Thread 546086731

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>Welcome to Springfield - Fortnite | The Simpsons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqQDlH9ztL4

>Fortnite Welcomes Our Alien Overlords - Fortnite | The Simpsons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZU-XOg4-Rk

>Fortnite | Simpsons: Drop into Springfield in BR and Delulu!
https://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-simpsons-drop-into-springfield-in-br-and-delulu

>Quests, stats, shop
https://fortnite.gg
https://fortnite.gg/stats
https://fortnite.gg/shop
https://www.fortnite.com/item-shop

>Quick XP Strategy
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/3126-9885-4862/

>Season XP Leveling Pace
https://www.fortnitexp.net/

>Mission Alerts for StW
https://freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/
https://fortnitedb.com/

>Fortnite’s Mixtape Music Pass Brings 10 New Jam Tracks!
https://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnites-mixtape-music-pass-brings-10-new-jam-tracks

>Bringing Hero Classes to Odyssey
https://www.fortnite.com/news/were-merging-lego-fortnite-expeditions-with-odyssey-by-bringing-hero-classes-to-odyssey

>Fortnite Ballistic v37.10 Adds the Veiled Precision SMG, Deployable Wall Gadget, and More
https://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-ballistic-v37-10-adds-the-veiled-precision-smg-deployable-wall-gadget-and-more

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>>546043175

this one was posted first

Hey retard I made thread first >>546086721

incoming mothnigger melty

>>546086840
>this pissy over a 2 second difference

>>546086774
thighjob....

Other thread is nemia fag coded, im not using it

Lynx!

This thread bigger number
Me use this thread

i filtered the other thread's op image lol

this is the bread

Uh oh... guys... the mothfag is known for having melties... He's not going to like this.

>>546086840
Don't have a cow, man

>>546087153
>oh no the gay faggot will seethe
Like he hasn’t all last thread kek

Is this real

>>546087306
kek

We should talk more about how much we want to fuck skins like Ruby

>>546086774
her thighs are that big in-game btw

Is /fng/ ready to pull an all-nighter for the first and only update of C6MS2?

You need some shields, anon?

Make a new fennix skin

>>546087306
kwab

>>546087258
>the other guy is le gay
>we are not though we talked about cocks and jerking off all day!
???

>>546087665
here we go. meltie time.

>>546087717
Take your meds schizo, everyone can open previous thread and see it all.

>>546087816
yup this is it. just 3 schizos arguing with themselves. a real pity...

Hope!

Ok before this thread devolves into people being horny again I wanted to ask: Someone here mentioned that there's a glitch to get the loading screens from the Sidekicks in shop and being able to keep them after refunding them. How do you do it? Can I just buy it then Cancel Putchase after?

>>546087987
I want to eat Marge's blue hairy pussy so fucking badly

>>546087816
Why yes I will laugh at the irony of someone deriving conspiracy theories based on a cryptid skin

>>546084030
He's based for providing me with huge titty porn

Fortnite!

>>546087987
>risking your account for sidekicks loading screens

>>546087987
i think it's the opposite, if you buy them, unlock the loading screens and then use a ticket epic also takes away your profile icons and loading screens, basically it's impossible

>>546088178
holy fuc kthat is disgusting

>>546088178
>when you hear someone shockwave bombing your location but you promised your teammate that you swallow

>>546088270
Just a reminder a ton of Fortnite higher ups are all furries and BDSM freaks.

>>546088150
true

what creative mode are you guys using for exp

>>546088270
dont tell me you never did that on a puke or die situation (AKA being drunk in public)

>>546088323
Grim

>>546088345
Dont use Pukemirez for your ERP please

>>546088150
>>546088404
Ruby a cute

>>546088150
Imagine being her.

>>546088150
I like this style because the childish hoodie makes her look autistic.

"BACK DOWN!!!"

>>546089559
what's the method?

>>546089163
I need his D

>>546089759
ew, he's transphobic

>>546089748
Just NPCs to kill and has a coin room

>>546089645
GUHHHH SNIFFFFF

>>546090336
I wish that was me and a fat neet gamer from this general ngl

>>546090776
your parents failed

>>546089972
the nickeh larp is one of the few funny ritual posts ive seen recently and i dont even know if him btfoing that tranny is true

>>546090809
ik but it doesn't matter

>>546090776
Wait who are you in that ass easting scenario?

>>546091142
the one with their nose up their ass

Ramirez's VA

>>546088150
Based and Ruby pilled

>>546091175
i like the way you roll

>>546091516
you really like taking screenshots of her running

>>546091701
Because its all he does, no fighting

Imagine for a moment the aroma in this image if you were Nemia.

>>546091701
Here’s one of her jumping

>>546091770
I'd be lying if I said I didn't find spider-pig funny when I was a kid but I never found it as funny as everybody else.

>>546091721
It isn’t as nice because of how replay tends to track bullets

>>546091814
GGGUH

>>546089645
>>546088178
Why is Ramirez so beautiful??

shiitna seems sure this update will have 1 secret collab (not tyler the creator or stranger things)

>>546093308
The emote expressions into fluoride stare is pretty jarring

>>546093608
Shittna is a retard

>>546093608
where did he say this

>>546093608
It's time

>>546093875
>>546093889
>>546093949
i confused both fuckers because both post almost the same

>>546094057
where does he say he's "sure" as you stated

Want to have a squad carry me to victory for the umbrella but my controller has pretty bad stick drift and I don't want to be too heavy a burden so I exiled myself to solos

>>546094102
You can get cheap 3rd party one for like 15-20 dollars bro

>>546094101
i mean if the headline is
>COLLABS COMING TO FORTNITE IN 1-2 WEEKS
it's not crazy to think they're sure

>>546091770
YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER PEELS

>>546094102
If I had money id hire goons to help players get guaranteed wins
Id be so rich

Can't wait for this event!

>>546088650
>>546088404
my hotfortwife

>>546088404
Guh sniffed

So why are trannies trying to turn this general into /owg/2?

>>546094161
I am beyond broke and yes I've been trying to wageslave but no one wants any slaves

i know you guys are being faggots but what do you guys think will get made into a sidekick (and subsequently given to me for free)
i think the wolf one is probably guaranteed but what about the gingerbread man?
>inb4 they give the gingerbread sidekick out for free during christmas and dont give me exclusive ohgee rewards

>>546094824
Have you tried asking our fat goddess buni to get you one?

rat win!
i had like 50 games of just dying to storm in the final circles because i couldn't keep up and players with the krusty blasty. having the krusty blasty and those slurpees saved me with being able to move faster and closer to zone. and im surprised I didn't get popped out in the open while i was bloodthirsty and foolishly missing my shots trying to kill that guy in the air.

>>546094795
the Kiriko Empire grows

>>546095215
pigs, dogs, cats and dragons are leaked to have default names, anything else will have to wait

>>546095337
Your kind isn't welcome here

>>546095369
dragons you say? im surprised because unless next season is something medieval a dragon does not fit at all, but i guess they did add a random dinosaur from the wilds season

>>546095284
Congrats on the build win! And cute cheese censors.

>>546095679
When has Epic ever cared about keeping things on theme of the season? Of course they’re making dragons, they’re gonna sell

>>546095215
Maybe Kyo (the robot cat from Season 9) since the first Simpsons short had the cat in it when he was changing stuff with the remote

>>546095679
Scales is probably gonna be the next one but i can also see a new one, from the list of leaked defaults, there's also a misc section, i assume for stuff like CTL Jr and Flopsticks
Dragon Names:
- Drake
- Scales
- Dominius
- Galthrax
- Snarl the Magnificent
- Lord Fyre
- Burnard
- Burny
- Draco
- Drakkus
- Drae
- Wyrmling
- Sal Scales

Misc Companion Names:
- Lil' Greg
- Pleepo
- Buddy
- Champ
- Snazzy
- Zonez
- Athriax
- Bingo
- Luna
- Stevie
- Joey
- Rosie
- Johnny
- Max
- Ready
- Rascal
- Scallywag
- Joker
- Ace
- Queenie
- Kingsley
- Jacko

Pig Names:
- Snorf
- Meatball
- Hamantha
- Francis
- Boaris
- Pig
- Chonk
- Snuffles
- Curly
- Truffle

Can you still get the Assassians Creed skin by purchasing that one AC game on Epic store?

>>546095337
The Juno Empire*

>>546096086
no you can't that expired in like 2023. they should bring it back with a new connor or altair skin

Television
Rules the nation

Well?

>>546095250
ngl I would stoop to that level but I don't use discord

>>546094795
I just gave their last thread a read out of curiosity and outside of some waifuposting they actually discussed the game. /fng/ should take notes.

>keep getting competitive fortnite videos in my feed
>they're all about damage traders, turtlers and storm surge abuse happening basically everywhere
I'm sure it's "thrilling" to actually be there in a comp scene that matters with some things but it feels like Fortnite's is rotted.

>>546096382
Juno did not have members that could smite you off the thread. The Kiriko Empire is a dangerous entity.

>>546096887
Not to defend them because it gets out of hand a lot recently but /fng/ also talks about the game, surprisingly a lot recently with the simpsons, problem is that the game is so simple you can either say it's good or bad, fortnite BR has no depth

>>546097130
can you post simpsons hope

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

How you can give your woman access to your villa?
Trespass and a-witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Let's review the situation that you caught up in a
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say
And if she claim, ah, you tell her, "Baby, no way"

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me

>>546097159
Don't have her, soz

epic is smoking crack if they think anyones buying a spiderpig or krypto sidekick, white women already bought Spike

>>546097159
Here's today's pic from the hopeson artist

>>546097053
>smite you off the thread
You mean be obnoxious faggots that ruin the thread and no one likes? Yeah that sums up Kirikofaggots

>>546097709
Ivan hated this

the only thing that'd make me consider buying a sidekick is if they added pommy from bomberman

>>546097830
>This constant desire to give faggots unwarranted attention.
You're Ivan. Kill yourself.

>doing the Brick Life quests
>find Lisa sleeping in Bart's bed
What the fuck...

Hana Park.

>>546097885
>>546097830

>>546098089
slag that gives free blowjobs to her fat neet fanboys

>update night
Please just give me Donut Cop bundle for 1500 and a random furry for 800 thanks Timmy
Gonna take a stab at her name and say Donut is called Sprinklella

Also it's kinda funny and BASED that she's an iced donut so you could roleplay an ICE agent with her "deporting" people off the battle royale island

I just looked at the previous thread. You niggas are horny. Is this what Ruby being in the shop does?

Need a Spice gf (Fat neet gamer from /fng/)

>>546098814
anon i promise you, if you get a haircut, lose weight, and wear deodorant you will find a girlfriend on dating apps. you can lose your virginity. i believe in you.

leaks when

>>546096890
>I'm sure it's "thrilling" to actually be there in a comp scene that matters with some things but it feels like Fortnite's is rotted.
It's not, it's incredibly boring to play and watch, whic is why these fuck ups slum it in pubs and then cry that other pro players are stomping them

>>546098994
I meant I want to get catfished

>>546099020
when you pound my prostate and make me cum hands-free. thats when.

>>546097680
>tit resting on homers head

oof so close

>buy spiderpig sidekick
>name it Opal

>>546099496
>returning the pig after the joke is finished

>>546099169
0 0

>>546099496
will you even be able to rename collab sidekicks

>>546097680
>>546099221
fixed

>>546099689
Mmm cream filling...
Aughhughaguhg...

I like how almost everyone agrees that the Brie Paradigm retcon was an absolute trash decision by Mustard

>>546099689
based

>>546098994
Bold of you to assume I have armpits.

My tinfoil hat theory about Rocket League is that it silently cranks up the matchmaking difficulty whenever you're close to popping one of these "win 10 matches for a free level up" quests because it knows you're going to be trying to finish it off. I swear that whenever there's one of them in an event, the first six or seven matches go by easily and then the last few are like having a dentist's drill jammed under your fingernails. I've come to dread them even more than "get assists", "do thing and win", and "win 3 in a row" quests.

>>546099775
I fully believe he wanted pic related to be played by Brie Larson

then when timmy said "no mistborn movie retard" he raged and left

.

>>546100968
Does this to you

>>546100484
delicious bri

>>546100968
Playing a single player game as a female character is not gay
Playing a multiplayer game as a female so other guys can look at you and jerk off is really really gay

My tinfoil hat theory is that Fortnite is designed to keep boys straight by introducing them to the beauty of the female ass.

Is Jebediah pickaxe the only ranker this season?

>Pretending this literal wooden board is hot
lmao

>>546100968
gays literally want to dress up as women, that says a lot more
>inb4 they not
they were the ones begging for the high-heels kicks collab to be real

>>546101183
The umbrella

>>546101142
>straight
Other way around. https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.meta/tnum/546043175/deleted/deleted/

>>546101495
thumbs up nice

30 minutes?

>>546096538
>Malcolm
>Raziel
My NIGGA.

>>546101495
>get to unreal during last season
>the stupid OXR ranker doesn't unlock any styles
FUCKING NIGGERS.

I'm guessing that skateboard turtle and mecha team leader dog will be added this update. My best guesses for some other ones would 100% be a bird because the birds are the most industry-plant meme skins they added and I know that turkey one is coming so it'd make sense to make a Lil' Budge or whatever

>>546103213
Real gs want Kain more

>>546103352
Mine works fine but I did in ZB.
All of my umbrellas have unreal unlocked again and have for a while. I know they didn’t work but they fixed it a few updates ago.

Hot damn, I always go to sleep early on update nights so I can wake up and see what's new but end up waking up right before the update anyways.
Guess I'm refreshing twitter over and over and posting screenshots here, again.

>>546103704
>ranked death star umbrella
how?
I have the unreal blackbling but i cant edit styles on the umbrella.

Why.

Nick Eh 30 plays like a fucking spaz. No wonder all the kids I fight when I play build mode are always cracked on Adderall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhhM-_fn7eg

for me? ... it's scratchy. i need a plain anthro character after they ruined scoob with the hoodie. itchy and scratchy show is cool. excited to see his leak and will be buying and running him for the rest of simspons season.

The awful physics on the straps for this style really ruin it for me. I wish he had a style with the bandana and sunglasses on his base outfit

>>546104275
>watching this retard
If i want to watch builds sweat shit i go for Peterbot because hes actually good and based.

>>546104052
Like I said mine is unlocked and has been for a few updates.
I don’t know what happened to the people who still have that locked. If you didn’t do it in normal BR or ZB it might have something to do with it but I’m not sure.
I know it shouldn’t matter since it’s supposed to take your highest rank anyway but I read a lot of people complaining that they still have their umbrella locked.

>>546104289
do you really want to buy every anthro? not asking in an offensive tone or anything, just curiosity

>>546104224
They're too lazy to model anything that would normally be covered so they just use some algorithm to roughly trace out a fake sock instead.

>>546104653
He said he wanted a plain anthro you dumbshit

>>546104617
Likely bugged because i only play ballistic.
How retarded can these devs be, holy shit.
Gonna write a ticket and see what they have to say.

>>546104692
and is a cartoon character that really only fits the current season surely the best choice?

I hope we get Lilo and Stitch for summer. Nani skin pls. In a perfect world the lifeguard would get in as an apex gooner skin.

>>546104747
Yeah that might be it
Even on the two seasons I didn’t bother hitting unreal I had done it on reload and still have the unreal umbrella for both of those.

>>546104849
The plainest anthro in the game currently is Meowscles and he's locked to an old battle pass. You ain't going to get anything better than Scratchy

All I want is an Itchy and Scratchy emote.

They fight!
They bite!
They bite and fight and bite!
Bite, bite, bite,
Fight, fight, fight,
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

>>546104985
Blitz, my beloved

THE ABOMINABLE FRINKMAN - jam track

>>546104994
in really curious if they will include itchy as a sidekick or at the very least include him as a backbling or a appearance cameo in a emote, seems like a lost opportunity if they don't

>>546105118
HOYVIN

>>546104965
I noticed i have everything for season 1, both the backbling and the umbrella.
After that? just the backbling, and the OXR one is still locked.
How hard it is to have a simple check for max rank on the account that unlocks it, ffs.

>>546104967
not an anthro enjoyer but wouldn't that be camille? if you mean male true

>>546104521
>watching peterGOD
HOLY BASED

I can't wait to stroke to the donut

>>546105290
Dude is a fuckass, but has went to lan multiple times and took a shit on everyone.
He has my respect.

>>546105236
camille is the best and cutest fortnite skin ever. a plus is that she's very thin and plain, shes literally only wearing a tie, shes naked and anons freak out when we said scooby should have no clothes and call us furfags

>>546105231
Send a ticket and hope it works
They should be aware of this though I always see people on twitter complaining about it

>Just got home from work
>Servers offline
WHAT THE FUCK?

Did they ever make the OG Kal-El's cape glider work with the newer Superman skin?

>>546105320
someones gonna draw that

>>546105503
Horrible.

>>546104994
You forgot to add "and bark" after the 2nd and 4th lines

>>546105483
its update day, the servers are scheduled to be up only a hour after downtime... but as shown on simspons launch day hopefully they dont fuck it up this time

>>546105395
i don't get why it wasn't an extra style option on top of the cel-shading

>>546105236
Fuck any "Anthro" skin that forces your default player icon to be this weird lookin bitch spwsv

>>546105687
It's funny, I see real women on Delulu run Camille's human style exclusively.

>>546105425
I don't have any hopes for it.
I legit thought it was only the backblings that had ranked rewards, you made me realize that there are umbrellas too, and those haven't been unlocking since season 2 i think.
At this point pretty sure they don't give a shit about the 200 idiots that still take ballistic seriously.

>>546105742
I prefer her human style over the rat form honestly

donut
>>546105503
god fuck the color blue

>>546105754
Wait did you actually play in the tournament to get the ranked umbrella?

go away

the fucking bird

leaks... doko...

>>546105816
HOLY CUTE

>>546105828
I hate the bird skins usually but the owl looks cool

>>546105834
Mothpet... MOTHBROS WON! HELSIEFAGS BTFOOO!!!

>>546105831
not this shit again

>>546105825
Just ranked.
i rush to unreal every time it resets in ballistic and call it.
That gamemode is becoming worse and worse every season, im certain this was my last season, i had zero fun playing.
They messed up everything, even the animations are horrible now, people that slide spam glitch out completely and they haven't done shit about it.

>>546105816
Oh my God

>>546105948
>that guy that said radioactive was right
kek

It's shit
At least Donut girl is cute

>>546105816
>>546105834
BEEG eyes

>dummy sidekick
heaven forbid they used any of the current animals not named doggo, meowscles, or fishstick

>>546105948
Super Styles look fucking awful, literally puke green. This battle pass is the worst EVER for a non-Simpsons fan.

>>546105948
el homo verde

>>546105816
>>546105828
>>546106016
HOLY FUCK FURRIES WON AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

>>546105816
>the ACAB is truly over
thank god

>>546106025
ChihuahuaGODS

>>546106016
>furry shit everywhere
Holy hell man, GAY FURRY 666 is running this company, i swear to god.

>>546105973
To get the umbrella you have to get 50 points in the ranked cup
I think the umbrella was only a ranked reward once

and that's it, that's all your getting for the month

>>546105816
Sexo

>>546106016
>Are some very dark socks
What the fuck is up with Matt

>thrillseeker cope already out
kek, time to flex my brazillian only skin

>>546106025
Wait. I don't hate the looks of these birds. or at least two of them

>>546106025
GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Scratchybros

>>546106145
Oh, so you played the ranked cup to get it?
well, thats less crap then.
the OXR backbling is still bugged and i want it unlocked though.

>>546106016
>another white mtf
LMAO FUCK BODE

Earn 100,000 XP on Mobile or PC

>>546106297
LMAOOOOO

>>546106297
no way... furgods are back

Man Lisa is really the only character that doesn't translate to 3d very well

>actually no skins for Mr. Burns or Sideshow Bob
>when they modelled the legos already

>>546106297
Oh he's free? Nice.I'll use crimal tycoon with xbox cloud

>>546106297
I don't want this shit in my locker or archive. Fuck Epic Games.

>>546106297
>Clyde free
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIT FURRIES WON SO HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>546105828
>>546105831
>playing BF6
>hear owls on map
>"heh owls"
>come to thread
>owl man
Im being hunted

>>546106397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4hrYnxUv0c

>>546106252
Yeah every season there is a ranked cup of BR/ZB solos/duos that gives out the ranked umbrella.
You have 3 hours to get 50 points to unlock it.
I thought you had done the cup and it was still locked.
The next one is one Wednesday if you want to get it for this umbrella. The cup runs all month so you have multiple chances to get it.

>>546106425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xeGE_5kSI0

>>546106397
cunny

Ok where the fuck is lupa then?

scratchygods

>>546106297
toppest of keks, we will not be redeeming

I actually like the Dummy Dog I hope he's dummy thicc in-game

The Wings of Renown Emote is a new emote that allows you to show off your unlocked Blitz Royale Wing Tier when used and appears to be granted upon getting a win in Blitz Royale

>>546106476
This simpsons umbrella looks like shit, im just pissed that i missed the death star one.

Can you disable pets? I'm so tired of seeing peoples ugly ass creatures running around me

>>546105816
I just knew she'd be the highlight tonight

>>546106623
Expected but nice

>>546106016
donut cop is extremely cute and the wizard owl looks great too
2 good skins in an update is already above average for me

>>546106639
Guh

>>546106639
now make her sucking a big black criminal cock

>>546106580
Looks like shit
Getting Krusty instead

>>546106613
I can't tell if that's a chihuahua or a cat.

>>546106580
Makes me wonder if Tom from Tom and Jerry could happen one day.

>>546106623
should have been a IX if you know what i mean

>>546106703
good morning saar

>>546106641
Unlucky
I’m letting you know for future umbrellas though
50 points in 3 hours is free and probably 1/2 games max unless it’s a reload cup

>>546106613
Yesss little flying creatures confirmed
Fuck land animals

>>546106720
what about it exactly looks bad?
>>546106785
it will eventually and bugs bunny

How many more goalls are you willing to make?

Peely BP pages, no third Banana Dog :(

>another Adam skin
Based

>>546106491
STANDING

>>546106806
all the spiccers are gonna buy the Chihuahua

>>546106837
I dont think it survived the translation to 3d well, it looks awkward

>>546106806
we Madoka now

>>546106887
rip to all the retards who thought we were going to get spider pig for free

>no King Homer
>no Donut Head Homer
>no Incredible Hulk Homer
>no TNT Homer
gay

>>546105816
We need an ass check asap

>>546107001
>no Incredible Hulk Homer
You get green homer. It's basically the same thing.

Wait a second

>>546106613
I own a chihuahua irl so I feel obligated to get that sidekick...

Winter Rush upcoming skin it's just like Summer Rush but in december

>>546107062
>Ferrari F40
Okay, now this is Based.

>>546107001
>No sexy cop Marge
>No young hair down Marge
>No kid Marge in a robot suit like her kids
>No primal Marge
>No bongo comic ear Marge
>No Large Marge
>No naked Marge but her hair covers everything
>No nightgown Marge
>No playboy Marge
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

>>546107075
we go through this same song and dance everytime. its gonna be flat in locker due to the idle pose and decent in-game which will only get revealed later since people just take locker pics

>>546105828
The Kestrel is actually kinda cool

The biggest turn off from thw birds where the dumbass bulbous eyes so I'm glad these don't have that issue

>>546107209
>might be free

Doubt.

>>546107209
NICE i hope she has cool facial expressions

>>546107160
CROISSAINT GIRL STILL ALIVE!?!?!?!?! IN THIS ECONOMY!?!?!?!!?!

>>546107062
Very nice. Would cop if I didn't already have the Azura.

>>546107337
Well, that is a filled donut.

>>546107337
PVMPING

>>546106757
Apparently it's called Teacup Chi-Pup so it's a chihuahua

>>546107310
Kill yourself retarded tranny.

>>546107160
wtf thats actually real lol

https://x.com/TheSimpsons/status/1988021893753196607
HAHAHAHAHA

Damn. I had a chihuahua that passed away a few years ago. I feel like I have to get this guy now

Does Scratchy not have a back bling or pickaxe?

>>546107337
Holy sexo. Would stuff lovingly.
I get a little tear of joy every time I'm reminded the ass ban is finally over.

only concept skin this update

>>546107337
Guhhh

it's not a chihuahua it's a cat

>>546107609
https://voca.ro/18gpjazIvHAi

>>546107634
Just fuck my shit up

AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO

>>546107634
And of course Bode gives her a dumbass tattoo

>

>>546107656
https://x.com/FireMonkey/status/1988178462893551760
Ok

>>546107613
Now if only they'd reverse the boob ban.

>>546107634
Well...at least she doesn't have a crop top?

>>546107634
aside from added tattoos its basically a perfect translation to 3D, the problem is the concept itself is boring

>>546107602
idk its weird that him and moe have no bundle, all I've seen from leaks are the skins. i was assuming he'd have a emote and his axe or hammer as a pickaxe

>>546107634
That's a man.
>>546107718
>her
>>546107787
>she

>>546107890
nta but the skins themselves are likely unencrypted because they're also going to be NPCs on the map, while the back blings and pickaxes don't necessarily need to be encrypted

last thing i'm posting, the theme of C7 but i think that was known by now

rate the update /fng/

>>546108008
0/10. They blocked Lisa panties from being seen

actually two more things, if anyone wants to hear about the lore https://x.com/Egyptian_Leaker/status/1988175749422215498 and pic rel is the location of the final event
going to bed, later

Robo Marge when?

>>546108008
meh/10, scratchy and donut cop are cool but shitty ass clyde is free instead of donut cop or plantina

>>546108159
Holy shit thank you. This makes future ventures even easier.

>>546107956
Do you think there was enough people crying about Thrilldiver that they released a cope just for that even though literally the only reason anyone wanted it was because it wasn't easily obtainable

Like literally NO ONE legitimately wanted Thrilldiver

what the fuck are those bird skins

>>546108159
So do you just...leave once you've punched 50 things? There's gotta be a catch.

>>546107956
>>546108445
That one is also (likely) locked to another promo like the purple one, meaning you need a code to unlock the skin quest

>>546108008
A baker's dozen out of 10

>>546108504
I think the idea is that since they made it that you can leave missions after getting all your dailies collecting/destroyed, resupplies have become the least selected mission type
so now you just destroy 50 things and afk

>>546108474
Do not pull this shit.

>>546108474
kissing Ramirez even after she dry heaves!

>>546108578
Wonder if they'll do that with radar towers. They're just as bad except they take 20 minutes instead of 10.

>>546108684
the easy fix for that is just make it so you can leave as soon as the towers are done, but that might make it the most efficient mission type in the game in terms of exp if you join public ones

what's the lore behind this Bird hate?

>>546108159
What they need to do is cut the shelter charge time down to 4 minutes or so, or actually more like 4 seconds. I fucking hate jiggling the mouse for 10 minutes and getting kicked if I get distracted for 0.00005 seconds while waiting.

>>546108896
james hetfield

No way this is a thing.

>>546109019
roblox developers have been ignoring fortnite because you can't do predatory microtransactions
this is the fix

>>546109019
Holy fuck change your fucking font if you're going to keep posting twitter screenshots

>>546108896
They're starting to feel oversaturated compared to other theme skins, I will say these look interesting

>>546109019
we will be supporting red vs blue

>>546109019
this is easily the worst shit they could've implemented, creative is already cancer and this will just up their complaints by 50000% when retarded timmies keep getting scammed out of their veebs

>>546108896
I'll never forget when Tex Flamingo MOGGED sabrina carpenter in her own festival video. zesty fucking bird

>>546109139
It's not a scam thoughbeit

>>546109101
My bad, bro.

>>546109139
>>546109089
>>546109019
Just... don't pay for the subhuman cattle UEFN slop? I really don't care if some retarded sub 70 IQ moron gets scammed.

>>546109019
>spending vbucks on a fucking creative slop map
literally only children will do this. this is ENTIRELY designed to scam children.

>>546107174
>
You'd be better off spending it on chocolate desu

>>546109347
Woah based changes? That mission always sucked fucking dick since you would be 160/200 waiting for husks to spawn in so you don't fail the mission at the last couple minutes.

>>546106297
I don't want this trash in my locker

>just tyler the creator and stranger things slop until start of next chapter
>then nothing for two weeks until WB mode and the christmas collab rush happens
FUCK

said it before but epic sure has been interested in STW lately

>>546107326
its literally the same car lol

>>546106613
>Moth doesn't have pink as a base color so I couldn't do a Rosy Maple Moth if I even wanted to
>Still haven't dropped the permanent appearance gimmick
>They're still gonna be in the top of Best Sellers
Fucking shit why can't any of the big streamers talk about them being a scam that's literally the only way people would start bitching about it way more to get Epic to reconsider changing it

>>546109669
It's literally the most played mode on this game

dont talk to me until I've had my covfefe.

>>546109669
theyre prepping for the f2p release, watch as they update the old UI

>>546109669
It out numbers or outright outlived all their other metaverse slop.

could this be for the fallout series season 2 with Lucy and defaults in vault suits?

>>546109845
>defaults
don't care because it's not gonna be any of the defaults people actually like

>>546106839
>>546107285
>>546107417
>>546107726
>>546109019
Your grandma font fucking sucks mexicANO

>>546109845
This looks pretty New Vegas to me.

>>546109930
>Still no Jonesy in a Ghost busters suit

>>546106016
Sprinkle, the owl and kestrelm and the other half of the Simpsons skins are definitely very nice.
Bird haters in SHAMBLES

>>546110190
fuck

>>546106613
Shant consume overpriced slop.

>>546110190
That's.. actually both a bastard decision and a clever one? Huh. No more having to do a bunch of extra 12-14 levels strictly to get this shit after the rest of the pass, if I just keep up on a season's weeks I'm done. Then again I can also see this being kind of miserable in a proper length season, and it forces people to have to go play the BR mode to get everything, so it's fiendish too.

>>546110190
Gay, I've been afking all of it. I think I played like 2 matches

>>546110190
We had it so easy and yet you niggers HAD to complain about muh secret skins challenges
FUCK YOU

>>546110190
so if i completed all my weekly quests i have to wait till next week? burgh

>>546110190
>Forcing me to grind these fucking dogshit quests in one of the sweatiest BR seasons ever

C7S1 starter probs

>>546110190
AFKniggas......we actually have to play the game.......fuck......

>>546110419
>blahaj
THATS A MAN BABY

>>546110389
My map is completely greyed out, I have not done a single BR match at all.

>>546110419
>tranny colors

>>546110419
wow they're really not hiding the trans colors and skin allegations on that shark slapper pickaxe. they're skin team really is full of trannies

>>546110190
creativesissies in shambles

where is the bugatti?

>>546110419
Heslie sisters with anotha DUB
*DABS UP THE HOT SAUCE IN THIS MOTHEAFUCKIN BITCH DAB DAB DAB*

New mythic slop for the season

>>546110190
Oh so they actually did go back to weekly quest completion for secret skins huh, well that's aids.

>>546110338
wait is that real

>>546110419
>blahaj
tranny skin

>>546110419
TRALALERO TRALALA

>>546108423
now scurvy shoals won't be cancer with its 5 billion unsearchable plants

/our girl/ when?

>>546110190
Time to update my Note 8 and run some bot lobbies.

>>546110576
>red dot sight AR as a mythic
>rich get richer yet again
Why can't you learn your FUCKING LESSON

what the fuck is a blahaj

>>546110190
bot lobby chads RISE UP

>>546110190
this probably means there's not enough weekly quests to unlock everything now then. that screws up my crew sub. unless someone finds a chapter 2 season 6 ragnarok tier quest glitch again

>>546107987
Will pickup Moe bundle only if his dance is part of it

anything leak about crew/gamepass stuff? its getting added in a week but im just curious

>>546110576
i like this new approach of drip feeding new weapons so people dont hate the season right away. give people what they know first, every week or two add new stuff when they get bored

>>546110719
Just, like, sweat it out bro. Spend 8 hours a day on Aimlab and watching Clix streams bro, it's not hard

>>546110792
the shark plushie from ikea that became a tranny icon like 10 years ago. i own one btw.

>>546110927
Finally...storylinekino. Tim isn't gonna fuck us over, right lorebros?

>>546110954
SWEET JESUS
this might unironically be the fastest mission in ventures now

>>546111131
foodthemed shop
probably the donut girl releasing day one

>>546111028
what the hell does ikea has to do with th- y'know what? no i don't think i want to know, thank you

Rev up those vpns

>>546110576
>All the ARs in the lootpool suck at range, even at midrange because bloom
>Let's add an exotic scoped AR that also has even more improved accuracy and a faster fire rate when scoped in
>Will cause the season to devolve into another season of a "get this or you instantly lose" meta because there's only one of them
Well time to go play something else I guess

>new dog has a dbz power up emote
not being subtle

>>546108159
>>546109347
>>546110954
>stw is going f2p
i guess say goodbye to free vcucks

>>546111470
>stw is going f2p
Hasn't it been free for a while?

>>546111306
it by default has trans colors. blue, pink and white.

>>546111501
no you need to buy a stw pack to play it

>>546110957
Surely Epic will cook up a better model, right?

>>546111501
Not really. Last time I checked you still needed the starter packs from the shops to get access to them

>>546111470
Founderbux are not leaving. You haven't been able to buy into getting them for years, you only get llama tickets for the dalies if you aren't a founder.

>>546111426
>finally aimgods can properly punish blasty niggers that spam it at endgame.
Can't wait to beam those niglets out of the air.

Hazbin Hotel collab when

>>546111617
...a better model for the Miku Kicks tm

Might switch from the slurp guitar to this one now.

>>546111645
>>546111571
Wait people are still buying Save the World and NOT getting the free Vbucks? Holy shit that's fucking sad, no wonder Timmy bought all those acres of fucking nothing.

>>546111713
Spoken like somebody who FLUBS their shots under pressure

>>546111807
I'm not the high sens retards you see posting clips here.

>>546111802
Eh, to be fair the skins can be alright sometimes so it's not all doom and gloom.

>>546110190
based
I've already completed all the br weekly quests, so those plus the ones from afking in creative i should have enough to instantly unlock everything

>>546111790
About damn time. Been wanting to use the non stickered version with fletcher for ages,

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

>>546110190
So it's retroactive and will count quests you've already done?

creative has weekly quests you tards

>>546111790
they should do power chords six string backbling as a useable guitar/pickaxe

>>546111790
>giving a style to a fomo item that hasn't been available for four years

>>546112065
yeah

Miku getting a second wave of cosmetics

>>546112138
Just, like, time travel to when the item was still available or buy an account with it off of some shady Guatemalan account dealer bro, it's not hard

>>546112095
Those have never counted for bonus rewards in past chapters.

>>546110957
i hope she gets a cel-shaded car this time but do you guys think MEIKO has a chance of getting in? she's my favorite vocaloid

>>546111943
Why do i have a feeling i have seen you around?
thats a very specific combo.

>>546106580
Looks kuleen, new sweet skin?

>>546112190
*in Rocket League

>>546112308
Please do not co-opt the goofy cartoon cat skin you godless leather-clad heathens

when are servers going back up?

>>546111698
>Founderbux are not leaving

>>546112340
it's both so it could be her Sonic Crossworlds outfit and car

>>546110576
>Red-Eye
This season started off so good too...

>>546112280
You must be thinking of someone else. I've never used that combo because of sunny's stickers not being removeable like the harvester version.

>>546112379
Thankfully cel skins fucking glow from beyond so they'll never be sweaty

>>546106639
This bitch ugly but I will be buying the backbling and wrap

>>546112190
She's in!

>>546112436
do people like that shitty AR?
every time I've used that garbage half the bullets will just phase through enemies

>>546112263
the fact that leakers are specifically saying Miku makes me think we will not see any other vocaloids for this wave at least

servers up go faggots

>>546112709
It's a red-dot so it's incredibly accurate and won't absolutely diarrhoea shart itself from bloom

>>546111717
with how well the show is going, expect next fortnitemares or this christmas

Tyler would be the guy to say "Put me in the game and make me look weird as fuck"

>>546112750
feels bad, Meiko always gets left out but at least Miku is cool so i don't mind her getting more stuff

>>546112834
i mean I'll literally see the bullet hit an enemy and it won't register a hit

>>546112964
Should have moved closer to where the servers are located

Inazuma Eleven collab when

>>546113048
Creative truly was a mistake.

>>546112938
Assuming this is real, the fuck is that face model?

>>546112379
Fry has seen some shit

BTW STW dailies reset after the update, founderchads

>>546113175
It's not

>>546112610
One can only hope...

>400 alert veebs in two days to top off founderchad season
Eating good

>>546113048
are there really 8 year olds staying up this late just waiting to play steal the brainrot

>For some reason, updating is painfully slow

Tim...

>>546113349
>gimmicks
Im sticking to OG forever.

fyi - I got the black and gold style but didn't buy the pass after my crew ran out, and epic just granted me the other two styles because $10-$12 for styles I'd never use (black and gold is best) didn't make sense

neat

>updating
>put on quick game while I wait
>Scott Pilgrim the game
>realize they'll be a great collab
>remember Scott is a pedophile
Thankfully epic doesn't care about that anymore right haha

>super styles are shit as always
>peely shit is unsurprisingly trash
>had the disgusting ralph emoticon bombed into my locker and some of the other peely stuff already
this season sucks

>>546113756
i dont get but the owl is looks way out of place for a fortnite original skin

>>546113713
>super styles are shit as always
yes
>had the disgusting ralph emoticon bombed into my locker and some of the other peely stuff already
yes
>peely shit is unsurprisingly trash
incorrect, banana hater

>slept in and didn't get to do the v-bucks alerts before maintenance
>they're gone
behead every single miserable retard "working" at epic

>>546111790
>still can't choose this style
lame. Also is the locker menu feel sluggish for anyone else

this retard doesnt even know he exists

>>546113951
its sorta weird because all the patches for the last 6 months except the vbucks change one haven't refreshed alerts, so not sure why it did this time

>>546113968
nemia would never say the r word

Soon you can spend your Vbucks on Steal the Brainrot

>>546114035
This is all because of the Roblox shit a few months ago isn't it?

Eliminate and Resupply are now standard alerts, cool. I think??

>>546109845
>>546110042

Fallout 4 just got an update on PS4.

>>546114108
If you dont want to spend on Robloxsloppa you can gacha it away

>>546113951
>>546110954
...okay, they made ONE good change this update. The person responsible may be spared.

>>546114242
This picture of Jonesy is so erotic and sexy

>Servers just came back up like 10 minutes ago
>peely cosmetics are back to being from weekly quests
>load into a lobby to get the last couple done before the next ones start
>Very first game land at krusty burger to break objects
>Instantly shot by a gimpsuit with a gold thunder and immediately spams INEEDMESOMEBUSSINNOBOBBINITLESGO emote
Bot lobbies it is

Fortnite please I need a cute sidekick that isnt an animal

>>546113968
>Nemiafag uses the Fish
Ew time to buy a new Sidekick

>>546114392
Maybe stop being trash at the game faggot

>>546110954
According to archer this hasn't been enabled just yet. hopefully it's in an upcoming update since they changed resupply missions.

https://x.com/archer_fortnite/status/1988194414527959070

>>546114498
please do you weirdo

>>546114392
you just got ragebaited

>>546114392
You too could wield such power if only you put away your senseless pride and donned the gimpsuit. Become the fart slave, and great power shall be yours.

>>546114501
It's 11:24am on a tuesday keep the (you) farming for the amerimutt hours saar

>>546114672
i feel like this is unironically the only way for me to stop seething at gimpsuits, boughtening one myself and becoming one

>>546113954
Im going to give the game an hour or two to get to operating temperature, game is not responding.

Also, StW is going f2p.

>>546114845
I mean if you did you could always give it garishly awful colours and backblings/pickaxes as a joke, but then again it's still contributing to the gimpsuit agenda of everyone looking like an unloaded player model so eh

>>546114910
>StW is going f2p
I remember Epic saying this, like... 6 years ago.

>>546114392
I think BR needs traps, I used to get zappers in OG, why can't they bring those back.

>>546114941
erm

>>546114941
BIG
_____
COCK

>>546114910
Wonder if they'll ever fix trap durability survivors being the only useful ones.
>Also, StW is going f2p.
I'm not opposed to this but man does it make me worry about endurance afk if more people start doing it. Creative's already annoying with having to be moving occasionally to keep xp flowing.

>>546115179
If Moe ends up being a Twitch drop or some shit I swear to fuck

>>546115051
traps are low skill bullshit that ruin the comp balance

>>546115372
LOL

>>546115006
NTA but the only superhero skin I bought was when my friends wanted to do an incredibly gassy squad back in Hunters, they stopped playing back in star wars and might repurpose it for a cope nightwing or something

>constable sprinkle
canonically british

>>546115513
poppycock

>>546115513
Chav donut wife.....

If STW ever goes free to play they'd have to backpay people for those expensive STW packs. which they won't.

Every time I try to steal a brain rot from a guy they just leave and I can't pick up the thing. I get locked into a gay corner with traps and leave before anyone grabs anything and I just log back in to my rarest shit gone.

>>546115747
its better to play in private lobbies

>>546114392
The condom probably always drops there and knew the mystery box location.
Just get a car or mobility items first.

>>546115802
I was waiting for my friend to update so we could private up and I could give him my Secrets but I alt tabbed into my dumb ass being robbed by a fucking Kai cenat

>>546115372
Actual trvke

>>546115941
Better with the shades on

>>546110576
>design a small map around mediocre ARs
>throw in 1 singular scoped laser beam AR that's also mythic, better accuracy, 0 bloom at full auto, and increased rate of fire
>yet another season ruined by nuclear instakill scoped AR bullshit
>yet another season ruined by "find my 1 instawin gun or else you lose" meta

>>546114845
>reflect on your failure and draw necessary conclusions
>OR buy an ugly tryhard skin and continue to take Ls

>>546115941
I wanna poke her in the eye

>>546115941
TITE

>>546116220
gimpsuit skins are literal paid advantage though

>>546116220
>>reflect on your failure and draw necessary conclusions
NTA but to be fair, what are you gonna draw from getting bukkaked nigh-instantaneously by some raging faggot in spandex with a legendary tier gun? Just don't land? Just hide in the corner for the entire match? Just get luckier?????

What's the best footnigga skin?