>>534711225>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>sanma tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>registrationhttps://forms.gle/GMjfpX5qUiyJdp9n9
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing
>league questionnairehttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY
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>>534796927For she has no equal
>>534796853 (OP)>momo just turned into a little mermaid in the lemonadeliterally what the fuck does this mean
>>534797030she's getting DUNKED
>>534796987You could say she's "peerless"
>>534797030>wonderland themed partyDrugs. It means drugs.
Paypal in Steam is bugged, I can't buy anything and I don't want to enter my visa card numbers...
>>534797124I call for Yuzu genocide. All in favor say aye.
>>534797215worked for me ~2 hours ago
>>534796853 (OP)You look really cute in your swimsuit, Momo-chan~ hehehehe
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>>534797260I say we kill the Hahi poster!
>>534797293It's fine. I used my browser (not the steam.exe) and it worked
Imouto swimsuit tonight, I can feel it.
>>534798836why didn't god make imoutos real
>>534799274Not all of us are rich to commission artists
>>534800241Just keep your slop to yourself then. No need to post it here
Love (via discipline) to Yuzu
>>534800529Kaavi would never say this
>restart pc
>half of my extensions are gone including 4chan x
>>534801319>he can't see thiscynthia-1.png
>>534801319Plug this in, anon.
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\BraveSoftware\Brave]
"ExtensionManifestV2Availability"=dword:00000002
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Chromium]
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[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Google\Chrome]
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[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Edge]
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[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Vivaldi]
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[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\YandexBrowser]
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I just learned of DMM points and that you could get them for free by completely daily missions. Now I regret not making a JP Mahjong Soul account via DMM instead of an English Gmail one.
>>534802960completing* just sleepy
>>534802960What are they good for?
>>534803985your lead is too huge and all your opponents are going to riichi at any second so no
>>534803804Basically 1 point = 1 Yen and you can probably earn enough to buy the monthly pass. Only problem is that the free ones expire at the end of the next month you got them so you can't save them to buy the bigger Jade packs and you need to use a VPN every time you play since DMM accounts are region locked.
>>534803985Yes. Shimocha is a lucklet and will deal in and die.
>>534803985Riichi for sure
Good chance of ending the game outright and the lead is big enough that you can tank a mangan no problem worst comes to it
>>534803985I would punch Fuji in the womb!
>>534803985Riichi, make them fold.
>>534804123>>534804242>>534804334>>534804738Here I obviously have a massive lead, so I should rarely be calling riichi. However, I'm oya and I have a good wait hand, with the riichi bumping up the value (especially that of the 3s yasume) quite significantly. I'm also first to riichi.
Additionally, it's just East 2. Folding a good wait decent hand into any opponent's riichi this early in the game felt wasteful, when I could just keep the streak going. The others should be at least slightly spooked by the oyariichi and incentivized to play a bit carefully. Also winning a dama 3800 ron with the 3s doesn't really make the game go anywhere. The takame 6s doesn't kill shimocha either.
Even in the worst case scenarios, say a haneman deal-in, I'm still in a fairly good position.
With these in mind, I just went for the riichi. If this was South 1 or later I'd most likely dama and seek to fold against signs of major danger.
I thought it was somewhat interesting how differing the bot answers were: balanced NAGA riichis 100%, MAKA is almost split, and Mortal absolutely detests the riichi. But maybe that goes to show that these are not the decisions that matter in the long run.
>decide to catch up witch RoTK stream
>literally in one of the first episodes the virtuous MC genocides an innocent household because the voices told him to
I can't watch this shit without emotes and chat.
>here I'm trying to explain copebot decisions
shut the fuck up retard
>>534805337I was trying to explain my own thought process during the game, in case that was not clear.
>watch youtube tutorial on how to make a candy crush clone in godot
>each part is 15 minutes long
>76 videos in playlist
oh my fucking god
Godot? I'm still waiting for him
>>534805382We only care about the results, shithead
>>534806152Ryuukyoku desu
>>534806152If an anon doesn't explain his thought process then posting a WWYD is meaningless.
Just seeing an answer without context is like a WWYD without bakyou.
>>534806129>the two main characters spend their days waiting for someone named Godot, whom they believe will provide them with salvation.Wow, I sure wonder who GODot is meant to symbolize!
>>534806152>weI didn't realise we had royalty in this general
>>534805249if you think that oikake looks good and even dealing into a haneman isn't fatal, then you should definitely riichi.
I think it would be a pretty big mistake to oikake though, and if you deal into a haneman then all of a sudden you go from a position where 4th is unthinkable to a position where 4th is a possibility, so adding in the parts of the bakyou that make the other players seem like they're dangerous, dama seems better to me.
if/when you get up to saint 3, do you think your answer would change in this situation?
>>534806348>when you get up to saint 3
>>534806450>if/whenDumb crab
>>534806287the real godot are the friends we make along the way
>>534806268Le...shirokonpakughost
>>534806287It's not God you brainlet.
>>534806041Umamusume was made in godot
>>534806776lol, no
they used unity (a real game engine)
>>534806705>uh no its not god>no i cannot explain what it is instead>uhhhhh because it would ruin the magic and its too complex to express in prose>you have to think of the answer yourself thats the point of literature>JUST TRUST ME ITS NOT GOD OKAY
>>534806348This isn't oikake though. I don't think I'd chase here (if I dama I'd keep dama until something really dangerous), just that it feels a bit wasteful to me to give this one up in East 2
>if/when you get up to saint 3, do you think your answer would change in this situationSaint rates are not really in my thought process as of now... I'd probably need personal experience of the increasing 4th penalty, but instinctively it'd probably make me dama this
Actually this made me realize that NAGA runs on a stable +2/+1/0/-3 rate, but in MJS the higher you get in Saint the -3 is almost -4
>>534806897>change title to "waiting for tenpai">whole story becomes an analogy for anon's mahjong career
>>534806268I'd also like to see responses to WWYDs describe the thoughts behind the answers, though I admit I'm a bit lazy on that myself
Hugging all the anons not stirring shit up in this thread for no reason!
godot, what it's about, uhh, it's like waiting in iishanten but you never draw the winning tile and even though your acceptance is really wide you just never reach tenpai and then its ryuukyuku and the rounds over and all that work you put into the hand meant nothing but like maybe that's the point.
Any queuers (who aren't luckshitters)?
>>534807303can we bring this /mjg/ project back
https://repo.riichi.moe/others/wwyd.html
i volunteer as the master 2 representative
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>>534794454Wars can be stopped.
Populations can be inclined.
The education system can be fixed.
Jobs can be created.
Inflation can be deflated.
Every generation was retarded so far.
Global warming can be mitigated.
Economic inequality is just numbers.
Social media can be ignored or used as a proper tool.
We are in the middle of a wave of massive progress for humanity.
Creativity and comfort have never been higher.
Anyone can make anything they like and share it with others and have fun and possibly make a living off it.
Humans in general have never been more kind to each others, and almost everything you see and use daily was made by humans for others humans.
Love is everywhere. Solutions are everywhere.
As long as people exist, as long as you live, everything can be rebuilt.
Never give up hope.
Never live in despair.
Things might go wrong. Terrible things might happen. You might suffer a lot. You might live and unfair life and die an unfair death.
So what?
You were made to live, fight and keep going no matter the odds, so always play for positive EV even if you know you'll lose and die, and stop caring about the outcome.
I... I don't think I can do it.
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ooi is a yuzu now
>>534805249Mortal is a huge damafag, I'm not surprised.
>>534807481queue for memesura
For me it's Death of a Salesman, the quintessential American play that still rings true to this day.
>>534807527>noviceWhy did he make a new account?
>>534807631>new accountHe's an FOC
>>534807631I don't think he ever played ranked, just friendlies.
>>534807617It's too sad...
>>534807402I will provide bakyou but they'll only be kan decisions
>>534807475I used to think this, but I don't anymore. Maybe I need to rewatch TTGL.
>>534808072what kan decisions?
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>>534808073Watch Little Witch Academia instead.
>>534808528but it's not that good
>>534807402what if
>daily wwyd is taken from a queue of anon submitted wwyds>all anons can answer, answers shown the next day alongside a new wwyd>maybe rank verification of some kind idkt. ideas guy
I for one think that access to 4chan should be walled behind answering the daily wwyd correctly.
>>534808564Akko is a good protagonist.
What happened to the shamiko poster?
>>534807475I'm going to be Frank with you. It's beyond over.
Wars can't be stopped, it's too profitable.
The education system is worthless and will never be fixed. 1000 years of darkness are coming.
Jobs have to die, the end game is for you to entirely depend on your owners.
The health system will ensure the people in power will live enough for the successors to become just like them, as it has happened in the past, only those at the top can create change and they are groomed into never letting that change happen.
Sometimes I believe that even the biggest revolutions were planned and humanity never stood a chance. My only hope, or cope is that we're actually alien cattle all this time and it really can't be helped, but at the end it will turn out we are alone and the clown shoe will stomp on humanity's face until an asteroid turns the whole human history into rubble nobody will ever notice it existed in less than 5k years.
COLLAPSE: Intel is Falling Apart
>>534808909Isn't there only AMD and Intel in the CPU space? Did AMD finally eat Intel's lunch?
>>534809096Chink CPUs are on the rise
>>534809096AMD has been eating Intel's lunch since they released Ryzen and kept gaining market share since then
Why we need to teach geography.mov
You could replace half of youtube with AI generated slop and nobody would notice.
>>534810001Youtube is already filled with sloppa, for that reason is that youtube is cracking down on their monetization.
Ima hitori hitori no mune no naka
Me wo samase The Time To Go
Tsuyoku aru tame ni
Mata mamoru koto to tatakau koto
DILEMMA wa owaranai hashiri tsuzukete mo
End jutsiฯ's the means!
>>534808806The odds to make a change exist.
The possibility is there.
It might not be probable, but it's possible.
All we need to do is grasp it with our hands and then pull with all our might.
Stop pretending to know everything, you are just as clueless as everyone else.
You cannot predict the future, only make educated guesses.
Humans don't have the power to control anything at will, they are all a bunch of morons.
And while the aliens hypothesis might be possible, there's no rule that says cattle can't outsmart the herder.
So no matter the scenario, hope exists.
Giving up hope is a self-fullfilling prophecy. With hope you can fuel dreams, and dreams can fuel ideas that bring forth real changes.
RIICHI!
>>534807475>Wars can be stopped.Wrong. Eternal war is necessary. You need conflict or you will create it. This is why current wars are consolidated into a confined space. Ukraine, Vietnam, the Middle East - all are being used by Atlantics vs Pacifics in order to make sure their populace has something to "fight" for.
>Populations can be inclined.More people is bad. A steady small group of people in a nation state is best for society. 99% of the world needs to be culled except for me and my friends.
>The education system can be fixed.There is nothing wrong with the education system. You want people to be dumb. People who are actually smart realize that the system is meant to be bypassed and you can learn without it. Everyone else gets put into slavery.
>Jobs can be created.Not exactly, but sure. Economies are static. There is a pool of finite wealth that gets distributed. It doesn't really have anything to do with jobs.
>Every generation was retarded so far.Always has been and will be.
>Global warming can be mitigated.Not real, it's just a soft power position. Same as save the whales and the rainforest. Art hoe pussy funnel is pretty good though.
>Economic inequality is just numbers.Turning those numbers into material inequality is very real. Some people have more, others have less.
>Social media can be ignored or used as a proper tool.Yes.
>We are in the middle of a wave of massive progress for humanity.lolno, 2000s was the peak of progress. You're on a website created not in the 90s, not in the 2010s, but in the 2000s for a reason.
>Creativity and comfort have never been higher.Lower than the 2000s.
>Anyone can make anything they like and share it with others and have fun and possibly make a living off it.Just like any other point of time. Most successful jobbyists are scammers that come from an affluent background.
>Humans in general have never been more kind to each otherslmaooooo
people all over the world
join hands
start a love train
>>534810382never understood why do they use capital letters in lyrics
>>534810582This Altina is too old!
>the world and humanity are... le bad actually
No, you are just bad and projecting.
>>534808681>correctlyImpossible
The best I can do is "not wrongly"
>>534810582>>5348106512/3
Here's a younger Altina for the Xenia, you better join now.
>>534810706>you are just badAccepting that you are the bad guy makes you free to do bad things without remorse. Just make sure to make good friends along the way!
>lost 40k points in the last two games without dealing into anyone
rigged bullshit game for nyagger chinks fuck shit cunt the hag owes me money!
>>534810972>being bad is... le good actuallyBravo
>>534811472>good for me>bad for..... le YOU!!!
Why get gloomy over things outside of your control? Focus on the small part of the world that you can influence and make it a better place.
>>534812031this is the life lesson of mahjong
>>534812031This is a nice mindset to have but I can never help but think it's really retarded. The things outside of your control directly impact you in a lot of ways. "Things outside of my control" have made my hobbies not only harder to do but also more expensive. It's good to have a strong immediate social circle and community but these things "outside of your control" can and will actively make your life worse.
>>534812031Hahi! No truer words to live by. Anyone who's managed to do this will live a contented life!
consider beheading hahiposters
If the world is rotten and against me that means I don't got to try, so I'm just gonna keep that worldview
It's easier that way
Imagine not being a positivechad. Just stay high on live, there's nothing worth despairing
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>>534810473Thanks for your (((insight)))
>>534808791They caught whatever Shamiko's author has.
I don't want to hear anything from you gambling addicts
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Oh and by the way, I can recommend a good plastic surgeon to help with hiding that huge nose.
I believe it's inconvenient to walk around like that, so I empathize.
>>534812432Hahi... I hope something nice comes along and cheers you up, anon!
>>534813574you forgot your hahi you dumbo
Punch Suzumiya Anju in her ugly stupid face.
>>534813683Hoe... But I already posted a hahi...
I don't want to use up all of this thread's image slots...
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>>534813668chat is this true?
>>534813668I wonder who are the sources.
>>534812226I think you are the retard, because you can't emotionally regulate yourself.
>>534812031's post goes deeper:
>You control how you perceive thingsYou are actively making the decision to feel bad about things that you've confirmed you cannot control.
Basically you are hurting yourself constantly and then wondering why you are feeling down, I think that's genuinely retarded.
If your hobbies are harder and more expensive, you can try plenty of approaches.
From quitting them and finding new and more enjoyable hobbies, to finding ways to reduce the expenses and making them easier.
Did you try them all? If no, then try them.
If yes, then it's over. No point in still caring, just move on and let it go. What are you? 6? Grow up. The world moves on without you.
Nooooo, just keep feeling bad about things forever, like a true genius.
Fucking idiot.
>>534813668>>534813835Oy vey, I wonder who conducted this study.
>>534813916>You are actively making the decision to feel bad about things that you've confirmed you cannot control.Yes, because they impact my life. Are you fucking stupid? Would you just shrug and go about your day if someone robbed you because you can't control it?
>From quitting them and finding new and more enjoyable hobbiesWhat the fuck kind of advice is this? "Yeah I know you don't like bad things happening to your hobby, guess you should just quit doing it."
Absolute insect tier opinion, just drop everything you care about the second you meet any kind of resistance.
Is this post bait? I don't even care that you have a different stance because that's understandable but you somehow wrote it all out in the stupidest way possible.
Some of you have a pretty bipolar all-or-nothing worldview. You don't have to be a delusional optimist or a depressed mess waiting to die. You can understand things are bad and live on regardless.
>>534814245Le... Shiroko...facts?
>CC poster ruined two threads in a row
This is why I will never watch Code Gayass
>>534814127cope
seethe
nose
I hate every single one of you.
>>534814127Human horn is the best aphrodisiac
Why can't I maka bot games? What are they hiding from us?
>>534805298>Cao Cao>virtuous MCThere's a reason why the 3 Kingdoms team made Cao Cao the hag. He's giga based, but definitely not virtuous.
>>534810582Thank you for playing, good games.
I really should have used my luck on the tourney instead, whoops.
>>534810582ggs, thanks for playing
>tried listening to noise rock on my phone's speakers
Huh, so this is what noise rock sounds like to normal people.
Life is shit.
The world is shit.
People suck.
BUT doomers are annoying as fuck.
>look at me I'm such le deep philosopher unlike the cattle around me
Fuck off, nobody's impressed. Nobody thinks you're smart for your whiny "I'm 13 and this is deep" faggotry and edgy hot takes on the world and society. Either do something about what you don't like about the world or stop dragging everybody else's day down.
>>534814201>Would you just shrug and go about your day if someone robbed you because you can't control it?I would try to get my things back. If I couldn't get them back I'd just move on and get new things.
If your positive emotions are attached to material goods in the first place, there's something flawed inside you.
So yeah, if the recovery wasn't possible I'd just accept it and move on while also making sure it doesn't happen again, like someone that can emotionally regulate.
>What the fuck kind of advice is this?One of the many, and the very last thing you can do if everything else fails.
If you can't understand it, I'm both glad and sorry for you, because it means you've never experienced a real heart-break and you've never grown from it.
>you somehow wrote it all out in the stupidest way possibleThat's the thing, you dismiss everything you dislike as stupid, but you are the fool with an infantile view of the world.
You are the one that gets sad over hobbies.
You are the one that gets emotional over petty material things.
You are the one that sees other people with different views as insects.
In mind, you are still a child that values things over people.
You are weak and pathetic and everything that could emotionally crush and possibly push you to suicide wouldn't even make me flinch because I already know the counterplay.
>>534815154Try power electronics next.
>Conversation over
>Rearded faggot Joker poster tries to continue it
>>534815630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7oXhDatwtY&list=PLUl4u3cNGP62UTc77mJoubhDELSC8lfR0
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/mjg/ is too deep for me today
Fu Jitakana
Fuji Takana
Fujita Kana
Fujitaka Na
I missed out on kodomo love, it's over
>>534815598>If your positive emotions are attached to material goods in the first place, there's something flawed inside you.All I needed to read. I trust once you're 18 you'll develop any degree of nuance instead of basing your entire worldview and philosophical ideals off the fact that you saw a consoomer meme.
>>534815712I just want to see how normalfags would react to what is pretty much a guy screaming things like "I WILL RAPE YOU YOU CUNT".
AKA Sutcliffe Jugend
>>534815878>couldn't even read the whole postADHD Zoomer cattle...
Why is she so ugly and punchable, lads?
>>534816087I don't need to read more of it when the person who made it is inherently flawed.
>>534816309And yet you've read the posts after.
You are just an idiot that can't read and digest long posts, anonchama. It's not that deep.
Maybe in 10 years you'll get it.
โBuy Now, Pay Laterโ Is Starting to Look a Lot Like Credit Cards | WSJ The Economics Of
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>You didn't read my retarded post
>But you read everybody's post after it!
>Curious isn't it?
>positive emotions.
Last time I genuinely felt something, I won a fight in 2016. Just this strong adrenaline rush making me feel I was invincible. Basically legal high.
I wouldn't risk it again though, because even if I win there's a chance of attracting cops' attention. That was something of a strained relationship with my neighbor reaching its boiling point but ultimately we knew each other since childhood and had respect for one another at some point so I was lucky and no cops were called.
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>>534817937When was the last time (you) ate a Subway, /mjg/?
>>534817937>SubwayNo, Yuzu. You can't go over there to see Jared's footlong.
>>53481806515 years ago? they charged me more than $5 for a footlong and I never went back
>>534818065If I tell you you're going to doxxxxxxxx me
>>534818065Are you intentionally trying to be as off topic as possible or does it just come naturally to you?
I mean Christ, I'm not wannabe janny but you are asking anons about if they eat Subway, I wouldn't ask something so inane even as small talk
I laugh and have fun everyday.
It lowers my cortisol, it releases endorphins, boosts blood flow, increases immune cells counts, acts as a natural painkiller and relaxes the body.
I laugh at every chance I get because all the health benefits are always positive EV. That shitty unfunny joke? I laughed. It wasn't good. But I laughed. Thank you for giving me the chance of laughing, you are turning me immortal.
Bro is having a meltdown over a sandwich lol
Methinks all the doomerism comes from the slavs.
>>534818686>two sentences is a meltdownMaybe for your tiktok ADHD riddled brain it is
>>534818838Outfit tomorrow. Trust!
>he's bringing up the tiktaks
Yup, utterly bamboozled
>shitposters are bored again
Come and play mahjong instead
Majsoul Friends Room 51526(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51526
blitz notips with local yaku
room theme: https://youtu.be/v-WcMQbXbKY
I just noticed "tile call indicator" in decoration settings in mjs, since when do we have this kind of deco? I don't remember any of those.
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Okay, this thread is getting too grim. Maybe I can lighten the mood with a joke!
What do you call a nigger on the moon? A problem.
What do you call a hundred of niggers on the moon? A bigger problem.
What do you call all niggers on the moon? Problem solved.
>>534819030>since when do we have this kind of deco?Prillya collab
>>534819030I honestly never notice it since I'm either looking at the tiles in my hand or I've already called...
>>534813062>>534813431thank you, person named ju
>>534819167GET THESE STUPID NYAGGERS OFF MY COUNTRY NOW
>>534819289Prillya collab was the first one anonchama
The delivery driver arrived empty handed because he gave my stuff to another person
>>534819371there was one in 2020 and another in 2022
>>534819502P-please don't eat your cat...
>>534819371It was the last one. Now I checked animations and I think I saw the lightning one a couple of times, but it's really pointless effect.
>>534819502>deliveryjust cook something you assshole
>>534819663nta but what's the secret to making good lentil soup?
>>534819884Use red lentils, not the boring green/brown ones. They're more fragile so they will disintegrate sooner if you boil them too long but I think they're worth the effort.
>>534819167But now both sides of the moon are dark
>>534819359No refunds-nyaa
>>534819167wouldn't a hundred on the moon be smaller problem
>>534819884Nigga, different strokes, etc. So you'd have to experiment. There's no soup that fits all.
Try basil, rosemary, parsley unless you're allergic to that kind of shit.
Try adding chicken or beef to the mix unless you're vegetarian.
The only way to figure out great lentil soup is walking your own path.
>>534819359It's fine, we'll just ship these nyaggers straight into the Sun so they can be nice and warm.
A rat done bit my sister Nihime
With bunny on the moon
Her face and arms began to swell
and bunny's on the moon
I can't pay no doctor bill
But Bunny's on the moon
Ten years from now I'll be paying still
While Bunny's on the moon
>>534819884Red lentils, cook them for at least 2 hours in just enough water to submerge them, you can add various vegetables to this, I like onion,potato and some paprika, just boil it all together. Then, use an immersion blender to get an extremely smooth paste. It will be super thick, but that's fine. You can save this protosoup in the freezer, and it holds forever. To finish it add butter into another pot, sautee some tomato paste in it together with red pepper flakes and mint for 2/3 minutes add the protosoup paste and then boiling water/vegetable broth until you like the consistency.
anon who was going to do mahjong hourouki movie night, where did you source it? none of the private trackers i'm in have it, all the shitty streaming sources i can find are dead.
I don't like girls. They're all stupid, unlikable, vapid bitches.
Is this normal?
>>534819663He went and got it back, but the person who got it opened one of the boxes, so I got back only the closed boxes and the person who opened the other box decided to pay give the money to the delivery driver who then gave it to me, but I will still refund on the app so I got almost all my food, the refund and the money that the other person gave
>>534821968I'd trash the food, lord knows what's happened to it.
>>534821968he cummed on it, dude
>>534821750https://vkvideo.ru/video-158004690_456239294
I used a grabber to get it,
"removed" the hardcoded subtitles with davinci and only need to add my own srt file now (like 200 lines left) so you should probably wait until i am done but I aint your boss
>>534822208>"removed" the hardcoded subtitles with davinciEww
>>534822573How else am I gonna get rid off chinese hardsubs
Xapitan has had a hard life...
>>534819023>lucklet yakitori into crab bucket hatsu nomi"ggs"
>>534819023GG, thanks for the game! Chasing uumensai is as hard as ever
>>534819023thank you for joining the fun game
we are back to 2/4
I got food randomly delivered to my house and ate some of it before they realised they had the wrong address.
>>534819023>disconnectfull and started, thanks Sprout
Contact your local Hannery
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>no 1st places in 15 games
She just like me fr
>>534823575Rat-like behaviour
>>534823938Anon, that's antisemitic!
>>534823985thanks for noticing
>>534823938What drives a person to do that anyway?
I wouldn't do that, not even out of moral concerns, but because I wouldn't be able to trust some random delivery I never asked for. There's probably a catch.
>>534824115I would say an overly trusting culture but I don't think Japan is big into deliveries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraquat_murders
>>534822208awaiting patiently, thank you
I don't find ugly hags like Fu Ji sexy at all
>>534823849>ooi's disciple: celestial>shibukawa's disciple: E3-M1 looperWhat went wrong?
>>534825357you need to ingest ooi semen to get to celestial as a vtuber
>>534825357He never lost his Mahjong SOUL.
>>534825357Nina throws for content
>>534819023Shan't learn fu
ggs
>>534819023ggs, thank you for joining
we are back to 2/4 for one more game
>>534819023>2nd place acceptanceThanks Sprout! GG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGrcG-7EeVk
CHEMICALS CHEMICAL CHEMICALS
>>534819023full and started
>local yaku memes aren't voiced
>sextuple yakumans are
Fucking retarded corporation, I swear to god.
>>534825357Didn't Nina peak Saint 3? She will be back eventually.
>>534826952She was boosted to S3 by her boyfriend and is now reverting to her real rank.
>>534826952Anon, as if it weren't abundantly obvious, someone else was playing for her...
>>534826856Chinkin kouchao!
>>534826952>saint 3Boosted
>>534826856Aren't you glad the Yaku for the irrelevant chinkjong mode that at peak times <0.1% of the playerbase still plays have voice lines though?
>>534826952she's married and no longer cares about improving, her new peak will be m2
>>534827197Xanxust Mahjongbros... A retarded, meowing Vtuber is the same rank as us...
>>534826952She's a Shitverse streamer now.
>>534818838Did you draw it?
Eroi Seiba
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gJwXycIQx4Y
as always Sio will be the queen of /mjg/ forever
I hope all vtumors get beaten up by some stalker
Is there any data on how many players in jade room are from KR or EN servers? I hardly ever get anyone who I can add from my recent players
>>534826952saint 1
dropping from saint 3 to expert 3 is like 10d to 5d levels of spectacular and would've gotten memed more
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>>534828476https://ako.sapk.ch/statistics/num-player-stats
As you'd expect, the Asian dominoes game is played mostly by Asians.
>>534828908We are all europeans and burgers here, right?
>>534828908Yeah it makes sense, I just thought it was weird because I play alot of ranked and get 1 person every 30-40 games or so who I can add.
I'd imagine most of the EN players are Korean based on the names of the people on my recently played page
>>534819023gyaru is not a good character
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>>534819023ggs, what an upset, thank you for the fun games
shan't ever fold toitoi
>>534828610https://ako.sapk.ch/player/75257511/12/
My bad, it was Saint 2. Still, she shouldn't be stuck in looper hell.
SHEEP-SHAGGING BASTARDS
SHEEP-SHAGGING BASTARDS
SHEEP-SHAGGING BASTARDS
SHEEP-SHAGGING BASTARDS
>>534828476>>534828476EN overrepresents in Ex1-Ex2 and underrepresents in all other ranks.
compared to expected based on server population
2/3s representation in jade players
1/2 representation in saint
1/3 representation in celestial
suspicious jump in the ratio of saint 1s probably from gold saints
>>534830012hanna would never say that!
/mjg/ is the most lively "gacha" game with actual discussion about the game, truly a miracle of a general
other gacha generals are either dead or pictures spam without discussion
Sanma sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
>>534830737we actually have gameplay. i don't know but i bet a lot of them are just autobattlers
>>534831189It's an autobattler for me when I play against /mjg/ since you're all so weak of mind and spirit.
>>534830737Because the game is built upon an existing game
If there was a chess gacha with anime girls then it would have active discussion as well
>>534831836Are there any chess or shogi gacha?
>>534831836>If there was a chess gacha with anime girls then it would have active discussion as wellWe should make it and get rich
>>534831993None because it would be all cosmetics
>>534831836chess copebot is actually good so i doubt it
>tfw no GO gacha with cute girls
>>534832345Chess is a solved game but there are millions playing it still because it's an entertaining game
Copebots had no influence on how many people play it still and it wouldn't change a chess gacha playerbase either
>>534832063You could just have girls and delegate them into any kind of role. When you first get them you start by having them as pawns only and after levelling them up they can grow into any kind of role, get new voicelines when they take a piece, move, give check, new outfit options for different types of pieces... I think it might be a lot of fun desu.
>>534832647A cosmetics-only gacha is destined to die especially when there are better alternatives, in this case Lichess and chess.com
>>534832621Chess is not entertaining at all, though. It's a boring monotone game that is all about knowledge checking your opponents.
If anything it's weird how fighting games (whcih are basically chess but more fun) are so unpopular.
>>534832903The knowledge checking is the fun part
Fighting games are popular for the same reason racing games are, men need adrenaline and they enjoy competition
Low test males won't understand
>>534833191Those other two examples you gave aren't solved games.
>>534832791worked for MJS
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>Xenia has 91 IQ
>>534833413Point to the part where I said they are solved games
>>534833462but there were no better alternatives before MJS
there's no reason to do bingo until the last day
>>534833716Bro your 10ho?
>>534832621>>Chess is a solved gameNo.
Azur Lane but with chess would make so much money, how come not a single asian corporation took advantage of it?
>>534833563There is no such horse in Umamusume
>>534833792not better in any shape or form
>>534833812If the copebot is consistently better than humans then it's a solved game. This was the criteria for that famous Go showdown years ago with Deep Blue that turned Go into a solved game.
>>534833812It is, by definition, a solved game.
>the game for "intellectuals"
>kept alive by pseudos
Bravo chesskeks
>>534833812i have a 32 man tablebase
>>534833812>grandmasters can see the outcome of a game 20+ moves in advance and resign or offer a draw>nooo it's not actually solved you are crazyStop coping
>>534834447>grandmasters tricking retards into thinking they can see the future and retards falling for itBravo
>>534834548I accept your concession
>>534834207>>534834194Use a search engine to get the actual definition of solved game and then write an apology post.
>>534834585But I'm a grandmaster.
All I can hope for is that normalfags , zoomshits , woman and twitchshitters don't discover mahjong like the way they did chess in covid
>>534834837You are literally a newfag.
>>534834727>Solved game is a game where the outcome can be predicted if both sides play perfectly.And how is it not applicable to chess exactly when you can predict the outcome unless someone blunders?
>>534827727https://x.com/keno_kaede
>>534834447calculating forcing lines aren't really harder than a few turns of any random middle game position.
>>534835024Because you can't. Use your newfound search engine skills to research whether chess is solved and read up.
>>534834903Lmao go watch your anal bead woman infested grifter internet attention whore twitter drama chessnigger
>>534835024There's maybe 5 people here with a rating in the 4 digits don't bother.
6 hours gooning instead of playing mahjong.
I wasted another monday morning.
>>534835451Y-your job, anon?
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>>534835054https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=3088441
this yuzu feels more like nyagger
>>534835674I don't work until later today.
>>534835674They say if you do what you love you'll never have to work a day in your life
>>534835451xenjya of goon...
>>534835674This is my job
>>534835842Fuck you now I have to listen to it again
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https://youtu.be/OFV_vgHglAs?t=438
Paid for gooning? Sign me up
>humanity hasn't even solved rock paper scissors yet
>>534835431I was typing out a lengthy response to the other guy and realized you are right. I'm going back doing my daily reps instead.
>>534817347You need a girlfriend.
>>534836807You forgot your Miko image but don't worry, I got your back.
>>534836230Is this a good dama?
>>534835916eroge playtester?
>>534834778MajSoul has more players and it's more popular than Tenhou ever was
>>534837089only for 4th avoidance
>>534836807What am I supposed to feel by having fights with a girlfriend?
I didn't invest into women early enough, it's over for me
>>534837089no chance for 1st, tsumo 2nd, direct hit 2nd, riichi ron on others not guaranteed 2nd. pretty much textbook dama
>>534837459Get into a proper relationship with discussions and compromises from both parties not whatever toxic relationship your parents had.
>>534837459The rush of beating her near death. The feeling of power being able to crush a kitten. It is such a great feeling knowing that they can't do anything about it because if she was going to call the police or order the "special" pizza then her life would be over and she would die.
>>534837082Thanks fellow Miko poster!
How I feel after playing one (1) sanma game.
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I've never played a sanma game
>>534830375lol gaijin are so stupid and smell bad
>>534837585tfw shorted women since the day I was born
correspondence mahjong doko
>>534837909how so? games are over pretty fast and half the time you can mindlessly force a specific yaku and don't have to think that much
>>534838763Well you see it's zero fun.
>>534838638>fucking dies>opponents get a free winHow is that fair
>>534838638>1 week long tamerons
>>534839104I don't speak gook jibber jabber
>>534839104Thanks my boss just fired me.
Why are mikoposters like this?
>>534839283nice. now you have more time to play mahjong
odds: S;G 0
evens Hollow Ataraxia
0 mahjong
>>534840907Are you ban avoiding on purpose or you are simply retarded
STOP GIVING ME THE SAME TILE I JUST DISCARDED STOP STOP STOP TSOPSTOPSTOSPTOSPTOSPTOSPTOTPSOTSPTOSPSTO
>>534841737isn't that great though? you basically don't have to think, it's like a free turn
>>534841989every time it happens I lose a tiny fraction of my believe in tile efficiency
>>534841737>he doesn't have precognition
>>534840998why would I get banned for posting mahjong?
>>534842712Laasti looks like that?
>chessniggers in my chinese tile matching general
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Is my flow back or is it just a fluke find out in 2hours
>>534842712Why is bunny like this?
>click "next error" on mortal
>it skips to the next round
>click "next error" on mortal
>next discard
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Yes, I do main Eliisa, how did you know?
>>534840468Amatsuki Mahjong Friends Room 163444 (4-player, two rounds)
Hong Kong Mahjong
3+5s Blitz
Room Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49d95ni5J9Y
>>534844489Wait for me I'm downloading the game.
Also I don't know how to play other mahjong variants.
>2 days no wplace mjs drawings
I'm dying.
>>534844489someone joined?!
>>534844839I don't know it in detail either.
there's no riichi.
there are flower tiles that work like kita in sanma. specific combinations of those flowers can give you yaku.
many similar yaku still exist - stuff like honitsu, chinitsu, all trips, 7 pairs
>>534846501>2 han handI'd mawashi
>>534846501is 7s genbutsu?
If yes pair drop, if no just push 3m
>>534846501Push it to the limit! https://youtu.be/Olgn9sXNdl0
>>534846501I doubt toimen is doing some epic aka trap, so start discarding the 7s and maybe mawashi my way into another tenpai.
>>534846501its only east 1 whats the worst that can happen, altough the 7m ura suji before riichi means that 36m is guaranteed to deal in so cut 3m and deal in
>>534846928>whats the worst that can happen
>>534847123digitalkeks btfo
>>534846928Ura suji is snake oil. It doesn't work. It has never worked.
>>534846387Any quick guide how the gacha work and how to unlock characters? The default girl looks boring.
>>534846784>>5348469177s is genbutsu yes, I already dropped it two turns ago (due to the 890s cuts)
>>534847123Should've discarded an honor instead
>>534847512he's talking about amatsuki mahjong, dumb nyagger
>>534847323there's a pity system, I think, so you're guaranteed to get a girl after x rolls.
there's a ticket from doing weekly quests, they give free tickets after every maintenance. you get some gacha currency from doing events.
IIRC you get one of the starter girls for doing the beginner quests, but you'd have to check
>>534846417>>534847908First answer this: are there luckshitters in the queue?
There should be a bot who gives you a luckshitter rating for each game.
>>534846776>>534846784>>534846848>>534846868>>534846917>>534846928>>534847732I thought this was a spot where I'm 'expected' to push, but I ended up playing more diligently with the 7s mawashi. The dora-adjacent manzu tiles looked spooky as well as expensive if they dealt in, and my hand was only 2 han - the risk/reward balance isn't quite there, even in East 1 (a big deal-in in east 1 usually means the rest of the game is an uphill battle for survival, which isn't very fun either)
The manzu nobetan maintains a decent chance of finding a decent wait tenpai again, too.
>>534844489I'll leave the room to check the game menus and stuff, tell me if a fourth player come and I'll join back.
It's such a shame the panda is going to get an outfit today instead of my main
Don't ever queue when people ask for it in here.
It's such a shame that hat is going to get an outfit today instead of my main
>>534849857No, if you tile shift he will tsumo
Hina Momo?
More like Hina NIGGER.
>>534849529It's amazing how many hats I still encounter in the wild. Considering the collab was 8 years ago.
>>534849857no
3s isn't completely safe and he's 4th dealer, that's a goldie error
Anon the game isn't 8 years old
>>534850278There was a rerun at some point.
>>534848139Can I reroll my account so I can use the free maintenance rolls until I get the character I want?
>>534849431daily reset killed the room
new room number 889816
>>534849857Yes.
Ideally we don't allow him to get back in the game or stall.
>>534850524Sorry, I don't know. Haven't looked into it
>>534851067yuzuppoi character
The time hath come fellow goblins
>>534851067I'll check later. I want to roll her before the rate up banner is gone.
>>534849857with 2nd place so close I would pon for tenpai even without a yaku. the 2000/3900 winning chance is a bonus
>>534851257Yuzupyoi yuzupyoi
>>534849857>you see 3 out of 7 doras>dealer is likely to have a cheap hand>we can pon for a fast hand that is likely going to end up on the same wait and is on dora, all doras improve our hand>3s is suji>odds of dealing in are very low and if 3s deals in it's very likely to be cheap very cheap>still have folding tile if you draw a very risky tile>chance to get a better 1st lead in S4I think ponning is correct no matter what anyone says.
>>534850076>>534850378>>534850780>>534851515>>534851782I figured I could take the slight risk of the suji, and hope to steal this away from toimen with the good wait tenpai despite the fact that it's a last place oya riichi in S3. If I win, I'll be sitting pretty in oorasu. Getting noten payments from kami would also be good, but pushing any drawn musuji for that is out of the question.
I also had the 4m genbutsu to save me from any dangerous draw and buy time.
>>534849994I failed to see this...
>tileshift = tsumo
What is this meme.
Can schizos explain themselves.
>nobody says gg anymore after games
Is this why they call it the "patience of a saint"?
>>534852939the chat was broken, gg
>>534852449Calling tiles changes the draw order.
>>534852939I always say gg after my games, even the bad ones.
If I don't, assume I'm banned.
>>534852939thanks for the ggs
>>534849002someone joined
>>534851389I fucked up. Made a new guest account but the maintenance mails with free rolls aren't there. Oh well, no snake loli for me.
>>534853052How do you know the tiles you are going to draw?
Tileshift is a term, but not an information that players need to care about.
>>534853339It's a cope meme.
>>534852939Because any game with (You) in it is a bad game
>>534853339The dude was just telling a joke.
>>534853567I don't get it
>>534853567>>534853478But how did this faggot
>>534849994 know?
Was he spectating? Does he post the same shit every WWYD?
I miss the chuuni occult era of /mjg/.
>>534853339When someone obviously has the flow on his side you can be reasonably certain he's going to keep drawing luckshit tiles. That's when you want to tileshift to alter the flow of the round and hopefully the game.
>>534852449He's in last, his luck is bad, this riichi was never going to win. You shifted the draw order and gave him the other players luck.
>>534853742He did not know. He was saying it in the same sense as "step on a crack break your mother's back".
>>534844489>>534850540full and started.
Thank you for joining everyone
I haven't jerked off in 2 days
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>>534853632You forgot your Aru.
1-4 clean my room
5-6 play any random game on my pc
7-9 ranked mahjong soul
0 goon
>>534853806>>534853842>>534853973Hair covering one eye is so fucking cringe
>>534853878Wait... he did in fact give him his tile when he was 1st...
If it was the 5 or 8p you might be onto something.
>>534854024Nigger I go longer than that even while looking at porn every day.
>>534854192Fuck. I'll do it in a bit.
Everything that happens in Ten is mahjong fact
>>534854024What if your nuts explode?
>>534854331it was a 4p tsumo for a 14p wait
Ayako bond tummy is delicious
>>534854441You have to goon every day otherwise you will fall for women's tricks.
>>534854610The wall was giving you the ippeikou upgrade and you shifted it away...
>>534854610Bless, fuck schizos
>>534854654You actually have to do no-fap for a year so that you can prove to yourself that you're capable of doing what you put your mind to.
>>5348547614p draw bricks my hand.
>>534854192you're not that anon with the dust covered teio figure, are you?
One year no-fap is how you get colon cancer
>>534854847I cleaned it that day.
>Lord of Mysteries confirmed to end in 2035
>>534854819It gives you two discards to mawashi actually
1-4 ranked
5 master duel
6-9 kuokana
0 sleep
>>534855082They're going to keep making episodes for the next 10 years? I'm down.
jwu did I miss the Ten live action movie night?
>>534855036Sorry I meant prostate cancer
>>534854941Pretty sure this was debunked a while ago. In my experience, what you get is a lot of ball pain and also the skin of your dick gets very thin so that it hurts like hell if you fap again. But it goes back to normal.
>>5348551706 seasons and a final movie confirmed
>>534855114Time's running out and I can't drop 5s (or 3s if I wasn't willing to do it before)
>>534855349Wait are you effectively saying I'm not sensitive because I jerk off too much
How it feels to play sanma for five seconds.
>>534855589The skin of your dick is absolutely leathery compared to what it would otherwise be. The sensitivity difference isn't that great, though.
I'm not sensitive because my parents stripped me of my foreskin 33 years ago
>>534855372Truly, team China is winning bigly
>>534855082>incomprehensible chinkslop isekai with a million elements stolen from better settings, cobbled together into a barely coherent amalgam with an impossibly busy and incoherent storyI'll forever rue my "friends" for forcing me to watch that trash, china never fails to disappoint
>>534856231Yeah it's so bad, I wonder how they've managed to secure 10 years of production.
>>534855151>spoilerWhat deck? I started playing a week or two ago and cobbled together crusadia deck as my first one
[SubsPlease] Lord of Mysteries - 01v3 (1080p) [1081BCA2].mkv
What's the tarmagoyf of mahjong
one more for the fun of it
WWYD?
>>534857820I don't know man, what's Tarmagoyf with you?
>>5348578545m deal into ippatsu and rage
>>534857854Half suji is genbutsu. Pooooosh.
>>534857854you're pot committed at that point 5m
I lost hearing on my left ear, which jyanshi should I redeem?
>>534857854You can't really afford losing 7700 here, I'd discard 4p and if that's the ippatsu, so be it. I'd discard dora even, but that hag is cooking.
>>534844489ggs, thanks for the room.
>>534858602Anju, I'm not going to elaborate.
>>534850540gg?
I have no idea what the fuck was I playing.
>>534857854why don't you just go pei-nya 2 times?
>>534844489>>534850540gg. Thank you for playing!
It sucks that HongKong Mahjong doesn't have the Mangan+ Animations for bigger wins.
>>534858602I second Anju. It just makes sense.
>>534858797Elaborate
>>534858875Was helping my aunt move stuff from her old warehouse and one of the pillars broke down and hit me near the ear, so my eardrum went kaboom
>>534859389Ruptured eardrums heal, you're be fine.
>>534859389What news did the doctor doctor give you?
>>534859389Doesn't ruptured eardrums heal
Anon had ear sex at summer camp
>>534857978>>534858004>>534858042>>534858049>>534858268>>534858868it was a dangerous position but that's mahjong sometimes. don't play scared mahjong like I did though you guys didn't:^)
7s is bad because despite being suji, it's suji of the riichi tile and it bricks my hand
pei is bad because despite having a pair it's live and it's dora, so the incentive to riichi on it is obvious
5m is bad because it's not genbutsu, but at least it gives tenpai (important!), and it's not double musuji either.
>>534858626if you're pushing at least go for tenpai
>>534859465>>534859476>>534859543Small ones yes, but for this one I need surgery and I'm a poorfag so it's over
>>534859786Just don't pay
>>534859786Unironically this.
>>534859849Just give the hospital fake info, don't bring your wallet or ID with you, and walk out when you're done.
>>534851389by the way, not to cause FOMO, but she's a limited character.
She'll probably be back and they sometimes sell items that contain a limited character.
>>534859786Your aunt should be paying for it.
>>534859849>>534859935I know this works in the USA but in my country you have to pay before the surgery, I still will see if I can get it other way but might take months or a few years so I'll play Anju for the time being
>>534859786Just sue your aunt for the medical bill and emotional damages.
>>534860131>not a burger but also no national health care3rd world keks...
>>534859659took me a while to realize that if you don't have any genbutsu and there are only very minor differences between the safety of the tiles you have in your hand (as in this case), you should pretty much always just cut whichever tile is best for efficiency/acceptance rather than try to find the discard that is 0.0001% more safe than the others
especially so if it puts you into any kind of tenpai
>>534860258Third world game, third world general
>>534859786Next time you're at work pretend it was a work related injury
>>534860360Eastern Europe and China are SECOND WORLD
>>534860284yeah, definitely misplayed there under pressure, was trying to scrounge for something safer against the oya riichi that could swing me from 1st to almost-4th
>>534860389If anon had a job would he be doing manual labor for his aunt?
>>534860537>Hungary>Second worldLet's not get ahead of ourselves.
>>534860389Wonder if this could actually work, might try
>>534860710I have one, I was helping her on the weekend, but is just minimum wage work...
>>534860736Did you forget Khrushchev's tanks?
That's why Xenia's always hungary.
>>534860537Sell me a pager xenia!
someone admonished me 3 days ago in this general and I havent come back since, is the bully gone?
>admonished
Learned a new word!
>>534862332What did he say
Top 7 answers on the board!
Name something you might do that would get you thrown out of a mahjong parlor.
_____1_____|_____5_____
_____2_____|_____6_____
_____3_____|_____7_____
_____4_____|
>>534862785Win against the yakuza I was supposed to lost to.
>>534862785SEX with CHILDREN
>>534862785Yelling out calls
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>>534862785Giving my toimen a footjob
>>534862785Smile when calling ron/tsumo
>>534863108please be a bunny
>>534863383121.png
What about a ***nny...?
I was gallivanting when it started to rain heavily, so I billeted under a bus stop, yet at the same time a ceraunophile run out and stand in the middle of the rain.
>>534864275Words that do indeed exist.
>>534862785Pull out a knife when someone pon me.
>>534856757Go second mikanko.
Anyone can write a mahjong book these days
>>534864275You balleted under a bus stop?
>>534862785Tenhou chuuren poutou
>>534856880This anime is great. I can't wait for the next season
>>534865012From the reviews this is basically derank book 1
>>534865012Flow boom 1 but Reddit
>>534865872naniya mirai is 4chan thoughbeit
>>534860736you clearly don't know what first, second and third world actually mean
>>534862785Putting the chun tile in the space between my left testicle and my thigh and leaving it there while I'm sweaty in the junk before putting it back secretly before the game so that Ichihime touches it and maybe even smells it!
Does the crack celestial actually do drugs?
>>534866223First world: USA
3rd world: the rest
>>534866587Nostalgia!
>You got Raccoon Leaf 1
>>534866837You have played La-Mulana 2.
>they're still updating the ERP doc
>>534866605they were in the trees
>luckshitting like crazy recently and it's not stopping
can't wait for the eventual pendulum swing
Majsoul Friends Room 57493(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=57493
I-I would really like it if you could come to my friendly... b-baka...
Rimworld OP XENOTYPE TIER LIST
>>534865690Let's watch it together when it comes out.
wwyd
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>>534869115>tableclothiipin
>caught dad pee in sink
i thought you guys joking
>>5348685293/4. Claim your spot or else I'll show up at your house with a shotgun!
>>5348691151p even though you're only posting this because someone was dama for kokushi waiting on it
>>534869301Are you a girl?
I'll pee on you
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>>534869317>I'll show up at your house with a shotgun!
>>534869301TO is your dad!? Can you tell him to disqualify all the teams ahead of mine and make my team the true winners of league 6?
>>534869301>peeing in the sink is bad because....
>>534868529JOIN MY FRIENDLY RIGHT MEOW WE ARE 3/4
>>534869451>failed the occult checkit's over...
>>534869451WHAT ARE THE ODDS
>>534868529Started. No thanks to YOU who DIDN'T JOIN
Watching anons use the emote you made to make the most degenerate posts possible.
>>534870530I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>534869839Me too
https://files.catbox.moe/4cjm64.mp4
Yagi Yui! You're right! I do have a foot fetish! But it's medical! If I don't get to touch yours I might just die!
Majsoul Friends Room 75565(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=75565
Blitz, no tips since nobody else wants to queue for sanma.
My mahjong superpower is actually knowing exactly which tiles are dangerous and which aren't with 100% accuracy.
But it's not that useful. Not because I deal, but because it's always brick tiles that don't go anywhere anyway.
>>534871512Probably hard to get the cum out
>>534871512Put an onahole in it?
>>534871512under the dress first. face second.
>>534871706It's a puppet apparently
I used to have this kurono that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
rerun the ichihime fumo i'll get this time i promise
>read indian comment with no indicator whatsoever that the poster is indian
>hear indian accent in my head
I still need a pillow for my daki but I don't want to cross that line. There's no going back after that
>>534872220I missed the crow daki and I'm still mad at myself for not getting it
>>534872220who cares about "lines", it's your private life
>le pillow with a drawing on it
Aren't regular pillows enough?
>>534872348Yeah I could also do a lot of drugs but that doesn't make it a good idea.
>>534872515A pillow isn't going to destroy you physically and mentally
>>534868529READY THE FUCK UP SAMURAI
>>534872656You think being able to hug a cute and sometimes lewd anime girl in bed won't do mental damage?
>>534872656says you, i pay 3k a month in alimony to my ex-daki
>>534873003does the opposite for me at least, makes me feel nice every night
>>534873072What the fuck why is it so big
>>534872656Drugs wont do that either as long as you're good at doing them.
>>534873206Well then doing those drugs isn't really a bad idea, is it
Is anybody watching Kamitsubaki? I think I made a mistake picking it up...
>>534869839Hi at work, I'm dad!
300cm
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>>534873160I added an extra zero.
>>534873392It is not, I would argue even doing at least some psychadelics sometimes is beneficial for you.
You really do regain a lot of hope and love for humanity when a random person at a rave festival offers you a bottle of water after a 10hour 2cb+mdma+keta ghoul session
God I want a banana daki to raw dog every single night and every single morning.
>>534873747>I would argue even doing at least some psychadelics sometimes is beneficial for you.Every single person I have ever met who says this are either one of the least put together people I know or are deeply obnoxious.
>play good efficient digital mahjong
>lose
>go full schizo
>win
epic
what is this clown problem?
3 Kingdoms stream up right now
You know what it is, but you'll click it anyway.
>>534874497thanks for the reminder I zoned out and almost missed it
>>534874707You owe her 16 years of child support
>>534871093GG. I skipped that 9m ron so I could tsumo for my dailies.
>>534875268Coast to Coast AM isn't a podcast but it should count.
How to fix sanma? Remove nukidora. Thank me later.
>>534875389It's such a dogshit mechanic. It's even dumber that it procs rinshan
>>534868529ggs will be sure to murder you guys later
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Would you dama in this friendly?
>>534875918no
didn't open the pic btw
>>534875918Yes but I wouldn't ron or tsumo without riichi.
>>534875918I would drop 4m for improovements
>>534875918Only if you convert it into sanshoku, I only dama mangan+ kino hands in friendlies
>>534875918>considering dama
when can i redeem my sleepy dragon wife
>>534876227Because in ranked I would just dama with the intent to prove the hand and just ron if anyone happened to deal in
>>534876894just skip ron?
>>534877267That's not a question.
Dama in friendly is always morally correct.
>>534875918Yes. Fuck those anons.
>>534877554Rape is kind of like dama sex, so it makes sense.
>>534877408point being...
It never feels fun to take these shit wins in ranked either when you're hoping to get improvements, but you have to take them there
can't fathom why one would take them in a friendly when it's even less fun
>>534877826Personally I would've said unannounced cumming
>>534877980My point is that you don't know how to use question marks.
RON!
EDGE
STROKE
CHINPO
MANKO
NIPPLEPLAY
VIBE
HANEMAN!
>>534878119the question mark carries the implicit words of something like "have you considered just skipping ron?" without having to type them out
>NOOO WINNING SHIT HANDS AND PROGRESSING THE GAMES WHILE BUILDING AN ADVANTAGE ISN'T FUN
I'm going to dama, I'm going to win, and I'm going to get 1st and you are going to cry.
>>534878323there are few things as miserable as having to take a 1600 chiitoi ron because some retard happened to drop your current wait while you're waiting for that terminal/honor riichi
same for hands where you could have tanpin ssk/iipeikou but instead take tanyao dora for 2600
>>534878323>winning>in friendliesnot the point
>>534878323I'm going to daiminkan dora 4, I'm going to ippatsumo the most dogshit riichi imaginable on your dealer turn, and I'm going to get 1st and you are going to cry.
>>534878323I'm going to cry to the FBI and they WILL find you
>>534878285Too bad. It's incorrect usage. It is called a question mark, not an inquisitive inflection mark.
>>534878323>damaMake a room. I fuck your ass.
>>534878591No, because nobody can tell if you were going to win the riichi on the depleted terminal.
You are giving for granted you'll win your big hand instead of getting blueballed, when not going for the big hand can probably be the reason why you win the round in the first place instead of losing points.
>>534878673If you play worse in friendlies just because they are friendlies you are lowering the quality of yourself as a player and making the experience of the other anons worse as a result as well. You are supposed to play properly.
>>534878689KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
Especially because it's a good play and you are making it sound bad.
>>534878861language isn't prescriptive though?
>>534879043hence you're forced to take it in ranked, but it's never fun
just a disappointment, a hand of wasted potential reduced to shit
>finally get an interview
>tell parents how I think it went (ok but I may have spilled some spaghetti at the start)
>they yell at me about how I should stop being awkward
Maybe I should dama my parents in real life and stop giving them updates until I win the hand (get and accept a job offer), since I'm used to tuning them out when they yell at me being a NEET.
Mahjong.
>>534879226You are talking as if you've never pushed 1han hands in friendly in your life, you hypocryte.
>>534879267good luck anon
>>534879043>You are supposed to play properly.nope
>>534879267Pretty sure someone here told me this exact same thing but NEET Book Rule #1, never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever share your plans/goals to improve yourself with other people. At best they just assume you'll fuck up again and be dismissive, at worst you'll fail the interview/your goal and everybody will just think you're a bigger retard than before.
I have a lot of experience with the latter, it's why I stopped going to family gatherings.
All of this is connected to Mahjong obviously.
>>534879096Punctuation marks are not up to interpretation, you retarded gorilla nigger.
>>534879329i skip the 2nd yakuhai call every time if it's a nomi hand
i might only push nomi hands to fight riichis because the fight is fun
nigger ass rigged game full of cheaters
>>534879506NTA, but everything is up to interpretation.
What the anon said in his previous post applies to absolutely everything.
>>534879670good morning sir
>>534879670Why is one eye wrong
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>>534879506Are you trying to pretend that people haven't been using question marks for upward inflection for several decades at this point or trying to pretend that common usage isn't acceptable because... it just isn't ok? Take it up with California if you have a problem with it?
I'm going to sleep, the swimsuit will go to Eliisa
>>534875389Yeah, making pei into a permanent yakuhai wind makes more sense. Fuck free dora.
>>534879448Thanks anon.
>>534879483Do you have the rest of the book? My family already thinks I'm retarded, how do I salvage this. I already cringe every time I apply to anywhere, why can't I just NEET and get a heart attack in my sleep.
This is mahjong-related because it's like how /mjg/ commentators already think some famous >names are retarded and whenever they make a play that is actually not retarded but is still the wrong move they just call them more retarded.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AS IF MY HAIPAIS ISN'T SHIT ENOUGH THAT ONE TIME I CAN ACTUALLY RIICHI IT IMMEDIATELY DEALS IN
>>534875389>>534880337>>534875459Fine let's remove nukidora.
But also let's remove tsumo penalty.
Ah, also let's remove the bonus 10k points.
fuck i can't believe the famous wwyd poster is going to beat me to saint
>>534879267Don't give up. I'm still fighting too.
>>534879296are we ever going to forgive him and accept him back?
>>534880356>My family already thinks I'm retarded, how do I salvage thisNo, stop caring. Focus on yourself.
>I already cringe every time I apply to anywhereStop cringing, you are doing something you should be proud of: improving yourself.
>why can't I just NEET and get a heart attack in my sleepEither find the resolve to kill yourself or absolutely give up this wishful thinking.
> it's like how /mjg/ commentators [...]They are good practice, learn to ignore them or to see the funny side.
Also just for the record, the commentkeks are also retarded, so you can dismiss everything they say immediately without even listening to them.
>>534880356>Do you have the rest of the book?That part was just a joke.
>My family already thinks I'm retarded, how do I salvage this.Just keep doing what you're doing, but keep their expectations low. You're already applying to jobs and it does suck and is a huge humiliation ritual and you'll probably hate whatever the job is, but it's a step. I believe in you.
>why can't I just NEET and get a heart attack in my sleep.Just think of all the cool anime you'd miss out on if you died early.
>>534880727He doesn't need us to. He can always come back with another account and pretend to be a newfag
>>534880578implying i can keep luckshitting like this for much longer
There's still 30 images, faggot
>>534882283I'm too busy watching Kongming's Furiten Riichi Strategy
As the site becomes more full of third world trannies, I suppose this place also becoming a shithole is to be expected.
>>534880294>I'll have you know that people have been eating shit for hundreds of years now!
>>534887280Last image taken my me
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