Thread 545967524

snail

>news and events
new skill "Snailing" launch november 19 relevant blog post with skills and stuff: https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/prepare-for-sailing---launching-november-19th?oldschool=1

>im new what should i do
play the game

>this is the worst general/op/game ever
okay

previous: >>545783580

lets all posting together!

hurrah!

nice thread

any type bs wanna talk on discord? haha

sure dsn?

need her licking up my snail trail

anyone wanna play arc raiders?

no im playing sand land

eel girl are you here i have a question about the thread topic

go ahead and ask

>cotton is coming with sailing
you know what that means

okay my question is will you be partaking in snailing on the maxed bondie or baby iron

>>545968182
are you fletching or alching or being a lazy bones while watching anime

96 magic and 90 fletch i dont really feel like doing anything except clicking a big rock and watching videos x:

what videos do you like to watch

>>545968798
u r lazy bones

i updated my royal titans max comfy setup and here's what i have, this is the most enjoyable midgame setup that ive been able to assemble so far
from the last time, i changed prims -> aranea
and dual macuahuitls -> noxious halberd
im bringing natures now so i can alch the rune drops and stay longer. the amount of prayer pots and food i bring is pretty flexible but generally way more prayer than food, you take very little damage if you and your duo are doing the mechanics right
if anyone has any ideas to improve further im down to hear them

>>545970648
>Inferno cape
>Struggling with titans

>>545970782
struggling?

>>545968867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RNE0MAmllE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGEEVINW32s

>>545970648
>midgame setup
are we for real calling faceguard, infernal cape and noxious halberd, midgame items?

>>545972216
yes?

can i get a qrd on this randy fellow

who do you all have to yusho this basho?

>>545968591
probably the iron

wtf is this new announcement? irons CHOOSE to play a limited mode why the fuck are they getting sailing access 2 days earlier than normal accounts?

>>545973013
thats a fortnite character

>>545973156
what are you talking about

a fornite + osrs collab would usher in the real golden age.

whitest smartest chillest sanest poster in the thread also he posted a vocaroo of his kids to prove all of that because shenk asked nicely >>545972613

>>545973590
nice edited pic irontranny

>>545973590
oi fack u mate

how will dmm worlds have sailing?

>>545972216
Faceguard is.

>>545970648
Nice boots, loser.

>>545974581
thanks bro
noxious halberd is definitely a midgame item
and if bowfa and crystal armor are midgame then so is infernal cape

>>545975001
Um akshually, inferno is early game. Like, all you need is a crossbow and some broad bolts.

no better way to destroy this game than adding a new unnecessary skill

>>545975071
k

nothing pisses helmets off more than when they see a main planting herbs

rune scimmy is midgame for me

wouldnt mind a bit of tuna in my potato rn if you catch my drift

>>545970648
you could try doing one kill trips
the giantsoul ammy takes you right to the titans so it only takes a second to heal up at nardah/poh
you don't even really need mage gear if you ignore the minions, you can tank them and still get through the fight without healing or sipping

Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ all color inclusive official /osg/ cc!
Chuds not welcome!

Man wtf i wish i had the venator bow before 99 slayer. This shit is so nice

>>545975837
my duo wouldnt appreciate that

I have "Proud Ironman" tattooed on my left forearm and "proud White Man" on my right forearm.

First doom run of today, completed delve 9.
:3

>>545975969
I plan to grind for one myself once I get an eye of ayak.

>>545976367
I bet you're not even a white helm.

I still have an ironman account while griddy is on

>playing osrs got me wanting to grind DoH in ffxiv
>check xivg
>some faggot uploads a webm of them jerking their micro peen to lalafells
Guess im here to stay

nothing pisses helmets off more than seeing a main make their own potions

ah so were not the worst

>>545977436
aren't the ff mmos just gatcha shit

>>545977654
Your alchemist goggles and alchemist amulet looks weird, are you using the fashionscape plugin?

>>545977436
this general is just as bad, just in a different way

>>545977783
havent touched mixology since before sote l0l

i glogged mixology if anyone cares

>>545978549
I don't believe that, post a photography as evidence

need a yama carry

>~60 hours of Hallowed Sepulchre
>all shop items obtained + black graceful
>nearly 99
>leaving with just 15 out of the 16 clogs (no glog) purely because I failed the grand coffin RNG check
This isn't fair, I deserve green text..

>>545975892
I joined once, but everyone was just talking about drugs, feces (many times), and rape. Also some troon whose whole gimmick was apparently talking about how much he loves another CC member (like 100 times an hour).
Somehow the thread CCs are worse than these trashfire threads.

Wish there was a good place to discuss Runegame

Have you considered discussing runegame in /osg/? Here is the current thread:
>>545967524 (OP)

>>545979260
I just said the thread is shit though
80% of /osg/ is vagueposting, schizoposting, and semi-ironic erp-posting, don't be dishonest

the other 20% is you fucking complaining

>>545979458
i am here talking about the game right now bud
and i usually do, like probably 90% of my posts are about the game and i probably post more actual screenshots than like anyone that regularly comes here. yes that is a threat

Well then what is it that you would like to discuss about runegame?

>>545978805
yeah heres how that will go. ill say ok meet me there and then you will go ew nvm or you will say ok and then ghost or you will say oh i have anxiety etc. etc.

>>545979550
Well I appreciate you anon, genuinely
Most /osg/ threads you can just scroll through, and nearly entirely see irreverent nonsense and non-sequiturs

ever just click follow on random people and see where they take you? shits based try it some time

>>545979720
how many brews for zalcano how many bwans for corp how do i make money with these stats im 1700 total should i sell my fang for a rapier for slayer should i do konar or nieve or duradel slayer what goals can i work towards now here are my stats is varlamore fun is colosseum hard how can i learn inferno how do i do 3t4g when is sailing coming out when is the next leagues whats the clan chat called now is wintertodt worth doing still on a fresh ironman should i do all the quests on f2p before buying members do they ever do sales on membership how can i upkeep bonds on an account here are my stats are herb runs worth doing which herb should i be planting what about snape grass is that worth it is jusiticiar and bulwark worth it for inferno and colosseum how much do megascales cost i want a tbow on my fresh ironman is it worth doing a bowfa skip with moons gear

can't believe shaminsm lost to this by 0.2%

>>545979868
8-12 depends on your group size herb runs no duradel i cant see your stats yes yes watch aatykons and xzists guides i dont know nov 19 next year osg/4clan yes yes if you are brand new to the game during leagues usually they have a deal long story short its hard just go get a mcjob yes ranarr no no tens of mils usually no

>>545979846
wtf thats weird

i didnt ask

What does this icon mean

>>545980286
multicombat

what is this bullshit

I followed a guy and he took me to dark wizards so I lost my hcim thanks for the advice bro

>>545980464
based

>>545980286
haha

retarded wowfag
https://www.twitch.tv/guzu/clip/FlaccidTentativeStinkbugBIRB-p_hgsQl-V8IXu-TC

>>545981336
tbf that boss was awful and I had a guide for it

why does no help make economy videos as a dirty helmie

>iron bars been on the ge for 1 under msrp for 19 hours
>none sold
>put logs on ge for msrp
>they sell instantly

damn that's crazy

cry more bish

the economy is in shambles

take those coins invest in silver bars and you can buy all the iron bars you could ever need in 5 years time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtTQhwjcZIs
OMG

a new endgame boss suprise would be cool but nujagex would never

>sailing
more like failing

>>545982859
damn i just realized why you have been saying this. wtf

>>545983740
Why is that?

>to continue leveling firemaking/woodcutting i either have to buy membership or get 32 quest points and kill a level 85 dragon
Grim

>>545983975
think about it

>>545984150
like with all good drug dealers the first hit is free

>>545984319
If they think im paying $14 a month for a browser game i played on my friends computer when i was 6 theyre high on their own supply

$14 a month is not a lot of money

$14 is a lot of tortas bitch

>>545984181
unsure how silver is used in sailing or future updoots

>>545984901
:^)

pirates dont like silver they like gold maybe they are like werewolves and the silver harms them

why hast jagex added rapemeat to this game yet

my mom works at jagex and she's gonna ban you

a game as old as osrs shouldn't cost more than $60
$14/mo for a game that takes more than 4 months to complete is too much money

fortnite is free

my mom works on the street and shes gonna suck your dick until you hit 99 on smithing

i dont like the idea of opening our ports and cities to foreigners with sailing

Give me your best OSRS memes
The kinda shit you'd put on a t-shirt

>>545986612
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

>>545986612
uhhh 92 is half of 99

>>545986612
>LGBTQ people are threat to jagex
- mod north

osg who are your 3 favorite osrs streamers?

>>545986798
guzu savix sardaco

you guys watch streamers ??

>>545986782
he really said that?

>200 cyclopes killed
>not even a bronze defender
Is this shit even worth grinding for?

>>545987251
Dont worry the rest of the defenders will go fast probably

>>545986612
>>545987251
Did you talk to Oziach first?

>>545987251
babbys first grind

>>545970648
>I updated my setup
>it's just the one from the wiki
lol

really upset with my runey game atm, dont know if im allowed to talk about it though....

ok

>>545986663
>>545986735
>>545986782
>>545987591
i need more designs to sell on redbubble, "PKer BAM" (bam with a pk skull and ancient staff) is one of my best sellers currently ( i stole it from here( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it's made me over $6 this year alone.

can u guys buy my shit ?
>inb4 banned for soliciting

>>545986851
those are wow streamers

>>545989550
kys

if you read this you are gay lmao

is wearing a strung rabbit foot for forestry a significant increase to ehc

>>545990445
and

>>545989550
Damn, that's almost enough for like half a bond.
I wish I could make that kind of money and escape F2P.

>schizo is a common pet
My ass the stupid totems drop too seldomly

scotizhoe bounced on it varlmore style

carlmore

oppai karuulm style

For some reason my maid's skin keeps revealing itself.
It feels like I hired some stripper whore instead of a professional, how do I correct her behavior?

who up petting they owl

none of u have an owl its embarrasing that you keep saying u do and frankly offensive to the real owl owners of the world

why is firemaking and thieving a requirement for desert treasure 2, like wtf why

>>545993891
did you read the quest dialogue

>>545993891
>>545993998
but anyways
>thieving
the muspah ice area chests
>firemaking
the whisperer torch

use spoiler tags please

a better question is why defence is a requirement for non-combat quest kings ransom
no being a lawyer is a retarded answer that is not worth the joke

lighten up bud it's a game

>>545994284
Defence is a requirement for that quest because you are a Defence Attorney.

>b-buh it shouldn't be like that because I said so
Shut up

>>545994284
erm you must be fun at parties lol

>>545993396
my maid keeps on doing this what should i do

>>545995297
why are you asking me, I was asking for advice on how to correct MY slutty maid
Why would I be able to help with yours

>>545995297
Merii please respond to my friend request...

How does /osg/ feel about Rag and Bone Man's bonesack becoming a useable item to store bones?

i dont really care

need her raggin on my bone man

WOW did he really just say THAT????!

I'm about to start botting this shit minigame, I hate it here.

ok just dont do it then

0 ehc day

um did you just assume my sexuality???

What the fuck happened to this game? I come back after several years and I'm greeted with this awful shit...

ok so im new
i dont know anything about this game but i wanted to play a grindy turn brain off mmo
what do i do?

>>546008752
woah wtf did he actually say that

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/beqiCkVwNp8
:o

>>546009152
>wanted to play a grindy turn brain off mmo
Play ironman mode (non-hardcore).

>>546009842
it says that ironman mode players cant trade with others
isnt that against the spirit of an mmo?

>>546010510
>spirit of an mmo
Yes and no.
In OSRS, the main benefit of other players would be item trades and helping out against boss/enemies.
Otherwise, most of the content will be done solo (with other players happening to be there doing their own thing).

https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/deadman-annihilation-overview--rewards-blog?oldschool=true
DMM Jan 30th

man what the fuck
dragon arrows p++ makes so much more of a difference at doom over rune arrows its not even funny

im scared of pvp so i will not be participating

>>546011595
ok
thanks :3

>bowfa cosmetics
yeah this is a big nope from me i refuse to do cg

>"Points and experience are based on the amount of essence crafted - not the tier of the altar. Unless the current active altars are Air/Mind, it's not efficient to wait for desired altars to become active, especially if waiting results in missing a portal spawn."

if rune tier doesnt matter for xp or points then why does the wiki single out the air/mind combo as the one worth skipping?

osg will boycott sailing, right?

>>546014081
im going to boycott you

Why does Jagex hate skill expression?

i voted no to everything

BA defender role looks like misery

lool

whats funny i dont get it

>>546009152
Get a 2nd monitor for TV or a 2nd video game and play! Better yet use half your monitor for osrs, half for TV, and the 2nd monitor for a 2nd video game

i actually want this house theme, looks awesome
>>546015993
quest lamps are cool, i like it

sailing won
osg in shambles

i would call mod north a punk ass bitch but then they would bandeded my account so

>>546016814
and thats why your account is not blessed with 1/628591032957 luck like mine

I'm marginally interested in the PoH theme and bowfa recolor, but I couldn't care less about pvp now that it's moved beyond msb and DDS speccing.

>>546016923
>I just wanna get stoned and press dds button for dopameme

and actually no i dont think they would ban you if you typed that in there. i think they would take pity on you

call him a punk guy like in the video game sleeping dogs starring emma stone

>>546017212
yes

If Rosewood planks cost 7500gp to make
And Vouchers currently go for 4300gp
Doesn't that mean that investing in vouchers right now is just free money once people get to 90+ sailing?
Am I missing something or am I a huge retard?

yes and yes

rosebud planks?
truly we are the citizen kane of mmos

please elaborate, I know vouchers will never reach 7500 but there should be at least 1kgp profit

wow sounds like free money go ahead and buy them

its up

>>546020268
do yourself next

Abe aka Celi aka HC Seia

humidify is a terrible ability to use why does it just lock you in animation for an hour no other magic skill does this

Sailing prep just dropped.

>>546020714
why is she obsessed with asmongold

i believe its called mental illness

personally im not prepping for sailing like a loser im just going to have fun and explore

me too, but mostly because I'm busy with other skills first. I think I'll do some forestry with the boys before sailing anyways just to make some progress and chill with the homies

why are people acting like were going to need tens of thousands of planks nails and bars for sailing

because we will

Since mahogany is lvl41 and new trees take over at 53, you barely need even 1k of all previous planks combined. I'm not sure why there's such an obsession with supplies besides vouchers for the new ones.

My market theory: massive rugpull incoming. A lot of people dumping pvm gear because there isnt a new boss or high level monster to farm with sailing, so the oilers are selling const supplies they stocked up and buying pvm gear to resell when they bump back up in a month. It also means all of these old supplies will crash too after a few days, because people will have so many const supplies rotting and will dump it all. Good opportunity to level construction.

>>546011898
ORNAMENT CRYSTAL ARMOUR WILL MAKE CRYSTAL ARMOUR NO LONGER DEGRADE (CONFIRMED ON DISCORD), AND IT WILL BE POH STORABLE
UIM SISTERS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>546023752
>mandatory month of trying to PK and getting shit on by clans
why..

im going to vote no the ez scape shit needs to fucking stop

>>546023474
proof?

>>546020268
>>546020714
>>>/r/2007scape

>>546020268
>>546020714
This is why I won't join any 4chan guild or post my username. Some nutter randomly becomes obssessed and blasts your stuff in every thread. I have that issue in another general i'm in.

>>546024559
check the wiki bitch im not explaining everything to you

not to toot my own horn but I was top 0.01% last leagues and I agree with that post - I did a pretty good mix of planning out and picking as I went

I never used anybody elses efficiency guides though that is giga cringe holy smokes

edit: ok I have to admit I was a bit speedy in my maths there and I forgot to multiply by 100 to get percent so it is more like 1% oops

but I still stand by what I said

to toot my own horn i was in the top 0.01% of people to finish my d cuppy so i could log out

>>546025029
that guy has been at it for at least 6 years i think that's pretty impressive if you ask me thats longer than it takes to max an iron

I hate that i can tell who wrote that

>>546021063
A failed venture of Abe aka Celi aka HC Seia, wanted to kickstart a streaming career via stream sniping Asmongold, didnt really work and peaked at 5 viewers

>>546025050
it's always been weird to me how much infighting there is about league relic choices when how much you play matters way more than what you choose
people will act like picking one wrong relic or wrong region completely bricks your odds and then you see people with that relic on the front page or top 100 like with fire sale

>>546021579
same
based

>>546020714
Imbecile faggot

>>546025286
wow can i know

Everyone knows that Abe aka Celi aka Im Goomy aka HC Seia aka Sadge Main is the best player on this website in every game but is also a massive pussy, he gets made fun of eating the floor by us 4channers and he immediately runs to reddit to gain sympathy

check out this fuckin beast at the gemstone crab

ok can you go spam another general

t. has panic attacks when he dies in a video game raid

not reading allat

>>546025043
youre a freaking idiot

>wearing what looks cool instead of what's "efficient"
based.

2nd hardest done

me posted up on the left me in the cut

>>546027039
nice which auto prayer plugin are you using bud

>>546027325
omg

ok you could have just not replied if you didnt want to answer

>>546023752
Sorry I made that up, corrupted / non-degradable Crystal armour never

>>546030247
you think that's me?

i dont know or care who is who

you seem bothered

bro stays mad corny

once again this fat greasy narcissistic bitch makes everything about him

why do you talk like that

sailing flopped...

>>546031090
genuinely not possible for you to project any harder

you posted a picture of yourself stupid fat bitch

>>546031695
i posted a blurred image
regardless, go take a shower

if jagex was competent they would of made sailing like eve online

ok but the lulu q indicator bug is real

How does /osg/ feel about the VGL?

idk what a vgl is or does

>>546025612
Most of it is just banter. But god damn, it can't be overstated how good banker's note is and how silly you were for not taking it.

>>546023752
Man, I wish we had a way to store ornament kits, not even the kitted items themselves.
Buying the kit means you've effectively fucked yourself over if you ever want to disassemble your armour to put in your looting bag.

>70/76 Rc
>75/88 smithing
I want to get these out of the way but it's killed all my wanting to play.

um ok

>>546034563
It's a soccer competition between the different generals on /vg/.

>first time blind
>"we're gonna try a tier 1 strat"

>>546039773
corrupted guzu

how do you farm dmm points without pvping? just level skills and do quests?

don't die

>>546039773
How does he know what a t1 strat is if he's blind?

meriipu can you take me under your wing during dmm and protect me and keep me safe

discord troons got jon greegree a 10 d mute. Already posted this in the clan but nobody seems to give a shit, as long as you’re part of the inner troon circle you’re safe

just don't say gamer words bro...

>>546019413
7500 for 1 fucking plank is insane.

7500 coins???? ohhhhhhh my dayyyyyyyyysssssss
- ironman

>>546015184
I voted yes on this.

its crazy how well known it is that there are people in the cc who will report you for using bad words and people still use bad words and then come here and cry when they get muted like holy shit what is actually wrong with you people

St0ck has still not noticed me in game :(
This will be my last week trying, after that, I am done.

>>546040781
hitler i'm safe hehehehehe
u snooze u lose johnboy!

why did they introduce new logs for sailing
just let me make a misoginy boat ffs

>>546041420
what is the point of a post like this?

>>546040602
just a guess

>>546041675
don't blame me

Dead tired of this piss boring grind and my shit RNG man, let me out bro what the fuck

>>546042184
Impossible to vote no to anything because it just gets botted.

lf sailing crew mates

What is the point of not having an infinite bank honestly this is so dumb.

how will jagex react to the immense backlash and disappointment when sailing releases

>>546043783
wont happen, mod north cooked with this one

>>546042184
i effectively counteracted your vote so your efforts at making the game worse were for nothing. how does it feel

2 more weeks until sailing is canceled

sailing chads won

Does anyone know any FCs for wildy rouge's chests? There was one I used to use but I forgot the name of it.

>>546044037
>building ships with the four standard planks
gee, this sucks
>building ships with three new planks, for some reason
holy shit this is awesome game saved we're truly in the golden age

>>546044037
retard stupid bitch doesnt know how polling works in this game even after playing for over a year minimum

>>546042184
good boy

sailing is going to be barren on release theres like 3 islands worth a damn and maybe 2 worthwhile methods to train it

>>546046098
Just like every RuneScape skill

>softlocked out of clues until you get 90 sailing
ok thanks jagex

>>546046168
theres a higher standard now then there was 20 years ago

>>546046454
Yet there's a boss like olm in the game kek

how come jagex never polls adding new clue requirements?

because that would be lame not everything needs to be polled

funny how the things that don't need to be polled are the things that would most definitely get voted down

idleon fucking RAPES this DOGSHIT game

Oh no.
I've avoided Dragon Slayer for so long just to have easier slayer. and also Shield of Arrav because relying on other people sucks
I've actually got to do Heroes quest and train m*ning if I want Barrows gloves... I guess 66 Slayer is as high as I go...

ok guys this is my first fully blind run of the gauntlet, i have no idea what's inside, i've been told it's pretty hard though so we'll try a C-run and go for t2 then lock in on the boss.
lets go!

>>546046280
is there a list somewhere of the new clues?

>>546040715
are you asking me to go owlmode for you

is it weird to go to applebee by yourself

>>546047935
my ranged level is a little low so we're gonna try 5-0 with the staff, completely blind of course

getting 86 magic in 2:28:41

>>546048756
just apple bee yourself

>>546045102
>holy shit this is awesome game saved we're truly in the golden age
true
>>546045549
>raped 0-vote dumbass
rest in peace...................................

its called 5-1 dumbass

Inferno Day 7, (it's harder than i expected)

>>546049343
"i canceled out your vote" is just cope for the fact that i canceled out your vote

>>546049553
open a ticket ill get you sorted out in under 2 hours

>>546049568
actually what i voted for is more likely to win because more people are on my side so again
>raped
>0 votes
>new items in the game
>destroyed

hey jarvo how many teak planks am i gonna need for sailing

495

plugin that lets me see my inventory and spellbook at the same time:

eoc

plugin that lets me bind prayers and items to keys

i think im gonna try peanut butter with my pasta what are your thoughts on this

plugin that makes you know who do you know what backwards style

me?

>>546050595
i would vote for molten core to be added to osrs

why is my smoke detector blinking red is that bad

I vote no to everything but I actually like all the updates. I just don't want to be blamed for any bad update. I'm just an innocent guy that will some times rape #rapist

that means its detected smoke you should evacuate calmly but swiftly

beep

>>546051043
>I just don't want to be blamed for any bad update
literally who cares? companies make mistakes all the time
mistakes like when they decided to do everything by vote so instead of being able to trust their instincts they have to appease a bunch of zillennial nostalgiafags who will purposely vote against things that would 100% make the game better

they really overdid all the shit floating in the ocean especially in 'ackwater, my fps goes from 150 looking at the Isle of Souls to 60 when I look out at the barracuda trial right by the BJP fairy ring
all the other oceans are fine but that one looks like its gonna be a pain

holy SHIT who wants to catch some implings

All jokes aside, I'm tired of moons so let's fucking get that greenlog otherwise I might have to rape a bit #rapist

im praying for your drops right now

l00000l jon greegree got muted loooooooooooooooooool

how to grate cheese without grater (useful ideas only please!)

>>546051759
Thank you Randy. You've always been good to me. If you ever need a hole, I can find you one and even hold thrm still while you get it done #rapist

i have some ideas but theyre not grate

>>546051980
lol

>>546051937
thanks man i appreciate you looking out #sharingiscaring #greenlog #fuckmoons

dude you have a kid

>>546052158
You sick freak

>>546052158
you are retarded

cool the vibes just got gaped thats awesome

>>546052373
I bet you have something else I could gape

randy is so chill making rape jokes awesome

you cant make jokes like that its too far

Rape is not a joke #rape

>>546041069
It's designed as a goldsink for the no lifers.

going for my first fire cape, does anyone have advice on my setup? pic related

It'd be nice to have a bit more control over what Slayer task you actually get. I'm tired of Fire Giants.

based dmm

which jmod is responsible for all the female armor variants having exposed tummies

>>546053549
this will probably work on both corrupted bowfa and normal bowfa kind of like the whip/tentacle ornament can be applied to either right?

stop FUCKING replying to me

>>546053670
not the homo who designed prospector

who are you talking to

sorry randy i wasnt talking to you

>>546054047
cheers m8

hope these become affordable again

should I use pearls to repair my pouches on my 1 def pure ironman? Even going to the abyss is a pain in the ass cause my only source of prayer gain atm is a fally shield 1

idk why are you asking me

>>546056367
Yes.

Why can I not sleep the very moment that I need to sleep, but all day I could have slept at any hour? Reeeeee

Honestly it is outright irresponsible for Jagex to release such wide changes to the game with a whole new skill to go along with it. We are not kids anymore with unlimited free time outside of school. We get 2-3 hours in the evening if we are lucky to spend on the game. I don't want to spend all my free time figuring out Jagex's neverending list of bugs from all the shit they've messed up for months on end.
Did you guys see how bad Mokha was? Every week you had to learn what they changed because the list of fixes and hotfixes were so long.

it will be in an acceptable state after a year of fixes stop whining

>>546057247
who's we? Tons of jobless people play this game, in fact i'd say its the game of choice for the unemployed

do what must be done. fire at will

i think the "we" in that text refers to redditors

i'm predicting a completely bug free launch with perfect server stability

my plans for sailing: leveling any other skill

my plans for sailing: d3k swabbing the poop deck

can you tell me more about your sailing plans im very interested

sigh.....

for me im going to build a raft and do a port task and then ill probably log out for a month or 2

do you think d3k will come back for sailing? she always seemed like a salty dog

wouldnt you like to know

for me it's nieve

>>546058643
Well, surely sailing is going to have some new UIM storage tech, so I will have to level it for at least that.

jhnd slowly kissing it up and down

my hub algorithm is cooked i fear

What are you guys playing while waiting for sailslop?

runescape, old school edition

old school rune scape

Im going to escape the ironmeme midgame Im really going to do it

im playing glass blowing. in osrs

anyone else lagging hard?

>>546060119
Escaping relies on rnging a stupid crystal I'm considering just deironing I can just buy it thrice over

oh ho ho she thinks bowfa is endgame

bowfa is early midgame

need my pipe blown rn fr

i dont want to be alone anymore

If you cant endgame with a rune c'bow and broad bolts then youre why the stereotype of eternal midgame irons exist

>>546060863
whats endgame to you

the content at the end of the game lol wtf are you asking thats such a stupid question from the greasy fat boy

omg lol

>>546061302
im asking you to define what you see is at the end of the game because what i see is ornamental upgrades and clogging/pet hunting
basically you arent endgame until you are maxed and have megarares from all raids

>>546061169
Barrows is the only true end game.

omfg nonono

sailing is non-gowerian and bad

jagex in the future: ironmen are still complaining about supplies after all the ezscape updates, so we'll update the game to introduce a marketplace where you can buy supplies and gear for gp from other ironmen

i just unlocked craft slayer rings :)

*pushes you down*

>sailing
>Treasure hunter dead
>Pride month dead
Mod north cant stop winning
Now only if he can hire mod ian back

erm can you not

do you think d3k would be down to sexrp as zanik

dont be gay please

just did the math and end game is logging out to play factorio because sailing is going to end the game

i think for me late game is youre raiding and collecting bis gear and then end game is when you have bis gear and you can finish off all the cas and start hunting for every pet. i cant think about any of that right now though as i need to focus on blowing glass

if you were one of the mulch piles that spawn in the forestry event which mulch pile would you be i think i would be the green one

end game is after you launch a rocket with a satelite on it

>>546063317
i honestly joined the game at such a good time. i got to see troonscape collapse in on itself like the world trade centers and from its ashes chudscape was reborn like a fuckin phoenix

i think i would be wild mushrooms and i think the best and most healthy mixture for our sapling would be you and then me and then you

oh good heavens

>>546040781
jmods gone woke chudscape is over this is mamdani country now dual citizenship revoked

how come nobody has made a plugin that syncs your character location with your actual location
tile indicators are ugly

omg it would be like an us cookie if its me and then you and then me

Why isnt there a mod Muhammad yet?

stop youre are scareing the chunds

we're getting mod jeet first

#JagexTooWhite

>>546065261
ive wanted that forever

i voted yes on sailing

>>546064119
i agree with all of what you said

>>546065261
dont you pretend to be a software engineer just make it fatty

boss tasks this week:
ggs
ggs
ggs
kraken
ggs
ggs
cerb
ggs

Why are magic logs going???
PLZ RESPOND

>>546066706
these aren't bosses lol

john dad makes me second hand embarrassed unc really thought he could comment on late game runey after completing 0 grinds

>>546065261
your character location would just teleport every tick. just think about it logically. there's no way to do it without messing up the animations
it'll be so much more uglier than some transparent squares on the ground

at some point i got 97 strength please gz

idk if i wanna make white piss or not

unc boutta finna tryna hit the griddy

you never gzd me for 97 str

i know

bet youd all be really sorry if i killed myself

not if you're randy

when is it appropriate to ask a potential valentine to be your valentine is after thanksgiving ok or should i wait until after christmas or maybe after the new year please help i plan on asking eelgirl again

>>546070523
veteran's day is tomorrow do it then

cant do more owlmoding today lets go to bed

whoa i plan on asking d3k if they say yes do you want to go on a double date and maybe have a foursome

wow thats so kind of you for asking but no

>>546066956
i have an infernal cape and you dont

uh oh melty

great just great she called it a melty again

is someone gonna tell me what the flip owlmoding is or do i need to go to urban dictionary

i wish someone would pet my owl

its when girls commit jopo mebelieves

>>546072380
when are you gonna buy the quiver?

what happens if you are a main raiding with only irons and you get a megarare drop?

>>546075037
if they want a split they can deiron

>>546074693
i'm not going to buy it i'm going to grind it out like i did with inferno

im an asshole i deserve this

>>546075037
depends on what agree on beforehand, if they agree to split their drops and trade you gold from their main when they get a drop, then if you get a drop you trade them gold to their mains. Or just free for all people keep whatever they get.

>>546072380
wanna try again? also didnt have to use an rmted setup

>>546076149
what is that plugin that puts warning signs on shit and what does it mean?

iykykaislydk

>>546076149
even if i did rwt (i didnt) you are now moving the goalposts. i did inferno and it took 42 days of daily attempts. you're full of shit if you say thats not a grind

Whats the point of the woodcutting guild if forestry is a thing?

>42 days of daily attempts
okay now i know you bought it

oh did your account grow a helmet & get a tbow drop while you were on your grind or how did that happen

>>546076778
you realize i have my zuk on video right
>>546076795
its called having friends, try it

ok so you didnt do any actual grinding glad we cleared that up
isnt 2k like 40 ehp or something on a bondie? how havent you even managed that yet

>eph
Nobody does this unless their brain damaged

shush the flip up

>>546076989
>so you didnt do any actual grinding
how did i not? i didnt borrow anything except the mage gear and anguish until i made it to zuk, and i didnt borrow anything at all until i was consistently making it to mages with prayer pots and monkfish l0l

>>546076526
Wasted Bank Space, I think.
Puts signs on all the crap you can toss in your PoH storage.

so if all i want is kc for tempoross can i just afk after hitting 2k points

>>546079684
why do you want kc?

>>546079982
new sailing recruit lady requires 100 kc tempoross

>>546080324
ya at 90 sailing
plus 100 temp kc ain't nothing at masses

is getting 1 ehb in 42 days good

please, just one unique

Another enhanced crystal teleport seed while trying to deathpile...

can i have it

>>546086672
isnt it scary to do this? what if you fuck up and lose everything

>voidwaker on uim
not bad for paypiggy uim

>>546086729
It's more money for my main when I have another reason to bond it.

>>546086932
It's just a case of "don't fuck up". I don't normally deathpile for non-wilderness PvM, but I don't exactly have a surplus of LMS points for looting bags, and I don't not die at doom still.

>>546087890
>paypiggy
I don't get it.

all my oomfys comin back for failing already hate jon bad

we are so back

take credit for it or you're just another anonymous coward

does anyone here rmt

dead man more like dead game

can you compress your screenshots please i dont want to wait 4 minutes to view your dogshit slop

>>546090115
you sound fat

if i didn't have 150ping i would've killed zuk by now

>>546090374
thanks for slopping by

>>546091390
lol

d3k do you want to play arc raiders with me

>>546089638
not really but if you wanna sell some gold I can send some money through paypal

no but thanks for asking

>>546088737
She means you paid for protection in the wildy

I just mean paypiggy uim as opposed to f2p uim who don't pay to win

d3k is it true you borrowed a twisted bow for jad

We dont have ironman in f2p

I'm a f2p ironman

>>546092004
I ran my own main as the scout.
:3

It makes such a huge difference.

>>546091836
im more on the needing to buy side but thanks

I turn helmets into ghosts

rabid jack questline arrg my mateys

>>546053549
>Forced to play my first ever slopman mode
I have no idea what it is and don't want to play it, but do want to Bowfa orn kit

>>545975892
Sadly I don't have 45 quest points yet

>>546097409
once you're big and strong, 4clan will be ready for you :)

are there any clans that aren't too faggy on here? I don't mind gays and trannies as long as they aren't actively trying to degenerate everyone around them.

i dont think so no

4clan has been chill desu

4clan is ran by a literal pedophile tho

>>546101506
who?

its legal in the eastern lands libtard

i just bought an infernal cape theyre about to log in and do it and i get to watch the stream so thats fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
we could have had this if you voted for taming
fuck you all

>>546102153
from deezer?

>>546102370
idk who that is but no i did nds

>>546102153
stolen valor

its not stolen valor i could get it if i wanted to and i was actually really close with my bowfa but because im an irongod not a shitter diaper babymoder i cant just borrow max gear from my friend to finish it so this is basically the same thing because i could totally get it with a tbow

What up! Just a cool guy looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out and run some TOA. Nothing sexual! Dudes in decent gear encouraged. If you're in rags, you should be able to DDS wardens core. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

wow nothing sexual whats the freakin point then

>>546102672
i sincerely hope you are joking and if not then enjoy the permanent stain on your account and your conscience

ummm no freaking way, not with you

>login
>check 4clan
>report each name for macroing
>logout

another day another task completed

fact: all bondie capes are bought

so this is all you're going to do?

why would there be a stain on my account i could get it i was actually really close i just need a little boost

>>546103736
paying for someone else to do it is not a "little boost" dumbass

nobody makes it to zuk and then pays for it. if you can make it to zuk then you will complete it. the only people who pay for capes are people with no intent on spending the time to learn it or who try and die on 15/24/31 until they give up

ive literally explained why i bought it i made it to zuk a few times and have proven i can do it to myself so now im just gonna get a little boost to finish it its not a big deal

>>546104042
you didnt buy shit. stfu

>>546104042
who'd fall for this bait? Zuk is literally the easiest part of the Inferno

i get so mad at my toon when superglass make doesnt overflow out of my inventory

>>546104981
i know ive killed it a few times on the simulators so i know i can do it i just dont want to do the 2 hours of waves again when ive basically killed it

>>546105152
thats cool
whats your stance on abortion?

wave 1 is easiest wave of iferno anctually

actually none of the inferno is easy thats why they call it inferNO it was in the press release when it came out

i want a gun that shoots coffee bullets directly into my mouth

have you tried pouring the coffee directly into your eyeballs

i want to be hppy agin

>>546106506
i drink iced coffee

jd started posting like a year ago and now he runs these threads, congratz bro, you did well despite all the adversity

he only had to sexpest the others way gg

L000000000000000 marc tile kicked ellie meow patsy puppy hh hh hh

john dad has inspired me to chase my dreams i wont let little things like raising a child get in the way of my video games and video game forum aspirations

>>546107086
i dont think i run shit but i do think ive contributed something positive when all is said and done
>>546107151
what bothers you is not that im a sex pest its because the sex pests are gone
>>546107476
input on parenting from people with no chance of reproducing is always peak funny

>>546107665
you're a pedophile and you diddled your kid, its sad really

>>546107771
and then just fabrication because you have nothing left. back to discord cunt

>>546107862
truth hurts huh

>>546107906
are you in an open relationship?

>>546107963
is that your excuse as to why you can touch your kid? fucking sickening

>>546102153
>i get to watch the stream
>>546076884
>you realize i have my zuk on video right
hmmmmm

i wanna stick my knob into d3s pussy for sex but shes a stuck up bitch who hates all of us so the chances of that happening are near 0

>>546108043
no just wondering why its okay with your partner that you utilize a runescape discussion board to contact people with sex stuff

>>546105292
support it
i convinced your mom to get one
wish your dad convinced her too

when the pedo allegations start you just know the troonies are on full damage control meltdown mode

>>546108250
hey look another one woke up. you will never be a woman btw

you will never get a 2nd zuk kc

merii is a queen of spades, shes ridden every black pole in finland from helsinki to the north pole

>>546108297
You were much more agreeable before people knew you touch your kid

>>546108261
haha you're right look: >>546108425
>>546108375
discord on full alert. all hands on dick (because they are men, get it)

mounting merii on my pole..

>>546108519
i'd rather touch my own dick then do what you do to your kid but i suppose you dont understand that

>>546108563
i know who you are

>>546108563
if only you had a soul and a brain that wasnt completely fucked by years of chemical abuse you'd understand how heinous and unthinkable what you're suggesting is

marc tile schizoing out rn in discord l0ll

>>546108682
I wish you'd do the same

tranny freaks can come up with that shit on a whim because thats what they think about all the time anyway

HAHAHA MARC TILE IS NOW GOLD KEY OF 4CLAN? HAHAHAH THIS IS FUCKING EPIC

remember to report everyone in 4clan especially known pedo troons geeb and karadoc

How much GP and what sailing level do i need to unlock jefferys island?

i dont know who marc tile is i dont know who geeb is and i dont know who karadoc is. i know john dad, merrypoo, d3k and eelgirl and other runescape 07 general thread personalities

i miss kiwi h he would never have let the thread get this annoying

genuinely i left osg because after months of dropping hints nobody made me into a personality and now that i left the threads get like 500 posts in 24 hours sorry not sorry im just here for a quick reminder and im out again

one time i told kiwi to give me gold key of osg if he wanted to create chaos and he said he didnt want to create chaos, i was just going to immediately hand it to LT though

someone please give me a (You) for crossposting 4clan discord drama please.

for me its ece emery

you should have tried dropping a dick pic

>>546109631
why love tara

why not

love tara is a man btw from florida

yay i got it

aaaah no one cares about clans or clannies aaaaaaaah go to your discords

i miss st0ck he was soft and cute and i am half gay and stupid

cc thread cc thread

i would plow st0ck and fill him with my super strength pot

am i the only one in these threads that have no clue about all this drama and namefagging, feels good to be oblivious to high school drama between pedos and trannies

>>546110929
i am merely an observer

me too im just so above it all i got that diva in me haha

god it feels good to be done with inferno now

jhnd clocking in for his 16 hour osg shift

i got that dawg in me

what if we could exchange our castlewars tickets for bit coins

new

>>>546008737

what the rucker

faladorian children "can't read" mr mordaut says

What will be the next GM quest?
Fairy Tale 3? Black/WhiteKnights? Slugs?

>>546117368
pretty sure the next vampire quest is next
2026
gonna be stupid hard I'm sure just to cuck borderline quest capes

>>546102153
Based link supplier I want a cape as well

wtf i am just fucked out of a master clue

>>546123731
lmao a dragon keel

@grok can you calculate how dry i am

how do you go about starting hm tob?
i want a scythe kit

Feeling kind of cute today, I've got my sailing outfit.

you have to humiliate yourself in front of the elitist gatekeepers

why are they gatekeeping tob it isnt that hard

AVAST OLDE OSG, ASSEMBLE YE CREW AND SET YE SAILS!!!!!

its not that its hard but tob basically requires a group which means someone is going to have to sacrifice their time to teach you and theyre going to want something in return 90 percent of the time

0.5 ehc day

>>546124484
not very dry at all as a matter of fact

w-what are they wanting in return?
*pushes fingers together*

why is the batstaff worth more than the eye wtf

i want a picture of your penis and ill teach you tob im sorry but thats just the way it is now blame jagex not me

oh i can provide that and more

>>546125184
Neet tool. Apparently I don't deserve shit until I can get to delve 8

>>546124861
the redhead is qt

i have beautiful princess disorder

the way that the different areas of the sea connect is so ugly was the best solution really to make it an abrupt color change they couldve made it gradual

>open sailing video
>MALE vtuber

>>546125535
zarah kinda reminds me of mod jerv not gonna lie

>>546125804
actually thats how it looks in real life sweaty

>>546126254
no its not and even if it was its a video game so they can make it look better than real life

Why do some bosses give you permanent access to their entrance when you beat them a couple times and others drop a one use teleport tablet every 50 kills.

guys guys
since sailing has islands
it should give us more birdhouse locations

>>546125804
>>546126254

T_T

my comfy forestry grind keeps getting interrupted by events

>>546102153
Think I'll just rent a script for my cape, seems safer.
Plus you should get enough time to maybe get two runs from what I gather. So I can get an infernal max cape, plus a regular/backup.

oathplate so ugly compared to blorva

>get locked out of the game due to hitting the hop limit (suddenly after ~3 hours of hopping)
>come back after 20 minutes, I can play again
>another 5 minutes of hopping and I hit the limit again
How long does that shit take to reset? It's really annoying

what are even doing that requires hopping for 3+ hours

>>546131890
Levelling cooking on my ironmeme at the Karambwan shop with an alt
I hop probably 3 times a minute with 1-t karambwans. Might try swapping to afk cooking for a while

>>546132138
youre genuinely retarded

>>546132298
Elaborate
it's nearly 400k xp/hr, I don't see many better alternatives

we are watching this btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjXhWHKPbV0

so freaking hype for sailing lads

They gotta increase doom drop rates the effort you need to do even delve 7 is too much

cry about it noob

silk is made by insects

shaw *throws needle at u*

hegale

>>546136151
Why does your game look so ugly

blindfold plugin. makes shadows easier to see at doom. you would know this if you turned off 117 for a moment

just did a numerical vibe check

only shitters use blindfold

>>546141563
Oh you're using a cheat client or something like that?

go ahead and call the guy who has 237 delve a shitter

in order to get best bait you minimum have to spend 530gp on a shark and it only gives 1 bait. Surely they are not retarded to just roll it out like that right?

>>546143594
Private server looking ahh game

>>546143594
that not you, shitter

better get to fishing minnows teehee

>>546143594
yes hes a shitter i could do that too if i was using a cheat client like him

>>546143594
shitter

not looking good for owlmoding today chat

>>546143594
No he's a botter

owlmode is what i call it when i sit in the tree outside of d3ks window and watch her

mod kieren good taste

new skill proposal: office lady-ing

level 1 vs level 99

make sure to thank faux for serving his cuntry today

>>546156018
will he get mad if i do this

ok I read that as serving cunty

i look like that except 135 lbs

Is Rancor and ferocious gloves worth the 75m?

>>546157437
Ferocious gloves hell no.

recorded my first vard of the day, what can i do better?
https://litter.catbox.moe/ml0yz4ffts5kgn3x.mp4
>>546157437
my plan is just to get them as drops. i have used a fury for my melee gear up to this point, i havent felt the need to upgrade past that. when i finally get a fang i will buy the torture and upgrade to rancor, and i dont have 95 slayer yet so im still using bgloves. calc them and see that they arent really massive upgrades over a torture/barrows gloves. is saving 6 seconds on average with a vardorvis kill worth 75m?

>>546158952
>1/6th the price of a Rancor
>same +2 strength boost the Rancor offers (over the Torture)
>+4 accuracy, vs +10 from the Rancor
It's not a great boost by itself, but in terms of value it's ok

you MUST follow the gear progression from the google spreadsheet or you should QUIT

i just have max everything

>>546159347
piece of shit website
https://streamable.com/ficetd

>>546159347
your animations are buggy we cant tell what is happening

>>546160283
are you talking about animation smoothing lol

>>546159347
you should mark every side of the arena and be willing to rotate in case all 3 parts of your side get axes at once. also you are missing out on a free attack each time he blinds you, you gotta right click him as he's casting it and click attack once the interface appears.

>>546160256
you need to stand in the middle or you get hit as the axes come up

hold up. if you click to move on the same tick that the axe appears, and then click back to your original position, you dont get hit, ive done it many times when all 3 axes spawn on my side

ok

you need to practice awakened

who is blud talking to

that was the slowest clicking of the vardorvis captcha ive ever seen like my grandmother can click faster than that did you have 1 hand on your dick during the fight or something

i like the idea of marking the other sides, i mainly use this side because the ground things dont spawn under you on the south side
are you guys saying that you are forced into rotating on awakened?
>>546161937
didnt take any damage from it but this is just an effect of you being an observer watching someone not trying their ass off. of course if i am actively trying to do it fast then i would do it faster. what a pointless comment

nice bought cape

>>546162626
>durrr post the zuk kill video!!!!!

bro think hes tuff oml

jd does a perfect kill and you still attack him

>the video that the vene recorded for me
just get a second kc, on a slayer task, it's big points

it's whatever
>>546160683
>also you are missing out on a free attack each time he blinds you, you gotta right click him as he's casting it and click attack once the interface appears.
also yeah i am aware of this i have only done it once though, i so compelled to use the captcha to heal against the chip damage, its my #1 priority when i see it coming which is probably why my clicks feel so delayed
>>546164053
nobody good at zuk that does it for a living is getting chanced like this. i could easily have died here

you just know it took him like 20kc to get a single perfect kill actually i do know that because he posted his drop log in the corner lets take a look
>60 onyx bolts (e)
1x imperfect kill
>2k blood runes
inconclusive, could be a mix
>36 runite ore
2x imperfect kills
>324 dragon javelin tips
inconclusive
>200 ddart tips
2x imperfect kills
>404 addy ore
exact ratio unknown but must include at least 1 perfect kill credit where it is due
>800 soul runes
2x imperfect kills
>99 uncut diamonds
2 perfect, 1 imperfect kills
>199 uncut rubies
2 perfect, 5 imperfect kills
>17 rubies
1 imperfect kill
>34 sapphires
2 imperfect kills
>17 emeralds
1 imperfect kill
>84 addy javelins
2 imperfect kills
>42 mith javelins
1 imperfect kill
>240 mind runes
1 imperfect kill

confirmed imperfect kills: 21
confirmed perfect kills: 4
approximate perfect rate: 16%
skill assessment: bad

>>546164464
lol

>>546164464
what do you mean by "took like 20kc"?
i literally logged in, walked here and hit record. thats the first kill i did, there is nothing special about it

beast >>546164464

>>546164464
its really funny that you post this autistic breakdown because your own math disproves what you're saying

does 21/4 ~= 20? stupid ass

why is everyone so mean to randy

me personally perfect vardork kills are hard because my vardork kills last for 5-10 minutes so there is so much room to mess up it is like perfect tob

because hes corny and autistic

he is harmless and nice if you are nice to him

maybe he shouldve not done creepy shit

>>546166054
like

>>546166159
hey man i just have one question
did d3k like me originally
like i remember someone mentioning her to me and then i rejected her, maybe that made her not like me?

damn i kill vardo in 1 minute with nally and blood moon

i use true max gear at vard as reccomended by the petcord

>>546160256
>>546164349
cheat client

>>546166219
how many times have i said that if i knew who she was in that discord i would have just asked her directly what was up with her behavior

>>546166219
thats far from the creepiest thing hes done

also "like" in that context just meant "didnt hate me"
i wasnt asking if she wanted to erp or something

>>546166589
ok?

why are 99% of faladorians sex pests

starting to stack up the clussy now chat it is the home run

reddit is talking about us

>>546167710
The term clussy exclusively refers to clown pussy, please don't try and make it mean something else

>>546166223
post 5 kills in a row killing him in 1 minute or you are lying. my pb is like 1:09 but only after good starting specs and high accuracy rolls

remember when john dad said "d3k can freaking get it" even and then tried to backtrack and claim it wasnt him
remember when john dad posted that vocaroo saying he thought meriipu was really cool and he wanted to edate her even though shes ace

wow john dad is literally me

>>546168124
neither of these things happened

>>546167936
Scrolled the frontpage of /r/2007scape, didn't see any mention of us?

>>546168050
are you saying you dont like it when people post their pog clussy

i'm not posting shit retard