Thread 544832316

SPOOKY NIGHT RAPE EDITION

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>Global Game News
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1
Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m
11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 2
11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3
11/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
New Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: https://youtu.be/eoKazrX91xw

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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New thread, woo! Here's my wives.

Orange like pumpkin... it's once again her day

Eek!

celebrating halloween with the mejiro family!!

>>544832524
sovl

>>544832524
christ, tosen jordan is a fucking moron.

>>544832582
I'M DOING MY FAN RUNS

post Teio

>>544832408
ju(?)-i-gers?

>>544832591
Is there ANYTHING as erotic as sweaty umas???

Dancho I will be taking a break to play in JP, the new scenario is keeping me busy, I will come back when Aoharu is released in Global

>>544832916
TOKAIIIII TEEEEIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>>544832841
What the fuck is their problem?

Digitan LOVE

What in the goddamn???

>>544832841
D-Dia wouldn't do this... in public

>>544833503
what part of oguri crap did you not understand

>>544833056
doubt it

>>544833503
just glue the run bro

>>544833349
I genuinely don't understand why western artists (and sloptists) are so attracted to golshi
is it just fad chasers who don't get exposed to anything outside S1 of the anime and latch onto the meme character?

>>544833056
Literally nothing

>>544833694
its the neco-arc effect

>>544832582
黙れ

>>544833503
have you considered recovering energy?

>>544833694
yes basically that

This will probably be the best I can get since I just hard focused on trainings and only did like two optional ones.

>>544833793
nearco...

>>544833694
>strong personality
>legs for days
>hourglass figure
what's there not to like, chud

>>544834053
The fact that she's G*ldship

>>544834008
Also she gave 1*wit with front runner, but did get front runner savy and groundwork. Maybe she could be a great grand parent?

Wait the last thread still had images

why did we leave early

>>544834223
>WE WE WE WE WE
Shut the fuck up

Pretty sure something is wrong with me cause I start shaking when I do practice lobbies. I mean it was that way in CM finals but this is just practice...

>>544834223
If you post a link people just move
Nobody is checking the stats

>>544822153
>New scenario record
Tfw u suck more than a chinkbot

Also it's missing like a bunch of supports and some events

>>544833694
fad chasers always latch onto the most popular characters and Gold Ship was already an extremely popular horse even before umamusume existed. gag/comic relief characters are also usually popular with trend hoppers because their character quirks are generally pretty easy to glean from clips compared to other characters that require more context to understand. so yeah what you said but more autistic.

>Cake falcon who fully committed to idol life so she became a 40 y/o virgin
Holy fuck MY DICK

>>544833694
face of the franchise

>>544834325
What the hell are you talking about, Helios? Do I need to call Palmer again?

>>544833694
>Why do so many people draw the poster child uma
Truly perplexing

>>544834053
I am attracted to women, not brick houses

>>544834325
>he downloaded and ran it
cyjews literally tracks every single input you perform and bans in waves. it's over for you, anon.

>>544832316 (OP)
good thread

>>544833619
>>544833689
>>544833842
Insane

>>544834325
The event thing was added only days ago, so yeah. It used to be "edit this file for specific event choices" only.

Thoughts?

>>544834426
>trainer who committed to supporting falco her whole idol career
>Never had sex until she was 40 but gets her first time
Is this based or cucked?

>>544833056
no

>>544834798
pure virgins will always be based

>>544834768
Looks good anon

>>544834847
even if they're 40 and blueball (You) for half your life?

>>544834557
more for me

>>544834798
>Gets to deflower her
Based.

>>544834712
AHAHHAHAH
AHAHAHHAA
OGURI HAHAHAHAHHA

>>544834945
having a deep emotional relationship with someone for half your life is incredibly based

>>544834712
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

>>544834945
that's implying torena is a horny beast who can't stop thinking about sex. but loyalty is based

>>544834798
>>544834945
I'm 37 and a virgin, so waiting until 40 but getting a perfect wife seems pretty sweet to me.

>>544835101
this is the most offensive image i've had the misfortune of laying my eyes on in 1607 threads. congratulations, jobber.

>>544834831
>goldcity1.png
>picture of espoir city
e-eh?

>>544835234
way to tell everyone you are a fucking faggot

>>544834426
who is this

does fast learner affect skills you learn later?

>>544835351
finemo

>>544834731
I love the katawa umawife

>>544835234
what about this one

>>544835365
Yeah it's just a flat reduction in everything for the run

>>544835101
they should sell Uma sweat as an aphrodisiac like they did gladiator sweat

>>544835365
it only affects skills you buy later
it affects all skills at the time you buy them

>>544835365
it's a 10% discount across all skills. fast learner is part of the reason why you don't tend to grab skills early unless absolutely needed and/or hint-trimming.

81701661
leo room

>>544834945
If you're impatient, you tie the knot with the hebe like Mayano or ruffle the feathers of a Mejiro. If you love Falco, no one else will do. Plus she's a virgin unlike pic related, so waiting isn't cucking.

>>544835101
I don't even like King Reddit
But this made my cock harden and start leaking precum for some reason
Strange

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this scenario?

Symboli Supremacy

Ew stinky

Any feed back for my Maru? >>544834008
I could had gotten front corners, but getting firm conditions was RNG on Super Creek and I dbout I can get this all again and with more races. I need to work on my Oguri if not work use my Taurus one and focus on Summer Special Creek. I'm just trying to make it to finals.

HE POSTED THE PIG ITS SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT MY SIDES

>>544834426
Hair down Falco is sex
Pigtails are so unflattering

>>544835257
really?
FUCK I knew it looked a bit off. Goddamnit danbooru

>>544835681
>t. karenfag
kekaroo

>>544835549
Mayano would wait for (You), this is slander

>>544835668
Try again and go for higher stamina. 850ish + 1-2 golds should get you through the race, but it'll be iffy.

>>544835540
bump

>dumbass donkey gives me 5 sleep depriveds 2 with night owl a don't overdo it off a 7% training no speed rainbows and 7 mood downs
Shit ass game

>>544835632
Tell her it is unproffesional to be in this situation and that if she has any romantic feelings towards me it will have to wait until she's retired from racing

>>544836013
I didn't mean to call Mayano Curren-chan, I meant that if you wanted to marry and impregnate her posthaste, it wouldn't be difficult to convince her.

>>544835663
sniffing Dia

>>544834008
your stamina is barebones. you miss a single recovery and you die. you get hit with -4% (aka one gold debuff, one white debuff) and you die before the line. you rush and you die.

debuffers are the easiest and least intensive unit to build which means you're actually at an increased level of danger of losing to casuals/players taking this CM easy. against competent players with strong units then you're just lacking a lot of stats and skills.

>>544836124
Rice Shower got Slacker right before URA, infirmary didn't cure it, and it cucked me out of a quadruple speed rainbow, lvl 5 great mood. +100 speed +50 power down the drain.
Fuck you Rice Shower I hope you break your ankles

I'm all out of cp and the shoe trade is slow...

>>544836194
she will sniff (You)

>>544836504
>I'm out of cp
just beg the mayanofags for some

>>544836243
>>544836034
Damn, I wasted rolls on summer maru then since I give up building her due to no seiun and bad parents that have zero green skills due to bad luck. Thanks for the feedback.

>>544836604
oh u

This game is going to drive me insane with how much it just intentionally fucks you over, every goddamn game its the same mood downs in senior year after summer, no rainbows, no hints, I fucking hate this shit

So Shiraoki-sama decided that in my Medium S inspiration, the only other ability that will proc is a Straightaway Recovery I forgot one of my legacies had. Then I got the Best Foot Forward event to help my stamina a little more and get BoFA. THEN when I went recreation on a boring turn to get mood up since I didn't need to rest on full energy, I got the claw game. It was a sign that with a fully maximum hint Straightaway Recovery, I make this silliness. If only more supports hung around speed or especially power, but she is my chosen runner. She's here to make a statement against stinky neichas. This will be funny for Round 1, but man, I can't wait to refine this Oguri in the Unity Cup rush

El....

>>544836774
front runners are an intensive strategy to main until valentine bourbon releases. pulling for bikini hag while not having your own seiun sky means you're not only relying upon hunting down the right parents but you're limited to three ace runs a day. on other styles, three ace runs a day is manageable but when you need to hit grandparent whites to build a functional unit then it becomes a real problem, real quickly.

you have 2-3 more days to build your ace(s). oguri/tachyon and gold shit are all easy builds if you don't want to continue hunting down a good maru.

>>544835420
glorious pubic hair

>>544834008
skills are mostly fine. You shoulda gotten professor of curvature though. You are lacking stamina and will die to debuffers. I recommend medium S or you're going to lose races to Oguri and Goldship. You desperately need velocity

It's tenno sho time

>>544835681
this but unironically

What are your toughts on Espoir City, /uma/?
https://files.catbox.moe/kgj9ql.mp4

>>544837003
well she won't gas out
enjoy your consistent 4th place

>>544833056
sweat is overrated
it's literally just fluid waste

>>544837052
relationship characterized by high-impact sex

>>544837462
>Virgo Nov 16
what

>>544837436
man that Curren-chan in the back looks upset. Did Falco say something true and mean about her again?

>>544837462
digigoat!

>>544837579
yeah but aoharu so you'll be doing 200 runs anyway

>>544837462
>Two weeks until CM5

>>544837462
>virgo
>november 16
c-cygames??

>>544837450
I don't think about her because she's not in global or CinGray anime

>>544837462
>two weeks for another CM
i feel... i feel... accelerated.

>>544837541
yeah and squirt is just pee youfucking killjoy

>>544837462
Fuku... I'm sorry... but I promised to expand my roster over getting alters, and the pink pervert is right after you...

>>544837483
>every person I go against will be a tryhard whale with no timmies below 600 stamina
I shall enjoy it

>>544837687
Global will EoS before her release anyway.

>Running THREE stam cards
>Still cant get my stam to the 900-1000 range because the uma will go 10+ turns without ever going on the stam training

>umas keep losing races for no reason ever since this morning
Today is just not my day huh
Goodnight I guess

>>544837462
All those banners I'm not going to roll on!

>>544837868
maybe it has to do with the goldship stam card being dogshit for actually training stamina

>>544837868
SSR gold shit isn't a real card.

>>544837462
Rice comes earlier than what the timeline expected, and that's good.

>>544837971
>>544837996
What should I swap it with

>>544837868
Mayano is Not Great, run Manhattan stam instead if you have her, or ZRR stam

96110718 - CM practice

>>544838029
Cafe SR

How would you react if your uma cheered you on?

>>544838029
i shit you not, almost anything.

>>544837462
ACCELERATE

>>544837901
seed's bad. Wait for the reset

>the wifi in the current area I'm in can't connect to Uma
sorry danchud, I can't login for today or the next day

>>544837462
>Virgo already

YAMERO

>>544836596
W-why is she drooling

>>544835798
danbooru wouldn't allow an AI-generated pic

>>544838346
the designs really do get worse and worse over time, huh

When does the club shilling begin

>>544837450
seems like a Daiwa that's even more retarded

>>544838515
today

How much Power do I need to make up for not having any accel skills?

>>544838472
faggot

36512243 - CM practice

>>544838076
She finally won one

>>544838602
what position? unless you can hit 900+ not much. even 1200 power umas lost to those with acel skills

>>544838467
Depends if their janny is checking new submissions

>remove green woman from deck
>runs become infinitely more ass
AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
I'M SORRY
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

>>544838602
You're on the safer side with minimum 800, closer to 900, but accel abilities do a lot of carrying.

>>544838472
They've been trying to shill themselves to vchuubafags hence all the recent umas having trash design, such a shame really

>>544838764
lol I pity the fools that dont have mlb welfare cards and a mlb creek borrow

Any lobbies? I wanted to try my Gold City...

>>544838029
McQueen welfare card, Zenno Rob Roy, Manhattan Cafe, Seiun Sky, 0lb Super Creek, almost anything is better than GoldShit.

Can someone explain to me the mechanics of a race where your Front Uma has more power, stamina and speed than everyone else, but gets a late start, hangs around the back of the late surgers/end closers for the rest of the race and doesn't even bother to pick up the pace all the way to the end? Did she break her fucking ankle?

>>544838646
>green woman doesn't proc maestro and just dies
RIP

>>544838646
>Rudolf steals the win from Rice
BAD Kaichou
BAD

>>544839005
88802877
LEO CM testing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEiry8fSu3A
>Spark TWICE on a banner
>SIXTY THOUSAND (60,000) CARROTS
>2lb focus card
As always the support card system is easily the worst part of Uma Musume

how do you respond without sounding mad

>>544837462
Easy skip, maybe i should try to roll for Eishin Flash after all

>>544839040
wit based positioning check, if uma fails the check then she won't overtake

>>544839040
The Late Start broke her spirit

>>544837462
So, what's the final verdict? Skip or spark?

>>544839184
15 ssrs is a high roll for 400

>>544838868
And yet all the ultra-viral giga-popular vtubers have mostly simple designs

>AIIEEEEEEEEE ACCELERATION NO BREATHING
Don't care, just give me QoLs you mfers.

93552915
leo cm testing

>>544839310
who gives a shit if it's a "high roll"

rolling 15 air shakurs is technically insane luck but no one gives a fuck since obviously rolling the focus card 3 times and nothing else is universes better

aiieee, my characters keep being mispositioned for their acceleration skills...

>>544838708
>>544838854
I got pretty close to max speed/power on a few runs.

>>544839168
Argh so close. Thanks for hosting anon.

>>544839343
imoutomanko...

>a rainbow(highlander-not lol) WELFARE deck yielded an uma with better stats than a dedicated 4 speed+2 stamina/power deck
What the actual fuck is wrong with this game

>>544839184
Funny how it's only marginally better now, Kitasan and Satono ran with 0.5% rate up, banners since then for SSRs have 0.75% rate up.

>>544839440
>brocked
>still win
Angling has a ridiculously large window to trigger

They'll accelerate everything except QoL huh

>>544839184
this is why i keep telling people saving 60k carrots for the fine/maru banner isn't "overkill"

IT'S THE BARE MINIMUM THE RATES IN THIS GAME SUCK COCK

>>544839829
Sex with Helios
Marriage and baby making with Palmer

>>544839720
>>544839842
Wallahi

>>544839308
OBVIOUSLY you spark full armor fuku are you fucking stupid. she's literally at the apex of her lucky power

>>544839720
If everyone is getting fucked by the acceleration, no one is

>>544837462
Wait

DOES THIS MEAN XMAS OGURI WILL ACTUALLY RELEASE ON CHRISTMAS?

>>544840061
It fucks over the people who rely on borrowed parents for ace runs

>>544839720
>can't recycle umas because new campaign powercreep

>>544840109
>Chr*stmas
Not if the bald localizer has something to say about it

If CyGames eventually altered BoFA so it only fires on the middle straights so it doesnt waste anything, do they also do something with Iron Will as well? Like a time delay or something?

59533485
CM Leo testing

>>544840109
You mean HOLIDAYS OGURI

uma pussy

>>544840203
no, I mean CHRISTmas Oguri

>>544839646
Licking that Keiba Onna's umanko

>>544840109
Right now it would be Dober on christmas and Christmas Oguri on New Years...

Hanukkah Cap is my favorite Uma

>>544840203
>>544840351

when are we getting juneteenth oguri?

>>544840247
sweaty panting tahhbo clinging to you shark teeth biting 500mp/h marathon sex till collapse premium top shelf steamy taahbo umanko I NEED-

CMs should be accelerated even more

>>544840197
>canceled

It's easy just retrain your team to retain in TT AND win CM so you can stay on track to be able to pull support cards so you can enjoy the game within a year

So... about that Tachyon event...

/uma/ club has spots next month. remember to apply

>>544840704
>wit
Unsalvageable

>>544840704
lol

>2000 biweekly carats is somehow le bad
Everyone who complain about CM being 2 weeks apart should be shot pointblank no question asked

>>544840608
No. There is... another way... one that is the pathway to many supoka decks some consider to be... unnatural

>>544839902
yeah if I can I want to have 90k carats saved for that.
>19k saved now
>spark kitasan banner so I get 1lb, 2lb if I'm fucking lucky. 3LB/MLB with upgrade gems/SSR Selector
>paypig XOguri
>spark all-uma banner
>spark VBourbon
>save until Maru/Finemo.
Triple sparking that banner gives me good chances of MLB'ing both cards. Worth it.

>>544840194
the buff is dogshit, it can now proc during mid race and it also gives lane change speed

>Hail mary paid 10 for Ofevre
>Get this
I can't even be upset.

They will accelerate even faster because the next big paycheck isn't until valentine event.

>>544840921
>I REJECT MY F2P

>>544840194
they buff iron will too but it isn't easily accessible unless you willingly go back to do URA

Christmas Oguri is going to be the gift the keeps on giving even outside meta because of the whole "Holiday" vs "Christmas" debacle

>>544839189
first-rate Kingu!

81695798
fixed cm leo room had to cancel the other one it had 15 slots

I prefer what October and November are compared to the dull period that was September, things are actually happening.

>>544840420
rock hard now thanks

>>544840704
I'm more looking forward to affinity changes and spark reroll/spark targeting

>>544841105

Ice Cream Cake and Fried Chicken Oguri

so, how long are we expecting unity to last? 6 months like URA or do we ACCELERATE?

>>544840351
I want to feed Jews into a wood chipper

>>544841105
It's literally made for CHRISTMAS celebration, regardless of the faggotry, it is for CHRISTMAS, why the fuck would you call it holiday
You have to be mentally ill, are you people mentally ill? What's the aversion of the word "christmas" these days even? I'm not even christian

>>544841303
falco would never say this

>>544841224
The only affinity changes that I know of is the nerf

>>544840509
I'M MAMBOFIED LIKE MY SAVIOUR

>>544841290
And each time you complain the quota gets 500k higher
>>544841270
Unity is like 4 months by current speed hence why people even debate Riko

Which uma should get a hanukkah alt?

>>544841359
sure she would, just tell her "they're like Curren-chan, only worse"

>>544837462
ACCELERATE

>>544841303
Falco BEST girl??

I guess I'll stop with the monthly carat pack, this acceleration really makes it useless.

>>544841360
what nerf? g1s go to +3 but they drop the epithets and other graded races. It clearly becomes way easier to pass on skills given the massive list of current jpn sparks

>>544841321
It’s exclusionary against the 99 other religions in the world

>>544841246
>Fried Chicken Oguri

>>544841534
It's still useful for the paid carat daily pulls, which are very efficient imo

>>544841321
I'm not christian either, but the way I see it is I don't care about calling it christmas enough to even allow someone getting mad about a word in the first place, so I'll just call it "holiday".
I feel like people who complain about saying "holiday" instead of christmas are even more retarded than people complaining about "christmas". At least those people have a religious reason to be against it.

>>544841321
the rainbow people
no average normalfag even associates christmas with christ himself since 20 years ago lmao
christian btw

Some anon said awhile back that we get the Suzuka SSR speed card as a story event card in January. That's just a lie, isn't it? There's no way Cygames would just give us mlb https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30002-silence-suzuka
for free, is there?

>>544841321
I couldn't care less about the debate but it does the writing a disservice
every single character has a voiced "merry christmas" line for their campaign and every single dialogue says happy holidays
it's very clearly rewriting for the sake of it

>>544841668
Oh god anon!

>>544841668
Hokko Tarumae wouldn't do this

>>544841691
It's a welfare version of it they're giving away

KASOKU

>war on christmas discourse
were all of you cryogenically frozen in the year 2003? literally the most whocare issue of all time

>>544841447
Tamamo Cross so she becomes Tamamo Menorah.

>>544841819
i'll pray for your salvation, heathen.

>>544841668
>>544841770
Well she was FORCED to do it

>>544841726
that's the only reason I care. It's not fucking accurate, so don't fucking change it. What reason is there to NOT use "Christmas Oguri" when the nip name is literally "Christmas Oguri"?

>>544841691
I think it's this one: https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30076-silence-suzuka

assuming we make it that far would air messiah be skipped by global?

>>544841882
don't bother, I'm catholic, I can do whatever the hell I want my entire life as long as I do a deathbed confession at the end

>>544841691
it's this other one. I have no idea why it exist

they changed Bourbon saying MASTA despite her clearly saying it in plain jap-english they don't give a shit

I want to watch Uma anime with anons. Anyone here tried hosting cytube watch party before?

>>544840420
500mp/h cowgirl riding

>>544839189
That's just getting mugged

>>544842027
that one was fine since it's got weird power dynamic connotations attached to it

>>544840932
Yeah I'm considering doing something similar. Already have 3LB Kita at the moment and only really feel the need to grab Xmas Oguri and Bourbon before turtling up and enduring until the Summer Maru rerun. It's going to hurt for awhile but it's well worth it considering that her rerun is going to be not even 2 months after her original banner for two godly cards that I will be using for a long time, even if FM's lifespan has been starting to get used up quite a bit at this point. Not sure if I'm going to go as far as 90k but 60k seems like its an easy choice to make, the support banners which are as good as these are few and far between.

>>544842007
Well, shit. I guess it's still better than my 1lb Sweepy, but shit.
I knew it was too good to be true....

ERMMMMM it's UNITY CUP chuddy

Ermmm... mods? They are posting porn in a blue board...

Imagine the awful timeline in which Uma gets an English dub

>>544841691
it's another version

>>544842204
BELIEVE IT

it's really retarded how the character says christmas right in your fucking face and they expect you believe they are saying holidays

Mods, promote them. They are posting porn in a blue board.

>>544842143
Low t take

>>544842225
It'll be a great addition to my f2p deck!

>>544842163
some japs like unity more btw
some comments are even saying unity makes more sense than aoharu considering the mechanics

>>544842106
sitting cowgirl, more skin-to-skin contact, and she can fuck up your shoulders with her shark teeth

>5 minutes later
>still up
based jannies for allowing this

what the fuck does aoharu mean

>>544842202
proof?

>>544842282
"Melli Kurisumasu!" (spoken line)
"Happy Holidays!" (text translation)
it's just stupid. Nips call it Christmas, and they're one of the most secular, nonreligious people ever. If they don't give a shit, why should the translators?

>>544842294
Even lower t take

>>544842393
Ao means blue
Haru means spring
The event was supposedly released during spring in Japan. Blue spring also refers to youthfulness in nip.

mods too deep in Halloween ass

>>544842393
ayo, haru!

Wtf is a Unity Cup?

>>544842393
アオハル

>>544842438
Because global is meant to be global, for everyone.
That means exclusionary language like "christ" needs to be phased out so everyone can enjoy the game equally.

>>544842438
>most secular, nonreligious people ever
this is rather amusing considering how involved some cults have been past and present in their political power

>>544842393
Green spring
>B-but Ao means blue
Midori is a modern word because the japs thought didn't differentiate between green and blue

Shilling Honsefunni club early, have slots open. Currently B ranked and implementing a 5 million fans a month quota, really just so people are active. Casual club, drop your uid or have /uma/ in your profile if you're interested!

>>544842586
it's when you and several other people cum in the same cup

>>544842560
>California

>>544842638
>can't enjoy a game unless words like "christmas" don't appear in text form
>characters still say "Christmas" in-game
people cannot truly be this retarded....can they?

Which chinkbot will win

>>544842779
People are bitching about Unity Cup already

>>544842779
No one can make out the word through those silly chipmunk voices so it's fine

>>544842808
I remember when one of those Eden guys tried to recruit here. Wonder why they never came back

>>544842674
The guy who cums last drinks it?

>>544842074
>>544842258

>>544842885
4chan's /uma/ no greater hive of scum and villainy

>>544842658
Genuine retard here, about fan quotas, that's it for the whole month?
You can get 1m a day by just doing 3x parent runs+borrow runs and never touching the game until reset, no? You can get it in 5 days
Seems to be low
I am not in an /uma/ club so idk
Yes, I am sadly employed

>>544842872
fucking faggots. I want translations to be accurate and when they're not it pisses me off.
Holidays = Holy Days = Christianity, idiots through and through.

fuck this game
fuck parent grinding
fuck!

How am I supposed to get 800 power when I need 1000 stamina?
>haha retard fell for the stamina gaslight
I’m not going to borrow mlb Spechud just for gourmand

>>544842586
You form a team of umas to compete in different distance races, and then the losing trainer has to drink a cup of the winning team's combined stallionmusume cum

>Gave into temptation and did a 10 pull on Eishin Flash
>Didn't get her
>Got something wanted a lot more

>>544843069
3 parent runs is like an hour of time each day and not everyone has the patience to deal with that. It's also really easy to hold B rank

>>544843069
anon, it's a B-ranked club.
TP refills at 1 per 8 minutes, or 30 per 6 hours. You can do 4 runs per 24 hours if you time it perfectly. Having a low quota like 5M a month is just for what he said, ensuring you're still playing.

If that's too low-effort, find an A+ club or something
>t.staying comfy in Mambo

>>544842530
Youthful uma schoolgirl manko…

>>544843208
congrats on your chocolate sex

>>544843208
enjoy your chocolate wife!

>>544843205
eh... catbox link for the pic? onegai

>>544832316 (OP)
based

>>544843069
Hey sexy, wanna join our club?

when does the count stop?

CURREN CHAN IS A WHORE
A WHOOOOOOOORE

>>544843208
very exotic.

>>544843631
You are supposed to call them bwo if you are gonna flirt with your fellow poster.

this is a succubus

>>544843768
*A horse

>>544843768
>In Which Falco Is Right, Yet Again

>>544839189
Yes ma'am.

>>544843631
nta, can your club make it to A+? im on 75m fans right now and im tired of carrying shitters

>>544843476
hai

https://files.catbox.moe/ixvcuq.jpg

sorry, golshi is kinda overrepresented in this stuff and it took me a minute to dig the uncropped version up the way I've got my folders arranged

*Gives you Pace Strategy*

>>544844024
arigatougozaimasta anon-sama

>>544839829
Helios got too cocky

>>544844038
>get debufffs in front runner parent runs
>get groundworks in debuffer runs

>Second inspiration didn't give me groundwork or Medium S
>Switch to Fan Run, spam races
>End up with stats roughly equal to my better runs, just with shit skills.

Oh, they're all wearing their winter uniforms now. Just noticed.

>>544843069
Yes, I pretty much do my 3 borrows a day and thats it. Being generous, 5 mil a month is less than a run a day for the entire month

>>544843867
Wife!

>>544843867
Dia is a pure maiden

>>544842658
You can actually make that 10m to 15m if you want people to actually be active.

>>544837462
>making Golshi takes like 2 runs to be usable
Yup, it's comfy gaming time. Can't imagine being a frontcuck on an accelerated schedule.

aces done, parents done
guess it's time for comfy Rice runs

>>544844824
>orfevre lost to this stinky NEET twice

>>544844637
kek

>>544844980
I want to sniff her nasty NEET snatch!

>top carry of the club has been offline for 2 weeks
uh... grim

Stegocest...

>>544845254
With the accelerated schedule I can't blame him... The grind is quite brutal.

>>544845335
Pull for German mare wife!

>run started off well with a turn 2 charming
>350/300/300/200/200 before asahi
>uma crashed and died first two junior year g1s
>green woman said no skills despite picking up 3 discounted skills
>got paddock fright
>paid it off
>doesn't turn into a green skill
This is fucking horseshit

>>544833694
Yes. Same with pokke and tachyon. Their knowledge of the series is only skin deep.

>>544841668
>>544841883

>>544845335
>>544845471
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

How far are we from getting Manhattan Cafe banner?

>>544845631
Cafe will come in Christm- holidays.

>>544845631
January early no?

>>544845631
Based on the current timeline, December 7th

I think at least 70% of fronts in this CM will be /uma/'s

>>544845631
It has this date, but Halloween Creek and Rice seem to have a lengthy banner. It largely depends on Kawakami Princess slightly overlapping this banner or coming right after it, but Cafe will be shortly after.

>>544845709
>>544845731
>>544845814
Thats quite soon

suzuka card not this month? can't see story chapter in the roadmap

>>544846039
thanks, what site is that?

What did they mean by this

>decide to make funny recovery tachyon build
>get night owl very first time I click rest
>explodes 3 times during junior
>explodes everytime there's a double rainbow training
>a week worth of mood downs in classic and senior
>sub 800 spd by URA despite running 4 spd cards
>still somehow win URA without using clocks

>>544846165
https://uma.moe/timeline

/uma/ sure is horny today

>>544846039
Cafe comes on my birthday

>>544845850
ahhhh my balls

>>544846469
>mummy Neicha
Sorry, Still in Love, but I'm still in love.

FUCKK I MISSED A DAY OF SUZUKA LEGEND RACE

>be urara's trainer
>never get raped
>but now he's a single dad until death
Was it worth it?

>>544846765
no because she deserves a mom

Do any Golshi mains know what the odds are on This One's For Keeps! bottom choice? Is it 50-50 or worse of wiping out instead of getting skillpoints? I gravitate to gambling with Festa because of the non-standard distance skill for this CM but maybe its just not worth it..

>>544846956
https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper

>>544846765
>implying
Urara rapes her trainer wearing her signature racewear covered in sweat and dirt every time she loses a race, that's how she keeps her spirits up.

>>544847010
Who is this sad little boy and why's he outside my house?

>>544846956
No idea but I get Slacker too often with the bottom choice.

>>544847082
yeah i use gametora for reference but it doesnt give percent chances for multiple outcomes on events

>>544846956
always gamble

>>544846625
>pic
good manga

>>544847093
I believe it

>>544847502
WHORE

what do I do when I want to make a late gambler but they have shit affinity with Ryan?

>>544847502
Her mother is cuter

>spent 2 weeks trying to train Summer Spe with nothing to show for it
>shit out 3 Oguri in an afternoon, all the sparks I wanted

Sometimes I don't even know why I bother. Could have saved myself 14 days but I want to "oshi run" instead.

>>544847213
>Randomly either
>50/50

>>544847613
You just gotta tank the affinty loss

>>544847010
my imouto

>>544847783
is this real?

>>544847812
My fucktoy! I need that tight sweet umanko wrapping around my cock!
Thank you for sharing your imouto with me, umadacchi!

hhhhmmmm time for some ウマエロ

>>544847907
My imouto is only for me, get your own.

real indo hours in here

>>544848085
uh
sauce?

>>544847929
I will explode inside of her.

uhhhh does late surger need 2 gold recoveries?

>>544848114
Opposed to outdo hours?

Has anyone here actually trained the two Halloween umas on JP? They're obviously nice from a waifu perspective, but I'm worried that they're just downgrades from the base version, especially Rice. How do you get her unique to trigger with any consistency?

damn this would have made me quit the game

>>544848423
who did this happen to

10 hours and 40 minutes until the Great Monthly Purge

>>544848384
fuck off with your AI spam already

>>544848553
henry handsome

>>544848114
Cry more LMAO

Umazing.

>>544848582
More like 8 hours before I kick everybody

So how much does Groundwork matter in Meds anyways? Can a MathGOD break it down?

>melty cuz I called him out
lmao at least hes being open about being a thirdie

>>544848268
Base Rice sucks. I'm not sure how you could make it worse

>>544848756
If you're running Front, Groundwork will matter no matter the distance.

>>544848854
What if the ground doesn't work? What if the ground is a NEET?

>>544848731
Danchou no! We're a casual club

>>544848906
You show it that the day is sunny, the conditions are good and that it can always turn right.

>12 am Japan time
Why the fuck I can't send this to club chat? Fucking filters

>>544848978
no, you show the conditions are firm, not good.

I don't get how folks can mindlessly grind out so many fans
Runs take around 30 minutes, and if you're doing something stupid like 700k plus fan runs, then it takes even longer since you're having to tap through all those races.
I can't imagine doing the same fucking race over and over to hit like a hundred million fans for the month, every month.

>>544848986
because "Jap"

>>544848986
>Jap
>pan ti
>an ti
Many reasons

>>544849073
Welcome to autism.

>>544849095
>>544849119
>having to deal with burgertard filters plus niptard filters
Worst ingame chat I've seen in my life

>>544848975
It's actually the 27th anniversary of Silence Suzuka's death today (Nov 1)

>>544849073
But how will you get the Rice Shower expert title?

>>544849073
for me I can't imagine doing fan runs for the sake of it
a parent run that might produce something you'll actually use still nets you 300-500k

>>544849073
many are cheating thru bots or game speeding

why is this faggot just spamming AI pics

>>544849073
Botting. They are botting.

>>544849417
This. I just parent run for 400-500. Can’t imagine doing a dedicated fan run

Lonely on a Friday night? I guess I will get high again

I don't know how to admit this, but I've been ritualposting a certain uma for a while know, but I think I've sort of fallen out of love
I've been finding myself gravitating to Hishiama a whole lot more, but I don't know if I can drop the ritualpost yet

>>544849073
I need the Eishin Flash Expert title asap

>>544848240
How it goes is that the less stam you have, the more recoveries you'll need
If you can get like 700-800 and Swinging Maestro then you can make it as LS

>>544848423
the volume is decent lul

>>544849641
ritualposting only makes sense for slow threads, these threads are too fast, this makes the constant ritualposting annoying

oguri CUTE

>>544849738
I mean, we're certainly slower than we once were.

okay that was quite something

>>544849641
Please tell me you’re not the digitan ritual poster

>>544847949
oh no I'm scared stiff

Palmer is pretty cute...

I didn't listen to a single Halloween voice line

>half of the month is just spent on mogging verxina
What the fuck is her problem?

>>544850140
There were halloween voicelines?

>>544849257
The sunday of silence

Every time the Best Foot Forward event fails, it feels like Akikawa personally socks me 3 times in the guts and spits inside my shirt

>>544849903
this isn't fucking slow at all

>>544850189
deafblindanon...

>>544850174
It's gonna be weird soon
Once I get her and Cafe, there's not an uma I don' think I'll give a shit a bout for like years.

Which race has forever young in the breeders cup?
Also lol at cygames with their 2mil sprint race

>>544850176
The weak must be shown their place

>>544850325
classic

Trainer if you can read this please wake up!!!
Quick, jump in front of a speeding train and come back here, we're all waiting for you...

>>544850174
>ribs
Based

>>544850274
Slower than what I'm used to
It's weird being in a general that waits well after bump limit to make a new thread.
>t. spend like 6 years in /alter/

>>544849216
Rudolf would never

>>544850176
Some of it is coincidence
Others is probably Verxina specifically picking the same races to challenge her
And the rest is just to crush her

I like to ritual post my wife Narita Top Road! And my best tribute to her is making threads!

>>544848756
How are the horses going to race if the ground doesn't work?

>>544849797
>tugs on your sleeve
>rips your entire shirt off

Fenomeno with her desired friend group.

I was told QoL happens on HalfAnni
Wheres the fuck is the QoL

>>544849797
her career has, to my surprise, some cute for (you) moments. Like that time she gets jealous over a plushie

>>544850930
on halfanni

>>544850930
10 borrows prayge

>>544850557
good, there is nothing wrong in showing your love for your uma

>>544850930
QoL stands for Qpocketing oyour Lcash
get a clue

>>544849723
ty for response need to fix my late surgers

Last minute Goldship ace

>mummy = mommy
At last I finally understand...

>>544851397
no red shift = no rights

Can you guess the uma just from their race records?
Starts | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | etc