Who's the most wifeable pokegirl and why is it Mallow?

We've already established who the most wifeable pokegirls are, you can't just come here and declare something like that without providing proof.

>>57884095
Cute, tanned, energetic, loves to cook, family girl.

Need I go on?

:/

>>57884114
sorry anon, only gooner and schizo threads are allowed to stay up

>>57884080 (OP)
Built for Kiawe

>>57884080 (OP)
Still waiting of at least one pic of her scissoring with her mom reincarnated as a Shaymin

I prefer Lana, but have a Mallow for your troubles

>Come to a far away island
>Local girl wifes for you
>Come to adventure and battle, leave with kids and a wife
Why would I ever want to leave this place?

White man only, sorry Jamal, Rakesh, Juan, Chang and Ahmed

answer is obviously erika
sorry op

Would marry

>>57884080 (OP)
because she's an unwed wife, unlike Lenora, the only other wife gym leader

>>57884080 (OP)
Because Shauna is a fucking slut for CalUM so we have to go for the consolation prize instead

>>57885459
>Calcuck
>Not Serena

>>57885258
And impregnate

If you were Mallow's partner, she'd spent a long time sitting on your face! Would you be okay with that?

>>57884080 (OP)
Good cook AND good sex.

cute and brown

>>57886775
>watermarking AIslop
lmao AI fags are pathetic

>>57884080 (OP)

>>57884080 (OP)
SHE'S 10!

>>57890474
OUT OF-

>>57889023
>STILL crying about AI in the year of 2025 + 6
lmao pathetic
now go and look at the watermarks everywhere on xitter from scaredy artists :)

>>57884080 (OP)
She's a literal prostitute for old men like all the other women in Alola, do you really want her as your wife?

>>57890733
ai in 2025 is like camera in 1825

>>57890733
I don't care about AI, it's just hilarious and pathetic that someone bothered to watermark an AI image. How can one be so desperate for recognition yet unwilling to actually improve or even start to learn?

>>57890780
Nice headcanon pedo. Reminder that even if she was one, she still wouldn't want anything to do with you

>>57884080 (OP)
unironically who is the youngest because she'd be most impressionable and likely a virgin

>>57890733
good morning saar

>>57890733
>I am an artist!
>I AM an artist!

>>57884080 (OP)
She's cute and I like that Lana breeds her multiple times per day.

>>57889023
isn't something deviantart adds automatically, anyway?

>>57893460
I think there's an option for it, some art doesn't have it

>>57891997
I think Bonnie outside of Generic trainer classes

>>57884080 (OP)
>Mallow
Good taste OP

>Filipino coded

I mean, yes they are wifeable.

>>57889023
what’s funny about this is the watermark. AI smut is a gift to the world. Share it! But somehow dweebs still want to presume to own something they didn’t create, just as if they’re pathetically trying to larp being a corporation.

>ywn go to Alola with your parents on a boring business trip
>ywn wander off on your own while they talk spreadsheets and deadlines
>ywn meet a girl in the forest trail, green hair, bright smile, pokéball on her hip
>ywn ask her for directions
>ywn get swept up in a spontaneous “Mallow Tour™” of the whole island
>ywn get shown all her favorite places — hidden waterfalls, berry groves, quiet beaches
>ywn laugh as she pulls you into a secret spot behind her family’s restaurant
>ywn get dragged inside for dinner “because you *have* to try her family’s curry”
>ywn watch her excitedly brag about showing you all her favorite places
>ywn see her family exchange amused glances
>ywn hear her dad chuckle and ask, “Mallow, is this your little boyfriend?”
>ywn see her face go bright red as she stammers and looks anywhere but at you
>ywn feel her hand stay locked in yours under the table, trembling but firm
>ywn watch her not say no
>ywn help her wash dishes afterward, water splashing, cheeks warm
>ywn walk home under the stars, stomach full, heart fuller
>ywn spend the next two weeks with her, inseparable, like you were always meant to be there
>ywn lay in the grass on your last day together, knowing it’s ending but not wanting to say it
>ywn confess your love in a soft, shaky voice
>ywn hear her say it back, eyes shining like the moon on the water
>ywn promise to come back one day and marry her
>ywn hear her promise to wait, no matter how long
>ywn hug her tighter than you ever thought possible
>ywn fly back home, heart left behind in Alola

>>57896792
>ywn grow older, never forgetting her
>ywn return years later, heart pounding as the plane touches down
>ywn scan the crowd and spot her instantly, holding that same bright smile and a little sign with your name
>ywn feel your breath catch as you see how she’s blossomed into a young woman — the most beautiful flower on an island covered with them
>ywn feel your world stop as she runs into your arms
>ywn see her laugh when she realizes you’re a little taller now — the opposite of how it used to be
>ywn hear her say “I kept my promise”
>ywn whisper “me too”

>ywn get pulled back to her home, the same way she dragged you there years ago
>ywn sit down to another family dinner, everything warm and familiar
>ywn hear her dad ask again, “So, is he your little boyfriend, Mallow?”
>ywn see her beam as she proudly says “Yes!” without hesitation
>ywn feel her fingers lace through yours like they never left

>ywn stand beneath a blooming canopy of tropical flowers with your blushing bride
>ywn hear the priest’s words fade into background noise as you stare into her eyes
>ywn say “I do” before he finishes the sentence
>ywn hear a joyful laugh escape her lips as she answers with a resounding “I do!”
>ywn share your first kiss as husband and wife beneath the Alolan sun, warm and golden
>ywn finally go home — not to a place, but to a person

>ywn live the rest of your life with the girl you met once in a summer that felt like forever
>ywn cook together, laugh together, grow old together in a house that smells like fresh berries and curry
>ywn look back and know it was real

>because it wasn’t
>she’s not real
>she’s a sprite, a voice line, a dream wrapped in a game cartridge
>you’ll never meet her on a forest path
>you’ll never hold her hand at dinner
>you’ll never come back to find her waiting
>you’ll never marry her under the sun
>you’ll just sit there, grown up, staring at a screen, wondering why it hurts
>tfw

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