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>The Deliverer Trailer - "Trailblazer"
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>Hysilens Trailer - "Daughter of the Sea"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yb1VobUdE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqaTAr42RyQ

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Post hysilens (and kafka) feet so i can goonroll

is it already safe to say that 3.5 is one of the best patches the game has had to date?

What killed the hype?

CASTORICE GAVE MYDEI LEFTOVER AIDS AND HIM FIGHTINNG IT MADE HIM IMMORTAL

Discuss

>the good Aglaea players all got their E1 and S1s on the rerun so they no longer count towards the meme tier list
>now the remaining Aglaea retards at E0S0 are dropping her average down to 8 cycles so now shes in T0.5
This sucks

gonna be honest bros i already mentally checked out of this patch and possibly the game. the sleazy monetization and 1 event per patch got to me.

>DoT slop
Shan't be rolling

How to cause worldwide riots.

>>535016837
>poorfags coping

>>535016837
Saber's not doing too hot huh? Her E2s1 is also taking the longest amongst the new characters.

Also man E0 is worthless nowadays, everyone's so close to 10 cycles

>>535016663 (OP)
I don' understand the humor.

You know what? The patch is pretty good when its focused on Lygus and the genius society. Makes me wonder why they didn't do this from the start

play zzz for alice yuzuha yuri and belle in daisy dukes bikini straps

>>535016929
Seems like something I never used so why should I care

>>535016795
garbage shaojisloppa

this but "the old laws" are my dick and balls

Herta's so nice this patch!
She loves me

>>535016905
I'm not even installing the new patch, I think it's over for me

>Hysilens tits jiggle animation was designed as if they were under water
woah they put effort in animation and it was to her breasts

>>535016905
Haha that's funny but you are here forever
>>535016929
Nice photoshop kid I can see the pixels in the middle are different color

They’re trying hard to redeem Herta

You need Hysilens

>>535017136
True, nobody cares about that fraud

DoT won

I cant believe they released a maid model without something blocking the cleavage

Roll for E1S1 Hi, Silence! or your account is bricked.

Do it NOW.

>>535017136
she saved u 4 times already, be thankful

cerydra is so ruthlessly cute and cool

I skipped every Cyrene scene
Fuck this trash bitch yapping forever

nice fucking game with bugged missions

WE'RE SO BACK

>>535017235
The wife of Caelus

>>535017169
>Castorice: E0S0
>good
This website is a joke LOL

>>535017195
Herta as jjvance meme going remember to say thank u

>>535017169
For 2 (TWO) PATCHES

>>535016881
There's not that many of us to begin with and she's basically gatekept by e1 and/or Sunday anyway so it doesn't matter at this point

>>535017186
what where

>>535017216
Space Furina looks like THAT?

>>535017136
The beginning 10 minutes of the patch had more relevance to the plot than 3.0 to 3.3.

>>535016881
Why does that suck? It feels great seeing your waifu outperform everyone's expectations. I love playing minmaxed Aglaea with infinite turns.

Remember to thank our savior, the Herta!

AAAIIEEEEEEEE they are fucking in my kitchen

Wtf why did Bronya shoot up so high.

>>535017232
Works on my mashine

Holy shit they are making it so blatant that Cyrene is pag-bait

>Aglea still has her humanity
>is a QT and not an emotionless hag yet
I like this Aggy

>>535017169
phainon won

I have a bad feeling that transbians aren’t gonna like this patch

>>535017336
hysilens

>>535017378
THEY'RE FUCKING IN THE OIL
THEY'RE FUCKING IN THE OIL
THEY'RE FUCKING IN THE OIL

So why can i see this bitch's spine and shit?

>>535017450
Is that Mami from Kanokari?

>>535017441
She was always going to be a slut like the person she was based on

>>535017232
I got the same bug. All we can do is hope it gets fixed tomorrow.

I'd like Cerydra more if she wasn't so overdesigned.

>>535017367
this totally wasn't put in here as a response to players complaining about herta and screwllum's absence from the plot

she has dark blue panties

>>535017479
You can thank wuthering waves for the pivot to (You) baiting.

HOLY SHIT DOT WON

Is it really that bad?

>new cycle is entirely re-written
>meaning previous prophecy is now redundant
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
THE OTHER PATCHES
TRULY
MEANT
FUCKING
NOTHING

>>535017450
is she already blind

>>535017547
Little slut

>>535017441
NO WAY!!!!! NOBODY WOULD EVER THINK THAT

>wuwajeet samefagging
It's that hours huh

>>535017513
Some fish you can see their skeleton.

>I came
>I saw
>I conquered
Nooooo I don't want to pull for this brick.....

>>535017597
No it means that changes are finally happening because of the first 33 million iterations and (You) arriving

>>535017235
BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAJHAH

AIDSNON MUST HAVE BEEN FLOPPED SO BADLY TO THE POINT THEY'RE GOING BACK TO INCELBAITING

>Play in Japanese but can't understand it
>Flashback dialogue has no subtitles
no...

Wtf Hysilens is the most unexpected wife we got

so rude...
well as long as she gives us nighttime benefits
she's looking more and more like a mesugaki that needs rape correction

>>535017745
He was for (You) too

Hotaru Rabu

>>535017235
You'd think her back is also see through like her front.
>>535017542
Implementing a rewritten story in a live service gacha game like this one isn't as simple as adding or altering a few words, so even if it was rewritten due to backlash, you'd have the early focus groups to blame for it.

lesbians? not when im here

>calling yourself an incel
Weird self own

>>535017169
I (f2pGOD) won (Archer)

BREED

>>535017814
I told you retards long ago, Cerydra is literally built for correction rape

>Skott and Oti kino
The patch is saved, even if TB is a massive drama queen about the whole grail thing.

>>535017235
Cerydra fucks this?!?!???

>>535017871
be honest you're jealous

>>535017745
Phainon was youbait too bwo

3 MORE WEEKS

>>535017741
So... it means the previous patches meant nothing.

>>535017814
This sure looks like Fontaine

>Phainon
>Cyrene
>Hysilens
>March
>Dan
The most for (You) planet...

Bronya SEXO!

I spent twenty thousand jades on this fish and her fishy cone rolling with my kokoro, sure hope it was worth it

I have Kafka E4S1, Black Swan E1S1 and now Hysilens E1 but no S. I know I'm supposed to put BS's LC onto Hissy Fit, but then what LC does BS get? Eyes?

Hysilens: I’m enthralled by your cock TB

>>535018018
caelus pov

>>535017169
This clown website always puts the newest characters in T0, even if it's blatant bullshit.

>>535017863
>so even if it was rewritten due to backlash, you'd have the early focus groups to blame for it.
I mean we're on the 5th patch. People complained since literally 3.0. It's been 8 months, which is plenty of time for rewrites especially with how low effort they've been.

>>535017970
No they were setup

Who the fuck is Celanova and Zephyro

>>535017968
wtf it's February 14th

>>535017235
The roots.....

>>535018053
Why didn't you get Hysilen's cone? Did you even read what it gives?

Pull for Hysilens or save for Evernight???

sexooooo

>>535016663 (OP)
Hysilens servicing her Imperator with her face buried between her legs

done. I skipped all of cyrene, and take my time reading march's lines.

>cipher was so powerful that she stopped a lord ravager from evolving for hundred of years, delaying irontomb.
apologize

>entire beginning of the patch is trying to say that no seriously TB is really the savior of this world
>why?
>because ur le special and becuz of le trailblaze
epic, must be nice to be TB. Just crack shitty jokes all day and have reality bend to suit your brain damaged self.

Who do normies think anime was made for in the first place?

>>535018184
BASED
BASED BASED

>dropped from #1 on seeleland
it's over

Do you trust her, /hsrg/?

always naked

this goddamn bitch is trying to turn our cute little emperor against us

I want March to rape me

>>535017943
i don't care nigga im not a homosexual

>>535018115
Celanova is the lord ravager in charge of the antimatter legion and related to the stellarons, Zephyro is the one who cut off Phainon’s arm

Hysilens nursing handjob or cerydra bratty footjob?

>>535018135
I went to go redeem a bunch of things for pulls and didn't realize that it had moved me back to Hissy Fit's pull.

Hysilens is so breedable right now god fucking damn

>new patch
>start the event right away for some pulls
>there is no warning or anything telling you to do the story
>start the event
>EVERYONE is there working on the restaurant
>Cerydra, Aglaea, Castorice, Trinnon
This feels.... off

Worst patch since bananaslop

>copies Wuwa ASMR with Hysilens
>copies this
Look at how shameless devs Mihoyo are, all they know is to copy and try to put down Wuwa. You will never kill Wuwa Mihoyo, never. It’s here to stay forever.

So is Phainon gone out of the story besides being a boss later or

>>535018203
t. Seething untermensch

>>535018231
Imagine all the people that must've seen her pussy and asshole.

>>535018372
Not nearly as bad as Fate collab story

>>535017737
it sucks but they want us to skip her, it's fucking bizarre

>Phainon got Stannis’d
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm so glad Mydei didn't call TB the deliverer bros

>>535018465
who is stannis

>
Wuwajeet raging right on time (new patch)

This is the best patch ever

>>535018470
>he doesn't know
keep reading

Uhh now what?

this event is too realistic. running a restaurant is too much work for too little pay.

>Cerydra killed a person
wtf
Why is she so evil

I want Clara to rape me

her tits are pretty big desu

>>535018582
lol lmao

>>535017235

Uncensored blood...?

>>535018231
forever... DEFEATED

Cerydra is Napoleon but a female so that is killing my boner

>>535018546
maybe time to stop using flopflop

lol

If you're not a retard you'll skip this aquarium bitch

>>535018642
There are no truly BIG tits in this game.

Hysilens loves Caelus

>>535018665
period blood

when does the sex start

I'm supposed to try to take THIS seriously?

>>535017814
>>535017912
ourgirl Mina Aoyama was the first to call out that she needed correction.

>>535018670
she literally recites julius caesar's lines and she's called kaisar
I hope she doesn't become a generic evil greedy character I'm not into evil fucks... I want her to be innocent

>>535018724
Then why was she hanging out with Stelle?

>>535018694
I love his perpetual "?". Always makes me laugh

I want hebe Cyrene...
I don't want hag Cyrene...

Can we just skip to my wife's patch

>>535017235
Wife of Caelus

>>535018930
Caelus is so lucky

>>535018776
Does that mean... they slept together?

>>535018940
why are the faces always so fucked up

>Herta saved (you) 4 times
>none of this is shown onscreen
Why? This wasn't an issue with Acheron

>no hysilens in 10
y tho

>>535018970
Cyrene has slept with us canonically last patch

>4 patches of Phainonslop
>he fucks right off but not before going full yume
>game goes full galge in his absence
Shaoji..............

is DOT unfucked?

How did you niggas finished the story already, is it short?

Sup guys, free2play retard here with another retarded question to keep the tradition, I dont have kafca or Black swan, is Hysilens worth pulling?

I am so looking forward to having nothing to do for the next 40 days

>>535019089
yes

>>535018930
Stelle is so lucky

She just called me a dripless bum

Does anyone know how Dark March is betraying us now?

>>535019089
Pretty sure they're just posting the beginning part.

>>535018231
Whore

>>535019093
>I dont have kafca or Black swan, is Hysilens worth pulling?
no

>>535019089
How indeed I wonder

CERYDRA IS EVIL WTF MAN

LoreGOD, please inform me of Phaidei status

>>535019165
Its crazy how this woman walks around with such revealing attire

>>535019165
NEW OUTFIT NEXT PATCH CONFIRMED

How long does it take to skip the story?

Why the fuck is 3.7 and 3.7 devoid of units? All that's left are fucking subdps. Its like they think everyone rolled fagnon and dotbricks.

Does Phainon exist in this new cycle? Is he just some random farmer now?

>>535019272
Cooking event is super comfy so far and very C&C
Didnt bother with the story right now

>>535019165
somehow every girl I knew circa 10 years ago did have stelle shoes

>Zandar #1 Creator of Nous jobs and loses to Pagrene
kek they really don't want her to flop

Lmao Cerydra is HSR’s attempt at playable villain like Phrolova. HSR is copying Wuwa so much what a joke this game is.

>>535019339
If Anaxa can be a main DPS so can Evernight

So all of the Chryos Heirs are just computer simulations?

>>535017968
Wife

>>535019070
no

>>535019339
Yeah 3.x is really shit for people that started in 3.4
Hell I might unironically pull Castorice rerun over Bricknon, Bricksilens and Bricknight

>>535019339
they really don't want to make screwllum or recca playable, so they'll just release patches with only 1 character

>>535019165
>>535019294
I ΛM... THE BLΛZING SVN DESTINED TO RISE

Mem orgy

Cerydra is literally Hitler

>>535019416
>wuwa invented playable villain

How does Herta even know that March has entered Amphoreus when you ask about her? For all she knows March is in a block of ice.

Can't even play the update because my mom is holding the ps5 hostage

>6 months for a cycle that didn't matter at all
>>535019093
Not at all. Do not even touch her without Kafka specifically.

>>535019416
HSR will never have a universally praised story patch (several) like wuwa, unfortunately.

This game suddenly became a galge MC wank off fest after Pagnon wtf

Wuthering Waves is simply the superior game

>Wuwa invented villain heroines
>Wuwa invented harem
>Wuwa invented feetfags

I know you fags don’t actually believe your own bullshit, but still

>>535019493
unironically too cool for any gacha mc

>>535018010
Cassie

>>535019526
this is a mobile game, retard

>>535019517
Screllum told her

This patch is really making me cringe

>>535017169
As soon as the MoC shilling stops she is gonna drop insanely hard. DoT brick is gonna last at best 1 patch and a half.

>>535019526
You need to be above 18 to post on 4chan, buddy

>>535019517
ScrewCHAD enlightened her

>>535019165
Says the woman shoving her udders into everyones eyes.

>>535019526
How old are you? Are you even allowed to be here kek

>>535019493
>we want the (land) rover audience

Hysilens e1 is insane, what the hell. Why did they fuck over Saber but give this bitch insane value?

>>535019526
back to school, kid

THE HUNGER GAMES PREDICTED THIS
CYRENE IS SUCH A HAPPY CUUUUUCK

>Herta kept saving us off screen over and over again
Damn, I feel bad for insulting her now she cares so much about us

>>535019526
You need to be 18 or older to use this site

>>535019563
Genuinely forgot about her holy shit. Her too

>>535019526
Maybe you should try using the device you’re posting from retard

>>535019598
>>535019620
26

>>535019578
>>535019605
>How does Herta X
>It was Screwllum
The absolute state. I must've missed Screwllum telling her about March though unless it comes up later again

>>535019675
Wtf is this? Where is Mywife

>>535019637
Is this the biggest yurifag rugpull ever? Cerydra interacts with fucking Tribbie more than she does Hysilens

>>535019675
Why is he so happy about killing himself

>>535019637
Hysilens: Cyrene, I want TB cock, back off

>>535019517
the amazing writers of the best HSR story amphoreus decided to leave out that part where herta screwllum, welt and black swan talk about march's whereabouts
and decided to put it in an optional, unvoiced memory bubble in the place where you fought that giant bug on herta space station
amphoreus is so well written

>>535018546
>almost 3 cycles already
lol

>>535019635
>school
>in august
what a retard lol

Is there a bigger contrast in the EN & JP
voice for any character as much as Lygus? It’s like two completely different characters. Really intriguing switching back & forth from the two

>>535019738
It reminds me of the Hyacine and Anaxa shippers based off 2 and a half seconds of a PV

>just hands over their plot device like a retard
>gets suprised when they get trapped
TB and Cyrene are literally braindead....

Hysilens is fighting a losing battle despite being (you)bait, she's not a push character so she's guaranteed to lose

>>535019550
>sPorkle
Camellya is better

>>535019675
MYNAXA WON
PHAIDEI LOST
PHAINAXA LOST
HOLY SHIEETTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>535019684
I think it's time you move out and get a job

>>535018546
now you roll e1s1 Hysilens

>>535019665
it happens...

>>535019828
Hmmm... Nyo

why is cyrene so rapeable

I am literally falling in love with Hysilens

this patch proves that phainon flopped bigly
they're going back to incel pandering
they're abandoning yuri
while still keeping fujos on a leash

>>535019812
They are so back though

>>535019746
He's not happy about dying, he's just happy in general. This is the one cycle where he didn't get molested 24/7 by Phainon

used 2 dice on this relic because I believed

>>535018546
>brickilens
>brick mei
>brickbrick

>>535019805
>Lygus is soft spoken but definitely insane in JP
>He sounds like a creepy uncle in EN

>>535019873
That’s infatuation, not love

>>535019795
Maybe for your third world country

it's kind of a fun team

>>535019882
this patch proves you're a schizo

>>535019746
He's a self sacrificial meathead, it's in his coding to self destruct

>>535019889
>This is the one cycle where he didn't get molested 24/7 by Phainon
This too

>None of the male received happy ending
60NCI Dawai

>>535019930
>dotcheron in big 25

The leaks were right, the main characters now are
>TB
>Cyrene
>Herta
These are the main contenders in the final battle

>>535019746
What no Phainon does to a motherfucker

>>535019675
Five Mydeis...

>>535018115
>He doesn't know about CHADphyro

>>535018546
>3rd cycle already
You know Hylens it's fucking trash when my Rice E0 team can clear this off-element in 3 cycles.

>>535017678
3.8 is gonna be the patch where they stop pushing character into the story since no one is left ot push right, since cyrene will be the last character to pull for and thats 3,7?

>>535019928
Wanting to have sex with Hysilens is falling in love

>>535019684
We should be friends

You can run Irontomb on a smart fridge

>>535019675
he's doing a gnaeus

They’re making it so hard for me to skip Hysilens wtf…

JESUS

Mydei confirmed for fucking Hephastian boipussy this cycle btw

What happened to that feature that allows you mix VAs languages.

>>535020017
Breaking Phainon free from Irontomb by telling him there's five Mydeis now

Hysilens just looks like sushang, I don't get all the hype

Aglaea is getting married to me

>>535019924
he switches between permanent seething and being on the verge of jizzing his pants

Aglaea big fucking tits on my face now

>>535020143
He fucked him in all cycles wdym

>>535020148
That's only for Saber and Archer

>>535020187
she's see through, you can see her ribcage and her torso looks like a lava lamp

>>535019958
0 yuri in the supposedly yuri patch btw
they could've made it yuri but they don't

>>535020148
it's only for Saber and Archer
i really hope they add it for everyone, there's a couple kino EN voices I'd use

>>535020194
I genuinely cannot take English lygus seriously, he's so fucking funny

>>535020143
Mydei meet his friends when he was exiled which it didnt happen in this cycle so technically he didnt.

>>535019637
WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

>HSR completely abandoned the yurifag audience with Amphoreus
Your honest, genuine thoughts? What does this mean for the future of this game?

What did they mean by this

>>535020215
Thats so dumb.

>When I see anons itt propelling the misinformations I put out weeks ago
I am literally Mythus frfr

>>535020285
Yurifags abandoned Hoyo sales (HI3)

>>535020194
EN lygus is hamming it up big time
and its kino

>>535018231
I impulsively dickrolled about 50 passes the second I got out of this scene.

Didn't actually get her.

Also I have no Kafka, Swan, or anything DoT related on my account at all.

I'm still considering getting her.

FUARK

>>535020285
>abandoned homos
>abandoned yuri
They'll keep giving out bait outside of the game in marketing but in game, it's all (You) bait from now on. It was kind of obvious given ZZZ and GI's hard pivot.

>>535020285
mihoyo being yuridevs have always been a misnomer
theyre actually shippingchads

>Irontomb will destroy Erudition by...making kitchen appliances faulty
Nobody tell Lygus about planned obsolescence.

Did Phainon flop that hard?

>>535020347
>yume
>incel
The femoid hypocrisy in full display

>>535020285
>"why didn't they do this during penacony"
acheron had to die for this shit

>literally getting carried by everyone because I'm not doing shit
>WOW you are so great, our hero
This shit doesnt make sense

I regret skipping Phainon

>>535020460
stfu faggot

AIEEEEE SAVE ME HERTHA-SAMA

So dropping the train car wasn't how we got into the simulation

>>535020425
>spoiler
There is even less shipshit in HSR than yuri. They are clearly just waifufags who enjoyed yuri on the side.

>>535018546
damn imagine investing in DoT
why does mihoyo hate the archetype so much?

>>535020347
How’s ZZZ incel, its the game with the least MC wank and everyone keeps bailing your ass

>>535018101
For what?

>calls Nameless bums
>wary of Alliance

>>535020521
Lose some weight sister

IMAGINE skipping this murdercrazy psycho. I love her already.

>>535020539
I remember you niggers telling me that it made "total sense" that TB and Dan got into the simulation by flying a train car into Amphoreus. Nice to see I was right again, as always.

Did she actually save DoTs? I’m seeing 5 cycles clears rn

>>535020539
scepters can warp reality, but we never see it or really see that get explored

Herta actually is really sweet this patch wtf?

Lygus will never be topped. This is the most entertaining character I’ve ever seen in a gacha game

>>535020285
how did they abandon yurifags in amphoreus especifically
and how were they pandering to yurifags before?

This shit is so ass

>>535020612
You can insult the space chinks better than that Lygus

>>535020612
Glad he ain't near blackhole range
bitch ass nigga

wtf he's a good guy..

>>535020285
herta (yuri) flopped bigly
but phainon flopped even worse

makes sense that they're going back to (You) pandering
acheron sold so well mostly because it's a legacy character (raiden)

>BREAKING NEWS
XUEYI DROPPED INTO THE KINO ZONE
QQ FAST APPROACHING
TINGYUN IS HIGHER THAN FUGUE
AND RAPPA GOT RAPED
oh and jingliu is T1

>>535020707
>how did they abandon yurifags in amphoreus especifically
No bait, and they killed all potential and converted it to pagbait
>and how were they pandering to yurifags before?
Acheron's marketing

>All the males got shafted
Dev actually listened

Holy fuck I genuinely do not care about any of the Chrysos Heir filler flopslop, just wrap it up and get back to Lygus. I can't believe these niggers wasted 8 months and 5 patches when all we needed was establishing the cycles, Lygus, Phainon's role and subsequent meltdown resulting in the final cycle with TB taking his spot. Nothing else mattered.

>>535018546
>Banjo Mei
>Fofo
This entirely preventable scenario is on you

>>535020674
no
e1s1 hysilens is a DoT hypercarry that is about as good as e0s1 of the other latest hypercarry but you need the premium DoT team for it

>>535020802
Herta saved (you) 4 times, its time to forgive her and her crimes of yuri marketing

>>535018685
>>535019905
>Couldn't clear once with brickbrick after trying for 30+ minutes
>Swap for Bailu and clear on first try
>No one even triggered her revive passive
I regret rolling the green rat

>>535020539
90% of the game's happenings are explained with Aeon magic. Doesn't really matter how we got in.

>>535020539
Oh so even the whole TB conversion to RTB and snogging Castorice without dying because he became a memetic entity (e.g. memokeeper) after Fuli's gaze is redundant and meaningless now? Neat.

>>535020802
Holy fucking flop. Without Tribbie/Sunday and the FGO collab he sold like 40-50M LMAO.

>>535015573
your E6 seiba?

>>535020868
>5 cycles
Tbh, not that bad considering you don’t have Blackswan

>>535020783
LUDDITEgus

>>535020836
Acheron's marketing? so what, 2.0? same as the herta? Nothing changed.

>>535020662
tfw when the DoT brick is the less blatantly terrible brick of 2 new characters in a patch

straight male here, I think hysilens > shartrene

i hate whores, will never like whores
+ I hate pinkslop spam

Anacine > Anaglaea

can't say the same for the chrysos heirs

>>535020868
BULLSHIT! You're fucking lying!!!!!!!!!

>HSR pivoting to (you)bait long after they killed Acheron's chances at popularity with dykeshit trailer
Fuck off, they won't even bother fixing this mistake at this point

>Cyrene keeps blushing around us
>in her hebe form
I’m too hard

>>535020868
bailoo carried that
>>535020969
pretty sure that's 4 cycles

Herta-sama...

This guy really gonna keep samefagging about how muh yuri was killed over literally nothing, I see.

>>535020982
I'm an Anaxa and Phainon chad so she will have some use on my account. DoT is completely pointless without an archetype defining support.

YOU NEED HER
SKIP DOT BRICKS

EVERNIGHT AND CYRENE MIGHT NEED THE DOUBLE SKILL

HSR is an incel game now, why do all Hoyo games do this after 3.x patches? Genshin first and now HSR

>>535021025
Just like how you won't fix that pathetic excuse you call a life lmao

>>535020868
Fugfug is, ironically perhaps, struggling with ERR herself because her very unique ERR buff is tied to her ult and she has no ERR passive.
Bailu is at least able to buff ERR with skill AND ult if you have extra eidolons.

>TB dropped this line when cyrene woke him up
brehs?

kyaa she got me scared for a moment thinking they'd just make her a narrow minded evil person

>I don't cooperate with anyone
>But you can join me
haha what a brat

>>535020836
>No bait, and they killed all potential and converted it to pagbait
Reminder that Seele is Luka's childhood friend. She constantly patches him up and was a blushing stuttering mess around him.

>Acheron's marketing
Only homos would see that weird violent rape sequence and consider it shipping. Mostly because most of you and your clear psychological disorders are products of sexual abuse.

>>535020668
because we don't see how the hell we get into SU/DU either so the assumption is that it worked similarly until this patch suddenly decided it's actually an important mystery because why bother foreshadowing this shit when we died in a fucking crash landing in 3.2

>>535021080
Why did we have to wait SIX patches for the existing EMANATOR to do ANYTHING?

>>535020845
Back to the roots baby

>>535017382
>THE TIME IS NYOW!

>>535021089
Amphoreus has indeed had almost no yuri unless you count Aglaea and Cipher

>>535021080
wtf is this non fantasy slop doing there in the background?!
get rid of it now, gweilo!!

>>535020285
3.7 will be the nail

>>535021272
ZZZ collab

huh, is this new? I remember doing this on my phone

Hysilens is cute and it’s getting hard for me to skip her the more we interact

>all the yuri ships are fucking dead
>phaidei is allowed to roam free for 6 patches
I thought Shaoji liked yuri??

>>535017235
based

>>535021307
It costs 1000 dollars for her premium team from scratch.

EN Cerydra is absolutely fucking awful. Wow

>>535021180
TB was having a nice dream, where Amphoreus was already wrapped up...

>>535021262
yeah, and penacony was filled with yuri.

>>535021214
it's called set up, chud!

>peak SEA hours
>bitching about yuri
Pottery

>>535021306
It's new for PC but I think phones got this feature in a previous patch

>Lukaseeleschizo still exists
nobody gives a shit about your crackship holy rumao

Imagine calling everyone your wife for half a patch.

>>535021332
Because only fujos and waifukeks play HSR. Yumes are all on LaDS and will never touch Hoyo games every again

>>535021307
you are the only one posting this marketing intern-kun

>>535021204
The trailer just existing killed Acheron in the eyes of straight players
It didn't matter anymore if she was pagbait later on, damage was done

>>535021206
>fucking crash landing
Everything before 3.4 is utterly irrelevant and might as well not be canon at this point. This shit is more irrelevant than Dan Shu after the 1.x Xianzhou rewrite.

>>535020802
Just a few days ago Phainon was at 8.5mil...

>>535021387
>peak SEA hours
>anybody caring about yuri at all
Yep, I'm nooticing too

>>535021347
please don't ruin the return to penacony with another amphoreus character

when was archeon ever you bait. You paggots are more delusionhal then shippers watch hyselin become yuri bait later on too

Cute and canon mentioned

>>535021332
Tiffany. She did it to Genshin and she did it to HSR. Phaidei still had to take a blow due to yumepandering though but I guess that was the ultimatum to keep it going this long

>>535021446
It can't be non canon if it happened

>fate collab
>skins
>giga shilled reruns
>still lost to a singular Sparkle
Yeah it all makes sense, wormers don’t sell

>>535021445
All you would be proving with those schizo posts of yours is that "straight players" have no money since Acheron is still the highest selling banner by a long shot, retarded monkey.

>>535021428
What does LADS have to do with yuri you jackass

>>535021446
We told you Chryos Flops were filler. Real Amphoreus story beings now.

>>535021307
I like her. Personality and design are both really good. I hate the devs for bricking her permanently with DoT garbage.

>>535021550
The event is full of Phaidei

Wait, the patch is up?
It's Tuesday.
They only did that for Star Rail like the 1 time that chink commie died, and every other time was Wednesday.

>>535021418
>Lukaseeleschizo still exists
>nobody gives a shit about your crackship holy rumao
I don't like either character enough to care.
I simply stated the facts as they are and you have zero counterargument to them other than being obsessed with your Bronya Seele crack ship.

>>535020285
HSR is healing

when limengan's turbodyke yae shows the tonal whiplash is going to kill HSR
I can already see it now, our equivalent of sumeru desert will be a year of nonstop yuri

>>535021593
I thought you meant why is the fujo shipping still alive after Phainon yume baiting
As for yuri well, they’re an irrelevant demographic so that’s the reason why they get absolutely nothing

60 pity: Lose 50/50 to Blade. I did not have Blade beforehand.
59 pity: Win Hyselins
77 pity: Win 50/50 for E1 Hyselins

An acceptable outcome. Debated between E1 Hyselins and E1 Kafka, decided Hyselins eidolon was probably a bit better.

>dyke bait market Hysilens
>4u bait her in game
I don't get it they made her flop for no fucking reason

Bailu... My reliable doctor...

>>535021570
>Acheron is still the highest selling banner by a long shot
All metafag money, she failed to have lasting popularity

>>535020936
>we became a memetic entity after Fuli's gaze
Is that the sequence of events in 3.2?

We crash land and die. Dan Heng didn't die? We were Aeon'd as a memetic entity. Castorice went to hell to grab our soul back?

Am I supposed to know who these are?

>>535021625
Yeah I know, it still took a blow to yumepandering last patch. It just didn't die like most other yaoiships would've

>>535021418
Lukeele!

>>535021614
You goblins argued with hours for me that 3.0 - 3.3 totally mattered though when I complained about it during 3.3

sexooo

>>535021681
She's a dotbrick. She was going to flop no matter who they pandered to

>>535021446
Dan Shu still happened I think. There were references to her in 2.4 or 2.5 but I might just be misremembering

>Stelle trailer
>dyke bait
If anything, that sealed her fate as TB bait

>>535021445
>The trailer just existing killed Acheron in the eyes of straight players
If that were the case, she wouldn't have sold so well.
For me, her ugly face and zero personality killed her in my eyes.
The shitty dubstep trailer with no direction that just tried to be hollow aura farming sealed the deal. You glue Ei's massively superior face on her, then I might've pulled.

>>535021526
Yeah Dyke's really think "omg they're in the same room" beats straight-up classic Childhood Friend. Crazy.

e1 better than sig right?

>>535021225
She could always do that though
Is prydwen retarded or does Hysilens need action advance that badly to do anything

>>535021663
I'm expecting this shithole to see the harder over 4.x than this amboreus. The amount of yae, inevitable space China shilling and forced /u/ shit will kill this general

Lord Lygus...
HAVE MERCY

>>535021816
E1 = more damage
S1 = teamwide speed which is super comfy
S1 > E1. Get E1 on rerun if you can't afford it

Seele is for "Seele"... and Broyna!

>>535021725
So both Ruberts were in the Genius Society, we only had confirmation of the first one so far.

>>535016663 (OP)
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I feel like only 1 out of all the retards in this thread even read anything regarding Hysilen
Her shit is even less "(You)" bait than Aglaea's shower scene, literally just a small scene and you move on from it like nothing happened.

>>535021847
We love yuri here though

>Belobog was the supreme guardian doing the same thing over and over until we broke the cycle
>the Luofu was breaking the cycle of Dan's life. And maybe thinking about yaoshi.
>Penacony was getting out of the eternal Sunday
>33 MILLION LOOPS until we break the cycle
>TB is just akivili on a treadmill
When are they going to write anything new. Can we just do one normal non repeated narrative.

October 31st

>>535021764
pretty much every critique of amphoreus has been proven to be correct the more patches come out
the slurpers were just in denial

>already headcanoning Edo star as yuri planet
Kek, this has to be bait, yuritroons will just sit here and cry all day/derail threads as usual

>>535021816
e1 is like 75% more damage
she's bigger E1 bait than aglaea was

So Cerydra E1 > S1 thanks to the event cone?

>>535021847
This general would be saved if you subhumans actually left over a yuri planet
but we all know you would just be shitting and pissing in your pants while still spending your entire days playing mihoyo games anyway

>>535021780
Her part of the main story was removed from it and turned into side missions and during 1.2 Fu Xuan does everything not to call her by her name in the Alchemy Comission before the Phantylia reveal.

>>535021931
hmm nyo.

40 prophesized deaths in not-Japan for Sparkle alone.

>>535021725
Everybody knows about Polka and Rubert I and II (though Rubert II being a Genius and one much later than Rubert I wasn't something mentioned beforehand).

>Edo Star
>6~7 playable males
>Yuri planet
???

>>535021987
What exactly are you contributing to the thread anon?

>>535021931
We, uhh, Unmoor the universe and kill the Aeon of Finality with March Everynight. That will end the cycle of eternal return.

>Edo Star
>Sparkle’s planet
>ZZZ collab planet
>yuri

>>535022048
Can I have sex 40 times with Hanabi SP instead

Phaidei status?

>>535021816
absolutely.
the other DoT units's damage is complete garbage regardless so you should just invest in her own damage

I want to fuck Clara

oh hell nah these niggas trippin

all this misinformation reminds of the good ole times when fgo used to drop jp only chapters and retards would write such weird ass spoilers that everyone would believe

>>535022116
Vita is sparkle's gf though

>Edo Star
>yuri planet

>ZZZ collab
lol

>>535021847
The Roots kind of /u/ though where no matter how much any female characters get lewd, both are still For (You) first and foremost.
All anime girls are Bi
None of them can win against the D

Westoids really can't get their heads around the fact that
>99% of anime is straight
>Yuri is straight
>Traps are straight
ONLY in the respective niches, which you can tell because they go unambiguously hard into constantly being gay do the above Laws not apply.
These are elsewise the fundamental laws of all anime.

Bronseele?
Double blowjob.
Blackeron?
Double hagsex.
Hysidra?
Double femdom.

>>535022004
>we could've had more fireflys
>instead we got 5 patches of a male being giga shilled

>people bitched about uglyea being gated by e1 and calling it exploitative
>Yet happily rolling for Dot dyke e1
I don't want to hear you faggots bitch about e1 gating ever again after this
>B-but Aglaea needed wormda-
Shut the fuck up, you guileless niggers

Holy shit Cerydra is so damn UGLY. She would have looked better with literally any other hair color

>>535022154
fr fr no cap on god

>>535022116
yeah that's whats going to make the crash out even worse
imagine SP sparkle shows up just to les out with vita

>>535022153
Denied.

>>535022158
English might as well be japanese for SEAmonkeys so it is truly fitting, kek.

>Blade SP
>yuri planet

>>535022198
i rolled E6S5 sparkle on her launch day
what am i?

>>535022189
I love how Aether is showing more skin here than either one of the girls

>>535022189
>Traps are straight

Its ok pagluskek you can stop falseflagging now, we yurichads don’t care that much

Elf sex

Edo Star is Yae's planet unfortunately

>>535022198
you can't tell me what I can and can't roll fofofag

>>535022130
Fully animated on screen sex, you will never guess who's on top.

>>535022323
h-he's fast!

You now remember Annihilation gang exist

>yuribrownoid already making Edo Star fanfiction since amphoreus told xir to fuck off
Love to see it!

>>535022189
TRAPS ARE GAY!!!

So Hysilens is for (You) but Cerydra is not?

>>535022189
>None of them can win against the D
ENTER

HOLY FUCK SKOTT WAS A SECRET SIGGA AND CAME TO HELP US DEFEAT LYGUS????????

>>535022189
Fagther is so non-threatening as a male that he doesn't even register as one to women

Every time EN Hysilens talks it sounds like her VA was spitting on the mic

>>535022323
bubbles is zoomin

Edo Star again will be fujo central with Luochud and Welt wanking, Blade aura farming, waifubait with some shitty Edo Star character and the usual rape bait with Sparkle

Heyyyyyy fuck this game.
Welt'd at 80.

>>535022358
-ed

>>535022383
Neither are for (You)
Don't go in this story expecting anything like that unless you're a retard

>>535022358
Who

eh, I ship it

Lygus status? did he win bigly?

>already seething at edostar because amphoreus is about to end
lmao

WTF WE ARE YOASHIS KID SENT INTO THE FUTURE?????

>>535022424
Sorry, she thought it was my peanus

>Welt alt
>Scampo alt
I’ll just roll these two, and chill till 5.x
Hopefully my Cerydraless E2 Phainon can survive Edo Star

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
this bitch ate all 200 of my rolls for E0S1.....

>>535022383
Yeah kind of, not as much as Cyrene but its evident she likes you, Cerydra on the other hand seems to be too psychotic/villainous and she’s most likely to die a brutal death. HSR is testing the grounds with evil characters with her

>>535022491
>about to end
bro? 3.5 just dropped...

>>535022442
SURVIVE OR BE DESTROYED

>Yae written by Limengan
can we just say in amphoreus

yae ligma

OHEMGEE SPARKLE IZ BADES DAUGHTER???????

>>535022610
>Blade having sex ever
Bait used to be believable

Lygus humiliation ritual the patch

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA TIMELOOP!!!!!

>>535022457
Why lie?

Event is pretty fun

>>535022542
How are they gonna test that after giving her such a garbage kit

I'm using the skip button. :)

WHAT THE HELL GENERAL FUA IS KEEPING THE SURIVING SIGNORIANS AS SLAVE LABOUR ON HER SHIP TO SACRAFICE TO LAN????

>>535022685
eele

>cerydra behaves exactly like in that one heil phainon pasta
Topkek

It feels so fucking shitty to lose the 50/50 to a character that you need to make an archetype work. But no, we can't have 4-stars that are useable because they're supposedly "harder to obtain" what a load of horseshit I hope everyone at the Star Rail dev team stubs their toes.

I really like DanMarch

Okay, Cerydra's introduction was kino. Too bad she isn't usable with ANYTHING that I have.

I'm wondering if I should roll for Hysilens, do we know how strong Cerydra will be? Or even what she will be.

>>535022653
>babymode bossfight
>repeatedly outsmarted by several different people
>hypes himself up, gets jailed
>needs US to bail him out, just so we can kick his teeth I'm
what a jobber, I hope nanook rapes his ass

>Kafker trial
>no Hysilens
For what purpose, why bother making 2 trials

>It's the Cerydra and Hysilens patch
>Cyrene has twice their voicelines
Uhmmmm

>>535022586
Will he make Welt go nuclear again. Then praise yuri as if its God?

>>535022749
not like this game has hard content

>>535022683
Why lie? Post something that shows she 100% likes TB. The sharing a cup with you scene is less service than every single Amphoreus female released so far besides Cypher.

>JP cerydra
boku wa sexo

HOLY FUCK AVENTURINES SISTER IS ALIVE AND SHE BOMBED POINT PIER.JADE LOST HER LEGS

>>535022557
only 3 patches left

>>535022801
They’re filler characters

>>535022803
he's too strong...

The amount of utility/buff/stat they put on cones is becoming ridiculous. Stop rolling cones. Stop.

>>535022801
Pagrene needs the shilling

>Edo Star
>It’s just a prank bro

HOOOCHI MAMA

>>535022839
So is Cyrene. She'll be forgotten after Shaoji won't be allowed to touch anything again after Amphoreus flopping.

>>535022754
Cerydra is a shitter Sunday.

>>535022831
So yeah, we're slightly past the mid line.

>>535022754
Cerydra is shit without Phainon or Anaxa
Unless you really like little hitler, don't bother with her

she's just like me

AIIEEE ALL THE CHRYSO HERIS ARE HAVING AN ORGY

How do I build Gallagher for Archer?

>>535022891
>

I've come to bargain aaah moment

>>535022804
Maybe I will get her on the rerun then. I kinda blew all I had on Kafka and Hysilens.

Why do I feel like Lygus is cucking me with Cerydra...

>>535022801
sorry gwo gotta hype up shartlysia

>>535022801
She essentially took Phainon's place

Why is Phainon trying to kill Mydei with diabetes? Nice ship fujoids

>>535022921
Everyone has Phainon, bro.

EDO STAR JUST INVADED XIANXHOUU

>>535023001
>goat milk
Ganyu...

>>535022920
we're at the final climax

How long is the new story? 10 hours like usual?

>>535022801
Yeah just like how Pagnon used to take all the voicelines. At least its more tolerable since she’s our canon gf for this shitty planet

>Aglaea shipping with Hysilens
Aglaea truly is the town bike, give this woman a rest already. Use anyone else.

I know dot is a fucking brick but i must PULL!!!!

>>535017235
>>535022897
Wait a minute, I dont understand her torso. So she's not see through?

>>535023010
erm, no thanks
I don't like the idea of having AIDs very much anon

>>535022936
F A S T

>>535023030
What if I hate both and dislike everyone getting shafted for 2 expies

Is both his mom ann dad alive in this cycle

>>535023032
It's 100% a self insert dev, Aglaea has the most ships of any female on this planet for a reason

yep never rolling wormers

Another one to add to the jobbing list...

PHANINON JOINED SPACE HAMAS AND IS NOW CHUCKING HOMSEXUALS OFF OF ROOFS????

What the HONK did she mean by this? I was just kidding, since when was becoming Cocolia an option and why is this HKS stopping me from it

>>535023026
we all know we're in amphoreus till 3.8 lil bro
we had 4 patches remaining in 3.4
now there's 3
literally just past the half mark

>>535023032
>give this woman a rest already
Not before I got a ride

THE ANTIMATTER LEGION JUST ATTACKED PENACONY! MY GOD THEY'RE CRUCIFYING ROBIN

>>535023010
Why he has less pulls than wormday?

Is Cerydra mentally ok?

>>535022743
caelus in the cuckchair

>>535022801
>It's the Cerydra and Hysilens patch
>Cyrene has twice their voicelines
We've not even started her shilling yet. They/them are not prepared.
If they thought Firefly was "forced", and massively succeeded by the way, just wait...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NLfulaOno
>Herta's VA

BREAKING NEWS
THE TRIBBIES ARE HERE

Why does she get so much hate despite more than 80% of players picked her?

>>535023032
wtf is wrong with these shitty ass devs destryoing hyselings romance wiht tb in order to force yuri fagotry

>>535023148
Technically Welt only sealed the Stellaroon so it turning them into a freak was always an option

>lose 50/50 to seele
at least give me blade you fucker.

>>535023068
only the front because the designer sucks

yeah they're going out of their way to give march as little screentime as possible to shill the other pink bitch

Bwos, is feesh fo (you)?