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>>534785169>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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Sakura Bakushin O cured my depression
Haru Urara's story has been good motivation to exercise. I don't care that it's cringe, I've managed 50 squats, 50 incline push-ups, 50 lunges, and 50 second planks spread over sets every day for 3 weeks.
Thank you Haru, you touched my soul.
>>534800762northernlion is super influential because a lot of streamers watch him and crib content from him. He's also got a crippling Roguelite addiction and so Uma hit him like crack in an 80's black neighbourhood
>>534801470this reminds me of that cuck panel
>pasa needs 30% stamina remaining for her unique to work
How the fuck am I supposed to prepare for that
Overspend on stamina?
>>534801312Crank that squat number to 500. You can do it.
>took this with a minute to go
Do yall think I made it
>>534801386content is organic but signal boosted. random uma stuff was getting 1m+ views
>>534801312That's cool, it motivated me to start running and I realized humans are built for running too (distance not speed)
>>534801501>how to make milkshakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvib96CBqyU
>Spring Tenno Sho 2022
>dumps jockey immediately once the gates open
>comes top 3 powered by instinct and the crowd's cheers
>YUGE crowd pop for this cheating show off
>they even formally announce his placing despite the obvious disqualification
>jumps a fence
>fucks up and faceplants into the turf
>starts flailing around
>can't get up
>lays down dead
>crowd starts to worry
>the vets come in
>immediately jumps up with a face full of grass after they say his name
>the crowd goes wild again
Never won a G1 and yet, how could you even make an uma that lives up to the hype? Crazy fucker.
how many umas are there with the dynamic where the trainer-san is the dominated, poor, stuttering mess?
>>534801512Reminds me gwen stacy's death
>>534801568Should have witmaxxed bro
I haven't gotten 5 wins this week and still got 540k
>>534801575aot of random uma stuff already had millions of views (the older videos) because it was pretty popular for jp already
o
Goldship Week Missions: Do I have to do them in goldship mode?
>>534801668and now, how to make rice cakes.
reposted and officially renamed after that other anon suggested it last thread
I need 18.5k carats before the end of the Creek banner
~3.5k will come from the goldship event
~1.5k from team race promotions if I don't shit the bed or the thresholds don't massively inflate
~1k maybe from missions
~500 if I watch remaining main story episodes
~150 if I watch some remaining uma stories
+150 from the current spring celebration
+150 if I grind out the 5m goldship fans
~150 from login bonuses
~300 from trophies maybe if I really prioritize them
~50 from random team race rewards
That still leaves me ~12k short. At least 10k if I'm forgetting something or somehow do a LOT more missions than expected in a couple of weeks
That's nowhere near enough
What the fuck do I do
mating press sex with these handsome, suit wearing boy umas.
>>534801818Always choose friendship bonus unless Turbo has a skill you want...
any clubs open that i can join?
>>534801606>humans are built for running TRVKE
>>534801736Not enough but there are about half a dozen or so, Sirius really hooked me with that initially. Someone post the story chart.
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>>534801947bro? your wallet?
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Dear Esteemed Training Colleagues,
Following a comprehensive review of our Q2 operational metrics โ specifically those pertaining to key performance indicators (KPIs) such as aggregate fan acquisition and member activity status โ it has been observed that our performance trajectory has exhibited a material decline relative to established benchmarks.
In alignment with the strategic direction set forth by the Board, the following policy enhancements will be implemented with immediate effect to safeguard and amplify our brand equity as a leading (albeit non-competitive) organization within our sector:
>Daily Engagement Output Requirement: Minimum of 2M fans accrued per day, performance to be monitored via the centralized, real-time tracking worksheet.
>Proactive Visibility Touchpoints:
Submission of a minimum of two daily โshoe requestsโ within the club communication channel.
>Planned Absence Protocol:
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>Cultural Cohesion Initiative:
Deployment of a โGood Morningโ sticker within the club chat on a daily basis to foster sustained morale alignment.
These measures are designed to maintain our prestige positioning and ensure continued market relevance.
>Please note: non-compliance (inclusive of inactivity exceeding a 48-hour interval) will result in immediate membership termination in accordance with governance policy.
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>>534801960is friendship bonus the % strength of friendship training? like does 26% mean rainbows give 26% more? or is there a base level, and its 26% more of that base level (like with mood)
>>534801947You could always start prostituting yourself.
>>534801947You kill yourself for posting slop
>>534801789Opera O would do that for Ayabe, she'd go buck wild
>>534801606humans are built for walking actually
maybe slow jogging
I got demoted, its over
>demotion also has rewards to unlock
wait what?
>>534801764i mean on x you can boost your own topic thats prob what cygames did for global marketing. It was already interesting so it went extra viral, most paid signals usually just fizzle out fast like that hsr clone.
>>534802134oh nyonyonyonyonyonyo...
>>534801947get on piggin' pigu
What's the point of logging in when you don't even play the fucking game
>>534802081>mfw already have two frowny stickers next to my excel spot
>>534801542In due time. I've settled for 10 reps/10 seconds over 5 sets daily. I want to continue until it's so easy I can do it in my sleep. And then I'll up it to 15 reps/15 seconds over 5 sets, then 20 etc.
Something I've learned recently that always put me off exercising was pacing. It's okay to do a 1 set of each every 1-2 hours. But you never get that impression when watching guides or influencers, it always sounds like you HAVE to do 100 now or you'll never get anywhere. That's just unfeasible, especially if you've never exercised, and also doing anything at all is better than nothing.
Save and roll for who you like >:D
Dacchis have a couple free spots in the club. There is no set quota but you have to be actually playing the game and not just slack off all month.
Also request shoes every now and then.
We were A+ last month, and will propably keep it this month too.
Just drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join. Biggest manwhores get the spots.
>>534801789That would've been funny if it was a breast reduction/donation joke like that 4koma with garfield but I just know this is drawn by a member of a certain demographic who likes to shove their preferences down everyone's throat
What's the next Uma/Support banner i should be saving for?
>>534802162i just want club points desu
>>534801730that whole bloodline is fucking nuts
>>534802183Theyre probably reading shit
>>534801789Fucking KILL yourself
>>534801730How would a horse know its name?
>>534801789average FTM opera fanart
>>534802315Congrats on being the ONLY ONE--
>>534802098yes, and friendship bonus is the only multiplicative the rest is additive
>>534801789Hell yeah trans rights!
>>534802081mr goldshiptein please dont fire me i need my club point 401k..
>>534801789you will never be a woman
>>534802253People from uma can't read
>>534802235you'll probably find a casual club if you keep checking these threads
>>534801789I always knew Operafags were insane.
>>534802221>a member of a certain demographic who likes to shove their preferences down everyone's throatheteros?
>>534802342They have ears anon
>>534802342How do you know your name? Repetition
Even dogs can come at command
>>5348022312 sparks worth on NY banner
I hate this red !, so much. I don't know why it's there or what it's trying to alert. I don't have any other ! in the interface. I've literally clicked every button and setting and everything and nothing makes it go away. I can only play this game by putting a little post it note over the corner of the screne where it appears now, but there has to be a way to make it stop. Someone knows, surely.
>forgot to spend TP yesterday
> -60 club rank
oops
>rape rape rape
Just run dumbass
>b-but they're umas!
Run to a place that's like a maze, they have poor sense of direction
>>534802134post ID maybe if dancho wakes up he'll finally kick the niggas that havent logged in 3+ days...
I like Oguri but I also think she's boring
Not as boring as Special Needs of course
But still boring
>>534801818stat bonus>specialty priority>initial friendship
go with turbo
>>534802452Read your archive entries.
>>534802453Me next to my wife Air Groove.
>>534802142Yea I should've said jogging/long distance
>>534801730A black teen Uma could probably capture the swagger of that horse
>>534802452You need to see everything in the archive so that the "NEW" disappears.
>>534802452I still have my head start voucher as I planned to roll on Taishin banner so I kept holding it. Now I'm tempted to roll in Brian's aswell so it's still there making the stupid exclamation mark on the shop icon.
>leveling an air groove
>she decides to fail a triple rainbow
>decides to shit herself with every debuff imaginable during the pep talk
>proceeds to mood down 2 turns in a row
>this run is dead
>proceeds to turf S and medium S
>kitasan nigger and her speed cohorts decided to never show up as rainbows again
I hate this game.
>>534801789Guess the country.
>>534802342A significant number of animals are sapient enough to know what their name is just through reward structures. Dogs, Cats and Horses are especially good at this since theyre domesticated and will associate the sound of their name with food, play, or any other form of attention
>>534801730You know how there was a race where instead of jockeys on horses it was just the jockeys running on their own two legs? What if there was a race where it's just horses without jockeys?
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>>534801818Do know Twin Turbo has an RNG chain event, which is free energy in some cases, but unless you care about certain abilities, you're coin flipping for energy loss trading for stats which ends the chain. Unless you are going max RNG, by all means, go all out.
>>534802342They're receptive enough to positive reinforcement training to learn it, same for basic riding callouts.
Some struggle with it and respond better to gestures or particular voices though, with Sonic it was probably a voice he was familiar with already.
>>534802453do women really find ponytails on men attractive? why is it such a prominent thing in uma trainers?
>>534802453>the tallest individual there is 185cmWhy is everyone in this universe a midget?
So... how do you farm that fucking 9* Stamina inheritance every single guide on the net seems to consider mandatory?
Just raise to 600 STA some Umas you don't actually intend to ever use for anything serious and pray? Or there are some way to get better odds than 2%?
Are there any Umas that are particularly easy for this, do you need to complete career properly or can just "throw" as soon as you reach 600?
>>534802726>why is it such a prominent thing in uma trainers?pony
tail
>>534802679They would try to race but be a little too confused and probably crash into each other which is why it doesnt happen,
What does it mean if I have the lowest fan count in my club? Does it matter?
I wasn't the lowest, but the 3 below me were kicked yesterday.
>>534802695Nice Nature's career story is a nicely packaged small VN
Falco
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banner when?
>>534802753anon, its called Japan.
>>534802786just get lucky
>>534802543Game Oguri is more boring than manga/anime/real Oguri imo.
>>534802543Her simple dimwitedness is cute. I relate to her being an airhead who loves to eat.
>>534802786Either you get it accidentally on an Uma you were building anyway (team trials etc) or you do a dedicated farming run where, once you know you can hit 600 STA you start doing every G1 you can find to boost affinity as a parent
>>534802842It means you have 4 days to either step up or find another club bwo.
>>534802842I assume they arent kicking the lowest but the people who no longer reach the threshold required to stay and im guessing this creeps every week.
>>534802786Why it's nose so large?
Or the rest of the horse is small?
>>534802835>double boxedI will take it
>Smart Falcon is le Dirt Silence Suzuka!
Stop comparing Dirt GOAT with that dead carrot
CG Creek and game Creek couldn't possibly be any more different
>>534803006its built for sniffing
>>534802543Game Oguri is boring because she needs an evil up to try and bully her for her autism to truly shine and there aren't any evil Umas in the game
>>534802957Isn't G1 farming a JP only thing for now?
>>534802786Ideally you'd try to get 1200 stamina for better odds.
Some umas like Gold Ship have a 20% stamina gain buff
>>534802453>5'3My wife is so cute bros
>>534803113>>534802882Umas are infinitely stronger
That's scary
>>534802882>IMPORTANT REMINDER TO ALL TRAINERS!!you need to engage in AT LEAST 2 hours of intense, lovey dovey hand holding with your uma wife, daily.
its important for their health and increases race performance. failing to do so is considered a personal training failure as a whole.
12k mayano soon bwos i can feel it in my bones
>>534802696As a LB1 haver if you are not there to pick the top option every time just run a different card.
For me, it's Daiwa Scarlet's milk
>>534803006To better smell your fear, Anon.
The umas are your trainees, not your wife.
Some people wanted to transport their horses with public transport (the owner bought two dog tickets for them)
they had to leave the train anyway
Any idea on when thr next scenario drops? Ura is getting really stale for me
>>534803220Part of a complete breakfast.
Ningens are for ningens thoughbeit
Umas are basically aliens
How do trainers with uma teams avoid showing favoritism
>>534803201600 is the minimum for a chance at 3*
Going above increase the chance a bit.
From 1% at 600 to a whooping *2*% at 1200.
Hope you like farming.
If you're rolling on this bait banner, I pity you
>>534803303If aliens were to invade tomorrow I'd betray humanity for some alien pussy.
>The umas are your trainees, not your wife.>>534803268Should be in October.
now that we got confirmation that the new banner is today what is our acceleration speed at? Any chads here know?
>>534803037No one thinks about Smart Falcon bro
It's kinda crazy that if a male uma ever got added the game would instantly die
>>534803349Sorry I cant pull out of creek
>>534803165>2 hours hand holdingCan you make it 2 hours hooves massages instead?
>>534803317Fuck another team's horse.
Is my deck decent or should I focus harder on pulling to get some of these improved?
>>534803349if you ritualpost I pity your handler for having to deal with an unwashed, obese, mouthbreathing low IQ manchild like you.
>>>534803237Imagine the smell
>>534803401>male uma gets added>its a femboyweeelll?
>>534803076No, right now you get points for every race win shared between parents and grandparents, and this includes G1s. What the JP patch does is nerf this to G1s only.
>>534803532we already have opera
>>534803532All the IRL stallions should have been cute femboys, change my mind.
AHHHHHH
I WANT TO FUCK
HORSE PUSSYYYYY
>>534803401men don't sell unless it's for fujoshis so yeah, the game would've been DOA if it released with that
>>534803138>Gold Ship have a 20% stamina gain buffExcept Gold Ship will probably be among the Umas you will want to use for serious stuff, so she can't be the final spark carrier.
Should I MLB my Creek and be free to borrow any card I want
Which uma would be the freakiest in bed?
>>534803151It's because they are stronger that (you) know they love (you) when they let you lead in bed
>>534803489the optimal play is to save until nicenature/riko or skip those and save until anniversary where you get 50/50 pulls but you can do a trick and not log in until the last few days to do 100 all in one banner and spark for just 15k
>>534803317sex ALL the horses
>>534803561But then there would have been no good female characters.
>>534803380>>t. ningenThere are no horse girls nor aliens in this general. Aliens have better things to do and horse girls are NOT real.
>>534803401What do you think musume means bro?
>>534803401summer cheval grand already exists though
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Rough sex in the library
You must choose, /uma/
Tokyo Yushun or Japanese Derby?
>>534803489Fucked up the crop here whoops
Scarlet card is MLB
Amazon is 2LB
biwa is MLB
rest are 0lb
>>534803401ryan is in the game though
>>534802726Aside from the obvious
>pony>tailjoke, there's also that men with long hair are typically thought to be more gruff, which may be a trait women look for in a man due to its possible implications.
>>534803579Front
>b-butJust do it
>>534803489>no 5* KitasanBricked.
Reroll.
>>534803645Why is there so much smoke around her?
First Evil Nature attempt. I'm going to need a few tries to get the debuffs right I think.
>>534803686>Front propagandaNever.
>>534803579why are you making your daughter retarded
>>534803645wet, sloppy, unprotected sex with this shortstack until she goes cross-eyed and drooling.
>>534803587Creek is canonically into babyplay, it's more fucked up than whatever OOC kink you may attach to your waifu.
>Tazuna was a human track star
>had to forcibly retire because umas became a thing and people stopped caring about human racing
No one really thinks she's a horse that cut off her tail, right?
>>534803579Looks so rapable in that outfit
>>534803362Oh shit not that far off then ty
best horse to be a parent for a 9* ura spark? I have a teio and a pasa both with 3*
goldship? maru? oguri?
>>534803654Triple crown baby
You get called to the director's office and see this, wdyd?
>>534803362I hope her personality is as accurate to that fanart of hers saying that Tracen Academy isn't a husband hunting spot but rather a place of education.
>>534803570/mlp/ is right next door, friend.
Umamusume have neither hooves nor horsepussy.
>>534803779You sick fuck. She does jpop.
>>534803165>Googel>not gUMAgel
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How the FUCK do I get 1st on this bullshit?
Here in global, we speak and prefer the english terms
>>534803795This is clearly a test and Tazuna is watching so I turn 3600 and walk away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=przwgfGl3fg
SLUT (affectionately)
>>534803795Run for my life
She revealed she's an uma
I am going to fucking die
>>534803489holy fuck you should have cleated the shakur
/uma/โฆ Iโm so sorry, but God spoke to me today.
He told me I must kill Curren Chan. Iโm so so sorry. But I have to kill Curren Chan. I have to murder that poor Uma.
(you) cannot stop this, as itโs already been set into motion.
Check the news 2 hours from nowโฆ
>>534803489You need at least 3 mlb speed cards or it's not even a deck.
>>534803795The answer is sex. It's always sex.
>>534803856Inherit mile and get lucky duh
>>534803717That isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed sex we're having.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY 'TALLYING'
I NEED TO SPEND MY RP BEFORE IT OVERCAPS AAAAAAAAAAAA
Looks like she trained a little too hard
>>534803579Yes
Because I believe
>>534803960trainers should keep away from female humans. otherwise their uma will get jealous and drain them completely dry so they wouldnt dare look at a human again.
>>534803489Get that Sweep Tosho and King halo to MLB and you'll be alright
also
>LBing air shakur card>instead of cleating it instantly
>>534803736retard it just werks as long as you are not in the goldship event
>>534804045>cut like that>big titsI wish women like this were real (and not whores)
>>534803489for mlblets we just need to use 5 speed cards
>>534803165Does sex with handholding count?
>>534803795Tazuna puts a bullet through the back of your head because you've seen too much
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>>534803717She's hairy and smelly nerd
>>534803401>*kills youre game*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkKHHyg0XYs
>>534803401But the game already has boys anon
>>534804151What was the deal with Biko?
>>534804112Tits basically shrink too nothing when a woman bodybuildings, unless taking steroids or fake tits.
>>534804150I'm sorry Rice but I'm going to fuck your best friend instead.
>>534803587Haru
>she doesn't look freakyNo, but that's the type of girl who get easily manipulated into doing shit they don't want if you put enough pressure.
>>534804150a bit rude don't you think?
>>534804116I don't even count taishin as a speed card with her 20 prio, she's a skill pot for golshi iirc but that's it
I wonder if men who became trainers are aware of the consequences of becoming one
I have no idea what female trainers are expecting in becoming one but Kiryuin and Hana did decent jobs at the field
>>534803808From what I've seen, beyond all the cold formalities she's a softie who actually cares, she's just overtly professional to the point of annoyance. So not a real stuck up no fun allowed sour cunt like in the thread fanon but much closer to the canon than the Satono rape dungeons in the Caribbean or whatever.
>>534804150>hairyDiamonds
No handholding.
No kissing.
No sexual relationships.
At most, what your trainee can get is a headpat for placing well (to be administered not more than once per semester) and 1 (One) hug for winning the URA Finals.
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>>534804281>become a trainer>consequences ???
>>534803401Anon the first episode of the anime has Special Week getting aggressively groped by a male, if they didn't cry over that they wont cry over a male uma.
why roll for kitasan black or fine motion when you can just buy 5 copies of them in the shop in 4 years?
>>534803561They should be futas instead
>>534804316sorry anon, best I can do is post-onsen anal
>>534803401There's not that much gays and generic femoid like different kind of men (the LaDS kind)
That, and the fact that harem-monkey seanigs are rabid when it comes to other men.
>>534804390I disagree, that man is literally me so it's okay
>>534804112God truly is a fucking asshole isn't he? The fact that it's pretty much impossible for women to have perfectly toned cores and maintain any amount of breast size is some hell-on-earth shit.
>>534804150WHY why do we have to wait like 2 years for her to come to global...
she really is a nerdy. sexy starved. sloppy ass dorky donkey, isnt she? meant for trainer cock.
>great junior and classic year
>absolute horrid senior year
whatever... I was just spark training anyways haha...
>>534804316Correct. However, after they graduate they will be baby making factories with their trainer husband.
>>534803957Curren Chan was murdered in 2025 at the age of 4. Not a big loss for Uma Musume.
>>534804316>hugSort of risky. She may never let go.
>>534804409Bwo, by that point KB and FM would've gotten powercrept hard by other cards it won't even be worth it.
>>534804283Shame, I'll still consider this fanart canon in my heart just because of how hilarious it is.
>>534803752The truth is out there
>>534804471Anon, this is a blue board. Think of the advertisers.
>>534804283>Satono rape dungeons in the Caribbean or whatever.....
>>534804316>n*ngen thinking he can talk his way out of rapeYou earned this.
this lil shit is so dead to me
>he spends paid carats on free carat banners
never gonna make it
>>534804471MODS BAN THIS SICK FILTH
>>534804542teio's face is killing me it's like her worldview shattered before her very eyes
cant believe i used to clock at the URA finale all the time to the point where I almost ran out of clocks
Umamesume is a hetero game
>>534804542>Akebono in the backkek
>>534804710rice shower depleted my clocks on my first account
Spe is just too cute. Perfect wife material
how are your cm teams coming along?
>>534804439It's only a matter of time until we can partake in sweet paizu-Rob Roy...
>>534804471>skip the ura intro>also skips the raw h*ndh*lding Worst feature in the game
>>534804761I haven't even started, I plan to make a team in 24 attempts starting tomorrow :)
are you ready to roll for this hothead wifey?
>>534804542It still lines up with her canon personality. Riko is not even "enforcing" it, she's just stating the legal facts and trying to save Tracen's image
She's even sweating because she knows she can't do anything about trainer-trainee relationships if the umas actually tried
>>534804817>rawTeio is using protection
>>534804235average tokutardtsu fan
>>534804827Nah Wedding Mayano is the better pull
>>534804542I know she's a frontrunner and all but why is Seiun Sky at the front there
>>534804668Time for the shotgun, anon
>>534804316What about handholding after marriage with your uma?
>>534804880so incredibly based and makes retards seethe, got it
Yes, yes, very funny, Cygames.
>>534804542Wtf, this is Mcqueen's line
A Mejiro shouldn't be this shameless
Truth nuke is that nobody ITT could afford to marry an Uma. Imagine how expensive feeding her would be, imagine how costly the marriage would be, you can't do that on a salarymans budget which is realistically closer to that of an English teacher.
Being a Uma trainer is a nepo baby job
>try the all speed Bakushin meme in Golshi mode
>it turns out better than any of my normal mode runs
>>534804978what did he mean by this
>>534804696>human... rights?
>>534804827Sorry I'm saving for Maruzensky(summer) and Eishin Flash
Kitasan and Almond also had a kid ? Wew that horse will be very broken
>>534804827I hope for a spook on the Eishin banner (Hishi too)
>>534804943The hair should've been blonde so it matches the orange slags there
>>534805010Hope you have carats saved up for the creek banner bro...
>>534804760True and based
arima kinen soon, bros...
How would an uma react if you were to overpower her?
Do Mejiro men exclusively marry umas or something?
I got this and 17k carats, do i roll on SC or wait
>>534805006How about SHE pays for her expenses herself? Thought of not being a cuck doesn't even cross your mind?
>>534804827>20k Have mercy banchou, I don't want to swipe...
>>534805110Spe... easy on the (hopeful) steaks...
i suppose the trainerless students are those mob umas
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mam, you treat me like a servant, what the FUCK do you even mean?
>>534805006If she wins she'll make ton of money so it's not an issue.
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Is it ever worth it for me to roll for Creek or are my SRs enough? I got 18k carats saved up
>>534804761I think I'm going to give up on using Rudolf. Having 0 hint frequency while having medium skills polluting her debuff pool makes her annoying to use.
>>534805129save for the riko+rice banner in 2 months and roll uma in the meantime
>>534804659Okay, you can get a few forehead kisses.
I cleated the Rice Shower cards. Will they restock the shop?
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suzuka best girl
>>534804939me as the bad guy
>>534805129>>534805183>less than 30kyeah bros, just roll
I cleated the Urara cards. Will they restock the shop?
>>534803401>if a male uma ever got addedbut he is getting added?
>>534804713>>534804852Your wife tells the same to the female trainers at Tracen bwos
>/gfg/
>haha t-doll rape you
>/bag/
>haha student rape you
>/nikg/
>haha nikke rape you
>/uma/
>haha horse rape you
getting really tired of this
>>534805092I haven't used any Carats at all yet
she lost... am i a failure of a toreina-san?
>>534804471Hot and sweaty yuri sex.
is uncap super creek enough or I should just wait so I can mlb another card or get a horse I want(undecided yet)
>>534805059GET DAUGHTERZONED, NERD
Beating humblebraggers with a steel pipe
>>534804471Where can I see this in-game?
>>534805279>G TurfNever stood a fucking chance
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Bwo wtf...? My dailies...?
>>534805006>Paying for herShe's a famous ex-athlete, the sponsorships alone will be enough to live comfortably.
>>534805279bro your aptitudes...
>umas consent so it's okay for relationships to happen
Yeah but what if the trainer doesn't consent?
See the problem?
>>534805210She may sexually assault you sometimes though
>>534805170Like the spark between a Southern slave owner and his negro, can't live with them can't live without them y'know
>>534805308on career start
>>534805279yes
your life goal is to now build legacies that'll up her turf+long aptitudes and win this fucking race
>>534803257I can only aspire to be half as cool as Luminox here.
If you have two umas with the same debuffs do they apply twice?
I got buckbroken by the Kita banner.
Who's the next meta card/uma my f2p ass should hodl for?
>>534805010>"all speed">leveled WitEh.
>>534805473>have it on skipoh ok
>>534805327>>534805393IT'S FINE BROS
SHE GOT HER URA FINAL
i'm still so happy that my first successful ura finale was and will always be her
>>534805457I'm not clicking on these but I guarantee all 3 of them will roll for creek
Why does everyone wanna fuck what is essentially their students?
>>534803489Greetings fellow lb1 Shakur haver.
>10 medium sparks
>no medium S
fuck....
>>534805270Yeah coomers are only capable of repeating the same 3 jokes.
>>534805549Maru is very much not my student
bitch is probably older than me
>>534805457Oh good all the youtube sloppers are clinging to this game now as well, good thing I followed the only relevant and worthwhile people who talk about this stuff a while back.
>>534805517Summer Maru and CHRISTmas Oguri, Seiun if you can afford it.
>>534805549Have you SEEN what they look like?
>>534805578Get used to it bwo
>>534805270(you) problem, most girls in these games aren't even doms.
>>534805210Suzuka is so wife coded, it hurts. Cute, feminine, gentle, loving. The perfect woman.
>>534805270/bag/ is the worst here
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Should I roll for SC??????????????
YOU NEED TO MARRY AND REPRODUCE WITH YOUR TRAINEE!!!
ITS CANON.
>>534805363>>534805130>He doesn't knowMost athletes end washed up without education, that's gonna happen to 99% of umas.... You're gonna have to support her while she seeks an ACTUAL education except A. you get lucky and get yourself an Biwa or B. she bests every other uma there is...
Horses are expensive you know
>>534805549But what if its the other way around?
>>534805518>Constantly restingYeah I'm not doing that
>>534805643>>534805693>draw a cow>call it a horse
>>534805549What's wrong with fucking college students?
>>534805549I am her top guy and you tell me to break her heart?
when are we getting umas wearing only string bikinis
>>534805110Trainer did this
>>534805549as a former teacher... i should not speak..
>>534805517Seuin Sky is the closest banner if you ever want to use frontrunners.
>but borrowonly 3 times a day unlike the cards
they're not raising the borrow limit anytime soon
>>534805730surely the uma goverment has stipends for retired runners
Should I cleat the Winning Ticket welfare card? The skills look good but I can't see myself ever using this.
>>534805457They should include their JP guild ranking in the thumbnail to show their credibility
Imagine wasting time listening to some rank 1500 shitter.
>>534805549I'm incredibly weak to affection. These umas will have me wrapped around their fingers by the end of the junior year.
>night owl on the first rest of the run
congratulations gold ship you're being promoted to GLUE
>>534805270You fool, a female wanting to rape you because she truly loves (you), wants you not because of your status of wealth but because of desire for your body is the ultimate male fantasy. Because woman do not do this IRL.
>>534805693>>534805749That's speciesism and is one of the many reasons why umamusume are lobbying for the acceptance of trainer-trainee relations.
>>534805517There's no Kitasan Black 2.0
She's the only card that is generally meta. Rest of meta cards are only meta for specific setups.
Pic related is rental decks in JP.
>>534805840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho
>>534805806no, please, speak, we're listening
>>534805457>WHY SUPER CREEK IS A MUST PULL>SHOULD YOU ACTUALLY SKIP SUPER CREEK>WHY YOU SHOULD NOT PULL ON SUPER CREEK>HOW I LEARNED TO STOP BEING A STAMLET AND LOVE THE BIB>WHY SUPER CREEK IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN UBERFUHRER SYMBOLI ADOLF>HERE'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST THE ANTI-SUPER CREEK NARRATIVE PUSHED BY BIG SATONO>GOO GOO BABIES SUPERCREEK PULLING ASMR>HOW SUPER CREEK BREAKS YOU
>>534805867What is Haru Urara doing on Mondstadt's rooftops?
>>534805840sure but you will wake up every night to tickezo screaming in your ear from the grave
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I think I'm not gonna roll for Super Creek and hopefully luckshit some SRs I need with the free tickets we get
>>534805886Curren only wants to fuck you for internet clout
>>534805874trainer my favorite tv show...
>>534805840You already know the answer
cleating a welfare card is permanent brick territory you cant never ever get another copy, if you are fine with that go ahead.
>>534805886grown ass man typing this shit
>>534805963>i PULLED SUPER CREEK FOR A 100 DAYS
>>534805906>>534805749>>534805693>ushi musumecow girls game where you are training to up their milk production and quality
>>534806019nothing wrong with admitting what you want, at least his is not sick shit like mutilating a corpse while fucking it
I really dislike having to do these weird races for missions
>>534805549Umas are elves when it comes to age. Symboli Rudolf has effectively been the school president for 30 years. It was the only way the series could maintain any sort of continuity vs. reality and most of the IRL horses died or retired within 3-5 years of racing.
how long until they start giving away 10 daily free rolls on support banners? if it's like 3+ months away I'll just roll for SC
>>534806131AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Perhaps reddit/Xitter is more up your alley if you dislike trainer x uma being propagated here in this thread?
>>534806131MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSSS
>>534805963>Super Creek: a Retrospective (runtime: 10 hours)
>>534801130 (OP)Whoโs this cute horse girl?
Anyone have a gif or webm of the failed training where our uma loses a race to an ostrich
Or the maze training
Or the sculpture training
>>534805909uh oh creekbros
kitachads and fmchads are laughing at us
>>534806131ADVERTISER-SAN, LOOK OUT
>>534806174half anni banner will have 100 free rolls and you really should spark on that banner for a riko at least
if a card is not on this just dont pull
>>534805963>Can you survive a run with just Super Creek?
you have to roll!!! the pool (get it they are are the pool lol) will get diluted over time!!! MLB your sweep nyooooooooooow!!!
>>534805643>>534805906I want to eat cheese made from this cow's (hors) milk
>>534805308Do you even play this game?
>>534806131KIRYU
SLAUGHTER THIS MAN
>>534806284for the 100th time, having unprotected sex does NOT improve your race stamina. stop begging for it!
now go do a few laps.
>>534806131tits too small
>>534806317why would you do that when you can just drink her milk right from the source
>>534806131>marry and reproduceI wish anon... I wish...
>>534806374>he didnt turn on the "shorten scenario events" option after about 10 runsi honestly forgot that animation was in the game until i saw it posted here the other day, i thought it was only the tutorial/fake run it was in
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Why does the Team Trials score need to be tallied for 5 hours?
>>534805990Curren is the rare woman-esque thot uma.
>takes up an hour everyday
I'm tired
>>534806561why does her ears look like horns?
What makes you grind your teeth in this game?
>>534805457I only listen to Nekopon, the rest are frauds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umtqjk2mjLE
>>534806691number go up
me like
>>534806429>>534806573>>534806608The brain damage is now permanent. Not only can I hear the image. I can hear the voice when reading the text.
>>534806719thanks for the heads up nekopon
>>534806719after watching him fail a run i realised hes a fraud
so noone ever retires after they make it to tracen?
it's been weeks and I've never got any 3 star speed
Say something nice about my girlfriend, Eli.
>>534806812Nope, unless they get married
>>534806131incredibly based
Level 6 guts training....
>>534806823infinite creampies
>>534806771You should get used to her voice she is Global's poster girl after all
>>534806891I do not find this attractive
>>534806812Who's the one beside Seiun Sky and King Halo?
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i never get an A rank with rice shower...
I only have 13k. Should I dump everything to get sr dupes
>>534806891What does this have to do with guts training...
>>534806782They keep delaying the figure...
>>534805829The glue factory is always recruiting!
>>534806932we need to make her more popular so people get these skills for CM and i have an easier time
>>534806595heterosexual men thank you for this post
>>534806987nishino flower
>>534807002Do you have Kitasan? Her banner is coming up
>>534806891Lewd Satono is extremely hot
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>>534807001Looked like cum shower from the thumbnail
>>534806932sell me on beeline burst? why the fuck would I take it over free stam/energy and bofa even if I don't buy it.
>>534807018She's testing how long can she go without raping you when sitting like that on your body.
>>534807002yeah bwo just pull nothing could possibly go wrong
>>534806903Does she have an episode in Umayuru?
>watching gachaslop on youtube
truly the worst of the worst of the worst of the worst
>>534806932>Air Shakur Holy based I will shill this guide now.
>>534807002At least wait for Super Creek banner. Its literally in less than a day.
>>534806573>El Condor Pasa received the highest timeform rating among all the golden generationTruly the sekaiๆๅผท
Urara being Tracen makes sense
Her relationship with her trainer is the most normal one
Other umas should learn from Urara
>>534806932MLBing my air shakur as we speak
>>534807141i went from blonde to deep hazel in my teenage years but do horses change fur coloring with age as well?
>>534805361Congrats on bricked account
>>534807106I thought she was trying to see how far she could take an umacock dildo up her ass and into her guts, but that makes more sense.
>It's a you have the stats needed but you're eternally boxed on race you've won dozens of times before episode
Reminder to always win the autumn Tenno Sho so Suzuka doesn't die
>>534802786why does this horse look like it's edible
>>534807308virtually all ashen/gray horses are born brown or black
Who has the biggest bush? Like a completely unkempt amazon forest down there?
>>534807096Too bad Spe isn't that popular
>>534807405love that episode so muchhhh
>>534806932>>534807045>>534807137In before you guys dont even make it in the finals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Y4zE9v2Wo
>>534807308mcqueen and oguri was black af when they were born
>>534805556Why the fuck wouldn't you cleat Tupac?
Granted, all i got out of it was 2 rares, two nice neichures and like an SR card but still.
>>534807194>Truly the sekaiๆๅผทAttends une seconde Condor-chan.
How does Narita Brian cope?
>>534807308This is mcqueen btw
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>>534806932>listening to a woman instead of the femboy
>>534807182Sex with this middle schooler
>>534807572It was day 1 I had no idea what I was doing
>>534806932He's like half right with Tickezo's card. On Your Left is a really good gold skill, but he's a retard because In Body and Mind is from Power Tickezo.
This is the ideal uma body
>>534807576AIEEEEEEE
I wonder if cy will add more foreign horses in the game or if montjeu was a one time thing
>The guy i've been bumming my MLB Kitasan off of has not been online in 6 days
OH No no no nonononononono NO
>>534807490It's a real battle between Maruzensky and Transcend.
>>534807492Really? Iโm pretty sure she is loved, not as much as other umas, but still beloved. If what you say is true then Iโm surprised.
>Not listening to /uma/
Absolutely BOXED
>>534807747I've got like 7 separate MLB kitasans on my friendslist.
What i'm worried about is that one MLB Super Creek dissapearing.
>>534807747there is like 6 gorillion kitasans to borrow out there
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I didnโt even know Tumblr still existed until I found out Manhattan Cafe posts her porn on there
>>534807540this is the shitter b locked league (and this dumbass still somehow lost lmfaoooooooooo)
>>534807736We had notTreve and notDancing Brave. It might be a rights issue. We still don't even have Sunday Silence as an NPC, just references from Manhattan Cafe.
>>534807747185997897385 use this one instead, ive been using this guys kita since i started playing
>>534807747Use me, I could always use more point
825428981052
>>534807641im a sucker for small asses like digitans
>>534805964Uma'ed too fast and broke through another reality.
>>534807540>this is the open league finalist golshi from back thenThoughts?
This is the ideal uma body and height
>>534807901technically we had notMontjeu in season 1 as well, not sure how they managed to get the rights for her but it might be a sign of the changing times
>>534807891B league is unironically more autistic if you're min-maxing
>>534807992nobody knew how the game functions back then
global is optimized to hell and back
if we had global servers on launch we'd be all rolling umas and play with 0mlb SSR cards
>>534804904because Seiun Sky is a certified trainer lover
>>534808113Thay's pretty optimized tho. Consider that it can't go past b rank
This seems inefficient
Maybe I should have one stamina debuffer and one speed debuffer instead?
Will whore out my sweepy for friend points.
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>>534808018>it might be a sign of the changing timesItโs a lot easier to get rights when youโve got years of evidence of the success of your project and huge popularity boosts for the featured horses desu
>l'Arc
>Kentucky Derby
>Japan Cup
>Epsom Derby?
Didn't the Brits invent this shit, why do I hear so little about their scene?
>>534807083skip el negro, wait till the next banner
regular mode
>get first in every race without even trying
golshi mode
>BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED 3rd 2nd 3rd 2nd 4th
what is it about the NPCs getting like 50 extra stats that compels them to run in a giant wall of fat slow fucks?
>>534808239I think you should eat your vegetables
.
>>534808210No run two aces so if one of your aces gets boxed or something stupid like not procing her ult you have a backup plan.
How many horses can be born from a seed bottle sold online?
>>534808256In the UK the most popular non-hors-follower race is the Grand National which is a 4 mile fence race
Unless they train these umas to vault you're not getting famous ones like Red Rum etc
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>>534808282What if i'll eat YOUR vegetable?
>>534808267with better stats, NPCs can get into better positions through higher accel, speed and wit which in turn blocks you
>>534808267Wait golshi mode has different stats for NPCs? I thought maybe my luck was down the shitter the last two days
>>534808018>strongest mare of the 21st century>15 wins, 11 of which G1s>two time l'Arc championI guess Enable is now possible since japs are obssesed with l'Arc umas
>>534806284SEKAI SAIKYOOWAH
>support card hint gives you tiny stat boost instead of the skill
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534808476They're a little better but it's not a huge difference.
>>534808267Thats why I do Bakushin runs daily on Goldship event and my Bakushin is losing to some random uma when the midget shows up
>>5348083500 if you chug it
who even owns the rights to ancient horses like man o' war?
couldn't cygames just make an imaginary hors race of chariots racing in the hippodome?
>>534805840sure, go ahead, tell us how it goes
I got the brainrotted zoomer
>>534808597even if the horse hadn't moved he wasnt even close to making it
deserved
>>534808601EL GONDOR BASA :DDDDDDD
>>534808505I heard that Mr CB is super For (You). Is this true?
>>534808682I want to make her win G1 races
>>534808597Depends on how much they wanna do it I guess. I feel like there MIGHT be more foreign umas given how huge global got, but global specifically isn't getting them in years so who the fuck knows atp.
>>534808597What the fuck he was thinking?
>>534808756she's up there
inner post = instantly blocked 50% of the time, close calls
outer post = instant win, no issues
Please don't sexualize my cute and sweet Sweep.
>>534808756How do you deal with your wife being called Mr.
>>534808827>Spe that lowFuck off with this shitpost list
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I will NOT race with reddit tachyon
>>534808829funny because irl you want to be in the inner post
>>534808827I dont get that image
Whats the stars and Tiers about?
>>534807992man
it's an impossibility but i wish we could experience the real day 0, instead of everything being meta optimized from the get go
Does anyone else love this game for the sole reason of "haha number go up"
>>534808597You know that japanese horse owners have honors and gave permission for free right?
Well you can't imagine that ever happening with greedy americans and europeans.
>>534808827>crown MOGS diaOh no no no, diabros?
>>534809089you're a dopamine addicted zoomer
>>534809095lol, lmao even
>>534809095Where's Deep Impact?
>>534808827Why's bro in a box
>>534808682>ZoomerZoomers are in their 30s bro
They are old as hell and not aging well
It's time to move on
>>534809089thats why i play as much as i do but i love the stories and the detail behind everything and it actually seems like the developers of the games/anime really love the source material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFs2r4UrRYk
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Chiiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono~o,
doki doki doki doki do~ki
>>534809230That wasn't about money, he just doesn't want the horse depected as a cute girl.
>>534808597The fact that he keeps altitude for half a second as he rotates is so fucking funny
lmao at taishin microphone height difference compared to daiwa and ticket
Im getting kicked later
>>534808827>Both Satonos are super for youDamn. What is up with their family?
>>534808974ya, they even make it a point in the show
>if you're outer, you need to expend more stamina and its a tougher race!meanwhile in game, umas just don't know what the fuck moving left and right is
>>534808784Global should get exclusive umas like every other gacha with a late global version.
>only gold rec skill I got was Iron Will
lol...............
>>534808827Machan and Ardan seem to have very emotionally heavy and intimate relationships with their trainer but didn't Neo Universe run through several timelines just to reincarnate as your trainee or something like that? Hard to beat that.
>>534809375This trainer-san is a dead man.
Mlb kita bros...you WILL get kita again on creek's banner
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I've been using this deck for my Golshi runs, should I try something different?
>>534809517>didn't Neo Universe run through several timelines just to reincarnate as your trainee or something like that?What the fuck is going on in future stories???
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>534809516Does Oguri talk about her Mom in the game or is it a Gray thing?
>>534809627neo universe is a 4th wall breaker
If you play grub she's the nereus of uma
>>534809516>career mode is just gain 80,000 fans then going straight to the URA finaleKino...
>>534807624Having revenge sex with me
>>534807405Stop ignoring the navigation skills.
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This game cured has my depression
>>534808827I cant read chink and its too pixelated to extract, what does it say on the axis corner?
>>534809714>career mode for mini the lady is just pranking every student in tracenkino
>>534809516i wish they could at least be support cards
>>534809772only 2 of them are still alive btw
>>534808827I know Ardan says something cheesy along the lines of "Why does my chest hurt when I look at Trainer?", but still surprising to see her at the absolute top.
so, when's the next kitasan black-tier card i should save for?
>>534809089Yes, I like clicking buttons with my mouse.
>>534807450She is, if you ask nicely and like squash soup.
>>534809745>go with the flow procs>literally does nothing because there are umas on the right, left and frontAny other bright ideas?
>>534809381You give them the success they thought was impossible
Why doesn't Toreina-san just buy more fucking claw machine credits?
It probably costs like 100 yen or someshit
>>534809853the kitasan rerun
>>534809832imagine the fucking smell
>>534809832SSSSUUUHHHHHHHEEEEEXXXXXXXX
>>534809853Power Rice in the Aoharu banner is pretty good, it's a power card with Maestro as gold skill.
>>534808827whats shakur problem?
>>534807587I love also love your wife.
Hope the view from the chair is nice.
>>534809853Honse moe says April 15th, 2027
No, youtube. I'm not watching the footage of Silence Suzuka's fatal injury fuck off
Any casual clubs with space left? My id 220263145610
Umas for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I
>>534809910Golshi stole my wallet
>>534809853Don't listen to the retards saying Creek, the banner is only worth it if you're a whale or at least have 2lb creek already.
how long on average does saving for pity take on other servers with an accelerated schedule?
>>534810013Actual loner, not a cringey tryhard like Taishin
>>534810015>misstyped on cuck fantasy postbwo...
>had an uma dream
Okay this obsession may be a problem
>>534810013Dunno but I hope she never changes
>>534810089Give me a Numidian horse instead.
>>534809745I had navigation skills as well.
>>534810003do you need more than one copy
>>534809853there are none for awhile, not until next scenario
kitasan black, fine motion and super creek have the most "good now, still good later" power of any card currently out
there are some good guts cards now that will be good later (ines fujin, mejiro palmer) but they are barely useful right now outside of some skills
>>534810107you roll on this creek banner for SRs to MLB good ones like tosho, eishin flash, tachyon, hishiama, cafe, top gun, fukukitaru, not just creek herself, because this is the least diluted pool + good SR card will have for a very long time
>>534810232>the taiki valentines burger
>>534810182Mine was a bit lame even though I love Orfev
What was yours?
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>Haru is 29
Hot take. Mayano should start off with charming skill.
>>534810087I'll send you an invite tomorrow around this time if the one in my club still doesnt show up. I'll just write down your id.
>>534808827why falcon has such a big box, whats the joke?
>>534810182Dreams are catalogs of memories related to our recent activities or lingering thoughts. You are more likely to dream about stuff you have done recently than anything else.
>>534810182I had a dream that Goldship died a couple days before Grass died
>>534810232>hot choccysurprisingly cute
>>534810327Cute but her left hand is completely fucked
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Wtf that's a first
>>534810359... out of 10!
>>5348101202-3 months
we're getting fucked by club/daily carats because of the acceleration
from launch and up to this point, we lost around 4500-7000 carats from those depending on your rank
>>534810359Hopefully her farm didn't overfeed her with the rye grass donated to her
>>534810327slop is getting too good and that's a bad thing
>>534810504Why are you looking at her left hand you homo
>>534810590more the reason to hodl. i will simply be rank 1 in this game by hodling
If I have only 6 skills with 600 wits and my opponent has 10 skills with 1000 wits, which one is more likely to activate all the skills, me or my opponent?
>>534801730>related to GoldshiThis explains so much.
>still don't have a single 3* URA
What are the odds for getting one? Surely it's not as low as 6% right?
>>534810710Noone knows actual probabilities in this game except for banners. It's just too time consuming to make thousands of trials.
>>534810504What's wrong?
It looks like a powerful hand
>>534810774This but Smart Falcon
>>534808018american horseowners aren't as stingy as the likes of kaneko right? sure they'll find the idea odd but since it's getting alot of people into the horseracing scene cygays could probably throw them a couple of hundred thousand bucks and they'll relent yea?
>no golshi
this one is free
>>534810794Honestly? You deserve it for slaving Rudolph to run 4 times in a row, you cunt.
>>534810774Me with King Halo
>>534810774>tfw TM Opera man is NTRing his dead Uma with Doto
>>534810794Your Rudolf is also a bitch? Now I don't feel so bad.
>>534810834or did you get it on one of your 1 guts runs that you immediately glued?
this little creature is strong enough to subdue you
>urge to roll
>open my chinese farm 180k carrat jp account
>roll
>feel good
>global carrat is safe
>>534810774I hate that I can remember that post
>>534809332>>534809230>roided up>huge scandalowner wants to wash his hands and doesn't want more attention probably
>>534810975Rudolf loves racing. Just ignore her heaving in the background, thats how she shows her excitement
>>534807747Isn't that a good thing? He's not ever gonna change his kitasan then
>>534811032>Wasting your luck
>>534810504Guess you should've picked the Right course.
Prez am i doing this right?
>>534811032>urge to rollseek help
>>534810936imagine if pay the butler shows up instead of obey your master in cingrey s2
>>534810087Btw the rules are
>Dont go offline for 7D>Trade shoes as much as you can>Just do your best>Avoid getting burnoutAlso please message ingame if you plan on quitting so we can make space immediately for the next anon.
>It's another Uma rubs her belly animation episode
I love those
Am I bricking myself by spending all my 'rats on freek thus ensuring I won't get Seiun, the meta defining horse?
>>534810995You're giving the King Kingdom a bad rep you first-rate cuck.
>>534810936as long as you're forking over the money i doubt any western horse owner will give a shit
especially the french and italians that are megaweebs
>>534811207yeah
if you aren't using her you are NOT meta
Surprised a lot of people will roll for Narita Brian
>>534811227Not "meta" but she's really good for URA.
>>534811207Only for a couple of months (couple of weeks on accelerated scale).
>>534810340I like that burger.
>>534811176No because you want piggies to grind for that perfect 9* Seiun Sky with tons of sparks
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I feel...
Conflicted
>>534811115Teio your miracle race at Nakayama is nothing compared to this moment
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>>534811338God I do not want my spark to look like this after I've spent like a hundred runs for it.
>>534811362Merhaba! That's how you say it in Berlin, right?
>>534811337Inherited specials are just diet/lite versions though. Borrowing is for cucks.
>>534811060>Made me roll SR Helios cardFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>534810792>>534810813No seriously, does it work like sort of health, where if you activate skills early, your wit gets spent so that your ult might have lower chance to activate?
I joined one rando non-CM sprint lobby where everyone outwitted and outskilled me, yet I was the only one whose ult turned online. I don't know if everyone got cursed or the replay fooled me.
>>534811338>speed with an okay pink but nothing elseglue im afraid
>>534811232Please dont rape me Teio
>>534807747Where's the problem?
>>534811454she is meta specifically as a parent for frontrunner tho
>>534810975and I will do it again!
opening twitter was a mistake
why is it always tachyon?
>>534811140That's the fake name they gave Pay The Butler wasn't it? It' should be the same uma
>>534811310not me she can rope herself as well as her hair
>His favorite uma refers to herself using "boku"
Ughhh. Disgusting
I like that the Umas say their name like pokemon when you select them for races
>taishin doesn't have a singer voice for anything but make debut or umapyoi
boooooooooo, how can I enjoy the after concert if any time winning the soul plays its a different npc voice?
>>534811338funniest shit ive ever seen
>>534811524You can stay there you know
>>534811598she looks mindbroken, what happened?
>>534811515We're revoking your license and you will also be put to death for your crimes.
>>534811207only for shitter mode
>>534811524Tachyon is quite literally the most popular uma in the entire franchise.
is teio a transgender? i always viewed him as a man since he uses boku
>>534811512But if her unique is that good, why wouldn't you just use her for the full effect instead of the worse version that is inherited?
>Golshi the Fickle Maiden
>on a goal race day
Not today, Gold Ship.
>>534811476No, wit checks happen per skill. The one with 1000 wit will activate more skills on average than the uma with less skills no matter how many skills they both have.
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>>534811512Why wouldn't you just use the best version of the most OP skill in the game and use parents to inherit whatever else, instead of watering down the most OP skill in the game and throwing it on some mid-tier runners instead?
>>534810415You're her first fan, so you're super special. At the same time you're a fan so you're the same as every other fans. Or something along those line.
>god tier stats but medium S and ult inheritance didn't proc
>>534811646I mean if you helped her become an undefeatable triple crowner and accomplish her dream, ofc sheโd look like that
>>534811445it's merbha goy
>>534811685im saving for air shakur,rudolf and almond gonna play seasonally.
>>534811598man I love seeing umas act like puppies on heat
is it better to save for kitasan rerun or pull for the new scenario trainer? i already have a 0lb kita and they're adding the ability to upgrade that shit soon-ish, right?
>>534811683Teio is a cute girl who exhibits boyish glee
She doesn't have a cock
>>534811164>late-race block>rare Teio ultI'M GONNA HOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>534811551>Eh? Watashi wa Kingu Haro yoOr something like that, I like how smugly she raises her head during it.
>Just build seiun sky guys
>Much easier than using her as a parent
CM practice, bring the witch natures
38046015
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CREEK BANNER WHEN
I WANNA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I NEED TO SPLURT MY LOAD
>>534810774Imagine being Sirius' trainer and the fr*nch sends you tapes of them "breaking" her and when she returns to japan she pretends like nothing happened but you know what you saw on the tapes...
>>534811903Bro, your SSR MLBs?
>mixes roofie and viagra on your drink
>>534801789Oh... that's groomer art of my oshi...
Here's a palette cleanser.
>>534811859one of the best uma youtubers save you should not pull for anything until the kitasan rerun with 50% better rates
>>534810415the word next to her box is the chink equivalent of
>owari da
>>534811524Because you look at it.
>check my TL>Suzuguru >Symboli Rudolph >Urara>Manhattan Cafe >Dream Journey >Oguri >More Manhattan Cafe Yep skill issue on your end
Trainers are being afflicted with goo goo baby withdrawal...
>>534811675She's up there, but between Oguri, Gold Ship, Teio and Tachyon I would never guess she's the one that's at the top.
>>534812004What is she seeing
DAMN BRAT!! :angry::angry::angry:
>>534811859sunlight stones come with half anni aka the same time riko card comes out so just pick your poison, kitasan banner is after that
>>534811551oguri kyappu da. yoroshiku tanomu
I'm going to spend my inheritance on the creek banner
>>534811994the people pulling for seuin sky are gonna be very disappointed
especially with summer maru coming out the month after
I GOT THE PICTURES GUYS! I KNEW IT SHE WASN'T A HUMAN. I'M GONNA GO UPLOAD THIS T-
>2nd
>2nd
>5th
wtf just happened
>>534810843We know the exact probabilities and formulas for a lot of things thanks to the chink datamine but little else after that
>>534811524Tards are still misunderstanding her character to this day
>>534812123ai slop fake jewish propaganda
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>7D to mlb McQueen
AIEEEEEEEEE
>>534811930Thanks for run, damn my umas still suck
Uh I just want my goldship event to end so I can train my umas
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>>534811964Silly tachyon-I was raised on 7/11 stallion viagra pills in college. You think your shitty meds will work on me?
>>534811930Im learning really fast that Goldship is fucking retarded-- ggs
>Check uma fanart source using image search
>For some reason one of the options is plebbit
>r/yurimemes
>Dykes discussing in a completely serious way how umas reproduce by immaculate conception, no males
>People explaining there are fathers in the game downvoot'd to oblivion
My bad for clicking that link, I should have known better but the curiosity got the best out of me, how the hell is the western fanfom so weird? Do most people actually play the game even?
>>534811930wtf already full, what happened?
>>534812218My job is to train you, you dumb cow. Get in your track suit and start running a few laps to warm up!
Hello, trainers who are training their Uma Musume for the upcoming Champion's meet.
I have a humble request. I would like to see how bad having 17 debuffers on one absolutely stacked Front Runner or Pace Chaser would be. If anyone is willing to arrange and participate for this, I would like to invite at most 17 trainers with Nice Natures and/or Grass Wonders that can debuff Front Runners. I don't have an "absolutely stacked Front Runner" yet so I would appreciate it if someone who did would organize this. I just think it would be funny.
If anyone is willing to organize something like this, please post in these threads.
Thank you.
>>534812243You don't need it. It is almost identical to 3lb.
>>534812243You don't need the last one
>>534812314poor falcon, everyone is gonna roll for super creek instead
>+30 energy recreation
There's no greater feeling in this game.
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I'm so fucking ass at this game I couldn't even get a single stat to 600
no bad events no mood downs it felt like it was all going great, and then I get through the URA finals and this is the end result
I fucking suck man...
>>534812345It takes a minute for 3 people to fill up 9 slots, if you host your own you'll get people
>>534812219>t. TazunaYeah okay sure it is.
bros i need cyGENEROUS to drop a small 15k carat celebration so i can spark on the super creek banner...
>>534812371>absolutely stacked front runner I have a D turf Urara you can use
>>534812371all it would take is 2 nice natures to annihilate a front runner with 1200 stam and 2 gold recoveries.
>>534812410No, I'm rolling for Smart Falcon first
>>534812331most yuritards only orbit around fanarts without knowing shit about lore and when you try to explain sense to them they just explode
>>534812458abloo bloo bloo post deck
>>534812331Doesn't sound all that different from some games otakufans and their brand of spergouts.
>>534808597>ancient horses Not exactly "ancient" but I want Sergeant Reckless in.
Gold Ship-ish, but Michael-Bay-explosions and dubious-cooking-ingredients themed.
534812519
>yuri out of nowhere
Why are SEAs like this?
>>534812458most likely your cards and parents are ass
So after creek and fine motion I'm good for two years?
>>534812410Im just throwing a cheeky 10 roll on each banner and moving on
>>534812331No idea but I had a similar experience in X where I was curiously searching Uma x trainer and basically saw the type of people you described.
The son of Satono Diamond won his debut race
>>534812481Yeah but I'd like to see what would happen with 17 of them. Would the Uma just slow to a crawl before the final corner after being hit with 17 debuffs?
>>534811551Kono GOLD SHIPPU o yondaka?
Is Fine Motion in the pool for the creek banner?
>>534812768Imagine teio giving you a firm yet delicate glovejob...
>>534812740God I love horse racing
>>534812768her legs look so god damn fuckable here
>>534812784she's in the pool for every support banner bwo
>>534812784Every released supporter is
I'm mentally ill
Will that affect my umas' development?
Adult women fetishists are getting out of hand
>>534811551Hai. Silence Suzuka desu
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FATASS oguri dropped the two goldships that could've made it 12 in total FUCK
>>534812871Aren't they just generic stand-ins for the different founding breeds of horses? So you have European, East Asian and West Asian horses. No Americas because horses aren't native to America.
>>534812720Did she start as Private Reckless?
Why did none of my GBF friends who played JP Uma tell me how much of a hellscape this game would be?
I can't believe taishin is fucking dead
>>534812871Darley Arabian, Byerly Turk, Godolphin Arabian
>>534809410>meanwhile in game, umas just don't know what the fuck moving left and right isHorse brain * Animu girl brain = not a winning combo
>>534812519True, they would have a meltdown just from playing the game lmao
>>534812980they aren't specific horses?
>>534812871Bayard, Shadowfax and Potoooooooo
>>534812772>forgetting the SAMA
>>534812871>>534812980>All modern Thoroughbreds trace back to three stallions imported into England from the Middle East in the late 17th and early 18th centuries: the Byerley Turk (1680s), the Darley Arabian (1704), and the Godolphin Arabian (1729).They're all real horses.
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I can't believe Season 3 opens with a murder
>>534813101Theyโre probably better off watching the anime if they want yuri โpanderingโ.
>>534811141Sounds resonable
>>534813235Does S3 include Duramente breeding Sweepy
>>534813292consensual handholding
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>>534813292-being called beautiful and extremely beautiful
If you don't have taiki/maruzensky then there's no point in grinding parents for cm. You've already lost.
This place has become a cesspool ever since the browns and SEAcucks invaded
Is the banner going live on reset?
>>534813404jokes on you im not grinding parents at all
My wife Daiwa is going to take a nap.
>>534813464Still 8 hours left
>>534813464nope
never does
always 6 hours later
>>534802398Kill yourself tranny. /uma/ will NEVERbe your safespace shithole.
>>534809901Force your Uma to play Mario and tell her to fucking jump.
>>534811204King Halo's irl career is basically NTR tho... if you don't like cuckoldry then you don't like King Halo...
>>534813404I've already won by not caring about cm!
>>534813628careful
dont move or she'll break your spine
fill up the image limit you lazy bums
>>534812371I kinda wanna see this too
if this happens, someone please record it
I think i really like El
I'm genuinely worried that this game is making me less racist...
>>534813619King Halo irl had a 40 inch cock.
>>534813404My favorite is people farming for a parent with multiple white sparks for skills they want in their build, not realizing that only 1-2 of those will proc on their ace runs and they can't just get 6 skills from inspirations.
>>534813628jealous because she saw Teio hugging Torena earlier
>>534813813I like her Grand Live outfit better.
>>534813852Resist your urges to pull, anon. Stay strong!
Jewish Umamusume traveled back in Uma time to make the Uma Holocaust real so they could acquire Uma Israel and Kill off Uma Palestinians with the support of Uma States of Umerica
>>534812768Teio footjob while she makes fun of me...
>>534811204>King KingdomStay away from my uma and drown yourself with the ntrfaggot.
>>534810182>standard pre-sleep fap>Matikanewhatever insert herself in place of the planned scenariook, I need to sleep more.
>>534813832its okay she is just cosplaying a spic
>>534813847King Halo's jockey had to watch another jockey take her(his) G1 virginity bwo...
Teio can't race anymore, who's going to give her companionship
Can CM hurry up and get here so I can lose and confirm that the game is not worth playing unless you grind all of this meta shit.
Umas are built like petite girls yet they can haul giant tires through sand run 70km/h and lift half a ton, make it make sense
i just want to play the new scenarios
Can you sex crazed perverts just quit and leave already?
I don't have a Narita Brian image to post
>>534814187The larger the creature you condense into a humanoid form, the more powerful it becomes even when they might not look like to be musclemonsters. It's the good old shounen rule.
>>534814187Ants would be able to do the same if they were the size of humans.
>>534814168Listen man 90% of the global audience rerolled for Kitasan black, theyre not gonna have the resources to build mega parents as well. The tiny % of people that got lucky and whaled and know how to play the game are so immesurable that you can win 3/5 of your CM games with a moderate amount of effort even if you dont have everything
>>534813996What the fuck are those thumb proportions?
>A-Actually goldship, nice nature and grass wonder were always my favorites...ha ha...
Pathetic
>>534814386hopefully you keep gaslighting these people so I can get free wins
whose the best uma to go for 3 star stamina sparks with?
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Niggers you had a selector ticket for TAIKI SHUTTLE and can just BORROW MARUZENSKY
I got to the point in the s1 anime where suzuka fractures her leg and they didn't actually kill her right on track, you guys lied to me...
>>534814386Cope. You will get mogged in every CM race.
>>534814435this got me hard... wish I could feel a woman with smol boobs
>>534814031Make another post about anal fag
Wtf is CM and how do I prepare for it?
>>534814568other way around
>love Teio
>awesome story
>read about Teio (horse)
>it's actually even more awesome
>>534814386This thread is due for a rude awakening
If you're not running a 1200 speed + 1000 power + several ideal speed/power green skills + meta skills for your uma + 200 more effective stamina than you'd think you need for the race + S turf and medium you should just skip the event
Banners dropping 6 hours after reset makes me want to kill myself
>>534814735This but unironically
>>534814758i dont see why they wouldn't just make them come out right on reset...
>>534814613Cross Mating
you should be doing this with all your horses
>>534814426If you haven't been a Golshifag since day 1 of Pakatube then you're just a poseur.
>>534814727Its a shame he couldn't make a succesor worthy of his title, the way McQueen left Goldship.
>>534814758It does open some conveniences like getting Club/Team Trials rewards and being able to splurge one last time before the banner switches
>>534806214your wife (canon)
>>534814735just going to use my best umas. if they win they win, if they don't they don't. still going to enjoy the game
>>534814613Captain's Mode
Ten players divided to two teams race their horses by a pick ban system
first both teams ban two horses, then they pick two. Then they ban/pick one horse until both teams have their five horses and race them.
Best of three takes the win.
[I think you should eat your vegetables]
>>534814893Same, but if they lose I uninstall.
>>534814571"She went to america" is the new "We took her behind the barn"
hand holding sex with Matikanefukukitaru resulting in triplets
>>534814735What is this "just skip if you don't minmax" retardation?
>>534814840I personally blame Rudolf
>>534814874Your Uma is watching...
>>534812998No. Her battle honors earned her her sergeant's stripes. She is the only US military animal given an actual rank, as opposed to am honorary one.
>>534814727Still don't get why S2 left out Teio winning the Japan Cup
>>534815039Bait. Ignore or laugh.
>>534814813sync'd with nippon salaryman lunch time
>>534815014I made this post. She says its a super dangerous (lucky) day too.
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>>534813101I will make Opera go full feminization
>>534814571I thought she was going to trip at high speed and crash like the blue car at the end of the movie Cars
>>534814735nigga I don't give a shit 3rd place gets like 500 carats less than first I only need to win 1(one) time and I'm good
>>534815047Why?
>>534815080Its always the mares that are the most badass.
>>534814568I picked my favorite because I'm not a faggot
>>534815014I want to molest her ears
wtf Equinox and Croix du Nord are Kitasan children?
>>534815020Maybe we do, maybe we don't. Go find out yourself by playing.
>>534815158who's that cute umamusume?
>>534815082Winning against all odd against strong international competition was already done with Special Week
>>534815278king halo is equinox's grandmother, even
>>534814874Until Happy Meek takes you
>>534814552I'd do it with Mcqueen. Love that ojou-sama pony
>>534815301looks like Mayano
>>534815287THE problem is Cyjews are too greedy and I cant get every single uma
>>534815080Was a stupid joke, but that is actually a pretty good story.
>>534814571We should euthanize you instead
>>534815068>Be a human woman>Have a blossoming love with another human male trainer>One night a shadow creeps behind you>"You bitch, keep your distance from him!" [crushes a metal pipe with a single hand]>At the lowest level of the pyramid, you're the weakest and have no chance at all against an Uma>Slowly start avoiding the male trainer now, it's for the best.
>>534815278>Croix du NordWe get 6 gorillion gems if he wins the l'Arc, please support him!
>>534815375>PonyThe horse she's based on was a beast.
>>534815338>GrandfatherI think it's better to use the correct sex when referring to the real horse.
>>534815080Imagine being outranked by a horse.
>>534815301the once called great king
>>534815234He didn't make Tokai Special cum that night
Can we ever get Happy Meek, she deserves a win...
>>534815020Dream Journey and Still in Love, both are pretty far away.
>bump limit
>image limit
>page 8
where the fuck is the new thread
>>534815158REEEEEEEEEEE SHES TRANS STOP TREATING HER LIKE YOUR GFFFFFF!!!!
>>534815458very pretty too. Grand-dam of Goldship iirc
this is the final uma thread
sorry but it had to be done
taishin belly flat smooth erotic
>>534815624WHERE'S THE FUCKING BAKER.
>>534812689>most likely your parents are assI want the game to become mainstream enough for this be a standard insult
>>534815587I'm gonna train her cousin, Sad Bratty
Bring me pictures of King Halo RIGHT NOW
>>534815649too bad she's pregnant with my child (white)
first image gets posted in new bread, I'll bake it no one else wants too
>>534815643you typed all of this out and not once it crossed your mind
>man pretending to be retarded is cringe
>>534815793Make it Spe please
>>534815487oh yeah, my bad, i got his gender confused for some reason
>>534814874>Kiryuin is a pal card >meaning you can date her and ntr every one of your umas on every runSome trainers don't deserve umas.
here is an image
( o )( o )
>>534815734>Sad BrattyTop Cun if you ignore her
>>534815793use the opera sticker
>>534815793>image limit hitit's over, there will be no new thread. this is the final /uma/ thread
>>534815793Make it the Spe Stare image.
>>534815809>cringezoomer retard
It was fun while it lasted tbqh
>>534815793I also support killing 7 billion people.
>>534816007not really
>6minute cd to bake a thread
>>534815694NO IT WORKED I CAN USE 4CHAN LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING AGAIN!!
>>534816154no one here is normal thoughbeit
>>534805643No character looks like this, freak.
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