Zero Majors is All He Gets Edition

>Half-Life Television
https://www.hltv.org/

>Watch the Major Here
https://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier
https://www.twitch.tv/richardlewisreports

>>1788760 (OP)
HOW FUBARED ARE WE FALCOONY BROS?

>>1788767
falcons are the most likely team to win 3x bo3 in a row of anyone
monesy needs to turn on for 1 map and you're 50% there

>>1788760 (OP)
you're probably the sorriest piece of shit on this board
post more frogs if you agree

>>1788770
Did you see them yesterday though? They seemed like they weren't having fun from the get-go.

anybody else cringing at faze and their fake pumped up reactions to convince themselves they're finally good and to provent simple from being toxic again?

>>1788782
no

>>1788785
k

falcons are gonna lose today
bunch of frauds

is unc right?

https://www.twitch.tv/olofmeister/clip/OddMildMetalDxAbomb-deiXRpCozbOI9tlw

>>1788786
>I wonder how fucked teams like liquid and aurora would be if they had to go through stage2
less fucked than vp

>>1788794
>germans again bro every single time the cheaters are from germany
lmao

>>1788768
Yea this guy is pathetic, don't know why he does it either not as if his OPs are good or humorous nor are anyone watching bitchard lewis just cause he's linked to

>>1788794
cheaters only happen at high 20k so new players arent concerned
t. 15k premier; faceit 7 shitter that doesnt see any cheater at all

>>1788809
yeah this probably true. very few cheaters will lose intentionally to stay that low.

>>1788807
I assume insecurity

>>1788809
>cheaters only happen at high 20k so new players arent concerned
try making a new Steam account and queue premier or comp

>>1788809
I've seen people toggle in my 5k matches.

>>1788794
b-but richard lewis says there are no cheaters

what do we think about austincs

HUGE NEWS BROS

>>1788820
was he kicked from mythic?

>>1788820
He is fat.

CHINA #1 LET'S GO

>>1788824

>>1788821
>dolan

>>1788827
cs2g is /tv/ adjacent because of how much kino we have and the fact we all hate tranime here for the slop it is

>NIKO = shrimp

>>1788829
right it's just dolan memes are over a decade old at this point...

Damn, they shitting on niko when he was 1v9 in all games yesterday

>>1788833
im 35 years old

>>1788836
same that's not the point
it would be like still having pig jw pfp

>lynn vision appropriating american indian culture while in dallas
based

>>1788835
Niko can take that. He's a big boy.

uh french bros our team is losing vs t3 shitters

>>1788843
for you

>>1788843
>He's a big boy

NERF MP9

>>1788847
>dont open before christmas

Let me guess, you "NEED" more...?

>>1788809
thats what i thought until i qued up with my friend who has a fresh account. cheaters every game. had back to back games where someone got vac banned

>>1788847
Inside every adult there's an innocent child.

>>1788852
>you "NEED" more...?
no, I need this
but those fuckers stopped producing them

>>1788852
do pros still use wired mouses?

>>1788855
>t.

>>1788857
no ones gonna sponsor a wired mouse to market them for poors and pros arent gonna hamper their performance with dragging wires around

you are a troglodyte if you don't use wireless

>>1788860
>>1788859
>>1788857
i was out of the game for awhile and it was a pleasant surprise to find out wireless mouse were no longer a meme, but actually superior to wired

>>1788861
>wireless mouse were no longer a meme
that's like 10 years ago, anon

STILL using this ancient beast. Lost the middle click this year but it's going strong besides that.

0 round as Tside in Anubis is grim

>>1788857
I had to buy an unwired mouse because my cat kept attacking the cord.

>>1788863
last time cs was playable was 14-16

>Be Chinese
>Polish
>Ukrainian
>Belarussian
>Still scream "LETS GOO" and "NICE" after a hype moment
English wins once again.

>>1788867
Toxoplasmosis moment

>>1788868
TRVTH NVKE

good morning americhads
death to france

elige major MVP winner

>menigga looks whiter than 3dmax

>>1788869
>From Middle English gon, goon, from Old English gān (“to go”), from Proto-West Germanic *gān, from Proto-Germanic *gāną (“to go”), from Proto-Indo-European *ǵʰeh1- (“to leave”).
>From Middle English nyce, nice, nys, from Old French nice, niche, nisce

>>1788872
>>1788874
schizos are here

god china sucks so bad

>>1788794
unc willingly played with flusha

>>1788861
>but actually superior to wired
are they? I'm still using my wired zowie shit mouse, considering heavily getting a g pro, there should be a reason 2 out of 3 pros use it

now that i think about it where are the cs nigger pros? arent they usually good at reflexes and reaction time like in fighting games

>>1788880
>where are the cs nigger pros
yeah, let's have this conversation for the 4th time this month

>>1788869
>English wins on-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VAMO CARALHO
PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1788880
https://youtu.be/WlPeDAFOhdQ

>>1788882
his mouth is so big

>>1788882
based

>china down 1-9 as t on anubis

>>1788880
cs actually requires a lot of brainpower, which is why it's been dominated by europeans since the start

only recently have asians realized they've been playing the low iq games like league and dota so they've starting to focus more on cs

>china up 9-1 on ct anubis

>>1788854
Same thing happened to me when i made a new account, first game i played ended 13-11 with a h2h 1v1 duel watching each other through walls across the entire map for a good minute or so
i would have clipped it and posted it here but sadly the demo expired

>>1788880
they prefer console games.

>>1788888

>>1788889
lynn viison is na

>>1788880
cs requires intelligence, sociability, adaptability

>>1788879
yes, wireless mice are actually faster than wired now (8k vs 1k polling for superlight 2 for example) another thing you need to get is a hall effect keyboard, go watch youtube nerd videos reviewing these things, it makes a huge difference in game

look at this shit, your old keyboard cannot compete

>>1788869
There's also been a lot of vamos from non-Spanish/Portugues pros lately

>>1788895
>cs requires intelligence, sociability, adaptability
meanwhile the GOAT of CS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-huZ3t_T6U

>>1788898
I'm so fucking glad he's back

>>1788898
>shut up you fucking old faggot
is this what he said? heard to hear.

>>1788898
yeah, despite his skill ingame he limited his own success by making team mates hate him
and his long term thinking skills culminated in him sharting out of navi and losing 2 years of the peak of his career

>>1788896
>another thing you need
I don't need shit because I'm getting old and I am already shit by default.

>>1788855
I would prefer to be the other way around

>>1788903
I knew someone would say this shit.

>>1788888
>the low iq games like league and dota
dota is such a low iq game for subhumans it's crazy
Im glad the game is dead and only played by russians and chinks