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LATEST CONFIGS (07/03/24)
https://files.catbox.moe/lhb5n6.zip

LATEST APK (22/08/23) (replace ! with y)
https://mod!olo.com/download/harr!-potter-hogwarts-m!ster!-7526/1

OpenMystery is an open-source PC port of H*gwarts M*stery, made in Unity.
It runs like an emulator, and is developed using top-down reverse-engineering methods.
Thus, via control of the engine, it can remove the annoying mobile mechanics.
It can also play new content (the main quest, TLSQs, SQs, quidditch, creature quests, dates, etc.) whenever the base game updates.
Please report any bugs you encounter.

>Setup Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSAXYtEspfmWl9CI6Pg5G_J7CcSZ7NqmzSjXO-_Mu2xVfat5Gyg5JoAFIjvEyIJMg/pub

>Modding Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XDhNJzqGVJW3R2lKbjqURAqo2TgIjHBo4D-YFWqEMNo/edit?usp=sharing
https://www.moddb.com/games/openmystery

>Fanart
http://snyde.booru.org
>Merucounterparts Reaction Chart Collection
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1sofMjrb_OkzzzaCUJyOqH6SQtd_MqVmO

>Fanfiction/Greentexts
https://mega.nz/folder/y341GCRD#gV7Ux8yCUxgf9eBtKDqzRg/folder/jmhAlDbD
https://imgur.com/a/Evbm0gu
https://imgur.com/a/FIEbRyy (broken)

>Blender Models
https://mega.nz/#F!pRYDFSZY!q_Fgwpsju2FYv3ooO4mf7Q
https://mega.nz/folder/sMQSwY6C#_qJGnRfM9A8zbJkzFfPFww

>Related Games
>>HPHM Visual Novel
https://twitter.com/UntoldHogwarts
>>Unity game
https://mega.nz/file/KT5WFQ7K#cNHNtnb7thJIjgp2TGxqOHPLLP4_rOJ8lr_Trj9maM0
>>"A Very Meru Christmas"
https://mega.nz/file/r7hEkS7K#NRZ9ghh1ipt79Y6luVzzETdzbsSlwUPz3oPJ-4jIme0
>>Pokemeru mod (download pokeabby in f95)
v-null.itch.io/poke-meru
>>ClumsyDrawfag's Visual Novel: "An interaction with Merula"
https://www.mediafire.com/file/txa1rqtue5zj53t/An_interaction_with_Merula.zip/file
https://mega.nz/file/i7ZyUJ6J#nGp2fzVh64ZyHMNV2Cf8BXEviDXLJi0kv2ZBrL67yWs (currently broken)

>Our boys, Bep and Love5tar
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/62024406
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/14224421

Weather is slowly starting to chill down, remember to cover yourself when it gets cold and farm for ink pieces!

we are almost there...

Cant wait for Halloween

>>538416632
so whats gonna be the reason for this? faulty potion? miscasted spell? revenge curse? place your bets now!

Got a feeling Penny would be into baby play

>>538420898
Merula reveals her true form

>>538420898
I think it will be a cursed object

>>538416632
I don't mind helping Merula out every Halloween but people will start complaining that it's always about Merula. Is it really that boring to write with other characters? You don't have to use the same ones every year.

>>538423541
I thought it was about popularity at first but that didn't explain why they used Tulip for almost two years on every TLSQ

>>538413518
Very cute Merula

>>538426276
>tfw no Hogwarts High anime

>>538106213
So where is this from? Civit?

on a related topic didn't we get from new game content every week to an upgrade every two weeks or so, how many days ago was the alchemy quest|?

>>538433407
yup

>>538434267
it came out on august 27th, no?

/omg/ greentext/fanfiction for 2025, after Edition #69:
(All of these start with https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/)

>Chiara Lobosca and the Desire Beyond
>>Start of Part 1
533944345/#q534731214
>>Start of Part 2
533944345/#q535232910
>>Start of Part 3
533944345/#q535705626
>>Continuation of Part 3 (long enough to be its own part, honestly)
536006836/#q537038578
>>Start of Part 4
533944345/#q538154746

>Ismelda Murk and the Wonders of Hygiene
533944345/#q535686218

>Tulip Karasu: Punching Bag of MC's Harem (series of short posts)
536006836/#q537335036

>Beyond TLSQ: Celestial Ball 2
536006836/#q537793523

>Cursed TLSQ: Anon Ymous and the Mysterious Beads
536006836/#q538061485

>>538434267
yeah, like >>538435327 said, it came out in the 27th, thats 13 days so far, so maybe we´ll get something new in the next couple of days?

>>538435629
silent drop beach tlsq...

>>538437106
one can only dream...

>>538435526
Someone should put them together on a txt file and add them to the mega

>>538444317
I would put my hand on her forehead to check her temp

>>538414975
Fuck off

>>538450006
rude

>>538446476
Based wizard autism

>>538455360
>asks for a date and check her health
doesn't sound bad to me

>>538463047
Imagine the orgy

>>538467017
more like gangbang

>>538467603
who took the photo?

>>538471785
Dennis

>>538478012
i kinda want to taste that plastic chicken...

>>538433039
would it sell?

Good a feeling quidditch this week

>>538482482
It can't do worse than the fantastic beasts franchise

>>538488042
>>538478012
These witches eat a lot and don't gain weight but Corey eats nothing and is fat as fuck. Dark Magic is at play

>>538478808
Just go bite one of those fake fruits the put on bowls, same shit.

>>538496173
Skye and Merula are active. Corey isn't.

>>538435526
>>Chiara Lobosca and the Desire Beyond
Author here. I think "Chiara Lobosca: Beyond Desire" is better.

Speaking of, some trivia:
>I originally tried to start the story with Anon bringing Merula into St. Mungo's as a patient while Chiara was working the night shift, but I couldn't make the character thought processes, dialogue, etc. plausible
>I forgot to explain in part 4 that MC's bed is king-sized since he likes to have a lot of room for himself, with an unintended benefit of fitting 4 occupants
>I sprinkled in some dog/wolf/pet-related wordplay etc. with Chiara, not always obvious. You're welcome for including the /omg/ "Chiara, & Ismy but a bit less, have huge tits" headcanon btw.
>If I ever redid the story, I would, of course, shorten Part 3... & put more work into characterization
>As I progressed, I was surprised by how much I'd come to care about its quality - it was based on a near-0-effort shitpost about some shit AI pic of Merula. So to those who said "surprisingly wholesome," yeah it was a surprise to me too
>I also didn't see coming how many times this would occur:
>>how do I write the next few paragraphs
>>hmm, no I need to take care of that other thing first
>>uhh
>>uhh
>>OK I've got it
>>Wow. How did I come up with that? I impress myself. Man, looking at all the slop shows/games of the last few decades that people got paid to make, maybe I'm alright at this whole writing business
>As I've already said, I initially thought I could get this done in a week. SHOWS WHAT I KNOW! I vastly underestimated how long it'd take to write each event in the story.
>I've done a few stories for /omg/ before, but nothing this big. I don't have an alias, though, so don't start thinking I'm Walker or Vaiire back from the dead or anything.

My humble thanks to my well-wishers, and to all of you for your patience as I worked on this!
And just like the story itself, this post was way longer than I thought it would be.

>>538485948
it will be the reserve quest for the retarded big anchovy beast we got recently

>>538515513
Quidditch fans are surprisingly persistent

>>538435526
Chiara Lobosca: Beyond Desire epilogue
>For public appearances, Chiara and Penny become a couple
>They already know Merula and Anon pretty well, so no-one questions it when they go on frequent double dates
>or when they spend so many nights under the same roof
>or when Merula and Anon invite Chiara and Penny to move into Snyde Manor with them
>hmm, the double wedding is a bit odd though
>and the shared honeymoon
>and Merula must be a very understanding woman to allow the ladies to "borrow" Anon so they can have their own kids
>and sometimes, the blue-eyed ladies don't head in the expected direction when they say they want to retire for the evening
>It's probably nothing, though
>They're just such close friends!

You guys are truly desperate for content

>>538522394
would wizard society be ok with a polyamorous relationships?

>>538502254
Corey is always sitting reading those crappy books. Merula has sex with MC.

>>538496173
>Corey eats nothing and is fat as fuck
you dont get fat out of nowhere, anon

>Beyond
>finally reach the part were you meet Vega
>game wont stop calling her "they"
>ugly ass bald head
>black woman
>adventurer that can use wandless magic like its nothing
jesus fucking christ, whose self insert is this? this was one of the writers, wasnt it? fucking hell...i bet it was actually guy too

>>538541246
Is it really a they/them? I just skip all the dialogues so I didn't notice

>>538446313
does anyone even have access to it?

>>538537716
maybe she has a thyroid problem

>>538543154
not a single "she" during the entire interaction, just "they". Then again, its my first interaction with that thing, so maybe it could change in later chapter, but so far i dont think that will be the case...

>>538551174
If true I'll tweet it to JK so she can get that thing killed off

>>538529260
The Church of Merlin will hunt them down if it becomes public.

>>538551729
Do it and post screenshots

>>538551729
based if he actually does it

>>538552470
Since wizards say "My Merlin!" instead of "My God!' it wouldn't surprise me if there's an actual church based around Merlin

>>538560237
i dont think they specifically call merlin´s name, its more like: "BY Merlin´s beard" or "hat"
Which kinda changes the weight of the expression

>>538560237
soon to be overtaken by the church of mc

>>538574047
leg destroyed

>>538577773
A witch that knows what she wants

>>538580104
I am so prompting her around >>538435526 greentexts

>>538582481
based?

>>538580104
>Tulipe

>>538585108
She identifies as French now

>>538588129
both annoying so it fits

>>538595754
>>538597182
>>538580104
Disgusting bug creature

>>538582481

>>538599491
I agree!

>>538599834
based? not sure...
on one hand, fuck Tulip, on the other hand, fuck Tulip content...hmmm

>>538599834
based beyond belief

>>538599834
how much abuse can she take?
whatever it is, its not enough...

>>538607646
one must find out

>>538599834
That's for stealing Chiara's clothes

>>538478012
why is her right little finger straight

>>538599834
Shouldn't this be Beyond Tulip

>>538522394
>Penny and Merula pool their potioneering prowess to produce a potion that permits werewolves to have children without passing on the curse
>at the celebration party, Merula finally publicly admits that Penny is, in fact, good at potions

>>538622285
Guess she technically is, her Beyond outfit is garbage, she looks more like a kid with those than with her kid clothes

>>538529260
It'd be looked down upon, but due to the dwindling magical population, not outright stigmatized

Wizarding gov't probably has "tax breaks per child" policies

>>538635557
If that were the case i think there would be more children

maaaan...i feel like the wizard population plotline would have been a better story overall, shame it got dropped

sassy witch

>>538607646
>>538608992
>Tulip: lets find out together hehe

>>538649935
Makes me angry

Ooh ok, random TLSQ about the sorting hat just out of nowhere

>>538655457
Thanks to /v/ I cannot help but think of the word "MALE!" whenever I see the sorting hat now.

>>538655457
>its FUCKING ANOTHER year 3 tlsq
im convinced now that they forgot how to add them to other years

>>538655457
another one?

>>538655457
Im tired boss

>>538658776
they will keep going until the app crashes

>>538669913
already getting there, my phone slowsdown A LOT and straight up freezes for like 5 seconds when i get to that tab

has 4chan running like shit? it takes like 3 minutes to load

>>538660898
what did retarded reportfag reported this?

>>538676160
he is going full schizo

>>538676602
many such cases

>>538678721
I'm surprised the Tulip abuse pic still up tbqh, I figure it'd be long deleted by now

>>538676031
i have noticed the capcha has been slower today, but the site itself isnt THAT slow, still noticeable tho

>>538686629
I just saw that my browser started using like 800mb more of RAM than before and ibonly have 4chan taps open and my browser didn't update.

>>538688526
weird, mine is still bellow the 200mbs, maybe something from your side?

>>538684127
>>538684127
Puff in a sea of cocaine

>>538678817
he likes it

>>538694634
she looks so happy...either that or is in some kind of overdose

>>538701060
If only she had a nice personality

>>538701060
get back to work!

>>538704601
just needs a bit more correction

>>538701060
Cute

>>538710336
but she only has 1 client....

>>538435526
>>Chiara Lobosca and the Desire Beyond
Author here. I think "Chiara Lobosca: Beyond Desire" is better.

Speaking of, some trivia:
>I originally tried to start the story with Anon bringing Merula into St. Mungo's as a patient while Chiara was working the night shift, but I couldn't make the character thought processes, dialogue, etc. plausible
>I forgot to explain in part 4 that MC's bed is king-sized since he likes to have a lot of room for himself, with an unintended benefit of fitting 4 occupants
>I sprinkled in some dog/wolf/pet-related wordplay etc. with Chiara, not always obvious. You're welcome for including the /omg/ "Chiara, & Ismy but a bit less, have huge tits" headcanon btw.
>If I ever redid the story, I would, of course, shorten Part 3... & put more work into characterization
>As I progressed, I was surprised by how much I'd come to care about its quality - it was based on a near-0-effort shitpost about some shit AI pic of Merula. So to those who said "surprisingly wholesome," yeah it was a surprise to me too
>I also didn't see coming how many times this would occur:
>>how do I write the next few paragraphs
>>hmm, no I need to take care of that other thing first
>>uhh
>>uhh
>>OK I've got it
>>Wow. How did I come up with that? I impress myself. Man, looking at all the slop shows/games of the last few decades that people got paid to make, maybe I'm alright at this whole writing business
>As I've already said, I initially thought I could get this done in a week. SHOWS WHAT I KNOW! I vastly underestimated how long it'd take to write each event in the story.
>I've done some stories for /omg/ before, but nothing this big. I don't have an alias, though, so don't start thinking I'm Walker or Vaiire back from the dead or anything.

My humble thanks to my well-wishers, and to all of you for your patience as I worked on this!
And just like the story itself, this post was way longer than I thought it would be.

>>538435526
>>>Start of Part 4
>533944345/#q538154746
Should be 536006836/#q538154746

>>538577773
I thought that the skull on the table on the left was Merupuff

>>538595754
Why is she upset?

>>538737245
No attention from moma and papa

>>538724221
Hope we can see more stories in the future

Tulipjak

>>538748372
I dont know how to feel about this…

>https://youtu.be/7OlIzxM9tcE?si=OBjD1ApPHx6yTGdQ
looks like they are finally using the trophy room for something, took their sweet time with that.
also, McGoo looks pissed at us

>>538753584
Reverting to gremlin

>>538744815
Thanks, but I doubt I'll have the time for another big project for a good long while. I might make a 1-post greentext from time to time though

>>538760305
thats more than fine, good stories are good stories, no matter how long they are

>>538754169
the used the trophy room in the ink stories

>big project
lmao this guy wrote like 2-3 pages of a real book and now he thinks he is a big writer

>>538762559
if you jelly just say so

According to the hat Penny's biggest Hufflepuff trait is her loyalty, but isn't she the one who basically disbanded CoK despite MC saying it was still needed? I'm starting to believe the hat doesn't know shit.

>>538769916
to be fair, the hat is stuck in a single room the entire year and only goes out when the new students enter.
i cant recall that Penny thing you mention tho, do you remember what chapter was that?

>>538541246
>>538551174
>>538551729
Any updates on this?

>>538777150
doesnt look like he has done it so far

>>538769414
If we can't get a beach tlsq I sure hope we get a pirate tlsq

>>538782573
I don't have proof that the game refers to Vega as a they/them so far, still looking.

>>538774512
I believe it was part 3 of 4 in the tlsq

>>538788094
i meant the thing about disbanding the CoK, i havent finished this current tlsq

>>538787135
now that would be fun, so many cool ideas and that stupid writing team wont move beyond the most basic of shits

>>538792020
Ah that happens in the first few chapters of Year 7, Penny calls for a meeting and tells MC that CoK has no purpose now and it should disband.

>>538797881
huh, cant remember that, gonna have to give those chapters a revisit soon

>>538785964
greatest comic strip ever made

Helping cursed into age regression Chiara with her homework

>>538806167
how young are we talking about here? cuz im NOT going through algebra again

>>538804291
we need more of those, i would give it a try but im not creative enough to illustrate a joke on my own

>>538808625
around 9 years old

>>538815396
i can work with that

>>538812042
just copy jokes and adapt them to HM

>>538820915
Doesn't look that mad

>>538826524
Its Rath tho, probably dont need much before she breaks your femur like breadsticks

>>538812042
Let's see where you're at. Draw Merula complaining to Ismelda about something Anon did while they're working on a potion

>>538831032
NTA but that just implies that she's easily angered. She doesn't look angry in the pic; besides, she's bluffing.

>>538846296
>bluffing.
I meant "blushing"

>>538846296
Yeah ok, Fair enough, you right
She probably is in the middle of a date with MC or just came back from one and is talking about it with one of her friends

>>538836493
alright, i´ll try to deliver something this weekend

>>538865923
Looking forward to it. Try not to worry if it isn't a masterpiece, though - if you want to make comics, the art quality doesn't need to be that high.

>>538858754
>so, um, been to any good quidditch games lately?

>>538875527
>"Only the ones you are playing"
>she blushes even more and tries her hardest to contain her little kicks under the table

>>538881473
Skye needs to hurry up and poison Erika

>>538885665
Erika's body will simply tank the poison

>>538890420
then more direct methods should be used

>>538881473
>You see Erika for the first time after going away for the summer
>she is visibly delighted to see your surprise for her:
>you hit the gym during your vacation

>>538896335
>they create super buffed babies after they leave Hogwarts
>not only incredibly powerful physically but also magically
all this time, the correct option was Erika

fuck erika

>>538901112
thats the plan

is it Rath´s turn?

>>538911612
to be raped?

>>538836493
behold!
I'll just stick with what I know, playing with AI that is

>>538920350
based

>>538920350
can you do comics with AI?

>>538925760
manually of course, as in you'd have to gen the panels one by one and then put them together

>>538926154
well, i guess that was to be expected

>>538930795
won't be long before a comic maker AI

>>538920350
cute

shall not be finishing this tlsq because it keeps crashing on the final part

>>538939190
what? im not at the end yet, in what part in specific does it keep crashing?

>>538939485
after the duel with the guy who tries to steal the hat it just crashes, thankfully it lets me play the rest of the game but when I go to the station and click on the ! sign it just crashes

>>538944695
huh, i JUST got to that part, so far no problems whatsoever

>>538920350
>I'll just stick with what I know, playing with AI that is
Have you done anything like that for /omg/ already?

>>538950273
Jane has possessed Erika....

>>538956784
God save us…

>>538900803
Alternatively
>be in rivalry with Merula with vaults
>be hanging around with Rowan
>Merula is stalking you
>tell Rowan that you're thinking of getting fit in order to jump/run/climb better in vaults because they're very dangerous and casting spells won't always be enough
>you don't see Merula for a while
>when you do she looks like this

>>538939190
Cute Meru!

>>538970385
Face for the vaults against buff Merula would be awesome, just imagine the manhandling…

>>538987628
>face
I meant race, God Damn autocorrect

>>538994767
Pat pat pat pat

>>538956784
>>538966404
She'd enforce her prudeness not with spells but with beatings...

MC should have a little sister that has unique interactions with your girlfriend/boyfriend of choice. It would be possible to still introduce her since we still haven't met mom, she could come up with new siblings out of nowhere.

kys

>>539003187
interesting idea but not sure what it would accomplish story wise

>>539003337
You're terminally online if you think people can't have a non-sexual interest in the presence of children, anon.

>>539006073
Just do it as a side story

>>539003187
>Sis Ymous spends one-on-one time with your gf then meets up with you
>gushes over how sweet Penny is and can't wait to meet Bea
>jokingly chastises you for dating your bully and calls you an idiot
>hands you a tulip that squirts water on your face

>>539015360
so far, every member of our family has had set names with surnames mathcing ours, whats her name?

>>539020104
Ann-Nona (sounds like Anon and Unknown, which is similar to the meaning of "Anonymous")

>>539020104
Aurora (sounds like a witch name, also similar-sounding to "sororal," meaning "sisterly")

>>539021662
Or just Nona, which is Anon backwards

>>539022045
That would be the grandma, if mom is Italian American and a member of the magic mob

>>539022289
>Nona's daughter is Madre
>Madre's name is Ann
>Madre's daughter took her first two female progenitors' names

>>538954827
well depends on what counts for "like that", the things I've managed to complete and post here are rather simple, like >>538599834, or the ali shirts collab. Just simple gens about ideas that sometimes pops up here and I gen asking "you take AI?". One time I did tried an actual /omg/ comic strip with text and all but because of technical limitations and time constrains I never finished it, so I just gen simple things knowing I can deliver these.

Talbump

>>539025721
thats a new one

cake

>>539033107
I filled that cake with wizard fent

>>539033720
>wizard fent
you fool! you will end wizard society with that thing

>>539037701
dang, imagine hogwarts but its students walking like zombies, barely standing

>>539037701
If wizards were able to get addicted to drugs we would see, but since even the poorest of wizards seem fine maybe they are inmune to addiction

>>539041537
i bet they just have a spell that cleans the system up

>>539043536
not if its magical fent, i bet that shit goes all the way into your DNA

>>539047778
maybe that how you become a ghost

>>539051192
Good thing I always carry a garlic necklace

>>539054421
pretty sure that doesn't work in-universe

>>539063958
Hot

>>539056571
it does, but it can only be fatal if ingested in big quantities

>>539069827
Must be having twins if she got that big and her boobs grew 4 times their size

>>539074921
She's having the Merucounterparts

sooo...i finished the hat tlsq, you are supposed to get a new tappy at Hogwarts but i cant find it, anyone knows where its supposed to be?

>>539074921
>>539078842
>first Claw and Dor
>then Rin and Puff

>>539033107
That cake i a lie! A lie!

I will taste one day a rhubarb cupcake to see if even Meru will let me down...

>>539090179
didn't you already post about this?

>>539096926
yup but the disappointment it's never fade, anyway I have already ordered rhubarb jam...

>>539090179
That looks…sugary

>>539078842
All 4 at the same time?!

>>539107651
It tasted like whipped cream and Spounge cake, npthing more...

>>538551729
Found an NPC that used “They” when talking about her, im currently doing the rest of her tasks, i’ll post more if i find them

>>539082230
So turns out its not a set spot energy tappy, its just a regular tappy that you can put anywhere, im not sure why thats the case, they almost always mention in the story when you get a thing, they even make it a point to show it to the player getting the tappy, not this time tho, i guess we just HAVE the sorting hat in our flat now

1 story chapter per month feels like it's going to take years to finish volume 2

>>539114616
MC just steals the original hat and leaves a copy without anyone noticing

>>539120373
one of the greatest Hogwarts heists and nobody ever noticed, classic MC

>>539120008
they don't want to advance the years so fast

>>539111691
>>539088550

>>539132046
so 2 pregnancies, MC´s seed is strong enough to guarantee 2 babies every time

>>539137210
he will hate it once he forgets the meaning of a good night sleep

>>539120008
i finally might be able to catch up since i´ve been farming tlsq´s just to complete the damn diary events

big mouth
must suck like nothing else

>>539151968
MC is the only one capable of filling it

>>539151968
Even has a choker daring cocks to break it

>>539151968
she looked way better when she was a student

>>539167478
she really became a slut once she """"graduated""""

did MC banged her?

>>539173624
lord knows I would if she wasn't a ghost

>>539174367
gay

>>539173624
I don't think it's physically possible unless you just jerk off while she watches

>>539173624
>>539180027
if anyone can do it, its MC

>>539151968
you got the twenty dollah?

>>539182928
Mc has power over life not over death

>>539185428
mc power is unlimited

>>539173624
Myrtle somehow had one of the best and most romantic quest to date, genuinely how did that happen?

>>539190073
what was her quest? i cannot remember

>>539192590
The one where the ghost have a dance and myrtle doesn't want to go

>>539142341
Are you telling me that after all this time, there isn't a spell for a situation as common as needing to calm a baby?

>>539203537
MC will blend a sandwich and feed it to the baby

>>539195323
Oh yeah, i remember now, that was a decent tlsq

>>539203537
Well, There is the silencio spell

>>539220498
Not to be used flippantly, though. You don't want the baby to be silent when there's an actual issue, after all.

>finally get to advance the plot a bit
>ruby is alive
>callum makes the call to take her to MY fucking home
>its now off limits to everyone, including my "friends"
well, at least they dont get to visit me anymore, but why did this fucker get to shove the suspect into my shit?
whats the concensus on callum? do we like this guy? also why is he even a dating option?

>>538748372
ynr peniposter

Penny tutoring Barnaby

Kill Skye

>>539238851
this but Tulip

>>539243693
why not both

>>539227640
I like that you can complain about hosting her every single time they bring it up and still forced to keep her in your apartment, very nice player choice right there. Also Callum sucks.

>>539220498
or the calming draught, but don't know if giving potions to a baby is a good idea, might end up with super autism.

>>539248675
explains a lot
magical folks are "like that" because their parents relied on potions as a crutch

>>539248525
oh you can? nice, i´ll be specifically doing that whenever i get the chance!

>>539246564
eh, i guess that works

>>539248675
dang, regular wizard autism + potion induced autism? no wonder the wizard population is taking hits left and right

>>539254213
Yeah even when she brings it up asking if I mind her having her in the flat there's the option to tell her you don't want her there but have no choice.

>>539265904
kek, ooh im definitely rubbing it in her face every chance i get

>>539271270
>sprite
thats from Earthbound, isnt it?

>>539274329
What's earthbound?

>>539274513
THE racist game of all time

I only want quidditch back to get the clean sweep event back, it was easy and had better rewards

>>539274513
an overrated game

I love meek black woman like Liz

>>539288883
aah, a man of fine taste!

>>539295297
guac sandwich

>>539295426
maybe in california, they eat the most stale algae in the UK

>>539298610
puke

Barbie Penny

>>539303962
if anyone would be Barbie, it would be Penny

>>539306687
She just needs to have 50 jobs

>>539238851
Calm down, Erika.

>>539271270
Who or what, if anything, is in the other barrels?

Pretty cute stuff in the drive

>>539328373
Cutest one so far

>>539317276
The rest of the slytherin gang

>they created a new season pass exclusively for plants
how much bullshit can they cram into this poor game? damn

>>539345652
kek I don't even remember there's plants most of the time

>>539332170
>>539328373
>>539322923
Do Merus from different universe also wear doc martens?

>>539345652
Anything to avoid making the beach TLSQ

>>539349776
nobody does, they are another glorified currency

precautionary bump

yes

>>539114165
Found another 2

>>539367191
>>539366996
i bet the cope will be that Vega can actually duplicate herself

>>539352669
in my head canon
merudor: pumas or nikes
meruclaw: the shoes everyone else wears
merupuff: Like Tulip's but black

>>539369208
>the shoes everyone else wears
Those are called mary jane shoes, or mary janes.

>Like Tulip's but black
Those are called loafers.

>>539352669
guessing thats a brand of shoes?

>>539372712
I'm not an expert on shoes

we havent wished Merupuff good luck in her adventures recently! do it now!

>>539388173
I was thinking she got lost in some cave

>>539388413
She still has to attend classes. Only goes puff in the weekends

guys...guys, i just noticed...the fuck is this?
no other cake has anything similar to this, even the rainbow cake is different from the gay flag, what the fuck?!

>>539400072
Mama Rowling is not going to like this

>>539400072
Is it time to check if the devs made fun of a political assassination and get them fired? maybe the game will improve

>>539383416
I see two prostitutes

>>539407581
but that's not tulip and liz

>>539408403
Exactly, thats merula and ismelda, two putas

>>539413382
im seeing double here!

>>539413382
My wife and my pet

>>539413382
That darker streak on her hair looks good

>>539422396
>darker streak
Merula’s polyjuice is running out!

>>539426334
But why would Merula want to become Chiara?

>>539434889
She wanted to see for herself how it feels to have sone weight in her chest

>>539413382
>>539422396
weird lighting fuckup

Morning Merubump

>>539440629
Yeah OK Penny

>>539449698
As if Penny wouldnt, hell she would be the very first one to try it

>>539402434
even if the story is written from now by a generative Ai it'll be an improvment, not even a good Ai,

>>539356659
It's time for the retard big anchove to shine...

>>539402434
do it, i wanna know if there is any possibility of them getting fired and the game improving because of it

>>539458228
Anon what the fuck are you talking about

>>539464878
new creature quest, new story chapter...

>>539458228
what even is magical about the beeeg fish?

>>539469328
Something retarded like the Malaclaw giving you a week of bad luck without further explanation

>>539469976
at least that sounds remotely magical, i looked up the beeg fish and turns out its literally just a bigger version of an actual fish and sticks to ships to keep them in place

official tulip onahole

>>539475265
Wake me up when there's a Merula one...

>>539475265
I can see Tulip actually selling those in school

>>539477434
dont buy shit from her, for all we know those things would have enchanted to shrink you dick off or have razors hidden inside as "a prank"

>>539481536
surely she wouldn't that bump to fumble such a profitable market

>>539484356
arent like 99% of every single problem in the tlsq´s in which she is involved with, caused by her being fucking retarded? she would absolutely fumble

anybody remembers what game was used to make this?

>>539493369
Final Fantasy XIV, I tried making a Skye once but never got it right

>>539493707
huh, shame, woulda been cool to see more of it, i remember there were a few other pictures of this

Bathing with ismelda

>>539503585
be careful, a single layer of grime from her body is enough to turn clean water and soap into acid

>>539506040
that's why you only get in after the 3rd bath

Hogwarts Mystery but made by Telltale games, that way we also get a chance of Merula showing up in the next Poker night at the inventory

>>539512272
I know they got revived but I haven't seen a single new game from them, are they deh again?

>>539515564
they have some superhero dispatch game coming out soon i think, after that i think they are working on The Wolf Amoung Us sequel

>>539524123
Diego dies shortly after this

>>539493369
Anon please look at the bottom left corner of the image you posted

>>539527051
at least he died happy

Captcha taking hours to load

>>539499198
https://snyde.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6779
plus 6780, 6788, 6793, 6794

>>539151968
How would she react to Diego chatting her up?

>>539539029
I feel that for some reason they would actually hit it off and be good friends for some reason

>>539413382
Taking them both for a walk

>>539547389
Remember to being plastic bags to pic up her waste

>>539534768
Mine is working fine

>>539553145
Its fine, that anon just wanted to bunp the thread

>>539554237
Fair enough, tho i do have to say, 4chan has been sluggish lately, not sure of thats just me

>they have animations for characters floating in place
>”nah, just have them stand there and life them up”

>>539550134
>Chiara throws her Every Flavour Beans wrappers on the ground
Didn't know she was such a litterbug...

>>539563272
JC laziness knows no bounds

>>539568491
is she cold? why is she huging herself?

>the giant fish talent is that it holds ships during storms
wow what a magical talent

>>539578621
To be fai we also have a fisherman dude that kepp huffing a pipe filled with an hermit crab, i presume it's magic equivalent of licking toads

>>539578513
MC does generates a cold field around him.

>>539579197
i knew it, you cant trust people of the sea, they are always weird

>>539530030
yeah, i noticed that after i got the first reply, my bad

Ismelda the biggest gooner of CoK

>>539603248
what's her fetish? whats each witch fetish? I figure Tulip's gotta be masochism and its derivatives.

>>539599020
l-lewd!

Hell for anti-Merula people

>>539615116
This webm isn't low quality enough.

>>539615116
One is enough can't imagine dealing with 10

>>539615116
who used the crustify hex?

>>539626197
Penny in jealousy

>>539615116
>T-posing Merula
heh, never gets old

Good night /omg/

>>539637094
Fuck off faggot

>>539637853
wow, rude

>>539637094
boots
off
now

>>539637094
I hope this anon is sleeping well

Waking up the thread (but not that anon)

>reward for the ramora tlsq is a ramora themed wetsuit
This actually looks kinda good, too bad there is no logical reason to ever use it

>>539660904
Mermaid tlsq up next

>>539667367
>we get mermaid models for all the girls
Yes please

>>539647586
thanks anon! i did

>>539678161
Me when a woman speaks

>>539686808
Eat book pages bitch

>>539642038
She keeps them on so MC can take them off, she's a smart dog

im about to enter chapter 2 in Beyond but i noticed that i still have several achievements to get from side quest, can they still trigger in year 2?

>>539693093
Some are locked behind seasons so you will have to wait for them to retrigger in either October or December.

>>539688161
she must've picked it up from skye

>>539114165
>>539366996
>>539367191
found another alphabet soup garbage

>>539706678
>MC gets groomed by a troon in a position of authority
MC deserve a little bit of peace, it's been 8 years of suffering.

quidditch soon

>>539713086
they already had quidditch in Hogwarts, why is it taking them so long to do it again in Beyond?

So these bastards just walk into my home and make tea without asking now, huh?

>>539716970
First they need to get MC back to the UK for a while

>>539721907
MC being a pushover as always. It gets really tiring.

>>539723235
Wait, i just started Vol.2. Where do they send us?

>>539727178
first to Egypt and now in Japan

>>539728273
huh, neat, should i expect them to actually use those places properly or are they just there for a couple of chapters and then forgotten?

>>539732059
JC just put a magic door that lets you travel around the world in the ROCC office so they could be using all the places we visited and are going to visit in the future.

>>539737959
ooh you mean that big mysterious door that you keep cleaning everytime you do some tasks in that area? i knew that door was set up for something

I just realized you can buy multiple plants of the same type, I was wondering why did they make the greenhouse so big if there's so few plants to pick

>>539742815
yeah but the prices are too high and the rewards are garbage, farming the necessary jewels to buy all those plants just isnt worth it, its better to just use them to buy the season passes

penny penn pen pe p

>>539745819
Yeah but I have like 500 books and nowhere to spend them since I already have all the creatures so at least I can buy plants

>>539754090
but you buy with gems, not books

>>539747464
Is Penny her actual name or is it Penelope

>>539762328
Damn, you must be fucking stupid

>>539762738
Not much of an answer isn't it?

>>539757449
There's one that costs brown books but it's the one that gives the worse rewards when harvested

So is that one anon actually going to tell JKR about this, or what?

>>539723235
Is quidditch not popular beyond (heh) Britain?

>>539747464
Bea asking her sister for help after smoking some magical weed with Ismelda (she thought she could handle it)

>>539786751
>high Bea
I would love to see that

>>539781901
I dont think it is, the US play quodpot instead, so it wouldnt be weird if the rest of the world play other stuff instead, maybe quidditch is the equivalent of criket

Oh, si he is STUPID stupid

>>539774532
Im also waiting for him to post something about it

>>539796769
Then why most countries in the world have national quidditch teams? Cricket is only played by the common wealth nations

>>539774532
>>539807069
I'm debating sending it because I don't know if she hates the crazy non-binary as much as troons.

>>539809407
i said maybe, but it seems that quidditch is in fact a world wide thing, i guess the US is the outlier in this occasion

>>539809707
arent they basically the same thing? neither of them know what the fuck they are

EAT THE FLOWERS

>>539817917
yes but JK only goes nuclear on troons

>>539830058
well, they definitely have the troon cake >>539400072
that should be enough for her to say something

>>539824221
those are for potions