Thread 546070354

RatChads Edition

Previously on /coopg/: >>545968675

>Latest News/Updates:

Celebrating 10 years of Tide with New Content and a New Class:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeaZmDtfPRs [Embed]

Darktide:
Hotfix #80 - 1.9.5 - Patch Notes
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/hotfix-80-1-9-5-patch-notes/114082


Vermintide 2:
Hotfix 6.7.2
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/pc-hotfix-6-7-2/112401

>Acknowledged but not really discussed

Ready Or Not
Starship Troopers Extermination
Aliens: Fireteam Elite
Killing Floor 2
Barotrauma
Left4Dead 2
SCP: 5K
GTFO
No More Room in Hell 2
Helldivers 2
Space Marine 2
Remnant 2
Payday 3
Back4Blood
Deep Rock Galactic
Earth Defense Force 6
WWZ
The Outlast Trials
The Forever Winter
FBC: Firebreak
Killing Floor 3
Daimon Blades
and others

>Future games

Den Of Wolves - TBA
DarkSwarm - TBA
Blight: Survival - TBA
Deep Dish Dungeon - TBA

>Build planners:

Vermintide 2: http://ranaldsgift.com/
Deep Rock Galactic: http://karl.gg/
Darktide: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor

post yfw a second ogryn joins the strike team

9 hours

Heavy Sword Gang rules this thread

>>546070609
They rule the bottom of the scoreboard

>>546070354 (OP)
Terrible thread why wouldn't you emphasize that this is the thread the new class will be revealed?

>>546070585
Thats not what theyre called
Theyre called walking talking anti-fun explosion generators

>>546070738
>ratfag
>ever not being an insufferable fucking faggot
>contributing anything valuable
LOL!

>>546070738
/coopg/ belongs to rats.

>>546070738
To be expected of rat bastards

>>546070721
This scoreboard showing a lvl 33 heavy sword zealot with a terrible build and incomplete melee DEFINITIVELY PROVES heavy sword is bad!!!

>>546070967
>heavy sword tard gets second lowest score
>check Power DI
>100k melee damage
>250k ranged + blitz damage
I actually just made that up because nobody fucking uses that piece of shit lol, but that's 100% what I envision when I think heavy sword.
Literally the only time it thrives is during mutant spam.

Cadia?
More like CACAdia!

>>546071113
You're right, no one uses it
Theyre too busy getting the same amount of damage with the meta weapons mr sloptuber told them they HAVE to use ti even bother trying it

Be even more fervent in your prayers to the Omnissiah today!

100% stat would help so much with some weapons, get those breakpoints and free up like 2-3 talent dots and maybe even both perks, maybe a blessing.

>>546071254
Yeah let's make player power across the board even higher
I want to fight even bigger blobs of elites that are spawned to compensate

>>546070967
Heavy swords have a very limited potential. Doesn't matter how good you are

>>546071384
Number go up nigga

>>546071113
>Literally the only time it thrives is during mutant spam
You'd still just want a branx pickaxe because it oneshots modifier mutants with light attacks

>>546070354 (OP)
THIS is the thread that the 6th class will revealed!Vote in this poll on what you think the 6th class will be. The winner gets bragging rights for the rest of this thread!
https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2zVDOZ0

>>546071384
Raise stagger resist by 2x.
Halve the effectiveness of cleave, cap uncapped cleave.
Cap finesse etc damage modifier stacking.
Halve the toughness boost of gold toughness.

>>546071384
>having the same power but with a wider variety of weapons is bad
Retard

>>546071628
Yeah and so will the enemy hp to compensate for the best of the best weapons getting stronger too
It LITERALLY just happened with crushers and other scab enemies and people hated it cuz it further increased the gap between the best and everything else
Now the weapons that "would benefit" are still in the same spot they were before, enjoy your power creep balance idiot

>>546071918
>the same power
aka "all the already good weapons are even better and most of the shit ones stay shit"

>>546072002
But I get bigger number on scoreboard
Means I'm better and game is better
Git gut noob

>mained Heavy Sword for the first few months of the game's existence
>got so supremely good at carrying lobbies with it that I gaslit myself into thinking it was actually really good and that most people were just retarded
>multiple updates lifted up other weapons while leaving HS as it is, causing it to fall further and further behind despite never actually being at the head of the pack in the first place
>Relic Blade dropped and finally put it in the ground forever
>moved on to catachan sword next and did the same exact fucking thing until fatshark gave DS the parry so now I can't even cope with that
be wary anons, lest I move on to (You)r favorite weapon and infect it with my atrocious fortune on the next update...

>>546071825
Sorry, mates this one's ours

>>546072082
Yeah, that's totally what we want, fucking RETARD

>>546072159
That picture makes me imagine Ratlings act like Chosen Men from Sharpe.

>>546070967
Maybe not, but this does
>>546072135
I used to main heavy sword but over time it just got power crept out of viability

>>546071918
Thats not what that means, or what I implied
Letting weapons go up to 100% only makes the best weapons even better, moreso than the rest
And since every single build in the game inherently got stronger, the opposing side needs to compensate (we've seen this multiple times, with spawn increases, health increases, etc for enemies)
It'll be 1 step forward 2 steps back, what needs to happen is individual tuning of the weapons to close that existing gap, otherwise it'll never go away

>>546072182
That's exactly what >>546071254 would amount to.

A +15% melee rending perk would fix darktide

>>546072530
>THREE
>H
>R
>E
>E

>>546072159
Spoiled「rations」? More for me. Hand off, ogryn.
We can help「brokering」some deals to feed the populace.

>>546072159
Ratling? More like debunked

>>546072530
>I used to main heavy sword but over time it just got power crept out of viability
Yeah, this is what i was getting at; needing to set things up for not one, but TWO back-to-back FotF crit damage headshots in order to kill a single CRUSHER, and then watching some scrawny nigger oneshot entire packs of them with single DS heavy pokes apiece, just sucked any fun out of it for me.

Face reality. They will make nothing but human classes from now until end of service. The people capable of making genuinely new things are gone.

>>546072530
I too can cherry pick damage from specific attacks
Look here, the duelling sword sucks at armor when only look at the attacks bad at armor

Yes I know heavy sword is bad at carapace, im not denying it, im saying its more manageable than people think
The best of the best stuff is boring precisely cuz it does everything the best and had no weaknesses, theres no situation where you let your skills take the reins with them

>>546073175
>theres no situation where you let your skills take the reins with them
It's called havoc.

>>546071594
Reminded me of this video of a havoc 40 with healing with all vets, all smokes, no rending/brittleness talents, 2 heavy swords and 2 tac axes

https://youtu.be/p3K8JmZ2Iks?si=l32XuJmTVtORYn5W

>>546073363
fucking kek
this is gonna be one hell of a watch, isn't it

>>546073175
Duelling swords have uncanny, dumbfuck

>>546073175
Dueling sword can give itself rending. Heavy sword can't.

I love(d) heavy sword, but it's just really pathetic how it feels the moment the game gets remotely hard. I'd rather have the chainaxe.

FUCKING DUAL CHAIN AXES AND 2HANDED CHAINAXES SOON
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>546071825
>The winner gets bragging rights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Ca9f6xTn4

>>546073913
Dual? Try quad, mechadendrites son.

>>546071825
Its a ganger
If it isnt I will cut my balls off and post them

>>546070586
No, it will be mid day in America. It's a reveal, not an update. 6 AM Eastern only is for updates, reveals typically happen midday because it hits the most timezones that actually matter.

>>546071825
Poll has
>if you vote other say what it is in reply
>someone votes other
>doesn't what their guess is as a reply
Whats wrong with you people.
>>546074171
It won't be a ganger but don't cut your balls off anyway

>>546071825
Other

>>546074326
What specifically

>>546073913
>dual chain axes
>every single swing is just a single axe going out
>it catches and chews even on just a single groaner
>regular chain axe swings faster
fatshark seal of quality

>>546074061
Already confirmed to just be the Plasma Gun because Fatshark are dickheads who bait people into thinking meaningful shit is going to be added, only to then confirm on the forums that it was le faithful plasma gun. Like the fifth time they've done this, stop falling for it.

>>546074427
>only to then confirm on the forums that it was le faithful plasma gun

>>546074557
Genuinely what the fuck was the point of it then? What is wrong with this company?

>>546074557
Based Fatshark. Volkite never.

>>546074557
They had to umm...damage control...to umm...not reveal Ad Mech too early.

>>546074856
My last cope is that they maybe really were working on admech related content, potentially even before all the talent left the studio, so there's a non-zero chance they've had this shit in the pipeline for ages now.
No matter what we get, it'll be unfinished and break into nigh unplayability during the first week of hotfixes after which they go on a 3 month vacation if you account for Sw*dish weather making the office unreachable :^)

>play thammer zealot
>boss map
>we could make it extremely easy by just letting me hit the boss when the shield goes down
>instead the 2 vets and 1 LOOOGGER ogryn flails at him with their shitty weapons making the shield go back up before I can 1 tap
>2 of them die before the mission finally finishes
Why do people pick ranged classes and specs only to still unga bunga in melee?

>>546074856
Literally just bait and switch to farm engagement. When you look at what they release and how they release it, you'll start to understand why. They aren't trying to make the game more of a game, or add to the story, they just want to do the minimum amount of work to keep metrics wherever they need to be. The irony is, if they just did the work, they would have spent the same amount of time and no one would be mad at them. It's like guys who vibe code a program and spend the same amount of time getting it to work/not immediately get hacked/ruin your codebase as they would had they simply just made the program from scratch. DE does a lot of the same kind of thing, in terms of what the end goal is (engagement) but they actually spend time making content that people at least think they want or they can sell people as something they do want. It's maddening to see Fatshark attempt the same thing but a billion times worse. WF is shit, but knowing both try to get the same result and seeing how Fatshark goes about it (and fails or snatches defeat) every time is maddening.

>>546075450
Ammo economy.
Did they interrupt the one thing your class is still good at?

>>546075450
Start charging before the shield breaks. You need better timing

>>546075450
The lugger was probably retarded but vets melee capability is so fucking insane with like just a few talents that I think its understandable
You'd need to be like going 25/30 points into ranged with exe stance and marksmans focus for that to be a retard move (which i can totally see that being the case for you but still)

Mark my words. In the next 15 hours-

Skitarii supporters? Skittering into suicide watch.
Sisters of Battle wanters? Battling a pure booty blasting.
Ratling desirers (all 12 of them)? Retarded seething.
Ganger chads? Grinning from ear to ear.

>>546075917
Truke

>>546075641
We had two ammo packs and everyone was full ammo
>>546075718
That only works if the boss is positioned correctly since the shield going down knocks you back, and if there's nothing to stop your slide you won't be in range to hit him if you start charging before it depletes

>Vet is based around elite/specialist pickoffs, swapping melee and ranged, grenades, ranged weakspots, utility
>Zealot is based around crits, dodging, close damage, faith powers
>Psyker is psyker
>Ogryn is based around heavy attacks, pushes, explosions, braced ranged weapons
>Arbites is based around staggering, reload speed, cleave, blocking
>Many of these overlap but each class focuses on its gimmick enough to make them distinct
What's going to be the gimmick of the new class? Brittleness and rending need a class they'll be associated with and given how countering crushers is meta, it's the right moment.

>Ganger chads
these don't exist
same for the "arbites enjoyers"
no one wanted space cop, it disappointed everyone, you just pretending to not be disappointed because you have to

>>546075917
>Ganger chads? Grinning from ear to ear.
For what possible reason? Are you that excited over getting a functionally worse Veteran in every single way?

>>546076047
>no one wanted space cop
no one was expecting, we were all assuming that it was going to be another Reject

>>546076047
>it disappointed everyone
too poor enough to afford it*

>>546076001
>admech
Dedicated pet class since Arbites has a mostly passive, automatic pet.
>>>broker
>>>gangly ganger
You will be veteran but you throw even more grenades and equipment.

>>546076590
do you really think someone living in a home, on a desktop computer, connected to the internet, can't afford $12?

The time is now anyons! Felinids will be the next class! I'm pawsitive they will be purrfect!
>:3c

>>546076047
Arbites are a classic though, secondary. Nobody expected them but they have an iconic, fan favourite style and is a fun strong class, to say it's completely unwanted is just plain false.

Gangerlets have to be le trolling though. There's simply no mechanical ways to really distinguish a ganger from vet, no room for cool new weapons, and their cosmetics would just be the same rags all other classes start with.

>>546076047
I want ganger, not because it's a ganger, but because it'll disappoint literally everybody.

>>546076001
The Ad Mech will be the ultimate supporter.
They will have a servitor, a group buff and a quirky tech weapons tree.

>>546075992
Use unfaltering

>>546076047
*raises paw*
I wanted arbites

>>546076913
>cutthroat vet
>BUT MORE CUTTHROAT
What would a ganger even do?
>>546077072
I can imagine AdMech having an ability like in Rogue Trader that fucks over the machine spirits in enemy weapons while empowering the ones in allies' weapons. Reapers freaking out and running into melee because their stubbers jammed or plasma gunners and bombers just exploding would be pretty funny.

>>546077132
That works on the shield knockback? The way the node reads just makes it sound like the attack itself is uninterruptable, but you can still get pushed around. If it prevents you getting pushed then it's much better than I thought

Cock-throat vet

>>546076913
Ehhh, if it were some other notable hive city I would disagree with you there, but yeah, we know… just about nothing about Tertrium’s gangs. Only that that they were pretty much bullied into submission by the Moebians and Admonition, which doesn’t look good on the resume.

You know the actual worst thing about how Fatshark is going to implement this class?

Whatever the class ends up being, even if it's the one you want, there will be a grand total of 3 non-premium cosmetic armor sets to work with, and one premium set part of the premium preorder package whatever they call it. They won't even have the good sense to milk whales by releasing new sets en mass for the thing. Just like Arbites. Still not a single new cosmetic.

>>546077072
>servitor
I hope not, a full servitor would just get in the way, it would need to be smaller like the arbitrator's dog. I think a servo-skull would be sufficient, as those can be outfitted to perform different tasks and generally just float around.

>>546076697
Yes. Standards of living vary quite a bit between countries, and unless the price is converted to whatever regional shithole currency, what costs the equivalent of 1-2 kebabs for you, could mean an entire month's wages for the thirdie.
You'd be surprised by what modern potatoes can manage to run, or the improvisation and ingenuity of the kind of absolute creature desperate to shit up online discourse with thirdiebabble. They might only get to use the communal satellite internet during the 3 hours where brownouts aren't currently going on, but that's enough to contribute to the ongoing downfall of the internet. Then the rich ones happen to have some desktop cobbled together from half burnt-out mining rigs instead of 10 year old smartphones. You can theoretically still play darktide on 15 FPS for an hour or so before the rig overheats, or in the case of more snowy oriented regions, use that as an improvised space heater.

>>546076047
I mean, I wasn’t clamoring for space cop, but I like what we ultimately got. Could have done some stuff differently/more uniquely but I wasn’t opposed to the concept by any means.
>>546072727
This this this
>>546074171
You must be one of the posters from last threads ending argument

>>546077502
Im not gonna umm akshually you.
Consider them included, I want a small swarm then.

>>546077586
you have such a vivid imagination when it comes to brown people

>>546077393
You get pushed and use fotf to get back
It's very much possible and a necessary skill to learn

>>546077695
I like watching documentaries in my free time. This is hardly imaginary. Half the shit I've described isn't even hyperbole in some parts of Brazil for example, but broadly applies to many underdeveloped regions. What devices do you think Nigerian princes scam your grandma out of her money from?

>>546071165
would you still be in here saying this if I raped your asshole violently

>>546073093
Wow… it’s just like 40k… we’ve stagnated in the ruins of giants…

>>546076697
NTA but it's not about not being able to afford it, just whether you consider $12 an amount trivial enough to spend on something you don't actually care about. If your personal answer is yes, you're either rich or a braindead consoomer.

>>546077889
POTTERY

>>546077789
I run shroudfield, so I'd have to respec the tree to make that work.

>>546077502
Consider this.

Bound by doody

>>546077924
>he thinks $12 being trivial to someone means they're rich
Stop letting your entire thirdie hang out, you're on a civilized board, they're gonna get you for indecent exposure. You are so hilariously out of touch with the expenses of living in the civilized world, I'm getting second-hand embarrassment. Stop it.

>>546070585
Mr. President...

>>546070585
House Goliath

>>546078263
Damn rat! Correction needed!

>>546078557
...is on Necromunda, secondary.

>>546078208
Then your only option is to stand out of the shield blast range

>>546078291
You're actually a faggot because groceries in my country cost more than in most of EU.
And you outed yourself as somebody who doesn't understand math. Financially illiterate people delude themselves into thinking individually small sums of money are inconsequential and very quickly end up in debt precisely because they get baited when they see a price tag that ends in .99. That's why most mutts are broke.

>>546077348
>What would a ganger even do?
nta but I'd imagine they would have more improvised stuff and some questionably acquired high end gear. If it's ganger, I hope it has IED tripmines or something so I don't have to constantly look over my shoulder at the weirdly large amount of range enemies chasing the group.

remind me was cash account wide?

>>546078784
>That's why most mutts are broke.
They have more disposable income than any other people in the world

>>546077586
>>546077869
>>546077883
>>546077889
Poignant points overall. Thanks for sharing and explaining…

>>546078895
And most of them are in credit card debt wasting huge amounts of money on paying off interest for literally no reason other than having their brains hacked by ads.

>>546078620
And? If the arbies hare here then maybe they could add a Goliath prisoner

>>546079040
>actually their wealth is all fake!
No. They really are wealthier on average, their economy grows much, much faster and europe is practically completely stagnant. I say that as a european

>>546078806
>questionably acquired high end gear
Typical high end ganger gear is plasma and bolt weaponry... Which we have...

>>546065763
That’s the issue. The monster machines kind of happen inadvertently. Consider for a moment the irony and difficulty of devoting yourself to the art of supremely complex and delicate systems based on consistent, conventional physics and strict patterns of function and activity, while serving an all consuming magical chaos. Your Von Neuman swarm refuses to do anything but convert fruit into vegetables, while your hyper intelligent AI is running sixty quadrillion separate emulations of Fortnite - I wouldn't want to try to build a bicycle in the EoT, much less a computer or tank.

>>546079291
>mutts are wealthier on average than yuros
Yes. And they are predated on by their financial system to make them waste money on shit they really don't need. I've seen it from the other side and it's devious because they make so much money and just literally waste it. I have stories you wouldn't believe about their spending habits.

>>546078784
>groceries in my country cost more than in most of EU.
I don't live in Switzerland, but mine too.
You don't need to lecture me about financial literacy, I grew up poor, made it out, and haven't been poor in over 12 years. I don't do any major budgeting, and I still have savings, zero debt, am consistently net positive, and I can STILL afford to just drop 40 bucks on something that I kinda want without really caring about the outcome too much.
It's very fucking realistic to just drop $12 on something you don't care about without being financially illiterate or a mindless consoomer drone. Hell, a lot of people are either or both, and they still manage to scrape by because they live in a rich country. You must either be a merchant, lying through your teeth, or bridge troll levels of out-of-touch if you don't recognize this reality.
Or alternatively, you're falling for the dumbass boomer trap of completely ignoring such things as inflation. In a lot of places, prices have nearly doubled since 2007. $12 would be more like $7.70 in boomer brain. You would know that if you actually bothered to earn and/or spend money.
>That's why most mutts are broke.
This is true however. I've observed many non-american consoomer retards bleed obscene amounts of money to frivolous spending.

Anyway this is my last post on the subject, we're here to discuss video games, not finances.
If you can't afford the new class you're poor.

>>546077889
This image irritates me because the fleur de lis is wrong. The bottom should be small and the top leaf big, biggest even.
That just looks like a banana.

Icelander here (no, i am not canefag)
We have one of the highest cost of living in the world

>>546071825
Death cult assassin

>>546077502
like the dog doesnt get in the fuckin way, ive wasted so much ammo when i see the sillouette of a dog running toward me before realizing it's just the fuckin faggot space cop's epic wholesome reddit pupperoni

>>546080037
post an example of the shape ill try to scribble up an edit for you if you care that much bro

>>546080127
>he wastes ammo on dogs
Ammo expenditure shouldn't concern you on your difficulty.

>>546080127
Skill issue

>>546080271
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleur-de-lis?useskin=vector
The thing Sonovabitches of Battle have on their cheek. One of the most common non-religious symbols in the world.

Time until the announcement class announcement for darktide?

>>546080662
is it intended to be upside down on the tattoo?

ugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIg_vFI2dCU

>>546080967
No advertising.

>>546080807
Soon o'clock

>>546080083
Cayman Islander here. Pretty sure ours is here than yours

>>546080943
No.

>>546080102
Death Cult Assassin is just Zealot's 3rd Tree.

>>546080807
11-14 hours.
Expecting it somewhere between 3 and 6 ish pm Sweden time.

>>546080943
AI sloppa

>>546081028
I think so too. You also seem to have much lower wages on average

>>546081007
Advertising what? I'm not Mr.E you fatass.

>>546081250
>posts a video with no context
>no timestamp
>no attempt at discussion
>just an image for traction
Suuure. Very organic.

>>546081406
its time for you to take your medication

>>546080967
I am not clicking that

>>546080967
Halfway through, "I want there to be a Vet support class", never going to happen, especially on the higher difficulties

I love playing support, and by support i mean just using the meta things that also happen to help my team

>>546081905
ngl I posted the video but I stopped watching halfway through cus of the rambling.

>>546081243
I’m inclined to believe that. I got lucky enough to start my own little hustle along with having a stable job but the average jeet/filipino/latinx that comes here to make a quick buck isn’t making much at all (still more than where they come from ofc)

>>546080102
Don’t be dumb please
>>546080083
>>546081028
Wtf how many nationalities do we have in here

>>546082001
>Wtf how many nationalities do we have in here
Too many

>>546080662
i hope this is slightly more to your liking

>>546081905
But I want to be a support class.
A friendslop game should have that.
Also wdym? Every premade you see runs "support", ammo auras, shouts, bubbles, shock mines, group cooldown reductions.
Tons of those are meta choices.

>>546080943
Yes, it's so the cat can see it.

>>546081954
I'm just a working class slob, but i have i'd good enough

>>546082408
*it good enough

>>546082401
Genius

>>546082350
You can only run support on the lower difficulties. The only real metric in a PvE like Darktide is time-to-kill. On Aurics and Havoc, everyone is attacking the Specialist enemies and attacking mobs all at once. It's damn near impossible to single out any special enemy when there's like 20 of them on your screen.

>>546082001
'Tide games seem to attract folk from all over. Aussie here, when I was trying to 100% the og Vermintide I had to schedule a sesh with a Finnish chad to help me run the last few maps I couldn't do on hardest diff.

>>546082873
>time-to-kill
>my servoskull injects the ogryn with a drug cocktail that makes him hit faster and harder
>my litany pleases the lasguns machine spirit giving the vet more dakka
Solved, support just makes the group stronger, instead of himself.
What do you think support is?

>>546081905
>never going to happen, especially on the higher difficulties
>>546082873
>You can only run support on the lower difficulties.
We're talking havoc 40 here, right?
You don't seem to grasp the concept of force multipliers and how they work. Providing stun setup, damage amps, and brittleness are the strongest things zealot currently does, alongside purity aura and giving everyone +10% crit. You just happen to still deal half-decent damage, but when the team sticks together and works together, having a properly played zealot there speeds up kill times faster than bringing any other class would.
You just wouldn't know that because you're a slave to numbers on the scoreboard, and retarded enough to think that teamwork = you were carried.

I don't think a support class would work because it'd just not do anything in auric where retards run away and spread out to get those 20 plasteel, but a dedicated support tree would be viable, it just depends heavily on what those support mechanics actually are. Even just a channeled, long duration or nigh-permanent +50% damage buff, applied to the psyker, could potentially be borderline overpowered in havoc.

any news?

>>546082001
More than I initially thought but still probably a reasonable.
>>546082408
>>546082591
Nothing wrong with that I’m more or less the same Iceland is cool btw I really want to visit sometime :)

It's going to be a ratling and it will be the designated sniper class
They will be absurdly brittle and go down from a regular poxwalker lightly slapping them, and slow as fuck
Everyone will still try to play one and games will be an unplayable slog due to half the team going down at any given time
Veterans will not get access to the sniper rifles for another year or so, and even then they will not sync well with Vet's abilities

>>546083379
>You just wouldn't know that because you're a slave to numbers
the only that matters is how fast the enemy dies

>>546083382
Tomorrow brotha.

>>546078263
>the thread is literally bound together by doody posters who keep it alive during times of day where real human beings are working and spending time with their families

>>546083461
Okay let me TL;DR it for retards like you
>press support button
>guy with big number now make bigger number
>number biggerer than bring 2 guy because fire no stack

>>546077476
They don't need new cosmetics they need to not make blog posts about how much work barely adapting existing mechanics for player use was and make literally anything new so we don't get another arbites where an allied dog is the most interesting thing to talk about.

>>546083382
13 hours

>>546083407
>I really want to visit sometime
At least our prices won't shock you

>>546083427
their biggest free content target is auto guns so i might buy this if its a bolt sniper
it just sucks shit being able to predict autogun gamer on the basis of how lazy/understaffed the darktide team is instead of anything cool like lore developments or a cohesive tone

>>546082201
It is. Very nice.

>>546084193
>gamer
meant ganger

>>546082873
Support doesn't strictly need to be recovery/healing based, it could be creating advantageous positions like blockades or traps, or offensive buffs to teammates/defensive debuffs to enemies

darktide would have been cooler if it had just been conceived of as a path to exterminatus from the start where things just continue to get worse and they get an easy excuse to powercreep the dlc classes until eventually you're just fighting daemons as space marines with little poorfag zealots getting gibbed every thirty seconds (i.e., nothing changes but at least you get to be a SoB/Blank/Space Marine/Eldar/Freebooter Ork and fight cooler enemies)

too bad they're terrified of making money or scaling their studio

>>546084193
>>546084335
Hive Gamer

>>546084687
Fatshark doesn't decide the story, GW does

>>546084687
We would die of old age before GW is done nitpicking all these designs and the lore.

>>546084775
i shan't be buying the ganger for any more than $6 USD

>>546084775
>it'll take another 40k years for fallout 5 to finally release

>>546084919
lol this stuff has gotten to such a delusional point, at best its a collaborative effort in that some schmuck sits on zoom for 30 minutes offering bullet point advice. you guys would have working people believe that fatshark is a magical faerie office of robots that plink away at numbers per GW's stochastic model.

>>546084957
just copy & paste Dawn of War's progression, the deed is done

>>546083369
thats you relying on your team to do something, which makes you a dead person because people dont really need help to kill anything

>>546080967
Can you post the full of whatever this is

>>546084775
kek'd

>>546085107
>tfw no ruined building makeshift outpost with distant sounds of war to cozy up with the cute eldar femboy in

the mourningstar is so soulless...

>>546084687
It’s more like FS definitely doesn’t have the budget for a game like that to begin with cool as it would be
>>546084968
Kek

>>546085503
i mean they might have if they'd used the tencent money to hire talent at market rate instead of paying like 70% of average and using it to float through three and a half years of an absolutely retarded cosmetics model that fucks over casuals and whales

Fatshark forums are now skubbing over the flashlight mod.
A glow-globe/lamp pack/stablight is as common and basically the same price as a knife in both Dark Heresy and Imperium Maledictum. Whereas as a simple lasgun is rarer and costs 5 to 20 times more. We're on a rogue trader ship with the inquisition and attacking a hive city, they're everywhere. We're using bolters and power swords for fuck's sake, they let us use the good stuff. That's the "lore" reason out of the way.
The only reason they haven't implemented some kind of real light is because they're fucking incompetent. It wouldn't even make the current flashlights useless, they make a medium-long beam, a lamp pack etc would make a small circle around you Tomb of the Giants Sunlight Maggot style. Solved.

>>546084919
GW brought in abnett and other writers to help make the groundwork for the story but it seems like at best they just act as consultants now
>>546083427
lol

>>546085147
Thats a button press every minute.
Why are you acting like Im going for a pacifist run?

>>546085650
desu Abnett and any other competent writers probably took one look at the launch state of the game and did anything they could to get moved to another project
even getting them back to the table after that embarrassment would be a lot of work

>>546085649
It could just be for performance reasons, it would look like absolute shit if it wasn't optimized to hell and back.

>>546085783
Hes a writer, you think he keeps up with gaming news?
He got a check, thats it.

>>546085649
How much would people lose it if they made this as a premium cosmetic with a working flashlight on it?

>>546085921
no, i don't, which is why it would be a lot of work to get him back to the table after seeing what they did with his treatment if he weren't contractually obligated under significant penalty to provide ongoing content

>>546085650
>>546085783
My pet theory is that they've already written the plot and fatshark is just doing the usual live service drip feed. We're at most a few chapters into the average 40k book, maybe 1/3 of the way there if we're being more generous

>>546086231
it would be pretty funny b/c at fatshark's pace they'll be launching 42k as a distinct system and it'll be the whole AoS situation all over again

>>546086391
It's not like it releases tomorrow. Probably in around a month since what they show is probably going to be fairly late beta and only need tweaking.

>>546086391
as funny as it is to watch fatshark limp on, it would be pretty rewarding to see everyone turn on arbites for the low-effort slop that it is in comparison to a decent dlc class with creative abilities and weapons

>>546086554
>mfw every craftworld is represented in a full cosmetic shop for the new eldar ranger and arbitrators are still paying the 900 goy fee to raise their visor

>>546085867
No, and I'm tempted to call you a fucking retard. Fucking retard.
There's already tens if not HUNDREDS of similar lights on the screen at all times in modern games including DT. It does not cost any performance. It is four lights. Flashlights are implemented already. The much lighter to run game ratclick 2 has minecart sections with that light. It is an extremely simple light that ignores the player casting it (to not introduce weird shadows). The modder WHO ALREADY IMPLEMENTED IT is running it on a fucking potato.

>>546086686
Bring a weapon with a flashlight or git gud you fuck. Or just download the mod.

>>546086391
I don't get it

>>546086391
December 2nd more like it, lol

>>546086686
I like the og DARKtide experience.

>>546086331
My logic on it is that there is no way for a professional writer to match pace with Fatshark's content release rate. So they either do some consulting and editing work or wrote the whole damn thing and we're just gradually getting releases following the story

I never want to see the dogshit fucking melee heat mechanic on any weapon again

>>546084687
>SoB/Blank/Space Marine/Eldar/Freebooter Ork
Never ever ever.
>SoB/Space Marine
Space Marine exists, and that's good enough in GW's eyes to cover MEQ.
>Blank
Way too niche.
>Eldar/Freebooter Ork
Playable xenos? Ahahahahahahaha

It's all well and good to have hope but you need to be somewhat realistic, anon.

It is now officially 6th class day!

Receipts anon. I still have them. I hope you've got a full bladder.

>>546089112
Stop encouraging this.

>>546071825
You fucking stupid idiot. You realize strawpoll allows "other" write an answers that will be added to the poll itself? You didn't need to make it to where we have to reply and our votes aren't actually counted. You just don't understand strawpoll well enough
>Big deal okay its strawpoll you really expect me to know all of the options I barely use it
Yes. And if you even thought that you deserve to be raped. You should understand your tools even if you rarely use them, you should always be seeking knowledge and to understand the world around you as much as you can. If you did this poll wouldn't be all fucked up. And extrapolating from there, many other aspects of your life would probably be a lot better if you understood the value of understanding what you're doing and learning

>>546089112
if it's ganger ill black border that one shitty collapsing glacier map in btd6

>>546089157
No.

>>546089209
Calm down schizo we can't all be strawpoll experts like (You)
>And if you even thought that you deserve to be raped.
I did think it. And you can remain seething.

>>546089209
admech posters arent sending their best...

>>546089227
… what?
>>546089157
surge sexo

>>546089410
there's this map in bloons i hate it's like a big glacier that collapses over time and it's so annoying, "black bordering" a map is when you clear all the gamemodes on it basically

>>546089410
>surge sexo

Alright we're in the final hours losers
Are you ready for disappointment

>>546089485
I'm ready for anon to drink a glass of his fucking piss for all the thread to see

>>546089485
I'm expecting low effort trash, they would have to go pretty fucking far to disappoint me.

>>546088706
rarely awful post please don't post at me again

>>546089157
>>546089484
If it wasn't illegal I would flay you for this, but only after doing the same to your mother in front of you. However, I am a law abiding citizen who is not a threat to myself or others.

>>546089227
ANON NOOO WHAT ARE YOU SAYINGGGGG

if its ganger i'll tank multiple havoc 40 matches and change my account and character name each time to destroy the community from within

>>546089485
They can't disappointment me, they can only give me a reason to shitpost or bait me into wasting more money and time on their dead ass game.

>>546089485
How could disappointment be a playable class?

Gonna take you right into the DANGER ZONE!

THE NEXT CLASS IS DRUKHARI! CHECK DARKTIDE STEAM DLC!

>>546089895
dead or not all games sre a waste of time

>>546088934
why do you keep posting the futa/male pretending to be SOB

>>546089984
By that "logic" living is a waste of time as we're all going to die regardless.

>>546090082
meds

>>546090090
No, that doesn't follow unless you make a lot of assumptions about what I consider to be a waste of time

>>546089484
Beautiful!!!

>>546090434
Speaking of
The heavy sword talk got me in the mood to play it again
Thank god I play what I want to, see you guys in auric

>>546089932
wtf Kenny loggons x Jesper kid collab incoming???????

>>546090198
look at that codpiece

>>546090816
It isn't. That isn't even Mossa's character. It's another artist who draws (drew? Not sure if they stopped) a comic about an SoB that was in love with a Black Templar but he was an asexual robot man that genuinely got furious (as in the: "I will kill you for heresy." kind, not the kind that makes women think about CNC fantasies) when she dared to not be an asexual robot woman in his general direction because she tricked herself into thinking that her feelings could be reciprocated in a sort of "I can fix him" manner, but it caused her to put him above her devotion to the Emperor, and since he's a BT, that's functionally honor killing behavior.

>>546089648
I'm not the one wanting eldar/fucking orks in an =I= game, dandelion eater. Go choke on a lho.

>>546090082
Ugly ass artist.

What the hell is happening right now

>>546091280
shut the fuck up autismo with that fanfiction

>>546091586
someone posted an image from an artist whose works border on disgusting, cute, and sexy all at once
he's controversial for obvious reasons

ETA on the trailer?

>>546092787
The counter is on the Operative selection menu

>>546092335
My Tzeeentchian waifu who will betray me to prove that she's loyal to me while also driving me away with the ultimate goal of making me her slave.

40Gay indeed

Fuck the new class what new weapons are we getting?

OH SHIT! LATEST LOOK AT THE NEWEST CLASS!

>>546094090
more Turdlowsky sword variants
maybe chain axe if they are feeling generous

>>546094090
Venator blade (it's the heavy sword but it doesn't suck against carapace)
Arc Rifle (it's the shock staff but it doesn't suck against carapace)

>>546094241
>BEHOLD: A HEAVY SWORD VARIANT THAT DOES EVEN LESS DAMAGE
I could see it

I really hope the new class is another abhuman or an admech. Please no more generic humans. Id go crazy if it was an aeldari reject.

>>546094360
We already have 3 heavy shart marks

Sound's been so fucking broken for me today.
No warnings on half the hits and then in a later game I was bombarded with hallucinatory swing sounds.

>>546094946
>aeldari
Nulore babby detected. Why are xenos fags the worst?

>>546094946
>another abhuman
Enjoy your Votann merc

>>546094240
Naysayers said it wasn’t possible…

>new reveal is in 10 hours and 30 minutes
fuck

>>546095117
Let me guess, you want another shit shovel and generic soldier man.

>new toon (paid)
poorbros... our response?

>>546095497
>poorbros... our response
Same as the response as poorcels use for the arbite's $12 price tag

>>546095435
Human man with pooper scooper > faggy spess elf with gay bone sword

Yeah still top damaging by nearly double anyone else damage with the heavy sword on zealot
Almost like its auric and it doesnt fucking matter what you use or something

>>546094090
>one (1) class specific weapon
if you are lucky

>>546096217
It will be 4

>>546096232
ok fine. have a slightly different re-skinned sword/mace

>>546096089
Thanks for clearing the poxwalkers while the big boys do the real work

>>546095727
now that the dust has settled was the arbiter worth the shekels?

>>546096481
lex says yes. (100% not worth the delux edition)

>>546096481
Yes
>>546096581
The delux edition has the cheapest cosmetic set in the entire gsme

>>546095435
>you don't want X so you MUST want Y posting
No you dropkick, I'm a chaos fag. What I'd really want is a game properly from the perspective of a chaos cult rather than just the slapdash tacked on options to play with chaos skins in rare couple games, but you don't hear me or other chaoschads complaining. Whereas you constantly hear eldar dicksuckers whining about "muh playable knife ears". It's not going to happen, get over it.

I hope it's a hive ganger because it'll make lots of people, especially pootubers mad. Which will be really funny

How do I stop falling for bait..?

>>546096718
It's true

>>546096697
if they make a rogue character maybe they can remove the stupid stealth skills from the other classes

>>546096616
>cheapest cosmetic set in the entire gsme
That would be the ones you earn through gameplay because they cost 0

>>546096842
Gangers aren't exclusively rogues since there's so many gangs you also have musclebound meatheads, arms smugglers packing tons of illegally acquired firepower and drug dealers distributing all sorts of legal and illegal chems.

>>546097297
I know I just want my shooty class to be a shooty class again...

>>546097163
Cheapest paid cosmetic
1 hour of work gets me way more cosmetics than 1 hour of playing

Let's be real it's not going to be a hive ganger, it'll be an admech

>>546096337
Actually top damaged against every enemy type and also cleaned up the maps of daemonhosts so theyre nice and tidy, but thanks for trying

>>546097563
god i fucking hope so
however i feel like there's a theoretical timeline where gangers are cool. like imagine just bein some crackhead hobo with a bike helmet and baseball bat slamming heads and shit i could get into that.

Come ON admech bros i know you are all so much more polite and civilized and intelligent and refined and handsome than the sissies of battle but the hour of our triump is close at hand, where's the shitposting?

well, what are GW pushing lately? thats probably what its going to be.

>>546097750
LMAO
At least try to make it believable

>>546098079
We have a fuckload of unreleased admech themed portraits that've been floating in the code for sometime. Worse case it's likely nothing, and just wasted art resources.

>>546098440
considering people were sucking off admech before darktide even dropped, and they said they're working on multiple classes at once, i'd be floored if admech werent ONE of them if not this one. it would just be shocking if they said the big special 10th anniversary thing should be gangers nobody cares about instead of admech. obviously i still think gangers fit the game narratively i just would save them for another time, i feel like their inclusion is almost certain one of these updates though(and same for admech if they arent blind and deaf)

>>546098440
Fuckload in the sense of four portraits.

Honest to god it's a hive ganger
Like seriously just think about it
Easiest thing to grab for the setting
Would mesh well for tons of dialogue with arbites and existing personalities who belong to the hive city
Stims exist so they can play off of them as a big flavor in their class like the dog with arbites, maybe a custom stim or something
They'd likely use a lot of the already shared weapons, so less work is needed, which is extremely important considering how soon this is after arbites AND 3 seperate tree reworks at the same time (same resources and people would be involved in all 3 of them so this is an insane output asked of them, so corners are going to be cut when they can)

>>546098181
you can't hear them shit talking the rest of the team over the noosphere

>>546098575
The first one is from content creator program
The last one belongs to playtesters
So 2/5 of em dont even count

>>546098571
I've been keeping low expectations with this possible announcement. In truth, knowing fatshark it'll likely be the opposite of what everyone wants.

I am the only one that voted ratling, here's why I think the evidence points towards it I would like it to be AdMech though
>rat tail, weird rations
RATling chef figures have all kinds of weird tails and tentacles popping out of their soups and racks. GREEN soups.
>broker
Peddler, deal maker. I'm imagining a Ranger Veteran. Item user.

>>546098650
i agree with everything you said and agree that gangers would be cool but it just seems out of place for such a mundane inclusion to be the big reveal for the big event. like 100% theyre getting added but i would prefer them be next and this one to be something a lot crazier

>>546098650
>give veteran hive ganger themed cosmetics
>call em a ganger from there
>call it a day
There's your hive ganger anon

>>546098428
>inb4 "fake"
I really gotta get that mod that puts loadouts in the scoreboard to put an end to that
And again, its still auric so it doesnt even matter cuz theres barely anything to kill

>>546098796
The important part though is how much stuff immediately before this was just non stop class stuff
The people assigned to that literally wouldn't even have the time to do anything grand
Like seriously im 100% sure this class started actual tangible production less than a month and a half ago

>>546098907
>total elite
>pooling shotgunners with crushers and pretending like it's the same
>only 720k damage in current darktide
Jfc dude. Just stop

>nearing 2026
>still screenshotfagging
lol

>>546099083
>only 720k damage in current darktide
Yeah its auric, what did you expect? My point was it doesnt matter in the slightest what you run there cuz its not hard
I also love the crusher argument when its only 1 enemy and you can just bring a gun that can deal better damage to them
Like seriously, hipfire a shattering bolter into them, now their half health and heavy sword deals 1000+ damage against them
You care way too much about everything being amazing against 1 singular enemy out of the box

>>546099083
He played a story mission

>>546099451
LMFAO

>>546099285
>just waste the entire team's ammo on crushers so you can bring a shitty heavy sword

The Broker will actually be an NPC or NPCs on the field during certain events or mission types or modifiers. They will assist the players in basic combat ways like normal bots, though they won't last very long so they can't be relied upon to pick up downed players. Actual class reveal is Admech. Keep the faith.

>>546099607
>he needs to use ammo on crushers
dont worry poor little veteranoid big daddy psyker will turn him inside out for you

>>546099607
>Barely even needed to shoot the gun, visible by low ranged damage and high melee damage
>Barely took any ammo, visible by ammo pickups
Either you guys cant read, are lying to yourselves, or are just missing the front half of your brain
Which one is it

>>546098907
how do you get a scoreboard and that detailed?

>>546099607
>crushers could be here he thought

>>546099925
The baseline scoreboard mod with ovenproofs plugin
The plugin is no longer being updated but theres a seperate patch file that keeps it up to date on nexus from someone else where you just drag it over and replace whatever files

>>546099664
>Keep the faith.

>>546099664
Wake up, you've been in a coma for 3 weeks
You need to stop dreaming and come back to reality

>>546071825
Other: Captain Titus

Darktide: the cope times

/copeg/

The broker will actually be a cold trade broker that sells things on the ship, has nothing to do with the added class.

>>546101062
Shut the fuck up already

Canonically, the broker wears a chastity cage under his outfit

Broker?
I barely even know 'er!

kino

>>546102297
kino

If dubs, the new class is a ganger

If dubs the new class is a heckin mechanicoid thingy

>>546103172
>>546103217
This board only gets repeating zero

If dubs, the new fricken class will be a motherheckin sister of battle

well those were the only two options. no class reveal come back in 4 months when we try again for more dubs.

If this posts ends in a 0, the dlc will be a total flop
If it ends in a 9, it will be based and epic
If it ends in anything else, I will install grindr and suck off the first guy I meet

if my post ends with a number then i hope you have a beautiful day and are happy with the results of the reveal :)

So is Judge Dredd class cringe like some of the dorktide voice actors?

>>546103391
Well...

>>546103551
Arbites is fun, its my second favorite class after ogryn

>>546103551
It's based af

NEW CLASS IS HERE!

NEW CLASS IS HERE!!!

...is what I would say if the new class was here.....

>>546103635
>>546103672
I hear one of the girl voices is Kerillian.
Is it true

>>546103828
>>546103709

>>546103956
Yes, female maul
Though the performance for the role isnt stellar imo

What if the new class was something totally unexpected?

>>546103956
Kerillian and lae'zel

>>546104039
So that just leaves Krubah and Victor that havent any characters in dorktide.
Not sure about Sienna
Bardin is Storemanbucks
Lohner is medicae station

0-1, Mechanicus class
2-4, Sister of Battle
5-6, Ganger
7-8, 3 Skaven in a trenchcoat
9-10, Death Cult Assassin
3, Servitor
dubs/trips, ear sex with Aqshy

>>546104071
I will still say i expected it

>>546104081
Why do you lie?

>>546104240
Wtf are you talking about?

>>546104240
Kerillian - Maul
Frog cunt - Fatalist

Dude I'm so ready for this class to be dogshit
Arbites was super rushed based on what some of the testers were saying which is why theres a lot of things for it that lack flavor, uniqueness, etc, tons of copy pastes
And the turnaround for this class seems to be significantly shorter than arbites, so its very likely we get a class thats visibly incomplete and unplayable, at least they got arbites playable and mostly complete but I dont see it happening again in an even tighter window of dev time

>>546104286
GIVE EM BACK!!!

>>546104374
Allegedly they worked on both arbites and this one at the same time, so it won't be incomplete, but maybe unplayable from being overtuned is on the table.

>>546104169
I dont play vermintide much but I played that most recent event map, feast of whatshisnuts
Who's the unique voice for that? Im betting hes gonna be one of the new voices

>>546104169
Kruber is Morrow no?

>>546104530
Hes not.
Sounds extremely similar though

>>546104473
You mean the same guy who voices that Slayer Engineer lord in total war warhams3?

>>546104448
I dont think they did, I do know that devs have their fields in the dev cycle, like you got people for weapons, people for classes/talents, map designers, enemy designers, animators, ui/ux, etc
I said before in the thread that if you look back at all the last couple of updates, ppl dedicated to classes and weapons (they'd be doing weapon tweaks too, not just new ones) have been pretty booked for the last couple of updates, what with every single update coming with a class rework or three, or a new class
Fatshark also isnt large enough to have the manpower to work on all of those simultaneously, at most they've got a couple people for each thing, so its more likely that each dev cycle started actual "put the code in the game" development only a week or two before the previous update ships while the final polish is happening

>>546104750
Idk, not a warhammer guy
Im just taking wild guesses based on them reutilizing verm VAs for darktide and arbites

>>546070354 (OP)
Sister Repentia DLC soon

>>546070967
>>546073175
You sound like an actually brain-damaged retardditor bro, please say SIKE I'm only pretending or something kek

>>546103274
would just be embarrassing for all the zealots with the haircut

>>546105051
>Zealot 1.1
So boring and unoriginal I could see it happening and her looking like a transvestite.

>>546070354 (OP)
friendslop

>>546103635
shame theres only one voice for it
>>546105139
but I've been playing with randos this entire time

>>546073649
>nobody brought kraks or at least shredders.
Grim.

>>546071825
so far very predictable results

>>546071825
We can still win ratbro

>>546074856
I guarantee you that Fatshark was originally thinking about adding radium carbines or some other radium weapon to DT and give them to the veteran class.
Since based on the voices which are very human, that the man and woman don't know what the weapon is called that Hadron gave them, and then they mention how they have a headache from using it, but Hadron gave them some pills to counter act the effects, meaning they aren't skitarii.
And originally GW might've been on board about the idea, but then for whatever reason, after the video gets released, they change their mind.
Which then leads to the CMs scrambling to do damage control.

>>546073363
this audio desync gave me cancer

>>546105104
couldn't possibly be more retarded than the guy pointing to sword horizontal light attacks to show weapon bad at armor

>>546105640
>Which then leads to the CMs scrambling to do damage control
No it couldn't POSSIBLY be the perfect baby boy James Workslops fault!
Its, uh, that darned evil hedge and his shit end of the stick thats to blame every time! Yeah!

THE WAIT....IS KILLING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>546105538
As I've said

apparently the new class is get ratted

I really don't want ratlings

>>546106604
No you!

>>546106352
Remember, once the reveal is revealed, you have to wait AGAIN for several weeks.

>>546106513
>fanart
don't care, won't happen

chat is this real??????

Reminder: /coopg/ is and will always be a rats thread

>>546106796
Is this fat, or thick?

>>546106849
I never thought i'd die besides a rat

>>546106958
adeptus mechathiccus

>>546107074
>not a rat tail
>no starch boxes at all
still don't care, keep trying (coping)

>>546107074
You did this before the arbites too

>>546104169
According to IMDB sienna and victor both voice grendyl's servitor and kruber is the armory exchange servitor.

If I come back to shopclick after a 2 year hiatus what will my experience of the game, specifically new shit like havoc, be

>>546107324
Did not, wasn't here then

>>546107661
Good timing, I got back after 2 year break too (late 2023, got back like 2 weeks ago), game overall is much better. I wish the matchmaker/server shit was much better (tedious having to swap region over and over, can't multi-select regions and pick from there). Getting top-tier weapons is much, much more reasonable now. I loathed the original system despite having eventually gotten extremely good weapons anyway. There's the addition now of people using "best" frames and titles thinking it means shit, but instead it just shows they're more often than not a retard who got carried.

>>546105196
nofriends-slop

>>546098858
There have already been ganger slopmetics added for the rejects, funny enough, multiple sets even

KNEEL

>>546106958
it's certainly not fat, you can tell from the abdomen.

the new class is frank hassle

>>546108498
He already have ogryns

>>546108590
>*hands defeated captain a small paper card that says The Raped*

>>546106958
Depends on if you can see cellulite or not

When?

WHAT AM I!?

>>546108864
a little bit of cellulite on the thighs and butt can be kinda hot

>>546108909
Soon,

>>546108953
Alright, chubby chaser

>>546108931
AN INDIAN!

>>546104169
Im like 90% sure bentick voices one of the assassination captains
I would absolutely shill for a DLC thats just the ubersreik 5 voices ‘reincarnated’ as darktide rejects or some shit

RECLAIMATOR

laundromat

Gotta try to sleep

REVEAL WHEN!? its already 11:00 AM in SWEDEN!?

When new class?

LETS GET TO THE KILLING

>>546109562
Noon Eastern.

Class reveal is delayed: the devs have to proofread and correct Catfish's blogpost because she wrote 3 paragraphes about Fatshark's pets and 2 paragraphes about what she ate yesterday.

>>546109735
What is he looking at bros

>trailer drops
>pipe organ with electronic reverb and choral music starts to play
It's gonna happen.

>>546109827
7 crushers winding up their overheads and realizing he has no kraks

>trailer drops
>"It ain't me" starts playing
what

>>546109932
BALTHASAR
GELT

>>546109975
The video aged like fine wine when they moved him to southern not-china.

>>546109975
THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERKARKERS!

soon?
soon

>>546109932
>>546109975
>>546110078
I AM SUPREME

I don't much care for ratfags

You guys are not ready for the "OH SHIT!" moment of the trailer...
the meltagun one shoting a crusher

>>546110461
>the meltagun one shoting a crusher
>on uprising with a critical weakspot

Neophyte time

felinid class so they can make another pets of fatshark post since they already blow their load with dogs

>>546110408
mouth-warp hole
shut-close

>>546107806
>There's the addition now of people using "best" frames and titles thinking it means shit, but instead it just shows they're more often than not a retard who got carried.
I mean that's not entirely novel, people used the sweaty special condition frame and gamer keychain back when I still played. I'm more concerned about playing havoc considering how incredibly autistic the playerbase must have become after a multiyear downward spiral.

>>546110619
>queer headgiver

Any reason to use the slow firing laspistol on psyker?

ALERT! NEW CLASS!

>>546111005
Watch you mouth, son, this dude is liek a national hero

hm... today I'm going to use the regular chainsword.

>>546111086
No lol
The fast one is infinitely better for all classes

SAARS! I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

>>546111415
Ive hated chain weapons across the board cuz of the special but I recall this one specifically getting a giga glow up this last patch

>>546110748
Havoc 1-~10 is easier than your average Auric anyway. There's 40 levels of Havoc I wouldn't concern myself over it.

>>546111570
BE PATIENT YOU BLOODY BENCHOD! DO THE NEEDFUL FOR DESIGNATED CACADIA! BE A GOOD CAST MEMBER AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED MANY WHITE WOMEN!

class will be revealed in 6 hours you fucking retards

>>546111086
Headshots
>>546111970
Fuck your mother's rear

OPPA GANGER STYLE

OPP OPP

Why do retards insist on using the Mk5 dueling sword? In havocs no less.
It fucking sucks. And it's always a zealot.

>>546106958
it's silicon

>>546111113
Oh shit it's JOHN FREAKING GRAMMATICUS

night lords

Here's your new class

4 HOURS or something idk

yeah ok i dont want ganger anymore gimme admech waifus

I'm going to go to bed now at 6:19am. I expect to be disappointed when I wake up so surely my low expectations...

>get meme name ogryn
>wipe
They can't keep getting away with this!

>>546115069
I have multiple potato named dudes blacklisted

>play havoc 40
>one tardo keeps dying
>inevitably wipe
>end screen
>it's a console retard
I fucking hate these subhumans
I want an option to disable this god forsaken cross play feature.

>>546115069
RASHIONS SAR LE BIG ROCK

who do I have to shank to know what the next class is

>>546109561
lol first fatshark game?
you'll be lucky if they remember to post a hint on the discord

>>546118521
father time

>>546118521
You have to shank me from behind where the Emp'rah's light don't shine

WHERE NEW CLASS? I SLEEPED AND WOKED UP AND NO NEW CLASS? WHERE MY FUCKING SLOP?

>>546118880
>>546118959
deal

>>546119731
we're in this together bro. *leaves*

>20k people on official discord
>20 people here
heh....

>>546120516
20 rejects vs 20 poxwalkers

THE LEX
IS THE LEX!

>>546120516
The 20 anons here have a higher winrate on missions than the 20 000 people on the discord combined.

>>546113824
Crazy wasian man.

PRAISE OMNISIA

IT'S UP!!!
>IT'S UP!!!
IT'S UP!!!
>IT'S UP!!!
IT'S UP!!!
>IT'S UP!!!
my dick

I unironically had a nightmare that the 6th class was ganger. It had nodes that just made using autoguns stronger. It was so boring! I really REALLY hope the 6th class is NOT ganger!
I swear it can be almost anything else! Sisters, Admec, Aeldari, Drukhari thats all fine but PLEASE not Ganger.

>>546121005
>Famous last words before the ganger reveal.

>>546120608
coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

4 HOURS LEFT

somebody go wake up the burgers, i don't want to wait till 8

>>546121848
the burgers?

looks good

>>546121971
>rain droplets tomorrow
CLOSE THE OFFICE, SOUND THE HOLIDAY ALARM

>>546121915
the aircraft carrier fatties

>>546121848
burger here, i haven't slept yet and it's 6 am lol

>>546122060
why do you want them to wake up?

4 HOURS LEFT

>>546122512
AGAIN?

>>546122564
reveal at 7pm cest

>>546121848
It's 8:25 here on the East Coast.

>>546122696
>Swedes dropping the reveal long after they've left the offices so they don't have to see the blowback
It's Ganger, it's fucking Ganger. If it was a Skitarii or Sister of Battle, they'd be there to see the glazing.

>>546123346
Catfish has been spotted leaving Sweden with a big bag of Aquilas

It's gonna be a fucking ganger, right?

it will be Abhuman (customize your own mutations!)

its gonna be my peanus weanus!!! :DDDd

https://x.com/fatsharkgames/status/1937881487719694535

https://x.com/fatsharkgames/status/1937881487719694535

https://x.com/fatsharkgames/status/1937881487719694535

>>546124000
nigger nigger nigger you are a fat black gorilla retard monkey nigger

It will be Crusader,
which is basically just Arbites with sword instead of mace and no dog. Another human sized ogryn. Enjoy!

>4 of us wipe within a few seconds
>the instant one guy goes down he leaves, rejoins, is alive and a 2nd guy is alive somehow
How the fuck? All 4 of us were down. All of our healthbars were on the red bar ticking down mode. I'm guessing the guy that immediately left and rejoined had the vet shout revive thing and somehow knows how to exploit

>>546124102
But arbites is already the human sized ogryn?

>>546124139
maybe leaving when downed replaces him with a standing bot then rejoining he is standing? Idk

>>546124139
It does sound like a rejoin cheat. Wouldn't be the first time.

You can feel the tension in the air!

>>546124169
Correct. Hence the expression "Another human sized ogryn", where the key word is Another. The joke is that it's a retarded idea.
I am your resident comedian. I do this for free.

>>546121005
i had one where the new class was "heavy ogryn" and it was just a powercreep clone of ogryn with literally nothing special and then peter griffin from family guy became an ogryn that was pretty cool

>>546124062
AH! GOTTEM'

>>546124329
anon that's pox gas

>>546124139
>How the fuck?
Cheating.
There is a mod that lets you reconnect via chat command. It was patched relatively early on into its life span to no longer allow rejoining if less than 2 players are alive. I assume that person either had an older version, or simply stripped the code that prevents rejoining with a low live player count. Pic related.
You can do many cheaty things in darktide if you care to mess with the code.

It's a ganger and you will buy it anyway, just saying.

>>546125251
>You can do many cheaty things in darktide if you care to mess with the code.
can you unlock all items in the slop shop?

>>546124406
You are not very funny. You should work on it.

>>546125380
I'm relatively sure you can't do anything like that anymore, but I don't know WHEN fatshark included server-side sanity checks. I just know for sure that you used to be able to equip otherwise unequipable items, and presumably slop shop items, but the latter is definitely bannable, and both are patched by now.
It's how some people got their characters shirtless.
It's how some people got le funny epic female veteran voice on their ogryn (and any mutations thereof).
It's how some ogryns are looking like malnourished skeletons because they equipped a body slot that isn't supposed to go on ogryn.
All of the above remains grandfathered in, because fatshark only included sanity checks at the moment of equipping, but characters that never UNequip their shit remain unchanged. The custom, sekrit klub mod that used to do this is no longer functional either way, and many similar functions that should in theory work have also been sanity checked by the server.

>>546125559
It's funnier when you can read. But I appreciate the criticism, I'll keep practicing!

>>546124102
Crusader was reduced to a cosmetic almost two years ago

The new character will have an Alpha Legion personality

>>546125854
i swear to god some of you guys are robots

new class: /coopg/ poster

It will be Space Marine and he'll have 100000 toughness, a flat 99% damage reduction perk and 100000 health.
He'll also get a perk that gives infinite ammo reserves for the bolter and improves aim and reload speed, and all his melee attacks one shot enemies.

Source: My dad's uncle's cousin works at Games Workshop

>>546126205
poxwalker is already in the game

>waiting this long for the reveal
If it ends up being ganger I'm going to be EXTREMELY sad.

It's going to be a ganger.
It'll have regenerating stimms.
Yes, this includes green stimms.
There will be dual wielding.
You will buy it, and you will like it.

uhh bros...?!

I'm going to be happy if the 6th class isn't ganger but I'm going to be mad at tide tubers specifcally Mr.E for shilling ganger for so long and making me afraid for nothing.

I returned to Darktide recently because of the whole new class reveal coming up.
If it's a fucking ganger I'm uninstalling again.

dumb catposter

>>546127212
Your kind is not welcome here.

>>546125295
There has NEVER been a good post that's been paired with this image in the history of FOREVER.

>>546127328
Truth hurts. You'll buy it.

I for one wanna play as a ganger :)

>>546127326
How come? I thought this was in part rat genocide general.

>>546121005
Uh...

>>546127212
You are welcome here.
>>546127326
Mmmrow you lookin' like a tasty snack right meow.
>b-b-but this is LE RAT BOARD
And cats rule the entire internet. Know your place morsel.

>>546127576
>they finally let the cat posters in
Thank GOD please kill these faggot rat posters, all they contribute is mental illness

If the new class isn't a Space Marine, I will uninstall!

>>546127570
Psychic link

>>546125295
yeah and?

it will be longshanks voidsman (female locked)

Playable servitor when?

>>546127689
if the new class is Ganger or Space Marine of any kind I will uninstall.

>>546127741
>takes a single step
>crumples to dust under Atoma's gravity
>-1 total wound, going down instantly kills you ("the bigger they are" logic) unless you have a wound curio

Only reason I don't want ganger is it sounds like Arbites (vet + dog) - dog. Of course that's why it will be ganger to save Fatshark effort.

>>546127328
That isnt true cyberpunk shazam posting was funny as fuck

>>546127789
Bot only class.

>>546127789
you can buy an xbox for a couple hundo

>>546121005
>>546127570

"She/her" yeah right....

>>546127856
nope she drank milk on the mourningstar.

we got ogryns that are capable of saying 3 syllables so we can have long shanks that can drink milk

>>546128019
These are both me.

I am so ready for the first official depiction of imperial felinid!

>>546127974
At this point, I would fucking pay money to have bots with customizable loadout and even customizable AI behavior, just to get me away from the fucking sub-animal retards that shit up aurics by spending several entire minutes anchoring the team behind an elevator, refusing to stop spawncamping fucking poxwalkers.

>>546128019
Excuse me saar, this is the thread regular. Pls cease.

>>546128110
Based

>>546126320
They said no spessmurries ever but legit it would be hype if there were an "asym mode" where your mission gets way harder and a random player gets to join as a "super soldier" to fuck some shit up, would be neat. Could also work as a pvp thing where the extra player is a bad guy ala left 4 dead and goes apeshit as like a plague marine or something

>>546121005
>>546127570
>>546128019
scary to think I might have played with this person

>>546128091
>she drank milk on the mourningstar
Where does the mourningstar source its milk from? Do they even have cows in 40kek?
Hard mode: No fucking degeneracy

>>546128293
I doubt it. I only play Havoc and Auric Maelstrom. I don't touch malice.

Ponygger post feet now.

>>546128329
it's ogryn milk from all the female ogryns that aren't sent on missions.

donut

>>546128373
gottem

>>546128019
L O N D O N

O

N

D

O

N

Seems like a pretty good indication of Fatshark's (deserved) reputation when nobody here has any faith in them.

>>546128432
Ogryn bones are quite strong. I think you might be onto something.

>>546128019
>brony
>fighting games
IDBLT.

just got off the phone with fatshark

its 3 snotlings in a trenchcoat

>>546128293
>memelander reaction image
Malice kiddy spotted. I'd rather the ponyfag be here.

I want them to open up the bar

>>546071825
They're either adding a Bone'ead ogryn or a genestealer that's ever so slightly suspicious but can fool the rest
Or at worst felinyd conscript

LEAK'S UP!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3dPiHtOx6M

>>546128641
red gobbo bros we won da revolushion

>>546128704
If they open up the bar and allow whispers I'll ERP all day with the ponyfag you can be sure

>>546128329
I want to say that a lot of traditional earth livestock have survived to the 41st millennium as humans brought them with them during the Age of Discovery/Dark Age of Technology.
However the most common livestock by far is the alien species known as Grox, but I don't think you can milk them.

It's a Chaos Cultist of Tzeentch
Gotta try to play the dark gods off one another

>>546128964
Pretty sure not. Grox are fucking dangerous but they eat literally anything.

>>546128889
I ERP with no one.

>>546129105
Just the males, and they are usually lobotomized.

>>546128964
There's a passing mention of bovine 'protein extract' being added to worker rations on Terra in a fairly recent book so they do exist in some capacity

I thought bronies died like 10 years ago

>>546129237
modern entertainment is so shit people are digging up old media

>>546129237
That is not dead which can eternal lie
Homestuck is even coming back somehow

>>546128805
imagine a fucking amogus mode where you have 5 people instead of 4 and have to figure out who's the traitor before the mission is over so you just become paranoid and think every misplay is subtle sabotage