Kyousuke Edition
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>Previous Thread>>1868291
lmao just stick it retards
Fucking hell that was close
REZ will humble keeyosucky
GL should've just got artfrost instead
>>1872599all white people do
I'm already sold on the new G2. It is clear as day to me that this will be an era defining team.
meanwhile (it's actually dust2)
>>1872604I always had unwaivering faith in sAw to make G2 great again. I just wasn't expecting them to play so well straight from the start.
time for kyxsan disasterclass t side
any chance of overpass today?
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Should I try this thing???
>>1872610Yeah but make sure to take a photo of it, post it on social media and tag the company in order to lure those suckers to pump more sponsor money into our esport.
OH NO NO NO Reddit Legion bros...
>>1872610those are all fucking disgusting slave food
bros.......kyousuke looking hella average vs fucking gaymerslegions....
>kaisuke
>kohsuke
>keesuke
>keeosuke
what the hell was that kyxsan bot aim?
HAHAHAHA Failclowns. Nice aim kyxsan
holy shit kyxsan is just like me
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>>1872620>>1872623>being this assblasted because some unproven pussy boy is getting raped on lan
PR and REZ humbling $15 million roster Falcons
sorry but if GL takes even one map this team is completely shit kek imagine vitality losing to fucking GL
holy fuck this is too fucking funny
niko afk and no audio hahaha
GL won nuke vs falcons last time too
Hoping kursy never picks up the AWP ever again.
bahahahha kyosuckysucky cant even 1v2 clutch XD donk in his debut already finished the first map KEKEKEKEKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FACE IT SAVE MEEEEEEE
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kyxsan wtf
they were always going to lose nuke
chill
zonic already looking livid
it's fucking over.
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN T1 MATCHES ARENT LIKE MY PUGSHIT AND T3 MATCHES
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Shut the fuck up faggots nuke is almost their permaban
GL is cursed to have terrible AWPers
>>1872649nah zoomer realized theres levels to this shit
bros kyousuke is a +3!!!!
>>1872614i've occasionally thought of making a good little digital citizen twitter account where i could show support of brands in esports
never did though lol
>>1872654>nuke is almost their permabanholy cope
>>1872650save based kyxsan and teses from this mudslime team
>>1872649I didn't know kyxsan was chill like that
lul
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>>1872654>nuke is almost their permaban
why is this retard with zesty lips larping as a japanese anyway
>Machine just casually calling kursy a worthless nobody for no reason
isnt monesy supposed to be #2 in the world?
>>1872665Weebs are gay obviously
>>1872665nobody wants to be russian
WTF is G2 doing on T side???
>>1872665can you stop obsessing over lips?
teses is such a comically bad player
im better
*peeks for literally no reason*
>>1872670huNter- IGLing not that great
i've seen enough
mongolz are gonna rape felons
>>1872670game is CT sided now lmao
>didnt even shoot at the end
omg.......oh my fucking god genuinely what the fuck
HOLY FUCK Kursy's bad. That was a free kill and would have led to a retake.
literally no point in watching GL vs falcons with kursy being the awper, how many rounds were gifted by his misses?
KURSY YOU FROG CUNT NOOOO
>>1872676proofs?
is the 50 per T death that powerful?
S1MPLE FUARKING SAVE GAMERLEGION!!!
What Falcons need is to get donk and Zywoo to replace Teses and kysxsan
keep doubting him
it only makes him stronger
nice of falcons to give kursy some confidence, and niko making kursy look like an awp god
Magisk was carrying what little mental this team had
kursy is so slow, GL might be fucked.
huNter had the map under his control the entire time. He let Furia get close for the content.
Isn't Machine the one that always brings up he speaks a bit of other languages? It's even worse that he is the one that can't say kyousuke.
>>1872707he constantly alternates between the correct way then the american way
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BB-B-B-B-B-B-BUT I THOUGHT THE MP9 WAS NERFED???
Yeah, I'm thinking falcons is tier3.
>>1872707machine asked kyousuke about it, he adkes about to two pronunciation and kyousuke said he didn't care, the little retard.
-teses
-kyxsan
+s1mple
+zywoo
imagine danes having a breakdown because people can't pronounce magisk correctly
is it arab dicksuckers or russians acting like raped women because of his name?
fucking kursy ruining the kino
OH NO NO NO REDDIT LEGION SISSIES.......
BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>1872727what was donks debut stats?
Also, why would furia pick dust when they could've picked train?
>>1872729depends on what you mean on debut, he had plenty of bad games in spirit before they got shiro + cs2
>>1872727In the end, GODko and GODesy are still the only real superstars of this team.
so is the gap between faceit 5k elo and pro matches really that huge?
thank you very much kursy, teses was intent on throwing that but you made up for it
GODSUKE is the son of Mirage, easy 13-0 for FALCHADS
>>1872729who cares? the eyetest was clear, donk looks like he walks on rollerblades and got an aimbot, kyousuke pov looks too normal.
>>1872727Owned by IEM Oakland MVP. Shame kursy is shitting his pants.
without kyousuke they lost nuke vs gamerlegion btw
>>1872740>without kyousukeIt's in the past vro
>>1872727it's ok nuke shit map, next one is his home turf
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Look at these faggots sucking on bananas oh no no no
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it's over
i dont think he will break the 1.70 record bros
>cuck water bottle
do they really?
>>1872751Kid cost 2-3 crucial rounds with his AWP misses
kursy with a tiny bit more accuracy would have had 25 kills
>>1872755he would have won them the map 9-13
>>1872752This was never in the discussion.
Spirit made donk, if kyou was another donk they would have kept him.
He's a good player but from his face you can see he doesn't look like he lives for the game as much as donk does.
He's really like a new Niko, very talented but too big of an ego already.
the fucking vitallica jersey
what a joke
>>1872766falcons did this
>R EZ continues to own kyousuke
Good.
>neighour asked me to hide a tennis table in my house because his kid could see it before his birthday
>today is his birthday, neighbour is ringing the doorbell rn, I'm pretending there's nobody home.
>>1872777Good, Cologne matters more than his son's surprise and joy
>>1872777are you fucking retarded? just go and give it to him its going to take 5 mins
>>1872777i hope this is not true
>>1872777That's messed up bro
>>1872777table tennis is chinese and gay your doing this kid a favour
>>1872777good, the weak shall fear the strong
>>1872793RPS to see who is NiKo's bottom bitch for the day
doubters need to apologize
>>1872789>table tennis is chinese>The sport originated in Victorian England, where it was played among the upper-class as an after-dinner parlour game.[1][2] It has been suggested that makeshift versions of the game were developed by British military officers in India around the 1860s or 1870s, who brought it back with them.[6] A row of books stood up along the center of the table as a net, two more books served as rackets and were used to continuously hit a golf-ball.[7][8] In 1883, British sporting goods company Slazenger filed a patent for a net for table tennis.[9]
>>1872796yeah but its chinese now innit
He's an 'eggshot machine!!!!!!
HOLY RETARDS
I blame niko here
lmao how many smoke kills was that?
They win that round of all rounds
Why isn’t rez on a better team again?
>>1872807he's a bad person
>>1872807consistensy is what defines the best players in all sports
Trust Falcons to be bailed out by raw firepower
>>1872820>*posts the iconic NiKo moment*
Did this macaco just burp?????
i think we can all agree that while kyousuke isn't bad he definitely isn't the star player everyone hyped him up to be
he's just an average to good player
Kursy can make some stylish moves but man he's gotta work on hitting the sitters
>>1872825fr "next donk" my ass
how the fuck did they allow kursy to repeek there
>>1872830>"lads, it's kursy"
If only REZ had his m0NESY...
>>1872825kyou is very good, the hype was too much.
is goat vaping while gaming?
>>1872830Semen "the next Kyousuke (formerly Donk)" Baking forgot there was an awper to his right.
faze navi going to be so hype..
Already switched to the G2 game
kyosuke is a lucky retard, if s1mple debuted with that stacked lineup in his rookie year he would have won at least 5 major trophies
>>1872841Furia getting owned even harder than GL isn't that fun
vitality will destroy this falcons
>>1872847not according to magixx
wtf
CEMEN_BAKIN gets robotic 1 deags and hero plays every round
kyousuke plays pussy hiding spots with MP9 and gets no kills
?
Ex-Heroic Danes can deagle
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huNter my goat fragging igl
at least teses is doing something
I take it all back teses, you're the goat
The deagle is such the best game in the game, if you disagree you're such a gigantic faggot.
>>1872860>The deagle is such the best game in the game
>>1872868if you disagree you're such a gigantic faggot
>>1872870>is such the best game in the game
#FalconsAreStrugglingAgainstATier2Team
>kyosucky on the same level as washed up basically retired niko
.....
If only kursy didn't completely shart his pants on map 1.
>>1872880yeah this is not a good look for the next donk
>G2 won
>GL lost
mixed feelings
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Bruh
>>1872882if they were up against a decent awper this would've looked so different
kursy shoots so slow is insane he's getting paid to play cs
>>1872880>Niko>1.67>Kwabsudoku>1.6Its over
>>1872885kursy missed so many important frags on nuke. if GL had a consistently good AWP they could be top 5
>>1872887yeah, he absolutely lost them nuke
would've loved to see them on a 3rd
but I guess this is what you get with GL. They're not gonna spend insane amount of money just because one player is shit
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcsb/clip/ArtsyCarefulBorkAliens-vcUWI0fq3zGRICLa
Yall missed some good shit on the b stream
>>1872889GL's never been able to secure a good AWPer which is their limitation. They're stuck with the likes of acoR, sl3nd, and now Kursy.
>>1872895yet another wonderful play by Yekindar
just took a shit
felt good, smelled awful
Can Tom Cruise and co. beat the French?
>>18729045% chance
I hope they do. Love them both tho
OVERPASS
reminder that vitality lost overpass to mibr after they won their first major
Will Astralis break Vitality's 6 match winstreak???
This fucking potato bong maaaaaaannn
>Apex: CHECK OUT STAKE FOR EASY BETTING
Thank you Apex!
make sure you peek in a 3v1
Astralis wants to show how far a team can go by winning practically only CT rounds
i hate that vitality is so blatant and valve is not doing anything
mezii ate his beans and toast today
mezii got an insane buff from all those british memes
Vitality should be banned
>>1872923yes they cheat on lan with cams filming their screens and admins standing right behind them.
>>1872923>>1872928your tears are delicious lads
At this point I'm wondering who the fuck can ever beat vitality, all their opponents look so ass.
Vitality will start losing because of old age or apex retirement.
astralis lost this map when they fumbled that 3v1 against a 1 hp british player
dev1ce too old to pull those off today
that was the 1v1 to win for asstralis
People were shitting on kursy last game but stavn rn is single handedly losing the game for Astralis.
His first kill is an exit.
>staehr carrying as usual
when's he gonna get picked up by a real team?
based apex going skinhead
>round 2 awp
nice one valve, fucking tards
this is zywoo's niko moment uh?
>>1872960Far from match point at a Major finals
literally not watching either of these shit matches
>>1872963but vitality is losing
why did astralis have a harder time vs furia than vs vitality....
>>1872966playing against hues is harder
Just want to remind everyone that n0ko is NEVER winning a major
went to the bathroom with astralis looking completely done, what happened?
>>1872972did you do a large vitality and flush it?
>>1872972Baldpex sharted himself with bad calls
Fuck that was almost a Gigachad moment
HOLY SHIT
what a messy game
as if not say it was a bees dick chad, why pussy out?
Counting 4.9 seconds is part of being part of Vitality
That's it, Vitality wins.
Jabbi aimed worse than me back in 2016 when I was silver elite.
>>1872983staehr whiffed 30 bullets too
Hooxi constantly let down by these whiffing bots that are his teammates
>>1872984Both lost them the game on this round.
>>1872988what the fuck is her problem
>>1872992she aims for the m0nesy bussy
>>1872992yeah i don't know why she was talking during the tech so much that the ref had to tell her off
>>1872992retard femboy talking in a tech pause
>>1872992monesy the cheater was talking during a tech pause.
i really don't like mezii he looks so sweaty
insane that zywoo is getting mogged by washed 40 year old device
>>1873003FACT CHECK: devve is 29
>>1873019Don't know how this group merchant is still hanging around. Vitality remains scary because they aren't carried by ZywOo; everyone else can contribute.
>>1873019time to start using m2 as back
>>1873019Reedditz still got it
If Astralis stopped choking they would be top 3
We'll see by the end of the year if they can fix this shit
blowout inc on overpass
>>1873019>+/-0>1.15yeah ok
>>1873043>100 ADRwhat a fraud, give him 0.80 rating now
>>1873039agreed. Don't know if they can fix the mental tho
>blowout inc on overpassvitality has had time to prepare it, yes, but I wouldn't be too sure about the outcome. dev1ce might just roll the years back and staehr, when he's switched on, can hold b alone against a 5 rush
friendly reminder that overpass has historically always been a bad map for zypoo and above average for device
people don't like overpass cuz it requires teamwork
I don't think they know nades
>>1873066An insult against the team that revolutionized the game with nade use
>>1873066they didnt know train nades at astana either. they practiced them first between game 2 and 3 when facing aurora.
>>1873055friendly reminder Zywoo playing drunk and blindfolded >> ecolai redditz
Maui’s telling his chat about us right now.
astralis vs vitality is the most tier1 looking match so far this season, seems like astralis did make it
>>1873080unc's trying to look cool by being a member of le secret club
>>187308311 of vitality's 81 won maps this year were 13-11
>flamez go kill
GODPEX does it again
MOJN GOL IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
give us S1mple vs NAVI RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>1873109s0mple isn't playing
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA PISTOL GOD SAVE THE KING
remember when spinx wanted mezii gone?
maybe the british player isn't so bad after all
the only good british player
>french noble bowing to a british king
what other historical events will be repeating themselves?
>>1873114no, because that never happened
spinx posted afterwards about how much he likes and respects mezii, it was 0.8pex he wanted good
cart fartstralis lose already so we can get interesting games?
>>1873114can we blame him? dude joined vitality with zywoo, dupreeh and magisk with zonic as the coach, then some israeli zoomer joined, some literally who british joined and zonic got replaced by a bald fraud. he doubted, understandable.
>>1873119*is an intolerable dickhead in your way*
unlucko
>>1873122wanted gone I mean
>>1873121never happened. it was the other way around as "english" kings who had duchies in france had to bow to the french kings
1.01 sounds really bad
surely astralis flukes this more than 1 in a 100
>>1873144well before vitality got 12 at least
>>1873121the french raped britbongs throughout history, only delusional rosbifs think it was a "rivalry"
the most famous english kang, richard I, didn't know a lick of english kwab
>>1873144bet 1m, easiest 10k you can make in life
>>1873142wasn't the french king a literal mentally handicapped dude?
>>1873150he thought he was made of glass and dressed accordingly
not really relevant to me reference though
>>1873148i'm french lil bro
i was referring to a specific event, not the """rivalry""" as a whole. thought that was pretty clear
Just woke up, I see Falcons won their first match. I don't care. But tell me about G2, how well did they perform? Is there potential? Seeing Sunpayus at the bottom of the scoreboard is deebly goncerning.
zywoo bros I don't feel so long, hopefully he will wake up right? G2 are looking hot
>>1873167no one watched that
>>1873167the hidden gem MATYS is, surprise surprise, good when he's not playing with fear jambo and krmiz
>>1873172Oh thank god I saw so many people say he's below average against tier 1 and I was worried. What about Hunter's IGLing?
>>1873167Looked promising. MATYS was playing well and huNter- was making good calls, though part of why they won Inferno was Furia making some truly boneheaded decisions and choking man advantages.
>ropz spams the deagle 2 times while pressing A and D
>somehow gets a headshot
cs2 was a mistake
>>1873167>But tell me about G2, how well did they perform?Very strong D2 CT side but shakey T side. Inferno, theit map pick, went a lot better and was more convincing although a lot of it came down to G2 shooting better than Furia.
>>1873172never forgetti i was the only one itt who thought +matys was a good move
>>1873170I bet she's wet as a damn every time she interviews Mezii.
>>1873180I remember a Furia choke on Inferno.
>>1873183Is Hunter the only IGL right now or is anyone helping him?
>>1873185can you blame her?
>>1873178seemed okay for the time being, the true test will come after teams get enough demos against them
>>1873184it's insane how much hate this move got, matys has been fnatic's best player since his addition, I was devastated when he left since I wanted fnatic back at the top with -krimz and -fear
>>1873190>Brit but actually looks human>Tall>On Vitality, the indisputable #1 team winning against every opponent they play>Rich>Married>Dad of 2I just know she wishes she could homewreck him
>>1873195Don't forget
>plays using the most fucked up config
>>1873188>Is Hunter the only IGL right now or is anyone helping him?We don't know but there's an hltv interview with huNter coming up that may answer some questions
Next games are Navi-Faze and Aurora-NIP
Both are pretty interesting
>>1873188>Is Hunter the only IGL right now or is anyone helping him?nta but he was calling ct rounds before snax left afaik but the igl always calls t sides so someone else is probably helping with ct to make the role transition easier
>>1873177mezii stole zywoo's secret stash
>>1873200gonna get my oats ready for navi-faze
>>1873177no waaaay, who (
>>1873055) could have seen this coming?!
>>1873212he owned botwoo on map 1 too
>>1873191>it's insane how much hate this move got, matys has been fnatic's best player since his addition, I was devastated when he left since I wanted fnatic back at the top with -krimz and -feari didn't really get it either but what i gathered from the replies i got here was that people wanted more of a "star" because g2 can afford it
same type of people who think it's weird when a millionaire drives a volvo
Makazze looks like an Iraqi or Indian
if NAVI wins, s1mple wins as Broky is proven washed
if Faze wins, s1mple wins as they might replace iM with him
>>1873214stavn just sucks
staehr having a bad perfomance on overpass can be explained by a lack of experience but heroic used to LOVE overpass
>no jL Navi
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
>we're feeling pretty sharp
okay i hope these niggers lose hard
goatsuke doubters in shambles
>>1873230the day jLoser got canned (mutually) was a real highlight of my summer
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pimp's shirt is horrible
we is watching faze navi right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaF4wNT3b4k
He seems happy, when I read the article the answers sounded emo, seems others who commented only read it too cause he's smiling the whole time, not emo at all
>>1873242Makes him into a mid-50s woman lmao. Even has boobs.
>Rain is in on the schizo shtick
FaZe is slowly turning into a scientology cult epsilon
why is xantares not playing?
Rain is also calling him Helvijs in the interview... Is it all an elaborate joke or is it pschological tricks to get broky to perform
>>1873246he went from TSA playing for normal academy salary to earning something like 50k a month and playing with Niko and m0nesy, who the fuck wouldn't be happy, it's maybe the most important event that happened in his life
>>1873242gyno really stays with you for the rest of your life huh?
>>1873251>schizo shtickwhat?
>>1873259that's not how gyno looks
>>1873261wdym he literally has chachas
>>1873260broky has been reborn as Helvijs
Makazze debut off to a swimming start
>>1873262gyno is just a small area around your nipples
>>1873257No reason of course, it just seems to be the trend among teens to act all aloof, and most assumed he was the same
lmao Navi player cams order is all fucked up
>>1873267I thought it just meant fat guys getting man boobs
Ayo what's up with b1ad3's arm?
I hate jL but he should've stayed, Makazze should've replaced Aleksi and iM should've taken over IGL
#trvke
>>1873274i would have approved of kicking the whole team and replacing them with tier 3 players as long as jLoser got kicked
ESL needs to stop deadnaming Helvijs on the scoreboard
>>1873273Let’s just say the jl departure wasn’t as mutual as said it was.
>manletsnake likes poo york shitty
can't watch him anymore. unlucko
>>1873279Twinkdeath is no laughing matter
are we watching jl or ohne?
>>1873284You're one of the slow ones aren't you?
retardky clutch GOD I ALWAYS believe
-im
-aleksi
-wonderfool
-makazee
+perfecto
+electronic
+simple
+boombl4
>>1873304>elige is so shit
this nigga elige do be looking like garbage right now
>Elige whiffs 30 bullets on free kill and makes Faze lose the swing round
>umm, but muh stats
statniggers are so fucking retarded it's unreal
elige just doesn't pass the eye test
>>1873306>+perfectofat + washed
>+electronicfat + washed
>+simplefat + washed
>+boombl4washed
HELVIIIIIIIJSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sick clutch from Helvijs!!!!
THAT'S MY RETARD
THAT'S MY FUCKIGN RETAR RIGHT THERE
Helvijs is so fucking good
They’re still gonna kick this guy over rain btw
>>1873312>elige just doesn't pass my made up vibes test that will constantly changekys
are everyone meant to call him helvijs now or just his teammates? I feel like a poser calling esport players by their real name if it's not their nickname
KEK karrigan about to cry after almost dying from excitement
>>1873320reddit loves him, he's untouchable
>>1873321it's true, his shiny head deflects light to me eyes so i can't see
and they just lose in 10 seconds after that clutch
fuck off
>>1873323He has been reborn. It is only right to call him Helvijs now.
if you'd only read the thread you'd think faze is raping navi
based makazze ego peeking botlige
karrigan 19 adr
washed retard
its on broky's hands to send this nigga from a fictional country to lower bracket
>>1873299reminds me of mr. beast
dead eyes lol
>>1873334>please don't diddly my asshole tonight I'll even praise you in the media
>>1873323>are everyone meant to call him helvijs now or just his teammates?if you ask anyone not elige, no. Just his mates
if you ask elige, he's a different person and you better fucking call him helvijs now!
>>1873334putting those lips to good use I see
Elige is the American Niko.
>>1873343>Elige is the American Niko.so faze is doomed? fuck...
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makazze has a much better debut than kyosuke
lol Faze are pistol win and 2 broky clutches away from embarrassment, they have nothing
>>1873349gamerlegion is much better than faze
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Father and Son. Unbeatable.
>>1873349nobody gives a shit about either player
so is karrigan every going to take responsibility and bench himself or what
NAVI JUST RUNNING DRY INTO B AND KILLING 3 PLAYERS HAHAHAHAHA
that was not helvjis that was broky
>check score
>5-10 navi
what the fuck
>>1873368first faze match?
>>1873242where's the stake sponsor?
elige trying so hard to win rounds on its own but ends up giving his team a 4v5 situation
>>1873378he's always been like that
>>1873378That's why they need s1mple back to tard wrngle him
>>1873378nowhere near as bad as when he first joined
he's toned it down a lot. Still makes retard pushes/peaks once in a while tho
igl of the year and fattigan are playing really badly
Truth of the matter is that FaZe is too old to handle rushes. Teams just run over them all the time.
>>1873387experience > puberty
>4 person save (t side)
igl of the year
Watch as NAVI just full W to B and FaZe loses the round.
which navi player is on beat off duty?
okay broky missed but at least he managed to survive a long time
>>1873368>check score>11-11what the fuck
broky has been kind of bad on flicks but he's really fast when holding angles
FaZe magic is back with Helvijs?
broky playing like he owes a lot of money to some loan sharks
kekaroo what a clash of trash
that's the faze I know, did not think they could come back from that
calmdown its their map pick and broky had a lifegame
broky looks much refreshed after the benching. He's been their consistent fragger throughout Cologne.
Someone needs to make rain immortal. I don't want to see him gone, I need him to play for FaZe until CS or the universe dies.
>>1873419>that's the faze I know>did not think they could come back from thatsending mixed signals bro
but yeah. Good to have them back
>>1873421makazze looks good but wonderful and aleksib were shit
big choke from Navi but they look okay
i don't get why makazze is lurking mid instead of going with the pack more and being set up, i guess they're still testing him a bit to see how he does, but he's clearly good
>>1873424he's retiring within 3 years
>>1873424i can't wait for him to go away
Wait what, Mongolz already raped 3DMAX? lol Falcons are fucked.
The CT $50 kill bounty was a good change. I'm seeing a lot less hard ecos and pistol buys at Cologne, and fewer T-side blowouts because CT can't build up an economy.
>>1873443it will be interesting to see how much winrates have changed after a few months
a lot of dogshit sprays there
makazze is the ugliest t1 player
>>1873448these niggas be spraying like shit with m4a1
>>1873443It is pretty great yea. It was a very nice way to balance the economy without making CTs play like pussies.
>>1873452You can't say that just because he's brown while jabbi is literally la creatura.
>>1873452still fucks your mom on the daily
>b-b-but zywoo
>m-muh donk
>kyousuckysuckyfuckyfucky
Kneel
>want broky in FaZe
>also want s1mple
Why... Why must I suffer like this?
>>1873474his adr comes from one single game lol
they didnt used to record it
>>1873478cope
fraudgoats could never
>>1873477-karrigan and make s0mple igl
sorry but karrigan needs to retire
this isn't okay
https://www.hltv.org/news/42308/hunter-interview-why-this-was-the-right-time-to-become-an-igl-new-g2-era-and-teammates
>>1873485Ok and then what? Who the FUCK can they put in his place? No, s1mple is not an opinion for this one.
>>1873477s1mple doesn't awp anymore for a reason, chin up bro he wants to join the team no matter which role he's assigned
>>1873478unironically the worst player ever to win a major, worse than devilwalk and similar players who are often mentioned
sub 1.00 sniper with the pre-nerf AWP
i'll never forgive NiP for assembling one of the best cores ever with prime f0rest and GtR and taking in this sauce bot
>>1873486it probably was the right decision but i still dont think the team is good enough
basically 5 mids
insane how karrigan keeps his spot on faze. faze is literally friendship the team
>>1873496that's called aura
so this guy was supposed to be better than godsuke?
>>1873489but last time he played his awping was good (that one lowlight aside) and his rifling wasn't
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/weapon/7998/s1mple?teamId=6667
almost 50% of his kills were awped
>>1873496>faze is literally friendship the team>kicks a friend of 5 years for some alcoholic he doesn't even know because he knows people will basedface over it>brings him back when it predictably doesn't work out>acts like nothing happened imagine how he treats his enemies...
>>1873492Mouz is a team of 5 "mids" and they're #2.
>>1873496Everyone respects his leadership, even if it means playing with someone who is mechanically weak
>>1873505brollan is better than fattigan
>>1873504I still can't get over this betrayal. Part of me wishes Broky joined a likeable team like G2 so I could root for him wholeheartedly.
>>1873492>basically 5 midsbased silver take
>>1873504>said friend he kicked looks 5 years younger after the kick
>>1873504>>faze is literally friendship the team>>kicks a friend of 3 years for some alcoholic he doesn't even know because he knows people will basedface over it>>brings him back when it predictably doesn't work out>>acts like nothing happened2018-2021 rain
>>1873503He doesn't trust the awp anymore, and broky isn't going anywhere either, he's training his rifling cause it wasn't up to par but when it is he'll be in faze
>>1873511what a couple of months away from a danedog igl does to a mf
Karrigan looks Indian ngl
>>1873515-icy
+s0.80mple
washed trio let's go
is w0nderf00l better now?
>>1873520>he doesn't know
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ho ly
>>1873524I have a friend who looks exactly like fatfecto
>>1873523no, i don't, and i don't suppose you'll tell me
>>1873520I guess faze is newfags the fanbase
>>1873524fat buff? navi's savior?
>>1873526is his name peter by any chance
>>1873504Broky was playing like shit and now he’s playing better.
>>1873532i don't even like faze
>>1873534holy shit i see it
man it really cant be that hard to igl and also shoot right? aleksib and karrigan are horrible
>>1873535yjk all he ever got were some 1 minute half assed pep talks post-game
>>1873540It's just a complete coincidence when a star player turns into an IGL, they also turn to shit.
>>1873542*jame in your path*
ykw im fine with navi winning after jloser's departure i can finally stop hating this team
>nuke 3rd map
nuke is so fucking boring
we need vertigo
In certain situations it shouldn't impact their performance, like when there's no need to speak or gather information, guess most just aren't putting the hours in
>>1873540I find you become IGL because your mechanics are declining or you weren't ever that great in the first place so you're willing to play for info and be the first to die on the team. It also gets harder to play DM for hours to keep up your aim and reactions when you have to strategize with the coach and study teams.
>>1873540many just get way too igl brained and spend all their time thinking of strats
also some of them are probably just too lazy to practice aim
>>1873551The most memorable Vertigo game is from one of the worst CS matches in history. Vertigo is the definition of boring.
i need muh mirage d2 inferno!!
i cant bring myself to watch a nip game
>>1873565I don't really see a reason to support them. Another bland T2 squad that doesn't even have the benefit of being a Swedish national team anymore.
>>1873570yeah that's a pretty good way to put it
like i can see them being ranked around 10 but that's it
>>1873570>Another bland T2 squadI think they have the potential to become Tier 1 gatekeepers like GL
broky plays with his keyboard wobbling like that?
this kacspersky nigga dumb af for signing with nip
aaaaand we're back to EliGE playing like shit on Nuke.
>>1873591yeah i'd take playing radarhackers on CCT cups over being in Cologne any day
wasnt g2 supposed to get xkascpercvy?
>>1873595wasn't he g2's first choice
>>1873598he was on NiP academy and now he's in NiP on loan, i'm pretty sure NiP has something written in the contract about having first rights to buy or loan him back
>>1873549nuke nuke and vertigo
bring in cobble and cache
elige is all bark and no bite
what happened to elige nuke masterclass?
why did magog try and gaslight me into thinking banks is a gay pedo?
>>1873611he killed his first ukrainian wife then got another ukrainian wife
where were you when you found out donk has cake
>>1873610He blew all of it on getting revenge on Liquid for humiliating him last time
FaZe losing sets up the possibility of a TL rematch in losers (because no way TL is beating Mouz)
Watcha doin Magog while watching karrigan twitching as he chokes to navi? Eating a greasy meal by myself. Cheers from the souf of France frens.
>>1873616Holeeeeeeeeee KWABUSSY!
>>1873638season that shit nigga
>>1873638looks good anon. what's the herb?
>>1873616>>1873641Actually I'm not even envious since I also got cake and even thicker thighs while still being slim so yeah
>>1873641You think he shares that with the winners?
>>1873638Navi should have won this 2:0 desu, they're the choking ones
aaaaaand Faze is back (to sucking)
grim
blade looks ridiculous with his arm thingie. why is it green like that? is it sponsored by sennheiser? this is what it takes to not get drafted?
>>1873647he has a girl and she probably is tonging that thaaang
yeah faze isnt making it to playoffs
>>1873616Now I know how he gets the rest of spirit to flash for him.
>>1873643already spicy sausages, added some butter and salt for the potatoes.
>>1873645some soof west combo.
>>1873657Herbes de Provence mix?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAZEKEKS
Yup. Helvijs' days on FaZe are numbered.
NAVI looking pretty good despite the Ancient choke. Makazze's slotted in without much fuss and the teamplay's solid.
i think i'm done watching and supporting faze. like i just can't anymore. there's no magic left.
>Even avid tranime cheating faze sissies are turning their backs on FaZe...
Uh-Oh!
I am done watching and supporting FaZe. Like I just can't anymore. The match is literally over, so gotta wait until the next one.
they're still letting hohols toggle for virtual signaling slav subhumans
reminder navi is in the esl mafia and faze isn't
>>1873670Yes, standard affair for Finns
18 hours 30 minutes until kyousuke plays
Faze is too white. They can't let them win.
>>1873670time to shave it all off
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>the free men versus globohomo : the nation state
>>1873681Save for me, where you from broski? Jerusalem frogbro reporting in
kinda crazy that these 17-18 yo guys could be debuting on stage at Cologne after only a few officials in tier 1
>>1873682lmao ok chikaner
>>1873684bro it is hellhole vs hellhole
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>>1873694always said that cs was following football.
>>1873671join the one true king
>>1873702Do CS orgs have performance bonuses like football?
TeSeS: kyousuke is very close to donk and ZywOo and is likely to become the top 1
"We had really good scrims with kyousuke, especially his individual performance. He's just too good."
Q: Now everyone is saying he's very good, and we saw that on the server today. How high do you think his potential can reach?
A: Very high. I'd be surprised if he doesn't become the best in the world. Of course, there are people like donk and ZywOo who are very, very close, and I think they are 100% the closest to him and the ones he needs to work hard to compete with. It will be a fierce battle, but I think he will catch up and reach their level.
>>1873723eye test says he won't. monesy is above him and monesy will never get hltv #1 as long as donk and zywoo play.
>>1873729yes, I watch enough players to know who the goats are. only simple, zywoo and donk impressed me. and on a lesser measure flusha.
>>1873684>free menRussians are many thing but they definitely aren't free.
https://www.dust2.us/news/64073/breaking-wildcard-reinstate-stanislaw-to-the-starting-lineup
lol
>>1873736they truly are wildcards
>>1873738The heat of the rice cooked the egg
>>1873741its already cooked lilbro
>>1873738Had some nice fried rice today as well
>>1873745thats what i just typed
>>1873748no the heat of the pan cooked the eggs
niko glazing kyousuke so hard
https://youtu.be/ysCkhwyM0yM
>>1873684why yes, I do support Spirit
a true Serbian team for true Serbians
>>1873751I hope they do another coach round table with sAw
wot if col signed swag again
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at least they should be na now
>>1873782They already were NA on the VRS
>>1873786i dont think so after the changes. they had 2 eu and 2 na which before could count as na but now that counts as eu.
>>1873788Sonic counts as NA because he's South African, and no-scene exiles count for the lowest priority region in the team, that being NA in an EU/NA split. If they were NA/AS, he'd be AS.
>>1873788>i dont think so after the changesSouth Africans are 'wildcard minorities' meaning in split teams like Wildcard with 2 EU, 2 NA they contribute to the lesser region.
>>1873789>>1873790that sounds retarded
proofs?
>>1873791>proofshttps://github.com/ValveSoftware/counter-strike_regional_standings
>>1873800>ctrl f + south africa>0 resultsfuck off
>>1873802breaking news: local man afraid of being sincere and pretends to be retarded for a joke
>>1873806i'm not going to read through it all
you're the fucking retard here
>>1873814instead of being a dickwit, you could've done these steps:
>go on hltv.org>search "sonic">click on his player page>click on news tab>scroll down to "Valve introduces MENA EU sub-region in latest VRS model update">click on itand either
>click on "update to the Valve Regional Standings mode" that hyperlinks you to https://github.com/ValveSoftware/counter-strike_regional_standings/commit/6cc8521091c1b6a6b441ebf8faf8926865694098or
>ctrl-f "sonic">read "This means that Wildcard will be assigned to the Americas sub-region, rather than Europe, as Aran "Sonic" Groesbeek counts towards the lowest priority region on the team, the Americas."hopefully this tutorial will give you adequate problem-solving skills in the future
>>1873836being bad at driving a scooter isn't gigachad
>>1873837raping fazesissies with a broken collarbone needing surgery is gigachad, sit down faggot
>>1873839navi wont make playoffs
>>1873818faggots vs trannies, who gives a shit
>>1873172yeah bro jambo of all player was really the one holding Matys back
>doesn't even mention baitF
>>1873866biggest question is why they keep krimz around. before matys got stolen they were really close to becoming a top 20 team and it probably would've been a lot easier without this deadweight.
>>1873866>>doesn't even mention baitFwhy would he when blameF is actually good and would make astralis top 5 after replacing stavn?
Any highlights in FaZe vs NaVi?
>fattifgan got 7 terrorist rounds in a bo3
"GOAT IGL" got BTFO by Aleksibob??? lmao that's humiliating
>>1873898>fattifgan got 7 terrorist rounds in a bo3wtf i thought this was just a joke but turns it was actually only 7 t rounds across 3 maps
>>18739066 without the pistol
5 without the eco from navi after losing pistol
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s0mple gets bullied by kyousuke...
>>1873962and not a single human on planet earth gives a shit
>1873882
If I ever find you in real life you're fucking done.
>>1873882bodied that freak
>>1874009i still dont understand what's the point of inhaling nicotine free flavored smokes. it is basically risking respiratory system cancer without the benefits of nicotine + you look like a fag doing it. what kind of niggas this twink has seen vaping to replicate that behavior
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I am officially the #1 Vitality hater now, fuck this gambling nonsense and fuck these kike fucks for accepting this deal.
>>1874106flamez's mustache does not work.
>>1873802>>1873814go back to r*ddit please, you don't belong here
>>1874106keeping that core must cost a fuckton
>>1874106TEAM STAKE is the only acceptable way to refer to this team from now on
>>1874070>risking respiratory system canceryou can just google this and inform yourself anon
>>1873334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9c89BqxV2k&t=74
>>1874106kek you always hated them, and you're begging others to hate them too. gambling is why cs is still a thing. what's wrong with gambling anyway? you're a muslim cunt? fuck you.
>>1874009he's really ugly
>>1874146I went to the major to watch them and mouz. there's nothing wrong with gambling, it's just cringe and gay.
fuck off retard.
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>Kosovo
it makes sense now
