Why can’t Pokemon just be fantasy animals? - /vp/ (#57899520) [Archived: 1055 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:34:44 AM No.57899520
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Is there a legit lore reason as to why humanoid pokemon exist? Or rather, is it every explained why they get themed around jobs or human activities?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:28 AM No.57899526
Do you really think I’m gonna take your opinion seriously with an iPhone?
Fuck off
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:32 AM No.57899527
>>57899520 (OP)
>Why can’t Pokemon just be fantasy animals?
Fantasy animals don't sell
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:35 AM No.57899528
use your brain dipshit
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:37:27 AM No.57899530
>>57899520 (OP)
We've always had them, since Gen 1.

Mr. Mime, quite obviously a mime.

Jynx, a gyaru or opera singer.

Hypno, a hypnotist.

Take off your rose tinted glasses, faggot.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:39:13 AM No.57899535
>>57899530
>reddit spacing
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:42:19 AM No.57899542
>>57899528
I am using my brain, dipshit, and you’re using your dick. Game Freak, sadly, thinks pandering to coomers like you who think with their dick is what’s best for the franchise.

Even the fire gator, whose shtick is going against the quadruped -> biped order, is still a singing clown jobmon.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:45:13 AM No.57899549
>>57899542
>singing clown jobmon
it's literally an ubers viable day of the dead reference, retard. there are plenty of bipedal animals IRL, you're just a cuck
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:13 AM No.57899553
>>57899535
Nice argument. You really showed me.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:49:03 AM No.57899559
>>57899549
>comp
has fucking nothing to do with anything, braindead moron. it still sings and looks like a clown.
>bipedal animals
irl animals don’t have loose fur/skin shaped to resemble skirts or suits or uniforms, or use things like yo-yos or footballs, shit-for-brains.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:02:40 PM No.57899590
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>>57899530
Not that anon, but
>falling for that one R*ddit space meme image
Primo newfag behavior, that's not how spacing works on Reddit anyway.

>>57899520 (OP)
I mean technically they always did that a bit in each game, it just got more popular over time and it spread to the starters.
Speaking of which, I've always been super annoyed that the starters in particular became locked-in to "jobs" as the starters should be the most generic of them all so players can headcanon personalities for them since they're meant to be YOUR special buds, but no, now your seal is an opera singing mermaid (male) and it can't be anything else, or your fire cat is now a heel wrestler and it can't be anything else.

A Charizard could be anything. A Meganium could be anything. A Serperior is loosely based on a French king, but it could still be anything. Empoleon, same thing, but there's no rule for how it should act or what it should "be". Even Blaziken is a bit flexible in that all Pokemon fight, so "chicken that kicks good" doesn't really lock it into a "job".
The list goes on, but your little water duck with the funny hair? Nah, you're getting a flamboyant peacock dancer and it can't NOT be a flamboyant dancer.
Your little fire rabbit? I sure hope you like soccer, because that's all you get.
Haha funny weed cat? Now it plays with a yo-yo because ???, also it's now a cumslut magician with my dick in her pussy, and the only thing it does outside of taking my dick is doing stage magic and doing magician things.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:18:54 PM No.57899614
>>57899590
Why are you spacing?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:24:27 PM No.57899618
>>57899614
>using question marks
Hello Tumblr!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:26:07 PM No.57899620
>get called out for being from leddit
>w-well yours tumblr! No u!
Keek
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:29:16 PM No.57899631
>>57899620
>saying kek
Hellooooo WoW!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:31:04 PM No.57899635
Uhm akshually she said keek so
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:36:21 PM No.57899641
you guys act like the majority of nu-4chan users didn’t blow in from mainstream social media platforms. don’t kid yourself by pretending you’re a native here, virtually no one is anymore.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:47:20 PM No.57899659
>>57899526
Fippy Bippy.
>>57899542
Just fuck off
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:07:58 PM No.57899689
>>57899659
You fuck off, furfag.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:44:55 PM No.57900124
>>57899590
Game Freak just never learns. Even the most normal-looking 3D-era starter pokemon, Rillaboom, is forced to be a jobmon.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:52:51 PM No.57900143
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>>57899520 (OP)
I like this artist, one of the better gremlinscarada artists
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:35:38 PM No.57900289
>>57899689
Furfag board cunt. Either get back in your box or fuck off. You're clearly too young to remember the early days with zero moderation, when /vp/ had two constant porn threads to keep the grot out the rest of the threads (course this was back when getting on the internet required more than a burner phone and free wifi so you wouldn't have been able to afford it then).
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:43:58 PM No.57900627
>>57899641
IMO anyone that got here before that time a fuckload of celeb nudes leaked here is a proper oldfag. I forget what it was called, "The Happening" or something like that. I'm probably stupid, I should look whatever it was called up before actually posting about it, ha.
But yeah, the explosions in popularity from a few elections, the hostile takeover of /v/, /pol/, and /co/ from outside sources during GamerGate (as well as the mass migration OUT of 4chan at that time to good ol' 8 and the bunkerchans), Bronies, He Will Not Divide Us shit, /mlp/, and the creation of /trash/ all changed the demographic here by quite a lot, it's outright not the same site.
Hell, I first came here back in like 2009-2010 thanks to a combination of memes and MLP and I've 100% been around for longer than like 99% of the anons here.

>>57900124
It's a pretty forced jobmon too, like, it's got a random drum that doesn't even really look like anything natural, and the Gmax form gets a whole-ass drum set that looks even less natural.
I remember people trying to come up with better alternatives, like rolling with the "gorillas beat their chests" thing by having Rillaboom's chest resemble drums slightly, but nah, weird stump drum thing it just carries on its back.
>hey so there's this little fire crocodile Pokemon
>it evolves and now the two hairs on its head are actually just a bird nest somehow that also happens to look like a sombrero
>evolves again and hey the egg became a little bird... that turns into a microphone because it absolutely HAS to be a jobmon instead of a more generic singing DotD fire croc
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:55:33 PM No.57900655
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>>57899520 (OP)
Whether you like it or not, humanoid animals and beastfolk are a classic of fantasy and even of many mythologies.

Just to give an example, for centuries, the existence of cynocephali was believed (even Marcopolo spoke of them), and their existence was not questioned. The debate was whether they had souls or not.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:02:26 PM No.57900668
>>57899526
Pikachu and Eevee say other wise
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:04:07 PM No.57900674
>>57899530
Yeah and every one one those is a hated flop even with Gen1 Privilege
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:56:41 PM No.57900828
>>57899530
old things can also be bad, retard.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:36:49 PM No.57900957
>thread literally screams "i'm an obvious /trash/ bait thread with a retarded question"
>27 replies
bots?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:51:48 PM No.57901023
>>57900957
hey, buddy, did you blow in from schizo town?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:05 PM No.57901415
>>57900655
humanoid pokemon shouldn’t look like they’re wearing helmets, crowns, robes, trunks or pants of some kind, whatever.
something like a Toxtricity is totally fine, even the pseudo-mohawk is not that obscene, but something like the gothitelle line is a plague.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:47:22 AM No.57901709
>>57900627
The fappening lmao, you were close
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:47:38 AM No.57902578
>>57899527
Why do people keep complaining about jobmons and furry rejects then?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:49:41 AM No.57902589
>>57902578
Because retards on the internet need to think they've got impact.
Meanwhile, Meow's been the #1 favourite among kid normalfags a furfags since before day one (when it leaked and revealed her early). Can bitch all you want, fact remains the world at large cares little for your complaints.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:58:16 AM No.57902615
>>57902589
>retards on the internet need to think they've got impact
you mean, retards like yourself? you’re not the majority, and you never will be.
>Meow's been the #1 favourite among kid normalfags
In your schizo fantasy, maybe. The fursona has not, is not, and will never be more popular than classic, normal-looking starters like Charizard.
>furfags
correct, since you retards are the only ones who keeps liking and defending this earless monstrosity just because it literally looks like a fursona.
>fact remains
the real fact is that the world doesn’t operate according to your delusions. the furry fandom’s opinions will never amount to the majority of opinions. stop lying to yourself that anyone legitimately likes Meowscarada for anything other than sex appeal.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:05:43 AM No.57902638
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>another meowscarada thread
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:50:35 AM No.57902780
>>57901709
Ha, shit, damn.
Giggled like a retard, I knew I was close.

>>57899527
>>57902578
Plenty of "people" complain about jobmons and furry rejects.
"Consumers" don't.
(The only exceptions I can think of off the top of my head are Primarina being so girly and Quaquaval being a glamorous flamboyant peacock. Both drew a lot of attention for that, though moreso with Primarina because gen 8-9 fans are NPCs that bought them because "it's Pokemon on the Switch" and they don't have the mental capacity to do anything more than take a selfie with the title screen, or the screen where you pick your starter, then post about it on social media only to play the game once after that and never again.)

It's actually shocking how many people buy Pokemon shit just because "it's Pokemon". These are often the same people that watch and love Disney franchises solely because "it's Disney" and you're just "supposed to" love it because that's a fact of life, people love Disney and they love Pokemon and they get SUPER confused if you say you don't like Disney or Pokemon, as if you just said you don't like breathing or you hate being happy.
The vast, VAST majority of TPC's income comes from these people who just automatically buy Pokemon shit despite not beating any of the games or knowing more than like 5 Pokemon (one being Pikachu.)
The fact that a Pokemon might be a jobmon or a waifumon doesn't register in their heads, they pick their favorite Pokemon, buy a bunch of merch of it, then ignore all the other Pokemon until the next gen comes out and Pokemon trends on social media again.

[/schizo rambling]
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:44:14 AM No.57902889
>>57899535
not every double tap is reddit beheviour.

some times it fit,
sometimes it doesn't.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:05:46 AM No.57902922
>>57899535
>newfag doesn't know what reddit spacing is
Many such cases.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:10:27 AM No.57902936
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Meow
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:14:59 AM No.57902941
>>57902936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlPjpW4iX1k
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:19:25 AM No.57902943
>>57899520 (OP)
In our world animals evolved traits to be able to survive and adapt to their environments. However in the Pokemon world humans go out of their way to catch them and evolve them. So having a humanoid body could help give some of them more of an edge. Especially if the humans are selectively training Pokemon with traits such as human like jobs or activities then releasing their eggs and offspring out into the wild.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:21:35 AM No.57902948
>>57899520 (OP)
Pokemon are closer to Yokais than any headcanon that westerns came up with about them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:35:07 AM No.57902960
shitry isnt enough we need more tengu pokemons
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:43:22 AM No.57902974
>>57899520 (OP)
>Is there a legit lore reason as to why humanoid pokemon exist?
Not really no. Like every other mon they just reference IRL animal/culture. Kadabra/Alakazam bending spoons with there minds and western names on Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee being references to 2 martial art movie stars.
>Or rather, is it every explained why they get themed around jobs or human activities?
The only lore I can think of is Porogon being a manmade computer Pokemon and Mewtwo being manmade clone out of Mew. Again, Pokémon have always been referenced with IRL stuffs. Mewscarada being a Jester is not that different from Hitmonchan being a boxer.
Just deal with it.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:13:16 AM No.57903001
>>57902974
Not that anon, but I've always been pretty okay with jobmons and references until the starters started to become more and more overt "things" in particular.
I've whined about this earlier up the thread, but I've always felt that the starters should be more like blank slates since they're your partner and the player might want to imagine them as one thing or another, or imagine their nature/ability/IV combo as being the result of X or Y, or be like that one Lucario guy with the "proud of its power" thing.
Starters being jobmons (especially the more concrete ones added later) makes them more like "characters in a JRPG party" rather than your buddy you travel with and trained from being a wimpy little pet using Tackle to something you take on the Elite 4 with.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:20:00 AM No.57903009
>>57899527
>>57902615
>In your schizo fantasy, maybe. The fursona has not, is not, and will never be more popular than classic, normal-looking starters like Charizard.
I work with kids. Whole Meowscarada line is very popular and at lewst here most of kids have Meowscarada deck.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:28:49 AM No.57903131
>>57902974
The biggest problem with jobmons is that they make the world confusing. Did humans invent spoons and the Abra line evolved with humans to adopt spoons, or did the Abra line always use spoons and humans began using them? Why do Machoke and Machamp look like they’re wearing trunks and weightlifting belts? Did martial arts come from humans, or from Pokemon?

It gets worse with newer generations, since starters are now infected with this shit. Why does Raboot look like it’s wearing a tracksuit, and why does Cinderace look and act like a football player? Why does Samurott use shells as armor and swords? Why does Florgato and Meowscarada use yo-yos and magic tricks to hunt/fight, and why does the latter wear a mask?

These are not Pocket Monsters, these are anthropomorphic characters.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:39:15 AM No.57903147
>>57903131
The excuse for machoke is so weird too
“It wears the belt to restrict its power”
Ok so why doesn’t every fighting Pokémon need a fuckin belt then?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:04:23 PM No.57903219
>>57903131
Stop thinking
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:18:52 PM No.57903249
>>57902615
Wow you're absolutely delusional if you think it has no appeal other than "sex appeal"
I guess you also think only furfags liked Lucario and it had no appeal to anyone other than sex, huh?
Both Meowscarada and Lucario are popular to the point your argument doesn't hold up outside of your schizophrenic mind that it's all furfags.
Sorry unpopularfag, people can think designs like Lucario and Meowscarada are cool while "normal looking starters" like Meganium never were among normalfags.
You saying "earless" doesn't help your case since it's factually wrong and makes it clear that you don't even know the design, so everything you said should be discarded.
You ironically sound more pornbrained since all you see is sex.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:37:59 PM No.57903411
>humanoid
being pidel has its advantages
>job/activities
we have beavers that build dams, spiders that build nets and don't let me get started on ants and bees
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:58:08 PM No.57903439
>>57902615
There's nothing funnier than waking up to find some retard on the internet who thought she had impact proving your point. Thanks Daughter, it's people like you that keep people like me entertained.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:42:15 PM No.57903605
>>57903439
Take your pills, schizo.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:58:38 PM No.57903995
>>57903411
If a beaver pokemon gets made now, he’ll have his fur shaped like a helmet and a vest. It wouldn’t be allowed to just be a fantasy beaver with clever nods to a local minor deity or mythological figure.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:03:06 PM No.57904005
>>57899520 (OP)
It’s what people want despite autists online crying about it
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:04:04 PM No.57904008
>>57904005
*coomers
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:05:40 PM No.57904013
>>57904008
*people
The majority of players aren’t brainwashed by porn like you
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:07:44 PM No.57904021
>>57904008
>t. autist
That's not mutually exclusive
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:56:07 PM No.57904128
>>57903995
there are plenty of nothingmons no one cares about
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:15:20 PM No.57904160
>>57904005
furfags aren’t people
if people truly liked fursona jobmons as starters, the Kanto starters would have waned in popularity, but the opposite has happened.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:17:26 PM No.57904168
>>57904128
yeah, better a nothingburger betta fish that no one cares about than a furry bait that everyone despises.
Replies: >>57904263
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:23:02 PM No.57904186
>despising tinkaton
you got no soul
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:44:40 PM No.57904248
I love staring at gay people
I love staring at gay people
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>>57899520 (OP)
Why the fuck CAN'T they be??
"Fantasy animal" can mean literally anything your stupid brain can imagine. Demons, Yokai, Cryptids, Fairys, all of then can have overly specific niches and nobody gives a fuck as long as they aren't stupidly specific.

I have a feeling you only asked this because you got annoyed at the latest Delphox/Meowscarade thread.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:48:13 PM No.57904263
>>57904168
>furry bait that everyone despises
your discord channel friends aren't "everyone" faggot
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:07:47 PM No.57904301
>>57903605
You're the one thinking your little sect of the internet speaks for the entire internet. Get shot in the head, Isn't it time for the weekly school shoot-up?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:13:08 PM No.57904309
top2
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>>57904160
seethe harder, Charitard
Replies: >>57905382
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:37:15 PM No.57904549
>>57899520 (OP)
>Is there a legit lore reason as to why humanoid pokemon exist?
They want our genes to be able to evolve, that's why they have human form to attract human beings.
Replies: >>57904563
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:45:43 PM No.57904563
>>57904549
then why am i attracted to quadrupeds
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:58:09 PM No.57904598
>>57899520 (OP)
I believe it's implied that humans just copy pokemon forms and appearance. (I think Juniper mention this when you met KlingKlang)

But some like Throh and Sawk just copy humans.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:03:15 AM No.57905382
>>57904309
>furfags obsess over polls, therefore, our fursonamons are genuinely more popular with normal functional people!!!
kill yourself
Replies: >>57905545
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:07:15 AM No.57905545
>>57905382
>nooo polls don't count because it's the evil furfag cabal out to get me!!!
cope, seethe and don't forget to take your meds, little Charitard
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:55:09 AM No.57905784
>>57905545
>denying terminally online furfags like you exist
lol
Replies: >>57906236
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:59:11 AM No.57905790
>>57899520 (OP)
Because they're based on yokai like >>57904248 mentioned.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:02:14 AM No.57906116
Duendes
Duendes
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>>57899520 (OP)
What's wrong with Pokémon being People?
With that being said, How come no one in the Pokémon World didn't fight to give the more Human-Like (The ones with skin and hair, not the furry ones) Human Rights? Even their Evolution stages are similar to Human Aging stages
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:49:01 AM No.57906183
>>57899520 (OP)
But they are
I fantasize about meowscarada very often
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:33:17 AM No.57906236
>>57905784
>denying they are everywhere like in your schizo fantasy because you have no real argument
yes
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:58:48 AM No.57906265
>>57906236
>everyone is a mentally-ill cumskull like me! I’m a perfectly functional person and not a reprobate!
you’re the one who needs pills here
Replies: >>57906313
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:45:47 AM No.57906313
>>57906265
Are you talking to a strawman of yourself now? You started ranting about seeing sex and furfags everywhere from the beginning.
Meds, you pornbrained schizo.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:16:23 PM No.57906785
>>57906313
>y-you can’t call a spade a spade, schizo!
I hope you’re being disingenuous rather than retarded.
You only like fursonamons because you’re a cumbrained furfag.
Replies: >>57907582
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:54:49 PM No.57907582
>>57906785
Kanto starters, or barafursonamons, like Charizard has no other appeal than their sex appeal and the only reason you like them is because you're a cumbrained furfag.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:06:03 AM No.57909078
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:16:48 AM No.57909117
>>57907582
>spouting literal nonsense
>Charizard is now a baramon instead of kaiju-lite
not only are you a braindead cumskull, and a furfag, you also somehow escaped the mental asylum. please re-admit yourself, and thanks.
Replies: >>57909912
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:17:50 AM No.57909119
ugly earless fursona
ugly earless fursona
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>>57909078
wrong
Replies: >>57909912
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:18:33 AM No.57909121
2020 poll
2020 poll
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>>57903009
>>In your schizo fantasy, maybe. The fursona has not, is not, and will never be more popular than classic, normal-looking starters like Charizard.
Naruto in a frog fursuit is already more popular than charizard
Replies: >>57909131
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:20:04 AM No.57909128
>he's melting down again
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:20:48 AM No.57909131
>>57903009
>>57909121
>https://youtu.be/ypYmuv4Exso?si=drr-iXLs_gLVei1O
Both lucario and greninja are more popular than charizard lmao
Replies: >>57910169
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:33:50 AM No.57909165
Starters
Starters
md5: c6a50b38e8ac8d9cb299103cb080323e🔍
>Fursuit
>Fursuit for gay mystery dungeonfags
>The animalistic one
Gee i really wonder which one is the least popular
Replies: >>57909276
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:43:18 AM No.57909188
OH MY KINNOH
OH MY KINNOH
md5: c4c6b9c25f841f9f0a0d2367baf6e9d2🔍
>Literally goku in a monkey fursuit
>Literally napoleon/poseidon in a penguin fursuit
>The animalistic one
i wonder which one between these is the least popular
Replies: >>57909276 >>57909287
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:21:02 AM No.57909276
>>57909188
No one likes the penguin or the monkey.
>>57909165
Swampert is #1, always has been and always will be.

You lost, furfag.
Replies: >>57909293
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:27:06 AM No.57909287
>>57909188
A lot of gen 4 Pokemon are based on gods like the starters. Infernape is basically based on Sun Wukong.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:30:11 AM No.57909293
>>57909276
>No one likes the penguin or the monkey.
Bait used to be believable
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:43:06 AM No.57909319
>>57904160
NTA but saying the Kanto starters are more popular now than they were in the past (by usual genwar definitions of the past, I'm guessing before gen 5 or 6) when Charizard has an active hatedom at this point is straight up wrong.
Replies: >>57909324
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:44:32 AM No.57909324
>>57909319
>active hatedom
/vp/‘s opinions on anything will never, ever amount to anything of significance.
Replies: >>57909341
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:52:59 AM No.57909341
>>57909324
If you think the zard hatedom is just a /vp/ thing you should probably go to places that aren't /vp/. I don't think it's about starters being more anthropomorphic or not (although the people in the hatedom tend to not put the Gamefreak psyop that is Greninja shilling under as much scrutiny and I've even seen people misinterpret the google poll to say that the psyop frog is more popular than it actually is) but pretending that a good chunk of the fanbase hasn't grown to actively hate Charizard is retarded.
Replies: >>57909482
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:48:52 AM No.57909482
>>57909341
The Charizard “hate” you keep bringing up is nothing more than a mild annoyance at worst. The only place where Charizard is hated (for not being a fursona) is /vp/, and your deluded schizo head.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:20:06 PM No.57909912
>>57909117
>admitting that your own logic is literal nonsense now
Kek, concession accepted faggot
>>57909119
>off-model
retard
Replies: >>57909964
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:46 PM No.57909964
earless abomination
earless abomination
md5: 959b6565b2645eeef220dc966bdb9d6f🔍
>>57909912
>“n-no u!”
>brainlet buzzword
you were the one spouting gibberish, bro.
your porn addiction makes your opinions less credible lol, and worth less than shit.
>o-off-model!
retard
the fanart and softcore porn you spam on this board is all off-model
Replies: >>57910124
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:47:14 PM No.57910124
>>57909964
>n- no u!
>you were the one spouting gibberish
Incorrect, the first and only one spouting gibberish was you, like you've done the entire thread. I just basically repeated what you said and you called it nonsense, so you literally btfo'd yourself.
>worth less than shit
And yours is worth less than mine, clearly, since you're obviously worryingly delusional.
>off model!
Yes, it's objectively true that you posted off-model fanart, you gigaretard.
>earless
>posts canon depiction showing ears
Now you btfo'd yourself again you clown. I think concession accepted is appropriate here, since it's literally what you're doing and the only brainlet is you for not realizing it.
>you spam
>everyone I don't like is the same person!!!
Meds, schizo.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:21:38 PM No.57910169
>>57909131
Yep, and here are three recent polls where Lucario, Greninja, Meowscarada are placed higher than Charizard too.
https://live.tiermaker.com/28765822
https://thomasgamedocs.com/pokemon/
https://gamewith.jp/pokemon-sv/article/show/431889
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:30:15 PM No.57910429
>charizard
>limitless promotion
>jobs every single time
Anon, you...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:37:34 PM No.57910583
>>57904160
>if people truly liked fursona jobmons as starters, the Kanto starters would have waned in popularity
No it doesn’t retard. Liking one thing doesn’t mean someone can’t also like something else that’s different from the first.