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What street fighter characters would kris susie and ralsei be?

>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

>>539059232
sure

Spamton and Tenna having hundreds of Pipis babies because Tenna always leglocks

UNDERTALE TOMORROW

GOODNIGHT

Tenna LOVE!
It seems as if there was some sort of Kris/Soul/Vessel/Selfcest magma floating around the other day, hosted by 8284_dr on Twitter.

>>539059498
fuck yes can't wait

undertale on a monday? mannnnnnn

>>539059771
damn...looks like fun. does it say theyre doing more of these? I can barely understand the grok translate lol

What's your headcannons that not many people buy into? For me it's that the Dreemurr family is British (Asgore and Asriel are English, Toriel is Welsh and Chara is Scottish) in Undertale but they're American in Deltarune.

Tenna has definitely fantasized about pumping Kris full of cum, that's why he's so nervous around them

sex soon

>>539060057
Seems like they're gonna go for a day 2 soon. Better keep an eye out on their tweets!

>>539059414
love when spamton is bald, fat, and retarded

>>539060094
Tenna is not like that! Tenna doesn't even know what sex is! His first time will be with me!

I had a horrifying dream last night that Kwite made a video on Spamtenna and at one point he was going through burningdiarreah's art commenting on each drawing. It was scary.

>>539060189
I don't remember posting this

deltarune needs more goblin girls
https://files.catbox.moe/m2rqi8.jpeg

Fellas, can I have a second opinion for what direction to take for the plot of a fanfic fanfic I'm writing? The premise is that a Weird Route soul invades a pacifist route that went off the rails, and I'm not sure if I should have Jimmy Weirdroute overtake the Knight as the main bad guy or if he should have a sort-of redemption arc and try to help the already present Pacifist Soul fix its problems.

>>539060189
He doesn't know what sex is but he knows touching his wanger feels good and it feels better when he thinks of Kris

Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

TENNA CUTE
TENNA SEXY

>dude... they're gonna pay us in SCORE...
>heheh, yeah, SCORE, yeah!

>>539060771
That's a keeper.

>>539060771
kek

>>539059403
anchorin' anon's gem
>>539060771

What awaits Kris at the end of the Weird Route?

>>539060771
This is so fucking dumb lmao, thank you anon

Anon got his wish for more Kris/Soul

>>539060771
>Beavis, we didn't score at all, uhehehe... Now this TV dude is sending us to Z-Rank!
>Jizz rank... Uhehehe...

>>539061157
We have that little Twink at our mercy and make our choices matter by choosing between LOVE and Love (Rape).

tennas parental controls keep him from having too explicit thoughts but they dont stop him from getting a massive hard on whenever he thinks about kris watching him and rubbing his body against kris in what he thinks is a "friendly" way and doing basically anything possible to get his hands on them

I LOVE TV
GOOD NIGHT

Goodnight.

>>539059403
It is complete. Do not open the Catbox unless you wish to see Tenna with his dick out pissing on the ground like a dog. I stitched the image out of multiple screenshots so I suggest you save this one rather than screenshotting from the whiteboard itself.
https://files.catbox.moe/s6ftnq.png

When Sans said it would be just you and his brother hanging out, he didn't mean Kris and Papyrus, he meant it would be (you) and Kris's skeleton

>>539061462
Man, I imagine the Vessel kidnapping Kris would be the easiest thing in the world. (You) just walk Kris to a convenient part of the forest with no witnesses and hold Kris still until Vessel is done with the rope, tape, cuffs or what have you. Then (You) are removed, placed where you belong, and can have your way with Kris.

>>539061157
He's going to be an utter husk by the end. We've destroyed their life, and there's nothing they can do.
Hell, Ralsei might end up as some kind of final boss to stop us from fucking with Kris any longer.

>How to be a Tumblr Sexyman 100% guaranteed
Have a TV for a head

>>539062201
no, just be a twink in a suit.

>>539062201
lie to me right now and tell me you wouldn't fuck a woman with a tv for a head

>>539061862
hell yes the pose is so cute
the claw gloves are sexo
aren't we so lucky that the whiteboard colors are almost exactly tenna colors

>Reverse image search
>Artist is blocked
>"Why did I block this person"
>Piss and (presumably because of the lack of tits) cuntboy Kris
Sad!

>>539062309
Imagine if The Onceler had a TV head. Tumbr wouldn't have survived.

>>539062383
you cant just say that and not post the artist

>>539062201
that's what turned me off of his design because my first thought was Oh blatant whitebread tumblr bait. but I came around to Tenna after I saw how silly he was.... I hate the suave/haughty demeanor that every single one of tumblr's darlings has to take up.

>>539062646
I had zero sexual thoughts about Tenna on my first playthrough, then I started seeing all the degenerate art of him and I was like "yeah, I guess he's ~sexyman~ enough with his looks and personality..."

>>539062201
>>539062309
Objectheads are their completely own thing and there are people who lust after them but they aren't not particularly linked to Tumblr sexymen. Often people into them are also robotfuckers or actually get off to objects but this is not always the case, but they are not particularly fond of sexymen (who are depicted as human twinks). With Tenna it's rare to see him drawn as humanized gijinka because us into objectheads find human face repulsive.

People use "Tumblr sexyman" too liberally to describe any popular male character but the actually authentic Tumblr sexymen in UTDR are Sans and Spamton.

>>539062059
I think the final boss is going to be the fun gang fighting against you in a desperate last stand they can't win.

>>539062853
Me as the "final boss" would be pretty sick honestly. The power would be intoxicating.

>>539062828
Curious how AM isn't on the robotfucker chart despite being a pretty well known disembodied AI

>>539062383
>cotton candy next to hot beverage
based retard

>>539063009
Check Out My Big Tity Lmao (Lol)

>>539062828
Black Dahlia my beloved

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>>539063163
If you bought her a P"e"zza she'd probably just let you while valley girl laughing

>>539062828
>With Tenna it's rare to see him drawn as humanized gijinka
easy for you to say... i cant stop seeing human tenna everywhere

>>539061157
One of the more interesting things about the weird roach to me is that Kris seems to be becoming more rebellious the more we try to take control away from him. I think as soon as they realize that there's zero chance of things going back to normal, they're going to become a lot more active in trying to stop us. They're going to kick and scream and gnaw and bite and try everything within their power to do anything at all, but it's all going to be for nothing. In the end, all they will have done is prolong their own suffering, and make things worse for everyone else.

>>539063239
How about just protein? Specifically from my male human...

>>539063315
There's this one Japanese Tenna yume that I follow that really seems to like humanized Tenna for some reason and I hate it so much... Tenna doesn't feel like Tenna anymore if he loses his charm point!

wait does this mean they are cutting out some sections. NOO I NEED MY MARIO AND LUIGI GENOCIDE

>>539063453
Good call, honestly. It's important to know when to stop adding more shit. Feature creep is dangerous.

>>539063497
as long as they keep mario and luigi, I will be okay with it

>>539062828
The only qualification for Tumblr Sexymen status is to be a popular unorthodox-looking male character on Tumblr(or a Tumblr-adjacent audience nowadays).
There isn't a specific checklist they need to fit into, it's always been inconsistent. Despite Sans becoming a defacto example, he was actually quite an outlier at the time because he wasn't an evil/morally gray twink and didn't fit the presumed stereotype of a Tumblr Sexyman.

>>539063352
Making him do shit like kick the candles at the church by forcing him to think of Noelle is very amusing. I feel like a little demon torturing him, and Chapter 5 is probably gonna be so fucking good in this regard because of Noelle "going to the festival with us."

>>539063352
I can't wait to force them to kill their own father in Chapter 5.

I WANNA FUCK A FAT CHICK LIKE HER I WANNA FUCK A CATTY COSPLAYER AND SEE HER BELLY JIGGLE AS I PLOW HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I, SISSYriel-sama, Absolute JOBBER of HyperSLURP humbly kneel to:

Frisk-sama, the most determined being in all of the Underground and my master.

CHADra-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Asgore-sama, who I could never defeat nor steal the souls from.

Papyrus-sama, who Sansy warned me about.

Mettaton-sama, who easily manhandled me in his NEO form.

Muffet-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.

Undyne-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.

Alphys-sama, whose fucked up science experiments removed my ass-womb entirely (via turning me into a flower) to the point I cannot bear CHADra-sama's children anymore like I wished to.

Sans-sama, whose hour-long bad times gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from CHADra-sama can't compare.

CHADsei-sama, who is literally me but better in every way and is not a complete BITCH like me.

Toriel-sama, for her superior fire magic RUINED my plans of absorbing Frisk-sama's SOUL forever.

Napstablook-sama, whose power I was too scared of to absorb (I am glad he didn't feel up to killing my beloved masters, as I was too scared to help them...)

Clover-sama, for he will fuck ME up once he finds out I revolted against my daddies (God I hope so...)

>>539063810
This, but gimme an Alphys.

>>539061550
Kris would absolutely take advantage of the situation by rubbing and toying with Tenna's erection, while poor Tenna is incapable of having a horny thought, yet still on the brink of cumming

>>539063315
the gijinkas are what got me around to liking Tenna. I like seeing people's different takes on his human form. All due respect to the objectophiliacs, THOUGH

>>539063664
>>539063781
Ch5 is going to be pure sufferkino and I'm so excited

>>539063453
I hope they keep the snake bit in earthbound land that was funny

>>539063990
You know you can't match Alphys's behind closed doors freak, anon.

>>539063627
I stopped caring about this label once Reigen Arataka was called one, he's simply an attractive guy with sleazy personality, he does not deserve that title. I also think that until the character proves he has a loyal fandom for at least 2 years, he cannot be an authentic sexyman, that's just waifu of the week/summer like most anime characters are. Spoids and Sans fans have proven their loyalty.

>>539064106
I can sure as hell try, and if all else fails, sheer endurance will prevail.

>>539064024
Yay! Blow out the candle, Kris!

Newsletter tomorrow

>>539062646
>>539062792
It was the faggy blushing sprite with the flower that did it for me.
I was ready to dislike Tenna because confident TV show host in a suit is overdone but then he had to be all cute and sensitive. I realized "oh fuck I'm getting attached".
Frankly I blame Vox Hazbin for being cringe and making TV heads seem uncool. TV heads peaked with Canti from FLCL and nothing has been better than him though.

>>539064024
Destroying their relationship with Noelle forever, killing Asgore...yep, Ch5 it's going to be the torture chapter for Kris.

>>539063990
The good thing about short women is how you can full nelson them

>>539064306
bloodletter yesterday

>>539064225
I can't believe it's been a full year since you became a REAL human!

LOOK WHAT I GOT IN MY YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED!!!!

>>539064643
Where's the waffle cone stuck in my meat I can't eat like this

>>539064643
Tenna looks at you straight in the eyes with the happiest smile ever and expects you to eat all of this without leaving anything behind

>>539064326
Vox is not a good example in general because he's flat. Usually TV heads (and other monitors) are still being depicted as CRTs because it's objectively more attractive shape. There's also the fact that they were meant to be repaired unlike moder flat screens which are supposed to become useless after warranty and getting them fixed would be more a hassle than just buying a new one from Chinese factory.

>>539064643
Smuggling that delicacy outside the studio will get you in jail

>>539064934
plus the wireplay is hotter with the older machines.....more wires...woah mama

Being held by Asgore while I try to perform "Tom Sawyer" by Rush on bass as best I can recall from teenage memory since he really seems to enjoy feeling the vibrations of the instrument through me and my flawed facsimile of the vocals. Going on a vacation to Italy with Asgore (mostly for the incredible food) and finding myself enamored so utterly by the magnificence of the rolling Tuscan hills that I simply turn to look into his eyes, almost turned green by the reflection of the golden waves surrounding us, and tell him I wouldn't give up this moment together for anything in the world. Shopping for some new bed sheets since Asgore accidentally poked a hole at the bottom of the last set with a claw (went unnoticed until it was too big to fix) when I happen to spot a pink floral set that looks like it was created specifically for us, then finding myself consoling him the morning after their first usage since he distractedly put a hand down to grip them in the heat of the moment and unintentionally ended up poking five holes in it at once (I managed to repair it with a sewing kit and we each promised to be more careful while using it from now on)

>>539065530
I appreciate you Asgoreanon

>>539064934
Vox seemed to be a CRT in the past. Which really doesn't make sense in technological sense but maybe it's some hell magic how the time changes. However in general his character and character design are very inconsistent because he's a full color flatscreen with WiFi and he's very tech-savvy, but he's somehow presenting as a TV host from the 40s, which is even more old-fashioned than Tenna. Tenna on the other hand is very consistent with how he looks and behaves, and he can't use modern technology at all because he's full analog.

Details like this are the reason why most TV fuckers aren't into Vox but they find Tenna attractive, but Vox is a popular character among Hazbin Hotel fans for other reasons. You can tell Vivziepop is a furry and not a robot or TV fucker.

>少年
ruh roh

>>539065693
Thank you

>>539065965
Furry and scaly fucker. The sections based on Lust god damn, Vivzie.

>>539066010
nta I wouldn't mind if you posted more asgore pics

>>539065995
Can't wait for Gen Z to try cancelling Toby over this

ANALog sex with Tenna

>>539061862
SEXOOOOO!!!! I'M EATING SO GOOD THANKS TO YOU ANON

>>539066128
Here you go

>>539065995
Should have used クソガキ

>>539065995
>>539066146
I don't get it. Isn't it obvious that the kids attending the highschool class are, in fact, in highschool? I'm pretty sure you don't need external confirmation for this, like that's just the setting of the game's Light World segments.

>>539066378
bratty kris...

>>539066295
very good selection, thank you

>>539066295
I love Asgore's golden body hair

>>539065965
objectheads are like tier 1 to 3 on the furry scale of objectfuckery while characters like glados are my ideal 4-5 5 being things like a car or a regular box computer. vox has shit writing and vivzie's faces suck so his sex factor is diminished greatly. tenna not having eyes helps his sexo factor increase even if nothing suggests that he is a robot underneath the clothes. he also has appealing character traits that make me want to see him be equally abused and loved.

Freaking need to hold Tenna tight like a plushie and then bury my face in his chest to sleep

I like Vox and Tenna unequally

>>539066654
I think the AI chatbot from that movie Her is pretty cute desu

chara's making me post this

>>539066515
My pleasure

>>539066535
As do I

>>539066654
I think Tenna has part mechanical, part insect and part Lightner body. His body changes depending of his emotions and he sees himself as a member of Lightner family so that must have affected his body. Underneath his gloves he has patches of human skin (like Kris) fusing into mechanical surface in grotesque way because he really wished to hold hands with Krish like a Lightner. He refuses to take the gloves off even during sex because he's ashamed of it.

>>539067414
Oh to see Ralsei shut down by us making Kris sloppy make out with him

>>539066429
shounen means young man

>>539067509
It can also just mean "child"

>>539067172
>He refuses to take the gloves off even during sex because he's ashamed of it.
cute and sexy

>>539067509
japanese is a contextual language and it means youth of school age in that instance
https://japanese.stackexchange.com/questions/28038/if-little-girl-is-%E5%B0%91%E5%A5%B3-then-why-is-little-boy-%E5%B0%91%E5%B9%B4

>>539067172
I saw someone on Twitter doing that "insecure of his mechanical body so he covers himself neck to toe" and thought it was very sexy

>>539066826
What weirds me out that why he has antenna when he shouldn't need them. Either there's a narrative reason for it or Vivzie just didn't think it through. Like maybe he has part from his "old days".

He also has something that is equivalent to BSoD and implies that he's an .exe file, which shouldn't happen at all even with LCD TV. I believe Vivzie originally designed him to be a laptop but then changed it.

>>539068167
vivzie doesnt think anything about her designs through from what i've seen
vox is so stupid he makes me feel even more cringe for liking tenna

>>539068312
cute...

>>539068167
Huh, I never thought about all of that but it does seem pretty weird. I'm pretty simpleminded and easy to please.

>>539068427
I wonder if Ralsei is okay with the Angel watching him make out with Kris (because they forced Kris to do it)

>>539068069
Tenna has probably never been cleaned inside. He must feel so embarrassed when someone opens him up for the first time and looks inside.

>>539066378
Or osugaki.
>>539061178
Thanks for posting the magmas, Kriscest is so tasty...............

good day /utg/. how is your day?

>>539068568
I would only make it happen if I could tell Kris wanted it.

>>539069373
Getting ready to sleep soon (4am)

>>539068447
>>539068167
I interpreted it as some TVs are used as computer monitors, and Vox is connected to a computer, thus why he experiences blue screens. he is plugged in during that scene

>haha I use to think Jizz in my Pants was so funny as a kid I wonder if-
>wait a minute did I just see that
What the fuck have you all done to me.

Is there an existing way to cheese the sword route/eram? My usual strategy is just edit my save to have lots of hp, but the sword route kris seems to store it's hp somewhere else.

All the mods I've seen to make it easier are out of date.

>>539069373
Hi! :D
I'm doing great and I'm ready to laze around all day.

>>539069628
sleep well fren

>>539069978
glad to hear!

>>539069908
You can't beat ERAM even if every FRIEND starts dropping a health candy after however many deaths?

>>539070121
I haven't met eram yet, but I assume I may need help later because people say it's a bullet hell one

>>539070304
It's a little tricky because of it being Zelda combat instead of UTDR combat but you'll get the hang of it. And like I said, it's coded to where if you die a number of times the FRIENDs that ERAM summons drop more health candies.

>>539070429
Hmm I see. Hopefully so thanks for the info.

fave is sick in bed wat do

>>539071773
let him suffer

>>539071773
Spoonfeed warm Coke

>>539071773
Put him down like a sick dog and celebrate that the rat poison in the dog food bowl trick worked

>>539064643
here you go

reminder that kris wanted a hug from ralsei independent of our input after the spamton fight

>>539072689
he also yelled at susie.
but that wasn't in my game.

>>539072562
delicious [pipis]

>>539072689
Man, this game has people picking out details like crazy.
But my attention span is shit, so I just invent headcanons and feel good whenever they come true.

>>539072797
he yelled at susie in mine and got spanked for his bad behavior. the soul made kris bend ralsei over their knees, lift up his dress, and slap his gote butt until he apologized enough times

>>539072689
My Kris delivered the line "Good. Keep smiling." and didn't hold anything back. Delivered perfectly straight without any interference on his part. I'll make sure they're happy together in the end.

>>539073172
in mine he cried for help [[All Alone On A Friday Night?]]
but nobody came.

My Kris holds their pee in for fun.

Fish I wish

>>539071773
feed him then give him medicine to make him sleep through it

>>539073693
i thought that was a shadow

>>539071773
force him to carry on his life like normal so he’ll feel less like shit later

i don't think rouxls supposed power of changing the rules is thatunique. tenna does the same, swapping all your options out for all ACTs.

>>539074118
That only works if there's no fever involved.

>>539073693
My Kris has a puppy pee mat on his side of the room instead of the blood stain. My Kris whimpers when he needs to pee until Susie comments about it because we can't hear him. My Kris tried to get his dignity back and ran to the bathroom after throwing the soul into the birdcage but didn't make it in time and now he has the embarrassing task of wiping a trail of piss off the stairs.

>>539073796
i wish for floral friendship to flourish in ch5 or the final chapter.

now he must return.

>>539074239
Having a puppy mat to hike their leg up and pee on is a very Kris thing to do honestly.

>>539074223
To be honest with Tenna it's because he basically is TV World, he created it and he can even bring Lightners there like he did with Toriel. He also destroys TV World when he gets his breakdown so everything is connected to him.

>>539074475
Imagine a face-off between Rouxls and Tenna, with them getting into a stalemate because their rule-making powers are evenly matched.
Deltarune needs a Silly Route.

I love TV not just because TV loves being told I love TV, but also because TV doesn't believe us when we say I love TV.

>>539074605
Tenna is probably quite powerless in outside his realm, so Rouxls is quite impressive considering he can do his thing in other dark worlds. Tenna has strong reality bending skills (which might also come from the fact he's so close to the light world) but they work only in TV World.

>>539074970
True!

>>539074970
i think maybe higher tech objects are higher up the darkner food chain

So how did these goobers break out of their own Dark World?

>>539075303
But King is just a playing card
maybe it's the power assigned to the object by lightners? people listen to the TV, get opinions from the internet, and some people put unreasonable amounts of importance on cards

>>539059403
these two really hate each other

guropins is becoming a fave...

>>539075479
King has his power because the king of spades card was used in Kris's imagination games as he played with Noelle as kids. Same with the laptop they took from the library to pretend to be the queen to create Queen. Tenna watched them do this for years because they played in the living room.

so uh
ut's anniversary is tomorrow, huh?

>>539075794
Crazy to think it's been 10 years since Undertale came out

>>539076091
It's been a wild 10 years too. At least for me.

Alright /utg/ I'm going to open a dark fountain. Hope everything goes well, I will post an update later.

>>539075794
10th, yes. I'm excited for all the Frisk art.

>>539076278
itterashai~

it's been 500 years since the human fell in the underground

>>539075794
I know I'm going to be bawling my eyes out all day tomorrow, will probably replay undertale pacifist run if hardmode doesn't come out

What ages do you guys see the main Deltarune cast being?

>>539076697
16.

>>539076697
The main kids are around 15/16 if I'd hazard a guess.

>>539076697
probably on the older side, i dont know how burger high school grades work

>>539076697
16
Ralsei mentally 16 but technically 100 because of warped time flow.

>>539076697
Kris, Berdly, and Noelle are all 18, Susie is probably about 19.

>>539076953
you could have just said their age in years you fucking ape

>>539071773
stand directly in front of his face to catch his germs when he sneezes

>>539076296
Hopefully we do get a bunch of new cool 10th anniversary art

>>539076296
Me too, Friskbro. I love how Japanese always draw very cute Frisks!

>>539076953
>Freshman: 15
>Sophomore: 16
>Junior: 17
>Senior: 18

>>539076697
At least 16, but I'd say even 18. Otherwise the lore in Spamton sweepstakes doesn't make much sense (Noelle would have been like 6 years old when she got Pipis from Spamton, but it would make more sense if she was 12-14 years old back then), and she talks how she likes AVGN and Board James episodes from 2010s but the game supposedly happens in 202x.

Not sure if Toby thought it through properly.

>>539077219
Toby constantly says that the sweepstakes stuff isn't actually canon to the game

>>539060274
i love these fugly creatures

>>539077374
He meant the WayneRadioTV stuff, right? Because all the ARG side stuff does seem canon. Hell, that's where we first learned of Tenna.

good morning i love them

>>539077636
gm! i ALSO love them!

>>539077097
i see thank you
maybe juniors then

>>539077374
toby probably is saying this because the content about spamton being dess's spam email makes no chronological sense

>>539076697
16-17, either first or second year of high school

>>539077731
nice

>>539076697
Kris, Noelle, Berdly + rest of the class is 15
Susie 16
Asriel, Catty Bratty and Dess if she were around are 19-20
The dreemurr and holiday parents are 45-50
Ralsei is the same as Kris in his own perception of time he waited until the prophecy to begin

>>539077374
He always says that about anything that is not directly in the game, probably because he doesn't want people to feel pressured to follow things outside the games to "get it". Or that it's not canon that Spamton hosted a charity auction stream.

It still feels weird to write a whole narrative like that and the stuff in the ARG has appeared in chapters 3 and 4, it's the first time Tenna gets namedropped and it's one resource for the mystery behind Dess' disappearance.

Some things from it are canonized in the game but some might not be, and when Toby says it might or might not be canon he just acknowledges that it might retcon some things once the story is fully finished but you shouldn't take it too seriously.

>>539078138
I would say yeah, he'll pick and choose bits and pieces from the sweepstakes stories and make them canon if he feels like it. Like I'm all in on Noelle being an autistic dork who wrote a blog about finding cool game glitches/secrets and basically falling for Spamton's tricks/summoning FRIEND accidentally.

>>539059403
milfpins and battat

>>539078386
Toby has this habit of dropping something that sounds important but he might not always fully commit to it, Undertale in particular has many points like that even in-game. Chapter 3 as a whole feels unfinished in that regard, which makes sense since lot of content was cut out. But Toby probably also likes it when fans write their own interpretation based on those points.

>>539078654
Gerson's his authorsona in CH4 after all

>>539078647
>spoid (forma schiziofemalia) is 40+
thank god she's infertile.

>>539074283
What would be the potential Toby's reasoning for Flowey's injection into the world of Deltarune? Simply Gaster? The "it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit" principle?

>>539078850
Just him being one of Asgore's flowers. Most likely the one colored like him in Asgore's shop.

>>539078850
All the glass encased flowers in Flower King will be a bunch of different Flowey style darkners in some kind of castle court situation, with the one in the middle being the closest to him.

>>539078850
Personally, I wanna see Asriel fuse with the flowers by some freak accident.

>>539078850
well, my reasoning here is a bit weird.
it might not be him, but something like him.
we are surrounded by smiles, friends that are not just not our friends but friend that smile at our misfortune.
they are repeating like a pattern.

his songs echo throughout the entire game.

and now we are about to have a dark world in the flower shop? i don't know, man. something reeks like flowers in here and i feel we are about to see our old friend again.
you saw my schizopost picture of his return, did ya?

When Chapter 2 was released, was there any correct prediction on what was going to happen in it, largely? Or for chapters 3 and 4? As the story narrows down, so should the potential outcomes, so I'm wondering if there's gonna be a correct prediction for what's going to happen in Chapter 5.

Alternatively, Toby reads every possible prediction and nobody can ever guess what happens.

>>539079113
Chess Theory, Kris Knight and Friend Inside Me were the biggest and they were all disproved. The closest we have now if Friend Inside Me getting more gas in the tank because of an old TV being in the flower shop and Asgore's favorite show being an old puppet cowboy thing.

>>539079113
Kris Knight and Oberon Smog were technically correct in their reasoning, they just failed at their main points

Let's see Pink Addison's card.

>>539079263
Is Chess Theory really still dead when in chapter 3 we fight the Knight and in chapter 4 we fight a giant stone tower enemy

>>539079589
Who did Spammy get drunk and chop up with an axe while listening to Queen's new mixtape

>>539079724
Pink Addison, but there are multiple identical copies of Addisons so it didn't really do much.

>>539079589
>zipper tits

>>539079876
Spamton uses winrar to zip his tits

>>539074223
wait i'm wrong. he got that from rouxl. i take it back he's a specil boy alright.

Why are people saying redacted is deconfirmed as Gaster

Why wont toby add goblin girls to his game

>>539079848
Just like Paul...

Goblin girls I need on my pp

i just found out i'm 0.000001% monster...
i need to write a short horror novel about fish people now...

>>539076278
Update: closed the fountain a couple of minutes ago, I'm going to make a new one. I have BIG PLANS for the rest of the day.

>>539082903
you fucking faggot

>>539082903
Was it really worth it to buy condoms just for this gag?

>>539076278
>>539082903
Your posts are tastefully lewd. I love it!

Guys I have enough credits on a website to make an ai deepfake of temmie having sex what should I make? I already did a blowjob and a cum on face one.

>>539082007
I think it's because he's on a new piece of merch, unlike Gaster.

>>539083791
we don't know that mystery man is gaster

>>539082362
>>539082713
what did i miss? is vaush a threadfag now?

>>539083838
Yes, but Mystery Man isn't allowed on merch, unlike Redacted.

>>539083996
sounds nice, but I think hot cross buns is more susie's pace she might explode if she tried to play this

>>539084132
why is vaush into goblin girls i hate that.

>>539084213
Why do you jerk off to AI generated images of temmie chang niggah?

>>539084309
Because I have no dice to shove up my ass

>>539084213
he specifically likes his girls small, then likes ot have them fucked by horses.

but my favorite degen is still destiny, because i like how broken he looks.

>>539084472
Oh god I just read up he also wants the age of consent lowered. I fucking hate how many lolifags are ruining shortstacks. Cant a man like short women without those cunts ruining it?

weird route will end with Noelle getting braces

I want nothing more than a woman with big boobs who offers to let me put my head between them to cheer me up.

>>539059414
*Transmits 5 KROMER*

>>539084702
i personally enjoy how all these political youtubers are degens.
>vaush
likes little girls and horsecock
>destiny, rekieta
cuckold
>fuentes
afflicted with faggotry

>>539085189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgqtBm_oUpc

How are you /utg?

Good here. I got my book proof copies on the 10th, released book on 12th. the 10th of September, 2025, will be a holy day for the rest of my life.

Pic unrel

>>539085563
honestly at this point im just waiting for when destiny hasan or nick get shot too. Its inevitable at this point and I wont give a single shit about them. Political podcasters can all eat a bag of shit.

>>539085783
what book?

anyone has the image with all the Dess-es by diff artists? I need one for something.

>>539085941
my debut as writer and my first fantasy book in a series of 9.

>>539085786
if you can get shot for wanting an open dialogue between two opposites, you can get shot for disagreeing.
the future is looking bright.
bright as a muzzle flash.

mind you: i was warned about shit like this in history books.

>>539086114
>my first fantasy book in a series of 9.
When you get to the 9th are you gonna add rat people to the story?

>>539083346
I already had them

>>539086323
Yeah thats why I want a civil war already so all the chuds and commies just kill each other already and stop ruining shit for everyone. All those political podcasters just stir up shit and make things worse. Charlie Kek was intentionally just targeting people who are naturally bad at debating to make himself and his position look good. Its like being a boxer but fighting beginners so you look good.

>>539085627
kek, the pencil really completes this

sex with toriel
sex with toriel
sex with toriel
sex with toriel

>>539087046
okay sans

>>539086323
Do I need to bring up Karl Popper's paradox of tolerance? Anyone that doesn't grasp the idea of a victimless crime ought to be the victim of a not-so-victimless one.

>>539086468
Nah, there are aztec/eldritch aliens coming in the later books. Yes they got tentacles and if you like Tzeentch and Nurgle you'll love em. (my god is utterly insane and bit of both, true chaos demands occasional order) Book 9 will be done in my early 40s.


Let's pivot back ontopic
*Dess Theory* guys, what if she isn't into producing/playing music at all? I got a playlist but that doesn't mean I want to make any. Here's my hypothesis: Carol is a Tiger Mom (asian stereotype parenting, basically) and tried to push all these instruments on her, but she lost interest quickly as shown by the pile of the damn things. As biochemist I know a funfact about drugs and deer piss, but I still need the Dessire Dess with the wink and tongue out to complete the masterpiece.

>>539086806
moderates will cower of fence-sit, the radicals will purge or get purged while the system tries to pretend everything is fine and keep the civilization civil that is intrinsicly unsatisfied be it through sub-par living conditions societal woes or telescope empathy.
we are trying to cure symptoms here, because that rage will find a different vent soon enough.

"That Hubris shall not overtake,
And the Just not grow disconsolate."

>>539087320
get that faggot shit out of here FAG

are we hyped to find out what he was planning with the echo flower site tomorrow

>>539087320
I was hoping you would get my ff9 reference.
>>539087441
I just wanna see annoying niggas die so they stfu and I can go 10 minutes without seeing some shit takes from some faggot online trying to cancel someone.

>>539087849
only a little

>>539087849
No, pretty sure he fed it all to an AI. here's mine btw.

>>539087889
Never played it, I'm wrpg scum. fallout london is my current drug.

>>539087320
a real flowey type of way of thinking.
i like it.
kill or be killed.
if nothing can console this rage, it sure looks like my fave will be real.

>>539087320
I thought the button with the christmas stockings was a nazi SS symbol.

>>539087849
Hopefully mine didn't go through/got deleted because I regret writing it.

>>539087849
id be even more hyped if temmie posted another god damn picture of her feet online already.

>>539088160
same

>>539087849
I mean, yeah? Why wouldn't I be.

>>539088078
To be honest I'm an empath and it pains me an entire person, with their own internal world, hopes dreams, fears and flaws to get yeeted like that. I'd much rather have seen this Kirk imprisoned for hate sowing, desu. but what had to be done is done... This is anti lifefuel, so spoilered. How many ''Einsteins'' MLK's, Flemings, Elvises or other great people were born but could never reach their destined potential? I do believe some people are npcs/worthless but I can never judge that with certainty so I focus on my sadism as that way I can get joy out of this and not be fucking depressed

>>539088307
>>539088160
tell/show us anons. can't me worse than my cringefest. If I can overcome shame so can you.

Is it still too late to write in something for what undertale meant for me? I dont see it anywhere on the undertale or deltarune website and I was still super fucking pissed off at toby for taking so long to release chapters 3 and 4 and then waiting until the switch 2 came out cus hes such a nintendo ass kisser that I honestly just didnt care about the event or the new chapters anymore.

>>539087889
unfortunately some of us forgot that there is "civil" in "civilization" and that it implies manners.
and then there are people who tihnk themselves heralds of a better tomorrow by gunning people down.

>>539088706
way too late, soz anon.

>>539088726
eh I think violence has it's place and time. It had to be done, because the government failed to punish this demagogue. If the government fails to arbite justice, the people will, and then you get cruelty.

>>539088726
we dont have a civil in out civilization anymore so I just want all the annoying people to shoot each other so things quiet down.

>>539088867
War belongs in history and fiction, anon. Maybe if we can get a hivemind we can all agree on that. I refuse to be a pacifist and be mowed down like the Tibetans.

it's over

>>539088831
I figured. I dont regret not making anything. I honestly dont have anymore respect for toby because of his nintendo ass kissing and spending so much time doing other collabs. His games are great but the guy really really really really shouldnt ever be in charge of anything again. He needs people to stop him from doing dumb stuff like how kojima needed someone to explain to him why making a boss fight take 2-3 weeks was a bad idea.
>>539088975
Im not taking part in either side I just want both to shut the fuck up and ill make memes about annoying people from both sides dying. I will shit on george floyd and charlie kek, trump and kamela etc.

https://youtu.be/4SDYd2e9pT4?si=SbBxmKXQN5Nuwu5p

>>539089170
Toby needs a fair but firm boss. I've been a community leader (nothing too weird, biggest was 370people iirc) and saw plenty of Tobies. They need constant supervision and instructions, but they generally mean well and got enthusiasm.

>>539089046
how many days would it take for spoids to eradicate the human race?

a clown to clown conversation

>>539089347
>but they generally mean well and got enthusiasm.
I dont think he had any bad intentions but man, that ass kissing to nintendo is so pathetic that I think he honestly needs to be called out on it more. Making your fans who already waited several years wait even longer for that is just a dick move.

>>539089447
nooyyynn

>>539088674
I would post but if Toby Fox makes it so you can search for posts created by users on the site someone might find it funny and then would post it all over the internet and get a bajillion kazillion likes. I put my first name on it, also. So that doesn't help. However I'll post what it said if I see the site and see that either A it doesn't post names of whoever said what and is just plain text or B the site gets nuked from the internet including archive and whatever else that could host it. It's not omega cringe but I would rather just not let it be attached to me and hopefully nobody finds out about it. It actually isn't that big of a deal but the thought of someone finding out about it gives me embarrassment alone.

Noelle if she have SOUL

>>539089740
Where the hell is the Freezer Baby

>>539089805
Too many party members. Susie = crown baby, Kris = demon baby

I made chili but it fucking sucked cus I ran out of better than bouillion. Catty would not enjoy it.

>>539087320
She looks like she bad touches Kris

>>539069373
Hello, anon. Have I missed anything the past couple days?

>>539089046
I will do anything for Mr. Tenna, even destroy this rotten world

right what are we all having for tea then, I'm probably going to have some turkey sandwiches with some crisps

>>539091851
>what are we having for tea
a cappuccino.

entering a room and fave is quietly sitting on the couch and glaring at you
fave saying its bible study time

>>539091851
A Picninc bar
I'm at that point again where chocolate makes headaches go away

what if fave was a mongolian khan and brought a giant horde of identical faves with them to destroy your city

>>539092181
fave throat singing

new! :p

>>539092247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ngUbcHVwm8
fave natural singing voice

>>539092401
i love these

>>539092401
She's getting her eggnog in...

what if the noelle (deer person from undertale) had a big fat ass

>>539092401
2 :p

Battat if he sexyman

>>539092718
is she puking on kris?

>>539092114
Cheering "yeaaahh babee that's what its all about" as we read the fall of jericho's walls and fave awkwardly side eyes me

>>539092810
I think she's just excessively drooling over him

>>539092718
3 :P
zzzzzzz

>>539092810
It says "drools" in the filename, but the thought is really funny.
>"Look Kris, you said I couldn't eat these 5 pizzas, but... HUEEERG"

Berdly playing flash games in the computer room instead of doing his FUCKING homework.

>>539092989
why is peridot there

>>539092887
>FEEL THE BASS COME DOWN ON ME

A decade of heaven; a decade of hell.

In Purgatorio we remain.

My heart, and my shrine, continue to go out to all you sinners.

May we all achieve our peace.

>>539093226
remember anon, God will always be there waiting for you to fall under his wing.

>>539093226
I immediately recognized that shrine and I fully expected some schizo shit coming from you given recent events

>>539092989
This feels like the kind of thing I'd read before someone's life goes down hill or the optimism they feel before i later find out they slipped in the shower and died

>>539093226
>thought there was a triple goat statue in the corner before realizing it’s just the three wise monkeys

>>539093556
why kris apple, is he stupid?

>>539093410
Say it to my face faggot not online

*burns all anons mystic paraphernalia*
sorry, MK told me to

>>539093663
He sour and have seed inside

>>539093734
I don't like talking shit to you and I'd rather just let bygones by bygones, but I guess I didn't this time. I'm that guy who used to post therapy Asriel stuff with you way back when and I absolutely would tell it to your face. I never want to go to your shithole country though

>>539093226
>not even having a blood offer

my own grimoire has my blood, in runic, in it. step up anon.

>>539091342
you missed posting about your boy ralsei

>>539094326
why would you give the gods your blood in exchange for NOTHING when you could give the US healthcare system your blood plasma in exchange for MONEY

fave asks if you will look back at your idolatry with fondness in 30 years

>>539094450
because if you have AB+ blood like me it's useless.

>>539094479
i would have to kill fave with a hammer and flee the country

>>539094339
Good thing I returned

I hate Kris. All my guys hate Kris.
#AntiKrisNation

>>539094985
>soul is free-ish
this can't end badly.

>>539094339
I'm always waiting in the wings

>>539093226
wtf lollllll

>>539095090
Kris-hating polycule

>>539095114
>5 minutes later
>"Look Kris, I taped a knife to it"
>"HOW"
>"Vrooooooooom~"

Everybody Hates Kris™

>>539092775
I can recognize most of these Pippins except the one in blouse with puffy sleeves. I think he might be the one from Castle Town who disses TV World Pippins which is why he has more fantasy theme outfit.

>Battat (obviously)
>Rude Buster tip seller Pippins who also scams you
>Pippins who sells S-rank counterfeits
>Pippins from one of the TV screens
>good Pippins (Zapper boyfriend Pippins who stopped gambling)
>Castle Town Pippins? Or Elnina's friend Pippins
>TVslop smuggler Pippins (Pippins who seems to get in the punishment cage often and also breaks Tenna's game with another Pippins)
>Pippins who congratulates you for shredding Shadowguys' contracts although legally it doesn't mean anything
>Ramb hater Pippins
>lost Pippins, could also be Zapper boyfriend Pippins, the Japanese seem to like drawing him smaller than the others

not gonna lie, when Ralsei said it was nice to be alone (without Susie) during the chapter 2 boatswan it kinda gave me the ick

>>539095090
I’ll give Noelle some credit, at least she doesn’t derail discussions or scare people away from the game due to her sexuality, unlike Kris and his fans, who engage with gender ideology bullshittery and heavy policing

Toby Fox is a genius. He's made a character who is clearly plotting something that is at the expense of the playable character, who will force the player to do something morally wrong, and its all very obvious and right in your face but people are blinded by it purely by lust.

>>539095956
*their

>>539095818
You're lucky, or less sensitive. The entire boat ride gave me the ick.

>>539096242
*he

get pwned RETARD

deltarune in general gives me the ick

>>539096415
I will also accept "Kris and he fans"

>>539096439
The D'ick for short

>>539096439
you give me the ick so you should suck my dick get on your hands and knees and beg and plead for my seed

>>539096310
Probably the former. I at least gave him a hug at the end cause it felt like he needed one + I didn't want him to jump into the acid river and drown or some shit

its time for the kick ralsei into the river of acid and watch him dissolve prank

>>539095818
i wish there was a nicer option than calling him weird

homeschooled kids, man

Oh, I’m still alive

>>539096860
oh no kris is having a heart attack (shitty diet)

kill all trannys
kill all trannys
kill all trannys
kill all trannys
kill all trannys
kill all trannys

>>539095626
>when Kris is looking

MR. ANT TENNA'S
GUNPLAY TIIIME

>>539096802
You can fix that any day of the week btw

>>539096906
>most controversial
Lol. Kek. Try making a video about Kris as the second hero and see what happens.

>>539097165
can we FUCKING KILL ALL THE TRANNYS IN THE COMMENTS HOLY SHIT!!!

Are you in a state of mortal sin?

>>539097328
Is drawing porn almost daily a mortal sin?

>>539096906
Late to the party, I've been suggesting that Ralsei's a girl since we saw her eyelashes in chapter 2.

>>539096939
Also acceptable.

>>539097452
Absolutely!

>>539097494
Then yes I am permanently sinnning

>>539097165
It's not as controversial because nobody actually believes in that

>>539097328
I wouldn't be here if I wasn't.

I hope everyone here gets electrocuted

>>539097467
This one is better than mine, couldn't find it.

>>539097591
I believe it

Why did she grip him like that

>>539097865
dess loves fat niggas

chapter 4000 of /utg/: Spamton goes to confession

>>539098010
spamton used to go to confession on a weekly basis but was banned because he never confessed any sins and only ever vented about the actions of others

>>539098142
>banned from confession

>>539098142
Spamton gets excommunicated

>>539096906
As soon as I heard Lost Girl play for Ralsei in Chapter 4 I knew it was over. Get ready for five more years of this.

>>539097056
I honestly want confirmation that Kris is actually parallel world older Frisk so i can make a mario and Luigi partners in time meme with Kris, Frisk, Susie and Suzy

It would make more sense for Spamton to be a pooner than Ralsei being a tranny

>shorter than other Addisons
>complex over becoming a "big guy"
>completely null, can never pleasure Tenna with a penis
>imitates a bigger man (Swatch) and fails at it
>gets a robot suit of his dreams but isn't compatible with it after all
>lays Pipis out his pussy

Toby won't do it though he's too much of a pussy to write a trans character who doesn't get a happy ending and instead gets stuck in a state of limbo where he's just a puppet, so he'll most likely go with the safe woke option and turn the soft femboy into a girl.

>>539097857
Papyrus would be the type to believe all conspiracy theories - not because he's that stupid, but because he wants the authors to feel better.

>>539098264
SPAMTON PROCURED AN ABORTION!?!?

>>539098430
you forgot about the dress!

>>539098469
Spamton procured Queen's illegitimate baby to program as his sleeper agent and get a genetic key to all Cyber City

>>539098469
Piles of spamton's aborted pipises

>>539098430
you forgot the most important one
>ripoff of Mettaton, the original transsexual big shot

Spamton resigns after pro-life Pipis march

It's over. Spamton's store logo is going simplistic and modernized

>>539098317
It won't be five years. Only as long as it takes for Chapter 5 to come out. It will introduce entirely new fandom demons that make Transei seem like a nice memory.
That is what I want to believe.

>>539063453
Why can't these people ever stop ranting online

Spamton last spotted entering a Trappist monastery. Never seen in society again.

>>539098317
I didn't think about that at all. You think about transgenderism about as much as trans people

Spamton, CROOKED SPAMTON was seen on that HORRIBLE ISLAND.

>>539098317
hopefully ralsei is a possession of dess's and that's it

good morning utg lets get this bread

>>539099138
>Tenald

>>539099221
she's so fat hngghghh

>>539099221
You got your carbohydrates mixed up those are clearly noodles

>>539099221
I would clap Alphys cheeks if she desperately asked me to hit. Otherwise she's just another face to see in a day

>>539098750
They called him crazy when he told everyone that the TV World elites are consuming Pipis Adrenochrome

fave is sent into the gladiatorial fave arena and only 1 fave will be allowed to be set free

>>539099221
is undyne active enough to burn off all the calories from eating like alphys or is she destined for fat also?

>>539098615
>*It's a banana in a baby carriage...

>>539078647
she's so fine

>>539099267
mean
shes lizard shaped
and perfectly weighted for undynes daily exercises
tmedicine ball gf

None of the Tenna cosplays so far have surpassed this
https://youtu.be/lfEZV4kJhXI?feature=shared

>>539099496
Honestly I think it could go either way

sad story
alphys heart explodid
she eat to many fast fod nodle

>>539099450
the bottom one is Ramb. the next line is something like 'looks like this person won't be finishing this' and you find it at the same time Ramb is getting petrified.

>>539099496
she is destined for swole

>>539082007
Who's Redacted

Trans ralsei >>> pooner spamton or dess
Only reason mettaton didn't cause women to chop off their boobs is because sans was more popular and an actual guy who likes women so they didn't need to poon out to become sans or to date him

>>539099496
no shes going to be fit forever she can't stop moving if she tried

>>539099652
the guy in undertales files

>>539086323
>you can get shot for disagreeing
Amen

Carol and Rudy had it all perfectly planned out for Noelle to be born on Christmas Day, but then Carol couldn’t hold her in for an extra hour and she came out on 12/24 instead and now there’s multiple holes in their bedroom walls from Carol punching them because of how fucking angry she is about fucking up at the last hurdle and FUCK! FUUUUUCCCCKKK! AGGGHHHH!

Guys it's me, I'm redacte-
*gets rugby tackled to the ground*

Is it time to post absolutely ancient fishlizards

>>539099406
just another face to see in a day? untrue!
I think she has the best face sprites in the game personally
and dw undyne is fucking her enough to keep the desperation at bay

>>539100063
>So Sorry
I keep forgetting this character exists

>>539100063
It’s still not the 15th, therefore it is not the 10th anniversary yet.
*I poke my finger into your skull and into your brain

>>539099167
>"Alright dweebs, I've tried to play nice, but you're leaving me no choice. Asriel 2, I own your ass, so you get over here and be my slaveboy this instant!"
>"B-but~"
>"STAY Ralsei! Hey bitch, you're several years and one truck too late to claim anything! Your old toy is our new boy now! Tell 'er Kris!"
>"..."
>"<3 Try anything, and we will turn you into six separate Darkners."
>"...Yeah! What he said! (What the hell, Kris)"

sex with talking flower

>>539100168
Toby's big gift for us all for Undertale's 10th anniversary is the removal of the so sorry boss

>>539100232
It is in Japan, the canon timezone

what if for the 10th anniversary toby posts a video of so sorry brappin n burpin n shartin

>>539100026
absolutely
lets post like its 2016 again

>>539099167
I've been thinking about Ralsei's item form (if he has one) not belonging to Kris (or the Dreemurrs in general) ever since someone pointed out that none of the Chapter 3 Darkners seem to recognize him. If so, Dess seems like the next best option, especially if you take the broken conch to represent Ralsei. (Dess is associated with broken objects, like the broken bat in the wallpaper and the dented objects in her room.)

>>539100168
But do you remember Glyde?

every 10 minutes that there is no undertale hardmode announcement, a fave will be shot in the back of the head.

>>539100534
I'm not walking in a cramped hallway for 5 minutes just to see this guy

true love is REAL

hey kiddo
*pushes bony finger into eye socket*

>>539100417
i'd kill myself and blame toby in my note

>>539100775
toby fox is already the sole reason as to why I contemplate suicide daily

>>539100486
The fact that Ralsei didn't know Asriel's favorite is the sword magician girl, nor he knew Kris' favorite food is pie feels indicative he wasn't made by neither Kris, Asriel or Dess, on top of his general lack of memories. Assuming Dess should know of these things.
It's very strange that so far the only explanation that makes sense is Ralsei exists to foil Asriel to the player's meta knowledge

GAY PEOPLE
GAY PEOPLE
GAY PEOPLE
GAY PEOPLE

It's the 15th in Japan.
https://x.com/hashtag/Undertale10周年

>>539100956
hate em all!
shoot em all! XD!

My wives

>>539100740
>pushes finger into own eyesocket, takes out big spider
>"ya hungry?"

>>539100886
my fixation on undertale 10 years ago was one of the factors that stopped me from killing myself that year so i guess i partly owe toby my life

>>539100956
>GAY ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW MORNING 3AM

10 years ago, Toby Fox invented gayness.

>>539100534
>so sorry gets referenced in deltarune (egg room)
>muffet gets referenced in deltarune (equip)
>glyde gets nothing
What did Mr Fox mean by this

>>539101237
Toby invented trans people 10 years ago

Toby fox invented videogames

how was the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

>>539101073
10 years ago, you could've found something else better to do with your life than owe it to that faggot for "saving" you
>>539101237
>>539101314
unfunny and done already

>>539101237
Don't forget he invented relationships with fictional characters too

>>539101423
Balls Balls balls balls baaaaallllls

10 years ago, Toby Fox invented fat booty bitches.

>>539101575
*spanks toriel*

>>539101436
I've already done that anon

>>539100254
i hate fanon dess so bad

10 years ago, Toby Fox raped me.

I'm breaking my silence.

Hi!
I'm Toby Fox!
Creator of UNDERTAAAAAAALE!

Anniversary kino
https://x.com/oekkakunk/status/1967241931295199250

Happy 10th, Undertale :')

One Piece x Deltarune

>>539101764
STAY QUIET RAPED BOY! I NEED MY DELTARUNE

>>539100582
it genuinely annoys me that shitty catgirl is being reconned in

>>539101273
glyde got gonered

>>539101814
>Hi I'm Toby Fox! and I DON'T rape lesbians!

announcing: Lego Undertale sets starting at $249.99

Ten years, partner.

>>539101851
10th undertale? Where are the other 9

Announcing: Undertale Depleted Uranium Cores (Don't ask me where I got these okay)

>>539101837
Ahh my feelings...

>>539101998
shut up you stupid edgy fat kid
you smell, go eat some chocolate fatass

>>539101763
She makes for a fun secondary vilalin with an arc, the kind that gets eaten by the main threat in the finale.

I wasn't posting here when it happened but you guys are aware that the handplates comic was completed, right?

>>539102154
No, I was not

Announcing: So Sorry Nendoroid

My hands smell like cheese
Toby come smell my cheesy hands

Wouldn't be surprised if Toby released the newsletter today

Why didn't Asgore just absorb the 10 Undertale anniversaries? Is he stupid?

>>539101764
jealous