Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:35:00 PM
No.544758858
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>>544760068
/hdg/ - Helldivers General
"Nerfed" Edition
>Previous
>>544692407
>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live
>MAJOR NEWS
Aug 26 ODST Warbond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7So
Aug 26 Into The Unjust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoE
Sep 04 Dust Devils
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw
Oct 23 Patch 4.1.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBW4NumlYHo
>LATEST PATCHES
Oct 23 1.004.100
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/538868565209514366
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:35:58 PM
No.544758948
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>he defends arrowhead
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:36:33 PM
No.544758985
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>>544759081
I'm joining team nerf
AP2 smgs feel pretty good though. BOO!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:37:52 PM
No.544759081
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>>544758985
You just got past level 50?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:39:34 PM
No.544759215
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>165 damage
>light penetrating (suppressed)
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:40:44 PM
No.544759314
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>>544783148
tfw no jack o lantern helmet
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:40:48 PM
No.544759318
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>>544759453
>>544759049
Defender really fucks once you kit it out.
It doesn't get assraped ergo like most other guns when putting attachments on it.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:41:02 PM
No.544759331
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>>544759603
>>544759134
>Slight nerf
>half damage at 100 meters
Also the "buff" doesn't do anything for reprimand.
The only thing it did was allow the reprimand to two tap hive guards when it could already do this. It has a shorter range to headshot devs. It is ultimately a nerf.
If you can tell me something that it got buffed for I'm all for it. But it loses breakpoints faster than it used to. So this is just a nerf.
Guess I shouldn't be surprised a swedish developer wouldn't acknowledge Halloween in their game.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:42:32 PM
No.544759453
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>>544759318
Yeah but the sway skyrockets. I usually put angled grip on it unless I'm on bots.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:43:48 PM
No.544759545
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>>544759804
>>544758743
Now I know why everything felt worse after the update while everyone here thought SMGs were so much better. You faggots can't aim for shit and only engage at literally <10m
>>544759331
>>half damage at 100 meters
>firing the reprimand at a target one h u n d r e d meters away
come the fuck on
>>544759545
They literally are beter at 30 to 40 meter ranges.
You know, the range where smgs are actually usefull to begin with and the range in which most fighting happens anyway.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:46:54 PM
No.544759829
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>>544759958
>>544759345
Swedes do celebrate Halloween. Arrowhead are just far lazier and less professional than the Swedish average. I actually feel bad sometimes for the semla eaters. They're mostly upright hard working people and don't deserve to be judged by their fruity game industry.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:48:22 PM
No.544759951
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>>544760172
>>544759804
the dotted lines are what they used to be
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:48:27 PM
No.544759958
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>>544759829
>They're mostly upright hard working people and don't deserve to be judged by their fruity game industry.
you're right, they should be judged by their country's other shitty habits
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:49:20 PM
No.544760038
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>>544759740
>fuckhueg hitbox
>literally stratagem throwing range
>/hdg/: brooo you can't be accurate at that insane range brooo you have to get into melee range that's how I do it!
Just about done with these console pub-tier shitters
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:49:35 PM
No.544760068
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>>544759603
100m is still quite short range
mid range starts at 350ish
long range basically doesn't happen in this game because maps aren't big enough and enemies have a pointless spawn range limit of 175m
still there's no reason to use any projectile that turns into confetti after a measly 100 meters lmao, reprimand got killed
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:50:50 PM
No.544760172
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>>544759951
So the other lines are higher in the ranges SMGs are designed for and where most the fighting happens.
Thanks for giving visual aid to the bufftoddlers though.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:51:03 PM
No.544760195
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>inb4 they start moving the goal posts again
>>544759740
>70 = 100
gunships attempt to maintain a distance of 65 meters to their target (remember, markers measure range from the camera, not thep layer, so third person artificially inflates range)
also at that range the reprimand went from needing 18 shots to a front engine to 24 shots. from shit to a bit more shit
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:52:05 PM
No.544760275
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>>544760337
>>544759345
Could've easily got another skull helmet what's wrong with them
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:52:53 PM
No.544760337
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>>544760221
>from shit to a bit more shit
So we agree it was a nerf.
Thanks anon.
>>544760275
I think AH only does edgy if they can sell it in the super store. They also only do content if it's already in the game and they have stats for it.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:52:58 PM
No.544760347
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>>544761397
>>544760123
>100m is still quite short range
>mid range starts at 350ish
we're talking about in game not real life
>>544758073
>>544758683
Well alright lets see:
Any gun that didn't get a durability buff feels worse. Mostly against bugs but the others too. You can cherry pick that it wasn't *ALL enemies* but you still face hundreds of those enemies in any given high haz mission so fuck you very much everyone using that bad faith argument, it's bullshit.
There's a couple dozen already but I can keep going.
SMGS and ballistic pistols feel worse, that doubled drag on top of the previously already doubled drag feels pretty fucking bad. That's another dozen~ish.
The pineapple still suck but now it has a lot more chance of accidental suicide and team kill potential. Feels pretty bad, Not sure exactly WORSE but I think if you're that pedantic then you can go fuck yourself.
Deadeye feels worse, lost some break points with the durability changes. Diligence too.. Goes for all the DMRs really.
Socom still can't pop devestator heads because the devs are dumbasses that didn't learn from the exact same thing happening a year ago with the anti-tank launchers lossing a damage immediately thanks ot drag and velocity. I'd say again it feels the same but then they went and doubled that drag as already mentioned, so yeah, worse. Plus the further loss of faith in the devs feels bad as a BONUS disappointment I guess!
I thought the MA5C would feel better with a 10 damage increase but it got no durable increase and, well there's already a whole back and forth about it still not being as good as the judi in the last thread, which also feels worse so yeah, shitty times all around
Lasers are just a fucking joke, have been for a while. Cannon might be an exception, but there rest? bleh.
All flame weapons, and to a degree all status weapons thanks to them "Fixing" (but not without something else breaking) the randomized application system without telling anyone.
SWAY.
I'd keep going but I've run out of characters and I've proven my point: You're dumbass, and (you) can't prove me wrong.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:54:49 PM
No.544760507
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>>544760221
Merely a 33% damage nerf
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:54:53 PM
No.544760512
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>>544760731
>HD1 REC-6
>Could throw this and detonate it mid air with R
>HD2 Rec-6
>Need to throw it, hold down R, click to swap fire modes, then press m1
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:57:17 PM
No.544760731
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>>544760512
>hold down R, click to swap fire modes
>2025
>Not binding R + left/right actions to horizontal scroll
Don't tell me you also have Jump pack bound to the space bar...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:57:25 PM
No.544760740
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>>544760123
The reprimand AND the verdict, which uses the same, far more drastic falloff for some reason. As if it wasn't already pathetic enough next to he talon...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:59:20 PM
No.544760905
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>>544761880
>>544760373
>SMGS and ballistic pistols feel worse, that doubled drag on top of the previously already doubled drag feels pretty fucking bad.
So you either didn't play the game and are just looking at stats again or you are the sniper schizo(even worse).
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:03:28 PM
No.544761296
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>>544760123
>100m is quite sho-ACK
>>544760347
yes same here
HD2 is a sniping and ballistics game in an identity crisis
it would be perfectly feasible to headshot bots across 400m, the only reason why we're not doing it is because Arrowhead implemented pointless limitations (awful scopes, spawn range limit, no vertical reversal) as to turn the game into dakka simulator i.e. something it never was meant to, and should not, be
>>544761397
helldivers is best when the fighting is within 25 meters.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:06:12 PM
No.544761543
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>>544761667
>>544761470
fuck no it's mind numbing
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:06:42 PM
No.544761584
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Guys join /coopg/ we're cool :)
>>544652008
>>544652008
>>544652008
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:07:08 PM
No.544761616
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>>544759804
>and the range in which most fighting happens anyway.
I guarantee you never got a single yellow number in deaths, ever
>>544758073
NTA, but on bugs:
>torcher
>cookout
>incel breaker
>impact fire nades
>fire nades
>crisper
>pyrotech
>flamethrower
These now all take slightly too long to kill alpha commanders, hiveguards, warriors, spewers and even hunters.
They genuinely feel way worse than before in a very noticeable way because all enemies get more windows of opportunity to reach you and hit you, while most of these weapons were already slow moving and without CC and now deal even less damage.
Let's not even talk about laser weapons, that have been the literal exact same since launch, with their only buffs being fire DoT, which now has been nerfed. So laser weapons are genuinely in the trash-can.
I don't even feel like going over bots, I have swiggers fatigue.
But basically, fire nerfs here as well for no reason beside "nooo stop killing factory striders so fast by going melee range!!!" When AT weapons can oneshot them from across the map.
Genuinely retarded nerfs all across the board for no reason beside mental retardation.
Also
>fire damage scales with health
>reduce fleshmobs health so now they take less damage from fire
>also make them more resistant to fire anyway "to balance the health reduction"
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:07:27 PM
No.544761652
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>>544761397
>we start with the liberator and MMG
>the game isn't supposed to be a dakka simulator
>>544761543
>it's mind numbing fighting and dodging stuff up close juggling enemies and kiting
>It's not mind numbing clicking something 200 meters away when it can't hit you back
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:10:05 PM
No.544761879
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>>544761667
Why can't they hit back? Maybe it's related to the multiple enemy accuracy nerfs you faggots cried for?
>>544760905
>I disagree so it means you didn't play the game
Seems like you're the one not playing the game cunt. Unless you're only playing on the low haz levels where the devs play, like a pussy.
also
>"yOu dIDnT pRAy dA gAYmE!"
What else got loaded in that recycled gun? What other frozen solid Glazer takes you got?"
Gonna tell me to "Lower the difficulty"
"Skill issue"?
"The 60 day patch was a mistake?"
"the PSN thing wasn't a big deal?"
"We only failed the MO because of the bugdivers?"
Get new insults shit bird, you were stale before you walked in. Maybe try an actual counter argument instead of insults. It won't get you any further but you MIGHT come off as less of an underage dipshit.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:10:37 PM
No.544761926
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>>544762037
>>544761470
Fighting into a bot command bunkerlowing and blowing it up with the hellbomb is one of the coolest things to do in the game.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:11:08 PM
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:11:08 PM
No.544761969
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>>544761667
if you find any challenge in melee or shooting things in a 100m radius you are spectacularly bad
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:11:55 PM
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:12:12 PM
No.544762056
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>>544763408
>>544761880
>i play the game guys
>i play on high haz
Bro, you're playing DRG...
I don't think I have unironically played even once for the last month.
At best I just check every few days if an MO has been completed so I can get welfare medals to spend on few items I skipped over.
I guess it's time to uninstall, I'd probably keep it just in case if it was reasonably sized, a 30GB game that's more than quadrupled in size for no reason is just fucking insane.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:13:56 PM
No.544762214
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>>544761880
>Unless you're only playing on the low haz levels where the devs play,
So is Joel lowering the resistance today or tomorrow?
>>544761651
Can't even set Scavengers/Hunters/Shriekers on fire with the IB/Cookout from far away without wasting an insane amount of ammo anymore. Genuine fucking bullshit that fire keeps getting nerfed
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:15:13 PM
No.544762324
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>>544762230
Probably like 3 or 2 days before the MO ends.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:16:00 PM
No.544762406
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>>544762823
>>544762273
it was too good for too long.
It's pay back chud.
Seriously though cookout was genuinely broken, like people bitched about the coyote, meanwhile the cookout could click once and set an entire patrol on fire.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:16:27 PM
No.544762448
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>>544762273
Cookout was harshly nerfed a few patches before this one. Now it's completely dead.
I think it took like 5 nerfs in a row and went from pretty good to absolute shit in like 3 months.
>>544762230
You just got your wish anon it’s 3.5% now
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:20:30 PM
No.544762806
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>>544773403
>>544762734
JOEL IS WATCHING THE THREAD AAAAAAAAAAH
>>544762406
Broken? All the Cookout had over the Punisher was efficient chaff clear in exchange for dogshit burst damage. Now it's just bad. Good job retard
>>544762823
nigga it was stronger than taking napalm eagles.
>>544761651
The torcher / flamethrower can't even kill voteless anymore, not only do they have worse TTK than ballistic weapons but all the damage is in the flames impacting the target so if one trash mob charges up to you and all the other dudes behind him use him as a meatshield you do no damage. Utterly fucking retarded
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:22:57 PM
No.544763023
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>>544763328
>>544762930
is it really that bad?
Cause it feels the same as ever.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:23:05 PM
No.544763031
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>>544763330
>>544762882
It was also stronger than taking Orbital Smoke, why the fuck should I care?
>>544760373
>Any gun that didn't get a durability buff feels worse. Mostly against bugs
which guns actually had a negative breakpoint change vs warrior heads?
Liberator, Liberator carbine was 2 and still is 2 but only at point blank range, 3 outside of 10 meters so we'll give it
diligence was 1 now 2
M7S was 2 now 3
STA-11 was 2 now 3
Knight was 2 now 3
Sickle was 3 now 4
Scythe was 0.43 seconds now 0.51 seconds
Constitution was 1 and still is 1 but only at point blank range, 2 outside of 10 meters so we'll give it
Stalwart, MG, patriot MG was 2 and still 2 but only at point blank range, 3 outside of 10 meters so we'll give it
Laser cannon was 0.4 seconds now 0.5
Dagger was 0.6 seconds now 0.7
every other gun not mentioned is unchanged
vs hive guard heads
lib pen was 7 now 9
adjudicator was 5 now 6
pacifier was 8 now 11
DCS was 2 now 3
reprimand was 3 now 4
verdict was 3 now 4
HMG was 2 now 3
MG, patriot MG was 5 now 6
Laser cannon was 0.7 seconds now 0.8
emancipator AC was 1 now 2
every other gun not mentioned is unchanged
it's actually bots that have the biggest impact with devastator legs getting 30% durability
only the slugger, AC, and AMR kept their breakpoints with everything else getting worse.
but then the legs are a secondary weakpoint you only go after if their head isn't visible so it's not felt all the time like with shooting warrior heads
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:23:32 PM
No.544763073
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>>544763330
>>544762882
Delusional.
The cookout was strong but never that strong.
>>544762823
It also had slightly better aoe and staggerforce
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:25:27 PM
No.544763243
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>>544763054
>gives a fucking spreadsheet as an answer
You should apply at arrowhead, you'd fit right in
>>544763054
Merely a 25 to 33% nerf on the few decent weapons, nothing to worry about, they compensated with more ammo and less reload time
Oh
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:26:14 PM
No.544763312
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>>544762930
It has been this bad and worse since freedoms lame.
The only niche use for flamethrowers i found is tank vents and dog bellys, apart from those you are better of meleee attacking enemies with it.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:26:24 PM
No.544763328
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>>544763023
Fire has never been this anemic before, the flamethrower was perfectly serviceable on d10 many many moons ago
>>544763031
>hey this thing kills more chaff than a litteral airstrike
>well it's better than... thing that doesn't kill things
>>544763073
>The cookout was strong but never that strong.
we unironically house ruled people couldn't bring it it was that strong.
Like one single pellete would set anything it touched on fire (because every pellete hit for 400 status effect due to host bug and normal application rate)
You fire into a crowd and you could litterally rain fire down from up high.
shit just died anon.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:27:28 PM
No.544763408
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>>544763913
>>544762056
>hE uSeD tHa wRonG wORd tO sAy tHe SaME ThInG. Iz dUM
Yeah, because I play of other games instead of just sucking Arrowheads cock like you Glazers do all day. Other, better balanced games like DRG, which I put hundreds of hours into before Helldivers even came out. So yeah, I actually know what good balance and game design looks like. What it feels like when devs actually listen to the players and, wouldn't you know it, just fucking FIX shit without any strings attached or lying. Helldivers should be considered fortunate enough to still even be compared to it. It sure as fuck hasn't earned it.
Also, that's STILL not a counter argument, dipshit!
I'm going to bed, fuck all you glazers. Enjoy your dying game, it's terrible balance and devs who don't think you're worth jack nor shit enough to respect in the slightest. You deserve their lies.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:28:16 PM
No.544763487
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>>544763330
Napalm is bad, again, why should I care? Should everything be bad because Orbital Smoke is bad, too? Because that's your argument. Bad stratagem = worse weapons
>>544763330
If it was that strong you surely have a clip of you killing 100+ bugs with it alone in a few seconds, right?
I know you don't, because you are exaggerating how strong it was.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:28:35 PM
No.544763523
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Well this is awkward...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:28:44 PM
No.544763539
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>>544763892
>>544763054
>lists out all these things that basically need 50% more shots to kill
Anyways yeah I think it's a cool change, but yeah it's a pretty big nerf to output against these guys.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:28:55 PM
No.544763553
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>>544763923
>>544759049
>doesn't say "Oh maaaaaaaaan, this gun slaps! I'm having a blast!"
ONE FUCKING JOB
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:29:16 PM
No.544763581
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>>544764162
>>544763330
So you're saying the cookout nerf was justified?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:31:43 PM
No.544763820
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>it's just one more shot bro!
>1 -> 2
>100% increase
>ammo effectively halved, ttk effectively doubled
stfu bro, just stfu
>>544763286
>>544763539
the only ones you would even feel is the diligence and constitution and who used the constitution even before the patch? the rest are high RPM or large capacity guns where 1 extra shot is imperceptible unless you're very deliberately and slowly pacing your shots
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:32:33 PM
No.544763898
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>>544764162
>>544761667
is it now
melee/cqc
>kite
>destroy
>rinse
>repeat
mid/long range
>compensate for velocity, drag, falloff
>lead your shots
>use terrain, acquire high ground
>overcome low visibility
>multi-task sniping with not getting flanked by the patented surprise patrol
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:32:43 PM
No.544763913
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>>544763408
Cool you played other games.
But try playing this game before posting your awfull opinions.
>nerf basically everything
>claim you buffed basically everything
>the majority of people even believed it for a few days
>until it's proven you lied and you even confess to it
What's their endgame?
Why do they keep lying?
Why are they self-sabotaging this hard over and over for absolutely no reason?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:32:48 PM
No.544763923
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>>544763553
>I'm having a blast!
I'm just about ready to filter this line out of existence
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:33:32 PM
No.544763990
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>>544764227
Did people actually use single shots with an AR when ammo is so abundant in this game?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:33:51 PM
No.544764021
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>>544763489
>If it was that strong you surely have a clip of you killing 100+ bugs with it alone in a few seconds, right?
no actually I don't because that was like .
But I do have this old pic of me doing the same with napalm about a year ago. : )
But yeah I'm not going to magically find an old clip of me doing something 3-5 months ago.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:35:22 PM
No.544764162
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>>544764894
>>544763898
>spread sheet gamer
>Trigonometry shooter
>>544763581
yeah
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:35:49 PM
No.544764205
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>>544763489
don't even try to pretend the cookout (and the incendiary breaker before it) was not the undisputed #1 king of the bug front from the moment it was introduced to the moment status effects were changed
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:35:52 PM
No.544764214
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>do some friendly fire for fun at extraction
>doesn't even kill just ragdolls
>guy gets up and starts killing me over and over
jesas...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:35:58 PM
No.544764224
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>>544769883
>>544763920
>nerf everything including enemies
Buff warstriders!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:35:59 PM
No.544764227
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>>544764534
>>544763990
>when ammo is so abundant in this game?
Clearly you've never been in a last stand kind of situation with no pickups and resupply on cooldown
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:36:02 PM
No.544764230
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>>544764548
>rupture strain
>see patrol
>shoot them with plasma punisher
>they burrow
>shoot them again
>they unburrow
What is the point of this
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:36:52 PM
No.544764295
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>>544764875
>>544763892
>where 1 extra shot is imperceptible unless you're very deliberately and slowly pacing your shots
>Fight 15 warriors
>instead of headshotting each of them with 30 bullets I need exactly 45
Yeah you feel it
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:37:22 PM
No.544764336
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>>544763892
>I'm stupid and my cerebral palsy doesn't let me click less than once, why don't you play like I do?
>>544762734
Fucking called it!
I literally had no idea I just figured they were keeping the MO alive until the weekend like they have done in the past.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:39:32 PM
No.544764534
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:39:41 PM
No.544764548
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>>544764652
>>544764230
Restricting gameplay to AoE weapons then nerfing AoE weapons when they inevitably shoot up in usage rates. No I'm not kidding, exaggerating or even baiting, they WILL do this
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:40:48 PM
No.544764652
[Report]
>>544764771
>>544764548
shit I didn't know they made the rupture strain show up on every single planet in the game, even on the bot and squid fronts
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:42:15 PM
No.544764771
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>>544764652
>They will never nerf fire DoT, it only really works against bugs
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:43:33 PM
No.544764875
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>>544764295
>people in this thread slowly realize why break points are huge
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:43:42 PM
No.544764894
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>>544764162
>no arguments
melee/cqc emphasis made the game more boring than it could have been full stop
>>544764516
if you want to feel extra smart re: your spoiler, go to reddit and bask in the butthurt comments about people "not understanding the MO" and crying about how it'll never be won
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:44:02 PM
No.544764932
[Report]
They won't nerf the Eruptor, the Charger instakill is a situational trick shot :^)
>They dropped oshaune to 3.5%
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CALLED IT
AHAHAHAHAHA
>YOU VILL WIN AND LOSE AS WE DECIDE
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:44:21 PM
No.544764962
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>weapon is bad
>engooden it
>pick rate of that weapon climbs
>kill it
>engooden a different weapon
>pick rate climbs
>kill it
>repeat
Does no one else see how fucking retarded this approach to game design is
The pre-patch Cookout is not even comparable to the current eruptor / crossbow winter
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:45:34 PM
No.544765081
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>>544765268
threadly reminder that blowing up fabs on strat jammers from long range stops anything from spawning at the base. enjoy your cakewalk!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:47:10 PM
No.544765220
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Launch breaker and scorcher were perfect, primaries should have been balanced around that level
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:47:24 PM
No.544765246
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>>544764915
>go to reddit
Nah, dog, I'm good.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:47:34 PM
No.544765268
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>>544767079
>>544765081
I'm going to test that every time I see them and if I don't get a >80% success rate I'm going to rape you
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:47:35 PM
No.544765270
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>>544765759
Here's your Major Order: stop playing this dogshit garbage game.
Here's your reward.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:49:01 PM
No.544765405
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>>544765572
AH brought the game to the brink of death with their retarded balancing once, and they will do it again. Swiggers are incapable of learning.
God I wish HD2 had good devs.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:50:46 PM
No.544765572
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>>544765405
>once
First time?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:52:27 PM
No.544765759
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>>544766068
>>544765270
Already done, I'm only here to make fun of these retards who still play the swede poop game.
>xhe thinks they're gonna nerf the eruptor
Do you have the memory of a goldfish, troon?
>>544764960
So basically our efforts don't really matter and the game was rigged from the start?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:54:26 PM
No.544765941
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>>544766259
>>544765804
They should desu
The ongoing state of the Eruptor throws all weapon balance out of wack.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:54:30 PM
No.544765947
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That's honestly more pathetic honestly
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:54:43 PM
No.544765969
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>>544765813
WAIT WHAT?!?!?!
>>544765759
>seething so hard over getting filtered by D10 that you keep coming back here to cope about it
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:56:37 PM
No.544766157
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>>544766376
>run with map open
>no enemies around
>close it
>turn around for 0.2ms
>turn back
>literal army of pred hunters and stalkers just spawned right next to me
It's starting to really be obnoxious.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:56:56 PM
No.544766187
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>>544764960
What the fuck anon, you lied to me! It's still at 13.9%
question to the people who say the game is badly balanced
what do you consider "good balance" ?
weapons having obvious strengths and weaknesses and trade-offs between each other with some being better than others in certain situations and circumstances?
Or every weapon being capable of quickly killing any enemy?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:57:47 PM
No.544766259
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>>544766439
>>544765941
They never will again.
That was LITERALLY the rallying cry used by the community to demand the original 60 day patch.
The fact that you don't remember that means you're either new or retarded, and in either case your opinion doesn't matter.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:57:48 PM
No.544766262
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>>544765813
>almost 2 years later, and people still haven't realized this
You'd think that more people would know, since we had evidence of Arrowhead tampering with liberation progress since the first month of the game
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:58:30 PM
No.544766327
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>>544766865
>>544766068
Anya rape correction
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:58:54 PM
No.544766376
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>>544766157
record and post it because that shouldn't be possible
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:59:42 PM
No.544766439
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>>544766572
>>544766259
>thinks that I don't remember because I think the Eruptor should get nerfed
Retarded or bait
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:00:56 PM
No.544766572
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>>544766439
>wasting time and energy thinking about things that will never happen
Okay, dumbfuck.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:01:44 PM
No.544766651
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The bots should have a marksmen constellation with new guns. I vote for them to be Canadian flavored.
>troopers get a laser Ross rifle, each cartridge fires a three round burst before ejection, 5 bursts total.
>marauders get a huot gun, has a drum with a capacity of 25 bursts. Reload has them plug the magazine into their backpack, swapping it with another lining its sides
>scout striders get a bunker turret in their turban, but with a longer cooldown
>aggressive moose coded war strider to go into melee and explode on death (turban optional)
Have them deploy further away while scattered rather than grouped up.
>>544763054
Nice list, but I take exception in one regard: bugs slow down in kill time is unavoidable. Bots increase in kill time is completely unnoticeable if you’re a head click diver.
That said I don’t mind warriors being tougher, as they’re more or less the first level of bug that seems like it should be an overt threat meta wise, but are barely even road bumps in practice, so a small buff to them is nice.
>cries in overseers being nerfed, twice in some cases
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:03:59 PM
No.544766861
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>>544763286
The fact sub machine guns have fewer reloads than rifles is truly painful
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:03:59 PM
No.544766865
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:04:03 PM
No.544766873
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>>544766068
cease your glazing, cringe nigger
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:06:22 PM
No.544767079
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>>544765268
when i say from a distance i mean it, but i've had it work consistently game after game if i'm far enough. i'm curious if anyone can repeat it, i could probably get consistent video of it at this point
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:06:59 PM
No.544767128
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>>544766221
More kills more deaths more fun. So far it's only been less kills less deaths less fun
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:09:26 PM
No.544767364
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My next predicition:
>muh cessions
in the next 15 minutes
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:11:23 PM
No.544767559
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Good games used to be
>735, 482, 395, 1321 kills
>3, 1, 4, 3 deaths
Now it's just
>174, 217, 193, 430 kills
>0, 1, 0, 0 deaths
Guys, i'm thinking i'm going to leave my game idling while I'm at work, just so it offsets any liberation caused by me playing the game.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:13:42 PM
No.544767789
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>bugmen losing every battle AND failing their MO
It’d be funny if it weren’t so embarrassing LMAO
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:13:42 PM
No.544767790
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>>544767603
you can't idle if you get kicked for being afk tho
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:13:47 PM
No.544767805
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>>544768440
>>544767603
You being logged in doesn't do anything. You need to actually be running ops and presumedly failing them.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:13:57 PM
No.544767817
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:15:30 PM
No.544767965
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>>544767603
congrats on doing nothing other than increasing your electric bill i guess
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:16:58 PM
No.544768105
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>>544768606
>>544765804
What...
Like they didn't nerf coyote?
>saw a /hdg/tard in the wild
>he bringing RR, lib pen, ultimatum and other crutch shit to bot
>only ever see him bringing the MG and other unpopular support weapons, light pen primary and Talon when playing with anons
So this is what you retards be doing when no one is watching you huh? So much for being contrarian
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:20:30 PM
No.544768440
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>>544768993
>>544767805
Pretty sure the people idling on super earth, who can't be on missions, count towards the % of players needed for liberations. Accoding to the 3rd party app, anyway.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:21:03 PM
No.544768490
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I knew the changes to smgs were going to be nerfs from the moment I saw them, not only by the number, but because I might be the only one who actually uses the variable somewhat regularly.
It had a better rate of fire and damage per hit than any other smg, but still felt less useful in game than an ergo tanked liberator for example, as well as vs other similar options.
It’s like the design and its firing modes being icing on the cake, but The impact delay and damage loss over distances was very noticeable.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:21:26 PM
No.544768530
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>>544768285
the trannies here actually peer pressured each other into not picking meta weapons in fear of losing their clique cred
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:21:32 PM
No.544768543
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>>544768416
>you vill eat ze bugz
>you vill vin
>and you vill be happi
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:21:54 PM
No.544768591
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>>544768416
Bugsisters, we're so back...
>>544768105
>new patch
>eruptor's main explosion damage reduced by 10%
>Most enemies now take an additional 15% explosion damage
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:22:37 PM
No.544768675
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>>544768416
>attack on Hellmire in 5 hours
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:23:09 PM
No.544768714
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>>544768416
watch and learn, bot trannies
Tldr on the new dev Q&A video?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:24:12 PM
No.544768814
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>>544768765
Didn't watch nor care
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:24:33 PM
No.544768852
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>>544768606
>REEE IT GOT NERFED
>ALL OTHER EXPLOSIVE WEAPONS GOT STRONGER SO IT GOT NERFED!!!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:24:56 PM
No.544768884
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>>544768765
TLDR: "game development are hard :((( pls no bully"
>>544768440
They are presenting data and you are making assumptions as a result. People have datamined the formula, we know how this stuff works (not that knowing makes much of a difference on an individual level and good luck trying to herd the cats).
>>544768285
Admit it, this never happened and you just want to stir up shit.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:27:14 PM
No.544769092
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>>544768993
>cat posting parasite riddled troon
>lying on the internet
Never!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:27:44 PM
No.544769136
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Bugniggers should be funny and vote the DSS to Crimsica
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:28:00 PM
No.544769156
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>>544768416
You’re still going to fumble this MO lmao
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:29:59 PM
No.544769346
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>>544768993
I asume every cat poster is baiting.
Because it seems unlikely even a person with brain eating parasites can be that stupid.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:29:59 PM
No.544769347
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>>544769520
>predditor MO on high resist planet
Miss me with that shit
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:30:24 PM
No.544769386
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Bet the new warbond isn't announced yet is cause the trailer has a bunch of footage from the new bot missions and we wouldn't be hecking surprised
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:31:31 PM
No.544769484
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==================================
There are only brown people bellow this post
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:31:55 PM
No.544769520
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>>544769347
NOOO YOU MUST PLAY THE MO!!! ITS YOUR DUTY TO SUPPER EARTH!!!! THINK OF THE REWARD WE ARE GOING TO LOSE!!!! NOOOO
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:33:42 PM
No.544769705
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>>544769916
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:34:04 PM
No.544769738
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>>544766221
Something decent, doesn't have to be blatantly OP, just usuable and nice to use. Leave the really really strong stuff to support weapons.
Right now, the new stuff we have is shit guns, and the support weapons are mid at best.
>Epoch, support, released with 150 spread, the average weapon is 2 to 5 spread, couldn't even blow up holes or fabricators.
>Variable, primary, just a worse stalwart with a gimmick that's funny the first time you shoot it but then becomes annoying, comes with the neat feature of you having to manually set the fire rate every time you respawn because it's not fun enough.
>Pacifier, primary, worse liberator concussive but it's medium pen.
>De-escalator, support, an absolutely dogshit gun that takes two business days to reload and was neutered because it dealt decent damage due to a bug. Does basically no damage.
>Amendment, primary, very niche, le accuracy weapon but it's light pen.
>The fucking FLAG, support, the worst weapon in the game since it's a fucking reskin of the stun lance and takes up your fucking SUPPORT SLOT.
And most recently.
>Expendable napalm, support, very niche, just in case you really really don't want to use the less inconvenient eagle napalm.
>Speargun, support, really bad at killing stuff since it's a single shot weapon, it's only use is to have a gun that blows up bug holes when you want to level up something that isn't the crossbow or eruptor.
>Coyote, primary, the one actual non-dogshit medium pen that deals damage and sets up enemies on fire, but AH of course couldn't stop themselves from making sure it gets a nerf because we wouldn't want to have too much fun hmmm?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:34:38 PM
No.544769793
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>>544763920
The perfidious swede cannot but lie with their every breath. Its in their being.
>>544764224
>"nerf" enemies
>undocumented changes: increased their durable health so they have more EHP than before
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:35:57 PM
No.544769916
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>>544769705
Ill be idle for the longest time and this fucker finally opens his mouth and spooks me
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:37:23 PM
No.544770042
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>>544768606
Not even close to what they'd do lmao.
It'd be something like
>"We've made some changes so that some explosive weapons will be more competitive to the Eruptor, without nerfing it."
>Increased explosive damage on the Scorcher, Punisher Plasma, Accelerator Rifle, Grenade Pistol, and Grenade Launcher by 15%
>Light-bodied enemies take slightly less explosive damage (all Explosive DR on light and medium enemies increased by 30%)
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:37:41 PM
No.544770076
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>>544769883
The last round of enemy nerfs was like
>Decreased limb health by 100
>Decreased limb armor by 1
>Undocumented
>Increased main health by 1,000
>Increased limb durable from 0% to 80%
They've been doing this shit since forever.
They should simulate muzzle blast from big guns (think AMR onwards) kicking up dust into the air if you are shooting close to ground. I remember MGSV doing this
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:38:05 PM
No.544770113
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>>544769883
To be fair, warriors needed a buff with how weak they were.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:38:47 PM
No.544770195
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ADD NEW VOICE PACKS, SWIGGER SCUM
Explain durable damage to me like I’m retarded (I am)
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:40:25 PM
No.544770367
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>>544770098
They'll do it but you lose 10 frames whenever you shoot it
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:42:38 PM
No.544770593
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>>544770991
>>544770325
Basically damage resistance that's never explained ingame, different with every enemy and is different with every weapon (also never shown anywhere on the stats)
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:42:57 PM
No.544770628
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>>544771420
>20 hours left to liberate Oshaune with 50% of the playerbase
>Now 28 hours left with 51% of the playerbase
Anything to get that nailbiter, huh Joel?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:43:23 PM
No.544770672
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>>544770991
>>544770325
Guns do 2 types of damage, normal and durable. Which one you'll do to enemy depends on the durability of the body part you hit. So if it's 30% durable you'll do 70% of normal damage and 30% of durable damage.
>But whyyyyyyyy
Balancing breakpoints for different enemies.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:43:28 PM
No.544770684
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>>544770098
>Shoot gun
>Backblast is so powerful, it 100%s your CPU and GPU calculating the particles
>Because your hardware is so shit (latest AMD CPU and NVIDIA GPU) it cooks it instantly by having gameguard turn off your fans at kernel level at the same time
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:45:17 PM
No.544770867
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>>544770991
>>544770325
Enemy parts have a durable value, which is a percentage.
This will reduce your damage by that percentage, and will replace that missing percentage with your weapon's durable damage. For example:
>Weapon does 100 damage with 20 durable
>Enemy part is 50% durable
>You deal 50 damage + 10 durable, or 60 damage
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:46:31 PM
No.544770991
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>>544771279
>>544770593
>>544770672
>>544770867
Wow that’s fucking dumb but alright I guess
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:49:28 PM
No.544771279
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>>544770991
Don't forget that if you match, but don't exceed, a target's armour value, your weapon will only do 65% of its damage.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:51:06 PM
No.544771420
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>>544770628
>Just enough to outlast the DSS action
>Will probably go up to 10 more hours afterwards
you will do the MO all week and you will like it
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:53:52 PM
No.544771668
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>>544768606
Allegedly the eruptor is the favorite gun of the devs. Along with the crossbow.
What if you started the Helldivers intro and once John Helldiver sees his family slaughtered he goes "Sweet liberty... YESSS!!!" and the video gets corrupted and he starts to look realistic and fucked up and evil and covered in blood and his mouth gets bigger what would you do what would you say would you fucking shoot your screen in fear
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:55:22 PM
No.544771776
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>>544771697
Id laugh because he "sweden Yes"sed
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:55:38 PM
No.544771807
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:59:30 PM
No.544772123
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>>544771697
No, John. You are the demons.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:03:20 PM
No.544772458
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>>544771697
This game had an intro, right
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:04:13 PM
No.544772551
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>>544771697
what the fuck thats 2 spooky
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:06:25 PM
No.544772743
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:09:52 PM
No.544773045
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:10:07 PM
No.544773060
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:10:57 PM
No.544773138
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>>544771697
>What if you started the Helldivers intro and once John Helldiver sees his family slaughtered he goes "Sweet liberty... YESSS!!!" and the video gets corrupted and he starts to look realistic and fucked up and evil and covered in blood and his mouth gets bigger what would you do what would you say would you fucking shoot your screen in fear
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:14:22 PM
No.544773403
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>>544775641
>>544762734
>>544762230
>>544762806
>>544764516
>>544764915
>this general is just as brain dead as reddit's retard ass and not realizing it's because the DSS orbital barrage engaged for the next 24 hours
FUCKING READ
YOU DUMB
MOTHER FUCKERS
>level 30 brings explosive mortars on a difficulty 10 bug mission
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:18:14 PM
No.544773756
[Report]
durability needs to stay and indeed be increased further as to shut down spammer gameplay and incentivize aim as well as efficient use of resources
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:19:23 PM
No.544773859
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>>544773664
Honestly a full zappy build is amazing on the hive world
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:21:06 PM
No.544774012
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>>544774501
For the love of god can we please build defenses or some shit on this planet after we take it? Like fuck it ask us to donate a million of each sample type and a billion credits, I don't care. I just need this shit to have a passive giga bonus for defense because I am not fucking DEFENDING THIS GOD FORSAKEN SHITHOLE AGAIN
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:21:16 PM
No.544774024
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>>544774162
>>544773664
Could be worse, could be a zap dog
>>544774024
Zap dog is so weird because its such a pain in the ass alone but if the whole team goes eletric resist and you have 4 of them then nothing ever gets close enough to kill you. It'll even stuck lock chargers
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:25:52 PM
No.544774449
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>>544814219
>>544774162
It's not even that i hate zap players but they make an effort to stand directly behind me. It's like they refuse to actually put effort into not killing their team
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:26:25 PM
No.544774501
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>>544774012
I can't imagine it would be that hard to just implement a passive 2% extra on the planet. With the lore being SEAF has been deployed.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:30:04 PM
No.544774856
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>>544773664
Based. Only not gay sentry
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:31:25 PM
No.544774987
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>>544774162
full arc team builds were a thing since CE warbond, people don't run em because good luck convincing the other 3 to do the same
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:32:03 PM
No.544775057
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lobby doko
>at the current rate in 20 hours we will get to 80%
WE CAN FUCKING TAKE IT
FUCKING DIVE MOTHER FUCKERS
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:34:43 PM
No.544775307
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>>544775175
>bugchase
No. Get after it, get me those medals.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:38:01 PM
No.544775641
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>>544777609
>>544773403
The DSS’s orbital barrage doesn’t lower resistance you dumb spaz it just gives an addition liberation buff
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:39:53 PM
No.544775840
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>>544776097
>>544775175
>Joel reduced resistance so you can win
Imagine thinking our actions matter at all
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:41:22 PM
No.544775995
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>>544803053
Kicked twice in one hour. Seems a bunch of soft gerbers are playing the game today, guess I'll start celebrating Halloween now.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:42:02 PM
No.544776079
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I'm content to fight squids.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:42:11 PM
No.544776097
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>>544776217
>>544775840
Either that, or he expected more engagement. Oshaune with its underground sections is just not fun at all. Hello? Yes please I would like to remove a mechanic from being used entirely.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:43:26 PM
No.544776217
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>>544776097
Wait until the new bot content comes out where you have to call in your super destroyer in an open map to even call in anything
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:43:36 PM
No.544776232
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>>544775175
>MO diving
No. I don't think I will.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:47:02 PM
No.544776569
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>Joel has to tun down the difficulty on Oshaune for bugniggers
>they proceed to lose two planets and are in the process of losing a third
Holy shit
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:49:48 PM
No.544776854
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>>544776971
I like Oshaune in theory. My biggest problem is that the map is so fucking formulaic. I can immediately tell where all the cave stalker nests are the second we drop in.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:50:47 PM
No.544776971
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>>544776854
if you play enough of one planet you'll notice the map types cycle through a few iterations
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:50:51 PM
No.544776979
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>>544777212
>buggods start winning the MO
>instant botroon melty in the thread
like clockwork
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:52:38 PM
No.544777171
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>Joel had to rig another bugchaser MO for them to win
>"Again?"
Yes, its a law of nature
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:53:05 PM
No.544777212
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>>544777438
>>544776979
is the melty in the room with us now?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:54:23 PM
No.544777370
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>>544775175
I dive
on a random bot planet lmao imagine being a bugdiver
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:55:09 PM
No.544777438
[Report]
>>544777821
>>544777212
>you're getting a handout from Joel
>you're actually losing other planets nobody cares about
>MO diving bad actually
Seethe, nigger.
Don't forget how botniggers prolonged the Super Earth battle by abandoning a won MO because Joel dangled the keys to the DSS in front of them and they went to heroically bring in the Uber-Death-Teamkill Diver Eviscerator 9000 into the fight
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:56:03 PM
No.544777513
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>>544777441
>implying it the was the botniggers
Got any evidence to back that up, xis?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:56:09 PM
No.544777523
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>>544777634
>bugfucker having a melty about botchuds not having a melty
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:56:59 PM
No.544777609
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>>544775641
It does you fucking retard. It "accelerates" liberation campaigns by lowering the resistance. It went from 5 to 3.5 when it was activated.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:57:14 PM
No.544777634
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>>544777523
Is this the part where you try to act smug after getting btfo for like the 50th time, Nordnigger?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:57:26 PM
No.544777653
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>>544768416
>mirin' sector
>>544777441
>bugchaser wants to pipe up about super earth
didnt like 30% of bugchasers be completely useless during the super earth event?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:57:48 PM
No.544777697
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>>544777841
>Does thing
Haha we did it!! botdivers strooonk botdivers stronk!!!!
>Thing turns out to be retarded
Proofs we did it??
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:58:10 PM
No.544777742
[Report]
>>544777894
>>544777441
the galactic war is a medal boost for noobs anon it's not meant for veteran divers to bother with
/hdg/ dives for the sake of diving, at no point has this thread cared about MO fluff and it never will, no matter how many manchild rants you'll commit
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:58:54 PM
No.544777821
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>>544778085
>>544777438
I'm sorry your thread got deleted, but you have to calm down and act like an adult
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:59:03 PM
No.544777838
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>>544775175
>there are redditors (see loser incels) who actually do the MO
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:59:04 PM
No.544777841
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>>544777697
>He doesnt have proof
Consider:
>>544777663
Botgods saved super earth in the end while bugchasers were literally useless
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:59:30 PM
No.544777894
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:00:32 PM
No.544777993
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>>544778537
>>544777663
Okay? They never participate anyway unless Joel drops the MO directly on their favorite planet
Botniggers participate only to do more damage than good whenever there is an opportunity to fuck up
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:00:48 PM
No.544778018
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>>544778459
Can narcissistic niggers stop speaking for "the thread" please?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:01:10 PM
No.544778054
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When was the last time we got something else than medals from an MO? Brap mines?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:01:22 PM
No.544778085
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>>544777821
I'm sorry you got clowned for your melty, have fun reading TMs in every OP lmao
Why do squid eaters never have a melty or have meltys about them?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:03:34 PM
No.544778308
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HIVE LORDS ARE BACK ON OSHAUNE
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:04:15 PM
No.544778376
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>>544778257
They are too depressed over how underdeveloped their faction is despite 2 major content drops dedicated to them
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:05:20 PM
No.544778459
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>>544778989
>>544778018
>m-muh narcissism
weak attempt at deflecting manchild behavior
fuck off already
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:05:25 PM
No.544778467
[Report]
>>544778530
>>544778257
They actually go play their content instead of sitting around here shitposting about it
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:06:11 PM
No.544778530
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>>544778467
I would play any content if someone made lobby doko
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:06:16 PM
No.544778537
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>>544777993
>Botniggers participate only to do more damage than good whenever there is an opportunity to fuck up
Bro, part of coping is making sense. Try again
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:06:47 PM
No.544778585
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>>544778889
>buggroids acting smug after literally having the difficulty neutered for them
>they do this while actively losing planets
HRT-ravaged grey matter is all that remains of the average bugnigger’s brain
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:07:12 PM
No.544778624
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>>544778257
I was shitting on botnigs for wasting their time on Fenmire while we were defending a planet (they lost all progress anyway)
Anyway I don't think there are many pure squidfags, it's a bot/bug autism. People who play squids are variety chads
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:09:26 PM
No.544778860
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>>544779030
>joe unironically lowered the difficulty because bugchasers couldnt handle it
kek
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:09:42 PM
No.544778889
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>>544778585
>HRT-ravaged grey matter is all that remains of the average bugnigger’s brain
you retards are trying too hard
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:10:12 PM
No.544778932
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Daily reminder: the galactic war doesn't matter
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:10:52 PM
No.544778989
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>>544779274
>>544778459
>m-muh manchildrenism
Concession accepted.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:11:12 PM
No.544779030
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>>544779137
>>544778860
The orbital barrage activated on the DSS you esl
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:11:26 PM
No.544779058
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544778889
I clearly struck a nerve
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:12:11 PM
No.544779127
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>>544779369
I've seen 'botniggers' and 'bugniggers' hate fucking like crazy when they get back to the super destroyer, you can't fool me.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:12:17 PM
No.544779137
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>>544779030
>He thinks orbital barrage lowers resistance
>Calling others ESL
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:13:00 PM
No.544779207
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>544778889
>I clearly struck a nerve
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:13:37 PM
No.544779274
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>>544779491
>>544778989
No concessions have been made.
You are a manchild. If you weren't, you'd be able to accept that your behavior is being disapproved of.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:14:18 PM
No.544779353
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>544778889
>I clearly struck a nerve
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:14:25 PM
No.544779369
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>>544779702
>>544779127
The powerful diver yaoi turns me on here
Imagine botdiver smelling like ash and hot oil while he pins his bugdiver friend to the wall
And bugdiver smells like piss and stinky cheese
All that musk
While the brownoids on the ship have to watch
Is the thread usually like this with shitposters spamming to start a flamewar between factions?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:15:39 PM
No.544779483
[Report]
Manchild™ even.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:15:40 PM
No.544779486
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>>544779586
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:15:41 PM
No.544779491
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>>544779274
>Makes a concession
>"nuh uh real concession has never been tried"
Botoddlers, not even once
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:15:45 PM
No.544779503
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>>544779423
when there is content
>no
when there isn't content
>yes
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:15:45 PM
No.544779506
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544779207
Yeah, xhe’s fucking buttblasted
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:16:37 PM
No.544779586
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>>544779486
>He literally has to budget for a large % of the population being entirely dead weight
Does art mimic life or does life mimic art?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:16:52 PM
No.544779615
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>>544779423
There is one retard who likes to have meltdowns whenever there is a big MO and he does everything he can to convince everyone nothing matters
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:16:52 PM
No.544779616
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>>544779738
>>544779423
Around this time? Yes
Americans are at work, Euros are just finishing work, meanwhile, it's 9PM in India.
I leave the math of why the thread sucks right now to you
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:17:28 PM
No.544779702
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>>544780174
>>544779369
This but eagle 1 or seaf-chan is pinned between them
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:17:30 PM
No.544779705
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>>544779764
havent played since saving super earth. did they buff the one true flag yet
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:17:43 PM
No.544779727
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>>544779423
Only when the manbabies of Da List™ (hilarious in-group meme BTW you wouldn't get it) are around.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:17:51 PM
No.544779738
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>>544779887
>>544779616
it's actually the eurotrannies
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:18:06 PM
No.544779764
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>>544780735
>>544779705
What do you think
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:19:01 PM
No.544779887
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>>544779991
>>544779738
Well said saar.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:19:12 PM
No.544779901
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It's really funny if you turn on the jackass theme while bug diving
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23aaanf_pn4
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:19:15 PM
No.544779908
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Ghost of Justices past come to haunt Censors of today
>>544779423
Yes, just ignore them. Join a lobby, play the game and talk with in-game chat there for some peace of mind. The threads themselves are a cesspool.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:20:02 PM
No.544779991
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:20:24 PM
No.544780020
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>>544781382
>>544779423
no, usually its the nerftroon having a melty and crying how much he hates reddit and /hdg/
>>544779963
discord troons have turned lobbies into cesspools on more than a few occasions
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:21:07 PM
No.544780105
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>>544780380
I dive the MO and I don't have a reddit account.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:21:46 PM
No.544780174
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>>544779702
Yes their big meaty abs squeezing her cheeks between them and she has dizzy spiral eyes with steam emitting from her head
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:22:04 PM
No.544780197
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>>544780551
>>544779963
>The threads themselves are a cesspool
should clarify it's like that because of the discord cabal that only comes here to rage bait and derail the thread
>>544780086
I've had them join multiple times just to kill and grief and leave. I know they are mentally ill but still
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:23:49 PM
No.544780380
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>>544780105
No! You can't enjoy do the MO! Nothing matters stop diving!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:23:52 PM
No.544780392
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>>544780657
>>544780086
I'm not in any discord and the only people I play with are the ones who join from thread link. Usually lobbies are peaceful. I had displeasure of once having gucci niggers join me and I kickbanned him on sight.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:24:58 PM
No.544780513
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>>544780223
indeed discord niggers are the one reason why lobbies are going extinct while pretending to be the opposite
honestly fuck the holier than thou UN cancer janny fuck for promising to nuke that discord once 4chan would be back and then not following through with it
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:25:05 PM
No.544780531
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>>544781359
I joined a lobby once and a guy was on in-game chat kissing his boyfriend good-bye, talking about how he was a NEET, and bragging about grooming minors in discord.
I knew immediately that he frequented /hdg/
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:25:15 PM
No.544780551
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>>544780197
>>544780223
bro how could you slander them like that? they're just a group of chill guys who are also inherently superior to everyone here! they're just trying to get away from the lower class citizens of this general, but also keep coming back for some reason, but it's not to farm (you)s!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:26:14 PM
No.544780657
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>>544781086
>>544780392
>not in any discord
>mentions his discord voldemort
Whatever you say, loony troony.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:26:15 PM
No.544780660
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I saw a lobby once. It had these big black eyes...like a doll's eyes.
>hive lords show up
>joel raises resistance again by 1%
Oh no no they were winning too fast I need another nail biter MO! Why is he like this?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:27:02 PM
No.544780735
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>>544780885
>>544779764
i think its probably the best item in the game now.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:27:59 PM
No.544780836
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>>544780685
>nail biter MO
>a quarter of bugdivers aren't even on the planet
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:28:27 PM
No.544780885
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>>544780735
Alexus, you're hired
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:30:21 PM
No.544781057
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>>544780835
>Helldivers are advised to use 380mm barrages
>on a Hive Lord
are they FurReal Friends™?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:30:33 PM
No.544781086
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>>544783212
>>544780657
I am not, I got the knowledge of that nigger from the threads and I asked few times in my own lobbies who's that. Got enough info from this.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:31:46 PM
No.544781224
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>>544780835
>HE Barrages
Uhhhhh misogynist, much? Where are the SHE Barrages?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:32:57 PM
No.544781359
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>>544780531
Hey man I told you that in confidence
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:33:00 PM
No.544781369
[Report]
hey fellas I'm gonna go jack off to japanese drawings of anthro women, but I'll be back in 15 minutes or so, please have a lobby open by then ok?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:33:13 PM
No.544781382
[Report]
>>544780020
everyone hates reddit
my dad hates reddit and he barely knows what the internet is
clueless
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:33:41 PM
No.544781432
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>>544780685
>Why is he like this
Like THIS???
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:35:36 PM
No.544781638
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>>544780835
>380mm Barrage to counter Hive Lords
Jfc
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:36:34 PM
No.544781731
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>>544782163
>380 barrage
>on an explosion immune enemy
i almost laughed
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:39:48 PM
No.544782086
[Report]
>>544782357
>>544780685
Reminder that our liberation rate also goes down as the DSS ends, so we are likely losing this one
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:40:41 PM
No.544782163
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>>544782603
>>544781731
Like 80% of damage comes from impact itself and only the inner flesh is resistant, armor still gets damaged by explosions.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:42:30 PM
No.544782357
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>>544782086
unless joel tweaks the resistance again (he will)
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:43:43 PM
No.544782491
[Report]
>>544806695
>>544780685
>>544780835
oh yea, they definitely want us to fail this MO
>joel accidentally makes liberation of Oshaune too easy
>has to revert the values to something that will make the operation end closer to the designated time
It's not rigged guys. Clearly the resistance value is just depended on time and not rigged at all!!!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:44:48 PM
No.544782603
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>>544783440
>>544782163
the real problem is that 100% of the damage comes from actually hitting the target
So what if we fail this MO? Do the bugs just rape the bug front as punishment?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:47:46 PM
No.544782903
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>>544782585
it's only rigged 99.9783% of the time
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:48:50 PM
No.544782997
[Report]
Considering how shit Oshaune is to liberate at 7% resistance, imagine how awful Omicron which is at 10%
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:49:17 PM
No.544783041
[Report]
>>544783146
>>544782685
Nothing happens. Nothing happened since the fart cloud appeared on the map
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:50:22 PM
No.544783146
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>>544783041
AH gets an excuse to keep the hive planet biome on the map
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:50:22 PM
No.544783148
[Report]
>>544759314
>no jack o lantern helmet
planetside 2 is in the graveyard out back
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:50:29 PM
No.544783169
[Report]
>>544786830
>>544782585
>rate went down because Hive Lords decided to fuck off and nap
>the orbital barrage woke them up
I mean
it makes sense lore wise
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:50:37 PM
No.544783180
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>>544782585
It's because hive lords woke up
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:50:54 PM
No.544783212
[Report]
>>544783543
>>544781086
Reminder that your shitcord spent hours going through my socials and the best "own" you could find was "you were in a foxhole clan 3 years ago"
How mad are you that you're still seething about me months later for TKing some of your trooncord friends. Touch some grass, brownoid.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:51:42 PM
No.544783296
[Report]
that's cool
lobby doko
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:51:50 PM
No.544783308
[Report]
BEHN KAUDE MADARCHOD YOU WILL DO THE MO AND JOEL DRAMA NEEDFUL
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:53:13 PM
No.544783440
[Report]
>>544783741
>>544782603
He's a big guy.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:54:14 PM
No.544783543
[Report]
>>544783810
>>544783212
don't forget they're currently attempting to lolcow one of their own for the unforgivable crime of wanting to keep the OP in order
not even a discordtroon is safe from the discordtroons
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:56:03 PM
No.544783741
[Report]
>>544783954
>>544783440
4/18 shells hit
I need a hive lord killer loadout. I also heard that damage to the hive lord carries over to other missions in the operation, is this true? Alsi, does killing a hivelord in one mission stop it from spawning in the next?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:56:46 PM
No.544783810
[Report]
>>544784116
>>544783543
And don't forget that Gucci is the creator of the trooncord.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:57:19 PM
No.544783892
[Report]
>>544784453
>>544783795
Neither of those things are true
Just spam eagle strafings/AT/Thermites/Ultimatum/Mechs
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:57:51 PM
No.544783954
[Report]
>>544783741
It's admittedly not the most effectlive measure against them but still worth throwing for some additional damage.
>Drop into hivelord
>Crawl through its body
>Find its sex organs
>Stimulate it to extreme degrees
>Hive lord cooms itself to death
Nothing personal
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:59:32 PM
No.544784116
[Report]
>>544783810
nah that would be UN "totally an accident :^)" teamkill farmer guy
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:59:37 PM
No.544784127
[Report]
>>544784453
>>544783795
Eagle Strafe and Patriot is all you need. Maybe AC if your mech jobs early
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:59:49 PM
No.544784149
[Report]
>>544784337
>>544784073
That sounds really personal
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:01:40 PM
No.544784337
[Report]
>>544784149
Just part of the job
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:02:00 PM
No.544784372
[Report]
>seduces (You)
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:02:50 PM
No.544784453
[Report]
>>544783892
I see, that's a shame. Thanks for the loadout though, fren
>>544784127
Knowing how the lord bodyslams me 70% of the time, I'll keep the AC in mind. Thanks
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244651872563/76561198141964882
Join if you want to play the game or love anthro women
d10 MOdiving
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:03:25 PM
No.544784521
[Report]
>>544784681
>>544784073
>Hive Lord sex organs
haha what would that even look like? it would be pretty funny if someone made a render just for laughs. like, can you imagine the size haha. might be pretty interesting to see just as a joke though
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:05:07 PM
No.544784681
[Report]
>>544784847
>>544784521
>haha what would that even look like?
>He thinks the thing appearing from the ground has is the body
Oh no....
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:06:28 PM
No.544784847
[Report]
>>544784681
but anon, that would mean the green goo it spews is...
>>544784475
3/4
free anthro wife for the last one to join!!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:07:48 PM
No.544784984
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:10:14 PM
No.544785227
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:11:04 PM
No.544785320
[Report]
>Impaler tentacles still attacking you and one-shotting you after the impaler's death bug is still here over a year since it's release
>Chest injuries not healed by stims bug is still in 2 years since the release of the game
>Entire lobbies crashing out bug is still in since the release of the game
>Explosions leaving enemies at exactly 1 HP bug is still in the game
>Pelican getting stuck on everything is still in the game despite it losing collision when it leaves and fuel transport shuttles having the same behavior
>But don't worry, we fixed a rare crash for the one gt670 user that crashed when using that one very specific emote on that one very specific biome if he has exactly 67% HP while carrying the flag and the crisper!
There's no reason why I shouldn't use and abuse the fuck out of the supply pack glitch at this point.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:12:27 PM
No.544785464
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:16:22 PM
No.544785857
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>>544782685
Whatever they railroaded into, is what happens. Didn't the stupid rifle MO end at, like 50% completion and still get declared a victory? Doing MOs is stupid.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:24:15 PM
No.544786695
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Loby Doko
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:25:42 PM
No.544786830
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>>544783169
???
Brother are you really this retarded. This 3 liner lore is made after the fact when they realize they need to change values or the MOs will be impossible/too easy if they leave it be. It is straight railroading.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:29:34 PM
No.544787243
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>>544787895
Happy Halloween :)
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:30:20 PM
No.544787327
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>>544778257
We instead suffer under the yoke of squid MOs bringing the hordes of unwashed mass divers in who then get things removed or giga nerfed
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:32:02 PM
No.544787520
[Report]
Scratches bug
Sniffs fingers
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:33:37 PM
No.544787691
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LOBBY DOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:33:54 PM
No.544787732
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>>544787946
>got the law enforcement warbond
>the AR is shit
>try the electric grenade launcher
>it fucking slaps
>actually kills bugs more reliably than the regular one
>round reload, slow but practical
>no weird grenade bounce that can kill you or get you killed
Phew, at least one good thing in here.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:35:18 PM
No.544787895
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>>544787243
... INVISIBLE
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:35:48 PM
No.544787946
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>>544789340
>>544787732
Blue mechs r kewl
I like combining the blue stuff with my yogurt diver
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:38:13 PM
No.544788203
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>>544788436
I need a lil rundown on a Hivelord build
Never fought one before and ive mustered enough courage this time around
>lvl 39let
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:40:21 PM
No.544788436
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>>544788203
Eagle strafing run, commando, orbital gatling
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:41:48 PM
No.544788595
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>>544839714
Someone should make a mod where the mechs have a dummy thicc booty with jiggle physics
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:47:18 PM
No.544789119
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>>544790124
>first time fighting hive lord
>he ignores all 4 of us and refuses to surface
>beelines for the oil rig and sends it to space
>OBJECTIVE FAILED
Alright where can I send death threats?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:49:26 PM
No.544789340
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:57:22 PM
No.544790124
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>>544789119
Doing oil rig missions when the worm is in play is a fool's errand. Pretty much any other mission is a better choice. Which is saying something because normally the rig mission is pretty much a freebie because nothing other than the worm and or retarded/trolling helldivers can destroy it. It's also my favourite mission on that biome. Being a space trucker with a mountain AC cannon to blast at dragons being pests is comfy.
>Stalker just shrugged the fart cloud if the harpoon didn't finish it
DoT sucks
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:10:37 PM
No.544791537
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>>544791840
>>544791113
You gotta stay nuts to butts with the host or just host yourself if you want your DoT to work properly. Swedes still haven't figured this technology out yet.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:12:47 PM
No.544791742
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>>544791920
>>544791113
Bugs give zero fucks if they’re fully engulfed in flames, they don’t even get slowed or anything. These swedish faggots can’t do anything right.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:13:51 PM
No.544791840
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>>544792068
>>544791537
How the fuck are dots still broken, AH broke it months ago with the stun (((bugfix))) and are doing nothing to adress that dots are completly fucked outside of solo play.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:14:36 PM
No.544791920
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>>544791742
Bugs don't feel pain, fear, or remorse, Helldiver. Only you can protect us from the Terminid menace.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:15:59 PM
No.544792068
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>>544791840
"if we ignore it long enough, everyone will grow accustomed to it and stop complaining" -actual leaked Arrowhead internal communication
>>544791113
>Game about fighting endless horde of enemies while cooperating with other players
>Crowd Control doesn't work half the time, and they are far more expensive than just outright killing them
Genuinely what's wrong with sweden
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:17:19 PM
No.544792212
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>>544792082
Grunt fantasy, bro.
>>544792082
I was joining a game on Oshaune and saw some dipshit was using the stun grenade launcher from force of law. I left immediately.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:18:21 PM
No.544792305
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>>544792634
>>544792082
judging by the amount of enemies with ragdoll attacks, you're not supposed to control the crowd, the crowd is supposed to control you
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:20:27 PM
No.544792529
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>>544792831
>>544792302
I assume you mean the Urchin which actually is useless dogshit, not the de-escalator
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:20:40 PM
No.544792549
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>>544792831
>>544792302
>stun grenade launcher
>>544792305
>stalker tongue launchers you like 30 feet
Without a doubt the dumbest shit in the game
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:21:31 PM
No.544792652
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>>544792082
Yes nigger this is totally the case, the gas in hit game Helldivers 2 (2024) sucks lole why even use it
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:22:28 PM
No.544792768
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>>544792634
imagine the rimjobs though
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:23:04 PM
No.544792828
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>>544792634
I really hate the pred hunter when it does its tongue lash
>>544792529
>>544792549
I meant the de-escalator, is it not a stun weapon? Am I retarded??
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:23:57 PM
No.544792918
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>host
>everything fixates on you
>no added delay for enemy attacks or AI calculations
>enemies have better targeting because no possible desync
>game gets easier for clients the further away they are
>devs dont understand this and keep implementing new enemies that conflict with this, creating drastic difficulty disparity between host and client
>confirmed by rupture strain launching the way it did
>>544792831
It is and is fine for bugs
Don't let the memers control you
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:25:35 PM
No.544793107
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>>544793410
>>544792831
anon, I...
>>544792960
reading comprehension
>>544792960
>>544793107
I abandoned a game because I was retarded. The real question is whether or not it’s worth getting FoL just for that. The armor is pretty cool. I could see utility for the zap dog, but I almost always use a jump pack or warp pack
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:28:56 PM
No.544793482
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>>544793410
Force of Lol is dogshit, especially since they nerfed arc stun
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:30:04 PM
No.544793621
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>>544793410
No, it's been fixed. You are no longer able to kill charger or BT reliably with it and the reloading is ass. Just run the harpoon gun if you want to CC.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:30:07 PM
No.544793630
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>>544792634
strangley enough the tongue slap makes stalkers less lethal, they can easily hack you to death in like two or three hits, but most of the time they just ragdoll you out of their own range and cloak to re-engage after you've stimmed up
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:30:42 PM
No.544793686
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>>544793410
also the pacifier is one of the worst primaries in the game
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:32:26 PM
No.544793870
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>>544794394
I can't find a good answer for this online: How is the speargun versus the dragonroach? Does it kill with headshots, and does the gas do anything?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:36:10 PM
No.544794267
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lol
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:37:20 PM
No.544794394
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>>544793870
Lol no, they are super heavy enemy and is immune to CC, instead you grab the ORC. You need consecutive headshot to theoretically kills it which is easier said than done.
Maybe try to headshot BT and see how many harpoons does it take? They have the same stat after all.
someone level my weapons for me how do you guys do this to get the boring ones done quickly
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:42:27 PM
No.544794960
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>>544795175
>>544794883
What are the boring ones
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:42:54 PM
No.544795024
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>>544803875
>>544794883
just join a mission near completion
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:43:30 PM
No.544795091
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>>544794883
you only bother with the ones with attachments that benefit you
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:43:59 PM
No.544795142
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>>544795703
Pleeeasse...
which armor is in rotation right now... I need to know...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:44:24 PM
No.544795175
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>>544794960
all of your favorites
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:48:50 PM
No.544795703
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>>544795142
cowboy yeehaw
Is the quickdraw emote actually useful in combat?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:50:55 PM
No.544795938
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>>544804709
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:52:28 PM
No.544796118
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>>544795804
forget to select it so i always end up kicking the air or standing at parade rest
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:53:08 PM
No.544796210
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>>544796450
>>544793410
>The real question is whether or not it’s worth getting FoL just for that.
lmao no. The only thing of value from that warbond is in the superstore, and it's the smart pistol. It's the perfect answer for the ayys' eyebots. The armour is also just okay for the explosive res and no bleed damage on chest injury.
>>544796210
arc grenade is SS+ tier but nobody takes it because it's technically broken
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:56:25 PM
No.544796631
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>>544799282
>>544796450
The arc grenade is not a force of law item. The FoL grenade is the urchin. That sticky nade that stuns instead of kills shit.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 7:56:40 PM
No.544796660
[Report]
Communique to Jaguarheads:
Current rotation helmet goes great with Jaguar armor. Not a 100% match but colors feel just right.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:00:46 PM
No.544797147
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>>544799282
>>544796450
Arc Grenade is Control Group thoughbeit
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:03:14 PM
No.544797439
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>>544797608
>>544796450
arc items = gambling for nerds
explosive items = gambling for gods
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:04:52 PM
No.544797608
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>>544797439
GL is without question a more functional support weapon, but Arc Thrower is WAY cooler.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:04:53 PM
No.544797609
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>>544797820
?????????????????????
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:06:16 PM
No.544797761
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>>544792082
>came made by swedes
>literally only sub saharan africans in the game
They are mentally ill
>>544797609
You forgot to add water to the boiler silly
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:08:30 PM
No.544798006
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>>544798554
>>544797820
MY BOILER WAS RUNNING DRY????? OH MY GOD IT'S GOING TO OVERHEAT THE CIRCUIT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D10 any
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244664783621/76561198027910192
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:13:47 PM
No.544798554
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:20:25 PM
No.544799282
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>>544796631
>>544797147
wow I'm retarded. FoL is even worse than I thought
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:22:36 PM
No.544799496
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>>544801414
i have the detonation warbond. what next?
steeled veterans
pyrophiliacs
truth enforcers
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:26:34 PM
No.544799906
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>>544800337
>>544799767
None of those lol. Get Control Group or Cutting Edge.
>Progress is 27.3xxx% at liberation rate of 2.22% per hour
>It would take roughly 33 hours to liberate Oshaune
>MO time left is 33 hours
Whoah sasuga Joel
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:28:35 PM
No.544800114
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>>544799981
Another "totally not rigged" nailbiter MO from Joel!
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:28:41 PM
No.544800127
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>>544799981
I'M BITING MY NAILS ALREADY
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:30:36 PM
No.544800318
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>>544800428
>>544799981
>>MO time left is 33 hours
Retard
>>544799906
control group seems like it has very little and cutting edge seems like a shit armor bonus unless you convince teammates to run arc weapons
why those?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:31:37 PM
No.544800428
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There won’t even be a cool cape to commemorate the longform jerkoff that was Oshaune.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:33:43 PM
No.544800637
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>>544800491
I think Joel wanted to recreate feeling of Super Earth. This long drawn out battle but because they are swedes, its just a series of fuck ups and blunders.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:34:58 PM
No.544800748
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>>544800491
good. bugdivers don't get capes
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:35:29 PM
No.544800812
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>>544801414
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:35:45 PM
No.544800832
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>>544800337
Warp pack is very useful
Arc grenade is ok/10
Variable has a peak physique tax but the full burst mode can do funnies oneshotting some heavy weakspots
Armor passive is interesting especially against predditors that won't bypass it by gibbing you
Epoch is in a much better place now that it actually has demo 30
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:36:34 PM
No.544800902
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>>544761651
ill goon to your post anon, you fucking slut
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:37:57 PM
No.544801027
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>>544784475
cheers lads
nailbiter missions all around
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:38:10 PM
No.544801047
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>>544800337
>Control Group
Literally for the warp pack. The laser turret is pretty good too, as is the Variable. The Epoch is decent against bugs, but hot dogshit against bots.
>Cutting Edge
Blitzer is great, Sickle is quite good and I get some utility out of the Dagger. Punisher plasma is good too, functions more like a grenade launcher than a shotty.
That said, I should have told you Servants of Freedom instead. Dickle is amazing, Ultimatum is crutch-tier good and armor that blows up and takes enemies with you is nice if you play aggressively. It also has the portable hellbomb, which is never not useful.
>>544800491
Your liberty day cape bro?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:41:51 PM
No.544801412
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>>544801223
It’s an ugly turd
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:41:52 PM
No.544801414
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>>544799496
>>544800812
try again now, some randos joined and now left
2/4
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:45:23 PM
No.544801737
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>>544801223
Incredibly inferior to the super earth cape
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:46:46 PM
No.544801879
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>>544804502
All these cool capes and armors I won't get
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:48:32 PM
No.544802049
[Report]
Are we the only live service game that doesn’t celebrate Halloween?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:48:34 PM
No.544802052
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>>544799767
Servants of Freedom
Urban Legends
Polar Patriots
Steeled Veterans
In generally that order. Also, Control Group if you want to be able to solo farm SC more easily.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:50:02 PM
No.544802193
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:52:34 PM
No.544802448
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>>544798232
>crashed twice
sorry brahs i'm giving up on this lobby
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:52:56 PM
No.544802476
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>>544798232
game crashed fuck this MO fuck Oshaune
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:54:41 PM
No.544802628
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>>544762187
Great blog post, thanks gaywad.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:56:57 PM
No.544802847
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>>544771697
I’d assume it was some gay joke unless the dude stuck his neck out of the TV screen like the Ring and started snarling.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:57:00 PM
No.544802854
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>>544798232
>connection lost as host
>lost all people
fuck this, lobby closed
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:59:09 PM
No.544803053
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>>544775995
t. shoots everyone at extract for no reason so we lose the samples
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:01:09 PM
No.544803223
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>>544803573
>>544778257
I’m still busy battling for The Beach which has become the battle for the Cancri sector, I’ve been on Effluvia since Seyshel was liberated. Get the fuck in here.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:04:44 PM
No.544803573
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>>544803223
>playing squids for like a year or more
I’ll uninstall first
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:07:46 PM
No.544803875
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>>544822675
>>544794883
>>544795024
This, I just keep jumping from pub to pub using the radar to find a mission that’s like 10 minutes in already.
Wall defense missions and Eradicate missions give you half the normal amount of XP due to some glitch so avoid those.
Just jump blitz to blitz searching for missions in progress.
#patchthewalls
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:13:20 PM
No.544804371
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>>544795804
No
I just use it to jack off on the ship
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:14:42 PM
No.544804502
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>>544801879
my greatest regret in life is not having the aqua blue preorder helmet. I don’t even care about the armor, but the helmet… and I will never have it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:16:49 PM
No.544804709
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>>544809331
>>544795804
>>544795938
It could be if you really leaned into it. It makes it so you draw and fire your sidearm instantly, so you would just have to get good with the frames of hip firing with whatever sidearm you wanted. How useful this really is idk. Couldn’t hurt to be good with either way. You can do some fucky shit with the Ultimatum too iirc.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:18:53 PM
No.544804926
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>>544805151
>>544799767
>1. Viper Commandos
>2. thermite Warbond
>3. ultimatum Warbond
>get the rest of the warbonds in release order
You’re welcome, cadets.
>>544780835
>use 380mm barrage to counter hive lords
I'm unsure what they mean by this. Is it simply a joke? Are they intentionally trying to give players bad advice? Or are they simply completely unskilled at their own game, and they're foolishly assuming that the "biggest" red stratagem is a good answer to the biggest enemy like a underaged noob who just assumes that bigger must be better?
Also:
>tectonic disturbances caused by an increase in 380 meme barrages
Who the fuck is bringing 380 meme barrage to cave missions?!?!?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:19:57 PM
No.544805024
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>Resistance dropped from 5% to 4.5%
Did I miss a big shitflinging episode 300 responses long between the guy who said resistance lowers as liberation continues and the guy who said it doesn't? I got some lunch today and I need something to watch while I eat.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:21:15 PM
No.544805151
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>>544805343
>>544804926
>anon says he has DemDet
>frogposting retard nigger says “hurr get da thermite one!!1”
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:22:04 PM
No.544805230
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>>544804956
Theres something you have to understand. Every single DSS buff is rigged to activate whenever Joel wants it.
He only ever does anything when a dss buff is activated so it makes players think the Galactic war is dynamic when the reality is literally everything is scripted and railroaded.
Bots doing back to back high level attacks? What a coincidence! Eagle storm is off CD!
Hive lords mysteriously gone? Oh wow! Look at that! the 380 from the DSS brought them back out!
>>544804956
>Who the fuck is bringing 380 meme barrage to cave missions?!?!?
We have one retard on the last lobby before the heavy ordnance got activated and brought 380 and Napalm on nuke nursery cave mission.
>>544805151
I was saying that as a general statement to everyone (cadets), you psycho faggot troon. KYS
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:29:38 PM
No.544805994
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>>544806262
>>544805343
>REEEEEEEEEE TROON TROON TROON
actually commit suicide, you larping retard.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:30:40 PM
No.544806096
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>>544806262
>>544805343
>you psycho faggot troon
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:32:09 PM
No.544806252
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>>544783795
>I need a hive lord killer loadout. I also heard that damage to the hive lord carries over to other missions in the operation, is this true? Alsi, does killing a hivelord in one mission stop it from spawning in the next?
The only part of your build that you should compromise for anti-hivelord duty is freeing up one slot to bring Eagle Strafing run. The other highly impactful stratagem is the AC mech, but you should have been bringing that to caves anyway. Everything else that is really good vs the hive lord is some mix of either being shit dealing with cave stuff and/or is vulnerable to being wasted if the hive lord decides to just body slam you first moments after you spawn it. The AC mech is vulnerable to being wasted by being body slammed, but it's worth it since it's actually really fucking useful for the rest of the mission.
Priority #1 is to break one of its armored plates. If you're on foot then you should throw as many strafing runs at the hivelord as you can while spending the rest of your time focusing on keeping the rest of the smaller bugs under control. If you are in the AC mech, you want to concentrate all of your AC fire on a single armor plate. If someone is already spamming AC fire into a plate then concentrate your own fire on the same plate.
Once a plate has been destroyed, then keep throwing strafing runs at it and concentrate fire on the squishy exposed bits. I think technically things like the auto-cannon in flak mode or the HMG have the highest DPS vs the exposed flesh, but it's not worthy compromising your build to bring those for the hive lord. If the flesh is exposed then just keep doing what you were doing and you're close to winning.
> I also heard that damage to the hive lord carries over to other missions in the operation
reddit lies
>Alsi, does killing a hivelord in one mission stop it from spawning in the next?
more reddit lies.
>tl;dr
repeatedly apply AC mech and strafing run to the hive lord.
>>544805994
>>544806096
male children aren’t women, back to your trooncord pedos
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:32:42 PM
No.544806316
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:34:30 PM
No.544806498
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>>544805247
I can sort of understand napalm for bottling up bug breaches in areas that are outside or in open areas in caves. I think tesla tower or NEATs is probably the better call most of the time vs predator bugs. NEATs in particular can be called down in open sky parts of the caves to ignite breaches in adjacent chambers.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:36:27 PM
No.544806695
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>>544782491
but why? what do they hope to establish by us failing?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:36:46 PM
No.544806730
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:37:52 PM
No.544806837
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>>544806262
Lmao schizo meltie
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:38:34 PM
No.544806913
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>>544806507
It's amazing vs squid drops. Wrecks fleshmobs. Good at igniting stuff in caves that you can't hit with napalm barrage or eagle naplam. Can potentially kill roaches in one hit. I wish it had a shorter cooldown.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:39:58 PM
No.544807060
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>>544805247
kek I remeber now, I clipped him calling it in cause it was so bewildering to see, though he was a level 60 smthn so it wasn't surprising
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:43:26 PM
No.544807402
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>>544806507
They're decent. Too bad fire sucks now. An expendable ABRL would have been better
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:56:22 PM
No.544808610
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>>544808798
lobby doko
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:57:05 PM
No.544808682
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>>544809170
>Hive Lord is back
>What? You wanted the rest of the Rupture Strain? The subrace that was DESIGNED for this planet and terrain, and was the main star of the update? Noooooooooo, sorry! You're stuck with the Shittator Strain! But you can fight them on other planets though~ :3
You can't even begin to fathom my hatred of Swedefags.
>>544808610
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244673838754/
d10 bugs
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:00:41 PM
No.544809016
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>>544809056
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:02:23 PM
No.544809170
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>>544808682
Something something epic clincher at the end where the full might of the terminids try to stop our liberation and release ze digger bugs
They're so fucking predictable
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:03:56 PM
No.544809315
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>>544809470
>>544809056
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244673838754/
>>544809056
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:04:04 PM
No.544809331
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>>544804709
I imagine it'd be good with bushwhacker as emergency against stalkers
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:05:21 PM
No.544809470
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>>544809315
>>544809254
why do you think that may be
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:07:06 PM
No.544809642
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>>544813030
>>544809254
nothing made me want a wife more than holo and lawrence did when I watched spice and wolf.
man.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:18:59 PM
No.544810809
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>>544811138
Listen up, my bugchasing slaves. You better not fail this Oshaune MO like last time or youll the botchads will mock us AND THEN youll be seething again. I dont think you'd like that, now would you?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:20:17 PM
No.544810924
[Report]
robby roko
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:20:54 PM
No.544810985
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>>544811051
What's happening here? Is the Coyote that good or are people having fun with the new warbond?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:21:30 PM
No.544811051
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>>544811145
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:22:27 PM
No.544811138
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>>544810809
there are no bug players anymore they all switched to bots because arrowhead ruined bugs.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:22:32 PM
No.544811145
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>>544811051
I haven't played more than a a half-dozen hours of HD2 in the last month.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:23:38 PM
No.544811235
[Report]
>>544771697
When I was at a yard sale I saw a disc with a "HELLd--e-s 2" written on it with a cheap marker, the divers part of the name was all smudged and barely readable.
I always wanted to play Helldivers 2 but my family said swedish games damn your soul forever, when I asked the guy running the sale about this disc, his expression was clearly troubled and unsure as if he was guilty of something.
He told me he's unsure of where the disc even came from and without looking me in the eyes even once, handed the disc to me for free.
When I booted it up that nite, I will never forget what I saw.
As soon as it started playing I saw the intro that I've watched on youtube previously... except everything was darker and screams could be heard in the distance, then as the bug killed the family you could hear him laugh instead and shout "Sweet liberty... YESSS!!!" while keeping his manic laughter.
Then the intro just stopped... on a close up shot of a hyper realistic looking maimed family as if it was a real photo still bleeding hyper realistic blood, as soon as their hyper realistic blood reached the screen, it started pouring out of my TV slightly less realiatically.
I wanted to scream and run but then I heard knocking on my door, thinking it's my parents I opened them but instead it was Alexus and Joel, my heroes... except they had no eyes, the smell of rotting fish filled my room.
I wanted to run, to escape but I felt them grab me and pull out surströmming, I couldn't even scream as they shoved a rotten fish after rotten fish inside my mouth.
I lost consciousness at that moment, when I woke up I saw that Helldivers 2 was still installed, but now its filesize took up several terabytes, how was that possible???
>cave update
>caves are dark as fuck
>caves are claustrophobic as fuck
>shotguns don't have flashlights
but why
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:27:04 PM
No.544811579
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>>544811734
lob a bee at me doko
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:27:55 PM
No.544811664
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>>544811259
Buy the halo bond :)
Also Breaker has them
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:28:44 PM
No.544811734
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:40:37 PM
No.544812842
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>>544811259
Theyre not dark tho, I wish they were pitch black or at least as close to getting as dark as possible like moon biome shadows
I am being mind controlled by squid pussy.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:42:47 PM
No.544813030
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:43:10 PM
No.544813072
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>>544812905
This dude’s cloacawhipped lmao
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:43:51 PM
No.544813132
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>>544813393
I NEED a lobby
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:45:48 PM
No.544813303
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>>544812905
You're supposed to give them democracy correction, fool
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:46:47 PM
No.544813393
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>>544813132
Make one yourself then, retard.
Which Warbond do I get next between Energy, Jungle Dorks, Cops and Gaylo?
Need more horror porn for Halloween of squiggers mind controlling and fucking our women in front of us
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:51:04 PM
No.544813756
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>>544813513
Jungle has a great armor perk, a great primary, one of the game's best boosters, a fun secondary, but one of the worst throwables.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:51:06 PM
No.544813757
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>>544813513
I think energy is probably the best, or just get the one you like the look of the most, it looks like you have all the good warbonds already if those are the ones you're looking at
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:52:04 PM
No.544813826
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>>544813947
>>544813712
>Soulless coomer slop
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:53:22 PM
No.544813947
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>>544814102
>>544813826
having a oc makes it soulful but i'm pretty sure the artist is korean so that reduces the soul so i'd say it's 50% soulful coomer slop
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:53:29 PM
No.544813953
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>>544813712
Sorry man, too busy playing medieval incest simulator 3.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:53:39 PM
No.544813968
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>>544813513
energy > jungle dorks >> cops >>>> gaylo
>everyone brings mechs
>multiple strafing runs
>they still refuse to fight the hive lord
I hate the pussy gay faggot player base
>>544813947
>cuck shit
its 100% soulless coomer slop
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:56:18 PM
No.544814219
[Report]
>>544816093
>>544774449
>bring arc thower and zap dog
>be at the front of the team because arc troopers lead the way
>I'm chain firing arc thrower and moving at a walking pace while keeping the entire patrol/breach stunlocked and killing all the chaff
>teammate runs ahead of me because he's not shooting and can sprint full speed
>hammer the 5 key to get get the zap dog called in and have to stop locking down the patrol/breach including the 2 chargers I was chain stunning for the guy with the AT who is refusing to use it
or
>bring arc thrower and zap dog
>take up position to intercept a patrol or lock down a breach
>teammates instantly orbit the breach/patrol to stand on the other side of it in the direct line of my arc chains
>have to stop arcing because they put my teammates put themselves in a spot that will get them killed if I don't
this is my experience as an arc thrower main
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:56:21 PM
No.544814220
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>>544814479
>>544814001
>gaynigger hive lord spam body slams everyone and tosses people left right and center all match long
>bring shit to deal with him early so we can be done with it
>fucker starts hiding after the first five minutes and only shows up at extract
more like FAGGOT LORD
>>544814102
i self insert as the squid, it's hypno so it's for people who like hypnotism and magic tricks to self insert
>>544814001
If I wanted to fight a giant monster that was actually developed with the intent of it being fun and having more than 4 moves I'd play Monster Hunter, not this swedeslop.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:58:59 PM
No.544814479
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>>544814220
It's cuz someone split and he started chasing them.
>>544814349
filtered
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:00:14 PM
No.544814587
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>>544814238
>i self insert as the squid
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:02:07 PM
No.544814760
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>>544814102
no one is getting cucked in the image anon...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:02:31 PM
No.544814794
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>>544814238
>i self insert as the squid
DO, arrest that man.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:12:31 PM
No.544815714
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>>544814349
IMO the hive lord is just too goddamn big to be fun. Everything it does just covers so much ground it's more like simon says than a fight.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:16:45 PM
No.544816093
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>>544814219
As a flamethrower enjoyer, take it from me—kill or maim your teammates without hesitation. They’ll fuck off out of the ouch zone quickly.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244680283913/
d10 probably oshaune or something
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:24:14 PM
No.544816814
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:27:32 PM
No.544817113
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Alright I did my daily mandated 2 D10 Oshaune Ops so I can leave now. Sorry I'm not putting up with Predator Strain bugs in the holes for more than that per day.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:30:18 PM
No.544817387
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Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:32:22 PM
No.544817609
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>>544816612
come play bideogame
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:33:20 PM
No.544817691
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>>544814238
You'll get yours you betentacled bastard
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:37:29 PM
No.544818052
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>>544819779
even though im getting raped and failing every other op on oshaune D10 im not touching the difficulty can someone do a few D1 runs to offset my retarded loadouts please
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:45:38 PM
No.544818808
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Helldivers 2 just HARD COCKED my asshole
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:46:12 PM
No.544818861
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warbond doko
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:56:18 PM
No.544819779
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>>544820224
>>544818052
what is your loadout?
>>544819779
purifier
GP
thermite
RR
gun mech
strafing
MG sentry
>cpu fried
>won't be able to get a new one until december
they are delaying the warbond until then right?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:01:16 AM
No.544820275
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>>544821126
>>544820224
>gun mech
...why
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:05:16 AM
No.544820686
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>>544821067
>>544820249
>he didn't change the thermal paste
>he didn't buy platinum rated PSU
>he bought worst mobo in existence
>he overclocked without thinking
pick one
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:06:24 AM
No.544820782
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>>544820249
The warbond is shit, you aren’t missing anything
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:08:02 AM
No.544820924
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>>544821364
>>544820249
It's an Eravin warbond that focus on stealth in a game that is literally not even designed for stealth. It doesn't matter if they're delaying it when it's going to be Force of Law levels of trash gear.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:09:29 AM
No.544821067
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>>544821728
>>544820686
Yeah, bro. Its just a wild coincidence that Helldivers 2 is just giving everyone hardware issues. Totally unrelated.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:09:52 AM
No.544821114
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>no flag on Oshaune that says there is predator strain on it
>maps are still dogshit and are either 90% muck or caves that remove an entire mechanic from the game
Just fucking nuke this dogshit planet from orbit.
Fuck 7-11, fuck the gloom and fuck arrowhead
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:09:56 AM
No.544821126
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>>544820275
not him but continuous machine gun fire lighting up the caves is kino
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:10:42 AM
No.544821196
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Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:11:14 AM
No.544821248
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>>544813712
What if you were mind controlling a Helldiver then she immediately rapes you
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:12:21 AM
No.544821364
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>>544820924
BUT MAH STEALTH.
i wish they'd just give us equipment that they play tested to not be certified dogshit for once.
we got the coyote and napalm eats. that's about it for "good" equipment
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:12:26 AM
No.544821371
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All these people that complain about the water slowing them down are the same people who place muscle booster as a C tier booster.
>down to 30k peak players since the 47k peak we got from the five week farce patch
AHs retarded balancing will put the game on the verge of death AGAIN, and sony will beat them into buffing shit again just like last year
AH has learned nothing from the bullshit that led to the 60 day patch.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:13:05 AM
No.544821441
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>>544823145
>>544820224
replace purifier with blitzer (shoot and backpedal in between shots)
replace gp with ulti (for heavies)
replace RR with gas dog (make sure you're close to host/are host)
dunno see if this helps
>>544821402
>Doing better than Left 4 Dead 2
You'll live.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:16:05 AM
No.544821728
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>>544822052
>>544821067
I play on W10 and actually my CPU doesn't even change it's clocks to max them out. Even better, it actually lowers the clocks to 3.1Ghz because the game doesn't max it out.
I will actually blame micro$hit first and arrowhead 2nd. The game engine is C++ based and it wouldn't be even able to change the clocks unless you went all way to using new libraries or code while having kernel access. HD2 simply can't do that. Now, their shitty ass anticheat is kernel anticheat which is bad, and micro$hit using AI for writing code and recently shipping an update that rekt SSDs is another thing.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:16:16 AM
No.544821745
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>>544821895
>>544821492
brother that game is 15 years old
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:16:47 AM
No.544821791
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>>544821895
>>544821492
anon l4d2 is 16 years old and barely kept alive with modded servers.
it shouldn't be compared to a recent live service game.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:17:26 AM
No.544821861
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>>544822356
>chargers still as quiet as a mouse
Not a single retard at AH that knows audio mixing
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:17:35 AM
No.544821878
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>>544821402
>retarded balancing
Balancing? Balancing is not the issue. I have played sparingly the past month since it keeps crashing. This is coming from someone who played almost every day for the past year.
I want to play the game but I cannot. I am physically barred from having an enjoyable experience. Balancing changes nothing. They need to fix their broken mess of code if they want a return of players. I guarantee you that is the core reason people are leaving.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:17:43 AM
No.544821895
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>>544822353
>>544821745
>>544821791
Have you seen the state of other coop games
You'll live.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:19:13 AM
No.544822052
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>>544822190
>>544821728
>HD2 simply can't do that.
Yeah, bro. Its just a wild coincidence that Helldivers 2 is just giving everyone hardware issues. Totally unrelated.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:19:31 AM
No.544822080
[Report]
If valve figured out how to make ground fire visuals accurate and consistent 15 years ago maybe these swigger fucks should email gabe and see if he can help
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:19:45 AM
No.544822106
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>>544822227
>>544821492
anon... todays peak was 30k players for HD2
We're losing to L4D2
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:20:35 AM
No.544822190
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>>544822379
>>544822052
As you might have noticed if you read my whole post, HD2 can't do that. Anticheat can though.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:20:54 AM
No.544822227
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>>544822462
>>544822106
>WE ONLY HAD THIRTY THOUSAND PEOPLE!!!
You'll live
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:22:07 AM
No.544822353
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>>544821895
>everything else is shit so it's ok
Why are you coping? if you like the game this much go play it instead of sitting around a Mongolian throat singing board coping.
put down your phone and play.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:22:09 AM
No.544822356
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>>544821861
Oh no, the sound is there alright. But now the problem is that if the game has to play more than 8 sounds in an instance, the next sound cue after that is completely ignored by the game, which can create another "silent enemy" issue.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:22:24 AM
No.544822379
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>>544823504
>>544822190
>"Theres no way shitty code can fuck up MY Pc!"
Yeah, bro. Its just a wild coincidence that Helldivers 2 is just giving everyone hardware issues. Totally unrelated.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:23:11 AM
No.544822462
[Report]
>>544822969
>>544822227
>going from 47k to 30k in less than a week is fine actually
>yeah no problem with over a third of players just fucking off lmao
You'll cope
And when the game is back to regularl sub-10k peaks you will cope even harder
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:25:23 AM
No.544822675
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>>544824817
>>544803875
blitch is bugged too
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:26:30 AM
No.544822783
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>>544823112
i beting on we reaching 10k player before the end of the year after the stealth warbond is force of law levels of bad
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:27:59 AM
No.544822929
[Report]
Patriot is better than Emancipator for Hive Lords because it has vastly higher DPS, so you can just dump the rockets quick and go back throwing eagles. Most people waste half of their Emancipator ammo on adds or get the arms blown off anyway so higher theoretical total damage doesnt matter.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:28:21 AM
No.544822969
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>>544822462
>"MUH SLIPPERY SLOPE!!!! THIS TIME FOR SURE!!!!"
Youll live
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:29:38 AM
No.544823112
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>>544822783
Naw at least the c4 looks like it can be salvaged.
If they fix the detonator shit.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:29:59 AM
No.544823145
[Report]
>>544821441
actually this loadout sucks on a bile spewer seed (testing on d10 solo), but with teammates you'll clear up shop
Remember when this game used to be so popular the server can't handle hundreds thousand of people? Remember when people had to go AFK and let their device running overnight in fear of losing a spot? Remember when the youtubers and gaming news used to call Helldivers 2 the "new era of gaming"?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:31:46 AM
No.544823348
[Report]
Oh hey, there's still a feedback survey is up!
So if any of you want to give them more feedback they won't listen to except maybe as guidance on doing the opposite, you can waste some time on that!
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:32:04 AM
No.544823370
[Report]
I do not play for fun. I play the MO, or I do not play at all.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:33:23 AM
No.544823495
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>>544823627
I do not have fun playing the MO, so I do not play at all.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:33:30 AM
No.544823504
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>>544823651
>>544822379
Nigger do you know what C++ can do, or C++ engine like stingray can do? They don't write their anticheat. They write code for the stingray, since stingray is C++ based it can only do what C++ can do. To fuck up the hardware you need low level access, and while C++ does pose as low level language but it's called as such because it allows manual memory management and can incorporate assembly language bits for code optimization on specific hardware configurations. But it can't go past memory and to write software that actually can fuck up hardware is a software using specific hardware calls and access to other parts of the computer past the ram. C++ based program simply doesn't have capability to do this in any way or form. Not even if you used assembly code injection for the C++ code which C++ is capable of since assembly only does x86 calls instead of those specific hardware calls.
tl note: wood axe can't cut tungsten in half
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:33:32 AM
No.544823509
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Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:33:48 AM
No.544823530
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>>544823314
Pepperidge farm remembers
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:34:51 AM
No.544823627
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>>544823495
Based. For me, it's Arc Raiders now.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:35:03 AM
No.544823651
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>>544823719
>>544823504
Yeah, bro. Its just a wild coincidence that Helldivers 2 is just giving everyone hardware issues. Totally unrelated.
>>544823651
Tell me what OS you had on your fried machine.
Why the fuck did they have to nerf Reprimand, its reload speed was already awful and now it's also doing shit damage
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:36:49 AM
No.544823825
[Report]
Feels like the only way to make melee viable is shield generator. Which is ironic considering ballistic shield feels like it's sold as the perfect pairing for melee. Maybe I'm just using it wrong though.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:38:07 AM
No.544823958
[Report]
>>544824083
>>544823719
Yeah, bro. Its just a wild coincidence that Helldivers 2 is just giving everyone hardware issues. Totally unrelated.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:38:41 AM
No.544824007
[Report]
>>544824083
>>544823719
The OS is called: Yeah, bro. Its just a wild coincidence that Helldivers 2 is just giving everyone hardware issues. Totally unrelated.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:38:55 AM
No.544824039
[Report]
>>544823773
>shit talking the Defender
>can't play without his crutch
Yeah, checks out.
Hey guys did you know that THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW!
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:39:24 AM
No.544824083
[Report]
>>544824343
>>544823958
>>544824007
I accept your concession.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:40:03 AM
No.544824153
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>>544824065
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:41:06 AM
No.544824252
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>>544824065
This is why sound is disabled on most of 4chan because of assholes like you posting jump scares
>>544824083
Yeah, bro. Its just a wild coincidence that Helldivers 2 is just giving everyone hardware issues. Totally unrelated.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:42:35 AM
No.544824395
[Report]
>>544824580
>>544824065
actually we are inside the skeleton. 'we' are the brain and the brain is encased in the cranium
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:43:27 AM
No.544824468
[Report]
>>544824065
What the - FUCK
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:44:33 AM
No.544824563
[Report]
>>544824664
>every oshuooneh mission was braindead boring easy yesterday
>every mission is nonstop aids today
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:44:39 AM
No.544824580
[Report]
>>544824395
Yeah but you are technically a ghost trapped in a flesh prison
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:45:20 AM
No.544824654
[Report]
>>544824792
>>544824343
it's ok, you don't have to convince me any further that you're mouthbreathing retard
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:45:29 AM
No.544824663
[Report]
>>544806507
absolutely kino, you’re not gonna one-shot a bile titan with it though
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:45:29 AM
No.544824664
[Report]
>>544824563
>weekend warriors bad at the game
>neetkings good at the game
simple
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:45:48 AM
No.544824696
[Report]
>>544823314
>live-service done right! they said
It all feels so horribly wrong in retrospect. AH had one of the biggest live service game in their hands, the potential seemed limitless and they just threw it all away because of swedish retardation
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:46:47 AM
No.544824792
[Report]
>>544827471
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:47:09 AM
No.544824817
[Report]
>>544824905
>>544822675
blitzes give you like 1900XP if you clear them idk what you mean
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:47:10 AM
No.544824818
[Report]
>>544806507
tardtastic.
Pretty shit though, like you just treat them like anti-breach weapons. Would be 100 times better if they had an alternate cluster mode like airburst RL.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:48:02 AM
No.544824905
[Report]
>>544825232
>>544824817
they don't ever since a few warbonds back
you're lucky if you get 1000 xp for the short missions
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:48:39 AM
No.544824979
[Report]
>>544823773
This is such an untrue graphic wtf.
>launch game
>it keeps crashing to desktop without an error message
>3 times in a row now
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:51:05 AM
No.544825207
[Report]
>>544824982
Move on, like Roachstadt did. There is nothing but misery and PC breaking code left of this joke of a game now.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:51:29 AM
No.544825232
[Report]
>>544824905
Blitz missions is closing bug holes and destroying ships. They give you 1900. You’re thinking of Eradicate which is just a kill waves til the bird comes.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:52:09 AM
No.544825306
[Report]
>worm back to oh-sean
welp no reason to play now
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:52:59 AM
No.544825383
[Report]
>>544825464
>>544824982
Just reset your computer dumb shit. Your gay anime mods or whatever are probably using 200% CPU power or some shit.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:53:54 AM
No.544825464
[Report]
>>544825383
but I'm not using any mods....
>WAOWWW! PREDDITOR STRAIN AND THE REDDIT LORD! LETS GO KICK THEIR BEHINDS, REDDIT ARMY!
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:57:25 AM
No.544825813
[Report]
>>544826141
>shitters getting filtered by hivelord
Now watch them cope by saying they can solo 0 death Oshaune but apparently it's "too annoying" and why the hivelord should be removed from the game
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:58:27 AM
No.544825897
[Report]
>imagine thinking spamming gatling barrage and eagle strafe = hard enemy
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:01:14 AM
No.544826141
[Report]
>>544825813
It's just uppity botshitter tourists thinking since they can solo their braindead easy faction with unpopular stratagems, they can also do the same on hiveworld, especially with hivelords around. I expect them to scurry back to their baby mode faction and let the pros do their job.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:01:37 AM
No.544826171
[Report]
>>544826431
>>544825554
>”Let’s play the game guys.”
>This is reddit.
???? go back
kys
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:02:30 AM
No.544826261
[Report]
>ur being trolled
>no its u whos being trolled
great going guys
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:02:34 AM
No.544826269
[Report]
WHY ARE WE PLAYING ON A PLANET WHERE THERES A 50 FUCKING PERCENT CHANCE THE EXTRACT IS BUGGED?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:03:28 AM
No.544826353
[Report]
>>544825554
>wojaknigger
You're more reddit than actual redditors
>>544826171
Yeah, I will. I'll dive on a planet that isnt doesnt have "Funny_Reddit_Clip_Generator = t" coded in
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:04:45 AM
No.544826486
[Report]
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:04:47 AM
No.544826491
[Report]
tatsunoko vs capcom warbond when
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:05:43 AM
No.544826576
[Report]
>>544826759
>>544826576
>"Im not reddit! You are!"
Make sure you upload the funny clip of the reddit lord crushing the car and sending you into the air for extra karma!
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:08:39 AM
No.544826853
[Report]
>ha look at that the gator flipped
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:09:50 AM
No.544826956
[Report]
>>544827106
>>544826759
No one understands your point, reddit troon. Only reddit troons anatomically spam bullshit and move goalposts and create new arguments and bullshit from noting which is what you’re doing. Find Christ or find a rope.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:11:21 AM
No.544827093
[Report]
>>544826759
For someone who apparently don't use reddit you sure know a lot about how it works
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:11:27 AM
No.544827106
[Report]
>>544827675
>>544826956
This is the most reddit coded response I've seen in a while
>SAR
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:12:10 AM
No.544827164
[Report]
Kill yourself.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:15:20 AM
No.544827471
[Report]
>>544827502
>>544824792
Someone is mad that they don't know how to take care of their computer. Time to buy that $400 chip bud.
>>544827471
Yeah, bro. Its just a wild coincidence that Helldivers 2 is just giving everyone hardware issues. Totally unrelated.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:17:52 AM
No.544827675
[Report]
>>544827502
Fuck off youtube nigger.
>>544827106
you’re probably this guy
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:21:28 AM
No.544828025
[Report]
Guys. Its obvious that Helldivers 2 has nothing to do with killing your PC. It just so happens that all your hardware failures and poor build just happened to show symptoms the moment you opened Helldivers 2.
Anyone with pattern recognition can see it!
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:22:43 AM
No.544828139
[Report]
>>544828469
>worm shows up
>instantly one tap niggers the tanker
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:26:42 AM
No.544828469
[Report]
>>544829689
>>544828139
oh sorry, did you expect AH to fix that in the five weeks patch? Too bad, we were too busy nerfing and not putting in the notes while lying to everybodys face.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:27:04 AM
No.544828512
[Report]
>>544827502
Works on my machine
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:30:35 AM
No.544828829
[Report]
AND WHO ARE THEY ACCUSING THE GAME OF BEING REDDIT YOU MAY ASK? WHY, THE SOLOTRANNIES OF ALPHA-CENTAURI! THATS WHO!
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:31:16 AM
No.544828881
[Report]
>>544828965
>>544827502
Have a 5800x3d + 3080 12GB card and the game plays perfectly fine at 1440p. +80 fps at all times. I am sorry you got memed into buying unneeded GPU upgrades for nvidia jews.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:31:53 AM
No.544828936
[Report]
>>544827502
>everybody
No problems on my side. Fix your airflow nigger
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:32:17 AM
No.544828965
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Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:32:25 AM
No.544828970
[Report]
MY GAME WON'T FUCKING LAUNCHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:32:29 AM
No.544828978
[Report]
>>544829434
>>544827502
>everyone
>youtube grifter
Rule of thumb on 4chan: If someone is blatantly trolling (downplaying, shifting blame, reaction image, ect) Then that means that whatever theyre trying to deny is actually true and they themselves believe in it.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:34:11 AM
No.544829117
[Report]
I'm actually quite liking the life after death armour on Osha, since it squeezes just a little more life out of you if you do end up getting assfucked.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:36:55 AM
No.544829393
[Report]
>>544824982
Patch that fixes crash on launch... Soon...
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:37:26 AM
No.544829434
[Report]
>>544828978
There’s one ITT right now spamming.
>>544829079
This.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:39:16 AM
No.544829620
[Report]
>>544829079
based sign tappa
>>544828469
Sorry what happened?
I'v been out of the loop and thinking about getting back into the game.
Spoon fed tldr?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:41:06 AM
No.544829780
[Report]
>>544829838
>>544829689
Evrrhthing is fine except tranny modders who have a hard time with game crashes because of their gay sex mods.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:41:52 AM
No.544829838
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Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:42:53 AM
No.544829927
[Report]
>>544830093
>he's gonna samefag for 20 posts again
yawn
can we get an actually interesting schizo for once
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:44:38 AM
No.544830093
[Report]
>>544829927
How else is he gonna pay for dinner?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:49:39 AM
No.544830556
[Report]
> Invisible bug napalm
> callins routinely land on roofs of caverns
> extract bugged
> stims bugged
> one mission where it's impossible to call in supplies because of a bug
> reinforcement bug
> crash on startup
> crash on drop
> crash on host connect
> crash on crash report
I am going to do something more productive with my time and I suggest you all do the same.
>>544829689
The current situation is that when the hive lord spawns on the extract E-711 missions, if it emerges from underneath the tanker it can ragdoll the tanker and instantly kill it, resulting in a mission fail that you cannot predict, avoid, or mitigate. This was one of the biggest gripes with the first hive world ops and it still hasn't been addressed despite the AH team stating that it will be.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:54:29 AM
No.544830974
[Report]
>>544831543
>>544830731
You actually can somewhat mitigate it, but only by hugging walls tightly, since the worm prefers to pop out in open terrain instead of right up next to a wall.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:54:46 AM
No.544831019
[Report]
>>544830731
>fixed issue where hive lord spawns under tanker
>made tanker have a 1/20 chance to explode every minute to compensate.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:55:45 AM
No.544831106
[Report]
>hivebreaker lands on the roof AGAIN
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:00:07 AM
No.544831543
[Report]
>>544832320
>>544830974
> Stay out of open terrain and hug the walls
> By hugging the walls, the sides of the hundred-foot-long exploding hearse clip into the rocks, bones, and hills of the map
> Stuck in place
Sasuga
Man I love the Warrant, I hope we get a guided primary in the future
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:03:45 AM
No.544831897
[Report]
>>544832162
>>544831814
I want a TV guided missile
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:06:38 AM
No.544832162
[Report]
>>544833085
>>544831814
>>544831897
You already have the SPEAR and the SS. Do you trust AH to balance a guided primary across fire rate, cap, ergo, etc?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:07:31 AM
No.544832238
[Report]
>>544827502
I run this shit on e-waste and it works just fine.
>He's paying for beta-testing new hardware
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:07:38 AM
No.544832258
[Report]
>>544832902
they really need to buff MG43. Stalwart got so many buffs thanks to liberator that at this point I really can't justify bringing the former just for med pen.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:07:57 AM
No.544832282
[Report]
>>544831814
The Warrant would be so much better if the Unguided mode was worth a damn.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:08:27 AM
No.544832320
[Report]
>>544831543
Don't literally clip yourself into the walls, just be near enough that the worm's AI would rather not pop up near them.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:08:52 AM
No.544832378
[Report]
>>544833739
I hate to say it, but the brap thrower isn't half bad in the bug caves.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:09:08 AM
No.544832407
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>>544833041
Still no Stinger
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:13:45 AM
No.544832902
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>>544832258
You don't bring it for med pen, you bring it because it's cooler
>>544832407
bit silly for them to sit on it with the dropship issue mostly resolved and community crying their eyes out about the dragonroaches
this and the eagle AAM
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:15:30 AM
No.544833085
[Report]
>>544832162
>trust AH
lol
lmao
I still want a guided primary
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:16:34 AM
No.544833213
[Report]
>>544833305
>>544833041
>this and the eagle AAM
has anyone tried the 110mm rockets vs dragonroaches?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:17:25 AM
No.544833305
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>>544833213
they target a point on the ground and not the roach
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:17:26 AM
No.544833310
[Report]
>>544834313
>Heavy Ordnance Distribution allows actual progress on Oshaune
>"Hee hee hee, nope! Decay rate go up! Gotta have our nail biter!"
Seriously, fuck you Joel.
Fuck Oshaune what a dogshit piece of swiggerfilth
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:20:07 AM
No.544833590
[Report]
>>544834835
>>544833041
The dropship issue is most definitively not resolved.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:21:04 AM
No.544833675
[Report]
>>544833460
You don't accidentally die 8 times bro, that's genuinely on you
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:21:21 AM
No.544833708
[Report]
>>544833460
Get good, I'm half your level and get only 1d/avg per mission on oshaune d10
>>544827502
Its literally impossible to brick your PC like this unless your PC was a piece of shit or had some underlying hardware fault in the first place.
Remember when people said New world was bricking 4090s ? Turns out, it was just those specific card from a specific brand that has shit quality control and people ran the game uncapped full tilt and it killed a bunch of those GPUs.
So far there's only ONE (1) youtube niggers telling people the game bricked his rig.
Btw the game is still a piece of shit and i hate arrowhead. But i don't need made up shit to hate them, there's already plenty of bad stuff to go around.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:21:38 AM
No.544833739
[Report]
>>544832378
Please opine on your preferred method of brappmaxxing.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244673838754/
d10 oshaune
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:26:35 AM
No.544834213
[Report]
>>544834635
>>544833736
>"Hurricanes can't destroy houses! Houses get destroyed due to flaws in construction that get exarcerbateded by the strong winds and debris!"
- Actual case research I used to do for insurance companies.
>>544833460
with that many shots and 8 deaths your stalwart clearly isnt saving you
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:26:55 AM
No.544834237
[Report]
>>544833460
>Map with Hivelords, pedo bugs and roaches
>Brings a secondary low pen/ammo loadout
Adapt ur playstyle
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:27:38 AM
No.544834313
[Report]
>>544834523
>>544833310
>You're going to progress the narrative MY WAY.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:28:01 AM
No.544834348
[Report]
>Kill 50 thousand hive lords to reduce the enemy resistance.
https://youtu.be/bjOK2haxYK8?si=1zF7iMZdy27I4Haq&t=6
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:28:08 AM
No.544834360
[Report]
>>544834228
I was playing Lib Pen with grenade launcher support weapon, troon.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:28:18 AM
No.544834375
[Report]
>>544834174
>fvll already
bros...
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:28:55 AM
No.544834434
[Report]
>>544834356
BASED JOEL
Finally people will start fighting these
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:30:01 AM
No.544834523
[Report]
>>544834313
>6.5%
>making us kill hivelords when most the playerbase cant even function on this world
lol
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:30:10 AM
No.544834537
[Report]
>>544835029
>>544834356
>it's real
FUCK YOU SWEDEN
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:30:50 AM
No.544834584
[Report]
Get patriotpilled
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:31:22 AM
No.544834635
[Report]
>>544834718
>>544834213
Hey at least you didn't use a food analogy, so there's that. Retard.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:32:17 AM
No.544834713
[Report]
Looks like they need my help
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:32:21 AM
No.544834718
[Report]
>>544835082
>>544834635
>Analogy
It was my job to write bullshit like that to not pay people.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:33:06 AM
No.544834792
[Report]
>>544835038
>Kill 50,000 hie lords
All the randoms I have played with on the last 3 days avoid them even with emancipator suits and me managing to crack the plates they just run away to extract once the main objective is done. Literally an impossible side mission that will lose the MO.
Not diving on Oshaune? Not sure if you knew this man but MO progress is based on total player count so you're kinda throwing the game by diving on other planets. I get it though it's not your fault, this stuff isn't explained that well in game. But please in the future do what high command says because we're all in this together. Yes, you can dive anywhere you want but you need to understand this is not only a multiplayer game - but one made with the intention of there being a forever-war with a DM (that means Dungeon Master the guy who runs the game. It's based off of tabletop games like War Hammer) running the show. Please work WITH him not AGAINST him and we can finish this. Don't take it the wrong way man keep diving and if that doesn't work? Dive, dive, and dive again.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:33:37 AM
No.544834835
[Report]
>>544833590
the dropship crashing the game when you shoot down one too many one?
are we talking about the same thing?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:33:57 AM
No.544834874
[Report]
you vill kill ze gaylord
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:34:10 AM
No.544834895
[Report]
>>544834820
I'm going to keep diving on Fenmire, and I'm going to keep losing while I'm at it.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:35:31 AM
No.544835029
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>>544834537
I have a hard time believing 50k hive lords could even inhabit one planet at the same time
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:35:41 AM
No.544835038
[Report]
>>544834792
If pubbies refuse to cooperate than we will lose. It is the reality of this game. Fuck 'em for not trying and chasing blasts.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:35:41 AM
No.544835040
[Report]
>>544834820
I like city maps too much, and there aren't any on the OSHA violation planet. Sorry brah!
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:36:06 AM
No.544835082
[Report]
>>544835718
>>544834718
I don't give a fuck you fucking retard, this has nothing to do with a fucking PC. It is built so, unless you have faulty components or you knowingly fuck around in the bios and fuck shit up, it will protect himself from arm. If it gets too hot, it will throttle itself and/or shutdown. If your PC was made properly, it should be able to handle working at 100% CPU/GPU usage without a problem. AND IF NOT, IT WILL JUST THROTTLE DOWN AND SHUT DOWN.
Whats hard to understand with this, retard ? What kind of black magic do you think Arrowhead is pulling to brick a PC ? Forcing it to up the voltage ? Fucking moron, no shit you were working as some shit eating faggot for an insurrance.
>20 minutes into new side objective
>35,000 players
>Only 3 hive lords dead
Lmao. So fucked.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:38:07 AM
No.544835262
[Report]
>>544835225
it's 4 now
wagmi
>>544834228
>your stalwart clearly isn't save you
Not him but if you tell me a support weapon that can fend off the 40+ predator stalker bug breaches i'd genuinely love to know.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:41:21 AM
No.544835578
[Report]
>>544835345
Flamethrower + Enhanced Combustion should do the trick
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:41:35 AM
No.544835598
[Report]
>kill 50k reddit lords
ummm.. sorry.. but im just gonna.. not do that SORRY! SORRY! but im just not.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:41:49 AM
No.544835618
[Report]
>>544835345
A guy with a gatling sentry and blitzer can lock a pedo breach down on his own.
t. uses gatling sentry and blitzer
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:42:44 AM
No.544835718
[Report]
>>544835885
>>544835082
>"The damage to the house is not storm related because the damage was caused by debris moved by the storm and not the storm itself"
Yeah, yeah, I know this legalese song and dance. Fuck off.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:43:04 AM
No.544835758
[Report]
>>544835345
There's nothing wrong with Stalwart, the other posters are retarded.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:43:39 AM
No.544835836
[Report]
>>544836606
>>544835225
I want to know how AH calculates this shit. It's hard to imagine more than 10,000 hive lords on any given planet, and even then 5,000 is a reasonable target. Normal players will not go for that side objective.
>>544835718
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, friend. Kill yourself.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:44:57 AM
No.544835983
[Report]
>>544836054
>>544835885
>responding to the ragebaiting shitposter
what for?
whatever happened to "don't feed the troll"?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:45:10 AM
No.544836004
[Report]
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:45:56 AM
No.544836054
[Report]
>>544836247
>>544835983
I'm bored and the game is still in a shitty state so i won't play it.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:46:31 AM
No.544836109
[Report]
>>544836169
>random in
>0 reinforces (of course)
>triple stalkered while calling in gear
>eventually get reinforced
>squashed by faglord while calling in gear
>leave
>contemplate uninstall
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:47:13 AM
No.544836169
[Report]
>>544837135
>>544836109
>i want to play the game but i will never ever ever ever ever host
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:48:16 AM
No.544836247
[Report]
>>544836054
Nono, the game is fine. It's an operwtor and hardware issue. It doesn't need changes, updates, balance nor optimizations.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:48:56 AM
No.544836297
[Report]
>>544833736
Yeah, bro. Its just a wild coincidence that Helldivers 2 is just giving everyone hardware issues. Totally unrelated.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:50:00 AM
No.544836405
[Report]
>>544834356
FINALLY. wish I can make a lobby but IT KEEPS BRICKING ITSELF
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:52:06 AM
No.544836606
[Report]
>>544835836
There stupid math is that you get on average over an entire day you get each hour 3,500 teams of 4 dropping and with the extra time to kill a hive lord complete a mission in 30 minutes so 2 kills per hour. So in 72 hours they think the playerbase can potentially kill 500,000 hive lords. Which they reduce to 10% to be 'fair' to players that don't want to do that.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:52:19 AM
No.544836626
[Report]
>>544834356
Are we going to have another leviathan issue?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:53:32 AM
No.544836753
[Report]
>about 1.6 hivelords killed every minute
>weekend coming up
it's doable unless people get hivelord fatigue but arrowhead is still retarded
I've never seen a hivelord die
What are you even supposed to do to it?
Can i just throw a solo silo at it off cooldown?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:55:03 AM
No.544836893
[Report]
>>544836797
you pick an armor plate on its stomach, strip it and then pump the opening full of lead
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:55:36 AM
No.544836936
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>>544836797
gimmie a few minutes to get some soup and I'll get a lobby up for a worm hunt. Bring sustainable AT
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:55:39 AM
No.544836939
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>>544836797
Literally just spam gattling barrage and strafe run.
Heres your cool boss fight, bro.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:56:49 AM
No.544837039
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Wow the oshaune retards are fucking awful today.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:57:31 AM
No.544837103
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>>544836797
Solo silos often hit the crown which can only be damaged by hellbombs/nukes so no. You need to crack a stomach plate with a pen5+ weapon then do 150,000 inner flesh damage.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:57:51 AM
No.544837135
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>>544837336
>>544836169
>hosting will cure my bad game design
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:59:59 AM
No.544837318
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>>544835345
personally i just run the spear gun and shoot at the pile sometimes the gas keeps them in place while i lay in with other shit but keep on using stalwart it isnt the worst choice its just not going to save you if you arent holding the breach down with either allied crowd control or your own with say a gas dog or nades.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:00:10 AM
No.544837336
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>>544837135
>can't cope with chaff enemies
>can't dodge a skyscraper sized bug with 10 seconds long falling animation
play something else then buddy, it's not for you clearly
hosting gives you direct control over teammates wasting reinforcements
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:03:34 AM
No.544837660
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>>544837519
Kill yourself, sloppa jeet
chinks still too scared to fight hive lords fuck these metaslaving yellow niggers
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:10:05 AM
No.544838238
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>>544837921
A single chink could take down a hivelord in seconds without effort if it wanted to, and it's not even chinese propaganda, it's the truth.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:10:28 AM
No.544838273
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>>544836797
The trick is you bring spear and crack one of its shell plates open. Then you mag dump the exposed flesh until it does. I bring Spear, Autocannon (for dragon and also shreds the worm's exposed flesh in flack mode), patriot or emancipator - patriot will destroy it if its flesh is exposed and emancipator is more generalist, and then fourth is w/e you want between Strafing Run, Gatling Barrage, or 380 orbital barrage if it can stay still long enough to soak up hits from that.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:10:54 AM
No.544838308
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>>544837519
Love yourself, based sloppa.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:12:01 AM
No.544838424
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>>544837519
"Trick or show me the big white cock, now. I'm done asking."
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:22:37 AM
No.544839337
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>>544839714
>High Command has authorized the EXO-49 Emancipator Exosuit Stratagem for all Oshaune deployments for the next 24 hours.
Ok. Now we have a chance.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:26:52 AM
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Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:35:56 AM
No.544840496
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>>544836797
Hivelords are explosive immune, but their inner flesh is light armor with 0 durability, so bring something to pop their armor and then go to town with Fleshmob killers, Autocannon flak, machine guns, Strafing run, those sort of weapons.
>>544836797
Hope you're staying home tonight because it's time to hunt some worms
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244696773769/76561198163621377
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:43:50 AM
No.544841169
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>>544840602
3/4 GET IN HERE!
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:45:05 AM
No.544841272
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Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:50:03 AM
No.544841714
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>>544837921 me
ok these 2 other ones redeemed the chinese race, we raped that worm
maybe they got the memo now
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:51:24 AM
No.544841832
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>1.4k worms dead
We're doing it.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 3:52:43 AM
No.544841959
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>>544843159
Running libcarb with compensator, I think this shit is a noobtrap after all. The sway is so fucking bad after you sprint even for a while, it's not worth it. Stick to flash hider
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 4:06:46 AM
No.544843159
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>>544843523
>>544841959
>using the Lib Carbine as anything but a bullet hose
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 4:09:53 AM
No.544843389
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>>544843426
>SLOWED
>SLOWED
>SLOWED
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 4:10:21 AM
No.544843426
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>>544843389
>muscle booster
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 4:11:29 AM
No.544843523
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>>544843159
sometimes you just gotta get rid of that stray hunter 50 or so meters away thats about to eat your buddies head and compensator is genuinely unhelpful imo
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 4:11:49 AM
No.544843557
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>about to kill hive lord
>crash back to destroyer
Thank you sweden, very cool
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 4:12:33 AM
No.544843617
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What the fuck is happening
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 4:14:33 AM
No.544843790
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Anonymous
11/1/2025, 4:16:38 AM
No.544843981
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>>544834174
Typa squad you lowkey miss when you leave
We'll meet again someday
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 5:11:28 AM
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11/1/2025, 5:18:19 AM
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