Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:13:59 AM
No.545861724
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>>545862136
/uma/ - Uma Musume General #1667
Previous:
>>545845406
>Global Game News
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3
Current Rate Up: Matikanefukukitaru (3* Alt), Riko Kashimoto (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m
11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
11/13 - Legend Races
11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m
11/24 - Story event
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
Timeline:
https://uma.moe/timeline
>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:14:28 AM
No.545861761
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Teio!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:14:53 AM
No.545861789
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>>545862103
brateio
Can a veteran explain the throne incident that JP complains so much about?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:16:01 AM
No.545861848
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>>545861797
As an oshigamer that image hits hard. Glory to oshi PVP!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:16:05 AM
No.545861851
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:16:09 AM
No.545861857
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>>545861908
You did not waste your selector on a bad card like kitasan, did you torecchi?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:16:28 AM
No.545861878
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>>545861956
>>545861797
>oshi gamer
ur okay, mr Filipino
So how often do we get uncap crystals? Will I be able to MLB my Creek and Fine Motion bwfore they become irrelevant?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:16:58 AM
No.545861908
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>>545861857
>50%+ of /uma/ are platinum holders
hmmmmmm
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:17:13 AM
No.545861935
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>>545861889
Pretty sure Fine stays relevant until Rudolf wit, and Creek only just recently got powercrept
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:17:15 AM
No.545861938
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>>545861849
marvy and her two marvelous sundaes...
>>545861797
apologize to who?
All the brownid streamers lost LMFAO
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:17:32 AM
No.545861956
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:17:39 AM
No.545861963
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>>545861849
most dangerous umamusume
>can actually see past trainer and notice (You)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:17:44 AM
No.545861972
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There was a glimpse of greatness, but I jobbed trice at unity and it was over mid run...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:18:20 AM
No.545862012
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>>545861835
Cafe is kino, too bad I won't be able to splurge on her
>>545861858
But i got all the guts i need right here?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:19:19 AM
No.545862067
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>>545862149
When does my wife Oguri Cap, Cap as in peak become meta again?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:19:28 AM
No.545862080
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:19:31 AM
No.545862082
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:19:49 AM
No.545862103
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:19:50 AM
No.545862105
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>>545862041
I did this
And I'll do it again
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:19:56 AM
No.545862113
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:20:11 AM
No.545862136
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>>545861724 (OP)
That would be my group b record moving forward
I not going to train my umas for CMs until I get 6 MLB SSR cards
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:20:23 AM
No.545862149
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>>545862067
She's always relevant and good.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:20:29 AM
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>>545862041
holy MOTHER of ESL, Batman!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:20:32 AM
No.545862159
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I don't even know how to upgrade my TT team, do I prioritize getting 1200/1200 spd pwr for Dirt or just 1200/800 then 600 wit something?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:20:34 AM
No.545862161
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>>545862041
uncanny valley level of English there
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:20:50 AM
No.545862172
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>>545862384
uh oh
pasa's latin genes activated
I'm just now watching the sloptubers and I'm in disbelief about this nigger. How the fuck can this giga whale retard not have A+ Umas? I'm pretty sure he could MLB every meta Support card. And he's confused as to how a Ryan with way better stats. Like 400 more power better beats him. He keeps saying the lobby was free kek. This guy has to be pretending to be retarded because loses get more views. No fucking way he is this stupid. It's not like he doesn't understand the game a bit, he's one of the worse guide Youtubers yeah but he isn't completely ignorant about how the game works. There is no way he can be this bad without gimping himself on purpose for views. I refuse to believe it.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:21:34 AM
No.545862227
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Post cute and funny memes of McQueen and goldshi to celebrate my peak Leo cup ending
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:21:42 AM
No.545862241
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special needs...
>Bring FOUR FUCKING SPEED CARDS
>CANT CAP SPEED
Holy fuck is this just me?
Why is speed SO FUCKING HARD in aoharu?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:22:08 AM
No.545862263
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>>545861889
obviously you get them just slowly enough that when you can use them, the card is getting powercrept already
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:22:13 AM
No.545862271
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Is there such a thing as too much accel? Like for Vodka would getting Pump + Red Shift + On Your Left + No Stopping Me+ Furious be worth dropping velocity skills?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:22:15 AM
No.545862275
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Rednu lost to a Ryan that didn't even pump. How are people still watching his "guides"?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:22:20 AM
No.545862280
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>>545862347
red shift good for next virgo cm?
been seeing mixed takes on it
some recommend it, some dont
looking at the track
doesn’t it trigger way too early in the race?
last corner is from 800m - 1150m
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:22:22 AM
No.545862282
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>>545862063
>Didnt go to college
>Suck dick of his sugar daddy to be competitive in uma
Im not that insane.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:22:28 AM
No.545862291
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>>545862461
>>545861947
HE LOST AGAIN?!
AHAHAHAHASHHHHAAAAAAAA
HE MADE A CRYING VIDEO AFTER HE LOST CM 3 SAYING HE WILL 100% WIN THE NEXT AND HE LOST AGAIN
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE DESPAIR IT'S DELICIOUS DID I MISS THE ALOPOGY VIDEO WHERE IS IT AHAHAHA CHAXHA HAHAHASAAA
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:22:31 AM
No.545862292
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>>545861858
I was going to use them on my LB1 Super Creek, but she doesn't seem that great in Aoharu so now I'm probably just going to hoard them until the Fine Motion banner or something.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:22:37 AM
No.545862296
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>>545862972
>>545862063
>only 2 CM wins after spending $5,000 on the game
wow
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:22:50 AM
No.545862312
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>>545862216
>only roll for umas
>play 1 career a day
>doesnt do dailies
>lose to ryan without pump
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:22:50 AM
No.545862313
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Anyone have cm5 parent deck ?
>>545862280
REDSHIFT IS A LATE GAMBLER SKILL ON MILE RACES
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:23:45 AM
No.545862375
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>>545862063
>double front Aoharu aces
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:23:49 AM
No.545862383
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>>545862446
I'd pump Ryan, if you catch my drift
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:23:51 AM
No.545862384
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>>545862172
I think I finally understand Shadow the Hedgehog...
>>545862347
Witgod already debunked No Stopping Me...
Should be classified as a gambler skill for this CM
>Whale CC loses to f2p Ryan
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:24:43 AM
No.545862446
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>>545862539
>>545862383
Man of dob...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:25:14 AM
No.545862491
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>>545862559
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:25:23 AM
No.545862497
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WHY ARE THERE LIKE 20 POSTS ABOUT BROWN STREAMERS IN A THREAD WITH 59 POSTS
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:25:27 AM
No.545862505
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>>545862429
Blue Rose closer actually came in clutch for that Ryan. Funniest shit I've ever seen. Rice is a hero for this
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:25:28 AM
No.545862506
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>>545862252
Which speed cards though?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:25:43 AM
No.545862521
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>>545862041
I-I didn't even notice it was ESL, my brain autocorrected... does that make me worse at english, or better?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:26:00 AM
No.545862537
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:26:02 AM
No.545862539
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>>545862446
The bloodline must continue
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:26:06 AM
No.545862545
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:26:20 AM
No.545862559
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>>545862491
She's so sexy.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:26:21 AM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:26:28 AM
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>>545862461
Why does a dedicated streamer run A umas in finals?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:26:35 AM
No.545862572
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Oh yeah? Well can a retard do THIS?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:26:48 AM
No.545862583
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>>545862621
>finally finish Training the Trainer missions
>last one to be completed was the Senior Spring Triple Crown
>did it with McQueen
>use SSR ticket
>Get Teio
istg, these dykes can't keep themselves apart from each other
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:27:09 AM
No.545862613
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>>545862429
deck is kinda stacked tbdesu but a jobber getting a win like this is still cool
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:27:15 AM
No.545862621
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>>545862252
it's somewhat unintuitive in that the gains you have from stacking umas are so much less than in URA so bringing more typed supports doesn't make a huge difference
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:27:37 AM
No.545862641
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>>545862424
How is it debunked?
>HOW I LOSE I SPENT 10000$
PLEASE make an apology video!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:27:52 AM
No.545862657
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>>545862769
>>545862347
Taiki psyop must end, she's shit, SHIT. HER UNIQUE DOESN'T WORK AFTER CHANGES, READ THE FUCKING PATCHNOTES
this is a pro-oinker general
we love piges
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:28:07 AM
No.545862669
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>>545862803
>>545862424
you gamble for recoveries and still use em
you will gamble for No Stopping Me since its buffed
>two speed rainbows
>four fireballs
>uma has speed growth
I genuinely have no idea how you succeed in this mode, isnt this like an ULTRA high roll?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:28:40 AM
No.545862704
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>>545862461
>"you got this" "first CM win" in chat
it's peam...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:29:10 AM
No.545862730
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>>545862424
it's a gambler skill because only gamblers that start behind 5 other umas need it and it lets them gamble harder
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:29:18 AM
No.545862740
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>>545862628
The trick is to bring high specialty priority supports for speed, so once your training is level 5 you can gamble for rainbows there.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:29:32 AM
No.545862762
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I am not too keen on these brownoid untermensch streamers...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:29:37 AM
No.545862769
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>>545862657
Yeah lol sure you aren't going to trick me into not training Taiki
Specially when she is literally the Mightiest Miler
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:30:08 AM
No.545862803
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>>545862669
>you gamble for recoveries and still use em
Holy strawman
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:30:14 AM
No.545862812
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>>545863035
>>545862665
I've been saving so much videos and gifs of pigs from here, man they really are comfy and chill I need to visit the pet pig cafe nearby
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:30:17 AM
No.545862816
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>>545862645
Cygames should apologize to him lol
/uma/ talks about ecelebs too much
>>545862738
>Barely more than a full rainbow in URA
>Can only happen once per team member per career
I don't get it now.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:30:41 AM
No.545862835
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>>545862683
npc bubbles hoarding training spots makes me think i would get more than expected, i think they're shilling more the blue explosions for training
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:31:10 AM
No.545862860
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>>545887221
>Literally no more support cards to pull for the next 6 months. Only a few niche ones you can just borrow if you want.
It's uma pulling time
>civilized world goes to sleep
>eceleb posting increases tenfold
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:31:53 AM
No.545862897
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>>545862821
this post will definitely make it stop
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:31:55 AM
No.545862898
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>>545862665
Cygames generals in /vg/ do be like that
>>545862821
Piggies getting slaughtered is funny
Better than being spammed with vtumors
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:32:07 AM
No.545862909
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>>545887348
How are /uma/ F2Ps so strong???!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:32:08 AM
No.545862910
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>>545862683
bwo your facility is lvl 2/3..
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:32:11 AM
No.545862914
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>>545862842
My ichiban of course
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:32:14 AM
No.545862918
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>>545862863
I just woke up...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:32:18 AM
No.545862921
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>>545863014
>>545862738
>halfway through classic year
>brian only halfway to rainbows
classic
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:32:23 AM
No.545862932
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The new scenario makes me wish I had Taiki, she's just adorable
>>545862296
>after spending $5,000
Proofs?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:33:14 AM
No.545862985
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>>545862063
>Don't get your priorities wrong, Riko is essential
actually, what priorities? This whalepig has MLB kita, MLB creek, MLB nice nature, MLB riko, and pulled umas to pity as well... just get everything I guess?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:33:14 AM
No.545862987
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Reminder witfraud has never shown his global credentials yet continues to make guides
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:33:19 AM
No.545862996
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>>545863160
>>545862216
He uploaded a full career run with Goldship once and it was obvious he does not like the grind, he's lazy and doesn't actually try to grind good characters, it's a paypiggies nightmare when money can't win you the game
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:33:21 AM
No.545862997
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should I make a super creek parent for big niger suzuka?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:33:35 AM
No.545863014
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>>545862921
I'm pretty sure you just click on the baloons until your facilities are lvl 4 or 5.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:34:02 AM
No.545863034
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>>545862834
You get more wit and guts overall doe
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:34:02 AM
No.545863035
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>>545863114
>>545862665
That
>>545862812 is not a pig, thats a tapir.
Also, tapirs are related to horses, not pigs.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:34:08 AM
No.545863042
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>>545862628
Specialty priority is somewhat nerfed because training facilities aren’t upgraded by training a stat but mostly by popping blues and winning unity races. High level facilities are gatekept to senior year meaning rainbows suck until senior year. The hard carry cards like Kitasan don’t hard carry except for the end of the scenario where you need to luck into rainbows during level 5 speed training access. The one exception to special priority not mattering as much earlier is wit because any wit training with multiple unity trainings is essentially stats+energy+upgrade team and facilities.
>tl;dr
Umamusume is a wit game.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:34:29 AM
No.545863068
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>>545862842
kind of staggering that he's been drawing the exact same five faces for ten years now
>>545862972
He had 50,000 paid carats left over after getting all of his supports and umas
Maybe not $5,000, maybe only a couple thousand
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:35:23 AM
No.545863114
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>>545863035
tapir umamusume when
arent i supposed to dodge this team?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:35:52 AM
No.545863141
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>>545862863
Uh it's 12:35 retard
>>545862834
>100+ speed from a double rainbow
>doesnt get it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:35:57 AM
No.545863148
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What else do I even buy here with the points I have left holy shit lol
Need one more mid velocity for a chance at THH but there's no discount for corner adept which is the most reliable
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:36:09 AM
No.545863160
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>>545862996
I actually watched a fair share of his lives, I think grinding a lot for Hishiama, getting a good team but jobbing horrendously after that killed the will to train umas constantly and improve, idk I just stopped watching after that. Also like other anons pointed out, losses and LE FUNNY REACTIONS bring more views
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:36:14 AM
No.545863164
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I'm going to switch my title to Oguri Fan Club so no one will know I got 3rd in Leo Cup
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:36:25 AM
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>>545863131
This is why you always choose top until THEY appear, then you go middle
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:36:50 AM
No.545863208
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>>545863131
Maybe, but I'd fight it anyway, if my umas are up for it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:36:59 AM
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>>545861797
does vivlos suck or something why is this such a big accomplishment
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:37:02 AM
No.545863221
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>>545863306
>>545863147
you get that 100 once. The speed cap is 1200.
I'm starting to dislike this scenario. Can't even cap speed.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:37:10 AM
No.545863231
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>>545863085
I know he dipped from uni but I still hope it wasn't his parent's money
>>545862972
>>545863085
he only spent to MLB nice nature. he got 4 copies from 30k rolls
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:37:51 AM
No.545863270
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>>545863131
If you can't beat the turf chuds you didn't win unity cup.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:38:26 AM
No.545863302
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>>545863232
Lets see his Creek
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:38:26 AM
No.545863303
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>>545863467
>>545863147
>on a 20% speed growth uma
>>545863224
STOP USING THE FUCKING URARA CARD, GUTS IS A GASLIGHT
YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD IT AFTER YOU HAVE 1200/1200 IN SPEED AND POWER
STOP DOING THIS SHIT
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:38:28 AM
No.545863304
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:38:28 AM
No.545863306
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>>545863221
unity cup is more like getting 25-35 every turn for 5 turns instead of 100 on 1 turn then 5 for the next 4 turns skipping on wit
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:38:34 AM
No.545863309
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>>545863406
>>545863131
who invited gold city
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:39:23 AM
No.545863359
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>>545863778
>>545863232
>borrowing Riko
Isn't this the browntard telling you to save for Riko? Holy gaslighter lmao.
Buy an ad though.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:39:32 AM
No.545863371
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>>545863232
I want to believe you mean he spent 30k carats on rolls and not that he rolled 30k times, but the ultrawhales in Cygenerous games make me believe the latter is possible.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:39:32 AM
No.545863372
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>>545863490
>>545863232
so the account with 220000 team score and 10 million paid carats that was posted here wasn't his?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:39:33 AM
No.545863374
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Does anyone have anon's S rank Taiki Shuttle deck from yesterday?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:39:40 AM
No.545863380
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>>545863854
>>545863232
lies, he paypigged for SMaru too
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:39:43 AM
No.545863384
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Guys I really don't like aoahru and my desire to write a caps lock wall of text is boiling
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:39:43 AM
No.545863385
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>>545863446
ICHIBAN
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:39:51 AM
No.545863397
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>>545861835
Throne was designed as the main support for MANT.
But the released it like two banners before the next game mode. So it was absolute best card in slot for like 3 weeks.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:40:02 AM
No.545863406
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>>545863131
>>545863309
they needed the token blonde
>>545862252
Because Aoharu is the biggest shit ever conceived by mankind.
You can hit easily 1200 speed with 2 speed supports and the right Uma Musume (the ones with +20% speed), but it all depends on where the fucking bubbles appear.
So don't go crazy with that shit mode, you can go back to play URA Finals (as I did) and live a lot calmer
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:40:42 AM
No.545863446
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>>545863385
That's my cow wife!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:40:53 AM
No.545863462
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>>545863224
The Nishino, Urara, and Creek need to be replaced by 2 good wit cards, minimum LB1 Riko, and good sparks
Honestly with 3 speed cards on a 20% speed bonus uma like Grass I'd be worried about overcapping
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:41:03 AM
No.545863467
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>>545863303
What about front runners, bwo?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:41:21 AM
No.545863490
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>>545863372
obviously not
>>545863421
>you can go back to play URA Finals (as I did)
Good luck next CM anon!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:42:06 AM
No.545863541
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Unity Cup is fun because I just embrace the RNG and click da spirit bombs
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:43:03 AM
No.545863605
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>>545863854
>>545863232
Lies. He's spent money on multiple banners already and mlb'ed nice nature at 300 something pulls
>>545863232
>shills the Riko
>borrows Riko
What a gaslighting cunt. Buy an ad. Or a diploma.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:43:28 AM
No.545863626
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>>545863738
aiiiiieee stop hanging out in power I need speed
Looking for club
Fan count: 154mil, gonna grind new scenario fans should be plentiful
ID: 480927495730
>Pros: Intelligent, nihilistic, wicked sense of humor
>Cons: Racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic ect.
Can I get any invite? I'll take a C tier club just wanna try the new scenario and not waste fans pls
So I should click this even though none of my support cards are there?
Is Biko still worth rolling for or skip
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:44:19 AM
No.545863672
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I love my mouse cursor so much :)
>>545863628
Mambo takes anyone! Even flatliners!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:44:32 AM
No.545863690
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>>545863921
Alert, the containment line HAS BEEN BREACHED! May God save you, for your umas will not.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:44:53 AM
No.545863707
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>>545863641
Yeah, just for tat Urara bomb alone
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:45:13 AM
No.545863735
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>>545863781
>>545863667
honestly only on a giga whale.
everyone has every support card now, the added value of rolling for more cards is rock-bottom.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:45:16 AM
No.545863738
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>>545863626
>Average aoharu screenshot of someone with 4 speed cards
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:45:27 AM
No.545863753
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>>545863678
we're full for exactly that reason because danchomo refuses to do his one fucking job
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:45:29 AM
No.545863754
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>>545863641
bombs are stats
>>545863628
total fan count is not helpful unless you post days played
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:45:51 AM
No.545863772
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>>545863939
>>545863612
It makes sense for a gigawhale who swipes for every other card to borrow Riko. Every other card that one might want to borrow is already in the gigawhale’s deck. Not swiping for the shortest lived and most niche scenario locked cards and borrowing them while necessary is actually smart. Should still buy an ad.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:46:05 AM
No.545863778
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>>545863359
when he started his Riko gaslight campaign and witgod attacks, I promised myself: if I see him actually pull for Riko, I will do the same. Then he pulled fucking three umas, and blew 45k paid carats on NN wit before cygenerous even said they were giving 100 pulls on Riko.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:46:08 AM
No.545863781
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>>545863930
>>545863735
>everyone has every support card now
>tfw still dont have mlb king halo sr
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:46:15 AM
No.545863790
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Uma needs a saintontas to cull all the frauds and gaslighters
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:46:24 AM
No.545863801
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>>545864002
>>545863612
Why would you roll for Riko before the 100 free rolls are done?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:46:34 AM
No.545863809
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>>545863861
>>545863667
I'm rolling so I don't need to borrow Biko after getting Kitasan, can reserve it for a maxed out wit card instead (Fine, Natie)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:01 AM
No.545863843
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>>545863628
>gonna grind new scenario fans should be plentiful
>new scenario
>fans
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:09 AM
No.545863850
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>>545863678
That does not fill me with confidence but I'll take anything at this point
>>545863380
>>545863605
Do streamers earn that much without a job or is he some sort of trustfund baby?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:20 AM
No.545863861
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>>545864469
>>545863809
Do you have maxed out Riko too?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:22 AM
No.545863862
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>Umas can't catch up to the two front runners. Get 4th
I guess i'll take my third pl-
>1st 2nd 3rd trifecta by the same whale get second
ok. not bad for reusing uma from months ago. Imagine trying.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:31 AM
No.545863873
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>>545864198
Semen retention status?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:45 AM
No.545863886
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>>545863641
when prioritising, think of unfilled bombs as basic umas and ready bombs as rainbows (though prefer actual rainbows once you have facility level 5)
once they've exploded they're basically worthless though
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:57 AM
No.545863893
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>>545863983
>>545863667
If you have a spare spark sure. But you could spend it on Nice Nature too. It's complicated
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:48:14 AM
No.545863921
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>>545864110
>>545863690
Just fix your TT aces with Aoharu
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:48:21 AM
No.545863930
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>>545863781
Don’t worry bwo. You will mlb your Halo and I will eventually get a R Rudolph.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:48:30 AM
No.545863939
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>>545864051
>>545863772
>Not swiping for the shortest lived and most niche scenario locked cards and borrowing them while necessary
There's even less reason to roll for them if you have limited resources
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:48:52 AM
No.545863961
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>>545863232
He only spent to MLB NN. And SC. And FM. And KB (could be a reroll).
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:49:17 AM
No.545863982
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>>545864050
>>545863793
Bro where did your Kitasan go
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:49:18 AM
No.545863983
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>>545863893
My Biko is 2LB and my Fine Motion is 1LB would be nice to have a strong wit card though
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:49:28 AM
No.545863993
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4 months = 4 paychecks
you can afford to do 100 pulls for one Riko
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:49:37 AM
No.545864002
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>>545863801
to use it for 2 extra cm? And use the other cards you get spooked by too?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:49:44 AM
No.545864010
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>tfw my crappy taurus cup oguri got me to grade A finals 2nd place
thank you for your service
How do I build Renny for the next CM? I've heard she's a good option
Don't overdo it is seriously the dumbest fucking event ever
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:50:12 AM
No.545864041
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>>545863421
You don't want bubbles to appear on Speed anyway though, you mostly want them on Power, Stam as well if it's a Medium or Long race
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:50:24 AM
No.545864050
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>>545863982
I'm getting much more mileage from borrowing Riko
>>545863939
the alternative is waiting for a month and a half to roll on KSB (reasonable if you have <2LB), or waiting until you have 60k carats saved up and hoping you hit at least 3LB on another card (because non pal cards are junk below that)
when is cygames going to introduce 「THE ZONE」to the game?
>>545863513
If I have to play the game only to copy some shitty e-celeb with his deck optimized for this brainrot scenario hoping to not being assraped by luck on the CM.... well, I'll gladly take some losses.
There's no dignity in following the mass.
But probably you took the covid jab, I suppose.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:00 AM
No.545864083
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>>545864025
You can avoid that event by not overdoing it. Hope this helps :)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:10 AM
No.545864093
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>>545863765
It shows I played the game, most people are around 40 mil range
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:16 AM
No.545864101
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>>545862645
It's business expense those videos on losses get more views
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:17 AM
No.545864102
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>>545863793
Damn losing to the total mob umas must have stung. And yeah, the last run I did the predictions were like 1 circle, 3 triangles and an X and I won all races, it's fucked, green woman with the gaslight as always
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:25 AM
No.545864107
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>>545864218
>>545864025
just rest nigga
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:27 AM
No.545864110
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>>545863921
>spending literally any amount of time in this game doing anything but prepping for the next CM
This is the global general, anon.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:37 AM
No.545864119
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>>545864070
Wow anon, you sure got him good!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:45 AM
No.545864129
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>>545864336
>>545864052
That's your ultimate skill.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:47 AM
No.545864131
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>>545864070
>But probably you took
Another ESL larping as a brown, lmfao
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:47 AM
No.545864132
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when do npc umas get their uniques?
npcs like Maruzensky has red shift and Smart Falcon has ss, but Hishi Amazon doesn't have one on one
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:51:52 AM
No.545864140
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why does opera get to aura farm in two movies?
just make an anime about her bro
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:52:10 AM
No.545864165
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>>545864052
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE UNIQUE SKILLS ARE
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:52:39 AM
No.545864198
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>>545863873
I haven't replaced an Uma in team trials for 2 months and still get comfy 520k~540k depending on if I highroll.
I might actually have to do it soon since this will climb to 600k average by next month if globalniggers aren't lazy.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:52:47 AM
No.545864210
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>>545863854
Lives with parents and earns prob ~1k-2k a month from youtube + twitch. Think he averages 300 viewers which is generally below minimum wage if you aren't a girl with simps donating.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:52:55 AM
No.545864218
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>>545864294
>>545864107
>get it off a 5%
Nah it's the most retarded shit ever
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:53:05 AM
No.545864234
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>>545863628
Uma&Co dancho kick Jasci and add this guy he has at least 1.2m daily average
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:53:11 AM
No.545864242
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>>545863793
I think the double O are team Zenith's POV...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:53:11 AM
No.545864243
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>>545863854
it's not that he earns that much, it's an investment to keep streaming I think. He will get more views and content if he paypigs more umas and wins more cms with meta cards, so when he earns 100$ from youtube, 50$ of those have to go back into the account
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:53:23 AM
No.545864268
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>>545864468
>>545864025
>dude you need good RNG on top of RNG
>btw here is another CM right after the last one, also a major game change before it, because lol,
>btw you have 3 days to prep
Yeah, I think I sit this out. See you at MANT.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:53:24 AM
No.545864271
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>>545864378
>>545863232
This paypig chink obviously spend carats to do his careers while majority of /uma/ cant even finish 1 career
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:53:38 AM
No.545864294
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>>545864218
it is impossible to get it from 5% failure
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:53:52 AM
No.545864305
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>>545863232
>riko is a MUST PULL
>swipes on nature and skips riko
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:54:13 AM
No.545864327
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:54:15 AM
No.545864330
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>1 wit
>3 finale
grandparents are 2 stam 3 pow adn 4 mile total with 2 ura finale each, usable?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:54:17 AM
No.545864335
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>>545865014
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:54:19 AM
No.545864336
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>>545864129
Taiki is so cute its crazy
>>545864051
I have 25k, the half anni voucher, and no Kitasan. What are my odds for getting a 3LB? Should I skip sparking Riko to save more carats? I plan on buying a selector for Xoguri.
>>545864271
>spend carats to do his careers
I do that too. 10 carats for 1 career is extremely cheap, considering that 1 career can net you a CM winner or a 3* parent depending on your purpose, the ROI goes crazy.
>>545864378
that and you can get 5 or 10 carats from winning graded races
OH <Y FUCKING GOD
GO TO THE FUCKING SPEED SPACES
HOW ARE YOU GUYS ENJOYING A SYSTEM WITH 0 PRIORITY
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:56:21 AM
No.545864453
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>>545864881
This is my favorite Fuku and Taiki image btw
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:56:36 AM
No.545864465
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>>545864356
Average luck is 1lb.You can hoard that ticket + the uncap gem later to at least get 3LB
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:56:37 AM
No.545864468
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>>545864268
Doto would give up like a little bitch
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:56:38 AM
No.545864469
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>>545864516
>>545863861
Not yet, since Riko isn't getting used for this Mile CM I'm waiting for all the free pulls to finish so I can spark a copy (IF that takes her from 0lb to 1lb, would rather use MLB R because of the training effectiveness (she's at 2lb currently))
Already got a Rice so might get her to 1lb instead of I get shafted mega deluxe triple burger with fries style
Although I'm still unsure, even at 0lb the energy cost reduction is a lot higher AND you get buffed Rushing Gale to go along with it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:56:41 AM
No.545864471
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>>545864595
>>545864356
>pull 2
>spark 1
>select 1
>crystal 1
How lucky are you feeling?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:57:06 AM
No.545864503
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>>545864443
by being a WITchad
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:57:18 AM
No.545864516
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>>545864913
>>545864469
You do not use Riko for mile?
What is your deck rn
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:57:21 AM
No.545864519
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>>545864443
>he doesn't have spirit priority cards
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:57:29 AM
No.545864527
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>>545864747
>Long aptitude C
>Win the Triple Crown
I'm falling in love
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:57:58 AM
No.545864557
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>>545864051
there's vbourbon and the megabanner to roll for already, then it's important to save for tachyon and smaru
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:58:09 AM
No.545864569
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>>545864663
>>545864523
Sorry, I havent tried her career yet
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:58:18 AM
No.545864581
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>>545864663
>>545864523
who the fuck is renny?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:58:32 AM
No.545864595
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>>545864471
>how lucky are you feeling
Like I’ve had to spark for one copy of anything my entire time playing this game.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:59:07 AM
No.545864637
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>>545864663
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:59:08 AM
No.545864638
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>>545864741
>>545864356
I got my first natural Kitasan after about 350 pulls. Sparked twice to get 2LB. Take from that what you will.
so it's safe to admit this new scenario is a flop
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:59:41 AM
No.545864659
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>>545864827
>>545864429
That's like a 1/4 run rebate. The main thing is you'd have to play for seven and a half hours on straight carats to spend one pull worth. Unless you're completely no-lifing this game, it's hard to put a serious dent in your bankroll.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:59:42 AM
No.545864661
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>>545863765
You're right, this guy could be getting anywhere between 35m and 80m a month.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:59:45 AM
No.545864667
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>>545864707
>>545864443
Idk maybe you should.... run more speed cards....
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:00:04 PM
No.545864693
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>>545864656
>new scenario record
>new scenario record
>new scenario record
No, I don't think so.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:00:15 PM
No.545864707
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>>545864667
IS FOUR NOT ENOUGH?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:00:24 PM
No.545864727
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How long is Fine Motion or Nice Nature wit SSR good for?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:00:33 PM
No.545864738
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>>545864443
you were not born to be a true gambler
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:00:35 PM
No.545864741
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>>545864638
Weren’t the rates lower on the first banner? I still assume I will only get the one spark from 200 pulls.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:00:44 PM
No.545864747
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>>545864527
I can almost hear the backhand compliments from her mother.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:00:57 PM
No.545864757
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>>545864841
>>545864025
>press on 20% training
>don't overdo it
>give up
What's more annoying is that there are no "winning" events and plenty of "instant brick" events
Charming, fast learner, acupuncture success, whatever?
Doesn't matter, one don't overdo it and it's glue
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:01:15 PM
No.545864775
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>>545864523
Just dropped a huge curren chan in the toilet
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:02:03 PM
No.545864827
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>>545864870
>>545864659
>>545864429
>>545864378
You get 15 careers from two day dailies.
One 10 pull is worth 1-2 month of careers caratwise.
Its literally a pittance.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:02:16 PM
No.545864841
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>>545864997
>>545864757
>take gamble
>lose gamble
you do have options
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:02:46 PM
No.545864870
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>>545864827
Yea but i touch grass
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:02:50 PM
No.545864872
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>>545864663
Are you the same guy from yesterday? We already told you how to build her.
Nigger.
>>545864453
it's a very silly image
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:03:07 PM
No.545864897
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>>545864656
I don't like it due to how RNG heavy it is, and those who do better than me are whales anyway. I'm not gonna tryhard again to polish my silver on group A again. I'll put in cancer aces, and what happens happens.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:03:15 PM
No.545864913
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>>545865131
>>545864516
Scuffed run because I'm still figuring it out so no 1200 power
Didn't use a borrow for my second parent either, would've hit the required 600+ stam otherwise (would be 700 if power was maxed out)
So you basically just rely on stam sparks and power training, it's plenty enough
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:03:17 PM
No.545864915
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>>545864523
IDK anon, I'm planning to build her too and have no clue other than "remember your mile sparks and get high stats :)". Don't know what skills to shoot for.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:03:55 PM
No.545864965
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Do not open
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:04:19 PM
No.545864997
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>>545864841
yes, to have a mediocre horse that get 1* guts and is transferred the same moment
that option is available only to the fattest of the oinkers
I wish all my swarthy, eceleb-obsessed Global Southerners ITT a very kill yourselves.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:04:35 PM
No.545865014
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>>545864335
Well, with the billions they're making from Umamusume, it was to be expected that clones would appear sooner or later.
But not in this way.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:05:44 PM
No.545865082
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>>545865008
t. leo cup loser
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:06:28 PM
No.545865129
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>>545865237
>>545864663
She's a sprint pacer with D mile right? Just run her in Unity with the standard deck and try to cap speed and power+ high wit. It should be easy enough. If you have try to slot in FM or fuku wit for good hints, Tazuna and Riko for no resting and better training/spd/stam. I would try something like 2 Spd, Wit, power, tazuna, Riko. You will need good parents tho.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:06:33 PM
No.545865131
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>>545865228
>>545864913
>power spark parents
>more wit card
>use Riko if you have here at R MLB or SSR 1LB
>use King Jobber or any other Speed card that gives bonus power if you need more Power
>explode on Power
I am going to commit a SERIOUS crime if I won't get Riko from a free 10 pull in 4 hours
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:07:21 PM
No.545865179
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:07:37 PM
No.545865202
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>>545865008
all eceleb fans and we have a deal
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:07:55 PM
No.545865227
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>>545865150
Please tell us more anonymous.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:07:55 PM
No.545865228
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>>545865131
>use King Jobber or any other Speed card that gives bonus power if you need more Power
BIKO AND BAKUSHIN WILL UNBRICK MY ACCOUNT
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:08:04 PM
No.545865237
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>>545865412
>>545865129
>actually helpful gaslight-chan post
Well I'll be damned
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:08:11 PM
No.545865242
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>>545865150
Need a partner?
>>545864910
Yeah, pretty much. Higher highs and lower lows. I can't be the only one that fucking hates that, I don't want to do like 50 runs and not get shit all the while having the possibility to do 50 more and still not get shit anyway
idk man
I've done like 6 attempts of this wit setup and the stats are always so lacking, this is my "best" one and it still sucks. Maru has the same growths as taiki so I really dunno how that other anon did it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:08:30 PM
No.545865261
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>>545864881
That makes it so good!
surely ill get atleast a few R rikos in 100 pulls, right? even though it's been 30 and i still have none? haha...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:08:42 PM
No.545865279
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>>545865330
Should I 200 on NN?
I already have 3LB Kita.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:09:07 PM
No.545865308
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>>545865150
Good luck bwo. I’m waiting for my spark copy at the end of free pulls.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:09:31 PM
No.545865330
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>>545865456
>>545865279
u need 400 for NN
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:09:51 PM
No.545865351
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:09:52 PM
No.545865352
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>>545865462
>>545865250
You only need wit+pal = 3. You can exchange one of your wit to a speed or power, since you're struggling to reach 1200 speed. Go for 3 speed 2 wit 1 pal.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:09:52 PM
No.545865353
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>>545865267
there's 3% chance to not get any in 100 rolls
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:10:05 PM
No.545865365
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>>545863232
is this still worth running if my nice nature is only 0LB? i luckshitted her from the free rolls two days ago
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:10:13 PM
No.545865381
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>>545865428
i've been logging on so little i didn't even know there were free 10 pulls to do
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:10:35 PM
No.545865412
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>>545865867
>>545865237
Ogurin wouldn't want her image to be used in gaslighting. I am trying to right that wrong.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:10:39 PM
No.545865415
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>>545865267
I got two in 120 pulls.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:10:50 PM
No.545865428
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>>545865551
>>545865381
DANCHOU
HE'S HERE
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:11:08 PM
No.545865456
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>>545865330
I don't know what should I save for now.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:11:21 PM
No.545865462
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>>545865545
>>545865352
I was just copying this:
>>545863513
Guy who essentially used the same deck.
>>545865243
I really dislike this accelerated schedule and this shit feels like a job than something enjoyable.
Like I said in previous post, I think I'll sit this one out, not to mention xmas is coming so I have a shitton to do too.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:11:42 PM
No.545865485
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:11:45 PM
No.545865487
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>>545873825
>>545865250
Looks like a similar enough deck to my Maru, what are your parent sparks?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:11:50 PM
No.545865494
[Report]
Don't open
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:11:53 PM
No.545865498
[Report]
Tempted to roll and MLB Nature, I hate having to borrow her...
So how are you supposed to cap speed if your cards refuse to do friendship training and your team refuses to do unity training?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:12:18 PM
No.545865519
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>>545865250
How is your power that hihg? Sparks? Can't you replace one of the wit cards with speed or something?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:12:22 PM
No.545865525
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>>545864910
It was already so awesome in URA getting railed by nonstop mood down events, sleep deprived, low percent training fails and all that shit is even more punishing in Unity. Then you have to deal with the fucking chevron/orb rng and praying the TT races won’t fuck you for no reason. Yay.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:12:43 PM
No.545865545
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>>545865804
>>545865462
Trainer or/and luck diff then.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:12:51 PM
No.545865551
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>>545865428
actually i'm like number 2 by earning with 200 mil in my casual club so you're barking up the wrong tree, buddy, pal
>>545865475
>>545865243
>>545864910
>"I'll sit aoharu out"
You realize MANT is next yes? It's not going to get better, everyone is warning you it's gonna be A LOT worse than aoharu
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:13:08 PM
No.545865569
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>>545864881
I expected the belly grab tag to be more populated with uma fanart...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:13:26 PM
No.545865584
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>>545865475
It only becomes a job, if you make it your job bro. Just take it easy.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:13:56 PM
No.545865620
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>>545865728
>>545865552
>Nonstop training vs Nonstop racing
It's like they engineer the scenario to sell new cards.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:14:34 PM
No.545865657
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>>545865552
MANT is less rng heavy at the cost of each run taking forever
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:14:48 PM
No.545865674
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>>545865506
You do another run and pray for good RNG like I’m praying for borrow cal increases so that I can glue those runs immediately.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:14:57 PM
No.545865686
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>>545865506
The same thing you did in URA, when nobody shows up at your desired stat.
>All double circles
>Lose
You can't explain that.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:15:05 PM
No.545865698
[Report]
>>545865849
>>545865267
I did 100 and together with the free rolls got 1 SSR riko and 4 R's
idk what I'm gonna do with these R's tbqh
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:15:28 PM
No.545865728
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>>545865620
>It's like they engineer the scenario to sell new cards
you are getting dangerously close to the truth anon, careful out there
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:15:47 PM
No.545865746
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>>545865696
Yes I can
Umamusume is a luck game
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:16:30 PM
No.545865803
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>>545865696
So now we know how Happy Meek feels?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:16:31 PM
No.545865804
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:17:04 PM
No.545865849
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>>545865698
You should cleat them before the update that makes extra copies automatically uncap a card.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:17:05 PM
No.545865850
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>>545865696
I can, you won't like it though.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:17:18 PM
No.545865867
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>>545865412
You're the hero Ogurin needs.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:17:34 PM
No.545865881
[Report]
Kingu bros are we running our first rate wife in the next cup?
>>545862683
this didn't even reach 100 with a spirit
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:17:46 PM
No.545865894
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>>545868330
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:17:47 PM
No.545865897
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>>545865150
That's about 8 crimes in next 8 days
>parent farming in aoharu
>manage to beat Riko despite not even paying attention to unity races
>my 600 across the board uma gets raped in URA finals
Please tell me I at least don't have to win URA final to get the Unity spark. Or do I just need to intentionally job the Riko match so they'll fuck off?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:18:26 PM
No.545865937
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>>545865892
c-card lb levels...?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:18:51 PM
No.545865978
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>>545865552
it is what it is. The two CMs are way too close to each other with a new career and guts change between them was a terrible idea.
>>545865892
this shit is exactly why ill never understand this mode
how is anyone successful in this shit, oh and to top all of it off YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SKILL POINTS
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:19:06 PM
No.545865994
[Report]
>>545865727
need big titty southern gf
>>545865892
Even now I still don't understand how speed cappers do it.
>rainbows are nerfed
>blue balls have fixed values
Where are they getting 1200 speed
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:19:25 PM
No.545866013
[Report]
>single most frustrating thing about the game is how little control you have over your runs
>new scenario doubles down on this and puts even more rng in
great!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:19:27 PM
No.545866016
[Report]
DAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:19:34 PM
No.545866028
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>>545865935
You don’t, I got when I lost URA but won the team race
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:19:44 PM
No.545866043
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>>545866351
>japs celebrate undefeated horses
>somehow japs hated Tm Opera O for doing a grand slam in his senior year
The more I look into real jap horse racing, the more I don't get them
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:20:21 PM
No.545866084
[Report]
>>545866338
>>545866001
the secret is unironically wit training
big wit rainbows can go for like 20 speed
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:20:26 PM
No.545866090
[Report]
>Conspiracy theories about Cygenerous not being generous
What's next you're gonna tell me that Trump is not a god or a king? Chill with the anti-Umasemitic remarks
is it still worth using LB2 Matikane wit over other MLB SR wit cards?
I hate this fucking crane game
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:20:45 PM
No.545866119
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>>545865935
Riko's umas have 800/800/800 stats, you definitely don't want to win vs Riko. Luckily, you can just spam the middle races and still get the Unity Spark.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:21:08 PM
No.545866148
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>>545866261
>>545866001
Wit trainings you dumb niggers, the 100-200 Speed you're missing comes from Wit trainings you refuse to do
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:21:26 PM
No.545866169
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>>545866091
no, the scenario link is a gaslight
use your MLB SR instead
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:21:30 PM
No.545866175
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>>545865987
My URA aces rarely ever had this many skills though, and they needed to run extra races for them
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:21:32 PM
No.545866181
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>>545866356
>>545866091
What are the other MLB SRs you have?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:21:33 PM
No.545866182
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>>545866116
s-suzuka-san...your, um...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:21:45 PM
No.545866195
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>>545866627
>>545866116
New king just dropped
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:22:11 PM
No.545866234
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>>545866357
i'm enjoying the game again
No one likes rice
No one loves rice
No one cares about rice
No one even lusts after rice
No one will look for rice if rice left
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:22:31 PM
No.545866261
[Report]
>>545866467
>>545866148
a double rainbow wit training with a blue spark on top of it for the sake of argument gives about 8 speed.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:23:00 PM
No.545866301
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>>545862063
My oshis? Summer Maruzensky, Seiun Sky and Oguri (no) cap with a $5000 deck.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:23:02 PM
No.545866306
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>>545866246
Rice would say this
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:23:02 PM
No.545866307
[Report]
will iron will be a decent skill with the upcoming changes on global? I got a mlb satono diamond from the last kitasan banner, but this shit right now is so ass....
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:23:27 PM
No.545866338
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>>545866084
My wit cards suck dick like everything else
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:23:34 PM
No.545866347
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>>545866246
I think you just want Laisu for yourself...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:23:37 PM
No.545866351
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>>545866043
It's because of his jockey. Japs constantly shat on him because he's a nobody and was admittedly carried by his horse. There have been other excuses such as the horse being ugly (lol??) or it winning just barely which also apply to other horses that weren't hated nearly as much.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:23:42 PM
No.545866356
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:23:43 PM
No.545866357
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>>545866431
>>545866234
>borrowing ksb
please tell me you didn't spark riko...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:24:31 PM
No.545866417
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:24:45 PM
No.545866430
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>>545866116
I haven't seen the crane game in 10000 years after having Riko everytime
>>545866357
lel no i got 2 from today's 10 pull, my ksb and creek are lb0 copes
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:24:52 PM
No.545866438
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>>545861797
Is he crying because he just realised how many hours of his life were wasted for this 1 (singular) win for his fictional "wife" in an rng game with no meaningful payoff?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:24:56 PM
No.545866442
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>>545866881
HOLY FUCK BROS I MLB'D A SPEED CARD
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:25:02 PM
No.545866454
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>>545865727
I already got hard from playing SIF, but Uma Musume is way too distracting. This new outfit... I... I may have sinned a couple times when I should've been training umas...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:25:04 PM
No.545866457
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>>545866246
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:25:04 PM
No.545866458
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>>545865267
I did 100 pulls on day one and MLB'd R riko.
Still feels like a brick but at least her events give 12 stamina 12 guts or something (I don't think it adds up to 200 as the gaslight guides say tho it feels more like 100 stamina)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:25:14 PM
No.545866467
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>>545866552
>>545866261
And you click it more than 20 times to get good Wit. What's 20*8?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:25:23 PM
No.545866474
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>>545866673
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:25:46 PM
No.545866496
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>>545865727
creek doesn't move nearly as much...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:25:48 PM
No.545866497
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>>545866592
>>545866294
i see your deck and i raise you mine
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:26:09 PM
No.545866520
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>>545866580
>>545865987
you get 1800 skillpoints on an average run what else do you want
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:26:33 PM
No.545866552
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>>545866638
>>545866467
if that guy spent TWENTY TURNS plapping wit then he wouldn't be clicking on speed as much, your argument doesn't work because the game doesn't give you bonus turns bro we all have the same career length
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:26:42 PM
No.545866567
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>>545866746
Do you guys think the western owners are aware of the funny horse anime their old horses are featured in
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:26:47 PM
No.545866570
[Report]
>team lucky number
>no fuku
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:26:56 PM
No.545866580
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>>545866520
ONE MILLION MONIES
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:27:03 PM
No.545866592
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>>545867202
>>545866497
Dober and Natie are good copes though. Just borrow Riko.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:27:12 PM
No.545866606
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>>545867059
>>545862347
You are correct, it triggers too early. You're gambling on your Late/End moving into 5th place in the Final Corner during the Final Leg so you can carry over the acceleration into the Last Spurt.
The difference is now, we have a plethora of better skills to pick up that the points you dump into Red Shift could be better used on more reliable skills that don't require some positional jank luck to activate. The fact that sloptubers are still recommending it showcases they only know how to copypaste knowledge and aren't considering any of the Nov11 patch changes.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:27:30 PM
No.545866627
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>>545866195
would go great with a "I see you're a jobber of culture as well" caption
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:27:37 PM
No.545866638
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>>545866804
>>545866552
Double Rainbow blue explosion Wit training gives a bunch of energy so he would click speed more.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:27:47 PM
No.545866656
[Report]
>"ple-please be nice oka-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH..."
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:27:58 PM
No.545866673
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>>545866474
y-y-y-y-you can't just say that man...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:28:39 PM
No.545866728
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>>545866246
I like Rice
I love Rice
I care about Rice
I lust for Rice
I will search for Rice to the ends of the earth
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:28:45 PM
No.545866732
[Report]
The new episode just tells me jap turf is a FRAUD enabler and they'll NEVER win the larc at this rate.
What's the website to see my club members fan count?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:29:01 PM
No.545866746
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>>545866567
Owner of Pay The Butler is dead already
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:29:08 PM
No.545866756
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>>545865727
can you record more milkers?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:29:21 PM
No.545866769
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>>545866840
>>545866736
chronogenesis
>>545862347
WAIT
THIS WORKS IN CM? I HAVE SEEN TEN FUCKING THOUSAND ANONS CLAIM IT DOESNT
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:29:46 PM
No.545866804
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>>545866989
>>545866638
even wit god says not to explode orbs on wit...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:30:00 PM
No.545866819
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>>545866753
This Ogurin knows how to maximize her all you can buffet coupons
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:30:09 PM
No.545866827
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Akebono drops in 2 days, is she gonna be available to get from the paid uma banner?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:30:18 PM
No.545866840
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:30:23 PM
No.545866845
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>>545866736
It doesn't exist move along citizen.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:30:42 PM
No.545866881
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>>545867508
>>545866442
I already have 7 copies of this potential uma she can't resist me
did you know, that SEAniggers are in fact, not predominantly brown? we are in fact majority chinese (glory to the CCP). you can see this in the seatubers, there is not a single tinge of melanin in their skins. as such, we are your friends in the war against the brownoids (the minorities in the sea countries that matter)! we should be friends /uma/! one day, we will put the brownoids to their place in sea and let them know who runs this place (us).
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:30:44 PM
No.545866884
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>>545866776
I mean the base value is like 0.15 and it's not even 3s I think. Also it costs 200
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:31:07 PM
No.545866913
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>>545866776
The unity cup skills work, but they are not that good since they dont get the extra scaling
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:31:10 PM
No.545866919
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>>545867110
>>545862347
Isn't turf S more important than mile S?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:31:27 PM
No.545866940
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>>545867034
>hit my highest score ever
>uma is total dogshit that doesn't cap speed
>hit my highest score ever again
>uma is total dogshit that doesn't cap speed
I'm sensing a recurring problem with this new scenario
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:31:33 PM
No.545866956
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>>545866882
sorry but I hate the chinese just as much
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:31:49 PM
No.545866968
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>>545866776
All ignited skills work. They're just as good as other white/golds when fully scaled. And if you're running 1-2 debuffers? They're bad. They're good if you have point surpluses and nothing better to buy.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:32:00 PM
No.545866980
[Report]
Check these digits
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:32:07 PM
No.545866989
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>>545866804
Ideally you don't but the example the guy gave was double rainbow with one explosion so I stuck with that.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:32:09 PM
No.545866997
[Report]
>random test run
>crazy inspos
every time, name a more iconic duo
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:32:34 PM
No.545867034
[Report]
>>545867094
>>545866940
unironic speed sparks are needed
Obey Your Master's trainer in cingray is straight up the irl jockey himself lol
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:32:37 PM
No.545867039
[Report]
>>545867669
>>545866882
Sweep would definitely not say this. She would probably wrinkle her nose if a brownoid was moving in her general direction.
>shittiest team name has the best general skill
I HATE TEAM CARROT
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:32:55 PM
No.545867059
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>>545867398
>>545866606
>More reliable skills
Such as? I only know of No Stopping Me, would the ideal acceleration suite then be Pump, NSM, OYL and FF?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:33:02 PM
No.545867061
[Report]
>>545866753
that's a very smart Oguri
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:33:28 PM
No.545867094
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>>545867181
>>545867034
What's an ironic speed spark?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:33:41 PM
No.545867110
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>>545866919
Turf S is just acceleration. If you lack acceleration, it's good to have. But assuming every other Uma has their acceleration and hits top speed, it's the bonus top speed from Distance that makes or breaks it.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:34:03 PM
No.545867135
[Report]
come onnn
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:34:13 PM
No.545867153
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>cm is in a week
Thanks I hate it...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:34:33 PM
No.545867181
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>>545867094
1* speed sparks on parents and grandparents
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:34:35 PM
No.545867185
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>>545867313
>Only 19 toreina on chronogenesis with 9* sprint
huh
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:34:41 PM
No.545867189
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>>545866753
>powerlet Oguri
How did you even manage that, no Power sparks at all?
>No horses have 1st place Kikuka Sho as their objective
I need those sashes, this shit is annoying
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:34:53 PM
No.545867201
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>>545867051
I wish I could pick the name Haru suggests every time, it's the best
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:34:55 PM
No.545867202
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>>545866592
that's what i've been doing actually
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:36:13 PM
No.545867287
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>>545868316
>>545867193
why would you risk a 1st place on THAT race
>>545867185
wait is there a new website for getting parents besides uma db?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:36:58 PM
No.545867334
[Report]
>>545867436
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:37:21 PM
No.545867362
[Report]
>>545867313
No, just talking to myself.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:37:33 PM
No.545867375
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>>545867308
she got a cool new card in JP
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:37:35 PM
No.545867379
[Report]
>>545867668
This simply isn't realistic. I'm ticketing Kitasan to get my LB3 to MLB.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:37:38 PM
No.545867383
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>>545867308
She is way too erotic
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:37:46 PM
No.545867393
[Report]
why is Mihono Bourbon on the list of singers for winnin' 5?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:37:50 PM
No.545867396
[Report]
>>545867193
just run rice bro
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:37:52 PM
No.545867398
[Report]
>>545867059
It doesn't even need to be an accel skill, you'll get better mileage out of a speed skill that activates consistently than hoping you hit the odds of Red Shift going off at the right time.
Cause most of the time, it'll be going off at the wrong time (too early) or not at all (hitting 5th after the corner ends). It wasn't needed in CM3, isn't needed here in CM5.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:37:57 PM
No.545867405
[Report]
I'm going to post it...
>>545867308
it kinda sucks valentines bourbon is a skip now
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:38:15 PM
No.545867423
[Report]
>>545866431
based luckchad
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:38:30 PM
No.545867436
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:38:58 PM
No.545867465
[Report]
>>545867193
Orferve has the triple crown as a mandatory goal
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:39:04 PM
No.545867476
[Report]
>>545867410
she isnt if you actually like bourbon
Hey is that Opera-San's trainer? Holy shit it really is! No wonder I was smelling dome faggotry. Opera-San might be nice to you; she might let you touch her ears or let you fuck her from time to time, but that doesn't change the fact that you are a homosexual faggot. You shou- I mean, need to kill yourself right this instant, else you risk contaminating the air in this area. You are so useless. You serve zero purpose. You should jump into a grinder feet-first so you can feel all the pain it inflicts. Come closer so I can beat the shit out of you.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:39:17 PM
No.545867495
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>>545867410
She's not though
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:39:29 PM
No.545867508
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>>545867681
>>545866881
I'm beginning to think it's not just confirmation bias and the rng is actually unbalanced. I can't say for sure since I've been shoeing them since august, but it seems like I'm getting at least twice as many Narita Taishins and Mejiro Ryans as any other SR and pulling more hasn't made it regress to the mean at all.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:40:31 PM
No.545867572
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>>545867481
Doto WOULD say this
>>545867410
The only thing that kinda sucks is that the valentine outfit isn’t as sexy as the OG
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:41:06 PM
No.545867614
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>>545870476
What's a good cm5 parent for fronts other than Seiun Sky?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:41:18 PM
No.545867619
[Report]
Anon be like "I post Irony"
posts his life story
everyone connects him to India instantly
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:41:18 PM
No.545867621
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>>545867481
Doto would want to say this but goofs up midway
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:41:30 PM
No.545867630
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>>545867481
doto says this while crying
Which trainers have the most open romance coded stories?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:41:45 PM
No.545867648
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>>545867710
>>545867575
you can see her underwear so easily in OG, always a joy to watch her sprint during inspiration
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:42:02 PM
No.545867668
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>>545867379
Imagine if you pulled your MLB in the first 10
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:42:03 PM
No.545867669
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>>545869582
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:42:13 PM
No.545867681
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>>545867508
My Taishin is still 2LB.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:42:22 PM
No.545867694
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>check unity team
>B windy benched for D urara
this shit is actively trying to sabotage me
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:42:36 PM
No.545867709
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>>545867827
>>545867575
Thst makes me remember, jp can wear different outfits in races can't they?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:42:37 PM
No.545867710
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>>545867827
>>545867648
a later update lets you swap outfits if you have both the original and the alt
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:43:02 PM
No.545867736
[Report]
>running ssr riko and ssr tazuna
>prime tazuna date to heal sickness
my hors is permanently on cocaine without any of the comedowns
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:43:12 PM
No.545867749
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:43:46 PM
No.545867786
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>>545869952
I like opera now
I hope I get her one day
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:43:50 PM
No.545867792
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>>545867481
Doto would say this
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:44:14 PM
No.545867815
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>>545867038
>"Ur tits too big. You must go to Japan"
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:44:28 PM
No.545867827
[Report]
why CAN'T I use statues to buy card copies or or something like EVERY OTHER CARD GAME
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:45:39 PM
No.545867905
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:45:40 PM
No.545867906
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>>545867643
Eishin
Fuji
Suzuka
Riko
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:46:12 PM
No.545867934
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:46:45 PM
No.545867969
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>>545867038
>tfw we're going to wind up with John Cygames' stupid Breeder's Cup horse in the game before Tip Your Waiter will ever see the light of day
It just ain't fair.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:46:50 PM
No.545867978
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>>545867885
you WILL drop 60k carats on the meta banners
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:46:57 PM
No.545867987
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:47:06 PM
No.545867991
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:47:31 PM
No.545868016
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>>545867885
Sorry the best cygames can do is give you an uncap crystal every 6 months if you loyally grind events.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:48:16 PM
No.545868062
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:48:33 PM
No.545868079
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>>545867885
does shadowverse have a dust mechanic
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:49:04 PM
No.545868114
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>>545868168
Is she good enough to get me B finals in cm5?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:49:26 PM
No.545868140
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>>545867974
We need more brown umas
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:49:58 PM
No.545868168
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:50:07 PM
No.545868181
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umamusume is an oshi game
This game owes me SSRs today
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:51:29 PM
No.545868262
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>>545868392
>>545868189
Yeah it owns me 1 kitasan and 2 creeks in a 10er!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:52:03 PM
No.545868316
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>>545867287
Because I need sashes and I can clock failed objectives.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:52:15 PM
No.545868330
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>>545865894
Cute clumsy CB-chan.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:52:40 PM
No.545868350
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>>545867051
Cheer up Rice...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:53:16 PM
No.545868392
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>>545868262
This but unironically
>>545868275
Anything but this...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:53:28 PM
No.545868410
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>>545867308
I couldn't imagine being her trainer. The amount of self restraint to not make a move on her.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:53:34 PM
No.545868421
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>>545873648
>>545868275
Guaranteed straightway spurt isn't that bad now.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:53:55 PM
No.545868454
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>>545873648
>>545868275
>gives you straightaway spurt
don't forget to thank her.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:54:11 PM
No.545868464
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>Unity TT-style matches have a "view all races"
>Still have to watch animations for every single race in TT
AIIIIIEEE
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:54:15 PM
No.545868473
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>>545868917
>>545867410
If you're referring to oonige Suzuka, it's going to go back to being unviable once MANT drops, which is around the same time as VBourbon.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:54:15 PM
No.545868475
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I'm gonna get a good SSR in a free pull today.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:54:46 PM
No.545868523
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>>545868665
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:55:00 PM
No.545868548
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>>545868654
who the fuck are you
>>545868548
You're patheticlly weak and smelly ningen wife
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:56:27 PM
No.545868663
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>>545869664
So what are team Zenith's stats?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:56:27 PM
No.545868665
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:57:03 PM
No.545868708
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hm maybe witgod isn't full of shit after all
>>545868654
do i click on it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:57:36 PM
No.545868753
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>>545868654
She’s just like me
Rednu's jobbing at every CM almost feels scripted. This time you can try and say "why didn't this fucker bring an A+ uma", but the development of the race was still unreal. Dominating 1/2/3 for the largest part of the race. There was no pump from the opposition, my boy Ryan just FLEW
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:57:53 PM
No.545868778
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>>545873648
>>545868275
>wit card in unity card
>spurt confirm
Shakurbros it's our time
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:58:00 PM
No.545868786
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>>545868993
>>545868727
Yeah, less resting and more stats.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:58:17 PM
No.545868803
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>>545867481
Not enough stuttering and anime mannerisms, could've used a mid post confidence boost. Prose was passable.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:58:29 PM
No.545868810
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>>545868993
>>545868727
No, it downloads herpes.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:59:44 PM
No.545868917
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>>545869421
>>545868473
wouldn't mant make it more viable? having 1200 stam and guts would actually make it good
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:00:06 PM
No.545868942
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Imagine if Sunday had a penis and she really needed to pee before a race but there wasn't any time to go pee this race but you the kind and thoughtful MarveTore prepared a clean 1L Sprite Plastic Bottle so she awkwardly stands to the side and takes a piss and you obviously look away because a lady needs her privacy so after a minute she calls out to you and awkwardly hands you an almost full bottle of her piss as she runs off to the starting gate. Wouldn't that be awesome. It's also lore accurate because the real Marvelous Sunday pissed on the paddock regularly too haha.
Early Lead is almost mandatory on fronts from CM5 onward right?
bwos I literally can't run cards without training effectiveness now, it's too good. especially since training is so spread out
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:00:40 PM
No.545868990
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taiki...this is literally the 7th time.... you're hogging them all...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:00:41 PM
No.545868991
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>>545869424
>2 ningen 0 power 2 wit
>900 power
>0 ningen 1 power 3 wit
>770 power
huh...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:00:41 PM
No.545868993
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>>545869084
>>545868786
holy shit you're right
>>545868810
ummm uhh fuck oh no
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:00:44 PM
No.545868998
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:00:49 PM
No.545869005
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this unity cup thing confused me but my desire to fuck a horse stayed, fuck
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:01:35 PM
No.545869084
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>>545868993
This is now a wit+pal game.
>>545868973
This is why I don't get why people say the speed Golshi card is bad
>Roamer
>10% training effectiveness
>+1 skill point
>Hint gambling
Isn't she like the ideal welfare card for Unity?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:02:03 PM
No.545869124
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>>545868973
This is the correct way to play the scenario. I've seen decks like 4 wit 2 power max speed just because it has full TE.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:02:29 PM
No.545869158
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>>545869241
>>545869095
speed spec prio is more important
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:02:59 PM
No.545869203
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>>545868973
Biko > Kitasan
Special Priority isn't a real stat, the training bomb will produce your best uma.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:03:05 PM
No.545869210
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>>545868973
This is the biggest change in this dumb ass meme mode. And Biko is Kitasan Black for whales, except whales also have Kitasan Black too.
Special Priority makes sense because Friendship > Rainbows is a GOOD mechanic.
But now you may as well get to senior year with half of your cards not even at green friendship if you get a bad rotation.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:03:11 PM
No.545869220
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>>545868967
>early lead
>concentration
>savvy
Groundwork is not track specific anymore
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:03:19 PM
No.545869227
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>>545874291
>>545863232
Honestly what a gaslighting idiot. I was genuinely listening to his advice that NN is a skip despite liking NN card. Now I’ve spent all my rolls on the Riko banner, which he then didn’t follow his own advice.
Chinks are just backstabbing and lying retards. It's in their DNAm
>>545869158
Rainbows don't give shit in unity.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:03:40 PM
No.545869260
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>>545868773
had to look this shit up, why twitch is so ass
https://www.twitch.tv/rednu23/clip/AmorphousUgliestBaguetteCharlieBitMe-PgcCyEc6GEEHjfH6
>AmorphousUgliestBaguetteCharlie
damn, the sloptuber disrespect is unreal
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:04:18 PM
No.545869335
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>>545869482
>>545869241
yea sure bro keep skipping double rainbows on speed
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:04:25 PM
No.545869348
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>>545869431
>>545868967
Hope you are ready to borrow Twin Turbo and RNG runs for the gold version.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:04:57 PM
No.545869391
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>>545869241
You have to get those rainbows in senior year, when everything is lvl 4 and 5
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:05:17 PM
No.545869421
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>>545868917
I'm just a globalbab, so this is hearsay, but my understanding is it's impossible to trigger secret events inside of MANT, which is how Suzuka gets bignig. The reason it was never good in JP was because it came at the same time as MANT where it's impossible to get it, so she would have to use aoharu to get it. The reason none of the JP experts really know what the fuck's going on with Suzuka right now is this is the only time she's had the skill while aoharu is the most recent scenario.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:05:18 PM
No.545869424
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>>545868991
p*wer cards blow, if you want more power unironically run an extra speed card
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:05:21 PM
No.545869431
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>>545869348
Gonna be ass for this CM but wit bourbon will save us after that.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:05:27 PM
No.545869436
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>>545869519
>>545868654
She is not smelly.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:05:41 PM
No.545869464
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>>545869095
big if true because I wasted my monies MLB'ing it... what being a kitasanblacklet does to a MF
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:06:29 PM
No.545869519
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>>545869436
t. Riko trying to micromanage umchan again
I am not falling for it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:06:59 PM
No.545869553
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:07:25 PM
No.545869582
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>>545867669
such a noble horse than emanates strength and grace
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:07:55 PM
No.545869612
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>>545868973
>all the prime meta cards have TE in them
Nooticing
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:07:57 PM
No.545869618
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>>545870295
Hmm, yeah. I think I'm starting to get it.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:08:10 PM
No.545869635
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>>545869095
I think Narita Brian is better because she has +2 speed which is +25% speed on training facilities level 1.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:08:30 PM
No.545869659
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>>545869482
>Speed isn't capped
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:08:34 PM
No.545869664
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>>545869794
>>545868663
you can click their profiles
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:08:40 PM
No.545869681
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>>545869482
lmao, btfo'd that shitter out of this world
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:08:57 PM
No.545869715
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>zero calories if it's your birthday
Bwos, is this true or is Oguri trying to gaslight again?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:09:00 PM
No.545869721
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>>545869482
bricked power
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:09:05 PM
No.545869730
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>>545869482
>1199
gluuuuuuuuuuuuuue
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:09:29 PM
No.545869764
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>>545869095
Because Speed is the most important stat to max so you don't want Speed roamers
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:09:30 PM
No.545869768
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tokai teio's hachimi.....
SWEEPY?! SWEEPY!!! SWEEPY!!!!!!! what the FRICK bros sweepy chan is RIGHT THERE in my unity cup team why can't i just GRAB her and MAKE her my trainee GOD i can't wait until NEXT FUCKING YEAR FEBRUARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SWEEPY CHAN AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRHHHH
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:09:45 PM
No.545869794
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>>545869949
>>545869664
I obviously can't until I reach the finals...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:10:06 PM
No.545869827
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>>545869482
>no mile S
>dirt B
this uma is useless in both TT and CM
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:10:11 PM
No.545869838
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>>545869095
How do I uncleat...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:11:03 PM
No.545869914
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>>545869783
Average sweep enjoyer's mentality right now
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:11:17 PM
No.545869945
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>>545869783
kita please...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:11:20 PM
No.545869949
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>>545869794
A+ and B+ all around. No idea how they still job against me in URA finals
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:11:20 PM
No.545869952
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>>545867786
Her New Year's skin is coming out in a few months
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:11:26 PM
No.545869959
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:11:40 PM
No.545869984
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Does anyone caught a Twin Turbo win in the wild now that she's in the game? Or with her stats she literally can't win
>>545869783
next february like in three months or only 2027?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:11:48 PM
No.545869994
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>>545869783
Do NOT give this guy a Sweep.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:12:15 PM
No.545870025
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>S in strategy, savvy OO
>Still eat major shit because sticking to the rail is top priority and there's no way out
Can't wait for Tuesday
>>545862252
If facility levels are 4 or 5 (summer or senior year) and there's rainbows you have to take them
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:12:19 PM
No.545870031
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>>545870091
>>545868773
Pump is equivalent to what 200-300 Power? The Ryan had 400 Power more than Rednus shitter horses.
It's like he pretends Power doesn't exist.
>>545870031
/uma/ told me power is useless tho
power is a dump stat
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:14:12 PM
No.545870175
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>>545870091
Why didnt you listen?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:14:18 PM
No.545870185
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>join a no quota club to leech
>leech as intended
>feel guilty being close to the bottom of the chart
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:15:24 PM
No.545870254
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>>545870405
>>545869783
this but nishino flower
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:15:30 PM
No.545870261
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>>545870453
>>545870195
leech anyway, you are not going to change your ways don't feel bad about it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:15:45 PM
No.545870289
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>>545870386
>craving to do more runs
>no grind event going on
why is cygames like this?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:15:50 PM
No.545870295
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:16:16 PM
No.545870338
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>>545870425
>>545870091
power increases acceleration bro
more power = go faster
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:16:32 PM
No.545870360
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>>545870425
>>545870091
It's Stamina>Speed>Power>Wit>Guts
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:16:54 PM
No.545870383
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good morning, anons, any new whining about Unity Cup I should look at?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:16:55 PM
No.545870386
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>>545870609
>>545870289
do they ever give us more TP pots? i hate this retarded dogshit system in every gacha game
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:17:00 PM
No.545870394
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>>545869783
I think it's safe to say that we all want to do lewd things with Sweep
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:17:09 PM
No.545870405
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>>545870254
I prefer cows all the way and will always do but Nishino's design is way too good. Also it's hilarious to see umas like her and Haru speeding up against the other girls, it's like Land of the Giants. Will have to do a Bono/Flower CM eventually if it isn't too grindy
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:17:10 PM
No.545870406
[Report]
Japan: we have Michelle My Baby at home
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:17:22 PM
No.545870425
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>>545870338
>>545870360
but I must ignore power to reach 1200 speed....
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:17:43 PM
No.545870453
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:18:02 PM
No.545870476
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>>545867614
Maru. Unfortunately.
>First inspiration procs 2 long sparks
>Second inspiration procs them as well
This run is a mess
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:18:51 PM
No.545870551
[Report]
So who's the most popular Horse in this game that was a literal who to keibafags
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:18:58 PM
No.545870562
[Report]
they needed to put daily legend races in yesterday
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:19:32 PM
No.545870601
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>>545870951
>>545870195
You should try to do better. Why even leeching, if your not playing. A career a day should be in it, right?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:19:41 PM
No.545870609
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>>545870386
They have them as event rewards usually. And event is like 2 weeks away.
I ran into a blockshin this cup, could you explain to me how a 600ish speed uma with G medium aptitude and 1200 power managed to catch up to a 1200 speed uma with S medium aptitude and and 900ish power overtake her? They were both frontrunners
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:20:25 PM
No.545870671
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>>545870762
>>545870546
Why are you doing ,Long Air Groove
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:21:10 PM
No.545870732
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:21:28 PM
No.545870762
[Report]
>>545870671
Farming stamina parents since all my 9 blues are on Bakushin, Halo or Maruzensky
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:21:34 PM
No.545870770
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>>545870546
>This run is a mess
You could also say that this run is ASS
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:21:34 PM
No.545870771
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>>545870653
wit is your real speed stat until the last third of the race
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:21:39 PM
No.545870781
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:21:40 PM
No.545870785
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:21:49 PM
No.545870801
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>>545869482
>4 wit 2 power
>no riko
>1199 speed
I panic a little bit every time I see craziness like this because i cant reach 1200 speed, and there's like 2 weeks until the next CM.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:22:01 PM
No.545870812
[Report]
>>545870653
g medium and speed doesn't matter
power doesn't matter THAT much if she could proc overtake mode with wit or her ult to cuck your angling
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:22:07 PM
No.545870821
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:22:16 PM
No.545870837
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If I bough all Haru guts and follow slot with friend points I can dump the rest on sash right?
>bring speed sparks and 3 speed cards
>Still can't cap speed
I'm too third rate for this
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:23:36 PM
No.545870938
[Report]
I WISH EVERYONE A MARVELOUS SUNDAY!!
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:23:37 PM
No.545870941
[Report]
>>545871618
>>545869783
I can't wait for people to roll sweep just to end up hating her training because of how often she YADAs you.
>>545870601
One 300-500k career a day is still bottom 5 in the club if you exclude the flatliners
Yes it's THAT club
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:24:17 PM
No.545870986
[Report]
I like that the game acknowledges how like 95% of the cast are absolute jobbers middle-sized fish in a centimeter-wide pond, and that anybody who cares about them is a loser. And they still get big bux for these gambling-addicted idiots buying pulls for them
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:24:18 PM
No.545870987
[Report]
>>545870653
The speed stat matters most at the start and end of the race, until then power and wit is what matters most
>Next CM starts in 7 days
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:24:38 PM
No.545871008
[Report]
>>545871368
>>545870195
>Join a club
Must be nice...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:24:39 PM
No.545871009
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>>545870843
imagine being this much of a shitter lmao
>>545869482
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:25:21 PM
No.545871080
[Report]
>>545870843
i see Kingus racewear
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:25:52 PM
No.545871117
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>>545871368
>>545870195
It's the dumbass danchud's fault not yours
we need more schizo ticket posting
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:26:34 PM
No.545871175
[Report]
>>545870993
Play for 3 hours everyday starting three days before the CM and you'll have good enough Aces to win Round 1 at the very minimum, you don't need more than three runs to make an alright Ace
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:26:45 PM
No.545871196
[Report]
>>545871368
>>545870951
Then its not leeching, just taking it easy. Flatlining is one thing, but a career a day is perfectly fine. I did that half a month too in october, until I felt like playing again.
I am in Mambo too
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:26:46 PM
No.545871201
[Report]
>>545871470
Is there a decent guide for Aoharu yet? I get that you're supposed to click bubbles but where do the big stats come from?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:27:10 PM
No.545871239
[Report]
>>545871845
>>545870951
Mambodancho... do the sneedful...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:27:28 PM
No.545871268
[Report]
>>545870653
I assume he boosted the aptitude far enough to avoid accel penalty, but at any rate, wit and skills are how you catch up in the midrace, power has little to do with it and speed has nothing to do with it.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:27:42 PM
No.545871287
[Report]
>>545873480
>>545870993
Don't forget the balance patch kek
frontbros, what's the plan for CM5? what's the deal with the supposed rabbit tech witGOD was shilling in his video?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:28:02 PM
No.545871310
[Report]
>>545870653
Urara eats shit because turf/dirt means you really can't accelerate to any speed
Bakushin can be a frontstealing overtaking nigger because her acceleration isn't hampered.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:28:19 PM
No.545871335
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:28:34 PM
No.545871368
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>>545871952
>>545871008
Surely there's still B+ clubs with slots...
>>545871117
>>545871196
Thanks bwos we're in this together.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:28:47 PM
No.545871381
[Report]
Moi Molko
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:29:04 PM
No.545871405
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>>545871315
You gotta beleeb!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:29:10 PM
No.545871414
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:29:30 PM
No.545871449
[Report]
Creek gives me the ick...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:29:37 PM
No.545871456
[Report]
>>545871315
you're gonna make Rice depressed again
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:29:38 PM
No.545871458
[Report]
>>545871315
Pick the second option bwo
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:29:43 PM
No.545871460
[Report]
>>545871294
Train Maru before patch
Train big nigger after the patch
Run previous mile ass wonder
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:29:50 PM
No.545871470
[Report]
>>545871201
1200/1200/1200/1200 stats are a minimum; if you haven't got the newest meta card you should delete your account.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:29:51 PM
No.545871472
[Report]
>>545873843
i finally get why people were rerolling for 2LB finemo on release
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:30:02 PM
No.545871489
[Report]
Is night owl "buffed" in this scenario?
In URA if you got it there's only a chance it will proc later, in this scenario every time I got it, it acts every turn (with a mood down like on 2/3 of them)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:30:22 PM
No.545871512
[Report]
>>545871779
>>545871294
The tech is to use Suzuka to block a Front Runner and then have that Front use No Stopping Me to get crazy speed and Accel, it can be really good I suppose but since every non Front can also use it to some extent it's just a bunch of work for a slight advantage
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:30:38 PM
No.545871528
[Report]
ummmmmm
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:31:04 PM
No.545871556
[Report]
>>545874291
>>545863232
>told everyone to pull for Riko
>told everyone NOT to waste a slot borrowing Riko
Isn't it confirmed at this rate that he's gaslighting people
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:31:51 PM
No.545871612
[Report]
>>545871315
>his ace gets single circle on 800 speed shitters
>>545870941
its okay because she is cute
but if gold ship or taishin pull this shit on me i will piss and shit myself and start crying
on a side note why are all end closers like this
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:32:28 PM
No.545871659
[Report]
>pace chaser
>concentration
>610 wit
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:33:04 PM
No.545871709
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>>545871618
ENDgods can do whatever they want
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:33:42 PM
No.545871758
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>>545871894
I want to give up
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:34:02 PM
No.545871779
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>>545871512
do you build the suzuka like blockushin? I'm assuming you want to spemaxx and have her die ASAP so you can proc angling as well
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:34:12 PM
No.545871796
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:34:13 PM
No.545871797
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>>545874437
>>545871618
Taishin is cuter btw
>>545871239
Honestly getting a bit tired of this. I've stuck with Mambo despite being a top earner for long enough I didn't want to leave, but putting "dont flatline" in the description then not even kicking some literal 30m shitter who didn't run a single career for 5 days is just beyond the pale. Not to mention danchou himself appears to have switched to doing only 0-2 runs a day, it's only a matter of time till he quits and the club completely fucking dies. Probably going to have to leave at the end of the month. I don't even care about the rewards, I just wish he would have even pretended to care about the club.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:34:52 PM
No.545871847
[Report]
Got spooked by Gold City and wanted to use her for this CM, but I kinda want to run Grass again...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:35:19 PM
No.545871871
[Report]
>>545874291
>>545863232
I swear I remember he said that NN Wit is a skip
The Team Trial theme is an actual song?!
https://youtu.be/0xlAFVz7_H8
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:35:34 PM
No.545871892
[Report]
Are there any other Kitasan tier cards that I need to save for or can I finally roll for my oshis?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:35:37 PM
No.545871894
[Report]
>>545872104
>>545871758
TEIO DOESN'T GIVE UP
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:36:15 PM
No.545871942
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>>545871845
>Turboposter is from Mambo
I had a guess you're from Unbricked.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:36:24 PM
No.545871952
[Report]
>>545872148
>>545871368
Look, as long as you actually play and not just suicide run the daillies, everything is cool.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:37:30 PM
No.545872023
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:37:34 PM
No.545872028
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>entire club tanked to sub 1m in fan gain today
please I want to play the game, release the fuckign patch and events
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:37:54 PM
No.545872061
[Report]
Someone post the club chart! I want evauluate my options!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:38:32 PM
No.545872103
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:38:32 PM
No.545872104
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>>545872217
>>545871894
NO I GIVE UP FUCK IT ALL
>>545871845
Mambo doesn't have leeches or flatliners. Mambo has trainers that are busy with their real life. Leave if you don't like it racist POS
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:39:01 PM
No.545872148
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>>545871952
Glad I ended up in the right club then.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:39:19 PM
No.545872173
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>>545872110
danchud this is not funny
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:39:36 PM
No.545872193
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>>545872752
>finally get a somewhat good run
>doesn't matter because maestro event didn't finish
I am going to kill myself
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:39:58 PM
No.545872217
[Report]
>Fails a 5% twice in a row
I'd give up and restart on the spot if it wasn't a borrow run.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:41:19 PM
No.545872331
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>>545872491
>>545870546
>It's ASS
Turns out it was also peak.
Definitely wouldn't have been able to make this one in fucking URA.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:41:37 PM
No.545872345
[Report]
Umaoooo bros we are dropping ranks my basterds.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:41:50 PM
No.545872353
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:42:00 PM
No.545872371
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>>545873480
>>545870993
whatever you do right now doesn't matter because of the balance patch, thus the real shit starts from now 11.
This is what I was talking about how this rushed schedule fucks over F2Ps extremely hard.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:42:01 PM
No.545872374
[Report]
>>545872596
>>545872247
Same happened to me, and then Air Groove jobbed in one of the career goals soon after and I clicked end career with a smile on my face.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:42:06 PM
No.545872378
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:42:28 PM
No.545872409
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>>545872247
maybe stop gambling bwo
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:42:35 PM
No.545872420
[Report]
>>545871516
Digital always carrying.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:43:17 PM
No.545872469
[Report]
>>545871845
Yeah him not kicking that flatliner somewhat soured my opinion about the club. I like everything else about it, but not kicking him after going on about for days fucking blows. I wish he would kick him now , despite him playing again. It would only be right and mambo danchou would be based again.
why is Aoharu bad for parent farming?
what's stopping me from running optional G1s?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:43:38 PM
No.545872491
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>>545872331
>uncapped speed
GLUE
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:44:28 PM
No.545872550
[Report]
Is it worth it bwos? I have 75k in the bank and both of them at 0LB. From the stats it seems like LB2 doesn't give much of an improvement but idk.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:44:46 PM
No.545872570
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:45:06 PM
No.545872592
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>>545872247
I failed 2 2% yesterday (those 2% were from don't overdo it, it was a brick anyway, but still disappointing)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:45:09 PM
No.545872596
[Report]
>>545873242
>>545872374
Aside from the first and maybe the second race I'd always go front runner on Air Groove.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:45:09 PM
No.545872597
[Report]
>>545872889
>>545872472
you will die in the G1s because your stats suck and also lose your unity cups
there's a chance you might die in ura finals too when cocon and her nigger friend jumps you
And also URA spark is just better
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:45:51 PM
No.545872651
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:46:09 PM
No.545872667
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>>545872840
>>545872560
If you can get Bakushin to 3lb it's massive for the TE
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:46:13 PM
No.545872670
[Report]
>>545872472
it takes longer
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:46:55 PM
No.545872708
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>>545872472
Other than the URA spark being objectively stronger, it's not. Just pick the 2nd option every unity race like eitgod said and its quite comfy and you will even tow a stronger statline than you did in URA to easily clear races.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:47:07 PM
No.545872725
[Report]
>>545871886
me when i realize the gacha menu bgm is girls' legend U
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:47:13 PM
No.545872734
[Report]
the stamina riko gives is kind of insane but 900 is a bit too much for TT dirt. I'll probably borrow a NN instead and see if it works
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:47:26 PM
No.545872752
[Report]
ALRIGHT IM NEVER FUCKING PICKING THE TOP OPTION IN THE PRE DATE RIKO EVENT FUCK THIS RETARDED GAME YOU WIN CYGAMES I LOST THAT DICE ROLL 5 TIMES IN A ROLL NOW YOU FUCKING WIN I WILL TAKE THE SAFE MIDDLE OPTION
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:47:45 PM
No.545872775
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>>545872472
it's much better
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:48:26 PM
No.545872823
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:48:26 PM
No.545872824
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>>545872560
They both get a huge boost at 3lb+ because starting friendship and TE matter a lot. They're godly stat sticks but have literally zero good hints or skills.
>>545867038
>the Japan Cup is the only race that you can ever win trust me
was he just a weeb?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:48:45 PM
No.545872840
[Report]
>>545872667
yeah but it's a pretty low chance I pull 2 copies in a spark and I don't feel like using the ticket is worth it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:49:20 PM
No.545872884
[Report]
>>545873143
>>545872560
Are you good on umas?
Are you going to go for the meta chasing faggot cards like uhh speed maruzensky?
Are you a paypig, a f2p hoarder + luckGOD?
Got Fine Motion? Smart Falcon for front parents? Turbo for EARLY EVENT CHAIN ENDED?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:49:21 PM
No.545872887
[Report]
>>545872825
Regardless, he was right.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:49:22 PM
No.545872889
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>>545872597
>you will die in the G1s because your stats suck
The stat floor is much higher in Aoharu, what the fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:50:09 PM
No.545872940
[Report]
>>545873028
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:50:11 PM
No.545872941
[Report]
>>545873019
>>545870993
wtf are you talking about
there is no way OH MY FUCK
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:50:45 PM
No.545872986
[Report]
>>545873140
>>545872763
why would you 50/50 a run ruining choice?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:51:14 PM
No.545873019
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>>545872941
>>545870993
so we're all being casual next CM right
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:51:24 PM
No.545873028
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:51:26 PM
No.545873032
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>>545873239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKl4XADM-gM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RARABAI ANATA TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MATA ICHIKARA HAJIMEMASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:51:46 PM
No.545873049
[Report]
sex with ningen
Why are Riko's trainees a straight up Aryan and a nigger?
>april senior
>already 900 speed
is it worth it to keep popping bubbles on speed or do you move to other stats like power or stamina?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:52:08 PM
No.545873067
[Report]
>>545873135
why do these bubbles and explosions consume so much more energy reeeeee
Mambodancho the faltliner is flatlining again
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:52:34 PM
No.545873097
[Report]
pige game
pige life
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:52:55 PM
No.545873120
[Report]
>>545873051
Chocolate and vanilla is a great combination
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:53:08 PM
No.545873132
[Report]
>>545873051
But she's not training Flash?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:53:08 PM
No.545873135
[Report]
>>545873326
>>545873067
bro your mlb ssr riko?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:53:10 PM
No.545873140
[Report]
>>545872986
Never tell me the odds
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:53:15 PM
No.545873143
[Report]
>>545872884
yea
I HATE frontrunners and will probably go for tachyon next year
I'm hoooooooooooooarding
i was planning to use my uncaps to upgrade my lb0 creek no fm
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:53:15 PM
No.545873145
[Report]
>>545874812
>>545873051
She sees no color, take notes, my umaBIGOTS
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:53:20 PM
No.545873151
[Report]
>>545873056
You have a fucking double rainbow what else can you do, skip it then wonder why the fuck you're 1 point short of SS speed?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:53:20 PM
No.545873152
[Report]
>>545874716
>>545872763
If you failed 5 times in a row you're overdue a success. Wait for a success and then swap to the middle safe option
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:53:37 PM
No.545873169
[Report]
>>545873051
White pussy, brown pussy, with Riko's pink pussy they make some good napolitan ice cream.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:54:04 PM
No.545873210
[Report]
>>545873056
Why would you even skip on speed. I only stop at it when I reach 1100
>>545872763
Wait, the top option can fail? I always choose that one for the ramp up hints.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:54:25 PM
No.545873234
[Report]
The URA spark is too good to pass
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:54:27 PM
No.545873239
[Report]
>>545873032
How does this relate to piggies though?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:54:31 PM
No.545873242
[Report]
>>545872596
I need to improve her for TTs so I'll try that next time
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:55:13 PM
No.545873287
[Report]
>>545873327
salvageable?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:55:40 PM
No.545873326
[Report]
>>545873135
shes on the other stat jerking herself off
while im getting exhausted popping spirit explosions
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:55:40 PM
No.545873327
[Report]
>>545873483
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:55:41 PM
No.545873330
[Report]
>>545873075
>is real
Mambo danchou pls just kick him. I am starting to think about joining another club too...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:55:44 PM
No.545873336
[Report]
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:55:47 PM
No.545873338
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>>545873075
He's awake, but won't do anything. He'd rather the club fucking die than lift a single finger. Honestly with this guy in particular I wouldn't be surprised if they know each other outside of Umamusume.
>Let's have fun!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:55:50 PM
No.545873343
[Report]
>>545873576
>>545872472
Been doing it for 2 days now. It's alright. Inconsistent early to early-mid game though, because of heavy reliance on Unity training and because Ryan's options for styles are "get blocked hard" or "get blocked less by a miniscule amount and also lose your unique." This was a Ryan that ran all the Mile, Medium, and Long G1 races. You get more skill points overall.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:56:55 PM
No.545873427
[Report]
>can't farm Groundwork until Falcon card buff
I will just goof around in Aoharu then
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:56:58 PM
No.545873432
[Report]
>>545873075
It took a new scenario to get him to play the game and that still wasn't enough
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:57:09 PM
No.545873456
[Report]
>>545873229
Yeah I was on a dozen run streak and then after a half a dozen maverick hints I stopped being greedy.
hints and some stats are not worth nuking a 1 of 3 borrow runs.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:57:10 PM
No.545873457
[Report]
>>545873229
you are missing out on the sick maverick hint+5
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:57:13 PM
No.545873464
[Report]
>>545872371
>>545871287
What's stopping us from making ace before the 11th? We already know which skills are getting buffed.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:57:30 PM
No.545873483
[Report]
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:57:37 PM
No.545873501
[Report]
Am i the only one who got raped by his own uma?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:57:42 PM
No.545873504
[Report]
Are there any casual clubs open that kick flatliners for real?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:57:49 PM
No.545873512
[Report]
>>545873627
why is the mambo danchou so retarded? literally everyone in the thread is telling him to kick the flatliner and he still doesn't do it kek
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:58:29 PM
No.545873549
[Report]
>>545874258
I can't wait for end of month to see how Mambo implodes. Thanks for the early Christmas gift Mambo danchou. Incompetent fucking nigger.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:58:46 PM
No.545873567
[Report]
>Doing only mandatory run on King Halo
>Got kick into medium URA finale
>Raped Little by B medium
Fuck man
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:58:54 PM
No.545873576
[Report]
>>545873343
>Inconsistent early to early-mid game though
That's how it was for certain runners in URA too. Fantasy Pasa had the exact same issue and honestly she feels just slightly better in Unity with a shitty parent deck. Still brock city or run without ult though because her ult requires late.
do you think its worth it to drop my MLB SSR riko for MLB SSR biko and use my own MLB R riko (lol)?
my 3rd speed option is terrible (MLB ksb + sweep but fuckall for the 3rd)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:59:29 PM
No.545873627
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>>545873512
The two lowest in the club are probably his friends. It's been a staple and only being noticed because of how hard of a flatline the other one is doing
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:59:31 PM
No.545873630
[Report]
Grass Wonder keeps tempting me
Help
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:59:33 PM
No.545873634
[Report]
>They are running gay ops against Mambo
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:59:38 PM
No.545873640
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>>545874139
>>545873480
can't get big nigger on suzuka yet
>>545868421
>>545868454
>>545868778
does she actually? the skill isn't on her card. is it just guaranteed from popping the bubble with her in aoharu?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:00:12 PM
No.545873673
[Report]
boywife home cooking..
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:00:39 PM
No.545873698
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>>545873596
to clarify, i meant borrowing
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:00:40 PM
No.545873702
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>>545874575
>>545873648
After the update in 2 days
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:00:42 PM
No.545873707
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>>545874575
>>545873648
Balance patch on the 11th
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:01:34 PM
No.545873774
[Report]
>>545874139
>>545873480
Big Nig Suzuka not available yet, some of the cards that offer skill hints like Groundwork guaranteed aren't updated until the 11th and a lot of people don't want to wast their borrow runs on the chance at getting Groundwork from parents.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:01:49 PM
No.545873793
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>>545874575
>>545873648
on the 11th her second event chain gives it 100% of the time,
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:02:12 PM
No.545873825
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:02:28 PM
No.545873843
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>>545871472
is it bricking if i chose to use the lb shard on fine mo along with the ssr selector?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:02:31 PM
No.545873847
[Report]
>>545874139
>>545873480
>Try to make frontrunner parent
>Groundwork farming hell
>Try to make ace
>Everyone is missing out on their "complete A B C races then get +30 to all stats and skill hints"
>Also will get comboed by night owl into slacker with a tinge of tissues, zero counter and no way to recover unless whale
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:02:43 PM
No.545873867
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>>545868275
what the fuck man
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:04:06 PM
No.545873954
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idk about wit and all that but i made this urara for team trials and i think she's cute :)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:04:42 PM
No.545873995
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>>545874302
>>545873885
>No <NEW!>
Anon...?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:05:03 PM
No.545874023
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>>545874336
>borrow Fine for pace
>borrow Natie for late
>borrow Shakur for end
What wit card does front borrow? I guess none starting next event anyway, maybe Fine for stat stick
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:05:07 PM
No.545874027
[Report]
i am starting to believe, now i need more consistency...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:05:20 PM
No.545874043
[Report]
>Suzuka has a secret event that gives early lead
>I grinded dozens, maybe hundreds of Suzuka for CM3/4 grand/parent
>event has been there all the time and I never did it
>all those lost early lead sparks gone with the wind
oops
got over your CM lost yet?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:05:35 PM
No.545874061
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:05:41 PM
No.545874070
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>decide to make a new parent Ryan with Umastan for once Dober comes out
>Fucking Kikuka Sho
>Every time I get there I don't have enough stamina
>Can't use my normal parents for her because Aoharu gives hints based off of whatever you have A in and my parents all have 2* of pace in there somewhere to bump what I want them for to A
Last time I tried to make a horse in Aoharu that had A in an extra I ended up with a Tachyon with nothing but late surger hints and was worthless.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:06:43 PM
No.545874139
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>>545874618
>>545873640
>>545873774
>>545873847
Ah alright, for Suzuka yes. I already made my late and will be doing end ace later. Suzuka will have to wait next maint.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:07:10 PM
No.545874175
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>>545873596
witGAWD said 2 speed cards is enough just BELIEVE IN YOURSELF BLO
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:07:22 PM
No.545874187
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>>545874060
yeah, it was rough when I lost taurus but I think I've mentally gotten myself to a better place since then
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:07:49 PM
No.545874220
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>>545873885
they really didn't have to make the art for that card so goddamn hideous
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:08:18 PM
No.545874258
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>>545874752
>>545873549
This is probably a shitpost but you're not wrong. There has been a noticeable decline of their rank after the flatliner was pointed out.
I just coomed to my oshi.... I'm ashamed of myself
>friend someone for his MLB sweep SSR a few weeks ago
>looking for a parent for CM5 on doxxgenesis today
>find one with everything I need; early lead, uma stan, groundwork, the works
>but my friend list is full
>click on random trainer in friend list to unfollow
>it's the MLB sweep SSR that I don't need anymore
>double-check his parent to make sure it isn't anything good
>wait
>this parent also has everything I need; early lead, uma stan, groundwork, the works
>wait
>it's the fucking parent I was about to add from doxxgenesis
What the fuck just happened
What the fuck are the odds of this
What the fuck just happened
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:08:55 PM
No.545874291
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>>545871556
>>545871871
>>545869227
I'm not sure yet if he is gaslighting on purpose, or if he simply has no idea how to play without whale deck MLB kitasan+creek+finemo since launch and still paypigging for more cards and meta umas as they come, so he can't relate to /our/ decks at all
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:09:04 PM
No.545874302
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>>545873995
i misunderstood the guide and stopped rerolling when i got airshakur
>combine the 2 MOST POWERFUL SPEED CARDS 10 YEARS OF LONGEVITY INSTANT BRICK IF NOT IN YOUR ACCOUNT JUST START OVER BRO
>SR stam
????????
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:09:24 PM
No.545874318
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>>545876669
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:09:42 PM
No.545874336
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>>545874023
>Does not have wit shakur
bizarre post
>>545874270
>Can't recognize someone he already followed
ancient man post
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:09:46 PM
No.545874340
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>>545874060
Leo is my first plat so I dunno what you're talking about, I'm ecstatic
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:10:03 PM
No.545874354
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>>545874667
>>545874270
SweepGODs are just that desirable as friends and have strong uma.
>>545874060
So what do we do with this information?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:10:53 PM
No.545874426
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but how am I supposed to run 3SPD2WIT RIKO if I need Creek/Laisu for Maestro?????
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:10:55 PM
No.545874429
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>>545874313
god i wish i was kitasan
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:11:00 PM
No.545874437
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>>545871797
In the UK and probably EU, you can get free eye tests if you're unemployed. Might be worth looking into
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:11:49 PM
No.545874503
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>>545874060
Not yet
It was my first silver, so I need a second
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:11:52 PM
No.545874506
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>>545874383
same as any other cm around here, I'm sure /uma/ is beating the 1/3rd flat odds of cm winners but these polls also tend to attract people willing to vote in silly polls to tell the world that they won, over losers being honest with their performance.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:12:24 PM
No.545874547
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>>545874508
>778 / 296 / 5
Why are you like this?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:12:47 PM
No.545874575
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:13:01 PM
No.545874587
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>>545874508
you're gonna get the jannies mad again bwo
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:13:14 PM
No.545874605
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>>545874383
That /uma/ is filled with a bunch of lairs
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:13:24 PM
No.545874618
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>>545874139
idk about you bro but I can only repeat myself: I think this whole shit sucks, and I REALLY don't want to learn aoharu, farm daily like a madman for virgo, like at all for 3 days. All of that just to be in group A again, raped by an S.Maru whale like today. Na-na, we ain't gonna play that game again.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:13:41 PM
No.545874639
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>>545874508
stupid faggot
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:13:58 PM
No.545874667
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>>545874354
>sweepGOD farmed this parent in september
literally nostradamus
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:14:30 PM
No.545874710
[Report]
Shakurbros, it's our time to shine
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:14:33 PM
No.545874716
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>>545873152
This one image has done irreparable damage to my perception of Oguri.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:15:12 PM
No.545874752
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>>545874856
>>545874258
Nah we tanked from 500 ( a tad to high for the club to be fair) down to around 700. Where we are at now once again. There was an uptick with the new scenario, but that didnt last long. The A rank really is just thanks to the 5 or so fan runners in the club. Without them it would be a B club I think, which is fine too. Really there is only one flatliner and maybe 2 other that dont play a lot daily. That being said, it really sticks out. It's not all doom and gloom, but quite noticable since someone put a spotlight on it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:15:47 PM
No.545874796
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>>545874313
god i wish i was sweep
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:15:50 PM
No.545874801
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>>545874260
Stop tempting me with AI creations. I won't... fall for it... uhhh I'll be back in like 20 minutes for no reason
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:15:58 PM
No.545874812
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>>545873145
Ah, so that's why she always loses to me
There is a part time job to be a ranch hand for a few hours a week and I can tend to several horses.
I think I might take it, just for fun
Do inherits matter anymore? I feel like unity just shits out stats so long as you go with the flow and get lucky. What the fuck was the point of farming 9* blue parents when the newer event just statdump powercreeps itself.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:16:38 PM
No.545874856
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>>545874947
>>545874752
>Really there is only one flatliner
"It's only one, so it's fine if I don't kick him" what the fuck is wrong with you.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:16:43 PM
No.545874861
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>>545874508
Thanks for baking early King. Ignore the seething wanna be janny trannies.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:17:25 PM
No.545874908
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>>545874839
9* blue parents were only relevant prior to kitasan, white/pink sparks have been king since CM1
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:17:31 PM
No.545874913
[Report]
samefag
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:18:00 PM
No.545874947
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>>545875074
>>545874856
Dont get me wrong, he should be kicked on the spot. What I meant is this CASUAL club is not filled with dead members. I dont know why this got so much traction
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:19:21 PM
No.545875049
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>>545876557
>>545874832
I would take it. Beats doing shitass career that's for sure.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:19:28 PM
No.545875060
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>>545874832
HOLY SHIT MY NEET DAYS ARE OVER
you should take it, I kinda wanna look for something similar now lol
>>545874947
it's one autist that kept pointing it out, then it started to bother a couple other members in the club, then the danchou decided to do nothing, and now it bothers everyone even those outside the club
all could have been avoided if danchou had just kicked him
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:21:01 PM
No.545875153
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>>545874839
Parents are for F2P to be able to compete with whales. Also, Stam parents for Long but otherwise it's just for white sparks.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:21:02 PM
No.545875156
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>>545875074
Mhm well it bothers me too now and I am in it. I guess that one autist was based and real for that.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:21:45 PM
No.545875206
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>>545875297
>>545875074
Even worse seeing how danchode talked up how he would kick the flatliners at the end of the month for like the last two weeks of the last month... then did nothing when his discord buddy or whatever did literally zero careers for a week.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:22:48 PM
No.545875297
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>>545875206
damn he really is retarded
kind of unfortunate, feel bad for everyone else in the club
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:23:03 PM
No.545875318
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>>545874832
You should do it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:24:00 PM
No.545875380
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>>545874832
>/uma/ bwos are becoming ranchers
One of you guys have to buy a racehorse or become a jockey and represent /uma/ at a graded Japanese race. Doesn't matter which one, so long as it happens.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:25:06 PM
No.545875467
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>>545875606
Okay but for realsies, can someone post the club banner list. I am sick of mambo and need alternatives for next month or sooner
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:25:20 PM
No.545875481
[Report]
chiyono o says "don't fuck real horses you fucking freak"
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:25:33 PM
No.545875498
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>>545875616
>>545874832
You're not gonna fuck them right anon?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:25:45 PM
No.545875516
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>>545875578
>>545874839
We are entering the 9* Power era
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:26:33 PM
No.545875578
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:26:54 PM
No.545875606
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>>545875828
>>545875467
/uma/ niki has two available spots and our danchou actually kicks flatliners when we tell him about it. It's why we have 2 available spots, since it was just recently.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:27:00 PM
No.545875616
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>>545875498
Bro, the "country x makes do" meme isn't just a meme
Poke will stick their dick in anything
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:28:57 PM
No.545875761
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>>545873051
she's playing both sides
>>545875606
This one? Looks awfully flat to me
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:30:44 PM
No.545875898
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>>545875828
Give them about a week, if they continue to flatline dancho will kick them. He just established the new rule. Also no one is doing careers as much because they're waiting for the update.
>>545874832
Horses fucking stink, fart, and shit a lot. If you're fine with it, go for it.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:31:40 PM
No.545875962
[Report]
cope everyday until you like it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:31:42 PM
No.545875967
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>>545875925
I'll pass for now..
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:32:14 PM
No.545876002
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>>545875925
>dancho will kick them. He just established the new rule.
Yeah, cuz that worked out for M*mbo...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:32:52 PM
No.545876060
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>>545875932
hey they have their needs okay, just like us
>>545875932
And thats based
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:35:13 PM
No.545876258
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>>545876131
>ywn be as comfy as them all bundled together
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:35:26 PM
No.545876275
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>>545876131
This is what happens when you rest during a Unity run.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:39:04 PM
No.545876557
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>>545875049
>danchou I couldn’t do my daily quota because I was tending to some horses irl
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:40:23 PM
No.545876669
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>>545874318
/trash/, just search taishin on desuarchive
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:46:20 PM
No.545877114
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>>545876131
DUDE THOSE SUBMACHINE GUN LIKE FARTS I FUCKING CAN'T LMAO, call me a kid but it's too funny
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:06:05 PM
No.545878626
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>>545872560
imo as nice as stat sticks are, skills are how you win cm if thats what you care about
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:07:24 PM
No.545878742
[Report]
>parent run
>guts has 5 chevrons
>there's one uma with a skill hint on pow that I need
>click for unity which I didn't really need for the run
NOOOO MY BRAIN DOESN'T WANT TO DO THE NEEDFUL
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:48:30 PM
No.545887221
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>>545862860
You should be saving. Speed El is just around the corner and needs MLB.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:50:00 PM
No.545887348
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:53:57 PM
No.545887718
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>>545863224
>no rice
>no riko
>no wit
Oh no no no, not like this /uma/chuds...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:11:10 PM
No.545889275
[Report]
>>545864656
Sure. I went from 25% cm winrate on my best runner to over 50% on a scuffed aoharu late surger.