Thread 546083797

Waddling Edition

Previous waddles into: >>546056873

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

-Current whiteboard:
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86595711-4912-9214
-Previous whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86591196-3572-3404
-Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
-WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg

-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font

-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw

I am sorry to disappoint all the ladies and gentlemen that assumed that I was a girl, I only am a male with a passion art.

/UTG/ IS LOSING WEIGHT BEFORE CHAPTER 5!!!

TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!

>>546082958
>deltarune theorists have an issue with treating the story like it's a puzzle and nothing more
Umineko is about something like that

>>546083797 (OP)
FATASS

Buttfucking Frisk (female)

i want sexo with krissu

Gamzee is the Knight.

the cycle continues_

if i am a 5'8.5 male, how much should i weigh

>>546083930
art?

>>546084027
That's a boy

>>546084068
It depends what you're going for in life really like if you want to have sex in the butt you should be a little underweight or else it'd be gross but if you wanted to be the owner of a pizza shop you'd have to be a little overweight or else i wouldn't trust you

>>546084012
you can tell by looking at them they're shitpantskris

>>546084068
280 pounds (muscle)

>>546084214
>if you wanted to be the owner of a pizza shop you'd have to be a little overweight or else i wouldn't trust you
lmao

>>546084157
and?

personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!

Fave might have body dysmorphia because they want to lose more weight despite reaching a steady 25 BMI

>>546084280
To each their own i guess

>>546084214
im laughing so hard
>>546084325
25 isnt that slim esp if youre a lady so its fine to lose more weight

>>546084325
>might

Fave jerks off with petroleum jelly only because they learned about it from that scene in Grandma's Boy where the guy jerks off to Lara Croft.

>>546084450
IDEK what that movie is des-ooh

fave only jerks off with panties on because they find skin to skin wet contact disgusting

>>546084027
We know, December

fave has a BMI of 31 and wants to die

Fave has never orgasmed and never jerks off but gets horny all day

>>546084568
we know noelle

>>546084648
we know ralsei

>>546084608
kressfag what's your bmi?

>>546084027
>Kris (Forma de Bayonetta)

>>546084568
>Jerks off
>Panties

What ethnicity is Chara, Frisk and Kris?

>>546084914
whatever you imagine (there is no answer)

Fave jerks off with their underwear on because their dick sticks straight up and they dont want to clean up their cum.

>>546083509
Here, picrel

>>546083523
>you gotta get a calorie counting app
Yeah I have one, haven't used it much though. It's inconvenient, but I know that's not really an excuse.

>>546083807
Yeah no it's the angle, I do have a bit of tummy. Not much considering my weight, but still enough to where I really don't like how I look. The response has not helped lol. I fucking hate how I look, this stunt was a mistake. I wish there was a quicker way to not be fat, watching the pounds drop so slowly is disheartening and makes me wanna stick a gun into my maw.

>>546084912
nta but shlicking off sounds gross and just doesnt feel right. im jacking my meat im beating off etc

>>546084914
Chara is white and Frisk and Kris are yellow white like LEGO

>>546085015
im gasterbating

>>546085086
OUGGG IM ABOUT TO GASTERBLAST

>>546085004
aw krisanon its ok most of the anons here arent like model thin. slowly but surely you will reach your weight goal. your cat is very cute and fluffy. older cat? he doesnt seem to be grooming himself well maybe its just his fur type though

>>546084914
human

TWP Gaster

why are humans so wet

>>546085253
70% water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdNjiyOJs4g
What is the motif that plays at 7:05, or is it original to this fan's composition?

>>546085253
Because it's raining somewhere

>>546085253
need water

>>546084012
you cannot be fucking serious

>Artist for fangamer undertale/deltarune marchandise posts a new feet pic.
>Now notice how fucked up her feet are from doing muay thai.
>But its still a free feet pic

>>546085253
Cause we’re full of water elementals dummy, didn’t they teach you that in magic class?

>>546085004
You poop your pants. That cat probably has remnants of shit in it’s fur from being on the same surfaces as you

>>546084914
Banana slug. Chara is actually yellow too, but Toriel put really gaudy makeup on their corpse for the open casket funeral.

>>546085253
I think Susie would lick her eyeballs like an actual lizard if she had the ability to do so

>>546085391
Temfag I'm coming for ya

>>546085301
kris piano sevenfour

>>546085154
Eh, thanks. I wish I was a shapeshifter so I didn't have to look like this. I get few chances to work out due to my job (work from home, desk job), which makes it harder. I do have a treadmill I really need to get into the habit of using. If any anons are Christian, please pray for me.

Older cat. We got him several years ago. He always lays near me, guess he likes me more than my roomie.

>>546084012
Okay yeah now I'm double sure facedoxxing was a retarded idea.

>>546085482
Then make a /utg/ meetup already I'm ready to throw down.

>>546085582
Baltimore Convention Center. Meet me there. This Sunday

>>546085391
>muay thai
the CHADDEST martial art

>>546085437
this being a real possibility is so damn sad

>>546084748
25

>>546085514
Holy fucking shit you're right. That's amazing. They made it sound so fucking triumphant and epic.

I am looking for indie games that are similar to Undertale, Deltarune and Omori.... Something with great story, memorable characters, good music. Gameplay doesn't have to be great.

>>546085862
Oneshot
Night in the Woods
OFF

Wasn’t chapter 5 supposed to release with 3 and 4?

>>546085693
Nigga if you can honestly plan something like 2-3 weeks in advance and get a group of people ill actually come. I have to drive 3 hours to get to raleigh.

>>546085862
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

>>546085862
just play VNs

Temfag are you off the meds again

>>546086057
Nah I just got a high from excitement cus a fangamer artist posted new feet pics

how do I draw feet
shoes too, make yourselves useful and point me to guides

>>546085862
If you haven't played it, OFF and Mother 3

>>546085979
Already played, great game!

>>546086197
look up drawing tutorials and look up irl pics of feet to use.

>>546085940
Yes but Toby FUCKED UP

>>546086197
feet are hard to draw but i'm more inspired to learn shoes because painterfag does some beautiful ones

>>546086197
You are not supposed to be drawing feet. You are supposed to be drawing hooves and digitigrade paws.

>>546086353
I’d sell the souls of everyone in the thread to be able to draw like painter

>>546084286
BattatQuest is going well. Already have some ideas for cutscenes written down and I already made a bunch of pippins sprites not shown here

>>546086524
Very, very interesting anon. Can't want to see how it'll progress.

>>546086524
can’t wait for the collab with noelle enclosure

>>546085985
Already playing them since 2012

>>546086524
Insane

>>546086524
those are some cute sprites

I've decided I'm not gonna post here until I finally look sexy. See y'all later.

>>546086916
see you tomorrow

>>546086916
I got on zepbound and am doing my best to eat a high protein deficit and going to the gym but also I will continue to post here

fave is contemplating fat thighs

>>546086524
Aaarrgghhh, and just now I was wrestling with my inner desire to make a pippins game despite my previous ventures into the medium being really stressful and ending up in me not learning anything
Good luck with Battat Quest

>>546086524
This is so cool anon

>>546086524
will you add in the oc pippins and if so will you let the creators write some dialogue

>>546086524
is the final boss DD

>>546087027
Contemplating getting fat thighs or contemplating someone else's fat thighs?

>>546086916
when he comes back full anorexic kris in 8 months and all the anons want to fuck him but its too late because his hormones are so fucked up he cant get hard anymore

i must do it i must write aarghhjhjhhhhhh

Weird Route is so innovative
Toby Fox GETS ME

>>546087243
someone else's

>>546087164
yes, and I didn't think of that. I'll figure out some way for that to happen

>>546085862
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Higanbana no Saku Yoru ni
Rose Gun Days
Ciconia no Naku Koro ni

Feeding fave the shitty overpriced Taco Bell meme pie

>>546085862
Look Outside is REALLY good.

>>546087765
>I baked you a gamer's delight!

>>546087765
Pipis pudding pie, delicis, yum yum!

>>546087765
Queen...

>>546087765
this radiates evil.

Berdly drank that one lemonade from Panera Bread and died

>>546087765
What the fuck is this

>>546087765
Fave will get fatter / Fave becomes fatter

>>546087765
sopor slime

>>546086524
this is so fucking cool

>>546084286
investing

>>546088067
*bares teeth*

>>546087915
Too much ice? Brain freeze?

>>546088214
is this real?

Post pics of faves fully clothed in the bath (it's my fetish)

>>546087915
He would've, but Kris saved his life by drinking all the caffeine powder that settled to the bottom of the dispenser first, and simply went into a coma for a day. Toriel just brought a blanket out to the car and tucked them in in the backseat.

>>546088214
I can confirm this, if you insert any bills in the vagina it will swallow them like an ATM

>>546088227
getting a little cranky arent we?
seems like someone needs something to take the edge off that old think pan

>>546088301
duh I just took this photo on my iPhone
>>546088374
mine never gives back correct change it's so embarrassing

>>546087918
Baja Blast pie

>>546088214
we just making new sex here

Of all the video game genres how difficult would it be to make a platformer? (I'm gonna regret this later on)

>>546088310
this is all I got

>>546088274
They put caffeine in it but didn't clearly label it and lemonade is a popular drink among those who can't have caffeine for medical reasons so they accidentally ordered it and died

Teach think I'm paying attention but I'm just really playing the tale

Whiteboard spamming is happening again

You ever have a specific artist or group you wish would draw something Deltarune related?
For me it's Ayawasuca.
I can easily see them making a doujin of Noelle as an oppai loli getting raped by Asgore being forced to bear his goat-deer hybrid rape babies.
Ensuring her new life as a babymaking onahole
https://exhentai.org/g/3618414/9ba1b99c57/

>>546088935
>Exhentai
>oppai loli
just go after normal shortstack porn you fucking weirdo

>>546088547
You've heard of Sex... now get ready for Sex 2.

What if instead of caffeine it was laffeine and it makes you rofl

>>546088846
This is why I don't eat out anymore

>>546088310
I could've sworn ive seen another semi popular drawing of kris fully clothed in the bath but this is the only one I can find rn

>>546088574
It's a common genre for baby's first game project. Unless you have crazy plans for mechanics it should be fine.

>>546089134
I have this one but it isn't really the right mood

I probably should have catboxed this... Hopefully the mods dont delete my BattatXTenna pic...

>>546087723
Already played Umineko and Higurashi a long time ago. Never played the others not sure why....

>>546088935
>white screen
I fucking hate that site

>>546089226
...

>>546089226
what's with the whiteboard spam

>>546089065
I hope not, I think I already have noticeable enough lines from smiling/laughing too much and I'm not even 25 yet, I don't wanna make it worse
Fuck my stupid baka life

>>546089335
>afraid of having the marks of happiness and love on their face
we really do live in a society

>>546089043
no u

>>546089335
>literally the happiest person in the world

>>546089143
I don't want it to just be jumping, I wanna add a few... mechanics. I don't think they're too complex, but maybe they are and I'm just being a hopeful gamedev noob

>>546089335
Niggas be like "I'm happy and I don't like that"

>>546089335
>already have noticeable enough lines from smiling/laughing too much and I'm not even 25 yet
Laugh HARDER

>>546084286
Sure, why not! Last time you'll ever identify me anyways, may as well have it be at the start of a thread instead of at the end of one
https://litter.catbox.moe/8xryb69g6ncyvf1w.png

>>546089335
>t.

>>546089692
and grow fat

>>546088574
>>546089520
Noelle Enclosure anon here: Platformers are really easy, since it's mostly just loading a level and interactions between two objects.
Mario jumping on a Goomba, hitting a block to get something out of it, collecting coins, completing a level, and changing the level is pretty dead simple.
However, what do you mean by mechanics...

>>546089429
>>546089504
>>546089571
>>546089692
THEY DON'T LOOK ANY GOOD

maybe you just need to exfoliate

>go to /utg/ meetup
>ralsei isn't there

>go to /utg/ meetup
>temfag is there

>>546089981
>go to /utg/ meetup
>mfw there's no six feet tall goat man with gorgeous white fur

>>546089879
THE RECORD OF LOVE THAT OUR FACES KEEP IS ONE OF THE BEAUTIES OF BEING HUMAN

I think I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. I think I'm just completely and utterly fucked.

>>546090153
>>temfag is there

I let tenna die and didnt recruit the shadow guys

>>546090260
you need vitamins/probiotics/blood/meds

>>546089335
i have smile lines too because i find everything funny since i was like 8. hey it just means you're happy a lot :)

>>546089743
I love dice

>>546090316
>blood
damn vampires in my general

>>546090316
If I take B12 it fucks me up (hot flashes, bad chest feeling, anxiety ramps up, etc), I take meds but I'm still kind of eh all the time, my blood tests come back fine (besides low b12 but see first), and idk about probiotics
im probably screweedddd

>>546090343
>Not "Fully Clothed"

>go to /utg/ meetup
>cool artists there

>>546090210
IT MAKES ME FEEL VERY SELF-CONCIOUS BECAUSE OF MY AGE, I DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY

Speaking of probiotics (again) do I gotta eat yogurt every day or something?

I got an idea!!! Why don't we just host the meetup at the next rainfurrest, guys? It's the perfect spot!1!!1!!

*waddles into waddlethread*

>>546090261
if temfag comes and we all kill him and agree not to talk about it like that one mob that killed that one guy terrorizing the town would the cops be able to get us

>go to /utg/ meetup
>make frens

good morning btw

>>546090675
Good morning FAGGOT

>>546090631
Isn’t there an image of a fat spamton family waddling across a road or does that image only exist in the memory of one of my dreams

>>546090575
I mean we all die.

>>546090742
There is a gif of a waddling spamtong, just not across any roads

>>546090779
>battat talking to the other pippins

>>546090675
Good morning! :)
How are you?

>>546090438
It’s never joever anon. There’s a million things that could be wrong and are fixable.
>>546090596
Plain Greek yogurt (sugar bad for this), or probiotic pills if you need a heavier dose

>>Smile lines
>Unhappy
FUCK

>>546090779
I know, which I hope happens to me before I turn 50

Probiotics is just the power of the SWARM empowering your body, become one with the hive cluster

>>546090709
i'm imagining this being said by the tf2 soldier

>>546090853
hello hello, i'm doing good, drinking my morning coffee right now. :)

Undertale is about generational cycles of violence and the power of forgiveness and kindness
Deltarune is about how awesome teenage furry sex would be
Very bold, Robert

>>546090575
Time will keep on passing whether you feel confident or not, anon. Better to feel good about it!

>>546090675
Welcome to the waking world, you have any sweet nightmares while you were dreamin?

>>546091025
>i'm doing good
Great to hear.
>drinking my morning coffee right now. :)
Same here. :D
Have a nice day!

>>546091021
they’re like some king of friend inside me………..

>>546091069
I don't think I will start feeling good about it anytime soon, I'll keep deploying my best resting bitch face whenever necessary so I don't make it worse until I become old enough to where one would expect to see smile lines on someone's face and maybe then I'll be okay with it and can stop coping

>>546091275
not this time around, but some months ago i had an entire weeks streak of having halo flood nightmares. it was very weird and memorable that i got them multiple nights in a row. lowkey been actually avoiding playing halo because of that.

>>546091294
thank you! you too! :D

What if Asriel was the final boss AGAIN

>>546091606
FUUUUUUUUU I LOVE BOOOBS WAN FISH MILK!!!

>>546091481
:( well I hope the day you feel better about it comes sooner than later. Imagine that in the far future, your older self wished to wake up younger and do things right. Imagine that today is the day that wish was fulfilled and you woke up as this age. Fulfill it for your future self and live freely.

>>546091595
I would milk his fat testicles

>>546091606
pipis...

>>546086982
I did the same when chapter 3 4 dropped but I hit a plateau after losing 60 lbs and feel super nauseous

>>546091595
I’d fill temfags ass with semen

>>546091751
>Imagine that in the far future, your older self wished to wake up younger and do things right.
Nta but I’ve been like that since I was like 10. I’ve felt old since I was 12. Old, useless, and about to die soon. I don’t think I was made for this world.

>>546090629
Didn't they stop making those years ago?

>>546090290
This game has so much optional shit. How many different endings do you think it'll have for the last chapter?

>>546090629
let's infiltrate dashcon 3 actually, we can sell cheap dice to tumblr

Reminder that all dicers are degenerate gamblers and would even bet their bodies on a dice shoot

fave just farted very loudly

>>546092013
unf

/utg/ meet up at Dave n Busters for bowling

>>546092013
stop shaming them for their unique biology, they have to gamble to decide who gets pregnant, it's a vital step in their reproductive cycle!

>>546092015
thank you spamton...i feel so much warmer under this blanket

>>546092013
this is known

>>546091595
What if Asriel is the post-game superboss that requires deranged reflexes

>>546092198
pippy's face always cracks me up here

>>546091906
>I don’t think I was made for this world.
Those words are very familiar to me as well. I don’t fit in with the normal world at all. But what we tend to forget is how vastly different and complex and varied the world really is. Somewhere out there there is a life worth living.

Fave dies of fent overdose from cut cocaine

>>546092015
SEX

>>546092232
>heh, human male, try avoiding THIS attack!
>(shoots sperm looking projectiles)
what did toby mean by this

fave towns can make you right sick of crowds

Whoa lore alert
Nvm i forgoted it xp

Try that in a favetown

>>546092283
>>546092013
I seem to have replied to the wrong post.

>>546092432
i don't see any issue

>>546092432
lmao

Do you think Asriel would prefer being the small spoon even if he's tall?

>>546092432
haha I assumed as much

>>546092432
Freudian slip
dice parts sound like a yahtzee roll

>>546090596
Take a probiotic two hours after taking an antibiotic. Don't take them together, or the antibiotic will kill the culture. Take one probiotic every day you are on antibiotics. Not only will you shit well, you'll probably have the easiest shits of your life.

>>546092010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqDGO6N4iGw
That does it, the lore is we reality warp in a susie where the FUCK are we kris way into different cons
This is my charging music for earning nerd cred to fandommax

>>546091751
You know what? I thought about it a little bit (not the being older and wanting to do things right part, I'm not really like that) and concluded that it's kind of retarded on my part to feel like this, I have no reason to feel this way
I don't even plan on getting together with anyone so ultimately whether I look old, young, attractive or not is completely irrelevant to my life in general. There is literally no reason or justification for me to be hyperfixating on something like that so much, so I will try to stop
The curse of being a human and being able to feel self-concious, I guess. It's something I can't do much about sometimes.

This does not even deserve a captains log introduction

>>546092262
Eh. I just expect to be dead in a year.
Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.

>>546092514
Yes why do you think he dated a giant fat cat bitch

>>546092726
>Not only will you shit well, you'll probably have the easiest shits of your life.
for me it’s just a lotta fiber and water mmm whole grains yumyum

>>546092886
Captains log star date ex delta ray 1B
Today....I find.....a midnight snack.....what will it be well see fufufufu...roger.

>>546093009
>dated
non-consensual kiss he was literally raped

>>546093009
I don't know man. Catty seems pretty pushy. I wouldn't be surprised if Asriel was basically along for the ride.

>>546090376
I have such a broken sense of humor that even the most mundane or random things will have me cackling sometimes, so yeah it's something similar for me and also it explains why I have the lines

>>546092886
I want to bed this doe

>>546092821
Hey, it’s good that you can recognize that irrationality. Not a lot of people manage that. Being a human is indeed a rough fucking ride. That’s why I’m always for not taking things more seriously than they should be

Braaaaaaaaaaaaps
That was a Catti post, she would smirk at that

>>546093219
*SNOOOOOORERRRFFFFFGHGHHH* nyoygh~

>>546084286
good luck reading this slop

https://rentry.co/vg8udzzv

>>546093143
that's not "broken," that's highly advanced beyond current culture
you're simply too funny and creative for current year

>>546088935
Based tastes king

>>546093509
It sucks a lot most of the time, I will laugh at very inappropriate times and have accidentally offended people this way or gotten bitched at for it, and understandably so

>>546091548
Lucky. Whenever I have nightmares they're always like, weirdly personal
like, for example, a long time ago, I had this weird dream where I was like, attending this weird Homestuck meetup, where a bunch of people in cosplay were showing up to, and it was being held in this random person's house. I remember cosplaying as john, and it was pretty fun up until the part where everyone had to like, go home. For the rest of the dream I was just like, wandering the streets, tryna find my way back home. For whatever reason, dream me forgot to tell anybody I was going to this meetup, so I had no ride or nothing to take me back home, and for whatever other reason, I decided that the best course of action was to just find my way back home on foot. for whatever reason most street lights were fuckin broken, and so i just like, there, wandering aimlessly in the dark streets for what felt like forever, in some random ass neighborhood, where I knew nobody, and becoming increasingly more and more panicky, because I was getting more and more lost as the dream went on.

>>546093449
kino and heartwarming (despite the cold and spooky setting)

>>546090742
Now there is

>>546093449
I liked :) the kinship she has with DD is nice

Hopefully I die soon after Deltarune is finished
Goodnight

why doesnt toby make characters like this

>>546093449
Thanks for the food, schlurp schlurp schlurp
>>546093967
Me too, good night

>>546093967
NEanon is this dlc???

>>546093845
*floors the accelerator*

>>546094002
whaooaoao booooooooba mama mia

>>546093845
*stops to feed them the old nuts in my purse*

>>546094072
they're built to withstand any vehicular damage, and bounce off into the woods where a fat spamton neo stomps out and fucks your car

>>546093825
i too suffer from the suburb maze in some of my nightmares. nothing but black silhouettes and night sky outside of cones of street lights.

>>546094002
Shut the fuck up, coomer.

>>546093663
i mean, the fact of the matter is that we live on a planet where at least 50 nukes have simply "gotten lost" due to typical humans doing human things
anyone who seriously thinks anyone on this planet actually knows what they are doing is simply utterly delusional, and the only reason people are "successful" is because they can convince others that they should be
laughing is the only thing one can do in response really

>>546094002
>catty and bratty

>>546094327
The metal gears.....war...war has changed....

>>546094327
toby is a hack, you're saying

>>546094314
hey temfag can you remove your furry porn thanks

whiteboard guy pls

>>546079707
I may write a fanfic based on the momswap idea. I'll probably do slice-of-life, but it could be interesting to see how it could work with the Dark World stuff.

Who is the Liquid Snake of Underrune

>>546094002
We'll never know
:pensive:

>>546094423
no, I think the hack is metatextual self-aware narrative with esoteric characteristics
i strictly believe it was not a coincidence that Homestuck started a year after Project Chanology revealed that the most public and most influential "secret society"/cult on this planet is literally based on bad scifi
Hussie accidentally made Homestuck a cult, and Toby is purposefully making UTDR an obsessed fandom with minor cult-like characteristics

this has to be one of the generals on the board

>>546094590
Call Toby, they know too much.

I'm still thinking about the idea of utg singing songs for christmas and I really hope it happens because I think it'd be fun

>>546094327
>t.Joker

JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ROCK

>>546094716
wait really? i thought this general was a figment of my imagination. youre telling me all these posts are real?

>>546094725
there is nothing Fun about Christmas. or Singing

>>546093845
the sign is a good touch

goodnight utg

>>546094994
g’night

>>546094716
Yaaaaay! We're not the worst! We're not the worst!

>>546094994
sleep tight anon

>>546094994
We'll be here for ya when you're back online with us again.

>>546094994
Night FAGGOT

>>546094716
Easily the best general on /vg/

>>546084286
populate with your pippins

>>546094725
Hmmm. I wonder if I can get my Zapper voice actor to sing a christmas parody. But I would need to come up with the parody first...

>>546094725
Honestly all that needs to happen for that to Happen, is like, a single anon posting their attempt at singing a Christmas carol or something, there's a pretty good chance that'll cascade into like, a good handful of people posting their attempts at singing crap

>>546095261
is the car cashes?

>>546095261
kt should be sneaking around the playground

>>546094590
yeah I dunno if I'd say Homestuck or UTDR are on the level of exploitation as Scientology or other cults like the Moonies. I think what you are identifying is just the human behavior for fanaticism that's been drilled into us far before any of this existed. there is no other connection than a desire for love and communion.

>>546095424
You're not wrong but I mean like, not just anons posting their attempts, I was thinking something more along the lines of a combined effort for the final thing, something like a pseudo choir

hello /utg/, I am posting from within my lucid dreams
it’s nice and comfy in the dreamscape

>>546095551
we have spanish ralsei and small noelle we can do something

>>546095612
Please describe how Asriel's COCK looks like

>>546095612
volcanoes lava eruptions exploding dinosaurs shrieking phantoms blood and debt

>>546095535
>there is no other connection than a desire for love and communion.
actually, there is also lore and opinions about lore
that's the part that causes wars
also, yes, Hubbard did in fact say that "religion, that's where the money is"

ultimately however it's obviously again just a descriptive model of real phenomena, so obviously it cannot fully explain everything in the first place! it's just a headcanon hehehe

>>546095612
yo check this out

Why again are there dice and gambling in the TV world?

>>546095687
what is your favorite color

>>546095771
parental controls not strong enough

>>546091595
Japanese devs do be liking their reoccurring bosses

Susie should get a dice weapon (it’s a reference to my HERO Setzer)

>>546095783
i dont think i have a favorite color, but i do like that purple isn't real

What if we made utdr parody lyrics for All I want for Christmas is You then just searched the rest of the parts in a choir arrangement for every other anon that won't be singing the lyrics?

No problem, thanks for getting Owned by my Freaking Game

>>546096082
i like that blue is the rarest color unless you look up

>>546095503
fujo get back to work

>>546095261
It's too late for me to draw, is it okay if I do it after my 8 hours of rest?

>>546095771
Because, as Shuttah explained, the actual Dark World is based around the entirety of the Dreemurr house, and Tenna just kinda built his set all over everything, obscuring the purple lands and the true setting of the place. A bummer if you ask me. Had it not been for Tenna, we could have gotten insane loredrops and insights into Kris's inner life and family relationships. Oh well, that's just how things go sometimes, really sad that the TV just kinda turned itself on overnight...

>>546096352
yes

>>546096353
I wonder if Kris opened and closed a dark fountain to talk to Tenna when they plugged the TV in between chapters 1 and 2 or if they just sat in the living room talking to a regular ass TV in the middle of the night

why can’t natural blue hair be real
science has failed me for the last time!

>>546096191
blue is also the color that gets less visible from aging, it's kind of awful because everything gets more yellow with age

Man i knew this guy fave see now fave that guy can spin out memes you got a joke this guy will have created an entire animated sequence in a blink not even kidding

>>546096618
Kris turns blue in the dark world to recapture their rapidly fading youth

I'm blue, if I were green I would die

>>546096612
anon no dont go to the dark side

>>546096612
Link…

>>546096618
everything becomes piss in the end…

>>546096851
Stop, you'll summon him

>>546096891
* pisses on u*

>>546095551
I fucking hate my laptop. I had a whole fucking thing typed about how it is technically THEORETICALLY possible, but it shut the fuck down RIGHT as I was gonna send it. At times like these, I wish I could throw this piece of shit out a window. Anyway, yeah no, it's probably definitely technically possible, it would just take a level of organization that I don't think utg as a general has ever tried before. I could be wrong, so don't quote me on any of that. You would not only have to get utg to agree on a specific song to sing, you would then actually have to GET them to sing it. If you really wanna see this "Christmas song-along" thing become a reality, don't let this message discourage you, just cause it's never been done before, don't mean it's impossible, y'know?

what if spamton was a mosquito

>>546097178
spamsquito vs tennatick

Jingle fuck, bat man sucks, robin laid an egg

What if Spamton was Jewish and he really really wanted you to read the Torah

I wanna get snax but I don’t want my teethies to feel icky in the morning

mmmmmm 3am.... perhaps time for beddie bye time

what if Spamton was a bunch of spam meats

>>546097121
swappa and jawa.gg arent bad places to find a used laptop thats still good

>>546097541
Go to bed. NOW!!!!!!!!!

STOP YELLING

STOP YELLOWING

FUCK U ILL HOLLER ALL DAY AND NIGHT!!!

>>546097815
dont you ever post this ever again

what if Fave had a technique with “Evil” in the name but was somehow still convinced they were the good guy

>>546097684
mmmmmmm one more youtube video.....

>>546097815
It's Christmas dinner

>>546097903
Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp176Pata_E

I checked with my Zapper VA he said hes willing to sing a christmas song because he thinks its funny. If anyone wants to help contribute to a funny /utg/ christmas parody go on ahead.

finna jump to another planet

why do celeste and teoh want to kill fidget? :(

i think my voice might not quite be ralsei enough for ralsei up your bat, time to detransition
https://voca.ro/1kshet5TxNzZ

>>546098141
Mario when he jumps into the launch star

>>546098141
We're stuck on a whole different planet

>>546098361
>detransition
Please be joking

>>546098234
they're just mean kids (celeste is insecure and teoh wants to eat the flesh of the innocent)

Defriender ship status?

>>546098539
there are no jokes on the internet

>>546098234
Teoh doesn’t want to he’s just playing with his friend

I feel like i need more cookies

id like cookies or other delicious treats

>I saw it, in the guitar.
>There was... a code, for the Shelter.
>... Didn't get to write it down, but...
>Damn it! We were so close to something.
>... Guess we just gotta... try again tomorrow.
Reminder that the chapter 5 dark world will be in the Holiday mansion.

>>546099220
santa…

>>546099146
A friend inside me...

>>546099267
Maybe A Dark World, but not THE Dark World.

im not cutting my nails or showering heh

i smell real badly

i smell real berdly

>>546099376
she needs to step her game up and fuck fujo too she's the only one missing

>Weird Route
>Kris and Noelle go Holiday mansion, Susie is alone
>Partial Weird Route
>Kris has to pick and ditch Berdly, somehow, and access it alone
>key is probably under the cactus
>may need to be wearing Noelle's silver watch(?)
>Berdly must be injured or completely fine (?)

Which of the pippins couples have the most sex?

>>546099765
battafujo and painter and pippy

What would be scarier? The "Ice Labyrinth" in Holiday Mansion being a Dark World or... not?

>>546099802
when are we getting a new painter pippy child?

Is every Darkner insane?

It's crazy that Dess molested Kris and Noelle and forced them to have sex with each other haha

>>546099861
Shut up, Ralsei!

>>546099861
Keep talking, Carol?

Gimme some real mobile games right NOW

added trundle to the lake

i hate the deltarune college chara roommate AU cringe so much. i'm sorry dude but i seethe about it every time i see it i have to post about it here even though there's not even any in the thread. but it makes me seethe because it feels so retarded to me and such a waste. maybe i sound crazy for this but it makes me cringe so bad chara would probably not go to college for one but it would also just be supremely retarded for them to be just there with no gravitas or fanfare and its no big deal and also with the whole question of who kris is, i mean say what you want about what kris is but kris and chara can't both exist in the same universe. not for real. just like frisk and kris can't both exist. it can happen in retarded nonsensical fanart but it makes no sense and it makes me seethe. ok. this is my drunken /utg/ rant thanks for listening.
also it bothers me especially bad that a lot of college chara art makes them really hot. because i'm like that's awesome but then it's combined with the college chara cringe so it makes me conflicted. and i hate the feeling. i just want people to draw chara cool and handsome and hot and sexy with cool clothes but without the stupid college chara cringe headcanon. but we can't have nice things guys

>>546099926
cookie run ovenbreak
kingdom sucks

>>546099802
batta batta fujo tetsudou

>>546099926
sorry I just play gacha slop or gba/ds roms and Pokemon

>>546100043
hey kingdom isn't that bad but now that you mentioned it I haven’t been on in like 2 weeks

>>546100180
meh

>>546100016
>Chara is their own character
If fanfiction writers weren't brainlets, they wouldn't be fanfiction writers.

Being media literate isn't optional anymore, not sorry.

>>546083797 (OP)
Jesus Christ was that scene fucking necessary?!

>>546100293
yeah its over or something

>>546100180
if I were a woman id honest give burgerpants advice on how to not be a total fucking idiot and try and get him a date with someone.

>>546100363
you know you can do that as a man

>>546100442
but then she can't fuck him with a pusy

>>546100016
yeah no kris is not frisk or chara so yes they can exist in the same universe

>>546100593
but theyre basically the same fuckin guys. or like combined of the two of them. or something man. i mean it just doesnt make any sense. they have different names and different sprites but it just doesnt make any fuckin sense, don't kid yourself here. don't tell a lie to yourself. it makes no fuckin sense man. if toby had all 3 of them in the game without providing a damn good explanation it would make 0 sense and seem like retarded fanfic. that's just god's honest truth. oh yeah we just HAPPEN to have like 80% exactly the same traits as each other and are in the same positions in terms of our relationships to the other characters that are shared between narratives! sure! we're totally different people and 100% separate we're just brothas from anotha mothas. get real man

>>546100180
Partially undressed is my fetish.

>>546100324
Toby will definitely make fun of "Dess Groomer" crap.

>not the Knight
>had nothing to do with Asgore's dismissal
What else are fantards wrong about?

>>546084286
Finished the intro. Facesprites subject to change
Files a bit too big sadly so here's a link
https://files.catbox.moe/9thp1s.webm

>>546100950
that there's going to be more than one ending

>>546100809
they are just in the same circumstance dude they don’t look the same they have the different names it’s different people

>>546101147
>https://files.catbox.moe/9thp1s.webm
das borked, might be on my end though, im not good with computers

>>546101182
hurrrr durrrrrrrr. you're not fooling me. it's just straight up retarded full stop. there's something fishy going on and it's probably complicated, kris is some crazy weird thing, something like that. but they can't all exist. it's just not happening. this different name cope is a cope that's it

>>546101147
This is fucking incredible, please tell me you're gonna finish this and not let it rot in a hard drive somewhere

>>546101147
this is amazing IWANT MORE

so when will toby have his characters appear in playboy just like what happened with marge simpsos "yes this is real"

>>546101294
It's a firefox thing

>>546101294
I have to use one of those shitty mp4 to webm sites. will post again after it's done
>>546101467
>>546101501
Thanks, anons. I feel pretty confident that I'll be able to finish and release this. my plan is for the game to be a short story where you go around and talk to a bunch of pippins and pippin oc's

>>546101534
Toby is Japanese so they will appear in a JAV by that pool

>>546100950
Pleae remember how foolish you were when Tobby canonized it

>>546101147
I LOVE THIS WHERE CAN I PLAY IT???

>>546100324
Yes. It was very necessary.
>>546101906
nice

>>546101892
only if its BBC jav

>>546101294
>>546101147
Fixed version for those who can't see it
https://files.catbox.moe/3f7acd.webm
>>546101998
I just started making it yesterday!

Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

>>546101147
is this the beginning of battafujo?

>>546100324
God this is so hot I wish Dess touched me when I was a kid

Noelle is playing through Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for the SEGA Genesis when she gets to the graveyard level and suddenly sees an entrance into a background room (which isn't meant to be in this level so the tileset is all fucked up) while the music corrupts into a beta version of Thriller that was only on early revisions as a special attack jingle

>>546100324
Oh so we doing this now?

Boy Dess boylesting Boy Noelle

>>546102752
>>546102891
Fucking hell yeah!

>>546101906
Why be in fandom, if you're just going to ignore the work you're a ""fan"" of, and just going to make shit up in your head?

>>546103181
It's not made up in my head its a prediction of the future. Future Toby transmitted the information into my mind backwards through time. You wouldn't get it.

>>546100324
>>546102891
>>546103150

>>546102868
Does Noelle ever get annoyed at the video game characters bleeding at her and telling her secrets when she's just trying to have a nice normal playthrough

>>546103107
That's just AsrielxKris

Asriel is the same way, by the way.

Nobody bothers with whatever hints Toby drops, they just give him a generic teenager personality.

>a
>literal
>choir
>boy

>>546103742
ALCB?

im going to the grocery store to buy some macaroni bolognese and some breakfast sandviches, wish me luck lads.

>>546104504
Damn, Dess really did ruin Kris.

>>546101147
What virgin of RPG Maker is this?

>>546104504
>investigated
it's instigated dumbass

i can see the tobyposters turned into pedodess posters

>>546104713
>i can see
clearly now the gay has gone
>i can see all
faggots in my way
>it's gonna be a
fabulous sunshiny day

>>546104690
Only faggots proof read and only trannies care about it

>>546104713
nigga I've always posted KrisxDess

there was a fight over mettaknight last thread and I wasn't here to see it? lame

anyway I'm updating the schizoboards, i don't care how brains damaged people think I am kek

>>546105029
No that was the wrong word and they should feel bad about it

>>546095771
Mettaton in Undertale had a cut casino so that might be part of it, a recycled concept.

>>546105339
>the schizoboards,
is that like a dossier?

>>546106442
no it's just a game theory. don't worry l, I am not dossier chan

>>546106427
Cute!

good morning i love them

>>546102416
thanks, i did watch it and it is definitely a great intro! very curious to see where you'll take the story too...

>>546107136
No she's dumb she has no milk flour or eggs.

>>546108246
This one's actually kind of heartwarming

i HATE tenna

I want to molest Temmie's tems

Susie is already out of queen /v/ while Noelle is still in

>>546109229
The doe must win.

>>546110313
He so goofy :)

>>546110231
https://youtu.be/8kL9Qhu_W18?si=oFxZDpv2UBLW4TgB

>>546109160
>armpits
fucking no

What the FUCK happened to the whiteboard

>>546111307
Depends who's asking

For anyone that missed it, it was literally HUNDREDS of pictures of skibidi toilet meowskulls and a furby

>>546111478
Eh, now its just spamming the naughtiest no-no word the under-aged shitter knows.

The what now?

>>546111919
The nigger word

Huh?

Saw that anon's proposition. I'm using this Tenna to lure them ig.
I'm open to a truce backed by a promise (which I don't break) but I have my doubts - Doomer never reasoned himself into disliking me. it's completely irrational, I'm open to a clean start but I doubt he has the mental capacity. If the threadshitting bothers so many people I'm willnig to concede on things. Get to me when you can tennafagette.

k so onto more pleasant things, how is /utg/ doing?

>>546111140
hey, isn't it okay because they're shaved? imagine danger colored hair in the pits. third wave feminists are as necessary as truck nuts, pineapple on pizza or sending aid to Israel.

>>546111478
drawings or just imported images?

>>546112282
>drawings or just imported images?
Imported. Although, there is an interesting consequence to that which they have probably learned. Now they're just spamming their AI prompts in text form.

Temm areola

>>546112398
there's a whiteboard setting to disallow that feature isn't there?
On creation.

dumbsei
smartsei
cracksei
and eggsei
(ignore the two on the left)

>>546112553
It's a bit dumber than that. More importantly its funnier.

>open whiteboard
>first thing I see if huge noelle tits
This is how whiteboard should be
Whats the point of a shitty whiteboard if the first thing you see isnt fat hyper deer breasts?
I should be already at half chub if Im to browse whiteboard

Ralsei will be the big winner of ch5

this fucking enby is ruining my life

I would like to have sex with Spamton.

>>546113812
Do you wanna get lynks disease?

>>546113812
Im sorry you feel this way.
Just know someone will respect you even if you dont respect yourself :(

>>546113654
Fantastic.

>>546113862
now that you mention it, Deltarune and THHPII are very similar

>>546084019
Based!

Having a lovely morning out with Asgore at a cafe before we get on with all the things we have to do out, and as we each sip our coffees (we wanted to mix it up) I watch how cute he is using his flattened palm as a tea plate since he was so used to using one that it felt unnatural not to have anything beneath his cup and especially enjoying the little "mmmh" sound he makes unconsciously after each sip (which is strangely a different satisfied sigh than what he does with morning tea). Getting home from work as early as possible so I can baby Asgore since he seems to have come down with a slight fever since yesterday, and as I sit next to him so I can feel the undersides of his ears for a rough estimate of his temperature I notice a little shiver he was trying to conceal so as to not worry me in quick response to which I grab an extra blanket so I can snuggle in right at his side to help him rest with a little extra warmth (he wasn't even feeling dinner so I was naturally quite concerned, but luckily his condition improved the next morning and I made him basic wonton soup to share). Winding down to get ready for bed as I see Asgore has seated himself on the end of our mattress to wait for me to emerge from our bathroom after brushing my teeth, and as I seem him seated so nicely there I'm inclined to give him a few goodnight smooches before getting a random impulse out of nowhere to give him a big extra-sensual one on that special spot on his neck just under his jawline below the right ear he thinks I don't know about (as I commenced I heard the unmistakable sound of his tail suddenly start wiggling hard against the bed sheets, and although I had only intended for this to be some light canoodling before sleep I realized I had irrevocably altered the trajectory of this evening with my actions such that trying to reverse them now would be frankly unfair to him)

Why it's so hard to draw anything decent?

>>546088935
I wish more people would draw Frisk and Chara as big women. The best doujins I can get is Fransslop.

>>546114813
Because you are never satisfied with your own skills and outcomes? I feel that way too, but I keep going.

>>546102575
Goodnight Charafren.

>>546115112
>* You try to explain to Dr Gaster that you really know what happened to December
>* You feel the needle enter your neck
>* ...
>* You feel numb again...

Goodnight. Here are Dess' sexy feet.

>>546114813
Because you aren't doing it with the gamblers grindset
If it doesn't look good now then the next one is definitely going to look great
and if it doesn't look good then, then the next one is super definitely going to look great
and if it still doesn't look good then, then the next next one is super definitely absolutely going to look great and amazing and beautiful
and if the nex-

>>546115712
does are hooves dummy

[Verse]
The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call
Give up free will forever, their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience while never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance, let your country control your mind
(Let your country control your soul)

[Chorus]
Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry, you'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed

[Bridge]
The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole, the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see

[Outro]
(Let your country control your soul)
(Let your country control your soul)
(Let your country control your soul)
(Let your country control your soul)

>>546114813
Whenever I draw I tend to see only its flaws and imperfections instead of just appreciating it for what it is, I drew a picture of my favorite character a few months back and despite it being a simple MS Paint drawing I ended up spending hours on it obsessing over every single perceived wrong stroke. Although I tend to enjoy writing more since I'm not as hypercritical of every mistake for some peculiar reason, I do still enjoy drawing occasionally. You should simply try to have fun over trying to make it perfect, imperfections can be charming in and of themselves while even adding character to your art.

>>546116456
Teenage Munching Human Vessel

>>546115754
This is my mindset
I sometimes feel like to roll a great drawing I need to make 100 shitty drawings first.

I had a dream where the world was fucking ending, a nuclear bomb exploded half the country with everything on fire. Then some guy walked up to me and said
>You know that vanilla Kriselle will never ever happen. Just accept whatever last moments of Kriselle you'll get in chapter 5 weird route before Noelle was used up. That's all you're EVER get
Then he mutated into some kind of monster and crawled away on his 8(?) legs.
Which one of you was that?

>>546116965
were there dice

Kris is a cute girl and also the reason why Noelle is a lesbian.

>>546117076
No but during another part of the dream I saw a massive hoard of fat women who don't speak my native language. Maybe some fujos were there.

I love Chara so it was very comforting and reassuring when she told me that we would be together forever

>>546117771
Based hooman enjoyer.

Reminder that Kris uses pizza-scented body spray. Kris has smelled like pizza (and probably not even good pizza) the entire time and everybody has been polite enough to not call it out.

>>546116267
I'm the exact opposite. Made a lot of deeply inept drawings that I'm happy with but writing down bad sentences causes me physical pain. Funny how that goes

>>546116965
That was you from the future

>>546118889
That body spray was Asriel's
Kris doesn't use body spray and hasn't showered or even taken off their clothes since the start of the game

>>546120084
Same. Writing good is like alchemy to me.

>>546120332
>hasn't showered or even taken off their clothes since the start of the game
imagine the smell

>goes to bed without changing clothes or taking his shoes off
>sleeps with his window open in autumn after it just rained

>>546121026
Bitch doesn't change clothes at all. Even Sunday clothes were on top of everyday clothes. Kris fucking reeks.

>screen goes black
>slowed down damage_sfx 19 times in a row wich slowly picks up speed
>...
>...
>...
* you got 100 dollars.
>weird route extended jingle

>>546121267
Kris has an embarrassing tattoo and doesn't want us to see it

>>546121662
Cool spam

>>546084012
It's science at this point that ugly, dysgenic people love ugly and disgusting things

doomin'

>>546121532
Is this implying we whored Noelle?

>>546085476
You just want her to have a big slimy long and articulated wet purple tongue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG2DVSAGz0w
>where is it? where's the rest?
* the money? <3 what?
>the money, Kris, where is the rest? Kris? WHERE IS THE MONEY?!
* ... <3 I spent it with Susie
>what? you did what?
* you try to excuse yourself
>you gave my money to your bully?
* kris begs for asriel to hear him
>hypergoner.mp3

>>546122506
goonin'

>>546122841
coomin'

>>546122713
yeah and?

>>546122630
>chapter 0
>holiday mansion
>playing as flashback kris
>dess is there
>hey kris, follow me!
>enter room
>item unequip sound effect
>heart breaking sound effect
>noelle heart shatter sound effect
>damage sound effect
>spammed at random intervals and layered ontop of eachother
>ends abruptly with dess dialogue that isn't shown
>kris is pale when the screen turns back on
>moves twice as slow
>has 20 extra dollars in their stat screen and only 8 hitpoints left

>>546122506
mornin doomer, just woke up as well. hows yalls lives?_

>>546123075
Say it! Don't sugar coat it or hide it.
Tell everyone what it is.

Wokerune
Gendertale

>be me start deltarune Rimworld colony
>custom scenario to get the main fun gang plus noelle and Berdly
>kris and Noelle IMMEDIATELY get together (lol)
>five seconds later Susie and Ralsei also hook up (lmao)
>first night amounts to everyone else having sex while Berdly jerks off in the corner
>eventually Susie shits out an egg
>nearly have an aneurism keeping it alive through winter
>kill the colony cat for trying to eat it
>eventually the egg hatches and it’s a weird goat-lizard thing
Already what should I name this meme baby?

>>546124541
Ralsus to keep the naming convention.

>>546124541
>kill the colony cat for trying to eat it
canon compliant image_friend
name them Sural/Siesai
also get a mod to edit the gene of anybody that joins into a deltarune character, work your way trough the pool of darkners and hometown residents
also pics?

>>546123389
This is funny because Dess isn't even fucking Kris as a prostitute or something. She just gave them 20 dollars because she's cool

>>546125110
and then raped them

>>546125185
It happens. Just take the 20

Carol status?

>>546125546
bells = jingled
we = carolling
sound = raising
christmas = here, and merry

>>546125813
Oh Carol as in xmas choirs I never caught on that before haha
Toby is a clever boy

>>546124913
here's my god forsaken colony in all its glory

hymn and raise up your bat are both songs that canonically exist in universe
don't forget is a cover of hymn sung by dess that uses lyrics inspired by raise up your bat
it's the same situation as lord of the hammer and dragon blazers, it's a reinterpretation of the songs like they're reinterpretations of the prophecy

>>546126092
>112 meals
could use an entrance directly trough the butchery room to minimize dirt buildup in the kitchen, move the batteries to their own dedicated room (bzzt event is gonna kill your wooden base otherwise) and make a hospital when possible (haygrass/wood flooring, lit up with single beds) and a dedicated prison
other than that a decent starting base, could use some stonecutting and spiketraps but quite neat otherwise, i'd put a 10x10 of cotton corn rice and healroot if i were you
>does look like it was built by teenagers because it isn't osha aproved

>>546126585
Dess is into religious music? Dessbros...

>>546126092
Did Ralsei die or did you send him somewhere?

>>546126585
Thruth nuke incoming:
Kris made the OST for undertale.
Proof is in the piano easter eggs

>>546126707
>i hope i can become a game developer one day, what do you wanna be when you grow up, dess?
>a nun

>>546089335
Fave says we're all gonna make it

>>546123389
>*weird route jingle plays*

>>546126771
on a meme quest.

>>546084012
i never got how fat people have the confidence to post their filthy fucking diseased bodies online. Like, dude. Nobody fucking likes fat people, you're disgusting. Lose weight.

>>546127586
Scottish anon...

>>546127656
i bare no correlation with that individual as i am english, not scottish.

>>546127586
i actually like fat people, i'm considerably thinn from all the sports i do but i have a lot of fat acquaintances, my best friend is fat as fuck and i still she's amazing, her entire family is also fat, i also have a fat neighbour even if barely see them eating anything during the entire day
i'm also green and wear sunglasses

>>546127724
At least you weren't raised in a cult

>>546127861
Kek

>>546124250
I WANT SUSIE TO THROATFUCK ME WITH HER BIG SLIMY LONG AND ARTICULATED TONGUE!!!!!!!!!

Good morning /utg/

>>546128370
Goat morning to you too