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>>534815056

I'M IN
I'M IN
I'M IN

shenna won btw

PUT THE POCHIE IN THE BAG

First for gvrv

>The axe that wounds you makes you stronger.
- Kes, 2025

DUN NA NAA

>>534836936 (OP)
Pochie Tuesday!

Its not flippin up

>SHAN'T BE PLAYING ON SHITTLE SHEENA WOW
>SHAN'T BE PLAYING ON BIG BLACK COCK +
>SHAN'T BE PLAYING RETOILET
>SHAN'T BE PLAYING PAYMANE
SHAN BE WAITING FOR E-GOD DEVS TO FINISH WHAT THEY STARTED AND GIVE US THE LUDO KINO THAT SHALL SAVE THE V+ SCENE

say something nice about gummys new tbc server kael'thas

>>534837136
I bet Kes has a bigger dick than me desu

>>534837136
He didn't say that.

WAR ROOM STATUS?

>pochie...TWO!!

ONE MORE HOUR TILL HABBENING TIME
GET READY BROS

>>534837313
it was over fast

pochie monday...

>>534837313
it's online

>>534837313
it ended

>>534837313
It's online, apparently? Probably the only thing it has going for it.

Our family dog just died and Epoch is still not fucking playable.
Why do I have to suffer so much.

Did we just lose? This video could have been about pog if the servers were up

>>534837469
LOL get fucked epoogie

wrath

>>534837509
no1 cares about your dumb video

>>534837469
Sorry to hear that. We’ll delay the launch for another two weeks.

-Kaytotes

>>534837509
>76k views
it's over....

P..Pochiee…

vibe status?

If Project Epoch has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Project Epoch has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Project Epoch has only one fan then that is me. If Project Epoch has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Project Epoch, then I am against the world.

Post your face when you have an account registered and ready to go when the servers spin up

Where's pochie monday

>>534837509
>THE SERVER WAS PROMISED TO US 3000 YEARS AGO

>>534837720
FANTASTIC

>>534837509
>shenna paying whos to advertise the server
Why is she so desperate?
She has even bought Alex. fucking ALEX

AI slop DESTROYED the Pochie

>>534836936 (OP)
Requesting fat Night Elf or Drae slop ass

>>534837720
I'm sad the servers are still down so I'm going to boost my vibes waiting for Epoch by looking at female POV porn

Just took such a huge pochie that it took three flushes

>>534837469
Sorry man. Shit sucks. Hopefully you have WoW to play soon.

>>534799891
>more people are STILL joining cord
>line keeps going up
KAKEROOOOO

>>534837851

>>534837469
Too bad Kaytotes can't swap places with poor doggo...

>>534837035
trans jews never win

>>534837796
I know Alex gets a lot of shit, but he’s more mentally mature than 99% of people here, so I don’t have trouble believing that he was able to get over something that happened a literal decade ago lol.

>>534837851

>>534838035
doubters btfo

Playing on turtle? Think again.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

Intra is dev status now. But what of Jeremiah?

>>534837469
My cat died too, feels bad man

>>534838035
It has been plateaued for 3 days lol do you not know how to read a graph.

Epoggie...

>>534837771
>3630 in queue

>>534837469
Thanks, got what I needed from this

>>534837469
>>534838318
we are gonna make it brahs

any new developments after the weekend?

>0 updates
I guess either the server is dead in the water or they're waiting for turtle to release a few days later

ascensions BBC is actually growing on me. I'll drop it as epoch comes online of course but it's a lot better than first impressions. while it is p2w the retail elements dont really effect the leveling which is what i'm interested in. their worldforged item stuff is cool as well, feels nice to fight your way through a cave and get a cool item at the end of it.

i was hoping this would work with mana potions as well

>>534838304

>>534838289
crazy that the only Pserver that seems to actually make unique content - is also riddled with scammers and russo/chink syndicate ops

>>534838471
in about 1-3 hours as per usual

I was ready to ruin my life for this server

>>534838351
>Will never get to run the ulda raid

>>534837771

>>534838351
>no retard stuck in the nutty putty cave
>no saddam hussein
0/10, just like Epoch uptime.

>>534838318
Sorry to hear that.

>>534837509
>this is the classic+ server we were promised
>twow launched years ago
>sitll no one gives a fuck

People would rather wait for Epoch than play twow.
I'll play Ambershire as an Epoch waiting room. Watch your population take when it finally releases.
And no, I won't buy anything from your cash shop.
Shill elsewhere.

>>534838170
Come one Alex. Start making proper videos again. The Hardcore addon expose was your last KINO stuff. You have a talent but you keep being your worst enemy. Unironically make some classic+ '''ideas''' on youtube, spread them through a whole series, and you will end up one of the biggest names in wow scene in 2-3 years. No joke, Just get past your physical insecurities. No one truly cares about that, they simply because you care so much about it, allowing them to make fun of you. GL

>>534838429
He probably unironically gets off on dogs dying because he couldn't take the knot.

>>534838304
>we need a new dev
>shit, nobody wants to join our team, what do we do?
>uhhh just promote intra to dev on discord
holy fucking kek, it’s legit over lol

>>534837771
i have 5 accounts
should I post the user and pass for one here to help those without an account? there is no password reset thing so it would be a free for all account

>>534838529
From the stats alone the 300 trinket will be among the pre-raid bis list of some classes, it would be ridiculous if on top of that it also worked on mana pots.

>>534838817
thats some serious mental gymnastics just to spin this in a bad way lol

>>534838817
intra will save pochie mark my words

>>534837771

Is it up…?

You guys were saying it would be today

>>534838714
Lol that fucking idiot's corpse is still rotting there. He died in a part of the cave called the Birth Canal. Lol Ross has a dead Mormon retard in his womb haha.

We don't need a solid infra foundation
We don't need Linux servers
We don't proper stresstests
We don't need to store the account info and passwords in anything other than plaintext

We just need to play more with the assets and vibescript some more maps together!

pochie wednesday mark my words

>can't be bothered to write two lines to update people

>>534839020
couple of hours

Pochie update in 3 hours!

Why didn't they host multiple public stress tests to solve these server issues before it launched?

>>534837851

>>534839020
2 more hours till the usual time anon, is this your first day?

Everyone smell your hand right now and report honestly.

>we decided to take the weekend off
>you know what, all of monday is gone too
Shenna might be a woman, but these devs sure know how to act exactly like a woman. They are too emotional and irrational.

>>534839203
You said that 2 hours ago

QUICK! VIBECOBE A NEW CAPITAL CITY ASAP SO WE CAN MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

>>534837469
They're in a better place now.

>>534839160
We were expecting 2000 players top, maaaybe up to 3-4k during launch

>>534838529
You didn't even show off 300 one. What if The Magnum Opus is some sort of prof quest crazy reward?

Limit Pochie to only Europe with a white list for only Whites who post blue eyes, and launch it.

>>534839219
smelling poopy kaka

so when is Project Peepoop coming out? I would like to play it, but devs are MIA and the discord is closed.... what is going on here?

>>534837851

>>534839227
Even worse than women, they are TROONS.
They get bursts of hormonal rage due to irregularities in absorption of their meds.

>>534839219
can't I'm edging rn

>>534839219
cum

>>534838553
>Epoch
>BBC+
>Wallcraft
>Duskhaven
>Azeroth at War
>Blizz WotLK+
all coming within the next year.
It’s time for people to stop acting like there are no Classic+ options. If anything we literally have too many in the oven at once.

Bring the fucking server up before I download Turtle!

>>534839083
Relax, he's rewriting it over and over trying to phrase it in a way that won't immediately get clowned on

>>534839305
the stamina is nice but man that's a lot of spirit that I don't need

>>534839305
I will wear this trinket as rogue.

>>534839219
It smells like cum because I was looking at girlcock a minute ago

>>534838529
>i was hoping
me too. oh well, time to go back to turtle.

>>534838950
It’s really not though lol. The people remaining on the team are not talented enough to fix this by themselves. They NEED a new core dev.

ITS UP
>IM IN
ITS UP
>IM IN
ITS UP
>IM IN

>>534839601
In a mans ass maybe

>>534839601

>>534838553
what scammers? have you been scammed? if so, please tell us how to avoid a similar fate.

>>534839202
Finna goon

>pochie monday
>pochie monday
>pochie monday
>its finally monday
>literally nothing
>last updates on anything were still 2d ago

>It really was that easy to get the browns and troons to expose themselves
Damn, I'm like a mind hacker.

I hope at least one member of the project commits suicide and mentions this failure in the note.

POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY
POCHIE MONDAY
>POCHIE MONDAY

curious, how much do you think that epoch status fag is receiving for putting up the turtle banner?

Close gneral chat. Thank

p-pochie...*sigh* tuesday?

>>534839696
I'm a brown troon

>>534839738
an infinite supply of poggie tears

>>534839738
probably a couple hundred rupees

Lock it. let em bitch on twow

>>534839691
its still monday for several hours!
belive!

>>534839738
Most likely none because there are only ~20 people total still paying attention to it lmao.

>>534837796
>She has even bought Alex. fucking ALEX
you're literally beyond retarded. alex's last turdle streams were 2 years go, to a whopping 200 youtube viewers. then he did his typical disappearing trick and was shilling for epoch ever since, up until like 3 months ago. explain how shenna bought alex. please, i dare you try.

>>534839738
doubt its more than a few tuuto coins per day

>>534839738
If it diverts spazz retards away from Epoch im happy he put it there

>>534839083
I've said this at least once every other day since the first release
They don't know what the fuck they're doing, that's why there is no ETA.

At least at release they were just incompetent.
Now they're incompetent and trying to gaslight everyone whenever they fuck up.

>>534839805
Pochie Monday!*
*first monday of January

UPDATE for stormforge

>>534839930
> At least at release they were just incompetent.
Now they're incompetent and trying to gaslight everyone whenever they fuck up.
Couldn’t have said it better.

>>534839738
nigger they did that for free because they are now trying to blame the community for oversubscribing their launch and pretending all they ever wanted was a couple of raid teams and a few hundred players max.

God I hate Alex orbiters so much.
Can you shut the fuck up about your virtual boyfriend already?

>'Congrats intra, you're getting a bump'
>'Your first task as a dev is to tell everyone we're delaying the launch for 2 more months'

It's not over until the date rolls over. Tonight's the night.

Level 17 hunter

>>534840078
>the date rolls over
in which timezone?

>>534840015
Have they started selling DST in the cash shop?

>>534840059
>'No don't wory, just pick any random fucking day you want'

>>534840054
God I hate Epoch orbiters so much.
Can you shut up about your imaginary server already?

>>534840015
Too bad the server is dead.

It's not tuesday yet... Pochie... monday...

>>534840059
that's fine i'll wait

IM IN whitemane's loli cunny

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

it's not happening, is it?

>>534840078
I believe you Aizen

Ambershire is an RP server btw

Meaning if you disturb RP'ers, have an unfitting WoW lore name, or leave my dungeon group when I'm monologueing for ten minutes in front of every Wailing Cavern boss about VENGEANCE and RETRIBUTION you WILL get reported, blacklisted and banned.

I don't need you SoD poopsockers on my ROLEPLAY server, kindly FUCK OFF

>>534840151
gmt

>>534840259
trust the fuarking plan

>>534840259
if they could unfuck it in a day they would have done it friday

Maybe they meant a long weekend off, fri to mon inclusive.

Pochie Tuesday!

im losing hope for poochie mondy right now
might not even get an update mondy
not even a poll mondy
no signs of life..
nothing.
bros..
...

>>534840190
Because it’s practically finished lmao.
The final patch is hitting soon.

>>534840279
>pve
dont worry im not touching that shit

>>534840279
>leave my dungeon group when I'm monologueing for ten minutes in front of every Wailing Cavern boss about VENGEANCE and RETRIBUTION you WILL get reported, blacklisted and banned.
Based. Making an account there right now.

>hear about the Pochie Monday fiasco
>completely lose interest in Pochieposters

This server is never coming out. Stop coping and come play Tel’Abim.

>>534840279
Pull or we finna mass report you, unc

Don't worry, Kaytotes. You can let the invasive thoughts win. Swallow a fistful of sleeping pills and down it with some everclear. You'll drift away from this mortal coil peacefully. You've earned a rest, cowboy.

>>534839380
>Blizz WotLK+
What's that?

>>534840441
when you fix the wpvp and add gnome priests

Where is this Pochie Monday already...

>>534840259
>spend the whole weekend trying to find a new dev
>nobody wants to join
>resort to a paper promotion
Yes. It’s over.

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT

I-I pochied in my sleep...

>>534840164
lmao, took the words out of my mouth. but since we're on the topic of minor ecelebs, these epoop mouth breathers have picrel as their leader. his jewtube channel is literally called "Muzzy."

>>534840551
its on monday

Epoch is an RP server been roleplaying it exists for over 2 weeks now

>>534840578
you sure have a lot of free time

The Monday Relaunch... it petered out.

>>534840507
Blizzard is currently testing “Classic+ in China using Wrath as a base. Project name is “Titan Reforged”.

I like to visit these threads.
I get a update and a reminder to stay the hell away from the pick me turtle players.

EPOCH DIES TONIGHT! EPOCH DIES TONIGHT! EPOCH DIES TONIGHT!

thinking about eating a handful of xanax and force a sleepie. maybe its ready when i wake up

>>534839380
Duckheaven has been "coming within the next year" for years at this point

>>534840279
What are you talking about? Nordanaar is labeled RP-Pve as well, and people have non-rp names left and right.

>>534839875
ok Shenna, at least I hope your cheated money was worth it. It could not be too hard to purchase his loyality but it is still insane you would go for that. Was that just ego thing? You wanted him to bow before you or what?

>>534840701
>_____ ____
>classic

>>534840676
what does that mean?

>>534840701
What are the odds we'll get this in the west?

>>534840630
ITS REAL ITS REAL EPOCH IS REAL

Epoch monday ... whatever happened there?

>>534840680
it died on the vine

pochie pochie pochie
yea yea yea!!

turtle turtle turtle
no no no!!

This is all just a bad dream.

>>534840680
It DIED ON DA VINE.

honestly feels like the project is just going to collapse lol

>>534840441
>play Tel’Abim
i'm playing Tel'Abim and having a blast

>>534840810
it's Epoch tuesday now

POCHIE TUESDAY NIGGAS

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

Noooooo Kaytotes don't kill yourself ur so pregnant haha

I respect Shenna and Crogge.

I respect the hustle.

THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKA
GO BACK TO AMBERSHIRE

Family emergency weekend!
Mental health break mondy!
Pochie tussy!

>>534840885
the fuck is wrong with your ui nigga? And is Tel'abim really so cooked that they have to offer gold for healing ZG runs?

This is just their way. We know they are bad at timely communication, so why expect anything different. The update will happen when it happens! Monday, Tuesday, when-fricking-ever

i will not be playing turtleslop tel'aviv
i WILL be playing turtleslop freshie and i will pull an all nighter to level my orcie rogue to 30 before heading to gank warmoders in elwynn and redridge, and i WILL do this for a week until i get bored

>>534841047
Wtf, the Sha of Iran became a house and called me a cocksucka?
Whateva happened there.

>>534841047
18 years waiting for the Poch.

I compromised.

I played on Ambershire instead.

>>534841127
It'll be out when it's out!

>whatever happened to Nostalrius? the strong, silent type. That, was a pserver.

Pochie status?

>>534841127
Stop being reasonable, i want release now.

16 MINUTES TILL THE ANNOUNCEMENT

>>534840785
your little conspiracy theory doesn't go at all with reality. he is still saying positive, albeit realistic, things about epoop. you think shenna paid him to do... nothing? you're fucking retarded.

>>534841178
>orc
>rogue
How brown are you?

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>>534841209
I wanted to ERP, but I compromised. I jacked off to AI sloppa.

>>534841178
>warmoders after the warmode nerf
are you retarded

Bros, I'm feeling hopeful...
Could this be the pochie night?!

We need to calm these animes down, they aare going to trash the place

>>534839512
lmao... no you won't. want to bet 1 million dollars?

Kaytotes [EPOG]
@everyone

We now believe the realms are ready to relaunch.

Tonight IS the night of nights, the pochie night

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

>>534840770
No, it was shelved for a couple years after their botched launch while they worked on improving their core to be able to handle more than 2k online. They made it clear it would take time to fix.

Epoch could probably learn from their tram desu.

>>534841291
Alex, just stop acting silly. No need to defend yourself on 4kikes.

>>534841416
what nerf???

>"ANON LOOK THE SERVER IS UP!"

>>534841618
>radio silence for the next 24 hours

>>534841618
They always were

>>534839738
probably like $200

>>534841725
only gives 5% exp now

What happened to the tracker?

POCHIE THURSDAY

>>534841291
Alex is always going in a circle. He's currently in his "improvement" phase and in a few months he'll be back in full schizo mode grinding and shitposting 24/7. Rinse and repeat.

>>534841832
https://project-epoch-status.com/

>>534841832
it -acked, here's the new one https://project-epoch-status.com/

Your Majesty, where the hell is Project Epoch?

>>534841889
>>534841926
where's the turtle wow advertisement

>>534841832
what happened to the discord? what happened to the devs?

>/epog/gers in full damage control and denial like /biz/ schizos
2 MORE WEEKS

>>534841926
This one better anyway

>>534841828
ummm, source?

>>534841984

EREDUN YOU FUCKING NIGGER WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOU WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU

>grandma starves to death because youre too busy trying to keep the server up
KEK

New update is gonna be "Intra is taking over for Magic, it's gonna take a couple of days to make sure the server is ready for launch". Bet

>downs finasteride with beer
>servers still down
Yup, it's shitposting time.

>>534841984
2 more weeks. they are creating new zones.

>>534841926
>new one
That's literally the first one that was made.

>>534842159

You're tripping bro, clam down

what if there's just no announcement at all

p..pochiee..

besides the new content messing up, the server ran fine tho. 5000 peeps without slowdown or something?

>still no update

>Thanks, I got what I needed
This should be Kaytotes' suicide note.

>>534842193
If Epoch doesn't come out tonight I'm going go start smoking meth and when I inevitably sudoku ill make sure to leave a suicide note behind with Gaytotes name on it

>>534842283
that confirmes that the release is so close that it's not necessary

>grandma: 6 feet under
>server uptime total: 6 hours

>>534842295
i genuinely dont know why they dont just let 5000+queue play, just fix the retarded stairs and let us in

>>534842295
im sure there are still plenty of undiscovered crashes and bugs that require downtime of hours or more. but the main issues now seem to be personnel related.

>>534841103
totally normal in a healthy classic server

>>534842283
the update will be released after an epoch has passed

>>534842193
Why are zoomers so insecure about losing hair?

>down a bottle of sleeping pills
>that did the trick
>dies

UPPY TIME SOON, GET YOUR PENISES READY

Should i close my epoch tab and remain to private general tab or not?
I want to make a fucking choice already, 1 tab alive only
Fuck 2 tabs cucks, hope your genes die

>>534842537
too much avacado toast

>>534842460
You'll don't deserve to play!

there's not much of pochie monday left...

>>534842537
zoomer men are basically women.

>>534842631
What is wrong with you?

Remember in the q and a that kaytotes said they had great communication. Given his standard for great communication and the fact that he hates his users, I would be shocked if we get an update this entire week.


You are full on delusional if you look at everything happening to this private server and think it will be playable by the end of the year. I would bet it’s never playable

>>534842460
If you load up the current patch locally on that sandbox client you can see the stairs are fixed. I think they just had a melty/wanted to make sure nothing that egregious was happening elsewhere.

>>534842631
anon, what the fuck are you even talking about

>>534842053
ummm.... here you go:
https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=20766

>>534842631

>>534842537
Porn exposure has made them spiritually women

I'm just gonna go jack it to Futa Draeneis.

>>534842679
isn't there like 3 or 4 hours of monday left in german time? And even more for bongs?

>>534840680
20 years waiting for corecraft, not a fucking peep

>>534842496
Could be hours of work which will take weeks to fix because the devs are a bunch of zoomers who need mental health breaks, and can’t handle any criticism.

>>534841291
>people who get to the barrens and quit before Wailing Caverns
kek
why are people like this actually so common?

>>534842438
lmao... the servers have not been up for 6 hours in total over the last 2 weeks.

>>534842713
>great at communication
>is more banhappy than 4chan jannies
>locked discord many times
>doesnt post updates anywhere outside of their discord
>updates are always a long wait and uneventful information
The ego on this dude is insane. Are we sure this isn't a PiRatsoftware server?

>>534842878
kaytroon time zone have 4 hours left

>>534842748
its over

>>534842713
>Remember in the q and a that kaytotes said they had great communication.
internally. they had great communication internally.

>>534842526
it has already been pointed out to you that you are retarded. horde has long queues because it is the pvp faction. are you stupid or something?

I just came to futa on male porn while imagining Kes was fucking me in the ass calling me a chud, Epoch has ruined me

>gaytotes croaked and begged someone at turtle to help his failed project
KEKAROOOOO

>>534843071
what's over?

>>534843207
are you genuinely retarded

>>534843207
He's the new fall guy. More grandmas will tumble.

>>534843207
He's been on the team for years

>>534843201
it's just a wow server man

>>534843394
we're past that point

Am I a fool... for holding out hope...?

What were Magic's grandma's final words?

>>534843207
>>gaytotes croaked and begged someone at turtle to help his failed project
>he doesnt know that kaytotes has too been commenting on turtle's reddit and discord for several years now.

>>534843450
ambershi- ACK

i don't think it's happening tonight fellas

Idiots!

anywhere I can read more about the turtle launcher being a keylogger etc.?

>>534843450
pochi frida-

COME OUT ALREADY

POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534843113
it isn't even about the queues, look at the amount of people doing pvp in a server with 11k players

grandma status?

>>534843450
AMBIE HYPE, AMBIE HYPE!!

reminder to not ddos epoch servers since digitalocean charges it's users based on bandwidth overages

I've been watching all of this for a while now, and it's pretty heartbreaking seeing how people are treating the Devs. They're working bloody hard, and it's a free game. They have lives too, and there's medical matters they need to attend to.
Please show some empathy - these are real people with a passion who's doing something to provide us all with a game to play.
Things happen, and we'll be able to play when we can play. They don't have the monetal backing of Blizzard but are going to put out something that Blizzard aren't imaginative to do so. They're listening to their community. When it happens, it happens.

TLDR, please have some empathy and support them as they're working hard and have lives too.

>>534843774
magic killed his grandma

>>534843819
>They're listening to their community
>discord locked for days

POCHIE NEVER.

POCHIE DEAD???!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>534843626
Please don't play on Ambershire. You are not wanted. While I am excited to share my excitement for a legitimate Classic+ Fresh with /wowcg/ refugees (66% of this thread), I do not want you bringing your cancerous ways to my server.

chris metzen

>pochie cultists aren't even looking forward to the release anymore, they're genuinely hyped up for just a crumb of communication from the devs (i.e. copy pasted chatgpt paragraph with excuses)

>>534843819
>the devs
they aren't developers, obviously. except ulmetrs

The grandma vibes are immaculate, just let them cook.

>>534843315

>>534844006
the edging is immaculate

>>534842834
https://files.catbox.moe/gd47l7.png
based

>>534843954
didnt ask, tranny

>>534844006
people just really REALLY want classic+ experience

>>534843819
if you can't handle the heat...

>>534841683
Bejitabro btw

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>>534843819
fuck off magic, too late to regret burning bridges

>>534844006
still a better experience than other servers offer

comfy

>>534843207
half of the devs are also on turtle discord. there's nothing surprising about this it was the only classic+ for years

>>534844187
Can't believe I watched this entire shit show.

>>534844238
looks like SHIT

>>534844247
>he doesn't know about Vanilla+

>>534844238
comfy...

someone link the sissydin soloing sratholem on troondle video pls

>>534844161
no, that can't be it. a triple-A quality classic+ already exists, so people who REALLY want that are playing it instead of edging to a theorycraft version of that same type of server on 4chan.

>>534844238
something doesnt look right

p..Pochie...!

"Its free its a small indie group" Okay last I checked though any random person in the group could write out 3-4 sentences in 30 seconds to at least remind people the project exists

>>534844321
Never have, never will, only jacking off to the small dragon with head-sized tits

I just swiped my cc for blizzard
It's over

>>534844238
>more wrath assets

maybe turtletrannies were right...

>>534843759
Nobody likes BGs. Theyre for edgelords. This is a PvE server remember.

KES IS TYPING

Pochie... monday... please...!!!

only 12 more hours before the update of the update before the update

>>534843207
>massive launch issues day 1
>suddenly shenna or a friend in their intimate discord joins the troubled server
>now the server works, but with a cash shop
>the original devs have no power over the monetization of the server anymore.
and again it happened.

>>534844238
Stormwind could destroy that entire boat with 1 fire mage on a raft.

>>534844402
You are right, it was missing the dancing femgnome.

On what server do 7% white world population does people play?

>>534844549
I'm pretty sure that dude is part of the design team who ports/remakes the assets.

>>534842283
nobody said there will be any tbqh

>>534844572
retail

>>534844572
Yes

>>534844572
>on what durrr do durr does play durrrfff

Fuck off retard. It's enough that you are flooding our countries.

>>534844572
Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>534841291
There are plenty of servers that actually launched with 10k. No I wont be naming them.

Do we keep making threads if they come out and say the server is another month out or being delayed indefinitely?

>>534843201
oddly specific

POCHIE TUESDAY POCHIE TUESDAY POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534844402
Theyre using wrath assets which isnt the spirit of vanilla. Thats why everyone thinks it looks good.

>>534844741

>>534844741
>
thats when we transition to ambieshire general

>white world population does people play

>>534844741
These generals are unmodded because janitors and mods are scared of disturbing the wasps nest. If you can't point to an active server that has gameplay then it shouldn't have it's own general and can merge with /wow/ general. It's just shitposting central at the moment.

>>534844563
Why do you think its a level 17-20 dungeon and not a level 60 one? Because its a low scale threat, objectively speaking.

last communication from the devs was 2 days, 19 hours, 29 minutes ago

>>534844741
you can if you want but shitposts can only be recycled so many times

>>534844865
already exists in /vm/ though

>>534845094
Fair enough.

I miss the wipe/no wipe discourse

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>>534845272
none of this would have happened if wipe won the vote

>>534845117
the limits have yet to be reached... i mean... a little while ago people were arguing about the proper use of wood saws here

>>534845327
tranny

nigger i just got home you're telling me it's still not up?

>>534845272
it's going to be hard to top the smug wipeniggers getting absolutely btfo'd

It's over. It's time to move on.

>>534845381
>nooooo my level 15
SAD!

>>534845390
Radio silence

>>534844485
we don't use the t word here

>>534845421
yea them fucking up the prune was so much better.

Magic's grandma (male)

>>534845272
if they wiped, they wouldn't have needed 3 additional days to prune and the servers would be live right now and magic would still be a part of the team

>>534843819
>empathy
>from 4chins cunts
lmao, don't do it, don't ask for miracles. This place is a toilet and should be treated as such.

>>534845272
i'm sad that the fallout from having all legitimately gathered resources be turned into grays was cut short just because the servers were never stable for long enough.
People had half their bank filled with herbs, ores and skins ready to go for alt characters and now it was turned into 5 silvers worth of vendor trash

See you in 2026

i hope everyone involved with project epoch dies

things are habbening at gibhub

>>534845421
dont worry there will be another vote because of everyone getting a few steps ahead of the dwarfes

they are STILL not giving us any updates on the server WHAT THE FUCK

>>534845487
That can mean only one thing..

le grandma poisoner

We staying F R E S H or going crusty bros?

>>534845803
ulmetrs hasn't randomly appeared to fix everything for them. so we're both waiting on ulmetrs.

>>534845638
I have sympathy for kes, not for magic though.

>>534845708
>WE NEED A NEW WIPE, I'M FEW STEPS BEHIND

fellas I'm starting to question the state of the vibes....

UNAVOIDABLE ORBITAL TRUTH STRIKE

(CANNOT BE COUNTERED OR ARGUED AGAINST):

If your final and hardest boss isn't Arthas, your server is trash, a joke and NOT Warcraft. This applies to retail, classic, and custom servers.

That is all.

>>534845327
if course it would, all this shit is because of the new starting zones

>>534845915
gvrv is fres
kekzan is crusty mold

>>534845921
Did this chud ever come back to make new art

kaytotes was seen leaving a nursing home last week.

>>534846032
a real kino classic+ server would remove undead from Horde and make the scourge a playable faction

>>534846032
But WotLK final and harder boss is Whatshisname, the Ruby Sanctum dragon.

It's not even real

>>534846093
two went in... one came out...

I feel like Magic will just quietly come back after he's done having his mental crisis.

>>534846190
non-canon filler slop to buy time and connect to cataclysm

>>534845698

That was yesterday you dumb fuckin retard

>>534846032
>wc3
>arthas and nerzhul: NOW WE ARE ONE
>wotlk aka ______ ____
>ACHTUALLY IT'S JUST ARTHAS BECAUSE HE'S A MORE POPULAR CHARACTER, GO READ THE SHITTY TIE IN BOOK THAT TOTALLY JUSTIFIES THIS
>ALSO NOW HE SOUNDS LIEK A DOCTRO CLAW RIP OFF BECAUSE HE JUST DOES OKAY

what should I jerk off to

i thought faggots in programmer socks were supposed to be good at coding, you niggers lied to me.

wtf an epochie just flew over my house. Did anyone else feel a disturbance?

>>534846190
I didn't say anything about WoTLK

>>534846305
no it wasnt

>>534846276
It's OK to be wrong, Anon. Just don't pretend you played WotLK.

>>534846270
not a single person would welcome someone back that backstabbed and then publicly shamed them, are you insane?

>>534846329
>>534845921

>>534846270
I think kaytotes was the one sending him death threats.

>>534846329
https://www.asmr.one/work/RJ01279776?path=%5B%2203_SE%E3%81%AA%E3%81%97%22,%2202_wav%22%5D#work-tree

Dead pool, place your bets on who from the project will commit suicide first.

>>534846407
what was the backstab and shame?

>>534846305
>1h ago
>yesterday

>>534846407
I thought that was the CM?

>>534846329
your imagination and memories, it's much better than porn for your brain.

>>534846149
speaking of brains, this brainrotted faggot wants to play as a mindless zombie

>>534846403
He never said anything about WOTLK

>>534846305
nonny....

>>534846149
Is it even possible to mod the game to this extent?

after 2 weeks of shitposting, im now bullish on 'poch
shit's gonna stealth drop on the 17th, not to cuck turtle, but to separate the wheat from the chaff
i am SO READY 'pochheads

>>534846407
It was Inex (CM) that started to shittalk them, not Magic (dev)

>>534846149
the world is too small for a third faction

>>534846479
He's an poojet shill sent here by shenna, please understand

>>534846474
Hearsay is magic pushed a few changes after they finished testing everything else and that's what fucked up anvilmar

>>534846740
Obviously, yes.

>i am mad because someone has more gold than me but i don't wanna lose my level 8 character so i will vote for the option that will take the most work out of these stupid ass devs
>they said they already prunned them but i don't believe them yet surely they will do it right now
prunedads are the reason why nigger porn exists

>>534846149
i do think the idea of more playable factions is interesting but how would it function?, would it just be a third faction or would they have something that makes them unique?

>>534846740
it will be, in Unreal Engine 5 :):):)):)):):)

>>534846032
Gets mogged by the Thunder King

>>534846864
sources?

>>534846389
>>534846670
>"I'm merely pretending to be retarded"
OK retard.

>>534846407
magic didn't shit talk them, he said they'd be fine without him and left becasue the community made him depressed and scared for his life.
he no longer wants to mod wow and he misses his grandmother.
Inex is kinda a nigger for how he treated this poor kid who just lost his gram gram no cap, but i think people are faking leaks becasue they're bored.

>>534844384
>a triple-A quality classic+ already exists
lol, lmao even

Pochie monday!!!

>>534846930
I'd rather have no server than an unfair server. Yeah I said it.

>>534846930
they did prune them and every single other player as well

>>534846829
remember to ALWAYS check the time in mumbai whenever you think a post stinks

>>534846829

>>534847054
Why are these retards still giving estimates after 2 weeks of nonsense

>>534846758
>17th
1.18 drops on the 15th, they have 4 fucking days

>>534847010
>having Arthas in a custom private server means putting WoTLK, in its entirety, on the server
yeah, I'm the retard

>>534846952
>>534846149
>>534846740
just add "factionless"/"neutral", being able to leave your faction at any time, we already even have neutral settlements where those players could stay

>>534847054
The CMs dont know anything about the project at all. Theyre purely discord janitors.

>>534847054
true or not why do they keep letting the CMs say such stupid shit

they'd be better off without them, especially since those tards can't handle moderating a single channel

How do we go from "a couple days" to almost a week later?

Time for sleepy.
See you tomorrow in game!

Kaytotes staring at the wall of his room in his mother's apartment, sitting in the darkness as he tries to listen to Mad World by Tears for Fears to drown out the sound of African men giving his mom the Eiffel Tower treatment.

HOLY SHIT, KES JUST MADE AN ANOUNCMENET

>Kes:"im joining inex and magic in leaving the epoch projekt, just wanted to give heads that my departure has nothing to do with the server. The gender confusion didnt help but the tiping point came from the endless spam of pregnant seemlingly african men dm´ed to me by the unoficial gurubashi pvp.The deep feeling of disgust suddenly turned to be arousement and in need to discover myself and my new sexuality I need to sail in search for new horizons.

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>blacked fantasies
Favorite race/class?

>>534846930
>>level 8
more like lvl 4, pruning was the pure envy option, instead of everyone starting over they wanted the people that is ahead of themselves starting over.

>>534847010
learn to read

>she had hope for pochie monday

>>534847410
>Eiffel Tower treatment.
whhat

>>534847492
Undead paladin

more cute anime girl pochie posting type shit

Bronzebeard won.

>>534847492
male ret paladin

OH NONONONO EPOCHBROS

>>534846817
Make them a pvp faction, they gain xp by killing the other 2. If they die they resurrect in a different spot in the same zone after a while to avoid camping on both sides.
Add the same diminishing returns to xp honor has

>>534847436
my god, do you not have at least a little bit of creativity in you? why is it always gays, black people, and trannies? can't you come up with anything original? please give us something new and interesting

>>534847563
no, i was a pochie tuesday believer from the beginning!!

>>534847651
?

I won’t lie guys my enthusiasm is slowly draining.

out of spite
im no longer waiting for poochie
i will now become a wallcraft shill
goodbye friends

>>534847664
like LoTRO monster mode then? could be cool

>>534847749
Based

>>534846985
Some guy inside Kes

>>534847723
thats a bot

>>534847054
>>534847183
They might as well leave the discord locked down and just give out updates. The CMs right now are utterly worthless. A lot of the problems people are having with the server stems from the CMs being unable to shut the fuck up and not give proper information.

>>534840279
I hate WoW PvP with a passion but RP server without sounds retarded. How do I roleplay being around green skin niggers while I'm running my dungeons when we're supposed to be at war?

>>534847780
wallcraft has this

snoooooooore
pochichichichi
snooooooooooooore
pochichichi
snoooooooore
pochichichi....

>>534847664
they should be a mercenary faction that helps the underdogs to help prevent the smaller factions from dying out.

>>534847740
I'm surprised you still had any left after two weeks.

>VOTE
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaRQYvg3
>VOTE
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaRQYvg3
>VOTE
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaRQYvg3
>VOTE
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaRQYvg3

Just woke up, pochie status????

>>534848084
over

>>534848084
pochi transitioned...

>>534847085
the prune was a blunder, like everybody with a brain knew it would be
Turned everyone copper into rough stones, didn't remove blues, silver bars and other stuff.
Anyone that saw it coming and bough white weapons from a vendor to resell them is safe

>>534847886
they can't give proper information because they're not part of the staff, they're just regular users empowered to janny on kaytote's behalf. for some reason he intentionally leaves them in the dark and refuses to keep them up to date.

I WILL NEVER DOUBT KAYTOTES OR EPOCH

>>534847191
Pls respect the devs. They only give "updates" on their Shitcord, instead of updating the Homepage or creating a Forum. They bought the Homepage on Fiverr for $5 and never update it.

See you on Turtle :3

>>534848084
pfff
go back to bed sis

You people are sick. You need help. It's not your fault.

>>534848164
uhh no the devs who have never lied about anything said it would be simple and they easily accounted for all edge cases

>>534847932
p......p.....pochie......huu huu....

>>534837771
I wanted to play with 3 friends of mine
2 of them took vacation for the launch and got so upset they do not want to play it anymore

>>534847664
I still think the world is too small for that. Would they start at level one and have to level to 60? How would they raid and run dungeons?

>>534848260
:( plz dont be sad

>>534838828
having a /epog/ account would be pretty funny desu

>>534848274
>took vacation for the launch
only retards do this
sorry your friends are retards.

>>534848274
your TIME doesn't have a COST, CHUDDI

>>534846952
they start off neutral with alliance/horde (different races have different values to different factions, like furlbogs might have a higher value with Darnassus/Thunder Bluff but start off as 0/3000 Neutral with everyone else) and you basically "join" a faction by grinding rep, play your cards right and you can possibly remain in decent standing with both sides, you can only become exalted by going to war with one side though

>>534837771
i was going to play with my friend and he took pto and didn't go to an event to play.
i think he's one of the people who sent death threats.
i'm not sure i want to play solo and i know for a fact he'll blow his top if i mention epoch and go on a rant about how they're niggers and probably send more death threats. feeling kinda sad ngl.

I bet you Kesfags didn't see this one coming

>>534848274
>taking time off for an MMO launch
>taking time off for an amateur private server MMO launch
Even before we knew just how retarded the Epoch team is I could've told them that's a bad idea. It was always going to be a shitshow.

>>534837771

>Ambershire is an RP sewvew btw

>Meanying if you distuwb WP'ews, have an unfitting WoW wowe nyame, ow *whispers to self* weave my dungeon gwoup w-w-when I'm monyowogueing fow ten minyutes in fwont of evewy Wailing Cavewn *twerks* boss about VENGEANCE and WETWIBUTION you WIWW get wepowted, blacklisted and bannyed.

>I don't nyeed you SoD poopsockews on my WOWEPWAY sewvew, kindwy FUCK OFF

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>>534848274
>>534848546
You faggots associate with fucking psychopaths

I could have been running scholo/strath with my pochie pals by now....

>>534848438
we did the same for classic is was amazing honestly.

less than a week till we go home to Amber
my wallet is ready so expect some posture checks!

>>534848598
that's the jew janny though

>>534848667
nah he's a cool dude, he just feels like his time was wasted.

>>534848598
>female lesbian toon
>join the legion
yep, it's nu vegas time!

>>534837771
I have 2 accounts, I'll gift the other one to somebody if the server actually launches.
PM me !raffle

WHERE the FUCK is that fag Eredun!?!?

>>534848598
no one cares what the janny is doing while they locked the discord nothing for him to clean up.

>>534844852
>Theyre using wrath assets which isnt the spirit of vanilla.
everything through Cata is Classic though. don't be a niller

>>534848884
PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS

>>534848647
You're creating scenarios in your head to be upset about when theres perfectly valid reasons to dislike the server

>>534848860
Cudironically b-based desu

I guess in europe the weekend includes monday.

>>534845079
fuck that, no one wants these freaks in their general. soon enough (this weekend) /wpsg/ anons will get bored with making fun of the /cg/ tourists and everything will go back to normal.

>>534849054
They never said they would turn it on monday. They just said they were taking a break until then.

>>534849141
they said they'd turn it on in couple of days.

>>534849054
at least someone has been mergin shit so it's not 100% downtime at least

>>534847887
By insulting them non-stop. Banter is a lost art unfortunately.

>>534845272
this is one of the most pathetic things i have ever read on the internet.

>>534849103
This weekend it'll transition (much like the anons here) into the turtle server general

>>534847887
I know how to roleplay around that

>>534849141
I'm pretty sure they're back their jobs but I was expecting at least an vague update

'Totes probably doesn't wanna announce anything until they finalize and fix more things.

>>534843819
this is bait you fucking newfags.

>>534849278
how did you find this website
did you see a little chuddie reference it on xitter

>>534849254
banters is either one of two things talk to niggers who are too sensitive or a retard whose only insult is you're brown.

going napy now and when I waky I'll play pochi

>>534848651
Lull...?

>>534848651
gurupochie......

>>534847042
yes, i know this is a foreign concept to some of the mongoloids in this thread.

>>534849350
watch them release a timely update right at 23:59 like last time
>b-but anon it says...
mongolian +2 timezone

>>534849363
he's got to walk back the couple of days post then. he's still keeping people in fucking suspense by not comming out and saying.
>HEY WE WERE WRONG

>>534849485
i cant sleep anymore its physically impossible
i sleep 16 hours a day waiting for pochie

>>534849605
There could still be an announcement, we'll have to see.

POCHIE!

>>534849645
I envy you i only sleep 8 hours a day and am tired all the time.

P-pochie
*coughs blood*

Log in Bronzebeard.

vibes?

>>534849605
>>534849673
He won't say anything, I'm afraid. He wants a stealth launch remember.

>>534849801
Now THIS is what Classic+ is all about!

Pochi thursday?

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

I believe in pochie tussy

>>534849605
Kaytotes would rather ride a sandpaper dildo than admit he was wrong about something

>>534839672
you just avoid their servers if you don't want to have a miner in client

>>534846817
>the world is too small for a third faction
no, it's not. an having 3 factions is the only way to have viable faction vs. faction pvp in an MMO, btw.
this has been proven via gaming science:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Age_of_Camelot
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_Online:_Age_of_Reckoning

>>534848274
>>534848438
>>534848631
a friend of mine took 1 day off too
to be fair we never experienced a private server launch

>>534849801
sorry this is Vwvall zone.

>>534849801
vanilla with those mounts. what's the point?

so what is the deal with all the tranime posting anyway i thought most people playing wow private servers at this point would just be old boomer gamers

>>534850032
Warhammer had 3?

>>534848631
>>534848438
my friend played on nost took 2 weeks off, convinced me to take 3 days off.
by the 2nd day he apologized to me and he's been offline for the last 10 days i'm getting worried.

be honest pochie sisters. how many of you are actually LGBTQ

>>534850142
Skaven

>>534850142
2 in their mmo
nta

>>534850126
newfags don't know this but most of wpsg prenost was anime posting.

none of y'all realize it's over either way even if they launch a week, a month or couple months from now?
if they can't handle a simple launch, lie and deceive, put up drama while their devs quit left and right... an environment like this has no future and y'all still don't get it

>>534850032
yes it is, you would need to fit third faction outposts in a lot of zones which already feel too small, then you need a capital or two, as well as flight paths and quests etc

>>534850027
lmao... yea okay. my system resources look fine. no way they are running a background miner. nice try though, for a more elaborate sort of conspiracy. anyway, jewpoch could have the same thing and you wouldn't know.

>>534850345
turtle lost

>>534850259
There is too much faggotry in this thread for it to be ironic

>>534850259
I can't say or CHUDtotes will ban me uwu

so uhm...
p...pochie tuesday?

>>534850126
homosexual transexuals are drawn to this general because they seek the attention of other males

>>534850345
its a private server, nobody actually expects quality
if it becomes playable then people will play, simple as

ahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaa

WHEN I SAY P
YOU SAY OCHIE

P

guys why is there no update

>>534850480
im a repressorCHAD but thats me on the inside

i am a woman though...

>>534850520
OCHIE!

>>534850259
I'm mtf but I hate most LGBT fags (the blue haired obnoxious landwhale types).

>>534850259
I am a tranny. The real deal.

>>534850448
POCHIE
NIGHT

>>534850126
us old 30+ boomers started watching anime when we were like 13 and never stoppeed

>>534850345
Its gonna have 5-7k people for years when it does get running

>>534850032
too add to my post >>534850356
you could scale down the player models, and basically every single model, and remake the whole world, but that would take A LOT of work

Eredun had a melty because Kaytotes hasn't spoken to the devs either since Friday

>>534850480
>y-you are all transbians!
yeah? duh
homo trans girls are cute

>>534850586
what class are you rolling on gurubashi

>>534850259
MTF but I hate LGBTQ

>>534850259
im trans but im not any of the animeposters, they are based though

>>534850689
Sauce

>>534850623
>>534850762
now kiss uwu

>>534850414
>turtle
>servers online, booming player base

>sleepoch
>servers offline, server doesn't even exist, non existent player base

>>534850259
I have never been in love so I don't know what my sexuality is

I went out and got a chickie sandwich and some fries, any habbenings? any hopium to be had?

>>534850848
Sounds like you're aromantic desu
Not even a crush? Ever?

>>534850820
Confirmed to be nearly all bots and most of the rest are RU/CN

Its the not knowing that hurts the most.. its been chill all weekend because we knew nothing would happen..but now... we're back to the same shit again?

>>534850259
i'm bisexual and a chaser, i want to kms

>>534849851
what the fuck do you think

>>534850756
based trvth nvke

We're all cute girls here

Pochie Rockers are in the house tonight (Woo)
Everybody just have a good time (Yeah)
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time (Let's go)
Pochie Rockers are in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time (I can feel it, baby)
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna edge you (Forever)

>>534850969
I don't know, how does it feel to have a crush on someone?

>>534850345
So whatsapp leaks were real?

>>534850259
i'm trans but i hate other trans people.

>the /soc/posting has begun
I'll give it up, I'm filtered

>>534850820
noone cares about turtle here please fuck off to /vm/

I keep telling my cats I'm gonna play Feral Druid in honor of them

>>534850259
I think at this point if any human showed me affection I would fall for them.

>>534850979
why kill yourself, go find a cute trans pochie girl to play wow with you and slowly fall in love.
the girl of your dreams could be in this thread RIGHT NOW

NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY ON YOUR FUCKING MOLD SERVER
TRY AGAIN ON THE 17TH NIGGERS

>another tourist filtered
Keep it up lads

>>534851074
hehe silly goose
now check THIS shit out

>>534851096
You know that feeling when you play a new game (like pochie) and it's the only thing on your mind? Every time you play, time just passes by in a flash and you're having a blast.
It's the last thing you think of when going to bed, and the first thing you think of in the morning.
An addictive craving of wanting to spend time with another person

>>534850356
>you would need to fit third faction outposts in a a lot of zones which already feel too small
the only thing that would change if there was a 3rd faction is make the current wpvp more balanced. but the idea is to have a single layer global instance separate from pve that all pvp takes place in. that is the revolutionary concept that those games in the wikipedia link are based on. you basically zone into a separate world for pvp. this could be done ancillary to anything going on with the current wow model. but you do need a 3rd faction for this to work. having a 3rd team that can balance out either of the dominant team via cooperation is the key to this system. and it's fuckloads of fun. you get everything from 100v100v100 zerg-fests to tight arena-like group battles b/w two teams.

this has all been done in those two games and i cannot believe a newer MMO hasn't tried the 3-faction PvP, given how much fun it is.

>>534849240

Look it up retard, 258 was yterday, cope harder and install turtle client for the 17th retard

>>534851154
your cats would eat your dead body break free from your toxotransmosis

>>534850937
server was up for 6mins, had to be there but there was a 5min rollback after the dc

>>534850848
Thats bullshit, you dont need to be in love to know what you are

>>534851247
I can't say that has ever happened to me desu

>>534850259
I'm a straight white male, but I'd date a lbtgq if they showed me love. im so lonely.

Post your midriff and ign to filter more tourists

>>534850356
The way LoTRO did it the pvp faction was more of a minigame. They had their own unique progression and were restricted to certain areas.
I would imagine a scourge mode in WoW would be similar, with rewards you can earn for your normal characters or something.

>>534851395
kill yourself faggot

>>534851341
Probably haven't met someone you clicked with, or you're aromantic
You can still think people are hot and enjoy sex and all, but some people just don't feel the intense love/limerence that others do

>>534850259
im not into people
at all

>>534851218
>>534851284
Is Shanna now sending real mobsters to shill?

>>534851281
this could work in the WoW universe by splitting off undead + scourge as their own faction. have them take over teldrassil and make all elves undead or something. this would fairly divide the continents b/w northern 1/3 of each to undead and lower 2/3s to alliance and horde. maybe i will make this mmo.

>>534850259
My father raped me when I was a child, does that count?

>>534850259
so many trannies here who hate other lgbt folk, why is that? are you just saying to to be "one of the good ones"?

>>534851665
no

RELEASE THE FUCKING SERVER I'M NOT SPENDING THE WEEK READING GAY ERP

>>534848860
>toon
cringe kitsch word

>>534851654

Check github retard

>>534851665
honorary lgbt+

>>534851665
seeing as thats how all LGBTQ are made yes

so many chiken nuggies
im getting fat

>>534851752
good. another free spot in the que.

>>534851807
trvthnvke

>>534851718
but he was trans and said that i should respect lgbt

>>534851665
no, get therapy
>>534851752
it's not erp, we're just holding a census for the future guild

>>534851789
No, Vlad

either post ass with timestamp or stop acting slutty

>>534851709
They want to be special.
Same reason why attention whore girls catfight.

>>534851709
i mean i'm gay and i absolutely fucking despite the LGBT """"""""""community""""""""""" and all those types
just because i like penis doesn't mean they're suddenly less insufferable to be around
i assume it's the same for those tranons

>>534851709
It’s not even about being one of the good ones. Most people that assign themself to groups or embody what someone should be like because of what they are, are cringe. Just be you desu

They're probably just running some tests and are too busy to let us know what is going on.. right

update in -19 minutes! HYPE!

Whats the epoch refugee guild going to be called on ambi?

>>534851915
>>534851927
hmm fair enough. you aight in my eyes then homies

>>534851950
possible
or they just wait the last possible moment because kaytatos gets off from edging us.

>>534851320
Fuck

kaytotes you filthy slug feel it feel my bloody wrath

>>534851978
GockCobblers

>>534851978
<New Moon Company>

What name should i call my female character so others dont think im a tranny because im not and i just dont want to stare at a mans ass?

>>534851807
>few years older girl forced a kiss on me when I was like 6
>I have hated women ever since

>>534851545
based

i think i speak for all the transgirlies in this thread when i say we are all rolling on gvrvbvshi alliance

>>534852173
Manlyman

Abelard, release the update.

>>534851978
<Gay Retarded Trannies Who Have To Wear Diapers Because They Are Incontinent From Too Much Sodomy And Have AIDS And Will 41% Soon>

>>534851978
<Pochiemon>

POOCHIE IS REAL TO ME!

>>534852173
ilikepenis

>>534852253
no sis, we're horde

>>534851401
i would call WoW's approach a mini-game too. it has been in practice. very much of a bummer given the premise of World of WAR-craft, but they cheaped out on two factions. meanwhile, WC3 had 4 races, so it's not like it's impossible to design a bit more flavor. that is really the biggest road-block.

>>534852173
Cuntflaps

>in 24hrs we will be playing pochie

>>534852253
>rolling on a server that will never exist just like how youll never be a real woman
kino

>>534852253
We already have 3 trans in the gurubashi discord including the gnome mascot.

/vg/ PROJECT EPOCH POST-MORTEM THREAD: HOW TO KILL A SERVER IN 14 DAYS EDITION

>be me
>see Kaytotes and the goon squad hyping up "the next big Classic+ experience" for 2 years
>"we're adding new raids, scaling tech, all hand-crafted"
>fast forward to launch day
>30.000 autists F5ing the website like it's a Walmart PS5 drop
>server crashes in 2 minutes
>devs radio silent for 12 hours
>Kes posts "working on it" then immediately deletes Discord
>Magic's spaghetti code somehow makes hunters' pets levitate through terrain and oneshot Kazzak
>"it's a visual bug"
>3rd relaunch attempt, Eredun forgets to disable GM commands
>some NEET spawns 6000 Anub'Rekhans in Goldshire
>Kaytotes rageposts that we're all "ungrateful basement dwellers"
>Magic gets doxxed by angry virgins, quits and blames ChatGPT
>Turtle WoW drops Amber update trailer the next day
>mfw the "competition" was a corpse before the fight even started

(POST YOUR EPOCH FUNERAL MEMES HERE. FIRST 100 POSTS GET A FREE SPAGHETTI CODE NFT BY MAGIC)

>>534851709
I mean all I can tell you is anyone who wears their LGBTness like a badge on their chest is usually an insufferable faggot no pun intended.
I can just go to a gay bar and find cool like minded people who are chill but if you run into one of these niggers in the wild it's because they're trying really hard to be noticed and that's a red fucking flag because it's no longer about have a preference but a fucking life mission.
unless you know one of these types it's hard to describe.
But imagine if you will like something and knowing someone whose entire identity is the thing you like, and they never stop talking about it.

>>534852367
>Playing as no shoe scum
eww

>>534852492
>mascot
you mean cocksleeve

>>534852276
>>534852365
>>534852371
Those all sound like tranny names give me something better please

>>534852173
Realgirl

Radio silence all week then up on 18th.. Pockie next Monday!

>>534852602
EmilyDevil

>>534852367
nope

>>534852602
Gasthejews

>>534852563
imagine playing on a pvp realm and not picking the more aggressive warpilled faction with cooler looking pvp gear

>>534852602
niggerniggerni

>>534852602
Chudmaster

EREDUN IS ONLINE

HAPPENING

>Genuinely feel bad for one of the devs if he actually did lose a family member
>On the other hand, "My grandma died" is a literal toddler excuse for not doing something and claiming people were doxxing and threatening you isn't much better
What do I believe? Did he really just get hit with a horribly timed coincidence, or is it just an excuse to cut and run?

IT'S HAPPENING
POCHIE LAUNCH IN 5 MINUTES

>>534852602
Koksliv

Lull I miss you so much I hope you see this and I can find you on Epoch if it ever goes up!!

>>534852253
join us on the horde side pochie sister, it's not too late to join the winning side!

>>534850973
>confirmed
>because I said so
see you sunday, sis

>>534852948
maybe it's because of my weak family bonds but grandma dying isn't something I feel like I'd have a mental breakdown over

>>534852253
YES!

>>534852748
I will be playing a nelf priest because I am based

THE TEAM HAS BEEN ASSEMBLED
THE HOUR IS NIGH

>>534852948
if the entire launch collapses because one teenager is missing then something is horribly wrong

>>534852948
the problem is they have a history of lying and it feels like an excuse a 19 year old would make up.

>>534852948
It doesn't matter.
Let go of having to choose a conviction on something so transient and inconsequential to you.

>>534853087
more like the hour is nig-

>>534853085
boring! too cliche!

>>534853004
Saaar turtle wow saaar turtle turtle is great saar play some turtle saar it's gr8 saar

Play The War Within

>>534852948

I mean its not like these cocksuckers lied to you before right?

Right?


.....Right?

>>534852173
>>534852602
Fuck the name, just pick whatever you want, the important thing is that you give her an ugly face, or at least one that isn't conventionally attractive.

>>534852948
i would believe it if it was the only time they pulled something like this
but with the dev team's history of being less than honest and constantly making excuses, i don't buy it for a second

>>534852602
Lillith

>>534853004
Jokes on you I shitpost both sides for fun

>>534852948
I'd probably believe it more if the dev team didn't constantly lie out of its ass for the past few days

>>534853187
boring people call classics cliche desu ne

THE RETARD COUNCIL HAS ASSEMBLED

>>534853190
Saaar project epoch saaar pochie pochie is great saar play some poochie saar it's gr8 saar

I've been sick for the last two days and im finally starting to feel better.

cracking open the monster. its time for POCHIEE

They shouldn't say or do anything before after ambershite launches. Let the tourists get invested there a day or two so epoch can launch more calmly.

>>534853504
Very nice

>>534852303
at least the russian turtle troons are white though, amirite?

Gosh, this thread.
Good that it will be healthy again in 1 week.

>>534853207
already did in warframe

im gonna go play white knuckle until i see some good news from the epoop team

>>534853537
no, russians are not white

>people are now excited when most of the devs are online on discord

>>534853512
I have been drinking monsters daily to stay up the whole night incase of a sudden Pochie drop

>>534853516
the ol' tourist cope rears its ugly head. let's be clear, 78.9% of you are /wowcg/ tourists that have never playing a private server before.

>>534852926
update at 3am followed by servers up for a few minutes at 7am and then going offline again with kaytotes saying
>thanks, got what I needed, now I can sleep.

>humans, undead, and tauren get really good racial cosmetics
>night elves, orcs, and trolls get shitty spirit world cosmetics
why?

>>534853662
I've been saving my 6 pack for the drop. Just been staying up on pure spite recently

No news is good news. It means the devs fucking offed themselves like they deserve.

>>534853643
l-Let them cook *coughs blood*

>>534853643
and it's just gonna be some vague disappointing update

>>534853675
>tourists that have never playing
esl brown lol

>>534853723
winners win and losers lose.

You do realize how shitty the server is even if it would have successfully launched ?
They somehow made stock Trinity even worse than its OG release 10+ years ago
Hunter and Warlock pets do not work
Basic talents like Improved Arcane Intellect do not work
At this point it is expecting a baby to be born but its got a down syndrome

>>534853723
I really hope they don't change the fleshcrafting racial from UD it's really fun.

>>534853636
sure thing, rabbi.

>>534853723
>Tauren
>Good
It's just a giant dildo strapped on their back

>>534853636
lol no

>>534853723
>orcs, and trolls
Makes sense, these players die a lot

EREDUN IS TYPING

>>534852173
>I need to goon 24/7 while i play

>>534853893
only a literal faggot would see a totem and think of a dick

>>534853858
>2 minute appearance change
>20 minute cooldown
>fun
uuhh, ok?

>>534853808
or just a typo, nigger. i am whiter than you by a million miles. literally, 0% mutt pureblooded European.

>>534853983
Yeah turning into an abomination is fun, should be like a 5m buff though.

>>534853848
pets worked fine last time it was online desuthoughbelt

>>534854059
Prussian german ethnicity?

>>534853880
>>534853907
>slavs
>white
>>534854059
>just says european, not what part
yeah ok, nice try

>>534853643
p.. p... p-p.. poch--
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

FRESH
>>534854217
>>534854217
>>534854217

>>534852948
Have they told the truth literally once this entire clown show?

>>534853437
By your powers combined I am PROJECT EPOCH!
Project Epoch, hes our hero!
Gonna take population down to zero!

>>534853848
I believe in the dev's vision. I can wait for peak.

>>534853848
97% of this general does not realize this basic fact. i've been spamming this link for two months now on /wpsg/ and here:
>https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues?q=is%3Aissue%20state%3Aopen%20(label%3A%22Priority%20-%20Critical%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Priority%20-%20High%22%20OR%20label%3A%22Launch%20Blocking%22)%20AND%20(-label%3A%22State%20-%20Testing%22)

1500 bugs with 100 broken basic class ability/gameplay elements means that getting the server working is only the beginning of a long an arduous uphill battle.

tswow and trinitycore were huge mistakes. only absolute newbtard devs go with abandonware weekend projects like TSWoW as part of their core stack... i mean.... fucking really?

also, for those who have never played a buggy game or server before (wowcg fags): they don't last.

>>534854320
>"I don't care if any of you get to play"

>>534853963
Oh nooo u call me gae ((((
I'm just saying the cosmetic is shit man. It looks bad and it's cringe. It would be cooler if it was a weapon skin or something. But just a random totem on the back is stupid imo.

>>534854682
Well damn, got me there.

>>534854652
>buggy servers dont last
Warmane has lasted for a decade.

>>534854136
hurrr durr, it worked for me so it must be fine!
>https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/8559
issue status is confirmed but difficult to reproduce. this is literally the worst kind of bug there is. even if it happens only in 1 out of 100 situations, this makes the game completely unplayable for pet classes.

>>534854764
so it must be not buggy. thank you for playing.

Intra congrats on the promotion from designer to dev
This will definitely end up well

>>534854652
Is this all because of muh GPL vs AGPL Licensing? (the reason for choosing TrinityCore I mean. I saw a discord image where the devs said something about KayT wanting to abide by GPL and not use AGPL)

>>534852602
Chudorivich

>>534855307
That and they being adamant about using TSWoW (so they can vibe code).

>>534848598
What's with trannies and new Vegas anyways?

>>534854764
warmane is surprisingly well scripted, for all the hate it gets
its ran by greedy jews that lie, but its the most dependent server in the end of the day for a reason, it just werks

>>534859528
>750 ping
>it just works
lol

>>534861078
>>750 ping
>being a third worlder

>>534861420
do you even know where warmane server is hosted anon? roglmmao flmao

>>534861819
dont care, everyone in Europe gets nice ping

>>534864370
retardo

Surprised they didn’t go with 2005 WoWEmu

>>534844521
the server is dead dude. its 11k people and half are chinese, a quarter are bots. 10% are made up. you all sit in SW and Org and raidlog. If I wanted that I could go to retail where it might actually be challenging.

It's a troon server made for pve troons with 0 community. no one wants to play in your sovlless server

>>534839280

Post full?