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>News
Agent Record | Banyue
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/41700148
Agent Record | Dialyn
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/41681910
Version 2.3 Special Program
https://youtu.be/uTWIK77TcdI

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/NCzUV95VIEI
https://youtu.be/CQBbCfxIgnY (EN)
https://youtu.be/wutoIFoyZGU (JP)
https://youtu.be/rT6FVNzD02E (EN)
https://youtu.be/G5tW5IGjjk0 (JP)
https://youtu.be/jaxcn1kja9Y (EN)
https://youtu.be/buGfCjPLaZc (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.3
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/160259
All-New Program 10/14 - 11/25
The Inverted Night Lantern 10/14 - 11/24
When Dreams Remain Unfinished 10/17 - 11/24
SNAP! Shining Strike 10/22 - 11/10
Timesworn Hills Explorer's Guide 10/14 - 11/26
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 10/29 - 11/03
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 11/05 - 11/25
Chronicle of Counseling 11/05 - 11/17
141 Eco Art Exhibition 11/12 - 11/24
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 11/19 - 11/24

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ23SWEETILY

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends
https://interknot-network.com

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

Some of horsecuck's comments during its multi hour melty today have really confirmed it's a newfag from reddit.

Komano love!

>>545338212 (OP)
Jane LOVE

Fufu wonned!

Moss nearly won.
Literally.

The town would have if the Main Character Manato didn't step in to save the day.

Bunny wife!
Happy life!

I wuv me bnuuy wife

>Will live inside this guy's head until the day he blows his brains out
HorseGOD won enormously...

Vivian lust!

Tune in on patch 2.4 to find out how Komano Manato saves the day again!

>>545338476
/u/The_Horse_King literally seeing himself as a king even though he lives in location:Philippines is solid gold

>>545338476
i hope i can one day achieve a level of mindbreak he did

So the Nightmare has got to be the Creator, right?

>>545321915
at least you have enough teams to do the optional stage lol

>>545338721
He's getting there >>545338637

best girls LOVE

>>545338809
Sir one of those is an animimal

>>545338875
a sexy animal

I love
Zee
Zee
Zee

Most beloeved Bangboo of today with the most beloved Bangboo of tomorrow

>>545338476
If ZZZ keeps flopping, the wimp probably wont be around long.

>>545338212 (OP)
We need black male agents, our ZZZ girls are very lonely and unsatisfied.

Don't forget horsey- you'll abruptly go from samefagging 3 times to cope each time someone hurts you, all the way to 0. Because you can't stay awake to defend yourself forever. Everyone will notice. Everyone will laugh at you.
/v/ is laughing at you too.

>>545338960
When will my son Eous get some action again...he's platforming....gone

Please let me grind Notorious Hunt.

>>545339072
are they in the thread with us now?

>>545338965
Zhao will probably get around half the revenue of Ju Fufu, EOS soon.

will i regret not pulling for hari? im saving for zhao

>>545338875
Calm down Lucy, she is not going to your stylist

>>545339284
Zhao will flop for sure but I would imagine Ye will have to make decent money. They'll most likely do another Relaunch again with the Preregistration and whatever the fuck

Has anyone crank the math yet? Will Ye be around Chinese New Year?

just gooned to evelyn's ass again-

Why doesn't Manato blanco look and sound like in the quest? Man this was the only way i could care for him

>>545339339
nah, she's just a regular dps

>>545339517
2.6 (Idols) will be releasing around Chinese New Year.

>>545339485
orpy has quickly become one of my favourite characters

>>545339704
Oh fuck that will be an even worse flop than Zhao

>>545339704
wow hoyo really wants me to skip Shunuguang

>>545339624
Why would he? He and his Drowned Ideal aren't the same person.

ok guys i need help this is very important
who has the fattest butt?

>>545339704
Google says CNY is 105 days away
21 days of Yidhari = 84 days left
42 days of dialyn / banyue = 42 days left

If Ye starts here then she ends literally right before CNY, that's a weird ass timing

>>545339897
me

I can safely conclude mihomo's writers have rotbrain.

People in real life don't actually refer to themselves as Full-name.
That's a case where homo author or fangirl author hijacks a character to convey how they personally feel about the situation.
aka. retard author syndrome.

>>545339935
VH idols? VH IDOLS?

>>545338281
>>545339991
You can just envision that shoe being thrust swiftly onto horsepedo's neck. Squish.

>>545339897
Jane. Zhufags will try to convince you it's actually her but DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES

>>545339897
him >>545339938

>>545339991
>People in real life
Retard

>>545339938
prove it

>>545339991
Or Its a chinese drama thing.

>>545340140
If you're not going to make a real character, then fuck off?

>>545340038
Komano Manato: Eww, it's all brown. Did I step in dog dookie?

>>545340150
Okay...

>dub explicitly mentions it was the Nightmare that had been in a battle
>EN localization doesn't specify
Wow, tons of EN players are going to be super misled about this.

>>545339991
thats japanese/chinese thing, its normal in this situation

>>545340242
Explain.

>>545340385
How?

Funny wipeout screen I got while doing dailies

>>545340038
>>545340341
Here, a (You). You can stop samefagging now, schizo

>>545340369
Nobody
Fucking
Paid
Attention
To
Lucia's
Agent
Story
You
Retard

>>545340524
Your skin is brown and Komano Manato would mistake it for dog dookie. Lol.

Now she's even cuter.

>>545340313
>a real character
Retard

>>545340574
Nobody cares either. Lucia is a street whore people only pulled because support

>>545340672
It's true. If you're not going to make a real character, then fuck off.

Say it

>>545340645
qrd?

>>545340776
DAMIDAMIDAMIO

>>545340574
>>545340727
>seething

>>545339881
Because thats what a good game would do

>>545339991
>People in real life don't actually refer to themselves as Full-name.
It's a japanese thing. There's a reason why they are always called a polite society because they can be too damn forma/politel and also because it avoids confusing from one Satou to another Satou

YJK

>>545340840
Not really.

>>545338291
I want to rub the head of my dick slowly up and down the soles of her sexy feet. They look so good it's wild

>>545340436
japanese/chinese name have meaning behind them. its kinda hard for westener to understand this but saying his name during that moment add gar point to that

>>545340897
God I wish Tomiya was a playable agent, or even just in the game at all.

>>545340436
you ever hear in a chinese kungfu flick call bruce lee just bruce or lee? its pretty nonsensical. Family names are pretty important

>>545340887
>It's a japanese thing.
Really?
I don't remember ever hearing Luffy say
>I, Monkey D. Luffy, will beat you up!
That's just retarded, even for Japan.

>>545341162
Luffy is Brazilian, retard.

>>545341162
Anon...your anime reps...

>>545341162
You haven't watched enough anime.

>>545341056
I don't think name meaning has any relevance in this situation.

>>545340892
Why isn't there an animal suited >>545340897
for guys to fuck?

>>545341262
>>545341207
Your turn, prove me wrong then.

>>545340892
Abusive dog BF... Someone save this woman...

>>545341162
I mean you can find example of Naruto always shouting I'M UZAMAKI NARUTO AND I WILL BECOME HOKAGE

Why do retards in this general ALWAYS doube down? iS IT REALLY JUST BROWNIES PLAYING THIS STILL?

>>545341056
vait

>>545341471
Goddamn, I had no idea Japan was this cringe.

IM JUST RUNNING IN THE 90s

>>545341568
so many new waifu collector games not available to browns its sad.

>>545341617
It's cultural humility.
Also, it's more because their names are so fucking similar that sometimes they need to say their full name to avoid confusion. It's a eastern thing

>>545341749
>humility
It's the opposite of humility when you shove your full name into everybody's face.

>>545341162
>I don't remember ever hearing Luffy say
Not the 1st or only time by the way. Also, he's met everyone in this scene https://youtu.be/PbLaraZy850

>>545341835
you're fucking retarded, shut the fuck up

american website i'll be calling all of you by your first names thankyou

Bunny cunny!

holy shit

>>545339750
I want to hug this cutie

>>545341835
you say like its bad thing, atleast its better than shove your pronouns into everybody's face

>>545341953
In the example you use>>545341471
That really is the opposite of humility. Just use your brain bro.

>>545342004
Hey Magus, can you like, turn off, or look away for a few hours? Don't make me say aloud what I'm going to do with your daughter

>>545342074
you're fucking retarded, shut the fuck up

>>545341956
okay can you call me gertrude then

>>545341568
gacha is how people get exposed to "weeb" stuff now

>>545342074
It's a formality anon, it's about being FORMAL. This isn''t hard to understand

Joyousbros every day we await our glorious moment

>>545342161
good afternoon gertrude, how are your pets

>>545342187
>it's about being FORMAL
Nah, you're on full brag about your family, bloodline, title.
It is the diametric opposite to humility.

>>545341970
why does she look like a voidhunter class agent in the 2.0 trailer but is actually a cutiepie?

>doing scammy 'fortune telling now'
>this is a yunkui tradition
wtf

S𐐬yous
So.yous

Post pregnant agents

>>545342140
This bitch is fat

>>545342291
doing quite splendid, thank you for asking Wilhelm

>>545342198
everyone says Joyous vanished so it was a coincidence meeting him unrelated to her void hunter duties, or it's a plot twist that she really has no idea. it's amnesia caused by using the sword.
I assume belle must have the same line

>>545342351
Yeah, it is humility to do so

>>545342539
No you're just incapable of using your brain to think.

>>545342607
You're overthinking a matter of formality, and you still can't understand it, what's so hard to understand about this?

>>545340743
>a real character
Retard

Theres too much autism itt, cant you all be a little more normal

>>545342506
i'm sincerely hyped to find it all out, feels good to be excited about the story

>>545342749
>You're overthinking
No, you made a claim about 'humility' and proceeded to show an example of brag = the opposite of humility.
and you are incapable of admitting you made a mistake.

Is it true that Wise is homosexual and built for Manato, Hugo, Lighter and Lycoan?

>>545342858
B I G B O I

>>545342749
they wont understand it the same as we cant understand their woke culture, men can be women, xher, xer stuff. lets leave it at that

I know I missed the discourse of Shungung being an attacker. Were you people normal about it for once?

how long until octopussy

>>545342996
Depending on who you ask, yes.

less than an hour left on the banner and i somehow got it.

>>545342972
Yes, it is humility. Aka realistic assessment of one's strengths and weaknesses, without arrogance or excessive pride. You 'see' it as 'bragging' but it's simple formality which you can't fathom somehow. It's not 'bragging' to announce who you are and who your 'family' is. It is simply formal and neutral language.

>>545343285
noice

>>545343081
obolchads were smug for awhile and afew schizos had a melty

>>545343287
>Yes, bragging about lineage and title is humility.

>>545343081
Orphiebros were chill, seedpag found a new excuse to screech about xher flopslop character, just being the downie of obolfags as usual

>>545343081
I know you're asking because you know the answer but I'll lay it bare for any lurkers.
Massive meltdowns by you-know-who over Seed. Seed is now synonymous with all Attack agents.

Oh cool, they added a neat little easter egg after the bangboo finding event.

>>545342506
It's possible since Joyous is well known for trailblazing a path to the hollows and this patch has that 'appearing at multiple locations' and a door to the past so time fuckery might be possible

Aren't most chinks single children and starving for sibling affection? Why isn't hoyo milking the shit out of Wise and Belle's relationship?

Duet Night Abyss is using britbong VAs.
Smart move.

>>545343874
everybody laughs when we hear bong dubbing, in korea they only allow american accents for teachers in more expensive private schools because they don't want the hilarious bong accent

>>545344001
It's over, Mutt. You're getting replaced by the original.

>>545343809
What are you on about, their interactions are good enough

>>545343809
what do you mean? Belle and Wise's always together. And 1.0 established their relationship well

>>545344078
got a loicense for that shitpost?
bobbys on the way to your door now nigel

>>545344236
...in their lorrys?

Remember to take your sneedpills

Day four and I now realize just how much time I tend to spend cranking my hog.

You told me zzz was dying... it seems the fake mobile numbers don't match reality

which bangboo would you use for

Lucia, Manato, Koleda?

I'm currently using Rocketboo

>>545344394
i want her to stick her feet in my mouth

>>545344846
I'm using Excaliburboo because it's cute.

>>545344853
Woah woah buddy get in line, im the first to suck toes

>>545344832
this the same cope pag archive uses
>nobody plays our game but we sell le merch!!

Walk.

>>545345019
curious how BA has high levels of engagement years later, this must upset you.

Who has the best braps in ZZZ?

>>545344846
the bangboo pill is realising they don't do shit outside of snapboo so use whichever ones you think have the cutest animations

>>545345128
>our game with high quality animations that cost a fuck ton of money making the same as some chibishit is le good actually

With.

>>545342506
>everyone says Joyous vanished so it was a coincidence meeting him unrelated to her void hunter duties, or it's a plot twist that she really has no idea. it's amnesia caused by using the sword.
its not JUST joyous, but its also Sunbringer (who probably has stilts because belle is compensating for her natural height)

Milk.

>>545345356
Hey, maybe repressing their ether aptitude stopped their growth spurt. Would be hot if Belle grows Sunbringer tall ngl

>>545345413
any As?

>>545345234
The main BA players are on mobile, the ZZZ players on mobile are a few autistic people

Is it worth leveling Yidhari's dash attack?

Iyo just gave recognition to my Astra Bibi Mibi combo.

Damn... I feel so proud and meta right now.

>>545345494
it could be either way, we're living in a setting that has too many tech lost, god knows what is being extracted, even considering YO PHONE IS LINGING and human automata variance considering billy (recycled model), Banyue (purge unit), Qingyi (baby oven)

>>545345617
happy for you
*SMOOOCH*

im just so fucking sick of worms man

>>545344832
jane nagi domination!!!

>>545344846
esme

>>545346000
trips of truth
kill faggots

>>545346102
i want to lick her eyes

>>545346000
DRAG them xis chopped queens gagging at your iconic post

>>545346252
Ermmmmm BASED???

It's over for Mibi Ice.
https://youtu.be/ibYPUGksA_M?t=780
Bibi Mibi dominates all 95!

All of your Yuzuhas should just be donated to Shunguang!!!!

>>545346102
*smooch*

>>545346386
Why are you watching some nigger?

>>545346386
Imagine admitting you pulled for Vivian. Brown behavior to the worst degree.

I'll stick with my Miyabi, Lycaon, and Yuzuha thank you.

>>545346538
Don't be rude please,

Wife

>>545346724
zzz is a black general

>>545346582
Yuzuha belongs to SEA.

Mibi belongs with Bibi.

>>545346724
Skin when?

>>545346724
Wise (Me) is so lucky

>>545346582
I still hope zhao is an ice stunner i don't wanna share lyacon with miyabi and yidhari

>Yuzuha is Anomaly Astra
>Lucia is rupture Astra
>Astra is assist Astra
When chain attack Astra?

>>545346845
which features do SEA men have that would make women want them?

>>545347059
I kinda wish the same too. I like Lycaon but his gameplay is fairly stale and Zhao is much cuter.

>>545345617
Iyo is black

>>545347437
Belle has SEA on her shirt.

I wish I was Wise

>>545347645
yeah but the white mans oceans

>>545347709
Imagine the smell

>>545347709
You wish you were 5'4?

So basically, horsey has spent around 13 hours of no work, no sleep, nothing except battling Wise (the character, from ZZZ... yeah...) in its diseased head. Right?

>>545347934
SEA means Mihoyo's best and favourite region.
That's why we were given Belle and Yuzuha.

*Throb*
I can feel them arriving... I must be patient a little longer.
*Throb*

>banner night
>completely dead thread

>>545348207
You and him both apparently...

>>545348637
You thought we were pulling the octopus?

>>545348326
no u werent
and all the collabs have been western brand lol
mcdonalds?
mutts won if anything

>>545348637
It's a skip banner.

/u/ is like 5% of /zzz/ at most. Everybody else is skipping because you can litterally +30K the Vandering Hunter with Astra Bibi Mibi.

Post Fufu's Fufus!

>>545348637
what did you expect from a second phase banner?

>dialyn's new eyes
literally soulless
of course reddit automatons are celebrating it

>>545348907
I bet you liked Miyabi's old face too.

>>545348637
Zhao
Banyue
Yeezus
Idols
yeah no shit spook shack 2 is a flop, 2.2-2.3 is just the mockingbird filler of 2.0

>>545348818
>no u werent
Anon... SEA won and was gifted Belle and Yuzuha.
You can tell she is a SEAgirl>>545346845

Oh no wonder this thread is dead.

HSR is having their big shill character banner tonight too, that's where everyone is
Completely forgot since I quit during 3.2

So we got Krampus, Ye and Angels for a total of 7 agents in the waiting room that will finish S2 locked in.

Does anyone have a list of Agent archtypes in S3 that they want to see beyond some generic T&A waifu meant to keep the game alive?

Here's the template;

Looks like this'll be our last hag for a while...
After Shangyang it's idols as far as the eye can see..

>>545349240
nun would sold gangbusters and funded more hags

>>545349078
amphoreus is ending and CN is even deleting videos for cyrene lore reasons.
we're in the comfy mid patch banner
all the posters are in HSR wondering what 4.0 looks like for HSR

>>545349209
Example, you can type it out & post instead of filling in paint or something

>>545349389
The countdown and deleted posts are such a nice touch to the occasion. When are we going to do something that fun?

>>545349209
>Does anyone have a list of Agent archtypes in S3 that they want to see beyond some generic T&A
<- I want THIS ONE

>>545349616
nah sparkle is a worse yuzuha, mesugaki with weak energy, terrible pranks, ugly voice

>>545346087
i was also thinking Esme but since Manato would be taking up the majority of onfield time, her energy bubbles wont do anything

are there any zzz players who are chads/stacies? you all sound like fat neets who jerk off to waifus

>>545349852
There isn't anyone who plays video games who fits that description.

>>545349852
Rude, I jerk to men.

>>545349852
the chads and stacies don't post here sir

>>545349852
every Billy main is like that

>>545349852
Hoyo games are strictly played by dysgenic skinnyfats

>>545349852
I have a wife and daughter.

just saw the ending to amphoreus
it was complete shit, 3.0 was all shit

>>545349209
season 1 job: proxy.
season 2 job: mystic.
season 3 job: homeroom teacher at Lucy's school.

>>545350190
How much for a night?

>>545350268
Didn't ask, however /zzz/ should mentally steel themselves, for Shaoji deciding zzz needs him to save it, and forcing Honkai shit down our collective throats

>>545349852
No one who knows how to use this site is normal

>>545350268
I dont doubt it

But I am also confident it's not significantly worse than how shit ZZZ story has been

>>545349852
me.
source: me

>>545350483
Hey ZZZ at least is coherent and is easy to digest

>>545348253
Don't worry our schizos are camping HSR right now that's why we're so peaceful for afew days.

>>545350483
At least ZZZ's stories don't drag on for FORTY HOURS. That's really the most damning thing about Amphoreus, so much unncessary filler and yapping that any interesting or hype moments don't make up for it at all. You know how people shitpost about ZZZ not having comics or movies? The situation is ten times worse in HSR, especially Amphoreus.

>>545349726
esme is for agents who need to consume hp to upkeep buffs since she heals when your health is low

Anton big cock

>she skipped obolkino
dump it

>>545351361
And I'll do it again.

>>545351361
>they skipped?
>release the attack VH, shame those with shit taste
>right away da wei sama

>>545335997
There is a reason why anything relating to Zhao is locked down. We don't know shit about her yet we know that shunguang is attack and has 4 forms

Miyabi? Skipped.
Yixuan? Skipped.
Ye? Will be skipped.

>mutilated dick jeet govern new york
kek

>>545351361
You lost

>>545344832
I want nendoroid of Fufu and Qingyi...

>>545352032
go back to /pol/

Soldier 11 status?

>>545352040
Imagine being so autistic that you think anyone will understand what you're referring to when making random statements out of the blue.

>>545352137
Brain damaged.

>>545351936
Speak for yourself, I skipped the two shitters but Ye seems soulful

>>545352081
>saar fuck you bloody

>>545349852
yeah my favorite agent is yuzuha

>>545345553
How many times are you going to humiliate yourself with this cope

>>545348637
?
Surely you aren't a tryhard that sets their region to Asia right?

>>545349209
I want a nun and a priest

>>545352231
>seems soulful
Based on?

>>545352370
my dick

..................

>>545352370
Her VA performed above expectations, it's amazing how important that shit is for making a character likable

Yixuan isn't actually a VH, VH implies you did something big for the city, Yixuan was only offered the VH title by the Mayor as a political chip, and she refused it

>>545351936
Based Sue skipper

>>545352624
I love Ellen.

>>545352624
I noticed just now the way her tits sag……. Now I wanna have sex with her even more

>>545352707
>VA doing their job
>soulful
Okay.

Zhu Yuan status?

Swallow it all, be a good girl now.

>>545344832
Why is there a Nendoroid of Seth before one of Qingyi?

>>545351925
imagine the meltdown that would happen if Zhao turns out to be the Void Hunter and Shunguang is just a T0.5 Physical Attacker

Is Banyue free?

>>545352928
Because Seth big cock

>>545352928
Seth is cute.

>>545352981
Ye is far more likely to be VH, nobody is rolling for a full on furry

>>545352838
Pretty much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04OHgB-FrkY

>>545344832
>>545352928
I'm noticing something here... what the hell is this?

>>545353082
might as well be, no one will roll for him anyway

>>545353197
even chinese are furries now, furgods won

One of Grace's trust events involves you doing physical labor for an entire day, and then she pays you just 300 dennies. What's the minimum wage in New Eridu? It appears there may be severe economic issues.

>>545353320
Seems fine to me.

>>545352707
>>545352231
There's something genuinely wrong with you.

>>545350345
Sensei no, please get back to your containtment. Also, Lucy's school's mono-gendered so Wise is outta a job.

>>545352624
>distinct
They're not distinct enough because I can't really see them.

Here is Soukaku!

What do you think of her?

Yidhari can't possibly do worse than a flop like Orphie

done with events, not claiming the free homonato and his shitskin

when does the story get better? this shit is fucking dogshit

>
please don't be HIM

>>545353789
After 1.2 it's pretty much downhill.

>>545353664
Her having a nugget mod is wild

>>545353836
1.2 is pure slop, way below 1.0 and it's not even close

>>545353836
this, 1.2 was peak

>>545353916
+15 social credit

>>545353664
Just imagine, she could pick you up and carry you around the house.

>>545353916
And yet 1.2 is still better than anything we've gotten since.

>
please do be HIM

>>545354183
Elaborate.

>>545354183
>wah wah wah moving goalposts
your skin is brown and you're stuck here defending failures of writing like Lucius.

>>545353789
When Miyabi threw Perlman away was the EXACT moment the plot went to shit.

>>545353840
A WHAT?!

bruh

>>545353320
you know what kind of people buy merch?

>>545353665
Anon she cant even get her own thread during her release.
I dont think I’ve seen a character who was less hyped.

>>545354703
Otakus?

I flopped.

If you could only sniff one spot on Jane's body, where would you choose?

>>545355024
Ju Fufu...

Is it racism when Lucy mocks Pulchra’s feline traits or Hugo calls Lycaon a dog? Brown bears having a bad reputation? Why do humans seem to be higher in the social ladder over animal people that are often much bigger than them?

>spent 60 summons on fufu
>nothing
I guess it wasnt meant to be. Dialyn it is then

when the FUCK is Lighter rerunning??

>>545355416
When you least expect it.

>>545355316
Thirens appear to be less intelligent on average, with some exceptions. There's also way less of them than you'd think, they're over represented by a large margin in the roster of playable characters. I would guess they're no more than 5-10% of the population.

>>545355487
>Thirens appear to be less intelligent on average
Proof?

>>545355487
Pulchra, Lycaon and Zhao are the only ‘full blooded’ (aka fully furry) playable ones we’ve gotten so far but they all seem to be quite intelligent, though in Pulchra’s case it’s more like street smarts.

>>545355762
Forgot Ben and Yinhu but Ben backs my point, he’s a skilled accountant.

>>545355416
You have a long wait ahead of you.

>>545355868
Pan also handles Yunkui's budget, bears are just good with money

>>545355924
They really need to just ditch the class and reclassify the Defense agents.

hsrg is so filled with trooners and yuri foids

thankfully i have a safe place here… right?

pic related when i meet zhu yuan after a long day

https://x.com/Nontannnnnn_GR/status/1985829093561274599
meanwhile at overtimeboo

>>545356148
No.

>>545342996
Wise's Holes are fully trained By Both Lighter and Manato

>>545355985
He handles it somewhat poorly though, it's a frequent joke that he buys too much and is too susceptible to marketing tactics.

>>545355868
Ben's character is sort of a joke, he has the exact opposite of the personality you'd expect given his appearance. Most of the other full-
blooded bear Thirens you can talk to are somewhat buffoonish.

>>545356087
Just make them the wildcard class.

>>545356262
NO

HE LOOKS SOFT AND CUDDLY

IM NOT A FAGGOT STOPOOOOPPPPP

>>545355904
at least that means I might have enough for get M2 or M3 when he does come back around.

Hugo status?

I can finally trigger this, what should I get?
I have everyone M0 except Grace who is M2 and Soldier is M1W1 (brimstone)
I don't have Lycaon at all and I'm also the dude that has no ice agents except kaku.

>>545356483
annoying faggot
his mum should’ve gouged his eyes out

I think I might skip jihari
I dont really need another ice dps right now
I need an electric so I can get rid of ham

>>545356087
They can still fix it. Ben is actually the formula for a good defense character, his multipliers just suck. Focusing on defensive assists and counters as the basis for damage/buff granting goes a long way. If you needed to parry with Panda to activate his sheer buff he'd be a much more interesting character (alternatively, allow his defensive assist to extend the duration of the buff if it's active). There's also the issue of Ben not having good damage options in the stun window. If they made his counter work like Manato's defensive assist, where at full mindscape you can use it in the stun window just by using his special, he'd be a lot better.

>>545349209
I'd love a full robot faction. Big ones, small ones, human-sized ones. Any of them will do.
I'd also like some mafia or morally ambiguous faction but I'm sure we'll never get it since apparently Mihomo is very close with the government and they don't like putting playable evil characters in games or something like that.

>>545348874
I love fufu's fufu.

>>545356558
funny to say while he is the only decent male (playable or not) in the whole damn game

>>545356631
Like a third of these are already in the game. Top right is literally just Billy

>yiddy can counter but you have to hold attack first
Wyell I'm sticking with mary shifu then

>>545356692
i dont hate him he just annoys me and his so made me wince a bit also they chickened out of him actually killing anyone so what was even the point

>>545356825
MB i forgot billy

but there are only two good males

rest are shit

wait i forgot i like harumasa and banyue

BUT it stops here.

okay i add ben but i stop now.

>>545356868
*his ep
>>545356934
zzz’s males are decent i feel, especially compared to genshin. there’s a more general appeal than just fujos.

/ourfaction/

>>545356631
>>545356934
What type of waifu is on the left? Full body suit and mask? Think the most they will go is Trigger.

I assume Bird just means a Literal Animal but I have no idea what you mean by the bald gay and Kromer as freaks that Mihoyo could put in.

>>545355316
Zhao is not only smaller than everyone so far in this game but she is rich and highly respected/feared

>>545357113
KROMER?!

>>545356087
Pan should have never been Defense to begin with.

incest game

>>545357504
Micro penis wise is a bottom for Manato's 10 inch Dick

>>545357504
Belle announcing Manato's baby to her bro, wholesome

Banyue

>>545357767
>>545357845
pag

>>545349852
>these replies
Kek tells you all you need to know not to put any weight to their opinions

>>545358754
Post torso.

Mihoyo please add Tomiya to the game and please let us bully her relentlessly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNFX1tyYUhw

wise is so lucky

Husbands.

>>545349852
I get 6 stars every DA and sleep in a big bed with my wife

How come we don't get Eous as a bangboo fighter

>>545359216
He's not some expendable model like the rest of them.

>>545359256
Then how come we don't have 18 or 06 as playable bangboos

>>545359216
Give me Agent Eous instead (mecha)

>>545359216
playable agent bangboo would be fire

>>545359256
Eous is actually a standard variant companion bangboo and there are many other bangboo that look like him, as per his own words during the New Years event.
The siblings just really like him for sentimental reasons.

>>545359390
Kami North Agent when

>>545352624
>retard is so far out in fantasy land that not only does he try to compare drawings to real people, his beliefs about real people are also a complete fantasy.
How do these people function in daily life.

Manifesting Anby gf via trans-orbital lobotomy Wish me luck. It's been nice knowing you.

>>545359709
Anby here, would you like to go get some hamburgers this saturday? I'll meet you outside of Random Play at 8am~

Now that Lucia's banner is over, did you think she was a good character?

>>545360182
She's alright.

>>545359216
Eous isn't trained for combat

>>545360182
She's fine I guess
I didn't roll for her though.
Well, technically I did a couple banner rolls but not with the intent to get her.

>wormter in the event
My day is fucking ruined

I got double Yidhari's w-engine. Is there a reason not to overclock? I was thinking it would be to have two copies to give to someone else, but I can't think of a scenario where I would want someone else to have Yidhari's w-engine and not just give them the single copy instead of holding onto two. Especially since I pull for w-engines so I have plenty of S-ranks.

>>545360182
I didn't care enough to roll. Yidhari is more interesting.

>>545360182
Women with daddy issues are never good people

>New 2.4 DA boss is weak to physical and ice
>Dailyn is physical
>Banyue is fire
Uhhh? Am I missing something?

>>545356631
I'd pull Raiden. Played MGR and the game was real fun.

>>545360773
finally a shill boss for hugo?

>>545360506
It's okay for her though because she's fictional. She doesn't necessarily have the baggage that comes along with normally having daddy issues irl.

>>545360773
octopussy

>no agent since Yixuan has a unique equipment -> skill pose
why

>>545360773
Current DA boss is weak to fire Ban'yue is late Yidhari is early

>>545361268
Because none of them have been unique element meta shill units.

>>545361268
They had to cut back because making a 4th animation for every character is too time consuming. idk what they're working on but the whole zzz team has been struggling since tv removal

Got both of them m6 together. I won the furry bowl.

Isn't Yidhari a jeet name

>>545361769
I'm flip flopping on if I should try and M6 Pulchra since I already have like 3/6. Maybe I should just do a couple of rolls to get her wengine instead since I don't really want to risk spending pity on yidhari.

>>545361268
This shit triggers me to no end. If no new element, then why new element icon + different colored numbers???

>>545361707
they change combat animations all the time which is much harder to change than a simple pose

>>545361779
no, it's a god in lovecraftian fiction

>have koleda engine
>want to roll dial engine cuz jade green is kino
Fvvaarrrkkkkkk

>>545362392
YOU HAVE AIDS

>>545362628
I don't but thank you for your concern.

>>545362453
>have koleda engine
>its on Qingyi
>can't take it away from her because I have a 142cm hebe stunner fetish
>fufu also has her engine
Dialyn banner is gonna hurt

Now that I've played the latest Star Rail patch, I know nothing in ZZZ can be worse than that.

>>545362689
It'll happen soon. Your ass will itch.

>>545362938
My butt is pretty hairy, so it already does that.

Some people are lucky...

>>545362986
Proof???

Why would "bangboo essence" be considered occult?

>>545363117
You got the sexiest character in the game, and also some weird marine creature I guess.

>>545363178
Someday, maybe. Been a while since I've shared my bare bum on this site.

>>545362741
Yi Xuan will show up when a hollow zero expands and Niniveh is about to kill Miyabi. She will drop a witty one liner and one shot Nineveh with a wave of her hand and while Victoria Housekeeping and Section 6 take a knee, the sons of calydon and the cunning hares will stare directly at the camera and say glory to the Yunkui summit and Yi Xuan's millennia long reign.

The pushups are getting easier. I want Banyue to be proud of me.

>>545363238
Lady Sun Bringer was running a cult

>>545363773
anon.. he is an artificial construct in universe, aka not natty.

smell a little wormy in here

>>545363828
He would still appreciate my efforts...

>>545345247
>Yuzuha
>D cup
Lol, lmao even

Whoms't?

>>545363967
One of the few Failume NPCs they put in effort to be a little more unique visually.

>>545364106
But that's a unique temple outfit. Surely he must have some significance..

I haven't looked up a picture to confirm, but isn't Banyue literally just a copy/paste of that robot guy from overwatch?

>>545364414
Yeah. One sidequest.

>>545364469
>robot
>multiple arms
>floating magic balls
Yeah, pretty much. The design is overall okay, but still AI generated.

>>545363828
not really no

>>545364682
>he doesn't like motorcycles

>>545364743
well i have my own motorcycle but it's a bit gay to ride someone else's

>>545364808
yeah, you might get cooooties!!

>>545338725
I just did this part, it's crazy that they kind of lore dropped in this side story the fact that the Creator himself is not a form of higher ethereal themselves

>Shunguang is le attack
Daily reminder that the Seed schizo you called a retarded nigger for rolling both Seed and Sanby was right in the end

>8 hours to get Lucia
I got this.

>>545365572
why would you want all 3 of those on one team?

>>545365651
Ganbatte.

>>545365572
is she Orphie replacement?

>>545365734
>Seed is busy wheelchairing Ye
Who else is going to run with Orphie and Trigger then?
>Uh I only rolled Sanby + Obols
Then your Ye doesn't have her bis team mate Seed
>Uh I only rolled Seed + Obols
Then your Orphie and Trigger is stuck rotting in a ditch with no attacker teammate
>I rolled Seed, Sanby, Orphie AND Trigger tho
You(aka me) won.

Stop farting so much

>>545345146
Yuzuha obviously

I won 50/50 on Vivian and Lucia, can't wait for the M4 Koleda I'm going to get tonight. At least I'll get Vivian swimsuit

So if Ye is attack then it's looking like her bis is Dialyn and Seed

>>545366070
Oh. Personally I own Seed and skipped Sanby Orphie and Trigger.

>>545363238
bangboos are actually like prinnies, criminal souls imprisoned in a cute slave form. Lady Sunbringer just found a way to make them not exploding on impact.

>>545366408
If Ye has Aftershocks wouldn't her BiS be Orpheus?

>>545366441
>Rolled seed but no other obols
That's fine in the long term considering she's shaping up to be Ye's bis partner. You just have to put up with Seed being kind of a brick in the short term till then though.

>>545366542
>You just have to put up with Seed being kind of a brick
Vertical investment solved that

>>545366408
>skipped Sneed for Orphie
>didn't even get her
Oh well, who goes in that slot then? At least I can get Dialyn

>>545366528
>Ye has aftershocks so her bis is now Orphie
>Ah shit my Sanby now has no partner to go with trigger
>Oh wait isn't Sanby/Seed/Trigger also a gigameta team? I can just run that-
>AIEEE I SKIPPED SEED BECAUSE I HAD SANBY OH SHIT OH SHIT OH NO NO NO
You need all 4 or someone is gonna get shafted either way, anon.

>Ye bis is seed
>/ZZZ/ and leddit : "MUH TC TOLD ME SHE WAS AN EASY SKIP THO, SANBY IS A BETTER BET SHES GETTING BUFFED THO"
Remember, Seed isn't rerunning for 9 months at least.
>Inb4 cope nigga I love feet I rolled seed AND orphie
Kay, now that seed is busy carrying Ye, who the fuck does orphie and trigger run with now huh
>Uhhh the Sanby that I didn't roll because I called you a retarded nigger for rolling two electric attackers
Kekypow LULMAO

CALL ME A DUMB NIGGER FOR ROLLING SEED AND SANBY HUH?

LAST.

LAUGH.

>>545367039
nigga no one cares

>>545367104
>he's starting to realize I was right all along
>zero comeback, because he has nothing else to counter with
I WON
I WON
I WON
TOTAL OBOL VICTORY

>>545367260
>meta guides his pulls
embarrassing

Flopter kneels to the tiger.

>>545367339
enjoy your brick
not just ANY brick
but a VH lmao
imagine having to play a bricked VH...

>>545367520
>assumes I'm pulling for Ye sister
laughable

>>545367039
>Remember, Seed isn't rerunning for 9 months at least.
That's okay, I'm not pulling chungus either

>>545367347
Orphie gods
Fufu gods

I KNEEL

>>545367039
why would you need both they have the exact same role

https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542005678/#542006170
Remember, I told you I will have the last laugh :)
Because unlike frogposters like you I actually use my brain instead of mindlessly parroting TCslop or ledditslop takes
I thought about it, I believed in my own logic, ignored the noise and I rolled for both Seed and Sanby.
Get. Farked.
Winning feels good.

Bros how long do I have to save up before Ye Chingchong drops? I'm just getting back into this game cause she looks kino

>>545367946
Because I recognized that the core Orphie/Sanby/Seed trio was most likely going to be split.

There are three possible splits in Obol.
>Sanby/Seed
>Seed/Orphie
>Sanby/Orphie
Seed and Orphie have powerful supportive roles that enable other agents in the future so I was 100% sure one of the Obols was going to be drafted to wheelchair a non-obol comp. Most likely this was going to be Orphie or Seed.

With one of their numbers drafted away, that leaves Sanby + 1 to pick up the slack.

I believe it was intentional by the developers to have designed this three way flexible split with the Obols. I believe they always intended for you to own all 4.

Funny that, how everyone called Hoyo retard niggers for releasing two electric attackers in a row, but now they're the one looking like clowns. Maybe, just maybe, hoyo had a long term plan all along?

Huh, funny that...

>>545367347
Fufu won

>>545367554
>skipping VH
you are not a real person.

People thought Seed was the main DPS... but no, she was the "suppor/subdps" for the VH main DPS.

>skipping VH
how does it feel to not be third world and brown?

>>545368578
>People
you mean le TCs that everyone held as gospel? le top 1% commenters banging out 3000 word essay posts on leddit and drowning in gold how Seed not meta defining and explaining why she failed?

Meanwhile you had the one schizo who was right all along, tried to tell you in advance during Seed banner even and you shat on him and called him a nigger for months on end.

>>545368548
I skipped mibibi , her boobs aren't big enough for me to care

>Belle makes fun of Wise for being scared of horror movies
>Yidhari trust event reveals she is also a pussy
lmao

>>545368548
>>545368707
Hoyo isn't sending their best

So is there any point in rolling squid when i already have Mibibi?
Anomaly resistant high def ice weak boss?

>>545367039
>Ye bis is seed
How did you even make this conclusion?

>>545368308
Yeah.

AIEEEE TC-SAMA I DON'T LIKE TO THINK FOR MYSELF TELL ME WHAT TO ROLL
^ this is how you retards arrived at this point with a bricked VH without her bis teammate/bricked obol team that's lacking the final 3rd slot

9 months on average for a rerun.

Enjoy waiting.

Basically, I'm skipping the rest of 2.x and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>545367347
>Orphie t0
What's the reasoning behind this?

>Honkai Starrail is the most popular mobile game in the world
>ZZZ is irrelevant & forgotten and no one spends any money on it?
Why is this?
Cyrene literally marries (you) unlike any ZZZ characters btw.

>>545368956
Her bis is either orphie or seed. It's confirmed by now with her attacker status. It only depends if Ye is an aftershock user or not.
Considering both orphie and seed need a Obol setup to function, drafting one of them away to wheelchair Ye means your obol team is now a BRICK
Unless you rolled for both Sanby and Seed to cover the 3rd slot.
But guess how many sheeptards here rolled for them both
Not many I would expect

>>545368939
5 bosses (if you count DA and Shiyu) counter Miyabi and that number will only increase, if you like Yi Xuan or Ban'yue more than Yidhari you can skip.

>>545369138
Sounds like HSR is normcattle goyslop while ZZZ is an acquired taste for connoisseurs.

>>545369138
HSR will continue to have Xianxhou save the day in every region. Glory to the god emperor of man kind Jing Yuan.

>>545368578

So Seed is something like Yanagi+Astra for Ye Shunguang?

>>545369276
>if you like Yi Xuan or Ban'yue more than Yidhari you can skip.
>not recognizing the fact that they all share the same core team outside of the main dps element
>and that you can roll all these niggers and simply swap out the main dps element to counter all rupture slop bosses in teh future with minimal investment changes
>no need to build 3 full premium teams
>Just a fufu/lucia core + 1 element swap
This is why I think this general is retarded on the same level as the updoot place

>>545369558
>no need to build 3 full premium teams
Can't beat DA with only one team bro.

>>545369558
Lycaon is her best stunner, you can say they share supports but not really Pan Yinhu is fine.

>>545369558
>Fufu
>calls other people retard
it's anti synergy

I give up. This will be my Dialyn. Farming discs just makes me miserable. I'll just roll her engine and call it a day

kek

>>545369724
>DA
Is standardized. You rarely get two or even three bosses of the same mechanic in order for j*whoyo to shill their latest offering.
>Anomaly
>Attack
>Rupture
This are the three basic archetypes that your roster has to cover.
Do you seriously think DA will have
>Rupture Fire
>Rupture Ice
>Rupter Ether
>Go fuck yourself haha lmao
? It's simply not possible.
They want you to build anomoly premium, attacker premium, rupture premium, you name it.

>>545370162
>Fufu is the best stunner in the game

Holy based

>>545370162
Whatever. She'll still do fine

If VH is bland(like miyabi) I skip
If VH isn't bland(like yi xuan) I roll

>>545370204
we have had DA's with three miasma bosses

>>545370374
until Dyalin is there

>>545370442
>parryslop larping as miasma
>put the flag in the flaming puddle to remove them mmo-style slop
doesn't count as real miasma lets be real
i'm talking shitnigs like that priest shitter that needs you to burn it the hard way with rupture shill

>>545370162
i am going to assume that M0 yidhari without her engine does better than M0 miyabi without her engine

>>545370461
it's fine I rollered both because sex

Fufu or Dial8?

They need to desync ZZZ banner from HSR. I've just been playing HSR all day. I unironically forgot that today was Yidhari day.

I've never played HSR because I have a penis.

>>545371021
they still need to do a 5 week patch eventually to make up for the yuzuha/alice patch being 7 weeks

Thanks to the anons who told me I could do the core skill reward bosses more than 3 times per week using battery power. I've got 52 ether batteries so I don't have to worry too much about this anymore.

>>545370162
Why isn't Seed also in subdps-support or whatever?

>>545371145
The Notorious Monster battles? I didn't know that

>>545370898
Both, you need 3-4 teams

>>545371225
Yeah!
You just gotta toggle this on

>>545370898
both, fufu for shifu, dialyn for ye

LET ME ROLL FOR YIDHARI AAARGH

>>545371225
>>545371327
ffs I keep fat-mouse-clicking the wrong pictures today.

>>545371407
Didn't you get the memo?
We're skipping.

I'm still fucking torn. I want my squid-fu (and Banyue), but Lucia's finally a support that fits properly with Xifu since I don't have Ji Fufu, and I've only got 18K polys

yid is mid

>>545371909
did you get vivi swimsuit?

>Midhari banner with another recycled event
2.4 stream can't come soon enough...

Alice VA streaming ZZZ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjHHlPVWkDU

>>545371994
I'll get it at some point between the three of these guys. I'm just torn on who to prioritize

>>545371407
God, I want to fuck Yidhari.

>>545356934
Anton gameplay is shit but he's a bro.

>>545372043
>EN VA
nobody cares

Cunning hares is 100% supposed to be SOME kind of sexual innuendo, right? I can't figure out exactly what it's supposed to mean, but i know it is.

>>545372651
Just listen to Nicole's VA saying it in her agent selection screen, it's fairly obvious.

is Yixuan good at M0? im saving for her rerun but...not sure how much i should invest

>>545372753
Absolutely. Her signature Wengine is a much better upgrade if you're going to splurge since there's still so few decent Rupture Wengines, let alone ones that benefit HP.

Will Zhao leave Krampus and join cunning hares?

>>545372950
They're called the Cunning Hares, not the Bunning Hares.

>>545372950
She's gonna go on the run. She'll kill nekomata and show up wearing her skin pretending to be her.

If you skip Yidhari you're antisemitic.

Damedame goat. . sayonara..

>>545373479
Lucky you Euro bro, I still have to wait 6 hours to most likely lose the 50/50.

>>545373223
Free the Palestinian thirens!

Anby is so cool. Anby doesn't get mad at me for not rolling for Yidishhari.

>>545373479
I can't wait to pull for Yidhari in 26 minutes.

>>545373479
The goat is already mine. She will never leave.

>>545373581
>to most likely lose the 50/50
Do you have enough rolls to guarantee squiddy?

>complains about jeets
>lusts over brown girls
/zzz/ is cooked ngl

>>545373223
We all now have a moral obligation to skip Yidhari

>>545367039
Orphie works well pretty much anywhere and everywhere though.

And mind you I have all Obols. Precisely because I do I have to look at who to pair the easiest without another Obol, and Orphie is the one, because she's the only non elec, even if technically she is better with S-Anby than Seed is. Seed in general however does work badly unless you have Orphie or S-Anby with her.

>>545372753
dont pull for rerun, just look at miyabi now. just pull for the next op vh

>character release day
>9 hr thread
>still on 550 replies
Why are /we/ so dead?

tf am i supposed to do with b tier w-engines, just seems like filler

NIGGGGEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>545374528
Dismantle them.

>>545374520
we're ready for girl flop #4

I will now roll Four (四) encrypted master tapes on Lucia. If she doesn't show in those four. It wasn't meant to be.

>>545374520
because nobody cares about these shitty 2.X characters

>>545365772
I like this Manato pppuy

>>545374520
Because the Americans are asleep and the Euros are at work.

>>545367347
Prydwen is litterally copying the Game8 tier list.

are hoyo games usually a bit tight with freebies for new characters? eg free 10 roll?

>>545370374
>>Fufu is the best stunner in the game
It's only Prydfags who didn't know this until now.

Everybody else knew since June.

>>545374728
I guess It wasn't meant to be. Lucia is no Alice.

>>545375092
Yes.