Owen Wilson go? did anyone add him as a friend?
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TOREINA PLS!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish to DEFILE Happy Meek
HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME
>>534784204>tougueSEAnigger-kun is so horny he can't spell tongue.
>>534784051What would a C.B. wife be like?
>>534784204>forked tongueImagine
>last borrow of the day ended with 2* stam
i was so fucking close, man... i had 600 stam why couldn't they just have given me the 3*
>>534783601I'm normally pretty lucky when it comes to this kind of thing but honestly I don't focus on it other than to make sure I set up the correct parents for 9* stam/power. If you don't get it then go agane, if you want to be more efficient figure out what horses share races that you want to build that all benefit from being a 9* parent in the specific stat you're pushing for. So lets say you wanted to build a 9* speed for Goldshi, you'd want medium/long horses with good affinity for Goldship that share a lot of her races. So Creek/Mayano/Rudolf and while you're trying to get a good 9* Speed you might hit a 3* Stam or Power. Then you have a 6* Speed 3*Stam/Power for Goldship which is great because her speed gain is kinda shit. Once you get a 3* Stam or 3* Power pair it up with a 9* Stam/Power and go for your own 9* 3 times a day til you get it.
>>534784084contemplate the aroma
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Anons are being more annoying than the usual today
>>534783980this is so fucking funny for people who know exactly what Lamu is like
I RAN OUT OF TP POT GIVE ME MORE KMR
>>534784489That's my wife's mom!
danchou........... please.................... not the quota........................ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>534784057You right thanks dawg
>>534784429>tfw I have two 3* power umas, one 9* power uma and literally haven't hit 3* on any other statMake it make sense.
Im kicking everyone not logging in every 12 hours
>>534784472Manhattan Cafe would be put in an asylum.
Admire Vega needs help.
Sorry class 6 bros, I'm gonna demote...
>>534784293The real Breath of Fresh Air meta PVP players need.
>>534784489SEA just woke up
>>534784685Shut up Tachyon, Manhattan is actually haunted
>>534784472Manhattan Cafรฉ is genuinely insane but she loves you
>>534784536Each 10 carats you get is the same thing as getting one of those
Should I be going for a 9* stam or power?
>ask for peoples opinion on quotas and stuff
>get like 3 responses
>my chat messages deleted an hour later by 10 shoe requests
>the other 20 people dont get to read what I said (or dont even check the club menu anyway)
>>534784489>1 hidden postCan't be that bad
So is Cafe's ghost friend real or not???
>>534784759the point is i don't want to dip into my carrat fund
>>534784897nu-umas are so overdesigned its just terrible
>>534784793Whichever one RNGesus gives you.
why does rice shower call you onii-sama
>>534784842I'm in umao and didn't even realize there was a quota this month until I saw danchovy point it out while recruiting new members. I just do my 3 borrow runs and fuck off.
>>534784669Sniping stats isn't really that easy you could always go for long runs with sub 600 power to try and snipe Stam but you might just end up getting 3* speed. Just gotta take what you get and adapt accordingly.
>>534784947Too bad. You are obligated to.
>>534784921Magic is real in the umaverse. What do you think?
>>534784981She has a brocon fetish
>>534784472Golshi is completely disconnected from reality
>>534783690They don't do it for carats lmao
They want their club to show in the top leaderboards, that's how they feed their egos
>>534782073Gold Ship unironically, given how much of a breeding stud the horse she's based on was
stop requesting dirt shoes aaaaaaah
>>534785006afaik sniping stats is impossible. Going under 600 power doesn't make it more likely to get a speed/stam spark, it just makes it impossible to get 3* power.
ive watched the movie but i still dont understand, what kind of relationship do they have?
>>534784979That Special Week always cracks me up.
>>534785119you request them yourself to recoup the lost
If people want to be competitive why they're joining an /uma/ club? Every other gacha that has /vg/ clubs end up with a mix of shitters and whales because that's part of the fun
>>534785119This but sprint shoes.
Bakushin brains please stop, I only have 100 pink shoes.
>>534785119break the cycle, start requesting other shoes
>>534785119bro, i think you need to get some Haru Urara reps in
>>534785119you should also be asking for dirt shoes
>>534784472I think it's RTTT Ayabe
You'd think her "sister" died when she was 10 the way she keeps obsessing about it
Only for the show to reveal that her "sister" died in the womb, she literally never even knew her
>>534783502anon you would have to comfortably double your current count in about 17 days, are you built like that?
>>534783597>Just keep posting>there should be plentyIโm gona try anon
>>534784981Taishin does too if I remember correctly...or maybe it was Curren. I can't remember.
As far as I can tell kids and younger people in Japan use it colloquially as bro/or as a term of respect to a late teenager-early twenties male. Though, it's obviously been corrupted in anime and media into something sexual at times.
>>534785178Yeah if people want to min-max a club out, it needs to be a collective effort by anons for anons only.
>>534785119cant people just trade back the same kind of shoe and have infinite club money?
>>534785192Teme, it's still only page 6
>>534785432Why are they so wide
>>534785119I've been requesting only dirt shoes these past few weeks, I'm seeing more and more dirt requests so they can break even. Today, I can count on one hand the amount of non-dirt shoes requests. Soon, everyone will only be requesting dirt shoes.
>>534784981He is her real blood related brother but they were separated after their parents died in a car crash. Toreina-san saved rice shower in the accident but got amnesia has a result
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>>534785132Yeah it won't increase your rate of getting the other stat. I just meant if you want to focus more on other stats to try and maybe get Stam to over 1100 for a better chance at a 3* there you could neglect something like power on longs because you already have power sparks and really the only horses that benefit the least from power are long style, so you could afford to have that stat lower on those.
>>534781347does the total fans earned for your original club transfer to the new club if you leave and join the new club?
Odds: i actually do my job and work today
Evens: spark farming while getting paid
Dubs: take a nap until a teams call wakes me up
>>534785982No anon. You keep your current total but start at 0 contributed in the gameโs eyes. Thatโs why spreadsheets are a requirement, not an option, for any semi-competitive club and higher
>>534786360>semi-competitive clubThis is just so funny to apply this word here
>>534786230Dubs, and I will go erect a Mejiro shrine in my closet.
>>534785150HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK
>>534783751Can't get enough of this mare
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>>534784134We warned you danchou
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