>>57902527Oh, then you're going to like what the reason was:
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>take care of my grandpa and two cats>we have a "life alert" thing that alerts specifically me via ringing a loud doorbell in my room, just for emergencies>he tends to hit the button by accident about once every other month, but at least that's good for testing>I haven't been getting very good sleep lately, maybe sick>decide to take a nap for once>Grandpa yells several times, desperately calling for help>no reply, I'm out like a light, body in full REM hibernation at this point>hits his alert button>I jump out of bed in my boxers to check on him>5 second, non-urgent errand regarding the cats>can't go back to sleep>feel physically and mentally like shit all dayI try to remind him of the story of the boy who cried wolf and how hitting the button for useless shit is just gonna make me assume every press isn't an emergency, but the idiot just keeps doing it.
Nigga hit the button once because he couldn't find the bologna in the refrigerator.
(Disclaimer: he doesn't have dementia.)
Also bun pic tax. Always shocked how wide Lopunny's thigh gap is here.