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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
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Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010
• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

woomy, winter is coming

gimi

Haven't you seen the doors in Alterna overworld? They're like double the height of a woomy.

Its cold today so time to warm up with Callie's afternoon workout hour.
>Today's program is brought to you by Tony Kensa.

>>546024554
>>546024517

>Splatoon 3 will be $29.99 for Black Friday
Should we be happy for the upcoming influx or upset

>>546025294
Why would we be upset? The game always get a bunch of players around this time of year.

>>546025006
>believing a photo that can be faked over the actual in-game models
Might as well say the manga in Splatoon lockers are real representations of what they look like.

A woomy who is 5' or more nothing looks odd or out of place.

>>546025525
Going this far for a tiny woomy world
Anon just how bad do you want a pocket woom to be real?

No fatties allowed beyond this point

ggs1king big fish die

Ggs

Big Run next month. We gonna be at the mall again?

>>546025990
>nothing looks odd or out of place.
but that's not a 5 foot woomy
that's a human with a slightly larger head and clown shoes, completely wrong proportions

fatties allowed again beyond this point

>>546029410
finally i can post again

>>546033595
fat fuck frye

>>546033595
Asymmetrical docking...

>>546036846
ass-ymetrical docking

>>546027449
Rainy are you scared of Kold because he says you're laggy and use respawn punisher charger in pbs when you shouldn't so that's why you don't join pbs any mor?>>546027148

>>546039993
At the same time also Judd

yay clam blitz

>>546040434
>total match duration: 20 minutes

they shoulda made pearl more eminem-y than princess-y

>>546042562
Oh my woomy, that is one sexo lime veemo

>>546040364
Inkling war propaganda

>>546043612
This but unironically.

>>546047760
>When mom starts telling the girlfriend embarrassing stories of you.

Anyone wanna fish?
https://youtu.be/eD7tRv4A1FA

>>546040434
post replay

>be me
>see callie like this
I have the boner

>>546052164
>be me again
>see callie like this
the boner is named the callie tamer

I'll take the silence as a no

>>546052714
yes, this is idolfag hours, we don't play the game, we just fap to goddesses

>>546052714
I dont play with switch 2 owners.

>>546052714
I could twinlance. Just need to get through News.

>>546053095
poorfag

>>546052714
Was playing something else, I could later if you don't mind fishing with someone who hasn't fished in a couple of months.

>>546053095
Not my fault my OG switch started braking down

>>546053181
Opening

>>546053287
>he bought mkw or dk or pokemon
I maybe poor but at least I have taste

>>546053454
>he says in the children's squid game general
lol

>>546053454
/Ink/ has no ground to stand on regarding taste, you all play Splatoon 3. Also a decent amount of you bought that new pokemon game, glass houses the lot of you

2/4

>>546053992
>>546053882
Splatoon is the world made in the past 10 years. The only thing that comes close is overwatch and ghost of tsushima.

Can someone post that image that says "me on the way to relax by playing a game that makes me really mad" or something to that effect? (I THINK it was Splatoon-related, or had a Splatoon version of it, unless I dreamt it up.)

>>546054049
I'll join

>>546053454
bananza is the best game on the system until air riders comes out

>>546055529
bananza will be the best game on the system until the next 3d mario game comes out

>>546055025
wave 3 get ready

>>546055529
>>546055609
Until mega dimensions.

3/4

>>546055912
lol

>>546054367
You didn't dream it Veemo just LOVES her job can't you tell my the look on her face.

>>546055529
not to mention DK did rogue-lite better than splatoon

>don't want to due to the resident pedo constantly commissioning the same thing
Is there an equivalent to the Angel fish in octo expansion that have interacted with inklings?

>>546056502
Thank you good Anon! I forgot it was animated haha

Gold Games SR

GGs

GG's G, and G!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_fq7rjxAo

>>546058146
dunno why you even bothered censoring their name

>>546058146
The buff security jelly that appeared in the Grand Festival plaza?

>>546058997
screenshot?

>>546058146
Get a group pic of all your favorite /ink/ers.

>>546058146
>he thinks lolicon is pedophilia
go back

>>546058146
shut up sketch

>>546060026
the text in the images literally state marina's internal dialogue about how she loves "underage squid pussy"

>>546058146
Lmao is that tim, what is his fascination on futa marina

>>546060484
It ain't Tim, the pic is someone complaining about him

>>546060026
>this is my sekrit club!!
no.

>direct for a movie
>still nothing for Raiders
Nintendo really doesn't care.

>>546058146
why are you so obsessed

>>546060860
boo hoo nigga 3 was announced and went over half a year with no new info
you'll live

>>546051716
RRG8-DRUB-E9C5-92NQ

we haven't even gotten proper metroid prime 4 news yet and likely aren't until the 14th with the embargo shit and you guys want raiders news?

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>546061284
Wow

>>546053095
So you’ll be completely obsolete when the next game comes out. Great news

>>546061284
I feel like we need to see this in all the rank modes this weekend. Do you have any idea on how this victory came about?

>>546060384
yeah, and it's fiction
do you think woomy is real, anon?
the drawings can't hurt you. The drawings don't hurt anyone but the shareholders.

>>546062732
Overtime runs for 3 minutes when neither team has scored any points towards the objective
When that runs out, team Alpha is declared the winner with 1 point
This almost never happens

>>546063220
*If that runs out and neither team has scored any points still, team Alpha is declared the winner

>>546063220
>This almost never happens
This is very true In all the years I've played woomy game it has only happened in a single CB match on Goby arena and I wouldn't be surprised to learn only a couple of other /ink/er have ever seen it happen in a match. Its a rare as a double wipeout

>>546061284
Nice. Happened to me only once before. We would have won if I didn't fumble a ball throw by millimeters.
>tfw team beta

/ink/ woomveems playing the pocky game

>>546063081
it's still creepy that they go out of their way to specify it on top of the real-life child proportions

>>546069148
She's a gamer girl wow.

dead thread

>>546061224
I AM GOIGN TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM

how do you leave A rank?

>>546079980
T pose Tako a warrior so strong even all the agents combined stand no chance against her.

>>546079971
git gud

woomy of the bucket, what is your wisdom?

>>546082903
woomy!

>>546082903
don't play blob or blob deco
sloshers take two direct hits to splat someone in general so they don't require too much aim
stealth jump is a must even for tri
most of the other subs and main abilities can be stylized for personal play besides explosher and cexplosher benefiting from ink saver main
the two machines are still fine to play once you get the hang of direct hit distances
vanilla dread (fuck chara), vanilla slosher and ash-n are probably the easiest ones to use
qr isn't necessary if you go ntri

>>546082903
woomy! (slosh twice to splat the opponent!)

>>546082903
In case of emergency yebs can used as improvised projectiles to splat with.

>>546084014
>don't play blob or blob deco
counterpoint- use blob deco if you want a higher power challenge weapon that trades consistency for power, inking and fun
it doesn't have to be played dumb like most people play it, it can be played like slosher for the most part, and even more aggressively because it gets reasnoably easy oneshots at close range
just learn to lead your shots and play as if you are playing against the laggiest brazilians (ergo, two calculated sloshes at most, then disengage before getting confirmation that they are dead), if brazil wins out then patch that little issue up with an instant marker (easier than most weapons because blob's reticle matches up closely with marker's trajectory)
you'll also have to master moving with the blobs, your heading and velocity directly impacts where and how the blobs go- walk back to spread them out for zoning, go forwards to get the fastest blobs to nail someone at close range (try squid rolling into the opponent and blobbing their way!), mirror opponent's moves at midrange to make the blobs drift sideways with them and require less lead (better with a main of rsu, past that the diminishing returns on blob's slow-ish 0.5 strafe hit hard)
that's all before we get into its freakishly complex cover abuse that you'll have to learn on a per-map basis, it can generally do the same things slosher can but also so much more on top

>er
>osh
>sl
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

sloshmo

>>546096567
me when I give my friend the drink that makes your head explode

Why do we have two resident bathtubfags that think the weapon takes any amount of skill to use?

>>546086065
He asked for wisdom not faggotry
Blobtimmies can’t read

>>546101617
i didn't reply to the guy seeking wisdom, i replied to the guy giving wisdom
picking blob is not wise, but if you can handle it, it's strong, and a lot more similar to slosher/sloshmo than it initially appears

so how come woomies cameltoes are so notorious.

>>546109868
>>546052350
>>546052164
I want to lose NNN

>>546111957
sorry, you must spend the entirety of november being frye's roommate

What if I commissioned art of my woomy with giant woobies?

>>546124572
do it

optimal SR is 4 players standing behind the basket and waiting for all the lasers and missiles to kill you

>marvel rivals added a map where people can hang out
take notes nogami

>>546145814
>Raiders will have an island you can let people visit up to 8 other players at once.
>In offline mode you can invite over various NPC characters including loading your agents from 2 & 3

>>546145814
>>546147667
just play animal crossing

>>546147667
>both inviting and traveling to other's islands will be more like an elaborate puzzle than a touted basic feature
>it will take five minutes every time
>it will fail all the time and force you to start the process over
yeah where have we seen this already

S3 is complete though, don't know where this meme came from

>no wave 3 dlc
>not all weapons have third kits
Incomplete.

>>546147891
You're not wrong but also the problem with ACNH is that there is absolutely nothing you can actually do with your friends. All you can do is run around and take pictures and that's it, no activities to do together. The game is only good for being creative by yourself, it's a pretty shit social game. The most fun part is leaving drawing on a friend's board.

>>546149734
>significantly more content than 2 overall
finished videogame and completes the definition of a sequel

>>546150442
>more = better
Wrong. Incomplete.

>>546150653
i accept your concession

>>546150795
Youre being more of a faggot but ot doesnt mean youre complete.

>>546149997
wrong, the next update fixes this.

>>546150442
3's foundation was shit so whatever they built on top of it was effort that didn't go into fixing the game. more frosting on a cake doesn't make the cake any less undercooked.
>>546152120
>5 years later

they're already playing christmas music in stores baka

>>546153106
i just got into the game so it might as well never have been an issue

>>546153326
Last Christmas
I gave you my FLAR
But the very next day
You won anyway

>>546147891
>just play unrelated game where there's nothing to do with friends
Even Kirby Air Riders has friend lobbies figured out lmao

SR?

>>546154478
because kirby air riders is a party game
splatoon is not a party game, taking players who would normally be playing regular modes and improving into a friendly lobby is actively detrimental to the game's health.

>>546154667
Okay

>>546154959
Wyoomening.

Raiders was a mistake. We are going to get splat 4 until 2028 at this rate.

>>546155753
this is a good thing
the more time they have to work on it the better
we don't need a fourth (or fifth) rushed game

didn't people go all wholesome chungus for ACNH and told them to take their time and not crunch?
whole lot of good that did.

>>546155072
wooyoming is our ohio

GGs

GGs SR

ggs fishings

>>546158360
there was an entire meme centered around people wanting the game to release early

open?

>>546167170
rip

Sex with ocks.

Chara has been gone for six weeks as of yesterday.

>>546170718
Keep us posted.

>>546170718
Why do you care?

my yebby bought a baja blast pie at tako bell

>>546170718
good
his """opinions""" on the metagame are poisonous

>>546171873
I hate americans so much

>State of Play Japan
Raider news soon.

>>546177403
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>546177403
>Sony
The only thing that could convince me to buy a PS5 is Bloodborne 2.

>all of the sony state of play was a rehash of the last nintendo direct
lmao

Woomy gonna appear in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

>>546182813
>Seconds before the credit rolls you hear an odd sound. Mario turns around and out of the dust he sees the shape of someone all he hears is WOOMY!
>Credits roll

A Woomy Movie.

An Extremely Woomy Movie

a woowie

Woom-e

Raiders news tonight. The thread will be alive again.

>>546196725
>Shivers POV every single day

>>546205360
Callie makes anything look good.

Doubt anyone is around for it but I'm gonna shoot some salmon for some time in case anyone wants to join at any point.

>>546209676
Callie and Marie will be 30 year old woomers in a few years and sipping monster energy drinks.

I'm a 30 year old woomer and drink white monster. Sometimes the ginger one.

>>546216172
There are 50 year olds who play Splatoon.

>>546215229
u probably burp loud

>>546216812
Be honest anon are you one of them.

>>546217074
I have 20 years to go.

anyone else want to

I wonder if /ink/ will still be here in 10 years. We've already had so many people leave.

>>546219104
if the series is still going then it will still be here

>>546219104
If I don’t kill myself by then.

>>546219104
Woomy is becoming one of Nintendo big franchise. That means /ink/ will still be around
unless Nogami does something really stupid like yeb idols and kills it

anyone wanna fish for 1 king?

>>546224419
I just played for a couple hours so I might be tired but I can.

>>546225356
opening

2/4

>>546225886
knock

>>546225995
opening

3/4

Please look at my cat Mr. Grizz

GG's A, and Y! fun round!

ggs big fish is dead not big surprise

>>546228513
>>546228558
GGs! Easy fish

Utsubumpuho

i want my woomy

utsuho-ho-ho!

>>546254912
Anon it's only mid-November. Wait until at least the tail end of November for that.

I haven't been in this general for years, do you guys still get thrusky?

>>546260943
literally who

>>546261714
you know like pusky pusky

>>546260943
Only you got thrusky.

>>546265929
That can't be true...

>>546264628
I want a calendar with marie on it.

>>546266650
They do sell Splat calendars IRL and its the time of year to be buying one so have it anon.

>Mario Galaxy movie
>We're bringing in a lot of new characters even Deep Cuts long time fans will recognize
Deep Cut confirmed for Mario Galaxy movie