Absol is a fucking jobbber

Of course it is, if it wasn't then they'd have a FAR better rep from handling problems themselves instead of just ominously warning that "something" is going to go wrong.

You already have a thread on /trash/

>>57888649 (OP)
sauce NOW

>>57888675
That's funny because you don't belong anywhere on 4chan, not even in our trash

>>57888785
>he doesn't know his smut artists just by the artstyle
NGMI

>>57888649 (OP)
For fuck's sake. It could have been based netorate, but the artist messed up

>>57888649 (OP)
b-but kalosisters…you told me mega helped shitmons…

>>57888818
>He said my cropped furry porn thread belongs on another board so he doesn't on 4chan
You are gonna need to tone that autism and retardation down anon

>"this pokemon sucks" is offtopic for >>>/vp/

>>57888785
artist is dasani

Name a more boring jap porn artist.
Dagasi is just Syuro but extra pedo.
>inb4 muh scat
Not a single jap is opposed to drawing turds, they're insensitive.

>>57890420
xitter/pol/ tourists have to go back.

>>57890460
I can't find this "dasani" in e621 or pixiv

>>57890892
>/pol/ and twitter out of nowhere
Yep, clearly autistic, take your meds anon

>>57890999
It's dagasi, not dasani

>>57891034
Oh, I went to dagasi's pixiv and it wasn't there. is it an older pic?

Why do absol threads always devolve into drama?

>>57891009
This looks really good

>>57890492
You're right but people are not ready to hear the truth. Dagasi is a technically competent artist but all the stuff he draws is sooooo uninteresting. For the last few years all of his works have been so templated and same-y it's almost comical, once you've seen one set you've seen them all.
I also fucking despise Syuro and he's one of the few artists I've blacklisted.

>>57891210
sex..? SEX SEX!! SEX SEX?? sex? sex????SE XEXS EX!! SEX!! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>57891223
The waterproof pocket inside means you can also pee in it.
Avoid getting pee on the fur though.

>>57891231
nigga. I'm not the glaceon plush fag

>>57891210
Both of these artists should do more solo pics, i lost gallons to that one solo Syuro Sylveon pic

>>57891210
What does absol think about hairy human men picking her up like a cat?

>Thread asking if it's ok for human to bang Pokemon gets nuked
>Thread with cropped porn of a cum covered Absol gets to stay
Janny i...

>>57888649 (OP)
>dagasi
the ones with hoopa involved suck ass

>>57891289
Thread is also about artwork and accusing artists like Zinfyu (who drew 50% of all Absol porn) for not giving coombrains a hard boner.

>>57891234
He's a hero

>>57891210
Its no coincidence this guy doesn't show his plush from behind ;)

>>57891558
Insider here. This plush has the waterproof pocket for messy fun.

>>57891574
You can't just say this without providing proof of some sort

>>57891602
I can't directly. But as a professional plush fucker and the fact that 80-90% of those plushies have a fuck hole AND the assumption of >>57891558 it's really obvious.

Plus, most plush makers for NSFW use waterproof pockets nowadays. Not for pee but because of cum. And to push a silicone toy easier.

>>57891653
Where can I buy SPH plush's web searches only bring me up people who take comissions

>>57891657
Three tips beforehand
1. Get yourself on a loooong waiting list of a nsfw plush maker
2. Buy the plush for yourself, request some random plush maker to mod it. It's faster this way but risk is high he/she will deny your request.
3. Buy the plush for yourself and learn sewing.

tl;dr you're too horny for all that shit above
http://hawtfur.com/main/plushies/

>>57891677
youre a real expert at this

>>57888649 (OP)
Tyrone has been training your absol a bit too rough lately...

>>57891691
Thanks.

Sorry for discordfagging
@everyone else, don't think you can buy large ooak plushies and they're all attached with an sph. That'd be very rare. I bet that lucky bastard who now owns that Absol probably waited 1-2 years long

>>57888649 (OP)
>Still not deleted 20 hours later
Janny i...

>>57891677
That was the guy I already knew about but thanks anyway. I got one from Fetishzone when they used to sell them but its worn out and the SPH's texture has changed and won't be fixed even when I wash it.

>>57891653
>>57891709
hey, this isn't pokemon...

>>57888649 (OP)
who spilled milk on her

>Literally animal covered in cum
>Still not deleted 22 hours later
What the fuck are mods doing?

>>57891967
thats sweat

>>57891967
Jerking it obviously. 24 hour goon session

>>57891967
remember that time jannies posted that gif of glaceon getting up and sitting on your face, and then jannying everyone in the thread until it reached the bump limit?

>>57891967
>>57891731
samefag, also this isn't actually nsfw since it not only could be argued to not be cum, but also that there's no nipples or genitals showing.

>>57891704
Yeah I asked him politely. He's made a good job and Absol looks happy. I should give him a raise

>>57891050
https://exhentai.org/g/3390580/9d5c4aac01/

>>57891967
>covered in cum

Pokemon cum or human cum? This is very important.

>>57892566
You tell me

https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/1549213/post/10014326

>>57888649 (OP)
Absol is a fuckable blowjobber.
https://files.catbox.moe/543b21.jpeg

>>57892339
Id pound that nice ass if you catch my drift

So mods hate pokephilia unless its absol specifically

>this shit stays up but I get banned for posting a wojak in response to pikachu vs. charizard in the masters 8

>>57893031
As you deserve to be you worthless sharty tourist

>>57891967
Thanosing doomcow threads is offensive to pajeets apparently.
Also please go bump the Absol thread on /trash/ cuz I still can barely feel my hands even almost 3 hours after waking up.

>>57891210
What is young GunJesus planning on doing to her?
>spoiler
I hate his shit too but only because he insisnts on giving almost everyone (besides Charizard & Dragonair for some reason) a stupid humanoid penor in his smut.

>>57893049
I'm glad you like my thread

>>57892176
>He thinks NSFW means only naked with nipples/holes showing
Anon i...

Dogfuckers

>>57891967
Absol is not an animal. Pokemon are not animals.

>>57893496
*catfuckers

>>57893541
Sure anon, Lillipup is clearly not a puppy and Meowth is clearly not a cat, reminder that adding magical properties to animals doesn't make them not animal.

>>57893628
meowth is a fox

>>57893541
They are our wives

>>57893496
Goat-pantherfuckees actualy

still a better designed jobber than all the jobbers from unova combined

>>57893628
Choose literally the wosdt examples. Btw pokemons are an animals same way as a humans are bonobos. So before spewing slurs about animals dont forget your own roots, great ape.

>>57893669
Anon, Pokemon are literally the equivalent of animals in the Pokemon world, sorry if it's break your pokephile fantasies but it's the truth, fucking an Absol is no less different than fucking your neighbor dog

>>57894008
this post smells of underage

>>57894013
>He is stating facts so he underaged
Meds now, i'm 26

>>57894038
why do you write like a stupid mother fucker which should be ignored then? don't bother to reply. keep seethingt though, nobody is stopping pokefucking or porn anytime soon.

>>57894043
>NOOOOOOOO STOP TELLING ME TO STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX IN EVERY THREAD YOU MUST LET ME COOM, COOM AND COOM
Holy autism, unironically seek therapy you porn addicted mongoloid, all of the complaints you whine aboutwouldn't exist if you stopped being a stubborn faggot and actually went to the red board to make your gooner threads but nooo. Your autistic ass specifically need to be with other autistic pokefags otherwise you can't coom. Even Chris Chan wasn't that autistic and retarded

>>57894043
Oh and i forgot, learn proper English Paco

Pokemon are literally yokai and always have been
For that reason many Pokedex entries read like a really short fairytale and Pokemon designs are based on folklore from all across the globe. A very good example is the very Pokemon this thread is about
A quadrupedal predator with the face of a human woman that is also designed like the ying-yang and it's mega is a sphinx
That's a not a fucking a animal, it's creative and based unlike most posters on here

>>57894008
Ah, yeah, my favorite animals, living bridge, ghost candle, sentient sand castle, speedy stealthbomber and that's excluding legendaries. Lenghts on which animalfaggots have to go to justify their delusions would never cease to be amusing, when all they need to do is to read the name of the series.

>/vp/ jannies

>>57894454
Come on now anon, why would the jannies delete their own thread?

>>57894454
it's yoghurt

>>57894474
Sure anon, whatever makes you happy. Jannies aren't that stupid you know.

>>57894484
stop being so dirty minded, anon

>>57894489
Anon, someone literally posted the source to the pic ITT and it's literally porn. Stop playing stupid to not get banned, jannies are not that retarded

>>57894510
To you coomers the most normal things are always something sexual. fuck off, please.

>>57894510
Prove it

>>57894573
>>57894564
>Being that retarded
>>57892718
See this post

>>57894580
>kemono.su
No. That would be piracy.

>>57894585
>That would be piracy
Fuck your paywalls, I want porn!

>>57891210
Just for that, I'll make sure he draws a Bayleef & Charizard buddy-dumping a fat one on your waifu instead of terrible shillmon #45.

You did this to yourself anon.
jk, he doesn't take requests. I don't blame you though, he's just as bad as Dagasi's repetitiveness.

>>57894640
Why aren't you genning like everyone is?
>m-muh piss filter
Meme excuse, stop using normotraps and use a local sdg thingie

>Absol thread is a sir thread now

>>57895278
>Now

>>57894454
Are based for once in an eternity?

Jannies will never be based

Who is more horny for animals. Indians or Pokémon fags?

>>57896142
Welsh

>>57893494
Accordin to the jannies it is

>>57893260
Such a pity some imbecille is flooding it with scat and BBC garbage that isn't even made by AI.

>>57893669
I like how there's now 2 followup images to this pic

>>57896063
True and heterosexual

>>57890460
No, you misspelled it, it's Emeril Lagasi

>>57896756
>Glasses
No thank you I want my Absols fresh. A hag is rotten.

>last absol thread was cropped dagasi porn
>Jannie deleted it
>this thread is cropped dagasi porn but this time with cum in the OP
>"all good here, that's the kind of quality posting /vp/ is known for"

>>57897143
maybe if we post an uncropped picture it'll get stickied

>>57897179
/vp/ would be known as the board where advertisers go before committing suicide

>>57897143
What did you expect from this board? 90% of /vp/ anons are porn addicted incels and jannies are literally anons from this board. I guess i don't have to explain to you what kind of moderation this gives us

>>57897300

>>57897300
Then we should send all the advertisers to this board first, I would love to watch a bunch of corpo faggots off themselves en masse. Fuck corporations, fuck the 1%, and fuck their dickriders because MUH CAPITALISM, this isn't capitalism, there's no competition, this is cyberpunk hell without the cool shit.

>>57897366
>Porn addicted
The only incel here is (you)

>>57890420
kys

>>57897366
>t. male feminist or woman

>>57899134
>woman
bruh

almost 4 days of cropped 'ghurt on the 'log

>>57899031
>Literal wants to bang fictional animals
>Calls other incels
Pot calling the kettle black much?

>>57900922
Do the mods even know about this thread and are just refusing to delete it despite being cropped porn with visible cum or am i missing something?

>>57901057
she cute and that's all that matters

>>57896313
>garbage that isn't even made by AI.
How does having actual sovl making it worse?
>spoiler
Link to both pics where?
>>57896830
How does it feel to have such an apallingly shit taste?

>>57901040
That makes no sense.

I love absol so much, please don't pour mayo on her :(

>>57903940
But it's delicious.she loves eating mayo :)

>>57902447
Anon, do you think people who can easily get laid stoop as long as to wanting to fuck fictional critters when they can easily get real human pussy?

>>57904590
yes

>>57904590
How the fuck else do you think AIDS happened?

>>57905945
eating raw monkey meat happens you know

>>57891210
syuro peaked for me with his first few pics. Some of his buizel/ampharos stuff was also good, and there's a few bangers here and there. Unfortunately, like with all spam-artists, his stuff is mostly uninspired and repetitive. I wish these people would post less often.

I like Absol

>>57891210
whats the source on this webm anon?

>>57908574
She is sexy

i lov absol

>>57891210
It's a winning formula that gets him views, comments, and money (if he has Patreon/Fanbox/does commissions). Can't fault him for that.

abol

>>57908574
Who doesn't?

give me 3 natures besides hasty, relaxed and adamant
i want to do something like this but with absol

>>57893496
Fuck off back to Roblox you pathetic zoomie desperate for an unearned sense of moral superiority

>>57910381
jolly serious quirky

>>57910381
Sassy, naughty, naive

Stop necrobumping this cropped feral porn thread you zoophiles.

>>57910876
Seeth more

fat cow

fagsol

a-absol...

>>57893031
Pokeporn belongs, jakshit does not
Go back to your dying site

>noooo not the hecking cropped porn in the blue board
when did /vp/ become full of faggots?

>>57892228
>no cookie

This creature is built for BWE (Brushies Without End)

absol's design is fucking retarded
more like absolute shit lmao

>>57912410
This is nothing compared to the downfall of /gif/

>>57888671
Underrated post.

>>57912410
When did cropped furry porn with visible cum allowed on a blue board? /vp/ is not and will never be your special place to share lewds and fap with your bros no matter how much you want it to be

>>57914124
/tr/ certainly was. And it had better serious discussion too.

>>57888649 (OP)
>soi swirl eyes

assol

>>57915097
She must be into anal

>>57888649 (OP)
Stop cropping inane NSFW pictures of Pokemon and posting them in a SFW public space.

>>57915793
based bumper

>>57915793
Would verily!

>>57916051
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=85WD93lz5GU&pp=ygURcmFpc2UgdXAgeW91ciBiYXQ%3D

{WOULD VERILY}.

>>57915793
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT SEX WITH NINETALES (Alolan) PLAP PLAP PLAP WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA IM COOOMING AHHHHHH

>>57917307
>Reddit tier copypasta
Go back there permanently. You may come back when you are atleast 18 years old which you more than likely aren't

>>57888649 (OP)
Absol sucks but I wish he didn't

>>57917361
jelly?

>>57888649 (OP)
>Dagasi

>>57917449
>Doesn't denies being underaged
MOOOOODDDS, WE GOT A LOOSE TIMMY HERE

do you love absol

>>57888649 (OP)
>soijacking

>>57917945
problem?

>57919045

>>57918923
only yoghurt coated absol

>>57918923
I love her with all my heart

>>57919709

>>57921086
remember when this guy made an alt twitter to post pictures of his dick and then a year later went on hiatus for his mandatory south korean military service at 18

I member

>>57921175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI-EqLpFxl4

I remember too.

Was his dick bad? Were his drawings bad? Was his yearning bad?

Americans are the ones who relish their moral superiority. Not you.

aol

ol

>>57888649 (OP)
Game Freak Approved !

how is this thread still up after 10 days

>>57923336
it was made by the jannies

Altashi... my wife... please come back...

>>57923511
no

>>57923576
Altashi stomping on my balls with her paws... it's to die for...

>>57924103
your weird....

>>57924399
*you're

>>57924528
my wife is so cute when she's angry and flustered

>>57910381
Notice how the first one is the best one? Really makes you wonder.

>Absol has 3 claws in all official imagery (sprites, models artwork) from TPCi
>but the Poke'dex shows its footprint as actually having 4
You can't explain this!
Wierd how a cropped porn threads can sometimes last longer than ones with a normal pic for the OP

>>57925398
>Wierd how a cropped porn threads can sometimes last longer than ones with a normal pic for the OP
That's actualy very simple to understand dear Anon, there's undoubtedly not a single mod on /VP/ that isn't somekind of a degenerate freak.

>jobber
>look inside
>unemployed
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

I know it’s wishful thinking, but the next Pokemon should have the option to dress up your Pokemon like in Unite. Even minor accessories like scarfs, glasses, different small “hair style” changes would be worth all the money.

>>57926358
they would rack in bazillions if they did that but they are too stupid to do it

why does brain make people attracted to 4 legged animals

>>57926383
To be fair, they gave that one in particular the face of a woman.
But people who like female houndoom are true freaks

Absol is my wife.

>>57927426
what?? no absol is MY wife

>>57927665
God.... imagine

>>57927426
is that...

>>57927703
An Absol? Why yes, anon! Very perceptive!

>>57912010
>>57915097
Nega'sol

>>57928197
Absol of she could say the nigger word

>>57928612
absol already has dark skin...

>>57929537
But it's blue and not black

wow cool thread

>>57930897
Anon, I don't think this is allowed here

>>57931047
You're not allowed here.

>>57926358
this

>>57931102
But I love absol. I only want to warn that anon because jannies hate anthro

>>57892718
oh, I thought it was a hakkim frame

>>57925755
absol does the disaster alarm work for free

>>57931917
Why are they so angry?

Absol bros? Care to explain why we are at page 10?

>>57933007
too busy attempting to impregnate Absolwife

>>57932096
Mad because of severe yoghurt deficiency

>>57931417
But you love them anthro absol, don't you anon?

>>57933883
i actually do

>>57888649 (OP)
Pokemons cheating on others pokemon for human cock is the pnly form of ntr I tolerate

>>57934037
I like it more when my Pokemon cheats on me with a better trainer

>>57934037

>>57934721
Anon... What do you think happen in OP image..?

>>57934714
haha noo that would suck

>>57935064
Just picture it.
You lost the battle. Your entire team fainted while his was barely breaking a sweat.
Your absol regains consciousness first. You call out to her and she won't even listen to you regardless of the number of badges you've got.
She smashes her pokeball that you caught her in. She lets herself get cought by him.

>it's still up

>>57917577
Source?

>>57936025
What is this expression supposed to convey?

>>57936887
SEX

>>57936915
Can you elaborate?

>>57926383
There are people on here who want to fuck an Aurorus so...

>>57936935
No

>>57936946
this male prostitute...

>>57933883
I prefer gijinkas

>>57938028
ew

>>57934037
That's hypocrite. What's the difference?
You are still enjoying netorare

Zoophiles are so obnoxious

>>57940002
I wanted to post Absol, but this thread is too lewd...

Your fluffiest Absols, please.

>>57940093

>>57888649 (OP)
Yeah, idk why they made it so sbitty. Could probably give it new tech with all the new moves and abilities. Maybe ZA will save it because it has a mega. Its mega sucks ass but maybe it can get a better move pool to help.

>>57940029
I gotchu covered

>>57940029
Welcome to /vp/
Nobody here can have a normal interaction without someone else interfering with their lust.
Just ignore gooners and try to reply other posters.

>>57942036
>just ignore the board
lol. lmao. you do that

>>57917361
kys

>>57942036
>Nobody here can have a normal interaction without someone else interfering with their lust.
Yes. I'm at peace with my lust.

>>57942036
you are the only one here who is hypersensitive to perceived lust(due to your untreated CSA trauma)

>>57941148
I can finally see why some people here see Absol the way they do! Yet in the back of my mind I still feel rather guilty...
>>57942036
Perhaps a thread in the future, without cropped porn in the OP pic, will discussion take another direction.

>>57942478
Without cropped porn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsIMXmAaIdY

Saturos and Menardi will save us...

>>57942478
>I still feel rather guilty...
for what???

bump absol thread because i love absol

>>57942036
>Just ignore gooners
Kinda hard to do when they are 90% of this board userbase
>>57942308
You first Zoom Zoom
>>57942436

>>57930865
https://youtu.be/kyzIQKuSqBs

>>57942600
Holding certain feelings for Absol that I shouldn't be hardwired into.

>>57947528
Love is love

>Literal cropped feral porn with visible cum is not deleted 2 weeks later
The absolute state of this board moderation kek

>>57948806
i just wanted an absol thread...
if this one is allowed to survive then i'll take it

>>57948806
Maybe she was trying to paint a ceiling but fell off a ladder?

>he's still crying about it
lmao

Sex with Absol

I'm going to FUCK that one no-lewd anon's Absol.

Look i'm sorry to be the one saying it but female mons would NEVER do it with humans

>>57950612
just because you aren't doing it with your absol doesn't mean everyone else isn't doing it as well

>>57888671
Overrated post.

>>57950612
True, only the males craves human cock

>>57949597
So pretty

I think Absol getting gangbanged by the enemy team is a fair trade off for her being a pathetic jobber.
If she can't Mega Evolve, it's a skill issue.

>>57890420
/Vp/ is a furry board

>>57951732
I'm not furry. I've been there, done that, but not anymore, those people are disgusting. I'm just into all types of anthro women

>>57951732
Try posting furry porn and see what happens then retard

>>57914124
Since the games have been shit. So the last 10 years.

>Zinfuy is now aping Dengon by doing a neat pic series starring a cute Riolu boi getting molested by fully evolved female PKMN
At least he doesn't waste his potential on some weaponized womb bullshit anymore, so I guess you can call that an improvement of sorts?

>>57952486
Just try posting ANY porn and see what happens. Both furry and nonfurry porn earns you a vacation.

>>57947528
This is what all furfags go through. You either end up embracing it or escaping.

>>57952708
True. I posted braixen feet once last week and got a vacation

>>57950612
TRUTHNVKE

>>57950612
She lost her virginity to me

>>57936613
Vitamin Quest

I know it's fucking lame and repetitive, but I've always liked his hypnotism series.

I want to cuddle with Absol!

>>57955097
same

>>57955097
The way he draws Vulpix makes me diamonds

>>57955097
Sauce

>>57956633
It's Dagasi just like the OP

>>57955131
'mons made specifically to be used as body pillows

anons specifically used as body pillows

>>57955131
erm, this isn't absol...

>>57955131
Anon there's something wrong with your Absol.

Have some slop

>>57959287
Slopsol

>>57959287
did you gen it?

>>57959287
I drawed this

>>57959287
how do I gen sol?
I need to know for science.

>>57955131
>face, horn and claws are all different colours
Disgusting.

>>57959773
Yes.

>>57960197
the hardest part is not letting the ai go full retard.

>>57960262
Post full retard absol.

>>57905945
CIA Bioweapon. Like Lyme Disease.

>>57960603
I have none that I can safely post here, have this one instead

>>57960668
You can always make a secondary thread on a different board

>the designated poke'thirst thread on /v/ just went under (again)
Do any of you wierdos think that the items from this fucktoy line is legit worth wasting over $500USD on them each?
Spoiler because they don't have any fuckable Absol toys yet.
I really dig the option to give Glaceon a cookie instead of the basic-bitch humanoid clam.

>>57960710
Mods locked the thread instead of just deleting it lmao

>>57960710
get out of my absol thread, make your own goon thread if you want one

>>57960698
All in due time

>>57960765
cute

>>57960765
Lolisol

>>57904590
I don't give a shit about human foids, and they will never care about me.

>>57960737
I don't feel like wasting 600 seconds just to be the OP of a thread that will inevitably die the moment I go to sleep and stop monitoring it every 5 minutes or so.

>>57960668
onahole
>>57960737
This isn't your thread, you're that guy who bitches in every thread and never contributes anything

I really should make more cute absols

>>57961539
Seriously why even draw shit yourself at this point?

>>57960710
Preordered the Sylveon and Glaceon a bit ago. Never used toys before, always seemed too much of a hassle but it was surprising seeing someone cater to my niche interests

>>57962203
Really autistic composition details.

>>57962203
so my AI can learn off of me

>>57962255
unironically based

wtf bump limit noooo

Our perv thread reached bump limit
Based

>>57888649 (OP)

>>57888785

kukuku, shaunberg, the cowardly kike, tried to hide from me yet again in another autosaging thread out of sheer cowardice. Unfortunately for him, his humongous nose can be seen from miles away.
Don't worry, I'm here now to ruin his orgasms and to remind the world that shaunberg is a filthy kike who tries to pretend the holohoax was real. His complete inability to admit the holohoax was a judaic fabrication used to sieze land that never belonged to Khazar larpers like themselves outs him as either a fed or a bona fide yidsraeli. And since shaunstein could never hold on to a real job and never will, that marks him as an actual kike who was kicked out of Nasser Yorat University and not New York as he tries to imply, and was rejected from the University of Tel-Aviv and not UTM.

>>57962992
Goodbye dearest Absolfuckers, until next time…

>>57963540
We still have some time left

At least I still have a maractus thread on /v/ to fall back on

Gentleman, it has been a privilege posting with you this month.

>bump limit with cropped porn
So proud of you guys

>See you next time anon