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>>534898190 (OP)shenna dead yet?
Ascension won.
Turtle lost.
Epoch lost.
We lost.
It's over.
>>534898280shenna will rush the release of ambershire
Justify playing Ascentionpoch after shitting on turtle for a week straight.
Go on, try it.
>>534898262>uma has two threads that fastBonkers
>>534897972just woke up
WHERE IS THIS HAPPENING ?!?!?!?
wat
Are they moving off of TrinityCore or are they fixing it?
>epoch got coders that know what they're doing
I'll miss the memes
>Gurubashi 6-8k pvp megaserver
it's gonna be a shitstorm and i'll love it
>>534898379Ascension discord.
Pochie ascend.
Ascend Pochie
>>534898343it's not ran by chinks and ziggers
Playing on epoch no matter what. I don't care if they add p2w items in the cash shop later on. I WILL be having fun.
>>534898371Honestly good, I'm just surprised and thankful that it didn't go to Turtle in the end.
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>actually communicates
>mpreg allowed
everything turned out better than expected
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I'm happy because I know that even if Ascenscion does take a big fat shit all over epoch, I know Shenna is absolutely sneething at being outbid for it.
>>534898343Easy
>1.12.1 ickyAlso fuck shenna
>>534898386They're swapping cores I think
>>534898472Dutch is saying a lot of nothing so who knows.
>>534898190 (OP)Hi OP. I'd appreciate if you stopped using my edits for /epog/ generals. Following the news of Epoch's acquisition by Ascension I no longer affiliate with this dogshit server and after getting the anger out of my system I will move on to killing time in other games until Microsoft-Blizzard announces Classic+.
Thank you for your understanding.
>>534898386the code was fucked from the ground up and completely unsalvageable
>>534898386Using Ascension's private branch with a decade of improvements.
>>534898371Pretty good. I think I actually got turned on to Bronzebeard instead
>>534898371Worried but optimistic. If the server stays true to the epoch we were sold awesome. If it gets ascension slop shop in a few months I'm dipping.
>>534898343Because its going to be Epoch but even better. Only doomers are insisting they will go against everything they said.
>>534898343I'm sceptic but will try it, if I see that Ascension is getting their hands in the design or shop then I'll be out.
>>534898262Uma just stays winning
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TRVST THE PLVN
so, since I'm not retarded and thus understand that somebody having more bag space, or a faster mount than me is not pay to win in any way shape or form, since there's nothing to win in the first place - how much will I enjoy Ascension?
>>534898492the shock turned him white
Ascension discord general is nothing but male pregnancy posts. Love it. We are gonna make it lads.
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I don't play WoW but I like looking through this general because the sheer ocean of hopium and copium is fucking insane
holy shit lmao, imagine waiting for a private server for forever and then getting non stop infinitely assblasted, I feel bad for you lot but my god I'd be lying if I didn't find this funny
FUCKING KNEEL TURTLE SHITS!
>>534898642>takeover with no warning at 3amWhy the fuck would I trust anything they say
>>534898492he got the money for the foreskin regrowth potion
>>534898642>Discord post said so therefore it's true.I'll launch better epoch within a week, just send me $50 000 via my crypto wallet guys.
>>534898582Same here, hopefully it will be as it was meant to be
>>534898642I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>534898642no ((plans))
we are just good goy who want to make their wish come true :)
The king has arrived to the Ascension discord. Bow ya shits.
Iโm just gonna play ambie now.
I quit and i don't care, fuck these nigger losers. this was the worst shit I've ever seen in pserver history and im old as shit.
>>534898642>visionfuck you blind ass nigger. i hope you get shot in the temple.
On the plus side, the useless comminuty managers and discord powertrippers (such as Eoss) are no longer needed, right?
So they (Ross) can be booted out asap
rrrrright?
>>534898684What did he think of the news?
>>534898801said the animetranny
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turtlebros....WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>534898614Quite unironically yes :)
This server is done for.
>>534898794>โUOHHH BIBOO I JERK OFF TO YOUR TIGHT CUNNY BODY ALL DAYY UOOHH MY KEYBOARD IS COVERED IN CUM FOR YOUUU :DDDDโFucking roach.
>>534898848Lolโฆ
>>534898794This guy's isn't going to be a mod there, right?
To people playing on Bronzebeard
Since /who is disabled on the server i made a channel ingame that you need to join and ask for ginvite
To access the chat you type "/join TND nigger" and ask for ginv, hopefully someone will be online, im going to sleep
T. Kott
>>534898929*smirks at you*
!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
ROSS HAS ARRIVED ON THE ASCENSION DISCORD SERVER
>>534898891Do turtle trannies really look like that?
What if he's actually doing all of this and will just leave them alone simply to piss off Shenna.
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>>534899026how long will they let you mpreg react to his posts?
>>534898848discord jannies and gms always find their way into a new gig when the last one dies. he's already applied
Which dev that got fucked by this is going to leak how the discord meeting breaking the news went first. We need Alex in schizo mode, he was made for this moment
well... uh... at least it's not shenna and crogge...
>still not saying if there will be a character/name wipe or not
>>534899063Such communication....
Don't leave me pochiesisters.... we didn't even get to run deadmines together......
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>>534898414I'm in
what channel?
>Project Epoch will be accessed through the Ascension Launcher.
its so over
>>534899149nobody is leaving, I am more hyped than ever.
>>534899149nobody is leaving
>>534899149Epochuds are not leaving
If you reach level 30 in BBC you'll get 100 poch bucks. Never been a better time to hop in :)
>>534899164general as always :pregnant_man:
I downloaded the epoch launcher, what now?
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>>534899127apparently they (assension) said that no, and they may be slightly more competent that previous clowns
>>534899149only trannies are leaving and are going where they belong - Troondle
>>534899246Hey I'm not a foot guy either but there's something there for everyone
>>534899205top = ascension
bottom = pochies
>>534899246Blue=Epoch
Orange=Ascension
Green=Turtle
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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>534899242>get to keep the alpha login screenYep, we won.
>>534899246>be brown>post comic made by brown trash that doesn't get white fetishes
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>>534899379Different server
>>534899149Not going anywhere, ride or die
>>534899379Irrelevant. Devs said they control the store. I TRUST the devs.
>>534899427>feet>white fetishesYou do not speak for us
>>534898876KEK is that a muzzy react
>>534899379That's some straight up jewish shit
>>534899379>somebody has more reputation than meOH NO!
anyway
>>534899502You're Puerto Rican, you aren't white
>>534898902were you associated with whitemane, the server?
>>534899149I've been in here for more than 2 weeks and waiting for epoch for like 3 years.
I'll see this fucking ride to the end.
Its over i feel sick and might kill myself. I hope the devs do the same they deserve it.
>>534899149I'm leaving for other games/patiently waiting for classic+.
Once again I get reminded why I shouldn't bother with private servers.
SO how long did the last core change take? The from Windows to Linux one?
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is anyone in the turtle discord? i want to see their meltdown.
>>534898538Thanks for your work while you were here anon
>>534899149I'm still here
>>534899379its insane that people look at the admittedly ugly but ultimately harmless shit on turdle's shop and think this is some win for epoch just to appease their weird obsessive shenna autism. fuckin sucks man. there's a timeline the launch went differently.
>>534898461what the fuck she is supposed to do with a 3.3.5 server?
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>>534899538>can literally buy damage boosts>balance your game around people buying this shityup enjoy the rugpull pochies. the fact these retards even think this is remotely acceptable means I want nothing to do with it
anyone got the screenshot of dutch planning to sabotage epoch and predicting people to blame turtle for it?
>>534899672who cares fuck these niggers they literally lost their server b/c they are fucking RETARDED
Can someone give me a rundown? I only plan on playing to make friends and goon.
>>534899758the jews won (again)
prepare your credit card
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>>534899758Assension got sold to project Epoch I think?
They are now the server rats and Epoch controls everything else.
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>>534899679'poopie, you are a laughing stock of pserver community...
>>534899758go play retail faggot, seriously.
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Can't wait for epoch
>>534899149we will be running deadmines soon sis!!
>>534899830him getting BTFO by mpreg emote will never stop being funny
Ross getting shitposted nonstop and spammed with mpreg emojis on the ascension discord
>>534899870you fuckers don't have any morals or code of ethics. Nor any basic consistency. Worse than the turtle trannies
Will the coomer mods still work tho?
>>534899923that's nice shenna
Turtle doomers trying to make a completely good situation sound bad with worst case scenario dooming that they devs have locked in wont happen.
>>534899923>There will be no p2w>Okay I play>We are now adding p2w>Okay byeIt's that easy.
>>534899758Epoch takes care of content and shop, Ascension takes care of the server working properly, Troontles have a meltie and shit up the threads
>>534899728>everyone in the server does more dmgso you pay, and everyone wins? based
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Speed release cumfirmed?
Dare I say...
POCHIE WEEK?!??!
I didn't think it was possible to get MORE hyped for Pochie than I already was... I was wrong!
This is unironically funniest shit i have ever seen since corecraft fiasco in private server scene
Its just too perfect
>Ascension wow is 60gbs
What the fuck am I downloading?
i dont think i can handle any more happenings. i need to lie down
>>5349000893.3.5 base, wod models and all their other crap
>buy portable talent book
>buy auto looter
>buy auto skinner
>buy max bags
>buy portable bank
yup, its classic+ time
>inb4 ascension devs get filtered by vibecode and it's another repetition of two (couple) more days shit show
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>>534900057>Pochie Friday confirmed
>>534899758>make friends and goon.I mean turtle's your best bet for that
>>534899923not that deep lil bro
>>534900089They make you download all their different clients
>>534900057making the WoD human model your profile pic is cursed as hell
>>534900137Holy mother of gems
>>534900028Epoch is gonna have p2w out the ass
>>534900028>There will be no p2w>Okay I play>We are now adding some p2w but it's a grey area>Okay I play, just don't add any more>We are now straight up adding p2w>Okay well I've spent too much time to quit now, maybe it won't effect me (it does)At least Shenna lost, the only thing that apparently matters.
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You just had to be there man
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>dutch (main janny) doesnt give a shit about ross getting ripped apart
wtf i love ascension now? buying 4 supporter packs rn
>>534900206uhhh... epog will have control of shop THOUGHBERT
>>534900146I will find you... and we're gonna have fun running something like SM.
>>534900206Ok. Then i'll stop playing when/if they add it, it's free after all
Epog + Ascension won
Shenna + Troondle lost
How long are we thinking until epoch is playable now?
>classic shitters who complain about p2w will be the first ones to buy gold from chinks or sell DP shit on AH
like clockwork
>>534899814Jokes on them, I don't have any money.
>>534899827>>534900037Thanks. Can't wait to meet new friends.
>>534900146I kind of want to break into the fresh community. Do you think I should go and make a turtle account anyway?
>>534900303pochie weekend
>>534899923>you fuckers don't have any morals or code of ethics
>>534900150stfu nigga b4 i slime u
I only recently started looking at private server stuff. Is there a quick rundown for the mpreg meme? I genuinely don't understand how it started or what it even means, if anything.
>>534900221There is not a single version of classic wow that is not pay to win on some level. Its all about how much you accept. Personally i would leave if the egregious ascension slop shop items make it into epoch
>>534900303Easily by friday. 15k all day. Epoch won bigly.
>>534900303They're crunching to get it working before ambie for sure
>>534900341ross the faggot epoch moderator thinks its transphobic (it isnt) so he removed everyones emote reaction permissions
>>534899063too late, deleted all
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>>534899923SHENNA PUT DOWN THE WODKA
>>534899063I hope I can just change the realmlist or something
I hate having like 4 vanilla fucking clients already
>>534900303>Stress test wednesday>Launch friday or saturdayPOCHIE WEEKEBD
this dutch guy alone is doing more gods work than the entire team of "stressed out community managers" in epoch
>>534900303within a week.
>>534900407Turdle already shot that in the foot by announcing forced mergers
>>534900341someone reacted with mpreg on epoch discord
and the mods had a meltie saying its transphobic and started banning people who use it
I am speechless
This is beyond fucking gay. Turtle unironically won while we lost BIGLY
>>534900268>everyone that got banned by this fag is in that discordlmao
>>534900538Epoch + Dutch won bigly. The new tools to create content will blow Turtle out of the water.
>>534900303Unironically few days
assension guys have dedicated server team on payroll so this should be a breeze on that aspect.
Launch either asap or friday.
If they launch before Ambershire that would be the funniest shit.
*sigh* Okay, let's do it. Ride or die for Epoch.
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>>534900548I'll kill you like turtle killed epoch
>>534900268He deserves it.
>server got delayed during my free time
>it's about to be brought back to life JUST when I can't play for a week
FUCK YOU GAYTOTES WHY COULDN'T YOU SELL OUT SOONER
>>534900341people found out he was into mpreg shit and started spamming the emote.
is there a tldr on getting this set up for when it launches (for real)?
Never used ascension before do I have to download their shit?
>trannies fighting each other atop a pile of ashes
fucking lol
>>534900481Dont pretend to be retarded. They said they will merge 'if' one dies. Any server should have that contingency.
non-wipe niggers are probably shitting themselves right now. I remember that one anon crying about consistency and keeping to their word. You have about 4 months till the super hebrew cash shop hits.
are guys who are into straight shota into mother/son incest as well? I'm into mom/son but not so much shota, I imagine theres gotta be a lot of overlap though right?
>there's actually a decent fucking chance Epoch comes up before Ambershire now that they have Ascension's server team handling it
How the fuck did we get here? We were just memeing about stairs a few days ago.
>>534900273Hopefully on epoch or ambie!
>>534900329Sure, why not
>>534900709just wait until they tell us if we can use the epoch launcher, you can worry about it after that
>>534900657lmaoo. I guess i win by default then
>>534900741I don't think anyone cares after the failed relaunch. I was pro-prune but now? Just wipe it.
I think I'll just join the Ascension discord, thanks.
>>534899456>I TRUST the devs that failed to launch for the second time and then called it a test to save face instead of being honest
>>534900694>>534900485>>534900387Thanks, reminds me of the psycho chat moderators in Warframe.
>>534900043isn't he going to puke it all later as they're lactose intolerant?
>>534900835If you didnt trust the devs why did you wanna play at all?
>>534900725They straight up said Ambershire will be merged with Nordanaar
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>>534900756sure mom/son is hot
/ss/ also just happens to be the path of least resistance to it
>ascension gets server rights
So they are going to lift Kaytotes' rangeban on China and the server will be flooded with gold selling chinks and GDKP. Amazing, really hype. Can we shut this pathetic ass general down now?
>didn't launch
>down for 3 weeks
>won't be up this week
>won't be up next week
>most likely won't even be out before bronzebeard
This is just sad. All the people hyping this merge are astroturfing shills and retards that have never seen how bad ascension is.
>>534900876Your retarded disinfo isnt needed here, people arent playing on turtle here anyway.
I'm reporting this thread every opportunity I get now, btw
>t. ascenion bbc+ enjoyer and wildcard addict
>>534900876god you're fucking retarded
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>>534900709AS far:
>accounts merged automatically>keep the game files, launcher may change>characters are kept>login screen is kept
>>534900835The part where the devs were incompetent is now handled by Ascension though.
Releasing the server exactly at the same time as Ambershire has to be the biggest dick move they could possibly pull right? God I hope that happens, shenna would have a fucking meltdown
>>534900587>>534900592 It was never going to happen anyway for epoch. Even if they launched there were already 100+ class mechanics bug these idiots could not fix any time soon. Canโt wait to see ascension p2w filth seep in slowly this or next year. This faggot nigger lied about everything for two weeks and this is no different. Fuck everyone and everything I just wanted somewhere to go away from trannywow
Are the Ascension people not afraid they will lose people on Bronzebeard and thus lose money from their aggressive monetization on "QoL" items, when everyone will just roll on new Epoch now?
>>534900873They were endearingly incompetent before, but selling out strips them of their innocence.
serious question, how did the team go from
>server seemingly back up
>only issue being stairs put in backwards due to trying to push out a new gnome starting zone
to
>entire server and data sold to ascension
in just one weekend? it honestly looked like the server was working fine on MULTIPLE occasions. I seriously don't think I had very many issues beyond the launch day (when the server was up). Were they just sperging out for no reason?
>>534900934Someone asked what would happened of Amber ate too much of Nord's population and they said they'd merge Amber into Nord to keep nord alive.
>>534900934No need to screech
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>>534900803I'll swiss cheese you im from O block nigga I'll make you my bitch like ascension did to your daddy
Bowser and Torta are actually pissed I can't show screenshots without revealing myself but just know they're SEETHING. You're going to see a lot of Ambershire announcements to entice players to play.
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>>534901008it will be the same you fucking retarded, epoch is p2w suck dicks nigger
>>534900883>incest is hotamerilards deserve the noose
>>534901051They should just say fuck it and crank Ambershire early
>kezan realm players trying to reason to bother with a launching gurubashi since it was not part of epochs original vision
actual mental illness
>>534900982>characters are keptWhere did they say that?
>>534900932I don't think any of the previous rules are changing. Ascension will only take care of the servers working, rest is still on Epoch supposedly. Time will tell.
>>534901026the queue system was never functional. all of the final tests were uncapped which gave them a reason not to have the queue. i can only imagine they just couldnt figure that out and on their end they were seeing the writing on the wall.
>>534901107Original vision was Kezan only so yeah.
>>534900993turtle fired the first shot
>>534901051I heard they were going to get Epoch until Kaytotes saw that ad of the dwarf walking into Anvilmar which made him go with Ascension.
Can you confirm or deny?
>>534901026probably something along the lines of
>Uhhh do we REALLY wanna deal with this shit by ourselves instead of just getting help?>Jewscension is offering big money>Oh shit let's go
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>>534901037"If" was the main factor. Theres no possibly way everyone just leaves Nord and moves to Ambershire.
>>534901064>adding their api and addons to epoch>lifting the chink rangeban so the server will be flooded with third worlders>people are still pretending like everything is fine
>>534901051Ambershire is for legit homos and actual trannies. its so bad you might as well play any other game or just kys
>some jeet is dropping ross's dox in the discord
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There is hope, but time will show for sure.
>>534901194this all sounds too convenient
>>534901169>>534901142true, I think that one mod saying he didn't like where the server was headed knew that it was getting sold off, so that puts the timeframe at around friday for when they began considering the offer. that means they lied constantly and repeatedly.
>>534901134Ascension isn't doing charity work, if they want their cut of the pie they aren't going to go along with Kaytotes rangebanning a country with over a billion people who are known for paypigging and playing WoW
>>534901194idk what this is, i left the discord and will never come back these guys are actual faggots and deserve death.
>>534901194>wait a few months>copy paste Epoch content into Bronzebeard>shut down EpochIf you can't see this coming, you are a lost cause.
>>534901194it just means epochs cash shop will be dedicated just for it
>>534901131uuuhh.... I thought I saw it in q&a but I can't find it anymore....
I may or may not have hallucinated that one.
Wipebros we .... we..... WE WON
Time to finally leave t(oxic)wow. I feel like only boomers and neonazis play on there.
I will join Project APOCH!
Any silly guilds planned? :3
YOU WILL RIDE MOUNT AT LEVEL 2 ON EPOCH AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>>534901294then I'll just quit and go do something else
that something else will not include playing on trannywow btw, tranny
BUT WHEN WILL IT BE OUT
FUCK
>>534901294BBC is already better than Epoch. they are only buying Epoch to absorb some of the players. EPOCH IS SHIT AND ALWAYS WAS.
>>534901318<Pochie Pals> !!!
>>534900982>just got turned over to ascension>in the span of 8 (eight) minutes there has been more clarity and communication than in 2 (two) WEEKS of epochfucking hell
>>534901283No one knows yet what kind of deal they made, so I'm just not going to talk out of my ass about it.
>>534901393POCHIE WEEKEND
AMBIE DOA
>>534901393August 17th :^)
>>534901393called my gypsy fortune teller, she says Friday.
I hope all of you kys violently :)
guys the cash shop will never have pay to win items
it will have Convenienceโข items
I am actually really happy for this.
We will get our server soon and turdle lost :)
>>534901505have fun with shenna lmao
Project Epoch is under Protective Custody
>>534901240Popping out the champaign
>>534901520Wow just like on Turtle!
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>Download Ascension wow
>Find a 10 slot bag on the ground first area
Ahhhh so this is Classic+
>people having melties about pw2 stuff on MMO pserbs
First time?
>>534901081>americans out of nowhere
This deal probably happened due to the aggresive ad campaign Turtle had, plus the ads being added to epoch's status websites.
I'd not be surprised at all if Ascension gets shit working to kneecap Ambershire's release.
>want to try out some ascension before epoch is out
>it has Heirlooms
jesus christ
>>534901589>Epoch launching AFTER Bronzebeardholy shit lol lmao
>>534901610>ahh so this is what online servers feel like
>>534901589>3 months till epochlel
YOU GUYS GOT SOUL D OUT LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
>>534901654Don't worry it's fake, just using the same reactions from this post.
>>534901589Fuck 2+ months..
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>>534901440It's a deal that involves money, and there's only one (legitimate) way to earn money through a WoW private server.
>>534901589and so it ends...
>>534901589BUT 4KEK SAID IT'LL COME OUT ON FRIDAY!!!
>>534901589it's fake you dumbasses
i just woke up and have no idea what's going on. anybody can qrd on latest news?
WAIT A SECOND
>PROJECT Epoch
>PROJECT Ascension
IT WAS ALL PLANNED FROM THE START
>>534901801Project Epoch sold out to Ascension.
>>534901687Efloppers are proud of that fact too lol
>>534901589this better be fake bro
>>534901801We're so back sis
>>534901589It's fake you retarded fagots
>>534901589uuhhh.. chief... I don't seem to be able to find this one....???
Thanks for all the shotacon whitemane anon
>>534901801Ascension bought Epoch and some people are delusional enough to believe that that doesn't mean P2W.
Guys I donโt like Bronzebeard. It feels like retail. Iโm finding 10 slot bags in the ground and the UI is god awful. Why is it so blurry too? Can someone help me out
>>534901801>Epoch Ascension deal>Epoch handles content and shop>Ascension handles working servers>Troons seething
>>534901813Yeah its a rug pull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McBpez-trCM&list=RDMcBpez-trCM&start_radio=1
since you guys got sold out might as well listen to it
By the time Epoch releases this thread will just be one schizoid samefagging as 20 different anons.
>>534901801we now have some competent people working on servers while idea guys/vibe coders keep working on everything else
Overall an improvement.
>>534902018pulled and then stuff in your ass twice a
>>534901801>Kaytotes sold>Ascension bought>Both say Epoch has full control of basically everything except the server partmake up your own opinions with that information
Ascension's strategy is working because I just bought $150 worth of concurrency at a x3 multiplier. Hopefully it's shared with Epoch's :)
>turtleshills so scared that Epoch might come up by the weekend they're posting fake screenshots saying it will be up in 3 months
why does he have a real job when he's running a service with over 150k users and cash shops so good and convenient you'd be a fool to not use them if you're actively playing on those servers
>>534901975>yeah let us just fix your core for you and maintain it long term for no monetary gain>inb4 muh non-p2w shop$100 a month isn't gonna cover it, unc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKbFMvkLIc
>>534902018I wonder if it was chalked.
>>534902095I really fucking hope Epoch has access to nothing, they suck at everything and ruin even more.
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>>534902095sounds kino
servers were these niggers weak point so letting someone else handle it seems smart.
but that do assension guys get from this? royalties? good vibes?
if ascension is true to their word this is best-case scenario. having ascension supporting this server is huge. however, keep in mind:
>all ascension servers share cosmetics
>all ascension servers share mounts
>ascension is unequivocally p2w
if they begin to slip at all, it's over. if they feel epoch is not bringing in enough cash they will pressure them to add more mtx.
magic missed out on a 6 figure payout sad
>>534902145>mpreg on literally everything kek
>>534902229People, influence, money
Turtle won. Iโm playing Bronzebeard right now and itโs trash. Not classic at all. Ambershire here we come
>>534901589Don't scare me like that
Worst disaster in private server history, I hope the devs never return. they deserve very bad things.
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>>534902145i think he means work on the server, anon
>muh turtle boogeyman
>muh shenna boogeyman
i just wanted epoch to be good and not beholden to some fucking slop shoveling jews like ascension. god fucking damn it
SHENNA IS SCARED
>SHENNA IS SCARED
SHENNA IS SCARED
these threads are about to be brigaded harder than ever
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>>534902301Sorry you got hit. I never intended to scare my anime posting homies.
>>534902145anon that probably is his job
Why would shenna be mad right now? Everyone in pserver scene already player ascension and made their minds about it
>>534902308the worst part about this whole thing is that the devs will continue working on the server. honestly they are the scummiest people i have seen in a long time, kaytotes and eredun especially. their blatant lying is just insane in retrospect. they also completely screwed over magic, who quit the team seemingly due to his grandma dying? now he has no spot on the merger.
>>534902145That's their janny supreme
I prefer him over ross already.
we haven't even reached thread limit, its over.
>>534902408cope so hard cap so cold you gon fuck around and drown off that cope
>>534902396Feeling frightened Shenna? ITS POCHIE WEEKEND!
>>534902504He's so desperate to be relevant.
>>534902396you are being baited
>>534902521https://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z
>>534902504is that the kangaroo guy?
>>534902504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG1-lu-2E24
>>534902502>thread 60 minutes old>not even at post limit yetIt's so over
>>534902504I need more e-celeb opinions on ascenpoch because I'm incapable of independent thought
>>534902504Isn't Alex an unironic Turtle shill? Like an actual shill not the shills we see in the treeline like the fucking Vietcong.
>>534902504What's wrong with your font?
>>534900756not really
incest is boring and there are dozens of better ways to do the dynamic
>>534902396Stay mad shennatron. You wish it had landed on your filthy troon hands
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>>534902135>turtleshills so scared that Epoch might come up by the weekend they're posting fake screenshots saying it will be up in 3 monthsNo one's scared of this. It's legitimately not happening until September at the earliest. That's fine. Both projects will be fine on their own.
>>534902654he shilled epoch right up until it's "launch" lol.
Pretty much every video he made before deleting his server was about epoch.
He just doesnt hate turtle like some people here do.
>>534902732You are quoting a fake screenshot.
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>>534902278Also payback. Shenna has launched many DDoS attacks on ascension. Bet dutch swinging his dick around shennas face right around now.
>>534902504"Show less" yeah show less of that faggot here. Kek
>>534902717random private server shitposter who think he's an e-celeb
>>534902783HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534901887arknights chads rise up
>>534902783>2023man it feels like forever ago lol
I still can't believe this was real.
I'm still hyped for pochie.
>>534902504He's right. You fags are complete cucks.
>>534902783Really wish I didn't read that.
>>534902504I just like the idea of Epoch more
>>534902783No way thats real
Hahahaha
>>534902956with non-retards working on server it may actually launch this time around
>>534902783>2023>shitty retard-tier ERPAI dungeon already existed by this time there is no excuse
>You vill download crypto miner ascension launcher
>You vill buy pay for convenience
>You vil give up your information to ascension
Are there any differences between ascension and turtle? Ik you hate shenna and want to play your poochie but You have to admit that poochie doesn't love you and you are a hypocrite
I will give Ascension $1000 before I even give Turtle a second try. Fuck that piece of GARBAGE. I'd rather some jeet live in my backyard and use it as his toilet like a regular and patriotic canadian.
The question is does Dutch want this out the gate asap before Ambershire or after?
>>534902263Lel these jannies are already more based than what we had
>>534903060They already said the Epoch launcher and login info will work
>>534902504I don't like turtle's custom content, so I'm not playing it until they delete or fix it.
Is Ascension general always this chuddy?
>>534903060Dutch said you don't need the launcher
Okay so what does this mean? When is the launch happening?
>>534903060>Are there any differences between ascension and turtleascension does the bulk of they're shady shit over the table
>>534902956go back to /dbs/ faggot
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>>534902783What in the goddamn?
>>534902907Oh okay, makes sense.
>>534903104No, they said epoch launcher was busted but keep the client
anyone who thinks this ascension takeover will be anything but bad is mentally ill. see you all in 6 months when ascension is selling epoch starter packs
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>>534903008I always think her hands are her balls when the pic is small.
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>>534903134This week/weekend (assumed)
we will know more tomorrow.
You will never get a proper classic+ experience as long as these people exist. You know what you must do anon.
>>534902767September is not "2-3 months from now", dumb tranny.
>>534903259Ah but you said September "at the earliest", with the implication that it could reasonably take longer which would be 2-3 months.
>>534903220>6 months of wowie
>>534903147dbsGODS rule every board
>>534903220>play on a good server for 6 months>then quit pservers until somebody makes a good server againsounds good to me
>>534903328>calling gigi a dbsgodThat /a/ janny really did a number on you guys
>>534903306nta but you sound like a fucking redditor.
>>5349033145 weeks of levelling then 6 months of molten core and then hopefully epoch T2 uldum comes out
>>534903116>>534903104are you guys this fucking stupid? why can nobody here read?
>>534903234Man, it's so nice having non-clowns run the show.
>>534903234i had completely forgotten what competent leadership could look like, i already love this guy
>>534903234>This week/weekend (assumed)You are out of your mind if you think Epoch is launching this week. They're moving infrastructure, merging performance patches from Ascension's client, launching as many servers as needed to keep up with demand.
There's zero chance of it coming out this week or next week. September if you're lucky.
>>534903341You don't have to wait :)
Also Epoch took 4 years.
>>534903306>logical fallaciesYou a stupid bitch.
>>534903309That's for the dude who is actually playing on Mac.
>You can delete the Epoch launcher, but for now you should keep the client for now and I will update you in the coming day on which path will be taken for client download.
>>534903220umm
still not playing turdle, shenna
>>534902783https://youtu.be/0oV7S0Jot8Y
>>534903402turtle isn't good, sorry
>>534898371We might actually get to play by the end of the month. I expect leveling 1-60 while it's fresh will be great. Long term viability? the server is fucked lmao
>>534903381>5 weeks of leveling2 months of leveling
>>534903398holy fuck it's a night and day difference. how was kaytotes+team so incompetent at communicating? i guess they truly were just fucked the entire time and lying through their teeth.
>>534903379And you sound like a fucking faggot.
>>534903410What logical fallacy? There's a fucking implication when you say the phrase "at the earliest."
>>534903381>5 weeks of levelingSOVL
>6 months of molten coreSOVL and I can level and alt meanwhile
So are they pushing MC back or not? It's been two weeks and it's supposedly going to be coming out in three weeks and I still need to hit 60 and potentially find a endgame raiding guild
>>534903402You underestimate how good Ascensions infrastructure is.
>>534903402but I thought epoch was never coming out?
>>534903234>already communicated more than epoxy team did in 3+ years
>>534903479Cope
https://youtu.be/d_OaLQeOkZM
i left the discord when i saw the ascension merge
Shenna status?
Turtleshill script status?
Ambershire status?
Biggest lies, biggest fiasco, biggest fuck you in 20 years of private server scene
Iโve been there in 2005 when nothing worked and you hit yourself channeling arcane missiles on 1.2.4 client
>From the guys who literally ask you to pay for beta access
Not even ABK at its worst was this fucking greedy.
>It will be good for first 6 months!
Don't care, I'm not investing any of my time or money into anything associated with Ascension.
>>534903624ACKED
ACKED
ACKED
>>534903602LOL even fucking season of mastery was a better classic experience than retail mounts and cash shops
>>534903234Was it really that hard for these devs to do? To just simply say what they were trying to do or to at least try to answer some questions without it being vague? These ascension guys already seem like they'll be helpful as hell for the Epoch dev team
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>>534903530September is 2 weeks away dude. You're really reaching here by saying that he was "implying" 2-3 months with that lol.
A few threads back someone said ascension have ex-blizz devs on staff. Is this true?
>>534903692kill yourself and then i might
There WILL be a cash shop sooner or later, no matter what they say.
Ascension doesn't have any reason to do this, other than long-term money strategies. And as we know what happens on their other realms, it's not difficult at all to connect the dots.
>>534903530>What logical fallacy?Strawman.
Non sequitur.
Informal fallacy.
>There's a fucking implication when you say the phrase "at the earliest."It doesn't imply that the Discord screenshot is meant to be taken as gospel.
>>534902504> play turdle fresh> RP-PvE on a literaly troon serveryou have to be equally mentally ill to associate yourself with that, but im not surprised given that alex is a faggot.
>>534903672based pochie anon
>>534903672animesaars will eat cow dung if it has project epoch labelled on it
>>534903662SoM was unironically great. Pure Vanilla with 1.5x rates, a more difficult end game, and the early days of HC. It was pure sovl.
SoD was hot garbage though.
Fuck I've been posting on the dead general like a retard.
QRD on the whole early access paypig ascension servers?
I can imagine them pulling shaddy shit if they ever launch tbc
Ross getting blown the fuck out is incredibly wholesome. Can't hide in your toxic positivity safe space anymore, faggot. The entire team deserves this treatment.
>>534903773All the trannies are on epoch too.
How long before Kaytotes pisses off the ascension team and they cut him out completely? Based on the past two weeks I imagine itโll be pretty soon.
where are ascension servers located? this is the only thing that matters to me rn
Good morning evropan and hyperborean americans. Epoch tuesday it is.
>>534903838the best part is the ascension discord mods being generally cool and understanding (and also allowing ross to get flamed)
>>534898876That's it until they cash stops coming and they push for bank/mail/ah mounts right?
>turdle buys pochie
DA COMRADE WE NOTICED YOU HAVE NOT LOGGED IN FOR 25 HOURS SO WE SOLD YOUR CHARACTER TO IVAN, PLEASE LEVEL ANOTHER
>b-b-b-but ASCENSCION IS THE BADDIE!!!
>>534903869I think they'll request him to implement some feature or update and he'll fail to deliver. Lack of professionalism has been the #1 problem during this whole debacle
So are we switching to the Ascension launcher/discord or how is that gonna work?
>>534903869it is Kaytotes' dream to hand over the backend infrastructure side of the entire thing to someone else and just focus on the content side of things
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>>534904023There's going to be more information tomorrow. They said there's a chance we can use the epoch launcher instead of ascension
>>534903672We're going home soon sis....
>>534903652Why are you still in this thread? You will be the first in ascension queue.
I have full confidence in Dutch's team to get this shit up by Friday. Pic related: It's the Ascension server team.
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I cant wait to buy the Epoch Season Pass so I can unlock transmog sets from epic expansions such as Shadowlands, and Mists of Pandaria then show them off to my friends!
Play Ascension's Project Epoch today!
So now that epoch is dead and sold to a dev team greedier than Activision-Microsoft, creating slop that maฤทes SoD look blizzlike wtf am I supposed to play?
>Turtle
Dogshit pvp, funserver custom content, only option for fresh is a trannie infested RPPVE server.
>Everlook
Chink blizzlike
>Wallcraft
Literal funserver.
>SoD
Expired
>MoP classic
Slop expansion
>Retail
AI made slop expansion
>Classic+ by Blizzard
Unannounced
Oh no no no he's too poor to buy the $20 PochiePackโข!!
>>534904184you lost shenna
I hate every >POCHIE poster with a fiery passion
>Ross getting humiliated by the Ascension discord mods
holy kek
I'm just gonna wait for Blizzard's true Classic+. The $15/month will scare away all the spics and third worlders
>>534904170Greed vs Lust
You lost my respect midna you really are just another tripfag.
>>534903692wtf was the "nightmare situation" you are talking about
>>534904296Can't wait to play with more bots than humans.
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>>534904308I want to play the game with frens anon, Gummy's is kill :c
>>534904296I cant wait for the obligatory gay romance quests in every zone, it's what vanilla really needed
>>534904328didn't watch but turd takeover I assume
How many people are we actually gonna lose from the swap
>>534904408like three fiddy
>>534904408Kes already quit, Ross won't last much longer
>>534904378You get to play with tranny russians and jews instead.
>>534904408>Ascension sign ups are openExpect the population to be higher unless they fuck up the servers AGAIN
>>534904184it's gonna be so good
want to reset talents? that's 1 dollar thank you
where do I pay for epoch beta access
And you all mocked Bronzebeard, yet here they are coming to save Pochie.
I refuse to play on a server that unironically uses "BBC+" as a fucking tag.
>>534904378you dont have friends because youre an unstable tranny and you certainly arent going to make any worthwhile connections on 4chan of all places
>>534904265>Hey Ross can you guys create some new channe->No no no, we can do that here.the discord mod war begins.
>>534904479>Kes already quitShe did not quit
>>534904238Nice try Shenna I will never play turdle
>>534904501I'm not poor so I have no problem supporting a server that provides content I enjoy.
Get a new tactic, shenna.
>They're going closed source
and so it starts
i only wish they couldve stayed independent so i could laugh as all their custom content kept crashing the server
wheres the fucking trashcension discord invite?
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>>534904408Kes is still here, for better or worse.
>>534901294They'll probably copy paste some of the dungeons and raid changes plus new raids, with some number tweaking as needed ofc
As long as they leave Epoch untouched there I don't care.
So can we delete this cringe general and go back to /wpsg/ now?
>>534904685wait kes is actually a tranny? lmao
>>534904641They were already closed source nonny...
>>534904641It was already closed source because Kes refused to use a license that forced them to share their work.
>>534904759>Does he know?
>>534904753>Please save our dying generalHmmmm...nyo
>>534904753nah. turdwow lost. shenna necking inc.
>>534904753sure, you go first
>>534904753no one wants to go to your tranny clique general
my life does not revolve around chasing FRESH classic WoW servers so if I get a few months of enjoyable play out of epoch+ then I'm content
>>534904767>>534904795not like this... not like this..
even the server core is closed...
have fun getting your datamined
>>534904560what an insanely good deal for ascension
they just increased their userbase by 50% overnight.
The only problem is that they now have a price to pay, the speed of them handling putting up the server will dictate how many of those new people will stick. However i can barely imagine what a terrible experience must it be fore the ascension side developers that have to go through the horrendous spaghetti code epoch devs have cooked up
great news and a logical alliance. I hope to never see posts from Kaytotes again, let him focus on his content for Epoch and keep his mouth shut. And the guys from Ascension will prepare excellent promo materials for Epoch
>>534898472the highest level was 12 before the crash. Anyone who throws a fit over this is literally baby tier
>Epoch website has no updates since 7/24
Um pochiebros?
>>534904884they are literal professionals I'm sure a team of them could rewrite all of the original concepts pretty quickly
so how do the somalians factor into this?
>>534904882I tranny flag react every announcement to troll faggots like you. Surely others do the same.
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>>534903870Apparently classified, but somewhere in EU.
Tested the classless and got 30 ms from Finland, so likely germany or norway.
>>534901370Why do you guys assume any criticism of project epochcension is an endorsement of turtle? You guys sound butthurt and I assume you think about turdtle 24/7
>>534904976One of the content devs.
>>534905007>I"m j-j-just trollingsure nigga, put on the socks.
>>534905007thats the first time ive heard that cope
>>534904991They're sailing over to ascension hq as we speak
>pochie sold out to ascension
>immediately after thread is full of ascension shills and shitting on turtle
>>53490501230ms from Finland probably means some frankfurt or vienna datacenter.
You guys said Epoch Monday what happened? before that it was Epoch Saturday and now
>>534904180 Epoch Week?
In 6 days u r going to get SHIRED lol
>>534901370>spends last 2 weeks obsessing over epoch >I DONT CARE TRANNY TRANNY TRANNYit's okay to care anon, something you love is being taken away you can be angry
>>534905092People just want to play Epoch that badly
>>534898343Turtle's content looks sloppy
Epoch's looks like it fits seamlessly in the world
also no tents and no obnoxious HCfags
it's that simple
>>534905015Shenna. You lost. Go home and play with your bots in your dead server while all 60k of us play pochie weekend.
>>534905108we know more tomorrow
trvst the plvn
>>534905108now it's epoch weekend (confirmed)
whether its on pochie or ambie midnanon will still be my wowfie
>>534905108Turtlefags are trembling now that stable servers have been secured.
>>534905174>Epoch's looks like it fits seamlessly in the worldCool, can i see new quests and locations?
>>534905092That's what you troondle faggots get for the massive shilling and shitting on epoch you did. Not so fun to be on the receiving end, huh?
>>534905092at some point turtle faggots really need to come to the realisation literally nobody likes them and nobody wants to associate with them.
>>534905216back off midna's ass is mine
>>534905092Let's not act like the turtletrannies are completely blameless in this
>>534905201I'll buy ascension sooner than later. Then I'll fill your precious epoch with trans flags. #crypto #pay2win #eflop
I fully expect to wake up tomorrow seeing a launch plan for this weekend
>>534905217Glad you guys have stable servers figured out. Doesn't change the fact that your classic+ roadmap sucks compared to ours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATXSJhdmfwE
By the time this launches, we'll be even further along than this ^
>poopies are now trying to pretend that their embarrassing shill campaign has never happened
KEEUK
go clean shenna's pussy from crogge cum after fucking in the hotel that was paid by your cosmetics
>>534905309No need for "le big roadmap" when the custom content is already better at launch.
wanting to play epoch != bending over backwards for jewcension
learn to control yourself women
>>534905334Is that Kaytotes?
>Ascension handling the server infra and backend means the devs can just focus on making content and not have to wear multiple hats
You guys ready for content rich patches?
>>534905307Maybe wait for later, Dutch said they've gotta work first before more updates.
turtlebros, no matter what you say, you still play on the 1.12 client
>>534905092read the new faq, it is... refreshing...
I just wanted to tank classic with tbc talents
>>534905348I unironically would. She's hot as fuck.
>>534905309nice you should go discuss it in your thread
>>534905307it's a realistic expectation.
night night nonny
>>534905267nuh uh! midna said that we'd get married when we meet on pochie!
>>534905419what the fuck is the difference between 1.12 and 3.3.5 clients again?
more addons?
can someone post the pride month cosmetics from ascension so the poochie avatar fags shutup
>>534904296epoch is remarkably close to being my ideal classic+ and blizzard will make retarded choices with their version, however, i hope they announce it anyway just to fuck with everyone
>>534905232You missed the streams?
Most of the locations are pretty understated (which is a good thing)
Don't know about the majority of the quests but the few I did when I got to play felt just like vanilla
How's the team feeling about mpreg being allowed by their new overlords?
>>534904882>169 trans flag reactionsgrim
>>534905232Yeah here you go
>>534905419What will your cope be when Unreal Azeroth releases and it's better than the 3.3.5 client?
>>534905450You should suck my cock and lick my asshole while you're down there.
>>534905472API. Everything else is fixed by literally a single client mod on GitHub
>t-they promised no p2w on pochie
just as they promised 26.07 launch
you will buy exp boosts on pochie
you will ride 100% mounts on lvl5
you will have full set of heirlooms
>>534905571you uh... you... DO have a thread, don't you?
>>534905232>>534905618It's hosted locally so its only shows the worldspace.
>>534905012hopefully i'll get 150ms from south america and not 300...
kiss bye bye to the epoch launcher. They'll say something like "There are unpatchable bugs, better to allocate dev time to one launcher" and they'll probably be right.
As big musk said they'll use epoch as a loss leader to get you to download their chinese gatcha launcher, then once saturation is reached they'll monetize epoch. There is no winning in the long run, best you can do is have fun for a couple of months and sell your data.
>>534905662Yeah it's called >>/wpsg/ and this serves as containment for troons such as yourself.
Pochie posting is thread culture, suck it losers.
>t***** on damage control now that they let 50k users slip through their slimy fingers
>>534905715its just a video game its not that serious
>>534904685it would be extremely bad optics for both parties if a bunch of epoch devs got cut out in the deal. i dont imagine they were all for it but they would have been paid or given assurances.
except magic lmao
>>534902504What are ascension crimes?
I know they have an even worse "QOL" cashshop than turtle but I don't follow private server drama
>>534905715you guys used the launcher?
>>534905726Oh... I guess I thought you had like... your own thread, like /TWoW/ or something
sucks that you can't afford to live on your own and need a bunch of roommates...
>>534905662god... please.. more loli sally
>>534905758you can't say that after following this shit for 2 weeks
>>534905752Shenna is PISSED lmao
TURLE WON
TURTLE FRESH SOON
SLEEPOCH LOST
SLEEPOCH SOLD
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How seamless will epoch be now that its in the hands of a proven server running team?
Is it still possible or even likely that epoch's custom code and content could cause massive issues and crashes like before?
>>534905806i really like that tree
Wonder if streameranon will play on PochieScension
>>534901589turtle trannys are so fucking scared LUL
>>534905816there's some on the slopository
Personally I'm excited for Apoch
>>534905869hypocrite retard
>>534905804>roommatesturtle shills are more like hobos living in someone's crawl space
>>534905232>>534905903It's a good tree, I like the implication that it seems like the area is in the middle of reclamation attempts with some trees and the ice in the interior screenshot melting into water again.
>>534905885The custom stuff is very likely going to break the servers often during the early days. Supposedly those are much easier fixes than the server shit they were trying to do before.
>>534903234I don't know if I can handle this many updates
I hope Kaytotes does his own thing on epoch discord where he post vague updates every 3 days or something
>>534905715but enough about troondle p2w
>>534902492No one cares, magic. Did you try to come crawling back yet, you flake?
/epog/ civil war thread
ascension vs turtle
both sides are awful HOLY SHIT this really was the worst case scenario
>>534905768Gigantic cash shop with everything straight up to lvl1 mounts and item to automatically get all quests for dungeons.
Also full-retail models and textures.
>>534905012what's the command to see on cmd?
Pochcension won. Turdle lost.
>>534906080server looks kinda poppin doe
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>>534906019troondle will mine crypto on your rig to buy hrt
ascension will mine crypto and send that shit to israel
>>534906080sounds better than selling gold or fully geared characters on the side
>>534906048Turtle won before this 'battle' ever started.
>>534906184isnt this the guy that got outed as a complete fraud
>>534906172If it's anything like the old days it's brazilian central
>>534906224post the webm sis
also you lost lol
Now that the Ascension v Turtle Civil war has reached avengers levels, what's the /epog/ guild going to be on Aspoc? <MPREG>?
>no YOUR launcher installs a miner
>no YOURS does
Really?
>>534905768you can literally buy bis items like hand of justice from the cash shop so it's pretty out there with the p2w aspect.
however, the biggest offender is that while it advertises to be classic+ in reality you are just doing vanilla content in retail
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>>534906224Get some rest Shenna. Youโll need it when you start crying when we all are playing epoch.
>the same troons who shat on ascension for being retoilet+ for third worlders now defend it with passion.
Embarrassing display of tribalism desu.
Time to face the music.
There's no classic+ servers worth playing atm.
Let's hope blizzard's Nostalrius crew doesn't fuck it up too hard
>>534906268MPREG is back in the menu now.
>>534906268/JOIN DESU
PASSWORD: DESU
>never thought I'd fwesh side by side with an ascension paypig
>how about side by side with a friend?
>aye, I could do that
just woke up and glanced at announcement
so is this a poochie week or are we in for a longer wait?
>>534906318Don't care about ascension, will just play pochie
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>>534906367poochie weekend
you know they are putting it out before trannyshire
>>534906256shut the fuck up ascension shill
go spend another $500 on some XP boosts
>>534906318Is anyone from Nostalrius still at Blizz?
>>534906370You can't. They're interlinked, cope
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Wait... I'm getting hyped again
>>534906318I'll be playing Wallcraft this year and Azeroth at War next year. Both seem like good enough projects for me to level and raid on.
At this point I'm honestly just praying that Blizzards Classic+ isn't complete ass, because private servers are dead.
>>5349060801. Turdle has even more predatory shop than Assoids (insane pricing + nothing is shareable)
2. You can pick between SD and HD models + disable all tmogs/effects
>>534906462LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROUND 4 BOYS
HURRY UP AND WAIT
The turtle shills melty is glorious.
>>534906367POCHIE WEEKEND
>>534906473epochpill me on wallcraft
>>534906424go rot with shenna and crogge faggot
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>>534906367Stress test in day or so I think, then they either have another one or launch.
Pochie weekend/friday is looking very promising.
>ascension disc is full of assblasted epochniggers malding that they were muted for being obnoxious faggots
i dont want to play with any of these people but i think theyre all noshoes guruniggers anyway
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when is the weekly pochcord goonsesh happening? is it no longer on Monday nights???
>>534906512I won. Enjoy pay 2 win riddled dogshit.
>>534906483Ascension's cash shop is 10000x worse than Turtle but I'm more willing to tolerate it because at least most of it is account-wide.
>>534906547You act like I'm a shill but look at the post above.
>>534906224>irrelevant mid-lvl "content" for RP-PvE drones to do once and then never againyawn...
still not playing it btw :)
>>534906594the turtle roadmap post? yeah that was incredibly shilly
>>534906585I'm gooning right now
>>534906597>she doesn't know that epoch is exactly the same shit
>>534906459They literally said their structure is incompatible with each other in the FAQ, Sheena.
just heard the news poochies
how many suicides so far?
>>534906597Nothing stopping anyone from rolling on the PvP server. Both servers are about to explode in popularity.
Enjoy staring at a splash screen because right now and the foreseeable future, you have jack shit :)
what if even after ascensions help they still cant get stable servers?
The only thing that can salvage this mess is if they launch the servers at the same time as turtle fresh and kill it on the spot
>>534906541>>534906541It's a heavily focused on PvP in the likes of OSRS/Ultima/EQ. If that appeals to you, I'd honestly just read the changelog, because there is a ton of new shit.
>sailing>you can sacrifice a 60 toon to become a death knight>northrend is a full-loot pvp zone with end game resources>if you die in northrend you become a lich>player housing>guilds can "control" zones for perks>a bunch of new races attainable through reputation/in game achievements>etc
>>534906572>Actually communicatingKaytatos would bever
>>534906318It makes sense when you understand that most gender dysphoria incels who post itt literally have nothing else going on in their lives.
True epocheads don't care who is running the server.
>>534906597Vertical instead of Horizontal content addition is how retail became retail. The literal reason to play Pservers in the first place. You are not very smart, are you?
>>534906572POCHIE WEEKEND
>>534906695shenna necking xerself as we speak
>>534906695One, Magic
he just missed the biggest payday of his whole life
>>534906594>Ascension's cash shop is 10000x worse than TurtleTurdle's roughly twice as expensive (20โฌ for a SINGLE bag, not even the biggest one lmao), meanwhile every item on ASS is account-wide, and you can get literally everything via in-game gold, since trading other players is allowed
By that alone they can go fuck themselves lol
>>534906670What's shilly about posting what's coming in both servers? It's a valid comparison between two servers doing very similar things. Eat my ass faggot.
>>534906750>implying Epoch will be less popular than Ambershirelmao
>>534906597>irrelevant mid-lvl "content" for RP-PvE drones to do once and then never again>yawn...Why the fuck are you even posting here if you don't like classic+?
>>534906783chromu gives off rancid vibes and her community isn't much better, sorry but it's true
>>534905092We've always hated both servers and nobody is singing praises about ascension approach to classic plus.
>>534906278Proof?
Google isn't showing me any equipment cash shop
Also idk the full history of any scummy practices of Ascension but coming from a software company background, this Dutch guy actually responds to Q&A answers like an actual dev lead (try to convey facts with as few words as possible to get a point across).
>>534906701Epoopies in the state of mind where they can't "lose". They will find positives even in drinking piss.
guess troondtle lost then huh
>>534906836>>implying Epoch will be less popular than Ambershire>lmaoI'm implying the exact opposite
>>534906776you have two raid tiers there though?
>>534906690It's called lying. We do it all the time. Try and use your brain, ascension pays 6 figures a month to get their one launcher model to work properly. Brace for an "important announcement" next month. Epoch has been lying to you since 2022 and now you think you're gonna get told the truth retard?
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>>534906776>uhh ur stoopid!yawn...
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how to connect into the ascension discord? don't fucking tell me i have to link my account
>>534906836you are literally a turtle shill though
the only reason why you're now pretending you're not is because you lost lol
Ascension is so stable... bronzebeard just crashed with less than 1k.
>>534906776nice reddit buzzwords
TURTLE SHILLS IN MAXIMUM OVERCOPE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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I donโt like that mpreg emoji is being cultivated there and even encouraged. Ross and Altered may be jerks, but theyโre our jerks.
>>534906918I said INSTEAD of horizontal. Adding both is obviously good.
>>534906936Feel free to actually engage with my point.
>>534906986I just copied the invite to my cord and got in, is it giving you error or something?
>>534906698>Enjoy staring at a splash screen because right now and the foreseeable future, you have jack shit :)I'm playing BBC as we speak, while you're seething like a genuine nigger ":)"
>>534907006Sorry, the bbc is too thick
>>534907043Ross, you wanted to ban people who posted their character on 4chan. Please fucking kill yourself.
>>534907040>during fresh realms or expansions this item cannot be used until all realm first cheevos are earnedHmm?
Kaytotes is a very fickle man who makes crucial decisions on a whim. Watch as he rethinks this entire server tomorrow after ascension opens up "new options". Ambershire will be open for you chuds btw, I know you hate me and don't consider me a real woman, but I'll still try my best to make the best classic+ server.
>>534907006that's cause they already got epoch working and are spooling up bots to test it and putting BBC on the backburner
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>>534907040I mean, adding aditional profs or power leveling a profession is bad but I don't see any equipment there
>>534906986>>534907051nwm I just can't read today
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Epoodles yesterday
>lol Ascension shop is p2w retail slop
Epoodles today
>um actually it's a really good value! did you know it's account wide? I'm dropping $20 right now!
>>534907051i cant even find the gg link
>>534906701>Due to a litany of problems with the core engine Epoch is using the level of quality we aim for can not be achieved without months or even years of work rewriting the entire codebase from scratch. Instead we have come to an agreement with Kaytotes to help their Content Team to port over their unique additions to the game to our Bronzebeard client since that is already a proven, stable platform.
>the guys known for the most aggressive cash shops and monetary practices in the entire private scene PROMISE that they won't turn Epoch into another cash cow
>They simply provide hosting and infrastructure for 50k free of charge *wink wink*
For a bunch of asocial basement dwellers who never donated a penny to a charity you sure are some of the most gullible mofos on this planet.
>Epoch quite literally WON and announced GREAT news
>turdle shilling instantly ramps up, extremely aggressive, constant lies, grasping at anything they can
You just love to see it, ha!
The Sopranos posters have hit the Ascenionscord
>>534907183ascension is retail slop
which is why I'm playing on the pochie :^)
>>534907209>sold to jewscension>wonspotted the ascenshill
>>534907209so much this. Epoch you have won the internets today lol
>>534907209turtlechuds screaming DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM
DO NOT REDEEM GOOD SERVER SAAAR
>>534902504Yeah anyone bashing Turtle while still defending Epoch selling out to pay2win Ascension
Enjoy the cash shop in 6 months, can't wait to hear
>it's just heirlooms for alts>level boosts are fine, people don't have time to level to 60>khadgar giving you all the dungeon quests is SOUL
>>534906874how about you click on "shop" on their website you absolute zoomer tool
is there even one thing you can do without relying on chatgpt?
>>534907252I don't play turtle.
I was on the Epoch train for 3 fucking years up until a couple hours ago lmao.
I'm mind blown that some of you think this will turn out any differently than every other Ascension realm.
I see the turtle script has already updated
Ascension is slop. I played some of it tonight and itโs not fun. The fact youโre force to download all their retail clients is even worse
>>534907262Realistically it would have never successfully launched otherwise.
>>534906278>you can literally buy bis items like hand of justice from the cash shop>heirloom trinket is now BiSTurdle tards really ain't sending their best, embarrassing to even look at lol
>>534907264Thanks, only link I could find for the damn thing was on their wiki and it's an expired one.
>>534907320He's unironically the only winner here. Him and the guys at ascension who will reek in millions from the SoD/Classic tourists once they introduce cash shop.
Does this mean Epoch's warmode will utilize ascension's risk system? Meaning warmode will have their own layer?
>>534907343Thatโs nice Shenna. You still lost.
>>534907209>Ascenslop buys out Epoch>fans are mad>uhhh it's all just Turtle shills, right?Nah man, this is fucking shit lmao.
>guys I'm totally an oldfag GUYS LOOK I JUST SAID I WAS ON OLDFAG
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>>534907183first:
>shenna lostsecond:
>pochie keeps the control of shopthird:
>turdwow lost
remember when epochitroons hacked twow bug tracker to shill epoch and shat up global chat with "Go to epoch!"
bunch of uppity poor neighborhood demographic
are there any actual turtletards or are you guys in collective schizophrenia making up a fictional enemy.
Iโm going to play Eposcension and Ambershire. And what are you gonna do about it
>>534907307I don't have an account, you do it or it doesn't exist
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>>534907262I can tell you're fucking FUMING from this post alone OmegaLUL
>>534907493Yeah, he's right there lol
>>534907519
>>534907493it's actually only 1 schizo
>>534907519turtle boys really digging their heels in
>>534907450>pochie keeps the control of shopSure thing kid. Just like the CoA creators would get to keep control of their product.
>>534907413No one know but the answer FOR NOW is most likely no
>>534907501none of these posts are actually defending turtle thoughbeit, are you okay?
>>534907493turtle shill or retarded newfag
call it
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>>534907450>pochie keeps the control of shop
>>534907519nice try lmao, you turdle discord roons really are getting desperate, huh?
>>534907450>Blizzard will keep control of WoW after the Activision mergerlol
>making up people in your head
>everyone i don't like is Shenna
this is /dbs/ all over again, I think nuly and tienrus are here too
>>534907450>pochie keeps the control of shopAnd you believe them?
>>534907450>germbong cooperationGRIM
>>534906208>crogge sells characters 8 years ago>this mean turtle now does itProvide even one ounce of proof that you have been able to see and verify of anyone buying a r14 character or gold. If this were happening, it would be posted about constantly by the people playing on the server. People know when someone randomly appears with r14. People know when the guy who raidlogs 1 night a week suddenly has 20k gold. And if you think Ascension doesn't do this, you are even more retarded. In fact, they don't have to sell level 60s because you can just buy a boost to 60.
>>534906208>gm sells gold on the side nearly a decade ago and then instantly bans the person who paid for it, putting the money right back into the servervs
>openly selling character level boosts, profession boosts, p2w world buffs, extra profession slots, gear, level 1 mounts, etc and the money goes to their retoilet slopYou Ass shills are really profoundly stupid.
>>534899379your brand style korean p2w shop
>vomit emote
>>534900057they should test the waters before pushing 10ks of players. imagine yfw nobody shows up when they finally turn it up
>>534901194for how long thoughbeit?
>>534901890even if, it was most realistic guess on epoch in last two weeks
>>534904753not until first Rag kill
>>534905174epoch has an optional hc too retard