Thread 544831501

huntresses edition

>I have a question about Monster Hunter!
https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK

>MH Wilds
Wilds Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/
Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/schedule
TU3 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca1iBhq-C90
TU3 Changes: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.030.00.00.html
Why (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg

>MH Rise
Sunbreak TU Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/
Hunter Connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570y
Armor Set Search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=en
Monster Weakness Database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/
DLC Unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT

>MH World
Iceborne Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/
World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653
General Info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7

>Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontier
https://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY

>Databases
https://kiranico.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex

>Where does /vg/ play?
/mhg/ has its own squad in Wilds: RL9XQ7VM
Post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)

>/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)
https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3

Previous thread: >>544740224

PSA for those who hate whopper fishing. You can cheese the absolute hell out of the system by just luring them as close to shore as possible and then cranking the reel as soon as they bite. Thought this was kinda common knowledge but it seems some people still have issues catching them/don't want to engage with the fishing system. So here's your out.

Ghs frens, don't forget to ignore shitposting from ppl who never played monhun

>>544832027
BBC BAIT

>>544831940
I did this months and months ago on launch to fill time between crown hunting

>>544831501 (OP)
made for BBC

I love huntresses

>>544832027
get some BBC in her mouth

Two shitheap in one image. Perfect.

>>544831940
I really need to do this to get gajau skins and the ones for the fish sword

>>544832136
and they like BBC

>>544832247
how about my flesh sword aka BBC?

>>544831940
thanks todd-sama

>>544831940
i have a whopper for you right here in my pants...my BBC!

lol he mad

lol im worthless

>>544832083
how about i fill you with my BBC?

>>544832445
he mad about BBC?

>>544832489
must be a white boy

>>544832619
made for black penile excellence

softlloween

>>544832849
this BBC is never soft

is he gone...

>>544833147
OOGA BOOGA BBC!

im soft and not having a blast

Gemma please be my gf

>>544833451
she busy with my BBC

>>544833334
how about i blast you with this BBC?

totally mentally healthy and sounding person btw

>>544833613
this BBC is healthy

why doj like that

>>544833334
How about now?

>>544833718
shh dont blow my cover

>>544833743
BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC

>>544832083
Yeah i Finished my gold crowns a while back, but still engage with it regularly if I'm not doing anything. Really wish they had small crowns though because some of these guys get REALLY small. Just waiting on rooms so i can throw these guys in a tank.

>>544833825
this BBC is never small no sir never that

>>544833825
damn son

>>544833916
how about i make you my son with this BBC?

You really are a waste of oxygen lol

>>544834117
you wont get any oxygen when you choke on this BBC

>>544833743
meh

which monster loves BBC the most? I'm thinking rey dau, it's basically the reddit dad of monsters and they all love prepping their wive's bulls so it fits

>>544834795
rey dau is a BBC fiend he cant get enough

did I get banned

>>544835078
yes

>>544835112
not even a warning
well anyway here's the album happy halloween
https://catbox.moe/c/d55u4a

Why the fuck are hunter tickets so rare!? I need so many 3's but none of the fucking tempered bastards are dropping them! It's been like 10 fucking hunts since I've seen one!

https://vocaroo.com/15bawLSSgNwM
wildsies be like

>ban evasion
not even tried ugly negroid

>>544835649
Make sure you’re hunting 8star monsters, because 9stars don’t drop them.

>>544835406
Stroking

Expac announcement in 2 months

>>544836950
Huh that's a good point. Iceborne was a year after world so they should be announcing something for wilds soon.

>>544836950
the expansion is thankfully cancelled due to unresolvable performance bottlenecks as a result of the dogshit horror engine

>>544836950
Who cares, it's not gonna be out until early 2027

lumu status?

>>544838208
>early 2027
probably late 2027

>>544836707
No fucking way bro. Are you kidding??

It feels so good to change your set in old games. It takes a ton of resources but damn if it isn't meaningful.

>>544838428
Lobby is 14/50
Squad is 30/50

>>544838520
Nah, it will prob be the big title for the next fiscal year, which ends march 2027

>>544838783
Sorry I meant to type. Late 2026

>>544838520
>nigga thinks they'll drag out milds for 2 more years when TU4 is the last update
Wilds won't even have sold 11 million units by late 2027

>>544838779
eh

>>544839843
Iceborne was in september of the next year so a year and 8 months after world. It's been 8 months since wilds launched so in a year which puts it in late 2026.

>>544831501 (OP)
>playing world
>try CB vs furious rajang
holy mc fucking cancer holy shit sixty niggers what the fuck were they thinking with the lengthy as fuck animations after an AED holy shit

>>544840148
kek

Blue Kut Ku, Purple Gypceros, Shrouded Nerscylla, Paralysis Anjarakhan and Lava Balahara will save wilds when the expansion releases in 2028

>>544840148
lmao

>>544840665
do you trans blade retards ever stop complaining?

>>544840690
Red Agnaktor, Blue Agnaktor, and the esteemed Rare Species Purple Agnaktor please

>>544841421
cute

>>544839737
>ba-GOCK!

>>544838779
i like you much better now that you're not playing bowguns

>Wilds is 30% off
It's well and truly over.

>>544843848
I don't know what to say but thanks?

>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage
>Unskippable walking segments
>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die
>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything
>No cat cooking
>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless
>Million tiers of tempered monsters so you are forced to fight the same monsters over and over again
>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk
>No HR final boss
>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot
>You can use NPC hunters on monsters but them carting doesn't count so it's literally just cheating
>Underwater combat
>Stole 1:1 elemental changing mechanic from Alatreon in Iceborne
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No MH language
>First flop in franchise's history
Is this the worst game of all time?

>>544840148
didn't even know he had claws

>>544843862
Maybe that'll get them 20k extra sales next quarter lmao!

why is no one joining my quest....

>>544845264
put it up again i'll join

>hunt in the plains
>do average
>see my mark just decide to randomly bully quematrice who just doing w/e
>

>>544845597
that video from a few weeks ago of that Seregios making a fucking mad beeline across the map on foot straight for some Chatacabra that was chilling in a river was one of the funniest things I've seen in here

How do I even use the Shield Generators that break off Omega? I picked it up but don't see it in my inventory anywhere, and the Fextralife and Monster Hunter Wiki both don't mention the shield generator so I can't even see what it looks like or if it's just going to my chest.

>>544846342
Ragebait or unironically 0 IQ?

>>544846342
It gets loaded in your slinger once you pick it up

>>544846634
Oh really? I didn't even notice. I legit haven't touched the slinger since like February during the tutorial. I only use the hook to drop rocks on monsters. I was thinking it would be added to my inventory chest somewhere since I have a full inventory and I was just stockpiling them for a single fight.

>>544846342
did you pass school?

>finally free of gamer dad responsibilities
>too tired to hunt, as earlier predicted

always load your slinger to save huntresses from evil tentacle rape

Is the Pictomancer a gimmick skill that's useless outside the Omega fight? I tried it on the Nu Udra and it did fuckall for damage lmao

>>544847183
>Is the Pictomancer a gimmick skill that's useless outside the Omega fight?
Yes. I don't understand why they let you use it outside Omega

>>544847183
Yes, it does less damage against enemies not from FINAL FANTASY XIV.

>>544847183
yes unless they add more monsters from final fantasy 14

>>544847183
The only thing it's good for is a sleep wakeup for everything except GS with Mog of the Ages.

Are there any CBs in early/mid Rise that you can just keep upgrading and have it hold up until later in Sunbreak? I found a CB skin mod I like, but hate updating mods with new armor/weapon IDs.

>>544847652
>>544847742
>>544847821

Imagine if the devs didn't think it through and all crossover event skills like the Streetfighter attacks are classified as "Event special damage" that does way more damage and you could beat Omega easily with the useless Akuma set but no one figured it out yet.

Lobby is 9/50
Squad is 29/50
Best of luck, all

>>544847183
Pictomancer spells have at least 50% damage reduction against normal monsters and probably similar wound "damage" reduction.
Despite this Mov of Ages does have higher single-hit zone-ignoring damage than most weapons have in their moveset making it valuable for sleep wakeups (if you remember to prime it beforehand).
Unfortunately, for AT Nu Udra the first and easiest sleep to proc happens right under an environmental trap which does even more damage than Mog.

>>544847951
PS1 ground textures

>>544847923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghUHuNpLaj0

Sadly Capcom is not that cool.
They also won't let you use it without wearing ithe Akuma skin for whatever stupid fucking reason.

>>544847951
wife material

i'd bang the huntress too

>>544848017
I'm still salty they didn't just give us fist weapons. I'd love to pummel the monsters.

>>544847229
these numbers make me feel better about the ones on my end.

>>544847876
>>544847986
Wait makes you wake everyone up?

>>544848096
ffxiv got brand new G.Ark fists for MNK

>Prowlers
>Tonfa
>Magnet Spike
>Akuma
Any of these could easily be turned into a new weapon, why haven't they refined them?

>>544848229
We're dying of thirst while watching other souls drown. A fate too cruel.

>>544848229
Capcom is so fucking lazy.
Can't for for the mandatory contest winner GS again next year, too.

>>544832619
how do you get that scarf

>>544848141
I cannot use LBG for anything else other than pocket para kek

>>544840989
charge blade is THE pseud weapon

>>544848310
Would take too much manpower away from animating monster shitting and making sure RE Engine runs above 10 fps

>>544848210
What are you asking?

Sleep status on monsters makes the first hit it takes when it's asleep (after the "fall asleep" animation finishes) do double damage.
Usually in multiplayer you want to stop attacking so weapons like GS, Hammer, GL, or HBG can wind up a big attack to make use of the double damage. With Mog of Ages every weapon has access to a big attack.

Attacking during the "fall asleep" animation is technically FREE* damage since the monster stops fighting back for a couple seconds but you risk wasting the double damage. There's also a "wake up" animation that you can abuse.

the remaining milds community of 9 people (worldwide) is very angry that they can't use akuma as it would involve having to craft new gear AND not treat the game as an advertising board for their transexual AGP fetish, both anathema to the type of creature that thinks wilds is an acceptable game

>>544848985
big thumbs up dot jpg

>>544848487
is an event quest, gotta kill a normal fulgur anjanath i think

>>544835406
you should raise Mush from the dead and fuck him again
or just necrophilia him

>>544848487
you need flamete tickets or whatever from an event quest
you might need sinister cloth as well

>>544849636
I'm not dead I'm just on vacation. I tried playing wilds on a laptop someone brought just to get try and get the famous Halloween stuff but it would literally crash right after running it.

>>544849862
fomo* not famous

>>544849862
>video games on vacation
>gayman laptop

>>544849637
Zext is collecting all the white haired women for a harem.

>>544848310
Capcom can't afford to waste R&D money on fluff like that. They need to dump millions of dollars into Street Fighter 6 esports

WE

>>544848310
for something that seems almost like a joke addition the Akuma is pretty fun to use
if we were not in the latest Capcom nadir I would have some mild hope that the Akuma event was basically a toe dip into a first style weapon addition, but not now

>>544848985
I love how your posts are getting more and more insane, you could just post the webm by itself.

>>544838543
Have you gotten your tickets bro?

>>544850941
you won't ever be a woman lil gup

>>544850461
They simply tend to be the most fashionable. Good hunts and good night, everyone.

the fuck is a gup

>>544851392
a fish

just a lil gup in a big shark's world

ranged is so boring minus bow seriously how do ranged players do this? There's almost no feedback when hitting shit you really feel that big bang swing attack on a rathalos but just plinking him from afar is so yawwn

>>544852752
so true fellow necrobumping trans sister! wilds hammer is incredibly satisfying and high skill!

>>544852752
bow is the lamest one of the bunch now, full of gay sparkles, magical homing bullshit and auto-dodges

>>544852842
meh at least you're right up in the monster's face it feels like a melee range hybrid

>>544852842
It's hard to tell if wilds bow or wilds gs is the most raped weapon in the game but it's definitely one of those two

>join SOS
>5 seconds later
>Main Objective Complete

thanks you for the zenny

>>544853872
Why does this game look so blurry?

>>544853872
>playing world

>>544854025
there's a blurry filter on end of the hunt screens

On paper, it seems like hybridding arkvulcan and vulkan would be the best Omega tanking setup for the part breaking, wound inflicting, weak point targetting, fire res, healing off wound breaks and weapon spams, and high defense. Maybe with a dragon sword and shield so you can actually dodge, and dragon element is equal to thunder damage to the Omega's head but the armor boosts dragon element damage woth Convert Damage. I'm thinking the devs purposely made the Omega head weak to Dragon so the tank player could use arkvulcan and dragon to deal extra damage to the head which is the weakpoint for more shields and wound breaks. I'm not sure though.

>>544854301
>playing anything but world

Stop talking about anything else and keep talking about how awful Wilds is.

I hate being bad at video games

Any essential Rise mods that don't directly affect the gameplay? Played through it on Switch before, but I'm starting again on PC.

>>544855705
The uninstall mod

>>544855705
no one cares about mice enough to mod it

>>544855705
Slowmo kill mod
UI scaler
EffectRemover
Granular Qurious Crafting
Better Matchmaking

skill based matchmaking for monster hunter when?

>>544855705
Anomaly Rewards Enhanced

>>544855705
You are confusing series. Mainlineslop reqires 10 trillion mods to work. IchinoseGOLD doesn't

>>544856481
vgh we must return

>>544855705
the only mandatory one is >>544856296 after you kill gaismagorm or whatever the monster that starts the "fuck off, come back with 100 more MR" part of the game

>>544856481
>clearly telegraphed path to roll out of the way
>decides to stay and die for no reason
sometimes I wonder how people manage to cart when they are not constantly locked in animation like GS chads

>>544856989
>Grinding is... LE BAD
It's good tho

>>544856481
heh

>>544857103
ummmm...holy fuckin cringe

>>544857103
They animlocked theirselves into guard state

>>544856481
>No offset
Cringe

>>544856481
>just absolute evade bro!

>>544856481
this is why adept and valor exist

>>544857529
Why are you referring to a man as "They"?

I like blck men and i can not lie
My other zizzies cant deny
That when a blck bvll walks in
With a blig cag bock
I get BLCKED

>>544858551
ESL post

>>544856481
There's really wildsies that complain about how seregios having mild chip damage on most of its kick attacks is transphobic overcorrection to the brilliantly well-tuned offset and perfect guard mechanics when you have shit like this in the older games

How often do you guys find yourself actually using GS and SnS's guard in pre-Rise games?

>>544858905
Wilds is literal combatslop. Monsters are basically sandbags for the hunter's infinite stupid overanimated mcguffinmoves and all their attacks may as well be decorations to distract people from the fact that the game plays itself.

>>544858572
No, you are just trans. Men should be referred as "He" not "They".
>B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT WE DON'T KNOW THE GENDER OF THE GUY WHO POSTS A FUCKING WEBM OF MONSTER HUNTER!!!!!!!!
You know full well that's a man.

>>544859195
Desperate for attention aren't we

>>544856481
monster hunter is a good series because you can give some pansy a shield to give them a false sense of security only for them to step onto the field and get BTFO like this

>>544859101
GS guard is clutch in the wakeup into instacharge/tailspin gen

>>544859528
I love you Lily

>>544859301
>monster hunter is a good series
Monster Hunter Portable*

>>544859528
pumping and dumping my wyvernfire

>>544859791
>Monster Hunter Portable and Rise are bad but the rest of the series is good*

What's the weapon that I see people using to fling around like Attack on Titan characters? I want to try that.

>>544859101
Are you asking because you find yourself doing it sometimes and you’re insecure about what others might think of you?

>>544860014
Insect Glaive lets you pole vault into the air, but it kind of sounds like you saw a webm of Rise gameplay, where every weapon has massive aerial movement with Wirebugs.

>>544859195
wrong sis, gendered pronouns like 'he' are soooo last century

>>544860014
are you talking about the Dual Blade move where you beyblade down a monster's spine?

>>544860083
I was just curious what niche use cases people might have for them. I don't really use gen 4's SnS guard much except to block roars that I can't roll through.

>>544828064
nah man the facial expressions have always looked retarded, in world and rise too not just wilds and no matter your sliders

>>544858905
>random wires materialise out of nowhere
wire bugs? fuck it. just let the wires appear out of nowhere

>>544860214
Yes. That's exactly what it was. I wanted to do that to Omega's backside to hit his power unit with dragon element slashes lmao
>>544860171
That's what I tried but I was wrong. Was pretty shit for Omega and I ended up making my team die by pole vaulting over them with the cluster bomb on me lmao. Luckily they were Chinese so I don't care. I could hear them raging on voice chat.

>>544859942
All Portable games are good tho

>>544859914
PS2 textures but at least it looks colorful

>>544861115
then why does portable 1 drop your inputs every other frame

>>544861259
Oldschool jank SOUL

>>544860214
I already responded but what's the combo that puts you on a monster's back called or how do I do it? I'm doing training with the dual blades and don't see an option.

>>544861569
The actual spin is by doing an aerial attack while in Demon Mode, but you can use Demon Flight to get yourself in the air without a ledge

>>544861115
...except for mice

>>544861915
Rise is good tho

>>544861569
https://youtu.be/oNatTEVpPNY?si=C7aj6OsOSbpSu3QR&t=318

Rice...home...

I keep hearing people complain about the new games being easier, but when I as a pretty skilled hunter play them I find the older games to be much easier actually. For example, World Jyuratodus took me around 7 minutes to solo using progression gear (3 minutes after getting muck resistance). But in Freedom, I killed the Cephadrome in 2 minutes. That’s one cycle. And there was less to the fight I had to think about, I could just wail my greatsword around and he died on the spot. I noticed hunts in the later games take either the same amount of time as earlier games or are slightly longer. They are much more intense (faster, bigger, more diverse movesets) and have more mechanics to consider, like muck, or Bishatens fruit you can use to poison him back. Although I haven’t played Wilds, from seeing new players’ reviews they weren’t exactly killing everything in 3 minutes like the vets but found it pretty difficult, time consuming and the gameplay poorly explained.
Which game would you introduce to a fresh new hunter? Personally I’d recommend FU or P3rd. 1st gen is just bad, Tri/U has underwater, 4th and 5th gen are too hard.

>>544861776
I figured it out. I gotta use focus mode to look for wounds which appear as red kinsects, hold and point at it, then spam shift key to launch myself into the air and pull into it. I've practiced for a solid 10 minutes time to join some Asians and ruin their run.

>>544862669
this clip sped up or is rise just faster than world?

>>544862871
I don't know about faster but GL is more responsive

Why do tranny posters say that they play the game, and that I don't?
I just don't want to post my hunter because I'm not an attention seeking faggot

>>544862669
>counterslop
micelike

I'm never going to see my love Gigginox ever again, not in mainline, not in story's, never.

And kenzu gets in every fucking game. He sucks

>>544863519
milds…. is mice!?!? NOOOOOOO ITS MAINLINE ITS MAINLINE STOPPP

/mhg/ is kinda fake for hating on sunbreak counter GS because real ones know thats from funtier

>>544862669
It's geniunely unbelievable that Rise (2021 NS game) has higher res textures than Wilds (2025 PS5 sequel to one of the most successful games ever)

wyd if they approach you in a dark alley??

>>544863889
less is more sometimes

>>544864157
i agree that GS users shouldnt use bombs online but counter GS as a whole is pretty cool

>>544864103
ask them if they're going to the same halloween party

>>544863889
>/mhg/ is kinda fake for hating on [Unironic 0 sec charge time TCS]
I'm still waiting for an explanation how this shit doesn't mean Rise is 0/10

>>544864101
Milds has higher quality textures, it just doesn't matter because nobody can run it without upscaling and framegen

>>544864249
it should be a cool situational thing, not something that the whole gameplan builds around. like make it only accessible after two charges of strong charge slash, some optional thing you can do in certain cituations

>>544864395
>Milds has higher quality textures
... if you are blind

>>544864327
>>544864434
i dont use it personally because i prefer adamant charge and rage slash but if thats your opinion you must also hate frontier because GS counter spams even more and easier there

I wish they’d make 1080p patches for GU and Rise on Switch 2.

>>544864442
upgrade your calculator saar

>still need to farm at nu udra and uth duna
>just want to fight fatty for the trillionth time
maybe world really is home

>>544859195
2019 Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year. Welcome to the New Normal, chudcel.

>A woman that can cook
What were they thinking?

how many moves does rise GS have that allows you to tank monster attacks?

>>544862775
Wait what didnt you say you were using dual blades?

>>544865118
Yeah. I only pulled it off on the training dummy. I never saw a good opportunity to use it on Omega.

But I was fucking up the Omega's legs so fast with the build that I don't even know if I need that move. I might just show my full build actually.

>>544864625
i would buy those
i actually wouldn't

>>544865091
Adamant Charge Slash
Rage Slash
TCS
Final vertical spins of surge slash

why did they make seikret attacks only to make all unusable dogshit?
i feel like people would like the birds much better if they weren't glorified wirefalls

>>544865496
yeah

>>544865519
Seikret attacks used to be actually strong especially with the bowguns they nerfed them hard cause of them why? I dont know

>>544865047
Alma is a strong women who need no man

>Disconnected
Thanks capcon

>>544865756
there should be a mount damage skill and being on seikret should count as being airborne

This is my Omega Build. It's extremely tanky, self healing, and does fucktons of damage. Basically:

>Relies on Dragon elemental Artisian, 3 attack, dual blades
>Full Arkveld armor except the sash
>Ark heals you with consecutive attacks, perfect for demon mode dual blade self healing
>Ark has high fire resistance, some ice resistance, great defense, tons of jewel slots
>Arkveld has convert element dragon, so when you take elemental damage you gain ton of dragon damage. That's why I chose dragon over thunder which Omega is also weak to.
>if you CAN land the back slinging special, the rear power unit of Omega is extremely weak to both slash AND Dragon. 4 stars in both of those
>3 fire jewels to tank a little fire for the element convert, plus a little defense
>3 medicine and recovers to max healing
>2 def jewels, 5 def charm to defense max
>1 potential jewel for extra dodging, massive difference in demon mode with dual blades
>1 potential jewel for 50 extra defense if you get in a bind
>Suja sash has 3 divine blessings built in and has 3 slots, a great trade off
>3 crit elem, 3 enhancer, 3 focus, 3 dragons for the weapon which is artian attack dragon

Essentially it's a healing tank but the dragon element and elemental conversion carry you so you're DPSing without worrying as much about death. I shredded the Omega while playing with randoms but the Nerscylla fucked up one of the randoms and we got wiped after failing the DPS check.

>>544865797
Alma has to clean monster blood off my weapons while I get drunk in the grand hall

>>544865047
I think it's less about her being a women but a princess that can cook

>>544865047
why would a princess have culinary skills?

What's the emote that makes all the support hunters run towards you? I need it to lure bosses under rocks.

How long are my solo hunts supposed to take in Gathering Hub?

>>544866517
can you even use support hunters in free challenge? there's no sos

>yama tsukami is back

Well shit. I was kind of hoping for a return to the tower.

>>544866517
use the signal menu option
i fucking wish it worked with your palico to hit younout of shit
in gu they fucking sprint to get you out of stuff but i wilds they just sit there like a dopey cunt

>>544866632
depends on the game

remember when cats cooked

>>544866776
nta but does wilds have the same signal shit that world had that forced your cat to teleport to you?

You are a beatiful male, accept it.

>>544867158
yes

I am a rompopolo

>>544865047
Guy who made this game is some old as fuck chink so he has a different understanding of what a foid acts like

You are a Nerscylla

Accept it.

I'm just a lil gup in a big gup body

>>544867404
you're kidding me, i've been losing my mind over that shit since the game came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uYLEQAbEuY

IG GODS

is there a mod that unfucks the bowgun controls for world?

sharing controls with the slinger makes it annoyingly inconsistent with melee weapons when you can't rebind slinger/bowgun separately
even the glaive got ranged control figured out

>>544865091
Don't know about that but I know GS in Rise has (and this is not a joke) no charge time TCS and that's ridiculous

>>544866798
QRD for each game?

>>544866041
Omega is old as fuck, literally everyone already defeated it. No one cares

>>544868853
They are "certain" that's for sure

>>544868896
i didnt defeated it

>>544864395
fell for the bait.

>>544868880
Pre-World games don't have multiplayer scaling, so all Gathering Hub monsters in those games are more or less scaled for 2 hunters (and their cats), meaning it's harder if you solo and a lot easier with 4 people.
World and above adjust monster HP dynamically with how many hunters are in a quest, but it's not one to one, meaning with 4 people, you each need to do less damage than you would solo.
If you're tackling a quest/monster for the first time, I'd say 15-25 minutes sounds about right for World and above, and maybe 20-30 for pre-World.

>>544869293
Alright thanks. I’m getting around 15 minutes in Rise HR.

You ruined your sub 5 minutes Tempered Arkveld Hunt.

There's no fixing what you've become.

>>544869293
world doesn't have gathering hub monsters, unless you count safi and kulve

An anomaly? Stalkers...

thinking about serving that monster cock
*FUTA_QUEEN posts slow-motion video of milly ripping up cash in her past*
does not mean you should do the impossible with running a business

>>544868896
I defeated it too. I want to defeat it reliably every time though. Plus I just started playing again several days ago. Not everyone plays the same game everyday and sits in the same threads spamming blacked cuck porn

>>544867436
>>544866192
Have you incels considered the possibility that..... Monster hunter stories 3...... is.................. fictional..................?

>>544870321
Your point being?

so are elder dragons like legendary pokemon

>>544870595
you can consume........ fiction................ without drawing a contrast to real life...............................................! u should try it sometimes......................!

>>544870647
more or less
elder dragon is just the classification for monsters that don't fit in anywhere else, but all of them are considered powerful despite that kind of broad category
most of the strongest monsters in the series are elder dragons, and the main thing setting them apart in gameplay is that traps don't work on them

What's the lore on the guy that spams "BBC" to everyone and posts tranny images anyways?

>>544870880
what lore
you just described a typical 4chan user

>infinity loading
:(

>>544870880
/v/ermin that found his way in and never got out sadly

You're a nigger. Accept it.

>>544870647
Retarded question. It's called a "species". All creatures are part of some species

>>544870660
So let me get this straight. It's ok if fictional work says "ALL TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN!!!!" becuase it's just fiction? Yes or no.

No seriously where's my seregios pendant

>>544870880
>What's the lore on the guy that spams
Every thread on this site has spammers because statistically there are always mentally ill people in ANY group no matter how small

>>544868896
i've only beaten it once

I don’t like how Rise bloated the fuck out of monster HP to force you to use OP switch skills. If you try to play it like a normal MH (yellow hammer and normal greatsword come to mind) your hunts take fucking decades. Instead you must using blue hammer with impact crater and spam switch skills on every weapon. It’s just too gimmicky.

> Instead you must using blue hammer with impact crater
but...impact crater fucking sucks
grok, check that posters monster hunter rise playtime

>>544872538
>This self report
Uh oh Mildy, Hammer play in base Rise was just spamming Impact Crater and nothing else

Gonna replay rise, I want a weapon thats engaging/interactive with the monster - eyeing SA or LS. Any suggestions?

Rise long sword feels weak as shit, your "big move" helmsplitter is just some dinky 3 hit jank thing that barely does damage and misses most of the time anyways

>>544872661
ummm...but that was patched half a decade ago

>>544872849
Rise SA is actual perfection, just smooth axe sword transitions constantly
LS is fun, but kind of revolves around Helmsplitter spam until you get the Sunbreak skills

>>544872861
your big move is serene pose

>>544872538
One of the local schizophrenics here refuses to acknowledge sunbreak because it weakens his talking points

how do i greatsword monsters with hard heads like barroth and uragaan do i need to play combo playstyle

btw how many bings and bongs until that torunament thing in paris games week?

>>544873168
>only a single one remaining
no...

>>544872861
How do you manage to miss soaring kick SHB? I thought it was faster and more reliable than Iceborne SHB. Although I yeah I think they nerfed it to the ground after Sunbreak.

>>544870880
He's based and bullies the handful of attention whoring tranny subhumans here that still defend wilds. Deserved on their end for liking a shit game

>>544873168
Crapcom locking story content behind paywall killed my interest. Shall not buy

These faggots somehow always choose the most atrocious fucking decision

>>544873005
Hunt a Sunbreak monster using yellow hammer or default greatsword without switch skills and get back to me.

>>544873328
because you do this weird pause in the air after the kick and the monsters are jumping around like they are on crack

>>544873503
thats okay ill buy the deluxe version twice, on switch and steam, just for you

>>544872945
Yeah I read it had the best SA, I'll go with that, ty.

>https://x.com/Shincry/status/1984561274961711482?t=lwMd1b2uVEq2fsU1tVaw7w&s=19
>Rathalos changing behaviour based on seasons was a mistranslation
LMAO
Ofc the mainline team actually doing anything cool with their gimmicks was fake news

>>544873697
>I will pretend to do this make believe thing for you

Okay i guess?

>>544873503
>Crapcom locking story content behind paywall
that's every G rank lol

>>544873573
yellow hammer is just a weaker version of strength, are you retarded

>>544873503
>Outraged by a Modern AAA game company making Story DLC

What is this, 2015?

>>544873168
It's insane that all MH side games completely ignore Mainline and use Ichinose inventions like The Dog Thing as marketing

>>544874184
Go on, try playing honest hammer. You won’t because I’m right.

>>544873339
>he singular
I spam this thread with blucked stuff with 1 other dude through Discord and we've identified at least 2 other guys doing it.

>ffxiv blacked spammer (YOU ARE A GIRL.WEBM), BLACKKING.JPG etc
>the guy who comes in and spams like 20 simple short BC posts in a row then leaves >>544832073 >>544832289 >>544832571
The 2nd guy might be the same as picrel but I'm not sure. It might be a 3rd guy or the ffxiv blucked spammer. So in total I think there's 5 confirmed BLUCKED chads.

>>544873767
It took them 6 months to make rathalos with more HP, show some respect

>>544874309
>Ignore mainline
thats a good thing

>>544873607
I guess. I'm just remembering that I never used LS again after all the other weapons finally got cool stuff to play with in SB.
>>544867856
Every weapon is coming up with 3-5 minute clears while GS has nothing below 6. Same with Omega solos. Is GS the worst weapon in Wilds even after all the buffing and specialized gear it got?

i got hit constantly with gunlance and still managed 89dps

i barely ever got hit on bow and i did 68dps

at nu udra, idk what i'm doing wrong

>caring about clear times
I stick with GS no matter what, every generation

i was gonna preorder the premium deluxe version right now to make >>544873858 mad but that shit is 30 bucks extra? people unironically buy this? lol

>>544874375
Autism

>>544874659
Did you enjoy 0 sec charge time TCS in Rise?

>>544873573
I could mog SI shaggy with FU GS but then you'd just get mad it'd take longer than when you don't arbitrarily handicap yourself

>>544874715
>Poor people try to act big on the internet

Go back to flipping burgers

>>544874636
Bow is shit. Guidance is Chad.

>>544874749
Sunbreak GS was incredibly retarded for a lot reasons but still very fun, like the extreme counter in Frontier. Tho I'm fine with those moves being confined tosingle games and not becoming the norm

>>544874749
I just...le didn't use it

>>544875073
same
[this post was made by the surge slash + rage slash gang]

>>544874309
they were jerking off Nergigante in Stories 2 just like in World/IB and it jobs there as well.

>>544875073
Really not a fan with the "retards being perfectly content with being retarded" trend I've been seeing everywhere online since covid. Is this a vax side effect or something?

Should I drop three boulders on Urda or just one?

>>544875330
>not using something you don't enjoy makes you retarded
ummm...uuuuuh...eeerrrrrr.....

>>544874946
this gonna be tranny porn isn't it?
i just want monster hunter

>>544875419
If it's baked into a core part of the game? Yeah that makes you retarded.

>>544875423
appears to be a biofem

https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/251101i
>Capcom held a talk event for Monster Hunter Wilds at Paris Games Week 2025, which is being held in France from October 30th to November 2nd local time, and revealed some details about the Giant Halberd Gogmazios .
>Gogmazios is a monster that appeared in Monster Hunter 4G. It will join Monster Hunter Wilds in the fourth free title update, scheduled for release in December.
>This time, at Paris Games Week 2025, producer Ryozo Tsujimoto and director Yuya Tokuda took to the stage for a talk event, during which they revealed some details about Gogmazios.
At the talk event, it was announced that Gogmazios will be appearing in Japan for the first time in 11 years, and that it will be a monster that performs a variety of large actions.
>This monster is covered in oil, and at first the oil is solid, then it becomes liquid, and finally gas, and it changes state over and over. When it is hard, it is effective against fire elements, and when it is soft, it is effective against dragon elements, so it is recommended to prepare weapons that can deal with these elements.
>He also prefaced his remarks by saying, "I can't reveal the final form of the system yet," but revealed, "If you save up Armor Orbs, Gogmazios's attack power will be high, so we're also considering ways to make use of them effectively."

the core part of the game where you can swap it out

>>544875481
idk just kind of sounds like you like being mad at things

>>544874843
Do it then. I’m waiting.

>>544874570
>I guess. I'm just remembering that I never used LS again after all the other weapons finally got cool stuff to play with in SB.
good call
wilds long sword feels like complete shit
especially helm splitter

>>544875598
I noticed you're dodging letting us know what your vax status is. Why is that?

>>544875481
But the game actively presents it as a choice that you can make thoughtbeit

>>544875546
the final form is just a dps check that'll destroy you if you dont damage him in time wow

>>544875546
>copying kulve gimmick

>>544875605
well you don't use helmbreaker in wilds sooooo

>>544875546
>revealed some details about the Giant Halberd Gogmazios
>Gogmazios is a monster that appeared in Monster Hunter 4G
what the fuck is this real

>>544875406
If you have to ask then just do whatever gets you over the finish line.

>>544875698
Vax status?

>people having problems with SB GS counter
>counter that forced you to stay still and still made you commit to the whole TCS animation
>it required you to fully know monsters and their openings, and using it at the wrong time could result in a cart

It's perfectly in line with GS playstyle so I really don't know what's the big deal

>>544874946
>black/brown plastic >>>

>>544875605
I meant from Rise to Sunbreak, but yes Wilds LS is even more retarded with the stupid crimson cringe loops.

I unironically prefer the cringe crimson loop to whatever the fuck LS was doing in World

>>544876126
its the exact same shit just swap helmcringer with cringeon loops

>>544876126
iai was fun in world, they made it way too spammy in sunbreak and now it's cucked in wilds because of all the multihits

>Unlock Rage Slash
>Hunts go from 16 minutes to 8
This shit is broken as fuck.

>>544875546
im glad that they're finally addressing the second weapon situation

>>544876126
They have decent ideas but horrible execution. They wanted LS is be able to use red gauge instead of just instantly burning it for SHB, but all they gave is alternating button presses. They tried buffing C3 but apparently it's still not better than C1 S1.
Same with GS where they want you to stand your ground and not hit and run, but in reality it's just use ORS after everything you do and Hail Mary an offset so you can actually do damage.

>>544876539
Only until the monsters start hitting you harder

>>544876539
NOOOOOO ITS OPTIONAL DUDE JUST HAVE HUNTS THAT LAST TWICE AS LONG IT'S CALLED HAVING FUN FREAKIN TRYHARD!

>>544876539
It's really not. You simply don't know the monsters well enough to chain TCS all the time.

>>544876559
They sorta did with Omega but now it might actually be useful. I've been using the mechanic for a while since I do swap element based on whatever I'm fighting except there's no real reason to do so

wouldn't it be fun when monsters changed their resistances during the fight, so that you'd HAVE to swap weapons mid hunt

>>544876783
Yea but it should be kept contained to legendary endgame monsters.

>>544876732
i always carry a raw charge blade and just switch weapon/element depending on the hunt

>>544873767
The bad news just won't stop for wilds

>>544875725
my daughter happily awaiting her mother's cooking

>>544876783
no because i would lose my red gauge switching to a different weapon

yay I love monsters moving 9000 times in a single second I love Elden RING!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT

CAPCOM
LET ME MARRY ELEANOR IN THE STORY

>>544876559
My loadouts now are just thunder and fire weapons and I just switch depending on what SOS I get. Everything relevant is thunder or fire weak anyway.

>>544876923
um actually anon they're punching bags that die in two hits get with the doomie narrative

>>544876840
When there's a raw CB matchup, which is rare and when there's another monster alongside I just go to camp to swap my loadouts after one target dies because I have a completely different set for raw

>>544877034
this shouldn't be allowed

I just realised: what's the point of having two weapons when you can swap all of your equipment in the tent anyway? did they just forget that you can do that?

i'm so bad at the game bros
every quest is just another humiliation
laying on the floor dead while sos chads clear the monster

>>544877282
time

>>544877282
they're creatively bankrupt

>>544876948
AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

>>544877282
time
tryharding with self horn buff
what the second reply said

>>544876619
Okay.
>>544876725
I dislike backloaded damage. GS should never have gotten TCS to begin with. It’s antithetical to the core weapon. And besides, TCS and tackle spam is suboptimal anyway. Leaping Wide Slash is higher DPS. Also I do land my TCS lol.

>Dood, let's take a monster from 4 but he will have Kulve Taroth's mechanics and as a cherry on top let's steal Alatreon's elemental changing from Iceborne
Wow, so freaking excited!

>>544876783
You already do this for Omega

>>544873503
The funny thing is I'd probably tolerate this if it was like $5 extra but it's NINETY FUCKING DOLLARS for the deluxe edition which means you don't get to choose to buy the side story later for $5 you have to pay $90 UP FRONT to get it. Almost a hundred bucks for a stories game is ridiculous. That's about how much we pay for base game + expansion of normal monhun and we get more than 3 times the playtime out of normal monhun. This is just such a moronic decision it's hilarious and I just won't support it on principle even if it sucks because the game did look fun. Capcom ruins something good yet again

>>544877282
They desperately needed a new feature to market the game with and couldn't come up with anything until the last minute before finalizing content. It's why nothing in the game is designed around the idea that you can swap to another weapon except for specifically the very final update monster

>>544877538
what is an omega

>>544877579
my nigga shut the fuck up and stop replying to yourself for one fucking thread how do you not get bored of talking to yourself

>>544877642
The robot they added in TU3

>>544875546
Unless your weapons are literally bouncing off if using the wrong element, I don't see people caring enough to change weapons, or we have an Alatreon 2.0 situation

>>544877768
2 beautiful mens ;))))))

>>544877732
Shut the fuck up retard more than one person can be upset at capcom's retarded decisions. A hundred bucks for a stories game is fucking ridiculous

You are obsessed with beautiful "mens"

Eleanor is the team bicycle. Imagine the heir to your kingdom dresses up like that

>>544877794
TU3?
I only played world and wilds so I dunno what that is

>>544878018
TU3 for Wilds, retardKING

>>544876619
Said monsters also give you the qurio lifesteal so it doesn't matter.

>>544878069
idgi

>>544877579
Just buy the standard version then, retard

Speaking of lifesteal is the Arkvulcan set bonus even any good?

>>544877579
The story dlc will be sold separately, calm your tits retard.

>I don’t want to pay for the DLC
>But I want the DLC
>Bla bla bla hurr durr
Nigga please.

>>544877732
What are you gonna do? Are you gonna double buy Stories 3 on steam and switch to show me up? No? Yeah that is what i thought, sit the fuck down faggot. Fucking poorfag i fucking swear

>>544877845
not a single nigga was gonna buy that slop other than the biggest capcuck shills who will buy anything with the logo on it. Capcom rightly recognizes that they can squeeze said cucks for as much money as possible to maximize their limited profits. This is also why they're charging PPV fees on SF6 tournaments

I fucking hate Charge Blade players I swear these bitches are the worst fucking players in the game

>>544878216
You need to hit wounds for it to work right? Probably not considering wound resistances and people instant popping wounds.

Stories 3 will save this series

>>544877579
It is already retarded enough to pay 70 buckaroos for Capcom's certified story telling slop.tm but i could tolerate it. But fucking 90 for the full game? This shit is no expedition 33, what the fuck man?

>>544878480
No that's the g. arkveld set bonus which is a separate thing

>>544878431
>Stories 3 contains more soul than Milds
>Calls it slop

what mental defect is this?

Will sell like 5 million copies in its lifetime

>>544878075
Not the elder dragons

>>Stories 3 contains more soul than Milds
>>Calls it slop
>what mental defect is this?

>>544879045
Ask him for his opinions on Rise and you'll have your answer

>>544879045
true, it would be a pokeslop fan taking umbrage at that

>>544878519
cute boy

>>544879045
>Average wilds fan when a TU adds another shitmon to kill in 5 mins

>>544878635
Oh, you're right. I always thought it needed to hit wounded parts too.

>>544878143
title update

>>544879045
Kek, cooked that tendie

>>544879045
Such pure excitement. I don't remember the last time i felt such joy

>>544879291
me neither. I envy him and his child-like excitement

I call this look "I dress myself"

why do men play as women and are smug about it?

>>544879291
I don't think it's excitement making that guy flap his arms like the world's gayest bird

Stories 3 will save this general

>>544879509
at first I wondered about that iron cage, but then I remembered that this is supposed to be armor

>>544879216
kek it literally is a tendie

>>544879519
lack of fatherly figure in their lives

>>544879735
buy an ad, ryozo

>>544879735
made for instant loss

>>544879735
stories 3 won't have goontresses so i shan't be buying it

Im starting to this at least 80% of the people in this thread maybe more have just never touched Monster Hunter and are just here to be as obnoxious as possible because they're faggots

>>544879523
>You have to express your joy in accordance with pre-approved manly gestures.tm

Maybe if you didn't repress so hard on your urge to gargle a gargantuan bucket of dicks daily you wound't be such a huge fucking faggot

Here, have a killscreen of me looking cool as fuck. May some of its manly aura rubbed off on you. No, i am not gonna have sex with you

>>544880545
Welcome to literally every general

>>544880601
monke-san... no....

>oh my god did you just call my character an ugly bitch!! fukk uuuu!!! ur'e gay and don't even play the game REEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
twitter tranny mentality

>>544880736
lily, wormy, my wives

>>544879519
Not sure. I play a modest huntress and the coomers give me an undeserved bad rep.

>>544880736
awoooga :0000 beatiful mens spotted !!!!

>>544878787
I think that would mean it sold twice as much as the previous game and that would mean it's literally the most successful Capcom game of 2020s

>>544880601
>Maybe if you didn't repress so hard on your urge to gargle a gargantuan bucket of dicks daily you wound't be such a huge fucking faggot
Every single ricie out of NOWHERE

>>544880736
>pink, white, and blue layereds
both are hunters

>>544878519
I don't think Stories needs saving tho

Is Volvidon supposed to take a long time for GS? He keeps moving around so I can only really get draw slashes off, any higher commitment attack whiffs because he teleports to the other side of the area.

>>544882217
if you can manage to hit him while he's rolling around he'll trip

>>544878191
I'd rather just not buy the game lol

>>544878274
source?

>>544878431
It's just such a strange thing to do in my eyes for a series so relatively new

>>544879756
Its also just how those old dresses worked to keep the shape, except they'd be more lighter, more delicate and less like prison bars

>>544883383
3 beautiful males ;)

>>544876618
CS3 is actually a bit better if they monster has a high elemental weakness (assuming you are using the right element of course) but there's not many relevant monsters that actually matter much. It's basically only Steve, Tuna and Mizu, which funnily enough are all Thunder weak.

>>544883493
Steve is ISS the fight doe

>>544883616
yeah but its still good when he gets stunned/toppled/whatever

>>544878628
It just sets a ridiculous precedent and I have a feeling they're only doing this because of the rumors that GTA 6 is going to be $100. Have they even announced info on GTA6 pricing yet?

>>544883493
who the fuck is hunting Mizu lmao? Replace Mizutzune with Lagi there's no reason to hunt it

Thank to Wild's fucking stupid new "immersive" story system of dragging you from one fight into another, I'm now officially soft locked.
Can not beat the quest, can't get bailed out with SOS, can't change my equipment, can't get items, and can't even abandon the quest since failing just makes me automatically retry.
Not sure what was wrong with the hub system. This sucks.

>>544884362
Which quest?

>>544884475
long forgotten flame

>>544883493
Yeah C3 is higher element but it's used for so few matchups. I'm just wishing for a universal option where a longer and more commit combo is better DPS than C1 S1 spam.

say something nice about tokuda's lizard

>>544873503
>arkveld is in too

>>544885469
he was made for BBC

that's...the end? huh? he's a bit weaker than expected in term of hp especially when this run was not even a Heroics powered.
well, I guess that's all for F1 then. as much as I want to dilly dally in this place for a bit, I know I will meet every monsters here in FU as well so there's no point
I like this game, it's cool to see the beginning of monhun before turning to what it is today. quest design, gameplay mechanics, and all that people deemed it "clunky" ended up to be a very unique experience more in a good way than bad
and because I already used bowguns in this game, what should I play in FU?

>>544886559
longsword

>>544866041
this >build is so unbelievably shit

>>544866041
i'm convinced this a bait post

>>544886559
>what should I play in FU?
GS, LS, SnS, and Hammer should cover all matchups
i like 2nd gen bow, but due to skills available early on it isn't so good until you reach G rank
bow goes from underperforming early on, to ok in late HR/ early Grank, to godlike in late G rank

we're bruised and battered...on the brink of death...we need a hero...ichinose...will he save us?

>>544888148
the only hero we need is bbc spammer

>>544888368
made for BBC rape!

>>544888405
THIS! SO MUCH THISSSSSS

>>544886903
>>544887792
longsword it is then. I ranged out in F1 too much to play bow

>>544885528
I mean Wilds and Stories are both on the same engine, they already have the models so only the texttures and some extra animations need to be done. Reasonable to think that all Apexes and Wilds mons +Rice mons are in

>>544886559
Longsword. It’s the only fun and skilled iteration of the weapon.

>>544888405
this this this

160k sales in 3 months by the way

>>544889054
wilds really fucking sucks what an awful game

>>544888368
made for BBC rape!

I think I might just be too stupid for slow weapons. I can’t process what’s going on in time to make sure I time their moves correctly. What can I play instead? I don’t like SnS, DB, SA or bow very much. Currently playing Rise.

desynced gore is something else

>>544889429
wow! she loves 0,0,0 RGB male extensions

>>544889259
longsword

>>544889429
Weird seeing Wilds being colorful

>>544889658
I tried that for a bit but it feels flimsy. I was also not a fan of the level mechanic.

>>544888148
>will he save us
Portable 6 is just going to be Rise but on Switch 2. It's very hard to fuck up.

>>544889708
uhoh look out! that monkey has a penis! huntresses go crazy over that monkey penis!

>it's another "what weapon should i try" post followed by "no i tried that and it's icky" posts
newfags are cancer

>>544890067
But I want to enjoy the game and explaining what I tried helps narrow it down to something I might like?

>>544890207
have you tried some BBC?

>>544890207
then stop asking and just try all of them stop being dumb

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>>544890369
My bad for talking about Monster Hunter in the Monster Hunter General.

>>544890370
gonna ruin my little clitty orgasm to this post >_____<

I think I will play monster hunter today

Sleeping beauty
https://files.catbox.moe/t6pqcm.png

>>544890749
ouh lala!!!

>>544890749
Once she awakens she will be an awake BBC machine

>>544890845
Meant for >>544890370
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>>544890749
pumping

Never mind, I do not think I will play monster hunter today

>tall
>white
>rich
>high status
>is in charge
Realistically, your huntress would be fucking Fabius.

we should seriously consider killing ryozo and tokuda

on the topic of weapons whats the sexiest weapon for a huntress to play?

>>544891382
Bow and DB for the panty shots on evade

>>544891378
it's scary to me ryozo is in charge of ALL capcom games isn't he? jesus fucking christ.

>>544891351
>no BBC
Not a single huntress would be fucking Fabius unfortunately

>>544891378
>violating US law
oh no he didnt!

>>544891382
The sexiest weapon for a huntress to play is a big black cock (BBC for short)

>>544891378
Considering Wilds is like the biggest flop of all time Tokuda is not making another game. Regardless, MH7 is not releasing for another 7 fucking years minimum so why does it even matter?

>>544891553
it's ok it's legal in japan

>>544890749
what causes someone to create a repulsive looking huntress?

>>544891486
Nah, women are hypergamous and niggas are broke af.

>>544884256
he's still a 9 star, broseph
and Lagi isn't weak enough to fire to justify using CS3 over the loops, that's what the topic is about

>>544891782
An insatiable lust for BBC

>>544891782
To fit in, all the huntresses here are tranny abominations.

>>544891481
>Starting on April 1, Monster Hunter producer Ryozo Tsujimoto will become Capcom's chief product officer in charge of development divisions

It's over

>>544891703
You're right. Outlanders is releasing within 1 year and once that's out, mainline and portable are going to be dead content for lethargic reddit dads and retarded normies and western dressup trannies. Mainline and portable will solely exist as cash cows to keep the company and IP going while the real talent is being funneled into spinoffs made by other companies who bought rights to the IP.

it would be a shame if ryozo opened the door to his car and set off a pipe bomb

>>544891782
Designing a beatiful woman requires some lvl of refinement and appreciation/awarness of the finer points of women. Coomers lack these.

>>544891912
They are made for BBC

>>544892060
Don't insult IchiGODze, little bro. All of his games are good.

>>544892283
They should try to design them for BBC, then you automatically get a beautiful pure white aryan women that can be bred out of existence!

>>544891834
Lagi is weak to BBC

>>544891351
i like his fucked up teeth

8:00 AM lumu status?

>>544892565
made for BBC/50

>>544892565
10

It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon lil burg.

i found instructions on how to make a pipe bomb

>>544883068
it wouldn't have a separate entry on the bingtendo store otherwise

in gen one and two do you actually need juice for dual swords? farming them is really annoying so id rather not

>>544892670
10 BBCs in every white huntress Pussy

>>544892807
So no source. Got it.

I think just because Wilds kind of sucks doesn't mean you guys can be so mean about it

>>544892842
you need BBC juice for huntress pussies

>>544892283
errmm post your hunters proovers???

>>544893146
i only have a BBC hunter if that's okay?

buying tickets to osaka rn

u gonna delete all your own posts like a little pussy again in 30 min arent you janny

>>544858905
>successful offset
>still get bleed
Now that's cringe.

>>544893425
No one tested this shit.

>>544893425
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE CAN'T BE A SINGLE DOWNSIDE TO MY EPIC INVINCIBLE SPAMMABLE 5 SECOND WINDOW COUNTER BUTTON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WORK A 9 TO 5 JOB AND I HAVE 3 KIDS CAPCOM WHAT THE FUCK!

>>544893425
hammer oofset is just hyperarmor, why would that protect you from status effects?

>>544893425
>successful nuclear white family
>still get BLACKED
Now that's based.

in contact with a triad member from hong kong he says they can deliver the payload

>>544893425
Offsetting is spaghetti coded. The attack itself has a small amount of hyper armor and if you pull a successful one you get a refund on HP lost, all of this to account for network lag.

>>544893854
Because you're only contacting the monster with your weapon. If a block can stop bleed, let alone nonsense like Foresight, offset should.

>>544894057
that's just the "BBC effect" google it

date set i cant tell you here but ryozo is done in a few weeks

I really hope you're using a proxy because otherwise you're gonna get a friendly visit from the glowies

>>544894594
they cant do shit i didnt say i was commiting a crime

>>544893425
My favorite is off setting everything in a fight, and then a random stray tiny damage hits you and you're instantly stunned.

>>544894959
BBC carpet bomb!

>>544894959
ayy "ladies" ;) show me your wings!!! pretty please!

>>544895048
Literally a skill issue, steadfast jewels exist.

>>544894895
You forgot to say "in minecraft" so you're fucked buddy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cfzVCHPjU

>>544895048
I hope enjoy mashing out of it just to get the slowest get up animation that ever existed cause the classic one wasnt immersive enough.

>>544893383
>SA just spam FRS
riveting speedrunning gameplay

>>544895230
in monhun wilds*

>>544895319
Thats molds baby

I've been spamming BBC for half an hour where is my ban...

>>544895319
After playing all kinds of weapons knowing how much damage cheap and dirty hits there do compared to everything SA has yea you spam FRS or use something different.

>>544895535
>implying i was banned

>>544895747
how can tokuda look at this in person and think this is perfectly fine? SAbros are fucked this gen.

Oh boy he got nuked lets see what other stuff he posted

>>544876842
>wilds hater

>>544877579
>poorfag thirdie

>>544888148
>tendie ichinose simp

>>544890369
>hates when people talk about the games

Well there you have it the mentally ill guy posting death threats... Is brown, poor, and loves Rise. Classic! Or should i say... KLASSIK

>>544895947
No idea but IG got it even worse cause SA at least has a working offset and this wannabe shield counter. The major difference is that SA was much more fun in SB than IG.

Any world lumu?

>>544896092
You sound like a /vg/ newfag.

>>>544896092(You)
>You sound like a /vg/ newfag.

>>544895273
I can understand it in Ricebreak because you tackle into attacks with your head pretty much. But this shit is clearly parrying with your slab of metal, why the fuck are you still getting stun buildup?

>>544896409
It was the same in previous games with super and hyper armour from what I remember. The implementation of offsets is just weird as other anons pointed out.

>>544896092
>>tendie ichinose simp
Hard not being Ichinosesimp when his games are the only good part of the franchise

kek

>>544896092
actually unironically like half the posts in these threads are mine and yes i do occasionally play both sides for fun

>>544896409
>how could rise 2 have unimmerssive bing bing wahoo!?!? this is crazi!

you're all dumbfuck mentally ill retards anyway, so why are you fighting over which is the worst of you all?

>>544896849
lilgup melty

oh hai dojjie
i'm a big fan
thanks to you I started shitting everywhere in the thread

>>544896826
I knew you were a janny

>>544897057
janny wishes he was me

>>544896230
post one

janny meltdown he's burning it all

NINETY DOLLAR POKEMON CLONE

>>544897391
kek

>>544897391
first actual decent one of it
if you had any taste you'd have put monhun helmets on it with paint, or some palico gear

>>544896685
Yeah, learned to just work around it. I hope they bring back frostcraft or whatever version they have so I can just drop this offset spam garbage.