Rematch - /vm/ (#1814989)

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:36:09 AM No.1814989
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Arcade football (s*ccer) game from the devs of Sifu is now out. Discuss best tactics and how the Blue Lock zoomers are attempting dribbles 1v4 and never passing the ball.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:00:48 PM No.1815153
this game should've been f2p
Replies: >>1815183 >>1824230 >>1868127
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:27:50 PM No.1815183
>>1815153
It will probably be when the player base starts to drop just like Rocket League, but for now the game is successful and crossplay will be added so probably minimum 1 year before this.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:44:19 PM No.1815393
I love playing goalkeeper, wish there was a way to set it as a preference
Replies: >>1816520
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:01:49 PM No.1815419
its so fucking hard to aim the pass/lob on controller. try to angle it even slightly and it'll aim it directly to the side.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:20:28 PM No.1815448
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It's crazy that they released without crossplay when this would've been a huge asset for the game with groups of friends, not to mention PC game pass users are matched with Xbox. I bet their publisher pushed hard for a release asap.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:58:52 PM No.1815544
>>1814989 (OP)
What is the main mode? Is it 3v3 or 5v5?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:26:28 PM No.1815684
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>>1815544
Seems like they want it to be 5v5 since it's the only one available in ranked but honestly it's kinda lame since you rarely get the ball. Makes the game look more like muh FIFA than some arcade game supposed to be fun first. 3v3 and 4v4 are much more enjoyable.
Replies: >>1823501 >>1823689 >>1856127
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:30:08 PM No.1816003
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Would (you) pass to him?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:17:54 PM No.1816232
>>1816003
I don't pass to opponents
Replies: >>1816317
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:19:19 PM No.1816248
>>1816003
I have teammates?
Replies: >>1816317
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:21:00 PM No.1816259
>Pass on kbm is absolute dogshit
Why did they make it so fucking dogshit
you can't even adjust your aim at all and have to stay dead still for your pass to not go backwards so you're stuck looking in whatever direction and staring at the minimap.
You moved slightly off center? well too fucking bad
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:33:02 PM No.1816310
>>1814989 (OP)
>1v4
nigga not playing 5v5?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:34:50 PM No.1816317
>>1816232
>>1816248
He's the main character of Blue Lock, good things are sure to happen if you pass to him!
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:07:49 PM No.1816424
I sure hope they add clubs, but they'll probably use predefined logos instead of letting us design them. Some more options for the kits would be nice too, like having 2 different color palettes for the top and bottom.
Replies: >>1816444
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:12:01 PM No.1816444
>>1816424
custom logos would go crazy.
Replies: >>1816616
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:21:29 PM No.1816520
>>1815393
Switch accounts with me. For some retarded reason I start off 99% of my matches as goalie. I looked it up and apparently some other people have the same issue. Theories thrown around are that it picks the player with the best connection to be starting goalie, or people who have the most time spent of goalie are picked because it's assumed they're good at goalie.
Replies: >>1816778
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:36:30 PM No.1816608
>>1815419
I love making lob passes on the controller. My issue is shooting on a controller. I feel like controller is better for tackles, goalie in general, and passing, but for some reason shooting feels like absolute shit on controller.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:37:45 PM No.1816616
>>1816444
>Team Hitler with a swastika logo vs Team MAGA with a swastika logo
>every single match
>every single time
Replies: >>1816848
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:57:57 PM No.1816762
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>had to goal janny for a 15 minutes match
Replies: >>1816778 >>1816796
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:59:49 PM No.1816778
>>1816520
this here is the worst
>>1816762
when your team cant score for shit and so you sit the ENTIRE match as goalie
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:01:15 AM No.1816796
>>1816762
Also I really don't get how the dive works, sometimes you get magic hands that vacuum the ball in a 3km radius and others if you're not pixel perfect you can go fuck yourself. Also for some reason the sidestep (A) seems to cancel your defensive capabilities, maybe the devs REALLY want you to dive but I'm paranoรฏd that it will play the wrong animation and end up getting cucked out of an easy catch.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:03:45 AM No.1816825
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bros i almost made it....
Replies: >>1816852
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:06:04 AM No.1816848
>>1816616
yep black ops logo
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:06:40 AM No.1816852
>>1816825
>reached diamond promo during the beta
>got dropped down to gold 1 on release
Replies: >>1816921
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:13:24 AM No.1816921
>>1816852
>Be goalie
>Team can't attack nor control the ball at all
>Be attack
>Goalie is litteraly AFK
Not looking good so far
Replies: >>1816946
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:18:43 AM No.1816946
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>>1816921
>teammates are all on attack 24/7 and can't score for shit so all the pressure is on you for several minutes
Replies: >>1846389
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:18:53 AM No.1816949
Lads how do I git gud at this game? I just want to tackle consistently but I just can't hit my fucking targets.
Replies: >>1817014
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:30:44 AM No.1817014
>>1816949
Get used to never slide tackle, this is the most dogshit mechanic in the game, people litteraly run faster
Replies: >>1817030
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:34:22 AM No.1817030
>>1817014
>this is the most dogshit mechanic in the game
Fuck, I thought it was just me being bad at it.
Replies: >>1817067 >>1846389
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:41:09 AM No.1817067
>>1817030
Yeah, sprinting and release or pressing stance + tackle for instant quick tackle is the way, and you can recover faster if you miss
Replies: >>1817425
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:14:28 AM No.1817269
>Be goalie survive 15mns
>We score
>Not goalie
>They score twice instantly
>We lose
i don't mind when it's a pass or bouce shot but holy shit, people fuck up on straight shots
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:23:50 AM No.1817339
>overtime
>weโ€™re on the opponents side of the field
>opposite wing passes me the ball
>pass it to middle
>middle shoots straight ahead in the most obvious low effort shot
>goalie freaks out and lets the shot through
I think we confused the shit out of the goalie because we were actually passing instead of going to the game winning goal ourselves. He let in the worst fucking goal ever because he couldnโ€™t figure out what we were doing.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:29:48 AM No.1817425
>>1817067
Are there any other ways to steal the ball? I've seen people do headers to intercept a ball. I think that's just hitting y/triangle on the controller right?
Replies: >>1817577
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:45:34 AM No.1817577
>>1817425
yeah i think thats holding onto the pass button as the ball comes in.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:45:53 AM No.1817581
>entire team is made up of retarded faggots who think they are Messi and attempt to dribble vs 3 players and never pass or try to play possession
Every single ranked match
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:51:49 AM No.1817619
>>1817581
get out of bronze lil bro
Replies: >>1817708
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:17:12 AM No.1817708
>>1817619
Happens in literally every rank you fat ugly faggot
Replies: >>1817734
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:18:17 AM No.1817712
Why cant I just queue for all 3
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:26:38 AM No.1817734
>>1817708
nah
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:30:28 AM No.1817745
>shooting works.
>passing is a gamble.
How did they manage this
Replies: >>1817750
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:33:02 AM No.1817750
>>1817745
It was even worse during the first beta, only direction input affected pass aim, so ontop of being complete cancer to pull off kbm could only pass in 8 directions
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:37:33 AM No.1817757
Blue Lock collab when?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:38:01 AM No.1817760
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>have an opening to score, but its a little risky
>decide to wall bounce pass to a teammate for better chances
>the goalie dives out
>team shoots and dinks it off the edge of an open goal
i get it now
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:38:36 AM No.1817762
I have three/four extra mouse buttons. What should I bind to them
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:39:54 AM No.1817766
Wait, you actually play with M&K?
Replies: >>1817771 >>1817807
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:41:42 AM No.1817771
>>1817766
you dont?
Replies: >>1817774 >>1817776
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:43:29 AM No.1817774
>>1817771
nta, but i tried and it feels cancer. the precision aiming is nice, but finding comfy placement for the other buttons is a nightmare.
Replies: >>1817793
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:43:48 AM No.1817776
>>1817771
I mean, I may try it now that you can change the keys, but controller seems more natural to me
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:50:08 AM No.1817793
>>1817774
>Disable modifier
>Lob on Q
>Weak lob on A
>Rainbow on middle
>Stance on side mouse
>Tackle on side mouse
>Dive on left alt
>pushball on space

>Goalie dives space

Call on one and emotes on f keys, forgot where i put ball cam but i never use that shit anyway
Replies: >>1817796 >>1817803 >>1817811
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:50:29 AM No.1817795
how do you play with other anons, is there a clan system
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:51:08 AM No.1817796
>>1817793
weak lob on E*
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:53:30 AM No.1817803
>>1817793
huh what do you use to move
Replies: >>1817810
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:53:49 AM No.1817807
>>1817766
Has a higher ceiling if they ever fix passing.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:55:10 AM No.1817809
>you get matched against trios as solo

What is this fucking dogshit
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:55:13 AM No.1817810
>>1817803
basic wasd, i gave qwerty keys but i'm on french keyboards so A and E are actually what i have bound for lobs
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:55:19 AM No.1817811
>>1817793
yeah i have a basic bitch wireless mouse with no extra buttons. so its fucked
Replies: >>1817812
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:56:35 AM No.1817812
>>1817811
yeah, tackle being on mouse is very important cause releasing a movement key to press it will fuck you over, it's unplayable on kbm without mouse buttons
Replies: >>1818547
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:11:40 AM No.1817839
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Killing myself
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:14:07 AM No.1817845
>20k increase on launch
>queues are still 7+ min
Replies: >>1817864
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:27:23 AM No.1817864
>>1817845
queues were fucked in early early access too. i dont understand why they werent able to fix it, thats a priority issue.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:35:35 AM No.1817871
i will rainbow flick any chance i get even if its easily blocked
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:06:14 AM No.1817898
What rank do people learn what a fucking one two is? I swear to god no one playing this game has played or even watched a single second of an actual football match
Replies: >>1817913 >>1817937
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:16:14 AM No.1817913
>>1817898
i am one of those people because real football is extremely boring. explain it to me please
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:35:23 AM No.1817937
>>1817898
I always try to give the pass back but it always comes out too long or too wide so we end up losing the ball
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:45:57 AM No.1818033
I'm not even getting any games, anyone wanna group up? US west here
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:22:02 AM No.1818150
For the love of God, allow me to have two separate things to have the same keybind, especially when the two actions cannot even be used at the same time.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:25:38 AM No.1818158
God why does it take forever to find games.
Replies: >>1818294
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:42:46 AM No.1818170
>fag runs all the way to the other goalie.
>never plays defense.
>calls for ball despite being nowhere in position.
>never passes when he gets the ball.
>runs out of goalie if he gets it.
>spams good job and thanks whenever something he does not like happens.
Played against him next match and won so that was nice.
Replies: >>1818173
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:49:19 AM No.1818173
>>1818170
>spams good job and thanks whenever something he does not like happens.
If you're a goalie and you let a goal in and your team spams good job, are they bullying you?
Replies: >>1818177 >>1818290
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:51:51 AM No.1818177
>>1818173
Probably.
You are a fag if you leave the net as goalie and then spam it when the other team gets an easy goal.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:19:28 AM No.1818290
>>1818173
There should be a "nice try" voice line d e s u. "Good job" might make it seem like you're shitposting like What a save! in RL.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:24:05 AM No.1818294
>>1818158
us servers are fucked
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:34:50 PM No.1818377
Sometimes the keeper holds the ball for like 5 seconds and other times drops it almost immediately without any inputs. What gives?
Replies: >>1818468
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:36:30 PM No.1818379
How the fuck do you accurately shoot with a controller
I would use mkb but then passing is fucked
Replies: >>1818406
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:01:42 PM No.1818406
>>1818379
>then passing is fucked
just use shoot to pass if you cant control the pass button.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:24:00 PM No.1818423
me when i shoot at goal
>prime neuer can predict my every shot, low high header bicycle kick
my teammate when he shoot at goal
>shoots straight down the middle and keeper dives left
Replies: >>1818435
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:33:22 PM No.1818435
>>1818423
I can be either type of goalkeeper depending on the game. Mental plays a lot I feel, whether you crack easily or not. I hate the type of game where your team can't score and the enemy team puts a lot of pressure.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:38:18 PM No.1818442
>position myself in the free space with a clear pass line
>teammate tries the most difficult pass to the guy marked by 2 players
Every single time. It's stuff like this what makes it so hard to rank up when playing solo. I don't even mind people just staying inside the box, but some common sense would go a long way
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:57:12 PM No.1818459
>overtime lasts for 5+ minutes
>ends with teammate own goal
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:06:25 PM No.1818468
>>1818377
Nevermind, I've just noticed that the game actually shows you how much time you have left to hold the ball with your hands
Replies: >>1818491
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:27:21 PM No.1818483
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>tfw you spill so much spaghetti your start to confuse the gk
Replies: >>1818494 >>1819190
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:33:52 PM No.1818491
>>1818468
>I've just noticed that the game actually shows you how much time you have left to hold the ball with your hands
where?
Replies: >>1818532
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:34:23 PM No.1818494
>>1818483
lmao
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:58:59 PM No.1818532
>>1818491
A yellow/orange circle appears at your feet when you grab the ball
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:08:30 PM No.1818547
>>1817812
>yeah, tackle being on mouse is very important cause releasing a movement key to press it will fuck you over, it's unplayable on kbm without mouse buttons
Huh? The default works in this regard though, can press e along with any wasd just fine.
Replies: >>1818642
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:38:54 PM No.1818589
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>>1817839
>everyone standing around spamming good job
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:24:52 PM No.1818624
They really need to buff passing.
It's way too slow and too inaccurate right now, especially since back tackles are a thing.
Replies: >>1818640
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:41:52 PM No.1818640
>>1818624
i just wish i could curve the dedicated pass like i can the shots.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:45:31 PM No.1818642
>>1818547
>Press e with wasd
Do you have 6 fingers?
how are you going to press E if you have to tackle someone while going left
it's just easier to have it on mouse instead of gimping yourself for no reason
Replies: >>1818665
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:50:44 PM No.1818650
Playing this with broken thumb grips made my thumb sore I hate it
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:04:47 PM No.1818665
>>1818642
It's directly above D you can press it with the same finger, I never even needed to think about it until you mentioned it kek
Replies: >>1818688
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:07:33 PM No.1818671
Wish they'd add a "possession lost" stat.
The name of the guy who lost the most possession should be highlighted in red after every game.
Replies: >>1818697 >>1818717
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:25:25 PM No.1818688
>>1818665
>0 Reading compehension
pressing it isn't the issue holy shit, it's pressing it while needing to move wherever i want, tackling diagonaly while holdind w and d shit like that.
You use it too often to justify the awkward press of 2 buttons with 1 finger especially on mechanical
Replies: >>1818692
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:28:30 PM No.1818692
>>1818688
>0 Reading comprehension
Nah mate just a skill issue on your part, it's not awkward in the slightest to tap e with the tip of your finger while you're holding w and d. Not to mention it's not even necessary with good camera control.
Replies: >>1818714
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:33:23 PM No.1818697
>>1818671
thatd be a good one
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:47:03 PM No.1818714
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>>1818692
>I'm not retarded you're just bad
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:49:35 PM No.1818717
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>>1818671
>when you're goalkeeping and the only dude who's well placed is the faggot that has his tent on the enemy's side and you know for sure he's gonna lose the ball 5s after receiving it
realistically what do you do in this situation ?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:02:05 PM No.1818729
Is this game playable on mkb? I got to diamond league in RL on mkb.
Replies: >>1818755 >>1818770
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:10:07 PM No.1818755
>>1818729
yes its superior on mkb
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:17:52 PM No.1818770
>>1818729
Yes but the passing currently is not very good on mouse.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:31:20 PM No.1818805
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How many losses can you take before deranking?
Replies: >>1818993
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:04:12 PM No.1818903
Did someone tell the retards playing this game that passing backwards is illegal or something? Iโ€™m compleely unmarked and ready to keep possession and recycle the ball while sitting deep but theyโ€™d rather hoof the ball into a guy marked by 3 players. So fucking infuriating.
Replies: >>1818962 >>1818963 >>1818988 >>1818996
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:07:08 PM No.1818925
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must resist
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:12:56 PM No.1818962
>>1818903
it's called reverse offside
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:13:03 PM No.1818963
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Curious what the demographics of the game look like, betting there's a major overrepresentation of yuropoors and latinx.
>>1818903
Yeah, even in 3v3 is doesn't happen a lot.
Replies: >>1819960
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:17:32 PM No.1818988
>>1818903
but passing backwards is bad you must always move forwards!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:18:20 PM No.1818993
>>1818805
I dont think you can derank from another medal rank to the one below, only the numbered ranks. I remember being at a five loss streak while at 0 div 3 but never moved back down.
Replies: >>1819121
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:18:51 PM No.1818996
>>1818903
I'm not asking for the game to turn into a pure simulation but i'm quite surprised how most player do not seem to watch footie.
Passing to the back to keep possession, deep passes, one two, runs to create options, very few players do that despite being basic things in IRL footy and pretty efficient in game.
Replies: >>1819038
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:25:28 PM No.1819038
>>1818996
I think itโ€™s just because of the type of people itโ€™s attracted. Youโ€™ve got the rocket league crowd who have no idea how football actually works, fifa/efootball players who comes from a game where all the off the ball runs/work are basically automated so you never have to learn how to do it yourself. And blue lock fags/complete casuals who think you can solo entire teams. Oh and also literal five year olds. The number of players who have actually thought about even basic football fundamentals is extremely low.
Replies: >>1819073
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:29:44 PM No.1819073
>>1819038
>fifa/efootball players who comes from a game where all the off the ball runs/work are basically automated so you never have to learn how to do it yourself.
its probably this more than anything. i mean in fifa, you have this wide view of the field then you press A and the ball automatically magnetises to the player. sure there are options to manually control runs and all that but all the more casual players dont use those options. so coming to a game where you have a limited view of the field, need more situational awareness and needing to make those runs yourself is such a steep learning curve.
Replies: >>1819097
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:34:51 PM No.1819097
>>1819073
Yeah, like in efootball you just press two buttons to initiate a one two, even something basic like that takes far more effort in this game. Honestly though playing Rematch just makes me wish there was a game like this but with 11vs11 and with a focus on simulation.
Replies: >>1819125 >>1819135
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:37:16 PM No.1819121
>>1818993
good to know, guess i can safely grind without caring then
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:37:59 PM No.1819125
>>1819097
Would you really be ready to play GK or fullback in a 11v11 game with randos online?
NBA 2k is the closest thing you'll get to a sport simulation where you only control one guy.
Replies: >>1819159
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:39:11 PM No.1819135
>>1819097
there is pro soccer online with a sequel on the way but last i checked it was pretty dead. lots of locked servers, half full servers and all that. a hugely popular 11v11 full on sim game would be insane.
Replies: >>1819317
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:43:03 PM No.1819159
>>1819125
It would probably be miserable but Iโ€™d at least like to try it
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:43:17 PM No.1819160
12~ hours in and I don't have half of these buttons down to muscle memory, keep jumping when I want to tackle or flick, still don't manage to take my finger off sprint in time and end up slide tackling etc

Am I just bad?
Replies: >>1819197
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:46:59 PM No.1819190
>>1818483
The other team cannot know what you are doing if you too do not know what you are doing.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:48:00 PM No.1819197
>>1819160
You probably are but it has nothing to do with the keybinds.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:10:13 PM No.1819301
Who's excited for the inevitable Blue Lock colab?
Replies: >>1819309 >>1819406 >>1819638
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:11:34 PM No.1819309
>>1819301
I'm down for more anime-y cosmetics.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:13:29 PM No.1819317
>>1819135
Just looked it up, seems really janky but also fun. Shame itโ€™s dead
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:33:18 PM No.1819406
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md5: ba5c42edcde6037e961e1dbbe863d357๐Ÿ”
>>1819301
The devs are frogs so Captain Tsubasa is also an option. In fact I'm sure there's a scene just like this in the webm. since I had backwards momentum ball was a few centimeters away from a goal, also I sure love me some 10+ minutes games of goalkeeping because I loaded first !
Replies: >>1819549
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:57:46 PM No.1819549
>>1819406
>playing as the bald guy
my brother
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:15:29 PM No.1819638
>>1819301
I'm not that interested in colabs, at least fi they're like hte Ronaldinho one. Customizing my character and kits is more fun than just using a preset skin
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:21:09 PM No.1819681
IOSoccer is better and free
Replies: >>1819708
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:24:21 PM No.1819702
Is it just brainlets complaining about passing on kbm? It feels intuitive as fuck, just something that needs to be broken down to muscle memory for heat of the moment play.
Replies: >>1819749 >>1819757
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:25:07 PM No.1819708
>>1819681
honestly it might feel janky at times but there's more passing and it's more tactical... gonna post some webms of it soon or maybe make my own thread
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:32:18 PM No.1819749
>>1819702
its the high sensitivity people are complaining about. its hard to control.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:33:19 PM No.1819757
>>1819702
It is very easy for you to pass the ball in the opposite direction that you want.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:47:53 PM No.1819826
>never plays defense
>lowest score on team
>spams "thanks" after every opposing goal.
shitters.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:53:36 PM No.1819871
1719312523510351
1719312523510351
md5: 04bc24abbbf1664c11fd24ee128ba3ac๐Ÿ”
Stop making me first GK in every 5v5 game holy shit
Replies: >>1819905 >>1819929
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:54:25 PM No.1819879
>aim the ball right on the post with a good 20m distance with curve into net
>ball hits post
game is shit
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:55:20 PM No.1819888
1739061480486969
1739061480486969
md5: 1b8ac905ca9bb109988dbec128d08331๐Ÿ”
abysskeks...
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:57:28 PM No.1819905
>>1819871
i wish i was.
people play significantly worse after we let a goal in
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:04:38 PM No.1819929
>>1819871
It's whoever loads first I'm 99% sure.
Replies: >>1819937 >>1819950
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:07:04 PM No.1819937
>>1819929
Why do I keep loading first then?
Replies: >>1819946 >>1819977 >>1820185
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:08:18 PM No.1819946
>>1819937
Get a worse computer/connection, maybe move away from the server.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:08:54 PM No.1819950
1749333415326322
1749333415326322
md5: efacf3257e94ee94c937147847780f93๐Ÿ”
>>1819929
Curses... foiled by my NVMe SSD...
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:11:40 PM No.1819960
>>1818963
Iโ€™m an Amerifat. Around 9-10 pm it takes me maybe 5-10 minutes to find a match. Around 9 am it takes about 1. I think thereโ€™s definitely far more Yuropoors playing this game.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:15:19 PM No.1819977
>>1819937
football game, guess the amount of thirdies you're playing with.
Loading first most of the time would'nt be that unlikely
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:17:05 PM No.1819987
Lads I fucking love this game. Iโ€™ve always liked the idea of playing sports games, but the yearly licensed sports games feel like a waste of money because everyone will move on to the next game. I feel like a game like this has more staying power. Really hoping the devs donโ€™t do anything to fuck it up.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:35:54 PM No.1820039
>can't devour my teammates because their hits are too bad to use as passes
What's the point then?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:10:51 AM No.1820185
>>1819937
its gonna be even worse when they add crossplay.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:42:06 AM No.1820304
>get french teammates
>they do nothing but fuck up
>spam good job the moment somebody loses the ball
>we go down 0-2 due to poor keeper plays
>immediately start trying to score own goals
I know the devs are french, but they should ban that country entirely
Replies: >>1820314 >>1827178
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:46:38 AM No.1820314
>>1820304
ban every ESL.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:02:27 AM No.1820370
Why does the goalie have the power to just pick the ball up and say "No, you're not allowed to play right now."? That's fucking retarded.
Replies: >>1820450 >>1820595 >>1828596
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:24:28 AM No.1820450
>>1820370
I assume there is, but what system exists to keep the goalie from just holding the ball indefinitely
Replies: >>1820458
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:25:28 AM No.1820458
>>1820450
the ball automatically drops to their feet after a couple of seconds.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:47:51 AM No.1820595
>>1820370
If the goalie didn't have immunity most matches you'd have one or two people just spamming tackles at him him for easy goals.
Replies: >>1820601
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:49:45 AM No.1820601
>>1820595
So give him priority on his touches, don't let him end the entire play and banish the ball out of his half.
Replies: >>1820619 >>1820672
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:52:54 AM No.1820619
>>1820601
you might as well remove the goalie role at that point, just clearing is already annoying enough when you have a retard sticking to you to bodyblock shots, imagine if they could tackle
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:18:51 AM No.1820672
>>1820601
Once the goalie gets the ball it literally is the end of the play. Itโ€™s over, you failed to score the goal.
Replies: >>1820676
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:21:20 AM No.1820676
>>1820672
That's only because he can magically vacuum the ball by slightly touching it and take it into his anti-fun mode. The most he should be able to do is punt it away.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:42:26 AM No.1820716
I always feel like a burden, its so easy to just instantly lose the match for the team and you're just fucked
Replies: >>1820719
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:44:33 AM No.1820719
>>1820716
when you're on the attack, go wait in the enemy box and if your teammates don't bang it off the backboard for you to bicycle kick it in then it's their fault.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:48:10 AM No.1820833
I'm having a match where the ball literally phase through me.
I can't interact with it at all, even at the initial kick off.
Replies: >>1820908
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:12:09 AM No.1820868
>down 0-2 most of the match.
>other team have been acting like rats swarming our goalkeeper whenever he gets the ball.
>score two in the last minute to tie it and send it to overtime.
>other team's goalkeeper gets the ball.
>start acting like a rat in front of him.
>he starts running one way.
>timer kicks in and he is forced to drop the ball.
>he pushes the ball into his own net and we win.
kek.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:18:07 AM No.1820873
How many fucking Bachiras are there in this game? I swear it's every other match I see one.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:20:41 AM No.1820879
anyone else notice that one soundtrack sounds like breaking bad?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:48:24 AM No.1820908
>>1820833
yea nasty bug. disconnect and rejoin when that happens.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:48:40 AM No.1820909
1726018437534323
1726018437534323
md5: 61a739d5e23465aa04abaf8cdfe8d73c๐Ÿ”
Dammit, I wanted to see the passes he'd hit to me.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:53:42 AM No.1820910
>afk timeout pops up as i have to make a save on goalie
Fuck you.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:04:33 AM No.1820926
>Two dozens Nagi, all shit obviously
>A few Isagi
>Two Bachiras
>Shidou
>Aiku ( Funny guy, he only wanted to play goalie, lore accurate i guess )
>Chigiri
>Reo
>Kunigami
How many BL fags you guys encountered so far?
Replies: >>1820932 >>1820936 >>1821016 >>1821061
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:09:16 AM No.1820932
>>1820926
None cause they're all chinks
I've seen one Lionel Messi and Ronaldo though
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:12:14 AM No.1820936
>>1820926
I've literally only seen a billion Bachiras, a handful of Nagis and like 3 Isagis.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:25:56 AM No.1820948
>tfw unintentional kuon
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:06:45 AM No.1821016
>>1820926
Is blue lock popular because of its shit anime, or did it get a shit anime despite being popular
Replies: >>1821209
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:16:17 AM No.1821032
Rematch: Hockey when?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:27:32 AM No.1821045
So is just spamming rainbow flick the strat? Seems like it animation locks you out of dispossessing them instantly.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:51:08 AM No.1821061
>>1820926
does BL stand for boy's love
Replies: >>1821062
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:52:49 AM No.1821062
>>1821061
Bitch lasagna.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:58:08 AM No.1821209
>>1821016
It was selling very well before season 1 which was alright (enough to make it blow up). Season 2 was dogshit but the manga still sells.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:04:33 PM No.1821339
1724086969122615_thumb.jpg
1724086969122615_thumb.jpg
md5: 755b1552909a9444c7b2ae6d0a10bf17๐Ÿ”
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Replies: >>1821369
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:46:05 PM No.1821369
>>1821339
kek
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:25:23 PM No.1821445
1734682120208444
1734682120208444
md5: 935d4c9a29479f27bfbcf73bdd930625๐Ÿ”
Everyone did their part and played GK except for that one faggot who thinks he's too good for the position and leaves the goal open after kickoff ?
Yep, that's a DC.
Replies: >>1821513
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:29:32 PM No.1821513
>>1821445
I wish more people did that in my games. I love being a goalkeeper.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:46:58 PM No.1821518
2k hours in rocket league here
Is this game fun?
Replies: >>1821686 >>1821700 >>1822981 >>1826111
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:11:30 PM No.1821542
watching the japs stream remarch somehow feels more right than any other race streaming it
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:02:40 PM No.1821619
For the first time, I feel motivated to learn and perfect my mechanics on a competitive game. Too bad I'm too old now to ever getting good.
Also, I'm all in for weird and creative tech, but that flying shit some people are starting to do where they do headers against the wall and keep going higher and higher is gay as fuck
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:32:38 PM No.1821686
>>1821518
very
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:40:10 PM No.1821700
>>1821518
Thereโ€™s still some jank, but this is definitely the kind of game you can easily put 500 hours into.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:47:54 PM No.1821721
i think they fixed the shitty queues. i'm not waiting 7+ minutes solo anymore
Replies: >>1821763
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:00:46 PM No.1821763
>>1821721
they rolled out a fix on friday which helped but for whatever reason today the queue times have been really good compared to yesterday
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:06:05 PM No.1821787
1719955609443011
1719955609443011
md5: b88b319849aba539a46bcfaabb545224๐Ÿ”
>win lose win lose win lose
Replies: >>1821917
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:41:42 PM No.1821917
1744892097748619
1744892097748619
md5: 54d3b07472d0c928b58478d543d18a31๐Ÿ”
>>1821787
>check account
>117 played 58 won
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:57:02 PM No.1821990
>never plays defense.
>stands by enemy goalie.
>spams voice lines whenever something he does not like happens.
>leaves as soon as he is down by two.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:42:59 PM No.1822158
1719782089050184
1719782089050184
md5: 47d57e484eaf406c58a9841cfb667eb1๐Ÿ”
>guy asks for a pass
>i pass to him
>he doesn't receive the pass
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:44:37 PM No.1822166
>always stay behind to give passes and be ready to defend since I suck at shooting
>turns out I suck at defending too
I always get baited byt the smallest feint and they just run past me
Replies: >>1822179
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:46:21 PM No.1822179
>>1822166
stop playing on predictions and play on reaction
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:02:50 PM No.1822297
Is there a button you mean to press to simply get possession of the ball
Replies: >>1822322
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:05:00 PM No.1822318
It's so fucking hard to not put spin on a ball jesus christ.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:05:13 PM No.1822322
>>1822297
for xbox controller, holding a gets you possession.
Replies: >>1822351 >>1823347
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:07:33 PM No.1822351
>>1822322
What about keyboard
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:14:26 PM No.1822874
I can lock my game to 60 or 120 fps without experiencing much FPS drop but for some reason I feel like there's always a bit of a stutter. Is it just UE woes or is there something with my configuration that can be fixed ? I tried with Vsync ON, OFF, locked FPS, DLSS...
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:36:00 PM No.1822981
>>1821518
Really fucking fun with friends, get tiring real fast with randos.
I also suspect that this is the kind of game that'll get broken with a bunch of animation bugs and other shenanigan, if you want a really clean solid experience it may not be that game.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:13:33 AM No.1823279
1724995651604446
1724995651604446
md5: 78cff75d5179e1780c0fde1249d9f52a๐Ÿ”
>game says there aren't enough players
>dcs me
>tells me to reconnect
>reconnect
>theres not enough playes
>close the game
>it still tells me to reconnect
am i in hell
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:19:57 AM No.1823347
>>1822322
Can you really just hold the button down? You donโ€™t need to time the press or anything?
Replies: >>1823373
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:22:54 AM No.1823373
>>1823347
well what it does is touch the ball right in front of you, basically stopping it. so all you have to do is walk/run up to get it.
Replies: >>1823382
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:23:54 AM No.1823382
>>1823373
and yeah you literally just hold it when you see its close to you.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:27:28 AM No.1823401
>goalie
>clearing out the ball like usual
>suddenly goal
>what the fuck
>check the replay
>Iโ€™m doing a shooting pass to a team mate on the opponentโ€™s side of the field
>ball is clearly shooting forward out the goal
>must have hit the side of the net or the top of the net on the way out
>counts as an own goal
>team didnโ€™t even spam good job because I think they were also genuinely surprised it registered as a goal
Replies: >>1823417
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:29:18 AM No.1823417
>>1823401
if you shoot the ball towards you team while in your goal, it counts as a goal
Replies: >>1823442
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:33:11 AM No.1823442
>>1823417
So Iโ€™m guessing you just step over the goal line first before you shoot the ball out? I must have done that shooting pass a few dozen times already and that was the first time it happened.
Replies: >>1823477
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:40:52 AM No.1823475
Think weโ€™ll ever have a club system that lets players join clubs and play against other clubs to climb a club ranking system? Or this game too arcadey for something like that?
Replies: >>1823500
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:41:42 AM No.1823477
>>1823442
>So Iโ€™m guessing you just step over the goal line first before you shoot the ball out?
yeah pretty much.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:47:59 AM No.1823500
>>1823475
they said in one of the news posts on steam
>club creation system
so yeah probably
Replies: >>1823738
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:48:17 AM No.1823501
>>1815684
3v3 and 4v4 are much more fun than 5s
I'm really hoping they ad ranked to at least 4s
Replies: >>1823689
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:50:28 AM No.1823689
>>1823501
>>1815684
Really? I think 5v5 is the best. Its not like the game is less arcadey because the action slows down a little.
Replies: >>1843158
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:00:29 AM No.1823704
>add 2v2
make a tournament mode that recreates the second selection
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:03:33 AM No.1823709
>add 2v2
>make a tournament mode that recreates the second selection
>never get picked
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:30:29 AM No.1823738
>>1823500
Neat.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:30:52 AM No.1823813
They should tone down GKs magnetic gloves.
Lots of time it feels like some are unbeatable unless they get fucked by desync or the other team let you juggle it against the wall for one hour.
Replies: >>1824186 >>1824235 >>1824646 >>1824802
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:28:30 AM No.1824186
1750102066241156
1750102066241156
md5: 3af93444ad2c22bbab802d8aeecf0268๐Ÿ”
>>1823813
It's really inconsistent, sometimes you're catching a ball really far away and others it goes very close to your model without catching it. It doesn't help that some players are condemned to play GKs most of the time because they're loading first (my case), on top of the hitbox problems there's getting screwed over by the wrong animation playing or teammates blaming you at the first mistake (but them, they're too good for the role so they'll leave the goal post empty). My favourite though is definitely:
>GK for 3 minutes sweating your balls off and your team finally scores
>"sweet, I'll be able to play a bit"
>then there's like 3 goals in the span of 40 seconds
>back to GK for the rest of the match
Replies: >>1824235 >>1824238
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:12:00 AM No.1824230
>>1815153
If there are retards who payed for the game and still spend their time trying to score own goals, imagine how bad it would get if it was f2p
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:15:22 AM No.1824235
>>1823813
>>1824186
In the closed betas GK was consistently strong and I though it was nice. You could only score by deceiving the keeper either by yourself or through teamplay. Apparently, people complained about the role being "too OP" and now we have this mess
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:19:50 AM No.1824238
>>1824186
>Dive in the right direction with the right timing
>Ball was too close to the ground so the animation just belly flops and misses completely
>Randomly kick the ball when passing plenty of time before the timer runs out
>Get tackled.
The best way to goal is just rushing to the ball marker and never dive
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:38:55 PM No.1824266
>people already finding out (small) animation exploits
Do (you) think these should be patched out ? It can add complexity to the game but on the other hand it kills readability and you can't read the models' "body language" to act appropriately, it becomes mostly reaction time. It's not a problem in RL because there is only a single mechanic, hitting the ball. How you hit it determines your mechanical skill, and the ball trajectory is always predictable except for corners.
Replies: >>1824271 >>1824278 >>1824669 >>1824798 >>1824805 >>1825060
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:48:25 PM No.1824271
>>1824266
>Do (you) think these should be patched out ?
Absolutely. You already pointed out the fact that it messes up the readability, but it also looks bad. Every exploit or tech that makes the game look ugly or dumb should be patched out.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:06:50 PM No.1824278
>>1824266
High skill ceiling being dictated by who can exploit animations better is what killed Mordhau and Chilvary so yes. The game has already plenty of tools to do fakeouts against your opponents and it's also a team game.
Replies: >>1824805
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:37:29 PM No.1824606
1745196836221720
1745196836221720
md5: 200d352f4c04843ed3a08bdc90498642๐Ÿ”
fuck me this game is like crack. i was having a miserable time all day with shit games, but as soon as I scored a goal, the feelings went a way. played for another 4 hours.
Replies: >>1825091
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:13:13 PM No.1824646
>>1823813
>playing goalie.
>opponent attacking.
>dive for ball.
>I see the indicator that I have the ball in my hand.
>half a second later the ball phases through me and goes into the goal.
Replies: >>1824683
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:28:08 PM No.1824669
>>1824266
>(small) animation exploits
Is it while dribbling? Just played a couple games where some guys kicked the ball one way and suddenly attracted it to the other side as if they had magnets.
It's insane watching people getting better in the spam of a couple of hours. Just yesterday I was playing against shitters like myself and today I'm matched with and against players with insane mechanics, who actually pass the ball around and don't spam "good job" at the slightest fuck up
Replies: >>1824703
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:30:11 PM No.1824673
How do you actually win 5v5 ranked games by yourself
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:38:02 PM No.1824683
>>1824646
theres a timing thing where the opponents can kick the ball and it'll go through even if the goalie dives for it at the same time he kicks it. teams were abusing this in the most recent tourney
Replies: >>1824806
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:49:26 PM No.1824703
>>1824669
Yes, it's show here at 1:20:
https://youtu.be/0HN_OClKhZ4?feature=shared&t=80
Honestly looks retarded since the ball doesn't follow a natural trajectory. The only drawback is that it seems to drain stamina like crazy.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:26:50 PM No.1824798
>>1824266
yeah these should be fixed asap
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:29:38 PM No.1824802
>>1823813
You say this now but it's already hard enough as it is to play goalie. You might think you'd be able to carry your team easily if it was easier to score goals, but when your teams start letting in four uncontested goals in a minute you're going to start raging at how retarded they are for not being able to save any goals.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:32:24 PM No.1824805
>>1824266
PVP games are fun when people play the game instead of breaking the game in obviously unintentional ways. If those things are not fixed, it will just lead to the only people left playing being the small amount of people who learn the exploits or retards, just like mordhau. >>1824278
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:32:57 PM No.1824806
>>1824683
wut? how does this work?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:41:23 PM No.1824815
seems like the game stopped being fun that
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:22:22 PM No.1824883
>never plays defense.
>spams ball call.
>nobody passes to him because he is a mile away.
>first time he gets the ball he loses it immediately.
>second time kicks it half the field away right to the goalie.
>continues to spam ball call before he quits.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:33:04 PM No.1824898
>dive one way for the ball.
>I see the animation break and it dives me in a different direction.
What is this
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:35:16 PM No.1824900
>teammate cancels your shooting animation and misses his shot
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:30:42 PM No.1824960
I love just standing besides people who like to sit near the other team's goalie. They contribute nothing and use up all their stamina running away from me. When the ball finally does come their way, they have no stamina, so I just kick the ball away from them.
Go and play defense, cutie.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:49:26 PM No.1825045
Managed to hit plat playing defense with randoms, if I can make it so can you, don't give up anons!
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:05:33 AM No.1825059
Itโ€™s retarded how ineffective normal shots are in this game, they made goal keeping far too easy because of the walls. Iโ€™d prefer a game where the walls were less effective but shots were more difficult and effective. As it is every game at high rank is a low scoring snooze fest or just people trying to do lobs off the wall into scoring with a pass or doing blade shot shit over and over again
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:08:14 AM No.1825060
>>1824266
The weird glitch magnet dribbling might be acceptable if it required frame perfect inputs but literally any retard can spam it and it makes the game unreadable and random as a defender. The touch system gives enough room to outplay on defense without the magnet shit. Patch it out
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:24:01 AM No.1825070
>equalizer goes in during OT
>GAME OVER
this game is shit.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:52:31 AM No.1825091
>>1824606
Nothing should bring you more joy than your own goals, live only for that glorious moment.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:10:49 AM No.1825110
They need to add a button that cancels spin, it's way too easy to slightly move your mouse after initiating a shot.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:15:14 AM No.1825114
Is there a button that lets you just take possession of the ball without needing to kick it, i.e. someone passes me the ball and I want to just stop it.
Replies: >>1825148
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:47:54 AM No.1825148
>>1825114
Closest is space/A/(X? that's the A equivalent for controllerfags right?) kind of annoying that it kicks it away instead of immediately taking it into possession though, but it's all there is to trap it.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:48:16 AM No.1825193
cat-unamused
cat-unamused
md5: 79e878188cc7669f85a7ea8c3d5cf98d๐Ÿ”
>goalkeeper asks for ball.
>gently pass it to him.
>he dives out of the way and we score an own goal.
Replies: >>1825464
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:48:21 AM No.1825229
1749708270592148
1749708270592148
md5: c002e59e6b1beade2d83c1e0669f1ad1๐Ÿ”
>look up some stuff about the game on youtube
>nothing but clickbaiting and ai slop
Replies: >>1826666
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:02:08 AM No.1825241
1748151945621162
1748151945621162
md5: f599376e25bae20b85375c28fc586998๐Ÿ”
How it feels running upfield from the donkey camping upper-midfield spamming for a pass
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:53:41 AM No.1825341
>some of the same teammates for several games in a row
>win every time even the last one when there's only one of them
Feels good.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:37:12 AM No.1825454
1710025551529390
1710025551529390
md5: fdf7fc921996675bd0bfd8bc1ea69927๐Ÿ”
Anyone else getting a weird stuttery feeling in spite of framerate being pretty solid ? I tried various options but it does not help at all, even lowest settings. I also made the mistake of updating my drivers and I feel it made the problem worse.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:30:19 AM No.1825464
>>1825193
>almost 20 minute extra time
>me as GK
>teammate is in trouble, so I walk to the side of the goal so he can pass to me without risking an own goal
>forget to call for the pass
>he passes directly into de goal
>lose the match
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:08:38 PM No.1825698
What am I doing wrong in this game? 179 matches played and 63 wins. Am I single handedly dragging my team down?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:31:18 PM No.1825855
>It's faster to spam dives than sprint
Replies: >>1826661
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:10:09 PM No.1825907
>play a couple of quick games as warm up
>teamplay is off the charts, everybody defends and passes the ball, nobody spams emotes and they all keep their cool if we're down 2-0
>even my mechanics are clean and smoothe, everything I try just works
>jump on ranked
>everybody is le edgy egoisto retard, calling for the ball constantly, losing the ball immediately and spaming "gob job" whenever they don't receive the pass or somebody else loses the ball
>they start trolling if we're down 2-0
>half the games are against 5 stacks
Man, I really need friends to play this shit
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:24:41 PM No.1826093
1725903965498438
1725903965498438
md5: 876b44f6c5203f553f77245106889e28๐Ÿ”
>guy is marked
>he asks for pass
>I press R3 ("make a run")
>he stays still
>asks for a pass again
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:44:13 PM No.1826111
>>1821518
Its very janky with animations and netplay, Rocket league is a much smoothing experience but you'll still have a decent time with it
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:49:24 PM No.1826120
>>1817839
https://youtu.be/Ea6t_FCQ6Vc?si=kK7vpxq8-x0dmwer
ah the Balotelli special
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 12:11:36 AM No.1826397
>two goal goblins stand near opposing goalie.
>cannot hear them, but can see them constantly call for the ball.
>just stand and watch as their defense and goalie get mogged all game.
>mercy rule victory.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:46:51 AM No.1826552
>keepers in plat still falling for the backboard shot
I can't believe I'm stuck here. I understand panicking during extra time, but this shit keeps happening at the very start of the game
Replies: >>1826567 >>1827076
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:57:07 AM No.1826567
>>1826552
whats the highest rank?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:55:08 AM No.1826657
images
images
md5: 5281a059c69e5cf2e38d84afd6d30c7d๐Ÿ”
>get goalie I get goalie first more than half the times I play.
>match lasts 11 minutes with zero goals.
>incompetence on both sides.
>one player on my team stands on other side of the field all game.
>never passes, loses the ball most of the time.
>nobody on either side knows how to maintain possession.
>have over a dozen saves.
>other goalie only has three but that is partially because my team cannot shoot on target.
>by the 11th save in the 11th minute I am tired of the incompetence.
>launch the ball towards the other goalie.
>phases through him and I score the winning goal.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:57:05 AM No.1826661
>>1825855
Proof?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:59:16 AM No.1826666
>>1825229
youtube is aids. The only way it is not going to be clickbait slop is if and when the game dies and the only people still making videos are autists.
I know there exists a plugin that disables clickbait thumbnails and titles and gives an explanation of what the video is as a new title, but I want it to stay so I know who to block using a separate plugin.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:42:33 AM No.1826800
What was the most the beautiful sport moment youโ€™ve experienced playing this game?
Replies: >>1826856 >>1826860
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:26:32 AM No.1826856
>>1826800
When someone passes the ball.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:28:03 AM No.1826860
>>1826800
when they do a lil 1 2
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:14:49 AM No.1826990
>load up in game
>be a white guy
>team mates are all swarthy brown guys
Of course.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:33:43 AM No.1827076
hq720
hq720
md5: 4b6ce44fc2a83df94ade316ee3cffeb4๐Ÿ”
>>1826552
I know about the trick but sometimes I crack under pressure and still dive.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:38:17 AM No.1827106
How do you defend against a guy waiting for a rebound so he can volley shot? Iโ€™ve been standing near him and holding left trigger or trying to deflect it with a header but neither seems reliable.
Replies: >>1827118 >>1827124 >>1827322
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:00:30 AM No.1827118
>>1827106
It seems unreliable on who has priority, I have the most success with using pass to clear the ball but sometimes I'll go into the pass (headbutt) animation and the guy's volley will still go through. Using the Y button (jumping headbutt) to intercept rarely works I found.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:06:34 AM No.1827124
>>1827106
unreliable priority, I can click before the players, be on position before them and they still get the hit.

Kind of details that makes me mad maining defensive positions
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 12:19:41 PM No.1827178
>>1820304
>french teammates
guaranteed nafri
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:46:19 PM No.1827322
>>1827106
Do not hold left trigger when defending from crosses/rebounds, at least not when trying to clear the ball.
You won't be able to input shoot/pass/push the ball from afar, the ball "blue lock" won't appear if you are on the "dribble stance". Took me a while to figure it
Replies: >>1828008
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:21:28 PM No.1827671
Extra effort making you not be able to possess the ball is retarded. And for something that triggers so freely unintentionally, it sure doesn't like to be triggered when you fucking want it to.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:06:30 PM No.1827744
>reach diamond promo during the beta
>think I'm a bit better than the average player for the first time in a competitive game
>game releases
>stuck in plat 3
>my friend, who didn't even play the beta get the same rank as me
Well, that was humbling
Replies: >>1827809
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:50:17 PM No.1827809
>>1827744
There is always a bigger fish.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:51:29 PM No.1827812
>people already in diamond and shit
>i'm stuck in silver
Maybe i'm just getting old.
Replies: >>1827881
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:52:58 PM No.1827881
>>1827812
You need to understand football/soccer autism so don't feel bad, its the most played vidya in the world
This game has a skill cliff
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:24:12 AM No.1827903
How the fuck did they manage to mess up passing, the most important thing to not mess up
Replies: >>1828513 >>1832773
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:49:33 AM No.1827978
>score both of our goals and play goalie for several minutes in OT until we score
>not mvp
Okay.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:14:21 AM No.1828008
>>1827322
>the ball "blue lock" won't appear if you are on the "dribble stance".
oh my god what a game changer. this entire time ive been in defensive stance and wondering why the hell i cant get any defensive headers.
Replies: >>1828964
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:39:46 AM No.1828035
Why are Blue Lock niggers so bad when Blue Lock literally emphasizes positioning?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:37:11 AM No.1828076
I swear, there's always some Russian retard on the voice chat talking in his subhuman ESL language. Don't they know that English is the lingua franca?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:47:58 AM No.1828131
nothing feels better than scoring the game winner
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:07:14 AM No.1828147
people are so bad, seeing simple fundamental soccer practices makes me smile. especially when it comes to goal scoring. seeing someone have a clear shot at goal slow down the pace just so they can do some dribble bullshit rigamarole only to end up losing the ball or miss makes me angry.
as soon as youre in a scoring position, just pick a corner and fucking bloot it. none of this bullshit.
Replies: >>1828178
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:31:32 AM No.1828178
>>1828147
If no one is near me I will take it slow to try to mess up the goalie.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:53:08 AM No.1828358
Pahss!
Pahss!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:02:11 PM No.1828513
>>1827903
They didn't... you're just bad and need extra assistance.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:59:11 PM No.1828596
>>1820370
In standard footy you're not allowed to do that off a friendly pass, so any enemy trying to shoot for the goal needs to shoot strong enough that the gk won't be able to hold on to it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:19:08 PM No.1828630
my god, I was playing 4v4 and had the most obnoxious type of player 3x.
>stays forward and spams pass
>spams good job when you obviously can't get the ball past 3 players
>immediately leaves the goal when selected goalie, giving up free goal
>never tracks back, but spams good job when you inevitably let a goal in 1v3
we somehow won but I genuinely wish death upon these cocksuckers. there is usually just one of these in a given team, but when you get a whole team of them you really give up on humanity.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:26:37 PM No.1828782
>eastern europeans already using cheats
Is it in their nature or something?
Replies: >>1828784
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:27:23 PM No.1828784
>>1828782
People were cheating day one. I saw someone kicking the ball a thousand times a minute and moving at super speed.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:30:42 PM No.1828952
Game is dying bigly and quickly. How do we save it?
Replies: >>1828964
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:40:55 PM No.1828964
>>1828008
Also, extra effort increases the blue lock range, so it is also
good to clear rebounds
>>1828952
How is it dying?
Replies: >>1829132 >>1832882
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:47:33 PM No.1828981
1722661145359619
1722661145359619
md5: 25253596427f860c56ad7dcc2938ea96๐Ÿ”
>another 5v5 game where I start as GK and am a janny for 4 minutes 30 seconds barely playing the game
How does the captain thing work exactly ? Is it really first person loading ? If yes, how do I gimp my computer so this shit stops happening. I am going FUCKING insane.
Replies: >>1829103 >>1829218
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:57:00 PM No.1829103
>>1828981
You could start spamming the pass emote and leave the goal as much as possible until some random changes positions with you. It tends to work on my games.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:26:16 PM No.1829132
>>1828964
>extra effort
whats that
Replies: >>1829291
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:26:48 AM No.1829211
god this is actually the best game released in years, it has gimmicks that will 100% ruin it if they don't fix but for now its 10/10
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:29:20 AM No.1829218
>>1828981
>in intense 0-0 until OT
>goalie stops everything
know I love you no matter how bored you are
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:25:34 AM No.1829291
>>1829132
speed boost you get when you double-tap the sprint button.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:26:53 AM No.1829293
>two fags stands on other side of the field spamming ball call.
>never pass, not even to each other.
>both leave when the other team scores.
Replies: >>1829529
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:11:27 AM No.1829529
>>1829293
my team cherry pickers
>never score
>always lose the ball against one defender or gk
enemy team cherry pickers
>high synergy between them
>always scores
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:35:21 PM No.1829825
>fixed dolphin diving
good. was worried they would lag on fixing that exploit.
Replies: >>1830118
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:05:27 PM No.1830118
>>1829825
What was the exploit
Replies: >>1830282
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:40:46 PM No.1830282
>>1830118
it was where doing the dive was faster than sprinting.
Replies: >>1830296
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:48:30 PM No.1830296
>>1830282
and i shouldnt call it an exploit but more of bad balancing issue. but it looked retarded and im glad the devs were quick to correct it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:09:26 AM No.1830785
>positive winrate with randoms
>friend buys the game
>losing streak after losing streak
laying with him
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:56:58 AM No.1830845
div 2 > div 1 >div 2 >div 1 > div 2 > div 1
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:58:01 AM No.1831132
>two back-to-back close games with actual defense and teamplay that both go into five+ minutes overtimes, with the longest being 11 minutes.
I guess 3am is the time to play.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:14:03 AM No.1831142
1666333128994172s
1666333128994172s
md5: 55f15fc98b3257c8239298c335e86c51๐Ÿ”
im a god at haxball, top 5 elo on my haxball server will i be good at this? im mostly a goalie main.
Replies: >>1831516 >>1832793
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:47:53 AM No.1831236
>1v1, me as keeper
>dude just does a normal pass close to the post
>react correctly and dive that way
>my character jumps over the ball, the other team scores
How do you intercept those kind of "shots"? With the dash?
Replies: >>1831255 >>1831589
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:36:10 PM No.1831255
>>1831236
how to dash on keyboard?
Replies: >>1831354 >>1831591
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:15:32 PM No.1831290
>worst player on the team who is an utter faggot that canโ€™t pass shoot, defend, position themselves, or play goalie well spams good job every time anyone else makes a mistake
Every single game
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:29:24 PM No.1831302
Iโ€™m having fun trying to set up my team mates and trying to rack up my assists stat.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:00:31 PM No.1831354
>>1831255
No idea, but I'm going to guess ctrl to enter defensive position and space bar to dash
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:54:37 PM No.1831516
>>1831142
some loose concepts of positioning and passing discipline can be transfered over but honestly jt's a whole another game. Try it, see for yourself if you like it or not.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:01:45 PM No.1831589
>>1831236
If your teammate gently passes you the ball and there is no rush, just let it come to you and you will pick it up.
One part of being goalie is that standing still and letting the ball come to you (even on an enemy attack) works more often than not.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:02:48 PM No.1831591
>>1831255
If you mean the extra effort, it is double-tapping shift.
Replies: >>1831916
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:16:52 PM No.1831916
>>1831591
not the super sprint but i see some people dash side to side, whats that on the keyboard?
Replies: >>1832411
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:40:56 PM No.1831931
They need to make offsides a thing in this game.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:48:55 AM No.1832359
Does football not have a draw because im getting real tired of these random 6+ min OTs
its not really interesting after a point, everyone loses
Replies: >>1832372
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:58:47 AM No.1832372
>>1832359
It has draws.
>its not really interesting after a point, everyone loses.
That is how the sport is, yes.
Replies: >>1832381
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:08:14 AM No.1832381
>>1832372
I thought as much
So its objectively better to throw to get more matches in unless its a legit stalemate
But it never is, its mostly everyone sucks
Replies: >>1832382
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:09:07 AM No.1832382
>>1832381
Are you talking about the game or the actual sport? Because the game does not have draws, as far as I can tell.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:38:05 AM No.1832400
I just got this, and I suck. Any tips for starting out?
Replies: >>1832413 >>1832749
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:46:28 AM No.1832408
>other team's goalie leaves net.
>pass the ball over the other team's players.
>ball was going to roll in.
>guy who was standing there the whole game takes the ball.
>he could have slowly dribbled the ball into the net.
>instead shoots it and it bounces off the right post of a wide open net with no players around him.
First time I ever, "good job," someone over a negative play because that deserved it. Thankfully we scored about ten seconds later anyways.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:49:54 AM No.1832411
>>1831916
Oh that, I think it is C by default while you are holding the defensive stance button. It is called Dash in game.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:51:01 AM No.1832413
>>1832400
Play defense.
Pass the ball.
Learn how to dribble because simply doing that is enough to be better than the majority of players you will come across.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:45:14 AM No.1832448
Do the goal goblins ever consider that someone would not want to pass to them when they are covered by three defenders near the opposing goalkeeper
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:19:52 PM No.1832749
>>1832400
pass and learn good positioning. do that and youre already gold rank with that alone.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:46:54 PM No.1832773
>>1827903
>How the fuck did they manage to mess up passing
It's really hard to aim a right-click pass. The ball just seems to go in whatever the fuck direction half the time. The game should display a directional preview before the ball is released so you have a few frames to adjust the direction.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:05:24 PM No.1832793
>>1831142
Rematch is harder mechanically. Pretty much the only thing that transfers from haxball is knowing to stay behind your opponents so that you don't give up a 2v1 counterattack
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:35:36 PM No.1832882
>>1828964
>Also, extra effort increases the blue lock range, so it is also
>good to clear rebounds
do you need the bar to be full or you activate it? also how do i consistently win headers? ill be next to a guy but he gets the kick anyways.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:23:18 PM No.1832922
>match goes into overtime
>5 minutes in one teammate leaves
>be keeper the whole times
>15 minutes in play a decent long ball
>mate volleys it in
great match taught me how to sweep properly as well
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:13:39 AM No.1833269
I simply do not pass to people who stand by the enemy goalie all game.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:26:46 AM No.1834420
It is actually annoying how little people play defense.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:55:17 AM No.1834815
>keep chasing the losses
>always end up losing rank
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:34:39 PM No.1835319
>fag says, "I don't play goalie."
>each time he gets goalie he throws the ball into his own net.
What compels someone to act like such a fag
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:24:32 PM No.1835489
>goalie goblin
>sprints towards goalie as soon as the ball is live
>even if he is goalie, he sprints there at the start
>stands there the entire game
>never leaves that side of the field.
Most egregious one I have seen.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:02:48 AM No.1836167
I fucking SUCK
Replies: >>1836462
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:32:41 PM No.1836462
>>1836167
I'm so bad at this game I almost don't want to play it because the teams that get stuck with me could have done better with literally almost anyone else.
I usually have some of the highest points in the game but I fuck up at pivotal moments frequently enough that I cost games.
Replies: >>1851164
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:49:34 PM No.1836585
this game is considered a success based on the review count but what's the overhead cost of running a game like this? they have dedicated servers for each region and those costs add up. i didn't buy the game for this reason since they're just an AA company.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:42:49 AM No.1837035
I just want to be able to go on an attack one time and have someone else actually play defense.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:51:36 PM No.1837913
I've lost count of how many balls I've recovered just to panic while trying to dribble or to give possession straight back with the shittiest pass ever. At some point I was decent at both, I swear, but somehow I've lost all ability to maintain possession or give a decent pass
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:45:56 PM No.1838297
Can I get one match that is not a team of bumbling ball chasing idiots versus a five man
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:54:13 PM No.1838303
>goalie goblin disconnects as soon as he gets goalie.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:55:40 AM No.1838430
seening way too many people trying to be sweeper keeper lately and giving up stupidly easy goals because of it
Replies: >>1838991 >>1839046
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:07:03 AM No.1838479
https://youtu.be/abU3wxAYKH0?si=FOZVVDLZQruAafgi

apparently tournies will be able to have randos matchmake into your tournaments?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:09:39 PM No.1838991
>>1838430
Same here, but laso seeing a lot of players simply refusing to cover the goal when the keeper tries to get a ball in the corner. There are also a lot of retards simply leaving the goal without even calling for a swap
Replies: >>1839046
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:06:44 PM No.1839046
>>1838430
>>1838991
If the other team is going to let me go up to midfield with the ball, then I am gonna before launching it over their heads.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:41:43 PM No.1839069
>get into match.
>two people afk.
>one person is cherry picking.
>still spamming ball call and "good job" despite being down essentially three people.
What causes someone to queue and then go afk, the queues do not take twenty minutes anymore.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:45:22 AM No.1839451
They need to add a call that just says, "play defense," for the goalie and have it not get stopped by a spam filter.
Replies: >>1839460
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:51:41 AM No.1839460
>>1839451
There are so many times I see an opponent completely free and just can't tell my teammates to cover them. Sure, that's exactly what voice chat is for, but I really don't want to talk with randoms.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:57:02 AM No.1839555
>get goalie.
>forced to watch my team miss a wide open net.
>twice.
>game ends 1-0 because of an own goal.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:23:12 AM No.1839754
Don't know if this is known tech yet but I've been able to curve a shot into the goal standing directly next to the wall(couldn't see into the goal at all)
Replies: >>1839988
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:57:30 PM No.1839988
>>1839754
what
Replies: >>1840151
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:30:47 PM No.1840151
>>1839988
I managed to curve a shot into the goal while I was at the corner of the pitch
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:27:48 AM No.1840971
> aw hell naw, I ain't playing goalie bruh.
Why are they like this? Next time one of these young scholars does this I'm not filling in. We're going to lose. Then when it's my turn in net I'm going to say it just like him and walk out too.
If this future doctor took 5 seconds to think
> what if everyone refused to play goalie
he'd recognize how his anti-social behaviour leads to a breakdown of the game but considering he likely can't even imagine how he'd feel if he hadn't eaten breakfast that morning, I guess that level of thinking is expecting too much. Holy shit.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:20:03 PM No.1841306
>thought Rematch would be a fun little niche game with a small cult following
>90k viewers on Twitch
Jesus fucking Christ. I guess itโ€™s safe to say this game smashed all expectations.
Replies: >>1841307
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:26:26 PM No.1841307
>>1841306
>90k viewers
yeah seems its coming mostly from 2 japs. but ive noticed the japs really took a liking to this game. the devs should do a collab with a jap soccer player.
Replies: >>1841312
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:34:45 PM No.1841312
>>1841307
PES/Winning Eleven was pretty popular in Japan so that sorta makes sense. Or maybe itโ€™s the Blue Lock nerds.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:28:43 AM No.1841937
Game badly needs an enemy pinging system. That way you can ping cherry pickers to let your retard team know theyre cherry picking. Probably give to GK or something.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:39:10 AM No.1842439
>take a rest from the game after 2 consecutive ranked loses
>immediately start enjoying the game again
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:21:43 PM No.1842640
I really love this game and playing defensive midfield is a blast (and I'm decent), but I'm hard stuck at plat hell because a defensive player can't carry randoms, it is like trying to grind ranked alone as a support 5 in Dota, I really don't know what to do brehs
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:54:32 PM No.1843158
Are the qualifiers in the season pass not open yet? There's no date listed while the championships are open.

>>1823689
I agree. I think the only people that don't like 5v5 are the ones that want to be the main character.
Replies: >>1843267
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:21:57 PM No.1843215
They need to fix this game's broken animations before this turns into another chilvary/mordhau game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:46:49 PM No.1843267
>>1843158
>Are the qualifiers in the season pass not open yet? There's no date listed while the championships are open.
>
Doesnt it say its like in 4 days or something?
Replies: >>1843568
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:46:58 PM No.1843387
Is there some kind of method (exploit) that allows people to ignore the tackle, or is it just lag
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:18:44 AM No.1843568
>>1843267
Yeah says qualifiers are open in 2 days while championship in like a month.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:06:23 AM No.1843686
Sans titre
Sans titre
md5: eb29dd97895c40df56cdee43fd43b499๐Ÿ”
I wonder if there is going to be a substantial patch in two days when the new battlepass opens up.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:27:34 PM No.1844452
For the love of God, they need to add an option to adjust the deadzones on passing. I wanted to slightly adjust the angle, not pass it into the complete opposite direction.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:12:51 PM No.1844638
>stop playing defense once.
>not a single teammate rotates to defense.
This is every single game. Either I play defense, or no one does.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:38:42 PM No.1844906
>get the ball to start.
>two opposing players running right at me.
>teammate open downfield for an easy pass.
>in the passing animation.
>own goalie knocks the ball away from me right towards the opposing players.
>defenders shoot it in for an easy goal.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:26:29 AM No.1845159
game needs to start awarding points for pre-assists.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:08:16 PM No.1845943
Looks like a bigger update and cope post next week regarding crossplay.
>https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2138720/view/534354183830115405
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:19:39 PM No.1846389
>>1816946
>Be goalie.
>Enemy team has 1-2 pressuring our side of the map at all times.
>0 teammates defending. Miss every shot on their goal.
>Get flamed when I miss one goal after fending off 8+ hits.

>>1817030
Sliding feels awful. It can be great in extremely niche situations. It's supposed to stun the people who but for some reason doesn't work half the time and the other half it just goes through the ball without affecting it.
Replies: >>1846523
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:23:22 PM No.1846456
>had three assists in one game today
Am I an elite playmaker?
Replies: >>1846486
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:10:09 AM No.1846486
Screenshot 2025-07-09 180942
Screenshot 2025-07-09 180942
md5: cd7a64ff023c9f12cdc21b76f70ab6b6๐Ÿ”
>>1846456
Are you literally me?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:38:07 AM No.1846523
>>1846389
good jobbing a goalie is the faggiest shit someone can do, especially when they are a goalie goblin who never plays defense.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:53:30 PM No.1847557
91HIgUAvOOL-1339490566
91HIgUAvOOL-1339490566
md5: b0ab0704c05184f979951b615601d4be๐Ÿ”
As a rookie goalie IRL I'm interested in playing this game in order to somehow translate my skills over to real life.
Against all possible logic, I truly feel playing fucking Valorant made me a better goalie, so I really believe in this skills transfer stuff.
What am I in for? I'm not interested in playing any other position. Is it doable? I'm I going to be that Goalie Goblin or whatever someone mentioned?
I'd like to play competitively, as well.
Cheerio.
Replies: >>1847559
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:59:42 PM No.1847559
>>1847557
>I truly feel playing fucking Valorant made me a better goalie
Are you talking about that counterstrike clone or something else
>What am I in for?
90% of the time you are going to be in one-on-one or more situations because this game has no offsides and nobody plays defense. Also the fags who exploit broken animations to make goaltending impossible.
Other than that, goalie is a forgiving position. As long as your model touches the ball you take possession of it, and you cannot lose possession for several seconds after.
Replies: >>1848001
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:34:36 PM No.1847615
>under 40k daily players
its over...
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:35:36 PM No.1848001
>>1847559
Yeah, that one. A hero shooter. I used to play a couple nights before a game and it made me take better decisions as to wether I needed to get out to repel the ball or stay for the one-on-one, also gaymer reflexes.
Alright I might just get it, then. It's either this or Cyberpunk, since both are priced equally in my region.
Thx.
Replies: >>1849085
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:17:44 PM No.1849085
>>1848001
This game is also just a fun little, "I just want to play something for a bit," game. Matches are only six minutes long (not counting overtime) and the game mercy rules after a four goal lead. The game is simple, yet complex.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:48:43 AM No.1849816
do people get angry in this game when you play defense instead of letting them cherry pick for free
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:33:24 PM No.1850531
>most players still haven't edited the away kit
>every game I play as local, I have ton look at that ugly pink kit
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:58:12 PM No.1851164
>>1836462
I'm officially no longer terrible. I've become an asset to my teams.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:25:32 AM No.1851816
Screenshot 2025-07-13 032039
Screenshot 2025-07-13 032039
md5: 58b1575f6e34478b09073cf230f07242๐Ÿ”
>14 minute overtime aka 20 minute match.
>1-0 final score.
Amazing what the game is like when you have two sides full of competent players who actually rotate from playing offense and defense instead of cherry picking all game.
I really need to learn how to properly dribble.
And I mean properly dribble. None of that gay ippy slide exploit bullshit that needs to be patched out of the game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:46:33 PM No.1852164
I just saw someone called ".json buzz" who phased through a GK doing a tackle on him and a little earlier has one shot go through a blocking GK. Is it extreme lag or is there already such cheats?
Replies: >>1852389
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:28:16 PM No.1852389
nb
nb
md5: 7b68c94f89b36c014d2b65b6ca213cc7๐Ÿ”
>>1852164
>s it extreme lag or is there already such cheats?
dont know about your case but this guy was using a speed hack to zoom around the map and mercy-win in 30 seconds.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:27:44 AM No.1854782
Just reach master rank and I've found a team to play July 30th tourney, feels good
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:02:20 PM No.1856127
>>1815684
so this is how the game looks without 170ms lag
Replies: >>1857235
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:57:05 AM No.1856459
God I love just annoying cherry pickers. Just standing by them, using defensive stance (it slows them down if you do it right by them), and making them completely ineffective the whole match. I get MVP almost every match because goalies love to pass to them despite being covered for some reason.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:50:32 PM No.1857235
>>1856127
For some reason I've been getting worse performance recently. I don't know why but performance seems to be somewhat linked to netcode in this game, games that are especially laggy are the worst in terms of fps. Maybe they turned off some servers on PC because concurrent users have dropped? Who knows.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:11:15 PM No.1857515
>get two goal early lead due to opposing team own goal.
>me, goalie, and another player spend the next half of the match just passing between ourselves.
>takes the other team a full minute before any of them realize what we are doing and comes tries to come after us.
You do not have to play offense to win.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:13:41 AM No.1857884
>stop playing defense once.
>nobody else bothers to rotate to defense.
It is a gamble of either scoring a goal or your goalie being in a two-on-one.
Replies: >>1857974
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:02:20 AM No.1857930
finally reached platinum
thank god you cant go down ranks, only divisions
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:40:38 AM No.1857974
>>1857884
>>stop playing defense once.
>>nobody else bothers to rotate to defense.
so frustrating. feels like always need to stay back or just get buttfucked by the cherry pickers.
Replies: >>1857994
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:55:59 AM No.1857994
>>1857974
It is not like I even stop randomly defending for no reason, it happens when I steal the ball and get into a one-on-one scenario, and my entire team rushes behind me calling for the ball instead of guarding the cherry picker one time.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:16:29 PM No.1860483
>crossplay update not until another 6-9 weeks
jesus christ. that means the content updates are probably even further out. what the fuck?
Replies: >>1862081
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:26:15 PM No.1862081
>>1860483
Unironically vacations (July-August is la big vacaciones in Europe)
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:06:09 PM No.1863767
If you good job a goalie, I am going to own-goal.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:10:14 PM No.1864815
1748631229322455
1748631229322455
md5: 7a5b911a5b0f4e9851f26db5b0faa7fc๐Ÿ”
After being almost stuck forever in Platinum I breezed through Diamond in like 15 games (total clown fiesta most of the time) and now I'm Master. I don't even feel like I belong there.
They really need to allow us to derank between ranks instead of just divisions. Hope there's a reset between seasons.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:45:23 PM No.1866087
I do not care about crossplay or anything else, I just want the ippy slide faggotry to be out of the game.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:01:20 PM No.1866208
What determines when a goalie either catches the ball or just knocks it away, because I dove for a ball that I should have caught, but instead I knocked it away into the goal
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:45:16 AM No.1866424
>goalie allows a goal after the umpteenth time he had one-on-multiple scenarios.
>GOOD JOB.
>NICE.
>TEKKERS.
>GOOD JOB.
Replies: >>1866609
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:52:47 AM No.1866609
>>1866424
And its always the worst player on the team that spam those good job
Replies: >>1866640
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:20:34 AM No.1866640
>>1866609
Who is on the other side of the field never playing defense.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:20:39 PM No.1867572
>play a round
>teammate has ball
>proceeds to run into an opponent and get tackled
>yeah okay, happens to the best of us occasionally
>same teammate gets the ball
>does the same thing
>they refuse to pass the ball at any point
>passing the ball to them is the same as giving it to the opposing team
holy fuck this brings back memories of me playing f**tball when i was a kid, back then everyone refused to pass the ball as well.
Replies: >>1867685
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:11:50 PM No.1867685
>>1867572
At the very least be one of those fags who know every ballhandling glitch and exploit if you are going to do that.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:15:40 PM No.1867692
>update means that keybinds got reset.
Did they fix passing/glitches
Replies: >>1867960
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:30:29 PM No.1867713
>ippy slide not patched out.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:42:44 PM No.1867960
>>1867692
cant see anything about fixing passing. i guess thats gonna be the next patch thats coming in a couple weeks.
Replies: >>1868017
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:25:28 PM No.1868017
>>1867960
They said they are working on it in the patch notes.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:26:36 PM No.1868022
I have gotten so use to the bad mouse passing that now I am worried about them fixing it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:14:16 PM No.1868127
>>1815153
give it a few months