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>>534854217

POCHIE TODAY

p-pochie tuesday

Orc's had a burning to spread their seed in as many females they could get their hands on, the individual orc sperm cells were extremely large and aggresive just like the orc's themselves, it would effortlessly destroy the seed of lesser races, the outer defensive layer of the ovum that most sperm cells struggle to penetrate might as be paper for the orcish seed and it could even sometimes terminate early pregnancies in the womb. That isn't even mentioning the vast quantity of seed the enourmous orc testicles produced. It out performed human sperm in every single aspect both in quantity and quality. When an orc comes in you it is over, he will fill your womb to the brim and no amount of magic or medicine can prevent, remove or terminate orc seed once it has been sown. The potency also overrides the genes of any other race, it dont matter if you are human, draenei, elf or anyother race. The child grown from orchish seed will be a pure orc with little to no traces of their mother heritage. It is one of the reasons there are no "half-orcs" because every orc born from a human woman (which have been the orcs favourite breeding slaves since the first war) is simply just an full-blooded orc.

pochie wednesday...

First for gvrv

so many diseased minds here

Pochie Night! yay yay

Yoo! Waddup GAMERS.
This “Epochie Tuesday” was brought to you by Kraft Dinner™, that's wassup!

even fucking blue burst private server is having updating issues
should had been a 2 hours maintenance lmfao

Waloriabros...

P O C H I E M O N D A Y

what are the chances that the dev team is now in tantrum mode and drag their feet on purpose?

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

Hi 4chan
I'm working on a new video in my "Internet Disastors" series and the focus will be on Project Epoch
The video style is very similar to the Internet Historian's No Man's Sky video
I'm pretty caught up with most of the issues and drama but if you have anything you'd like to add, please let me know
Thanks!

>>534875529
high

>>534875648
Please don't forget to add the mascot of Epoch, sloppa whitemane

>>534875648
ADD ZORG TO YOUR VIDEO!
THANKS FAGGOT

POCHIE SUNDAY

>>534875704
only if you are in a f2p world.

>>534875648
put me in screencap

POOCHIE!

Fellas I've never played wow before when is pochie gonna launch I want to try it out

why is shenna so desperate i thought xir server was already popular

>>534875964
just a lil bit o banter m8

>>534875964
based as fuck sadtech devs

>>534875964
She can actually launch a server and keep it online, might be the most experienced figure in the private scene by now

>>534875953
Pochie monday trvst

>>534875953
today

>>534875964
only thirdies who are too retarded to use adblockers would even consider playing troondle anyway

>>534875051 (OP)
this one again but make her tits rest on the keyboard

why didn't they just rollback the new gnome starting zone?

>>534875964
Is this the dude running project-epoch-status site? Based scruples haver.

>>534876096
shame xhe cant actually make it good lmao

Is engineering still only good PvP profession?

I saw it didn't get boosts like other professions did, so I was thinking going alch, but then I noticed you can only have 1 (one) offensive and one (1) defensive elixir at the same time, and I'm pretty sure you could have much more in original vanilla (troll blood, defense + strength ect) so is alch still better than engineering?

>>534875428
This shit sounds amazing
no more HR runs or endless hand of justice farms

>>534876116
The ads are whitelisted lmao

>t. uBlock Origin user

>>534876098
>>534876104
Here's how Pochie Monday can still happen

>>534876240
>but then I noticed you can only have 1 (one) offensive and one (1) defensive elixir at the same time, and I'm pretty sure you could have much more in original vanilla (troll blood, defense + strength ect)
You definitely can have more than one of each in Vanilla. Why the fuck would they change that?

>>534876154
but how would she game then?

>>534876274
>100000 more recipes
Sounds like it's bloated a fuck.

>>534876240
engineer didn't get anyhting new because it was op, alchemy gets buffed effects on flasks and elixirs and a trinket that buffs healing potions by 40% which is huge for pvp

>>534876240
Troll's Blood was always a Guardian Elixir.

>>534876362
it's TBC balancing

>>534876274
I played this like 3 years ago. Sounds like it's fairly different now and pretty much requires a group to play. I'm interested, but I can't imagine talking any of my friends into playing yet another random pserver with me.

pochie tuesday!
reminder to join the disc c:
XnWk3szx49

>>534876274
Doubt there's that much new shit added to it but world scaling seems interesting so I'll probably give it a try until Epoch comes back up (lol)

>>534876297
works on my machine desu

This wouldn't be so shit if they would communicate and give updates

>>534876386
servers wont be online for another couple weeks anyway

>>534876407
It's basically Diablo-style procedurally generated loot

>>534876274
>all race and class combination available
funserver trash

>>534876481
>TBC balancing
>without adding any of the items from TBC that justified said balancing
are they actually retarded? Vanilla potions/elixirs aren't nearly good enough to justify only allowing one of each.

>>534876614
>he doesn't want to play as a tauren rogue
low class

>>534876274
yeah those 300k items are surely handcrafted and not ai generated sovlless slop like w*tlk gear

Shenna should just steal everything from 'poch and make a new realm with it

>>534876116
You were considering playing it kek

hey guys today i went out and touched grass howd launch go

ITS UP WE'RE IN

>>534876871
I'd never

>>534876742
not that guy but I'm too much of a loretist to accept that on a private server

>not a single letter posted in discord all day
what the FUCK bros

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534876938
It's ok, can be our little secret tehee

>>534876969
>pls just announce your stealth launch guyise pls pls pls

loling at all you retards still thinking this shit isnt DOA LOL. Weeb subhuman RETARDS

TURTLE BOIZ WE STAY WINNIN

also all you fags are poor btw LOL

>>534876930
I'm not usually a graphicsfag but this game is kind of just ugly.

>>534876705

>Vanilla consumes aren't nearly as good as TBC
That why the flasks literally get nerfed in TBC? Learn the fucking game

HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE TRACKERS IT DOESNT MATTER WHICH ONE

ITS UP

>>534876930
What's this garbage?

>>534876705
vanilla flask is literally stronger than wotlk flask

vibes status?

>>534877168
you're in a thread with 100+ faggots constantly begging to play epoch.

what made you think this b8 would work?

>>534877168
you are not funny
you are not original

>>534877238
Zoomer?

>>534877306
>>534877313
made you look!

>>534877168
You are hilarious
You are very original

>>534877269
FANTASTIC

>>534877269
Immaculate

>>534877372
are you okay unc, dementia hitting up again?

>>534877306
yeah w-who would ever c-check it every time someone s-says IT'S UP!

so I guess we have to face the facts, more was fucked up than anvilmar. or they were greatly mistaken about how stable anything way.

While you spammed >POCHIE MONDAY over and over all day, I played WoW.

>>534877725
im sorry for your loss

>>534877725
>not doing both
POCHIE MONDAY

Why does the server panic and shutdown when something goes wrong instead of silently panicking, outputting a log, and just continuing

>>534877725
same but gooning instead of plying wow

>>534877725
I'd rather spam POCHIE MONDAY than play any currently available garbage version of wow desu

At this point, Project Epoch might as well merge with Warmane and create the BEST Vanilla+ server. With their help and experience, I’m sure all the technical issues can be solved, and the server could handle up to 12k players. The downside is that there would be monetization and some people might not like it.

same but super high and talking up some boomer women

i love you guys

>>534877725
>>534877801
post your roleplay profile sisters

A pochie flew over my house!

>>534875159

>>534877230
'poch

post more night elf sluts

>>534877958
are those... n-n... n nipples!? moooooooods

Kaytotes told me he'll do a stealth launch tomorrow if more ass sloppa got posted

>>534878062

>>534877958
>nips showing
>string half way into arrow
>firecracker as arrow head
stupid slut, needs dreadlord correction

>>534878140
noice

so when is pochie coming out now

>>534878141
oh, and also
>arrowhead as fletching

>>534878241
on pochie day

>>534878241
Monday

>>534876386
Are you calling Whitemane a keyboard turner?

>>534877958
Whoever reported this is a fag

>>534878283
what day is today!

>>534878241
about 1-8 hours

>>534878241
It was always a rug pull. I warned you like 5 days ago

>>534876386
shell play runescape

If it goes up tonight I'm gonna ruin my sleep schedule

I think they meant to say they'd post an update after the WEEK ENDS, not weekend. doh!

>>534878062
bath time!

>>534878404
Whiteman is no dirty bandwagoner

>>534878447
it won't, you fucking retard.

>>534878503
They never promised an update after the weekend tho

>>534878352
the jannies live in this thread
the turtrannies report everything in an attempt to stifle the pochie
shenna probably also trying to pay jannies

>>534878509
she has always played

>>534878592
shut up faggot

>>534877230
Grok says Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning

>>534878447
You’ll sleep fine, Kaytotes.

stop posting porn im having a lesbian crisis

>>534878335
bro your jumpkite?

>>534878806
>im having a lesbian crisis
what does that mean?

>>534878806
but anon, you are a man...

what is the launch council thinking rn?

>>534879083
Vibe coding immaculately

i'm not sure what is more fun
>playing epoch
or
>watching people complain about not getting to play epoch

They never promised you a server tho

pochie tonight?

>>534878806
I love racist white women, what’s your discord?

Since they are admittedly all amateurs, how difficult would it be to hire a few devs that are experienced with whatever they are working with? Perhaps too costly?

>>534876274
>no fancy website
>no AI writing
>not bloated with art or trailers
Completely MOGS epoop

>>534879416
With what money?

>>534876961
erm the grimtotems had rogues since vanilla doe

oh nooo.. i hate this so much please stop..

>>534876574
>until Epoch comes back up
Don't forget you're here forever

guys none of you are women, come on

TWO MINUTES TIL LAUNCH
W
O

MINUTES
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TIL
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LAUNCH
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>>534879467
Too costly then? Perhaps it would've been a good investment, too late at this point I suppose. Feels kinda bad really.

>>534879051
i bet jaina's asshole tastes salty

You win again epoch, I'm going to sleep.
Same time tomorrow?

>>534877918
I hate you

>>534879638
Its really ironic as so many are self admitted troons

>>534879664

>>534879679
You only lose if you quit, epochuds autism prevents them from losing.

>>534879664
big if true

>>534879664
HOLY SHIT IM IN

I'll make you feel like a girl >.<

FIFTY EIGHT MINUTES TIL LAUNCH

L I T E R A L L Y 58 M I N U T E S

UNTIL LITERALLY BASED
E P O C H P R O J E C T

LAUNCHES

L I T E R A L L Y 58 MINUTES B R O S

>>534879241
nice try satan

where update....

ITS UP

>>534879872
brainrot

>Waloria has Draeneis
I'm sorry Epochbros...

>>534879892
55 MINUTES TIL LAUNCH
5
5

MINUTES
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TIL
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LITERALLY

LAUNCH
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gee im rly glad i didnt do something stupid like take time off work for this

server status: pregnant (male)
due date: any day now

bros i don't want to obsesively check the discord all the time, i just wanna fall asleep and never wake upp.

imagine railing a sexy nelf woman... wow thats hot!

caged and plugged while leveling on pochie

https://strawpoll.com/QrgewxpzXyp
important poll pochie sisters

>>534880403
As an orc

>>534880403
orc pov

what do you guys think are the chances of epoch selling out to another server or merging with them?

what are they doing?

>>534880403

>>534880656
Group Crank Sesh

>Project Epooch
RIP 2025 - 2025 was born dead.

>>534880675
If that was the case they would just post here with you fucking faggots

>>534880656
Trying to figure out how to enable general chat without any banter or mean comments

also I just noticed, the turtle shill is gone. he hasn't posted since his meltie a few days ago.

>>534880750
we a

i mean, yeah obviously
post some futa draenei

It's over. No epoch.

>>534880790
probably got range banned after he started spamming the thread

Still Monday in the only country that matters (the USA)

>>534880790
>killed by shenna for fucking up

any day now, surely...

I don't like how the devs are treating us

stop calling people names i dont like it

why are people defending goldshire?

stealth launch
pochie monday
23:59:59 west coast

>>534881036
It looks good besides the inn and the fucked up door scaling. I think they structured it pretty well.

How do you picture The War Room?

>>534881049
Pass the copium bro

tranime trannies LEAVE

>>534880982
>>534880994
>*cooms*
ahhh, thanks animebros

IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPP
>IT'S UPPPPPP
IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPP
>IT'S UPPPPPP
IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPP
>IT'S UPPPPPP

>>534881125

>>534881125

-S

>mfw i report all the smut to the jannies
you are welcome

>>534881178
hehe fatty

>>534881315
>>>>534881315
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED!!!!!!!!!

>>534881125

>announcing reports
Homosexual behavior

>>534881315
Not the foot stuff though, right, Anon?

>>534881264
he's gone rogue

>>534881107
Blizzard themselves decided to replace the buildings but they thought better.

>>534881407
posting porn for men to look at is homosexual

>>534881406
reminder Kaytotes made one of the STV ring of blood bosses a giant gorilla named Winston as an overwatch joke

>Deleted
lmao

>>534881264
>Inshallah, the server will rise!, or the jihad against your house shall stand!

>>534881514
not if i cum to it first
then its me the alpha giving the scraps to the rest of the pack to fight over, asserting my dominance

Epoch is dead. Play Turtle instead.

>>534881264
what is this creature?

>>534881602
Yeah as I said, your a fag

While you're waiting for your imaginary server and having melties thanks to the turtleGODS, I'm in MoP playing with my girlfriend and leveling up some alts to make comfy celestial dungeons tomorrow. keep having fun with your falseflagging tranime posters. lmao.
I'll say it again, MoP won.

>>534881558
much like epoch will be lol
>>534881617
This.

>>534881617
no thanks im white

>>534881643
A gaylord after seeing a cock

>>534881643
/ourguy/, have some respect

>no pochie monday
Knowing at least a couple of you faggots are crying your eyes out right now makes me giggle.

>actual radio silence
I would have actual put money on them announcing an indefinite delay. I actually don't know if this is worse or better. I was 100% dooming but the silence makes me think they might actually be cooking.

>>534881725
no you arent, amerimutt

>>534881671
what about my a fag

>>534881776
Radio silence means they're working on it, hopefully

>>534881772
I'm not crying I just chopped some onions for dinner.

>>534881776
No they’re faggot cowards. Announcing no server takes balls. They’d rather hide and play other games like Overwatch to cope.

On Epoch, the Defias Brotherhood are canonically muslim.

>>534881776
>I was 100% dooming but the silence makes me think they might actually be cooking.
this is cope but im on the same boat

Whats the deal with calling it pochie?

>>534881776
I NEED MY HOURLY DICKSORE UPDATES OR IM GUNNA FUCKING RIOT! Just fuck off nigger and dont come back. Just go play the new Troondle server.

>>534881857
LMAO

>>534881918
is this true? lol

>>534881545
>Kaytotes made one of the STV ring of blood bosses a giant gorilla named Winston as an overwatch joke
fun server bs

>>534881786
I'm an aryan ubermensch, poojeet

>the tranime avatarfags are crashing out hard as the clock ticks closer to midnight

please let us play

>>534881971
Did you actually read my post or just imagined the content in your mind to get mad at it.

They've abandoned you.
I reckon I could do what they promised and more...
for $20k
maybe $30k

POOCHIE TUESDAY!
POOCHIE TUESDAY!
POOCHIE TUESDAY!
POOCHIE TUESDAY!

>>534878818
>jumpkite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywlSA08WBXA
I'm learning so much from this 16 year old video

>>534881932
Forced meme

>>534881971

Im going to play the tranny wow server, then when epoch launches in 6 months ill go to that and make sure that i take up a queue slot reducing the likelyhood of you playing.

And theres nothing you can do about it.

>>534882067
I didnt read it. I saw the frog and just assumed you were a nigger.

>>534881049
>>534881125
PoV WAR ROOM EPOCH MONDAY(september 1st) HYPE!

>>534882092
For $20k you could hire some fag to make your server

>>534881918
That looks nothing like arabic, are you retarded?

>>534882057
Where is this? Guessing China

>>534882220
hello shitskin

>>534882151
Thank you for being honest at least.

>>534882220
hi Greg

>>534882234
i guess

>>534882234
it's AI

>>534882234
The sky is way too blue for it to be China.

>>534881643
the mufti of epoch

so.. no update? right?

us, right now.

>>534882416
go to sleep little man

i am beginning to lose hope

>>534882289
Well, that's unfortunate. Reminded me of Yangshuo County

>Nab a BB invite from the discord
>Boot it up
>I can play Draenei
BBC+ it is

>>534875051 (OP)
Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00

more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiive—whether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more

>>534882492
sent

lmao holy shit this nigga is still manually posting these

>>534882492
genuinely horrible games. seek help

>>534882416
They are performing a week long hazing ritual to welcome the new dev next update will be monday

The whole team is online

Who’s betting on silent launch lasted tonight?

Epoch lost and you spam softcore porn to cope because you are weak men.

Just post more whitemane ass ffs

>>534882492
i wonder if this pitch has ever worked
guess the bot wouldn't be spamming anymore if it did

This general.. is just for perverts.

POCHIE SEPTEMBER!

>>534882614
usually in 2 hours

LET. THEM. COOK.
THEM.
COOK.

>30 minutes ago the login server went down and up again
im nooticing

>>534880656
playing Turtle WoW

He's going to crank it at 3 am EST then make a post saying thanks I can sleep now

>>534882636
i post hardcore porn though

>>534882585
>says this as he posts FotM teasing female manga aimed at beta males and brown annoying egirls
holy lel

>>534882123
Let's be honest. Every single person here is doing the exact same thing. This is the fakest and gayest turf war I've ever seen. We're all trannies here, let's just be honest with ourselves and one another.

>>534882434
This is the true Epoch experience.

>>534882374
what does that mean? i don't speak spanish.

I hope Ulmetr doesnt forget to stand up and stretch every once in a while so that he doesnt die from blood clots

>>534883010
I won't play turtle though, I don't like pve servers and even if it was pvp, the pvp in turtle is complete dogshit.

>>534882757
They must be testing things in the background, and probably panicking, seeing that nothing works, grim

OPEN THE UPDATER NEW PATCH HIT, WHAT NOW HATERS???

>>534882589
'hazing ritual' I can believe it.
Involving onions and double decker buses

>>534883010
shant ever play turdle

Leopard = /epog/
Goose = Epoch server

>>534883010
get cancer

-S

Ever since I started leveling on Turtle, I got this feeling to masturbate to anal.. then it evolved into wanting it done on me...

pochi tuesday!!!

>>534883135
>stand up and stretch every once in a while so that he doesnt die from blood clots
I've been sitting on my fat ass all day for several years now and my only problem is obesity

>weekend ends
>now well into the week
>no update
is it pochover?

>>534883135
he's already dead

>>534883135
he's already dead bro

>kind of
the reddit shills are hilarious

>>534883405
>well into the week
It's still fucking monday lmao

>>534883579
in what arse end of the world

>ambershire launches tomorrow
>still no epoch
tick tock epoopshitters

Project Epoch
Whatever happened there

>>534883558
1.12 continues to filter non vvhites as intended, even though you can play it on 4k or whatever metro sexual resolution

>>534883731
good, all the brown people can go play pooshire

>>534883731
It launches sunday stupid tranime faggot

>>534883405

NOT PLAYING AMBERSHIRE

>>534883736
20 days I spent in the queue, not a fucking peep

>>534883830
>Fresh just gets merged into Nordanaar

RIP Project Epoch

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xrlf3taEo&pp=ygURdGFwcyBzb25nIHRydW1wZXQ%3D

When I tried to play turtle I got lag spikes when I moved my screen too quickly. Is that on my end or is that something else.
Legit question

>>534883987
>Legit question
Fuck off

>>534883808
Don't call her stupid just for making one mistake.

>>534883987
There like 4 people playing turtle. Most of the are sleeping.

>>534883962
can't risk the paypigs jumping ship if their mold server dies

>>534884038
you aren't very nice

>Wanted to play Pochi before retail WoW's new season starts
>Season starts for EU on wednesday

whenever I play turtle on my night elf my brain gets rewired and start to get weird thoughts about tauren men

close general

Why do other players stutter on my screen when they are moving, maybe even sometimes when they just standing still. I don't have any lag, I have 40ms and my friends do too, and they all have this problem. It's really really shitty.

/epog/ lost
/wpsg/ won

>>534883830
are they already raid and level capped over in Nord?

>>534884190
>retail fag
>avatar fag
>tranny fag
check check check

>>534883879
>You want compromise? How's this
>20 days in queue... I wanted to roll on epoch, but I compromised, I shitposted on the thread.
>I wanted to play the custom content, but I compromised, I watched anon's stream.
>You see where I'm goin'?

>>534884251
Turtle wow, forgot to clarify

I'll play Wallcraft before I'll try Turtle honestly.

>>534884262
>WPSG can only really push BB now since all other options are dogshit or chink/russian hacking terminal docks

P..Pochiee…

>>534884391
i would eat goretusk liver pie off the radiator

>>534884391
kek

any longterm games people playing instead of just waiting for this thankless gamemode?

>>534883558
>modern fixes and tweaks
>can still only send mail one item at a time
arrrrgh

>>534884274
it's an 8 year old realm.
people are full naxx geared

are they seriously going to say NOTHING?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBHIgXpO7k
this server literally cannot succeed
even if they fix everything and get it up are we really going to stick around somewhere that can't communicate anything?
like screw the "haters" just go to updates and say "hey we're still trying to make the server work, we don't know what to do yet though" or "we're done" literally ANYTHING but nothing
queers

>>534884575
>what is postal

can mod managers work with pservers?

>>534884575
Ni hao ma

>>534884583
gonna be hilarious watching them pop up in a server where the most content they've seen in BWL

>>534884565
I literally came back to MMOs for Epoch, so no

>>534884359
>puts a space between word and fag instead of using retailfag, avatarfag and trannyfag
You're a tourist, probably one of those paid turtle shills.

>>534884391
magic, whatever happened there

>>534884685
>schizo fag
check

Today is actually the day I lose hope. I am really depressed too. Literally all the devs had to say today was LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL.

They could have delayed the server for two months but as long as they were honest about it. That would have been fine by me.

Instead they said nothing, did nothing, and just are going to pretend like they didn't say anything on Friday.

This is not a good sign, this isn't a sign of a healthy team or community or project.

>>534884685
>posting vtuber cringe
Tourists recognize other tourists it seems
Why don't you both fuck off?

im going to bed pochies i crave the embrace of the bed

-S

>>534884785
coolstorybro

>>534884797
>>534884763

>>534884785
see you tomorrow

>>534884785
I agree, I'm going back to TURTLE WOW.

i want to play the game really bad u guys :(

Pippa probably played Nost if we're being completely honest.

POCHIEE
NIGHT!!!

Copped. Off to a good start to the week, unlike the people who still believe this shit project is going to actually launch :^)

They say... there's no two private servers on Earth exactly the same. No two databases, no two clients... but do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get every server together in one huge space, and obviously that's not possible, even with computers. But not only that, they'd have to get all the servers that ever existed, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. You got nothin'. Project Epoch may have passed, but who's to say there isn't another Project Epoch just like it, or will be? Maybe not with the same vibe coding and CMs, but... the same. W...What I'm saying is...

>>534885134
I thought she only liked weeb f2p mmo's

>>534884426
>WPSG
Newfag nobody cares what you think about private servers after you put all your chips on “pochie” so go back to gooning to aislop to cope with your failure to launch server and failure to launch life

Midna has a huge, squishy ass

>>534885181
I can't wait to see his dick and fat, sweaty nuts

>>534884391
>Hey Kaytotes, you're gonna build the dwarves a ramp

>>534885220
Nost got so big it pulled in all types.

Epoch Goldshire, everybody. Doors are three times larger than the actual people.

>>534885226
>Least obvious Turtle virus deployer
take your 1.x slop and forced mergers somewhere else

>>534885367
sovl

Gentlemen, imagine if you will.
Narue sits on your lap. Your dick enters her anus, unprotected of course. From there you fill her with your pee, giving her a golden enema. But she holds it in. After finishing your business, maybe you force a plug into her. She still holds, and importantly, purifies your liquid gift.
Then as you go on grinding, you may get tired and require hydration. You lie down and ask her to squat over you. Releasing the plug from the grips of her anal muscles, you receive pure water, straight from the tap.

You are hydrated once again, and only need to wait for your bladder to feel pressure once more to repeat the cycle.

>>534885367
All doors in Wow are made slightly larger. The reason they did that was on the beta for original Vanilla tauren couldn't fit through some doors

>>534884391
>That thing with Anvilmar, whatever happened there.

>>534885367
In vanilla and tbc most things are very large, you can see it in most starting zones.

>>534885276
kek

I really don't care about the size of the doors

>>534885356
Makes sense
>>534885181
I never noticed that the pink ranger had a skirt until this season

>>534884391
Whateva happened to Magic? The strong, silent type?

>>534885276
Iam fucking dying
LMAO

>>534885535
>>534885586
There's a difference between slightly larger, and being able to fit three people stacked on top of eachother. Tossing out the vanilla Goldshire to replace it with garbage is retarded.

>epoggers are sopranos posting now
It has never been more over... this is a new low

>>534885974
better or worse than anime pochie posting?

>>534883310
that's a tiger blind bro

TRANNYS!

>>534885959
I can find multiple vanilla blizzard designed doorways to counter your argument but you would move the goalpost. You're just looking for something to hate on.

>>534885181
Who's your best Fortnite skin?

Odds on 2am tuesday pochie?

>>534883987
That's just the 1.12 client

>>534884391
>Can I post an update?
>>NO YOU CANT POST AN UPDATE
>Listen, the server development - it got complicated
>>YEA I BET IT GOT COMPLICATED, WITH A FAG DICK IN YOUR ASS

the 'pochenning is upon us... soon...

>>534885974
could be worse, could be /got/posting

>>534886172
More likely than you think

>>534886203
any day now...heh.....

POCHIE WEDNESDAY
>POCHIE WEDNESDAY
POCHIE WEDNESDAY
>POCHIE WEDNESDAY
POCHIE WEDNESDAY
>POCHIE WEDNESDAY
POCHIE WEDNESDAY
>POCHIE WEDNESDAY
POCHIE WEDNESDAY
>POCHIE WEDNESDAY
POCHIE WEDNESDAY
>POCHIE WEDNESDAY

>>534885974
always with the scenarios

>>534886152
>Um I could!
>But I won't....
Sit the fuck down sissy

>The vibes are immaculate. Just let them cook.
What?
>I'm still excited for the server.
Well why don't you say that? And if you wanna talk like a fuckin' fanook, I'll send you to the paternity ward.

>>534886164

>POCHIE DECEMBER
POCHIE DECEMBER
>POCHIE DECEMBER
POCHIE DECEMBER
>POCHIE DECEMBER
POCHIE DECEMBER

>>534885974
The OP of this thread said you're gonna Soprano post...SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT and Soprano post!

>Epoch Brainrot General

Soprano posting is fitting since the series ended on a black screen cliffhanger just like this server

>>534886710
Wasn't a cliffhanger. Tony got got.

>>534885439
>Turtle
>virus
Yeah the server that has been around for over seven years with tens of thousands of players is totally a virus better take the vax
>1.x
Absolutely clueless newfag
Either lurk more or go back

sunk cost general

>Comet Halley near Earth
>Still no Pochie

WHERE IS THE FUCKING SERVER?

>epoch
>poch
>pochie
>pochenning
>pochemon

>>534886873
shut up shill
EPOCH to the MOON
WAGMI
NO FUD ALLOWED

>>534886507
https://youtu.be/1LyFSJRjgC0

The Hitler meltie meme about losing the war would fit this fucking fiasco

>POCHIE 2026
POCHIE 2026
>POCHIE 2026
POCHIE 2026
>POCHIE 2026
POCHIE 2026

>>534885492
i came to this

what will the queue be
how do the devs handle the custom content crashing the server

>>534886805
Do you get paid in rubles, yuan, or ingame credits?

this general feels more like a shitcoin thread on /biz/ rather than a /vg/ discussion

>>534887067
You get paid in Epoch playtime

>I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS! TURN THE DAMN SERVERS ON BEFORE I PISS MYSELF!

>>534887031
>what will the queue be
you literally wont get in until the servers go down unless you're there when they go up
>how do the devs handle the custom content crashing the server
they have a melty and shut it down for days on end

>>534885367
soul that troontle will never have

its coming out tomorrow... tomorrow for sure... 'poch tuesday...

Does he look Italian /epog/?

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING EPOCH REFERENCE?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?,4?!?%?!? <3 <3 <3 EPOCH IS THE BEST CLASSIC+ SERVER!!! DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS !!!ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP!!! WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM NOW!!!! TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE!! WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE LAUNCH ON MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY LAUNCH ON MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY LAUNCH ON MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY LAUNCH ON MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE? FRESH WHEN? FRESH WHEN?

>>534887031
>how do the devs handle the custom content crashing the server
Three day weekend vacation at a grandma hunt in the royal woods.

Bros... Revelations won...

My tummy hurts...

this guy was racist?

>>534887135
Lust inducing post, me erect

COMFIRMED!!! WERE GOING TO ELWYNN TONIGHT POCHIESS

>>534885492
Am I supposed to imagine the irl narue or the gnome for this erp?

RELAUNCH OF THE RELAUNCH THIS WEEKEND. GET FUCKING HYPED

RELAUNCH OF THE RELAUNCH THIS WEEKEND. GET FUCKING HYPED

RELAUNCH OF THE RELAUNCH THIS WEEKEND. GET FUCKING HYPED

RELAUNCH OF THE RELAUNCH THIS WEEKEND. GET FUCKING HYPED

>>534885974
>sopranos posting

>>534887228
no way bro wrote this

>>534887262
https://www.twitch.tv/staysafetv/clip/ResoluteAmorphousEggOhMyDog-d02Et0sk7txO931k

More data, Your Grace?

>Listen to me, listen to me Epoch listen to me, I'm gonna give you a break! I'm gonna give you a break.
>When I launch Ambershire if you can be live, I won't DDoS ya! Deal?

>>534887305
>Altered actually posting something, anything at all
H Y P E

This general is losing its mind, and losing it fast.

>>534887394
>what happened here?
>some sad shit. Motherfucka said he didnt wanna launch his server no mo

>>534887449
putting flowers on a grave

>>534887361
Kek.

>>534887135
>Scott fumbled THIS
>AND exchanged a qt highschool chink for a whore that had trains ran on her
I'd kms if I was him

>posted today in #off-topic
this is what u get instead of communication btw

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN RACISMERINO!!!! THATS NOT WHOLESOME BIG CHUNGUS PUPPERS AT ALL!!!!

go back

>>534887541
WE ARE GOING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!

>>534887541
I don't want communication from the CMs, I want communication from the devs. The CMs posting stuff like this is within the purview of their role.

>>534886507
Darth Jar Jar for sure

>>534887541
now if they don't launch the server they're just going to get another wave of hate because this little faggot knows exactly what he's doing by posting that

yall mentally ill

>>534887540
>AND exchanged a qt highschool chink for a whore that had trains ran on her
knives really was too good for scott.
https://youtu.be/79SxL85wHkA?si=BsH4IOI3_K_RSHDQ&t=98

>it's totally gonna be up on Monday!!
>not up on Monday
>it's totally gonna be up this Friday at 3am!!
>not up on Friday at 3am
>i-it's totally gonna be up in a couple days!!
>not up in a couple days
>don't worry, it'll be up this week!!
You fucking idiots
You absolute buffoons
You stupid, cocksucking mongrels
You stinky, fetid, unwashed, phone-posting, uneducated troglodytes
Pathetic...............................

yall mentally sane

>>534887801
I'm playing BBC+ now, but I still enjoy these threads

>>534887387
GO GET THE SERVER CRANKER

>>534887801
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY

I want off gaytotes' wild ride

>>534887824
Here anon I got you something

Kaytotes using donations to pay African men to frost his turds with pozzed loads.

>>534887801
P O C H I E T U E S D A Y

>>534887756
hes just a retard

>>534887801
Shadow drop tonight at midnight. I promise you. You have my word, my word is my bond. And a man’s word is all he’s got. Trust me. Pochie. Tonight.

>>534887906
OH NO NO NO THIS DUDE IS PLAYING WITH BBC AHAHAHAHAHAA

>>534888064
You're not a catposter so I don't trust you.

This is what you people get for abandoning Christ.

RUN VERY FAST

>>534888064
Add me on Discord so I can hold you accountable.

>>534888170
I hate frogs, I will find you.

>>534888203
Didn't you get the memo? We have Orc Jesus now.

Your second launch, whatever happened there.

NEW POST ON THE 'CORD

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I'm feeling optimistic again bros
This is the week

Does Kes still run gay little polls

Pochie died on the way to his home planet

>notification from epoch
>it's fucking nothing

Historically, Shenna always said that Project Epoch was nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple. We decapitate, and we do business with whatever's left. This thing should have been done on launch.
>Take out an entire fuckin' private server?
Let me tell you a couple of three things. Forget FMC, forget Anon who goes over to 3.3.5 and never comes back, forget my brother Aoi. Kaytotes has no respect for this thing. He's never waited in the queue, not really. He's a guy who stepped over his own coders to grab the big seat. I'm embarrassed. I let him come to the Turtle WoW Discord last Christmas, and I took his fat fuckin' hand in friendship.
Listen to me. They promote anybody and everybody over there, and the way that they do it is all fucked up. Guys don't get their code checked, there's no thigh highs and plug on the table... either it has meaning, or no meaning. And the Magic thing. The man harbors a grandma killer!
>S'troo
Five fuckin' private servers, and we got this other pygmy thing over in /epog/. There's no slop in my goon folder.

>POOCHIE AFTERLIFE
POOCHIE AFTERLIFE
>POOCHIE AFTERLIFE
POOCHIE AFTERLIFE
>POOCHIE AFTERLIFE
POOCHIE AFTERLIFE

ALTERED YOU FUCKING NIGGER I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL RAPE YOU

What does it mean?

>>534888541
POCHIE AFTERLIFE: 3D

Is this him signalling something?

>>534888605
IT MEANS STEALTH LAUNCH WHEN HE FINISHES POSTING ALL THE MUSIC FOR EVERY RACE

>>534888605
it means he's a gay faggot furry who shitposts random boomer shit from classic. wtf do you think it means you schizo?

>>534888518

an update,
there was an update?
we're playing tonight?

>>534888605
It means moderators love attention and posting bullshit when they know 60k eyes are scanning every one of his posts and trying to derive meaning from them.

>>534888742
We're playing music tracks, yeah.

>>534888685
human, orc and gnome are done
next up: dwarf, nightelf, tauren, undead and troll

>>534888605
faggot with unwarranted self importance

>>534888768
LAUNCH IN 12 MINUTES

POCHIE 40K

WoD Classic won.

>>534888518
potentially the only good post in all of these threads next to the pochie posters

When are the Belamm Swamps being added to Epoch?

seems like alliance : horde is 4:1 on turtle, org is pretty empty

Altered the furry bear is the only person that posted today?

>>534888927
turtle is empty because they fake their fucking pop. how do you turdles still not understand this? it's like playing on warmane.

>logon turtle
>5k+ online
>not bad
>everyone is afk under a tent or in the capital cities

>>534888927
who cares about pve servers lol

>create a server
>launches with 300 people
>start spooling up bots to fake a booming playerbase
>sell gold and accounts to retarded poojeets who think anyone cares about their classic achievements

pretty smart

>>534888760
>60k eyes
>20 reacts
I think everyone left anon.

>>534889202
Most people probably only have updates or announcements unmuted. No one cares about the rest of the channels.

>>534889135
Straight people with their genitals intact

>>534889135
I don't, im waiting for gurubashi, was just checking out turtle and planning my character.

>turdle devs posting about how they want players to take warmode with "clear understanding of the dangers of the open world"
>OPEN WORLD
>buffs battlegrounds
>adds nothing for wpvp

are they fucking stupid or are they just outsourcing all their updates to AI now

>epoch discord is down to 2k members
LMAO

New Goldshire was top material for RP.

>Be bartender that rufies customers and
rapes them in the cellar at night

ADSKJDKAJDHGAKDHGKHDDK

ANNOUNCEMENT
>ANNOUNCEMENT
ANNOUNCEMENT
>ANNOUNCEMENT

KAYTOTES SUICIDE NOTE UPDATE HAPPENING

>ASCENSION BUYOUT
HOLY FUCK

big post

bros...?

Fully expect someone itt to commit sudoku if epoch isn't out by this weekend

>>534889336
>are they fucking stupid or are they just outsourcing all their updates to AI now
they also nerfed warmode, it gives less XP now

It's so over.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

>>534889352
stealth launch when it hits 80 to fill two raid groups

Damn, they really did buy them out. the ONE bronzebeard shill was right all along

LMAOOOOOOOOO ASCENSION SLOP HERE WE COME!!!

its actually over

EPOCH DEAD FOR NOW IT'SFUCKING OVER

CORE IS FUCKED ITS OVER

OHHH NOOOO
EPOCH SISTERS

>crawling to ascension with their tails between their legs
LOL
LMAO

>sold to Ascension
OH NO NO NO NO NO

ASCENSION WOW!?! AHAHAHA THIS SERVER IS DEAD

SOLD OUT SOLD OUT
SOLD OUT

pochie bros...

>SOLD TO JEWSCENSION
ITS SO FUCKING OVER

>>534872092
>>534872092
>>534872092
WHAT THE FUCK
>>534872092
>>534872092
>>534872092

>ASCENSION
IT'S FUCKING OVER

bru

KEKAROOOO
PAY 2 WIN CASH SHOP SOON BOYS

MEAT STATUS = ABOVEGROUND

DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR

IT'S OVER

Reddit is absolute despair and giving up mode now and this thread is just posting porn.Turtle won

>>534889437
LMAO HAHAHA

Isn't Ascension better than Turtle?

>>534889559
Nostrafuckingdamus

>Sold to Ascension
oh no. At least it is not turtle.

AAAAHHHHHHH

I'm finally free.
See you all on the 17th.

FUCKING LMAO

THIS IS THE END OF EPOCH FAGGOTS

>Guys what if Shenna buys it for Turtle?
>BAH GOD ITS ASCENSION FROM THE TOP ROPE

>>534889437
this is fake right?
lmao
you're all shitposting
I already left the discord so I cant check for myself but this is just an edit right?

should I be worried about my account credentials now

it was a fun ride guys see you in blizzard classic+

still never playing turdle

Hell yeah i 100% rather have ascension take over than shenna

>>534889667
ITS SO FUCKING OVER LMAO

I WASTED TWO WEEKS OF MY LIFE WAITING FOR THIS SHIT ONLY FOR IT TO BE BOUGHT OUT?

yooo its fuckign over you guys suck asssssssssss

THEY SPENT THE ENTIRE WEEKEND MAKING A DEAL WITH ASCENSION

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

Well, I'm out.

>>534889686
Anon, I...

THUMBS DOWNED BY KES LMAOOOO

>>534889686
No, it's real.

LETS FUCKIN GO LMAO

ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING OVER
SOMEONE POST THE ASCENSION CASH SHOP ITEMS SO I CAN KILL MYSELF

BAU

>>534889437
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

I don't think it's that bad.

>Turtle offered to help
Thank fucking GOD they went with actual white devs instead of the chink-ruskie slop

So.... how is this bad, exactly?

it's over

ascension will def jewify epoch lmao

As long as they retain creative control and aren't being sold to Turtle it's fine. Ascension is less scummy than Turtle at least.

>>534889686

>>534875648
A pregnant emoji with the text:
"Epoch jannies tongue nigger anus"

So THIS is why Bronzebeard pivoted to retail-

THEY FUCKING SOLD OUT
THEY FUCKING SOLD OUT
THEY FUCKING SOLD OUT
THEY FUCKING SOLD OUT
THEY FUCKING SOLD OUT
THEY FUCKING SOLD OUT
THEY FUCKING SOLD OUT

guys they said ascension wont have influence over the shop!!

seems the best move.
they have no server knowhow.

what is bad about hosting it at ascension?

epoggers on suicide watch
FFXIV is free for like 1k hours btw

>Some weeks ago I randomly hear on /v/ that this thing is finally releasing
"Oh hey, neato, let's check the discord!"
>Absolute dog shit release
>Now they sold out to fucking Ascention
ahahahahhahaAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Back into dev hell trash it goes, like 90% of the other custom WoW server

Wait so Ascension is going to have 2 classic+ servers?

they got bought out
they will bait people in and wait until people hit 60, then deploy the pay2win shop

it is ACTUALLY fucking over (real)

p-po....chi........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rug status: PULLED
You fucking RETARDS waited two weeks for NOTHING!!!
>>534888064
Dm me. NOW.

Speculate:
how much mulah did they throw away today?

>>534889853
it isnt, it just funny. i actually installed ascension in the interim, and groaned at the idea of having to import all of my addons. their launcher is good, and i didnt see any tranny shit when i played.

>>534889437
>allowing us to increase our technical and artistic complexity while executing our vision at a higher quality than ever before
I really hope they don't start adding a bunch of retail shit like bronzebeard

sold out
turtle won

BBC+ anons is ascension okay?

The literal only good thing about Ass is they have stable servers that aren't 1.x slop
So good on Kaytroon for being able to draw the line in the sand

>>534889853
as long as the pay2win slop doesnt get into epoch its not bad desu
but we need to shitpost
better than it going to turdle

This is the best possible outcome. I'm hype as fuck lmao

>>534889795
JEEEEEEEEEEEJ

Here comes the copium snorting

>>534889795
she or someone has to thumbs down to allow others to react to it

>>534889841
where does it say that

You are free to apologize now. I told you days ago this shit was a scam

But they said they're in control of content and the shop. You TRUST them right? The vision?

ASCENSION IS GOING TO RUIN EPOCH HOLY SHIT I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY RETAIL-
ASCENSION IS GOING TO RUIN EPOCH HOLY SHIT I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY RETAIL-
ASCENSION IS GOING TO RUIN EPOCH HOLY SHIT I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY RETAIL-
ASCENSION IS GOING TO RUIN EPOCH HOLY SHIT I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY RETAIL-
ASCENSION IS GOING TO RUIN EPOCH HOLY SHIT I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY RETAIL-
ASCENSION IS GOING TO RUIN EPOCH HOLY SHIT I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY RETAIL-

It has literally never been more over.
BBC+ won.

this is worse than a rugpull holy fuck it's over

L M A FUCKING OH

YOU WILL LOVE THE BBC ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

Thanks for the content epochies

>Inb4 they sold it for like 200$

what's wrong with ascension?

>>534889853
It means Epoch will probably be slowly infested with the shit infesting Bronzebeard

>Turtle shitposters saying they sold out when they've been begging for weeks to have it be sold to Shenna

>>534890036
do you really believe ascenjew won't try their hardest to scam them?

tbqdesu, ascension has really good coders

>>534889727
>merge into ascension accounts and launcher
This shit won't be out for another 2 months and even after that it will take another month for tourists to leave. What a fucking joke

>>534889950
your MMO is dead for good reasons
play FFXI instead

>As long as the owners don't do the one single thing they bought out the server to do, everything will be even better than before!

there is literally nothing wrong with this IF they arent lying about p2w (lmao)

>people donated for this

Imagine trusting what Epoch devs say lmao
Jewscension cash shop will creep over time

Big ups for Ascension on closing that deal, if they stay true to their word on cash shops then its 100% for the best. Ascension servers feel great they just have awful monetization. I wonder if Epoch gave them an initial deposit from the donations or deals on code licensing. What's gonna happen with their current donation funds?

BBC++++

I would unironically play retail over Ascension because of their cash shop. Fucking nigger

>>534889987
this is the best part. imagine paypigging and then THIS shit happens. what an absolute disaster

>>534890147
there's been nothing stated about an exit clause nor any longevity on the cash shop not being p2w forever so do you really trust ascension?

any news since before the weekend?

>>534890085
hey buddy you copy pasted the same message by accident i think

Pochie poster status? Sodoku

>>534889872
???? Ascensions shop is way worse than Turtle

>>534890174
>cat faggot
>is a gigantic tranny retard
go figure

>>534890056
>scam
>no money being spent by anyone
How exactly?

IS ULMETRS GETTING PAID

>>534890113
Turdlettes literally lean on every possible side so they can "be right" no matter the outcome

Ascension is my favorite wow server this is good news to me. My mom let's me have two hotdogs.

It's joever, pochiebwos...

alright turtle won pack it up guys

>paypigging to a project just so they can sell it to someone who is going to add a cash shop and run
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
DESERVED

>they move over
>ascension threatens them to add p2w cash shop or be cut off
>kaytotes caves in

do your part

Pochie fags are REAL quiet right now

>>534890116
ill play to 60 if there isnt any slopstore to start and go from there

What are we rolling on Ambie?

So what does ascension get out of it? They're not exactly a charity or passion project.
And how soon is soon? Fuck's sake.

GRANDMA STATUS?

It's over

again, no ETA.
a few days?
a few weeks?
a few months?

>>534875051 (OP)
CLOSE GENERAL NOW

>>534890251
ascension sold rank 14 60s on their vanilla+ server?

>>534890297
>overwhelming dislikes
bros

>How can Epoch still win?

Also, don't expect Epoch to be out this month nor next month at all. Probably will come out between CoA and Bronzebeard.

>Completely bought by Ascension
>While Ascension devoted huge resources into their own classic+ version with BBC
>Chances of this still remaining as it was, albeit with stability now, under Asc being literally 0%
This is nuts. I can't even imagine what kind of crazy, retail+ level shit will get injected into it, let alone any other shadow control Ascension will then have over this.

I haven't been on a ride this wild since the early days of /coxg/, this is some shit.

>>534890326
money from the "non p2w" cash shop that epoch would've had 100% of otherwise

>Epoch fags now coping about their game turning into retail lite
Enjoy level scaling and mounts at level 1

Am I supposed to be mad that they went with Ascension over Turtle? It was obvious that Shenna was also making moves.

based epog is saved. bring us loyalists the full cash shop treatment kaytotes don't do this bullshit of holding out on us

>>534890341
2026 at the earliest. It's completely fucking over. Play Ambershite or fuck off to Retail.

POCHIESISTERS WE ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING BACK
LETS FUCKING GO

>>534889853
it's unironically a good thing

Shennatroons mad. Now epoch has a big boss to support them while epoch still retaining full creative control. This is a massive win for everyone.
Get fucked shenna i hope ur entire server mafia industry dies.

Fucking bizarre. This is just like Blizzard getting sold to Activision.

>>534889950
FFXIV is not a game, its just shit.

I'm still going to play.

So long as ascension doesn't meddle, this is pretty good for them

>>534890041
>W-we wanted this all along! Ascension hype ascension hype!

EVERYONE VOTE THUMBS DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I was playing turtle wow as a waiting room for epoch, but I think I'll just uninstall both and go back to playing factorio, maybe pick up OSRS when they add sailing. Oh well, just another disappointment to add to the pile.

>Turtle & BBC+ won

called it. weeks of dry humping epoch and you didn't even get a kiss

are you ready to apologize?

>>534890326
if you don't think there's going to be a slop cash shop eventually your retarted. Ascension isn't going to just work on this for free

>>534890450
They have complete control over the server's life
They will 100% meddle, asking for money

>>534890260
No money huh? Time is even more valuable btw but see this
>>534890202

it's absolutely fucking over, deep buried into the ground. worse than shenna takeover. jesus christ.

>>534890326
you WILL buy the mounts
cash slop will increase until morale improves

>>534890295
>>534890292
>Didn't even read the announcement
I always knew trannies failed to read important information, thus their missing dicks

See you in /bbcg/

>he donated
LMAO

>>534890098
It sounds like a positive thing, but Ascension doesnt just hand over their tech for no stipulations. They will have some manner of influence over it.

I was already having a bad day gaytotes you fucking faggot

>ascension killed /epog/

So what happens to this general now?

>>534890450
they will
not now, but they will lmao

>>534890252
Just seems like projection from you seething nigger. Tell me what is wrong with this deal without being emotional? They get a functional base and server infrastructure for a percentage of their profits

>>534889437
>plans for our in-game store aren't changing - we won't have any Pay to Win features in-game or in our store
>"Pay to Win"
Guess Epoch's about to get cash shop full of millions of mounts.

>>534889872
>>534890401
>ummm this pay2win server is better than that pay2win server
Guess it's time to wait for TBC classic again.

>>534890492
How did Turtle win? They didn't get to own Epoch.

idiots.
they should’ve just kicked all the newfags out of the discord and let only OGs play poggies with a 2k player cap. Problem solved

you can hear grandma rolling in her grave

>>534890326
they obviously got bought out
pretty smart move for ascension
they can bait epoch players into leveling and then dropping the P2W shop update

>>534890324
Gobbo warrior!

GUYS

POCHIE MONDAY

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

>official server: dead since pandaria or cata
>private server: dead (pop wise) or fucked with warmane hyper garbage
>private classic+ server: filled with power hungry libtard tranny garbage (turtle) or (again) dead as FUCK
now we can add "sold the fuck out to p2w garbage" to the list

>erm actually the Ascension shop is worse than Turtle
Issue with Turtle isn't the shop, its the fact they blatantly will steal people's characters and despite having a "no bot gold selling" policy they just have the gold farmers under their employment

This was literally the only option, now that Epoch has been taken under Ascension's wing they can truly thrive. Better this than a buggy mess.

>>534890358
it's a matter of playing or not playing. people will just have to get over it, ascension if the only way for epog to exist.

>>534890450
>>534890496
>>534890541
Imagine working on this thing for literal years only for it to end like this

That's gotta suck

>ascension saves their asses
>epoch will be hosted on ascension servers
>ascension will handle all the server side infrastructure and maintenance
>epoch still gets full access to its own cash shop and other monetization
So what is ascension getting out of this? other than good PR?

you know the whole
>putting down a beloved pet when its already sick and dying, and clearly suffering
this is like taking that pet and keeping it alive artificially with drugs and machines, slowly replacing everything that made it what you loved
they should have just announced the closure of the server until they manage to get the launch right
then maybe a few months, a year from now, they relaunch and we can appreciate it
the way theyre doing this just makes me sad, I had been laughing at 'poochies since the failed launch but now I feel sad for them

>>534890612
holy fucking LOL is this image real

>>534890605
It's time for the POCHIECENSION

>tfw I waited 2 years for a unique Classic+ experience only to be served Ascension slop when I could've played that at any time
Yeah I'm out, not playing Turtle or Ascension

SO IS A WIPE HAPPENING OR NOT

If you genuinely believe Ascension paid cash money for Epoch, will front the bill for fixing the server and running it, but don’t intend to cash shop to make a return on their investment, you’re one of the gullible retards who have been spamming POCHIE MONDAY endlessly.

>>534890492
I'm going to give her all my money and kiss her beautiful feet and beg for forgiveness..

>>534890651
your IP address and discord chat logs

>>534890651
Power. It’s always about power

>>534890574
they had nothing retard. this was a stunt to milk you

>>534890326
Conquest of Azeroth has been in Alpha for like 5 years. At least another decade for Epoch

>sellout to BBC
>still have to do multiple tests for weeks
HOLY FUCKING KEK

>>534890651
attention, literally attention
since epoch will be forced on the ascension client

>>534890625
I agree, but its a pyrrhic victory that makes Epoch seem weak and useless.

>>534890651
Slop shop once epochs been up for a bit

APOLOGIZE TO TURTLE NOW

ALL EPOCH NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOT KIKE SHILLS BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS O U T

>nooo there won't be a cash shop like ascension i promise!!!
said by the same team who lied several times since the original launch

>>534890604
I still prefer big Midna and it's not that I didn't fap to shortstack imp/goblins just last night

>>534890651
cash shop tithe every month from kaytotes

>people pretending that Ascension getting Epoch means they will suddenly start changing facets about the server
>something that Turtle is known to have done

>>534890326
I mean they potentially gain the massive 50k ish people who were interested in Epoch. They get a cut of the sales on Epoch's supposedly cosmetic only store. And people become 'incentivized' to buy Ascension's currency since it works on all their servers.

Ok whatever BUT WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO PLAY THIS REEEEE

>>534875051 (OP)
Man, Dutch really pulled a Vince McMahon on epoch.

>>534890624
Turdle literally steals characters, and also Sells Tier 3 geared ones on their discord for certain people interested in it, everyone knows it by now, even the world boss mafia is part of it.

Have fun paying $40 to play a stolen assets game in alpha state for years

>>534890540
I firmly believe this general will go on like a fucking zombie for at least 6 more months, regardless of what happens. Mental illness is too concentrated here.

Someone explain to me why and how this is bad (besides having to use ascensions launcher). If Epoch team controls the content and shop, while Ascension controls the servers working and shit, then what's the problem?

This is another Ascension ad campaign btw

>>534890651
most likely a cut of the profit and a TRUE full fledged vanilla+ server that can feed players into trying out their other projects

>>534890651
They'll be getting a cut

>>534890651
They are absolutely going to take a cut of the store profits.

>>534890463
Nah, go to hell. I'm happy for them and them having more time, more tools, and more confidence to work on the actual content is not bad news.

What's our plans now /epog/?
Sticking with Epoch after the merge? or going to ambershire?

This is unironically a win for me because the cute girl I work with constantly talks about playing Ascension and with it being built into the Ascension launcher even a normie like her can download and play.

>>534890651
They will get more players to their servers. People who only know about Epoch will go to Ascension servers to play Epoch. Once they are there, they will try the other servers and spend money.
You guys are fucking retarded if you dont understand this

>>534890651
>"Ascension will be able to spin up and merge realms as necessary"
they get to make their own epoch servers if they want

Why do you all have no faith in the devs? They wouldnt lie to us.

>>534890801
it literally isnt bad. just dont buy anything from the cash shop. its just funny because some retards paid lmao

ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!

>>534890326
>So what does ascension get out of it?
50k potential customers, free content to merge into their other servers later

>>534890805
>a TRUE full fledged vanilla+ server that can feed players into trying out their other projects
this, they want to funnel people into their actual p2w servers

>>534890775
Turtle really THAT bad huh? months and years ago, the worst I heard was insane moderation, this here is somehow even worse

>>534890630
Yeah, I definitely don't like this but what's the alternative, really?
At the very least the custom stuff we've seen will be there so I'll play for the time being

>>534890514
>nothing but lies for 2 entire weeks
>BUT THIS TIME THEY ARE TELLING THE TRUTH
how many times do you have to learn this lesson? There will be a cash shop at launch, it will have pay2win items, and the """team""" will be strangely silent.

>>534890775
>Turdle literally steals characters
what?

>>534890801
why would you take their word for anything when they've done nothing but miscommunicate and lie for two weeks straight? Do you ever get tired of being played like a chump?

Guys I'm...
I'm resubbing.

See you in MoP

Ambersissies, wagmi!

>>534890632
It sucks only insofar as the fact that since the Epoch team failed, they won't be getting a pure 100% of the cut of monetization Epoch would have. But that would mean the game wasn't a total abortion, which is why they resorted to this.

It would be amusing to know the details of the deal, since Ascension is willing to recoup core fixing and server costs if they can get a sizable amount of those 60k+ players.

>>534890651
PR, attention and an actual Classic + server. They get a huge win out of it. Bronzebeard can be their whatever funbox server shit without having to promote it as classic +.

>Someone's grandma died for this server just for it to be soldout to Asscenshit
That poor dude's grandma

>>534889853
It's good as long as Ascension never does any work on the actual game itself and only deals with the servers, which they say is the case (for now), but we'll see. I'm really hoping they don't add all that Ascension bloat shit like Marks of Ascension and all those gimmick NPCs in every city.

>>534890401
>Someone pissed in my soup
>Well I guess its better than someone shitting in it, so I shouldnt be upset

Cleverly played, though I saw this coming. The reason they hadn't been successful in the many tests is because their server infrastructure sucks and they needed a bail out.

>Ascension launcher
They SAID that the monetization will not change. I do not trust them. Dollar bills will change their minds about it.
It'll start with little convenience things. Then xmogs, mounts, boosts, etcetera.

BBC+ IN THE EPOCH BUSSY TONIGHT

>>534890836
lmao sellout.

/bbcg/? /ascg/?

>Ascension buys out Epoch
>lets them retain creative control
>lets them put out their cosmetic cash shop
>takes a percentage of the profits
>???
>win
I don't see the issue with this.

>>534890651
a cut from the shop and probably some back end deal to have the creation peeps from Epoch build shit for them in BB/COA

do we know when epoch will be playable now?

What does Ascension get out of this?

>>534890964
How the fuck does this fit in with Bronzebeard?

>>534890903
It's made up schizobabble

>ascension even taking the poggies discord over
jesus they literally sold everything

>Project Epoch will be accessed through the Ascension Launcher.
So should I just uninstall pochie now?

>>534890964
all of you faggots are disgustingly delusional lmao
>yeah im sure ascension faggots will let them run all this shit FOR FREE

Am I supposed to be dooming? The ascension launcher and infrastructure are god tier. My pochie future is certain now. Maybe in a few years they will start fucking with it and add p2w, idk, I'll be dead by then.

Real question:
what happens to GVRVBVSHI?

>>534890883
not sure how retards are missing this
if they have the infrastructure to host it why wouldn't you accommodate the most hyped server in the last decade

Well... now what?

Without ad hominen attacks and assuming Epoch are telling the truth about monitization, tell me why this is a bad thing? It's clear the Epoch team were only skilled in designing and scripting content and incompetent as actual coders (which ascension will be taking over)

VGH......HVME..................

>Turtle posters spend more time talking about other private servers than playing on theirs

>>534891042
im sure ascension is going to pay them for hosting probably through a cut of the cash shop

>>534891045
It'll just be its own server is what I'm guessing.
>Classless
>BBC+
>CoA
>Epoch

>>534890950
i wish i had an elf gf

>>534890765
honestly this is the best possible outcome
its very clear that epoch couldn't figure this shit out on their own without drowning

and between ascension and turdle well this is far better

>spent years shilling your garbage on 4chinks, r*eddit, turdle forums, troondcords
>just for this to happen
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EPOOPIES ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

BBC+ WON

>>534891136
Her feet were really soft

epoop status
FLUSHED

you know what, I am fine with it.
this just seems like an extension of Ascension's ad campaign, they want to funnel gamer dads into their classless server.
Ascension has some of the best core devs out there.

>>534891042

>>534890860
there will likely be a kaytotes version of epoch and an ascension version with P2W shop

>>534890964
its great news, Ascension have years of experience after their own messy start.
Honestly becoming a hub for Private servers and taking a cut is smart, its what blizz should have done but their ego would not allow it.

This server is an actual joke

>>534890942
he was a parsetranny, he deserves it

>>534891147
me on the bottom

>>534891102
They aren't telling the truth. Where have you been for the past 2 weeks?

Ulmetrs rewrote the entire code to run on linux, plus all the fixes
and they just turn tail and fuck him in the ass?
this is some bullshit

Shant be participating in this rugpull.
Besides Ascension has had CoA in beta for like 4 years they are also incompetent on top of being greeedy

BBC-sama... I kneel....

>>534890801
Nothing at all, Ascension takes Private Server Business seriously, and it isnt a bunch of tards who cant code or model or map like Epoch or even Turdle.
Also the fact they really are former blizzard coders, not the shitty ones, the competent ones with engine level knowledge they fired for DEI chimpanzees from UCLA and Berkeley 10 years ago

>>534890903
if your account is frozen for too long, some characters may disappear, not deleted, but transferred to someone who wants it with a T3 on top of it, and the "claim" that they needed to free the db.

TURTLE WON
>TURTLE WON
TURTLE WON
>TURTLE WON

SEETHE COPE DILATE

I don't mean to repeat what other anons are saying. But what does Ascension get out of this? Epoch has been overwhelmingly popular so with players needing to use the Ascension launcher to play Epoch, are they hoping to entice Epoch players to try Ascension?
Considering all they need to provide is server infrastructure this would actually be a good reason for Ascension to host Epoch.

I guess this means I'll be trying out turtle's fresh when it drops to finally scratch my fresh urge. We still don't have any sort of estimate on how long we need to wait for Epoch to be playable. Another week? More?

we lost to a literal funserver...

>>534891070
I literally just said they'd take a percentage of cash shop profits retard.

wtf even is ascension and why are they so powerful?

>>534890964
You have to be braindead to believe anything that the team says still at face value

Okay so is BBC+ actually worth trying out or am I better off just giving up?

>>534891147
they only wanted 100 players max!!!

>>534891102
you have to assume that they're all lying. hoping it works out.

>>534891102
>assuming Epoch are telling the truth about monitization
they aren't
everything they have said for the last 2 weeks has been lies
they sold out and will silently disappear

>>534891263
>But what does Ascension get out of this?
Slow corruption of Epoch players into paypiggies

for anyone defending this
>To be explicitly clear; Project Epoch retains full creative control over what enters the game from a gameplay, aesthetic, and monetisation perspective and will continue to develop content following our original roadmap with the same spirit and intent we were built upon.


Do you believe any of this?

brutally honest question. Do you believe any of it?
In the best scenario where, for nothing short of a miracle, the launch doesn't have asscension slop. do you truly ascension believe works for free and isn't the biggest predator in the pserver scene?
they make you pay for an alpha test

Wait, this means all the community managers and discord jannies lose their jobs, right?

So does this mean I can just use my Ascension account to circumvent Gaytotes' tantrum bans? If so, he better not have GM permissions because he will ban a lot of Ascension's previous players 100%.

>>534890905
Don't reply with a question. If I see they start adding retarded shit I just quit. It's that simple.

ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!

Bros... I don't feel too good

holy kek the discord reactions on Ascension