Thread 544644537

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>544307337

Slow morning in /calg/opolis

I want to kiss my sister

>>544644594
>Maybe if they had a complete game, it'd be different
every pre-tcoaal nemlei game was a demo/proof-of-concept made for a game jam lmfaooo be serious

Kino.

>>544644774
you already did, you just don't remember (and your parents chastised you)

>>544645169
Anon what is this

>>544644537 (OP)
My wife Noelle is certainly the prettiest!

>>544641802
Who's ready for the release party?

>>544644537 (OP)
What is Noelle and Yule’s sex life like?

Julia deserves Za Warudo.

Ashley killed and mauling Julia to death.

Andrew kissing and cuddling Julia to death.

Ashley fucking Andrew's friend to death.

>Cuckshit
Sad state of hussytards.

karugo, I'm going to work nightshift but I have no mobile data left this month. Please promise to bump during 12AM-8AM GMT.

>>544650165
>not posting from work
NGMI

>>544650849
I can't because I have no mobile data left this month!

>>544650914
Where do you work that doesn't have wifi or computers?

>>544651361
india, probably.

What are the expected genetic benefits of sisterfucking?

>>544652205
White people

happy (early) halloween /calg/!

>>544652205
Does anyone have greentext pic about this or something? I encounter normalfags who'd sneer like "Incest?=enjoy your le Hapsburg deformed baby" every day

>>544652916
Boo!

Stick.

>>544655312
Stickley!

>>544654237
>>544655591
Cute halloween siblings!

>>544644537 (OP)
Happy Halloween anons. Nothing much, but here's my doodle

>>544656815
Cute art, I think ??? should be stuffed into the pumpkin

>>544656927
I think ??? should stuff Ashley's pumpkin

>>544656815
nice. i remember that movie. funny that Ashley is freedy

>>544656815
I love it

>>544656927
Someone should draw ??? wearing a pumpmin like this. (My artistic skills are equal to Ashley)

Are you ready for the surprise update tomorrow? Believe in your true and honest friend Nemlei.

>>544652205
didnt one of those old /his/ threads post a study that explained how widespread sisterfucking removes bad genes because only healthy siblings have kids that survive? but that only worked back when it was normal for kids to die young no matter what

>>544661615
Tomorrow is 31st.
If we're getting a devlog, it's far more likely to be on the 1st of November than Halloween. If Nemlei isn't going to commemorate her own anniversaries, she isn't going to commemorate an American holiday.

>>544662463
>an American holiday
Excuse you, it's European.

Any hopes or predictions for a devlog tomorrow or Saturday?

>>544661615
It'll be just about the only good news I'll get this weekend

>>544665924
What? Did your favorite sportsball team lose or something?

>>544667120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdzsxEKwCHc

>>544661615
>Even if we have an update will be more decay slop
>still no news for burial
Owari da.

>>544668368
HELL nah, bitch!

>>544668368
Ashley is adorable.

>>544668368
if the Graves were regular siblings
>"nah you look gross"
>Ashley slaps his shoulder or back
>he laughs

>>544670072
You are incorrect.

>>544670209
that was my dynamic with my sister (older)

>>544670350
>older
That's why, they gave you the wrong model!

>>544661615
>Do you realize- do you realize something?
>If the police department sees those body parts that you put in the damn freezer, they could condemn our apartment and we would have to move out of it!

Would've solved a lot of problems.

>>544675069
Based.

>>544647082
Yule only lets Noelle cum once a month

>>544676502
based, gotta keep them on a leash

>>544676502
That's why she visits me so often.

>>544676502
Yule makes Noelle cum every day 3 times a day. You have to keep the snow sprite on her place.

>>544670209
no, he's correct
only offer compliments when she's really upset or when she reaches a major milestone, that way she'll know you really mean it

>>544681559
BEHEAD ANDREW

>>544682402
Leyley needs to calm the fuck down actually

>>544682537
DESTROY ANDREW

>>544682402
He kept his word!! He friendzoned her with the gift and then she tried to trample over his boundaries like she always does.

>>544670430
leave nee sans alone

>>544664689
No

>>544684247
That's a child.

>>544684824
>was going to post this
>refrained myself

>>544684247
That's grooming.

>>544686007
Did he ever score?

>>544684247
why is she dripping? is she melting?

>>544686007
Fucking fly lips over here

>>544644864
Still mad at the Chinese Communist Party for this shit...
>>544645169
As cute as this is, you can't just causally post supposedly incestuous CP anon.

>>544652205
Lurk moar and find out

>>544652916
Though not explicitly clear, I can feel the haggotry oozing from this image. Are my instincts right?

>>544684247
Based

>>544646321
nomorashii...

>>544688201
She's a pervert and a degenerate, her body's preemptively anticipating what little bro will do to her.

Happy Halloween. I've been waiting for an entire year to post this.

Nemlei actually DOES want to give us updates and come down from her ivory tower or whatever the fuck she called it, but everytime she decides to do so, she takes a look at /calg/ (Nemlei lurks here as we all know) and sees a haggot post and sets the release back a month. Considering we get at least one haggot post every thread, we might've gotten Episode 4 by now! For shame, Nemlei. I didn't do nuffin.

>>544690489
Wrong.

>>544690489
Kitty kitty!

>>544684247
Nemlei will give us a big sister game next. TRUST THE PLAN

>>544693864
Big sisters have no narrative niche.

>>544694226
What is that meant to mean? I can literally think of a niche straight away: a respected female character. You know, like how elder brothers are a respectful male.

>>544695489
That's boring. Make the older sister a shameless hoe that needs correction by dutiful brother that is barely younger than her, thus fully exposed to all of her antics and harassed about it.

>>544694226
What is that meant to mean? I can literally think of a niche straight away: a respected female character. You know, like how elder brothers are a respected male.

>>544695489
Sorry, I meant romantic niche.

>>544695613
>Make the older sister a shameless hoe

Can this site go five minutes without absolutely shitting itself?

>>544695746
It IS and older sister after all. She did not have an older brother to look up to and guide her.

>>544695628
Again, respected female. Must you necessarily fuck something you don't respect?

>>544696298
This necessarily implies you cannot respect a younger sister.

i wish i had never played the game, because i'll only ever get to experience it for the first time once, and i'll never get to play it for the first time again. if any of you have the power or instructions to make me forget about everything that happened in the game so i can experience it for the first time again, i beg of you to share your knowledge or take action.

>>544678707
You think Yule is that much of a giving lover?

>>544686171
He looks like the type of dude to buy alcohol for teenagers to get into high school parties.

>>544696445
I think that replaying a game after not touching it for years and forgetting much of it is even better than playing it for the first time.

>>544696424
Ok. So what's the problem with loving your big sister?

In honor of Halloween, I wrote a short, scary story for /calg/
Seriously, don't read unless you wanna be spooked
The Coffin of Andrew and Renee was actually created by Kit9 without Nemlei's approval or knowledge. She will find out and cancel the release of the rest of Tcoaal out of pure spite and disgust.

>>544700184
that's not spooky, it's just cringe

More Julian stuff from @_RottenPetals_

>>544700398
That's vile

>>544699959
There is none, in fact it is the superior mode of love.

>>544701070
out

>>544699959
Nothing, it's just that from a narrative perspective in regards to romance, her being older does not meaningfully alter the dynamic, and in the cases where it does alter the dynamic it seemingly becomes a more diluted flavor of other dynamics that are not unique to older sisters specifically. Obviously this isn't universal, Tomoko being an older sister obviously serves to highlight her abject failure as she's smaller, unhealthier, and less overall successful than her younger brother. Romantically, you're talking about what is most probably an extremely narrow niche for older sisters to occupy uniquely.

>>54470129
>her being older does not meaningfully alter the dynamic
Yes it does, because this time the male is in love with his hero.
>it seemingly becomes a more diluted flavor of other dynamics that are not unique to older sisters specifically
Is that very dilution not a niche? What if you like the balancing act?

>>544701535
>Yes it does, because this time the male is in love with his hero.
wut?

>>544701618
Is the big brother in your ideal sibling romance not the imouto's hero?

Reminder that onee threads always die fast while imouto threads regularly hit the bump limit. That's why they come here to complain
Oneeggers seethin

>>544701867
He's a man, that's different.

>>544701924
But men have heroes too?

>>544700556
Ashpect Leytio wideley regarded as cute.

>>544702314
Male ones.

>>544702454
Joan of Arc is the greatest hero a country could ever have, lmao. And let's not forget the hundreds of millions who pray for St Mary's intercession.

>>544702632
Witch, burned on a cross.

>>544701878
What are you talking about?

>>544701878
What does this mean

>they don't know
Even I figured out what it meant within 5 seconds and I've never been exposed to that directly. You? Newfags.

'ley makes em seethe

>>544702632
They're both saints because of the miracles their intercession resulted in, and while their lives are inherently heroic, revering a saint as a hero is not the same thing as the connotation of a "hero" as a mentor or guiding figure in your personal life. You're just being ridiculous.

>>544702774
Her own executioner repented, admitting that he had burnt a holy woman: https://www.histoire-genealogie.com/Un-executeur-de-la-haute-justice?lang=fr
>>544703175
Joan of Arc was only sainted in 1920; she was very much a Spartacus before then and continues to be one outside of the Catholic Church.

>>544703610
Regret means nothing. Ash and Sinder. Death to the french, death to posers.

>>544703859
>sinder
>poser

>>544703610
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?

>>544704095
>sinder
I may have freudian slipped.

>>544700248
one could argue that cringe is a subgenre of spooky

>>544686171
He never had a chance...

>>544703859
>Sinder
i know what you are....

>>544703610
You're arguing tangents. Firstly, this isn't about a fucking saint and the face of the french armies in the hundred-year war, this is about a woman in your life that you personally know existing as your hero; more specifically, this is about how this quality is allegedly inherent to an older sister somehow or that her seniority to you is, in and of itself, a reason to hold her in that sort of regard. The latter is a patently absurd notion, as if your sister is such an exceptional person then her seniority to you has less than nothing to do with it. Clearly "my hero" isn't something special to older sisters, and arguably isn't very believable from the outset because men generally don't hold women in that regard barring extreme exceptions such as the literal mother of God.

>>544704450
You could not possibly know what I am, let alone understand.

>>544704459
>this is about how this quality is allegedly inherent to an older sister somehow or that her seniority to you is, in and of itself, a reason to hold her in that sort of regard
Or the character is written in such a way.
>The latter is a patently absurd notion, as if your sister is such an exceptional person then her seniority to you has less than nothing to do with it.
I don't understand? I could just as easily say the same with the sexes flipped.
>men generally don't hold women in that regard
And you were saying there is no narrative niche for them...

>>544704538
you're a punished pyro pup

>>544704696
You clearly don't understand the premise of the argument, so I'm not going to continue it further.

>>544704853
>writes intentional logical fallacies
>they make no sense
>take this as proof of victory then leave

>>544704973
You don't understand what an inherent quality is, there's nothing further to discus.
>Why can't a trout fulfill the role of a bicycle
>Because trout are fish
>Okay but what if you wrote a trout that had wheels, handlebars, pedals, and could breathe air?

>>544705103
You're the one making the ridiculous claim that Joan of Arc wasn't a hero or that guys cannot somehow look up to an elder sibling if she happens to be female.

>>544705325
k bud

>>544705381
>strawman didn't work
>"uhhhhhh k bud"

Hawk tua!

What would Andrew and Ashley do for a couples costume

>>544706017
Anal sex

>>544705941
No

>>544706017
They are a couples costume

>>544706763
tru

>>544706763
Real

Do you guys want me to forever ruin Coffin now or at the beginning of the next thread?

Do you guys want me to forever love Coffin now or at the beginning of the next thread?

Do you guys want me to forever love Ashley now or at the beginning of the next thread?

Do you guys want me to forever hate Ashley now or at the beginning of the next thread?

>>544708515
I swear to the gods, if you start pointing out CG errors...

>>544708893
Now and in the next thread please.

Always wondered what would've happened if Andrew and Ashley didn't beat around the bush and immediately asked about the death certificates or were honest about what transpired during the quarantine with there mom during the coffee scene.

>>544711124
They would have fucked up, as part of the strategy at the moment was to play dumb to get the money and the sacrifices. Andrew asked about that at the right time.

>>544708515
Now.

Andrew married Nina and lived happily ever after.

>>544714410
It would've saved Andrew AND Ashley

>>544714410
Nope.

Nina is a dilf enjoyer.

Welp, another day of trying to avoid fapping to Ashley, and another dismal failure. I thought that if I just fapped to something else, I could get the masturbating under control. Instead, I just kept going back and jerking off again and again and again until I FINALLY pulled up the Ashley images. Only then did I feel like I was done for the night. Three times. I fapped three times to not Ashley. And these weren't rushed faps either. I took my time, same as always. Yet, I just wasn't satisfied. All three times I came, it never felt like I was cumming down into my balls. It wasn't until the Ashley fap (number FOUR), that I felt like I came with my whole cock.
It's eating me, it's eating away at me. At work, it's all I can think about. I catch myself gently rubbing myself through my pants to the thought of her. I go without eating because I'm too busy pleasuring myself to Ashley. I need to get her out of my head

>>544712502
>>544708515
Nemlei's art style is My Little Pony.

>>544716081
That's it? What, is it your first time seeing snout noses?

>>544684824
>>544685192
sorry that was the only tokomocest i had saved on my desktop; the truth is there's just a hightgap

>>544716253
Shut up moon face

>>544716081
>>544716253
yes

Im still baffled that he remembers Ashley's name, but not Andrew's.

>>544716534
>>544685192
I think grooming your older sister sounds based to be honest

>>544684247
>>544716534
the manga was used to be good at first.... until the author decided somehow turn into a yurislop harem series and thus ruining the entire premise of the comic
but I still see tomoko as a socially awkward loser in my heart rather a lesbian magnet bitch

>>544718229
Failed nicknaming attempt, he didn't forget.

/calg/ I am headed for my night shift now. Please bump while I am gone.

>>544718229
he just forgor ((((

women are terrifying

>>544718983
older sisters are for obeying and comforting, not grooming
>>544720138
I relate to tokomo because I'm bisexual but I'm also terminally alone, like her. I only saw the anime so I can't speak to the yuri content, but it seems like branching into "wish fulfillment" as the series goes on seems like a natural progression; when it comes to yuri and incest, I won't chose a favorite
>>544721170
men are terrifying

>>544722836
Sex!

>>544723843
>giving andrew a boibortion after he got fagpreggers from friend b

DEVLOG TOMORROW

>>544724950
OF BURIAL!

bitches be making headcanon fanart of how andrew's and ashley's would look like when THIS is how it looks like realistically
>>544721586
>tokomo
it's tomoko, anon

How's everyone doing on this wonderful Halloween Eve, a day before we get our long awaited devlog

>544732525
naw

>>544729176
An American with red hair?

>>544720904
Done. No dying.

>>544729176
tomokomonokomonotoko

>>544720138
Nah I'm happy Tomoko got friends and didn't end up a sad loser all her life

>>544739109
I think people who get genuinely upset by yuri in a general sense are a bit unhinged; while I'm not particularly pleased with the whole haremshit development, there's only so long you can play "socially retarded pseudo-neet" before it gets tiring unless the characters' situation or their personality evolves.

>>544739397
Doesn't really work, surprisingly.

Happy Halloween, /calg/!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJRiBDudF_c

>>544740494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyo4owRt7E0

>>544740494
Happy Halloween!

>>544740893
That's a cute 'Shley.

>>544729176
the chances of having a malformed baby born from siblings are about 10%, aren't they?

>>544742954
That's a bit of a loaded question. The chances of any given recessive defect manifesting is entirely dependent on its carrier rate, but even something with a carrier rate of 1/4 (which is hilariously inflated from known statistics) you'd only get a 1.56% chance.

>>544743229
I love gambling. Give me more chances.

>>544743328
Well, for something like Cystic Fibrosis which among my genetic heritage (white western european, specifically English, Irish, and Scottish ethnic groups) has a carrier rate of roughly 1 in 25. Under normal circumstances the chances of two randomly-selected people from this population group producing a child with Cystic Fibrosis is .04% or 1/2500 children. By comparison, a brother-sister couple (also randomly selected from this population) is 6.25x more likely to produce a child with Cystic Fibrosis, which amounts to a whopping... 0.25% chance. For reference, you're slightly more than four times as likely to die in a car crash over the course of your lifetime in America than you are to produce a defective baby with your sisterwife.

Anyway, thanks for playing.

>>544743328
You, being a randomly selected man and woman both under the age of 30 with the same ethnic background, have a roughly 15% chance of having a child with some sort of genetic disease according to this.

https://www.birthdefectsresearch.org/primer/Gene-Risk-Birth-Defect.asp

It's too late in the morning for me to try to account statistically for the increased risk from being close kin but they give enough information that you could probably do it.

>>544744835
It's hard to quantify this because the primer's established figures are derived from observation rather than broad statistical analysis. This isn't to say it's necessarily wrong, but all sources from which the primer is established are explicitly acknowledged, the biggest among them being the berksonian bias (sick infants more likely to be thoroughly examined) and selection bias in the data which would overestimate major deformations (the 3-5% figure) and minor deformations (the ~10% figure). Basically, the primer itself tacitly admits that these numbers aren't reliable for assessing populations as a whole and merely denotes the observable rate of occurrence.

>>544745650
>>544743843
Man, I fucked that up because I'm tired. Essentially the issue with the statistics presented in the Teratology Primer is that they're not reliable for mapping statistical odds as they are relevant to a client (an expecting couple, for instance), a 3-5% chance of major deformations (using the primer's framework defined as: structural, congenital, results from abnormal development, has significant health/cosmetic impact, and is confirmed by findings) is a terrifying figure that would result in the human population rapidly devolving into an abominated mass of flesh before we hit the bronze age, and this statistical bias is explicitly acknowledged and documented.

This isn't to say the primer is useless, in fact it's rather exhaustive and well-established, but rather that its figures are to be taken with a grain (or a sack) of salt.

>>544745980
>>544745650
>>544743843
I hate nerd Ashley, just look at that poindexter

>>544746086
Excuse me? That's SMARTley to you, and she's a biologist you know!

>>544746181
Ah yes, the biology expert with her famous work about how humans gain strength from eating other humans.

>>544746465
>human meat contains protein and fat, the former is required to build muscle while the latter is helpful in fueling the body in a general sense
>when they first ate human meat they were likely in a starvation induced ketosis, which means that the fat would primarily be burned off as fuel in place of carbohydrates
>Therefore, consuming human flesh made both of them objectively stronger

This writing feels way too real to be just fiction

>>544746872
Iron overdose.

>>544747252
Not unless they're suffering from hemochromatosis, the body is otherwise really good at regulating iron absorption so this would only happen if they were using etch-a-sketch dust as seasoning.

>>544747369
>if they were using etch-a-sketch dust as seasoning
you don't?

>>544747429
>you don't?
I use crayon shavings like a real man.

>>544747460
Personally, I use plastic left to marinate in the sun's rays until it's nice and crunchy like a cracker.

>>544739340
Fuck off queer, yuri is gay

>>544749157
Lesbianism isn't gay because it's an accessory to a straight relationship, not an alternative. The garnish, if you will.

>>544720904
Thank you for bumping, everyone. Night shift is always made possible thanks to your racist coworker.

>>544749917
>homosexuality isn't gay
And to top it all off, you are a cuck

Devlog tomorrow!!!!

Oh wow /calg/ #500 is soon

>>544756145
Someone give him a bandaid

Finger your sister from behind
https://files.catbox.moe/9iv6l7.jpg

>>544758000
Checked

/calg/ we need more fucking inbreeding!

>>544758000
Andrew missed her asshole

>>544718983
>>544721586
>>544685192
https://nhentai.net/g/435995/
Sometimes, older sisters need to be shown what's up.

Do you guys ever make yo momma jokes to your siblings?

I think Nemlei is a Fennoswede or a porn addict, because "big bro" and "sis" are not ordinary forms of address in Finnish

>>544763456
>English game
>not ordinary forms of address in Finnish

>>544763456
>>544763570
"iso veli" and "sisko" are not forms of address in Finnish either. Sibling honorifics were an old fashioned trend in Swedish however

>>544763456
I think you should kill yourself, actually.

>>544763456
Do Finns call currency "bucks"?
In any case, "bro" and "sis" are definitely indicative of a writer's familiarity with siblinghood being primarily drawn from porn when it's used as the *primary* form of address. But it's not out of the ordinary for siblings IRL to use it for effect or as a joke, as it's done in that screenshot.

>>544767426
>But it's not out of the ordinary for siblings IRL to use it for effect or as a joke
I've never done that in Finnish, because my siblings have names. Andrew's reaction also "teach me, big brother" also suggests it is an ordinary term of address in Coffinland.

>>544763456
Anon, the use of "big bro" is obviously sarcastic there. He's mocking her

Siblings are cats

>>544767426
>do Finnish people speak English
Most of them do, yes

>>544768357
Okay, but the point is they don't speak Finglish creole, and are capable of adhering to the separate linguistic rules and norms of each language.

>>544769168
Sibling honorifics don't exist in English nor Finnish. That's why Nemlei must be a Fennoswede, as sibling honorifics used to be trendy in Swedish.

>>544769168
>Finglish creole
Dis bitch Ashley be TRIPPIN', cuh. On my momma, if this hoe don' chill, I'm finna wile out

Tiny ghost sister
https://x.com/AshleyGrav84480/status/1984243142888174033

>>544767426
>>544763456
If you learn in a different language you learn informal expressions too. It doesn't make sense to use your own informal expressions with english. Like idk what finnish people use for money, but imagine it was "bit" and they would say "100 bits" it won't make any sense. Especially if you learn english from US media, you'll start using sis or big bro even though it's not used in your mother tongue

>>544769864
People don't use sibling honorifics in English either!!

>>544769976
EVERY TIME THEY USE SIBLING HONORIFICS, IT'S SARCASTIC. THAT'S HOW ENGLISH SPEAKERS USE IT TOO

>>544770087
EVEN SARCASTICALLY THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN OUTSIDE OF PORN

We're all having a wonderful time discussing the incest game

>>544770141
Ok YOU'RE the siblinglet gooner or whatever you called Nemlei. That happens all the time

Thank you for the live demonstration on how Finnish people are autistic anon.

>>544770280
I've literally never ever ever seen it happen outside of somebody attempting to imitate anime/manga.

>>544769976
How would you know if you aren't from there? You hear it in sitcoms too. Even if it's as a joke, you would think that's how they speak irl too.

>>544770780
You're the Finnanon who said you never saw your parents kiss. Do you also think parents kissing is an anime/manga/porn thing?

i don't think there's archives of nemlei speaking finnish anywhere online, not even on the PL accts, unless i missed smth

>>544770950
Nemlei has never spoken Finnish or said she was Finnish. But ancient /calg/ scholars derived her background from this

And this

>>544770879
>How would you know if you aren't from there? You hear it in sitcoms too
Because Anglo pop culture is everywhere
>Do you also think parents kissing is an anime/manga/porn thing?
NO

>>544771716
Pop culture isn't the same as reality. Just because I watched Seinfeld or Friends, I wouldn't know how social life in 90s new york was. Also Ashley grew up watching TV and it would make sense that she uses "big bro" since she talks in general like a movie/tv show character

>>544773124
What fucking 90's movie/show said that shit?

Need Halloween posts

>>544773282
Friends used it when Monica called Ross "big bro". It wasn't serious, but how would a foreigner know that nobody actually uses that.

>>544773956
Because a foreigner can pick up on the fact that Monica calling Ross "big bro" is an aberration by virtue of it being nowhere else. Also Friends doesn't count because it's about New York Jews anyway.

>>544773836
BOO!

>>544774490
GASP! HUSSY!

>>544773836
Christmas in just 2 weeks!

Chances of timeskip Hagley portraits?

>>544774976
Unlikely. At most we'll get a drawing of her and Andrew together in a happy end. But IIRC, Nemlei's never done a timeskip before

>>544774976
Burial good ending kino

>>544739340
>>544749157
>>544749917
It's not even yuri, Tomoko's friends are just weirdos and the only actual lesbian is Ucchi and it's played for laughs

>>544776198
Tomoko should just fuck her brother, nobody wants to see her dillydallying with dykes. If you think scissoring is better than inbreeding, you have mentally diseased.

>>544776630
>you have mentally diseased.
ARE mentally diseased. FUCK.

>>544774614
What do they dress as for Halloween?

>>544776951
Yule dresses up as a child-eating monster

>>544776630
>>544776792
You are as stupid as Ashley

>>544777026
But that’s what he is without a costume, anon.

>>544777364
Yeah, but he's not wearing a child-eating costume, he's wearing a person's body

>>544777096
>"ThE GRimE SouL MuST BounCe On IT...."

>>544693864
I don't think Nems is a kind who'd like Older sister and Younger brother relationship
Besides there has never been even a semi decent Onee/Otouto works

>>544777962
>Besides there has never been even a semi decent Onee/Otouto works
If there's anyone bright enough to make it work, it's Nemmy.

>>544778249
Why didn't Nemlei make LU a hot bitch?

>>544778249
>>544778589
...or black?

>>544778124
If you brainwash yourself into thinking Lynn from Divilethion is a girl. Voila we now have Nems baked Onee chan

LU is black as fuck

>>544778912
>>544778817
Niggas Unknown would be a sick name for a hip hop group

Has Ashley ever read a book?

>>544779598
Ashley can't read

>>544779598
Of course not. She's not a boring nerd like Andy. Just look at him. What good has reading all those stupid books done to him?

No Halloween update makes me sad

OVER THERE
OVER THERE
SEND THE WORD SEND THE WORD OVER THERE
THAT THE DEVLOG'S COMING
FOR HOPECHADS HOPING EVERYWHERE

OVER THERE
OVER THERE
SEND THE WORD SEND THE WORD OVER THERE
THAT THE DEVLOG'S COMING
THE DEVLOG'S COMING
FOR HOPECHADS HOPING EVERYWHERE

>>544780661
It's not coming kek

>>544780770
Cope

I want to fuck Ashley

>>544781823
We know, Douchebag

>>544776951
Noelle would try to force Yule to wear a family costume and Yule would crash out

UP AND ATEM, /calg/

>>544783063
No. I feel sick, my stomach keeps bubbling. I wish I was dead

Tomorrow!

>>544785321
Do teenage siblings really?

>>544785321
Cope

>>544786680
no.. hope

>>544786453
No, that's weird.

Next chapter leaks:
Renee and Doug make more kids in hell
Entity takes them away and dumps them on Ashley and Andrew to raise them as the next gen of soul collector wagies

Nice Halloween devlog coffinkeks

>>544792934
Your husband barely loves you Noelle

>>544792934
This Halloween, Coffinkeks are terrified of an incomplete game
Whatever that is!

>>544795408
cute 'Shley

>>544785321
That's cope, but that Ashley is very cute.

Happy Halloween, /calg/. Decided to get the Jack O lantern pizza for the meme. Gonna be playing tcoaal in my Halloween video game playlist today.

>>544799075
Forgot pic, im a dumbass

>>544799582
you're willingly eating Papa John's? that's the scariest thing ITT

>>544800975
Better than Domino's

>>544786453
Yes, I used to hug my sisters all the time when we were teens.

>>544801613
wrong
at least in my town, maybe your local Papa Johns is less shit

>>544662313
link?

Bite your sister's neck
https://x.com/Sea___Lean/status/1984338867147931704

>>544805203
Why does he have a 6-pack?

>>544805463
That's how he looks like in Ashley's head

>>544805203
Seven rounds with Ashley...

>>544805463
Even skinny guys can have starvation abs, they're flat while a gymbro's abs are full and hard.

Imagine the smell of this classroom

>>544805203
What’s being counted on Ashley’s ass

>>544807304
The number of times she mentions how much better she is than hussies

>>544807304
Number of times she calls out "Andrew"

>>544807712
That is so fucking good. I love Candy Scabs and there is never enough art made for it.

devlog tonight right?

>>544810768
no

Ashley can't name 5 good things that aren't Andrew

>>544812530
that's a good thing.

>>544752435
Yeah it's cucked if two bitches swap my cum while kissing. Faggot.

>>544812530
1. bunnies
2. Toxisoda
3. TV
4. human meat
5. her revolver

Bonus: ??? (pending)
Bonus: her inbred kids (pending)

>>544813283
>???

Don't bet on it.

>>544770950
You missed. Without revealing too much information, she interacted with Finns in Finnish multiple times on her DeviantArt comments, I especially remember several replies with "kiitos".

>>544774976
>>544775709
>>544775761
Yall niggas are not ready for this shi

>>544814436
Ashley wouldn't be that unkempt. Apply yourself.

>>544797090
Now that is very black. Not like American rape baby nigger black, like true Yoruba tribesmen. Renee is my one black friend.

>>544807304
The number of hussies she's killed. Whenever she causes the death of a hussie she tells Andrew to get the marker and put another line oh yeah

Happy halloween /calg/ :)

https://vocaroo.com/15R0C4Eg1DMI

>>544814603
Maybe this is after sex, of before because it makes Andrew feral and readies him for mating. I have this?

>>544814945
This is even worse. Astrid? Really?

Merry Christmas, /calg/.

>>544815134
tardley my beloved

Happy Hanukkah, /calg/.

>>544815029
Ignore the rest of the AU, and the token heterochromia child. I think the design of this Momshley isn't bad.

Happy Holocaust, /calg/.

Yee-haw! Happy sportsball /calg/

Happy 9/11, /calg/.

>>544815531
Now this I can get behind.

>>544815531
what the

>>544814897
what are the full lyrics?

new essay dropped, unfortunately it's not Dandy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSmCheadKNA

I don't wanna.

>>544816123
>essay

>>544815029
you should respect the legacy characters, anon

>>544816123
>456 views
Kek what a bitch

>>544819374
give it a day

>>544816123
>commie narcissistic redditor
Oh boy, this is going to be something.

>>544814436
This is a miss

>>544814897
>nemlei get me out of this labyrinth
kek

>>544807304
Her cluster orgasms

>>544825473
>Her cluster orgasms
From being told she's pretty and loved, no less.

>>544807712
/calg/, you DID play Candy Scabs for Halloween, right?

>>544831258
I'm going to when I get home in an hour or two.

>>544825473
>Her cluster orgasms
her wut

>>544816123
DANDY, RETURN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

don't page eight me, i beg you. i'll end up in an icu.

Why the long face, /calg/? The devlog is soon!

>>544833425
I assume it's a made up women term about having multiple orgasms in a row.

>>544834016
It's possible too as a guy if you keep stroking that shit and maintain the correct rhythm

>>544815305
Remember when decay BTFO Jewlia theories

>>544836659
what theories did it supposedly btfo?

>>544836765
That she was Jewish

>>544836659
Jewlia was just a meme. /calg/ actually guessed extremely well how most of the character beats would play out.

>>544836949
*I* guessed extremely well.

>>544831258
Played it earlier this month. May even play again tonight cause I'm spending Halloween in

Could I get uhhhh the McSister

So we know from decay that Andrew never liked Julia in the slightest to put it nicely and considering her little more than a tool to use for his own goals.

In Burial will we see the other angle of just how he pitied her and considered forcing himself to be unhappy as a punishment?

>>544834016
Anon are you retarded

I did not like what happened to Valerie in the not-happy endings.

>>544829403
Ashley should be dracula instead of andrew

>>544838763
I always mix up Valerie and Vivian

This was cute though! Go play Candy Scabs if you haven't already, it's short and it's fun. In fact, go play it even if you have, you know what will happen if you miss The Void's birthday.

Death to those who have not played CS.

Bump

>>544644537 (OP)
Remember no Devlog

Burgers really carry this general, huh?

>>544845790
We need more AUSTRALIANS in /calg/.

3 hours until devlog

>>544815134
Sure.

>>544847290
probably not
doing this every month is unhealthy

>>544838047
He wasn't punishing himself per se, he wanted to make up for killing Nina in some way while trying to kill his romantic feelings for Ashley. He couldn't fall in love with Julia because he doesn't care about her, just his guilt.

>>544848569
Nemlei blue balling us is unhealthy!!

>>544848876
you're blue balling yourself

>>544770141
Yes it does. My sister and I used to sarcastically address each other as "bro" and "sis", mocking the awkward way movies have to immediately establish that the characters are siblings.

>>544848659
he couldn't fall in love with Julia so all he was left with was guilt*

>>544849030
He already had guilt before but dating her might had actually made it worse

Anyone else ready for the soul crushing disappointment when it hits midnight and there's still no devlog?

>>544849317
Soul crushing disappointment is my default state of being, so yes.

>>544849260
well yeah, but he went from guilt and the hopeful prospect of falling in love with someone other than his sister, to just guilt++

>>544837050
Ok Ashley you were right she was nothing but a Hussy.

>>544849260
Yeah, seeing the consequences firsthand will do that.

>>544850267
He also seemingly resents the fuck out of her for making him (make himself) stay with her despite all those bad feelings, and the pressure of playing the role of the perfect boyfriend (which she didn't want him to do.) That's probably where his cruelty toward her in the phone call comes from.

>>544849928
Why is it covered in watermarks?

>>544852028
Probably to avoid getting AI slopped

>>544852028
Because artists are self-righteous faggots

>>544852028
so anons like >>544852097 can't feed it into an algorithm

>>544852097
Pick up the pencil lazy ass negro

>>544852097
>more than 10 new art pieces posted in the thread for halloween
>none of them filled with watermarks
>shitty ass generalization anyway
you dumb but also stupid

I'm bored.
https://m.soundcloud.com/sen-pi/spooky-girl-8-bit-original

>>544850809
>playing the role of the perfect boyfriend (which she didn't want him to do.)
I don't think she would have kept their relationship going if he behaved differently. I think she liked the way he was (acting) because it fit her fantasy boyfriend and because of this (act) she thought he was good enough to iron out the problems. But her lack of experience meant the alarms didn't go off when he used her for sex and refused any form of commitment; instead she thought she could use the former to solve the latter which only seemed to make him worse.
She only looks back on it poorly in retrospect because of the experience she's gained, as a defence mechanism.

The phonecall yeah is resentment from being unintentionally forced to continue the relationship. I get the feeling though that the infamous "kick her teeth out" bit was actually to show that Julia loitering in his life had actually made her worth less to him than a stranger. An active problem he wanted to solve but there was too many strings attached to his own psyche.

>>544852372
I was going to post my art where Andrew becomes the vessel for Lord Unknown here, until I realized I forgot to save it right after finishing it. thus wasting all my 4 hours I've spent doing that stupid fanart

>>544853567
I don't think demons can do that in the Coffnverse or else they probably would have already from just how easy it would make their existence.

>>544853685
They probably can but only through a deal

>>544853760
idk again I feel like they would have already. SOMEONE had to be really dumb and make an open ended deal, and LU could just do it because he feels like it on his power level to any weak willed retard that summons him.

>>544853472
>I think she liked the way he was (acting) because it fit her fantasy boyfriend and because of this (act) she thought he was good enough to iron out the problems
She literally said she didn't

>>544854175
In retrospect after it was all said and done* read the whole thing.

>>544853949
>SOMEONE had to be really dumb and make an open ended deal

Y-yeah, who'd be stupid enough to do that?

>>544853472
>I don't think she would have kept their relationship going if he behaved differently

That depends. I think she realized he was being fake with her long before the quarantine and breakup, but she didn't know the extent of the damage. In her mind he was just appeasing her like that because that's how he's used to treating Ashley and Renee (which isn't entirely wrong) and she'd see more of the real him if she was just patient with him while he worked it out.

We know how "seeing the real him" would have actually ended, but she only truly started to realize just how fucked in the head Andrew is and how much of a sham their relationship had become in retrospect after they'd broken up. Maybe with more input from Jane and her therapist. IIRC as of Episode 3's start it's been almost a month since they escaped the apartment, more than enough time for her to do that kind of post-mortem.

Artists are still self-righteous faggots. Nothing has changed

You are still nonwhite and haven't used a pencil in 15 years.

Whiter than the "artists" in this thread. AI looks better than your scribbles

I steal art from patreons gladly without paying. Drawing art is a hobby not something you losers should get paid for.

Uh oh melty

>>544856670
>>544856853
>>544856947

>>544856149
That's kind of what I mean but in a less abstract sense. She just didn't know the extent of what was happening. But in a different way I do think she believed his doormat niceguy act because she didn't want to know better. eg feeling nervous around him and choosing to believe it was love.
She seemed to (at least outwardly) believe he was too much of a niceguy to even believe Ashley was at fault for the harassment even though she obviously was. Only in the very late stages did she seem to get tired of wanting to believe and almost clue in.

I think the big breakthrough for her was when she got thoroughly tired of the phone calls and applied just a tiny bit of pressure. Then Andrew created something from nothing and disproportionately responded in a way that genuinely caught her off guard and scared her.

20 minutes!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sooooooo where is it?

I hate early access games

Why is Nemlei such a whore?

Nemlei is a good kitty and did nothing wrong.

Get ready for the Christmas devlog!
https://x.com/shibal10000/status/1984383663501635993

Nemlei is a prostitute who licks smegmatic clocks sparkling

I guess we’re just not getting a devlog until the next part drops. If she was gonna do an update it would have been today so….its joever

8AM GMT 8AM GMT 8AM GMT IT'S HAPPENING

2027 for Burial seems more and more realistic

>>544863114
>2027 for Burial
2028 for Burial part 1*

My patience is infinite.

>>544644537 (OP)
>Halloween
>No devlog

Nemlei is genuinely retarded. She should have released a devlog even if no major milestone was released. I'm done with this shitty game, ffs

>>544863345
>I'm done with this shitty game, ffs
bye loser

Left side: Nemlei, Right side: the community waiting for news

>>544863273
Based, but not Ashleypilled.

>>544864053
>not Ashleypilled
Ashley has been nothing but patient with her backpedaling fuck of a brother. Sisters are bastions of stability. And cuteness, lots of that.

>>544863345
fake fan

Devlog in an hour.

I'm at my fucking limit.

Nemlei hates us

I trust the plan

Hello suckers. I have something to confess. I don't like incest and I don't like you. I got my money, and I don't want to continue working on this bait of a work anymore. So fuck you, and bye

>>544866089
If Nemlei hated us she wouldn't have made Ashley such a cutie

>>544866352
You should've drawn a hooked nose on that cat.

>>544866352
cute NemNems.

>>544868009
must.... gape.... nemlei...

Nemlei Nemlei Nemlei is a whore
Nemlei sucks dick lying on the floor
Nemlei gulps cum like it's cheese or honey
Nemlei already ran off with our money

>>544866950
Why hide it behind stereotypes when you can outright show it

>>544871257
That's an oddly formatted haiku

>>544871257
Pottery. This perfectly encapsulates the current ethos. I might cry right now.

>>544871090
https://files.catbox.moe/0jz32q.png

Nemmies is cute

DECEMBER THEORY HOLDS STRONG

NOVEMBER THEORY CRUMBLING AS WE SPEAK

Nemlei is a Nigger November

HOW'S THE NEW DEVLOG, GENTLEMEN?

NEMLEI IS A PROSTITUTE

This is where she's spending all her time instead of working on the game

If you're going to samefag troll and spam the thread at least dissimulate a little.

Damn sis, nice ass.
>smacks so hard it leaves fingerprints

>>544880249
But Nemlei IS a prostitute

??? really threw 3 pillows on a few carpets and called it a bed

>>544880376
https://x.com/AngelicalGuts/status/1984432640536297508

>>544880810
He's doing his best. I personally wouldn't be able to make a proper demon bed either.

>>544880810
Those pillows are as big as them but the siblings would rather sleep on the floor like ANIMALS!

>realized drawing was too small
>fuck it, bilinear upscale
Why didn't Nemlei just use an AI upscaler

>>544888341
Same technique here

Why were the Episode 1 CGs so much larger on average?

DECEMBER 1ST DEVLOG, CALLING IT NOW

>>544890842
Yuelle is underrated as hell, if they had a longer game they’d be more popular.
>>544892378
I’ve always thought December for a release date so hoping I’m right.

>>544893374
she would

>>544896075
Cute!

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

>>544901632
I will love Ashley's inbred kids

I thought Kit9 was meant to be business savvy. What the fuck is going on? Could we at least get some word about whether progress has stalled?

>>544905462
Why would you think that? K9 is Nemlei's dog not a real company.

>>544905462
just wait a more few days, dude
and maybe we can finally get a devlog as for why is taking so long

>>544905462
Kit9 is literally just nemlei and her boyfriend, the company never existed before this game

>>544905462
>>544906192
it's basically just a name change, i'm pretty sure they've both worked on it since the beginning, and that nothing other than the "company" name has changed since then, and the fact we can't contact them directly.

Surely the delay can't be any worse than what valve pulled with half life

>>544905462
Like the other anon said Kit9 is just Nemlei's dog and programmer. The whole company schtick is just a LARP. A totally unnecessary one at that. They're still alive tho. The game is on sale on Steam and Steam sales must be manually activated to work.

Nemlei will dump chapter 4 on our heads, much like how a cat dumps in a litter box.

>>544908815
>Andrew Graves in the flesh...Or rather in his sister.

>>544892378
Nems must give us something before 2026. We've literally waited fucking half a year without a single word

>>544909742
We've waited 5 months

When will we get the extra of andy and leyleys adventure exploring an abandoned cold war bunker

Nemlei can suck my fucking dick stupid little cunt

>>544905462
>I thought Kit9 was meant to be business savvy.
Kit9 is just Nem's fuckgimp. I doubt he's allowed anywhere near a computer.

>>544911931
no u

CaN wE HaVe A BeLaTeD haLlOwEeN dEmOn ThReAd FoR tHe NeXt OnE?

I'm not looking forward to the December census...

Give it to me straight /calg/, we're not getting anything before the end of the year are we?

>>544914593
You're getting deez nuts in your face if you don't stop doomposting.

>>544914791
Make me then, you spineless faggot

>>544914593
Of course we're getting a devlog next month.

>>544914791
I'll take it. It's the closest thing we're gonna get to Episode 4.

My sister made some sushi, it's decent.

>>544915075
>>544915194
Duality of a woman

>>544915218
Maybe I'm just a fatass but I can't get full from eating sushi, at least not without eating like 30 rolls and looking like a pig.

>>544915439
horny (tsundere) vs. horny (depressed)

>>544915541
I also eat a ton whenever I do eat sushi, you're eating it for the experience, not the nutrients

>>544915925
Ashley aka The Winner, aka The Queen. How many titles our girl has?

>>544915541
>>544915925
Just get a bowl of rice too you dips

>>544916998
>I eat rice with my rice
Do japs really?

>>544915541
>>544915925
ashley wouldn't eat seafood

>>544917618
She would if Andrew bought it for her

Is the anon who made a crossover of Disco Elysium + TCOAAL still around?

my old hard drive crapped out, where can I get all the sprites again

>>544918840
https://files.catbox.moe/0jz32q.png
URL hidden here so Kit9's lawyers don't see the links