Thread 538710149

TI STARTS NOW

First day of playoffs

>Streams
https://www.youtube.com/@dota2/streams
twitch.tv/dota2ti

>Schedule - CEST
XG VS Tundra - 10:00
PARIVISION vs HEROIC - 13:00
Tidebound vs Falcons - 16:00
BetBoom vs Nigma Galaxy - 19:00


>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Wiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Game
News: https://dota2.com/news
Patches: https://dota2.com/patches
Updates: https://dota2.com/news/updates
Lore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Lore
For League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Bug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues
X: https://x.com/dota2

>STATISTICS
https://dota2protracker.com/
https://dotabuff.com
https://opendota.com
https://stratz.com
https://stats.spectral.gg
Personal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/

>ESPORTS
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esports
https://datdota.com
https://dota2.com/esports
https://gosugamers.net/dota2

>>538443789

LD 2 hotd TI finals win

XG will win TI.

/ourdotard/ will be the first player to win TI three times.

>>538710514
They better, my predictions bracket is riding on it
Get me purple immortals Ame!!

Special three day operation about to start NAOW

Just got off the phone with Big Poppa. We've actually decided to go with the ver. B of the script this time. You guys are in for a wild one.

Bros...

>>538710626
ARTEEZY STANDING IN FOR CRYSTALLIS?!

>>538710679
Share fun things you see with us.

>>538710679
yell LETS GO SECRET if Slacks ask you what teambyou support dotard

>>538710679
tell ephey I love her

>>538710679
Why the fuck would you do that.

>>538710679
Don't do it it creates mustard gas

>>538710679
who are you cheering for?

Does a game start at 4:05 EDT or does coverage start at that time?

>>538712170
I think the event itself starts in 30 minutes and the first game starts 1 hour after that, so in 90 minutes.

>>538710679
do you get any free shit? how much was the ticket

Stage looks really nice

>>538712471
DOES THE ORCHESTRA SEE THE HOLOGRAMS?

>>538712471
atleast the booths are back

>>538712471
If you meet 33 tell him that the dotards on /d2g/ are cheering for him.

>>538712471
very cool, film the concert if you can, its always nice and no one ever films it

>>538712286
You get the badge and a pin, also on the badge it says something about spectator drops.
Admission was 85€ for today

>blue themed TI gave us int hero reveal
>green TI was agility
>and now we have a purple TI

>>538712729
Lanaya's big dicked sister

>>538712471
looks sick

>>538710679
Any other retards wanna meet in Hamburg? I might say hi.

>>538712729
If it means anything, it will mean a universal hero. Void Spirit is the universal hero of the 4 spirits.

>>538712729
Confluence

>>538713062
That was the implication yes, I don't really know how you design a Universal hero from the start though, they mostly just stuck a bunch of weird ones in there

>>538713167
To be fair there's a couple of agi heroes that have no business being "agility" heroes if you really think about it.

>>538713167
Frog bard

screenshot my post i will be the only one in the world with a 100% correct prediction

>>538713167
>>538713397
Having weird idiosyncratic heroes like that was cool. Io being STR instead of INT, Nyx being AGI instead of INT, Wnidranger being INT instead of AGI, etc. Phoenix is uniquely a spellcaster and he's pretty frail, yet he's a strength hero. It gives heroes a little bit more identity. Now nearly every STR is a bulky brawler, every AGI is a right clicker, every INT is a spell caster, and universal is whatever they can't fit anywhere. There were some baffling ones too like Wyvern moving to uni from INT.

>>538713530
Frog Bard sounds gay, I hope they have two heroes.

i hope xg or bb wins

>>538713591
>There were some baffling ones too like Wyvern moving to uni from INT.
When they introduced universal they wanted an even split with equally many heroes in each type, so a a lot of the universal heroes were a stretch just to make it even.

>>538710679
dont get stabbed by a muslim

>>538713768
Yeah and it was a mistake, it's a good thing they reverted it but there's still a bunch of stupid ones.

Fucking TImbersaw was there.
Invoker was there which was reddit as fuck. "He has three elements, and there are three attributes Xd!" You can't even call it an appeal to lore, it's an appeal to noticing useless patterns. No nigger he's a spell caster, not only a spell caster, he's the GREATEST WIZARD TO HAVE EVER LIVER FUCK RUBICK

TI status?

>>538713951
It's amusing how many of them are in there just because they're purple

>>538713707
my man

It's almost time...

i want falcons to win

>>538714067
Valve's art unironically looks AI generated. Like most of these portraits have a different style and quality, it's so bad.

>>538713707
Me too, that's my finals prediction.

>>538714180
It's actually just because they vary in image resolution for some reason

i cant wait to be right dotards...

>>538714067
Faceless void could have easily ended up there too.

>>538714180
It's because many of them are newer heroes.

>>538714067
>arc is uni now
ey wtf

>>538712471
i wonder if they'll still do lighting effects with big ults

>>538713591
>Phoenix is uniquely a spellcaster and he's pretty frail
Phoenix isn't frail, tt has higher strength gain than for example Night Stalker or Wraith King or a lot of other Strength heroes.
>There were some baffling ones too like Wyvern moving to uni from INT.
I miss uni Wyvern, the right click build was super fun and it wasn't that much of a stretch, she's a dragon after all and has pretty good strength gain compared to other int supports.

>>538714067
Arc, Enigma, Pango, Spectre, and Void all make sense. Bane is kind of silly but he's always had the gimmick of equal or nearly equal stat gains. Dazzle is the only one that really feels random.

TI stream on Twitch is starting, it's time.

>10 minutes into ti
>no sticky
sigh...dead game

>>538714067
i miss when nyx was agi. it always felt very silly to play him knowing that.

>>538714828
Did Valve pay for their sticky this year?

watching these pictures makes me feel old

insider here
the new hero will be announced was made by d2g few years ago, he's name is Eli Goldberg

>>538715047
we already have a jew hero with bounty hunter

>>538714067
>aba
tanky caster
>arc
agile caster
>bane
equal stats gimmick
>bat
agile caster
>beast
agile brawler
>brew
agile brawler, also spirits gimmick
>dazzle
this one is dumb i'll admit
>dp
tanky caster
>enigma
tanky caster
>wisp
tanky caster
>mag
tanky caster
>marci
agile brawler
>np
agile caster
>nyx
actually represents all 3 stats pretty well
>pango
agile brawler
>sk
tanky caster
>snap
tanky caster
>spectre
agile brawler
>techies
also kind of silly but int doesn't really fit them either
>veno
agile caster
>visage
tanky caster
>void
universal spirit
>windrunner
Pretty random but int was also random. Really she should be an agi hero thematically but that obviously doesn't mesh well with her gameplay of not caring about attack speed and armour.

Most of them make sense to me. I think people get fixated on the idea that universal needs to be all stats equally when just matching 2/3 makes them a good fit as well.

Is this the actual dota 2 tournament now or the regional playoffs?

all the heros that don't normal build HotD are not being picked

>starting the day with the best series
They should have got the Nigma and Heroic ones out of the way first

>>538715397
the real thing on the main stage

I miss the sovlful olden days of Dota. Every TI this decade has sucked.

>>538715534
team spirit's first win absolutely did not suck

>>538712471
Wow they actually have the arena for the entire playoffs. The last few years they were in some lame convention center with hardly any crowd.

>>538715563
No crowd TI.

>>538715534
>>538715017
Take me back dotards...

https://files.catbox.moe/2vdv7m.mp4

ISSUE FORCED

When is RTZ playing?

>>538715638
the crowd was busy FUCKING YOUR MOM

Safest bet, diversify the retards, because all team have bad days. I dont like sufail but i think he will try hard

>>538715336
problem is a lot of those double category classifications could easily be applied to non-universal heroes

>>538715668
Damn, I should have hedged my players too, I just went 3x XG

>>538710679
Post more picture man, wtf you doing? Stop flirting with the e-girls and pay piggy shit.

>>538715668
going full falcons for fantasy

>>538715668
Your numbers are pretty shit though, also what's with having 3 uniques

>>538715668
All teams have bad matches, not all teams have good matches.

IT’S STARTING

yeah fuck this
post ending in 5 decides which TI opening ceremony i watch instead

>>538710625
The Z warriors are going to secure my spot in the spot 1500

the crowd is holograms

CAN THE CROWD SEE WINTER?

FEET SPOTTED!!!!!!

no opening ceremony?
where is gaben?

Charlie Kirk is a 15min30sec automod timeout on dota2ti channel

who will win

AAAAAAAAH THIS NIGGA VIOLATING NINTENDO'S INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS WHAT THE FUCK

>>538715878
where do i buy her TI mug

kakogo huya harkach lejit?

>Slacks
i wish this motherfucker would leave already

REMIND TO GOON BEFORE GAMES

>>538715978
what to goon to

https://jiggie.fun/oXnjUc
https://jiggie.fun/oXnjUc
https://jiggie.fun/oXnjUc

>>538715839
TI1

>birmingham
someone save him

>>538715965
.su

GOOD MORNING SIRS

damn not one lean person in that line fellas remember to hit the gym

why the fuck does my stomach hurt now, i didn't eat anything bad or heavy

>>538715954
Man you must be fun at parties

>>538716038
thanks

>>538716015
watch my am games for 2016

>>538715638
no crowd but the production value was insane. 2022 was horrible

I DONT CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING CASTERS GIVE ME OPENING CEREMONY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE NATALIE AND JENKINS SO MUCH

MORI CALLIOPE?

this girl looks like paige from deadlock

>>538715753
Too bad bro, no regrets.
>>538715769
Cool, good luck!
>>538715808
Yeah, Icefrog hates me, just won a game and broke my 10th lose streak.

>>538715817
I think it is most likely going to be Pvision.

>>538716159
that's me :3

my negro

>>538716185
what
are you omnipotent

Slacks is great

>>538716242
Krauts, how do I get a fat german gf that plays dota?

>>538716260
This post was fact checked by real American patriots
TRUE

no opening ceremony
no gaben gunt

>>538716045
Would rather
>Bald and tall
>hairy and small
dotards?

I wasn't gonna post it but here you go

China number one :)

>>538716386
You really think BEEBEE TEEM is gonna beat tidebound?

>>538716053
Gym makes you swole remember to hit the road and start ENDURANCE running

>>538716386
Very similar to mine

>>538716438
holy fuck is that OC I spy

how is that cabal faggot allowed to do that and nobody is every saying anything to him?

>>538715828
is she still dating Khezu?

>>538716541
it's what Mori gave Gigi

>>538716574
Mario

>>538716574
It's called swag, boy.

>>538716574
That's his whole brand, everyone wants this

Anyone watching topson? blatantly roasting crystalis lol

I had impact, its a good strategy

>>538716574
I hate this guy so, so much he’s unfunny

TheCoon

>>538716513
I think people are underestimating the potential for Heroic to sneak an upset on Tundra.

>>538716690
>legend

>>538716574
>>538716728
....................................................Necrophos.

thoughts

>>538716885
I'm ancient

nigma just holding strats and playing shit to make enemies underestimate them
theyre gonna win this thing

don't they start TI with some epic orchestral music? can't wait to hear that

SD is going to get nerfed so hard...

>45k viewers
is this really it t someone who doesn't know how much ti should have viewers

tundra are going to beat xg and completely fuck up 90% of predictions huh

>TI
>Talent dresses like clowns
And they want e-sports to be played at the Olympics...

will they announce a new hero or something? seems like every TI they announce something new

>>538716948
there is an orchestra set up on the arena

>>538716902
for me, it's
>tidehunter

>>538717030
dota eos announcement before finals

DISHONEST

>>538717035
>>538716948
Why do all events do this? Does anyone even like it?

>>538716986
20k on eng youtube, streams for multilple languages and also in-game viewer, so it's not accurate.

this is absolutely a d2g term

>>538716986
Its morning and games haven't even started yet, plus its the first day of the event

>>538717108
Me, nigga

guys
anyone knows how i can watch the youtube livestream in 4k in mpv

>>538717108
i like it, the one last year i think was pretty good

>>538716986
with team spirit and liquid probably

>>538716948
The orchestra is starting to show up

>>538717108
if you hate all the ceremonial stuff at TI I don't know what to tell you

>>538717014
I like Slack's outfit, he always goes for eccentric but classy, however Jenkins always looks like an ass.

>>538717174
Damn you got a good sit dotard. Enjoy it, I wish I could go one day.

>>538717174
are you there right now? is that your photo? :O

Peбятa, я зaшёл, бyдeм вмecтe cмoтpeть тyт. Пpиcaживaйтecь пoжaлyйcтa. Пoкyшaли ceгoдня? Я вoт дyмaю яичницy cдeлaть, пoтoм лaпшy из пaчeк нy вы пoняли и твopoгa eщё гpaмм 200 cлoпaть. Гyлять нe пoйдy ceгoдня paз тaкoe дeлo. Пpиятнoгo пpocмoтpa, peбятa.

>>538717174
You going to try and make some friends or talk to some famous people?

>>538717108
The game maintheme is played by an Orchestra, i hate it when they mix it with something else

>>538716994
pls no
i had enough of playoffs clown fiesta results

i hope the orchestra only plays dubstep

great time for my stomach to start acting up
i fucking hate bile reflux so much dotards

just thought i'd remind everyone that steam tv exists, and i'm pretty sure it doesn't have ads
steam.tv/dota

ONE MINUTE

>>538717384
lol

>>538717380
have you tried eating less shit?

>>538717215
Thanks! Honestly, I only went because I live within walking distance. It's mega comfy so far.

i need a masterclass from Pure today

>yermans
Dios mio

>>538717435
i eat perfect shut your stupid faggot whore mouth

kino horn

>>538717469
have you tried eating more shit?

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>538717442
little mister "i draw Zs on the minimap" needs to get clapped irl

Where's Gaben?

>>538717434
yeah, i'm surprised valve remembered to stream it there too

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

8.00

THE GREAT CONFLUENCE

>>538717146
just pass the format in yt-dlp options sorry im not in my regular pc
I think it would be easier in streamlink

cumfluence

Why are so many bitches in Germany fat?

DOTA REBORN CANCELLED
WE'RE GOING TO 6.89

Why do they have an orchestra? They couldn't afford Cardi B?

Are we going to get a new soundtrack pack?

>>538717442
Pure will fuck the jihadists in the ASS

sounds like pokemon music

>>538717648
DJ Khaled is scheduled for final day

>>538717629
They love sausage
bratwurst kebab ist gud ja?

ARTIFACT SONG

>artifact music
They're never going to let us forget this game

>>538717592
doesnt work
tried everything

How many series today?

can the crowd see the holograms?

>>538717724
>>538717712
dont use that word, youre going to summon the schizo

>>538717724
I hope they play the doggie one
I am a doggie :)

the visuals are so cunty

ITS THE GREAT CONFLUENCE GUYS

ZZZZZZZZ what is this boomer shit

Fucking beautiful ;_;

>>538717749
4 all days except for finals day

right in the kokoro

>>538717852
yep :D

I NEED A VIOLIN PLAYING GERMAN HAPA

>>538717910
load up grindr then

The last TI

Imagine if they put the same effort developing the game as they do with retarded stuff like this.

>>538717936
but arteezy still hasn't won one

what is this shit, get some kawaii japanese girls to dance and sing in dota cosplay

china, paki, and russia are the last bastions of dota.

When do the GOOD teams play?

I will never get tired of DOTA OST ;_;

I love music so much bros
And I love Dota
ITS FINALLY TIME AGAIN

kino

is that the mad moon shattering

WELCOME TO THE RADHAN FESTIVAL

so whos the new hero

>>538717998
in the finals

Someone draw some commemorative dota ti porn NOW

Why did Valve never hire basshunter to sing the dota song

So will Gaben show up or is he too busy doing pedo stuff on his yachts?

DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA

what's earthshaker talking about

THEY PLAYED THE DISASTAH SOUNDBITE
TOBI LIVES

>milking nostalgia
make something NEW

>>538718071
i read this aloud

Love me Dota
Simple as

gross, i saw a pride flag on a building

FALCONS

>>538718084
Chances that Tobi comes back as a surprise, like James did?

WHERE'S GABEN

surely this year will be a good ti

pee vision lol

>>538718146
in a yacht in the middle of the ocean

>36k views
dead game

>>538718140
I'm not ashamed to admit, when I saw that, I basedfaced.

bbc team

HOLY SHIT
MASAO?

Damn no love for BB team in that arena

>>538718175
70k you idiot at 2 am in the US in the morning on a work day

This is cringe

>BB looking hyper autistic as always
lel

it sucks that russia started a war
we could've had a ti hosted in russia

>>538718218
same

>>538718240
why would I play a character I look like

come out gaen you fa fuck i need to sleep before i wageslave

we all know xg already has this right

>>538718245
racist germans

LAZY ASS GAYBEN NOT THERE AGAIN

GABE

>>538718249
>implying US viewership matters in Dota
xd

>>538718140
less than zero, there is in fact a higher chance they will broadcast his live execution than him actually appearing as a caster/guest

what he did was a literal nothingburger but too many dota personalities drank the cool aid and denounced him. james was literally only put down by gabe and gabe does what the fuck he wants

>>538718275
HAMBURG
A
M
B
U
R
G

holy ozempic gabe

>i play dota every day
lmao yeah sure..

Gaben plays dota everyday???? wtf, what's his rank??

Based Gabe

>>538718305
USER WAS EMBARRASSED FOR THIS POST

Skinny old gabe is creepy

when does the game start
i have to cook and shower

why this nigga yellin

>>538718240
it's too early for gooning dotard

>>538718405
he's busy playing dota while a loli sucks him off

>>538718446
iknorite god damn its 4am here

>>538718140
Literally zero. The cabal currently will not even utter his name, they hate him so much. There's no way they'd agree to allow him back to steal their thunder.

>>538718425
In person you dummy

/pw/ reporting in

>>538718482
You still can't even type his name in any Dota stream.

start the game

I went all in on China for my fantasy predictions they better not fuck me on this

china will choke

>look up saksa height
wtf. also
>ti 1 gabe vs ti 14 gabe
people age but it's still sad

>complete upper section empty
eu dotards???

AME AME AME AME

>>538718502
>get raped

>no sticky
>dead game

>>538718552
What do you mean sad?
Gaben has lost like 100 pounds
he is going to live a lot longer than if he was still fat

>>538718552
its more so the fat > thin exacerbating the aging than the aging itself

Dota retired here. I see the last time China team won was in 2016?

What happened to China doto?

>>538718525
they will fumble day one and Xi Jinping will execute them when they go back to the mainland

>>538718640
they had an entire generation banned for matchfixing in 2020

>>538718640
kys we dont like tourists here

Megamente will be unlocked today

>>538718640
Dead, their own greed killed them

>>538718629
>filling your body with drugs
yeah much better than having a bit of fat

I FUCKIN LOVE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTA

>>538718640
>What happened to China doto?
buck broken by team spirit
but they're back now

>>538718552
If you're unaware, Gabe has been making Cyberpunk brain dance technology in between his Dota and Steam Deck sessions.
https://starfishneuroscience.com/team/
it aged him by a few years

holy kino

>>538717441
You have a seat right in front of the screen? Awesome

oh no
cringe

Why is Jenkins invited to all events now?

will Ame thank rtz when he lifts aegis?

>>538718785
>>538718794
cringekino

>>538718514
How does that work, do you get banned if you try to talk about Tundra's pos5 replacement automatically?

>these onions on the Chinese team
lmao

>>538718810
Because he is a good analyst, and people like him
people except sad hateful retards on the internet, aka (You)

>>538717741
the formats should be 315 for 2160p and 308 for 1440p
but i'm having trouble getting them to show up in yt-dlp, so you probably need to use some more advanced command than my quick googling has found

>>538718750
oh so that's how he plans to keep Steam private, just upload his mind and keep going after death

Is DotA white coded?

>>538718810
cabal hire he sucked of GodZ

jenkins gay faggot

>33 holds up 3 fingers on each hand
KINO

>>538718702
somehow not that attractive, cant even tell you why
maybe bec she tries too hard

CRINGE KINO

>>538710679
get a pic of ephey's feet

ok thas it im going back to sleep

>>538718896
come to think of it. there hasn't been a single negroid in the TI Main stage.

>>538718896
DotA is, not Dota 2

when was the last time you had sex /d2g/?

>>538718917
she's just an average looking girl
nothing wrong with that

>>538718951
about 2 days ago, with my wife

>>538718951
[empty String]

>>538718951
16 years ago

>>538718978
>has a wife
>doesn't have sex at least once a day
lmao

>>538718943
I though the joggers were only good at fighting games

>>538718894
first steamvr
then steam secure you soul

>first match
>dotard vs chink

>>538718951
last sunday

I just want 2-1 40+ min, no stomp games.
idc about the hotd meta

>>538718943
Audience is mostly white

>>538718951
2 months ago in japan with my kawaii gf

>>538718951
before cvd-19

>>538718640
Unironically cursed after the Wings debacle.

>>538718951
I'm pure

>>538718951
i'm an introvert personality type, so that kind of thing is hard for me

Dark Willow if she gyaru (slop warning)
https://files.catbox.moe/hagtz7.png

i wish esports events would focus more on actual gaming and less on talking

where's the goddamn background music?

yatoro threw to give ame the stage

>>538715668
malr1ne is the best mid retard

lol

>>538719148
>i wish esports events would focus more on actual gaming and less on talking

>>538719167
Topson is a peak söyboy and notail is literally a jew

>>538719180
I don't get it

>>538719190
why would I play a character that looks like me

DEAD GAME
>DEAD GAME
DEAD GAME
>DEAD GAME
DEAD GAME
>DEAD GAME
DEAD GAME
>DEAD GAME
DEAD GAME
>DEAD GAME

>>538719148
Just say you're a retard, it's ok anon

>>538719167
>topramadan and the guy who bought a mcmansion in spain
>shitting on anyone
ceb is a turbofaggot but so are they

ALREADY OPENED THE FIRST BEER, WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS?

>>538718640
Daddy Xi's "anti-addiction" shite.

>>538719306
i dont care about casters
i dont care about analysts
i dont care about streamers
i only care about good games

man I can't imagine having a girlfriend
would you be able to sit down to watch pro Dota for 12 hours, four days in a row with a girlfriend?

no, the dumb cunt would be like bored and let's go do something!!

NO SHEEVER NO WATCH

>>538719390
this is why you get a boyfriend instead

>>538719390
>no, the dumb cunt would be like bored and let's go do something!!
fuck her good enough and she shuts up

>>538719317
kein bier vor vier

>>538719190
Off-model CM, here's the real one.

>lycan and beastmaster picked
nice meta haha just kidding remove hotd

awooooo

>>538719473
whats crazy is that I look like that

>>538719389
then don't watch it live and just binge the games after it's done

>watch any high mmr or professional match
>beastmaster offlane
why? just because of the safe, long stun? t anc2

WHERE THE FUCK IS GORGC

Where are the holograms dotards

>>538719502
manboobs dont count you fat retard

>>538719390
a girlfriend wont do that but mans best friend would.

>>538719473
>here's the real one.
anon please leave the west and see what a women looks like with normal bmi

How come WinteR is still there as an expert? I When was the last time he played high level dota?

>>538719536
somewhere in cyprus to evade paying taxes after his gf he moved to nl for dumped him

>>538719548
They're right there, can't you see them

>zoo meta
lovely (sarcastic)

>>538719536
GORGC!

We must watch him and be better men!

>>538719390
>would you be able to sit down to watch pro Dota for 12 hours, four days in a row with a girlfriend?
Yeah, just get an actual nerd gf
you dumb idiot
if you really want one that likes dota just look for girls with autism
they only play one game

MOON ME AND HER

>>538719578
is this a real thing? didnt he move to netherlands this year?

>>538719390
you lift so you're scary and*magically* she'll stop bothering you

Lycan consistently underperforms.
Bad pick,

>>538718702
>open footwear
>no pedicure

eugh

>WW picked
hes getting repoted 100%

>>538719536
He got FOMO and went to Hamburg

>>538719553
estrogen boobs do count :3

>>538719390
You get a cat to keep her occupied, or let her watch netflix shit on a tablet or whatever. My ex used to play the sims while sitting on the couch with me.

>>538719613
girls dont play dota. if they have autism they play mmos like ffxiv or genshin.

>>538719548
the holograms, are they with us in the room right now?

OG, OG stream Jerax absent

with my boys team spirit out, i have to support XG
it's Ame's year, right bros?

>>538719530
He becomes very oppressive on the map in the mid game. Can take objectives or set up ganks and make space for the carry to farm on the map.

He can super reliably do it every game no matter what your lane is because his spells let him farm stacks. Same reason SK is popular.

Storm pick good.

Draft won.

>>538719613
>>538719676
even the girls who play dota are not going to go on a 48 hour esports watching spree, it just isn't happening

>>538719676
Yes they do, I've met several
And yes they all had autism
so I cut contact, naturally

>>538719653
prove it

>>538719390
But she's watching with me and I'm going to rail her later in between matches.

>>538719746
reminds me of people that claim to met female yugioh players but they're all trans

>>538719034
casted her aside for the whole week to watch and play dota she has to work while im on PTO

>>538719317
i dont drink, i just stay sober all the time
the reason is because i love alcohol so much that i'll literally stay drunk 24/7 and ruin my life

AME TROLL

fatal bonds are fucking cracked and honestly need a nerf of some sort. maybe not to damage but to how easy it is to get bonds on everyone

>>538719578
>somewhere in cyprus to evade paying taxes
That's Forsen, or did Gorgc copy that shit from Forsen as well?

https://jiggie.fun/46dQTG
https://jiggie.fun/46dQTG
https://jiggie.fun/46dQTG

why are they scared of picking sniper

>no sticky
ITS JOEVER BWOS

fun drinking game dotards:
Take a shot for every player that buys HoTD every match

>>538719852
bad vs helm meta

Ha ha, sorry XG, guess you don't get to play :)

dude I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY
BIG AOE, BIG SAVES ARE COMING BACK TO META
I TOLD YOU "MAYBE EVEN WINTER WYVERN WOULD BE BACK", THE HERO WASN'T PICKED BEFORE
I'M TOO GOOD

ame has to win this year he just fucking has to alright

>>538719779
didn't know there were other yugitard in /d2g/.

>>538719825
you nigger they literally nerfed it like 2 patches ago to not have them cast connect on heroes in the fog
leave my nigga alone

pick razor

>leaving last pick for crystallis
yep, it's over

>>538719852
because he's a retarded slow midget made of paper

>>538719865
>several anons dead before game 2

XG has a way better draft, they're 100% gonna win

>JUGGERNAUT
BASED!

is Tundra the most boring fucking team of all time? i actually despise them

>Tundra picked Juggernaut
It's over.

juggynaut

>>538719951
Nah, Thundra are way more mobile and flexible, XG are way too all-in.

if tiny mid comes back to meta, nigma becomes 1000% stronger because that has been sumail's best hero for like 7 years

PROS FINALLY REALIZED JUGG IS META

post em

>>538719972
They were fun with dyracho and bzm popping off on invoker

>>538720013
>it's been 8 years
lol

MOD CHAN I KNOW WE'RE NOT PARTICULARLY FAST BUT CAN WE GET A STICKY SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE A THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS

just broke up bros
what should I do now?

holy fuck xiao8 is still alive

hot steamy loving baby-making sex with the translator

did we get a sticky last ti?

Jugg seems like such a bad pick in a hotd meta.

>>538720058
reach enlightenment and realize women are for faggots and the weak
buy a pocket pussy
get a dog
become happy

wow that's an empty crowd

helen is cute!

what is this guy even saying lol, speak english fuck haha

>>538720052
>not even close to be the fastest thread on vg
>wants a sticky

>>538720116
>hotwife Lina is back
FFUUUUCCCCKKK

>>538720087
no

>>538720149
retarded faggot unable to read award

>>538720106
i just got disrespected so hard i can't even be happy anymore
i just came to watch TI to get distracted i havent played this shit game for years

>xg already choking game 1 of mainstage
rofl
imagine believing in china

>>538720252
>disrespected
never trust a woman to give you respect
it's like waiting for a baby to give you respect

Hold on is that Tobi, the OG doto caster???

Apologize to Tundra.

>>538720252
where is your father you weepy little faggot, mine always told me to not worry about women, make money, control your feelings and create something, technology/art/writing

I need those Ammar reaction images for when Flaocns beat Tidebound, post them

>>538720013
>norek

NOTE: Crystallis is bronze tier on Jugg

>>538720013
I'M COOOOONFLUENCING

>10min
>no kill
And you guys complain about LoL

8min no kills
dead game

ame is going to carry

>>538720528
the fact that it sometimes happens early and sometimes happen late because lanes happen to be safe on both sides is a good thing

>TI started
>thread is totally dead
>fake crowd noises

>>538720654
W-what killed the /d2g/...?

>>538720654
4chan is dead

Deadlock open beta reveal at the end of TI
trust the plan

>>538720713
The horse game did. Apologize.

>>538720434
Falcons record for individual games against tidebound is 3-12. They've never won a series against them. Tidebound the proverbial Great Wall of China for falcons.

2 of the most boring teams playing

Tundra isn't disho-

NICE GAME DOTARDS

>>538720750
Draft hasn't come out yet and there's like 8 more heroes they need to add

it's over china lost

Ake going for a early choke

nice zoo meta

I forgot TI was today, were there any announcements?

lmao ame

what the fuck are chinks doing?

How can XG turn around this?

>>538720943
Why would there be on first day

jewish dude with terrible posture > country with 1.5 billion humans

>>538720932
"ame"

>>538720750
deadlock is a stillborn

xg more like xd LOL

REPORT WW NOOB NO HEAL

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>538720750
They're never announcing a game at TI again, Deadslop would get booed even harder than Artifact.

>>538720972
>humans

Why isn't jugg more popular? The hero is broken

>>538720961
downloading tundra

CHINKS ARE COLLAPSING

Ame already choking

>>538721009
Deadlock is actually fun and whether you like it or not its the only game Icefrog is working on from now on

>Crystallis
BASED BASED BASED

mossadbros?

rigged for china

CHINA IS BACK

MY PREDICTIOOOONS

XG doubters?

>>538721078
Cool, that has nothing to do with what said.

>>538721056
WHAT WAS THAT?????

Unbelievable, everything I put my faith into gets jinxed.

In fact. As I was typing this, XG did this turn around.
My fucking jinx got jinxed.

CHINA NUMBA WAN
WHITU PIGGU GO HOME!

>>538721056
>>538721068
?

agent crystallis

>>538720750
Revealing Deadlock at TI would be lowkey more retarded than Artifact
Why would you reveal a game that is supposed to kill Dota 2 at a Dota 2 event?

CHINA NUMBA WAN

megamind is DOGSHIT

>>538721142
Ame getting carried atm

>>538721068
>>538721056
>>538720994
>>538720983
>>538720976
>>538720972
>>538720961
>>538720949
>>538720932
>>538720881
?

reddit is saying rude things about megamind...

check those chinky shoes

>half the thread doesnt understand timings and early game heroes vs late game heroes

retards

crystalul and tobi are paid for

>>538721129
you called it slop implying it's some low effort soulless product when it's verifiably not

how are both teams choking so hard

>>538721220
i don't think tundra understands either
if that's the angle you're going fo

>>538721229
DEIdchastitylock is absolutely slop, of the highest order even.

>>538720116
Any high quality pic? I wanna run AI video on her

>>538721229
It¨s literally Sweetbaby inc™ slop

>>538721274
>muh woke boogieman
retard

>>538721229
deadlock would be fun IF:
it had a gamemode that wasn't dota but icefraud took further shits on it
had an actually working matchmaking

>>538721283
Post it here once you're done

>>538721270
KEK

>Holy Locket on Storm Spirit
wut?

TYLER COOK MENTION

>>538721369
it's like a super soul ring

LoL is more exciting to watch than nu-dota

>>538721369
wand upgrade, efficiency

>>538721229
It is slop. You can like slop if you want, but it's slop.

>>538721338
enjoy your black negress girlbosses with they/them I guess

HERE WE GO BOYS

NICE TROLL ULT LIL PUP

BZM BZM BZM BZM

what the fuck is nova doing

everything is ame's fault

Uh how does Troll have a 100% winrate again?

troll is such a shit hero what were they thinking

amekeks? hello???????

threads going too fast for anyone to notice my cat

>pick hero that you literally can't control
>lose
WOW!

what a shit fight

>>538721489
no blink yet

kek chinks brain lagging

My wife will carry this. Trust the plan.

>>538721513
but jugg wins

>>538721501
yeah, seriously, there's just too many ways to kite him

>>538721508
nice beard

Ame choking

imagine if tundra wins TI

400cs by 30 min
is this normal, are there more units to kill now
i havent played since 2016

wouldn't aegis on jugg be better?

>>538721405
slop used to mean low effort soulless corporate product but I guess now it entered the "thing (You) don't like" end stage of its lifetime
>>538721409
>let me tell about this game I've never actually played

>>538721607
no
storm is the best aegis hero

>>538721607
no

>>538721601
it's 30min and has been just over 10 kills, pros barely fight and just farm all game.

>>538721229
The whole game is just normgrified Dota that will have a better cosmetic system

>>538721607
jugg is ult bot

>>538721607
Storm can go in harder with Aegis, and has a better chance of surviving after Aegis pops.

>>538721635
>>538721637
>>538721674
jugg is tower hitter

>>538721607
jugg is a creep without his ult and q

>>538721628
dota and tf2 players are deathly afraid of deadlock
nothing you can do

>>538721642
they're just both really good at not making mistakes

>>538721628
>slop used to mean low effort soulless corporate product
So Deadlock? The game literally has worse design than battleborn which this site constantly shat on.

>>538721715
not going hg this aegis

>>538721715
jugg is a muslim?

ame fucked them but the supports were sleeping

>>538721628
All anti-horny games are slop.

>>538721628
>game?

>>538721715
they aint hittin base for 30 more minutes bro what towers
look at the team playing

where's your aghs you dumb crystallis

is this league of fucking legends? why so low kill count

>>538721726
do you think they're going high ground with all tier 2s up and the entire enemy team alive?

>>538721809
Lol you are watching 2 of the most boring teams

>>538721809
china

>>538721809
league game would be over by now

>>538721642
there must be a limit to how much you can get by 30 mins
finite resources

>>538721854
from lois lane to supergirl

>serrated shiv on all cores
kek

tiny 4 is useless

My bracket might be cooked if xg lose

what does troll do

>>538721809
XG missed their blink timing on Wyvern so are afraid to play yet.
Tundra missed out on first aegis and almost wiped and would rather farm than fight now.

>>538721661
it's being designed by IceFrog so I don't feel any casualization thus far, the map feels pretty barren as far as "moba-like" tag is concerned but the gameplay is layered and engaging as expected being designed by the literal creator of Dota

>>538721854
wtf I like AI now

Peter Thiel make nVidia give out H200s for free and my life is yours

>>538721854
she kinda looks like prime sheever

>>538721975
I don't give a shit retard go suck it off in the deadlock thread. Also your reaction pics reveal how hard you're seething.

>>538721975
>creator of dota
he didn't create shit
just took over it

>>538721958
ye

>>538721958
?

https://jiggie.fun/YaC_9O
https://jiggie.fun/YaC_9O
https://jiggie.fun/YaC_9O

>>538721780
I get pretty horny playing my hag idk senpai

>>538722050
wouldnt be where it is today if not for him

>>538722050
deadlock trannies are tourist normies that's why he said that

>>538722034
It was exposed that the shills making the 24/7 deadlock threads on /v/ were mods for the deadlock subreddit.
They are literally paid shills, just ignore them.

>>538722086
so he didn't create shit

I've seen enough, China will win this.

>>538722082
From the thumbnail I thought that was lone druid lol

Why does Gorgc only have 3k viewers?

True successor to Dota will be anime-styled.
Because I will create it.

apples and oranges, deadlock won't attract the same autists as dota or league

>>538722082
i play haze and i love killing her

>>538722050
autism
>>538722101
retard
>>538722113
schizo
not lookign too good for the dotard playerbase

so which carry is more late game and why t noob

didn't read + kys deadlocktard

>>538721975
>creator of dota
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

>>538722082
>literally Blizzard tier "fanservice"

>>538722227
you're mindbroken lmao

>>538722238
theres your answer

yeah im thinking China is back

i cummed

THE WEST HAS FALLEN
THE WEST HAS FALLEN
THE WEST HAS FALLEN

CHINA DOUBTERS OUT

>>538722113
I believe it but I think this guy is legit, there are actual deadlock fans and they're all very stupid

>crystallis
>jugg
>last pick

>Pick Juggernaut
>Lose
Wow who could have predicted this.

>>538722318
any carry can get stunned, still not convinced

FUCKING crystallis SINGLE HANDEDLY throwing this game by not buying aghs on jugg

tundrasistres??? how can we still win this???

>>538722134
>>538722134
>>538722134
>>538722134

FUCK OFF WITH THIS DEADLOCK TRASH, THIS IS DOTA 2 AND CHYNA IS BACK BABY

>>538722113
Lol niggas are desperate the game playerbase is on a downswing again

Did jugg even use his ulti? Juggs in my 6k pubs play better than this

Ame is one of like four Chinese players who have a soul

>>538722420
It got eaten up by lotus orb

>>538722420
he ulted the 1 guy he can't kill with ult

>>538722373
the carry that won got stunned first

>pick x hero
>lose
OKAY D2G WHAT DO YOU PICK THEN?

>>538722420
He doesn't play jugg lol should have given him razor or something

new hero when

>>538722457
He'd probably kill him if it wasn't for the Lotus Orb.

>>538722449
>>538722420
imagine if there was an item that gives jugg another mini ult lol

>>538722474
i think they announce that kind of stuff after the grand finals

>>538722407
>still trying to resist deadlock
you put up with 7.00, you accepted neutral items, you're still playing on the expanded map and despite all of that you're still here
you will be watching and playing deadlock who are you kidding

>>538722463
The only winning move is not to play.

>>538722492
troll ult outlasts it either way

>threads fill up on one game
GIVE THE STICKY ALREADY FFS