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>>543801867
I still get pwned by coin flips though. I try to avoid teams with shun because they are too inconsistent to fight against
>>543801774
yet another girl I have yet to UE

>last bracket everyone was attacking me almost everyday, pushing to 500-600 ranks
>this bracket someone ocassionally attacks me and pushes me to 200~
comfy

>>543802132
I only care about her massive tits

>>543802132
we going back on time

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>543802219
we know, Hoshino

What if Nexon fulfilled the wishes of every ritualposter? Would Blue Archive be a better game?
>Suzumi gets an alt [X] COMPLETE
>During a new story, sensei cooms inside Seia, getting her pregnant
>You can now marry any student you want as long as it's Fuuka
>Azusa gets a new banana suit alt

Paruru was right.

>>543802003
i tend to lose more attacks when i field a Shun than when i don't.

Can't we just skip this season and go straigh to urban?
I want to use Miyako and S Hanako again

New prefect team member!

>>543802563
>>543801863 (OP)
I want to impregnate this brat so damn bad

>decide to watch today's pvp to see how cancer this season's pvp is
>it's cancer indeed
>also Iori wins two fights for me while almost dead
Fine I'll lick her feet.

>>543802003
then do marina instead or wait for next jp season

>>543802508
sex

>>543802705
You know, we've never seen the Thunder Emperor and Pina in the same place......

>>543802654
Still too big

>>543802705
Based Pina enjoyer

>>543802928
Quite literally lore accurate
Only true coconutfags appreciate it

coom in Nozoom.

>>543803182
There is still about 10% more fat than necessary, it's even more noticeable since it's zoomed in

New PoE 1 league looking pretty nice!

Everyone in my bracket is still using last season teams

>>543803468
add the halo and she's perfect

>>543802389
We know sensei

Marina and Hoshino isn't working for PvP. I log in to see I've been beaten back out of top 100. Then I climb back up to 20-40, only to be beaten back down out of top 100 again the next day. Does Reisa really make that much of a difference on defense?

Blue Archive CHADS topping all the other gachas.
https://litter.catbox.moe/odgxzmygcsensa6f.mp4

>>543804071
Stupid question, does your defensive team match the offense one?

>>543803836
retarded nigger

>>543804071
Top 4 (on jp) is all Marina for me

https://x.com/noshi_leyu/status/1981377706341416999

I gotta start saving these gifs

>>543804269
imagine defending this garbage. I don't care if the original artist drew it, it's shit, simple as

Hina Poolina

>>543804071
It depends on what DPS you use in your defense and their position. Also, the investment because if your defense team has low stars then it doesn't matter what defense you use because anyone will just destroy it with a maxed Iori or Kuroko

>retarded niggers who play CS2 are offing themselves
when will baggots follow suit?

Hina yogurina

https://x.com/PrincesssArisu/status/1980622446459019482

What's going on with zoomer memes these days?

>>543804253
No, I shift my offense around rather than brute force it.
>>543804595
Saori and T.Shiroko/Iori mostly. I could UE40 Reisa immediately, but then I'd have less than 500 ligma left in the back and I'm not fully convinced its worth it.

Crocodilo Hinadilo

>>543803789
>>543804853

https://magma.com/d/UVxsg0TalV
https://magma.com/d/UVxsg0TalV
https://magma.com/d/UVxsg0TalV
Are you not gonna join the halloween aggie?

>>543804962
It's not worth it, unless you're a PvP autist. Reisa has some uses in raids, but even for Perorozilla a low stars Natsu or Kanoe might be better

>>543805426
Nope

>>543805426
nyes

>>543805426
this nigger shit needs you to make an account so no

>>543805751
You can hide that stuff with the dev console or ublock

/bag/, how do we make Red Winter popular?

>>543805918
>how do we make Red Winter popular?
Meru alts

>>543805918
Microbikini cherino alt

>>543805918
Get rid of Cherino, Marina, and Meru

Was the other Chokmah(blue?) also this easy? I gave up trying 50 on that one, but I just cleared yellow 65 ez pz. Just whacked it with [MN]eru, no thoughts or strategy, and it died. I know it's not impressive, but I think I can get my first 74 this week. Might be I didn't/don't have any blue DPS nearly as good as uNeru.

>>543805918
Gotta be willing to get the story away from Cherino, introduce some new clubs, be willing to mess with the status quo, really shake things up with it.

Do you...borrow students with or without their relationship bonus?...

>>543804916
Here's your millenial meme boomer.

https://x.com/JustJoeLigma/status/1980985386290843666

>>543805918
Fix marina art

>>543802774
>or wait
No. I want my comfy top 10 with 0 effort back. Who would I benefit the most from? Reisa or Marina? Reisa is 4* already. Marina 3*. I am willing to invest up to UE30 because I have other girls I have to build for set

>>543806118
my girl Meru did nothing wrong

>>543806216
Higher attack is always better, unless you're using some specific TL that requires low damage in a certain phase

>>543805918
They had a chance with Takane but then blew it
Honestly, removing Cherino's mustache and making her more benevolent would be a great start, the china event earned her points but not enough. Tomoe not becoming even a bit more popular through horny power after that alt is ridiculous though

>>543806153
I did 49 on auto kek. maybe I'll try to go further since for once I have good students for it (my Saibas are maxed)

>>543806431
>Meru did nothing wrong

>Well, the biggest surprise this time isn't Shimiko's determination, or the love story, or Reisa's otaku-ness, or Suzumi's dark past or personality, but this character portrait. In my opinion, the most melodramatic character portrait in Blue Archive history has been born. However, instead of hiding one eye, it's hidden by a wing...
>I heard the sound of my maiden gauge bursting

Do you agree?

>>543803474
I love the GDD. Seeing them dance always cheers me up.

>>543806676
did I stutter?

Fox HATE post
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Fox HATE thread
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Fox HATE board
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>>543806153
Even without any DoT?

>>543806216
It's included, but only that specific version.
E.g. Borrowing someone's bond 50 track Yuuka will include the bond stats of the track alt but not the base alt

>>543806419
I say wait because the next jp pvp season is coming soon and you can see which one of these 2 can still be used there and make a better investment

>>543806153
Mika is too stronk

>>543806684
Who are you quoting?

>>543806859
Miyako is ugly and reeks.

>>543806926
>[MN]eru
That meant Meru and Neru. Meru has good DOT, Neru(Uniform) for dps.
>>543807092
I didn't use my Mika actually, since he has that crit debuff.

>>543807114
The voices in my head

>>543805918
More Momiji.

>>543805918
I’ve got a girl who can do just that.

>>543807181
shut up youre ugly

>>543805918
Add a couple of girls, have an event that doesn't star Cherino too prominently. I don't dislike Cherino or Red Winter, but they won't get a better reception as long as every Red Winter story amounts to "muh Cherino tyranny".
Have some lackadaisical girl in the Labour Party who gets on well with Shigure.
Have some sort of artist-y type that isn't a fujo. Maybe something like a Russian ballerina.
Get Tomoe doing something that isn't too Cherino-oriented, get Marina doing something other than being one of the hottest women in Kivotos (but don't stop her doing that).
Have some decent interactions with other schools.

>>543805904
You're missing one pretty important sex fox...

>>543807114
Some guy on twitter

>>543807551
Worst rabbit, fitting for the garbage taste like yours.

>>543807294
What does the crit debuff do, doesn't Mika have 100% no matter what?

hp2vt

>>543806684
Who are you quoting? But yeah, doing the cute little wing thing on the sprite was such a great move. Bit of a missed opportunity that we've never seen it on Koharu iirc, though I think she does that on the summer chibi. They gave so many students non-human features, they should come up more in the sprites.

>>543807643
who do you like huh? please tell me your good taste.

>>543805918
little girl soviet kino

>>543807637
Then yeah, it's pretty lewd, I honestly expected Koharu to do it officially first

Love chan...

>>543807294
I tried Neru and Meru today for the first time as well, surprised at the results just like you, both UE30 yet handled it great

>>543807598
>get Marina doing something other than being one of the hottest women in Kivotos (but don't stop her doing that).
They already did that.

>>543807984
I like boys. I wish this game had male students

>>543808301
FAGGOT

>>543805918
Kill cherino

>>543808398
And proud

>>543807598
Cherino tyranny would be funnier if they didn't always treat it as correct. Its like a less funny version of Makoto's fumbling, at least Makoto eats shit occasionally and is mostly boasting to herself. Cherino, her three sapsuckers, sensei always takes her side, everyone fears her power and control even if its based on nothing, she's always the protag of red winter, always wins, always comes out ahead, she's like Makoto combined with the bad aspects of Hina. A character who has way too much presence and wank even if it doesn't serve the story at all, and everyone treats her as correct and takes her side even when she sentences children to live in a death shack, sends all the chefs to the gulag, and destroys library books for fun.

>>543807598
you seriously overestimate Marina, she barely has any fans

>>543807723
He starts with 300% critical damage resistance, so crits basically do normal damage. It goes down each time the reactor hits 0, but I thought maybe Mika wouldn't do too well so I used Neru. I'm noticing now she's in a bunch of the F99 teams, so I guess I was wrong.

>>543805918
Less of Cherino being a tyke-sized tyrant, she is the same joke over and over and repeating it doesn't make it funny. Let characters exist in the setting without orbiting her or her influence, it makes them come off as shallow.
The inter-school relationships are the best writing that RW gets because they involve something more intwreating than simply repeating the same Cherino jokes.

>>543808301
actually kys and go play your fag gachas.

>>543808301
there's a bunch of gay(or rather yume) gachas out there that might fit your taste, why change what's already peak and turn it into a mixed mess like hoyoslop, why not just play those games instead

>>543805918
Cherino and Kaguya Peking opera Event

>>543808745
>fag gachas
>playing gacha with only one available sex.
?

>>543806689
Based!

>>543806153
How many blue DoT dealers you got? There are a lot more yellow DoT students that are accessible and while they don't benefit from crit you do get to benefit from type advantages.

>>543808301
>>543808930
leave lol

>>543808745
kill yourself retarded nigger

>>543808930
>playing mixed toilet gachas with a cesspool of a community
good thing BA devs werent retarded enough, they may be greedy fucks like any other gachas but holy fuck it would have EoS'd already

>>543806684
I remember thinking it's really cute when I saw fanart depicting this way back. Glad the devs did it themselves.

>>543805918
They're the most one-note school, and that note is "Remember Katyusha and Nonna?"
The most prominent Red Winter character outside Cherino's retinue is Nodoka, and she suffers to some degree from being possibly the worst student (GAMEPLAY-WISE) in the game. Yeah, that shouldn't matter to appreciation of her as a character, but many are going to find it harder to attach to the one girl they can never make use of. Minori's great, but she has basically no relationship with... damn near anyone.
Maybe have a fun event where Shigure focibly takes Nodoka, Minori and ONE girl from the Secretariat on a not-drunken road trip around Kivotos to loosen up.

>>543806689
Shupos were on that train...

Taste the back of my crystal fist
Taste the back of my crystal fist
Taste the back of my crystal fist
Dog of the reservoir
Causing friction

Ok but why does she only have one wing?

>>543808930
>>543809213
kys troon

>>543809694
She's a mutt

>>543809694
It's cool

Pirate event when

>>543809725
wings belong to birds, actually!

>>543806689
fuck you alice you stole miyakos ost

>>543809773
When Odyssey gets playable characters

>>543809545
People generally like Shigure and Nodoka
Which only serves more to make people hate Cherino

>>543809694
She lost the other one while escaping from Arius

>>543808215
I genuinely don't get what you guys see with that design that I don't. She's still ridiculously hot, what am I missing?

>>543810047
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>543809694
mixed blood
Just like how Serina only has one feather
There's only a few pure bloods left

>>543810093
people don't like how pale she looks compared to her original sprite

>>543810093
The strange one is you, how is that lewd, hot or sexy at all?

>>543810093
>Unfinished digitigrade / hover foot that chibidevs had to invent
>Skeletal collarbone
>Washed out colours
Sprite looks unfinished as fuck. Her chibi, thankfully, looks sex.

>>543810170
So Mika is an überfrau

>>543808997
DoT other than QMarina/Meru doesn't matter before floor 75. The reason yellow is easier is because UNeru is busted.

>>543810093
Being among the secretariat still bathes most of her interactions and motivations to be centered on cherino, regardless of the alt's circumstances.
Sure she can be isolated for a 1-on-1 in momotalks but you have to get past that initial apprehension to get to that sort of character development, and of course it's behind the gacha so most people won't see that writing unless they get a spook.

Let's rape Makoto

ENTER

>>543810539
But she has the mind of a 6 year old kid...

>>543810408
since mika isnt technically a human how would her babies with sensei look?

>>543810093
The sprite is great but the actual art makes her look like a skinwalker. Same with gKaede.

>>543810619
Probably with their eyes

>>543810613
Our of 10!

>>543810240
>pale bombshell with legs longer than the Russian winter wearing one of the sexiest national costumes around
>How is that sexy?

>>543809694
I ate the other one

>>543810170
Holy shit. I just noticed she has one single feather

Sex.
With Ibuki.

im too stupid for this
is this the same as decreasing defense of a boss?

>>543810760
She may remind you of your slavic mom, but Marina is not conventionally attractive in the slightest

>>543810093
don't look at her feet

>>543810873
YES

>>543810898
No
and it does jack shit
use schaledb.com/calculator for exact numbers but crit damage res is practically useless

>>543810093
You do not have an inner monologue. You cannot imagine a realistic apple and rotate it. You cannot describe how you would feel if you didn't eat breakfast. You are an NPC.

>>543810619
The offspring of winged students are the little bird children.

I don't know how I'd feel if I didn't eat anything for breakfast because I always eat breakfast
Best I can do is speculate

>>543810898
Crit dmg res is crit damage resistance. It doesn't resist non-crit damage. Ergo it is not equivalent to a basic defense down.

>>543811035
NTA but I just tried to imagine an apple and it had Momoi's face

>>543809694
One winged angle.

>>543811179
THE CHILD

>>543810869
Shimiko also has small wing hair
Maybe Nutsu a bit
Trinity has a few subtle mixed bloods

Gehenna also has a lot of lesser bloods
Different demons have horns, tails, ears, wings, etc; only one demon has blood pure enough to have all four.

>>543811502
she shouldnt wear panties or shoes or socks

Volume 2 Chapter 5: The death of Saiber Momoi

>>543809878
It's not her fault! They never taught her about copyright.

"Sensei Sesnei! I also want to have six kids!"
How would you respond?

>>543810760
shit art

>>543811889
Pretty sad Mx2j went out making trash like this

I want to make some pure blooded kivotosian kids

Alice's big fat ass.

>>543806267
Much better

stop having sex with your students

>>543812138
That's a funny mushroom

>>543810696
>Our

>>543811875
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT

>>543811875
Take off my pants

>>543812138
@plana is this allowed?

>>543811889
lmao blaming Mx2j for the garbage color palette that they're using for alts. That's not on him as you can see by the alta released after he left

>>543811796
I'm gonna need sauce on that

>>543812416
nta but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHumf5VYIg

>>543811875
If you want 6 chicks living with us, I suppose I can indulge you.

>>543812138
I don't feel any stimulation from my nipples

>>543812442
thanks

>>543812138
my wives look like this and do this

thanks, Shuro

start having SEX on the beach

>>543811889
Don't forget the final insult

>>543809545
Minori will poison any event she's prominent in in the same way that Cherino does with hamfisted commie dialogue that got old after Ivan Kupala.

Nodoka and Shigure are the only two characters in RW with a good back and forth dynamic that can be leveraged in any event. Momiji can easily be salvaged. Takane had some popularity eons ago and can be salvaged too. Marina is the only secretariat girl that could work in any event without forcing event-ruining Cherinowank.

Ultimately the problem is with maintaining Cherino as the central figure of RW. An event that actually breaks the status quo for once and permanently demotes Cherino would be Cherino's best bet at redemption but that's not going to happen.

People who have a problem with Akemi just have low T

Had to spark Niya...

>>543813031
Even if mx2j made this bad on purpose Nexon still approved it and used it in yye game

gookAko is... correct... for once?

>>543813204
>can't achieve Demon Back
Akemi is a fraud

>>543813204
You have low heterosexuality

Reminder to all Nodakafags that the best RW event is the one where she is not there to ruin Cherino's fun.

She is a party pooper

>>543812194
No~

The Sumire+Akemi side story is some of the best of them all and I'm tired of pretending its not.

>>543813204
you have high Tranny

>>543813443
Nobody cares if that shitty brat is having fun or not

Stop posting marina art, it reminds me how her SEXO design is wasted on a complete joke character

>>543813639
Cringe ass nigga
He will never have Black Suit's aura

Its not that I have a problem with Akemi's character, its just that the design is fucking awful. Sumire is a fit girl that never leaves the gym yet she still looks very attractive, now look at that fucking mess of a character

Stop lusting after the janny
She doesn't do it for free

Red Winter volume will make the school and every student there popular. Trust the plan.

Please, post more Marina art, it reminds me how her SEXO design goes along with her dorkiness (just like 90% of students with a sex goddess body).

why is there a 1 minute cooldown between pvp battles?

retards we don't the image limit stop posting only text
GookAko39.jpg

why is there a 1 minute cooldown between posts

>>543814142
Stop mobile posting or having a dynamic IP

>>543814142
stop nooticing, goy

>>543813443
literally the only time this event is discussed is when people are shitting on marina's butchered sprite or gooning to tomoe's L2D
another cherino flop

Any post below must have an image attached
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hmmmm... nyo
fubuki.jpeg

yay it happened!

>>543814569
These idols must experience the dark side of idol industry

feed yo fish

>>543814569
bro fix that cafe

>>543814492
don't tell me what to do, i'm attaching an image because i want to

>>543814776
post your cafe

>>543814569
How come /bag/ never posts their cafe

>>543814907
because I'm a steambab and I just added furniture at random to reach max comfort

>>543814907
don't wanna get doxxed bwo

>>543814907
newfaggots please understand

>>543814907
Comfortmaxxers run this general.

Finished reading the new event. It was okay, 7/10. It's definitely made for Suzumi fags. Nice cameo by Mirai A bit too short, but overall pretty cute.

>>543814776
>he never had concerts playing besides the arcades irl

>>543814907
Because my cafe is barebones with interactible furniture thrown around and optimized for raising the affection of students I care about.

>>543814907
because it fucking sucks

>>543814907
i don't want to get doxxed

>>543814907
We're not GFL

>>543814569
im embarrassed

>>543805426
erotic...

>>543815262
Just decorate it more

>>543815262
Literally anon's room

>>543814907
I'll post my cafe after I'm done crafting these goddamn gifts

>>543815352
those are all the decorations i have

>only character who was actually worried about sensei
bros..

>>543813031
Would.

>>543814907
my cafe is literally just a bunch of shit thrown all over the place in order to reach the cum fort threshold, if i wanted to do interior decoration i'd have gone to school and got paid to do that

my cafe would look like this if it gave enough comfort

>>543815482
She uses a litter box and smells like pee however

>>543805918
people have shit taste in regards to RW, not sure if we can fix that

>>543815434
You'll get more

>https://x.com/NihahaXD/status/1981150596066578745
>Rabu doesn't have panties
FUCK

>>543813297
>Nexon still approved
>the other traitors* still approved
No, anon, Junghun Lee and Patrick Söderlund did not sign off on this.

>>543815858
she wears them under her spats

>>543815659
Same. Just an absolute trashfire of stuffing every furniture that has an interaction into whatever space I can find.

I want minori to scream into my ears with her megaphone

What? Kivotos has different timezones?!?!?!?!?!

>>543815858
We've known about her spats for years, anon

>>543801863 (OP)
Is this a reference to the various Precure dance EDs?

>>543816001
Kivotos is a country, not a planet

>>543813173
Minori's schtick can easily be toned down imo
I felt like everytime she did her rally shit it was justified (and funny)
her momos have none of that though

>>543814714
>800x1200

>>543816020
Why does she hold her skirt when she has spats is she dumb?

>>543816020
rabu fragranced C4...

>>543815262
that looks comfy

>>543815675
False.
https://img4.gelbooru.com//images/a0/1e/a01e13226bdaef042bdded67f035e14d.png

>>543815659
same, I just made sure to include the air hockey game for the wives (and the cat bed for the maids in cafe 2)

>>543816309
she's embarassed

>>543814907
Don't laugh...

>>543816572
this public space is not up to fire code

Rabu is just a grown up Junko

>>543816570
why must every cool student be le dork
i have dork fatigue

>>543816767
Teenage girls are all dorks.

>>543816562
Momoi the wagie

>>543816572
You can't stop me

>>543816705
Why is Kuroko happy to be dangled?

>>543816834
that's not Momoi...

guaranteed replies

>>543816705
i love that little kick

>>543808198
Rabubu

Is Rabu a strong student?

>>543816572
bro your anti aliasing

Newbie here. Why do the other members of Gematria except Black Suit have no fanart at all?

>>543817060
No, she's incredibly weak as highlighted in the post above you.

>>543816980
i bet she is naked under that

>>543816572
change the floor and it'd look somewhat decent

>>543817171
I hope so.

>>543817171
She's definitely wearing spats

>>543817118
Not spiffy enough.

>>543817328
can I sniff them?

>>543816912
because it reminds her of being dangled when she was shiroko
then she gets sad because her sensei is dead

>>543817118
Lack of story presence. They also don't got our back like Black Suit does.

>>543817168
What the fuck??

>>543811875
Okay.

>>543817118
Black Suit is our nigga

>>543817118
beatrice has a lot

>>543816202
Kivotos is Eastern Europe

>>543811875
>Sesnei

>>543816570
When are we getting Haruka's bunny alt in game?

>>543817567
the fact that this is now a very, very possible alt is making me very very happy

There's nothing wrong with Minori. You'd be constantly yelling too if you lived in a despotic shithole and didn't get your 4 day weekend.

Kill Cheringles

>>543815675
>smells like pee
are you sure that's not you?

>>543817931
But I DO live in a despotic shithole and I'm lucky if I have a 2 day weekend

I found a spent bullet casing on my walk at the park and it made me wonder, who the fuck cleans the streets when someone has a shootout? I can't even begin to imagine the mess of casings there are after a few hours.

>>543817432
>don't got our back

>>543818046
Then fight for your rights, Sensei.

>>543816767
They're childs

>>543801863 (OP)
I love my cute daughter and her silly dances.

>>543818162
I expected them to kiss, I'm disappointed

>>543817060
The utmost jobber
She's who the devs use when the need a low tier boss fight

>>543818243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQzVJfj6xxs

>>543818046
Americanbro...

Jumby my beloved...

accurate?

>>543817931
She also will make it so much worse for everyone if she ever gets in power. Fuck that cunt.

>>543818545
>memetexting outside 4chan

How do I get an evil Shamiko waif

>>543818545
>redditarrowing outside of 9gag

>>543818118
the dogmen do, who else?

>>543818135
The last time I went to a protest there was gunfire

>>543817931
Honestly props to cherino for keeping her around, nagisa would have imported a bunch of africans and romanians to do her same job for half the price and none of the noise

Any event that doesn't have sensei involved in some way is garbage.

>>543819041
The only time sensei doesn't appear are in mini stories

>>543819041
I like when Sensei's not there because i can just stare at the screen and watch the story on autoplay while eating soup without having to click on any inane, meaningless dialogue options

>>543819201
What about Code:Box?

>>543816493
Oh I thought

>>543819285
He shows up in the beginning and end.

>>543819201
code box didn't feature Sensei and it's one of the better events we got

>>543819281
I hate when they do those split dialog options that are very clearly a single spoken line.

Huh?

>>543819008
Nagisa wouldn't import a bunch of dark-skinned students and make the streets unsafe for Sensei, right?

>Tsurugi works this pvp season
This is a good pvp season.

>>543819474
Nonomi is a 4chan whistleblower

Bing!

Headpat time!

>>543819474
Say it

Don't forget to pat your students, bag

Why do so many students at Millennium speak Hindi?

>>543819480
She absolutely would...
She's exactly the type of narcissistic midwit that would...

>>543819281
I can eat your soup while you click them.

>>543819474
Irish inflection

>>543819640
The devs wanted you to feel seen.

>>543819670
Yeah, but what if someone rear ends him?
They'd say it's his fault for playing with his phone.

it

>>543819480
Anon, it does seem you are implying that dark skin students are more likely to commit crimes? You are aware that's illegal here in brita- trinity? We're gonna let this one go with a warning, but next one gets the JDF on you door

>>543819835
who the fuck playing BA on a phone? Fucking kids. Grow up!

>>543819614
okay

>>543819459
I wonder if the code monkeys are incapable of adjusting the size of the options. Like the game crashed whenever they tried to put a linebreak.

>>543819614
Bing!

>>543819281
>one hand to hold your phone
>one hand to hold the bowl
>one hand to use the spoon
??????

>>543819963
Can't use a pc while driving, so you miss out on dozens of gaming hours every year, use your brain please

>>543819593
>>543819635

>>543820280
driving where?

>>543820280
>while driving
kek

>>543820280
I would use laptop.

>>543820438
to work so i can earn money for pakeji

To work? As part of your job? To buy shit? To do wahtever your other hobbies are?
I drive upwards of 20k km every year, but then again i'm a farmer and i live in a rural area in the middle of fucking nowhere

>>543820280
>He can't hook his phone up to the car and play on the center touch screen
Buy a better car Sensei

>>543820741
I would do whatever she tells me to.

Ok, i ship them

What the fuck are you niggas yapping about now

Anyone have the originals of these? I want to remake them with transparent backgrounds.

>>543820652
>to work

This is why the roads are unsafe these days

>>543819659
So in the end Mika would had been a better prime minister...

coom in doom
rope in hope
good night /bag/

Phew, that was a long day of *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak* *tak*

>>543820962
If I could ride a bus or train, I would.

Look out, Michiru! Akari is playing Blue Archive while driving!

>>543820885
Im here to inform you that i dont have them.

>>543814907
Using the big pool obligates me to roll for swimsuit Yukari.

>>543821060
Night

>>543812925
What about SAX on the beach? B)
>*begins to wail on the sax*

>>543821015
Yes, crashing an burning in a blaze of glory is a preferable outcome to the rot of managed decline.

>>543821237
Did she deserve this?

>>543821237
wtf who thought it was a good idea to put 2 more wheels in the middle, but slightly above?!

>>543819897
Trinity is not Britain, because trinity has guns, all of them speak english, and they enjoy tasty food.

>>543820962
Nah, the main reason is that the government needs the geriatric votes so it lets all the legally blind mummies with the reaction time of an amoeba and terminal parkinson clog the roads going nowhere

>>543814907
>>543821292
Second floor.
I am one of the few people actively waiting for Geburah in a different environment.

>>543821521
>Trinity was Switzerland all along
Fucking Alpniggers.No wonder the actual hell based academy ends up looking less demonic.

my club is kind of dead, it has 19 members and the old leader hasn't logged in for about 3 months, the game automatically set a new leader who is active but he doesn't interact with the club at all.
i don't want to leave my club but i feel like i should

>>543820885
Why not just use Google to reverse search the images?

>>543821521
sometimes outdoors vehicles have the extra tires hanging outside so they're easier to acces in case of a rupture, so i think that's what we're looking at

>>543821679
is that SHE sitting down for tea and biscuits?

Oh boy, my first UE40.

>>543821772
I'm in some chink club for that sweet, sweet 10AP.
This place is your actual club anyway.

>>543821895
at level 86?

>>543821772
I joined one of the /bag/got clubs

>>543821521
germans

how bout i club (You), pal

>>543821895
Your t.Hasupai bro?

>>543822049
She's also bond 34.
This is kinda insane.

>>543822076
NOOOOOO

>>543821772
I'm in the same boat as you except I was made leader of my club which is dead as fuck but I don't feel like leaving it because it was my first club

>>543821772
The /bag/ club I'm in is at 49/50

>>543822049
Yes
>>543822143
What?

Who's that?! New student?!!

>>543822217
you could just rebrand it as a /bag/ club since you are the leader now lol

>>543822297
It's just a helmet gangster, anon

>>543821847
Imagine the potholes in Gehenner roads. Can you blame her?

>>543822376
So new student then. I heard a student from helmet gang got announced.

>Trinity isn’t Britain
They filled a fucking swimming pool with tea

AAAAAAAIEEEE IT WAS A TRAP I KNEW IT

>>543821504
your page is showing personalized trends served by an algorithm studying your interests. you have to switch to the globally trending section to see what's trending without customization

>>543822515
I want to drink it after Koharu has been in it.

>>543822515
Britain currently has neither the finances nor the know-how to pull off such a feat.

>>543820885
where did you get these from

>>543811035
I can do all that and don't see anything egregiously bad with it. You can nitpick literally any sprite like that and find something "bad".

>>543822603
The ritual fuck

>>543805918
Like all the other anons have stated, make Cherino a background character and give the focus to other students and make new clubs. Preferably give the attention to the best commie in the school.

the WHAT?!

>>543822778
She looks like a fucking zombie and the coloring is flat and looks inferior to the original art. it's not a nitpick when it's objectively inferior you blind bat.

Every chink event WILL revolve around Kisaki
Every jap event WILL revolve around Shizuko
Every RW event WILL revolve around Cherino

and you WILL like it

>>543822357
That might attract baddies from /bag/ though

>>543822923
Third on the left in the "Existential dread" hallway.

>>543822923
The Seminar rape dungeon

Suzumis event was this close to include Hina.

Iroha should get an alt

>>543823161
Hina derangement syndrome.

>>543822923
Koyuki's prison cell.

>>543823265
After Hina's next alt

>>543822151
Why? I'm level 77 and my studentwife is bond 38 and UE40. I didn't really find it difficult getting her to that point. I just made sure to dump all my gifts on her and use my Cafe invitations on her.

>>543822297
Wait when does it happen? BG color suggests it's Vol F, right?

Remove all Hinarrhoids

O-okay?

>>543823265
Many are saying this.

>>543823506
I can confirm this is true

Dolphin bros, give it to me straight: are the activity report pakeji decent value?

>>543823413
yes, VF-ch2-ep4 (i think its 4)

Not okay

>>543823691
Fuck no are you joking?

It's so funny that every student in this game either loves Momofriends or sees it as the weirdest creepy thing in the world

I'm gonna break my dick for makoto, brb

>>543823161
Magical girl Hina could’ve been peak…

>>543823691
It's an alright emulator

>>543823775
So Makoto fucks dark skinned zutt men

>>543819201
sensei do appear in some mini stories

SHE FUCKING DOXED ME

>>543822923
It's a room full of mirrors so that the girls can look at themselves from every angle while schlicking.

>>543823882
No that's Mohamed, I can see where the confusion lies, the names are similar.

You know what, fuck it I'll take the vacation, here's the other makoto image and the artist link.

https://x.com/tewaki2/status/1981306724608069655

>>543822290
track hasumi gets ue40 for free

>>543824081
Looks like sloppa ngl

>>543824081
Ohhhhh nooooooooooo

>>543824081
Thanks for taking yourself out of the gene pool and now the thread, bro. I appreciate it.

>>543823882
>expecting a blonde twink off doujins
is this a part of the mutt's law am not aware about?

>>543824189
too good to be sloppa. My sloppa-senses are not triggered.

>>543821815
I found Alice and Chise - I thought Chise was cropped more - but Kokona returns nothing and I can't for the life of me find the doujin it's from.

>>543822760
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//bag/#Exports
All divegrass stuff can be found on the wiki.

Talking about bans, I recently got banned on /v/ for posting a pic of pokemon boy crossdressing

He wasn't even nude or showing bulge, just a normal ass pic of a trap

Blue Archive

hey

>>543823691
If you work within a budget no. Anything that isn't that the monthly or selector is trash.
If you're a whale I'd say it's also trash. It's about 120 purple reports to get 1 girl to level 90, and you get 25 purples for 11 euro

>>543824365
Deserved. Should've perma'd your faggot ass.

>>543824157
I forgot she existed. Does that really count?

>>543824365
That's what you get for posting pokeshit outside of /vp/.

>>543824365
surprised you didnt go that far

>>543824365
leave lol

Just eat the pyros and do commissions at this point

>>543823752
>>543824391
Thanks. I make good money, but all I buy are the pakeji/selectors.
I wish they had another good-value pakeji, but I agree I shouldn't piss it away on low yield even if it's not a big deal

>>543824081
>womb tattoo
gross

Why is everyone from Millennium so competent, capable and useful?

They carried and contribute to the story really hard unlike any other school.

>>543824745
Shame GDD are a bunch of fucking bums. Neru hard carried them being a total badass.

Its literally Sensei's fault that Key looks like Metaton

>>543824745
Rio really went too far.

Honest thoughts on Arona?

>>543824950
I would much prefer kei's ball form.

>>543824745
all the other schools may as well be clown schools

>>543824365
>deleted
lmao

marimba

>>543824365
KWAB

Sensei listens to old ass music from the 2000s. He has an addiction to MP3s and CDs. CDeez nuts.

Thank you, Marina. I hope he got bapped hard for being a repeat offender.

>>543825076
Who's that?

>>543825337
Brapped*

>>543825076
Very kissable studentwaifu. I wanna hug her and kiss her.

>>543825076
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard

>>543825395
She does the brapping.

>>543825076
sex

>>543825308
I only listen to In the end by Linkin Park.
I really like that song.

>>543825634
Momoi deserved that

>>543801863 (OP)
NA club Arona#1 has 1 spot open

>>543825739
>that
She deserved worse.

Im sorry, was i half-sleeping, or 05 had, like, 5 actual lines of text and that's it? Literally less than a minute of reading.

>>543825665
>In the end by Linkin Park
Which student would have that as their theme?

I really want a ui gf irl so bad

Your student
The song that plays on her Gaia Online page

I prefer adult and mature Arona

>>543825927
Hoshino

>>543825765
damn brat.... seducing an adult...

>Hoshi
>Hifumi
>Maki
>Haruna
which one should I get?

Your student
Your ICQ number
Your asl pls

>>543814907
yes, I am a steambab who bought the highlander furniture kit twice. Totally worth it
1/2

Your student
Your Garena tag

>>543825880
Hoshino's delicious mosquito bites