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Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up

Teio!

She’s third in my heart

>>538695002
K.

>>538695002
and yet here you are

They're mocking me...

>>538695023
Her ears could be chopped off!

>>538695076
Who are the other 2?

Narita Top Road!

Mayano!

Digitan LOVE

It is important that you remember this uma.

>>538695338
why do they call her ass-ton?

>>538695002
You will play guts.

>Go to Ai's house for a date
>Mommy Pandora is there to hit on you

Speed screwed in the end

>>538695313
What about her?

>>538695414
THE DREAM

Can I have $250 for seiun sky?

>>538695385
She's curvy in all the right ways.

>>538695414
Pandora’s just doing the guy a favor cause she knows this’ll get him in Ai’s pants

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>538695338
Good hips and bust, tiny waist, short stature equals perfect body.

is this parent decent

Whose idea was it to give a boy such a slutty racing silk?

>>538695634
no because you can't use them for el condor pasa

>>538695428
>25% chance of losing 2s into the race
She was already screwed from the beginning. By the way, don't take early lead, it's useless

>>538694952 (OP)
why are these bums like this, only fenomeno seems normal

CM status? How are we feeling the day before?

>>538695784
I'm feeling several days of 1-5 followed by a last day of 2-5

>We are getting over 100 free rolls, free SSR-selector and lb crystals for half-anniversary
>This is on top of the package refreshes and some other new packs being put in the game
So it's coming on Riko/Rice Shower banner which is estimated on November. Should be worth rolling for the support card.

>>538695634
>six blue 5 mile bad whites
Good if you're new though you can probably do better

>>538695784
CM lobbies have been full of shitters, I'm thinking this will be an easy win

>still don't have a single meta uma for the CM
It's so over. This game is going to get faded from my catalog so quick. It hurts bros.

THE GOAT

>>538695745
It's a good backup for when conc/focus doesn't proc
If everyone has the same opening skills then early lead gives a small edge

>>538695784
If I can scam my way into finals I'll be more than happy, but ofc I want my girls to win

>Mayano Top Gun legend race starts at 11th September
What do Cygames mean by this?

>>538695845
>over 100 free rolls
We are? Is this separate from the 50 JP got on Matikanefukukitaru SSR?

>CM isn't open yet
oh, so I still have 1 more day to make 3 more mid 900/900 golshi

>>538695784
>nice nature debuffer with enough stamina to finish the race, hits pacers and end closers + gaze
>air groove half debuffer with about 750 speed, long S, with enough stamina to finish the race, every end closer debuff
>ace anime teio with 1200 speed, long S, spring runner, only 900 stam but 3 gold recoveries + 1 white recovery, also has hesitant end closers for funny
praying, i stopped worrying about this CM a few days ago

Almond Milk

>>538695672
don't know but he's doing a great job

>>538695997
Maybe even 1000/800 if you're lucky!

Still waiting for the Hags vs Lolis Grand Prix

>>538695845
>Niggers can't survive ego death and end up buck broken by a couple CMs
>Bonus points if they're "proud F2P" afraid of spending a minimal amount of currency to stop eating shit
>They miss out on THIS
rofl

>>538695784
1000/1000 golshi with S turf, take it or leave it

>>538695885
the bad whites are on the parent right

>>538696013
>hits pacers and end closers + gaze
gaze? isn't that a debuff only ends can use?

Is Bride Mayano any good in this CM as either Pace or End?

>>538695845
What are the new packs?

>>538695634
groundwork on representative is top priority but your grands are great so keep at it

>>538696086
We aren't missing out on anything. There's not a single thing in this game worth more than $5. An even this is debatable. The moment it stops being fun, the moment we lose a CM when we cared. We can just uninstall.exe and walk away. No hard feelings. No regrets, no sunk costs. Say what you want, but we're free. While you're going to be trapped here forever with a dagger sticking out of your heart as you beg the game not to twist it.

>it's literally impossible to find an A ranked club that doesn't fall apart after getting the rewards
another month, another hunt for a new club....

I am running this Golshi and I am not even kidding
This keeps fucking happening to me with CM aces

Anons I’m about to start my first McQueen career and I want to use a good parent borrow but I’ve heard a lot about the “hopeless stakes” with her. I’ve seen

>if she doesn’t win she was bricked anyway
and
>just do an optional race

What’s the big deal? Does she have a secret event if you don’t do any optionals before Hopeful? Help me out McQueen pros!

>>538696250
There's an opening in Uma&Co if you need a club A+ ranked

>>538695930
Early lead can only activate 5s into the race. It's not gonna do shit.

>>538696278
no, anons are just that autist

>>538695672
>>538696068
god i love this boyfaggot

>>538696203
>Emotionally loaded seethe post

>>538696278
She has a fan requirement right after hopeful, so a lof of people chance it and if you get worse than 4th place the run is just over.

>>538696335
>it's okay when I do it
sure whatever
thanks for the free rent btw

This is my best possible run and I don't think I can do any better, can I win at least 1 race?

>>538696278
There's no secret sauce, if you have 300/300 and run her front, she should be in the clear for Hopeless barring Late Start and Rushed

>>538696250
when danchou kicks the two faggots that aren't logging in /Umagg/ will have two spots

>>538696403
maybe if no spurt
yes if with spurt

>>538696181
the bourbon was a borrow though, nyo...

>>538696106
Correct.
Allegedly sparks on grandparents have about halved proc rates.

>>538696278
Hopeless Steaks is just a common run killer for Mackween cause it's on the last turn of her fan goal and anons are rarted (me included) and gamble on that.

>>538696278
You are a worthless nigger and don't deserve to be a Mejiro trainer if you can't make her win Hopeful Stakes

>>538695414
Oyakodon

>>538696446
I did get spurt, I'm just deciding what the last skills to get are

>>538696403
With good greens and/or straightaway spurt + 2 recoveries, yes

>>538696278
your first goal after debut is 3000 fans by early january classic year, most people just try to win the hopeful stakes which clears it by a lot but if you get brocked, then the whole career is over
you are much better off doing an OP/G3 if you have a bad training, even a 400/400 makween can lose if you get late start/brocked

>>538696304
application limit, sadly

>>538696569
Belno sex

>>538696575
Whats your id?

After crossing the finish line in the Nippon Derby, I saw Special Chud slide by like a hockey puck right past my King Halo. I wish I recorded it

Gyaru nurse is here to heal you... maybe?

>pull for seiun
>get symboli rudolf
Nice
How should I go about building her for Long races?
2 gold rcv, power spark?

>>538696496
mcqueen wouldn't say this

do you have a higher chance of ura finale spark if your parents have it too?

>>538696778
yeah

Teio Gods... why are we hated

>>538696134
Please respond

>>538696778
Same with skill sparks if you buy the skill

>>538696663
10/10 gyaru would shoot heroin with.

>>538696648
492564211411

>>538696520
Why is Almond Eye so sexy

>>538696756
She would think it, she's just too polite to say it out loud.

>>538696520
>>538696936
her mother is sexier

>>538696918
Uma don't do drugs, do they?

>>538696850
Her unique will activate very late, so still usable but not as good as in CM3.

>>538696778
yeah the formula for getting any white spark is 20% * (1.1)^n where "n" represents the number of parents with that spark

My X feed be like:
Uma
Radicalized republicans
Uma
Radicalized republicans
Uma in bikini
Radicalized republicans
Uma

>>538695891
Take the autism project pill and ignore CM. Best decision I've made since picking up this game.

>>538697057
Only the cool ones.

>>538697127
I sorta managed to remove the radicalized republicans by liking art but it's overwhelming.
I'm not even american.

>>538696013
>praying, i stopped worrying
If you're praying that means you're still worried

>>538697127
uma in bikini? are they sloppa?

What are the odds that night owl triggers right after getting night owl condition? I swear to god that shit happens 100% of the time

>>538695891
>put moderately decent uma out there
>win on RNG a few times
>get into group A or even B graded finals
>get roughly 80% of the rewards of the giga whale retard who spent four figures on the game
>go on playing the game afterwards
what the fuck is every retards deal about needing to win the whale olympics?

caaaafeeeeeeee

>>538697127
Do you mind sharing these "uma in bikini" pics with the class

>med S and turf S when I'm training for mile
Ebin

>>538697086
Doc says its a flat 2.5% additional per parent and grandaparent

Yes but what about WIT training?

>>538697340
i care about the platinum title. im not a whale tho

REMINDER TO EVERYONE THAT SUMMER MARUZEN DROPS IN 1 MO

>>538695845
wait, seriously? 100 rolls in carats, I presume?

>>538695891
It's not that bad, just don't be a sweatlord about it. If you're still hunting for 3* blue sparks, Open League lets you turn off your brain

>>538697364
>Reddit Tachyon
>Crystal Cafe

>>538695784
I have 1 new Golshi and the 2 same debuffers from CM1
My team is so half-assed dude

yet another fenomenal thread

>>538697127
>>538697208
>fill my algorithm with solely art (from japanese, korean, and sometimes taiwanese & chinese artists) because those are the only posts i interact with
>see a post that isn't art (or at least not a japanese shitpost/meme)
>immediately scroll past
>keep seeing more non-art posts, sometimes in succession
>close tab/app
>do something else
Rinse and repeat until you have exclusively art in your feed for at least 10 minutes straight of scrolling. You'll have to do it again sometimes when the stray non-art post gets in. At some point I even started getting art from smaller artists with less than 1k likes even with an official hashtag.

>>538697451
It's not flat but it's pretty much the same result with both capping out at roughly 35%

>>538697495
If I get lucky, I could get special chud in a swimsuit before I ever get base special chud

how is manhattan cafe reddit

>hit the bingo pity 3 times in a row
Holy shit I swear they rigged this shit to give worse rewards if you just spam spin

>>538697498
Notice how Cafe is seething and Tachyon is unbothered.

>>538697609
calling a horse a chud will never not be funny

Cafe should sleep with Tachyon's trainer and see how "unbothered" Tachyon would be

>>538697323
Sometimes

>migrante+ -1 mood on race day
Fuck you game. Just fuck you.
This CM can't be over fast enough.

>>538694952 (OP)
how the fuck are people getting 1200 in multiple stats and 600 in others
most runs i rarely hit 1200 in one stat
I never get any good parents either

what people are shilling 2 SPD/2 POW/2 WIT for CM3
literally impossible to hit max speed

Fucking retard horses losing the maiden race

>>538697890
>>538698004
Nothing a credit card can't solve

>>538698004
get tazuna in there instead of another wit card

I don't remember Brian being this sexy

>>538698027
For every umamusume that wins their maiden race, 8 other lose. Going by your statement, retardation is the norm.

>>538698152
don't have

gn

>>538697825
I don't think he would care about flatties.

Post something cute

>>538698004
>he fell for the gaslighting infographic

>>538698027
>>538698176
Three fucking tries to win the maiden race, just end the career now

>>538698179
run 3 spd then

Actually umas are like at least top 5 most intelilgent species on Earth.

>>538698180
literally me

>>538697705
>Special Chud
>Chud Cross
who else even fits the bill

>>538698004
I think you can hit at least 2 caps with all MLB SSRs, wit feeds speed, speed feeds pow, pow gives dump sta
Maybe maxxed wit and speed?

>>538697890
better deck = better stats
Reroll on a good banner or spend mucho dinero

>>538697127
Mine tries to drown the /pol/ stuff with horse idols and squid idols but still fails because it's just that much.

>>538695845
Remember Witgod says to skip on Rice/Riko

>>538698581
isn't that only if you have your own 3lb/mlb KB since you can borrow Riko?

>>538698168
Cuz you're blind

I LOVE COWS SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

>>538698570
What are squid idols?

Who is the Kenta Kobashi of Umamusume

>>538698232
Special Troon…

>>538697478
>caring about a title that gets obsoleted ever 3 weeks
>captcha: TRY20

>>538698393
right behind the humas but stupid enough to get tamed by them

>>538697765
Bless you

I got like 750 roulette tickets I gotta roll.

>>538698794
You know, the Nintendo ones.

>>538698152
Why? Is Tazuna a wit card

>>538698004
Because the cards are all MLB with the borrow going towards the most expensive one, all with some autistic nigger's optimized guest legacy which has 9 Blue 9 URA & 10 whites all the while you're seething over getting the "at max followers" error message.

>>538698979
its an everything card and it gives spd on all her little training events

>>538698473
god imagine if that personality got translated more directly in cingrey and she would actually punch and kick oguri cap instead of being friendly rivals

>>538698393
Gold Ship is smarter than 90% of /uma/ posters

>>538698867
there's a super duper title if you get platinum twice
captcha: UFGGT

>>538699118
Her eyes are pretty.

>>538698946
Why’d they do it?

>>538699128
>>538698867
What's captchca?

>Got Groundwork
>But 1*power
I guess it can work

>>538699127
Hag general
Hag game

Cinderella Gray chapter 189 spoiler

Don't you want your Suzuka to win? Don't you want to see Bakushin taking CM3? They can't do it without Angling and Scheming anon.
You need Seiun Sky anon. You can stop spending next few banners; but you have to get her now.

>>538699382
just borrow lol

>>538696278
3000 fans requirement goal that ends just after hopeless stakes. autists try to beat the goal with hopeless and becomes glue

Falco...

>>538697127
>>538697208
This is why you create lists. The only reasons I use Xitter is because some fucking artists can't be arsed to post their shit elsewhere. With a list I can scroll and view as much porn, I mean, wholesome 2D art as I want without being interrupted by some external events.

do positioning skills get a buff to not be useless?

>>538699539
You're going to watch a frontranner that started on the outside move diagonally all the way to the inside in a single frame and you will like it.

>>538699118
If she's so smart then does she know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

>>538699226
hello mossad

>>538699539
believe in the future yes. Don't know the exact time but the doc and other sources always have the caveat of them being better later when in recommended lists

I was going to post something funny but I forgot what it was

What debuffs can I slap on Haru if she’s going to be dead last for the sake of disabling sleeping lion?

>>538699669
no the iranians bombed that shit
it must be a western glowie

I got my first groundwork spark on a 2* bakushin. i work from that, right?

>>538699792
I don't get it. Is it because she's retarded for putting in her phone's model instead of her phone number?

>>538699863
yeppers

>>538699863
>I don't get it.
Anon......................

S-scarlet why did you lock the door?

>>538699863
Smartest King fan

>>538696203
and yet here you are wasting your time with long winded seethe posts about it LMEOW

>>538699382
>Don't you want your Suzuka to win?
No I don't have her
>Don't you want to see Bakushin taking CM3?
No I'll use Curren
t. still down 70 rolls without getting her

>>538699893
Smart Falcon love!

Does Bakushin need 3* for CM3

>>538699863
>kingfags are NEETs who have never worked a job
fitting that the jobless love the jobber

FUCK super creek

>>538699991
I got har at 100 and coped that fuji kiseki, whose design I like the most, is not a great horse

Mun. GAMBAAAROOOOUUUUUUU

>>538699995
Dirt umas need breeding too

>>538700176
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>538699956
Why is your horse so steamy, bro?

>>538699956
trainers dorms? more like rape chambers

>>538699995
Best umadol.

>>538700159
Could be worse, you could be preemptively coping that you won't be needing swimsuit Maruzensky like me

Why is homestretch haste bad?

>>538698232
Don't post shit like that while I'm browsing naked.

>>538699956
it's over bro, just take it like a champ

>>538700379
oh I'm already doing that. I have default maruzensky her swimsuit is cute but would render me unable to play the game around people ever again

>>538700395
Why are you browsing in the nude?

>>538700425
No means no! Bad Daiwa. bad!

>>538700393
It's not, but it can trigger too late sometimes. It can secure a win otherwise, it has for me a few times.

>>538700393
its not bad

>>538700434
Great minds think alike it seems

>>538700176
I love her so much

>>538700393
can trigger.1 second from the end of the race and be useless

>>538700393
It's not bad, it's one of the best skills you can get overall

remember that Scarleto will always aim for 12 children

>>538700663
I push her away from you and save you.

>>538700710
Thank you Tazuna what would I ever do without you

wouldn't horse pussy kill a human male? umas vagina muscles must be insane

>>538700393
I have had it trigger literally as my Oguri steps over the finish line

>>538700663
that's a big pocky

Super Creek is evil

>>538700663
It's criminal that we never get to unlock her

>>538700851
Have you ever considered that Oguri Cap is the villain in Super Creek’s story?

>>538700851
You would be too after being stuck in an endless timeloop.

Is this good enough for the next round of Legend Races?

oh damn, japs actually like urara

>in the pokke movie ayabe autistically talks non-stop about how fluffy her bed sheet is
>curren straight up mutes her
made me laugh harder than I expected

>>538700965
get more stam king

>>538700976
>this is your brain in global contrarianism

>>538700780
There’s a biological limit to vagina tightness/presite since it’s correlated with squeezing out a child. It wouldn’t kill a human since umas can birth both uma and male babies, meaning that the vagina canal isn’t too dissimilar from a human vagina.

>>538700957
Whoops thought this said Happy Meek for some reason.

I hate so much the Diamond tongue meme. I like the Haru Urara is dead meme way more.

I’m cheating on King Halo with Daring Tact

what the fuck Tachyon

I am an Uma. AMA.

>>538700954
Oguri Cap is evil

>>538701165
MEET POTENTIAL HORSE

>>538698232
Eso es un hombre!

Is Summer Maru a gaslight? Yes I know she will be OP, but she will be OP for less than a year. Is it worth it for f2p chads to spend carats on her?

>>538701206
How does it feel to be unscoutable?

this any good?

>>538701206
How many trainers have you drained?

>>538700639
>middle schooler
ToT

>>538701308
spreadsheet says its not

>>538695130
ERMMMM akshually plastic fans like that don't have enough strength to cut people.

>>538698232
This is how she looks when she doesn't give me Gourmand

Someone post Marvelous Sunday. I wish it was Sunday but that will have to do.

>>538701206
What are your aptitudes and potential skills?

>>538701308
its worse than most options

is your umadol also an idoru?
the gaps are uncanny. I like anastasia but i don't care much for tachyon.
I'm sad there's no overlap with ranko kanzaki, mika jougasaki, or koume shirasaka.

Odds I grind 15 more careers
Evens I get high and goon to Tachy for the next 2 hours

>>538697060
>I get the Long S + Spurt + Double Gold recovery combo on my first Mayano run
>when Golshi has failed every time
Abstract kind of feel

>>538701279
What are you gay? It's Maruzensky in a bikini.

>>538701116
How do you play this game with dyslexia bro

>>538701459
>Chieri-chan is Tamamo
no...

>>538701459
takane and goldshi is the most blatant copy

yeah... the system of inspiration that randomly has a chance to get a random skill from random parent/grandparents is dogshit

>>538701501
wtf no, I'm just a pedo.

>>538701459
You are a faggot if Sumire Uesaka doesn't make you horny on every role she takes

For the anon yesterday(?) who wanted to know if the trainer's gender was ever specified in any campaign, I just got called "mister" during King Halo's.

Grass Wonder's big brain...

>>538701459
>Kirari the tallest idol
>Akebono the tallest uma
is the seiyuu a kaiju too?

>>538701674
It's a setting on your profile I think

>>538701620
I liked her in the movie but the game representation is rather bland by comparison.
Her summer has a lot more energy from what i've seen.

>>538701746
Oh yeah, I did set that...

>>538701589
>Sling doesn't reach around the back
Slopper... PLEASE check your work and do some inpainting before posting....

A guy on Reddit datamined the names of 740 mob Umas in the Global server. List still seems off since "Imagine Losing" isn't in there.

>>538697127
mine it's
>Uma
>fanart of artists i follow
>random r18 fanart
>normal slutty cosplayers
>chinese crossdressers
>vtuber shit
>uma

>>538701471
sauce

>>538700639
>"you already have a fiancee? good for you"
there is nothing she can do.

>>538701279
She won't be op forever but she's a comfy pick that you'll likely still end up using for years because she can do all distances.

>>538701459
Nope

>>538701931
nyo... don't tell me Indian Breath was an edit too...

>>538701931
Well, are you gonna fucking link it? Searching "740" on the Uma reddit didn't pull anything up.

>>538701485
Nice.
>Anchors Aweigh!
For future reference, the inherited version sucks ass compared to most speed skills

>>538701459
>shitburin is the least popular uma
Funny.

>>538697127
Mine's
>JP uma art
>JP uma art
>JP uma art
>cringe underage westoid uma roleplayer which I promptly block
>JP uma art
>JP uma art

>>538701707
She's 155 cm (5 ft 1 in)

>>538702083
https://old.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ndd0op/here_a_list_of_all_the_740_npc_horse_names/

Aren't the names randomly generated to an extent? They have a list of first names, second names, and solo names to randomize from and another list that prevents names from being taken, such as names of playable umamusume or NPC umamusume like Happy Meek or Northern Taste

>>538702083
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ndd0op/here_a_list_of_all_the_740_npc_horse_names/

>>538701931
>He doesn't know that Imagine Losing was made up

does a groundwork white spark have a better chance to show at career end when parents have the skill, when parents have the spark, or both?

>>538697127
>radicalized republicans
>algorithm only shows what you engage with the most
Stop clicking on culture war bullshit on your timeline and it will stop showing up.

>>538701917
what the hell is the point of a lock if my door can still be broken into and I have to deal with a Diamond in heat?

Your uma wife is a fat ass.

>>538701459
kirari akebono...

>>538701890
It loops around the tail

>>538702186
For me it's Septagon Summoner

>>538701459
>Anastasia
>Tachyon
Oh I forgot Tachyon had the Russaboo as her VA. Really weird hearing her not speaking russian

>>538701459
For me it's Mob Umamusume and Umamusume C

>>538702232
Locks only keep honest people out.

based dad

>>538701459
>Tomoe Murakami
>Twin Turbo
If they don't make Twin Turbo sing Enka it'll be a waste of Tomoe's seiyuu

>>538697687
I'd too be seething if someone fucked with my coffee.

>>538702186
Imagine a special campaign where you get a free ticket to pull for one of these and you get to train them in order to set their aptitudes and growth rates like a fully personalized horse

Tauruslets, how are you feeling? Are you planning on getting Gemini plat?

>>538702410
my fucking sides

>>538697127
Thanks fucking god my brain isn't rotted by /pol/tier psyops yet

>>538702058
Indian Breath is alive and well.

>>538702410
>let me show you how it's done, kid

Taurus Plat here.
I stand no chance in Gemini. my team is weak and incomplete and i just can't get the RNG. My 3 most successful entrants are all a week old. I can't get the stars to align again. It's well and truly over. I'll try to improve over the next 4 days but I highly doubt I'm even making group A this time.

>>538701931
>Landsknecht
Even in Uma Musume, FOE? I need to see her model first.

>>538702186
Imagine calling yourself "Shout my Name"

>>538702186
For me it's One Inch of Love and Must Choose Me

>>538702667
>My 3 most successful entrants are all a week old.
uoh

>>538702410
What is her problem? Why did it activate so late?

I GOT MY FIRST EVER HOT SPRING PRIZE! AND ITS WITH KING HALO!!

>>538695845
Is this the start of them being CYGENEROUS?

>>538702731
I am quite fond of Tudor Garden, personally.

>>538702791
You will job in her career now

>>538702410
I need the kill yourself symboli rudolf picture.

>Royal Servant
>brown uma
HMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>538702761
Her ult condition is to pass 3 umas late race, spe was #3

Is summer maruzensky going to wear a bikini inside tracen? I dont want to tarnish
the sanctity of the tracen academy halls

>>538702874
here
>>538702876
Spe?

mm lost to a sky whale

You fucking mong

>>538702893
Believe it or not every single uma has been naked inside Tracen

>>538702943
sorry, got a brainfart. teio

>>538698581
NN is only good for Aoharu right? while Riko is great both Aoharu and MANT but falls off right after. I guess for future proof it's NN.

>>538702410
Gotta let ‘em know sometimes

>>538702981
99% of gamblers quit right before hitting big.

>>538701674
Yes, the umas acknowledge your gender. Most of them just switch between "oneechan" and "oniichan," but one of them is noticeably uncomfortable around male trainers due to the real horse being nervous around colts and underperforming in coed races.

>>538699956
11 children, maybe more...

>>538702514
Chillin
My team this time is good enough that I can get to the finals but bad enough I’ll be relying on rng to win. That’s fine though

>>538702981
The /uma/core uma minus the post loss seethe

>>538703217
She seethes a lot
And cries
She has urara to help her cope though

>>538703112
I dont feel like trying it out for everyone. Does fukukitaru have any changes? I wonder if the new ones also have changes depending on gender

>>538703294
I comfort Kingu with my cock

>>538702858
this is a reference to the many horses with "Tudor" in their name

Buena Sexa

>>538702178
no, the mob umas have fixed names, models and distance/type they are "good" at, there's even a wiki the japs made to register all the mob umas. for example Slaine here, you usually will see her when racing sprint/mile dirt races

>>538703465
Smug

>>538703465
link?

>>538703465
wtf I never knew this
I'm gonna go look this up

>>538703465
nta but can you link it?
I want to see if the names are the same.wonder they came up with all those names

>>538703432
i like that her design looks a lot like special week momma

>spe cucks run with hydrate before junior even ends
i should really stop playing this game. its the meme definition of insanity

>>538701931
the japs did it before
>>538703509
>>538703526
>>538703528
>>538703529
https://wiki3.jp/mobumusuzukan

>>538703579
Anon discovers roguelikes

I'm going triple ace cuties.

>>538703690
Brian isn't cute

Something in this picture I’d like to put in my mouth

>>538703652
p2w roguelites*

>>538703347
>Does fukukitaru have any changes?
I don't think so, but I've only run her once maybe twice. The only two I can think of off the top of my head are Curren and Rice Shower. Maybe Mayano. I have no idea which one is afraid of men, it's someone I've never trained.

>>538703732
Mayano*

>>538703432
>>538703738
fuck off with your AI spam already

>>538703732
you take that back

does anyone have the flowchart regarding on how to train (primarily the beginning portion and getting all of your partners able to trigger rainbow asap)

>>538703690
based
>>538703732
faggot

>>538703832
You didn't just say that

>>538703883
Just pick the training with most partners during debut and free ball it when junior starts

>>538703732
I’ll fight you

>My failed ace Suzukas are already constantly winning TT
good... good......

>>538703860
hmmnyo

>>538704008
Getting the jump on building groundworks aces did give me a fair leg up in TT this week

El Condom Pasa

Cooldown or BoFA?

whats so good about this groundwork can someone give me a qrd
t. clueless trainer with only bakushin as front uma

>>538702476
That would be really neat. I'd imagine they'd have purple skills they start with, or have weird 5/5/5 growth ratios.
Kinda reminds me of running R cards in LLSIF

>>538704184
both

>>538704184
Whichever one's cheaper.

>>538703732
Faggot

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BLESSED

>>538704214
early accel = guaranteed to be first

>>538704008
I had a Suzuka "ace" I hastily made for Taurus hanging out in miles, but I finally got around to replacing her with a better Suzuka with lower stamina and more power today. Feels good

>>538702876
Hmmm indeed, delicious choco.

>>538704159
El Rawdog Pasa

>>538704214
Whichever front runner reaches top speed first wins the lead. Groundwork enables this.
Whoever keeps the lead wins with Seiun Sky's unique.

>>538704214
Consistent acceleration at race start

>>538704184
Bofa these nuts!

>>538704412
You have now convinced me to roll for her

>Finally have a great Oguri run for Gemini
>Get 3 good green skills
>3 Recoveries
>Chokes the semifinals getting blocked with 10 umas in the pace chaser/front runner position
>stuck with sub 1000 speed

Fuck everything.

>>538697127
Mine is:

>Fat umas
>Fat bitches
>Fat umas
>Stuffed umas
>Bloated umas
>Fat umas
>Uma vore [BLOCK]
>Fat umas

>>538704159
Look at this slut walking around uncovered in public!

>>538704651
Is this the McDonald's JP collab?

Tummy

>>538704595
Favorite uma?

So if you have the same amount of sprints and mediums, what finals do you get for your uma?

uhhh did all that grass people sent kill Urara

>>538704719
ho

tachyon's stocking

>>538704719
what have you done to Almond Eye's eyes

Uma musume is an inu game

>>538696203
Whatever the Umamusume version of Scrubquotes is, this post is a Hall of Famer.

>>538704758
yes, the keepers force fed Urara all the grass without sharing it with any of the other horses because due to JRA sanction #12, "Any grass donated to a specific horse cannot be transferred by any means to another horse"

>>538704726
Do you need to ask? It helps that she has my favorite personality type, too. It's like they made a goddamn uma for me.

>>538704802
Kawaii!

>>538704797
it's AI

Fukukitaru, it is time for you to run miles now...

>>538704845
You cheated not only the game, but yourself.

>>538704412
>Akebono
Does she jump-scare anyone else? She freaks me out. Maybe I should watch/read the last event’s story or something to warm up to her because an off-putting sight for me right now when her support card gets randomly pulled in career

what are even the chances of getting groundwork 3* ?
i feel lucky if i even get it at all, i have never seen a 3. ive been doing this shit for more than a week

>>538704863
Gross

>>538703883
there's a flowcart in the global reference doc

>>538696203
>While you're going to be trapped here forever with a dagger sticking out of your heart as you beg the game not to twist it.
Damn if this post wasn't lame as hell this'd go kinda hard

>>538704863
Yes, we know it's Ai-chan

Grass (in) Wonder

>>538704850
JRA sanction #12 takes another

>>538704890
Why does Akebono not simply eat Curren and Nishino

>>538704939
yeah, I don't get why these retards keep spamming their AIshit when this franchise has a ton of actual fanart

>>538696134
You'd be better off using the original. Better stat gains for this CM. Child Wife will be a killer in CM4 as a hybrid debuffer, though.

My super fast and smart Baku wife!

>>538704973
Aw... I thought she was gonna have a stuffed belly...

>>538704937
odds of a 3* white is 5%, 10% for above SS rating, 12.5% for above UE rating.

>>538703347
>>538703810
The video discussing this happened to pop up on my feed. Dober is the one afraid of men. Ironic choice for the bride event.

>>538705091
I have run like 400 races. I've had over 600 stam for like 85% of those. zero 3 star stam

This is so niche but I really love the Oguri’s chibi form in a sexy position art. She really looks like she just wants you to get over it
https://files.catbox.moe/auzlb4.jpeg

>>538705162
3* blue is 6% for above 600, and 10% for above 1100

>>538705192
>Jiitome/chibi Oguri
Dammit, anon. I didn't think anyone else would find that shit hot, too. Based as fuck.

>>538705192
stonetoss pussy

>>538705192
She wants you to feed and sneed her.

>>538705192
do not lewd the gray monster
based emotionless_sex enjoyer, but not like this dachi

>>538697765
Umas with big fat tits in bikinis are the best. Gentildonna is amazing.

>>538704412
>Akebono is considered comically big and tall
>180cm

>>538705091
i have no idea what you mean by SS rating and even less UE rating
are you saying that if i get a high rating uma ( a lot of stats) i have a higher chance of getting groundwork at the end? still no idea what UE is

>>538701279
She's hot as hell, so yes. I got Seiun Sky in 60; this next month is a refractory period so I can blow my entire load in the Summer Maruzen banner.

>>538704973
She's in wonder of me

>>538705192
>She really looks like she just wants you to get over it
Emotionless sex is kinda hot.

>>538705192
jitome is kinda sexy ngl

My whores

>>538702268
You could've come up with a better lie of C-String + top hooked to the choker.

>>538705390
Japs are pygmies, please understand.

M-Mayachi?

While we’re talking about differences in trainer gender does anyone know if any uma use your “trainer name” directly? I could have sworn I saw my username used way back when I first started playing but after finishing a few I’d never ran before recently I didn’t see it and now I’m wondering if I imagined it and you’re always just “Trainer” instead of “Trainer John Adams” or “John Adams”

lmao

>>538705576
EXPLODE

>>538705518
Those are my daughters you asshole.

>>538705362
Call me Kitahara the way I wanna fuck an ashen uma

>>538705557
She wants (You) bro

>>538705192
Cute! Did you draw this?

it was a no umas on stamina rainbow episode for the last 7 days.
Does this make it was the 3 recover skills or no? the shit power might even be okay

guys, i couldn't find imagine losing in the jap site, either she doesn't exist or she became glue and now only Imagine Success remains

>>538705576
Shiraoki-sama . . .

>>538705557
She wants you to make a woman out of her

>akebono became a racer because she saw a sumo wrestler on TV talking about hotpot food
>she wanted to become a hotpot when she grew up
>this is obviously retarded
>so she became a racer instead so she could eat food with friends like a hotpot after a race

>>538705884
how did a young american girl find a nip tv channel

>>538705557
It’s so funny that she’s doing all of this and her trainer is just going “haha sure”

>>538705884
>tfw you will never be a hotpot

>>538705884
What is her career even about? Just eating chanko nabe?

>>538705419
yeah it's mostly a JP thing, it becomes easier to get 2/3* white sparks once you pass SS rank

>>538705884
>she wanted to become a hotpot when she grew up
RESPECT

>>538705557
What was the real horse's personality like that it lead to this?

>>538705957
Dad was stationed at a base in okinawa?

Why does she dress like this

>>538705989
she's (you)r wife

>>538706068
That the irl colt was young yet performed exceptionally well for his age

What's better
3* stam or power + strategy pink
Or
2* stam or power + lenght pink

Is this mcqueen suffice for cm?
Had a really weird run, almost glued her for not winning anything until Tenno Sho senior then got lucky with all the rainbows in senior year and now she is my best McQueen... That was wild.

>>538706090
It's cute.

>>538706160
She can make it to the finish line

>>538706160
need gourmand desu wa

>>538706160
no idea how that gallore of whites performs but yeah it's probably decent however there's still a chance you run into some nigger with 3x pace debuffs of every kind so she explodes

>>538706068
>>538706136
also he was very clingy to humans

>>538701975
NTA but I recognize that ass
>[Flock Blue (Blue_Gk)] ラブメイド -優しくてあまあまな巨乳エロメイドさんとセックスしまくるお話-

>>538706220
She looks like a pilgrim

>>538706160
pacer chasers if they dont have a huge lead by the final corner a goldshit will overtake her

>>538705712
help me friends

>>538706353
how do you get a huge lead with no viable accels?

>>538705712
It’s enough

>>538706317
Going on a long journey across Japan with my wife SiL..

>"HORSE" girls
>most act like dogs

>>538706385
lucky pace or midrace velocity giving you that lead

>>538706475
Horses are kind of like big dogs if you think about it.

>>538706475
Everyone loves dogs

>>538706475
love them

>farming debuff Air Groove
>get this
Alright then

>>538706385
play snowball with other pace or kill Golshi with pace landmine

dude

Is it true that she's a top tier parent especially for Cancer cup?
Does she need Mile and Groundwork to be usable?

>>538706582
>pace landmine
what's that

>>538706475
Uma musume in an inu game.

>>538706553
Pandora’s such a needy slut

>>538706612
You know too much

what is she even cooking, /uma/?

>>538706475
horses and dogs have a similar level of intelligence (not very much)

>>538706732
Burger

>>538706732
By looking at that pan, nothing

>>538706732
Bacon

>>538706673
that's durandal...

>>538706630
yes

>>538706740
dogs are fairly intelligent, actually

>>538706732
PS5 games

Is there a reason Winning Ticket keeps scratching her butt?

>>538706649
dead air groove with FoV debuff

>>538706630
>top tier parent
Yes, her unique is very good.
>Does she need Mile and Groundwork to be usable
Every Front Runner should have Groundwork. It's a pain in the ass to actually run her because she starts with Front Runner E, hence top tier parent.

>>538706994
I keep smacking it so it’s sore

Spic...

What makes El Condor Pasta's ult good for CM3 but not Cm2?

wish the shitter pvp league was capped at B+ and not B...im too much of a shitter for the real one but my umas are just always barely just good enough where i cant put them in the shitter league..

>Roll Seiun for meta
>Read her career
>become Seiunfag
bros...

>>538706740
Depends how smart you think a 4-6 year old is

>>538707139
I think the homestretch is too long, it loses effect midway. kinda the same for the front runners uniques

>>538707139
her unique activates way too late on longer tracks like cm1 and cm2 and kinda sputters out
cm3 is shorter so it gets its full effect

>>538707251
>kinda the same for the front runners uniques
I thought Seiun sky's is good for cm2?

Looks like Haru front in CM2 lets shittier Goldships steal wins

>need 10* front and groundwork for El Condor Pasa
>need 10* turf and groundwork for Smart Falcon
>both need enough mile sparks for S
Nobody is actually doing this right?

>>538707139
Is the unique acceleration? If it is it's because it procs too early or too late for it to matter.

>>538707296
It will probably do something as opposed to red shift which is a dead skill

>>538707230
I like the sleepy seductress archetype but I bounced off Seiun's design
>>538707245
Intelligence of a 4 year old but the social intelligence of a teenager. Weird how that works

You do realize I'm your trainer, right?

>>538707376
Just roll for smaru!

>>538707394
She knows you like Aoi more

How come Taiki isn't shilled more for CM3? She looks pretty good in paper.

>>538707361
Every time I enter a lobby with a front runner Haru it turns the race into a clownfest

>>538707383
A bit of both

>>538707376
I'm making Teio for mile so yes, there's always crazy people out there

Late surger sprinters make me lost 1 year of my lifespan each time they get a win cuz of how close they are...

If it weird I want to be a shota and fuck Akebono in a mating press while hugging her huge body with my own small body?

>>538705374
i wonder why pokke got so spooked irl

>>538707394
You already called her your number one, now you gotta take responsibility Toreina-san.

>>538707480
Get out of my house

>>538707495
>Late surger sprinters

>>538707468
She isn't going to be in third if you run into the guy running 3 fronts

>>538707480
Wacky ass house. Why is the cabinet angled towards the entrance

>>538707507
It's based beyond belief.

>>538707481
Then I guess it's cause it procs at a wrong time, since it's a bit of both the speed boost itself is gonna be worse than any other speed unique so it isn't worth using.

>>538707495
You're not a real gambler unless you go all in
hobo is also a late surger btw, you can make her pace chaser but why would you do that?

>borrow runs
>Deep breaths by make debut or no event completion
>Desperation scraped together run with my crappy parents
>Cooldown 2 days after make debut
If super Creek shows up any time soon I'll actually be kinda pissed.

>>538707507
/ss/ is superior

bros… I forgot to do a mission for the event before it ended and missed the event title… is my account bricked…

when are they fixing urara cheese

>>538707121
based spichads

>>538707730
1.5 anni

>>538707728
buy a new account

>>538707728
Literally no one gives a shit about titles. I skipped the one where you have to win Japanese Oaks or whatever.

Homestretch haste my beloved

>not a single CM room in the last 3 hours
EOS soon?

which uma would make you break up with your human gf

Why is Dober so beautiful?

>>538707852
I would NEVER have a human gf