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Another Major, Another Failure Edition
>Half-Life Television
https://www.hltv.org/
>Watch the Major Here
https://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier
https://www.twitch.tv/richardlewisreports
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1793423 (OP)Skins are gay. No one cares about your barbie dress up.
Throwback to this absolute banger of a tweet
>he put the memes in the op again
comedy as great as falcons
anyone can win in these desu
imagine a hunter major win
>>1793428Social media is so fucking gay it's unreal. Do these dorks ever read their tweets before they press send?
>>1793426I do it for myself not for you.
>>1793437It's pride month anon. Please keep your homophobia to yourself until July.
>>1793433Is that a banana? The same banana monesy...
watchie
https://youtu.be/LiFtHFdJKTs
HLTV Confirmed in 2 hours
https://www.hltv.org/confirmed/218/hltv-confirmed-s7e28-major-check-in
>>1793455It helps cool his head from all the thinking he does.
>chopper says they don't bootcamp
>donk is playing na faceit
kekaroo sounds familiar
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>>1793476is this a zews twitter post?
https://xcancel.com/zews
Dis nigga gone off the deep end
>>1793487https://www.twitch.tv/pgl_cs2/clip/RichHorriblePheasantAMPEnergyCherry-P3MoiqVF9kttxY4J
you want off the deep end, post the pronax tweets
unfortunately he's actually got schizophrenia or some shit
>>1793428why is he crying so much on twitter right now
>>1793524thorin exists to cry on twitter
>>1793526Let's be honest: That was the greatest collective choke in the history of CS. The only thing that can fix it is another 5 million dollars.
>>1793526>>1793531>>1793534I can't stop comparing this to niko's botched deagle shot on nuke (you know the one), albeit the stakes aren't really comparable, for some reason it's giving off the same vibes.
Like father, like son. This will keep haunting him for the rest of his career.
>>1793540He even switched to deagle in the end, masterful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lDfQT0yiwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvi6c8toWJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFt5_jhANHk
Which way condom-head man?
>>1793548Which team was it that beat VP or whatever team it was when Jame crashed?
>>1793549>The fact that the theme is actually not intended in the game at all.. before this theme became popular somebody was sharing (or pirating the game) to the internet and he the dude was tryna do something new with the pirated version so he added the CSCZ:DS Main menu theme and the rest was historyso that's why i didn't recognize it
@Flacons get unc in there asap!
>>1793554Yeah the official client never featured this UNFORTUNATELY.
>>1793555They need to bring Overpass back.
https://x.com/yxngstxr10/status/1932273624389415301
Will euros fucking apologize to us now?
>>1793559Good to see them get close and comfortable with each other
>>1793557what falcons need right now is something so utterly batshit insane
that might just work
>>1793531kyxsan had to peek because he was 5 hp and banana guy was about to swing him, he had no other option but try to swing CT in desperation. iirc before that he spotted a guy ruins, got some damage in and moved, he played correctly.
Teses and m0nesy on the other hand were criminal there. i think m0nesy was originally holding down banana from car but moved off the line for some reason, then that happened.
https://www.hltv.org/news/41915/hong-kong-to-host-blast-premier-rivals-s2
Soul
I wonder how much s1mple has practiced outside of faceit.
Looking at his 2024/2025 faceit statistics it seems like he's started the grind a couple of times but then after a week he stops and then goes on a break of a month or two.
I feel like he should've giga grinded for like 2 months at least before coming back.
>Falcons are a great team, they just need to work on...
Well /cs2g/, what is it they need to work on?
>>17935491.6, back when this game actually had good gameplay, esports and community. istg the top 1.6 teams in their prime would fucking demolish these shitty modern teams.
gr1ks joins heroic after major supposedly
>>1793571>i think m0nesy was originally holding down banana from car but moved off the line for some reasonYes he was. Got off, Teses gets peaked, goes back, misses a shot and dies.
why didn't monesy hold the fucking line on banana? he told teses to swap positions.
>>1793587nooooooooo it was supposed to be degster's time to shine
S1mple is washed. He is Fazeโs dead weight. Losing to MIBR? Lock it in.
>>1793589He probably thought it was Niko and you don't tell the king of banana to move out of banana.
>>1793584theyre just one transfer away from being great
>>1793595One transfer, three playbooks, six coaches, ten psychologists and twenty million dollars away from being good enough for stage 2.
>>1793455to flash his opponents with the sun
hltv must've done this on purpose for easy screencapping
>>1793589we have comms of that now?
>>1793598This really feels like one of those suicide crisis hotline ads or some shit.
>>1793589probably bc he didn't spot anything for some time and a guy was reported ruins
honestly wtf was Niko doing with 100 hp playing double dark with Magisk, as far as i remember it was known by following the economy that MIBR had a low buy and low util in that last round, go triple box and even if they molly you you can swing with 100 hp with good chances
it's funny how he peeked into a prefire like a cuck, peak N0k0
>>1793600we don't, I just saw him talking while he switched positions. pretty sure monesy got some brilliant idea again. mister input.
https://www.twitch.tv/hltvorg
>electronic is top3 stage2 performer according to 2.1
kek
https://saudigazette.com.sa/article/652564/SAUDI-ARABIA/falcons-counter-strike-zonic-charged-crimes-against-state-treason-blasphemy
zonic bros...
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