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Piper's Birthday Edition
>News
Agent Record | Banyue
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/41700148
Agent Record | Dialyn
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/41681910
Version 2.3 Special Program
https://youtu.be/uTWIK77TcdI

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/NCzUV95VIEI
https://youtu.be/CQBbCfxIgnY (EN)
https://youtu.be/wutoIFoyZGU (JP)
https://youtu.be/rT6FVNzD02E (EN)
https://youtu.be/G5tW5IGjjk0 (JP)
https://youtu.be/jaxcn1kja9Y (EN)
https://youtu.be/buGfCjPLaZc (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.3
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/160259
All-New Program 10/14 - 11/25
The Inverted Night Lantern 10/14 - 11/24
When Dreams Remain Unfinished 10/17 - 11/24
SNAP! Shining Strike 10/22 - 11/10
Timesworn Hills Explorer's Guide 10/14 - 11/26
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 10/29 - 11/03
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 11/05 - 11/25
Chronicle of Counseling 11/05 - 11/17
141 Eco Art Exhibition 11/12 - 11/24
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 11/19 - 11/24

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ23SWEETILY

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends
https://interknot-network.com

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

2.3 story quest felt like a breath of fresh air after 2.2. Wasn't amazing, but the combination of a new environment and a decently-executed plot was nice, even if it was filler.

Once again, though, the 1-on-1 duel was the highlight.

Piper my mommydaughter...

kek I post one thing and homofaggot's have melty

Roll for small women or else

Love me Paipah

>>543509527
My next two pulls will be Zhao and Banyue.

>>543509527
Damien POV after speaking to other thiren girls

>>543509428
meanwile wuwa powerpoint animations
>>543509424
I see you wuwajeet
kek

>>543509428
I kinda wish her basic and dash attack were a little bit slower. Not slow, but more like Anby fast.
Overall, 10/10 animations.

Buttcop buffs when please hoyo

I would have liked to see the original design team's take on an Egyptian character before they got sent off to work on Hoyo's other games...

>>543509514
>homofaggot's
>'s
1 unironic cuck seething over Wise since the launch of the game, same troon seething over Aether and Caelus for the past years

>>543509784
She'll be put into Standard banner instead

>>543509558
Is Yidhari eating takoyaki the equivalent of this?

Having a delicious meal with Pan Yinhu!

>>543509772
>copied bayonetta but worse
no, that's not even close to 10/10

>>543509527
I skipped Qingyi but did M6 Zhu. Skipped Jufufu but did M2 Yixuan. Am skipping Dialyn but will do M6 Shunguang even if Dialyn is "needed". The devs' usual strats don't work on me.
But if Zhao is a Looney Tunes wholesome chungus instead of a mental illness magnet, she could pop my limited small woman cherry. The slide whistle that played in her first appearance was a good sign.

>>543509918
Anon, show me some Bayo gameplay with a loop weapon...

Vivian

When will the game die? I'm so mad the game doesn't cater to my demographics so it must fail to satisfy my schadenfreude. I check sales everyday hoping for the game's downfall but it keeps on thriving and contents are being released as usual? WHY IS IT NOT SHUTTING DOWN AFTER FLOPS AND FLOPS.

>>543509889
Fufu POV

>>543510154
>mental illness magnet
Every agent is a mental illness magnet as long as you're on 4chan

>>543510253
Average shipcuck/yuritroon..

oniichan..? what do you mean you're going at manato's place at this hour?

>>543510305
Where is Wuwa? Lmao

>>543510348
Not canon btw, we know it's Manato who stays in Random Play until morning

>>543510305
>zzz not even on the list
it's fucking over...

Why did he do it?

>>543510154
I did actually pull Zhu for my m6 Robutt (ended up m1 because I got a double after coinflip loss), but I refused to get Shifu as her shill was just too awful for me to like. Fufu m6 has to do otherwise.

I really don't like how extremely different the dps to supports sometimes are. They should just make someone like Shifu the Zhu support, and Fufu the dps for Robutt..

>>543510305
I've never even heard of Ensemble Stars or Project Sekai.

>>543510348
Impregnating Manato's adopted daughter!

>>543510154
She must do looney tunes SFX or i'll stab da wei myself

My sisterwife is the sexiest

>>543510498
blind Rajesh.....

>Chinese Bayonetta
>Chinese Asura
I don't have enough Polychromes for both.

>>543510519
remove 2, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 10 to fix the internet

>>543510210
sex

>>543510486
Does Belle press her ear against the wall and shlick to the sounds of her brother getting split in half?

>>543510627
>>543510627

>>543510627
At least Ban Yue kinda looks like Asura. Dialyn is just a small asian girl, doesn't give me the Bayonetta aesthetic.

So i rolled the goat lady with the massive ass. Now what?

>housewife and power bottom
Manato is perfect

>>543510862
Walk around as her and be disappointed that it doesn't jiggle.

>>543510817
>small asian girl,

>>543510862
now you roll for a rupture dps, manato or yidhari

I hope the 3.0 hub will be a properly big one. A weakness of this game is how small all the zones feel.

>>543510817
It's reimagined from baby bayonetta

>>543510997
stop tryin to explode the people who want to play this game on mobile without a good latency to data centers!

Such an enticing and womanly figure...

>>543511047
Source? I made it the fuck up

What is the key on her neck for?

>>543510997
What do you mean "feel"? Every zone IS fucking tiny. I was really disappointed when we got to Failume and it's even smaller than Lumina. I get the feeling these devs can't optimize for shit desu considering Lumina still runs like ass and it's not even that big.

>>543510997
The 1.0 areas were reasonably sized, but Blazewood was disappointingly tiny, and most of the 2.0 effort went into the exploration area which is mostly fine even if it could have used some more variety and distinctive designs.

>>543511170
FVCKKKK.... MANATO IS SO LUCKY!!!

>>543511190
wise cage

>>543511170
Why do you spend all day online pretending to be gay for a video game character? What do you get out of it?

I have sex with the men too.

How do people feel about Alice and Miyabi together? gameplay they feel fun and amazing but mechanically it's a constant issue of locking each other out of disorders and anomaly procs, since back to back EBA quick swapping is an icd nightmare

>>543510546
Wuwa is struggling with this even more than ZZZ since the current dps is a gunslinging bounty hunter who busts through a saloon's double doors in the promo material. Her support is a drunken chinese swordmaster with the wuxia stuff like levitating his sword, in a completely different outfit and element, who has never met her. "Cool and skilled" is basically the only overlap in their fanbases' venn diagram, it's a very small sliver and the sales are suffering for it.

>>543510997
I'm still waiting for the day we can upstairs in HIA
they should've put the tower mode VR cabinets up there

>>543509428
>>543509772
I agree. She moves way too fast it's silly

>>543511190
Her own chastity belt, she's anal only

When are we getting an agent like Venti or Freminet?

>>543511438
If we get a Venti then I'll be gayposting too.

>>543511332
same reason you spend all day online pretending to be him

>>543511438
Manato.
just a weak wuss who pretends to be strong that no one glazes, can't outDPS girls.

>>543510546
the fuck are you on about retard? qingyi + zhu is sovl, shifu + fufu is sovl, fufu + qingyi is retarded and unsovl

>>543511548
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DIALING TELEPHONES THOUGH

I paid my friend 40€ to do all events, dailies, and other stuff on my account while I'm gone on holiday for a month to breed with illegal Thai girls!

first for ratita

>>543509463
Considering both 2.2 and 2.3 fall under ZZZ's more serious story tone-wise I wonder why one works well compared to the other.
Maybe because 2.2's plot was pretty predictable? Trigger's story did the whole PTSD soldier theme better imo

>>543511621
You dialed an asskicking.

>>543511438
Not happening. This is a baraCHAD game.

>>543511548
i'm starting to like her bwos....

>>543511660
normalest qingyi poster

>>543511438
Hugo is the best they can do.

>>543511438
your seth?

>>543511801
We were robbed for no reason...

>>543511220
Failume includes the beach down under though. It's bigger than Lumina.

>>543511741
Would

Bnuuy

>>543511912
i do still like the octopus but i miss the nun

>>543511919
if there's a loading screen, it's not the same zone

>>543511904
He's too old.

>>543511660
simply being above 190cm made me feel like a god there, and not being a gross old man in his 60s

>>543511548
OH SHIT THAT WAS A FLICK

>>543511685
This rat keeps eating my fruit!

>>543512040
Like Section 6 headquarters?

>>543512020
Having her be an Exaltist defector or something would have been so much more interesting too. Could have given her the strange powers. Really perplexing decision.

>>543512028
>>543512028

Save for fufu

>>543511912
CCP just went full crackdown on illegal churches like a few days ago. They legit don't want bogus religion in anything unless they're properly registered.
You'd expect devs got a mail from CCP to not depict anything funny.

Manato? My boyfriend.
Lycaon? My husband.
Nicole? My girlfriend.
Trigger? My wife.

>>543512028
Wow an Arsenal fan!

>>543511581
Trvke

>>543512241
i'm sorry voovoo... dyalin is you but better

Is this... a ratita too?
https://files.catbox.moe/aixzbx.mp4

according to pryden manato is as good as hugo or ellen, yet when i play him ALONGSIDE lucia he sucks ass. Is this straight up a lie?

>>543512241
but I already have da fufu

>>543512204
So Vivian 2.0

>>543512371
I hope you have both Lucia and Fufu, even then he's just another A rank

>>543512371
define 'sucks ass'
wouldn't mind komano sucking ass desu

>>543512364
Im in a public space, what is it

I need porn of this enemy.

Bwos...be honest with me, is 37 too late to start on hrt to get a Vivian body?

Burnice my beloved

>>543512371
that dude barely knows how to play, it's not that its a lie, it's just that he sucks.

>>543512241
got her and engine already

What a fucking slut. She literally walked around with her cheeks exposed, wearing high heels too. Need correction badly

Um guys...
What if Idols actually going to have streamers animations, like Chinatsu's ultimate animation is going to be her talking to her chat and banning people or something?
I just noticed increase in streamerslop novels being released in asia(korea, japan and china) currently. Like "oh i've became a fox woman and began streaming" kind of shit.

>>543512597
specifically the black version?

>>543512637
The thing from "The thing"

>>543512371
he needs m6 and his engine retard

The lion's majesty makes the small dog bark in fear

>>543512591
3d rat pussy

we dont fuckin know, fuckin wait a few more months nigga if they actually plan to contract girls for the streaming gig.

>>543512735
Even the grey one.

>>543512719
I don't see the problem

>>543512719
that'd be soulful actually

>>543512719
She's obviously going to shout into her megaphone for her ult, what an odd doompost.

>>543511332
>pretending

Whores Dai Suki Desu!

>>543509208 (OP)
grotesque

>>543511573
>same reason-[HEADCANON]
Why are Honkai Trannies like this?

>>543512937
Yanagi would never dress like this

https://files.catbox.moe/lay2pf.mp4
Lycaon bros..

>>543512937
Does Yanagi have the finest ass in ZZZ?

What will the future of ZZZ be like when these three completely hand over the company to their children? Have you guys ever thought about it

>>543513056
No

Shishou rabu!

>>543513031
Eww

>>543513031
when it comes to lycaon animations i like the one where he walks on wise jerking off

>>543512241
Fufu is here already

>>543512247
I don't think that mihoyo removing the stripper nun months ago has anything to do with Chinese authorities arresting some pastor whose daughter is married to some CIA guy setting up a literal goycattle cult.

hi /zzz/~

>>543513289
hello yuzu

>>543513289
hi

>>543513056
She has the best legs.

>>543513272
Context?

>>543513229
I will NOT roll for Ju Fufu

Cute Bnnuy

>>543512241
This but Dialyn

>>543513289
Yuzu love

>>543510660
>conveniently left hue
Hmmmmmm

>>543512474
Ehh, Vivian was just a kid and didn't really have a lot of agency when she was involved with them so it's not that compelling from a character point of view. She never really drank the kool-aid too hard seems like and got out as soon as she could.

>>543513094
I dont care what happens to hoyo or their games in 20-30 years

>>543513031
It should have been Lucia...

Idols soon

>>543513289
Hello NTR queen.

Here you go

>>543509428
Must pull

>>543513212
That's a good one too, but that one and the one where he's using VR are super nicd too

>>543513728
>second bustiest agent
I kneel Octopussy.

>>543512364
bro, i'm trying not to goon...

>>543513272
Chinese cult/religion crackdowns have been ongoing for a while though. Jew/Christians being the fringe of the fringes don't help.

>>543513502
Bad fufu

For anons in this timezone who haven't seen it, we are in the process of updating the divegrass team. Suggest new players, updated names for existing players, and new music. Currently the only two new players requested are Shifu and Sneed, so the poll on Friday will be shorter than last time (there will be a medal update section however).
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/543415471/#543433329

kino event i love spook shack now

>>543513502
Why is she t-posing? Is this the great betrayal?

>>543513996
i vote for the labubu

>>543514069
>Now

>>543513481
The way shifu mogs

>>543513457
OBAKA-SAN WATCH OUT!!! A DICTIONARY!!!!!

>>543514116
>>543514069
>now
this, they've been the kinoest faction since cunning hares

>>543514010
Ew

>>543513728
Wtf i expected Shifu to be further up in the breasts rating. Didn't know Ceaser is such a titmonster.

>>543514153
>This is what pags actually believe

>>543514069
I'm now skipping Banyue for Yidhari..

Hand over your baobaos

>>543513393
You were right all along, Fufuskipper, I kneel

Masturbated to a Belle shoefucking animation again. Why the fuck are there so many of them?

>>543514283
Scary

>>543514250
>brown people out of nowhere

>>543512020
Yids character story would fit the nun perfectly too. An exaltist with special powers who gets betrayed and used as a tool then gets saved by (You)

>>543513481
Aside from Kafka and Lisa we have the best hags.
Honestly Lisa looks better than Alice.

Banyue next.

>>543514283
i MUST pinch those cheeks holy fuck

>>543514246
It's because she shows off her breast so they give the illusion of being bigger than they are. Same thing with Astra

>>543514329
>shoefucking
???

>>543514329
W-what

>>543513481
Didn't HSR showed new more haggy character today (or yesterday?)?

who is rerunning with banyue, dialyn and yidhari?

>>543514657
Yidhari has fufu. Rumors for the other two are Ellen and Hugo but not confirmed

>>543513481
>SOULLESS NPCS
>SOULLESS NPCS
>KINO
Genshit and HRT arent trying

>>543514657
Fufu Hugo Ellen in that order

>>543514571
>>543514607
I meant stuff like this
I don't think it qualifies as a proper shoefuck though
https://files.catbox.moe/evbpih.mp4

>>543509428
>the move you will never use because she is an off-field character

>>543514445
Shenhe and Hanya are pretty hot IMO

>>543514627
Yeah, Constance

Won.

>>543514439
>wouldn't be a proxy
>wouldn't be an /x/ weirdo
>wouldn't be trapped in the first place as she could've just controlled everything from the get go
lol no

>>543513728
>Lucia
>81.9 hebe butt and thick thighs
>Yidhari
>79.5 tits, second only to Rina
>both got a tummy pouch
PURE SEX

>>543514860
Fuark, where's our Lady D/Hachishakusama expy...

>>543514856
Actually yeah, i totally forgot about Hanya lol, she's one of the best Hags in hsr with Kafka in my opinion.

>>543513728
Piper donk

If I already have Ellen and Mibibi, is Yidhari even worth pulling? She is hot, at least.

>>543514961
>he doesn't know

>>543514961
here

>>543515092
Dick roll? Yes. Not dick roll? No.

>>543513481
Himeko, Kafka and and Shifu mogs desu. Lauma is pretty hot but her in game model is terrible.

>>543512371
Him being in the same tier as Piper is accurate. Whether Piper and Manato belong in the same tier as Hugo and Burnice is another question.

>>543514860
>SLOP

>>543515114
>>543515117
>SOUL

ZZZoned

>>543511587
There's 0,0000000000 soul in any team with Shifu. It's fucking shilled to hell and back to the point I simply got disgusted. Everything was designed around this character, and she does definitely not even remotely deserve that. Unfair to all the other characters.
I never want to support that shit UNLESS the story sells me, which it absolutely didn't. Miyabi's did, otherwise that would've been an easy skip as well.

if you think about it girls start puberty around 9, but she had to crawl through a tight space with her tentacle ass and her mom couldn't follow her
its been 11 years since the fall of the capitol and yidhari might definitely be young for her age

>>543512371
To be fair, I've seen plenty of people play Manato badly because they think he's supposed to play like S11.

>>543515312
she's one of the most fun characters to play, couldn't care less about storyslop desu

>>543514759
>>543514778
who the fuck am I supposed to roll for the bibian skin

>>543515462
HIM

>>543515312
Shifu is soul depending on how you play her
>>543515462
Lucia Dialyn Rupture of choice if you want, although you should wait hwo Dyalin comes out of beta

>>543515380
Octopus tentacles are extremely malleable since octopus themselves can squeeze in extremely tight spaces. The tentacles wouldn't block her from moving so it doesn't prove that she was younger than 9

>>543510519
What a fucking lie, Most of these jp accounts are russian, chink and pajeet bots

>>543515380
Based on her design I had assumed Hari would be a lot more of a hag. Kind of crazy to think she's not that much older than Manato.

>>543514842
She's probably more of a quick swap character than off field. You need to build up her resource to do the chain attack to ult conversion.

>>543515821
chinks barely participate in western internet, jeets barely know how to use the internet let alone run bots, russians...you might be right

For me, it's him (and Ben)

>>543515380
She was 10

When is the story getting good

>Manato is constantly aware of his "A" rank
I don't know if I should be mad or praise writers for being smart

>>543515380
>young for her age
For her appearance you mean? She's in her 20s, anon.

google translate is cooking something but im not sure what

>>543515380
>young for her age

>>543516398
KEK

>>543516029
>chinks barely participate in western internet
Lol, lmao
>jeets barely know how to use the internet let alone run bots
Chinks and jeets make half of the global users, you know you can just google this, right?

Accidently got this cool shot of Eve

>>543515821
>>543516029
lol

also considering the timing of yidhari being a child being too weak for the hollow that she started corrupting shortly after the outer rim hollow started expanding, her parents fighting their own corruption while working with the serum, and yidhari eventually growing up to be a proxy navigator

I wonder if there was any real intent in these details that puberty is an even more critical stage in life for growth when handling the hollows, and how effective the medicine was, and its real purpose beyond just making soldiers, that the research was ultimately just usable towards TOPs children

>>543516520
if browns and blacks used the internet as much as you think they do we'd see a lot more fucked up shit

>>543516618
No you arent you imbecile
I am rolling for him because he looks like a CHAD and Aizen VA

>>543516567
Why is she flipping me off, anon?

>>543516520
>Chinks and jeets make half of the global users
Stop slurping up jeet propaganda, most of these cunts can barely afford a meal let alone internet and a pc outside of the big cities. 90% of china can't even speak english.

>>543516680
I mean we have ESL niggers like you

>>543516618
I'm rolling him because I want his robocock but it's incredibly based of you to be pulling for him because of his kickass design.

>>543516907
i'm not esl or black

MY BRO DID IT

>>543517075
based
astra anton is fun as fuck

>>543516398
ANUDDA SHOAH

>>543517075
Anton is so awkward to use but when you give him a chance he is kino capable

>>543509882
Porque no los dos?

>>543517186
delete this Ben is a pure virgin maiden

>>543515114
>>543515117
Playable version never

>>543516348
Love the detailing on the shorts, they could have so easily just made them generic safety shorts but that 10% more effort infinitely increases their eroticism.

>>543517657
Ben is my husband and he's anything but pure.

>>543517627
>my ancestor :)

>>543516618
He's a cool android

>>543516618
I'm rolling. Most guy units in gacha are just gay twinks or femboys but I'm glad ZZZ has some dudes that are cool.

miyabi would water her flower lilly daily

>>543516618
you are indeed

We hate fufu here

>>543518398
I kneel, Banyue shifu...

>>543518021
please accept the most valuable food of them all: real melon (can not be imitated)

>>543518532
Banyue hit her because he cared about her.

>>543511170
Belle is so lucky to have him all for herself.

>>543516618
Incorrect, Ban Yue is peak

I like mibibibibi's small butt.

Fufu just flew over my house and divebombed Banyue.

To those who’ve played the new patch, what do you think about the potential non-proxy m/f ship

With the story now centering on Yidhari, Lucia, and Monato, I can’t help but notice some hints between Monato and Lucia. What’s your take on it?

>>543518985
where were you during the sethxjane patch?

If ZZZ was some sort of manga or anime i can already see the ending montage:
>after time travel Phaethon siblings prevent Hollow Zero disaster
>They're with their teacher in the Helios academy
>Then panel shows Miyabi training swords mastery with her mother
>Zhu Yuan talking to Bringer, who is not corrupted
>Koleda working with her father
>Yidhari and her parents in port Elis
>And etc
>Ends with everyone gathering in Cheesetopia for a celebration of something

>>543518972
Fufu never forgive Banyue Shifu for suckerpunching her while sweeping.

>>543510498
Wrong thread, paid pajeet shitposter

>>543518985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeHEh8IKxQI

>>543519126
>Then panel shows Miyabi training swords mastery with her mother
how are you planning to resurrect her

>>543518101
ZZZ males are great. I dont know how they do it when they are terrible in their other games. Even our gay twink homomasa is based.

The only real miss is Hugo. He was total bait to try and attract female players.

>>543509208 (OP)
I tried the game for her, and then was sorely disappointed the cool looking Masked gunner is not the protagonist.

>>543516618
I will be joining you as well since most other banners are just gonna be teenage girls anyway
Might as well get a cool robot agent who is also a MAN

>>543519308
>after time travel Phaethon siblings prevent Hollow Zero disaster

>>543519164
what the fuck is banyue's problem? why hasn't yixuan shifu dealt with this fucking robot just walking in and giving her disciple brain damage?

>>543519251
Banyue when he can't find Ju Fufu for 10 seconds

>>543519356
Seth is a total miss.

>>543519293
umm

Banyue hit Fufu so hard that she stopped growing

What’s the best way to farm polychromes?

>>543519539
Total Seth Humiliation

>>543519630
get a job and buy them

>>543519630
>farm

>>543519539
I always forget about Seth.

>>543519630
Literally anything in the game.

>>543519469
wow I really can't read, how embarrassing

>>543519642
Jane x Seth was nothing more than faggot fanfiction
Seth x Razor was the real ship

wow
https://gamebanana.com/mods/628464

>>543519356
Most launch males were cool, most post launch mainly pander to fags and fujos.
So many posters here were defending Manato for their life as a totally cool guy that's totally meant for straight hetero males just for Hoyo to drop his trailer and fully feed into the fujo/barafag fantasy

UNMATED
FEMALE
RAT

>

Banyue Shifu found dead, apparently clawed to death in his sleep.
Authorities believe it was because his sleep technique was too weak.

>>543519756
To be fair I didn't read the message to the end and I forgot Hugo.
I always think "Damn son, all the S-rank males are great in this game." but I always forget Mockingbird actually exists.

>>543519878
Wear the CCP outfit gweilo

>>543513996
>>543513996
I think it's a bit unfair how Wise is the only one with the name Lord Phaeton, i think A Wise choice would fit more. It's a meme you see being posted and it's more neutral
It's not like Wise players are the crushing majority, our general is pretty evenly split. That, combined with belle's name being Rincest, it feels like they're both targetted for wise players. I kinda don't feel represented

>>543519845
>MENTALLY UNTOUCHABLE

>>543519865
>Jane Doe is a pseudonym used when a woman's true identity is concealed or unknown
It's so DEEEEEEP better read more in to it.

Her day.

>>543519878
Stop tracking the mission or switch to a different one.

>>543520047
>t. belleplayer
You exist solely as a fleshlight for your oni-chan

EVERYONE on /x/ has legendary proxy Phaeton's ID now.

>>543519934
>I always forget Mockingbird actually exists.
to be fair, so do the devs. Them and stars of Lyra can barely be called a faction

>>543519865
she's saving herself for ME

This game has nice vistas

Sex with Sarah

>>543520260
In their defense they likely can't afford to have Hugo's VA do lots of dialogue

>>543520229
>t. wiseplayer
You exist solely as a fleshlight for Manato-kun

I think ive come to the strange realization I enjoy the process of building an agent more than playing the agent
But it might have to do with endgame being rather boring or maybe my brain is broken

>>543520412
The photo frame feature is a gift that keeps on giving.

>>543520254
Yuzuha needs correction for this

>>543520539
hamster wheel brain rot

>>543520537
You have AIDS

>>543520412
Damn the housing must be pretty damn cheap around that area

>>543520621
whats the obsession with aids?
dont you like men?

>>543520483
>likely
bro they literally can't anymore because the fujos didn't swipe enough

>>543520412
Soul
Imagine a Pokemon Game with ZZZ engine

>>543520621
how'd you know i play as wise??

>>543520537
Too bad. He's the bottom, all girls and males are fleshlights for Wise

>>543520483
I didnt even know his VA was a big name

Hmm? It seems like cheese won't do it this time!

>>543520703
if that were the case then the switch 2 would brick itself

>>543518951
I'm glad she wears a long skirt. That tiny ass being on display would be embarrassing.

AGPhari...

>me: "anedeshi"
>shunguang: *cums*
what did she mean by this?

Uh oh, cuck melty

>>543521315
HOT

>"Yoohoo, Seed here~"

Your response?

Which female characters will the male characters in zzz REALISTICALLY date?

For this, i will put the following points:

1) for every male character, only one anwser (you can repeat the same anwser for different males if you want)

2) it must fit their likings and their lifestyle

3) you must give reasons why x charcaters fits x character personally
Ps: i know this will get out dated really fast, so feel free to return and update it if new
male characters are added.

>>543521460
Why can't you get 3 stars against Defiler anymore?

>>543521460
Hello, HR?

>>543521378
She's so cute bros..

>>543521596
she can though

>>543520959
>SEXHAIR
YES. Now, sexhair + swimsuit skin
it's literally a infinite money glitch

>>543520598
Love taking photos of 'hari

>>543521653
Wow
How incredibly generic

IT'S A TIMELOOP
TIMELOOP THEORY IS REAL

>shippingcuck is triggered again
Get ready for a bunch of spam and samefagging

>>543521653
Señor

>>543521798
i need her on my account NOW

>>543520598
Photo frame feature?

>>543521378
WHY ARE HER EARS SO FLOPPY

>>543521845
why did i imagine sunbringer on the couch with nothing but a camisole and panties?

>>543521492
They will all date Jane

https://files.catbox.moe/s4xsb0.jpg
Booh

>>543522559
What kind of training did she go through

>>543521596
fact check

Seed love, right?

>>543519585
Wtf nooooooooo

>>543522785
Lucia loli has a nice ass

>>543518536
I'd take a bite

>>543522791
mine looks like this

Withered wiggers being awful quiet recently.

>>543522932
>this young loli has a bigger butt than Miyabi

I'd squish fufu flat

Need more male mods bros

>>543513996
fufu annihilator
>>543523317
banyue...

>>543523354
https://gamebanana.com/mods/627233

>>543523374
Meeb's hank hill ass....

>*knock knock*
>Anon-kun~? Are you still up? I know it’s late, but I want to see you.

I'm retarded

I'm Soukaku

>>543523374
>>543523517
there is nothing wrong with it. please stop acting so rudely.

>>543513996
Suggesting Buncun

>>543513996
desperately need this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uu2O-_4aMU
and zhao

>>543523774
When it's smaller than a barely 6 year old kid, you know there's something wrong >>543522785
>>543522932

>>543523575
mibibi its 3 am

>>543523575
You're not human.

>>543523981
Mibibi bros...

The yidhari event was kino

>>543524041
obviously? she's a thiren

>>543523392
Thought he had a glowing cock and balla from the thumbnail.

>>543520703
zzz's on unity, bwo

Pokemon z-a is a better game than zzz

>>543524508
>

>>543524508
lil bro trying to rage bait *skullemoji*

>>543522772
>Didn't roll for S-Anby because bugged, bad, and lame design
>Didn't roll for SNEED because I have standards.
>Its fine I'll just Phys.
>Anomaly resistance...ok cool lemme check the list of Phys Attackers.
>Nekomata, Corin, Billy.
What a bunch of faggots they have over at Hoyo. Phys S-Rank attacker when?!?!

>>543524224
>sob story #34
Nah, I have sob story fatigue.

>>543510253
>When will the game die?
it died in 1.4
>I check sales everyday hoping for the game's downfall but it keeps on thriving
if you actually did you would know the game is heading toward EoS and HSR doing well is the only reason it didn't

>>543524645
More sovlful than zzz, more Japanese than zzz, and has better character designs and combat

>>543524508
very few people say this

>Banyue banner
>Hugo rerun
It's not fucking fair but I will prio Banyue

But can you play zzz on the switch 2? Pokemon wins again

>>543524837
If homos still don't carry their weight with the two of them there they should just give up

>>543524742
>more Japanese than zzz
ZZZ isn't Japanese

>>543510519
Remove 4 6 7 and 10 and Mihoyo games will disappear from the list, except for maybe ZZZ
I don't know why they're very popular there. There are plenty of other F2P anime games

Do (You) like Evelyn?
https://files.catbox.moe/aiklln.jpg

>>543510253
>>543524734
>>543524732
>>543524742
>SARSSS-machine predictions using AI

>>543524707
>Phys S-Rank attacker when

>>543524898
I can play your pokeslop on PC for free. But ZZZ is free too, and not garbage.

>>543524989
Exactly, pokemon is simply the better game

>>543524837
It's absolutely fair no one cares about Hugo

>>543524995
Manato is my go to fire dps now.
Way more fun to play than Evelyn.

>>543524508
>Pokemon z-a is a better game than zzz
The bar is very low. Was ZA that bad?

>>543512371
I only look at his disc drive sets for optimization. Otherwise his tier list is subjective

>>543525037
Wife

>>543524224
it was great, everything after 2.0 has been good

>>543525045
Pokemon is a paid game for a reason, because it's actually a real game and not a gacha shit casino simulator. And it's actually japanese

>>543524645
kind of insane how this game is going to make them another billion dollars. Those patents are Nintendo's most valuable assets at this point.

>>543525058
Is that why you came here to shill it?

>Pokemon is a real game
No

>>543522791
I love Seed but not enough to roll for her wengine. Hope she can find it in her heart to forgive me.

>>543525045
Kek based
>70 dollars for this shit

>>543524732
Your opinion is shit. But the coming to terms and pushing on is still great. Way better than seed's slop

>>543525238
No I'm just pointing out facts because you retards love shitting on pokemon for no reason and out of nowhere

even their slop makes ten gorillion dollars... lets not anger the tendies

The only good thing about ZA is Mega Scolipede, yjk there'll be a lot of porn of him

>>543524645
Mega Starmie is fucking hilarious sorry

>>543525037
Shit you're probably right. So the 2 options will be a VH and the KOT. What a gap.

>>543525338
You bought a game to stare at walls?
>>543525428
Exactly, know your place

>>543525383
Why are you sigling out ZZZ players in particular? Everyone is shitting on the game in case you haven't noticed.

>>543525383
>for nor reason
LMAO
bad bait

>>543525429
regular scolipede is way more fuckable
t. donutgod

>>543525551
Well no shit, I've been busy

>>543525551
because my previous shill games aren't getting the (you)s I so desperately crave anymore. I need my fix.

>>543525707
Hope you get paid for that at least.

Random octopussy jumpscare.

Also I removed her tentacles with a mod and her ass jiggles like crazy

Imagine trying to pick a fight with the biggest franchise on the planet, you already lost hoyoshills

>>543525839
>I removed her tentacles
NOOOOO

>>543525131
>Way more fun
What? His whole playstyle boils down to
>DA>mash
>QA>mash
Mind bogglingly. I'm not a huge fan Eve's playstyle either as her "fun" aspect only comes in short tiny bursts

>>543509208 (OP)
Good new for Jufufuenjoyers

Lucia is projected to be the 3rd worst banner of 2.0
behind Seedflop and Orphieflop

>>543524508
>Pokemon z-a is a better game than zzz
funny how even Asmon thinks this is true and no one is hating on the new pokemon game more than him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YJ5SqdJr_w&t=488s

>>543526041
By whom

>>543526041
Banyue will take the crown soon

>>543525585
But imagine both of their donuts and flares, think of the potential.

>>543526041
But that is bad...senior fufu's season is failing...

>>543526063
He wouldn't say this if he tried 2.X kino

Is Komanko Manko based on some Japanese or Chinese folk tale, like Momotaro or something? The game keeps repeating his full name, like if it's something meaningful. But it tells me nothing.

>>543526063
Thanks I feel better about myself now knowing I don't have the same tastes as the roach king.

Did you /vmg/jeets get banned from Stella Sora threads? Go back.

>>543526063
Zzz is simply the worse game

>>543526116
by wuwasaar mental illness

>>543525839
That's a hate crime

>>543526063
does zzz live rent free in this guy's head

>>543524645
already looks way more complex than ZZZ
should I try it?

>>543526041
But the spending event????

>>543526343
Jeets play f2p trash like zzz while white men play Japanese kino like pokemon
>>543526476
Just buy it, it's better than zzz in every way

>>543526343
No wonder the main schizo's and jeets have been mostly quiet

>>543526554
nobody wants the DOGSHIT skin

>>543526476
>already looks way more complex than ZZZ
It is since it is a "real" game but it isn't worth $70. ZZZ is an extremely shallow action game but also free

>>543526456
I bet it's pretty spacious in there with how little he uses it

>>543526704
wrong the cockroaches have occupied the place for quite a while

>>543526278
It's a reference to Koma Inu, a guardian lion dog.
Ban Yue is also a reference to Koma Inu.

>>543526456
>does zzz live rent free in this guy's head
He thinks Wuwa is the best gacha game and much better than many real games so take a guess

>>543526278
He's a Jojo reference.

>Banyue will use Aizen voice actor
>Qiuyuan will use Urahara voice actor
The Ultimate battle!!!

>>543510305
what the hell is essemble stars? above minecraft even

>>543525839
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD PFFFFFFFFTTT

>>543526456
It's a trannoid discord shitposting on both zzz and wuwa. Sometimes they post scat, sometimes they post cp. Ignore them.

>>543527052
A gacha about twinks singing. It's mostly for women.

>>543526760
him being a flesh-mech for an army of cockroaches explains a lot.

I work at the ER and fufu just came in with a fractured skull...

>>543526041
>the 3rd worst banner of 2.0
It is the worst. Imagine having Vivian skin running at the same time and still flopping

>>543527208
I did it

>>543527208
Can you call Suibian temple when she's fully healed? Banyue shifu is gonna come fetch her.

>>543526041
I was trying to get m1 vivian but lost to kot. Lucia didn't even cross my mind since I can still clear DA and SD with the panda on shifu team. But I'll take the pity yidhari out of it

>>543526554
You don't need to spend anything to get it.

LUCY
SEX

We need more animal based Ethereals.

>>543527551
I can hear the tagalog in this post

>be me
>get my gf to try zzz so we have one more common interest
>she starts pulling for men, shipping them between each other and insisting that wise takes it from manato, lighter and everyone who’s got a dick
>checks /zzz/ and its full of fags thirsting over manato

Has this game target audience changed?

>>543527275
Nobody cares about DOGSHIT and her skin

>>543526278
It's just a japanese thing. Consider how often you hear characters in Bleach scream KUROSAKI ICHIGO.

>>543527727
That's just your dad screaming at your mom how much he wish she didn't have you in the background

>Lucia
cringe
>Luciana Auxesis Theodoro de Montefio
kino

>>543527893
I'm sure this made sense in tagalog

More like pagalot

>>543527841
When is that ugly whore finally running? I want a savings patch

>>543528058
Another one? was 2.2 and 3 not enough?

>>543525721
>>543525935
>
imagine paying 70 dollars + 30 for that slop KEKAROO
I pity Pokemon fans, the girls are hot tho

>>543527893
>he wish
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Is this good enough stats for Manato?

>>543528130
We all pulled for Seed and Orphie

>>543528130
None of these are saving patches shitskin

Does anyone have photos of the spook shack girls at the end of the event but before you talk to manato? When they're facing each other? I missed my chance to take pictures of them surrounding the camera and I don't want to start a new account just to replay the event. I'm even trawling fucking hoyolab but all the pictures are of the lineup at the very end.

>>543528212
probably yes if your engine is maxed for extra crit yes

>>543528202
Your dad's a she?

>>543527551
I didn't want to spend my f2p rolls on it so I bought 180 rolls and got it out of the way so I can stay f2p and roll for who I want after 2.4

>>543528143
>imagine paying
Yes, no one other than japs is paying so?

>>543527802
Why else would they make the men so good? We get cardboard with boobs like Yixuan and the girls get characters.

>>543528328
it's only w1 :\ wish lucia gave some bonus crit, it's borderline criminal that he gets no crit from his core skill ups

>>543527720
only if they get cock mods

>>543526041
Banyue is going to make a total revenue of 43$

>>543528265
someone posted this in the previous thread
is that what you mean?

>>543526041
>Vivian
>Vivian skip spend event
>Support
This is easily the biggest flop in the game. Can't wait for Yidhari and the robot homo banners.

>nobody even bothers to feed yous to jeet so the brown creature is samepagging sadly
lmao

hati sexo

>>543528703
>punching down
I didn't take Youknow for a coward

>>543528680
Almost, if you go up to the group before talking to manato they will all look into the camera when you open photo mode. I, foolishly, went back to talk to manato before taking my pictures, triggering this cutscene losing this arrangement.

>>543528886
Wow, it's worse! What a surprise!

>>543528886
japanese gods love thick white women

>only need 1 more copy for M6 Manato
I'm outta pulls... Hope I can get it before banner ends

>>543529617
Impregnating that brat on his head

>>543526041
>>543526139
>>543527275
>>543528648
>>543528703
>SARSSSS-machine predictions using AI

>>543529617
Same, debating if I keep going for his ball or not I pulled 3 piper ones going for it and I don't want to get Lucia's by mistake..

>there are people who spent three hundred rolls just to pull 1-2 Manatos
Fucking hell, building A-ranks is a torture

>>543529617
You'll be able to get him in the picker soon enough

>>543529836
I lucked out bigly and got his ball in 8 pulls

>>543529995
Damn, congrats bro. Praying I get it within the next 10 I'll dump in that banner before stopping..

Fufu's insurance deductible went up again...

>>543529903
Yeah the whole "you can m6 an a-rank" has always been bullshit. You know youre guaranteed the S-rank eventually. In theory you might never ever pull the a-rank

>>543529993
What picker? Did they already announce one or just speculating?

>>543512020
Sorry the genshit intern needed some designs to cannibalize and put more layers of cloth onto plus the same pants as 3 other characters and call it a day.

>>543530304
The one you get in the 24hr shop
You can select 1 a-rank every month. Manato will be on it once the banner ends

>>543527275
a very lickable Vivi

>>543530287
>Yeah the whole "you can m6 an a-rank" has always been bullshit.
People who tried to use this argument against Manato fans are disengineous little shits. My friend told me that I'll get his M6 in 60 rolls and I've ended up spending around 300 to get his M5W5.

>>543530304
This >>543530534
Hope you saved some residual signals, homobro

>>543530645
Everyone knows that
Ask a waifu fag if they'd like their waifu to be a a-rank and theyll shit their pants

>the lowest selling banner is always the next one
and niggas here will tell you the game is doing fine

>b-but muh m-machine predictions
the point isn't comparing it to other games retard, the issue is that each new ZZZ banner ranks lower and lower compared to how it did in its past banners which actually used to rank decently on mobile
so except if you're delusional enough to believe 90% of the mobile playerbase migrated to consoles/PC, the truth is that ZZZ is on a death spiral already

>>543531025
IF ONLY WE SECURED MORE JP IPHONE WHALES
O MY SCIENCE

Pixeled Bun Cun

>>543531025
>the point is that I am brown-machine predictions using AI

don't care, eating melon.

I'm sorry....I'M SORRY

>>543531025
the net reboot will save us for sure

>>543531247
>SEED when she realizes Lucia outsold her entire banner in 24 hours

>>543531247
>>543531131
>>543531314
>>543531362
>the next angelo raid will do it sars--machine predictions using AI

>>543531025
lmao

>>543531025
Thats what happens when you take an objectively good game with a good theme and just shove chink wuxia bullshit into it
Im sure generic weeb waifu will save the game